Kump - Ep. 191 Welcome Back

Episode Date: November 7, 2024

Ray and Lucie discuss Trump's win, Kamala's loss, Biden's glee, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week! Follow Kump on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/raykump Kump Hand Merch https://bonfire.com/store/kump/ Follow Ray on Sound Cloud https://on.soundcloud.com/QbP8

Hello and welcome to Kamp. Hello. Hello, Lucy. Hi. How are you doing? I'm doing just fine. And we should also say, welcome to welcome back. Welcome back.

Welcome back. The president, the once in future king, right? That's, that's, isn't that a thing? Do people call them the once and future king? I don't know what that's a reference to, but that's like, is that who was the once of future king?

Um, well, now it's Trump. That was, that's a reference to King Arthur, right? Oh, is it? Well, now it's King Trump. No. King Trump.

Look, I, I'm not going to apologize. because I didn't do it, and there's nothing to apologize for. You know, it's just like some people don't like it, but guess what? A lot of people do. You can't apologize for democracy. This is actually beautiful. This is democracy manifest, right? This is what it's supposed to do.

If you just got what you wanted all the time, it would just be fat. You would just get fat, and you, and you, and slovingly, and you wouldn't show up to your cousin's wedding because you're too lazy. You need to get, some people need to get, you know, a wake-up call. Some people need to get kicking the ass. And some people would argue that those people shouldn't be the most, quote-unquote, vulnerable people in the socioeconomic sphere. And I say, shut up, loser, this is democracy. But also, like, the most vulnerable people voted for him this time.

Right, I mean, like, this whole nonsense. This is like, oh, these are the most vulnerable people. Like, well, they like, so I don't know what you want me to tell. Do you want me to, are they too dumb for democracy? Is that what you're saying? Stop it. Yeah. I'm not saying that.

I'm not. I'm saying, what are you implying that, like, they don't know what they're doing? You don't know what you're doing. Yeah. You rank them out of Harris. Um, yeah, I mean, I wonder how much just the word Latinx had to do with this. Um, I mean, stuff like that. I don't think they like that.

Oh, right. I don't think I don't, I never got the sense that they liked that. I forgot about that. Uh, they, they, look, it's on record that, uh, quote, quote, Latin people. Yeah. And poor were, we're like, I mean, I forgot that existed. They will not, they will not. They're not having it.

They will have none of that. If you're not familiar, Latin X is a gender non-conforming, what is it, pronoun? Yeah. That goes to the, you know, because. And, you know, like, it would be one thing if, like, you called the occasional non-binary person Latinx, but they just started calling everyone that. Yeah. It's a culture famous for loving gender. Right.

I mean, they gender their... They gender their tables. They gender their... They gendered inanimate objects. Just rocks, pebbles. Pebbles have a gender. And you want to take it. away.

Spanish people look at a rock and they're like, I'd love to get inside that rock's pussy. Yeah. I love how like, they're like, oh, we took away Texas and how do we fix that from Mexico? We take away their gender. No one wants this. Yeah. The Democratic Party doesn't know what people want and evidenced by the fact that they got rid of

the one man they did. Mm-hmm. Mr. Joe Biden. Mr. Joe Biden. Mr. Joe Biden could have won. easily even if he is technically dead i i think he i think he probably would have done better um i think he i well he did i mean this is basically like a it's like a loser sandwich in him in the middle winning by like 20 million votes yeah yeah it's like everyone says where did the 20

i'm seeing these conspiracy theories online these uh where are you going to tell me 20 million votes just disappeared since 2020 and i'm not even sure what that means because i don't pay close attention to this crap anymore, all right? I don't care that much. People think, well, S.J.W. Ray. Ray, such a lip tart. I don't give a shit. I'm like, whatever.

I'm a white man. I mean, I embrace that. Oh, you're like, you, it doesn't matter to you. Got that right. You got that right. My favorite thing on this show is when somebody is like, is when there's comments being like, oh, you really reveal your political leanings. And the episode is just us ranting about numb butter for 30 minutes.

Yeah, and I go, and the show ends, I go listen to jazz. I'm finally getting into jazz. You're a jazz man. I'm a jazz man. Did you know that on Miles Davis is Kind of Blue? The saxophone was played by John Coltrane, my favorite? I didn't realize that. I didn't know Coltrane was on Kind of Blue.

Well, he is. And I love it. Now I love it because I love Coltrane. Wasn't a big Miles Davis fan. Didn't Miles Davis play the sax? No, he played the trumpet. Oh, okay. He played the trumpets, played it well.

Played a lot better than Kamala Harris. Study that much. She don't play nothing. Here's the thing. We'll get, we'll get the Biden. I'm not trying to distance myself from the, I was kind of excited about Kamala Harris, but apparently,

I always thought people misunderstood because people overstated. Look, she's not a great hand. It's not her fault too much. She didn't have anything to say. That would have helped. Yeah. Like, I'm not being like, I am, I am always on the side of the losers in the sense that like, I'm always over nuanced. And a man like me doesn't need to be nuanced.

No. Let's be, let's be frank. I'm not the man you want you. You're not benefiting from nuance. No one wants nuance. You need to stop that. No one wants nuance from a man like me. So it's just, but, you know, I always thought, like, well, look, she's at least qualified.

I don't know. Who's qualified? You're right. You're right. I thought she was a fine candidate compared to like Amy Klobuchar. Right. But what's who cares? Well, she didn't throw a stapler at anyone, so.

