Kump - Ep. 182 MAN'S BEST FRIEND

Episode Date: August 26, 2024

Ray and Lucie discuss dog burials, new Apple products, chicken wings, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week! Follow Kump on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/raykump Kump Hand Merch https://bonfire.com/store/kump/ Follow Ray on Sound Cloud https://on.soundcloud.com/QbP8

Hello and welcome to comp. Hello. Hello, Lucy. Hi. How are you out there? I'm doing pretty good. How are you? Oh, I'm great.

We are back. We are awful. I had to take a business trip to California. And I was advising on earthquake preparedness to the governor. But then he didn't, you know, I didn't know you had that kind of political access. I don't. I flew there because I just got concerned. And I basically went, like I went to Sacramento and I just started screaming in a place

where the homeless go. I wasn't, you know, one of the, um, favelas? I don't think they have favelas in Sacramento. You're thinking of Rio de Janeiro. Oh, yeah, you're right. You're right. Um, but that's neither here nor that. It was still productive.

And I feel like I made my, made my mark. Um, but we're back and I'm very excited because. So how did you convince the governor to take the earthquake seriously? He wouldn't meet with me. Oh. No, no. It was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, I flew on dime and, uh, it was, it was kind of a fail.

But yeah, we live and we learn. I'm so excited, though, because the, you know, the new Apple products, they said they're going to announce them soon, like on the September something. I just can't wait because I'm excited. I'm really, I'm very hopeful for the new Apple Watch because I keep forgetting to take my blood pressure medication. And my doctor says that if I don't take it, I'm going to, you know, die. Oh, my. And I just can't, you know, I'm hoping there's a new app. I think you can download apps, but I don't, like, you know, it's too tiny to, like, go to the app store on the watch.

So I'm really hoping they just build in something that says, like, you know, take your blood, or maybe just tells you your blood. Maybe it can fix my blood pressure. Maybe it's a thing that goes into my wrist. Yeah. That just kind of drains them in my blood. You know, it would be useful. Um, an alarm that instead of beeping off and reminding you, just simply reminding you to take your medication, something that maybe screams. Like, at a, at a, at a.

Shrieking kind of pitch. Maybe I can invent that. I could just scream about, you know, immigration on your Apple Watch. And you go, oh, yeah, why is this doing it? Oh, right, because of my blood pressure. Right. You know, that would be useful because, honestly, you get used to alarms. But that thought of, like, why is this man screaming about, you know, immigrant violence

and homeless, you know, encampments and the capital gains tax? right because oh i installed this to remind me of the blood pressure medication yeah like it has to be a little uncomfortable yeah it has to make you kind of thing like a puzzle um this would be good for regular alarms too because you need something that i'll just like infect your dreams yeah make them unpleasant right and hopefully just drive you kind of a little bit um you know because i think most successful people are troubled they i think they have uh fears or rational fears they're they're trying to you know, make up for something in their childhood, deep unconscious, you know, longings,

which I don't know if I, I don't really have. That's my problem. I'm fine. I mean, and people would argue, well, no, you're not, but, like, that's my point. It's like, the better you are in the inside, the worst your life is. The worst of a person you are,

because you're not trying to, you know, I stand up to my dad. I'm not trying to prove anything to them. I can care less. Right. I'll cook my eggs whenever I, want if you try to tell me that to cook eggs i'll tell him where they're you know where he can put it yeah you know right righteousness is punished in this world and and then but yeah because i don't

have i'm not trying to impress my dad i just i fail right constantly i i you know you really need your dad to be uh uh a psychotic force in your life you can't you can't get over psychology is the worst thing that happens in success you know who doesn't go to shrinks billionaires never they won't even it's yeah they just they just mold the world around their personality they just they just let this function profit them somehow they just yeah they just make you earn their love which they have none to give but you know it's a cycle so and speaking of which make sure you subscribe to the podcast um you know i mean if i have to to create an alarm that just screams about, you know, the carbon footprint and, you know,

the level of CO2 in the atmosphere, I will. And also about, you know, how my friends, a friend of mine, a wife of my friend, was attacked by so he might have been an immigrant, he might not have been, but, you know, but I'll just assume it was. And I'll scream about it. And I'll remind you, you know, hey, new episodes out. Wow, CO2 and immigration. That's quite a mix.

Right. You know, it's like, it's not partisan. I mean, it's, it's hyper, it's, it's very partisan in both directions. Right. You know, we'll hit all the boxes. You know, we talk about reproductive rights and also, uh, bump fights. You know, just we cover every base. And so there, and like, and it'll get, it'll get you mad.

We'll guarantee to get you mad somehow. Yeah. Um, and then so that, oh, oh, well, new episode is out. That, that's nice. treat. Yeah. It's like, it's like, it's like agitation and then reward. Yeah.

So I enjoy it. Also, the Patreon. If you, if you, if you do that, you might as well, you know, you get a notification bell. You hit subscribe and then, and then you go into Patreon if you want, Patreon. If you want, Patreon.com slash break up. You get an extra episode every week for five bucks a month. And you're like, I can't believe I forgot again to take my blood pressure medication.

I'm, I'm not going to live long. I'm not long for the world, but I can at least listen to this yelling man and his wife scream about, you know, all sorts of social issues that plague. I also, and I think he's making up these traumas that he has because he wants to get a pool. You think people don't believe it? You threaten to burn your dad's house down? No, that's fine, but that's a preexisting condition. Right. I mean, that's a problem.

It was too forceful. It was too much, it was too much of a coming of age story. I need, I needed to, I need my dad to stay on top, you know, and, and I, that's a problem. I'm not trying to, you know, I need, like, I don't know, like, I need my dad to have, like, you know, branded me with, you know, a tire iron, a hot tire iron. And you go, I can't believe he did that. I'm going to make extra clips this week I'm going to make extra episode and take my blood pressure medication

just to prove that he was wrong to burn me with that tire iron to brand me you know how great would that be I mean imagine imagine having that some kind of just such a solid thing to rail against

yeah a great origin story a great injustice well how did you get into this whole comedy podcasting milieu well funny ass You know, maybe I'll be on the Joe Rogan experience. Hey, man, if any I said, Mr. Rogan, Mr. Joe Rogan, I was burned. I was burned with a tire iron.

You feel like with a tire iron? Like, yeah, yeah, I'm familiar. Yeah, my dad shoved it in my face and ear. That's what this mark is. You know, you might have been too embarrassed to bring it up because he's over the bird mark. That's a brand with a tire iron. And that's what drives me to succeed. Because I never want to be in that place again.

