Kump - Ep. 190 Last Resort

Episode Date: October 30, 2024

Ray and Lucie discuss Trump’s big rally, a strange new product from Sweden, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week! Follow Kump on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/raykump Kump Hand Merch https://bonfire.com/store/kump/ Follow Ray on Sound Cloud https://on.soundcloud.com/QbP8

Hello and welcome to COMP! Hello. Hello, Lucy. How are you? Skip it and hello, huh? Nice. I'm pretty good. You know why?

Why? Because I am just an election fever. Ooh. I did not get an invite to speak at that exclusive rally by the Trump campaign. Yeah, that's a travesty, by the way. I would have done a better job. I would have gone after... Than Trump. Sure, but, you know, but you should have hired me because I will start problems with the maintenance staff.

because, and I'll start problems with the garbage men. You know, you know, forget the floating garbage dump, but what do you call it? He called, Tony Hinchcliff called Puerto Rico a floating pile of garbage. Right, yeah, it was a little misdirection. I would have come out to, why is no one taken out of the trash in my green room? And there would be maybe a smattering of applause or cheers. No, no, no, this is not part of the bit.

does that horror the politics thing or the rally why am I not seen I'm not trying I'm not being a prima donna but you know isn't I'm doing my job why why is why do people feel like I'm not I'm nothing to worry about like you just leave my

is it my I generate trash yes we have we have trash cans there's empty soda cans there's empty chalupas don't worry about I don't worry about why it's trash there been no time for any of the other shit I feel like that would have been

helpful to the campaign that would have been fantastic but instead they went with he's a big star he's got the kill Tony few more viewers than ours yeah yeah look I mean you you you dance with the sword you fight with the lepers that's what my dad always said

yeah you know you want to go with the guy who don't dance with the guy who brung you well then you ain't going to learn new dance all right because i'll teach you all sorts of new dances to teach he's kids and uh so it was a little bit of blunt you it would be amazing to me i don't know i met him once i tried to help him with a computer with a computer problem what were you working for the geek squad no i um i was with you know our friend him and uh i was in the back of the kind of comedy store, and, uh, you know, and he was, he was having some issue getting a clip onto his phone. Oh, but I'm not, I'm not spilling tea here. And, uh, you're right. An issue. C.P.

Right. No. No. Oh, right. Okay. Okay. Got it. I mean, wouldn't that, you're going to implicate me. You're married to me. You can't implicate me and see that stuff. And then, like, what, what you, what you think happened? I go. And then we're to leave you. And you can. You can sabotage our our marriage and our life. All right. So you were helping him with a... Well, I didn't help him. I mean, it was just, I'm only, I'm only doing a full disclosure. So you stole Tony Hitchcliffe's computer? No, it's his phone. And I didn't steal it.

You know, he was having a problem with his assistant. And I was like, ah, maybe he was like, why'd you help him? And I was like, I don't know, I tried. And I couldn't help him. I couldn't help the man. He was, he was pleasant enough about it. He seemed, you know, but I didn't get any inkling that he would potentially ruin a, uh, a, uh, a, torpedo a campaign. But that was years ago. Yeah, we all changed a lot in those years, pre-pandemic. It would be amazing. Again, despite that interaction, I don't really know the man very well.

But it would be amazing if Trump loses is not going to be because of the only Hinchcliff. But that might be the narrative. Right. It's already kind of a thing. And that's enough. I mean, is Trump getting a big Puerto Rican vote? They were all going for Latinos, and Bad Bunny said, hey, I'm with terrorists, I think. I don't know.

I mean, Bad Bunny, he sings in Spanish all the time, right? Yeah, I think so. I don't really know. I don't know what he said. He'll get very mad. People don't realize Puerto Rico is part of America. I often forget. I know it's a commonwealth, right?

I don't know what that means exactly. It means we own it. it doesn't sound nice it means it's ours but we don't really have to we don't we don't take it we don't pick up their garbage right look I mean if it's so if they're floating powder garbage is our fault really because we're we're we're we're sitting there what's the word what do you use hope not we're holding our hands not holding our hands sitting on our hands we're sitting on our hands not giving them the garbage funding they need I mean I don't I don't think I don't think I don't think I

I don't think that joke was fully appreciated because it was, it was misdirect, because there is a giant garbage patch about the size of Australia or something floating in the ocean. Well, didn't that kid from Finland solve that or was he a fraud? There was some, there was some Norwegian kid or whatever who was like, I can solve this and then like, you stole his idea from the Simpsons. He was just going to do the Mr. Burns net or something. Wasn't that that kid? I don't remember. A big fraud. Yeah, let's not say he's a fraud.

Let's speculate. We can speculate if he's a fraud. fraud is a game to be played here Lucy. We can't say this maybe he's a man now, but he was a child is a fraud. We can say that he might have been, you know, we just be wasn't there a fraudulent Norwegian?

I've always wandering around New York City just questioning an officer, wasn't there a fraudulent Swedish man? I don't know. They're going to hit with a billy club. I don't know what the hell I'm talking about. It's late. so whatever how many hitchcliff um had a griped a gripe to the spike with

Puerto Rico and he got his I think he's doing fine people look oh he's what a scumbag he is it's like yeah look I it's not a nice thing to say but I mean things I mean things have been said they're worse right yeah floating pile of garbage all right well it's not is it I'm trying it's not it's not it's not it's not it's it actually a floating pile of garbage? I don't think, not literally. I don't think.

I think there's also some people and trees. It's politically not great. Yeah, it's not great politically to have a guy on your, you know, you're trying to get Latino voters and go, hey, how do you want to get Latino voters?

I think we'll call Puerto Rico a garbage dump. And they go, well, no, that's the best idea. Let's, let's spitball a few more. But,

I mean, we'll keep it in our back pocket. But I mean, you know, it's like, he didn't go, he didn't start doing race science, right?

he didn't start saying why is your skull shaped like this you know that would have been worse he didn't say hey you remember Hitler I'm gonna do Hitler things and I'm who are you and I'm holy Tony Inchcliff I'm very popular

kill Tony's because it's a big podcast you don't even know that's how crazy this country is I mean it's a man I'm not making fun how could I make fun it's a massive podcast and like many people that rally I think I know what he was

this is a nature of famous so siloed now. Yeah. And it's not me going, well, I care, you know, people don't listen to my podcast because even famous podcasters are, you know, people don't know who they are, and they get in trouble for calling Puerto Rico your garbage can. That's not what I'm doing. I'm not equivocating. I am just saying. And by the way, we're not doing, we just got 10K subscribers. 10K, baby. We're 10K. Don't keep doing more about how long it took. Don't worry about that. That's not the point. We're here now. It's a threshold. and people got to take notice.

