Kump - Ep. 187 DON'T BURN ME DADDY

Episode Date: October 7, 2024

Ray and Lucie discuss Kamala on Call Her Daddy, The Menendez brothers, a blind governor attacked, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week! Follow Kump on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/raykump Kump Hand Merch https://bonfire.com/store/kump/ Follow Ray on Sound Cloud https://on.soundcloud.com/QbP8

Hello and welcome to Kamp. What's up, baby? Hello, hello, how are you? I'm trying out a new thing. Thanks, that's Lucy, uh, and she's coming one of the new, a new intro there. Yeah. Hello, what's up?

Nice. I was thinking of that instead of hello from now on. Sure, that could be your thing if you want. Hey, baby. Yeah. And you could, like, doing little, like, gunshots with your fingers. Yeah. Yeah.

That could be, that could be, I mean, I think I rejuvenate, you're rejuvenated because I finally, you know, there's a painting behind you. It's a copy. And if you know what it is, I'm not going to talk. I don't want to be sued by the dead, the dead painter who made it. but you know you can buy these things off of places like amazon for dirt cheap and no one knows the wiser but they but i guess they but the day we switched over to this new studio which was what like six months ago longer uh someone was like hey cool painting but it's upside down

and i i saw it just you know i saw that comment and i didn't i deliberately didn't turn it over just out of i don't know what that is so well now i'm not going to turn it I wasn't mad at the guy It was actually like Oh fair I didn't look I didn't think it mattered It's kind of an abstract painting Yeah

I think it's kind of arrogant Of the painter to say One side is up or down I bet you to be fair He wouldn't have I just probably decide he showed But like if you said to him Hey can I turn left side down

Like do whatever you want Look at it Does it look like I care I'm a much mesh mesh mesh crap I mean it's good I like Candid Oh good is Candidsky You don't sue us now

But you know I don't know much about him Is he Russian but he paints good paintings. But, you know, it's not quite a Pollock, you know. Pollock would just literally, like, spit paint. He would put paint in his mouth, spit it onto the canvas, charge it $50,000, and then go meet with the CIA handler at a deli

and get, you know, get more cash from him and, like, I don't know, disgust torture. How is the whole Pollack's CIA relationship? relationship supposed to work? Like, was he supposed to, was the idea that he's, like, kind of, like, attacking the minds of the American population? Well, yeah, I mean, yeah, I think this, when the people of America, or at least the intelligentsia or whatever, are put into a position where they're just a bunch of drooling

buffoons who can't tell up from down, left from right, when, you know, their entire semblance of quality, you know, discernment and quality and ability to, you know, to, you comprehend the world or articulate, you know, what's in it, uh, is compromised. That's good for the CIA. Um, so yeah, that's kind of like, you just, just make a much of slob to you think Pollock is art, you know, you'd rather, I'd rather watch Ed Harris paint the canvas than the actual Jackson Pollock. And he played Pollock in that movie, but only Ed Harris went movie Gone, Baby Gone, where he's just

like, you'll thank you from Boston, but I was actually, I came here, you're 25 and I'm, I've been here for 25 years because I'm 50 so I'm actually more from Boston than you I like that movie I'm not trying to take a shot Ben Affleck but you know I mean some of those moments make me cringe so I like it Harris in general Harris is a great actor yeah but that was a real

weird weird moment anyway that's not like a boy that was not like I was doing a Boston accent I don't know to be fair he didn't either I don't he was pretty Boston yeah okay yeah I mean I don't think it was as good as his Boston accent but I'm not paid for that.

I'm not paid to be an actor like him. Look, I think you're just cursed to like whatever accent, whatever impression, whatever thing you do with your voice. Whatever I do with my life, it's awful. That's what you're saying. Whatever I choose to do in any moment is not good. I'm cursed with that, that, you know, the comp curse where it's like everything I try to do

just isn't any good. Well put, Lucy. Thank you. Um, we saw, you know, we, you know, last week, we, uh, speaking of art and art that's controversial. Mm-hmm. And art that pushes the boundaries. Sure, pushes it in. Um, we saw the movie we discussed last week, uh, Megalopoulos.

And I got to be honest of you. I know, I said that, you know, we should give Koblo a chance and that, you know, even if it's not the best thing, you know, support, just stop taking shots to the guy. I got to be honest of you, it's a magnificent film. So yeah, a little thing there. I didn't want to build it up. I don't want to take too long to do the whole, you know, rope a dope.

What do you call that? Not rope a dope, but the... Teasing the... Whatever it is. Why, how can we both go blank at the same time with everything? How can you never fill my gaps in? Teasing the tiger.

It's not teasing the tiger. There's not a thing. That's never been a thing. Teasing the tiger is like some kind of anti-like Chinese army propaganda or something. like there's like some guys in the state department in the 50s going you don't want to tease the tiger with china you know they're formidable you know they may not be they may not be industrialized yet but uh but but uh mao's army is quite formidable in the mountains don't tease the tiger president eisenhower something like that you know um and i'm not you know if you guys take take it up with him or the state department i don't know what type you know these is the cultural significance of tigers are Tony of the Tiger, whatever.

I don't care. I'm sick. I'm not playing your games anymore. You won't games. You spend any other games. All right? I'm not getting paid enough to care about, you know, pronouns or pro-sumer audio gear. I'm not, you know, what is this?

Yeah, nobody gets paid enough to use pronouns. Some people do. If I was going to pay Ted Cople money. If I was hosting, you know, if I was David Muir, I don't, I would, I would, I would give up all my morals just to be the guy in the nightly news. Oh, here's what happened in Israel today. Let me get a, let me get an apartment with a nice window. A nice window? I'm just saying, I love a window.

You want to see out into the world? I would just love a window that's not like covered in like, you know, just window scum and isn't like broken on the hinge so I could open it properly. anyway it's megalopolis I thought it was a great movie you seem to really love it I look it's all right if you go see it

look the guy made apocalypse now and the godfather you know and I'm telling you it's worth it I don't know where we want at this idea that like yeah I mean you know like all of a sudden I mean a lot of people who were good or no longer good

no one seems to be of quality anymore so I get I kind of get it but I'm telling me it's worth checking out it's a good movie it's weird as hell um some a lot of it seems like it is very bad but if you if you pay attention there's no way and look there's no way everything in that film is consistently as weirdly bad as it is on by accident there's something going on i don't not pretending to understand everything i'm at one of these liars in film youtube on movie youtube who just lies when they have nothing else to say and trying to find the significance of a film.