I never want to be lying there with that tire iron burn, bring her away at my face. Right. I never want my dad to think for a second that he was right to do it. I need him to know he was wrong because of how good I am at this podcast. Oh man. You could win an Oscar maybe with that kind of backstory. No, daddy.

Not today. No, no burns. Maybe we should make this show instead of calling a cump. It should be called no burns today, Daddy. It's a little long. Don't burn me, Daddy. What about, yeah, because if that show, I mean, I don't know I'm plugging some other show, but the show called Don't Call Me Daddy and it's very successful.

We'll call her daddy, I mean. Oh, it's called Call her. Don't call me, Daddy. We should name it that. We should rename the podcast. Well, maybe. I was going to think, don't burn me, Daddy. But yeah.

I mean, I feel like, you know, if you were searching for Call, Call Me Daddy. pull her that, whatever it is, and you found don't burn me, Daddy, you'd click on that, right? You go, what is this? Don't burn me, Daddy. I mean, I wonder that's good for the algorithm. I mean, you're so limiting now. You can't even say, can you say burn? I mean, burn can mean multiple things.

What if I'm a burn victim? And this is a show for burn victims. Yeah. You're going to silence me? Right, you're going to stigmatize that? You're going to silence me, Apple? Apple podcast, even though I promoted your new watch that hopefully comes to a blood pressure app.

like that drains my blood i would love just drain some of my blood what's a problem if there's too much blood take some of it out you know can't get me a salve for my burn was a salve how do you say that salve oh we should we should sell specialty salves i mean now we're getting into the dangerous territory now we're getting the real huckster you know i would love to i mean would you be cool with that I feel like if you buy burn salels from me, you don't deserve. I mean, it's like, I mean, look, I would try to make them work. I would, I would put, like, vinegar in them or whatever make them work. Vinegar?

I don't know what cures burns. Do you put vinegar on your burns? Stop doing that. I don't think it's good. I think it's very acidic. I would, you know, what cures them? I don't, I mean, I think time. Time.

Mostly time. Yeah. I mean, like, ice packs and aloe. Oh, right. cold things. Cold things, and aloe, soothing things,

not acidic things typically. I'm not saying, in of itself, you know, vinegar would burn your skin, but I don't think it's going to help, you know, burn,

it's not, that's not what it's for. It's for making things tart. You know, I've heard, I've heard that burns are homeopathically treated. So we,

we could just. You've heard that they can be. Not that like if you go to the, I don't know if you go to the hospital. If it's like, burns are actually never, retreated with anything but homeopathy. Burns are actually all in your head.

It's all just, you know, emotional trauma. Well, look, maybe it's that homeopathy. It's homo something. No, it's homo-but. But they can be, I think, is the idea. Not that, like... So you put hot stuff on a hot burn. Is that what homeopathy means?

That might not be the right word. So if you break your leg, you just break it again. Anyway, my point is we should just send people just like a bucket of boiling water. So this is an interesting idea. I mean, now you, it's such a crazy idea that I'm just intrigued how we would do that. How do you send someone a bucket

of boiling water? Well, we might innovate something. Do we have like a thermos? I don't know if thermos is to stay boiling. Yeah, like a big thermos. Or do we just send them a kettle? A full electric kettle and say, plug this in first for a few minutes. The container has to be cool or they'll realize that it's just hot, that they

can just make hot water themselves to pour on their wounds. Cool or like temperature-wise or like hip? Like stylish. Hip. Yeah. Not cold. Like one of those like perfect box designs.

Right. That's all that's double. So you're looking at we're looking. Perfect cube designs. You know like something like what Steve Jobs would do. So we got to put it in that. We only had one thing that was a cube. Not everything he made was cubes.

You know? I mean, the next kid was a big failure by the one. I don't know if you watched the whole movie. But that that cube he made. did not sell well um but yeah okay so you want to make a cube that's actually a electric kettle battery power i presume you know we don't you know we're trying to go over the apple motif we don't want to like you know uh we want to be stylish so no cords coming out of it like an iron right so it's just kind of it's going to be like electrically powered i mean i feel like how much we're

going to charge it because it's going to start eating into our profits for hokom i think this is going to be a lot overhead for hokom yeah that's true usually you're trying to sell some like you know grass that you stole from your neighbor as an herb. That's a good point. We're building custom electric kettles with battery power.

It's just, he'll put boiling water on her skin. It was like, I mean, how are we going to explain this to Congress? Because he's going to,

he's going to come up. Yeah. Katie, what's the name, Katie Porter? Oh, right. Katie Porter's going to

rake us through the cold. She's a heavy woman screaming at us. Yeah, I don't want that. No, you know, it's just,

yeah, I mean, it sounds fun, but. Or Elizabeth Warren with her awful voice. I'll, I'll,

I'll yell her down. I'll just, you know, she'll shut up. But Katie Porter, I'm not sure, I would just yell at Katie Porter and she'd yell,

like, just keep, it would be like elevated screaming match. Yeah. Yeah. It'd be a real bullfight. But I'm the one who burned people

with a cube. So I feel like I would, I'd look worse. Yeah. I'm like, well, we're both yelling. But yeah,

but you, you're here for you, because you burn people. So it's like, you know, it's like, I'm, I'm elected official.

So it's like, you know, I just have a natural, thing here reason to yell you're just a man men are under attack in this country

yeah you believe that why do you feel that way that's that's just what we talked about here I wouldn't be able I just I can predict things I know I would be treated poorly because of men in that situation right I mean look I got

men have to do all the work with dates they got to take women out You got to ask them out, right? And they got, and then they got buy them dinners. Right. And then he come up with his idea. We know, it was a cube.

I mean, you actually came up with a cube idea. Well, Steve Jobs came up with a cube idea. Right. We're just kind of lifting Steve Jobs. I don't know. It just feels like men are just doing a lot of the emotional labor in this country. Mm-hmm. But women just, you know, say, buy me things.

Buy me things. Anyway, yeah. You may be right. Yeah, it could be, right? Yeah, it's one of those, it could be true. No one really knows. Uh, welcome to the show. Do we resolve what we're discussing?

Doesn't matter. We have a, are you familiar with this, uh, this, this, is, this, is, is you a dog person, by the way? I am a dog person. I love little, I love cute little dogs. Yeah. I love Labrador retrievers. All right. Yeah.

Is that it? Golden retrievers. Only retrievers. You just want dogs to fetch things for you. I mean, I think it's cool that they do that. Yeah, but I'm saying you like old, okay. Um, you know, you like all dogs. I like, uh, you just listen to a couple, it's like, you know, those are just, I love all races.

I love Chinese people, Hispanics, anyway, like, you wouldn't do that. Don't single out. It's like, you love all dogs. What about you? Are you a dog person? I'm fine with dogs. I like them. Yeah.