Oh, it's been a long time. But you've got to celebrate the milestones. No matter how slowly you... No matter how disappointing your child is. No matter how many times he keeps biting his personal... What they call that person? That goes along with them and helps to go over the bathroom.

Oh, their aid? Their personal aid. Yeah. No matter how many times that guy sues you for getting bit? You got to celebrate his birthday. It's another year. it's another year of fear that's that's my campaign two more i should i'm going for congress in 2026 i should have i don't know why i didn't realize that like um i can contribute to the to the

end of course you can yeah i we can get our little piece of nothing why not oh oh who's gonna help no one but you can help this way subscribe to the damn because I want to get a 20 I want 20k 20k I want 20k next week I want we I want to do is America ready for this is America ready to do in a week what took a few years 10 K more in a week in a week I'm putting the gauntlet out you have to put these gauntlets out the people I'm not Tony Hinchcliffe I'm not messing around here. I'm not telling jokes. I'll call your town a garbage dump

for real. I'll mean it. I'll show up there. I'll dump garbage there. I'll show up wherever you live. Don't dump garbage over your lawn. Oh man. You'll frame them. Yeah. It's a garbage dump. I'll call the library. Go, who's

who's a big? Who's a, you call the library. Oh, hey, I'm looking to start a little fundraiser. A little 5K fun run for breast cancer. Who's a person? Maybe the PTA. Who's something like a talk? I don't care about this.

She's all fake. But I want to get a hold of someone who's like, you know, in this local town is like a busy body. Like a real, like a real, what they call. What these kids call Karen's. You know, they call the cops on black and not just blacks, you know, all sorts of men. Honestly, the racist element of it is really more than they just call cops on men. It's really the problem.

Right. I'm going to go out there. I'm going to unite the races, all right? Against women. Yeah, yeah. I mean, look, you got, we all got give and take and have and flow. We're all building a little pyramid that goes up. And sometimes we've got to stick in your head and stuff in your head.

It just, it all goes up. Maybe. Point is, I'm going to get her. I'm going to call her. I'm going to say, look at this guy's fucking garbage lawn. Look how much garbage is on is long. There's a problem. Who is, you know, don't want to, don't even forget this.

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be great oh that would be great yeah he's like he's like look he's come out over that making coffee that's all she's good for like people went crazy for that right oh yeah why can't they why don't why doesn't the conservative comedian stuff uh ever they don't seem to ever like pull out their bag like, like, like, like, like, like, like, Rob Schneier's a conservative, he's a conservative guy. I don't care. Like, well, you're the guy. They don't want, he's on some bleeding hard liberal.

I don't give a shit of anything. I'm fucking talking about threatening people with garbage. Do conservatives claim him? I mean, I, I don't see a lot of people. He's, he's very much, he's out there on Fox News talking about Obama and, like, floods and I don't know, whatever. I mean, I haven't seen him in a while. The point is, but he doesn't bring out,

they never want to remind you their characters. Like, Robert and Eero will come out for Hillary Clinton back in the day, be like, hey, you don't get whacked. I'll pull for Hillary Clinton, you know, or he'll, you know, who else is someone famous? Dennis Miller? Dennis, well, he's the first conservative comic. Then Del Washington will come out and be like, ha ha! You know, I'm going to Jay Farrow.

But my point is, these conservative guys, I mean, the one complaint that they have is Rob Schneider doesn't just do his little characters to help the people he wants to help was he wanted to roxbury guys no is chris katan chris katan and who is the other roxberry guy was it feral i don't know i really liked the roxberries they weren't very good no but whatever i like robs schneider if he wants to reach out to the show we'll have them on yeah yeah wouldn't we do you want in an apartment was you i don't know why just because he's just just He can zoom in. I'm just kidding.

He, well, I mean, he was in Deuce Bigel. I saw Dusvigel in the theater. Oh, I remember Dusie Bigelow. Yeah. I did kind of like Jukello. It was fine. He fell into a fish tank at one point. You know? And everyone's acting like, what happened? Why is Rob Schneider a conservative?

What's he supposed to be? They let him make one Deuce Bigelow and then another one. They did well. Why aren't they giving them more work? You know, you take care of these people. You don't want them out to, Like, you know, if you don't want to be conservative, don't make him go, like, he's got to be a farmer now or whatever. These guys are like Jay Johnston.

You know what Jay Johnson? Who's Jay Johnson? He was the guy on the rest of development who was the cop, who was one of the gay cops. It was a whole thing. Oh, oh, Bob's Burgers, too, right? Yeah, I think he was in Bob's burgers. And now he's in jail. Well, he's technically, I mean, he's going to jail.

He was in the Capitol riots. Do we have this guy up? let's bring Jake Jake Johnson former Bob's Berger's actor you treated that like it was

some secondary credit I don't remember I look at the headline I know Bob's burger I'm a different generation I don't I watch I like Bob's burgers a lot

I haven't seen it in years I haven't kept up I don't remember who we was he might be one of the main guys I forget but the point I'm just trying to be also he's not that's animated

I'm trying to tell people what this guy looks like I'm not to get not to get not to you know not to get him in trouble but he's already in trouble he's in jail yeah I mean I'm I haven't been talking about this like throw that guy in jail I'm not a rat what happens former Bob's Berger's actor sentenced to one year and hey John he's got a name can't these people have names why even in the kid in the capital riot going to jail article it's got to be plugging Bob's burgers plug our show a sentence to one year in prison for rolling capital riot

yeah was he did he plan it let's see jay johnson 56 of los angeles joined other rioters in a heave ho push that's that's what it's called against police officers i feel like a heave ho is when you're all carrying a big sack of a giant sack of flour and you go heave oh i can't imagine myself participating in a in a group assault but I could see myself participating in a heave-ho.

Yeah, at the end of the he, you know, one end of the heave-ho is like, you know, a cop who's getting, you know, pinned against the wall or something. And you're like, get against the wall, pig. That's Lucy. It's just a heave-ho. That's a heave-ho is whimsical. Your Honor, it was a heave-ho. Okay. I don't know what you, I don't get a twisted.

