Kump - Ep. 188 Piss Is My Gun

Episode Date: October 15, 2024

Ray and Lucie discuss the latest attack on Trump, how to save independent cinema, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week! Follow Kump on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/raykump Kump Hand Merch https://bonfire.com/store/kump/ Follow Ray on Sound Cloud https://on.soundcloud.com/QbP8

Hello and welcome to Kamp. Hello. Hello, Lucy. Hi. How are you enjoying this fall, this rot, this apples and pumpkins everywhere? Everyone's just got politics on the brain, and we're just letting the trees and the apples turn into garbage. How do you like it? Love it when that sweet crab apple meat falls on the ground.

People are so worried, to your point, about, you know, Trump and Harris and Biden, that they're just letting these, they're letting their kids eat crab apples off the ground because they're too busy on their phones. They're going, I wonder what the polls say. They don't think there's going to be a world tomorrow. They don't care about their kids. They're just eating crab apples and getting sick. And it's coming out of their mouths and every other place it comes out of. It's just, you know, they're just taking dumps in their pants with crab apple diarrhea. I hate them.

I hate children so much. Welcome to the show. Climate alarmist. That's what we think of your politics, all right? That was a satire. Welcome to the show. So, but no, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's, it's, it's a, it's remind me of American beauty when that kid who was like, dad beats him up for stealing his

Nazi plate, remember that? Oh, right, yeah. He, uh, I'm sorry, show you're not to play his gay Nazi dad. Yeah, his gay Nazi dad, uh, who wanted to kiss Kevin Spacey, but in his spare time, but like, but that kid, like, you know, a spare time he was just videotaped plastic bags yeah i kind of honestly like that was the academy award that film if you'll talk about like the the heyday of like movies don't know what they used to be we gave the academy award to a movie about a kid shooting you know paper bags

and then like and selling and selling weed to like kevin spacy who quits his job yeah the gay nazi dad's perspective has really aged well in that movie i gotta say yeah Look, I didn't get you, like, I know what you think, but I didn't get into collecting this crap until I realized my son was videotaping plastic bags. I'm like, there's got to be something else to life, and I discovered hate, race hate. You know, I mean, I wasn't, I'm a guy from the American military. We traditionally don't like the Third Reich. But I said, you know, I've raised my son to be this weird kid who videotapes plastic bag.

He's enamored with it. They float in the air. It's like they don't weigh very much. It gets caught up in the wind. It's not that it's just to go science class. It's not that. It's not that it's beautiful. It shows the universe is beautiful.

It's just basic aerodynamics, kid. I realize I must, once you realize your son does that, how could you care about morals or your universal code? You become a Nazi. So, I mean, people are like talking about Charlotte. like January 6th and all this crap and like oh Trump did this I'm like you know we we had the blueprint back in 99 the American beauty if you let if you if you if you glorify kids to the extent that you have with their plastic bag videos which is a metaphor it's not just plastic bags it's other horse horse shit you know I mean you'll get that people their dads will just become you know Nazis what do you want me to tell you

Do you want me to tell you something? Because I'll tell you something different, but it won't be true. They just need, they just need these guys who went to Charlottesville, these guys who went to January 6th. I don't like them. They just, they really, they need a kid they can be proud of. The kids let them down, is the point. Bad kids who study, you know, art history, but poorly.

You know, like the, like, you know, I, no one, remember Piss Christ? Yeah. At least that was bold. Mm-hmm. I like Piss Christ. What part of the Piss Christ piece was the Piss? I think he suspended a Crucifix in Piss. If you say to me, hey, we used to have Linau, Da Vinci, and Raphael, the sculptor, and Michelangelo, the Sistine Chapel.

And now we have a guy dumping a Crucifix and Piss. I'll grant you. The technical ability is off. It's not that great, but it was bold. We don't even have bold anymore. now art is just you know it's like uh it was his piss right it's a good question it's a great question it better i don't know i don't think i like it as much if it wasn't his piss you if he got someone else if he was actually like i'm kind of religious i was raised catholic you know i'm not

like uh can we bring up can you get can you find uh here let me get a new tab can we see if like was christ his own piss Let's see. Oh, yeah, it is his own urine. That's good. He's not a sellout. The Cibacone paint photograph immersion, in parentheses, Piss Christ, by Andre Serrano, depicts a small plastic crucifix statues, submergence of bright red, yellow liquid,

which due to the title of the work and testimony of the artist, we know to be Serrano's own urine. Very well done. The Cumb podcast endorses Piss Christ. Now, it doesn't mean we're not cats. We're both raised Catholic. like I was an altar boy don't know oh you don't respect religions what if it was a piss Muslim well I mean what would you put in the piss I mean if you put a Bible in the in

piss it would have been you know people go all over the Quran well don't it would probably be yeah it would be worse if it was a holy book here's the thing we don't have like rules that like I was watching homeland and like he got really upset when there's like his Quran hit the floor you know the terrorist uh American soldier um so they have a rule for that apparently. We don't have rules for like Crucifixes. We sell them at Chotchky stores. Right. We used to. Anyway, this is

the, look, the only reason we're talking about this is because I think it will help the algorithm. Did you know that this guy also did, uh, he also did like cover art for a Metallica album. A Metallica album? Yeah. Which one? Reload. Reload, yeah.

Andrew's surrounded reload? Yeah. They got the Piscuit. That's great. Or actually load and free low. Wow. Yeah. Okay. Can we get an image of that up? Yeah, it was like, it was some kind of abstract. I remember what they look. It's like flames. Yeah. Well, this is actually his own blood and piss, I think. That's awesome. Wait, that's, that's so cool. Yeah. This is, uh, wait, why isn't working? Yeah, it is. It is pretty cool. There we go. I actually like, there were, I just thought there were flames before, so I didn't care that much. But now that there was his own blood and piss, I like it. Why does he have so much blood in this piss? Oh, wait, I'm sorry. Blood and Seamus.

oh well that seems a little that's kind of hack yeah you know kids are buying this you know it's not it's not it's not it's not like it's Burzum it's Metallica what you don't don't don't take pictures of you come and sell it with the kids is it so raw is it so hard to be edgy without being a pervert

come on I do it every day I'm never a pervert but I'm edgy well that's cool good for good for them with their I mean this is what people come why don't more people listen to you because up until now I hadn't talked enough

about Andrew Serrano was the creator of Piss Christ Now this is our new business is going to be a big break This is going to go big Do you think we could get him for an interview? Possibly and we're going to try I I hear speaking of which Look we might get them

So subscribe to this damn channel Because you don't know what's coming next Maybe I'll get the guy who made Piss Christ Maybe I'll get the guy who made uh What else is is out there? the guy who made bed or tenant? Maybe I can ask, is he alive, Able Ferreira?

