Kump - Ep. 192 Cut It Off

Episode Date: November 19, 2024

Ray and Lucie discuss Trump's cabinet's picks, Matt Gaetz, Paul Newman, a plan to fix politics, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week! Follow Kump on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/raykump Kump Hand Merch https://bonfire.com/store/kump/ Follow Ray on Sound Cloud https://on.soundcloud.com/QbP8

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we're going to have problems all right my people are going to mobilize and you don't know where they're going to go on inauguration day you know you don't know where they're going to be what window they'll be in you're trying to crawl through they may or may not fit through that window what position would you want um more than anything more than anything I'd love to be in charge of um hud hud yeah i just like it reminds me that paul mootin

i'm not sure what hud does but i love that paul newman movie hud when he was just a a womanizing kind of deadbeat guy who worked on his dad's farm and uh and then all the cow has got hoofam mouth disease and uh spoiler alert they had the

well you know you got to do what happened when they got that i don't want to spoil it wait so hud because i've heard of hud yeah so hud is just a movie about paul newman murking horse Not cows. Or cows. It's not them. Like the FDA comes whoever, you know, the agriculture department.

Just offing farm animal after farm animals? It's a process. No, I don't think he's not. This is not like tombstone where like where the fucking white earth like goes around with like Doc Holiday and they gunned down the cowboys. You know, if I see a red sash, I kill the man wearing it. No. This is a thing where they, you know, I forget exactly how they do it.

They might use guns. But it's on a ranch. there's a procedure it's not they're hunting them down that would be a fun movie it's just a thing that happens towards the end of the movie and I guess I forget

it's been a while it was black and white pollen you know back in the 50s I think and you know it might be the kind of thing where it taught him to stop you know banging other men's wives

quite so much hey hey you're now you're an adult and you had to hoof and mouth cows to death or whatever it is so stop banging my wife there's one day

I wrote it off as that there's just some kid some young punk banging banging my wife but now you're a man to stop it please she likes it too much

it makes me sad imagine Paul Newman banging your wife you're like ah come on please stop I would feel bad please stop too you can

nothing to you can do you can bang it you can have anyone by mine I'm lucky I mean I guess you'd be lucky to have a woman like if Paul Newman was alive he would I would make sure he didn't touch you because he would

you know so you're kind of a lucky man to have such a wife that Paul Newman would want to yeah which I feel like I am yeah but also you know but that luck cuts both ways Paul Newman gets what he wants but I you know I would, I, at my expense.

Well, your expense. Well, your expense. My expense, yeah. Well, no, because it wouldn't have it. I would threaten them. I tell them what's up. Yeah. I have a line that I'd say it on.

Oh, what is it? We're past the part. I can say this not, right? I think so. Yeah. Six minutes. Yeah. I would say to Paul Newman.

Hey, Paul, you keep, don't bang my wife because if you do, you know what I'm going to do, I'm going to knock out your teeth and feed you my shit. Oh, wow. Yeah. that's a good that's a good threat yeah i mean i feel like it's like you know it's uh nobody wants that to happen no because you know it implies right it implies that like he has to eat might because like that's all he can't eat now you know that's like he like it's like it's like it's like salad you know is that a scientific fact well people can only survive on shit after they've had all their

teeth knocked out no quite the opposite of survive i mean the idea of surviving but my point is like he can't eat like a nice steak right but he could eat pudding or something well i mean you know sure but it's like, you know, I feel like it's implied that I'm there kind of making them. Oh, yeah. Well, sure. If you force them to only eat shit, then they would only be able to eat that. That's true. I mean, look, look, it's like, well, now you got to eat soft things.

