Kump - Ep. 176 DARK FUTURE

Episode Date: June 24, 2024

Ray and Lucie discuss a threat to children, and much more Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week! Follow Kump on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/raykump Kump Hand Merch https://bonfire.com/store/kump/ Follow Ray on Sound Cloud https://on.soundcloud.com/QbP8

Hello and welcome to come. Hello. Hello, Lucy. Hi. How are we today? It's our anniversary coming up. Yeah. It's, uh, tomorrow.

Yeah. One year that we've been married in the eyes of the state. In the eyes of Benjamin Franklin and Ben Shapiro and all the bends. Do you feel, do you still feel the fire? Is Ben Franklin Jewish? Is that who wrote all the, all the marital vows? Yeah, I guess so. I mean, he's, he was banging everyone's wife.

So I probably, he probably made a bunch of loopholes. He's like, you know, if you look, if you look closely into what I said, if you, if you read my vows backwards, it says Ben Franklin can, can bang you. He can have you whatever he wants. He gets prima nocta. Premanachta. Clean the cockta. That means in the rear. It's bad for the algorithm.

What I just said. Who cares? There's bleak out there. I don't give a shh. Shit. We're taking it back. Why are you feeling so bleak? No, this is the algorithm.

I'm fine. I'm a one-year married man. Yeah. How can anything hurt me? I'm pervious of pain. Are you worried about the future? Do you have anxiety about it? Yeah, you know, it's out there.

I mean, you got these stories about unlocked guns. I can't say anything because Google, YouTube will tell you, Hey, don't talk about guns in the first three minutes or else we'll hurt your algorithm. Hey, guess what? We don't got an algorithm. I guess we can start using the euphemisms, the T-O-S-friendly euphemisms. T-R-S? What does that mean?

T-O-S? T-O-S? Terms of Service? Yeah. Was A-O-L? What's the toss-friendly for gun? Pugh-Pew. You're supposed to call them Pugh-Pews.

Oh, God. They can't think of anything better than that. How about funds? Children's fun. Children's fun is unlocked. Sounds like something awful. It sounds like something the Catholic Church would do. Is that going to ding the algorithm?

No, because YouTube doesn't believe in the family, the nuclear family. Right? Don't forget to like and subscribe, by the way. All right? Like, subscribe, give us your social security number. Not, you know, I mean, is that illegal to ask? I don't think it's illegal to ask. Right, I can ask.

Yeah. I can ask a. I can ask a man with dementia for a social security number. Does it make me a fraudster? Doesn't make me? You're going to find some guy to make a YouTube video about me calling up the elderly, asking them for their information? Go ahead.

I'm not some Indian guy you can bully. Like these fraudster catchers. Are you seeing these guys who catch the fraudsters? But they're all happening to be from India. No white men fraud the people. Hard to believe because I'm trying to get some social securities. you know what I mean oh man if a white if a white person starts doing those what are they called what kind of scams are they I don't know just just steal numbers are those fishing

scams fishing scams anyway we're not we're not focused on that we're focused on like and subscribing notification bell all right you hit you activate that I'm not sure how I think you hit the settings he hit the bell and then you go to settings and they say and turn on the bell for our show so when our show comes out you get the bell but you're on the can you get the right you go to your privacy's your privacy room where you unzip your pants you slide them down you take your underwear off right you sit down into a hole and then you get a bell you go what's this bell I'm trying to have my privacy time I'm trying to go number two in this bowl if you got my drift and uh what happens so you get the bell and you go oh well I guess

Ray and Lucy can entertain me while I take a big shit. Yeah. You know? Yeah. That makes it sound really good. Yeah.

It's like, we're here with you. We're watching. We know. We're like a rat in your toilet. Yeah. I wish there was only, I wish there was like this could sync up. This technology could sync up with like smart homes.

And it was only ring if you're in the toilet. I want that That's the future I wanted to create Why can't we do that? Don't forget we have a Patreon Patreon.com slash Raycump R-A-Y-K-U-N-P

And you get all the good stuff there And it's not that much money It's like five bucks You get an extra episode every week It's pretty good I love it I love it If it wasn't me I'd pay for it

You know Yeah Some men don't want to pay for it Don't be there on those men there's nothing wrong with it there's no shame and pain for it no no it's a woman telling you that it makes you a man see say whisper that it makes you a real man wow see don't want more of that and let me just don't do that I mean I don't want to

advertise I don't have the guys who say that that a real man doesn't pay for it they're just they're just upset that they didn't find a loophole for yeah it was cheap it's pittance you know what I pay for steak dinners too much money right yeah yeah too much frankly frankly it's too much money anyway uh so you can do the pay draft you want uh any what's going on here we got topics we got uh unlocked guns yeah this is about tell me what's about i i there is an article every once in a while you see an article like this about how many how many children are are you know uh making themselves headless with these pew-pues.

There's a lot of kids, a lot of kids apparently. They're getting shot with guns. You just get demolished by these pew-pues. These guns? We're not going to do this. I'd rather, no one, ah, how am I supposed to be me? You know, I'm going to take this pew-poo and shove it in my mouth. All right?

I'm going to shove his pew-poo down my throat and pull the trick-true. until I can't feel anything in my throat anymore because there's nothing left because of the pew-poo holes. Yeah, you're getting it now. Right, right? I'm going to pull pew-poo on my dad. Now what?

I wonder if the language, I wonder if the TOS friendly language covers threats, direct threats. we'll just put it on Patreon you don't think this is good for the main field well if they tell us

like we're going to have the FBI come to your house and you're not going to people to monetize this we how well we can't make 10 10 cents over the video now don't hurt us please I mean the amount of money

they dangle like these people are fishing for I'm going to I'm going to sell my soul for 15 cents what is this give me a fair market value for my soul at least so what we got here we got a sterling percentage of homes have unlocked unloaded guns endangering kids who's ratin who's telling you how they know probably all the i mean like probably all the all the bodies of children all the all the journalists at usa today are just admitting to it yeah or maybe they're the ones with the we all we all we all

All we know is, us journalists have been talking amongst ourselves, and we do not lock up our guns in the safe way. We're too lazy. Look, there's an advertising for a gun there on USA Today. Look at that. Wow. Wow. Sexy, right?