He'll get an interview with him. I'm going to start. This is going to be the fall of interviews. Maybe. And I'll get him to come to my apartment and be on video and go, this is, this is, can you make us a piss? I'll pay you $1,000 if you can piss in this jar and make it look cool. You should, you should ask him to give you, give, to you. Fegal matter?

you should ask him to give you feedback on your work and then assuming he's like assuming he says yes you just piss yourself this is what they want so subscribe to the show and hit the notification bell hit the notification bell

because that might be coming your way and you won't even know it you won't know that we pissed ourselves from of Andrew Serrano the maker of Chris Christ he should have done like a like a thing with Gack remember Nickelodeon's Gack

I do remember Nickelodeon's gag He should have teamed up with them Because we went to Coney Island by the way But still, you know And they have something called liquid piss Wait no, that's making sense Candy Piss There's a candy store there

And they have a candy piss Right? And like, why would Andrew Serrano do a deal with them? Maybe he did Maybe he realized his name wasn't that important That seems sick to me Candy Piss Well, it's been at a candy store

I agree, stop fucking with kids Yeah, really I mean, I like candy. Such like teaching them that piss is good and you should eat it. Why the only kids like candy stores? I like candy stores. Yeah, I do too. I'm saying, but like they seem to be cater to kids.

Why don't I make a wonderful candy store? Because apparently the kids like the colors and the shit. I just like fucking just make me, you can make me a, I would eat a bag of gummy worms if you're like blank. Just blank clear gummy worms. Because, you know, it's all food coloring. I'm eating krill like a big whale I get it

oh this big recumbia's fat of the whale and I eat like one too I got me clear gummy worms like krill um you also have a Patreon Patreon.com slash Ray Kump

an extra episode every week for five bucks a month pretty good deal I bet Andrew Serrano would think it was a good deal if I told him about it I bet so yeah this whole show is it's going to be the Andrew Sarano.

I would have them on. What if I could put it on him and then the mics went on. Like, oh, so great to meet you. Thanks to doing this. Look, you know, that's cool. It's cool, man. I'm like, yeah, yeah. We're going to record now.

He goes, welcome to the Andrew Serrano show. I'm right coming. This is Andrew Serrano. You think you would freak out. Uh, I, I, I, you know, I don't know very, I mean, I, you know, I, you know, we don't know anything about this guy. I know so much. Just like, a normal guy would free, it would be like, what the fuck are you doing? About how people have responded to his work, but I know nothing about the guy's disposition or anything.

Fair enough. You think, if I had Joe Rogan on the show, and I said, welcome to the Joe Rodin experience. I don't think he was free. You think he'd like that. You think he'd do karate on me? What would it take? Has anyone ever seen him in the wild doing karate, Joe Rogan? I don't think so.

Well, he does jiu-jitsu, doesn't he? whatever. I mean, I used to do Taekwondo, which is basically just Korean karate or something, right? Or isn't it? It's not. It's in Taekwana. Look at Taekwondo. Maybe it is down, is that? I mean, I don't think anyone calls a Korean karate. That would be great, though. Versus karate.

No, just. You just want to see Taekwondo? Is it Korean? Korean martial art and combat sports. All right, so it's not, look, it would, no one's ever going to officially call it Korean karate. But if I was back in the 70s in Long Beach, California or somewhere, where those largest doortown

skateboarders were hanging out, I'm like, yo, my, yo, yo, I do Taekwondo sometimes. Like, what's that? You know, it's Korean karate. Watch me skateboard. They're like, yeah, that sounds cool. You know, no one bat in I. This PC culture is suffocated me. Point is, has anyone

seen Joe Rogan in the wild doing martial arts? I'm not put, I'm not, look, you're not supposed to. He's like, he's not, he's a civilized guy. He's not supposed to go attacking people in the wild. I'm just saying, like, I'm, is anyone ever, like, you know, pissed him off to the point where he just put him in a choke hole and start strangling him at the, at the candy store? You know, that's a good question. I wonder if he has ever had to take someone down.

He's one of the most famous martial artists who's ever lived, not for martial arts per se, but kind of adjacent, Mr. Rogan, Mr. Joe Rogan, you know? And, like, he's never, no one's ever, like, didn't see him do it, really. maybe this video somewhere of him like but not not in a while i would love i mean it would be great there was at least one video of him just like just someone's at the candy store trying to steal like you know feed him liquid piss and he just like puts him in and he's just choking him to death and then the last second he's like i'll let you live welcome the jo robin experience you know stuff like that i feel like i've seen at least one video of him hitting a heavy bag or something Yeah, I mean...

But then I feel like he cut it short to, like, go sleep in ice or something. He's so... There's so many cool things of his body. It's like he's... I just, I want him to, like, have one moment where we're all just like, yeah, like, that's what it's all about.

Like, someone, someone, like, says, hey, like, whistles at his wife. And he kicks his head off. He just kicks him so hard. His head shoves him through his neck and compresses. And his eye pops out. And he's like, don't have to talk with my wife. something like that something fun something we can all rally around he's like that's a problem everyone's

like oh it's COVID oh this oh this oh that like this is he guys on this he has on that who cares that guy could kick you so hard your neck would just like turn into paper and no one gets to know that he doesn't assume he's got the biggest platform in the world and everyone just knows him as an interviewer I want him to like be able to just just one time hurt somebody you should offered a stage something for him. He won't talk to me. He refuses to talk to me. He treats me like I'm nothing.

Anyway, welcome the show. We were looking at, we were having a digital vacation and Bora Bora before we started this. Look, if you spend a couple hundred dollars on a TV nowadays, everyone talks about how bad it is.