That might have helped. That might have helped. Here's the thing. People, if nothing else, and you go, here's it, this is how democracy should work. Because a lot of people, I have a hard time buying eggs. They have a hard time buying bologna. And they have a hard time buying caviar, which, is also a grocery, and I'm sure that's also inflated, right?

People don't talk enough about that. The price of lobster, the price of a row, which is salmon caviar, or extra brie. They've also risen. They were just talking about eggs, the price of milk, you know. The price of a nice baguette has also gone up, right? Am I right? Can I get an amen? Yeah.

And people aren't having it. Because here's the thing. You don't get to live in an. economic wasteland, a corporate dystopia, but the prices are too high. What is that? The whole point of being in this, like, of Walmart, like, infusing themselves into our veins. And Amazon, like, having, like, a dock inside of our spine is that we get, it's cheap. Give us something cheap.

That's all we ask for. That's all we want. and you keep raising the prices and now I know the president doesn't set the prices you can't just change the economy that quickly it's like a tanker ship

it's not a small it takes a long time to turn shut up no one wants nuance all right it doesn't matter that's a loser message that's a loser shit that's how you lose all right and also it doesn't matter

and I also I do remember seeing like there was some interview with her where she was asked like what her economic policy was and she said I have many economic policies They're on my website. Like, it's just like, just terrible. Yeah.

Go fucking. Just get like, get, when you get lost, go to www. You can suck my ass.com. That's what she said. No, go. There's only two websites, Facebook and three, five, five websites. Facebook, there's Tinder. Is there even a website, though?

What Facebook's people go to? There's Amazon.com. You get the point. Yeah. Maybe walmart.com. None of it's telling us about, you know, the laffer curve and supply-tide economics. All right. So the point is, it doesn't matter why.

It doesn't matter if you think Kamala would have fixed the inflation or Trump would have fixed the, will Trump's policies make it worse? It doesn't matter. None of us know. No one doing it knows. There's a few people who might know when they're annoying. The last person you want to talk to is an economist. and they don't know most of them don't know shit anyway

most of them are full of it they just want to do calculus models so we're all just sitting around they watch one mises dot institute video from like 10 years ago and go inflation we remember the budget and the inflation and yeah I get it we don't know

so it's an off button if it's a price to stay like this we get an off button that's the nice thing about this country you know I can't afford to friggin't eat a mayonnaise sandwich a big one I mean you know with real mayonnaise

not that America whip shit shut it down that's what it is if I can't afford to feed my kids beef borgignon shut it down

and I mean this this is not sarcasm yeah people get twisted all the time that somehow I'm trying to mock it I don't care will Trump fix it maybe no one's fixing

anything he said he's going to have a he said he's He's going to bring the world's fair back. I love it. I love the idea. Look. Or the American fairgrounds or something. Look, the immigration stuff, I do think that there's a problem with, you know, we have enough people who need work here.

Mm-hmm. And we don't care. And people will ignore the fact that, you know, the most wrongful people we have in America get screwed by depressing wages from him. Now, there's all the other stuff. have to happen or the other you know rhetoric no but whatever maybe he'll fix it maybe you won't doesn't matter no one no one's fixing anything let's try it does i love the fact i hope he gets the house so no there's no bitching i don't i hate hearing one side bitch about the other oh we would have done this except for that nope no get everything you want and let's say this is this is a very

interesting result i mean it's i'm excited he basically he basically did uh He basically created a multi, a multi-ethnic coalition. He, he said that it's crazy. Look, black people can't afford food. Hispanic people can't afford food. White people can't afford food. Shut it down. That's the whole thing.

Shut it down. Yeah. Oh, an abortion. Well, you already lost it. I'm sorry. You weren't going to get. A lot of women vote for him, too. Yeah.

Yeah, because women can't afford. They'd rather have a mayonnaise sandwich than abortion. Right. It's fine. You need, it's a pyramid of needs thing. You need a mayonnaise sandwich before you need an abortion. I can't tell you how much more you need a mayonnaise sandwich than you need to terminate a pregnancy. It's so much higher on the hierarchy of needs.

We do, I will admit, I tend to, I tend to say, but women have a right to choose. Yeah. Famously. Famously. Well, you know, I don't get the credit for it. No. From the women. I feel like I deserve a lot more credit from women, but whatever.

Neither here or there. But that being said, we do, the Democrats tend to over-emphasize that kind of thing. Well, you know, the annoying thing about Democrats is that they will make it like the only issue in a campaign, right? We're not going back was like the rallying cry of, you know, Kamala Harris. But at the same time, they'll weirdly, like, not, they'll not talk about it in a way that's at all moving. You know, like, there is a, like, some 18-year-old girl who died recently because she was denied a life-saving abortion when, like, the fetus inside of her was already dead. She died really painfully and really slowly. I didn't hear her name once during the last week of the election.

It's true. It's very sad. I don't want to sound a little bit about it. Maybe Trump, maybe, not likely. Maybe Trump can bring her back to life. Maybe. Let's just have an open mind about everything. True.

you want to focus on the bad you know all you're gonna get is shit that's why my dad always told me you focus on the toilet or you're gonna find a shit and piss that's just that's just what you have that that's actually that we should can we can put that in the t-shirt how do I monetize me and the things I say that's I think that's great if you focus on the toilet all you're gonna drink for dinner is piss and shit you know that's just that's just that's true as anything I've ever heard in my life You're right. That should be, you should be able to make us some money with that.

Yeah, I should be able to feed you mayonnaise sandwiches with that, you know? But say lovey. I'm not going to whine. I hope that girl comes back to life. But I do. Yeah. Look, it's the power of magical thinking. Right.