They're liars. What are we watching was cinema sticks? How about cinnamon sticks while you're at? Why don't you talk about cinnamon sticks? Cinema sticks. What is this crap? Nothing's real. Just go watch the movie.

Have something to say at Thanksgiving when your stupid stepfather ask you how your frigging car stereo business is going. Or, you know, if you've, you know, if you've, you know, what happened with your trial with that girl, you know, that said those things about you, have something to transition with instead of just being like, I don't want to talk about it. Just bring up Megalopoulos and how interesting it was. But John Voigt with a little bow and arrow. Spoiler alert.

You know what I admire about you? Yes. You seem fiercely loyal to the people who have entertained you over the years. You know, Francis Ford Coppola made your favorite. film? Yeah, well, sure. Apocalypse now is your favorite film. I don't like to, like, I'm at five, so I don't like to have a favorite film, but yes, if I did have one, I had to pick that.

I mean, it goes, I'm not trying to be, you know, a dick to you. Yeah. But I am very much don't like the idea. I have a favorite. I mean, but, you know, I work in tiers, you know, I have tier lists. Everyone on YouTube, by the way, has these tier lists with these, if anything, the best, The best cable management equipment tier list video I was watching that the other day

with the ABCD-E-S tier. You've seen them. They're in everything now. Used to be in action figures. Now it's cable management. Because I've been getting to cable management lately. Oh, yeah, you've been getting deep into that. But my point is, that's a little fad.

But I've been into the kids for years. My brain works in tears. But yes, it's my favorite film. And you don't like, you don't like seeing these little punks going aftercold. I first of all see the movie first second of all like you know do something with your life I failed at making movies but you know I don't go running my mouth anymore because I tried I realized I wasn't you know even if I was good I wasn't good even if I could have been good

I wasn't these guys I mean you watch their movies they're all trash there's no humility to these people I'm not saying you can't say a movie's bad but I mean there's a level to this shit. And you're all, and you guys like, you know, you break down like, you know, you make the 15,000 video on Pulp Fiction, and you point out, you know, the significance of like, you know, of whatever, you know,

oh, why did she do this thing with the squares, that non-diagenic? You will be a put against the wall. All right? No more. This is, this culture is shot. We can't even watch a weird

movie like Megalopoulos and go, wasn't that interesting? I mean, at no point in that film was I not engaged. Maybe small pockets towards the last two thirds, but only small pockets of it. And then I mean, like, very engaged. I mean, I'm still engaged, but not, maybe I was very engaged for a lot

of it. Um, so it's not, I mean, is it good or bad? I don't know what he was going. It's bizarre. It's a work of, of, it's a, it's a, it's a puzzling work of art you know it's a

what's another word for puzzling it's a scrabbling work of art it's a boggle you know what I liked about the movie yes that I think got some critics what's your opinion no yeah I want you don't just give me one thing you have the floor Lucy I like the costumes

it's a great point and I like I like I actually liked that it was kind of a weird like Roman American hybrid yes I thought that was I thought that was cool. Yeah. People seemed to, like, not really like that it was that. Sure.

They wanted it to be another movie. That's a great point, and I forgot about that whole element of it. And at first, it seemed very clunky, but I kind of liked it. Yeah. At first, I didn't. At first, I had seen ham-fisted, and I can't really argue that it wasn't at any point. But there was something, I think around the time when they're in the Madison Square Garden Coliseum, whatever the hell it is.

and it's a very long and a sequence. I don't know. It just kind of works in a weird way. The same way you listen to what's something weird. What's a weird? Like a Frank Zappa? I never really like Zappa that much.

He's fine. Tool? Tool's weird. I love tool. I love Stink fist. That's a good song. That's great. That's their big song.

What's one of the big songs? I don't really remember tool songs i just remember tool sounds you love i'm gonna play a stink fist later okay you know love it we can't play here we'll be we'll be we'll be crucified like christ we put well anyway but you go on i want costumes yeah costumes a top notch but i like it when uh i like it when tool goes like like like chukch like like like i love it i like when they make those kinds of sounds oh just like strange yeah if you like if you like strange when tool does then you will love megalopolis i i make that i that guarantee it

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But you have to play my, here's to play my game. games he's a he's a he's a lame jigsaw every day is everything every day is non-consequential Halloween with mr. beast and 50 million subscribers that's fine I don't care I'm not splitting Adam here I didn't do that I didn't go I didn't go fucking oh he also gave them a lot he gave him all this stuff okay care I just care good he's a good guy and I'm not a good guy I care go to hell Mr. Beast

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Megalapolis. I like the part where you're looking at an ultrasound of this woman's baby and then the ultrasound turns into like three people in a grave somewhere.

I've never seen anything like that in film ever, ever. That was pretty cool. Yeah, I mean, crazy stuff like that. Weird stuff. And like, is it all good?

No. Probably not. But it's going for something. Yeah, look, there's moments where it's a little bit self-indulgent. There's moments where it's like, you know, this guy

clearly just like being able to afford all these big actors and make them say like two lines in a weird way yeah you know jason jason schwartzman just in the background was nephew yeah hey hey he scumbag nephew come over here yeah he's his nephew right oh wait schwartzman is francis ford copel his nephew his mom is talia shire well i don't know what that means you're wagrian oh okay uh wow that's crazy i never knew that yeah you know the woman from rockies I know what else in the godfather? She was in the godfather. She was a sister in the godfather.

That's right. Yeah. When crazy James Kahn's biting her husband's hand or something. It bites his own hand. I forget. There's a trash can in her husband. I'd love to be in the mafia so much. I mean, honestly, I used to look down on the mom, but I never, not anymore.

I joined the second. If they agreed to make me a maid man. Wait, wait, wait. But that's like what their top guys got. Yeah. Don't you have to, like, put in a lot of work before that, before they offer you that? Well, I'm not, like, I'm not going to go, like, just do it on spec. I'm not going to, like, do the worst things in the world on spec.