Yeah. Do you like how the magazine slides into the pistol grip? I do. Yeah. Makes me feel like my ass is a pistol grip. Anyway. This month, a 12-year-old playing with a firearm in a Brooklyn apartment. Brooklyn.

Unintentionally shot. Shout out to Brooklyn, huh? Unintentionally shot and killed his cousin. How do we know if that's intentional? Why do we assume he was playing? Maybe his cousin's an asshole. Three days later, a five-year-old boy with a loaded handgun shot and killed himself in a five-year-old. Look, it's a big country.

What do you want? I love how they assume that the 12-year-old was just. playing and it was an accident but the five-year-old they're like no he definitely he was done with life he had enough with I don't know um blues clues that is that relevant it just made him sick you know these kids are always like oh when the blues clues guy changed I was like oh my god and I don't I didn't watch it ever I never watched that dumb show because I'm a child I wasn't a child when it came out I have no respect for children to watch that crap I used to watch good stuff Like Fraggle Rock in the Law City of Gold.

I watched Blues Clues. What? Quite religiously. What? Where did it teach you? I taped it. It was the first show I ever taped. What?

Hold on. Really? It was the first show I ever cared to tape myself. Why don't this come out? Like the day after I stopped being a child? I mean, yeah, it may have been slightly after your time.

But for me, it caught me at the exact right age. Wow. This is not great. We should have mentioned this before. were we not married. I remember I remember treasuring my blues clues tapes. Really? How many episodes do you have saved?

A lot. I ended up taping a lot of them. Did you watch them? Yeah. I taped them so that I could watch them when I got home from school. Oh, because you were too old then. Yeah. Well, what? You were probably too old for it. They put that on the air when you were at school

because you were too old to be watching it. No, that's not true. If it was made for children your age, it would have been on after school, not during school. No, it was a morning show. No. That's what I remember. It was on because, you know, dumb children. Or it was after school, but it was like it was right on the line of when I got home.

You're such a liar. And I didn't want to miss the beginning of blues clues. What happened in the beginning? I mean, what doesn't happen in the beginning? I've never seen this show. Don't don't know sass me. Steve has a lot of his best moments in the beginning. beginning of the show who is Steve what's his deal Steve is a friendly guy who has a nice dog

named name name blue so blue is the dog and he's just excited he's just excited to be a guy he's excited to be a guy yeah what did he just become a guy is this one of those trans shows he's just excited to be alive he used to be a girl he gets excited by the male he gets excited by you know just saying a little song what male what male the mail he has a whole song about the mail well like is the cock no about receiving the mail receiving the mail receiving the mail receiving like getting fuck no this is for kids I thought the post the post the post like the well like a big post in his ass we're talking about like a fence post post as in the as in you know the post office the mail that the post office brings you know letters

yeah letters okay but he has a song it's called who suddenly a mail he says So he says, oh, bills and why are you lying to children and act like mail is good? So he's bills and crap. Well, to be fair, this was probably, this was during a time where the mail was more exciting. Like what? Well, you didn't came in the mail. Porn? People used to send, I mean, people used to send letters borough.

No, they did. Not in 19, 2004, whatever this was. My family used to get letters. What letters? Letters from the fucking Pope saying you get down the Catholic Church. You are you. You A&P, Catholics. You heathens, you fucking fakers, we're done with you.

You didn't even give us on money in months. It doesn't get money in the church, you know what? You feel like your cheap family, if I didn't give any money in the church. Just show up on Easter. How much money are you supposed to give to the church? 10%. 10% of everything you make. What?

It's called tithing. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Yeah, it's called tithing. You're supposed to give the church 10% of everything you make. Yeah, it's a good scam, right? And your family did it? they said i think they were lying that's crazy i don't believe 10% is crazy if they did that i'll never talk if i if i find them they actually did i'll never talk to them again i'm pretty

sure my dad would just lie about it if they actually tith i'll fucking i'll fucking spit on them 10% is so much it's such a huge amount of money just give me to the what's the church doing with it yeah just fucking setting up gay nightclubs in rome is it just supposed to be 10% like like you're of everything you make gross I think yeah but like is that supposed to be does that take the form of like what you put in the collection plate or are you supposed to send a check well they have envelopes for you to do that with like they provide envelopes that you like put in the collection baskets so you don't have to put like you know a lot of money in you know yeah we would have an envelope I don't remember ever getting an envelope well you'd have to get one I mean you have to go out of your way to get it and you probably wouldn't notice it don't even give you the envelope that you're supposed to put no they have it in the back of the truck you probably didn't notice it when the one day of year you went to the church you know you were you rushed to get your palms and your ashes but i mean look up tithing look up catholic tithing what is the church's position on tithing catholic answers

although the church teaches that offering some form of material support to the church is obligatory for all Catholic adults who are able to do so it doesn't specify what percent of one's income to be given. I've always heard 10%. This is such a lie. That would be crazy if they require everyone to give 10%.

It's 10% trust me. Why is tithing 10%? This is such this is such bullshit. They probably posted this after like the spotlight came out in that movie. Just to make take the edge off. no i mean that's such that's not what they tell people do catholics believe in the 10%

tie that's it seems like a thing many catholic parishes recommend that their parishioners give 5% of their income to their church okay that's more reasonable that's not reasonable i mean it's a little bit more reasonable and 5% to other port the port of the cherries 10% is such a chunk it's a use chung it so it's five 5% isn't nothing that's true What if you make 300 grand? You gotta give 30 grand in the church. Oh, it's biblical that you tithe 10% of your income. Oh, yeah.