The food's poison, right? America, the food's poison. Oh, your kids can't read. And like, what else is bad? Everyone's fat or they're on an ozempic or they've been sex trafficked. Boo-hoo. But you can spend like 200 bucks at Costco, get a TV. A 4K TV is like the size of your room, the size of your living room, and just look at

Bora Bora all day. That's what we were doing. It's very cheap, honestly. And it's like 8K, 12. okay and it'll be like thumbnails of women with large breasts and you click on it it's just a it's just a stream of a video of borah borer there's literally what happened and uh yeah and uh we were thinking about like i don't know you do you do you want to actually go or is it good enough why do why even go why not just look at different spaces every day we can look at bore a bore today and tomorrow

we can look at the ice I mean this is this is like oh oh dystopia oh they want to put you in a box they want to know where you are I'm in my living room looking at a freaking video of amazing places I mean

it's better what's better going to Gettysburg or you want to go to Lucy's always talking about Gettysburg would love to go to Gettysburg she won't pipe down about how she wants to see where 50,000 men lost their lives you know and slavery or whatever or fort triconderoga that's another good one well that's that's on the water right there's a different war but is that on the water for it seemed to be on the water

yeah forts are on the water yeah that's on the water just that's immediately better getting i've been to gettysburg it's just a field kind of like the idea of forts better anyway it's just a field where half a hundred thousand men died you know to all this was just a great Graveyard for a lot of men. The entire, we'd like take the tour. And the entire thing is just like, there was a dead body over there. The guy was dying over there. There was a dead guy over here.

I went to go and then go into the answer to tour guy. Like, any famous animals die here? There was a bear. That's, um, you know. Oh. There's a bear that had a heart attack. Yeah. Scared.

Imagine, imagine, like, it was the comparison. I mean, you think the war could have turned if they're not convinced. I don't mean, like, by logic and reasoning, but like, but like train them. I mean, to like, you know. I mean, I think it could have, I think that could turn the tie for pretty much any military, you know, to successfully train bears. You know, and you would think so. But in the second Punic War, Hannibal famously brought elephants. And he still lost.

Yeah, but they froze to death, right? I don't, I think they, I think they got over the mountains. that was the whole thing no no he he crossed the Alps no they wouldn't keep telling that story if he just froze it on the Alps no they got they got across the Alps and then somehow he

I think Scipio still beat him the Roman the Second Pythian war was between Rome and Punic no Cardage which was North Africa I guess and Hannibal you know the guy from South of the Lambs yeah before he was in print

he was of general and he he uh i don't know what else he did but yeah i know he like one one thing he did was he like let's just go everyone goes this way to bone let's just go over the mountain and like it's a mountain kind of sucks and he's like shut up kill that guy do what i say and they did and they and they worked until they lost but they didn't lose they didn't die on the mountain you remember get wrong um or i'm wrong i mean if i'm wrong people are going to love it in the comments people go this piece of shit lucy was right he died in a mountain like a dog but uh he wasn't that great the point is uh he brought elephants and didn't help him i mean he helped them but didn't work but you think you think a few bears could turn the tide

i would hate having an elephant around like you probably trying to those things are so disgusting they shit so much they shit so much that like you you'd kill yourself just how much shit you'd have to like shut me it'd be the side every time they take a shit it's like the size of a man just always touching you with his wrinkly trunk they're awful they making that what you you some things are in danger because we need what they have and some things are in danger because we can't stand right we we found a use for ivory you think we would you think we like Do you think we put elephants out of business because of pianos?

No, we just can we, we're gonna do, like, do something with this. Like, I can't make piano keys. Sure. Make sure you make a bunch because I'm gonna have a lot of dead elephants soon. I can't stand these bitches.

Um. Just the noise you're trying to, you're trying to sleep and some snowdrift. Some elephants molesting you. Blessing, making those noises. I'm getting raped by an elephant. Graped. Elephants graping.

Graping. me through the loom imagine elephant's trunk going inside you awful imagine that awful it smells your whole inside just smell like elephant yeah you don't even sure like honestly

it like seeps through you somehow I remember when I worked at the Morgan and there would be a decomposed body and then days later it would just be inside me the smell I can't explain it I could smell it inside I could smell the decomposing inside my body And that's kind of what would happen

if an elephant went inside you. So Gettysburg, we can go there. Maybe we should do a live podcast from Gettysburg. Yeah. I mean, will they, will they like have someone listen to us? Can we say whatever we want? This is Gettysburg. The champion, the champion of the Confederacy.

Or like something like, you know, just lie. live from Gettysburg the capital of the Confederacy will they get mad at us I mean I don't know I'm gonna do a lot I'm gonna do during a tour

we're gonna get like a mobile rig oh yeah and the one of some doof is telling people where some guy got shot on the musket or whatever when muskets that's a revolutionary war what do you call the guns

that they had in the Civil War those aren't muskets right Yeah, but they're the ones You still have those pipes You'd like pipe into You're like you know People don't appreciate guns Guns just got good

Like 50 years ago probably 75 And now a couple of schools Get like attacked You know And everyone's like Get rid of the guns They just got good

You just have to like shove a pipe into a gun Every time you shot it And like For like a minute straight Right Yeah You're like clean that thing

For a minute and then fill it with balls and pack it and like all sorts of crap they used to have like didn't you ever see some of war movies they used to have a guy hand another guy the rifles and shoot

and it still wouldn't it's still like you still have to wait but you'd be a guy packing your rifle while you're shooting it and now it's like because one couple couple kids you know don't get to eat ham sandwiches anymore

you know because they're dead we're gonna we're gonna take away guns from people I get it I mean, I get it. You would think, these people go, oh, if we outlawed guns, it wouldn't work. I don't think that's true.

I think it could probably work. I mean, a lot of countries outlaw guns. I don't know. I don't care, though. They, I mean, if you were in a, you don't care about it. But if you were a guy who had to, like, I had a pipe clean for hours just to get a shot at the range. And now I got to think, why you didn't want a gun? Because of that.

Make up a lost time. people want this shit I'm telling you Civil War sucked I'm glad slavery's over you know today is what me too

yeah well what are you giant I didn't mean to laugh at the idea of slavery being abolished just yeah you seem to be very privileged so anyway what you know speaking of controversial

edge lord stuff like Lucy likes apparently what is today we're releasing this a day after probably but today's Columbus Day yeah it's Columbus Day are you like to say Indigenous People's Day

Italian Taking credit for things you didn't do day slash indigenous people's day What's that mean I'm like I don't know Italian's got very get very get very into the whole columbus thing well yeah i just don't like i i don't

regardless of the treatment of native americans yeah that's a good point that's a good point look i mean you really look it's weird that it's italian pride i'll grant you that because it really should be spanish pride like the spanish the spas well it'sabella in front name what were they were they were they spain yeah they were from spain yeah that's portugal get to this wait they run both no i don't think They ran both. I don't know. Who was Portuguese? Wait, wait, wait.