I got the perfect soft thing for you. But it's not like I'm going. I got the perfect. The way you're describing this is like somehow after, after you've knocked all of his teeth out, which is very violent. Yeah. You've somehow regained his trust enough that you can basically sell him

on eating your shit. No, no, no, no. That's not what I'm saying. I just want to know what you've done to regain his trust so immediately after assaulting him. It's implied that I'm like for, it's like, you know, the feeding is kind of,

at the very least I'm keeping him in a place where he doesn't have any food. And that's what's all you get? I mean, that's the lowest, like, the least of this. if not me, like, you know, just spawning right in, you know, into his gums, which is, you know, this is to keep you, uh, him from banging, you know, begging my wife. Oh, wait, this isn't even at once he's done it.

This is preemptive. Well, no, I mean, this is like, this is, no. I thought this was revenge, not. Well, yeah, I mean, but I'm telling him, I'm going to tell him this, this is, this is, this is, what I'm describing is what is contained in the threat. Like, if you do this, I will do. If you do A, I'll do B. Right.

Like a programmer. Yeah. I'm like a programmer. You know? You know, you, if then, you know, if you bang moosey, I do this. I feed you my shit. As I try to not get your teeth. So it's like, you know, but I mean, so no, it is not preemptive.

I don't know how that would be preemptive. Imagine every crime could just be preemptive of something. I mean, it's like the Iraq War. Yeah. Do we have to mention it every episode? It happened so long ago. It's like over 20 years ago. Yeah.

It started over 20 years ago. Talitinic cave with the lumps on his head. You know, from the depleted uranium or whatever. Mm-hmm. Not good. No good. So HUD. So I'd love to be the guy, HUD.

Whatever that department does. Bites houses. I don't know. Gives people houses. Gives people. It seems nice. It's like housing. It's like you.

It takes the lead out of some houses and then puts it in other houses. It's a fine job for me. Are they going to, is there someone more qualified to me in the administration to, like, test me? Because I don't care. I'll just do that and I'll decide the parameters. There's not, like, no one's, I guess the last thing about that. There's no one there to be like, well, you know, tech, you're wrong. No, I'm in charge, right?

Yeah. Cool. I don't care how it works. Put the lead here, but it's, but only one house. Yeah. And then, like, I'll put signs up on the down low, not officially, because that's that, that is signs responsibility but i'll go to that house at night you know we're pulled him in my i'm in phone i'm in phone paul newman threatening him i'll go to that house and hold on paul

and i'll be putting signs up like stay away from this house don't buy it's got lead you know good guy yeah yeah because that's good that's really good but we give it all a lot in one house put all the spestos in another yeah it's not like lead's radioactive right it's just like if you put all in one big house all the lead pipes and whatever like it's not going to spread through the hair. Maybe, well, who cares? I mean, I'm only such a good, some good of a guy.

Whatever. Um, speak. Well, that was a real. Sprangy on the administration. I can keep it together somewhat, but, you know, sometimes it bleeds through. Spliss off.

Speaking of the administration, we have some interesting developments. I didn't, you know, did I want Secretary of Defense? Did I pick HUD? Because, I mean, a lot of it's been picked already. Well, you asked me that. Is that really my dream job? I mean, I'm not dumb. I'm not a dumb guy. I'm not going to pick a bunch of things that already been picked, you know? You know what I would

want? What? I would want to be? Oh, yeah. I should have asked you, I guess. It's not a full position. Sure, go ahead. But I want a part of a position. I want to be the designated survivor, but only the designated survivor. So you want that to become a new cabinet position? Yeah. I mean, because typically that's a person. Because usually there's like one of somebody in the cabinet is a designated survivor. And they picked that for every city of the union where they they picked that person, like one person to stay behind. And you would think it'd be an important person,

but it never is. You know? What's weird is that, remember how like... Yeah, it's agriculture or something. It's always something like that. Or HUD, maybe. Remember how, like, the day of 9-11, another thing we'd never bring up?

They were saying, how Tom Clancy wrote this actually in some version. That was, that book, The Some of All Fears, in which, like, basically someone crashes a plane into the Congress building during the State of the Union, I believe, and kills everybody. And Jack Ryan, you know, the guy like Harrison Ford or Outball and the movies, or even, or Jim from the office. Mm-hmm.