I mean, I still don't agree with that. I feel like, you know, if you're going to make an offer, to me, like, you know, we'll make, we'll make you a maid man. Right. Then, yeah, yeah, we can talk. But, yeah, I don't agree with just, you know, going on murder mayhem spree for 10 years and going, and hopefully they open the books. You know, I'm like, I'm not, I don't, you know, that's how you get ahead in the world. I also didn't I also didn't I did that with school too I wasn't gonna learn calculus on spec

and look where I am now I'm trying to start a fight with Mr. Beast You wouldn't even run a little like just a little Some drugs or something for them Oh sure sure yeah Well that's good I'll sell whatever you want kids I'll just open a drugs

A little cocaine store right outside of a grade school Whatever I don't think they do that though officially I don't think it's your way in I mean I know I know like it's a lot of hypocrisy But I mean like that's what brought down Henry Hill That he was selling drugs And then they didn't like that

Just you know You get caught And it's just a hundred years for drugs Right Why didn't you just give him a hundred Why didn't the federal government just like Figure that out and just say hey Why don't we just give him a lot of crime time

For other crimes You know it's like well drugs you get this much time And it's a broke up the mafia because the idea was that you know no it's okay you know everyone's cool we're doing 10 years you know and not ratin but 20 is too much we're 30 you know when judges are sentencing people they should use the term crime time more often you get 20 30 years of crown time but like you know but look I get it at a certain point it does suck but I mean those guys and good fellas when they're eating the eating the pasta and the sauce and the garlic and they got the cheese

and the bread and the pills. You know, that's fun for a few years. Everyone, every guy in the world looks at that movie. I'd love to be in that room with those old men just eating cheese and bread and wine and selling pills to guards. That's true. Love nothing more than that, but not.

Men do romanticize that sequence in Goodfellas. Yeah, well, I remember a guy I used to know, like, learned to slice his garlic with a razor blade because he saw it in Goodfellas. But that guy put too much garlic in. That wasn't, the guy wasn't an example. Also, the hard, the hard, It seems nice, but deep down, men like that scene because it's comforting because when they think about prison, they're afraid of getting, you know, it's a mixture of actual fear in Gay Panic.

Right. They're just afraid of getting, you know, ard in their, in their sea. Male heaven is a prison where you don't get graped. Yeah. We don't get Mario Brothers. Mario Brothers. But honestly, it's like, you know. you ever eat too much garlic and try to go to sleep nightmare literally really you get garlic nightmares

too much sure damn i should i kind of want to try that now you uh go eat 16 pounds of pasta with garlic on and tell me how how good you feel these guys just pounding pasta in prison what are we even talking about i don't know i mean what is that the most iconic scene in film history just a bunch of people guys i mean honestly it might be. That really is about the past supposedly. One of those movies is about the past and really about the future. That's the future

everyone wants. Just you and a bunch of old men just eating pasta in a cell and a slightly nicer. That's what America is. Just getting a slightly... Just selling pills and maiming everyone. Just selling pills to each other so you get a slightly nicer prison cell where you can eat some pasta with a bunch of old men that really is the american dream that is america in

twenty twenty four just just doing doing whatever it takes just to get a slightly nicer cell you can eat some we can smuggle cheese in with a bunch of 90 year olds everyone's old everyone in mega the one critique of megalopas i will give everyone's goddamn old as shit everyone in everything is looking old as shit now 4k tv i got to say 4K Aubrey Plaza is not is not a great You know, I mean, she's like, you know No one needs

No one needs your pet HD Aubrey Plaza, great. Yeah, everyone should have stayed in the HD. I don't know who wants this 4K thing. You watch the boy, that's star, everyone's got like salamander skin. The boy, you know, starlight from the boys. She was like a gorgeous girl, right?

She was beautiful, just angelic almost. And then like three years in, she had like, I mean, I don't know what she would have look like otherwise. Maybe it would have been worse, but she looks like she has so much surgery done to her face that like, don't shame her. No, I will. I'll shame her. I'll shame us. Oh, America. What are we doing? I just want to shame the technology. It's for what I'm saying. Why are we pushing 4K? Yeah. I mean, look, if you give me it, you get, I have a TV. You could go on Amazon like 400 bucks. You have 65 inch TVs. I'm going to say no.

I'm going to say no. I mean, of course I won't say no. Right, right. I wasn't looking for one. 65 inch. That seems too big. It is too big. My apartment's way too small for this TV.

But we got it because it's cheap and we need the new TV. And now we have it. And you can't go not 4K when you have that big of TV. It's got to be 4K. Otherwise, everything looks like shit. That's a paradox now. Because it looks like shit if you don't have 4K because it's all fuzzy. And if you do, everyone's ugly.

yeah which one do you choose the gun that's what's the bullet then uh um so that's america my new thing is to keep trying to declare things in america just try really try i'm trying to capture the culture anything else to add about megalophos um i thought the part where they pull the blanket off of what's it was the old man again John Voigt John Voight right where they pull the blanket off of John Voight and he has the little little bow and out arrow it's amazing it's amazing I'm gonna look Francis I'll call you Francis because no one else wants to talk to you apparently you're kissing extras on set and they're ratting on you you hear about that they're ratting on Coppola because he tried to kiss some extras yeah there's

some I mean these extras it's like what what do it or you do it or you are you literally just doing it for the 10 bucks a day you get you gonna i mean this is what happened i mean like i'm not saying i mean i'm not saying you should be a lot but like he's a good looking man at 80 look at him let's let's bring up copla here i'm gonna bring him up oh yeah kissing what happened there no that's the article yeah but what you want to see him right that's fine yeah yeah yeah he looks all right for you know 85 but he's still 85 he's 85 years old But I'm saying, it's like, you know, who did you think, what did you want to be a movie store or what? I mean, I didn't say he pulled out his slong and like said and waved it at them.

Wait, you try to kiss him. What did he do? Like him him kiss in the cheek when he pretends to be Italian? I mean, it's not really Italian. He's like, he's like born in like Santa Santa Monica or something, I think. What's the historical? Let's see. Francis Ford Coppola kissing extras on Megalopolis set surfaces as crew.

Members detail, unprofessional behavior on set. With two months to go before, oh, wait, this is an older one. It doesn't matter. A video has surfaced of director Francis Ford Coppola that shows the legendary director trying to kiss young female extras on the set of his ambitious

sci-fi epic. Let's watch the video. Let's see. Let's see him trying. What's he abusing these women? Let's see, this. Yeah, I go. What's his game like? So there's an

What is this an ad for? Jesus. This is America. Now this is America. What is? This is some kind of, no, let's talk about this. This is some kind of business device. This is the kind of thing that you use to sell more,

to sell more rat poison to old women. Tell me it's coffee creamer. Hey, are people, are people telling, are people leaking that your rat poison isn't actually coffee creamer? Use Canva. So why don't we're not getting audio? Here we go. So this is at the scene of the clubs, it seems like.