I never mind. I got confused. Who funded the whole thing. I mean, they ran. Yeah. I'm pretty sure Columbus had a Spanish flag on the ships, right? Yeah. It wouldn't mean an Italian flag.

Right. Here's a billion dollars. Go do your expedition. Hey, Columbus, what's that? Oh, it's my Italian flag. No. No, I'm the king of Spain. You're going to do the Spanish flag.

Right? Yeah. I'm just saying the Italians don't have any business taking credit for it. What are you looking up? Where the origins of Christopher Columbus, the documentary Columbus DNA, his true origin broadcast by the TVEs revealed a new perspective about the origins of Christopher Columbus saying that he was of Spanish, Sephardic, Jewish origin instead of Genoese or Italian. His name is Columbus.

That's an Italian name. So he's a Jewish Italian I mean honestly it's like it's What I mean yeah I just don't know how much Like is is Sephardic Jew like a rare thing to be Like if you go back far enough I don't know

Well no I'm like a lot of Jews What are you asking? I don't know It's just like in his DNA or is it Was it actually I don't think he grew up a little Jewish boy Right? I don't know Do you have a Burmitsva? I don't know

Did Columbus have a barma's blood? Maybe you get brisked? I mean, you know, like, is it, I don't know what you're asking me. Is it rare? I mean, statistically, I guess. Well, I'm just saying, like, having some of that, like, in your DNA. I don't know if that would really, I don't know if the Jews would claim Columbus, honestly. Well, I mean, look, they shouldn't just because, like, they have a tendency just to get involved with, like, you know, just get, it would not be a good time to, like, all of a sudden be like, oh, Columbus is ours.

people he says a PR is not great you know the guy left things to worry about oh by the hill hey we're bombing gods by the way uh Columbus that's our guy I mean

I don't know who would really get mad the Native Americans I mean how many Native Americans are left I don't mean that in a glib way I'm just asking how many how many how many a little 6.79 million

No, it's a good amount. That's not bad. It was a good amount of people. Yeah. All right. I'm happy for them. So, no, that's, it's a, I wouldn't piss them off if I were them, if I was a Jewish community by, like, pretending that Columbus was our guy. Yeah.

Just saying. You seem to be very cagey about this. I'm not cagey. You think? Why did you bring us up in the first place? If you don't want me talking about Native Americans, I mean, you, I mean, you. Look, do you think that Dave Americans are right in that Columbus is a bad guy? I mean, I think that to, look, I have heard the argument that in the grand scheme of colonialism in the new world, like he wasn't necessarily the worst of the worst.

Who was? There was a guy who came like right after him. Hitler. Who was apparently doing some shit. Adolf Hitler. Not a Yale of Hitler. But, uh... What you say?

What you said? I said, not a, all that work. But, but I don't see, I don't think that should necessarily matter. You do about Cortez? Not Cortez. No. The Vasquez? It wasn't like a.

America of Espucci. Vanderbilt? I don't, I don't know. What's this article to see here? This is, uh, wait, hold. Why does this button work? God, these, there we go. These New York City parade goers.

response to the claim the Explorer was Jewish, not Italian, quote, we don't care. It's like the fugitive. Let's see. Columbus wasn't actually Italian. Paizan, no. The New York Post really should be. It's worse than Columbus.

The New York Post is a horrible institution. Paizan, no. What am I missing here? I don't know. Oh, Paizano. Oh, Paizano. Like, instead Paizano is Paizon, no. this is like this is like sat like a satirical it's like you made satire for people who were like

you had traumatic brain injuries but well they still there look people who can barely read are still entitled to satire and so we made the new post is there people people who like it's like it's like it's like a newspaper for people who are like on death row doesn't make any this is this is the point of this we don't care said cherry corso who was in the Manhattan parade when Italian flag, right, or Nick. He's always going to be Italian. I mean, whatever. I don't care.

I mean, it doesn't matter. Columbus, didn't kill anyone? Didn't they, like, didn't Spain kill him, like, or arrest him? I guess that's part of the problem. I read there was something where, uh, where he basically, um, some other guy accused him of being a bad guy because he was just trying to, like, you know, it was like, it was, it was like gossip girl or something. Mm-hmm.

Yeah, he's just trying to, like, you know. you know, out maneuver him. Like, you know, he'd like be a fake diary or something. Oh, okay. Or he took, you know, some guy took a fake excerpts that was misleading excerpts from his diary. They like, they like stitched a full quote together. They stitched the ends of a quote together or something. Yeah, it was like, you know, it's the kind of thing where you go like,

I'll take those Indians and kiss them and hug them and they'll never get kissed and hug like that again. and they'll die from happiness. And they'll take those Indians and they'll die. You know, something like that. It isn't quite like the first of them. There was something about how he was describing, basically he was describing that if his home country knew the disposition of the Native Americans, then they would, a bunch of them would be enslaved and they would maybe sell girls into sex slavery and all this.

What? But like, but then that was like kind of changed. And what you're talking about. It was, it was changed to make it seem like he was advocating for child sex slavery or something. You just occurred to me. I don't know if we have it on the docket, but they try to kill Trump again? Yeah, they did. What's going on with that?

I mean, I'm going to make it in my face when I said it. I never said they weren't, but just. I'm only laughing that you brought it up so quickly. So randomly. Well, I just, I just realized like, it's like halfway through the show. And people are going to go, why didn't you lead with Trump getting, I think, I'm sorry. I mean like you know he shouldn't look regardless how you feel about him politically

people shouldn't be trying to kill him no I feel do you actually feel bad for him now well this is not the right hour this is an article about the movie oh right another hit job yeah this is fine

we just make a new tip and look here's the thing it does seem strange I think he just had a gun right U.S. Sheriff said probably... Oh, wait, hold on. Looked at him.

Well, that's Al Jazeera. U.S. Sheriff says probably prevented third Trump assassination attempt. Suspect faces firearm charges, but the United States he tried to harm former U.S. president. So, wait, does the guy just bring a gun to a rally? A United States sheriff says law enforcement, exited.

