Kump - Ep. 189 Chinese Penthouse Party

Episode Date: October 22, 2024

Ray and Lucie discuss Trump working at McDonald's, the City of Yes, Elon Musk, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week! Follow Kump on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/raykump Kump Hand Merch https://bonfire.com/store/kump/ Follow Ray on Sound Cloud https://on.soundcloud.com/QbP8

Hello and welcome to calm. Hello. Hello, Lucy, how are you? I'm good. How are you? Feeling very calm. That's where I am. Zen. Zen.

I'm feeling. energized and just I tell people what I've been doing you've been engaged in a very involved project of making this I don't know if you want to bring women back here

and have sex with them or something but you've been doing stuff to this apartment Is that option? Was that only not happening because it wasn't clean enough? Look I'm not going to let you cheat on me if it's a mess I bet you've been kind of feng shuiing everything

I don't want to culturally appropriate I don't know the fun choy nation we might take offense to that but yes I've been we have our cat Her name is Dana And she has taught me Through her actions of aggression How to be more

Because look A cat sees why The cat attacks the wires She choose the wires. The wires drive her crazy, right, all over the house. I have a lot of wires. I have scents. I have computers with two screens and plugs and cords and all sorts of, and cables,

and H-DMI cables all over the place, right? Yeah. And the cat was just bha-and-jump and attack it like it's a bag of spaghetti. I didn't know cats these bags of spaghetti in the wild. I thought they ate things like mice or birds, but they eat spaghetti bags, right? These cats? Well, she probably thinks

she probably sees all those wires and she thinks that the apartment is full of worms. Oh, worms are, okay, worm. They're full of it, yeah. Imagine walking around your apartment and there's worms everywhere. Right.

And you're like, I gotta eat these. That's what the cats think of it. Right, so it's like, and good for her, but also it makes her aggressive. But I think on a psychological level, like a subconscious psychological level, I want to eat worms. And so that's why I've been so aggressive for so many years

And I got to be careful not to lose all of it But you know, because I've been seeing all these wires And subconsciously driving me crazy I'm like a cat So I'm like, eh, mm, mm, that's why I'm always screaming about things And going and ranting about, you know, currency Or, or why my Uber Eats delivery is delayed. I'm just, and this guy's like, why, you know, it's just a

how many chaco tacos do you need in the day that's not the point i'm looking at wires that's not yours to decide right but yeah but he doesn't understand i'm just staring at a bunch of wires i mean do i mean do you do you think that like um who we're like a pretty aggressive guy and we like dick cheney probably just looking at wires all day where those guys are going on tombs like who like you know uh do enhanced interrogation they get psyched up by just staring at a bunch of you know coax cables like tangled coax so anyway I've gotten into cable management

which it's the kind of thing where as soon as I decided like you know I got the old because the cat would just go behind the screens and like I don't know what she's doing she's eating and then you find like a wire cut in half but more importantly I don't know what she's going to find

back there so I'm like I got to fix this and I assumed well it's probably if you type cable management on Amazon you know someone in China has invented a bunch of little clip things probably it's everything in our world now it's like everything you can think of there's some factory in china that just makes a bunch of stuff and it's cheap and some half of it doesn't work or it has no purpose but the other half yeah which is exactly what i got i spent $15 for like

a hundred and twenty piece uh kit of cable management stuff with like little clips and snaps and and mesh mesh wraps and half of it's useless i don't even know what to do with it but the other half i wrap up the cables i clean up the uh everything but it's not just that you've been putting paintings up you've been putting some of our records up on these little stands oh yeah well you know i put i yeah well once you start john coltrans once you stop you know just just fuming about the fact that your chaco taco taco is five minutes late you're like oh what can i do it is that you know my head's clear you know i'm i'm a person again I feel,

I feel calm. So yeah, I got some paintings. You know, women, women don't want to talk about wires. That's just something I've noticed, just,

you know, in general. Yeah, I'm like, I'm talking about wire clips and now, and she's like, nope,

you put a painting up. That's all you've done. The painting was, was the cherry on top of weeks of work, of wrapping and tucking and, and,

and, and snaring and tying. and squishing and squishing and bagging you understand it's all about hiding things you get these j channels it's not just anybody's one kid i brought a bunch of stuff you had these little things that you stick to the thing the floor and then you put the cable through it it's all just it's all got to go somewhere it's like it's like it's like building a basically a transit system in your apartment and your wife just thinks you're just you know fiddling just plug it in just plug it in the guy who built the Brooklyn bridge his wife's pottages just

playing the water that's not true she actually finished the bridge I think I think his wife when he died of the bends or whatever she actually got the bridge finished she's actually very important I was watching all I got into architectural digest videos for a while shout out

I love to become an architect my tool to become an architect of course I am these people who tell you can do anything in any age are idiots how am I going to get peas an architect I mean I have to go back to school It probably does. People probably do want a young, you know, energetic architect. I mean, they don't want, they don't want, I'll be 60 by the time I can do anything interesting.