The Joan Didion book, right? Yeah. Again, Joan Didian, why? Why bring her up? No one knows who that is. I've never read her. I'm not a fan of Joan Didy and. moving on

doesn't matter Trump look he's got he's gonna he's gonna break a few eggs you know what he comes when you make make a few eggs eggs you flay that's another expression

you get omelets it's gonna be an omelette party we have a national omelet party who's the eggs what are the eggs that are getting broken you know immigrants and women and whatever also also people who like to waste money scammers welfare scammers people on social security perhaps

legitimately uh i don't know you know anyone wasted money though anyone being inefficient anyone any of his enemies look sure we who started the enemy game did he put hilary clinton in jail no he said he would but he didn't do it he did say he would yeah He said he would, and he was president for four years. Did the FBI knock on the door? Well, I don't think he can, yeah, I mean, he can't just do that. Well, Biden did. Someone in the federal government did.

I mean, did he commit more, quote-unquote, crimes? Maybe technically. I mean that. Hillary Clinton's a bad person. But he's also not going to prison. Well, only by virtue of, you know. Having one. You think he would have ended up in prison if he had one?

Would he end up in prison? I don't know. I mean, he did put three people. in the Supreme Court, so, I mean, that helped. Yeah. But, I mean, by no thanks to the Democrats, right? True. So I'm saying, oh, he's going to put political prisoners.

Maybe. Let's see. We might be in for a bad time. We might be in for the best time. We just don't know. It's a very open, open book. It's like a new Lord of the Rings book. Who would have, who would have thought we could have got one?

We're reading the Winds of Winter right now. Yeah, we have it in our hand. Game of Thrones, Winds of Winter. George R. Martin, isn't a scouse, isn't a liar. He actually wrote it, and now it's here. Trump is the White Walker and John Snow all wrapped up into one beautiful bouquet. It might be nice. Honestly, did you want Tim Walts?

Who wanted Tim Walts? I didn't want Tim Walts. I didn't like Tim Walts. I know. You hated Tim Walts. You really, you very quickly turned on Tim Walts. I got, look, J.D. Vance, I don't get like this trustworthy vibe. I'm not saying he's like a man won't buy a used car from.

But I, I mean, I got some of the worst feelings that it don't matter. Vice presidents don't matter. But I got some of the worst feelings I ever got from Tim Walts. That man is a man who hurts weak people, in my opinion. Or would. Maybe he's too cowardly too. But he's like, this kind of, he's not called hands around. He's a guy who, you know, in my opinion, I get the vibe.

of a guy who would prey on, like, old women. This is the opinion they have. It's just a feeling. No, I'm not, no, look, when a girl goes missing, the FBI doesn't call me to, like, fine, trial. I'm not Keira Sedgwick, you know, whatever her job was in that show. I'm not, like, I don't have, like, a clairvoyant mind.

So I'm not, don't get it twisted. All right, I'm implying that, like, I got great track record about, I judge people fairly well. Yeah, you do have a good judgment. Yeah, but I don't think preternatural. I don't think, I don't, or super natural. I don't, I'm not, I'm not Christopher walking in the dead zone, right? Sure.

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And if you only get one a week, you're missing out. I think. That's my nuance. what uh let's you want to get to the bottom of this election yeah that's good let's dig into this a little bit so we we have this article here and it says here's how badly kamala harris lost young men so she's uh they're saying young men or young men i guess a big part of where where she went wrong yeah i mean like gen z 18 to 29 i think oh young yeah yeah real tight hard firm young men you know all those twinks came we came running out for trump um

Donald Trump is an authoritarian vision again again with this is why you lost partly because you couldn't stop it pulled this up I swear to God I'm not trying to source biased against him I like I pulled this up because you know it's it's a critical of Harris a little bit no sure but they can't stop they can't stop and you made this man the boogeyman even though you knew that people loved them yeah this is this is how you're lose yeah yeah you never hear me say i don't think it's totally inaccurate to say it's it's hard terrian i mean he did say that he was yeah yeah look you can feel however you want yeah look you feel however you want but you know we i think we proved the last time yeah that if you don't want him in power

don't say these things like that don't be like but biden said them and he won he didn't see them afterwards he didn't really say him as much before i guess he did mostly go out there and go, America is the greatest story in the world. Yeah, I mean, I do think that, you know, Biden, to be fair, I think Biden... I used to talk with the Lisp. Yeah, but I think he kind of ran a more positive campaign, but that inauguration speech was like, you were in the age of white supremacism, if you remember correctly. He got pretty heavy, pretty quick.

And they had that girl, that poet laureate, the 19-year-old poet laureate, who I didn't think was any good. Oh, Amanda, yeah. Yeah. Amanda, I thought she stunk. Yeah. All right, why don't you get Maya Angelou or T.S. Eliot? Just take their poems and read them.

