Kump - Ep. 175 HOT BASKETBALL

Episode Date: June 10, 2024

Ray and Lucie discuss Elon Musk's salary, Kaitlin Clark, the WNBA, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week! Follow Kump on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/raykump Kump Hand Merch https://bonfire.com/store/kump/ Follow Ray on Sound Cloud https://on.soundcloud.com/QbP8

Hello and welcome to come. Hello. Hello, Lucy. Hi. Look, we have a lot of stuff going on. The president of France is, uh, he's making, he's all sorts of, of moves and something's going on with basketball with the girl but what is going on with your you're wearing sunglasses yeah is this is this a power move by you um i i wouldn't say it's a power

move i think are you trying to reach from you know from the grave and and steal my steal my pockets i do look i i think i do look cool in sunglasses you often say to me like you know you know you Oh, cool, cool I feel in sunglasses. But, no, this is because I have a subconjunctive rupture, a subconjunctive. Well, you're pregnant? I, this is amazing. I'm a little baby. Why, why, is it coming out of your eyes?

What is that? The baby's going to come out of my eyes. Just use words. I have. There's blood filling up your eye or something. There's blood filling up my eyes. There's something happened to your eye. We don't know what.

Do you think something went in it? Apparently, I was looking at up. I did a lot of research on subconjunctive ruptures. Stop saying that. Once I realized I was a victim of one. Sure. I mean, that sounds like you're a far right politician making up stories.

You know, you're somebody, you're talking about, you know, there's this guy in France, Marie Le Pen, and you're going, I was a victim of a subconjunctive rupture. sure at the hands of a migrant. Apparently, they can be caused by sneezing. As you sneeze so hard that blood filled your eye. Yeah. Like you were just daughter of a vampire. That's cool.

And so now it's fine. As it heals, it's one of those pesky things where as it heals, the blood actually encircles your eye more and more. Right. So. So you're saying, like, you know, even though it looks worse, it's getting better. Yeah. That's when I say,

accidentally shoot somebody. I'm like, let's not go get ahead of ourselves and make, you know, decisions we can't take back, all right? It seems to be, it's looking worse, which means I think your body's healing the wound. You know, I'll get you on the back end. If you lose, if you can't go to work for a couple days, you know, I can, I can, I can, I can front you some money. But let's not, you know, you call the cops and, you know, what are you going to do? They're going to arrest me and no one's going to, you know, you're still, you're still shot. Now, why are, why is someone being shot in this scenario? It's an accident. It's an accident. things happen things people panic yeah i panic you know uh you know maybe plans don't go

as well as you hope you know and someone maybe i didn't shoot maybe maybe the guy you know the shopkeeper shot him just a shopkeeper randomly shot him you know right he acted too quickly yeah thinking he was acting in self-defense right he thought he thought we were you know whatever i mean i i didn't do anything I'm just saying, you get shot, it's one thing, but don't get blow over the money. Money's useless now. Can you not use blood covered money? I mean, you go ahead and try.

Go cover some money in blood and try to buy a nice diamond ring. Look, I'm not saying that they would accept it. The diamond ring they might take. I'm not saying they would accept it at like a regal institution or anything. With the movie theater? But, like, you know, you're just going to buy a coffee, I don't think anyone's going to give you shit for giving them. a couple of dollars with some blood stains on them.

Sure, I mean, look, I mean, there's that movie Good Time that the Safi Brothers did where, no spoilers, it was the first scene, they rob a bang and the die pack goes off, and the money seems, but that's even the controversy? Was the money all ruined? I think it was trying to watch the money. Yeah, it's marked. But according to you, and it makes a whole series of conflicts,

but if you made that movie, it would have been very boring because it would have been you going to the coffee shop every day. Well, I was using for coffee every day. I mean, you know, I'll use other money for my train. trips to Europe. You know, I do actually remember wondering that during good time, where I was like, I was like, the biggest problem for him right now is that he's covered with the Redding, too. Sure.

But if he did manage to get away, we did stash the money. Could he maybe just spend that red money? I mean, how far could he get with him? Well, he went to the bail bondsman. He was like, I forget if even if he offered him like pennies on a dollar or he just in no way. But, um, I didn't take some of it. But here's a thing.

Like, you're acting like, yeah, you're going to. into the Starbucks and, you know, die-pack money. Who, what are they going to say? Yeah, because the world's full of rats, Lucy, all right? You forget that. I, if someone, if I found someone robbed the bank, I mean, look, if there was some situation, I remember I worked, I don't get into details, but there was a robbery in an island, I remember, and like four people were killed in a pharmacy robbery.

And, like, you know, that's the kind of thing. You can't just be like, hey, like, if I found, if I could have helped the cops find Yeah, sure. I mean, I mean, I shouldn't say that because I'm on the streets of rats to rat. That's the problem with the streets. They're very unforgiven. Yeah. I feel like that should be, that should be something you're allowed to rat on.

Right. Shot a young, you know, a teenage girl and an older man and two of the people just to get some oxy. There's no levels to it. Right. You just rat's rat rat rat rat. They're very oversimplistic about it. It's like if I rat on that guy, hey, this is where he is, go get him. Like, you know, the streets as a, whatever that means.

I don't know if they put a bounty out on me but they were definitely you know it would be used against me they go like that guy they might just never confront me because even on the streets people are just passive aggressive

you know he's like hey you got problem what's up what's up I hear a little fucking fat rat fat rat you say something what's up fucking fat rat

that would drive me nuts well I guess the reason you're not supposed to rat it's not that they don't it's not that they just expect you not to rat in a vacuum right it's that it's that they want to not rat because they want to deal with it themselves no well no I think you look that's no that's the generous no well here no no that's that's generous sure I mean you're acting like like it's veto Corleone right from godfather fame and I'm basically the police of of American Italy I'm the sheriff of literally oh your daughter was raped why didn't you fucking invite me over for coffee ever like

the other cops aren't great about that either but it's like do they ever just go you know not for nothing but yeah like while you're covering your own blood and piss yeah whatever and you're like you're not for no i'll give you the rape kit but i mean yeah well wait we never read him his cake why i don't even know you sir but yeah still i never got nothing from me anyway Rio Corleone is out there. He's berating this guy for not inviting him over for scones. But he's going to help him with his daughter. Yeah.

That's what they want. I mean, sure, there's that element of it, I guess. I mean, that's that's kind of the stuff you do so that, like, no one rats on you. Right. Well, he throws us as a party. Like, John God, he used to give turkeys to everyone. Like, oh, the saint. Well, like, he's a cheap.

It's a good investment. I would buy turkeys for, like, if I would just go, like, I would go to the bank. He's, as a bank robber, I would. I would just bring turkeys Because people seem to love that They never radded on Gotti Oh, you give everyone a free turkey Well, Goddy did it and no one rattled on him

Except except his best friend That's a great idea Except Sam as a Bull Yeah Yeah, you can like, yeah, you can like point a gun and He probably never gave a turkey Just say him to bowl That's part of the problem

Call the police while you're robbing the bank Yeah, I got free turkeys at everyone Why? I don't worry about But if you give them a little treat Yeah Yeah Yeah