If that's an architect, probably. No one wants a 60 year, a 60-year-old architect who has no credentials. So where do I know any of your work? No, I'm, I'm an upstart. I'm a, I'm a fresh-faced kid. You're 60. Like you haven't built even like a, I have a school project I can show you. They think you're, they think you must have gone to jail from murdering your wife.

best case scenario like you know to go I feel like you're Andy Dufrein but he wasn't even an architect but if you told him the story of the Shawshank Redemption but you were instead of accountant you were an architect

maybe you get a job maybe they go but they're still like well to be fair we just don't you know what kind of buildings would you want to work on if you were an architect the Empire State building State building that's a pretty big one yeah it's like a second one or something

or something I don't know Make a second one right next to it I'd like to copy it and put it in China I know they have those duplicate cities and stuff But I'd love to do that I'd love to make a like my own version of it I think you make a cool prison Like I think you'd be a good prison architect

Because you watch a lot of like you know Prison videos so you could probably actually imagine Like what you know What would be nice to have in there I don't want to make this whole episode about women and men We're women off of Mars and Venus, but that is a very feminine view of, like, what, you know,

like how, like, who should design a prison, like, the physical prison. I like what you're doing, because, like, you know, a man would say, hey, like, you know, you have to put a bunch of beams here and, like, pour some concrete, and you're just like, you know, who gets along with who? And, like, it's like, it's too different. And as a warden would do that. Once I build the prison, the warden can go, the Latinos can go here and the whites and they mix them, you know, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's really true. I mean, we could, we could, we could solve a lot of prison problems with good art.

I think we could solve a lot of prison problems with good architecture. It's mostly race knowledge. Everything's broken down by race in prison. Unfortunately, it's not very progressive. What if, you know, like if you were in some kind of, I don't know, American History Act's, situation. Yeah. I'm trying to not say,

just say out loud, what would be happening to you? But like, but, like, the things that raisins come from? Yes. Yeah.

But, what if there was just like a tube that you could step into that would just like take you out? Like a big, like one of those things are they like, when you send letters

like a pack, like in a factory or whatever, you know, like, it goes up. Yeah, it's like an escape tube. That's actually,

an interesting idea. It wouldn't just get clogged. I mean, it would just be constantly full of people. We'd get clogged. Well, look, how many attempts are you going to make to, you know, trap somebody in the shower per day? Probably those guys, like, they get one chance a day at best, right? Yeah, but so one guy gets in a tube, they go to the next guy.

He's like, let me get in a tube. And then it becomes a game of like, because it's already, like, there are guards, and sometimes they don't care, but I think, like, you know, but you have to kind of do it in these windows of time. So it becomes a game of like, get, you know, like, what are you doing basketball? Basketball's coming back tonight, by the way. NBA, shout out of NBA.

But, you know, how do you defend in basketball? You get between the guy and the hoop. So the whole game becomes get between the guy and the escape tube, which is fine. I mean, it's better than nothing. Yeah. But, I mean, we used to play this game called Red Light and prison. I mean, I'm a school, I'm the bus, the school bus. And it was a thing

You had that red light in the back And like It was a pretty intense brutal game Like you started the front of the bus You have to like touch that red light Everyone's really trying to just beat This crap out of you Jesus Christ

Your school bus was so chaotic It was fun It was a lot of fun Was it was a bus driver yelling at you Oh I'm gonna rip your head off And shit down any of that And we didn't realize that was from like Phile Jack

It was a guy carmines It was really nasty man But but yeah so he so but that that's where it would become kind of it wasn't a lot of fun but I mean no one was actually trying to you know

California raising your ass you know what I mean you know what I would do in red light what I would sock full of quarters slamming people you would go too hard you play too hard

yeah I would I would dive under the melee I mean, sure. I mean, but then it can't stomp you. Yeah, that's a very risky prospect. You have to get up at the end anyway. How violent did this game get where people stomped? I mean, you would have been, yeah.

I mean, maybe that pretty, I mean, I wasn't the toughest kid in the world. Like, you know, I wasn't like some kids from Southie Boston or whatever. Is that how you saying? Southie Boston. I don't mess with me. I'm from Southie Boston. Anyway. But, I mean, you know, because kids are not like, you know, older kids are not great at regulating how hard to hit a younger kid.

Or they just don't care. Right. Whatever. I could see you ramming through a few people, though. Yeah. No, I was, yeah. I got, I won sometimes. It wasn't like, I mean, I guess they weren't like breaking your bones.

If that's what you're, if you're trying to, you know, if you're trying to like I'm a big, I'm a little bitch. Because I, you know, I'm telling you a story. And I didn't get my bones broken. you're just you're just women love to see men violence each other I don't like to see men violence each other

I swear every woman it's part of evolutionary biology and uh but yeah so I've been organized so I got some paintings and it's nice

and we're living in peace finally yeah but so you can learn we can learn something from your pets pay attention to your pets and pay attention to your pets and pay attention

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selling everyone to not subscribe. Again, so feminine. I just such deceptive traits. Deceptive at traits. I want to help. I just, I just think some people might respond to like kind of the hard to get kind of thing yeah yeah let's just again you're teasing and you're manipulating and you're being a woman congrats well i we like talking wires all day you have a patreon it's patreon.com slash rate com you get an extra episode every week for five bucks

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What's, what's the story? So Trump, where is this thing? So I thought Trump was a billionaire, but now he's working at McDonald's. What's going on here? This is, I mean, let's see. Look, bring this up. He actually, I think he looks good in his uniform. Yeah, he's kind of, he looks kind of cute in that.

Yellow is a good color for him. Yellow, the yellow accent is nice. I do think that shirt, you know, people talk a lot of crap about how he doesn't look good. He's got a fat ass or whatever, weird body. But that, leave that shirt. But that shirt's probably $1,000. You know what he does? He may not be like the most, what do you call,

habadastriced man in history. But he probably has expensive suits. No one at McDonald's you've ever seen has a shirt like that. You know, with his cufflinks. No one's ever worn cufflinks under their apron at McDonald's before. I guarantee it. I've worked at McDonald's. A man who doesn't have cufflinks or a custom cut shirt.

But he looks good as a point. Yeah. He's here because. Well, yeah, he doesn't just want to look like a slob while he wants some people to know it's a, it's a publicity stand at least. I wasn't sure at first. Did he lose a lot of money again? If you put him in a like if you put him in a kind of slovenly shirt. Yeah.