Where is he supposed to be? Is he just there? I don't even see him. Yeah, it seems a little blurry, honestly. We're going to indict this man on this evidence. So he's at the club. Okay, that's him. So he's hugging somebody and giving him.

It looks like he's giving them a little heck on the tree. cheek or something I don't know maybe that's not kosher anymore but who cares anymore but all of a sudden he can't kiss somebody what is this crap enough I think that

I do think that kind of like once a guy passes 80 yeah you know the amount that you can say you're actually threatened by him no yeah you would look if some 80 year old tried to kiss me I would break his face I would I would smash him so

god damn hard or woman If an old woman tried to kiss me It's not it's not a gay panic All right If the elderly ever try to sexualize me They're in for a face Getting Rearranged

I will not be kissed by the elderly But that's my prerogative You know I'm not gonna If Copa I'm not gonna go to the press and go I'm this old man Try to kiss me Yeah totally Yeah I don't know if I would feel comfortable

Padre saying like I I feel I feel, I felt so scared. How do you say, how do you think? I guess it's because of his power, but like, yeah. Power. But I don't know. It doesn't seem like he has much of that anymore. Power to lose $300 million in a weekend?

Jesus. I mean, honestly, this guy is just, he's not, he's not taking, he's taking else. I think, I think they want him out of there. Yeah. Well, I don't want them in here. We should have them on. I have to imagine, like, probably, like the industry probably doesn't like it. Like the idea of a guy like that just,

funding his own giant movie i mean they'd rather just you know yeah convince some like uh sultan to like you know that you know that money laundering is a good idea right you know whatever they do they'd rather just you have to see how you use them as a as a you know a mask for uh some poison you know it's poison a fact let's poison a school and then we'll use this movie as a cover that's like that's how that's how the sandlock got made uh uh what's well well enough enough with the megalopolis we love your friends for cobbler we'll have you on the show anytime but don't take your time because you know if you if you make us look bad by not you know

don't call us in three months and be like hey i'll love to do the show i'll fucking i'll fucking tear you anyone this piece of shit wants to fucking be a johnny come lately anyway uh what's going on with kamala camela how do you say it properly Kamala Kamala Kama Looking to build a chat bot What is this?

No What is that crap? Why is everything like this? There's a new Um Oh the call her dad She's on call her daddy Yeah

Have you heard of call her daddy? I mean I feel like you're encroaching on my idea For a podcast name Don't burn me daddy We should have had Why I mean This is what we need to change the name

Harris talks Is there Is there an algorithm-friendly word for that? Sleep baby sleepy time? I've heard some people call it Shmish-Mortion Okay, I call it baby sleepy time forever. Not quite a baby yet.

Go to sleep forever. Whatever. And talks about that. I mean, that seems to be on the Call Her Daddy podcast. See, I have my own podcast that we haven't done an episode for yet called Don't Burn Me Daddy.

And these women have stolen my idea. Is that what happened? Yeah, they basically plagiarized, you know. They need some, I think they need some crime time for that. I will have a judge put them in the crime time. I don't understand. I mean, there's no clips of this, right? We don't need.

I don't know. I want to have Harris on Don't Burn Me, Daddy, is my point. That's, that's, and I have a few ideas. I will have her on, and she has to pick a demographic of people that she will sell to China. That's, and that will tell us a lot. See, no one pushes these people. And it can't be like, it can't be like mean people. It has to be a group of people who can't help, help, you can't send, you know, you can't send, you know, maps.

Yeah. No, that's not, no, no, I mean, like an ethnic slash age, you know, every ethnicity. Brogan on by 10-year increments. So, like, you know, is it 30-year-old Latino Latinos? Is it 15-year-old Germans? That doesn't quite work. But you know what I'm saying? Not ethnicity.

What, races? An age. Just race, race, an age, religion. She can pick a religion. That's pretty spicy. Because I'll tell you, whatever she picks, I'll tell you who's really got the leverage. Yeah, that's true.

Or who the opposite is, you know. She's not going to, you know, that's what I'm, getting that and we and she'll have to keep picking until we um until we stop that's one that's that's one um two i'll make you know i'll i'll i'm not going to make her do anything because people can go oh you're going to make her eat something that seems you know real abusive whatever it's all voluntary but then make her eat something disgusting um what it's called don't burn me daddy yeah number three is she burns me like give her like a hot thing and she has to burn me when I do something wrong.

Maybe maybe part of this is that we have a table of objects that can burn something potentially. Sure. Right? You have like a hot rod. You know, you have a burning hot rod of some kind.

You have a match, matchbook classic. Oh, you wanted to like matches and throw them at me? Yeah. I like that. I like that a lot. You know, most of them will,

it's a nice kind of precision game because like most of them will be out by the time they hit you but with strategy you can you can get a burn in sure you're in there burn me don't burn me um i like it i'm into it um but you know Kamala Harris isn't going to come on this show because on don't burn me daddy on yeah because you know a lot of these politicians they just want it's paid to play that's why it's pay to play i didn't i didn't show up in her fundraiser and offer a 50 grand for you know a saltine with you know caviar and i say well why would i you know why don't even pay you you couldn't even get nice crack with those car

water crackers it was a nice be put it on a saltine well it's just like you buy a bunch of caviar and then you you know you think i don't know what good caviar is i got caviar you think i'm a slob you want my 50 grand so i would tell her We didn't even serving caviar There's got to be some politician out there Who's interested in proving that they're not a coward And who's interested in running for president I'd like to nominate some candidates

Um Who's that guy who Um Did that awful thing Um Oh wow absolutely or bin Laden right yeah could he become

no because they really do make it like um that the whole that whole you like you know you can't be president if you weren't born here thing they make it so that you can't like it's impossibility for like so many of these people it makes it less fun

wouldn't be amazing if like the president of Iran could somehow become president of America yeah I think that would shake it up a little bit I think every country should have to have that rule. I miss conquers. We don't conquer anymore. Even, like, we, we always just have, like, a municipal, like, an interim government.