Well, who are the Bible? Well, if it's biblical. Yeah. You know, this is biblical. Fucking AI. Dark AI. You know, in the future, you have to tithe to the video. You know?

Yeah. Do you think we start worshiping the video? Maybe. I mean, the video. If they come out with an AI, God, I'll consider it. Well, I mean, they are the AI God, I feel like. I feel like all these AIs come from Navidia.

Like, Navidia makes the chips and the chips make the AI, right? Mm-hmm. So, like, isn't Navidia the God then? I guess so. You tell me what God is if it's not a chip maker. I'm going to pray with 4090 TX and then cut my throat. I just think that God, I think that if Navidia is God. At least Navidia never told me to kill my son.

That's a joke. That's true. Yeah. That's a true. The video never flooded my town, told me to build some ark. Never, never. Turn my wife in the salt. I mean, to be sad.

Imagine if you, imagine if I was like, you know, God wants us to leave. Yeah. And you were like, all right. And then we started walking. And I'm like, don't look back. And you do look back and you got to turn to salt. A pillar of salt. That would suck.

That happened in the Bible. But to be fair. That's a lot. That's a lot in life. The Christian God didn't do that, do any of that to us either. he did it he did it other people we're talking about the christian he's the people yeah but like christian god special people people who got to be in the bible all right i mean

so like if some some rapists wait so your answer to some rapist is like well he didn't rape me so like let him be the mayor no but let him be the mayor of my town but if getting raped by a guy basically turned you into like a demi god what you're getting raped but that's not what we're talking about Like, Abraham is, like, is, like, the big fucking guy, like, in the Bible. No, he's not. Like, he's a big guy.

He's just, he's a guy. He's one of the first guys. Didn't God give him, like, a thousand children? I don't, maybe later. I don't know. When he was, like, a thousand years old. I mean, this is the kind of shit God does. He's a prankster.

So it seems like he got his. He got his. What? He told him to kill his son. Yeah. But then he gave him, like, a million kids. Well, he didn't kill him. by the way he he fucking came out with like what are you doing don't kill him why are you doing

that he's like what the fuck yeah no he's a gaslighting piece of shit yeah and then and then he fucking turns lots lot his wife into salt right i'm just saying the video very torn on that one because on the one hand i do think god is a misogynistic piece of shit yeah in the old testament but on the other hand like why couldn't you just not look back it's god it's telling you to not look back all right but i mean like what you saw the guy who did the flood all right I'm sorry. I fucking just reflectively. She probably heard like a child crying.

She's like, oh, no. Like, I have instinct. It wasn't even, it's not even like Saddam and Gimor was like her childhood home. I don't think so. I think she was. I think it was. Oh, it was? Yeah, I think so.

All right. Well, if it was that, I'm sorry. Yeah. You probably heard a kid crying and she just instantly turned back. And God was like, so bitch. Sorry, bitch. Sorry, not sorry. You know?

He gave her the old hook tall. that new catchphrases hooked what's that it's some video or some girls i told you just before you couldn't find it ho try like h-a-w-k t-w-a-h i don't know it's two words yeah there you go wait wait you had it for a second there you go hooktog girl yeah that's it's it what is this it's just some girl and she's like push bits on the dick i don't want to play it no we're not gonna play it we're not playing this uh fine play it oh so she's just being kind of like yeah was god gave it whatever it would have been a catch you've been bad that makes a man go crazy every time oh you gotta give him that huck to and spit on that thing you get me that's what god

destroyed the earth because of the huck talk yeah he's sick as he he's sick of hearing country girl's going hooked off. Hictor girl found in Nashville. I feel like that's not something that, like, drives men crazy. It's just something that you have to do to properly lubricate. I don't know.

It's not, whatever. Like, that's just functional. Okay. Stop asking like you're a nerd in bed. I think it's just properly lubricate. You don't call like this. No, I'm just saying like, no, you do it. I'm not saying, like, are you announcing?

I'm not asking if you do it or not. I'm just saying, stop giving clinical ruling treatment. I'm just saying you do it, but I don't know if it's like one. of these things that drives someone crazy. Like, it's just part of... Well, that's not what she says it. Yeah.

It's not terrible when she says it. You know? No, it's not... She doesn't make it seem nice. Yeah. I want some girl who, like, you know, whose face smells like a bat. She makes it seem like she's getting like it's castrating a hog.

Yeah. I agree. Anyway, the video never asked you for that either. Okay. It's so weird that you're all squeamish about this after you're the one who brought it up. I'm not squeamish. What are you talking about? All right, so we're going to worship Navidia.

Yeah. No, you want me to go? You want me to go? This is what I would do. Poo! That's what I would do. There would be no huck tar. They'd be like, oh, oh, oh, that's where it would be, all right?

There's no hucktah. I didn't make that, I didn't write that down. Put that in a hat, bitch. Not you, her. I call on you a bitch. Anyway, God and Abraham, let my people go. Anyway, we were talking about guns, weren't we? Yeah, how are we getting those?

The two events are among the array of gut-wrenching scenes that play out each year when family members fail to secure fire on. I just don't ever want to hear nerds who have, like, guns so much, talk about guns. So just stop trying to get rid of them. Because then he just makes people who are like just a losers who love guns more than anything. Oh, but no, but gone, you'll give no difference with an ML15 and AR68. Just get a life. I'd rather everyone just get shot in a field than have to listen in them.

So just stop trying to legislate any of this. Right. I don't want to hear people like talk about why they need a pump. Trigger, whatever it is, a bull, a bump, a bump, a bump cock, bump glock, whatever, the bump stock. I don't want to hear about it. I'd rather my child just fucking never exist anymore. I'd rather have a funeral for my child and hear, then have to go to Congress and tell them why a bump stock shouldn't be around.