It was a heaf-ho. Oh, I'm the only guy who's ever heave-hoed. Right. I mean, what did he, he expressed regretting and he made. it more difficult for the police to do their job. So he... Okay, so he... Heave-ho pushed against police officers

guarding a tunnel entrance to the Capitol. Justin also cracked jokes and interacted with other rioters as to use a cell phone to record the violence around him. Well, I mean, look, if the heave-oh was meant to, like, break through a police line, you know, it's the kind of thing.

If you, if you, if you, if Lucy robs a bank and she comes to him, hey, rob the bank, you know, like, hey, you know, hide this money for him. for me. That seems like an obvious thing. But like, you know, how do I hide this money? And they go, I don't know.

Maybe, maybe go put in a locker. I'm going to jail. Once I rent you out because I'm accomplished after the fact. Like, I don't have to hide it. The cops will fucking get you. Yeah. I'm not saying, no, try to get away from them. I'm just saying they'll, they'll use every tactic.

So this idea that like, I was, I was just, uh, yeah, you can't he hold a police line in this country. I mean, you can't. I mean, you go, well, people, what about the people approach the violence in the streets? And that's true. And I don't have an answer for that. It was a weird time. And, but, you know, the clear thing here, don't go directly against the feds because they have the power. If you want to burn, just go to one of these cities. It doesn't have a huge budget, right?

Yeah. Just burn that down. They'll let you. You're allowed to do that. I don't go to hypocrisy what does that mean of course

everything is hypocrisy we think rich that rich kid deserve to you know uh what rich kids I don't know any rich kids

I don't know I thought you were talking about a specific rich kid no he deserved deserve a better life than you no but he does because you know

because hypocrisy Johnson expressed regret that he made it more difficult for the police to do their job on January 6th. He said he never would have guessed that a riot would erupt that day. That was because... I probably would have guessed.

I would have seen that news that they had built on the Capitol lawn or whatever it was. And I was like, this could be a riot. Yeah, he may not have seen the news. I mean, if you can't see the news, what are you supposed to do? I feel like, I mean, I feel like I would have seen the news. I don't know. Look, I've been... Probably people were talking about the news.

news at least, right? Even if you couldn't literally see, even if you were kind of in the back and couldn't see it, probably people were, there were people around you going. I don't mean the news. Do you see that news? Well, here's the, I said news. I meant gallows. Right.

I mean, the gallows might have been small, but yeah, I mean, for, for, for, for, right. Yeah, they had a whole stage for it. Yeah, I don't know if it was as big as a French Revolution gallows, but it was big. I mean, or it was, it was a gallows. It was all I know. I should research this more. I'm not the guy trying to put these people in jail, right? like I'm just kind of like

ah probably something you shouldn't do like this seems like a bad plan but I mean I'm not like you know I don't think it's the worst thing that ever happened do you um making a gallows no just the whole January 6th thing

it seems like it was like it depends I would need to know like was it like was it a symbolic gallows or was it a functioning gallows I think they wanted to hang Mike Pence I think they were I mean they have a lot plausible

denyability because it's such a silly idea sometimes on the left they'll like roll out a guillotine but it's like that thing that thing's not going to go into anybody's neck it's just some when did they do that does Bernie Sanders do that I want you have my full out my trusty

guillotine what is it what's going on does a O.C. have a guillotine and they threaten me and they bring me this this here has Elizabeth Warren's name on it the snake that rat thinks tree could backstab me?

Doesn't that bitch know I've had guillotines for years? I'm invented the guillotine. I'm the New Hampshire guillotine. That's my political moniker. Rizzy, Vermont. But you know, it's like, it's like, but the guillotine they'll roll out is like, it's like baby's

first guillotine, you know, it's not like some big intimidating guillotine. This is real? I really feel like you're just putting me on here. I swear, I've seen it a couple of times. Where? Just, you know, left-wing protests and stuff.

That you've went to? Not that I've gone to, but that I've seen, you know, coverage of. And they had geotines. Yeah. And no one stopped them. No one said, why did you have a guillotine? I mean, is it like a functioning guillotine? Like, are they cutting watermelons and, like, showing people, hey, this works.

Well, that's sort of the question. To me, they always looked pretty flimsy. Right. Like, they didn't look like they could cut through much. Well, that just means it's going to, like, you know, gouge your neck open. That's true. I guess it would hurt more. They say that, like, you know, they used to say, hey, we don't worry, we got sharp blades on the guillotine.

Because if they, if they were nasty, they would say, hey, they would use a rough guillotine. And you go, we didn't even sharpen it yet. I'm going to put you in there because you, you know why? Because you suck. We hate you. We're the French Revolution. The reign of terror. Do you miss the rain?

You're French. You miss that. You're probably, like, how come the French don't own that more? The Republic. I mean, we talk about the fucking. Declaration of Independence every five seconds. How come they don't, you know, brag about, you know, we, we killed our king. We put her king in a guillotine.

That's crazy. I mean, they did January 6th to themselves, the French. Yeah, a more successful January 6th. Yeah. No, yeah. I mean, that's what it was something like, they weren't inbuilt some pussy guillotine. They're like, they put Maria Antoinette in there. What was you, like 25?

I think she was like 15 when they were sorry, but I think she was around for a bit. Right. Maybe she might have still been. like 17 I don't know yeah I don't think they were old you know no they weren't yeah Louis with Louis the 16th did they did they the kids too I don't know I think maybe they I don't know you mean circumcise things could be very surgical yeah speaking of guilletines Jay Johnson's in jail I don't know what to tell you I I feel bad I like this guy a lot on the rest of development.

I think he was on the Sarah Silverman show. Should we try to get him out of jail, like a campaign? Is there any juice in that? I would totally have this guy. I believe every word he says, by the way. Yeah. I believe that he went there to have a good time. It'd be funny if he voted for like Hillary and Obama.

He's just like, he just poked around going like, ah, we're a heck pens. This is hilarious. He's got coffee. he's like it is the funniest thing I mean yeah like no I could totally see him like he was probably just like kind of seeing

if anybody would recognize him yeah I mean imagine I mean they probably didn't much I don't think I'm not saying that I doubt the people who were like he phoning the cops were like huge rest of development fans right I could be wrong

I feel like if I went down I started making you know like a like Buster bluth jokes I would have gotten a lot of fucking like what you know what about my hand yeah it might be kind of you know a feat humor for them yeah it's a great I don't think they need to be I don't think it's all I don't think it's all the rest of development is only for liberal cucks but uh moving on we're spending too much time Jake Johnson in a year come to the punk come podcast and you know we'll we'll give you a little money oh I would love to introduce this guy back to the world would you Because, like, we're, it's all money and we're married.

