Kump - Ep. 179 BRAT CODED

Episode Date: July 28, 2024

Ray and Lucie discuss the Olympics, the Brat craze, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week! Follow Kump on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/raykump Kump Hand Merch https://bonfire.com/store/kump/ Follow Ray on Sound Cloud https://on.soundcloud.com/QbP8

Hello, and welcome to count. Hello. Hello, Lucy. Hi, how are you? Well, the Olympics are on, so I'm doing pretty good. We've been watching all kinds of Olympic games. I look, while you were sleeping on the pee, I was up this morning early watching everything.

And I mean everything. I was watching airsoft shooting, whatever that means. Remember those things you did buy those little dollar store pew-pues, as they call them now? You can't even talk about the Olympics with this algorithm. The, what do you call it? I mean, that was pretty lame. I was watching gymnastics. these very strong Chinese men

just with their V bodies just you know the body of the body was a V you know and they're on the rings amazing the rings are an incredible have you ever seen a man in the ring just hold himself like like a like an

uppercase eye and there's no stability to those things it's all just happening in the core and the ass and the don't say it's not lady like don't say yes and the tit the male tit the male tit yeah the pack oh the amount of strength you got to have in your male tits wow to do that is crazy that's i mean you really should be a male fitness guru

now now it's time boys it's time to work your male tits i like it uh i mean yeah i mean there should be shirts we should make a fitness program called um core ass and dinner that's just that's what we focus on we focus on your core we focus on your ass and focus on what you eat for dinner and the rest of it's up to you that's all you know you're not we're not part of charging you that much breakfast and lunch are on your own yeah you figure it's like remember remember member member slim fast remember that that shake that they would serve and it was it would say something to the effect of like you drink one shake for breakfast one for lunch and reasonable dinner like this whole thing now you got to track every calorie you got to count

every, every carb, every, you know, grain of, grain of rice. It used to be like, yeah, shaking, you drink one shake, you drink another shaking, and you have, you know, yeah, he's a meatloaf. We figure it out. We used to not have standards for, like, companies used to be able to make money in this country. That's why, that's why the middle class is bore. That's why we can't afford a house. Because if we want to start a company, I got, I got to hire some nutritionist and, like,

and figure out what you had for breakfast, lunch, and do it? no core ass and dinner it's got to be like we track all your macros for you and then we give you therapy to get to the root of why you're why you're eating like a pig we work your core we work your ass we feed you dinner or we tell you what to eat at least i don't know maybe you a restaurant called core maybe it's a restaurant and a gym but the gym only has like the glute things the at the core thing you know that thing you swivel on and a and a meatloaf or something some you know a buffet a nice reasonable buffet a healthy buffet which sucks you know i mean just has like sprouts and like grilled chicken that's dry and uh all you know and just like you know

dehydrated mayonnaise powder something i invented it's like why you know what's the health benefit of this you you don't want this much it's gross but like if you if you pour if you if you mix it with your which if you pour some water on your plate it'll get a little creamy Yeah. It's about a little bit of moderate amount of gratification. Right. And that's how you eat basically our diet focuses on being disgusting. A lot of diets try to be like, oh, this is appetizing.

No, this is gross. You want to eat more of it? We want you to never have a happy thought about food again. That's really, honestly, eating disorders are probably the most effective thing. Also, I'm not saying the healthiest. I'll never say that. Someone pays me a lot of money. but I mean they might be the most effective so I'm trying but let's like how about we take

eating disorders and we take from them what works and we leave out what doesn't isn't that what America used to be about you know when did America become at all or nothing a binary you either you know you either you either you're either all for Trump you're all for for Kamala Harris why not a little bit of our you know RFK Jr. in the mix why not a little bit of Pat Buchanan and Sarah Palin mix them all together Elon Omar

you know that's what this country needs to be about and we all eat steak speaking of we have a Patreon and you can sign up for it and Patreon is like the steak

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Look, yeah. You want to just listen passively. This is how you get the most out of it. YouTube has figured out that what you need to do is to layer in interactivity. You know, it's like some people learn by looking. Some people learn by touching. You know, it's like it's,

What do you want me to do? Figure it out. So YouTube's got everything. I don't think we should be indulging people who learn by touching, frankly. I mean, I feel like that's pretty ablest. What about a blind man? Okay, look, if you had to touch little holes because that's how you read, that's fine. I don't want to, I don't think it's, you know me, I'm not the friend of the disabled, per se.

I'm not the guy going, hey, disabled people or it should be kings. No, that's not, I don't go that far. That being said, I don't know if I want to describe blind men as like people who just touch a bunch of holes. You made a good point about how they were treating the disabled Olympians. Right. At one point, they were shuffling through them really fast

in the photo montage during the opening ceremony. Yeah, the opening ceremony. Yeah, remind me, because I say a lot of things. Anyone can imagine what Lucy's night might be like. I think I posed that montage like 25 times to make points. Oh, no, you were pausing on, like, every single photograph. Well, so, like, who's that guy? Who's that guy?

I thought I saw, like, Herman Garing in one of the pictures. I was like, well, hold on. Oh, right, yeah. You kept thinking you were seeing Hitler. Yeah. Well, there was guys in very similar uniforms. I guess the French had, well, they were, maybe it was Vichy French. I don't know.

I did think that I saw Jesse Owens, like, five different times in the montage. Because every time I see, like, a black and white video of someone running, I'm like, oh, it's Jesse Owens. So what did I say about this label? Oh, well, first of all, you were saying that you envied their prosthetic legs that you... They have really, look, I've been, everyone knows. I've been talking about it a lot for months now, how much I love this game, cyberpunk 2077. And I don't know.

I didn't realize how realistic looking these, like, cybernetic arms were. They look like prosthetic legs and arms do in real life, I guess, at least athletic ones. Yeah. I'm more used to, like, that woman from Sopranos was a fake with the artificial leg, but they look like they're highly tuned mechanisms now. They're machines, yeah. Yeah, they look great. They really look a lot, like very, very cool.