Like, Barack Obama didn't run Iraq or Bush, you know. But, you know, I like that. I like it when someone wins a war and then they have, like, you know, well, now you have to, like, figure out how to get watered, Mosul. I mean, we kind of did, but there was that Paul Bremer guy, and he said Halliburton do everything. like haliburton they but he mixed up mayonnaise with the water

no one cared I mean they cared but we didn't give a shit anyway what's the next topic oh we got to talk about this assault that happened in our city our fair city of New York in our fair Central Park

okay so what's happened here we have 12 and 13 year olds have been arrested and an attack on former New York Governor David Patterson and his stepson. We discussed this on the Patreon. We didn't realize the ages, though.

So David Patterson was the blind mayor. That was his, like, much like the blind cheek. He was a blind mayor. That was his gimmick. Yeah, but his gimmick was being blind and becoming the governor when his boss, you know, got caught with hookers. And good for him. I mean, look, it's more than I ever did.

So, but, you know, he's not the governor anymore, obviously. and so he's walking around of his stepson and they get accosted by a bunch of I guess 12-year-olds and 13-year-olds where is it like Upper East Side or some shit up the west side

Two youths have been arrested in connection with Friday night's attack on former New York Governor David Patterson and his stepson Anthony Sliwa the New York City Police Department says a 12-year-old boy

and a 13-year-old boy were arrested Saturday and charged with gang assault so I guess there were only two of them He's the thing. We got at the bottom of this on Patreon as far as who his stepson is and why it matters. His name is Slewa. And if he only named Slewa, then you don't know Curtis Slewa.

He was the head of the guardian angels. Oh, wow. It was some kind of vigilant, quasi-vigilante force. Those were the guys with the red hats, right? Red hat, the berets and the bats. And they would go around protecting people in the rough and tumble in New York City, 70s or 80s, something like that. And I mean, I got to imagine he's got to be perplexed. that his son can't, you know, can't even protect the blind governor from a bunch of 12-year-olds.

Well, one 12-year-old and one 13-year-old. Okay, well, yeah. Yeah. I mean, you think he was saying that? Whoa, whoa, dad, dad, dad. Well, it was one 12 or 11-year-old. All right. At that age, it makes a big difference.

I mean, do the guardian angels ever stop a crime? I don't think so. Were they just criminals? I mean, they were called vigilantes for sure. I mean, but not really. They weren't like death wish. They weren't actually killing people. Bernie Gets was like a vigilante.

Do the Guardian Angels do anything? In London, the Guardian Angels are independent, non-profit, non-political, voluntary organization whose main purpose is to tackle violent, whatever, but not, but here, America. Look up the Wikipedia. It's right there. Oh. there uh the guardian angel organization was founded by on february 13th 1970 the day before valentinez day 1979 in new york city by curtis leewa since then it's expanded more than 130 cities and 13 countries worldwide

yeah but like they the doing what doing what so the london guardian angels is the same thing as the new york guardian angels i mean it's you know guys from london probably i don't mean they send american weirdos there What is this? It's like, this is constantly like, you know, complaining that someone handed them fish in a newspaper. No, you're supposed to eat out of that. It's newspaper.

Whoa. It's watching a rape happen. Sliwa originally created the guardian angels to combat widespread violence and crime on a New York City subway system. The organization originally trained members to make citizens arrests. The patrols streets and neighborhoods

about involving police for outside authority. What? What I mean not involving them? They're just like, kill people? But also provide educational programs for schools and businesses. This seems like a front.

In the beginning, New York City, Mayor Ed Koch publicly opposed the group. Over the years, the controversy has diminished. A citizen involvement in outreach have increased. There have been less public opposition to the group. What do they actually do, rules and activities?

The original main guardian angels is safety patrol. They're just a bunch of rats. Some of guys, this is organized rats. Hey, someone's over there stealing shit. It's a bunch of business. Fucking Sliwa. This is bad. I mean, this is bad publicity for the Guardian Angels for sure.

Yeah, well, I mean, I like to start my own organization. There should have been a Guardian Angel there to beat that 12-year-old to death. Look, I mean, first of all, you have to look at what gangs do. Gangs understand the world as it is. If you want to see the avant-garde, if you want to see the megalopolis of violence, you go to the street gangs. They understand the trends, right?

They're on X.com, and they're on, they're on tickety-talk. Yeah. And they understand. And what they do is they use young people because they, you know, to fight other young people. And also old people.

They can't be held accountable. Because we're bleeding-heart liberals. and we don't put you know put them to death like so many want to you know we oppose that you know you know when someone's like oh it's nine-year-old stole a bunch of bunch of laundry detergent you know and you know we should give him the death penalty and we go no you have bad upbringing don't give him the death penalty and then leads to this the same you know the same 12-year-old is a revolving door and he goes out and he takes a shot at the governor and his dumb stepson because you because you were soft on crime and now

someone's head is softer because of it what they do? Well let me ask you this just in a straightforward way. Yeah. How old does a baby have to be before you think the state should be able to take its life

for a crime? I mean look. Give them the ultimate crime time, if you will. I'd like them to be able to eat solid food. what does that mean well i don't want to i mean i don't want death i mean i don't want death row like you don't want to have i have a daycare in death row

you know they should be able to like be put in the cell just logistically speaking it makes more sense like i mean look a five-year-old is he going to do is going to do well in a death row cell but no but i mean imagine a baby you can't leave a baby there's a reasonable case to be made against a prison that just leaves a baby in a cell Like an infant baby. You can't do that. Also, I mean, what, what crimes is an infant going to do?

Very unlikely. I have a kind of wacky solution for this. What if, what if when a child violently assaults a person and makes them their victim? Yeah. Instead of punishing them criminally, we put them in the custody of their victim. Ooh. I mean, but you're still bound. You can't, like, that person can't just use them however they want.

right no not however you have to be their parent right yeah so you're still bound by parent rules yeah yeah be a good parent i guess i guess you should have a choice in the matter but i know no no i agree if a person because honestly is look i agree a lot of crimes are a cry for help so you know if a youth attacks you that's the way of saying i want you to be my daddy right exactly i like this honestly it feels it feels like a certain kind of symbiosis like a like a it's like a serendipity perhaps

and I also think it'll have the added benefit right because the victim will be weak yeah sure and being raised by a weak person like that might turn them

into a gentler human being it's true I mean you hear about all the part of the problem of these terrible kids is that I had these daddies who are all like you know oh I'm gonna do tough shit

I'm gonna be a tough love daddy I'm gonna I'm going to set you on fire. I'm going to, I'm going to hit you in the face. And they just learn. I mean, we all would love for that to work. You know, we love to shove it in our wife's face. So you thought I was a bastard because I was fucking always hitting my kid, our kid.