I'm out like, I wasn't asking that. I wasn't hope. I don't want this to become a thing where it's like, I got to live. list every dog I like. You have self-defense fantasies with regards to dogs. I just won't let a dog kill me for no reason. I refuse. I refuse to be one of these people in a movie who is like...

So if he has a good cause, who is armed, let's just say. And still let's a dog, you know, the dog jumps up 10 feet in the air. Every dog I've ever seen has been lazy. And somehow a dog is just going to jump 10 feet in the air and take away my armaments. You know? Yeah. whatever it's just a trope in a movie I feel like I would fight a dog if I had to right I do you know I don't know Jiu Jitsu but I know the basics I've seen it on TV I feel like

I you know you know I would never hurt a dog unless it was trying to like hurt you for for instance and then you grab an arm and you pull I don't know I know they're strong yeah whatever I don't get into this is this is not you you've trapped me in a situation where I'm just you know I'm not here to bring this is not my point this is not what I want to talk about I just you like dogs that there we go I do like them you like him so do I there's a story of a I'm not familiar with him he died he passed away Elaine Delon he was a French film star he worked with Godar probably Truffo I don't know who else is Louis Mal maybe who else is a French director um Renoir Benuel is he is he French he was Spanish I believe the Spanish Surrealist Or is the Argentinia I don't know

Point is he's passed away An RIP to Alain Dilan But there's a story here That he in his will Requested to be buried With his dog The only problem is that the dog Is still alive

And he knew it It's not a technicality He said Before he died this week French film icon Elaine Dilan once suggested He won't wanted his beloved sheep dog, Lubo, buried with him.

To the relief of animal lovers or in France, Lubo will be allowed to survive. Apparently, he said, well, here, I've had 50 dogs in my life, but I have a particular relationship with this one. If I die before him, I'll ask the veterinarian for us to leave together. So he definitely intended to, like, put the dog down.

That was his, that was his big ask. I mean, and everyone seems to be, like, very happy that his family is just kind of, ignoring his dying wish. I don't know what I feel. I don't feel good about this. I don't know. I don't think you should get to kill a dog

just because you're dead. Look, not everyone should. I'm not saying everyone, but you know, it's like, but this, Elaine Delon is like a film star. We don't know one because we're not French, but I mean,

if Tom Hanks wanted to be buried with Hooch from Turner and Hooch, you don't think Tom Hanks is there in that? I just think how much could you care about hooch if you don't want him to live a full life i mean how how much of a life you're gonna have without your owner you know some guy some guy doesn't even care about you doesn't even rub salves on you um when he burnt when he accidentally burns you you know that's i bet you elaine delan would

you know if he accidentally burned his dog he would rub a salve on him yeah i guess he would and so with tom hanks if he burned hooch remember turner and hooch that disgusting dog was disgusting Just slobbering everywhere I'm sick of everyone acting like every dog You know dogs There's all the beautiful dogs So when they're doing disgusting Oh you're a messy boy

It's just gotta keep sobbing everywhere So I don't want this dog slobbing on my arm It smells You know These dogs smell sometimes And people don't bathe them because they bite I had a landlord who had a messy There was one of these little little dogs

It was very hairy And it had I just thought I mean, they had this, like, it had this, like, matted hair, like dirt matted into its fur. It's fur, right?

So you go out. And, uh, one day I went, and they were coming in and out, it was just, I had, I, I rented a windowless room in their house.

But they had like, you know, it wasn't like, it's just not legal, but I'm not rat. I'm just saying, it was not a nice apartment. And,

uh, it was terrible in the summer. Tortured. Yeah. And, uh, one time I was leaving and I was, and I was trying to be nice.

And I was, like, the dog was, and I went to pet it and like it bit me and and the lady didn't even say he started like well oh no you can't why do you think we did it's so disgusting or something you know we can't we can't clean it and it's like well you know to be fair I just thought you were bet like disgusting peep like you were just you weren't like your house is not great kind of smells like I walk in half a time I was fine I didn't like I didn't think that

much of it yeah I know I mean I'm not saying I'm not judging you look at you you're messy dog but like yeah i mean you it's not like i i walked into you know uh some you know some freaking june cleaver house you know which is a woman's vacuuming constantly like oh it's a dirty ass dog no you kind of like whatever it's shit everywhere it's just kind of a weird explanation to have it's like it's like our dog is so dirty we don't want to clean it right yeah i mean it had awful it was such a nasty dog did it drop blood a little bit yeah i mean I mean, I don't think I got tested. I mean, it was years ago.

I should be fine. If it was going to do anything, it would kill me, right? Yeah, I think it'd probably, there's no way I've had rabies for eight years. Yeah. Is there? Anyway, I don't drink enough water.

They say they see you fear water when you, whatever. We'll address that later. My point is, that's a filthy dog. And I'm not going to act like it was a nice, I liked it. But no, I just feel like this. this film star why can't they just wait until the dog dies and then bury it with them because no one these things have to be finished it's a state what they call that uh probate you know you have a guy who's the executor the will and he just wants to get it done right yeah it's just let's

close the books because if you don't close the books then like i don't know maybe maybe you're like oh i got i got the i got the the paris house in the will i'm one of the kids but i mean like but until the whole will is executed, maybe nothing's final. And I'm in the pool just constantly dreading that somehow someone's going to argue some addendum to the will.

No, just finish the will. Finish the probate. Yeah. And so the dog either lives or dies. And I'm just saying, like I just feel like sometimes, like you earn, this is the problem.

I mean, this is the problem with our society is that we don't care about tradition. Yeah. And we just think old people are just, you know, they're just cooks, right? And they fought the Great War for nothing, you know? And this guy just, you know, look, he made, he entertained people for decades. Yeah. I assume.

Why can't, I feel like it would have been a nice, it would be a nice thing for him to just put the dog down at least before he dies. Yeah. And then by the time he's dead, the dog's already dead and they can be buried together. So you think if like someone's like clean, if you get like, a car accident and you know you're hemorrhaging blood and like you should have to like make arrangements while you're like trying like you're in the ICU and like before they put you down into anesthesia. You have to be like, hold on. Someone kill, kill, take my dog's life, please. Just take my dog's life away in case I die. I don't know how that works. I mean,

if you're having cancer, it's like, you're kids like crying and you're like, I can't, you can barely talk and you throw cancer and you and you go and I'm like, hell, kill the dog kill the dog what and what dad what that's dog kill the dog don't want the dog live I just I don't know how this would come up well ideally he would go look he would go to that when he was still healthy enough to oversee his dog's death and to be there with the dog okay well died when would he do this I don't know like now if that's what you want to do do it now so you think you think it's just like you so you're taking an interesting point you're like don't

just kill the dog because you died but you know if you want unless you he's he's an alternative he's a compromise just killing now it's like i don't think anyone agrees of you i think you're taking a very wild like please no sides kind of you're like you're like king solomon when he's like cut the baby and half it's like well no one wants that no one's half a baby but one woman did yeah that she really wanted to have a baby Like, no, now we're talking. Honestly, he was really lucky that that woman was not just selfish, but also crazy enough to want the baby cut an half. Yeah.