Can I give them a couple of dollars of bucks? We can get into jail? Like, he's just kind of getting back around his feet? Yeah, sure. All right. It's going to be from us. Yeah. Okay.

So, like, if you're, it might come to buy us in the ass. Is there, are there, there's got to be a couple of, you know, welcome back from jail cards now, right? They have them for everything else. Um, oh, like, like, a Hallmark card, you mean? Yeah. I don't think a Hallmark wants for, you mean, probably not. No one wants to have that your company associated with, like, giving aid to the murderers and the rapist. I'm not saying they all are, but that's how it gets plays.

If I was a, if I was a hallmark, like a sleazy lawyer or sleazy business guy, you want some old lady to be wandering around, half covered in her own shit, looking for buying a grandson of birthday card, and she sees a, what, a picture of a stool of a guy and a cell getting, getting sexually assaulted by another man and goes, you know, like, you know, wish you were here. Some, some cute thing like that, they'll hate us. The lady will think we're to scum. So, no, I think for that reason, maybe not, though.

I think there's a bad PR to that. I was thinking more like something like, you know, like on the front of the card is you did your time and you're still looking fine. and then you open the card and there's a mirror in there. First of all, I know you're saying

it's for like apparently when you get out of jail. Yeah. But I think people are going to be giving this card to people trying to give them a shank. You built a shank into a card? Yeah, I mean?

Like, Your Honor, it's clearly for like once to get out of jail. And like he's not even like process what you said. Like what? Like what does that mean? I don't think that most ex-cons

want to be immediately reminded that they were just in jail. you know yeah um just maybe maybe maybe give them a job yeah or look at how much their face is withered over that stressful time or maybe they did well maybe maybe maybe maybe they became a shot caller i mean yeah some people get ripped in prison right sure but and some people you know learn to do other things that sound like rip mm hmm and brutes their self-esteem I'm not saying it's right but people find self-esteem those are awful places right people act my self-esteem is a universal like great thing a lot of people have great self-esteem get it by

hurting people and by pushing people down you know yeah that's true i have terrible self-esteem because i'm a good man you know i don't i don't i don't i don't pray on the on the souls of of the weak like a lot of people like a lot of podcasters do speaking of that uh you know Trump did Bogan. Oh, that's right, yeah. And then apparently Kamala, he's like, well, Kamala, we want her to do

do it, but she only wants to do an hour, and she wants us to come to her. And people are like, oh, she's a fucking vice president. What are we talking about? Like, why, like, why she be pretty madonna about this? Go on my friend Joe Rogan's podcast,

Kamala Harris. Answer the questions. I mean, I'm starting I think she really, I mean, I'm not, you feel, oh, she's unqualified. No one's qualified. Shut up with the, uh, she has no, she's dope. No one knows that they're fucking doing. I'm not saying she's good, but like, it's like, hysterics about it. But it is starting to feel like she's ducking shit.

Yeah. Just saying, go on Rogan. Talk to him about the vaccine. He loves it. Look, it's probably not her, like, optimal audience. So, like, there's only so much, there's only so much support she's going to get out of going on there. I thought this was agreed to that they were going to have both on. I guess they probably didn't both jointly agree to go on Joe Rogan's show.

Maybe I'm naive. That's really what they should have. They should have just had Joe Rogan moderate a debate. Yeah. He should have Joe Rogan just fight them. He gets to kick each of you six times in the leg. Who do you think would stand up to by Trump, right? It's not about who can beat Joe in the fight.

It's like who, Joe kicks you six times in the thigh. And whoever, and there's judges and we judge who. like showed the least amount of pain reaction. Can you, can you evade the kids? No, okay. I take it. I mean, Trump's a man. Yeah, he is a man.

Kamala's not particularly, bigger person. Bigger person, sure. He's older, though. Yeah, that's the one thing. He is a lot older. And he's starting to look a lot. Like, on that Rogan appearance,

like he looked a lot. No, he's definitely, he's getting, I mean, if this was, the election happened a year later than it did, he might have been Biden. Mm. that's a really good question i'm not sure probably trump that's probably the safe bet but you never count trump down yeah you can't no trump will not be assassinated he will not be um

well i'm gonna say we won't be like you know voted out but he did he left but he put up a fight yeah i'm just saying oh yeah he didn't do that like fist move after he got shot in the ear sure but i meant the whole january 6 thing all that whole situation like he but people go oh i try to overturn the election i think he just didn't want like he's like he's not punk right but you know he didn't like he didn't put a gun on anybody true not me what like i can't i can't i can't make a point i'm all of a sudden you think i'm trying i'm not you think i'm holding water for him you think i'm trying to sway the election i am just saying um you know he's resilient yeah you know what i'm saying yeah sure i when i remembered the fifth thing yeah i

It's probably Trump. Well, it's fair, yeah. I know I started, I rent myself up in the other thing, so I'd like, keep going. But yeah, I know. I'm just saying. So, yeah, Kamala Harris,

she might pull a gun on. She has a lock. She might shoot Joe Rogan. That'd be crazy. Imagine if she shot him. Imagine if she, like, he kept, like, kneeling her and hammering her, which she doesn't usually do.

But he just starts going on like, where's your birth certificate? He's like, what's your fucking birth certificate? He's just like, I mean, he would be out of character for Joe, too. I would, you know, I would have called Joe Rogan, That night, it was like, you know, hey, man, it's right.

Remember me? Like, no. I'm like, believe what I? That wasn't, you, you weren't yourself. But I wouldn't be able to because she'd be dead. Because you would have been murdered. Imagine that because she's like, she gets so fed up. She's like, I know your shit.

And you pull the clock out. She shoots them in the face. That would be crazy. Right? That would be a, how amazing. I mean, I'm not happy. I mean, I'm just saying, you know, but like how. Just, just, just picture.