And it's like you know And it's not like If you give him money cops are going to like take it back but they got to take the turkeys as evidence I will go on the news I will and I'll say I didn't see that coming I didn't think the cops were soup so low

as to steal the turkeys that gave these women no but the point is uh where were we they don't do it just to keep you from they do they do it because they don't want you ratin on them it's just like a mutually agreed upon like like

rats are bad because they put we go to jail and be a rat so like you know no I don't I don't think their main concern is we want to do deal justice that's a thing you do that's like uh you know the mob boss doesn't want you like they don't want you know if he was friendly with the cops i know but i mean chops he made his analogy once about afghanistan where they offered to give us bin laden like we provided him evidence like the first thing and and then and we just ignored it or whatever and said like you know and he's like yeah because the mob boss doesn't want uh you know you to help he wants you know it makes him look weak i don't but now i'm thinking i wish to go for

granny that makes sense but like in what cases is anyone in front of help a mob boss right chomsky people people are really turning on chomsky down he's dying i mean if you look on twitter apparently he didn't get strong on ukraine chomsky is like on his deathbed apparently no chomsky the famous uh talker the linguist yeah i mean how old is he's like in his 90s he's he's 120 years old looks incredibly good for his age and uh i don't know what he has maybe he his shot. Maybe he's got a bullet wound. Maybe he has what you have, a subatomic stigma or whatever. Sigma. Sootomic stigma. Yeah. He's just, and he's like, I can try the sunglasses, but I'm too old to pull that off. I'm just going to retire from public life. But people on Twitter, I mean, look, I'm not like the guy who tells

everyone, you know, go read Chomsky. I mean, you know, he serves the purpose for like, you know, when you're 18 or 19, like, and, you know, oh, this is bad. And, well, this. This is. This. It's just, whatever. This is, this is like a, it's a window into a certain level of corruption or whatever in governments and wars. But people act like you're supposed to, like, you know, as if the, as if, like, society was trying to force you to, like, adhere to Chomsky the rest of your life. Like, I liked him when I was 18, but then I realized that this other guy was, you know, was more comprehensive. Okay, all right. So he's whatever.

Why's that bad? He doesn't go hard enough on this. like he's he didn't say the ukraine war he wasn't consistent with ukraine and paul pot and the cambodia maybe i don't i mean whatever is chomsky like pro ukraine war or something he's just something i think he's kind of like look it's just i think he's kind of way i was when i'm started and was kind of like you know you start acting crazy like you know oh how could he do we just did iraq i mean he probably didn't say it like that we just did iraq in afghanistan we're going to start acting like well how can this happen

the same. It's like a little, it's the hysterics. I think he was more just like, I'm not going to get hysterical about it. Right. But people, you know,

but the Ukrainians want people to get hysterical about it. Because I get, like, assuming no, no, assuming the best, and there's nothing untoward, right?

When you were getting invaded, you, yeah, that's what you want. You want the rest of the countries in the world, be like, I can't believe it.

I'm like, I know, right? Yeah. This Putin guy? It's crazy. Help me out. Give me a gun. something like that we look so did he say something recently who don't jomsky no he said it when

started oh yeah but yeah he's uh it'll be fun to see like uh all these people who are kind of taking shots at him on the left it'll be funny to see them come around come back around when he dies no they want i mean they're maybe they will they seem to be like they seem to be they seem to be preemptively like celebrating oh that he's going to die that's what i'm saying yeah oh shit oh yeah these I mean, this is not right wing people. Yeah. These are, these are, uh, you know, whatever. Yeah, people love to.

None of this matters. People on the left love to eat their, eat their daddies. I don't know. Yeah. I don't know what they. It's like a purity test in a, in a, in an orgy full of crackheads. You know, just seems the, seems like, I don't get it. Um, so much a bottle of my phrases.

I don't know who'd sell them to. You sell it as an essence? I mean, yeah Like we weren't we talking about Will Rogers recently I have It was a little quotes book Quote they should have quotes of me

What's the best Will Rogers quote We already did this And I can't think of one I don't know one You can you can you That's Mark Twain I always You can fool some of the people

That one was in the big short Some of the time But not all the people I can't fool my wife I fuck that guy She knows I fuck Um I don't know. Are you looking at an upper?

Um, okay. Will Watt Rogers. Didn't we do this two weeks ago? Maybe we did. I'm like subconsciously obsessed with this. I don't even know who he was. You can be killed just as dead in an unjustified war as you can and one protecting your own home. What is this?

America is a land of opportunity and don't ever forget it. So this, nothing was, nothing was ever good, was it? No. We're just, we're like, we're all just kind of. getting like hoodwinked and oh things are getting worse and we're like oh is it are they all right yeah like you know it's just everything everything was trash we have the internet now we see everything at once that's a difference it used to be like will rogers the famous quotable man and be like oh okay yeah and you don't look it up right maybe someone does get their dad a book for christmas because he

heard about it and it turns their dad's reading it thanks it's nice it's horseshit what's you're going to do go on amazon and talk about that no because that's 1987. That didn't happen back then. But now everyone's just connected and we're all like, hey, this really sucks. How about that thing over there? Yeah, it sucks too.

It's all trash. We can all see Biden shitting himself in real time. Oh, yeah. That is. There's no media to like kind of cover for him and give him gravitas. Really how many times Reagan probably did that? I'm not trying to do a word aboutism.

I'm just, I mean, it's just, Reagan was in the perfect time to be Reagan. I mean, he was also. Look, if Biden is as bad as Reagan was, that's really bad because everyone agrees now at least in hindsight that he was like

catatonic at certain points and like Nancy was running the country with like with Ed memes or whatever Oh yeah I mean And mines whatever No I mean Edmese Edmese Woodrow Wilson too right Oh we eat Wilson yeah

Pretty senile And he did a bunch He like started the League of Nations Yeah And like the Federal Reserve I guess he wasn't running the Fed though But like still it's like she had a lot of It's like he expanded the

the federal power of America widely and then handed it over to his wife I hope was a dits it seems like people talk about like she was a really capable woman but it would be funny if she was just a dits she didn't know anything she could barely run a you know sewing club

club were you so quilts which is probably hard than you think because all these stupid women other, I mean, these aren't, these aren't the women who work at, like, the dry cleaner or something, like, just work jobs. I'm talking about, like, you know, socialite women. These are, you know, these are powerful women, guys' wives. They don't know how to do quilts, probably.

Do you teach you're like, why do you're assuming they can't do quilts? Marry Todd Lincoln, you're teaching her how to fucking do a dumb quilt. They're like, hey, you got to do it like this. No, you barely know yourself. Like, your husband's like, hey, why don't you maybe start a quilting club? And then it's a nice way to socialize. So you can barely make a decent quilt. Barely.

Your grandma showed you. And you got one. It's kind of, like, any serious quilter would, but, you know, it's just, this is sucks. Just spit on your quilt. Yeah. But, I mean, but, you know, a regular guy who doesn't care of, you know, jerk into the blanket.

She'll be something to jerking to. That's what, and it's good for that. But now you've got to teach Mary Todd Lincoln. They weren't around at the same time, were they? Was there Mary Todd Lincoln, who, uh, Egypt, Rosa, I don't know. Taft's, fat wife. Mary Todd Lincoln was the crazy one. She was the one who was throwing her own shirt.

shit out the walls. Was she, I mean, I know she was distraught that, you know, the husband was murdered and her son died of cholera and another son died. I mean, I don't know if I'm like, you know, that bitch fucking like, she, I heard she pissed or something. She was grieving? I mean, maybe was she legitimately insane? Apparently she was pretty, she was pretty out of her mind.

Wow. I mean, you know, it's possible that she's getting miscarriageized through the lens of time. Well, she certainly had a miscarriage. But. I bet you have a few of those. Everyone did back then If anyone's going to have a miscarriage She was going to be married Todd Lincoln

That was just She had three miscarriers before breakfast And she said all these bad things happened to her Husband was murdered I thought you were saying Oh no, that's nothing she was loose You thought you was calling her a whore Not even that she was loose

I just thought you were going like that You know that woman had a rotten boom Her person is garbage Her eggs are all trash fucking no wonder a husband shot himself oh man um shout out mary doll lincoln we miss you girl i've been missing you i mean uh do you think how well i don't get into it do you think what was the last hump david fuck they ever did what last what last what last what Fuck.