Like people might not, people might not even recognize him. They might think he's like, I think an old man looking at wearing a McDonald's. I think I don't want to sound arrogant here. Because he's lost that which kind of made his look iconic like as he's aged. Like no, no,

here. I'm going to be a little bit arrogant here. I'm going to be a little bit of a no way though. I think I'd recognize Donald Trump. up in a different shirt. I'm sorry. You don't understand the psychological effects of fashion.

You wouldn't even know. If he wore a different shirt, you wouldn't even know who he was. Couldn't even finish your meal. Is there like an article here? Is it just a picture? CBS is just this light? What is this?

They just posted a picture and that's the whole article. Wait, let me zoom out That's crazy That's crazy Well, that's when we got So Trump did some kind of publicity stuff I mean, does it matter Oh, here we go

Well, here's another one That's great That's a great shot Honestly, I kind of want to I know you hate We everyone hates certain things And like you didn't Now you can't get a

You know, whatever feminine products anymore because he voted for Supreme Court whatever people don't like about the wall you know oh people from Syria can't you know come here in August

but I kind of like them I kind of like him that this is this really works you have to give credit where credit to do this really worked this whole whatever I thought of this is a genius this is such a likable

like fucking photo op I've never seen a follow-op works so well before this is amazing the fast food giant said it did not facilitate trump's visitor a pennsylvania restaurant and not endorse candidates for elected office well you fucked up how did this happen this guy seems happy to be standing next to him of course he's he was the president he might be the president again his guys this guys used to standing next to like some doucheback who like you know Kenny who like tells him what to do and he like he like He has no qualifications. You work at McDonald's, I did.

I didn't respect my managers, but I had to listen to him. At least this guy has, like, you know, natural authority. Yeah. Plus, he might like him politically. You might like the guy. Yeah, that's true. Why ever see everyone doesn't like Trump? A lot of people, half the country likes Trump.

I know a lot of people like Trump. At least half the country. He's a likable guy with a lot of people. And I'm starting to see it. I've always liked The Apprentice. You know, now I think about it. I think I love this man No I'm sorry

McDonald is distancing itself From Donald Trump for a high profile visit To the friar It's so funny that they didn't They're claiming they didn't know Maybe they didn't That's such a coup The Vast Food Giants said it did not facilitate

Trump's visit to the Pennsylvania restaurant And does not endorse Candidates for elected office Because they're cowards Because McDonald If you got a fine This guy just gets fired He just a lot of men

Oh, that guy just put, hey, Trump one, but give me an apron. I used to do with Trump. Let's see, let's see. Is there anything interesting here? Who's this woman? Talking about Trump. Fast food joint, clarify, did not facilitate. Again, stop saying the same thing.

We are not red or blue. We are golden. All right, well, the golden shower. Okay, well, that's kind of weird. The Feasterville franchise was closed to regular customers during Saturdays. How do you close down McDonald's about McDonald's knowing? individuals who went to the drive-thru were pre-selected by both the franchise or the franchisee did it or whatever the franchisor and the local trump campaign team

I didn't look this is all a bunch of BS I knew I knew he didn't apply for a job there don't get me wrong don't get it twisted but I mean they're really it once someone says that no we pre-selected them it just takes the magic out yeah they really they should they should just done it and put it on Instagram Gian Camana, Gia Camantanio, who started her his career as a crew member, nearly three decades ago, said that as a small, independent business owner is fundamental, quote, that we proudly open our doors to everyone who visits. Well, he didn't. He closed it down. What are you talking about?

A lot, I mean, it must have been some people who didn't get in because it was a closed event. Right. This guy's a liar. So that's fun I don't know if they're gonna say about what you I mean what's your what's your I mean look I'm not gonna say it's kind of cool that he does that after three assassination attempts

Well they close it down I mean you see your service is vetting these people Yeah but somebody could be hiding in the I don't know You think like some The guy who works the softy machine or something Could be So the guy you

The soft you mean the McFlurry Is it right the McFurray You think that Matthew Crooks and the guy in the bushes at Arilago and in the weirdo with the guns at the rally, where they failed, the McFlurry guy is going to succeed? Maybe. I mean, that would be, that would be. It's a confined space. Like, you'd be chasing him around friars and stuff. It's a great point.

Honestly, you would be a better, whatever you want to call it, John Wilkes Booth than any of those three knuckleheads. I mean, I'm not trying to take anything away from how brave... You don't get him in an open field. You get him by the friar. McDonald's. We're the killbox. It's like, I'm just picturing JFK when he's like, that's the CIA. Like, that's the McFlurry machine.

That's the Coca-Cola. That's the frat station. We're in the center. I don't know. Or McDonald's. What, um... do you mean besides besides the assassination worries i mean how do you feel about the like would i are you asking me if i would accept a hamburger from donald trump no i'm not no

i'm not asking right right i'm not asking you does this make you want to vote for him but something in the middle i mean something like doesn't make you on the spectrum of love doesn't make you love him more um yes yeah no i can definitely see why this would be like why it would make it more appealing. It really is the, I mean the best follow-up I've ever seen of a president or a candidate. Can you think of anything better? I actually like Dukakis in the tank.

Can we bring it up real quick? You like Dukakis in the tank? I think it looks cool. Let's bring them, let's see. People talk a lot of, uh, Here we go. This is Duke Cockney's in the tank. I think he looks great.

Why do people hate this so much? He's in a helmet. He looks cool as hell. Yeah, I always, what I had always heard is that the, was that like the helmet looked too big on him, but it actually kind of fits. It looks fun.