And I'm not saying I would, you know, remove my arm willingly or anything, because that would be rude. but they're great if you didn't have an arm wow what a time to be alive and i guess if you had money they're expensive right yeah the last time i saw a prosthetic leg it was like one of those you know you know like one of those um uh blades like the guy who uh shot through the bathroom door and accidentally killed her the site legs yeah the blade runner yeah yeah the cites like murderer legs yeah they still have though i mean like Like, when you're running, they have ones like, but the arms are like very, very cool. Yeah, but even like some of the legs we were seeing, like it looked a lot more like.

Oh, yeah. Robot legs. Sure. Like, yeah, I could see. What a time to be alive without legs. I could see wanting it. Sure. Yeah.

I mean, look on my legs. They suck. It's full of sores and scrapes and, you know, just kneeling on rocks all day. I spent a lot of times kneeling on rocks. The box was a kid looking at bugs. They ruined my nice legs. What was your point? Do you think that in order to get those legs,

you would have to just lose your legs? Do you think you could make an argument that you've hated your legs enough that they should be replaced with the robot legs? I mean, to a doctor? Like, would they, would they remove? It seems like they're doing enough stuff where they should, you should be able to do.

Now that there's a replacement leg. I mean, the Hippocratic, oh, they don't seem to care about, like, I'm not trying to get into with the political, debate but i mean they do a lot of things they wouldn't used to do yeah why not like remove legs you if you have the money to buy like maybe not if you're gonna buy like the cheapest like possible but if you go i'm i'll drop i'll drop a half a mill on this on this on this dope-ass leg yeah

like yeah it's better in your leg your leg sucks you're a fat idiot sure that's a great way to lose weight probably that means the fast man in the world on those like small but they're like titanium so they still hold their hydraulic enhanced that that's the world i want to want to see. Just be so fat on top of those little legs, but they still hold you up. That's so great. That would be, that's an imagine of that, that, people talk about, like, these stupid movies, like, um, with the imagination.

You know what I mean? Like everything everywhere all at once? Yeah, look how much imagination is. Why not just a very fat man propped up by like very strong little legs? Yeah. That's all we, that's, that's Charlie Chaplin right there. That's, that's Buster Keaton. That's what we've lost in this country.

so what did I say about the disabled oh because they go they were showing a montage right yeah they were showing yeah they were showing like a montage of you know athletes throughout history yeah and they were mixing up a lot of different

types of athletics sure and then they had like a really quick photo series of like disabled Olympians yeah but they just kind of yeah they did it all within like one frame right it was like this the speed just like ramped up for like a little secondarily

I was like I knees ones I mean honestly like they were showing like a guy in a wheelchair at one point shooting an arrow into the flames of the Olympic cauldron in the past I thought that was cool that does seem cool

I mean honestly I would love to watch wheelchair basketball more where is that where can we get where can we get that is that part of the NBA package is that all year round would you rather watch wheelchair basketball or WMBA

Look, it doesn't matter to me if there are men or women in the wheelchair basketball, but wheelchair basketball. But you still rather watch the regular NBA than that. It's not like I'm saying I'd rather watch men in wheelchairs than women. Like, I'd watch, I'd rather watch women in wheelchairs than women. Sure. Yeah. Right, yeah. But either way, you still want to watch the NBA.

It's not a matter of wheelchairs are the best. Yeah. They're just, but they definitely were above WMBA in your mind. I just think the wheelchair element adds excitement. Right. Yeah. Look, Caitlin Clark is fine. No one's,

no one's taking a dump on Caitlin Clark. Maybe Caitlin Clark should be in a wheelchair. Well, I am not going to say that. Not because she's injured, not because anyone hurt her. I, you know,

maybe she should choose to. Oh, it's a choice. You're getting very, this is like Lucy, thanks Lucy, Minneapolis. tell us more

just for a day maybe they could say you know it's like raising awareness maybe I imagine this will just be for a day he's kneecapper oh man you think that's the guy who took out Larry Flint's like said that this will just be for a day fat boy

wait did Larry Flint get get knee capped no yeah I think got shot wait he did you got parallel that's why he was in a wheelchair oh wow I never knew that he got shot Did you ever see the movie of Woody Harrelson? I remember seeing the Supreme Court case. Well, I'm like, oh, no.

But did he get shot in the movie? I don't know. Yeah, I mean, I think so. I don't know. I don't know. I don't watch the whole movie. But that's what happened. Damn.

Do the injuries to stay in the 1970 assassination attempt? By serial killer Joseph Paul Franklin. Wow. Wow. I think that's the first time I've heard of somebody, a serial killer doing an assassination attempt. Well, I mean, I think they're, I think you do a lot of, I mean, it's a matter of, it's a matter of, well, first of,

well, didn't Twiggy Ramirez do, we'll try to get a Ford? Oh, did she? Yes. Yeah. Well, one of the, well, lefty, or whatever those names are, these Manson families. I don't know. I mean, you're just buying into their, into their descriptions, you know? Like, I mean, Jeffrey Dahmer could have been, you could call him an assassin if you

want to do. I don't think you could call him an assassin. Why not? I don't think it counts as an assassination of your, if you're, if you're, victims aren't important enough. Yeah. I mean, look, it's still morally as bad, I think. But it's technically not an assassination. I think an assassination is when it's like they're a public figure.

You're trying to make a point by killing them. I think an assassination, no. I think plenty of assassinations are just like, hey, stop this guy from stopping a war. You know, hey, we want to keep this war going. Assassan, you know, I mean, there's all sorts of reasons. Right. Or maybe, you know, we want to affect this. We want to make Pokemon cards more valuable.

So it's assassinate Pikachu. Right. but the point is I think there has to be like a cause behind it just like you know makes you hard to do it to strangle a woman well yeah it just feels very dismissive of like the victims of serial killers

I'm not saying that look on a moral level they're the same sure I don't think they should be treated any differently morally but practically speaking they're kind of like less than but it's like it's a you know if Trump were to were to be, you know.

Well, they tried. Yeah, they tried. Mr. Crooks tried. Yeah, Mr. Crook. He sounds like a Dickens character. If Mr. Crooks had been successful, yeah. That could have, that could have caused chaos throughout the country.

Sure. Yeah. Yeah, no, you're right. So, like, it's, like, but on the other hand, like, when, you know, when Jeffrey Dahmer killed that young man, like, who cares? I get, no, yeah, I see a point. Yeah. Nothing.