Just imagining how. like how long would that haunt the American imagination we forget about the day we forget about the day here's the thing no we're we're the ghosts uh but the point it's more like I mean look Joe Rogan has so much money hundreds of my I'll say to his face Joe let me on the show I'll say to your face you got so much money and you know he's got all he's done everything right he's got he's probably gone to Italy so I mean like what else is there I mean to be murdered by the vice president maybe and perhaps like perhaps who knows and we're gonna have she'll be the president perhaps you know but to be and on that pathway she murdered you right well I mean

wouldn't you wouldn't you don't no one seems to want a spectacular death how does how do you think that does affect like if she did do that right how do you think it does affect her chances becoming president it's very poor I think it I think it helps it I think anything that crazy helps you bad. It helps you real bad. I mean, because I look, yes, the people,

conservatives tend to like Joe Rogan nowadays more, right? But they want to vote for someone. You kill someone. For sure. I do. I love my friend Joe Rogan who doesn't know who I am. But I have met him. You remember that.

But the point is, I don't want to pretend like, I don't want to put it out. I don't want to get back to Joe that I'm talking. shit like he but he knows he doesn't the point is i don't want to see him but i'd love to see i don't want that i'm just it's a it's a very complicated thing to say that you like the cascading consequences of that yes is what you would like to say yeah yeah it's just such an interesting i mean you could also i mean who else would be who be in the left um mark baron

nobody nobody there's no one big of that i don't cares it's a testament to how good you are so If Kamala Harris shot Mark Maron on his podcast The only question People would hit is like, why is she going on Mark Marr? So 10 years ago It's probably still very big No, it's taking a big hit

Well, no, you're compared to us, sure. We have no self-esteem. 10K! Speaking of spectacular Everyone wants a spectacular death, right? Sure. Right. So speaking of that, there was something about, yes.

The suicide boot. Wait, so this is a free Gaza thing. Wait, I just clicked it. Inside U.S. woman Sarko suicide pod death. From clothing question to her final words, and it's claimed the body was found with strangulation marks. So this is kind of a mystery. This is kind of like a suicide murder mystery.

I mean, everything about this headline is just cryptic on purpose. It's just like, woman Sarko, is Sarko the brand? Sarko. I've also heard, so I think the product is called the Sarko Suicide Pod. Okay. And the company that makes it is called Last Resort. Last Resort, okay. That's interesting.

It's nice. It's a really comforting. We're a last resort if you want to be dead. But also it's kind of like puts the idea of a resort in your head. Sure. Yeah, luxury. You've heard of Club Med, right? This is Club Dead.

The final moments of the first person to use the Sarko Suicide Pod have been revealed. Amid claim she was found by. Oh, she's the first? I guess she's the very first. Okay. How'd it go? I made claim she was found by police in a Swiss woodland with strangulation marks on her neck.

The CEO of Sarko Suicide Ponds must be fucking furious right now. What do you mean? What? What? I mean, there's only, there's two scenarios here before reading anything else. That this company exists only for the CEO

of this, not fake company, perhaps, to just come out and strangle you. That's the suicide box. that they built. I jump out like a jack-in-a-box and they strangle you. You strangle, bitch. Maybe the strangler is kind of like an insurance policy,

like just in case the nitrogen gas, the pod releases, doesn't kill you. Somebody will come out of the woods. Like, like, J.K. Simmons just jumps out. We are farmers. Sure. I don't know if this, first, my first question is, why is this happening in the woods?

Is this some kind of destination? You want to die in a subway, the rats? Woods are nice. Why would you want to die in the woods? The woods are nice. I would prefer, but is this the kind of, is this part of the service? I guess is what I'm curious about. Like, do they just bring you wherever you want to go, throw you in the suicide pod?

Can you die on the mountain top? I don't think they're a courier service slash suicide box. It's not to make a wish foundation. You can't go, like, bring me to the top of Mount Everest. I mean, I want to die. And also, I want to be spider. man yeah i mean maybe like we're if the location is within you know close to an amazon locker they'll drop it off there you know but i don't know they're gonna like you know go on you take you

the red rocks because this thing is kind of big you know like it's like she didn't get that thing into the woods herself oh this is big has this is work we we don't know anything about this so this is this has been going on i've heard that they made it legal to do this right there was some kind of design is Canada uh Switzerland okay well i don't know what you know i thought Canada had a box but apparently the Swiss have a box and they've made it legal is there any like this article just take for granted that we know

about this? So the 64 year old American woman died of hypoxia inside the capsule set up in a woodland in northern Switzerland after pushing a button that injects nitrogen gas into the chamber this is all because people

are too afraid to use a gun At 347 on September 23rd, she approached the capsule, along with Dr. Florian Willett, the president of Sarko operator, the last resort. So he really did show up, the CEO or the president. He was there, yeah. Oh, my God. Who removed the green tarpaulin from the device as she prepared to climb in. This is not, because this is just Dr. Corvorkian with the LLC. You know?

Are you ready? Will it reportedly asked her? Do I leave my shoes on? Where she responded, who gives her shit? You'll be dead, bitch. No. What did he say? He said, do you see okay?

Who was wearing loose black trousers, a woolly white cardigan and sandals? What did he say? What she said to leave my shoes on? He said she should keep them on. Oh, I said, okay. Why don't get so mad? Just read ahead. I don't want to get so mad.

Nobody wants to see your dead body's nasty ass feet. I don't know. Your feet smell? I mean, other people got to use the pod, right? This is the first use of our suicide pod. Can you take this a little bit seriously? Yeah.

Could you brought nicer shoes? I felt a lot of years putting this together. He's going to wear these disgusting cracks in my suicide pod. Look how much nicer my shoes are than yours. You have a company. Yeah, well, why don't you do something with your life? Maybe we wouldn't kill yourself. He said she should keep them on,

and she proceeded to step into the futuristic pod. I don't know if it's future. Honestly, I don't know. I look at a crash jet ski. It looks like a giant cell phone. It looks like you fucking crashed a jet ski into the woods. You were flying like a mile. It went bad crash.

She proceeded to step into the futuristic pod, lie down and adjust the purple travel pillow placed inside behind her head. That's really. So what happened next? Let's see Will it arrested, put in jail, and investigated on suspicion of various crimes. including intentional homicide. Well, I mean, didn't occur to me until

I realized that he actually, you know, it was the CEO or whatever that showed up, but like, yeah, she meant, what if she said, like, oh, I shouldn't want to do this. Oh, right. This is my test balloon. Oh, shit.

Wait, did he, did the CEO shrikel this one? He might have. I mean, like, I imagine, like, you spent years building this company and the first woman to do it said she wants to live. Yeah. You fucking, the stock, the tank.