Oh, the last fuck between. Last comedy ever gave her. Oh, man. I wonder how it was. Yeah. I think it was that day. I mean, it must have been good because. Hey, come on.

I did the Civil War. Come on. Yeah. He just finished Civil War. I won. I got to unite the country. You're not going to unite my dick and balls. Well, you're making it sound like something really desperate.

Yeah. I mean, like, I just feel like, you know, well, whatever. You don't think you would want it. Like, after he comes home. That hence the frustration. Yeah. You would think. Right.

In this scenario, though, I mean, like, and I'm not projecting. I'm just saying you would I can see I mean look it's well yeah sure it's nice to imagine it's nice to think about the president having one just nice sex before death but it's funnier to think that he was you know begging for sex and then got shot in the head I'm sorry I went for the funnier angle no you're probably the president was a successful man he led he led the country to a civil war and his wife dutifully probably gave him a bit ahead before he lost his sorry sorry it was a little inaccurate in the pursuit of comedy i apologize moving on what were we talking about oh god i don't know stigmas stigmata um imagine if that was happening to my i imagine if it was a stigmata and it just got blocked up and you were just like imagine imagine me like this is a ghost haunting you yeah and you're just not seeing the signs because these movies

often have like these things that like happen right and someone's like I can't believe and someone's telling them well that's just a coincidence there was a stigmata on me like I don't know it wasn't sometimes stigmata has just happened

I'm a doctor I could it's like a obligatory scene in the horror movie I could be getting you're not even getting you're not doing you're not playing into it I could be getting declared

a miracle by the Catholic Church right now if my stigmata's wasn't getting all blocked up I mean I don't know if they really want look at a woman's body a grown woman who's gonna inspect you some priest

let's get a little blow sorry shots fire in the Catholic church I'm about some priest going on hey look at this good yeah he's older than I thought I heard there was a girl or a stigmata but you're a woman whatever but yeah I guess we can make some money of your eye? Yeah, just throwing it out there. I mean, do you need me to do it? How do you just make the money?

Well, look, if I, if I promote myself Yeah. As stigmata I'm gonna, I'm gonna just come off like a grifter. You'll be treated like the way, I mean, ever since Elon Musk took over Twitter, only fans, girls are treated very, I mean, that's the one thing that, like, I don't mind it. I mean, because they are, they're treated very poorly,

immediately almost usually yeah what's up with that well i mean i do think that like whatever i don't know what musk did as far as letting people do certain things i don't you think you used to be able to worm your way into people's posts the way you can now quite as easily yeah but whatever i'm not here you know but i thought men i mean obviously you know men more than i do but i mean but i mean in some ways you know you know that you know more than i do but i thought men like seeing naked ladies I mean, first of all, men traditionally like see naked ladies. Yeah. I mean, there is a time and a place somewhat.

Yeah. I don't get uncomfortable. Like, I mean, if I was just, like, if I'm living alone, it's never, it's not a matter like, oh, my God, now my dick's getting hard on the next to my wife. But like, you know, it's just kind of like, I don't know, but even that, it's just like, but when you're watching something, depending on what you're watching, you don't need to be tidily to that moment. Sure.

Like, we were watching that movie Southpaw. and his wife they were not even that they were showing the ring girls like you know who stand up is a boxing movie and these girls were in like bikinis but they were like

I mean that's one thing at the garden the Madison Square Garden but they were at some charity boxing fight and like a old church and they like four girls in bikinis and I feel like there's like 150 people in the audience probably and I was like this one of those things

like women am I supposed to like whoop am I supposed to show enthusiasm like you know a very pretty girl I'm like, hey, pre-al-oh, hot, yeah. I'm like, supposed to like, oh, woo. Like, what is it? Because, look, when you're at a strip club, it's one thing.

And I'm, if I wasn't a strip club, I'm not the guy yelping, usually. But it's, it's fine. Right. I mean, I just don't know what I'm supposed to do. Ask her out. No, right? You're supposed to ask them out. Yeah.

You're the creep if you go, hey, we'd like to, you know, can I pay you for sex? Well, you're a garbage, man. You're a man of garbage. Right? But I mean, like, what is this? Well, well, you're just. eye candy, I guess it's fine. You should be allowed to be eye candy without being

like, you know, put into situations. But I mean, I don't know why the situations exist. Right. So there, does that answer your question? Yeah. Yeah. No, it does.

That's a mistake. I mean, I don't like the guy who, like, we all know you shouldn't ask her out. Don't get me wrong. I'm not saying like, that guy's a creep because we all just know, you know, but like, it's just kind of like an invitation to be a creep. And then if you act like a creep will scold you,

well the strip club it's like you can be a creep you can be a certain amount of creep you can't like you know stick a finger in right you can be a certain amount of creep and it's fine encouraged even but in situations where you it's not it's kind of like it's an invitation to be a creep right

oh yes yes I'm here for a boxing match and if I don't show enthusiasm is like I'm gonna pay him to me and go well he must be gay yeah they say I mean he's not

in other news of not quite of non-celebrity closeted men who's not you know men of podcasts who aren't celebrities who were closeted here's this man Raycom who didn't yelp at a pretty woman

you know a lot of men the old guy you know a lot of men in situation were trying to get a finger in but he didn't his fucking hand didn't move well in a situation like that I don't care if I was gay, it'd be fine but like I'm not

it's just it's more it's more than people would think I was hide it. Right. Yeah. I'm all the things I'm going to hide them, gay. Well, in a situation like that where they're just like kind of parading some bikini girls out before a boxing match. Yeah. Isn't it more, isn't it more masculine to act like that's nothing to you in that context?

I feel like that's the fault. But if I got to sit there and go, it's nothing. Yeah, it's nice to see, but like I don't need to get overly excited about it. It is nice to see. It's also, I mean, I don't know. It's not that nice. It's like pleasant to see. but you have to kind of be aware

I mean look I don't have to tell don't don't do any weird don't do I say they're going don't don't don't yelp and don't don't let don't smack your lips together and don't pull your shirt don't don't don't I'm not

I would not have to say it to myself that being said but it's kind of like what am I supposed to go like if I if I was alone it's possible I wouldn't that what I've been thinking about my face might snarled a little bit and I guess if I was going nice

but I can't do that in public and I would never do it in front of you. Right. I might have been admitting to doing it, but I might, if I see you a nice ass, go, you know, but I'm not free to do that in public. Young women, before you start an only fan,

I want you to imagine a million faces like that. I mean, that's the worst you get. That's a charm. It's not that, I mean, in exchange for maybe making four million a year, maybe it's not that bad. I mean, I think that's, you know, a high, I mean, I don't think you need to make four million a year for it to be,

worth it to live off of only where if i'm going i mean you married me i think me going i think me going like once in a while in your in your imagination yeah i don't think you need four millions to like go to sleep at night for that no not not four million that's not i'm not saying jesus christ i mean it's one sometime i might go oh like to me no no just just to himself it would just be it would exist in the ether right oh i need four million no four million at least i don't think I think four mil is the cutoff. I think 100 grand would be plenty for that.

But four mill a year is a solid amount. We'll be a lot of money. Yeah. See, I don't know what this country is anymore. See, I mean, I don't know. Why are we getting to this, women? We're talking about women? I don't know.