And I was always setting him on fire when he didn't do his chores. But look at him now. He's ahead of the Navy. You know, but it doesn't, it doesn't tend to work that way. So it's like, you know, you're not going to, you're not going to, you're not going to you're not going to burn your child to becoming, you know, the Commodore of the Navy.

It's not going to happen. So I agree. It's like it's an unintuitive device that God has plagued us with. So yeah, when a child tries to, you know, throw a Molotov cocktail at your,

at your wife, she gets a new baby. And so, you know, it's, I mean, to be fair, criminals tend to know who, who's a target.

They're not going to have to chat. right they're not going after alpha males like Andrew Tate they're going after beta cucks so I mean you know you tend to be you know bleeding heart liberals yeah tend to be this exception is everything so it's a certain irony a poeticism to it a certain poetry so let's see how big a liberal heart is because a lot of times they're just phonies right they're just they're just shit libs nimbie is yeah nimbies not my backyard Well, now it's in your womb. Better raise this shit.

I think this is great. I think it's a great idea. I think this is how you make more Barack Obama's and more John McCain's. Oh, think about what an inspiring story that would be for a politician. I was raised by the man who I, you know, permanently crippled. Oh, man, yeah. And you had to, like, carry him around. Yeah.

And, like, you know how strong he got? That kid, I mean, you know, by carrying around the weak man, he crippled. I mean, it's just, I mean, look, and he also got, like, you will get some wealthy men and women targeted for this. Oh, yeah. But that's the kind of kid you want. I mean, here's the thing. There's nothing, there's no story I've heard more in my life, and I watch a lot of stories.

There's no more trope I've heard countless times than the children of the rich. can't do nothing right. They're spoiled rotten. They, you know, if you get rich, you tend to not be a good parent because you're busy doing another, you're busy making guns to shoot foreign children, right? Whatever you do, they ain't good for kids. So these kids are awful, and there's no good kids of the rich. But, I mean, but they're being, oh, I, I mean, some of them are, a lot of them are just inherited money.

Sure. And so, you know, it doesn't work. This is the whole thing isn't work. about the ones who are like, you know, John Rockefeller. I made it just out of my own sweating blood and dick, right? I dug him to the ground, I pulled oil out, and I pissed myself. I didn't want to waste of money, you know, it was a lot of downtime. Regardless.

These kids who would target him on the streets, ambitious. Yeah. Cutthroat. Everything a rich man wants as a child. just have some child who'll chomp at the bit chomp at that motherfucker Yeah a kid who can Who can scheme a little

A little schemer And my honest Nothing a rich man wants more than to be murdered That's a fact They claim otherwise But I mean They would love They hurt their children

They're abusive to their children As far as the legal system Because they don't want them They don't want them getting in the will They hate that They want it to be like Caligula and Tiberius when he choked him out

killed him you know patricide like the Menendez brothers that's all the rich one I mean that guy I mean that guy molested his kids horribly more right

abused them graped them it really feels weird saying that by the way this algorithm just makes things worse it doesn't really seem like you're respecting the gravity of it or it doesn't

you really hate California raising those kids what is what is life But anyway, but I'm saying is, but, you know, but then it killed them. And it's like, that's the way it should work. Right? Yeah. Everyone's all them and then they spend a little, you know, apparently they were abused.

There's this new story out where they were, they were, um, there's a movie, this is a show out with the, with the guy who made American horror story. That crap. Oh, what's his name? Ryan. I like the O.J. show. Yeah, that was a great show. But the American horror, I mean, I'll give you American horror story.

It's a bunch of, just a bunch of, just a bunch of, just a bunch of. dead animals for an hour. People would lose their minds. Why is no one higher of me? Oh yeah, decomposing dead animals. Just rotting corpses with flies. Oh, yeah. That's in theater of the grotesque right there.

Yeah, just a bunch of dead pigs, just decomposing on time lapse. Or like contortionist, but really disgusting ones. Oh, yeah. Where they can dislocate every joint in their body. And then someone cuts their arm off. Yeah. What is this, a snuff film?

I don't know, maybe it's real. it's like it's just I don't vet this shit it's like America's not funny his own videos yeah yeah um but you know it's American horror story instead that's why I picture when they pitched that show on FX but it's all just a bunch of pageants a bunch of little skits I don't like it but they did the OJ show it was nice

I mean they haven't ended this brother's show now and I guess it's bringing things to light and people are going these kids were abused I'm looking at the evidence And I don't get into it all because it's all very sad. But it seems like they were clearly had things done to them. And people go, oh, it doesn't excuse the murder. Of course it does. Of course it's excused the murder.

Yeah, no, it does. I mean, not legally. But of course it does. But yeah, I think they would have gotten a murder on the house if they had, you know, been able to admit that evidence. Yeah. Well, it seems like the court. Yeah, I'm not sure what got admitted or didn't get admitted.

but people seem to be very mad they spent the money I guess they went on a little spending spree and they brought a bunch of Gucci or whatever I would you know if you if you're going to put me in a in a grape situation for years and then I and I put a stop to it you better believe I'm buying a fendi bag I'm just telling you

yeah and it's like were they really buying anything that their parents wouldn't have bought for them between Peppa pigs that's a good point yeah my dad was anyway I just happened to use the money I mean look I look yes I

yeah I was Richard scary constantly by my dad but he's also very generous for the money oh man this is this is like this is like a megalopolis for the podcast you want to read some of this I guess

let's take a look Menendez brother's case gets new legal review as controversial monsters continues to top Netflix charts Oh, the show is called monsters apparently Who's this woman in a pajamas? Why is this? Director Anna Duvaney? Shut up, I don't want to learn filmmaking from you.

What'd you make? What did you make? You make Megaloblus? Then get out of here if you didn't. I can't even read this shit. What is this? How would close this? I can't read

websites are garbage nowadays I got an idea there you go Los Angeles District Attorney George Gascon has said his office will review the case of Lyle and Eric Menendez convicted of murder for killing their parents in 1989

two weeks after Netflix released the controversial Ryan Murphy series Monsters that has been slammed for its inclusion of an incestive to a storyline and called a blatant lie by the real-life brothers. Wait, are the shows a lie? So I guess the brothers are saying that it's a lie. Oh, okay.