Officers likely prevented a third assassination attempt against Donald Trump. after a man was arrested with unregistered firearms needed a Republican candidate's California campaign rally at the weekend speaking of reporters on Sunday afternoon Riverside County Sheriff Chad Bianco it's kind of a bad ass name Hey I'm Chad Bianco

Waiting of that I am Sheriff Chad Bianco It's not bad No it was a good name said deputy stopped the man At a security perimeter outside the foreign president's event Um So we got stuff we had an unsuspected

unreserved firearm because of the sudden showed up with multiple passports well that's not great with different names and another registered vehicle with a fake license plate and lowered firearms

I mean look here's my problem with this and I'm all four like you know people do we get

secret service rundowns every time someone gets stopped with a gun like is actually like this has not been happening before is my point right is this a new thing

why don't my buttons work there we go um I don't know what you think well let's just keep reading this as soon as if you're asking me right now I probably did have deputies that prevented the third assassination attempt the sheriff told reporters

he just wants credit for stopping something yeah I'm not saying it was I'm not saying this guy wasn't trying to do it but I don't believe his rationale now look I totally did I totally did the right thing otherwise he's just like

an anti-gun guy it's a very thin line like you look this guy's trying to take your guns if unless you're trying to get you know what I mean if you don't if you didn't stop an assassination

then you're just trying to take someone's guns and Trump's people don't like that well Republicans general I'm saying you know they don't like that it's a political firestorm trying to stop in assassination against the Republican It's got to be a political nightmare

Because like, you know You can't just take everyone's guns Right You know, like you're usually asshole taking guns Until you get the right guy Yeah, exactly You better hope he's got You know, a bunch of shit like passports and stuff

No, I mean sometimes it's like I don't know It may be like affords an opportunity To double dip a little bit Because like you can be the guy going like Bring your guns to my rally It's all good And then you can use the fact

That people brought guns to your rally To say that you are almost sass assassinated. I'm just, yeah, I'm just, look, the crooks thing, right?

The first one. I think he might, I think there might be some kind of attempt to reignite the, the excitement of that first attempt. Look, I,

if that's the case, I'll vote for them. I like that. I like that kind of three-dimensional, what they always call it? They always call it five D chess or four D chess? 4D chess, right? No, regular chess is three-D chess.

No, regular chess is two-d chess. No, no, three-d-chette, listen to me. sorry but 3d chess is a thing look like it's this stuff it's a chess they play in star trek oh okay yeah that's 3d chess uh 4d chess but that's not good enough for trump he's 40 chess but the point is that really would be kind of 4D chess what you're describing there was this real 4D chess come bring your guns and then you arrest them you're like trying to tell me

I love it I love I want Lucy be in charge of my security because she's she's got she thinks like that um yeah so look this guy is an issue you're never going to get better you know do better than a guy on a roof with a gun that's always going to be the most impressive thing right the most like you know oh wow and the second guy you know he was in the bushes and that was like all right this is kind of weird now this guy had a gun they stopped him it's i mean he had other shit too i'm not saying he wasn't intent on it but uh what you look at We're looking for. I'm just fixing that.

You got it. Keep gone. Why you've, just let me. Why do you have to point out everything that happens in the background? I feel like I'm, I feel like I'm my dad ranting and you're ignoring me. Why you Google other things?

Are you online shopping while you rant about stupid things? That's how I feel. I'm being honest right now. That's why. It triggers me. I need you to pay attention to me. In an interview with Southern California news group, Miller, who said he is a Trump's,

supporter denied trying to harm the former president. Uh, these accusations are complete bullshit. Miller said, I'm an artist. I'm the last person. Well, I mean, I always kill people sometimes. Yeah. Did he, Warhol killed Marilyn Monroe?

And I remember not wrong. I didn't, why did he give her those pills? Oh, she was a pillhead. I forgot. I'm the last person who would cause any violence and harm to anyone. Well, I don't need a last one. I mean, a guy with a gun can never say he's the last guy. you can say I did I'm not going to hurt anybody

but a guy who has a bunch of guns can't say I'm the last person ever hurt or anybody you have them for a reason what's your what's your what's your medium of art assassination assassinate people for art

Trump's campaign did not immediately respond to a request for comment the U.S. Secret Service assesses that the incident did not impact protective operations and former President Trump was not in any danger well that doesn't I'm sure I didn't like that announcement the US attorney attorney's office said in the statement on Sunday

well no federal arrest has been made the investigation is on the go is they didn't arrest the guy I don't understand what the hell is happening they didn't arrest or maybe the sheriff did the secret service should arrest you if you have a bunch of unregistered firearms at a rally yeah this country sucks we have all the rules just suck I just spit a little on my microphone Why can't we have a I know we have a bunch of states

So you get you know If you're having an abortion here You go to jail If you try to marry your cousin over there You go to jail They just want to put you in jail Unless but that's why I just watch Bora Bora on my 8K TV or whatever

It's 4K but they keep telling me how 8K is the video Right Just watch the Tahiti On your TV Yeah And if you don't think it's good enough Then then fix your TV game

We can experience that without getting, yeah, arrested for bringing in some kind of illegal animal. We're going to get a boar and get AIDS from some kind of animal? So I'm a monkey? You want to get AIDS from a monkey and boar a boar? Is that what you want? Let me enjoy it in my living room. Last month, the U.S. Secret Service acknowledged a series of failures that made during the event in Butler, Pennsylvania,

including deficiencies in advanced security planning and poor coordination with local police. that's where the crooks thing happened right yeah yeah stop trying to recreate like this is like star track this is like star wars nine no wants it anymore mm it's enough like yeah like you have your chance well honestly if this if these are valid assassination attempts in this country shot remember the 60s and like everyone like someone would die every other day yeah it's just like you know jfk rfk uh ted kennedy crashed that woman into a van into a river uh and okay Malcolm X uh

the Wallace so many people I'm just saying like it's just I think I like thinking of Chapicuitic as an assassination assassinated that woman I'm just saying like you know

that was Kennedy's getting even we're sick of being victims here the best defense is strong offense Ted Kennedy so I mean I'm glad Trump's okay but yeah his movie's out this movie, not his movie, but the movie they made about him.

They called The Apprentice. That's cheeky. Apparently, it's not doing well. What is this? Yeah, it's too bad because that guy's a good actor. I mean, isn't the guy for the Sopranos, but the... Is the guy from the Sopranos? What are you talking about? No.