Oh, Twitter. We were talking about Mary Todd Lincoln and then. Well, so on Twitter, these women, these only fans girls, I feel like it used to be, there would be, it's the thing. It used to be women who, like, had followings, I feel like. right who are also like with tweet and like and they and i don't see them as much these people just popped up in my feed i i follow like a couple hundred people and they never tweet so i don't

like twitter is just random shit to me i i can't i can't just go around five to follow more people i guess whatever so my point is like what i see is like other posts you're looking at now only fans girls just like will just sort of i'll follow my only fans like in some article about like a palestinian kids had been more or something right and it's just like it's very it's not appropriate but that being said the men have responded I think relatively appropriately we're like just gosh that they have always memes like shut up horror right like silence or um because yeah if you I mean if you're trying to sell your pussy that hard in inappropriate places you should not be encouraged wait so there are women trying

to sell their pussy in the in the war torn in war torn yeah happens I mean every tweet I may has some woman trying to sell her only fans and they put them in the like they try to hide them in the comments on Twitter but they're there I don't think it's I don't think a woman's running the account it's always the same weird you know Eastern European looking woman yeah but you know whatever right I mean if it was just her I admire the hustle but you know with some guy some hacker guy with a hundred computers sure he's just you know she's in a cage somewhere maybe sad so whatever so in musk's twitter they're treated poorly but uh you know it's that's just the price of being what's going on with twitter by the way he's trying to get more money from oh he's not not from

twitter though Tesla he wants Tesla to pay him to 100 billion dollars or something Musk accused of improperly selling 7.5 billion in Tesla stock well that's well that's a different one story he's like he's he's he's got a pay package coming to him um just write musk pay package to the rule yeah this one tesla just widen it up you want to tesla Tesla shareholders to vote whether Elon Musk deserves billions Judge struck down

So five months ago, Delaware judge drew out the largest pay package in history then word more than 50 bill 50 billion that Tesla was very friendly bored to give him Musk in 2018 Now I think you gave it to him on the condition of like if you hit these numbers

We give this like stock You get stock options I guess Now hit the numbers. The stock is up tremendously since he took over, I guess. And since then, even, since 2018. It did go down a bunch this year. I kind of, I had it at one point.

I didn't lose much. It kind of, you know, I, but it went down again. It doesn't matter. This is not an investment show. I want to start about my stock losses. It's going to be a whole hour. But yeah, so I guess he's still

way ahead of what they were at. So now he, but he's getting paid 50 billion it seems like a lot that is a lot i mean that's i mean those those investment bank guys seem to make like i don't think they make a billion a year do they they make it like you know jami diamond was he make a couple hundred million a year in bonuses or sometimes i mean it seems like an insane amount of money um i mean what do you think about this that's a lot of money i would like i would like 50 billion dollars do you think i guess his argument is that he no one else could do what he does

why didn't Tesla go you look at 50 billion though so we're going to find out look look how about this if we're going to hire someone else and if he can do it if he's not worth it and meaning not worth 50 saving 50 billion dollars in performance then we'll hire you back at 55 that's a good deal yeah you can turn out extra 5 billion you just needs the 5 I mean that's a probably giving you 50 what's your incentive to work ever right I mean most of the people who have who make money it's like they or they start started the company so they have the stock right you know grant so like it doesn't usually seem to come up or like someone's being paid 50 billion it's usually like well no i started the

company is as well is like i don't you know you're clamming up about this why are you clamming up no i'm not clamming up yes you are tell open up you can't you can't be you're afraid of uh coming off to anti-corporate anti-corporate anti you're afraid you let your freak flag fly no i mean look I'm honestly just, I'm just thinking about how many, how many cupcakes you could buy with $50 billion? Crazy number. Who are you, one of those trivia guys? How many Cheetos to the moon?

How many Cheetos? If you lay out of Cheetos, the moon would be 75 trillion Cheetos. I'm like, who is this for? Or so Lucy, apparently. Well, no, but I'm not just, I'm not just having fun imagining them. lined up in a row. Right. I'm literally thinking about the quality of the cupcake.

Like, you could get the best cupcake. Where do you think it caps out? I mean, first of all, what are you imagining? Cupcake was. This is so crazy.

So $50 billion. I mean, there's a lot of money. How much did you, like, like, did you spend 50 billion on cupcakes? I don't think I even could.

Right. Like, what number did you, like, what number of, like, look, it's not all about,

that you know if a yacht is like let's just say a yacht was uh that you wanted it was a hundred million dollars and you had 110 well you shouldn't buy that yacht you could technically technically afford it but you could really afford it right yeah forgetting the fact that is upkeep and all the it's just not you shouldn't have enough of your net worth on a yacht or anything really uh same goes for a house and you know I don't know what the percentages should be so I mean uh it's not about spending 50 billion on cupcakes you know but having 50 billion billion would free you up to spend a lot. What in your head?

What is that amount? Now I'm just thinking about an edible yacht. Literally like a yacht. It would fall apart in the water. You're going to eat something in a dirty water? Not have you spent even a, honestly, if you've spent 20 billion. Yeah. I'm sure somebody could make you a yacht that would, that would be very functional, very

sanitary, and that, and were parts of it you could eat. You, what parts of it you would eat? Yeah. Okay. So like the outer hull. the Adler hole would be some kind of thing. Yeah. But the inside,

it kind of piece of purpose, it doesn't it? It's like, if I got, look, can you build me like a, basically a boat and then make a layer of like cake

and then like build some kind of structure on top of it. Well, for $20 billion, I'll do it. But I mean, yeah, I'll do it. They'll stop themselves.

I'm not going to, like, I'm not going to do the other thing. Where I say, you shouldn't spend your money. What am I crazy? Yes. And you would do it,

but you'd be crazy. What else is going on here? So his board is threatening if they don't do so, they won't get the attention they need for Musk to turn around a company facing its greatest trouble in several years. So the board's like, look, if we don't pay him $50 billion, he's just going to ignore us, our company. Like he, our CEO, our CEO, $50 billion, he's got, you know. He's just going to let the company bail? This seems like a fucking bad CEO. I mean, I don't think that's true.

I mean, I question a lot of must choice. but I'm not a guy who's like in a position to I mean he seemed to do a lot of things that even a guy like me can question which makes him so odd but that but yeah but he's he did stuff I can't do that job probably now like uh it's just that is like a really strange thing to be holding over people's heads yeah 50 billion or are all do a bad but what I think all that being said I think he's like a pretty he's a better CEO than that he's like I mean if you ever see if he that's a real low level corporate shit that's like fucking uh imagine the you got some kind of like shitty steakhouse new york city and he's like these guys are one of the boards of like lame companies like you imagine like the guy who's in the chucky cheese board it's like what's going on with your CEO like oh he's he's saying we're fucking

man with a bunch of money he's gonna he's gonna fucking poison all the pizza it's like wow he's fucking out of the balls you know it just seems like it's just seems this is not something that a man who's like a a world or a globally esteemed corporate CEO should like even be implying hey maybe maybe I just won't do my job you know yeah it seems kind of crazy it seems like it should that should never like that should go on like it should go and said that like I'm not I'll always do the work or I'll just step down right I'll make these cards very unsafe if we don't give them 50 billion dollars it's an insane amount of money I'll murder so many more people oh yeah I'll make

these batteries and like no one could ever accuse me of being malicious because they're already so unsafe to begin with allegedly they seem to blow up a lot I mean I think Tesla enthusiasts would tell you well that's just I mean regular cars blow up too right but you know it's just not a battery that blows up it's a carburetor I don't know maybe it's true well I know am I a guy looking at cars I just don't know the media might just like you know like reporting on battery explosions. It's possible. They have a hard on for that.

Look, yeah, maybe they're trying to kill, like, the, the, the real environment-friendly. Maybe they're trying to, try to, try to character-assinate the real environment-friendly, you know, solution. Sure. Which is, uh. Yeah, I mean, look, there's a lot of big forces at play here. So, like, you can't, you can't, totally discard the possibility that maybe, like, the oil lobby is, like, using the oil lobby and, well, in the CIA, got together and, like,

gave him some kind of brain poison? That's why I started acting weird. I think objectively he acted weird, right? Yeah. No one, no one, except the biggest, like, you know, fanboys. We argue that, like, oh, this is exactly how I want him to act. Right. Like, he became, like, a cultural, like, icon, right?