It's just nothing. anyway um but yeah so other sports were great too i watched all i mean you back to the olympics i mean i watched uh women synchronized diving yeah i mean i don't know how you think i mean i would love to synchronize with you on some kind of diving situation that would be lovely i don't think we could do it maybe if we practice but i feel like i feel like we're just very different sizes and and personalities even i mean we with what makes the podcast so great we we we we we we clash. Yeah, we're not,

we don't finish each other's sentences. Right. Right. Yeah, we just make up new sentences in the middle of each other's sentences. I mean, shouldn't there be like a thing where you like have a,

you dive one way and I dive as like, I watch what you're doing and I just do with the opposite. You know, you somehow do what would be the exact opposite of diving. Yeah, it should be called inverse diving. And also the Olympic committee

needs to listen to me. I'll make, I'll make every sport better. Inverse diving instead. Who cares about synchronized? I'm always seeing it. Why I got to see it twice? If I wanted that, I'll get a 3D TV.

Yeah, also, like, the synchronizing between two people is just kind of lame. Yeah, five people. Five people. Ten people. That's a lot of people. Imagine ten people in a circular configuration, a crazy pool that has a shape like a circle, and there's 10 diving boards all around the, and they're all just synchronized. Like, it's one of those weird old movies.

Yeah. Oh, that'd be amazing. And maybe they're making, like, it's not just that they're all doing the exact same thing. They're like, they're making little designs. Yeah. Like, around the pool. Yeah.

You know, get pissing in the pool. I can think dumps and pisses. No, I mean, like with their bodies. Yeah, well, I mean, what do you mean? Yeah, dumps and piss. I mean, that comes out of your body. Yeah. Well, I mean, why are you making designs?

I mean, look, you're, you're, Your hands and your legs only do so much. I mean, I imagine you're moving in a way where you're leaving a trail that creates the design. Hmm. Well, that could be cool, too. I mean, imagine, like, 10 different men or women using their dumps and pisses to create, like, intricate body art or whatever you call it, like, pool art.

That'd be amazing. And you would drink different, like, you would drink certain things. I know, I know, like, people don't typically piss different colors, but there's probably certain things you could drink. I know, like, when you drink a bunch of beats. Right. It turns red, right? A lot of times or something.

Or if you get punched in the kidneys, you can turn red. You're piss. Yeah. You find ways to make different colors. You know, you eat, yeah, and then that can be, like, pretty cool. You make the color your country's flag. Yeah. And you're pissing dumps.

I'm just saying. It's a good idea. You can laugh and dismiss them. but they're good ideas. No, it's good. Yeah. It's probably, it's kind of like, look, I was, I was talking, I was, I, you were trying and gas on me before because I was pointing out that a lot of these, like, women's swimming

competitions, they seem like the swimsuits are more revealing than they used to be. Well, to be fair, I think I got gas let's here. Oh, well, I want to point out, and we'll get to that in a second, but it's a transition, but I do think it's kind of, but we, to a certain extent, I want to point out, I understand it's not always sexual. It's about the physical nature of the body and like these people perfect their bodies. They want to show it.

Right. So in the same vein, why wouldn't you want to show your piss and dumps? Like that's an athlete. It's not like me. I mean a bunch of white castle and being a pig. Right. This is like someone who's like just everything correctly.

Just puts the right things inside their body and does the right things with their body. Their piss and dumps are going to be way different than mine. And it's just that's what it's not about scatter. like how, you know, scatophobia is and stuff. Right. It's about that. It's just about, like, you know, getting judged on how, like, shapely.

Shapely, texture, taste, whatever. I don't know what I tell you. I'm, like, again, I'm at the expert, obviously. I'm just saying, but it's like, we can't, it's not like a homeless person. No offense to homeless people, but when a homeless person who's doing, maybe the drugs, takes a dump on your stoop. It's not quite the same, is it? as when Michael Phelps swims into your house

and leaves his piss and dumps there. It's two different things, two very different things. But yeah, so I was watching, you know, this swimming. Do you want to, do you want to interrogate, you know, prosecute me on this? Look, you were, you got really not even obsessed. It was more like you were upset about it. I just kind of said it to you. You were saying basically these bathing suits that these synchronized swimmers are wearing.

Yeah. And also the polo also earlier. Yeah. Where I've gotten like way more revealing, especially in the ass area. Well, they're one pieces, right? Yeah. And I never remember one pieces having like basically thongbacks. They're thongs, essentially.

They are like almost thongs. They're showing the ass cheek a lot more than they used to, which is fine. I'm not being a, I don't want to be this prude guy. And I'm not like, oh, I'm not complaining. But I'm also like, does everyone want this? I guess they do. But, you know, I was thinking while you were sleeping, I'm just thinking about this. And I'm going like, yeah, well, I guess like those volleyball, those members of beach volleyball girls in the bikinis.

And like, they got very popular. And look, no one's going to say it out loud, but that's part of the charm of it, I guess, right? Everyone pretends they just like all of a sudden watching volleyball. Oh, yeah. No, we all just love watching volleyball all year round. Don't we? No, cut this shit. They're in bikinis, they're fit, they're athletes.

It's like, it's nice. All right. I'm not trying to be the guy going, like, women, whatever. And they get sponsorship money probably from it because people watch the sport more. So maybe these water polo girls, even though they're, you know,

some of them are more powerful with their bodies. I'll just say that. With these synchronized swimmers, you know, it's not, you know, they're trying to get a little ass cheek money. Yeah. perhaps which i'm almost for but when you woke up and you were still kind of groggy and i started giving his dissertation to you it kind of made it seem like i was you made me feel

like i was a little crazy for even bringing this up well only because we were watching the only reason i thought maybe it had always been that way was because we were watching like the synchronized diving so i was like well these are bathing suits so maybe they have always been like basically that revealing well what that's okay i'm not like they're definitely a lot more like there's a lot more cheek showing, for sure. Yeah, I mean, we're talking about bathing suits the whole time, yeah. When we watched that one from like 1999. Yeah, it was definitely...