I'm just sick of hearing about it. Just have whatever you have, kill whoever my family you need to, just stop telling me about I don't care anymore. It's just so tedious. you know I mean you want you want to hear some guy be like this is why Ben Franklin to I just have a I have a fucking

you know carbureated barrel on my fucking who cares you fight the government cool I fight the government every day you know try to get my fucking give my getting a look at my sores trying to try it's disability I'm fighting the government

government in my own way. You're just overloading them with sores. Until the whole system collapses. Yeah, but you're going to use your gun. Go ahead. You pupe you. The center for the centers for disease control. Why are they dealing with this?

Gun violence is on a disease. It's just not. It's a piece of metal getting hurled through you. It's not a disease. You know what I mean? Well, I think they're supposed to, I think the ideas they're supposed to like determine like public health risks. No, that's the search in general. The Center for Disease Control, I don't hear the word gun or pew-poo in there anywhere.

All right? That's true. They got enough in their place with, you know, with the vaccine and Fauci. Is he? And Fauci wasn't, I don't even know what his deal was. Is he still around? He wrote a book, didn't he? Yeah, you wrote a memoir.

What was it like, give me your guns? What did we say that it was called? It was like, it's just called, ouchy with an exclamation. That would be, he should just call it that. Yeah. He should just call it,

it was fake. I mean, I'm not saying it was fake. But how amazing would that be? That was the title, like it was fake. We was talking about, he was talking about something,

you know, something else. It should be like the way that, fake. It's called fake, yeah. It should be like, it should be the way like O.J. Simpson styled his memoir if i faked it if i faked it with the word if and tiny letters

right yeah yeah only he gets to keep the money uh dr anthony fouchy's Brooklyn tough attitude got tested early on brooklyn tough what is that Brooklyn tough I thought he was like a gay guy was I guess they can be tough but I mean he didn't he's like a woman he wasn't hell out he is like kind of like a woman Yeah, he's like a feminine guy. He's like, there's like, I remember reading about this, like, 1920s, uh, lesbian. Yeah. Who, uh, lived his name was Anthony Fauci.

He ran to the CDC or whatever. Who lived as a man for like most of her life. Yeah. And or his, like, whatever if he's trans. Sure. Whatever. But Anthony Fauci looks exactly like that woman. Yeah, of course.

And we don't mean anything by that, except that, you know, he's weak. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Get lost. Dr. Anta Fauci is a household name the way a few other doctors

are. He was one of people's four people of the year in 2020. Oh, oh, okay. Wait, wait, wait, I love how this is like, you don't know where Andy Fauci is? He was one of people's, four people of the

four people of the year in 2020. I feel like he has other credentials besides that. Am I wrong? Or is that his claim to fame? He was, he was people of the year along with Sidney Sweeney. And the fucking kid from a, some show, the fucking toothless kid from Stranger Things. Dustin.

Oh, Dustin, yeah. Yeah. But that was far from the first time Fauci found himself at the for a, for having that epidemic. This Brooklyn-born doctor, 83, served as the director of a National Institute of Allergy and Infectious. Oh, who cares. What is? Why are we recapping this guy's life? Yeah.

We know who Fauci is. You either think he's like, you know, a well-meaning public servant or you think he faked something. Why? No one needs to know he was born in fucking, you know, sheep's head bay or whatever the fuck. I was born near one dance with Clam House. Ouchy, Fauci.

Fauci, ouchy, out of it, right? Right. Yeah, he, I mean, he was definitely born in like a brownstone. Yeah, like Oh, your sheep's at bay was nice. Yeah. Yeah. No one's saying he was born in the tenement.

Diseases for Oh, for during that time, he helped guide public policy on HIV AIDS, SARS, mirrors, avian influenza. God, this sucks. This is so boring. There's a new Metroid Prime game coming out. They made a trailer for it. What's the part where he's Brooklyn tough? I don't know when he's finding.

when he fucking hates him nothing stop we don't need to read this okay get off this enough of him this is so boring i can't even find what is this when kids find a gun there's a bunch of PSAs i i just looked up a bunch of i because i remember growing up seeing a bunch of like PSAs about guns and kids finding guns now i get it's good all right play it no i mean we don't have to play it but gruff on guns Make it full screen at least What is this? It's a reamer of McGrath and his friend What are we looking at here?

He's a detective He's a detective dog Yonk M'Grath, got a minute for your favorite nephew? You bet, Scrocy. Come on in. What can I do for you? I'm, uh, I'm kind of confused about something. Well, the best thing to do when something's bothering you is to talk about it, just like you're doing now.

Okay, Yonk, here's the thing. Jimmy Allen, a friend of mine wants me to come over to his house this afternoon before his folks get hurt. He found a gun in the closet, and he wants to... Hold it, Scrum. it Scruff, I can tell you right now that's something you don't want to get involved in. Kids shouldn't even touch guns

without adult supervision no matter what your reason. I mean, it's literally the narc dog right? Enough of this. Narc dog. This is the dog they send like, you know, just teach kids to rat.

Yeah, that's true. Yeah. Were you a fan of? you seem you seem hesitant no i mean i've never actually seen this one but i i but you were you know you've seen mcgruff the dog not really okay he's a rat dog he's a rat dog um yeah and it also seems like he's selling out that other kid yeah i don't care about any of this shit who cares we're even talking about a gun enough of those let's stop show topics here i don't the point is what no no go off i know i know i just i'm just afraid that you know we're losing touch

with uh god and and and we need to like bring the nuclear family back okay so i mean how do we get that going i mean i don't know we need to make it cool you have something on your mind we need to I'm trying to get into this other platform, you know, this fucking, these guys are always whining about nuclear family. I feel like they got, they're big a lot of money. Mm-hmm. So I'm trying to get into their, you know, trying to tap into that. Yeah, but they're getting that from like Koch brothers slush funds.