Like, like, a, like, a symbol of freedom for some people. And, you know, when we have, when that, like, imagine of Timor's Jeff. It's a bad example. He had a whole slave issue. But, I mean, I imagine George Washington turned out to be, like, a furry. You know, like, this isn't great. you know yeah doesn't disqualify him but but she wasn't a furry which she didn't put on animal costumes and fuck other people with animal costumes right

he says it's not about sex but you know what else is four Lafayette's just sitting there like this is embarrassing about him we're going to like the France he'd invited he invited like Jolliette to a party and like he's just like you know 11 p.m. it turned into a furry sex party I'm out I'm fucking out I do the people

who Lafayette was I would hope so yeah the French general right like the main the main general developed us

yeah I mean I don't think you're a bad person if you don't know that I don't think you're a bad person either but you know

I don't like clarifying it it's a slightly it's like it doesn't make me smart to know it but a lot of people might not know it

off the top of their head what do you mean you mean the guy they based the airport out that's LaGuardia oh right oh right Lafayette the guy who hated furries so what's going on is there more of this or is he threatening to like sell the company the bite dance guys make tic-tok tesla's stock price slid by more than half from its peak as a trillion dollar company in late 2021 its sales its sales fell short of forecasts and promises the profits are squeezed by a global price war for EVs that it started itself yeah that it started itself yeah that's just a way of business I mean you start a company and it's a new thing and then people

you know compete with it and yeah it's just you really need to lock in the 50 billion I think he did lock in the 50 billion before to be fair I think a judge struck it down under those terms like it's just you guys you guys didn't do your fiduciary responsibility no the board right co-assigned it. I don't know where the board gets. Like you hear a lot about like CEOs installing friendly boards. But why are they friendly? They get little treats from the CEO? Yeah, that's good question. I mean, I guess it's like they agree with his vision or something for the company or I guess he's the chairman of the board. Is he a chairman of the board?

Because you know, that's a TV show, of course, but like he's the chairman also, right? So he can choose who's like, who's on his board. Right. Is that how it works? I think so. I wish I went to business school. I don't know any of this stuff. but you can't do I would assume you can't do it like during a vote I mean I not literally during a vote you can't be like I can't vote no and then you immediately go we're off the board right but I think you can you can do it right after I think okay yeah no it looked bad probably but whatever everything looks bad yeah it's sausage getting made this this business is just sausage getting made

constantly literally sometimes literally so you know no one no one's happy there's no there's none of that like optics in business maybe maybe in the past few business is part of the problem everything but in general you know that's what they're doing now we're trying to go what if well what if you if you if you didn't clap for george floyd or whatever it was i don't know what no i don't mean it's a great man it was not a thing but did people clap for him i don't know what they did any people protested on his behalf no but that was but there was like there was little gestures also that people did like put the black put take this sticker, put it on your profile picture, and take a picture of the profile picture to show that you wouldn't have just kneeled on his neck. I feel like this is, this is a little bit much. I mean, I'm not, you know, if I, it just seems like a strange combination, strange series of steps to get people to perform. Because you know, you know the kind of people who rise in business will just do the steps. Oh, yeah, for sure. I don't know why we're telling,

you know, well, you can't be the CEO because you didn't, you know, you didn't do my scavenger hunt. related to racism. Which seems to be like a new thing. You don't prefer to. Is that really something that the CEO even deals with? There's a thing. I mean, there's a whole new.

I feel like that's some like middle, that's a middle management person. I think you're not realizing there's a whole ethical. I forget what it's called, but the new thing that's been going on for the past five to ten years of like ethical corporate governance. You mean like D.E.I. Maybe it's more to do with like, you know,

environmental stuff. Yeah. But I think they probably always do racism stuff. yeah well there's like the DEI stuff what's that the diversity equity inclusion right so why you make me feel like a jerk for saying this stuff yeah I meant that I don't I don't have it all list to that I'm sorry yeah I probably been that okay they're not saying right am I you doing it now is this part of it I'm not doing your scavenger hunt now I just thought that like I but the but the black square thing yeah that's more like a marketing thing I feel like that's usually something

that like somebody who's paid like a hundred thousand dollars a year well like come up with ideas like like that's make our whole company a black square for a day or something so george floyd's company did that not george floyd's company but like but companies all right but who who profit those the black squares i don't know is there a black square business that i don't know about like oh it'd be funny if it wasn't this organic thing we thought and then it turns out like and then like a like a week later you're like and see a commercial black square energy drink I'm like, oh, I guess. You know, it'd be like saying, like, put your red bull for George Floyd.

And then, oh, you know, I didn't have to clarify like that. Well, it's like, at one point, I heard about a brewery, like, making a drink, like, making a special drink. For George Floyd? For black, like, a Black Lives Matter drink. Like, that kind of bullshit, like, where it's like, you know. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. I don't think that's, I don't think it's ever a great idea.

Yeah. The profit. I mean, I guess if we give you one of the. money but like i don't like i don't like mixing the business in the thing i don't want you know i like i don't want every fucking stupid toiletry i buy to mean something you know i got to prove i'm not racist when i buy a preparation h yeah it's like i thought this doesn't need to be established right now you know i usually have no problem explaining that i'm not racist to people i have to do it all the time but you know it just seems like you know i shouldn't have to be on a back foot

Well, I'm at CVS, just trying to figure out which cream works on my ass. Maybe that's selfish of me. Maybe that's privileged of me. It's a little selfish. Yeah. That's my way privilege. Yeah, you want to, you just want to have this carefree experience of taking care of your ass. We call it carefree, but yeah, sure.

You don't think you should have to confront the history of this country while you're putting cream on your asshole and i think that's a little bit i've been very clear over the years i'm not i don't support the history of this country no one no one seems to you know give me i'm not expecting treats for that but no one's no one never is giving me any yeah but you don't support in a way nobody wants to reward yeah well sure let's make some money um let's become CEOs if we i mean well i'll offer to do it for about 500 grand how much worse could i be the cars are already like there I mean just here's what I'll do I literally go look he's already made the money right he's like increased the value I'm I say I could have done what he did

hire me 500 grand I'll get I'll get all the business heads all the all the heads of departments in my office first thing I go you know what you're doing just keep doing what you're doing and that's 50 billion saved on your part but no 49.5 billion saved no practically 50 because a billion 500 grand is not half a billion so yeah maybe I should have negotiated for half a billion the 500 grand that's not just being that salary it's still a really good mind you get in a 50 billion basically 50 billion saved how bad can it go after that like year to year I know like you have to adjust things and like well we're not going to sell as many this year as we did last year is the difference going to be enough to offset 50 billion

dollars it might be i don't know i guess these companies do have revenues of tremendous amounts like hundreds of billions sometimes i don't know but i think they might fall for the pitch and i'll probably get most of that money before they realize how poorly is going and i feel like they won't you would you would you cut any costs would you are literally just go in there and say i mean i just cut 50 billion what more you want for me i'll also i'll also switch to a shitty toilet paper cheap or toilet paper they're happy look my wife i mean i just say this company 50 billion dollars but i mean my wife said that's not enough so uh hope your assholes enjoy it there's gonna get

rough this is this is real cheap shit i mean what do you what would you cut um safety stuff just got the safety stuff yeah we keep getting in trouble anyway might as well look yeah I mean, that'll just... Push it to the limit. Yeah. Push it to the limit. I don't must would probably argue this is crazy, you know, that's crazy. But I mean, he's an outside of the box guy, right?

Didn't he bring a sink with him when he bought Twitter? Oh, right. Yeah, to symbolize, like, I'm going to fire all of you. Is that what it was? Right? I don't know what it was for. Is he in the kitchen sink or something? My point is it was a crazy thing.