Yeah. Otherwise, it would just look bad. Yeah. Because then what, like, no, you take it. No, you take it. I also care about the baby. Well, now what do I do? Yeah.

He got one. Yeah, see, give me half the baby. There you go. You've played yourself. You played yourself, lady. So you're, so I. I say he should be allowed to take the dog with him. You say he should just, you know, as soon as he gets it home from the pound or the, or the, or the puppy store, just take, do it then.

Just never just, just, just, when, when, when, like, how long, do you do you think you should do it in case you die? Like, every week, just get a new dog and put it down in case you die. I just think if you're okay with the idea of your dog dying because you're dead, you'd probably be just as happy with like a taxidermine version of your dog. I don't know if that's true. I don't think you have to like, I think, look. You just think of the dog as an object, you know. Well, look, here's the thing. Look, we have a cat now and we took it in.

It wasn't, I mean, people, some people say they rescued a cat or a dog, but we actually rescued, it was stranded. We took it in. We didn't get it from a vet. I'm trying to say we're better than you where you didn't really rescue your dog. We were better than you. We take cats off the street. I mean, but I'm just saying, like, you're actually, oh, you, we rescued us.

You adopted it. Well, I rescued it. all right but we actually i mean then we double rescue it then whatever not trying to be better but uh and i love the cat the cat dana the cat dana scully yeah you named it that because you love the x-files we never watched it though we never watched it watch it together yeah you look at it's fun i mean i love it's good name you liked it no it's good name yeah yeah i don't i'm insecure a little bit for some reason about like people thinking i'm some x-files or I'm here for other things

I just don't have to back I can't back it up like oh did you ever see this episode No I've seen like you know episodes here and there I watch it sometimes when it was on There is at least one X-Files episode That stands out of my memory a lot Which one? The one with the little guy on the skateboard

Oh with mom the mother one Yeah Okay yeah that's the best episode Oh that's great They're all just Aren't they all just impregnating their mom So yeah it was something weird It's a weird episode yeah

everyone I mean Dana and Mulder or just a pregnant and his mom anyway so I love the cat that being said it's like

I don't know if you if you have to hold the standard of like the cat like the same way if you had a kid would you like give your life for your kid most people at least lie

and say yes right like you know I don't know why you have to die I mean how often you have to die for you I mean you jump in front of a bullet I guess it depends

it depends on if he was in if he was about that life right like am I jumping on a bullet you that you kind of you know if maybe you don't deserve it but like you kind of you were in the game you know like if you're like

if you're if you're if you live your life as like a you know you're a veterinarian let's just say and your son becomes a you know a gang boy he's in that he's about that about that life I mean should you really

I mean you're saving a lot I mean he's done awful things Yeah. Should you jump in front of a bullet to, I mean, you're saving animals. Right. Or maybe a regular doctor and even more so. See my point? Good point, yeah.

Yeah. So don't always save your kid. But, no, but like the point is, uh, I don't know if I, I don't think everyone who has a pet should have to hold themselves to the standard of like, I'll die for my pet. It's nice. It's nice to think about. Well, no, just don't order the death of your pet. Right. but I'm just saying like you're like sure but you're you're you kind of fight legally to be able to do it well yeah but like your idea that you don't actually care like if you just if you would do this then you don't really even love your cat or I think there's pet love and it's human love and it doesn't sound nice to say but there is pet and some people love pets more than humans but they're weird and they've been emotionally scarred too much in their life it is different but I also think like you don't even have to love animals that much to not kill them well I mean

we all enjoy nice the pet animals we all enjoy no obviously not the food animals we all enjoy a nice slim gym or two every day stab it to a slim gym but you know oh oh just it's not alive anymore just meat whatever just meats from isn't alive i thought they lived you don't really use slim jims no i don't slander um i can't believe we're on different sides of this yeah i think he's Like, this guy... It's intense. Yeah, you don't care about...

You don't care about film the same way I do. I think... I care about film enough to let a great actor kill anyone. I'm a film enthusiast. I'm a cinephile, perhaps. Even though I'm not familiar with Elaine DeLong, I might have seen him around. I just don't remember.

I don't even know him. What? You don't even know him. Well, I might. I mean, I'm just... It was the one thing if this was Denzel Washington. Oh, so Denza Washington is the only actor. You know, like...

Not every movie's got to be man on fire. I would still disagree with him killing his dog with it. I've seen plenty of French films. And so I've seen some Goudards. I've seen some true foes, some Louis Miles, some Rignoirs. He might have been one of those. I don't know for sure. I don't know for sure.

But, you know, it's like, whatever. The point is, but what if, like, Moldondo, whatever? You know what I'm talking about, big French Maldondo? Mel Dando Look at Moldondo French actor Right Right French actor afterwards

See if it comes up Maldon That's a different guy But you know There's a guy Jump boom Bambon Boundando The famous French actor

Roman Maldando of blue bloods Who's the guy who was in Angelo Maldando No I think it was a different name Belmont Just my most famous French actors you'll know this guy's Belmanon or Beldomon

Uh Oh wait Elaine Delam is right up there So he might be the best I know there we go Belmondo John Paul Belmando He died a few years ago I knew that guy But Elaine Delon comes up right away

So this is my point This guy should be honored a little bit I mean you If he wanted to have some calves slaughtered at his funeral um you know i would you know like sacrifice the way they would do like at the old temple in the bible would you would you wouldn't winced that would you you said that's fine if you wanted to have some you know slaughtered goats that's true i don't i don't

tend to wincet animal sacrifice yeah so i mean it's i think i think it's fine i i don't want the dog to have to go but i just feel like we're just honor a great man Look, I think you should be able to. Here's another compromise I'm willing to offer. Sure. Maybe his loved one should be able to tell him that they're going to do it. Yeah. But then just not do it.