Why can't we be doing that? Why can't we do a little of both? They don't want us. Oh, man. Well, like, listen, you, you think, you think your ways, you think having sex is cool, you know, I think it's cool, having a child. all right fucking you know go go work at the mine and you come home and you're fat kids waiting for food isn't that sound nice you you have responsibilities now you're not just some fucking loser

playing video games and joining your life you're some you're some scumbag and your fat kid needs a little candy go them go work in the mine so your fat kid can eat eat pop rocks all day i got here your kid's so fucking disgusting Trump endorses Ten Commandments He implores Evangelical Christians to vote November

Okay now here's your opportunity You want to be this guy Be this guy What do you mean Trump endorses his ten commandments I think he's doing the right thing I think he's fucking I think I think if someone's trying to steal them you

You fucking cut their hands off Well I think that's Homorabi's code or something Well no I think it's I mean If your wife doesn't obey you you're fucking 86er you say hey hey bitch 86th you know if you kid if you're fucking um you commit adultery on me i'll fucking commit adultery with a gun if you're if you're a kid and you commit adultery no skip that one I was I was I was no stop trying to play you devil's games all right or Jezebel you're one of those Christian Jezebel's

right commit adultery on me I'll go I'll put a gun I'll put a pew view right that's which commandment is that number three

don't covet my wife right I swear I got if anyone covers my wife I want to go be a teacher I mean a preacher and like go run for president

and put out a gun like if anyone tries to cover my wife I'll fucking put this in my head I'll bust it in my mouth I'll fucking suck on until I die where do you think a guy

crosses the line into covening your wife. Just fucking looks at you. Yeah. He starts touching himself. Yeah, well, that would definitely be crossing a line. He starts fucking thinking about having to be nice to marry you. It's not, you can't. Wow, that's such a, it's such a anti-social action, but mixed with such a sweet thought.

Yeah. It's fucking, I swear, I got any of you fucking creeps out there, think about marrying my wife, having kids with her, I'll fucking kill, I'll kill, your kids are done. Those kids won't live. I swear I got, I'll make a promise. Anyone who commits adultery of my wife, the children of that of that ill-gotten union, I'll have them aborted. How are you going to force? Well, obviously, I would never, I would never do that to you. Sure.

But if I did, I would, how exactly would you force you that? I'd have you 5150. 51.50. I'd have you put mentally impaired. Oh, wow. Yeah. Oh, and if you do that to someone, you can give them an abortion? Probably.

Yeah. What are they going to do? right you told me to be the guy I'm being the guy yeah right yeah that's true what you want from me

I'm sick of this you talk about this Trump endorses 10 commandments in schools employers evangelical Christians to vote in November well that's a good move endorsed 10 commandments in schools you think it's a good move

I mean like I guess if you want to get like evangelicals to vote for you Donald Trump told the group of evangelicals They cannot afford to They cannot afford to sit on the sidelines Of the 2024 election imploring them At one point to go and vote Christians please What

To go and vote Christians please It sounds desperate Yeah What happened to like him just like You know calling up victims Be like hey like come You know we're gonna make Bill Clinton look bad Maybe he will look if him in Biden debate

maybe he will bring Biden's victims. Who are Biden's victims? Like, Ukrainian people? Biden's, well, there's that military woman who said he grabbed her ass, right? Oh, right. I thought they killed her. Oh, well, in that case, I guess he's fine. Yeah.

What about hundreds, hunters, hookers? Hunter's Hookers. He could get Hunter's Hookers. That'd be fun. All right, so if you're Trump, what's your campaign's trade? Yeah. Okay. Now, this would be genius.

Yeah. Just hear this. Yeah. Okay. If he showed up, if he paid, because Hunter Biden is obviously in the throes of a terrible addiction. Well, I mean, he's, yeah, he was. Okay, I think I see what you're gentlemen. And probably still is.

Like, it seems to be, it seems to get his grips on you. Yeah. Yeah. What if, if Donald Trump paid Hunter Biden in, in drugs? You mean? Yeah, yeah. If Donald Trump kind of like fed Hunter Biden's drug addiction. for a while to the point where he became his main source and then you do you think hunter

biden still on crack yeah really yeah okay i mean i kind of think yeah i feel like why wouldn't he well because he quit maybe maybe he seems like he's healthy yeah doesn't he look this only works of how i mean let's put it this way this only works of hunter biden is still doing crack no it doesn't you can still you can just trick him into doing crack again that's true we've got you know Sten Crack to his house. Yeah, you can honeypot him. Yeah. I would just send him to him like UPS.

Uber deliveries or whatever. But anyway, you get to the point where Hunter Biden will do anything for you. Yeah. And to get your crack supply. I said, let me, let me collaborate with you. Do you think Trump should have sex under Biden and film it? Look what he did. Look what I made him do.

Yeah. And then you should show it a debate. Look at your son. I'm treating your son and he's a woman. Mm-hmm. Look at his bussy. No, honestly, what he should do is in a similar style When he brought Bill Clinton's victims out

And they were sitting in the audience Yeah He should have Hunter Biden suck off Don Jr. Wow. In the audience of the debate. Do you think Hunter Biden should be forced to suckle? Should be compelled, not forced, but like convinced through drugs To suck off Don Jr.

Not Eric, but Don Jr.? Maybe Eric might be humor. Eric, you would think Eric would be more humiliating. Right. But Don Jr.'s is dead. name yeah yeah one junior to another and he's eating a such a junior's cheesecake yeah yeah that really makes it sting right he's with the cherries yeah cherry cheesecake yeah yeah I can see this so I mean and Donald Trump should basically introduce I go I believe in freedom and I believe in

the Christian God. And that's as American, as a nice piece of cheesecake with cherries on top. Junior's cheesecake. Junior's cheesecake. You're going to make a connection. That's a connection. That's a junior. Right?