He's the guy from a Winter Soldier. He's the guy from... Oh, oh, okay, he's... Oh, yeah, this guy would be... That guy would be too old at this point, probably. Who do you think he is? The guy who's, you know, has this stripper girlfriend who he kills? You thought that was...

You thought that was... What's his name? Joe Pantolioni? I thought... You thought Sebastian's the Winter Soldier was Joey Pants? The guy who decipher from the Matrix? Ralphie from Sopranos? No, it's Sebastian Stan.

The guy who plays a Winter Soldier. in the Marvel movies I haven't looked at a lot of the trailering yet apparently Trump has railed against the just-released biopic about his life in a social media screen earlier on Monday calling it a cheap defamatory

and politically discussing hatch a job and the door his presidential candidacy cares didn't do well the movie didn't do well what you want me to do I'll make a goddamn movie I'll make a movie called the

suck this suck this shit and it's just it's just it's just it's just it's just it's just my political views mixed with piss um and guns I put guns in my own piss and I go this is how I feel about the world yeah well what you ignore you ignore you're not giving me any credit

no it's great we will start at Sebastian Stan why not he's good at these you know what you should be called what it should be called piss is my gun oh oh oh like like this is my rifle this is my gun this is my gun this is my fun wow this is the reason we got married um look i don't know what to tell you uh if you don't want movies about your political enemies um then you guys sign up for the come podcast and we're gonna you know pisses my gun coming 2025 what is pisses my gun gonna be about you think I I kind of picture it being like an erotic thriller a neurotic thriller wow is it involved on water sports um no I think that would be too on the nose right I think maybe he just pisses on his enemies but not on his lover who's he who's he well

whatever James Bond type character we come up okay I don't I know this is like a personal movie I was making but okay we're revamping it into into a James Bond type thriller fair enough I don't okay so it's just are we gonna should we try to get um the guy who just finished playing James Bond Daniel Craig oh yeah but let him be old you you don't work out that much your main thing is pissing on people you can get fat if you want get fat yeah we'll we'll shoot it in like you know in Bora Bora you can eat a bunch of crepes or whatever they eat down there you know He's like, well, mostly they eat a lot of fruit.

I'm like, I'll bring you donuts. You don't even have to shower if you don't want. Yeah, the camera can't smell you. Oh, man. And then what, should we get a hot girl for him? We'll get, um, uh, we'll get, we'll get Rebel Wilson. Robert Wilson. Who's that?

The fat. I don't she's fat anymore. Oh, she's not? No, we'll get, we'll get him some hot girl on the real. I don't know. I mean, she's like, who knows. I think people kind of like just take heroin and they say they say they're on the Zembek

but they're really shooting heroin and meth Daniel Craig Stoffer for piss is my gun Daniel Craig's co-star will be that little girl from hereditary the one whose head gets cut off by the telephone pole she's probably like 10 years older now right? Yeah so this will be her brick coming out

as a lady. Oh okay. Did that be helpful? I always think about maybe getting like a girl in a wheelchair. Like a hot girl on the wheelchair. Like it worked you. Like if you get a hot girl on the wheelchair and he's been like, but she'll just be sitting all the time. But I feel like that'd be like you, look, I am not trying to exploit you on.

But I mean, like girls in wheelchairs don't get the best parts, right? No. Let's just be honest. So I can pay a reasonable salary to this wheelchair bound woman who's hot otherwise. Or because of that. I'll be progressive because of that. she's hot because she's in the wheel or right that's what they want

yeah like she wouldn't be as hot if it wasn't for the wheelchair right you're the fact of you're crippled is so hot which sounds like I'm exploiting no it's it's way of world now there's some kind of I mean this could be also they don't like cripple do they maybe the wheelchair is cool what's wrong with cripple like why is so offensive about cripple

it's because they used to say that to people like the tiny tim yeah they used to say get out of here you crippled rat while they were throwing rocks at them you can't call someone crippled, but can I say she's crippled? This, my beautiful actress here is crippled. They still don't like it.

I will probably make a comeback at some point. Yeah, well, I said she's dimpled, but they know what I mean. She's really, she's very dimpled if you know what they mean. Anyway, but she'll just be sitting, she's not actually playing a wheelchair about woman with my point. Yeah. But I'm getting her on the cheap, not to be crude about it. But she really has like Rett's disease or something.

wretz disease what yeah retz disease what does retz disease what is this are you a doctor or something what the fuck is rest disease what are you talking about it's a horrible illness it's very rare i hope not i hope but she's just paralyzed from the waist down what's wrong with you why do i want someone who's retic i mean she does it causes a lot of facial deformity and well jeez i didn't say i wanted a facially deform i wanted a very hot woman no and i guess i'm going to get in trouble now because what do you mean a woman A woman who's riddled with wretch disease Can't be hot?

No, of course she could. But my point is, the whole point of this was we're getting Daniel Craig on the fat. We're getting this wheelchair hottie on the cheap. And we're trying to get this movie made. Piss my gut. Pisses my gun.

Doesn't have a huge budget. All right? So the point is, you know, some girl who's as hot as, you know, who's really hot? name a hot woman will you Sidney Fine

So Sidney What do you think What a quote would be A few million at least A few mill at least I get this wheelchair about a woman For like 30 grand maybe And she's just as hot

You know Unless you need her walking She's just as hot I'm just imagining Like the movie's over And she's like complaining about her salary Because like $30,000 sucks It's not great

You're starring in a movie with Daniel Craig. Well, look, I mean, he's like, and so we, like, it becomes a big issue. Yeah. And so we just kind of, like, drag Daniel Craig into it. And we got, like, hey, we paid you a lot of money to be in this. Can you, can you, can you, what do you mind giving her some of your money? Oh, like, you look, Daniel Craig, look, I, I, I think Daniel will be the first one. I mean, we're in, like, a joint press conference.

Yeah. I think Daniel would be the first one to say that the equity range is way off. And then, you know, he should not be making, you know, 75 times what a crippled woman makes. Wouldn't you agree, Daniel? Like, you know, you should pay her more. Like, or pay you less. Because the ratios work like that. I know I know they didn't teach you that at James Bond School.