And like, hey, this year, T.S. Eliot is going to be the Port Laureate of America. I don't care that he's not, is he American? Just read the wasteland again, you know? Like, why are we writing new poems? None of the new poems are any good. Read the old poems. Because people, you know, when poems were good, when poems were all, yeah. had that's when we had good poems no one cares about poems anymore so not writing good ones

yeah we have tweets now you know it's not good either now whatever bob dillon did folk not true is that folk music i was listening i was listening to ices the other day it was a very moved too sorry fair um anyway let's back so what we got we got uh all right Donald Trump and his authoritarian vision for the country swept to power on Tuesday, while several demographics played into the Republican takeover, a survey of 120,000 voters conducted by the Associated Press, found that young men played a crucial role in his win. Men between the ages of 18 and 29 turned away from Democrats and droves, shattering illusions that Gen Z, a cohort that statistically reads fewer books, comprehends less information, and predominantly gets their news from social media, skews more progressive than previous generations. dig. I guess we didn't realize that the people who don't read books weren't fans of Trump. I guess that's our fault. I thought young people read more books. No, they don't read at all. They're actually, like, I was reading some, there was some thing

that went around, like, a few weeks ago that college kids, like, in these, like, college of book classes or, like, used to read, like, six big books, well, I don't have your book, but, you know, real books a semester, which seems that, I don't say daunting, but kind of, I don't like to read that. I read, I used to read more. It seems annoying to have to read, a lot. Um, I like audio books. You can, you know, you can be in the toilet and not ruin your nice book or worry about ruining your nice book. You could be farming. That's audio books are really, we should take the mystique because honestly, how are you going to farm reading a book? But you can farm listening to a book. Take the, the gimmick off audio books, the slander,

the twisting. You see, you're so smug, you don't want to take it off. No, I look. I like, I like audio books. Take a break. Give the eyes a nap. Yeah. You know, listen to it on audio for a while. I've been reading the brothers Karamazov on paper and on audio. That's true.

No knows that is. Is that about the brothers from a... Who are famous? The brothers who wrote Seinfeld? I don't know. It's about... Are you any famous brothers anymore? Who's even a reference for brothers?

I don't know The Coke brothers There's three brothers It's ramping after something Maybe they have sex With each other That would be amazing Tell me if that happens

I'll read the book But yeah Famously they're like They can barely get For a couple books In a semester But that seems like a lot You gotta read a bunch of books

And also have you Get four of the classes probably So I mean What is this shit Make college less stupid Teach me how Like you know Plum

Teach me how to like Change my My our fridge It won't go down to zero in the freezer, and the fridge won't go down to 35. I'm trying to store chicken here. I'm trying to cook more. We're trying to can.

I'm trying to, we're going to can. We're going to vacuum seal. We're going to brine. I'm a brine chicken and then pound it out and then make chicken. And you know, I can't do that if my fridge is at 41. It's dangerous. And, you know, if I wasn't too busy reading chaucer, maybe I'd know how to do it myself.

So just throwing it out there So let's back to This is actually a really funny sentence This is such a biased article But it's a really funny sentence Young women also veered in favor Of the grab them by the pussy rapist Though less than men

Jesus I mean this is just look This is not how you Whatever I didn't mean to figure something I thought that this was Look at this title You would think it would be

Yeah I don't know, different. The Associated Press data found that women ages 18 to 29 shifted to the right by 14 percentage points. It's big. Yeah. They don't want what you got. I don't know what to tell you. I'm not saying it.

I'm just saying make it. How about you start doing your own thing? You start meeting them in the middle. How about you start, you know, maybe. look maybe you cut abortion loose you go look we're all we also think it sucks yeah I'm saying I'm throwing out there maybe you can't abortion loose

you're right it is kind of gross we shouldn't do it you mean just lie about it yeah oh okay well I mean you're already lost you really lost you know we we actually wanted to get rid of it it was a bad policy we didn't like it we're you're going to fight and get it back I mean I guess some of these states had like you know they made it legal in the states We never liked Roe.

You know what the Democrats should have said when Roe got canceled? Good. Good. This is what we wanted. That's what you should do. What do you think, since we're talking about the voter turnout?

Yeah. What do you think about this like, because I've seen some, you know, takes theories going around about why there's 20 million less Democratic voters this time around. Right. Some people think it's proof

that the last election was rigged. Some people think it's proof that this election was rig. Yeah, I don't know. It seems like, do you have any opinion on that? I think a lot of this that people don't want to admit is that people die. A lot of people who vote are old and old people die. And I don't know why it would be, that would shake out that way. Yeah.

But I mean, you would think that old people might be worried more about Social Security. But I mean, I don't know that they outright said they were going to get rid of it, right? I heard Musk saying something about maybe getting rid of it He's not technically part of the government yet Right But you know Honestly low-key I'll never

Musk being involved in all this is the worst part about it I look honestly it's the only thing kept me From from from campaigning for Trump I didn't like to you know But Musk is just you know I hate Musk I just hate him as a person He's just gross to me

I hate his cars When we get in an Uber on a Tesla, the handles aren't normal. It pisses me off every time. Yeah. And I hate his dumb face. No, I, oh, I hate Tesla door handles. I hate the fact that he accuses people who try to save children from

Thailand caves as pedophiles because they won't use this dumb submarine. No, I've been anti-Musk for eight years or whatever, six years on the pod, various pods. Various incarnations of me. You can't get, don't, don't, you know, don't let him, Trump. Shut up.

shut your fucking filthy mouth all right none of you know anything about me i've uh you the ones who know no no i've been i've been after musk for years and so i don't know i don't love the fact that he's going to be in some kind of position of power i mean probably not for long knowing trump he doesn't tend to keep friends take that for what it's worth it's hard it's hard to be a right he's a he's a He's a big personality. Yeah. And big, big personalities and other big personalities, they clash often. So I scare himoochie don't work for Trump no more.

It's going to be in charge of the economy. Yeah, for a week, probably. And then he'll like, you know, Trump won't listen to him about it because some other person will compliment his, you know, cornflower blue napkin. What do they call that thing? Oh, um, oh, the pocket square. Pocket square. and he'll accept his yeah and it's not a slight on trump that's what you should do when you're in power you should be susceptible to charm that's the nicest thing about it that people are nice to you they

say beautiful things to you they whisper things at you you know that's that's what do you want some guy who's like oh and and i hope you're you're wonderful wife malalia uh what's the name Malamalia, Melania, Melania. Yeah. She's doing well, and your beautiful son, Baron. And he goes, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, like some bureaucrat, like some fucking, like some fucking customs officer. You didn't do the stat right. No, you want some guy who's like, well, thank you.