2000, the Sydney Olympics. Yeah, but at first I couldn't like... Right, 2000. They happened on even years. Yeah, typically. But like, even when we were watching that one, I was like, I'm not so sure, I'm not sure if the bathing suit is different or if women have just kind of like honed their asses more...

Which seems crazy to me. That seems crazy than me. Because there's these, the synchronized dive that we watched from Sydney, you know, 20 years ago, or 24 years ago, seemed better than the ones we were watching today. So you're going to tell me that these women are working their asses out to the point where is that wider than not as good?

Maybe that's the case. Maybe they're all working their asses out. They can't synchronize because the ass is very unpredictable. It's possible. Maybe. Maybe. Because honestly, these women, yeah, you're right, they didn't seem to have as pronounced the buttocks.

And they were more synchronized. They were more, it was the same exact thing. I don't, I think when you, it's, that's kind of like calculus. The ass is like calculus. When you start using it, I don't understand. So there's that. But you do agree with me, right? I'm not the, I mean, I'm all for it.

Women, look, these are young women who are athletes who are just, you know, young and, you know, I'm sure they're very smart. But they're like, no one accuses male athletes of being like, you know, Einstein. Yeah. They're just like, they're just guys who want to go out and party and, and, and, you know, and get women and do their sport. And this name's probably true of women. They're just trying to get guy or girls. And they're just like, well, I deal all this work.

Look at my, my, my awesome body. You know, yeah, I want to shove a thong up there. I don't care. Yeah. I'm going to hide it. Yeah. Yeah, they'd rather compete negative if they could. Right.

Because as long as, you know, that tape things that flop. No one wants to flop. It's just not aerodynamic. Mm. But I'm all for it, you know, these people, I mean, I'm not saying I want to watch it, but I mean, you know, you want to show it off. Go ahead. I mean, I'll just, I'll, I'll still be watching, you know, this old house or whatever. You know, I watch the Olympics of twice two weeks. That's it. I'm not going to start like, you know, I'm not turning to the flop channel.

Yeah, for sure. Counterpoint. I think that, uh, yeah, I mean, look, I definitely don't mind. them showing off their ass a little bit because like they're not none of them are like ugly asses right even with that aren't like the the center folds or whatever right they all have pretty great they're powerful yeah powerful ass like it's like you know what there might be variation in other features but like yeah yeah yeah they're like aesthetically pleasing well yeah i mean it's it's just it's just functional i guess unless it's ruining the sport i mean you try being that guy

I wonder if there are any other people complaining about the asses. I mean, no one wants to bring it up because they'll be accused of being like a creep like I am right now. Okay, okay, yeah, there's good complaints about Nike Olympic tracking uniforms recognize concerns over a sexism and athlete attire when the options of women runners is a body suit

that has noticeably cut high on the hips. Chris said the athlete looks uncomfortable, revealing and problematic. See, that's what I'm not saying. It does seem uncomfortable to run in a thonging like that. Probably. Yeah, you probably want to be a little looser, right? I don't know.

I mean, when your body is so tuned, maybe you want to just have nothing hanging off you. I just don't know. Yeah. I've never had this issue. I used to run a bit, five miles a day. It's not much, but, you know, I didn't want a thong. Mm-hmm. They have a picture of these revealing track suits.

Maybe they're... Can they not even show them? They're not safe for work. Yeah, they seem a bit hot. Why aren't the men wearing them? Now, I get it. I mean, but that's the thing. You want, I mean, yeah, they attract women.

Yeah, they've always, they've been wearing these kind of like bikini bottoms for a while now. Right. Oh, that's right. Yeah, they've kind of been, yeah, they've been wearing it with running too. I'm not like again, you, you're trying to get sponsorship money. It's just, you know, you wish women could watch a sport without having a turn into a purient to spoil that everybody you know women get a show yeah women like what they're looking at when

they watch lebron james or david justice remember david justy was the yankee i think i remember women that i worked would be in like david justice mm-mm or paul o'neill oh i remember i got paul o'neill's autograph one time how don't tell you do i do i not want to know so i'm a i wish you told me before the wedding in the mall. You saw it pulling out, like, wait, like a signing or you just saw him at the mall? We saw him at the mall. And my mom, I think my, one of my brothers and I were at the mall and we...

Was he just hanging out outside Victoria's Secret looking on the window? Like Richie April? He was just, he was just sadly eating a Mexican salad out of one of those taco show bowls. Really? Oh, that would be amazing. On the inverse of Trump, he's just like, this sucks. This place has the worst taco salads. What was he doing?

I think when we like, saw, I think he was already signing up. Is he working hers, Julius? My wife left me. She had a real good lawyer. He was like, in the food court. And I guess he was already, like, signing autographs. Oh, okay. Like.

But, like, but he was eating, like, you know, whatever. the Cajun bourbon chicken and whatever I have no idea I can't for the life of me remember if it was actually like an event he was or if he was I doubt he was He was doing an event at some mall's food court

But like Maybe what maybe it was like Maybe the mall manager is really dumb And he's like he just shows up like Where do you has wall me? Like oh I don't know And people start showing up And he's like they start going can we come

And like yeah yeah I came over here I mean they took forever He's trying to find his manager but as managers, like, you know, at the, at the, at the, at the sinabon. Yeah. And so he just, he just, like, started signing autographs in front of, what's, what's, what's the other Chinese place at mall food courts?

PF, P.F. Chang's? No, that's a fancier one. The one, um, there's Pantexpress, and there was another one, like, walk something, uh, I forget. Magic walk. Maybe. I don't think that was that. Look at Mall food court. Chinese food. I mean, this joke's not going to work anyway. yeah no it doesn't matter there's another one um and i liked it honestly like the food's not as good

there but there's something nice about them uh most revealing sports uniforms wow what's that it's in the right no there's nothing yeah it's just google's just trolling us now um yeah i mean look if men like honestly why doesn't lebron james were a thong for the women wouldn't i don't want it i'm just saying but like if men get this why i mean people are going to accuse me of being like you know whatever like a simp for women because i'm just saying well maybe women want to show and that's a problem in this country is getting so binary i can't give women i can't even even advocate for women getting a little eye feast what would you say to lebron james is a big banana habit playing basketball look I don't I don't think anything with like too much you know kinetic movement

yeah like running back and forth I don't think that's going to be great well they taped it down you know what I mean oh it's him all they taped them down because again the flopping the flop they flop enough if you know what I mean we don't need more flopping in the NBA but like when the gymnas when the male gymnasts are doing their thing yeah they look good they look great yeah would you rather they being banana hammocks. Yeah, that might be nice. It would. Yeah, you get to see every muscle.