That's as American as a piece of juniors cherry cheesecake. He has some girl of big tits and like American, American flag themed bikini. Come bring him a slice of junior's cheesecake. Yeah. And he's in a diaper. Because he's also, he's his own junior. Yeah, I like what we're going with this. So he's in a diaper, eating Cherry Jr.'s cheesecake while his son is getting sucked off by Hunter Biden.

Does he, does, like, does Don Jr. pull out the crack vial and start pouring him on his dick? I mean, he's pew, pew, whatever. Well, I don't know if, I don't know if Don Jr. wants to be associated with the crack. Right. That could look bad. But though maybe he could, maybe, he could maybe mutter something to Judge, he could maybe mutter something to Hunter Biden. Do this if you want crack. Right.

Yeah. Wow Because I know how much you love crack Crack boy Yeah Yeah Maybe if you're good Maybe if you're good

I'll take a look at your crack Yeah But he does He doesn't fuck his ass Yeah He just gets sucked off That would be too far I think That's where you need

Like me or Carl Rove type To tell you when you're gone too far And they don't have your son Fuck his ass That would be That's not People are you're going to lose the people at that point. People will be titillated.

It's like that show The Boys. People are getting upset because the new season of the boys. Right? On Amazon? Yeah. The superhero show. It's always been like kind of, you know, anti-conservative sort of, I guess, or take the pox phone. But it's getting too clumsy. And I agree with them. It's not as good as it was. And I feel like, you know, because it's just getting too,

you know, it's just lazy writing. And I feel like if you, if Don Jr. fucked a hunder in the ass, that's, you know, that's, you know, like the boy season four right it's too much it's too on the nose two in the ass for sure what else do we do what does milania do does she applaud she just she just clap slowly yes yes i think that don't trump has to divorce milania trump during the debate and he marries barren trump was that what i mean i don't think he has to remarry right away he could be a yeah but the point is he needs to get over on her before she gets over on him that'd be good i think people don't didn't vote for trump because he's like

this idea that evangelicals thought he was a good man yeah no you didn't you like satan stop pretending you don't like satan the whole reason you're a fundamentalist is because you think you you love satan and you're afraid of how much you love him that's the whole gimmick people who don't love satan are like that's fine you guys are like ah the devil he's a snake I can't oh be afraid of the devil because like you because you're like it's like a dick that you want to suck that snake you know yeah and I'm saying is that's why they love Trump because he's evil with a fun way and uh so I mean I'm just saying like you know they'll they'll be happy when he's like you know get hey kick rocks bitch Camelania Melania whatever you're Nordic is Slavic right

Why don't you slob, slavicle all over my cock, you bitch. Alcoholism-friendly. I think this is good. Yeah. Yeah. He also, he endorsed displaying the Ten Commandments in schools and elsewhere while speaking to a new group. Yeah, I mean, honestly, look what we just did in our heads, with our minds. And now read this paragraph.

Trump also endorsed displaying the Ten Commandments and Schools and elsewhere while speaking to a group of politically. influential evangelical Christians in Washington on Saturday. He drew cheers as he invoked a new law signed in Louisiana this week requiring the Ten Commandments to be displayed in every public classroom. It seems, wait, required it? That doesn't seem a crazy law to require the Ten Commandments. But whatever. They make, they make damn good gumbo. So I'm not going to

argue. Look, go get your gumbo. Look, here's what I'm going to tell you. You want to get a fucking a nice fried shrimp po-boy? Yeah. You get some shrimp and grits? You're going to get that in some secular hellhole like L.A.? No. All right?

If you want to be able to go somewhere and get a nice roo, get a nice gumbo, they're going to fucking like God down there because they got nothing else going on besides gumbo and God. You're not going to get that. A Skid Row while some fucking crackhead like Hunter Biden's sucking you off. You're only going to get that in a place that loves God. So just deal with it.

Louisiana, just scratch it off your secular list. You're not going to get it. If you want a pokey ball, you can go to a godless place. Yeah, God doesn't want anything to do with raw fish. He told you not to eat raw fish, all right? That's where you go to the secular places like LA to get sushi and pokey and maybe assaille berries. You know, anything Dr. Oz would endorse that he didn't creep.

You know, just learn to live with God and learn to live without him. You know, treat God like your wife. cheat on them what's so hard about that don't really cheat on your wife i'm happily married uh well you seem upset how this is just i don't cheat on you but i mean you know i i know you don't but that's what am i putting too much trust in you should i be like oh i'm i'm glad yeah i want i want i want to feel like you know like you know like you can't I can't look I would care if you cheated on me good it's hard to tell sometimes there's only one way to find out there's only one way to test my commitment no I'm not

gonna whatever go on we read this anyway I was reading this this is a quote from Trump has anyone read the thou shalt not steal I mean has anyone read this incredible stuff what it's just has anyone read the quote thou shalt not steal I mean has anyone read this incredible stuff It's just incredible. Trump said to gather. I mean, he's just fucking. They don't want to give it. They don't want it to,

they don't want it to go up. It's a crazy world. What does he talk? Oh, they don't want the thing of him to go up. Has anyone read the dash and not steal? I mean, has anyone read this incredible stuff? It's just incredible.

He just can't. I mean, no one believes him. No one has ever seen him and said like, and thought for a second he's ever been inside of a church. I mean, I like him for that. You don't want your car broker, right?

The guy who sells you a car to be a religious man. Yeah, you don't want your stockbroker to be religious, do you? You're sleazy banker. Right. He's making you money. And you don't want Trump. No one wants religious Trump. Shut the fuck up if you say you do.