Oh, so they're not monsters. This is interesting. I love the idea that our legal system is dictated by Netflix now. What was that show making? Oh, was there was cereal that was on, that was Netflix. That was a NPR, right? Yeah. wait the second season of the

monster is the is the overall show and then there's a so the first one they did was what's his name? Oh uh dommer they just love to make these things Netflix is very saucy I'll give them that much they love to make these

shows that like hey what if this person who you know who you know home invaded your mother um was they were hot you know what she was They tied your mother up and they burned her and chewed her.

They bit her face, you know, threw dirt on her, suffocated her, just cut her hand, you know, put her hand in the blender. All sorts of nasty stuff, but they were, but they were just sexy. Yeah. So fucking hot. Fuck that person, you know, that kind of thing. Yeah, Netflix really loves, like, making serial killers, casting them with sexy guys. Yeah. And then coming out, you know, and their promotional stuff for it and saying.

What's with all these weird women Who were into these serial killers And think they're all sexy Here's the thing There's nothing sexy I mean look Sure some of them might be Like I guess Domber wasn't the ugliest guy

I mean when you see him I never thought he was like a great looking guy No It's fine he's just a fine I get but you know I'm also Even Ted Bundy like Ted Bundy Like Ted Bundy is probably the most Like famous case of a serial killer

Who is kind of attractive Right But he wasn't nearly as attractive as Zach Ephron Like that's crazy What about you're If you want me to, if you want me to fucking fuck you, after you kill a bunch of hookers, you better be Zach Ephron, baby. Hey, if you saw, if you saw Zach Ephron after him, I'm burying a hooker, would you be like,

hey, baby? Really, so Zach Efron's your type, huh? Well, look, he's objectively, an attractive. You didn't want to watch that movie where he was a wrestler, though? Um, no. Why not? But it had to, had the dumb guy from, from the, from the, Jeff's show?

I don't like the way of wrestling. What's that show? Oh, right. The bear. The bear? Yeah. That dumb guy from the bear. And, uh, well, don't tell me he's on.

I don't mean cousin Richie. I mean, the guy from the bear, the main guy. He's, that guy looks like a, I mean, I'd love to meet was Jeffrey Allen White, Jeremy Allen White. Yeah. Yeah. I'll have him on the show. I'll tell him that he's a fine, decent.

I mean, he's not that good. He's fine. He's good. He's okay. I like him. I think the bear is a terrible show, but that's my opinion. Mm-hmm. But I respect that he.

But he has to know. And of course, he's better looking at me objectively, I guess. But that being said, he knows he must know. He looks like the dumbest man alive. And you look like, Jeffrey Allen White, you look like the dumbest guy alive. I mean, it seems like it's your thing. But whatever. But there was that show with him, the movie with him, and Zach Efron and some other guy

and your old just wrestling boys. Yeah. I just don't like the way wrestling outfits shape. I don't like the way wrestling outfits shape people. You're afraid of men's physiques. I don't like, I don't like that the, the penis is hanging out in a little.

You want, you want the penis to be like a delightful, like treat that you earn. You want to earn it. I respect that. I like the, I like, yeah,

I like those baseball players. Non-surveon. You know, they're modest. They keep, they keep their dicks away. Which what was that? You got to go,

you got to go looking for it if you want it. Who's this now? Baseball players. Oh, those are the least five. outfits in the world, the baseball players. We've thought about this. They're modest.

They make some very fit men look chubby for some reason. Yeah. They're like the way they sag in the middle. I don't know what it is, but the guys who are like just cruisers, just brutally strong physical, muscular men, like cuspidus always look kind of fat. That guy was stacked. I don't know what these, what's wrong with baseball uniforms. They're at least flattering things.

But yeah, that's what Lucy likes that. Lucy likes is dumpy. Why don't you wear a baseball? dumpy a dumpy weird suit from the 1910s what happened to real mad oh man so Jeremy Allen white um it should play a teacher

who just never knows the answer to any of the questions his kids are and it's just about basically the wire is like a show is as serious as the wire as it adds like realistic as to you know I'll pay David Simon to write it and it'll be about just one teacher who's just the dumbest man alive. I don't think Jeremy Allen White is the dumbest man alive.

I think a lot of people who are dumber. But he's definitely, like, I'm just saying, it's the same way, like, the rock isn't the strongest man alive. And when you see the guy who is, they're like these guys, like, you know, powerlifter guys. They're not people you want in front of the movie, no offense. So, like, Jeremy Allen, the real dumbest person alive would not, you know, you wouldn't put him in a chef show about bears, you know?

So it's like, that's how this works. Yeah, no, honestly, this sounds like a great idea because it's like, it's almost like, frame like a dangerous minds kind of movie. Oh, Michelle Pfeiffer. Right. Yeah. But it's Jeremy Allen White.

Yeah. And the kids are like, I want, I want to write something for my soul. And Jeremy Island White is just drooling. Yeah, he's like, he's telling, and staring into space. He's like, at one point he tells the kids, I want you to go that, the drug dealer who hassles you, you go to him.

He's like, if you don't stop bothering me, I'll call the cops. You stand up for yourself. And the kids get murdered. And every kid in his class gets murdered. Yeah. Oh, that's great. He goes to talk to them afterwards. Some of the cases are just enslaved into the drug game.

And like, and like, what happened? What happened? Terrant, Terence, swarthy. Oh, he's, they forced him into the drug game because he tried to stand up. I just told you I just fucking God's selling him like just wandering the streets of some

Philadelphia slum He was going to He's just getting shot And he goes He finally finds the guy He's like I don't I don't know I'm a teacher And they just murder him

He'd steal his freaking He's cold That weird thing that Italian guys That was gold Like with those feathers Or whatever though they are Little feathers they have Those little weird things

What am I do? Right, yeah I don't know what they're called But yeah It's a little lucky thing They rip it off his goddamn neck Beat him with a bat It's called dangerous

It's called dangerous minds And then he gets fired Because he keeps shitting himself While he's trying to teach poetry Oh he's a lot Yeah Oh, he's poetry Like this

His boss is like you can teach poetry We're in the inner city school We don't give a shit about that and he's just like poetry is just code for like invalid an invalid teacher

like fucking invalid shitting himself while he's a bad kids they said they're like the detention kids like he says detention but they call it poetry class they can get funding from the government

the school's ripping off the federal government anyway look I don't know I mean can we can we get these people on the show any of them can we get Camala Harris Yeah, I think we can do that Come on all, come on We can talk shit about Jeremy Allen and what

You know you hate the bear Kamala I'm looking at the walls It's a camera Kamala You know First of all What's your tax plan

Second of all What's your middle name I can look at that I'm not going to do I would ask I'd be the first thing I'm What's your middle name Uh

Didn't you do it I mean You must know of my middle name right? What? It's like a power trip thing. Like a, you're like,

you're a vice president. You might be the president soon. You don't have to assert dominance over for me. Miss Harris. What is common? Does she have a middle name? I don't know. Is she the fruit?