But, you know, ratios. You know, just take the rich always want. Why are you paying the poor people more? Because we gave it all to you. That's why, Daniel. So can you help you do it with the right thing? We don't have a lot of money. You know,

it was surprisingly, when you go to a bank and you say, I want to make a movie called Pisses My Christ. Wait, Piss is my gun. Pisses my gun. They don't just shower you with millions of dollars. You know,

they don't think it's going to do well. And frankly, neither do why. And Sidney, and Sydney, Sidney and Sidney Sweeney of a C, which is why I made the girl, I made the girl change her name. Sidney's where the name is C-I-D-N-E-Y.

Sydney Sweeney. I mean, she had to do it her own expense. Change her name. This is a sort of a real unscrupulous idea. It's Cindy, the cripple, Sweeney. It's actually, Cindy? wait sin how does it work

Cindy oh she's Cindy Sweeney yeah because the other one's Sydney right the other one's Sydney right so she's Cindy Sweeney people most people don't realize

yeah no we got Cindy Sweeney got them yeah honestly how many times you're watching a romance movie right some kind of hot romance and you're like oh I wish she was standing

never it's never it's always better when they're sitting she's sitting on a piano and like yeah it'd be better of her legs we could do some movie magic and have someone dangle her legs occasionally with ropes and pulleys like you know like fishing wire so you don't see you on camera or we we have a little bit of special effects for that we move her legs because it is nice when a hot woman moves her legs yeah like maybe maybe the first time she walked in the room because the entrance is always important oh you want to I thought he would just walk in she'd be sitting on the piano

see you want to this is that story right this is like that story about the the Russians and the you know uh NASA wanted to make a pen that would write in zero gravity so he spent a billion dollars in 20 30 years

developing a pen that would write in zero gravity right they can write they can write in space you know what the Russians did use a pencil see and my your our version of that is you having CGI legs

so she can walk in. This is me, Daniel Craig, why not just have him walk into me her while she's sitting on the piano? That's the pencil. That's my version of the pencil. She's already sitting. That's fair.

And we'll use the CGI to dangle her legs. So you get the subtle difference here? You want to have her walking like she's some kind of, you know, mechanical spider. Oh. You know, it's like, no, just we can make them dangle realistically, maybe. It'll still be unpleasant to look at it.

And she won't like the idea. No, is she going to be, because a lot of the time, like, bond girls are kind of in on the action in some way. Sure. Right? There's a, there's a, there's a turn where they sabotaged him or something. Is she going to be involved? Do you think she has any action? I can imagine so many times when they're, like, sitting in a meal and a spy comes in and she pulls a gun out of her purse and starts shooting.

Why? You just have to get up. You don't have to stand to shoot. You know, that's a brilliant stuff, though. You know, well, she's, she's in the car and she's shooting out the car. Hmm. You know, what she's going to stand in the car? And that's not even safe.

Why would she do that? I mean, this is, this is where the writing comes in. You just write around it. Maybe every once in a while, she, like, during a car chase, like, she'll sacrifice herself by rolling into traffic. Rolling into traffic? Um, what? I don't have a wheelchair.

But, no, she's in the canon of the film, she's not in a wheelchair. Oh, okay. She's just a woman, a hot woman. got cheap because she in real life uses a wheelchair. In real life she can't use her legs. But the audience doesn't know that. That's the point. If I wanted a hot woman,

if I was like, I need a hot woman in a wheelchair, then her agent would be like, well, you got to pay up because you need that. Right. My thing is like, look, if I'm going to pay good money, I'll get, you know, Cindy Sweeney. Well, Sidney I'll get the real Sydney Sweeney. if I'm going to pay Bucco bucks

But for this price You know It's just a market I'm sorry Here's how it works If she'll be so good in it People will want her And here's what you don't want

You don't want me saying Look at this wheelchair-bound woman It's just so hot in my movie And everyone goes, well she's hot When she was in a wheelchair We can put her in this movie Where people will walk They don't know

I'm going to make it so seamless. They think she walks. And they'll make her offers to being their movies. And then no one's going to be like, oh, we got rescind the offer you can't walk. They'll just fucking deal with it. I'll say it's to the agent. I don't know how you got to Hollywood. You know, I don't know who would Nepo Baby Pipeline you came out of.

But I'm telling you how to do your job. Just how Cindy Sweeney becomes a star. All right, dumb ass. Don't fucking try to woke me. I woke you This is my gun Coming in 2025 We're not giving us enough much time either

It's like right around the corner Yeah we gotta get on this Even if it comes to that next fall Still like you know Pre-production is gonna go wild Yeah Daniel Craig's not gonna do this We're gonna be lucky to get Michael Madsen Who I think he beats women

We gotta get so much insurance for him If he doesn't I hope he doesn't Right he was accused of something Women right I don't know that I don't look it up I don't want to make sure we don't slander Michael Madsen, but he was accused of hurting a woman, I think. Yeah, it's already coming up.

Restraining her alleges multiple instances of physical and verbal abuse against his estranged wife. So unless she's lying, I'm not going to assume she is, then I'm in the clear. Legally. Imagine we got sued. That's the last thing. His podcast needs.

We're the best. They can actually be good for us, maybe. Maybe be good for us. Yeah, it could be good. Yeah. But, yeah. Oh. What is the plot of pisses my gun, though?

We focus so much on having a fat Daniel Craig and a wheelchair woman. Maybe they have to stop the Trump assassination. The fourth one. The fourth one. It's not funny, but it is a little bit for the wrong reasons. um what is what is like i was you going to stop it he's just gonna he's gonna murk a bunch of a bunch of law-biting trump supporters he's just going to go a fucking buffet and just don't shoot me with a buffet he's just a fat murderer

Fat old, charmless murderer. Like, completely gone out of his eyes. This is, and this immobile woman can't break through to a woman and how she tries. It's just they have,

they have, they have, just passionless sex. When he mounts her missionary style and just pumps into her. Terrible. Dead eyes. We're just dead eyes.

He goes, well, he's going to. what are you going to do tomorrow? I'll probably just shoot more people at the buffet. I hope they have a lot of bacon. He's tasked. He's called to a meeting with them.

I want you to stop money to the assassins. And so he doesn't ask, I don't ask questions, do what you got to do. But he would stop him. If he knew his plan was just to go to IHops around the country or buffets and just shoot people, he wouldn't approve of it.