Because it's not like he's going to wake up and pet the dog or anything. He's just going to be dead in there. Yeah. I think you should, you need, we need to leave room legally to lie to the elderly about what we'll be done with their remains, you know? Yeah. So you'll just, this will trickle down. Everyone will know and they'll resent, they'll just resent the young. and you'll never get the house

you know you won't play that game they'll start playing other games the old the old the infirmed yeah where the will all of a sudden the will is not what you thought it was that you know that's some some woman some loose woman

got the house you thought you were going to get oh yeah maybe it's tied to like the fact you have to do this or you don't get well he didn't do that's why that's why they played him because like a fool yeah but you should I'm just saying but this is going to do these stories are going to come out you know it's in the newspaper why the family

even talk about it. I don't think he should have the mouse shut. Right. Because now it's just going to be a problem for everyone. Imagine he has like a 10-year-old daughter who loves that dog. Yeah. Well, I bet, you know, she's like. How is she paying the bills?

Yeah. Good point. The guy was like, the guy was like 80 years old. So I mean, you know. Oh, Jean Reno is on there on the list of famous French actors. Oh, the, from the professional. Yeah. And other things.

You like John Renault? Would you let John Renault? bury a dog have a dog entombed alive you like you liked them in that movie with the what was that movie

where he like they're like nights you come back to life oh oh oh just visiting or something oh yeah I forget what it's called but yeah he's just a French knight whatever that means

yeah it's pretty good I never saw it I want to say it's called we're back but that's the dinosaur movie just click on genre now and see what movie let's say you find it

it's a movie it's just two nights just visiting just visit oh wait I get it right I think you did get it right yeah wow how do I even I my brain is full of these things useless names of movies I've never seen and but you know

I can't I can't remember to take my pills and medications just just drain my blood will you uh the two 2001 action comedy film an American remake of the French film Les Visitors. Why is every

remake of a movie just like Les Visitors? I don't know. Did you ever see the Gerard Des Pard de Pardue movie where he plays a like a guy on a farm with rabbits? No. What's about? I remember there's a movie called Don't Don't beg my daughter or something.

It was like it was a movie where this guy was he was upset that like boys were starting to like hate on his girl, his daughter. Mm. Um. And then played that kink that, I don't know. It was on TV when I was a kid.

Mm. You remember that? No. Whatever. I didn't know who Dr. F.R. I mean, I still don't really know who we. I know he's a famous French actor, but that's the only movie I remember him being in.

Mm. I don't remember. I mean, if I see anything he was in, I don't know. Was he in Napoleon? He cares. Cares. I cares about any of this. Um, what's going on with reproduction rights?

Um, Trump. Donald Trump? Donald Trump. Interesting. Uh, he posted. He's running for president, right? He is. He's a presidential Canada.

Yeah. For the second time. Third time. Third time, right? Yeah. Try trying to, try to be you look dumb. Uh, he posted something promoting reproductive rights, which is a little surprising. Why is that surprise? I mean, he's a guy who likes to have

kids. He's got a lot of kids. Why wouldn't he want more kids around? What's going on? No, no. He said he's for reproductive. He posted that his administration was going to be great for reproductive rights. Well, the rights to reproduce, I think he meant. Well, I think he said just reproductive rights. I think it's the game they're playing. Yeah. No, no, I agree. No, no, I don't think he's telling the truth. Well, I mean, why wouldn't he because he, I mean, technically, he didn't, like, outlaw anything, right? Technically.

I understand. I'm not being coy, but I'm just saying technically. He pointed Supreme Court judges. He did. And he said he was proud and happy that happened, right? Yeah. That Rovi Way was overturned. Yeah, yeah.

Regardless, he didn't actually vote to overturn. I mean, you just say he's a fan of state's rights. Now, I wouldn't necessarily say that. I don't know, it was, you know, but it's just like he, I think he, you got to be careful to not overplay your hand because technically, he is. he is you know he might just be like i'm just all four you know states i like the idea of delaware can make their own decisions right yeah that's true but you know but but you would counter though you would you wouldn't agree with that i think i think that they got a lot of push

back over the ivf stuff what's that is that the uh the is that superhero movie the uh in virtue in vitro fertilization oh is that one okay yeah you can hold a baby. Yeah, and they got a put a fake womb inside you? You gotta put glue inside of you. A sheep's womb. So it sticks in your uterus.

Is that like a sheep's womb? Why can they just give you a sheep's womb? Yeah. I guess I wouldn't, whatever. I mean, we drink other animals' milk. Why can't we grow babies in other animals' wombs? We should really write a paper.

Yeah. Let's say that. Look, we drink on the animals of milk. What's the problem here? I remember vaguely hearing that there is some kind of experimental research about growing fetuses and dead bodies. yeah but um yeah finally but you get some use out of them yeah i mean matt what are they dead or are we just brain dead are we keeping them alive or we literally just

i mean i don't want my baby to be born in a decomposing corpse um yeah i wouldn't want that either it's disgusting it's not a great start you ever smelled a decomposing corpse it's horrible i don't want my baby to like i mean babies get trauma because you're like you know people are afraid to have sex on when they're pregnant you know because they could poke them even though it's not usually or like you know or like they don't want to like run when they're pregnant and we're going to grow a baby in a rotting corpse

yeah that seems crazy it can't be good I mean babies do we need we really need more babies at this point I'm usually a question like whether or not these babies are so imperative right I mean if you're so baby crazy like I gotta have a baby he's like well I can grow it in this rotting dead person yeah it's fine I mean why is that like who would say yes to that

not someone who should be a mother maybe I mean I hate to say it I'm just imagining one of those testimonies where it's like we're so grateful we're so grateful to have grown our I'm so grateful for my miracle baby that was grown in a decomposing corpse my dead father

would that be a woman I guess would they just take a would they take a it might not have to be a woman that's the crazy thing are they literally just cutting open a dead body and like just shoving like a womb inside of it and not even connected to anything it just keeps it warm kind of

I know how does this help it's dead like it's dead how does that help anything it's a blood pumping why is it at that point just put it in a bag I wonder if it would require some kind of condition of being brain dead or something like Terry Scho remember Terry Chivo

yeah so you think the guy the husband who wanted to put her down or whatever pull the plug you think you know he should be hey that could they we could have grown babies inside her You animal, you monster. It might actually end up resolving a lot of these conflicts, you know.

For who? You know, just, hey, she's not staying alive. She's not coming back to life and she's not going to be totally dead. She's going to grow a baby. So you think he, like, this guy's like, my wife's not, because brain dad is like, people might not realize. I were, I worked, I've seen brains that were brain dead. Yeah.