It was a crazy man. We were around for a sink. Hey, I had to sink, everyone. You're just not a person, like a normal person, aren't? you made a lot of money no one can hold that against you but it's kind of like if some lunatic was like if rain man

kept going right he's kept winning up the casino I forget that movie ends they lose or the casino basically realizes the card counting right oh I totally forget how that movie ends they do I think a casino they can't prove it like you're done

can do that but what is the Constitution what's the Supreme Court at some point said you can't do that it's very possible in history that a variation of history would happen and you know Supreme Court was like look it's unconstitutional for convenience you know if they can't prove you did it wrong to the ban you from the casino

for card counting or whatever I mean it doesn't seem like they would waste their time with that but it's possible and in that case raiding manager just kept going and he became the richest man in the world like you wouldn't go to that guy for like you know advice on how to make a you know social media company

but he's got a lot of money you I feel like you're saying nothing in response to me please talk back I'm sorry respond to me yeah no he does have a lot of money is just thinking about cupcakes again

I should we should we move on for this sure what do you want to talk about did you want to talk about do you want to talk about Caitlin Clark? What about Caitlin Clark?

Well, you couldn't stop talking about her earlier today. How do you think she's overrated? I don't think she's overrated. I don't think she's overrated. I just don't understand. Oh, all right. I actually didn't want to talk. This is a peak.

I do want to go back and look at her games. Because we started, here's the thing. Caitlin Clark is the girl, the woman, I guess, whatever, who was involved in basketball. It was a very big deal of March Madness. She, the past two years, I guess. She's a, she's a, I think she said, like, a league record in NCAA for, like, points. Like, let's just like, let's just argue, like, say, she might be the best player of all time, maybe. I don't know.

She's very good. She's a very good prospect. She's joined the NBA this year. I have no problem with her. People, she didn't win the title in back-to-back years. They snatched victory from her. But it's team sports. So you can't hold that against her, per se.

so people are getting very mad there's a lot like you know there seems to be a lot of friction about Caitlin Clark like that woman whom the view was basically saying the only reason she's so popular is because you know white people are racist which is crazy right that's a little crazy yeah um but then the way people are responding just in general talking Caitlin Clark

they're getting very mad on her behalf so Caitlin Clark got checked at a game with week. And it was called a flagrant foul. By Channity Carter. Yes, Channity Carter. And Dr.

Drew the ground. And people acting like this girl was a criminal. They were saying she should, I mean, I'm not saying like the sports media per se. They were like, you know, I'm not saying Steve Ney Smith said this. But you know,

people were saying on Twitter that she should be like tried in court for, for fouling her. And people are basically acting as if Caitlin Clark is the only reason they watch the WMBA, that all the other girls are nothing. Yeah. That's the kind of vibe. They go,

these girls are just jealous, and then they don't do shit. And look. It's also just kind of treating her like she's, like, fragile or something. Right. I mean,

I think Kately Clark can probably handle it. Now, maybe she cried, in which case, you know, yeah. I mean, I think she's,

I was actually, like, watching part of, like, the press conference with her afterwards, and they were saying, like, well, do you think there should, they were asking her something,

like, did you think that there should be more of a punishment for the flagrant fowl or something and she was like no it's fine yeah it's like people get knocked to the floor I mean if you see what happened I don't make it as a men versus women thing but I mean men get clovered all the time yeah if you're a good player you get fucking clovered right now it's got it's gotten better like you know different in year some people say it's worse for that you know because they've reduced that um but you know people would they were just they were just fucking because they don't like getting beat off the dribble and they don't get they only get

dunked on you all you get a showbone on me i'm fucking you know when no one's looking i'm gonna jabby in the elbow my neck with my elbow stuff like that happened all the time but what it doesn't make it good but whatever is what it is now women apparently are very vicious to each other in wmba um so i don't think it's necessarily unprecedented but maybe if you look at the video it does she kind of just did very unprovoked but whatever it doesn't mean you know worst cases of flak gratuitly ejected from the game right they didn't even think it was that so I don't know what people are getting very upset on her behalf and they're acting like and we started why we watched the most recent game

she sets some record for seven three-pointers in a in a game and it was good look she's a great player she and I don't think she's the is she the best right now I don't know I don't watch enough WMBA but yeah usually a rookie you have to kind of take a couple years to like round your game out but I can't understand these people who claim that they never watched women's best basketball before and this is making them watch it I don't get that we we are watching one in this game and like it's like it's fun like what she's doing is cool she got some three

pointers is that making you you didn't like basketball but now you do because she got she got seven threes in the hour and a half game yeah we were watching the highlights of a game and it seemed like a lot of people were getting three point no woman like I think the added the reality is like you know you would think people go oh I didn't realize women's basketball was so good not like this is this is actually good now it's a strange and I don't want to call it racism now I do have to say after giving it sort of a shot a little bit of a shot yeah with you and after like you know I was never like a big basketball person before but you kind of got me into basketball right through the the the Celtics right where my Celtics hat and people have a problem with that you can go scratch I've supported New York oh harsh words I support New York and I'm sorry everyone in New York was murdered shot in the face with guns you know, and the route to the, you know, the playoffs, I'm sorry that, you know, Jalen Brunson, you know, had a fractured spine, and I can't root from any more this year. Next year, I will.

But I'm supporting the Celtics in the finals. Go on. Anyway. So, yeah, like, like, you know, so I got into basketball a little bit. Yeah. I was curious about the WMBA. You know, I have to say, like, you know, after checking it out a little bit, I can see why at first blush people kind of dismiss it.

Like, it's like, it's just not exciting yet. It's just not as... It takes a while. There are as many of the big moments. Right. You know, like, it's like, and also it's like the actual, like, even the defense, like, isn't quite as aggressive as I would have thought it would be. But, like, it's...

Yeah, no, no, I'm, I don't trust my own eyes to say that, you know. But yeah, I mean, sure. But I kind of like, I'm kind of liking it a little bit now. It's fine. Here's the thing. It's a newer league. It hasn't had stars yet. You know, stars that had, we didn't get to St.

This is what should happen. You need to have the Larry Birds and the Magic Johnson's. the Michael Jordan's like that every so often they don't come out and get people excited and like you know and like oh this is great and that like that's why they make so much money because this product that used to be like niche niche whatever um because of these big stars people start watching and started raising the value of the league the tv deals went up you know it takes time and like you know even 20 years ago people are making a shitload less money than they are now they're making like ridiculous 300 million dollar contracts now it's crazy

in the NBA. I, you know, so I mean, this, she should be, this is what she should be doing. But I don't know why people, I wanted to like research it more before going with Diatribe, but you know, it's fine. I just don't, I don't hate on her. I don't know what you think I'm saying. Well, no, I was, I was just, I was just making fun of you.

No, I know. But I was, you know, yeah, I don't know. She's fine. Like, it's not like, but yeah, there's a little bit. I don't know there's a little bit of weirdness around yeah yeah I think I call it racist I was like cut myself off before it's not that I oh I think it's racist but I won't say I mean like it's something weirder where I mean maybe not as bad racism was worse but again that was the case there's people just

people just fetishize people want someone to be the everything yeah where it's Taylor Swift or who else like you know other people how Other pop stars, actress, it's a world of like who, you're either the number one dog or you're nothing. I think that's a lot of what's going on, you know? Yeah. And it's a lot of like, what are you don't breathe? No, no, yeah, I think that's basically what's happening.

Apparently she's not going to the Olympics. Right, okay, yeah. I mean, look, that is a little bit weird. I mean, we do have professionals and I just don't know enough at dumb EPA to call that bullshit or not. she like if she is going to be the best they probably should have done it just for the sake of building the sport up i don't know if the olympic committee has any connection to these people but you like you would think that there's like some people on the iosc basketball who would want to get jobs with the NBA WMBA and you know like every other instance like first of all the iFC is incredibly corrupt allegedly don't even have to say that so the idea that they wouldn't be some business mind involved is odd to me corrupt how There's all sorts. I don't want to take too long and look it up.