Trump's not a monster like that. But this is what old Daniel Craig does. And he was like, the woman in the wheelchair woman was just some woman who was hot. That would be the first scene, the first place. And he's like, you're, you know, you want to be my girlfriend. She was eating, she was eating, she was eating eggs, baked, eggs Benedict. It's delicious. Gross, hollandaes all over her mouth.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, she's freaking, you know. Just a real pig. I mean it's humanizing Because you know I'm sure that like people in wheelchairs Have this whole like mythos about them And we have to be perfect otherwise

You know We're in a wheelchair We can't walk and run So people expect us to do everything else perfectly And so but they want to be messy A messy eater I'm like well I'll let you I'll let you do that in my movie

Because you're hot She's so hot This girl's gonna be so hot You have no idea how hot A girl we can get because she can't walk we'll never be able to this is going to be like such a hot girl you have no idea how

she's going to sell the movie we're going to have her like you know cleavage in the on the poster and Daniel Craig is going it's going to be called and the poster will just say like their bond their bond is

they have a great bond like a review whatever but it's just like Just to get that word bond in there. I mean, and do you, like, so far, this movie just seemed like it's just a series of murders. Yeah. I mean, is there going to be escalation? Um, maybe.

Maybe at one point he goes to Canada and, I don't know. I don't know tax people there. Because it is. It's just like an hour of like over and over like him at the buffet, some different buffet, shooting a bunch of people. And then like in some different motel having like just really passionate sex with this hot girl. And then like after an hour goes by, he's just in a van going to Canada.

And he just starts shooting into traffic. and the girl um no legs she has legs she has legs she just can't use them digital legs

no no the real legs she has legs but not in the movie in the movie no the movie she has legs no no I never said that she was like a legless woman she just can't walk and it's not really in the movie we don't draw attention to that we gotta use digital legs because like because otherwise

look legs that don't work have a look about them people can tell they don't work I just I told you for a senior two we'll have you know guys moving the legs for dangling them yeah sure maybe for the sex scenes they'll do that too whatever whether she's comfortable with just saying we're gonna get like an advisor

I mean the money people would spend on a quote sensitivity consult or whatever I'm gonna get like a like a guy who's no legs to tell me, or a guy who can't walk, to tell me how, like, you know, the best way to do these things. Right.

I don't want to hurt her feelings. Don't get it twisted. All right? I'm not trying to make her feel bad. That's the opposite of what I want. She's not going to give a good performance if she's all self-conscious because we're like, yeah, you don't, you don't have legs, right?

Like, no, I have legs. They just, I'm paralyzed in the waist down. I told you just many times. Anyway, so, legs of some kind when when Daniel Craig goes up to Canada and starts attacking people there

there's also like kind of a subplot up there where where she's like going around like French Canada and trying to practice French and but she's just not very good at it she can't talk to anybody is it set up earlier or is this out of nowhere

is she like is she always Well, you know, there's going to be a part where, like, Daniel Craig is drenched in blood and, you know, he's been doing his dirty business. And the audience is going to start to wonder, like, where's, where's the lady? Where's Denise? Yeah.

The character is Denise. Yeah. Denise's the hot girl. No, well, I'm asking, though, like, when he first meets her, she's eating eggs Benedict, is she, like, reading, like, a French dictionary or something? Yeah, like, maybe, you know, is like, yeah, it's implied. Check out of his gun. Yeah.

Yeah. She might know some, it might come in handy. Is that kind of, does that kind of. Does that count as Chekhov's gun? I think it counts as Chekhov's gun. Good. All right. Foreshadowing.

And then so, yeah. So he's at a French-Canadian roundabout somewhere, just shooting into the roundabout. And like, and then it cuts to the motel, which, you know, he cuts her at, like, a top, Tim Hortons. And, like, he's, like, trying to try to order in French. And, like, we speak English also. So this is not working. she's leaning on the counter

she's like parlor yeah no that's not right but she's leaning very orically on the counter because in reality she can't stand yeah maybe just do it from waste up a lot of waste up shots for her

why waste the you know the lens the film whatever look I this is not to exploit her it's just we're just trying to get an indie movie made yeah it's the age of Marvel movies all right I'm sorry if I can't afford You know, Richard Link, I'm not Richard Link Ladder.

I didn't start making movies in the 90s, and we can make a movie about, like, Ethan Hawk, and that girl, you know, three different movies about them just flailing about Paris or whatever. And every studio is like, here's $100 million, you indie filmmaker. That's not what this is. No one wants movies that aren't superhero movies,

so I have to do this on the cheap. All right? I'm sorry, I'm not Kevin Smith. I'm sorry, I'm not Quentin Tarantino. He's the only one is actually. good. Natalie Lara's fine. What do you mean?

I never saw boyhood. I saw boyhood. It's good. Yeah. That's fine. Tarantino's good. So many years. Maybe he'll produce it.

Maybe Tarantino will produce it. It was kind of impressive in the sense that you're like, wow, these people are like getting old. I mean, look, I don't want to be a dick. I don't want to be a dick. I don't know anything about boyhood, really. Was he even talk in it? It would be the perfect cover.

We know what we know about Hollywood. Like, no, I was making a movie for 12 years for we're like we're like that was an excuse we had to stick with it you know I was saying something similar but kind of different that boyhood was just like a project for richard linglater to prove that he's not that he's not a pedophile because if i could make this movie and not do it why would he keep working with me right if I can't argue with that well I think this movie sounds great I think it's a great thing for us to work on 2025 yeah um so So, you know, look.

You always need a project. You always need something. You always need some little carrot and stick. Carrot and stick. You always need a carrot. You always need a stick. Piss Christ. This is my gun.

I mean, the title, they're going to, a lot of people are going to try to get us to change the name. Yeah. If they have any interest in the movie. Yeah. Once we have Daniel Craig and we have this hot girl. And they don't know if she's crippled. Whatever. She's a handicapped woman.

Is this girl's high as shit? can you change the name? This movie actually might do well, but no. Look, what we really need to do so that we seem open-minded, but we don't have to change the name is we need to put piss as my gun on a list of like three films and then make the other two really bad. Like, yeah, piss ass. And then piss shit.

One of the titles is Wheelchair, bitch. Oh, that's going to be better. And where we're, and. That actually, really, sense because he's not in a wheelchair. That'll be the French-Canadian title. Yeah. Yeah.

They'll appreciate that. I mean, you know, they'll translate it into French-Canadianian. In French Canada, it's just called wheelchair bitch. It's not even translated. Like, why is it called this in the third country? Shut up. Thanks so much for tuning in the show. Remember, I said it before, but, you know, like, subscribe, you know, comment.

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