They're soupy. Right. Like, I didn't know that before I saw one because I worked with Morgan. It's physically And before that you were kind of on the fence About the whole like Terry Shivo situation Yeah I just didn't know It seemed like well

Maybe technology can bring it back But then you see what again I'm not a doctor And I'm not I mean I remember asking the doctor But oh so like this is kind of When they say brain dead I mean

And they kind of confirmed what I was saying But again I don't want to like Don't at me if I'm if you're a biologist But it seems to me like it loses Physical structure right Yeah I don't know you can really repair it at that point Yeah how do you how do you bring

that back together. I don't think you do. I mean, unless it was like, you know, almost people start getting scanned, right? There can be a version where they scan your brain and then little robots, you know, piece of a little back together, you know, quickly. Or you would need some kind of tenant technology

where it could like unmelting ice cream cone. Yeah, that's... The unmelt the ice cream cone of your brain. Quick, invert my wife's brain. So she can live again. What have you tenants go in there and reverse my wife's brain? I mean, the fact that Christopher Nolan isn't constantly just bombarded with questions like that, it's a shame because, I mean, honestly, I've been watching Tennant again.

It's a fun movie. It doesn't really make any sense if you, you know, like the movie can make sense, but then you go, oh, this doesn't make, like, I was invert my wife's, whatever. Cause, effect comes after cause. That's just the way we see it. Yeah. Like, what? So someone's head blows up because they got hit with a, you know, you know, you got a, you

got a brick fell on it. Yeah. Oh, my exploding head caused a brick to fall off a building or penny from the Empire State building. It doesn't make any sense. Yeah. Whatever, it's a fun movie.

And, yeah, the point is, Terry Shiva would be, so you think that, you know, so in that context, I'm saying, it's soupy, is my point. There's no bringing you back. I'm a man, and I don't even like to think of it as you. I'm a husband or a woman who's brain dead.

And, like, it's not, I know, I know. In this situation, I still knew there's soup in there. Like, we're not bringing her back. Yeah. And this just seems grotesque. And I'm, I, you might as well be dead. And I'll like to start the grieving process and get over eventually if I can. And you're like, no, we're going to grow babies inside her.

We're going to grow other men's babies inside your wife. Please don't do that. Please don't grow other men's babies inside my dead wife. I can't, I can't think of a logical reason. reason, but it will hurt my feelings. It really, I just don't want that. It'll just really lay me low if you do that. I just, I don't know if I can get over that.

It's like, I'm thinking about, you know, how we use the, you know, just our banter and our little flirtations and our cuddling. And then I think about a little man's child just growing inside her. I was bad enough when that happens and they're alive. But you're just, you're just, I mean, I don't know. I don't know how to process that Yeah If the technology ever comes to fruition

I would hope you have to opt into it That seems like something they do in the Matrix Yeah You know And then like we're powering like a small You're trying to like rebuild some Damage Society Yeah we're just powering some robots air conditioning

So the servers don't get overheated Or whatever you know I get it biochem bioelectric whatever You know You know That's fine all just batteries but the idea of you my wife not you that's too painful even think about but a theoretical wife

being just being just a dead brood mare oof that's a lot but the point is so but trump he said he'd be great what is he saying here what's his case maybe let's hear him out so this is this is an article from like a conservative paper But, okay, so conservatives react to Donald Trump's post-promoting reproductive rights. The DailyWire's conservative? I've heard.

The Ben Shapiro one? Yeah. I feel like he's moderate, right? I don't know. The former president Donald Trump on Friday said that, said on social media that a future Trump administration will be great for reproductive rights, setting off various reactions online. Democrats have been laser-focused on the issue of abortion for upcoming elections, routinely claiming that pro-life laws are, responsible for hurting women and telling Americans that Trump wants to outlaw abortion in all cases, which is not Trump's position. Again, addressing the issue on Friday, Trump wrote on

truth social, my administration will be great for women and their reproductive rights. The term reproductive rights is used synonymously with abortion by Democrats. It's unclear if Trump met the same. Well, that's like, I think, look, it's a good lesson, at the very least, because reproductive rights is, you know, maybe you think it's right? that's used only by the people who want, you know, who want the option to have abortion. It makes the most logical sense, I'll grant you. Yeah.

But I mean, you know, maybe, maybe, maybe women who have too much of a monopoly on the term. Maybe. It's like saying, like, what's another kind of right you can have? You can have the right. I mean, you should have, I think you should have the right if you're a man to, like, you know, like masturbate without putting your sperm in a cup and bringing it to a sperm bank. I mean, you do have that right. Well, I think you should.

Right. Okay. I think that's, if someone trying to think that right away from me? I think that should stay a right. Sure. I'm just saying, like, in this vein, do you think, like, like, civil rights, right? Could, like, could, um, a cop, like, you know, should cops get, you know, should we focus on civil rights for cops?

Or, you know, or like, or dictators. Yeah. Or like, what other kind of rights are there? I'm just saying this is counterintuitive, but, you know, maybe, you know, if you're a Democrat, you should maybe think about using this, this, this, these techniques for your own advantage. Yeah, that's a good point. So, like, instead of being like, oh, he's lying about this, how about you, just lie, just lie back. You think it's susceptible? Do it then.

Just do, oh, this is cool now. We'll say this. It's not, it's not going to get better. No one's going to, like, you know, clean the record up. it's not like there's not going to be a time when we look back and go remember those crazy years where like we all just kind of like got really polarized and like and and and just buckled into all haunches and and fought like rabbits that's not going to you know we're all we're heading for a bruising so why not just you know just make stuff up yeah good point just like our

Daily co-founder, Jerry Boring, told Trump's pro-life legacy while deeming the reproductive rights post Trump's worst statement since his first... Wait, what? Read this for me? Daily Wire co-founder, Jeremy Boring, noted Trump's pro-life legacy while deeming the reproductive rights post Trump's worst statement since he first launched his campaign in 2015. So this guy is so anti-reproductive rights that he won't even get on board with the rebranding. Right. I don't want any confusion. Like, we don't want women that have rights.

No, these guys are not the most liberal guys. No. These daily wire boys. No, but it's interesting to see a conservative perspective on it because it's like, you know, like I know what a Democrat would say about that post. Yeah, it's just twisting words or whatever. Yeah. No, he's like, don't, don't, it's like, hey, we don't, we don't want anyone to, don't get twisted. I don't want war.

Like, I don't say that. To be fair, he's probably right. It probably is too confusing politically to start saying, I'm a reproductive right. and saying like what my version is good because it's like then if anyone who agrees with that we'll just like vote for common hearts. Do you think Trump is secretly turning? I think it would be really funny

if he got elected again and became a Democrat and became like the most progressive Democrat and I mean I never thought look I could be wrong. People would say there's you know point holes in this but you know I think he was a Democrat for many years and I just thought like when he got

if he got elected I'm like probably just like well I thought thought the smartest thing would be, I'm probably wrong about this even on the cynical level, to just, like, just become, like, a centrist and, like, get a bunch of stuff passed. Right. And people will like you because he wants to be liked, right? Yeah. But he ended up just becoming a really, you know, very conservative, and then people liked him for that.