I mean, I don't want it, but I mean, like, if I'm going to get to see, you know, synchronized dong one pieces, I don't know, maybe, you know, maybe you don't get a banana hammock. I appreciate your sense of justice in this, but I just don't think women, I don't think women really want that overall.

Right. It's like when you see a little bit of the chest, like that's kind of nice. What about Michael Phelps and Piss and Dumps? Is that a compromise? If you got that, because I have a feeling, you know, that we're going to lose these revealing outfits

and people are going to get pissed. I mean, you know, it's kind of, you can't go too far. You have to give a little piece of the opposition. So maybe we give women piss and dumps or some variation on that theme. Right. And then, you know, the next time they go,

why do these women wearing these revealing? Because we gave you piss and dump. Would they find that insulting, perhaps? Anyway, we should move. I mean, was there any other Olympic things? There was a, there was the, um, well, there was that, I mean, the whole fucking, that, that silver. Horse. That silver horse rider.

You really, I mean, you love horses and you hated that. I just didn't understand. I was, is, is it supposed to represent something about France? no i think i think it was just supposed to be well i don't know about the horse in general but i think oh is that supposed to be wait is that kind of supposed to be like joan of arc or something no they don't i mean they had a lot they had a lot of drag queen fashion show stuff so i'm not sure if everything has a one-to-one symbolism i think they just i think they were just very wild with with their choices apparently apparently one of the chief the football boy the chiefs their

kicker did not like the uh the drag show fashion show oh yeah didn't didn't like it this is this is not my Olympics or whatever I'm not sure why hmm we bring it up for a second sure it's right chiefs kicker drag he funny like he was actually a drag guy and like he was oh this is the same guy who was like who like gave that commencement speech oh about how women should All you graduating women should get in the kids. I'm all for speaking your mind. But I mean, can you not just be the most predictable thing in the world? I'm talking about piss and thoms.

I'm talking about, you know, revealing. I offer a wide variety of conversation. Of course, can you just not be the most predictable version of yourself? I didn't like the drag show. I'm the guy who goes to Christian commencement speeches. Oh. Of course you didn't like it Why would you like it?

Yeah Why would the Pope like I didn't if he came out and he was like I loved the drag thing We are bald The best The best thing to come to the Olympics Is piss and dumps

I just have a very camp sense of humor A guy in a wig He just does it for me Just leave the kids to have it But I love this shit My favorite movie is pink flamingo Harrison but curse To Wong Fu

Thanks for everyone Julie That's the one with Patrick Swayze Which one? Two Wong Fu What's it Wait look up two Wong Fu It's this movie where like Patrick Swayze

John Lenguizamo And one other guy But did Kurt Russell maybe Or drag queens I guess you call him And oh no Wesley Snipes Wesley Snipes is the third one And they go

They get I think their car gets shut down like breaks down in a town where they have a strawberry festival and so I don't know where the plot

I forget the plot I did see it years ago Wow this looks great actually Yeah it was interesting What's the Rotten Tomato score for this film Was it good?

48% Literally middle It's right on the line Yeah It could be terrible or it could be underappreciated genius. I mean, it's worth watching.

But I remember them being like, wait, I'm the strawberry festival. Like, what's the strawberry festival? Well, we take strawberries and we put them in, can't. That also sounded great, too. I'd love to go to a strawberry festival. But I don't remember anyone

when we're getting mad about this. That's a thing. They've been doing this for years. Oh, yeah. And like, this is the guy from Roadhouse who literally ripped a man's strod out in that film. Like, a couple years, a year or two later, a few years, whatever,

he's doing drag and no one was like, what happened your past six ways? Wesley Snipes is one of the bad, you know, he's blade.

Yeah. What happened to Wesley Snipes? No, the only thing everyone said was like, yeah, he didn't pay his taxes.

He didn't want to jail for that, right? Oh, yeah, yeah, I do remember that. He went to prison for not paying tax. He didn't go to prison

for doing drag. But anyway. What happened? Why is Britten Jones in there? Chiefs, kicker, Harrison Butler, Slams, crazy drag queen show at Olympics. God is not mocked. Well, I mean, God gets mocked all the time.

I don't know what he's talking about. God is not mocked. And God just kind of lets it happen, too. Yeah. God doesn't, I mean, he hasn't done anything to that pillar of salt nonsense. We killed that guy's wife for no reason pretty much. Because she looked at something. Like, even in the Bible.

Like, I know you're not in Ten Commandments, like you don't take the Lord's name in. but, like, was there ever, like, a story in the Bible about God, uh, uh, tearing into somebody for mocking him? Well, they made that golden calf and he's like, all right, you know what? 40 more years in the desert. So, I mean, well, that I can understand because they were actually worshiping that calf. Okay, but just mocking him?

Yeah. I don't know. I'm like, that probably it. I haven't read the Bible that closely. Yeah. In years at least. Um, I don't want to say no, but I do feel like he kind of less himself. And Jesus's whole thing was like, yeah, say whatever you want.

I'm, you know, oh, they'll call me. It's like, ah, you're a, what's the thing? Wouldn't it pilot? I mean, I don't get religious here, but didn't pilot go like, you know, they say, you know, you're something man. He's like, hey, you call me whatever you want. Call me, that's what you say. Doesn't sound like a guy who get, he was like, whatever.

At a point is, were they mocking God? Okay, let's see. Kansas City Chief's kicker, Harrison Butker, who was open about his Christian values, was shocked by the 2020. for Olympic's opening ceremony, which featured drag queens recreating Jesus Christ the last supper.

I heard conflicting things about this. So they did recreate that. I missed that part where we were watching. I think at a certain point, it was four hours long. I started fast forwarding, you know, deviarded.

And it was like, you know, this is too much stuff. Yeah. I watched like 10 minutes of the drag show, fashion show. I was like, all right.