Imagine my president did this now. Hey, I'm a tank, guys. Hey, you told him some liberal nerd. I'm in a tank. I love it. So that's number one, and then Trump's McDonald's thing is number two. I'm,

I'm all about to caucus in the tank. Get in the tank. Hey, if you're not doing, Michelle Obama should get in the tank. She's not even running. Friggin'a Kamala, get in the tank. Oh, definitely.

What is wrong with these people? They think they're better. It's a different world now. You remember Howard Dean? Yeah. Howard Dean went, you know, we're going to go Alaska. We're going to Mississippi.

Yeah. And they, and he was done. That's what happened. this, you know, now you can just like, you know, you can be like, I'm going to burn the poor. And like, they just, you know, it's fine. It's fine. You want to do that?

So, yeah, can you think of any other, like, can we, is, see if there, is there, let's see if there's like a best, like, greatest, greatest presidential election photo ops of all time. Teaching you all how to Google. Well, and the first thing it comes up is Trump had won the greatest president of so yes, he did at McDonald's. He was 82 most unforgettable photos from an election. Let's let's go through this because honestly, I'm not even sure who was Politico, I think he said, right? Whatever. This thing of Hillary Clinton and someone's holding a Hillary Clinton sign, terrible.

That's not even a thing, is it? Some guy in a mask, again, a guy, this isn't a presidential photo. Yes. So an elephant, whatever. Hillary Clinton, it's time to follow up. These are just photos of like things that happen. Significant events, yeah. So yeah.

Presidents of follow ops, you know, Eisenhower, you know, Kennedy getting shot. That's a photo. It's not follow up, you know? Why does it not work? I'm going to exit, wait, whatever. All right. Well, this is not getting better from that.

So, I don't know. This is terrible. So I have to say that it's the, it's the greatest. I've ever seen. Yeah, I mean, I think it's one of the better ones I've seen. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, campaign photos should be a memorable campaign photos, right?

What's what I was trying to go for? Are you a question of my Google skills now? Again, so, I mean, this is this episode, the subtext of this episode is, you know, that women hurt you. Is that picture of Justin Bieber? I don't know. What did you find? You found nothing here.

You really thought you're going to make me look stupid. You found nothing with your alternate Google. I kind of like presidential campaign moments. Is that what you want? All right, here we go. So this is, this is, this one's a little bit better, but still. Again, this is like you argue is kind of, you can argue it's a little staged, but it's basically like, again, a photo of something. that happened.

Yeah, I mean, it's a photo of a newspaper, isn't it's not very good. A follow-up, but my understanding is a situation where you kind of create a situation where, like, you're doing this event or thing to get a photo, right? Like, we're going to hang out with a kid in a wheelchair. Follow-up, you know? Colonies where talks to chair. Again, not a candidate, but sure. Bill Clinton plays the sex.

Oh, yeah. There you go. There you go. Yeah. there you go yeah that's that's like so that's one i like i got a whole slogan it's not really and there's a woman in a visor stupid uh you push holding a kid going like is this one of ours is this one is this one of jeffreys you know um he was just so like is this part he's like is this part of Operation Monarch

This is so creepy Dukak is in the tank The best Yeah there you go And then we got We got Obama hugged Never heard of this Pointless

Nick Sammy James and Nixon It's not a fellow op But you know Did he go I'm not sure what it's supposed To be saying about JFK I mean this is a nice picture

You all was to say about him That he's friends of him Or he likes He's the black people like him but he also kind of looks uncomfortable yeah I'm pretty sure oh yeah yeah he looks like hi he's touching it's touching me it's touching me it's touching me afterwards he's like they're actually kind of polite sometimes like don't talk don't talk JfK he's a nice picture but it's not really a follow-up I guess he could say like you know whatever hang chads again

that's just something that's cool big it's photo journalism not a photo op so this is my point no Trump had at least the number two if not number one because these are all except for wait is that Biden and a bite some biker woman is he fucker in the hands and the bikers are side eye

he's like honestly even though he's at that point of vice president that guy's not having it that guy's about to break I mean I don't even think these guys are real bite and if he is I apologize but there's a lot of guys who like dress up like this who aren't you know outlaw bikers you know you can have a cut not being like I don't so I he probably isn't an actual like you know whatever not a hell's angel yeah

no or you know any affiliate alternate group I don't want to call him he might be a computer programmer or whatever and sometimes those guys might be that too they also hack probably the hells angels might hack into your email but anyway my point even so that guy even still is a raise to throw that that that uh that napkin dispenser into his skull even though he spends his days programming in python and ruby pearl or whatever his programming languages are he's ready to bury this goddamn napkin dispenser and his Biden's soft skull I can't I can't tell if Biden is doing this to show that he has virility or or if he's just like always loved greasy spoon diner pussy yeah just chubby you're like slightly chubby biker women

It's just like just rubbing his soft cock on her smelling her hair Jesus Teddy wrote this is a terrible picture Who is this idiot? Why is Obama crying Someone drive a piece of garbage on the floor Oh is it was that his tears for the children of Sandy hook I guess enough of that

I don't I don't eff with that Oh, right, Clinton jogging. That's not really a campaign thing, but... This is one more. It was Clinton jogging. Yeah, it's fine. Whatever. I'm not showing anymore these stupid pictures.