Right. So, I mean, you know, he's just a likable. He's just a likable guy. He really should have been, like, you know, on a Today Show. Yeah. They should have given him a today show. And I don't mean, I'm not only these people who are like. Oh, that would have been great.

I mean, they would have loved it because I'm just saying, like, they, they, they, they, people go oh if you didn't cancel the apprentice or whatever did they cancel it i'm not even sure but people go oh he would have uh you know he would have uh but i'm not something i'm not saying in that vein we're like oh he wouldn't have been president i mean i i think as the president he should be headed today show yeah if he gets elected they should also give them this i think the president of the united states is hosted today show i think you should like from the white house lawn they should let people on the white house lawn and then it's like with signs and like Like, what are you doing?

Yeah, they, you've watched the West Wing. It's like, oh, the president's got so much to do. Most of that crap doesn't need to be done. Right. You're meeting with veterans, whatever. Me, you know, that's the vice president's for, or a general. Give him a general. Veterans are like, you know, I mean, oh, you, oh, you won the battle of the bulge.

You know, I'm sorry, I got to be on the air, you know, sorry. I got makeup. What do you? I mean, oh, he's got to meet with NORAD, the Pentagon. Yeah, the president should never be, should never have to hand out medals. the president the whole like join chief like oh he's the commander in chief that should only be like for bomb like nuclear bombs the reason we have generals it's not like the president's doing war plans they're deciding to go to war all right they decided to go to the war but the idea that he's the head of the army is kind of crazy to me

it's like just because you decide to go to the war doesn't mean you're the head of the army technically it does but I think it's crazy I think we stripped the president of that right like he's like the queen The queen can probably, England can probably say, don't go to war or not. Maybe not. She's just dead. Yeah. But what do you think? Maybe we should split it up into two.

Yeah, maybe we should split the president up into two roles, a commander in chief and a queen. Okay. And only queens. Is the president always a man? And the commander in chief will, you know, yeah, we, you know. The commander chief has to be a man, but the queen is also there. Yeah. And they split up duty.

Queen just does the stuff on TV. Mm-hmm. Yeah, and does... Post the Today Show. Yeah, like, does, like, Apple Pie tutorials on TikTok. Apple Pie? Having an Apple Pie again. It's like, this time we're using sour cream.

Like, get lost. Yeah. And then the other guy is just bombing Yemen or something. I don't know. Why would that be better? I don't think it would be worse. Well, we're already, I mean... Yeah.

Well, how would it mean... make it better because we're already doing awful stuff with the military can't say for sure it would make it better do you think he would go more or less or more if your only job is go more yeah i mean we already go to war plenty yeah imagine if that was your only job like i was just twiddling your thumbs otherwise yeah they only want you make an apple pie too that's the queen's job i don't i have a different recipe though it's a hungarian recipe my grandma we're sorry you go invade go invade Belize you want that's your job but you're above don't worry you're above the law but we just don't want to hear from you yeah I mean unless you're invading

unless you know you're showing us the spoils of war this is this is a this is a pot from the museum that we bombed you know a little pottery that's cool maybe you can have an antiques road show kind of thing we can talk about that we can talk about that we can't do like an antiques war show of like war relics from the wars you start pieces of great artifacts you can't be on today's show it's structures that you've bombed yeah yeah i think the president should be more into that stuff they should have war trophies like it shouldn't it shouldn't even be something you like you should be forced to show war like it's like we the people deserve to see a little like it's like we the people deserve to see a little like

It's like bread and circus. The people deserve a little bit of entertainment. Now, you might have, even we accidentally attacked like something, you know, like if we accidentally, like when we accidentally blew up that pharmaceutical factory, supposedly, with Clinton. Saudi Arabia? Yeah, man. I don't know.

It was during the Clinton administration. But they should have had to, he's got like, you know, melted bottles of, you know, Prozac, whatever. Oh, yeah, that'd be great. He's like, uh, this is awkward. I know usually we make it look like we're fighting a righteous war but we didn't have time for this

there's an accident but I still have to legally have to show you these spoils of war you know it would just be humble it would be humbling experience yeah how often do you think it should happen every time every

oh like if there's a war I think every day the president should have to show some remnants or once a week maybe once a week like you know could he ever show like is this is it is it a family friendly antique show or is it like could he show the body i think i know you're asking can can can this show also double as like where you air like the hanging of saddam hussein right yeah sure yeah yeah i mean it's not

technically an antique but i think we'll bend the rules a little bit it's in the spirit of the show yeah do you think it's like one that it'll come up in the pitch meeting we're also sometimes hang war criminals who we deem who we deem to be war criminals what's is i thought we were doing an antiques road show thing well there was a jumping off point maybe at some point their body is gonna get stuff maybe maybe the stuff their body and that's the antique oh like taxes so now this seems to be awful it seems to be worse like now we're taxiderming people just to fill air time why do we split these two people up in the first place he's president and his queen what's the doing one just doing apple pie yeah she's talking to michel obama on the today show you think by the time

we get this going michel obama will still be popular she might be the queen oh wow you know i didn't i've always said she should have run for president not because she's like qualified i don't get don't people get some twists sometimes he's comment ah you think michel obama's qualified i think anyone's qualified yeah first of all anyone but whatever but who cares she's charismatic and uh you just mean she could win yeah look i just started like why don't they run her yeah the difference what's the difference for all i know she's she's she's a she's she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a marine i don't know tell me she's not is she probably not right but i don't know for sure if you bet me a thousand dollars i wouldn't take the bet um do you think if she was

do you think if people would have a different opinion of the obama if she was i think more women should go to war when they marry political candidates. Like, it just seems more like, especially the Democrats. They need that. They need to be able to go, look, my wife defended this country. She put it all in the line for you, slops. Every president should have to make his wife do military exercises. Yeah.

Just show, like, you know. In the Rose Garden. Yeah, just show off your wife's war trophies. Yeah. And, like, just pictures of her. Like, you know, I mean, like, imagine, like, Ron, I mean, you can work for Republicans, too. Imagine Rhonda Santos was married to that woman

Lindy England Remember Lindy England She was from the Abergrave thing Yeah I mean he could have been like My wife, my wife Lindy England She gave

She put it all in the line For this country No one So who cares It was weird How I eat a sandwich You know Yes I'm awkward at diners

Why I don't go to diners I'm a ghoul But my wife is Lily England So let me be president please I think that would be splendid um anyway this says social worker jailed what is that what is that story a social worker was jailed social worker oh school worker jailed for stealing chicken wings worth 1.5 million that's a fun story this is a fun thing to wrap it up on I mean so how does this happen I mean are these like

how many chicken wings amounts are 1.5 that's a lot chicken wings are not expensive I mean they're They're not cheap, I guess. Yeah, so how many, I mean. Let's see. A school worker's been in jailed for nine years, nine years after stealing 1.5 million worth of chicken wings. That's correct. Look, how many chicken, we'll figure out in a second. But think about this.