You didn't get this to shareholders and go, look, there's some plenty of people who want to kill themselves. Right. I mean, a slight mistake. We shouldn't have went to the world. It was too nice. Next time I'll take her to a, to, you know, public housing. Oh, is where you'll be, you know, if you'll go through with this. I'll repo your house.

Uh, uh, I'm first of, I don't think public housing's that bad. I don't think you should want to kill yourself. I'm just saying you don't take it to the fucking waterfall from Lord of the Rings. If you want to fucking, you get in your suicide box. That's all I'm saying. Um, what is this? Okay. Why, these are, whatever.

Before pushing the button, Willett asked the woman whether she would like to speak to Sarko inventor, Dr. Philip Nietzsche, who was a video call from Germany to monitor the long-awaited launch of his device. No. How okay. She reportedly replied. Yeah, of course. Who the fact, why does it talk to this? Goal. imagine me like so depressed

I mean is she just a depressed person or she have like some kind of like giant tumor in her stomach that hurts I think maybe she's terminally ill or something right that's less yeah so there's less to go you know there's there's two types of people who do

typically what's three there's people who like get caught which is I'm going to say it's most a lot of depressed people and there's one who's like I got like a grapefruit in my gut it's got spikes in fact you know it hurts and it's just ended you know yeah right yeah yeah no exactly I can I can totally see why somebody assuming she is terminally ill I can understand why somebody would go for the suicide pot in that case I can see all three

you know there's even a lot more reasons too but let's see uh no I'm okay I'm okay I'm just creep who's the only reply Willette who is the only person present at the woman's death oh so I'm sorry I screwed this up No, I'm okay, she reportedly replied. Willett, who was the only person present at the woman's death. See, if she was the only person present, why did he have to throw the guy into the bus? Well, then I asked if she wanted to talk to the inventor, and she said, no, she's fine. Like, don't even mention that part.

Right. It's irrelevant. Like, you've already licensed his, like, you know, idea or invention to, like, make the business, right? You're probably screwing them on the royalty. and now you're making them look bad as we strangle the bitch he's the only person present dorms death he took his

indication the process could begin it's being ready to go the blonde woman who said she had wished to die for at least two years while suffering with a very serious illness that involves severe pain is then said to have closed the lid to the pod without hesitation a blue

button indicating the pressure inside the capsule will it up on internal camera show parts of her hair as she lay by waiting ready as she said to will it according to the newspaper in what would be her final words he reportedly confirmed that he was before she responded okay almost immediately afterwards she said to press the button to trigger her death under instruction god how i mean what happened help me out here under under instruction from nitschka the mother of two then began breathing deeply and calmly, a process he informed her would hasten her death as nitrogen filled the capsule, holding an iPad on which he monitored her heart rate, saturation, and oxygen levels. This feels like when you get caught up in those, like, those weird little articles about, like, you know, how Nikki Minaj became a bad, bad-ass rapper. And it's just like, it'll be like a sentence per, like, page.

And you keep clicking, like, it was got to be a point to this. And like, you really, you click 20 times and you realize, ah, it's one of those goddamn advertising slideshows. And there's never an answer. You know what I mean? I thought I was going to see some cool Mickey Minogue pictures. Right. Or whatever. I mean,

you've been caught up in those. Yeah. You've been snared. Oh, for sure. What happened? The pair of seven of wood. I mean, look how much text is going on.

He's trying to get out. And we still have more words. Just tell me what happens. I can't, I can't read this all in the air. It just sounds crazy. it is understood that all four arrested will it two lawyers and the Dutch photographer who I guess photographed this whole thing were told they were suspected of inciting suicide

and providing suicide assistance yeah this is all crazy I mean put him in jail I just article's too long put him in jail I can't get invested in this this is this is like I mean we should probably read these ahead of time I don't know you want to get a fresh reaction why isn't this niche get going to jail Nietzsche nicheke the philosopher the inventor yeah you can invent whatever you want it doesn't mean somebody else who wants to make a company around I can invent a dildo food grinder you know and uh what are you gonna do about it is this idea you want to put everyone in jail for inventing things yeah you can't you can't you can't strangle the woman in the woods but she thought

she wants to like you know spend another year with her kid I do have to say This does seem like a kind of like a riddle of regulation. Like you can create a box. Right. Provide the box. Assist the person into getting into the woods so that they can use the box. Right. But, you know, if they start seizing up or something, you can't give them a little hand necklace to help them along.

Oh, hand necklace? Yeah. Is that your whole euphemism for suicide for strangulation? Yeah. So then I gave her a hand necklace for about two minutes. I was hand necklace again for two minutes and then, you know, uh, she died in my, my arms. It's good. I like it.

I mean, two minutes seems like a long time, honestly. The hand neck was a woman. Yeah, two minutes. It wouldn't take that long. You could get it done in a minute and 30. No, I should mean, well, if you strangle, there's strangulation. I forget, is strangulation choking? Because the whole thing is there's the blood.

And this is why we need Joe Rodin on the show, because he knows this stuff, because he's choked people full time. I mean, he's good at that stuff. I know theoretically. Legally, yeah. He's a legal choker. Yeah.

I'm, you know, whatever. I'm just saying, I, there's the airflow you stop, but then if you do it really well, you're blocking the blood. And that takes seconds. Sure. So you could, you could, you could, you could, uh,

hand knuckles a woman in seconds, uh, I guess. Um, what's what's going on she's what we say oh so you can invent these things but you think you you think i mean honestly if you if you can't build a box that kills a woman um with that strangling her we can't incentivize that yeah i i i can be the most corrupt mayor in the world i have i'm i'll be the fucking first guy uh to let people come in my city with their pilot programs with the new companies and set of boxes

all over our pine barons and their reservoirs and their hiking trails our hiking trails will be littered with suicide boxes but we can't have the CEO of the company like that looks like we fucking this widget got out of whack

again, got a fucking kill the baby I mean yeah this is the first time I understand like people have been dying for millennia you know this is not like

hey how we like fucking split the out Right. This is like, how we just... It shouldn't be this complicated. Just put poison gas in the box the first few times. You can't have this go wrong the first time. There's a pro. Just put cyanide in there.