McDonald's Trump, number one or two. I like Dukai's in a tank. I can't get over that. I want that to be me. I've never wanted to be a man more in my life. Yeah, women don't want to fuck him, but men want to be him. that should be ducaucus women may not want me but men want to be me look at me I'm in a tank I wish I could is he he's is he still alive

Dukakis that's a good question I'd love to meet him he should do ad he should be doing Super Bowl ads in a tank oh no he's dead oh no when he die um scroll out not that far I'll come I'll take it over stop

let's see let's see wait well don't get mad in May I'm sorry his Wikipedia hides his age

like he's like he's like you know who's a woman Coco Chanel don't tell anyone Coco Chanel's age they won't buy number five perfume

it doesn't matter he's been dead for years probably oh wait no he is alive all right he's 90 years old all right tell him to take over the democratic party

this is his time to shine what is he doing he's 90s and he's like Biden's age if I were him I do a yearly photo in a tank yeah I was just making a calendar a nude yeah I get my dick sucked if I was new cogniz I would hire

hookers and get blown driving a tank once a year make a goddamn calendar 12 times a year and get a calendar every year I just really grab And honestly it's like It's the kind of thing where it's a collage There's one

Half of it's one big picture Of him getting one in the tank But then you see the like porn clothes up It's like woman suck You know She's wearing a helmet She's wearing a helmet His cocks a helmet

Yeah You know Just really make it nasty Yeah And there's always a money shot At the end of the collage The kids of the show I could have done this

But what was he kid? way he got he's the most embarrassed man in the history of politics perhaps for no reason i would totally i would why wouldn't he do that you know sure maybe he's cock sucks yeah it's why it doesn't seem to be a big thing like like like former for like former politicians going into porn no no you are right you were correct in that observation that is an accurate observation You don't see many former politicians, presidential politicians you say. You see some politicians who are formerly doing some kind of porn. Sure, not tons, but some.

Yeah. I mean, unless you count, you know, like a tape trait, you know, the kind of tapes, they shoot a skull and bones. And, you know, or Epstein's the townhouse or puffed out of these parties. If you kind of those people as porn stars, then sure, then everyone is. Literally everyone. You can't get in with that. that that's you know that part of it right it doesn't count as porn if you're wearing a goat mask right yeah something i mean you that that's the interesting thing it's one thing for like that

to exist and you go yeah there's a lot of powerful people to protect you no no you literally can't be one i mean maybe not i mean maybe bernie sanders didn't do it maybe maybe in new hampshire they can they can make that happen or is that where is that where you New Hampshire, right? Vermont. But most of the time, they won't let you get in to any of these important positions

unless they have it on you. So they can pull it out and go, now, you know? Yeah, true. We're going to show it. They need it's compromise. This is what the Russians call it, Compromot.

If you don't have compromise, you know, good to us. Defeats his own purpose. You know? Yeah. So that's why the tank. What else is going on? We're spending too much time on Compromont.

This is a lot of topics here. This is a funny. This is actually a funny thing in its Wikipedia. Since the death of Bob Dole on December 5th, 2021, Dukakis is the oldest living major party presidential candidate who was never elected president. He's got that. He should say that while he's getting his joint cop. You ever thought you would be with the, you ever thought you would be with the oldest living major party presidential candidate? It was never elected to office.

You ever think that the oldest living presidential candidate did not be like the office would be the guy who's joint your copping? Small world. I love misusing small world. Hey, small world. I used to be gay. It doesn't make any so. It doesn't make sense.

It's a great joke. Is there more? He's good. Thank you. I can say to a prostitute She said she's I'm a small world I used to be gay

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Elon Musk said something And I guess in a church about people Get it Elon Musk has been trying out a lot of like Assassination attempt material Yeah He doesn't seem to understand Venues, the concept of a venue

And where you say one thing versus another Yeah So he's like Or maybe he does better than anyone Maybe this church was loving it I'm not sure So what did he do? He basically

He says assassinating a puppet is pointless. Oh. Not necessarily. No, yeah. I mean, it could be like a point. Wasn't that the whole point of,

like wasn't Mo Green about, you know, kind of a puppet of the pentanglios or whatever in the Godfather? Isn't that usually what happens is that they get some puppet? And then the puppet starts, you know, it starts,

the whole puppet routine starts wearing them down a little bit. Yeah. And then you got to get rid of them. You're talking about like, you know, puppet shows? Yeah. Jim Henson did this. Is that why they killed Jim Henson?

I mean, I think, I think Putin was kind of a puppet at first. I mean, not to say, you know, not that he was assessing. Yeah, I feel like a lot of the people who end up becoming problems are kind of pop out. People argue that, you know, basically the oligarchs, I think, or whoever were, you know, they kind of, they thought he could control him. But he was a, but he was kind of a bucking bronco. Mm. If we had put him in the parlance of our time.

And, uh, whatever. So my point is, it's, but yeah, regardless, it just seems like, uh, I, I don't, would be something like you know uh you keep trying to kill Trump why not kill I he's dad I guess he was saying like oh why don't they kill Kamal killing a puppet's point that really just doesn't seem great I'm I'm even saying like it's wrong per se I mean I don't think just a puppet whatever maybe you can use that word yeah I don't care I mean that's not the point it just seems like it's a kind of line that isn't it just doesn't do anything it's not you know it's like uh it's like it's like it's like a michael scot line or i was

like not even michael it's what a fucking bitch right like that's that kind of line i hate that bitch and we're like yeah we don't like her but that's kind of weird he said like that and then he was there was another assassination joke at um elan musk hands out second million dollar prize and voter registration giveaway jokes hopefully i don't get shot yeah i don't understand that i don't what hopefully i don't get shot oh he gave out a big check that's nice what the hell Elon Musk made a ride joke about getting shot for his plan to give away one million dollar checks to swing state voters in support of former president donald trump's election campaign sunday just after handing out his second prize so far in pennsylvania

I hope I live tonight Musk joked at the Roxian theater in McKee's Rocks just outside of Pittsburgh Based on some things Some of the things I'm getting, I might not It's all fun in games until someone loses an eye or an ear Hopefully I don't get shot No one lost what are you talking about

I mean What is he paying? Is he just paying people to vote for Trump? I mean Look I don't even mind it Because I mean, they can just do what you want anyway You feel like if someone pay someone a million dollars to vote for Trump

that like even though we have secret ballots in this country like do you feel pressure to vote for Trump look I feel a little rotten taking a million dollars and then not voting for the person who they wanted me to vote for because you're crooked at heart like you don't actually care about power

you care like you're an honest corrupt you're an honest thief yeah you know like look you pay me to do something I'm going to do it Yeah, a person has to have a code, yeah. Yeah, sure. Dukakis has a code. Look at what got him.