She's beautiful. And my son is wonderful. Right? That's what you want. We want people to take our charms that we give to heart. are bribes that we give to heart and to their wallet imagine bribing a guy and me like that's what's what soviet rushes like you bribe a guy and he throws you in jail anyway is that what you want you want over there in the gulag

i got the impression people don't like gulags maybe i was wrong um we were watching a little bit of Biden's. Biden made a... Well, Joe Biden made you give a little speech today. His own kind of concession speech. Well, yeah, just a little uh, he got himself,

make this, uh, let me say, where the button for this? Where's our full screen button? Don't I have a full screw button? Here we go. I do. I do. What just happened?

Make it bigger for me. Just make it full screen. Just do what I like. You know what I like. All right. Let's put this on. Look at this guy. Look at this guy.

Look at it. He's never, he's, he's, look at this motherfucker. This guy, this guy, he has been saying, but this guy shaved 20 years off his life in a matter of months. Look how happy he looks. Look how happy he looks. Don't forget, this is a man. People go, oh, he wanted to come on a woman. You don't he want Kamala to win?

This is a man where they went to the Oval Office, Nancy Pelosi, right? And Obama, they went to visit him. And they bent him over the Constitution desk. Is what they call it? Right? The Constitution, the desk he has? Is that what it's called? I thought it was.

You know, the desk in the Oval Office. and they took off his pants and they fist of them right they said you're done you can't speak good no more you're too old too white get out look at his face uh look his face he's so happy yeah he's like so she couldn't get a done couldn't get it up my dick's hard that's what he's saying right now Good morning, good morning. I mean, this is like the day his son is born. The day is the son, you know, gets a job at Luke oil or whatever it's called. Gas parole.

You know, he should be smoking a cigar right now. Look at him. He's so happy. I feel good for him. Thank you. Please. I forgot he was the president, honestly. This is the best day of his life since that day he made up,

where his dying son told him to run for president. In a burn bit? His son yelled out from a burn pit. Dad, you got to run for president. I will, son. Tell, what's the boy? Tell, what's the one who's, who's always in trouble? Oh, the hunter.

Tell Hunter to the bank my wife. I will. Good to see this cabinet and the staff together. He's just, look at his swagger. Look at his swagger. Look at it. He's like Sinatra. Thank you.

He's talking clearer than he's talking four years. It's almost like, it's almost like. the reveal at the end of usual suspects like the Kaiser so say like the mics are straightening the limp goes away he's like oh what the what does happen and I don't know how I don't know why he would

but yeah whatever I'm saying it's just this this man and I don't know because he wants I mean nobody who would with that that much political ambition likes to be told no we don't want you for a second term hey we know you the president we know you were the only one who could beat Trump back then that we know had any phase, right, that we had a bunch of nobodies, a bunch of nothings, including,

including Kamala Harris. She was in that field, remember? Yeah. And they go, no, no, no, please, Joe, Joe, please come back. Please, we need you to come back. And then they said, no, get lost. Now is get lost. Oh, God.

He looks like he's just watching like two kittens playing the field. I think Biden voted for Trump. He had, he fucking, he brought dead people back to life to vote for Trump. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Please. Thank you, thank you. He doesn't say to them. He's saying that to God.

He's saying God, thank you. It's good to see you all. Particularly good to see my granddaughter sitting in front of. row here. Hi, Finn. How are you, honey? For over 200 years, America has carried out the greatest experiment in self-government in history of the world. And that's not hyperbole. That's a fact. We're the people. The people vote. He hasn't spoken to this, Clairleu since his wedding day. Vote and choose their own leaders, and they do it peacefully. And we're in a democracy, the will of the people always prevails.

Yesterday, I spoke with President-elect Trump to congratulate him on his victory. And we laughed at, come on. We just laughed for hours. And I assured him that I'd direct my entire administration to work with his team to ensure a peaceful and orderly transition. That's what the American people deserve. Yesterday, I also...

That's what the American people deserve. Two white guys work in an... out. That's one of some busy body over our shoulder. He's like reverting back to 1960s Joe Biden. Oh, yeah. No, I don't want to hear what he says next.

Vice President Harris. He said, kick bricks, bitch. You're done. You blew your shot. You took you shot, you shot, and you blew it. Like, get out. He should replace her. He's been a partner and a public servant Got to go to her a servant

She ran an inspiring campaign and everyone Got to see something that I learned early on to respect so much That she ain't shit Her character She's a backbone like a ramrod She's a straight character, true character Backbone like a ramrod She gave her whole heart effort

and she and her entire team should be proud of the campaign they ran. You know, the struggle for the soul of America since our very founding has always been an ongoing debate and still vital today. Yeah, well, right now she's getting, who cares. But, uh... Yeah, I mean, do you think he would have won? uh kind of yeah probably very very women closer you wouldn't have gotten wild probably it's just so it's so funny to me how much everyone was uh look at i mean i'm not i'm not the expert i'm just some schmuck who doesn't know anything when they said we got replaced him i said with

who kamala that was the one who said she was you know okay but everyone you know as soon as he replaced her she's uh she's amazing all right just saying no one listens to me that's why i talk about numb butter that's why i talk about you know uh burning myself and and and shooting myself on your front lawn because no one wants to people maybe this is a new age or maybe company's finally validated maybe he's going to have some opinions now and people will listen to him i do think cum my in the second Trump era. Yeah, I'm a second Trump boy. I feel it.