I mean, I get it. Yeah. But I mean, I didn't realize they did do a last supper. I mean, didn't they recreate that

with like the Sopranos? Oh, the last supper has been recreated like with dogs. So many things. Yeah. I feel like I've seen a Simpsons

last summer. Yeah. Last supper. I'm pretty sure, you know, yeah, I mean, Metallica's probably done last supper. Yeah.

Because they're hacks. I really hope Metallica doesn't listen to this fuck this. Yeah, I get it. I get what you're saying. You know, if a Muslim guy, if they did something against Muhammad,

the Muslim guy said, hey, Mohammed doesn't get mocked. I mean, they have a point. They do retaliate. They make a big deal as my point. Muslims. Yeah. Yeah.

They don't let, they don't let things slide. Look, that, that's definitely true. But to be fair for the last like, you know, 30 years or so, we've been using that as like a reason to like shit all over Muslims because we're so much better.

And like, you can actually like have speech and like criticize religion in this country so well sure that's a good point yeah it's like now it's all of a sudden it's like you know but again to be fair he's not you know killing anybody yeah that's not stabbing the head of a magazine

yeah um this this chief's pitcher that's a good point where we're a criminal pitcher um but also yeah but like that's the other thing is like this is France like France France doesn't give a fuck

oh yeah France is the one who broke that rule women and then they're the ones who got stabbed for yeah so i just don't it just seems to be very like just kind of muddled they're also like they're the ones who were religious right well i guess a lot of people in our country don't really consider catholics or religion even though they started the kind of right the whole jesus thing well wasn't catholic church the first church yeah but they don't feel that way yeah they feel like it's it they hate it yeah because of Martin Luther or something or Henry the Eight they love Henry the Eight right

Cavalics no other Christians like panacotta the Baptists but didn't Henry and Henry the 8th like respond to Martin Luther's 99 theses or whatever and disagree with them well I'm not look yes but he also made the Anglican church yeah so I they just they don't like Catholics do you don't know this if we go down south don't don't I vaguely know people you're Catholic. They'll hate you. I'm not sure why. I'm not saying they'll hit you with stones.

The silver girl was Joan of Arc, by the way. Okay. Okay. Doesn't make any sense. Shouldn't she have been like, I don't know, who's she, who, who, who, who did the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, she was, she's the headless horseman. Yeah. So anyway, I don't know, good luck to the Chiefs.

I hope, I hope Taylor Swift's doing okay. Is she on the team now? Whatever. What's this? Oh, Brad. Oh, so he is on the same team as Travis Kelsey. The Chief, too. Huh.

You know, this is the only player you know. You don't even know Patrick Mahomes. All you know is Travis Kelsey. It's just weird that, like, the two, like, probably, like, most famous football players for things other than doing football right now or both on the Chiefs. I guess he might be. I mean, Aaron Rogers probably trumps this guy.

Oh, yeah, that's true. But you're not here. It's a fair point. Well, I think it's more, I don't, the question is, would this guy have gotten any traction for his Christian stuff if he wasn't on the Chiefs? They're also like, they've also won the last two Super Bowls. Right.

And Patrick Mahomes is like the current, he might become the goat quarterback of all time. Maybe not. I don't know, but he's on his way. I mean, he's the star of the league. Right. The other guy, the guy who's not dating Taylor's roof. Anyway, I barely know football, to be fair.

I'm not, don't at me. You don't need your pen of arms. What is this? Why is this we're here? So we're moving on from the Olympics, right? Did you have anything else you want to say about the Olympics? Um, I was a little inspired this time. You were you?

Yeah. I like that balloon. Right. So they basically had a bunch of old men. They gave it a hundred-year-old man a torch. Oh, right. Oh, I was so afraid he was going to drop it. I was just going to go right in his eye.

I know. I wish. And the whole tor, instead of a cauldron, which they usually do, which seems racist, the cauldron or like witches. Whatever. I mean, I'm just, am I scared of the Olympics? No. But, I mean, I don't know what they're messing with a cauldron's for.

This time they had a balloon, which I thought was very fun. and the balloon flowed into the air while Celine Dion defied her neurologist's wishes or hopes or whatever she has some kind of rare neurological disease which sounds great they made a documentary about it or something but I mean look I'm really getting sick of people being like

I mean Michael J. Fox shakes a lot yeah like I'm not saying anyone's faking it but he's not milking any he's no one could accuse him of that right and again i'm not even accusing her of doing anything but when you sound that good maybe don't lead with like oh i have a neurological yeah i wish i had that no i don't but i mean it's like it's kind of it's just kind of like you know what i'm saying you can leave me hanging you know i mean yeah i get what you're i get what you're saying because it's like because that was a great performance yeah like she was powerful i'm i don't even like

selene dion yeah and and she was great yeah and she was great yeah and And like, it's like Michael Jordan being like, oh, like, like after like his most historic game ever was a flu game. Like, damn these bones spurs.

What? Right. It's like you don't need, you don't need something pathetic to make it look impressive. We're not calling her disease pathetic. But yes, exactly. I guess this is our reward to her for overcoming.

I mean, is she going to die tomorrow? We're going to look real bad. Or pitiable. Pityable. That's fair. That's better. Yeah.

We're in the right direction. We love you, Celine. Sympathetic. I know we just said we weren't fans, but we are now. Yeah. But yeah, you don't need to tell people that. I loved my heart. We'll go on.

I'm just saying people would love, you're so talented. You just people don't want to hear that you have issues. It's like, yeah. Oh, do you? I mean, I've heard guys who couldn't sing a note whose assholes fall out of their, like they have pro-lapse rectums. because they work on, they're masons or whatever.

Not free maces. They bend over and make stone, they cement. Right. You know, they make stoops. Just saying, it's just,

you know, look, it's the burden of talent that you can't always complain of every neurological disease yet. Sure. You can. I mean,

I guess we're the only ones who aren't falling for it, though. Yeah. So you're right. So let's just move on in the Olympics before we get ourselves. Um, rich controversy. Uh, here's a new thing.

The latest generational divide is from the Wall Street Journal. The latest generational divide. What does Brat mean? Hmm. Well, there used to be Brat's dolls. I don't think that's this. I think, I think those have been canceled. Are those, were those made by the Brat?