It's just, I mean, everything he does is just scummy. Yeah, also it's just making it all about him. Like, yeah. People, they tried to shoot Trump three times. I mean, honestly, it makes me like Trump less that he, like, he, like, he tolerates Musk. He should just tell him to screw off rat. Yeah, you don't need him.

He doesn't need Musk. this guy is just like this cyber truck looks like shit conservatives you're like get rid of this guy you guys feel like I'm gonna give you some politics here you look like cucks being nice to Musk this guy like switch sides and now you're gonna like oh yeah we like you

shut get lost you South African weirdo no one wants you go get dad's emerald mind and jerk yourself to death he said he was definitely upgrading my security and said he was going to roll out an inflatable body double this is enough I'm not talking we're moving on

I can't I can't stomach this anymore um Central Park 5 sue Trump cares that was like 50 years ago they just got a prison or something no I mean someone paid them to sue them whatever I mean like it's fine Trump shouldn't probably shouldn't have done what he did i don't know but like i'm so sick of i'm so sick of like time things

except for the macdonaldson that was great um city was this one's crazy though this is explain to what is city of yes lucy city of yes is eric adams plan and eric adams is who the mayor of new york city yes the mayor of new york city who is he in jail i mean a lot of A lot of people around him are getting charged with corruption. And he's been accused of, I think he's been grand juryed already, right? Oh, right, yeah. Yeah, he's been accused of taking money from Amsterdam or something or Italy. What is it?

Yeah, he's just, there's a lot going on. But now he's, now he's coming out with a city of yes. Does that sound nice to you? Just before you know what it is at all. It sounds very sexual. Yeah. Sounds like an orgy. Like a free-for-all, yeah.

Yeah, just like a, just a, I don't know how you, I don't know how you were force consent on that level Is there just is a sign? This is a city of yes Nobody could say no to sex here Like caution entering here you consent is implied

That sounds very It does sound like there's something skeezy sounding about it That's actually an interesting Sci-Fi story I'm keeping that For myself City of yet

It's just it's just the implied consent But you know Because the poor can't leave Wow, that's actually really cool. No one takes it from me. Go on. Mayor Eric Adams' administration tried to persuade lawmakers today of its plan to alter the city's zoning code to facilitate development across the city. That's what city of yes means?

I guess that's what city of yes means. It's reposalized the backing of Governor Kathy Hochel, the rat. The one who's like, why don't you send your migrants here? Like I don't. They already have them. There was no, there was no, none of the win there. You're just trying to win, like, you're trying to look good to who? Right.

This is a woman who, like, who's eating a sausage and saying, like, this is my brat, brat day. I hate her. I hate her so much. And, like. Oh, right. Yeah. She fed somebody, didn't, oh, wait, no, that was somebody else. What are you thinking of.

That was, that was, um, Gretchen Whitmer. There was, Greg and Whitmer fed somebody Doritos. I don't know. Gretchen Whitmer, the woman who faked her own. kidnapping? I don't know if you faked it. I'm pretty sure it was an FBI faking job. Oh, well, there were a lot of FBI.

I think like nine out of ten of them were FBI. Yeah, it wouldn't have happened if I didn't do that. I don't know if you should, if you can, if you can do it. It was definitely the kind of thing where he, where the people who were FBI were going like, hey, why don't you, why don't you buy these like fancy night vision goggles? You know, the FBI, the FBI can organize a kidnapping of a governor. Yeah. And then acted like, and then got.

one guy is no it's not that it's it's it's it's it's the only thing is that's is the fbi did something for some reason and then some guy like they got some guy it's kind of like when when you take a client out for drinks and and strip club you can you because you have the expense account you working in madman but like this guy's expense account but we all just want to go to scores and get lap dances it's like that the fbi wanted to like do a kidnapping thing and they just got this guy like if we entrapped this guy like if we entrapped this guy he can pay you know the budget will work right we get the budget for this what is what is they do

what is their game it did also like when i was reading about the reading about the group or whatever yeah it was like it the group's name sounded really fake like it was something like i don't know midnight wolverians or something like that no the fbi is very you know what i don't know what they what they gain from anything they're very confusing organization Um, the plan which came up for a city council hearing today has rankled city and legislators, right, right, right, right, right, let's just analyze this sentence, but the plan, which came up for a city council hearing today has rankled city and state legislators representing more suburban areas of the five boroughs.

How about this? I'll rewrite this. The plan made politicians mad. There you go. Five words. Does I capture the same thing? I think so. I don't think anything was captured by this horse shit.

This guy's writing. People can't write your shit. Yeah, you never have to write that someone was rankled. Yeah, rankled. What's right? What was that mean? His fucking asshole skin was wrinkled. Wrankled is when your asshole skin gets wrinkled.

Now you're asking your asshole skin. Be clear. That's still considered skin, right? Your anus? I think so. Yeah. If not, I apologize. All the biologists out there.