Oh, Debbie. Debbie? I didn't know that. See? It's really, she doesn't put that. It is right there on Google. But,

you know, you think she would, you think she would do that? She wouldn't, if I said, like, she says down. it takes for common you become you become you become oh thank you it's so great to be here so let me ask you what's your

what's your middle name uh devie nice see that's that's probably i would go it wouldn't be like well didn't you look me up it's that crazy that would look i mean she wants to be president and that's how she responds when someone asks her a middle name what's your middle name did you look me up did you do your job she's coming on a podcast to be humanized I'm I mean, why, you know, should we have podcasters be doing this, by the way? Why are all these presidents talking to podcasts? I'm very uncomfortable with that. This whole seems very odd.

Like, why is like, I mean, what's next? We're going to have, like, the guys in Barstool, like, you know, Henry Kissinger's widow. You know? I don't like, I don't like it. Like, Kamala is talking to the caller daddy woman. I don't, I didn't like it when, when Obama was talking to Mark Marin. It was how, oh, that was, yeah, that was years ago. Obama should look at Mark Marin like a little rat.

Yeah, I should look at a little rat. Mark Barron, what is that? I mean, that guy's, he had a big podcast at one point. I feel like Obama ruined. The biggest, yeah. I mean, he's guys, most of the time he's whining about his, like, you know, 25-year-old girlfriend, or whatever, 30-year-old, whatever they are. Like, they're younger.

I mean, he's not hiding that, that's fact. Like, yeah, if you want me to go, like, a, like, well, it's not Weezer. he'd be in the wezer what was she into what's a band rileo kiley so want me go to riole kiley I don't want to go

I want to be a I want to be a boy I wanted to be alone my house and uh and Brock's like you know yeah I murdered my chef or whatever

he caught me doing stuff got me it got me it's like my wife's day and it's just like This is my cast, scoodles. I found. Anyway. Harris is Mrs. Trump comments that he's a protector of women.

You might protect women. Why can't Trump protect women? He said, like, I will be your protector or something. Well, the nice thing. Look, it's not a bad line, I got to say. It's just going out there and saying women, I will be your protector. It's not the worst thing you could do. I will, I'll take, I'll take it, you know, if you want to go to the store,

you're afraid to get in, you know, you're afraid to get in Matthew Perryed? Well, that's me, then I'll make it sound like Matthew Perry did that. You got to be careful of these things. You want to be animaniac? I'll stop it. What would Trump do? What do you think Trump would do if he was like, escorted a woman to, you know, the pizza place and she was attacked?

Would he step in? I mean, he's a big guy He might be able to do something Sure, but we just move You think you're just kind of like Try to grab the guy by the collar Yeah, toss him out of the way Do you think he has a piece?

You think he's carrying a piece? I don't know if Trump would have opened fire On someone in that situation, but maybe I mean, look, I feel like he Who would convict him? To be fair, he does a lot of crimes No one convicts him of them Cudos

I mean, he's done a lot of shit you think he'd be open fire on the guy because he attacked a woman you know near pizza place they'd be like oh now now now we got him this might be a good move for trump to yeah i mean there must be some trump supporter out there who's so loyal to trump yeah that he would allow himself to get shot for him oh you you you think you you think he wants to stage it stage it why not just do it why not just i mean protect women and like you know but have a gun not everything has to be staged this country used to build things you know you want you want everything to be to be

handed on it so no put them it just put them in the woods put them in the field and see what happens I don't want trumping you know so you think just throw them out in the woods with a woman to protect like the little words but you know in the streets of an urban area it could take years though I mean people aren't always attacked in the middle

of the street like it happens all the time you've listened to the news it has look it happens they attacked the blind governor you can attack Trump he's a big get yeah that's true I guess he could just wait for another

but that would be him defending himself that wouldn't be him defending a woman no he'll throw her into it and then he'll shoot he pushes her into them into them and he shoots him and goes they were attacking her I mean I'm not saying you can't you know I guess on some level stage

but it's not like, you know, but it's never going to look good if we manufacture completely. You have to wait for the attack to happen, then you didn't kind of goose it. Right. That's my opinion. I can be wrong.

So. This is an interesting idea. Yeah. I mean, someone reach out to Kamala Harris, please. Get her on the show. We need,

we need like an agent, like a big agency. Mm-mm. You know, like the guy from Entourage. like booking our podcast you know getting the big guests how do we get how we get the brat pack on here

I want members of the brat pack I want members of the brat pack we can definitely get on I want members of the brat pack to be on my podcast was that too much to ask I'd love to have Anthony Michael Hall and Leo Estevez the fucking just just try their social security numbers

you know just try to steal their identities while they're here give them to give us money I just try to extort them I'd love to do an interview with Judd Nelson but only ask him about the girl in the basement What are you talking about?

It's some lifetime movie he did Oh, okay When he was older He probably love to talk about it Yeah You'd think he'd be ashamed to it He'd be thrilled Like oh, you actually saw that

Oh, actually things are actually turning out Yeah, you're probably right That guy is doing fine They all bought houses in the 80s that were worth six times where they paid for them. They somehow, they managed to go, they bought misfor appearances. You know, we laugh at them because they do a lifetime movie. They live in the Malibu or some, maybe, I don't know, probably. They think we're rats.

As well, they should. Yeah. I mean, he was in the breakfast club. The fucking breakfast club. You're your mind? You're gonna laugh with that man? You know what I got for Christmas? I love that.

I love that, I love that you know what I got for Christmas monologue. How's it go? What do you have for Christmas? I got a pack of cigarettes and then grape and then hand me cigarettes. Right? I got a pack of cigarettes and a handshake or something. Something like I got a pack of cigarettes and a tape dispenser. anyway thanks so much for tuning in remember if you love this show more in life itself

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