So I think back then it meant being too sexy for a child. was they sexy I thought they were just racially problematic or whatever they call it now I remember the brats dolls wouldn't they basically

the girl's versions of homies I remember like the brats dolls being like I remember my mom being like I hate those brats why was they diverse because you thought it was like it was glorifying bad

behavior. Bad girls? What were the girls doing? Were they involved? They come with like, you know, I don't even want to say. They were like they were supposed to be kids, right? Yeah, they're supposed to be like 12 year old children, but also like they're kind of dressed up to look like, you know, they have a bunch of makeup on kind of like. Okay, but they were in revealing clothes? Sort of. Okay. You know, compared to other stuff. I guess. Yeah, they weren't, they weren't wearing like, you know, secretary outfits. Yeah. Or they weren't even dressed like, you know, Polly Pocket or I feel like they were just dressed like Cindy Lauper. if I remember bring up the brad bring up bratsdalls for a minute let's save

but leave this thing like don't don't yeah oh yeah I guess they are kind of wearing shorts some of up short skirts and yeah well I don't know yeah all right just well these are spice girls one aren't they oh no they're they kind of look like the spice girl no yeah there's no Asian spice girl but yeah yeah your point's taken your mom had a point I guess yeah why aren't they dress like they're, you know, going with a club in Jersey. Yeah. Yeah, I mean,

the instance of youth, you know, there's no reason to... Barb, I mean, Barbie, well, Barbie's also kind of... Like, Barbie's not the best, you know, you analyze it, too. Why don't they make a, like, like a San Jose O'Connor doll? You know? Yeah.

And a swimsuit. You know, it's one of those stong one pieces. It's a Supreme Court swimsuit. I mean, honestly, San Joseon O'Connor wasn't. Bring her up, please. I don't want to speak out of school, but was she good looking? Not terrible. Better than RBG, where her name was.

Let's see, yeah. Is Sandra Day O'Connor young? Not too young. That's her wedding picture. Let's see. Oh. It's not the worst. I mean, look, she looks fine.

Yeah. Whatever. What did she, pet? Did she do play? Was he versus Ferguson? It's not important that she's hot. She's a Supreme Court judge. It would be nice.

It's nice if she was, right? I'm saying. It would be better. Yeah. It's always better if you're hot. Yeah. That's the problem in this country. It's like it's like we may establish that at one point.

And then they let the, but then it went the other way. It's like, well, you got to be hot. No, it's just better if you're hot. You still got to do the work. You got to be able to judge. You know? You got to be able to judge the shit out of those cases. But, yeah, but if he got, you know, if you got nice piss and dumps,

no one's going to complain. Okay, so it was back to this brat article. When Bradley Moss saw a social media post about brats, he was confused. He eventually asked his 10-year-old daughter to explain. What's going on? This is very fake. After she finished rolling her eyes at me. Man, this guy really sounds like he hates his daughter.

Yeah. She said something along the lines of, Daddy, this just means you enjoy living your life. You don't care what anyone else thinks, said Moss 43, a national security lawyer. Wait, some guy who, like, rammed the Patriot through Congress is like, what is this brat business? Some guy, some guy who, like, when the Supreme Court or in freaking, who would have asked back then, Patrick Leahy? Patrick Gleady was like talking to Cheney and Cheney's like we have findings that say we're Berdo Gonzalez is like we have findings about why we can borderboard people to go can we see them and he's like no they're locked in the safe and you can't see him he was like this was like he was like the intern like for a bother of Berdo Gonzalez and now he's like hey hey hey daughter who I hate what's a brat What is the Wall Street Journal?

National Security lawyer. Is he the guy who's like prosecuting like Snowden or what's the quote of Julian Assange? He's trying to charge him with like. He's trying to get the death penalty for Julian Assange. He's like he's called his door. Daddy, when are you coming home? What? He's just a phone boot somehow.

He's just reading, he's got his paper folded the way old Ben used to fold their papers. I'm reading some article about Brats. Why, what does this mean? She's like that. Why aren't you home? The problem, many people don't get it. Oh, Brad, typically used to refer to someone spoiled or childish, took on a new meaning this summer after released last month of English singer Charlie XX's hyperpop album, Brad. But, I mean, we talked about this in the, in the, in the, in the, in the world.

recent past yeah i mean is everyone forgetting braddy bottoms right that's you know i'm i'm not sure exactly what makes a brady bottom or brady bottom but they always seemed very intriguing yeah but they're just they're going straight to charlie xx who i again i don't know who that is i've heard about her do you know who charlie xx is um yeah i crash my car into the bridge i wash that up But that's not her, is it? Yeah, I love it. Isn't it? I crash my car into a bridge.

That's Charlie SCX? I don't think that's Charlie XXX. Oh, no, that's iconopopoff. I'm really out of touch. Yeah. Oh, wait, no, I know. It was written by her. Oh, okay.

Well, look, isn't that so like 15 years old? Yeah, it's pretty old. I thought Charlie X-C-X was new. okay whatever uh in the chronically our line era the pop star metabolism was sped up not long after the brat came out in june 7th fans started posting pictures of lime green items such as traffic cones and matcher drinks and calling it brat coded young people you know what's really creepy to me is a 43 year old national security lawyer trying to understand the trends of youth how about you just leave it to the young yeah what are you trying to fit what

Why do you need to know? Who do you need to converse with? You need to know what brack-coded things on Instagram are or TikTok. What does this mean brack-coded? I need to know. Who is he? Who is he spending time with? You see one getting that?

Yeah. I find it very odd. You know what never occurs to me? What? To care about young people. In any way, I mean, it might help us be relevant. But it shows to show you. I mean, what was a 43-year-old natural security lawyer need to be relevant?

We should make Kump Brack-Coded. Can we, can we Brack-Cote? Yeah, Brack-Code. Everything, it's a green thing, right? Yeah. Let's make everything green. I'll make the thumbnail green. I'll just call the episode Brack-Code.

Brac-coded. I mean, I really hope this doesn't get us in trouble. Young people are sharing videos of themselves, dancing to Charlie's viral song, Apple. Some are living out there, Brad, some are in clubs. What is the definition of young people? Right. In clubs? It's like 45-year-olds.