Um, They have a bunch of problems with it. What is it? The sweeping plan wouldn't do enough to address the severe housing in four. Oh, so you, because you explained to me yesterday, I never forgot. But basically the idea is that like he's going to put affordable housing. A little bit everywhere.

Okay. Like a little, you know. So rather than stuffing it all in one place, which that seems to make sense. So it would be like a project tower next to the MMM store, which I'm fine with. Yeah. I'd rather a project tower than the MMM. Just turn time square into a bunch of towers. like those you know if you ever if you've ever seen the project towers of uh new york city

i mean probably similar to other cities but you know they always have that they have that you kind of five point design they're very in the brown you know so they're very recognizable and not the most glass towers usually see you were actually trying to convince me to you were trying to convince me to live in more or something i'm just saying people talk about project towers like people who live in the projects and people don't get mad at me but people is talking about people who live in the pro this is like some NBA guy might for instance might become from the project can you believe he grew up in the projects now

he's an MBA and it's like I look I'm sure I know that the funding was cut at one point and they don't repair them enough and like you know things happen in them but I mean stop telling people that like they can't do anything if they were born a project first of all it's the

point of the project is to help people now they're not perfect but hey little boy you're gonna be you can't do shit you'll be lucky to get out of high school that's not helping them if your point of these towers is to help people then stop telling the people who live there that they're very unlikely to accomplish anything i don't understand the point of it is falling over everyone who makes more than 20 grand a year who lives in a project tower can you believe he lives born the projects he makes 40 grand a year can you believe that it's not helping anybody i don't want to sound like kandis owens here but stop it but I guess I guess those people it is nice to be like hey like you know it's like when your mom is just like you know you can do no wrong you know it's very positive I mean you know it's like most people claim they don't want to be

pandered to but a lot of people do so I'm some guy losing the projects and I fucking you know I get I open a checking account people act like if I can you know split the atom I guess it's nice having that I mean I don't get a lot of positive you know reinforcement it's nice sounds nice actually what's the point to us so he's gonna council knows of zoning reform alone cannot I think he really should go with my idea just make it a whole all consent city if you don't if you don't want to fuck move move to Baltimore you know there's too many open apartments here's a deal I'm the mayor of New York City like I look I unfortunately

can't arrest the myriad of foreign nationals you know of the the myriad of foreign born people and you think I'm oh god he's going against the immigrants who own million 20 million dollar apartments and leave him empty see I did a little

rope a dope it is foreign born people but there are people who buy these goddamn and it's trickle down switch it up switched it up it's trickle down economic you know housing shortage because these fucking Saudi billionaires and Chinese roller coaster tycoons and various war criminals from around the world use

this city as a bank by buying real estate and exorbitant prices and then don't even use it is an empty city. You can't even get decent food anymore. Ghost city. The ghost city. We live in a Chinese ghost city and

I would just I would say unfortunately can't like take away their property because, you know, I'm not, um, whatever. I don't know how because I'm not very qualified to be in his office, but what I will do is I will have the NYPD open up all the locks and, and you can fucking them. Right. Yeah. You can turn them in all the orgies.

And have these Chinese people, these Saudi people, or these French war criminals have a problem with that, they can come here and do New York City and lock their doors. But we, but every, every week they get opened. So if you're on here, people will be fucking. There's going to be one penthouse will be used for fucking one one penhouse will be, you know, used for the bathroom. The whole penthouse will just be a bathroom? Who is that helping? I don't know.

Now people we need to use it. But no, you be clear, you just, you didn't say that will be one penthouse will be used. It was a different building, by the way. I'm not saying that you could be different uses. So, right, right. So you're referring to a thing that I don't know of every city. has this problem. But in New York City, if you have to piss or shit, it can be very hard, you know,

especially if we don't have any money. Yeah. To find a place to piss or shit. Because a lot of places won't, will not let you use the toilet unless you buy something. Now, your, so your answer is to use the penthouse. Yeah. Which are typically high up. But okay.

That's nice. But you didn't specify the bathroom. Are you described, because are you, and a lot of these penthouses, I feel like are open floor plan? Are you picturing people just pissing and shitting on the floor of the penthouse? Yeah. I mean, maybe if they're... That's disgust.

I don't want a pissing shit. That's not helping anybody. You just, I mean, just get a bunch of homeless people in there and leave a bunch of crack in the middle at that point. I mean, I don't want, you know, regular working people who don't have a lot of money should not be subjected to like, hey, well, if you want a piss and shit, you can come to this, come to this fucking dystopian crack then where people are pissing and shit on the floor. I don't think it should be encouraged, but you wouldn't, it should be discouraged. Yeah. You have made it. worse for these people you and you you've you've you've enticed them to come to this awful place

where fucking homeless junkies are shitting on the floor hey hey we made it better for you now you can use the bathroom you're just not dreaming big enough a dream deferred um who said that Martin Luther King? It's Langston Hughes. Oh, much better. He's a good guy. He was a black guy, right? Yeah.

It was that kind of thing, right? It was a race kind of thing, right? It was a poem about black people, yeah. Who came first? What? Who came first? Martin Luther King and Lankton Hughes? Lankton Hughes, I think.

Did Martin Luther King steal the I have a dream thing from the dream deferred thing? Holy shit, did he? Look, it's possibly he was thinking about it, maybe, a little bit. It's a famous poem. much, it's so much bigger. I have a dream. It's so much bigger than the dream deferred. Well, it's a different, it's making a different kind of point. It's basically a race. That's also where the

title, where the title Raisin and the Sun comes from. What? Really? From a dream deferred? Yeah. These people are all ripped off lengths and used. Wow. But it's like a race justice poem or something, right? Yeah. It's not like, it's not about like if I could dream about orgies, right? No. It's about race justice. No, it's not about using a penthouse for

pissing. Right. Right. So it's in the wheelhouse. So I feel like, I mean, I'm not like one of these guys who's, I'm not like one of these guys who's chirping trying to find the reason that they didn't want to lose the king. I just, it just came up. Yeah, I'm just saying, maybe, maybe he took that a little bit. You know, it's kind of like the Beastie Boys when they had to give all that money to run the MC or whatever. No, I got that wrong. I screwed that up. But you know what I'm saying.