I mean, someone alleged it once I heard it. Don't try to get me sued. I'm just saying, like, I've heard enough stuff to know they did. They're not, this is the one thing that isn't, that someone wouldn't, like, you know, think of the optics, of the business optics of, it's like if Michael Jordan in his rookie year, I don't know how it long. I think he did go to the Olympics the year before his rookie year, the summer before his season started because they start in September and the NBA.

And it was like a big deal. It was like, oh, this is, like, amazing. Like, right? like I didn't know when it was actually I was just rewatching some of the last dance and uh they were said it was kind of you know he was saying like oh like a bunch of people didn't realize how good he was until like I got a lot I mean he had you know college stuff was great too but point is uh she's she is the bread and butter but like it seems odd to me that like people are just so crazy about it but like that's

this this is the moment where money you pump in where people go and if you fucking you got If people want to watch her, you've got to make it easy to watch her. Yeah. True. Now, you had an idea. You said, why don't they just dress sexier? Well, okay, look, I'm not saying, like, I didn't say that because I would get off on it. Right.

Or because I think that it would actually make, like, like, I'm not saying it in a way, in a way of, like, well, the sports aren't worth anything unless women are dressing sexy. Right. But realistically, it seems like the sports where we're. women dress sexier, it just brings in more money. You think if Caitlin Clark was wearing a thong? I don't, well, let's thought it might be a little bit far. And she had a thong on and high heels and she was made up like a, you know, an extra Miami vice that she would make the Olympic team.

I think, well, maybe, you know. Yeah, I think, I mean, I would bring her to the Olympic Village. I mean, look, I mean, it's just, I, I, I could see it, I think. You want her to basically be doing, like, like, Maxim photo spreads, where, Like, you don't quite see her tips, but you see, like, you know, she's wearing the open shirt and, like, and maybe the jersey's cut in half. And she's a spread eagle, but, you know,

and, like, some dating, you do? That's what you want to have Caitlin Clark. Maybe not Caitlin Clark herself. Right. Because Caitlin Clark is holding her own as a, as a star of the... I think she's homily. I don't mean. I think she's perfectly, you know, she's athlete.

I'm just saying, like, you're either... Maybe there's a rule temporarily put into place. where you're either, you're either bringing in revenue by being a star basketball player. Okay. Or you're bringing in revenue by dressing sexy. Okay. So, like, so, um, you, you can do one or the other. Pass or ass.

Pass. Pass. I mean, pass is a little, what, what, uh, glass passer. I, like, I think glass passer ass works logically because, like, you know, the glass is the backboard, you know, you can be a rebounder, for instance. You can get rebounds. You can, uh, you can be a good passer. I can show your ass

Gaping thong Exactly Yeah Yeah there are lots of ways Of pulling your weight Sure And you better And you better keep it down

That weight Because this is not This is not 2019 anymore All right People are watching now Maybe that's the other exception Maybe

If you're a little bit On the burlier side Maybe you don't have to Though I guess there are guys Who like that Look I mean It's you I'm gonna say this right now

If you if you get this job as your husband i'm gonna say you cannot don't ever you can't pull that shit what if you put these women in thongs you can't just go you're too butch for a thong all right it's a spectacle all right guys will just have to accept that sometimes you see a woman who's not like some huge fat woman who like it's like slipping over a thong is it's still a very fit woman she's not she's not your you know your your dream house doll right you know but yeah whatever but you know, it's like no one's going to get there quibble. You know, I love this Caitlin Clark

and a thong thing. But what's with this other shit? She's two broad shoulders. Put it in her pants. It seems like a bit much. It seems like we're getting a lot of trouble for this. Like where this whole thing is like very much like one of those things where you do it and like and that you're daring the regulatory bodies,

the FCC, whoever, the Congress, you're daring them to like try to regulate you to try and put some breaks on this you know like how we're starting in the 90s and you and you and you but but you're also just like handing him HR violations like in the same time you know I mean you're giving them the ammo to bring us down immediately you have to be smart about this we can we can make a sexy basketball league but you can't just say only hot girls can play it's got it can be applied well I didn't say only hot girls could play I'm just saying we only make that well that doesn't sound good either here's how you do it you make you make a

some kind of version of only fans a sexy calendar whatever uh and then you give all the team's revenue sharing on that so they have a financial incentive and it's a portion by how many hot players you have look i i do you hear me i'm very calculating here there's a portion by how much hotness is you know how much money your your team brought in your player this never we never say it's hot it's just it's just sharing based on the amount of money you bring in. So now we tie a financial incentive to what is obviously an Ogilfest. That's smart. And, you know, it's like, I do think ultimately the merging, the slow but steady merging

of women's sports and pornography would probably solve a lot of problems for a lot of people. What if we got, we made a special league, an exhibition games where some of the men and some of the women play against each other and then it's all very consensual right but there's like instead of foul shots there's some kind of sexy thing that happens oh are we going too far well what if we now we're forcing contact it's a little bit what no no we're not forcing contact i mean oh you you think it sounds kind of like rape yeah yeah no that's smart is why you're why this is why this is why look the force diversity gets gets gets can you get really stupid right like you don't like when they just shove it in your because the people that get promoted a lot of times

there's like people who like play the game but this is the perfect example of why you need sometimes have a woman in the room you know because like yeah it's like we can get it right up to the line well it's like it's not what I said wasn't that but you go it kind of feel that you kind of just about even saying it we're like it's got the whiff of rape I'm like yeah fair enough

not even honestly not even we can bring it right up to the line we can go over the line tremendously right but not technically do anything illegal Here's the thing, we're still so, I mean, this is, sports is so behind the times right now. Like, this is not, like, any other segment in the population, this is, I mean, people, women are selling their pussies everywhere, funerals. It doesn't matter.

You go, you go bury your father and a woman's telling you your pussy. And you're like, man, it's not the place at the time. And honestly, it doesn't even seem clean. You should take a bath. But, you know. That should really be a me That should really be a boomer meme Like in my day

You could bury your father Without a woman trying to sell you her pussy Yeah That should be you I think if you Made that your campaign Like you came out for president Right

And that was your beginning of your speech I think you like that That you could win That's a great start No one does that I mean honestly I've said it before For everything Trump did

We talk about how amazing his run was And you could feel whatever you want about it's, you know, about to run itself or him. I don't care, but it's like, obviously he carved out a path that no one's carved out like that before. And all these people who, like, wrote his coattails politically and tried to emulate him have really just almost done nothing to actually emulate what he does. Right. These these goons that, like, following his path, it would be one thing if they just don't have the charisma of what we want to call, you know, the style, the fucking energy. Like, just that kind of, just a bold, like, they'll just say, like, they'll just say,

it's like when you hear someone just just a racist comic versus like a fun racist comic, you know, a comic who, like, you know, knows how to like spite, you know, ask about, you know, you know what I'm saying. There's a guy John Val, but used to make racist, or dirty songs at least. I mean, it was racist, racism, dirty, whatever, taboo, you know, is one, is one thing to be, you can be taboo funny or you can be a guy who just goes, pussy fart, pussy fart, and no one wants a second. thing right so my point is but you just now i feel like did kind of have that whiff of

trump i could see it i was the first time in years i've seen you know who knew it would be you lucy it's me yeah it's you i'm the bell of the ball yeah it's trumps the bell of the ball sure now it's gonna be a hard path they're gonna um try to put you in jail a bunch of times and some of the times you probably should go in theory but you know it's not gonna be good for the so you know and why they're trying you for it right that's real this is the reality everyone everyone's always committing crimes at every moment and it's just who they decide to prosecute in a given time oh yeah I mean there's some truth to that there yeah there's some truth to the idea that it's like if they want to get you they'll get you on something everyone's paying a fucking porn star to not

talk about it during an election at some point it's just a matter when you stop the tape when you freeze it I mean but honestly who cares I can't believe she ratted so quickly He paid her that money and she immediately just gabbed. I mean, who would ever allow themselves to be alone in a room with her and get spanked with the newspaper with your face on it again? That's what it was? What? I didn't know that. That's what he did with her?