But for many of those over 40, all right, if you're 35, you're not a young person either, so relax. You know, like, I'm a young person. I mean, there's levels to this shit. Yeah. But for many of those are over 40 or simply online less, the shifting cultural moments can be hard to decipher. Some are still working out the concepts of risk. Oropoints, lazy girl jobs, and the Jindsie heart sign. Yeah, I don't know any of that.

And you know what? I don't need to because I'm not trying to do anything with young people. And you know what I mean. Regina Walter, 63-year-old retired social worker. I love that. It's like everyone they're asking about this is in their 60s. Yeah, what is this? The Wall Street Journal, shouldn't they be reporting on, like, genocides?

You know, aren't there, like, six genocides going on in the world right now? and the Olympics. And they're like, what are these brats? So the brat hype reminded her, I'm sorry. Sorry, so the brat hype reminded her of when rude Karens became a concept several years ago, which her son had to explain to her. She said she didn't understand this week why she was hearing about brats on TV news. I was so sad when they were calling Kamala Harris, our vice president, a brat she said.

I mean, what would you rather they say? I mean, it's Karen, there's Regina Walsh. I don't know what's, what she's, what she wants the vice president to be called. Right, yeah, what direction does she go in and here? Her three-year-old son, John, told her it was a good thing. Why is John, though? What is John up to? Yeah, honestly, a 30-year-old John shouldn't know this either.

John, oh, the girls, the girls I chat with online say it's very good. How can it be a good thing? A brat is a little spoiled child. she replied. Why don't we do? This is, I don't think this is real. I don't think this,

I think this, this, this, this person wrote this article made all of these things up. Yeah. Everyone, everyone grew up in the time when they,

what do you mean? A word means something else sometimes. Yeah. What do you mean? Like, this person's old enough to. As the, as the 63 year old

Regina is saying all of these things, I just imagine her holding a knife to her. There's sons trying to get her to put it down. No, mom. Brack can be, good thing she's like flicking the knife into the neck like the after president Biden dropped out of the twilight for the race and endorsed Harris the Harris brat meme started trending Charlie posted Sunday comma is brat which we no I don't know

this is honestly I don't care if it means something else yeah stop including Kamala she's like I don't I'm not the one to call her a cop But, I mean, it does seem kind of weird, like, imagine if, like, she put you in jail for 40 years because you had a joint. And he's reading Kamala as brat. More than 300, 3,300 online articles and social posts mention the words Kamala and Brat between Sunday and Thursday, according to launch metrics, the software data and insights company. mentions of X on X of the word brats spiked on Monday

I mean again we don't why does the Wall Street Journalism needs to know this like stocks that's your thing and like and like you know pushing for like you know

supply side economics that's your thing not like understanding the young yeah this is like we're not talking about like this is not the same as like who is that guy

Um, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, this is not Abby Hoffman. This is not like, hey, what, what, you know, what's, what's this? What's this? What's this? What is this? Tasha Taylor, a 32-year-old living in Nova Scotia. You're all old. Yeah. said her 80-year-old granddad wanted to know why she kept taking photos of herself with green-colored items on the street. Because you were a loser, 32. This is, look, these are old people. Look, I'm an old person. I'm not young.

Like, 19, 70, probably it's like the old end of this, 21, maybe. You can get away with like, oh, we're going to do it, we're doing this now. 32-year-olds don't get to be like, no, I'm part of this. No, you're not. Best case, you're like, you should be going to jail. Her grandfather was going, like, why are you doing this useless shit instead of getting a job? And she turned it into, like, my granddad was confused about what the brat trend was.

He said, get out of my house, you useless whore. He's like, he's such a, he's so out of touch. Hey, stop stealing from me, you junkie. I know what you're doing. I count the nickels in the drug. Oh, my God. This is like the most, this is literally like just state propaganda.

This is like, this is what they publish instead of like, and the FBI bombed the school today. It's like, this is what they probably. Yeah, this is like, we accidentally drop staring gas on Nebraska but then you go

well they cover that no it's an article about brat she told them what the album meant to her that she can have fun and quote be messy as she goes

as she goes almost a year sober eventually he got it oh you mean when you shit your pants when I threatened to stop giving him his pills he got it He said to me, he said to me, you've been sober for a year. Why are you still shitting your pants at night? And I said, you don't get it down.

I'm a brat. And eventually he just stopped talking to me. Oh, my God. There was not. Disgusting. Retailers are trying to cash it in the moment by advertising goods that could double as brat related. Like what?

Like fucking like like like like like like like like an alibi. Vera? This is such a lame trend. No, I guarantee you either. I guarantee you, actually, young people aren't doing this. This is all just like 30-year-old women and John. Retailer, this sounds like a sting. Like, it's trying to catch, like, you know, child molesters.

Retailers are trying to cash in on the moment by our time. I have some bright green hair color to an elder flower flavored red bull in a lime green can. Who does? No one, no 19 year old is like, there's never been a trend by actual young people where it's like,

look, this color thing. Who are you the buds and the crips? You know what I mean? This is crazy. They're the only people who care about colors of things. I watched a crazy TikTok video where this guy went through like a hundred different hats.

and like baseball hats since like this hats this grips and that bloods and that was crazy um Zach Constantine a 24 year old Charlie fan said he had about

a dozen conversations in recent days explaining the brat trend to older people this is so fake nonsense how many old people does he know this is the article that came at the night did they like Oswald Chuck Kennedy this is something like

so I'm reading an article about brat but two hours before Oswald shot him Constantine chairman of the Democratic Party in Orange County, New York said people in his

working in his district and campaign staffers in state politics have asked him for a brat lesson Remember Rubicon that show Rubicon when like they put like these weird things

in the crosswood puzzles and like the trigger or like terrorist attacks. Oh, my God. That's what this feels like. The date of the next 9-11 is in here somewhere. It's like anagrammed in there somewhere. It's like a wordle.

Oh, God. Tim Kane? What's Tim Kane getting involved? This is bad. Don't I'm not, I'm canceled on our vacations. My team hung up, but this is our campaign HQ about a month ago. Now I finally know what it means. this is bad

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