A lot of 80s artists that end up having a fucking shit. Vanilla I said they gave all the profits, I think, the queen or whatever for his, uh, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. ice ice baby and rightly so because the rap is not very good I mean it's all the beat you know I'm not we're not one of those YouTube channels

it covers for the ice 50 years later just go go look it up if you want I got no you think I'm a guy who's been fanguing wires out of his life and it's calm but I'm getting very angry this episode so what's going on with this this is this is the most pro housing policy

in history of New York City zoning we've never attempted to do something like this at Dan Gardenock as he shit into an M&M a giant M&M he cautioned however some claim that city of yes we'll confuse

rape will entice rape will change low density areas beyond recognition and lead to neighborhood extinction events in fact I think you will find the changes will be very modest I mean what is the neighborhood extinction event every time they use that every time they call it study of yes in another sentence it sounds dumber

yeah that's bad uh do you think this is a do you think this is a distraction from his do i think he's yeah yeah no look i mean i i don't care how good the policy might have been which i'm not saying it is good but even if it was a great policy it's yes yeah i mean the guy's doing this from jail right like is he literally in a prison cell like telling like like telling his you know advisors over in the in the pay phone no no it's called city of yes you know that new thing you're looking for the new policy you're looking for

well listen to this I never want you talking about this unless you're calling it city of yes right mayor you're in prison right now I don't know if you're in the best position to judge shut up and I don't want to hear no you know why

because this is the city of yes yes yes I mean he's I like Erick Adams. I mean, don't the cop. Do the cops like Eric Adams? He used to be a cop, right?

Yeah. It doesn't seem like the cops are happier. Like, one of their guys got to be the mayor, and they seems like they're still kind of like, man, we can't do anything. Yeah, but they're, they feel like that's how it should be. What? I feel like they just get mad when it's not that.

But like, there's never been a cop mayor before. You don't know about. They, or they get mad when it's a, they expect. a certain amount of loyalty from the mayor. Right. No, my point is, like, so, like, didn't they, like, stop arresting people

because, like, they weren't allowed to, you know, people got mad that they shot some people. Which is fine. It's your prerogative as cops. I'm not here to tell cops not to do that. I'm not here to tell cops that if someone gets mad that you shot a clown, that you should stop, you know, enforcing a murder law.

That's your prerogative. But, I mean, now we can go back to, like, you know, arresting people who murder, right? just saying the system's got to work you want look you have a weird level of influencing and and you control the system

like pedgling children and that's fine I don't care but like you have to now we've done this is like a tantrum where you give the kid the Xbox and he's still like you know shitting on the floor arrest my wife's murder not you

I mean it's a theoretical guy I know who the guy is He works He works at Mike Deli Uh moving on What is this What is what is what's to be learned from any of this Well

Um I don't know Like this could be a An architecture project for you Oh, maybe I can build the new project towers. Maybe you can build some houses in the sewers. Look, here's the reality. I didn't go to school for this, okay?

I got no experience. But Mayor Eric Adams, the most beautifully corrupt mayor in the history of New York, has given me the opportunity to prove myself. And hopefully I will. The foundations will be poured very soon in abandoned subway stations. and it'll have the double effect of not letting homeless people live there like a movie dark days

because I went down to that Chanty City one time and they were very I was treated very poorly so here now I'm getting my revenge I'm gonna smoke them out these tunnels are for taxpayers

and maybe some of them can live in my project tower I'm gonna build it around the M&M store it literally like it surrounds it My project tower will be the candy coating on the M&M stores chocolate. You know what I'm saying? It's a metaphor, but also poor people will live here. Or people who, you know, whatever.

I mean, people who don't, you know, you. But I say one thing, anyone who lose in my building, you'll be lucky to make $30,000 a year. You'll take, if you make $30,000 a year, I swear to God, you must be the Messiah. Imagine someone living in one of the money. in my buildings and not being like what is what are we doing and not

shooting himself with his father's gun crazy crazy of true again I don't want to take away my respect for people who were born in the projects and then accomplished something

that's what it's inspiring to say I just feel like am I wrong here I know it sounds like I'm just shitting on people who like, you know, did something good. It actually seems like you're doing the opposite. Right. It seems like it seems like you're saying like, just live in the project.

Don't do anything. You're fine. Oh, you don't accomplish anything? Yeah. No. No, I'm saying the opposite. I'm saying you should be able to. You should be able to do it.

I'm not saying you should like. Sure. This is why you just don't try to fix anything. Like here's my thing. The world's incredibly unfair. And we've done terrible things. And me, I don't know, the worlds and terrible being the people all over.

But you moment you try to fix it. No one can fix anything. Just imagine we're all cats or animals and it's just, you know, it's just not fair. And we're just cats and we lick each other. And we're just, wow. Oh, I don't know. Just don't get mad at me. I try to build a project tower.

I got mad at me. I try to tell people, you know, I'm just sick of being the bad guy. Whatever. Thanks so much for tuning in. And, you know, like, subscribe, patreon.com slash ratecom, extra episode every week. If you sign up for that, five bucks a month, whatever, you know the deal. We'll see you all next week. Have a great week.

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