Yeah, there was like some newspaper with his face on it. And she spanked them with it? Yeah. I mean, I don't think it was totally his idea. I think they kind of improvised it together. Oh, it's so lame. I wish it was cooler. I wish you

I mean like this is gonna sound you like people want to think at Trump is like you know and then he took his pants off and he said you know what to do whore I'm a powerful man

and it's like well look I mean that's just not a nice way to talk with women but it's certainly alpha it's certainly alpha I get this that she might be a little bit inflating how empowering it was

for her to spank him like it's no I'm saying it's like he sounds like a jerk in my example but I think you'd rather have that than go well he wanted me to spank him with a picture of himself.

It sounds weird. Yeah. It sounds very Roman Roy from succession. You know? Like, can you just get... That's why people want... People don't care if you're gay, straight, whatever, but they want to know you can just get off normally.

Right. You can just... Your dick can just move, be cranked, and it'll come. The moment... I think it's political... The moment you start talking about how you need to, like, think about certain things or scenarios or, like, you know, roll...

Like, you know, act out things. It's just politically, I think, you start getting very dicey. The American people can't be secure unless they have a president who comes reliably. It can't be that hard for you to come. Yeah. That's just that. I'm not a psychologist. I don't know.

That's a healthy way to run the country. That we only pick the people who, I mean, I don't know. Maybe in theory, if we picked the guy who, like, struggled to come, that would be better. I'm just saying, but there's ruling and it is politics, right? And in the politics of it, you're not getting elected. If people find out, you can't come quick. Or just reliably. You know, you have to go quick.

You know, they don't want you dribbling down as soon as you fucking, you know, touches you a zipper. But you got to fucking, it's got to operate the way it's supposed to, you know, it's got to fucking be, you know, it might, you know, I'm no one saying, you know, you can't enjoy a nice, leisurely, you know, blowjob from a hooker that's taking a while. Right. You know, hey, you know, hey, and she kind of gives you like, hey, you know, almost there. He's like, hey, I'm a powerful man.

I can go as long as I want. We get, you're a tough guy. But you can't. start talking about, and then I fucking, I pretend I'm a beaver. I'm like, oh, you're, I'm a good beaver. And then I, I imagine I'm in, like, you know, colonial times, colonial Williamsburg. Get the fuck out of here, dude. I feel like, I feel like Eisenhower probably.

Dressing a diaper. Imagine a diaper? Did you vote for a guy in a diaper? I probably wouldn't vote for a guy in a diaper, but I, I feel like Eisenhower. I mean, Biden probably isn't a diaper. I feel like Eisenhower probably struggled to come. Look, I mean, I'm not saying if you, if your dick got mangled in the, war but also like did his dick he was the head of like the army no no i don't mean because his dick

got mangled he just seems like the kind of personality where he may have struggled to come i think he's just like i think he's just a guy who like fucking he was just a guy with a lot on his mind and that may have yeah he's a soldier and a general yeah no i think they know i think generals know so you know guys in your army they know one thing you're like look there's preparation in this battle you know you're on d day he was like coming in hon going oh i got a lot i got a lot on my mind right now No, you're in the moment. D-Day, let's do this. Look at this.

Let's some of these Higgins boats into Normandy. Go, boys. I'm not saying he had performance anxiety about Normandy. Right. I'm saying, but maybe in other areas of his life. He just seemed like a person who was weighed down by the troubles of the world. I think he's, no. I think the guy who did D-Day was able to fuck, you know, fuck his wife, fuck his hands, whatever.

Do you think any U.S. president has any, like, if you've, if you've, you couldn't. Oh, sure. I just don't think Ike did. I mean, I think I, I, look, you're acting like, he discovered the corruption of the military industrial complex. He discovered the corruption of the military industrial complex. He goes, oh my God, I'll never come again. No, he's like, this is, this is no good. I can do something. I'm a president. I just say something. Well, that's exactly it. I just imagined him having sex with his wife. Yeah. And thinking about the military industrial complex. I feel like, I feel like you wouldn't do a speech about it. Any other man would be, and it was interfering with your thoughts when you were trying to have sex with your wife. Any other man who realized,

the scope of like what the military industrial complex have become and was thinking about should I am on the way out should I give a little fuck you and be like hey everyone watch these guys realizing like you know who's in power Dallas these guys are probably killing Kennedy you know he's very powerful people you know he basically knows what the CIA has been up to or actually knows because he's president you know dirty men right and he's like on the way out like it's already built yeah he's like watch out he's like he's saying watch out but it's already there and he knows it he's kind of being coy about it if you think about that it never occurred to me like how

coy he was being but like it was already like they'd overthrown like 15 countries already in the past like five years right he's going wait watch out with these guys so I'm here the guy who would do that most people in his position would be like well well you know they assassinate me maybe my wife and my grand kids I mean I mean that's just come on and he's just like who who cares that's how fucking clear head he was just like when they shouldn't my kids my kids die I don't get a fuck I'm gonna say what I'm gonna say that's how we're like fucking swagger he had he wasn't like he was he was he seemed like he was sweating by way i want to say something he like you don't say it he knew he was dealing with killers

yeah but the way he delivered the bit beware the military industrial complex speech it didn't seem like he didn't deliver it necessarily with a lot of swagger he delivered it with like he didn't look if he had to grow up and he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't doing comedy central roasts i'm sorry he was he was you know he wasn't jeff ross i apologize he grew but he was he was doing it like a guy who had been troubled by it he i think he i think he said very matter of faculty in my opinion he said like military he's astrocon he's just like saying like he's saying speech and like by the way these motherfuckers are killing people and so watch out because they're

a threat to democracy like he just seems completely unfazed this is a problem like you're there's no emphasis he's like deal with this you are you really have trouble you have trouble the guy could come You have trouble to imagine that any of your heroes couldn't come. No, that's not true. I just feel like Ike is the guy. The one guy is Ike, who's a D-Day. I mean, you give you, you get Bradley some, you know, what's his name, Omar Bradley?

Give him some props if you want. I think he worked under Ike. I mean, the guy became president because of D-D. I mean, this is, sure. Look, I'm not, look, I'm not saying he was a villain. Taring down heroes is fun, but like, what- No, I'm not trying to tear him down. I'm trying to, I'm trying to make him more three-dimensional.

look i just don't know what you gain from thinking about him just pulling on his fucking soft at 3 a m just like fucking you know he's got so much on his mind i just don't go sleep i think i'm just fucking he's amped up fucking a doctor who kept fucking pumping candy full of infamyins gave him one shot two weeks earlier and he's still up he's on a speed addict like fucking kennedy and he just fucking can't come dust his fucking is dry his dick's so dry

and you're just like this is this is about it helps me feel better about the country I don't know what kind of dystopia you want to live in but enjoy enjoy that mental image of of America broken did you do you write were you on Stalin's writing stuff

like he's like on a speech over here they were just like something like they'd have like their own version of a light night show in Soviet Russia and Stalin is Russia and you know very low rent or whatever but they'd be like I've heard Ike can't come he's just he jerks and nothing comes out it's terrible

who can lead how can not matter to need a nation comes he's just sometimes it's just a tiny bit of stickiness comes out and amorphous stickiness but there's no come, there's no load. There's no ropes. Yeah, he's got zero ropes.

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