I might get a job in administration. Give me food agriculture. Okay. I want to clean up the food. I'm going to make it nice. Make a spread. Everyone's going to learn out a can. You're going to learn out a can,

charcutory, you know, carve up food, elk. I'll get Joe Rogan. I'll get him a teacher. is how to make Elks. My friend Joe Rogan. You know?

Yeah. He endorsed him. Oh, he did. He did also. Oh, the last second. Yeah, yeah. He said, yeah, we had Musk gone. He's like, this is Musk.

My friend John Musk, whatever his name is. Do you hear that? Our automatic cat feeder is going on. Yeah. Our cat Dana, big Trump supporter. Yeah.

I was devastated to her, and she voted for Trump. Well, I was, I'm just happy she was able to vote. I think it was possible. so you know for a cat that's tremendous that's what you want here that your cats she's very intelligence but cruel well just just self-interested i'm not sure how it helps her but you know

that's for her to the side uh what other what are articles we have here we have uh trump's to fuel return to power let's see fueled by oh Hispanic working class voter support now people say he's the thing there's no blocks people don't like to be lumped in you go well why well he's anti-ispanic because why because he says some people from Mexico were rapists some of them probably are a lot of people hear a rapist why wouldn't some of them be rapist now these kind of imply that a lot of them were yeah I guess from a certain point of view that's eight years ago eight years ago

what else do they do you try to deport illegal are are illegal immigrants voting for for Trump? I don't think so. No, it's just Hispanics who are citizens. Why do you people think that Hispanic citizens are like nonstop immigration? Yeah, I don't know. I don't know why people, I mean, it's also like they're historically pretty Catholic. Trump is historically, Trump is historically very Catholic.

Yeah. Trump is, Trump might as well be the Pope. You know, Trump, Trump can do communion like you do Pilates. uh what what that means also Cubans yeah Cubans famously they're they're Hispanic right yeah so I mean stop it with this Hispanic should all be Democrats why yeah I mean it's like if you wanted that you should have run a Latina yeah why don't you run out I mean isn't it's in common dollar part Latina I forget I don't see maybe there's a lot I don't know but she's black she's

Indian she's not let's next time she might be Latina yeah in 2020 she might be now I'm Latinx bitch Latinx Camala oh shit Donald Trump reshaped the U.S. electorate once again this year. I mean it sounds like a love letter it sounds like you know he's sweaty

he stole our hearts once again piling up support among Hispanic voters young people and Americans without college degrees and some wit probably right and winning more I just don't get the divisiveness He's your president

Look that is I'm that actually is a fair criticism Of his voter base They're not Oh they need liberal arts degrees Look they're not They're not as educated As the people who vote Democrat

College educated They're educated in the hard knocks of life Well let's that's Yeah If everybody with a college degree I know people think these things are useless I guess I'm gonna But if everybody with a college degree

Left the country The country would go to shit like it's it's you need people why was everyone in the college was that was shrugged we we ran what you're talking about hey we all left if we if we were older with a science degree with a with a yeah I like so I love science don't give me I was learning math you a couple weeks ago right I love science I was learning about physics don't don't make me but you can do that you can do that with that going you know going to college and majoring in in in Japanese studies you're you're the one who thinks we should base all of our politics

around the West Wing. No, I just like the West Wing, all right? I just wanted us to share that the way people share, you know, Charles Dickens. But you, you, you seem to think that, you know, the only, the only role for, you know, political, you know, shows is to be some kind of, you know, statistical recreation of the rigors of political life. I want a little romance in my political drama. A little, little dreaming. But isn't that, I mean, most of Aaron Sorkin's work is just, you know, just rubbing himself to smart people. Yeah, but that's the obnoxious part.

I like it, but it's also obnoxious. You got to understand that. Look, I'll break the fourth wall here. Come, you're trying to twist. No, I'm just saying, learn when you're obnoxious. And you can't go, uh, you didn't go to school, huh? This is how you lose an entire population. Stop it.

that's all I'm saying that's how people lose just stop it just sounds smug is all I'm saying I'm not saying they should be I'm not saying they should be in jail the article is smug but like you know I'm kind of sick of these people who I'm street smart you don't read it you don't read you're not smart obviously I'm mocking them a little bit I'm mocking them a little bit I'm just you know when I say they they went to the school of hard knocks you think I'm saying that literally people know who I am. I'm a nuanced fat psychopath. Of course I value intelligence. Donald Trump reshaped the U.S. electorate once again this year, piling in support from Hispanic voters, young people, and Americans

without college degrees, and winning more votes in nearly all the country as he reclaimed the presidency. Following the Republicans' populist campaign in which he promised to shield workers from global economic competition and offered a wide range of tax cut proposals. Trump's increasing strength among working class voters and non-white Americans helped grow his share of the vote almost everywhere. Yeah. Look, do I think a 200%

tariff is going to work? If you press me on it, I say maybe not. Probably not. But who knows? China backed down last time of Trump, didn't he? Didn't they? Maybe not. Then they unleashed the things. I mean, I think they, I think he and she got along pretty well, but.