Put a gun. Make a big a bomb blow up. Right. Just do that. Do something like that. If you need to have a backup, have the backup be a bomb. People need, because people need the service. And they're apparently afraid to get guns or they can't get guns because their country isn't

love them like ours does our country will let you just you know come a sports story encourages it almost oh you know health insurance go to sports authority they have insurance there it's called a mossberg shotgun that's your health insurance and then it's free you don't and they only you only wait a week because it's a shotgun you don't you don't you don't have to wait for like rifles and shit only handguns typically i don't know where i mean i don't know every state but i was drunk and gun. I was drinking margaritas

and then I was like, you know, let's go, I'm going to buy a shotgun. And I just stumbled and walked over the sports story. Hope I don't get them

in trouble. I mean, they didn't give me a breathalizer. They weren't like, oh, yeah, whatever. Yeah, look, if they don't have to breaththalize you,

they don't have to breathalize you. I is. They're within their rights as Americans. I'm not going to tell you who the clerk was. I'm not going to give in trouble. yeah don't rat them out no what were they just saying the point is why do you need like a giant jet ski that looks like a futuristic you know box right because people because no one's there to help these

people but i'll start a service it's hard to lie down and you know get it done that way maybe some people want to relax like i i i could see why you would want to like i want to i want to end it but i also want to relax i mean you don't want to be responsible for your own you feel you don't feel like what if it goes in the wrong way and then you're paralyzed it's a whole mess yeah i mean just you know well sure best half the fun yeah that's half to i mean this idea that like i'm so depressed but like i got to get this right you know whatever this is why my my company is going to have to take over well rip are you not listen to my company oh your company yeah tell me about your company it's gonna it's gonna it's gonna help people

uh by i'm just gonna go i'm just gonna take him i'm gonna bring him, I'm going to bring him to the mountain. I'm going to throw him over a boulder. I'm throwing over a cliff. Maybe, maybe I'll, you know, I'm not going to bring it. I don't need a gun. I'm that good. I don't need a gun.

It is strange to me that nobody, like, it doesn't seem to be a very popular thing. Nobody wants an assisted suicide that involves somebody throwing them off like a really tall cliff or something. Well, yeah, because typically, I mean, it's not, yeah, it's just become legal now. It's not something that's been around for centuries But yeah Most people who like When they were popularizing this idea

Like no there's nothing weird about it There's nothing cruel about it It's actually very peaceful No one's first thought was Let's take this guy up to like you know Big Sir And then you know And then dump his head down a rock

A rock face That was not That wasn't the first idea they have, but also their idea sucks. Right. Because, you know, gas is very unpredictable and American manufacturing sucks, right? I'm sorry. Right. You know, if this was Taiwan

and I'd let you build this. This was Sweden. Aren't they good as shit? I'm going to say like 200 foot cliff. Nobody survives that. No, it's impossible. Unless you're in, if you do survive it, then we're out of something. We found something's remarkable. Right. We can monetize that.

You know, now we're a company that kills people, but also owns this Superman kid that we tried to kill. But now, you know, like, we'll have a, we'll have some wording in the contract. Where if that happens, we own you. We own your, we own you. So like, you know, then we control the, you know, if you survive that, we can clone you. You know, we can, we can turn your bones into body armor for the military.

Yeah. But you're going to die as a point. It's a big cliff. Most people die. So the point is, uh, What was my point? You've got a company. Yeah, I'm going to start a company that does this.

And, yeah, it's going to make a lot of sense. Because, you know, again, again, if Sweden can't even build a box that, you know, puts you out, no one can. They make things. They make clocks, right? Yeah, they make. Swiss. The Swiss make things. What does Sweden do?

I feel like Sweden just like, like, uh, exists based on, like, you know, uh, exists based on, like, you know, uh, The other, you know, the other countries make stuff. Does Sweden make anything? Nokia. Nokia is Swedish, right? Oh, is it? It's finished. That's finished.

See? I don't know. I mean, the Swedish pizza box is going to put them on the map. Let's see. I think they're known for like hot blonde through ski. Forest products. Right. What does that mean?

The fuck is a forest product. This is technically a forest product. Yeah, he's a forest product. It's a box and a forester kills you. What the fuck is a forest product? This country is fucking, but they, the Swedes actually managed to build a lot of machines of death by labeling it forest products.

This is how bad Sweden is. Hold on, this is how bad, like I love Sweden. All shout out to my Swedish fans or Swedish fans. But I mean, when you're the first thing on the list of things you were invented is the zipper. I mean, widely used, but still, not the atomic bomb, is it? It's not the light bulb. No, it's just, look. It's not a meat slicer, is it?

It's a zipper. It doesn't, it doesn't, you know, rent flesh from your body, but it's helpful. Oh, they made Bluetooth. I do, I use that all the time. I take it back. Bluetooth is pretty good. And your artificial kidney, adjustable wrench, ball bearings. Well, it's not bad nicotine gum, dynamite.

Ooh, they created strawberry cake. What's this strawberry cake? I mean, strawberry short cake? I don't know what strawberry cake is. There's no uniform that I know of. It's not very iconic now. Yeah. But you can imagine what it would be like,

and you can imagine it would be good. Yeah, sure. Just like I imagine what, like, chocolate mint cake would be. But, you know, it exists in any agreed upon fashion. Regardless, this is the kind of conversation and banter we can have. Like, this will be our ad. It'll be us bantering about, you know, mint cake and strawberry cake and a zipper. like Pulp Fiction

right oh royale with cheese but at the end of I just throw you up a cliff and it was like and his first is our company's called First Resort

because we know should come to what's first instead of trying you know some fucking and there's some puts you know who's like

it's like it's like one of those commercials where it's like the other guys you know suicide box is fucking he's just like

he's trying to get a flint and he's just like just like just doesn't work, you know, it's a putz. It's a man. Like he's like, like he was trying to get a tool to work. Come on, help me out here.

What am I talking about? Some fucking nebish man. I don't have the wrench. And I'm just like, fucking grueh. It's like, it's close just, it's first resort. Just get it done. I mean, look, why are we spending so much time? At first resort, can't you at least do this?

Right. I mean, we're spending so much time on people who really just don't want to be here anymore. And we're like, oh, it's like when I'm trying to adjust the lights for an hour before it is at 1 a.m. Or it's just a record. I'm like, let me get this thing, adjust this light. You're just right. And you're like, just fucking record button motherfucker. I have what this is.