You're a maniac. But he's good for the church. He'll get you. He's like, he's like Abraham. He's like Moses. Trump is Moses in the sense that he's going to get. your people to the promise land but he won't be able to go in

right right I forget what he did he ate he had a ham sandwich what why couldn't Moses go in let's look it up why it's gonna be something dumb like you know he he fucking said something about Ezekiel and Zachariah and some horse shit

Moses's punishment for disobedience pride and the misinterpretation of Christ's sacrifice with Christ's sacrifice. Wait, wait, but this is out of order. What sense is out of order? The Christ wasn't around? Sure. In his holiness, God

was also compassionate. He invited Moses up to Mount Nebo, Nebo, where he showed his beloved promise, his beloved prophet the promised land before his death. So he showed it to him. He said, you're not allowed in, but I'll

I'll give you the look but don't touch right Yeah then the Lord said to him This is the land I promised on oath to Abraham Isaac and Jacob when I said I will give you I will give it To your descendants I have let you see it with your eyes

But you will not cross over into it I mean honestly That's what Moses got That's the treatment Moses got And you fucking people out there think you're getting Better treatment Yeah I guess that's where Jesus comes in Supposedly

Mm-hmm Jesus got like you know hung to a cross everyone thinks that's what that's they're like you know they're going to show up at like the pearly gates like well jesus got crucified what's the guy to do with you i thought he did for us no he did for him yeah who told you that he did for us paul the guy who beat up christians and changed his name i'm getting a little deep now uh what else is going on not this get rid of this get out of this we have this when therapists lose their licenses some turn to the unregulated life coaching industry instead what is life coaching I mean isn't life coaching just fake therapy yeah I guess isn't no therapy fake too it kind of makes sense I mean honestly if you get a if you get a discredited kind of like if you get a a dishonored therapist as your life coach that's probably lucky that's probably better than most life coaches right in terms of their isn't all therapy fake it's all fake right like they

like they can give you a drug that'll keep you from killing yourself maybe right the antidepressants does that work or not I don't know people say it does people go oh that's the reason you have school shooters and then people go well that's the reason helps depression I'm not getting in the middle of it right whatever you want but the point is But therapy itself, like, you know, oh, my mom, my dad did this and shut up. You know? I guess it depends on if you think talking about something helps. I mean, when is it ever?

Ask the UN if it helps. Ask Iraq if the UN helped them. Good point. Thank you. Some fucking baby with like, you know, deplete uranium in his head. Is part of your skepticism about therapy that you just don't think like, like, like, is, Is it just that you imagine sitting across from the therapist? I was forced to go to therapy a lot

because I kept getting in trouble in school and made me go with a therapist or else they wouldn't let me back in. And they were just, they were just like, I would just say stupid shit and they'd be like, yeah, whatever. I would just, you know, I remember in like, in freshman year, I got like 30 detentions

and they made me go to a therapist for like four weeks in the summer. And I kept saying, I wanted to be a ninja. He'd let me attack a pillow. I don't know. It doesn't seem like he's very, like he's a lot going on with therapy.

wait how old were you when you said you wanted to be a ninja 13 I guess how old you in the summer after freshman year usually were you fucking with him or were you like or did you kind of want to be a ninja well I mean who doesn't want to be a ninja sure yeah I think I was fucking one a bit I think he didn't give a shit he's like yeah if you got a fight with me you think you better than you think I'm gonna like work for the fucking approval of a 13 year old fat 13 year old idiot who can't stop get in trouble no yeah go go attack the pillow I care Because therapists aren't, like, doctors.

They're just people. Right. They're just fucking guys. And they sit around. They got us other therapists. They're kind of getting in trouble. And he had those black, like, ink in his eye. That thing with blood clots show up in your eye.

And he kept whining about it. Old men. They all the people, just terrible people. Would you go to a good therapist? You liked? No, I've never. Not really. All right.

So why are you defending these people? I'm not necessarily. Like you're better than life coach. I mean, at least a life coach is honest In the sense that like they don't pretend to be a doctor I'm a life coach Oh cool, like it's obviously fake A therapist tries to make you think they're like connected to Freud

And like and like and who's like also fake Like at least Freud like you know And nephew Bernays like they created the PR industry Through their work And they actually control people But most therapists aren't even that Therapy's good for one thing If you're really good at it

you can convince people to be a Nazi or some variant, right? You can subvert democracy with it. That's all it's good for. Now, like drugs, pharmaceuticals, maybe they help, maybe they don't. I'm not getting in the middle of it. If you want to take some SSR, SSRIs, what's that my business? I'm back to me one of these podgers who goes, hey, don't take SSRIs. It caused school shootings.

What do I know? I can't even, I can barely dress myself. Yeah? Yeah. That's not true You're just agreeing with that No I mean no you can dress yourself Thanks thanks thanks

You're supposed to chime in You know you can dress yourself well You look good That's what I'm supposed to say Green with the worst things I say I don't do that When therapists lose When therapists lose their licenses

Some turn to unregulated life coaching industry Instead A frustrated woman Oh It's always some frustration frustrated woman. That's always how it starts. Right.

Recently called the Utah office in charge of professional licensing, upset that his office couldn't take action against a life coach she had seen. Mark Steinegoe recalls the woman telling him, I really think that we should be regulating life coaching because this person did a lot of damage to me. That's your fault. You let some idiot do something to you. Yeah. What he wants to do?