Yeah, because she's, she's also a son of a bitch. Yeah. She's also a mofow. You know, they like the, they like the butt heads and then smoke cigars afterwards or whatever. Just saying, look, I mean, they'll probably, they'll probably smack their, look, just, look, I believe, I've always believed in giving presidents the benefit of this out. Now, George W. Bush gave us the Iraq War. I mean, first 9-11 happened, which, you know, he also gave us, I guess. but you know point is i don't like to jump down their throats immediately maybe so i i thought trump

might go liberal last time or at least moderate no he didn't but i you know i i i have a lot of hope for the first hundred days of any president things can happen um yeah yeah so you are you always have you always have hope at the beginning that's your yeah that's your status quo i i've Have I not conveyed that? I've always had hope. I've always been like, this is interesting. I always look at, I always look at someone winning and go, this is very interesting. What do you think about, are you worried about your friend Zelensky?

My friend Zillinsky? There's no friend of mine. I look, I, when the Ukraine got invaded, I said, I didn't say, ah, screw them, leave them to the wolves. I'm going to go, well, you probably shouldn't invade countries, right? we're past this who are you America in 2003 but I'm saying it's like you know it didn't seem to even really

do the fake 9-11 thing they have their reasons right there's always reasons you invade but uh so at first I'm like yeah we should stop this but it's been going on for years now and we're not and we're not pressing for peace

I don't know what the point is yeah so are we going to stop I don't know. He said we're going to stop immediately, right? We'll see. I don't think we should leave my... I think we should have a de-escalation, maybe.

How about we sue for people? Should Trump say that? Probably not. He should probably say, I'll make him settle. I'll bring rushes to the table. That seems like a better thing to say. I'm critical of Trump.

Sure. But, you know, but whatever. What do me do? You want me to go over there and fight? It's not my country. I would like you to do that, actually. Oh, you would love that, wouldn't you? I went to Ukraine.

What would you do if I went to Ukraine? I would, I would, uh, start, you start crocheting. I'd, I'd change my profile picture to the, you know, Ukraine and flag. Finally. Yeah. I'd just, probably do something. I'd send you letters. Okay.

I thought you're going to change your profile picture to like, look at where's your profile to open, open relationship. It's complicated. My husband's in Ukraine Um So whatever I mean I wish Ukraine the best I don't know what's going to happen

Oh look Here's a bit Here's a Trumpo Latinos for Trump event Yeah they like them They're happy Look I don't know what you want me to do Do you want I mean There's nothing worse to me than crying

In public Unless your kid dies If your kid dies you can cry If I saw a man His kid died you didn't cry i like that guy's i got a bad daddy but you know i remember you know being uh on that on that stage on that show at public access horseshit eight years ago the election special that's to be election special that horse shit special that's lost to history yeah lost to history

that's scumbag lost to history and uh if you know you know and uh everyone's crying yeah you really if there's a camera i don't i don't understand understand how someone could even like if they wanted to cry like with a camera on them like that yeah like it's it's all people in the audience to be fair but I mean it back you up yeah well it wasn't people on there's on the stage as much there's people in the crowd but still women in the crowd crying on the floor yeah look it's not good and the people who are like crying into their cameras a lot of the time they never look like the most stable no that's how you they never you know it's it's like

Yeah, they're, they're Democrats, and they're freaking out over, over Trump. But they're also, like, their lives clearly aren't going well. Right. Yeah. Oh, oh. It's like, it just looks like you're, like, you're, dare I say, a cat lady. Yeah. You know, I like, you just heard my cat feeder. You know, I love my cat.

I love my cat more than life itself. Not as much of my wife, but the close second. You're a cat baby. What's that? Oh, yeah, yeah. Lucy's gotten very, uh, very dismissive of, inversely in the wake of this. I just think, I don't know.

Who's that, uh, who's that guy who said, uh, China's going to the moon? Maybe we should run him. China's going to the moon? Remember that speech? The China's going to the, you don't think that China doesn't know. Oh, yeah, with that Michael something? Yeah, I forget. My district's underwater.

You know, but. Not him because he seems to have lost that magic. but you know something like that you've lost that what is the biggest things of importance are family values being pro-life and religion says lagoon yeah there you go a 28-year-old corporate manager I don't feel like Kamala represents those values well she sure is how doesn't you know not politically at least maybe she does personally but that's what I'm saying I don't know I can't like dismiss an entire half of the country that's what I'm saying about people like it's interesting people think we live in this country that like hates religion

We don't as a country I know I talk a lot of shit That's no but I maybe can But I know no no What I dismiss? No I do why oh I Maybe not dismiss but I look I don't

I dismiss their religion all the time Yeah Or things about it I was raised Catholic I can talk shit Yeah Right exactly Like I don't feel like I'm

I don't feel like I'm I don't feel like I'm stepping out of line By saying yeah You can do whatever you want I'm just saying I'm just saying I But politically it just seems like

You can do whatever you're Look, we can imagine the world we want to live in. But if you don't reconcile what the idea that, like, you know, like, we share, we're a democracy of what everyone call it, a Democratic Republic, you vote, leave it at that. And half the people at least, I think more than half are religious, right? Yeah. So what do you want me to do?

You want me to go, yeah, all that, why don't you vote for abortion? We don't want, we don't believe in it. But I can vote for it anyway. I don't know. I don't know if you've ever heard of this organization called the Weather Undercraft. No, I'm just kidding Well, yeah, do something I don't know to tell you

Look, I think you could admit Well, look, the last time we did something You know, maybe don't do something Because maybe Look, politically actually worked out I guess the NT for thing Because then Biden became president Yeah

But we didn't like it We didn't like it But he kind of shit on them a little bit That's true That's good point So yeah So yeah, no one needs you Yeah

People knocking stuff over He's not in burning nonsense sense? What did you burn that? It was important. You don't burn anything good. It's burned like a bunch of like broken desks in the middle of the street. Pretendly they were like, you know, the French Revolution.