I just want to die. Just want to die. Yeah. We have a cliff. What is the legal outlook from your perspective? Am I, am I okay? I think you're better off than these guys. I mean, nobody's going to, you know,

I think as long as you don't have to touch people too much during the process, you're good. Well, I got to pick her up and throw her. That's true. We got to drag her up the cliff. Shame. You know, these people, even if they aren't, you know, sick, they're probably just too lazy to like to climb them out. If they were athletic enough to climb a mountain with me.

And people go, oh, who, what are you climbing a mountain? You don't know what I can climb. I might surprise you. But, you know, if you had the athletic where is all the climb a mountain or even, even, you know, a steep hike up a clip face, clip face, cliff face, the face of a cliff face, you probably wouldn't be as depressed. You know, exercise is very good for depression, apparently. The point. So whatever.

And if you get injured on the high, who cares, you're going to be dead soon. Right. My point is I, well, no, what I'm saying is people are depressed. I probably just drag them is my point. I probably have to, like, fucking put them in a big blanket, tie it, like a sack, drag him up a cliff. And then I'm going to try to, like, lunge him over the fucking thing. You know, put, like, throw them out.

But, you know, they might tumble on the way down a bit, and that could hurt. It's not going to be to clean. I'm not going to guarantee to clean this stuff. and I can't. But it's better than fucking being... But it'll be definitive. Yeah, it's better than being in a box and hitting the button. It's not working.

It's not... Oh! What are you doing? No! What is supposed to be hands? Hands and we're supposed to be part of this? Imagine? You think it's going to be something like an Apple iPhone experience

and some guy chokes you with death? Oh, God. You think it's supposed to... You think you're hitting, like, swiping it? Like, if I can, like, an iPhone, when you turn on the, when you turn off the iPhone, swipe the left i'd want my money back i i would be so livid i'd be like this is this is not an apple experience this is not i i tell you one the apple didn't make but then again apple wasn't really

haven't been the same since to see if jobs died see her he would have made one he would made a good one oh he would have made a slick suicide box it was perfectly symmetrical to the human eye It would have been fluorescent. It would have been, like, it would have been, like, shiny. It would look like the Genesis. Like, bring up, bring up the Genesis device from Star Trek 2 before we go. So look at the images. Genesis device.

Just click, yeah. Oh, you know, no, I'm actually, that actually does work. No, I'm looking, look at photon. I got an idea. I know what it is. Why is this my click? Let me click. Okay.

This is exactly what it would look like. Star Trek 6. Photon torpedo. There we go. Oh, nice. This, I found it. This is what Steve Jobs is a suicide box would look like. Yeah, that's dope.

This is what Gene Rodbury knew. I would love to die in that. I'm not even suicidal, and I'd love to die in that. Just shove you when that and shoot you into a fucking clangling on ship. Fucking, now you're both dead. Maybe you could have sort of like a Star Trek experience while you're dying. Right. Yeah.

I mean, uh, wait. What will it just reenact? Like, what do you mean? I don't know, maybe there's, you know. Yeah, maybe we got William Shatner to, you know, dress up as Captain Kirk. But we as Shatner? You know, there's like a personalized message. I didn't think you meant like that.

I thought you meant, like, you know, you can say B-Me-Up, Scottie or something. You want to get that fucking corpse? I mean, I love him. Look, come on the show, Bill Shatner, come on the show. But, I mean, you want to get that guy? The fucking trying to take part of someone's murder or suicide? All right. George Tachai.

Hello, I'm George Tachai. These are very, I mean, I, I, I, I, I. I thought maybe we had a guy dressed in, a random guy dressing like a cling on. You want to, I just remember, I remember going to the Star Trek Museum when I was a kid. Yeah. In Las Vegas. Sure. And there was like, you know, a little like, you're in kind of their, you know, their elevator, like on the spaceship.

The turbo lift. Turbo lift, right? And there's like a whole kind of like, you know, while you're in the turbo lift, like it kind of rocks you around and stuff. And, you know, it's realistic, at least for a child. Sure. And, you know, I was thinking like a experience. It's like that kind of. But then you die?

But then you die. Okay. I mean, it's a very different than, I mean, I'm having the suicide box. Yeah. Okay. Because I didn't picture. This was going to be in the woods in my mind. But you want to, now we're on like a, we're going to build a central location and

have like a fake enterprise. That's doable. It could be like one of those, I remember where he's going to space flex as a kid. And it looked like it's just a shitty warehouse on the outside, if I remember correctly. Maybe I'm wrong. It didn't seem that great in the outside. You go inside, though, it's just like the greatest video games and everything, you know? Like that.

We'll have some shitty warehouse, but, you know, you come inside and it's just like, it's all Star Trek stuff and people, you know. We'll also, we'll also make money double it as like a Star Trek experience for people who don't want to die. Right. So it'll be populated with people. Who would populate this? People, other people are charging money to, you know, to use our fake enterprise stuff. And then, but then someone, you know, sometimes you'll come through. the turbo lift like oh what's your rank like no she's one of those she's one of those

she's fucking let her ride a turbo lift and then we're going to dump her body don't fucking ask her rank she's not here for that shit I don't know You know, seek help, I guess But it's legal for these people Yeah, and RIP to that lady She's a, she's a pioneer Yeah, no, she was murdered

Yeah, and she was murdered Yeah, you know, we're not, we're not trying to mince words here You just because someone's trying to commit serious It doesn't mean you can just murder them Yeah, doesn't mean you can just put your flesh on their flesh Imagine if you, imagine if you, yeah, imagine if you were like, you, you drove around the Golden Gate Bridge. We're famous people jumping off, right? And every night you drove around looking for someone who's about to jump off and you fucking shot him on the rifle.

Yeah. No one would allow that. You can't, you can't, just because they're about to do it, you mean, you have carte blanche to, you know, do your dirty deeds. So, you know, she was murdered. So, you know, it's sorry you murder someone was about to do it anyway. Seems to go waste, huh? Yeah. that guy's going to be in jail for killing someone who was about to kill themselves

that's kind of be crazy I mean imagine he spends like 20 years in jail for that oh man yeah it's one of the most pointless things to be in jail for I guess you know murders other murders aren't good I don't know help me land no let me land the show um you know I hope may your suicide box be effective and uh entertaining yeah it's christmas coming soon Halloween so you know uh just keep keep your family and your and your thoughts um and don't drink and drive thanks much for tuning in thank you we'll see you all next week have a great week I don't know.

Thank you.