Regulate what? Yeah, it's sort of hard for me to like, it's hard for me to appreciate somebody getting taken advantage of by their theory. therapist right because like i like i'll listen like i'll listen like i'll listen to a therapist to some extent right but i feel like i usually end up like half dismissing most of what they say yeah right like it's like yeah imagine a life coach what imagine a life coach oh yeah i mean uh i don't know why i would even be talking to a life coach but if i was yeah we scroll back up reports about life coaches are some of the promise of helping people achieve their personal

professional goals coming to utah's division so what is that like what do you tell me do like suck off his boss why just suck off your boss that's what i would tell people just fuck for money if i if a hot woman came to me and i was a life coach you know i do what what's a prostitute just do it it's good for you it's like you're very pretty you'll make a lot of money i'm not saying do it for cheap or drugs do with do with the high end stuff right maybe do porn you would only say that to a woman who was very pretty yes yeah or like how a good body or just seemed sexy you know right anyone who could pull it off your body's fleeting but money's real sure they can invest that in the video the one true god uh if the woman have been complaining about any of the therapist professions

overseen by d o pl the digel's office might have been able to investigate and potentially under order of discipline including fines but life their coaches are on therapists and are most mostly unregulated across the United States. They aren't required to be trained in ethical boundaries the way therapists are. And there's no universally accepted certification for those who work in the industry. I mean, I feel like we've known this for years. Yeah, of course there aren't. Simply put, anyone can call themselves a life coach.

Yeah. An industry that has rapidly grown. I mean, at certain point, suckers got to get sucked, right? Yeah. Capitalism does, I mean, it's not. idea it's got i mean it's got it's just i'm not i'm a capitalist but in the but the idea that makes everyone better it's like a few people get you know you can't break some eggs but they're eggs that we've gotten broken anyway we think this person would have done in the communist state

and we're gotten scammed anyway at a certain point suckers got to get sucked that's an amazing that's beautiful thank you uh in california a woman sued her life coach in 2020 claiming the coach convinced her to sign over her home to the coach's nonprofit organization. That's, I mean, maybe she was, look, maybe she was like, maybe she had an IQ of like 70.

Right. But then it's not, what, I mean, a woman who had an IQ of 70 can get screwed over at the bagel shop. Right. We're going to regulate bagel shops now? You're going to regulate, like, raw salmon or whatever the fuck, smoke salmon?

I want my locks. In California, a woman's suitor life coach in 2020 claiming the coach convinced her to sign over her home to the coach's nonprofit organization. I mean, you should be able to, like maybe sue for fraud or whatever. I don't know. Who signs over their home? How do you sign over your home? Yeah, like, how do you just end up doing that? There's so many steps to that.

Right. Did you own it outright? At some point during the process of signing over your home to somebody. You've got to talk to some outside party who says, wait, wait, what? You're signing over your house to your life coach? I mean, the contract usually requires, like, some, like, it's offer plus acceptance plus consideration. You know, people forget that sometimes.

Right. But you need some considerate. That's why you can't just have a contract for nothing. And I'm not sure if a dollar contract actually works. I guess it might in theory. Yeah, people are like sometimes, they'll do a dollar because you have to, but I think that might get thrown out of court sometimes. Anyway, what did she get in return?

Life coaching? Right. That might be the loophole. It's valuable. You can say it's not real, but it costs a pretty penny. A Nevada life coach was sentenced to a year in jail after he admitted to taking money from clients that he was supposed to use for investments on their behalf, but that he spent at casinos instead. I love this guy. That seems like a fun life.

Yeah. I mean, just scamming the dumbest people who've ever lived and just going to casino and losing it all. That just seems like a great ride. She was like, quote, without all these rules and regular. now I have free reign to actually change people's lives. Oh, did I skip something? Oh, okay. One former client who was not a profession,

a part of Hilda Brand's criminal case, also flagged concerns about how she conducted life coaching with him. Ethan Prattay told the Salt Lake Tribune and ProPublica and Hilda Brand had ordered him to cut off contact with friends and family. What's the Scientology? And at one point, asked him to live in a tent or the humble. himself. This sounds like Fendarm shit. Yeah, seriously. You're a pay pig. You're just a pay pig. He also said Hilda Brand told him she didn't want to be limited by the regulations therapists have to follow in Utah.

She was like, without all these rules and regulations, now I have free reign to actually change people's lives because the system is corrupt. I mean, if you look, again, Sucker, what do you want the government to do? Like, put this person in a robot body and then walk them down the street and, you know, and control their robot arms. No, you have to be able to live. These people are basically birds who fell out of the nest. And, like, you know what you can't do? Be a bird anymore. Right.

Because you can't fly. Birds write you off. Now, I'm not saying we should, like, write these people off, but I am. I just don't I mean I know it sounds bad I don't look Here's the Someone needs to

If you feel bad for these people Do a charity for them And let them live in your house But we can't like change all the laws To make these people Not get screwed Right I mean there's only someone you can do

Just just have the Ronald McDonald's house Put them in a ball pit And feed him a happy meal once a day It's the best you can hope for Yeah that sounds nice Yeah right what we have McDonald's for anyway we let these people poison us

you know non-stop 24-7 let them take care of the the weakest among us right yeah Morgan Spurlock he died RIP yeah

lied about McDonald's poisoning drinking fucking tons of whiskey all the time it's hilarious uh anyway it is funny like looking back on that talking about knowing he was drinking all the time.

No, he was drunk. You gotta stop drinking. You gotta stop drinking. Yeah, there's a McDonald's, huh? Like, what? Because, like, they did all these interviews with his, like, vegan wife, too. Right. Where she was, like, if he was eating all my, if he was eating my vegan food, he'd be fine.

Right. My vegan food, I mean, not, not getting drunk and molesting people. Allegedly. Um, in light of the growths of the life coaching industry, Sanagle. I mean, we should be talking about this guy's name, Stenagle. Terrible. so he feels there's a legitimate question that he plans to work with state legislatures to address has life coaching become one of those fields where the potential to harm people who are scroll down vulnerable is great enough oh means look do you say that to the bank do you say to the lotto I see a lot I say I see a lot of people spending all their money on lot though no one's regulating loto I mean they claim to be but people just buying scratch off nonstop right less Let's cut the shit.

All right. Suckers got to get sucked. I'm sick of this. Apocracies. This is the dark future. I love it. I'm here for it. Welcome.

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