Yeah, just do something effect, you know, it's like you're going to do black blocks, shit. Do something interesting with us. Fix my fridge. How about that? How about you go around fixing people's appliances? That's what we need. That's what we do a lot better than Tifa. And you're so educated, you're so smart. You liberals? You're Democrats?

how about this you learn HVAC you learn appliance repair that will just screw over the people who do that for a living a little bit but they make your weight don't they they love to make your way to get your fridge fix so say la V you got break a few eggs for an alma party all right so you go around and you and you can wear your black black balacavas or whatever back of back black of lavas. How do you say it? Did I write the first time? Oh, the black bandanas? No, but the balacava. What's the balacava?

It's the thing they wear. Oh, okay. What some of them do? Some of them are bandanas, you're right. You can wear your little outfits, all right? And you go around and you fix people's fridges. You clean their ovens. You make sure the broiler works. You know, stuff like that.

That's how you get people to vote for you. You do things. John Gotti gave people turkeys. True. And he was a mafia, Don. I'm just saying. Just give people shit. What happened to Tammany Hall?

Maybe you can't, like, you can't, you can't give someone a turkey during election season to get them to vote for you because that's, that's against the law. But there's no law against the year before an election giving everyone a turkey. Sure. And also, and then in the year of, you just don't write. it down. Stop writing shit down. It's supposed to get an Instagram, you dumbass.

Give some old oil a turkey and shut your mouth about it. Oh, she didn't thank you hard enough. That's a problem. Everyone's worried about clout. Yeah. That's what lost the elections.

Clout. Oh, I'm so virtuous. I'm such a good guy. You know, who isn't a great guy? Joe Biden, personally. I don't think he's that great. You know? Yeah, it's weird around kids.

We wear a sniff hair all the time. kids are creeps weird wife's dead married again but first wife and one of his kid they died in a car crash right

that's not great it's not a great thing if you're listening hey who's a perfect candidate you don't say guy with dead wife it worked in that movie dead wife cloud is pretty pretty good though

yeah you're right I'm sorry to say Aaron Serkin movie don't get any ideas okay The American press is And he was a widow, wasn't he? Yeah. No, being a widower is it, that's a huge status symbol for a guy.

Yeah, I'll never, I'll never be a widower. That's my promise to you. If you die, I die. Oh, that's sweet. Yeah, I'll just run on top of your corpse. If it comes to that, odds are, you know, you'll be the one dealing with me. um the three across the country in places where almost all votes were counted roughly 2200 counties nationwide trump's margin was five points higher than it wasn't 2020 people have re-evaluated

the trump thing they like they they don't they some even people who thought they didn't like it that much they don't like the price of groceries and honestly like that should matter it's the last thing you have oh yeah no i i don't blame anybody for it doesn't matter if he what he's going to do like oh they don't understand economic it doesn't matter and not who does like i can say like trump's thing isn't going to help or or actually they were dealing with a pandemic and took time for this doesn't matter like you you you can't society's not going to function if like the people at the bottom are all like you know phzs and economics you know that can't they should be at the bottom we should take phdg's in economics and make him dig graves do something useful

But whatever, I'm just saying, but it doesn't really work that way. No one's going to go to school seven years is a dig a grave. It's incentives. And they know that. That's why they went to school for economics. It's all about, you know, what was the risk and reward, right? Right. So point is, I don't need people to know.

Hey, I can't afford corn meal. I can't afford corn flakes. I can't afford corn nuts. Don't matter. He got corn. Corn should be cheap. Yeah, but we make tons of it. If we can't feed our people cheap food, what the hell is this monstrosity for?

That's what I'm saying. And if it matters, all the ones in the world don't matter. Give them what they want. Gummy bears, ringdings, Doritos at a fair price. That's what, that's what Jefferson was about. You know? True. Everyone's like, oh, he married, he raped his sleep.

yeah he did and you know why people tore his statues down because he's great we raised the price of corn did he no he didn't i'm just like people accept a lot and except a lot that they shouldn't accept if the price of corn is you know we're saying me i don't i should have to teach us to people bread and circus was a thing that was rome yeah when rome was thing like thousands of years ago 2000 they understood it why don't we oh your own power i got a fight inflation all right well he's not he's no one votes for him right very true very true any closing thoughts lucy i want i'll give you the table um no not really what about you i think that people just need to focus on what matters and that is building like a big telescope we can spy on people with i think we you know

we can get rid we can save a lot of money just get rid of these intelligence agencies just make a telescope put it up in space called a hubble two we just spy and everyone like and then we just you know and then get rid of all these you know does man not going to work the scam you know stuff like that Something, something, you want to go to Mars. It's too expensive. We're going to Iran. Let's go to Iran.

We're going to conquer Iran? Maybe. You want to conquer Iran? It's possible Gaza will be a seaside resort or something in the next few decades. You think so? Isn't they going to build a Nathan's hot dog stand there? Yeah, once everybody's... He'll be Hebrew national hot dogs, right?

Yeah. Once everyone wants everyone what? Yeah. This is very... But you're not going to use it? It's right. It's beach. You got to use beach. Jefferson said that. So anyway, uh, I want to thank everyone. Thank you.

For supporting this show and for watching it, members of subscribe and Patreon.com. So I should rate comp if you want to support it financially and also get extra episodes. That's the thing. Uh, God bless America. God bless Iran. um and god bless me and you'll see and you that's beautiful god bless all of you have a great uh day I don't know. I'm