How badly is your school wrong that you didn't notice that $1.5 million worth of chicken wings? We got missing, right? Yeah. Or kids just not eating? I imagine. they were still getting their food. So 1.5 million X, well, let's read this. Vera Lindell's long, year-long heist, one year, that's it.

Of the flightless birds, the heist of the flightless birds soared to 11,000 cases of the, wait, hold on, read that for me? Am I crazy? Am I having a stroke? Vera Littles, year-long heist of the flightless birds soared to 11,000 cases of the wings. They just get kids right out of, like, you know, trade school

to be journalists and, like, natural journalists. I guess this is not this is not a paper of record maybe news that's sky I'm just saying that's real bad writing I'll I'll just say it yeah you're a bad writer of the flightless bird that's what are you doing anyway she's like I need to find a way of describing chickens without saying chickens yeah just don't use because the first draft the first draft she just said chicken 68 times and the editor was like can you maybe just changed word chicken you know, poultry sometimes. And the flame was burned.

Jesus, great. So, 11,000 cases of the wings, which were meant for students during the height of the COVID pandemic. The 68-year-old started the scheme in July 2020 and was not found out until a business manager at her school near Chicago found that food costs were 300 grand over budget during a routine audit. I mean, this is good for her. People are like, oh, you know, this is a problem.

country it's like it just could you put me someone in charge of a school right you start a school and there's a bunch of money it comes in the school tax money whatever money from the government i think mostly property tax money right so most districts are and it's like your first thing it would be like how do we verify is money is not just getting you know then it's not just taking out of the bank account and no one does need that would be the first thing i did hey we need like 500 grand i mean you Maybe it's probably, every school's probably like, it's probably 15 million. Yeah. We need 50 million for the school.

$50 million. Okay, I got a receipt. Can we look over what you're doing? They're just giving it to her. They don't give a shit. All right. Little bought up a huge amount of food and used a school cargo van to pick it up. Students never saw a single wing.

Schools were closed at the time because of the pandemic, but the district was still selling out meal kits to pupils who were learning remotely. Wow. whatever um she's had a nine-year jail sentence i mean i just can't be on her no i mean you can't the integrity card can't be what we play oh she you know it's like if you get away with this fine oh the integrity it's like you know look at the war where's a little you know you don't think people stealing chicken wings during the wars let me put her in jail she goes i'm not saying take her out of jail but i mean i'm not going to get mad about it i kind of want to know how She was, like, was she, like, fencing them?

Yeah, who she's selling them to? That's a great point. Hey, I got a line in some chicken wings. Probably some local bar, I imagine. I mean, is that what? I mean, maybe I have no way, I'm not a business guy. Maybe, maybe these bars, these scummy bars that we go to that we might get chicken wings at. I never thought their budget would be a million five a year.

How much you spent a year on chicken wings? A million five. I can't feed my kids. crazy um do you think she should do you do you think that sentence is too light I think it's too harsh I think she could she got in life in jail life in jail really well I just I feel like

sometimes our show is accused of being too uh you know not you know fence sitting or or we don't take a stand light on crime yeah light on crime or true light on crime I say put her in jail forever I say I say I say make a girl of Siberia I'm fucking I'm making an example of her I'm thinking of that Wow now excuse me

Now excuse me what you're gonna say what you say I can't fucking Put a book out of her You're done You're fucked up You're gonna spend the rest of your life in jail Because you stole the wing I mean honestly it's a 1.5

It's a lot of wings I mean It's the productive value I mean It's pretty scummy I gotta say it's stealing from Yeah well I mean the stealing from kids thing It's one I think the kids probably got food I think it's just bad accounting

and she stole money from the taxpayers Right It's like oh you stole from kids I stole from their parents Let's get it They still fed the kids They still got some pizza bagels Yeah

Yeah so I gave some other bad food I mean honestly why wasn't anyone going Like chicken wings can't be the most efficient way to feed kids You know if they need us to send kids I'm not judging them But, like, this is, we're setting food to their home, right? We imagine it's like, oh, they're not the best provided, whatever, it's, it's, you know, lower income, whatever you would call that. I'm just saying, like, is the most efficient way to feed these kids chicken wings?

They're very expensive for the amount of calories and protein food you get. Yeah. Maybe, you know, can we just give them a thigh. It'll probably be a lot cheaper to give them thighs. They like the wings, though, because these kids are, you know. Tender. Yeah, I guess they are tender. They're delicious.

No, no, you can get a lot out of a tender. Oh, sure. A chicken tender. Why not just like a protein mash? Give them weigh protein. Yeah. Let them bulk up. Give them some way, way isolate, mix it with some water.

Everyone gets a shaker. And then we wouldn't have these problems. Teach these kids how to lift. You know, I don't think chicken wings have that much protein. Anyway, thanks so much for tuning into the show. Thank you. anything else wanted to add um should we start like a website

to get the you know petition more jail time for this woman because I feel like that could get in the news that could help to show the algorithm perhaps yeah we could be the crazy podcast we're that crazy podcast that tries to give criminals you know more jail time but only elderly criminals

because like I feel like it's it wouldn't matter to her like she'll probably you know she's 68 yeah it's got nine years like what's the odds that she lives I mean jail's not great place to live so i mean like oh you get 30 more years it probably won't matter so it's a victim it's a victim it's a victimless uh hysteria yeah whatever uh don't forget like and subscribe we should be because this is great like and subscribe the notification bell that's what's all about that's what life is about you ring that bell you know the navy seals if you ring the bell it means you quit.

Right. But in the rest of life, it's the best thing ever. Are you getting them from G.I.J. No, I didn't see them in movies. I've seen other things about them, though. Did you watch G.I.J.? There's a dramatic sequence in G.I.J.

Does she ring the bell? I don't think she rings the bell, but she, I think she almost rings the bell. I feel like if you're about to ring the bell and you don't, if I was a drill sergeant, you'd be like, you might as well just ring it. I've lost faith.

I mean, I've lost faith. I mean, you almost did, but you didn't. Like, yeah. We're like the best of the best You can't be like thinking about ringing them You could have thought about it But I mean the fact I imagine there's a scene where she's like slow motion

Like she's put her arm there and she takes it away I would I would be like Get out Get out I'd come over and ring it for her No you're wrong it No I didn't I decided not to

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