All right. And you can live in Venezuela. Jim from the office, who's now a CIA asset, I guess. Right. Oh, no. He becomes the head of CIA at some point. No, I just mean the real person. Oh, right.

Yeah. What's funny the thing is that, like, was he that also when he was Jim? Was he already a CIA asset? Was he already being groomed? I mean, with that part of the plan? Maybe. Just keep people focused on that and not like Mosul. Hey, where are the weapons?

I don't know. But I know where that stapler is and I think of Jillo. Anyway. Yeah, him like torturing Dwight is kind of like a, it's a stand-in for us, you know, like fucking with other countries. Sure. Leadership. Metaphors.

Metaphors upon metaphors. But the thing. is like if you read the I know it's from reading the back of the next book executive decisions or whatever he's the president so you would think oh somehow he was a cabinet guy

he was the last guy uh and like you know he was designated survivor or whatever um and became president but it's just he became vice president at the last second so what's the point of killing everyone

well you killed everyone in the whole system but you're your vice president you could just kill the president in that scenario. Yeah. It was towards the end of Tom Clancy. I've been rereading Hunt for October. That's a good one.

Anyway. But you want to be designated survivor. Yeah. And I'm just going to make it. But not have any of the role. Right. And I'm just going to make a career out of it. It's interesting.

I'm going to make a little like survival room for myself with lots of weapons and, and, yeah, I'll have ninja stars and stuff. So, you know, and I'm just, I stay awake all the time. I never sleep. Wow. first of all this sounds like an awful idea in every level like if you do

have to get in the power you'll just be sleep deprived and like have weapons and like and be violent also I know like the act cultural head guy isn't really the guy we want for president

but the idea I think is like he's an important enough person that like he could be it was in the line's accession but you somehow are just a person who's just like qualified for no reason and it's just going to like you know

I'm qualified to rebuild do you have any credentials ma'am I don't know I mean look I get along with people really well I could probably find a lot of qualified people that actually isn't a bad idea I mean I don't think you're qualified at all for this position but to have someone

who would be the the designated survivor whose job it is to be like someone from the military perhaps someone who'd be a good wartime president Right You know someone and someone who'd be good at like Who specializes

Who's like kind of trained in like in Rebuilding like you said Planning infrastructure Also just ruseless Rootless Will take life at the drop of the hat He should be elected directly perhaps Like you know

It should be a thing you can run for And it's like it's like It's a thing where you don't even have to show up It's actually better if you're not in Washington Right But like who's or who is this term And it could be like like it can be the guy

Yakko or Jocko Willenick, the Navy Sealed podcaster? David Gaggans. David Gaggans? Walton? No, well, he would be good too. Wolfson Gaggans from the shield and

who's David Gaggans. He's the guy who like, you know, he's like a hard, I think he's also like, he's like a Marine or something. There's a lot of ex-military killers who now podcast. I think that's great. And so they'll probably end up being the ones. Maybe Joe Rogan could be one term.

Sure. You know? So, like, you know, it's just like, oh, like, everyone just, and then you wouldn't have to have this, you know, the idea that we're under attack and now, like, you know, health and human services director. Well, in this case, it would be Bobby Kennedy. So that might not be that bad.

You know, it would be good to be led by Kennedy again. But, uh... Yeah, bring that bring back Camelot. Yeah. Right, yeah. Camelot 2.0. We're fighting North Korea. I like this idea.

So what if the brain is a little holy from worms? He's already killed the worm. He's like he's overcome worms. So he can overcome, you know, President Z of China or whoever are fighting, probably China. I mean, I did the idea of the HUD secretary having to fight China. It seems like a crazy idea. I'd rather have Joe Rogan there. Or even, you know, Jake Paul.

I mean, he was able to fight the six to six. year old Mike Tyson do you see that you see that glorified bum fight I saw a few you know clips from it yeah it's pretty it's pretty boring you the guy who made bum fights was vilified but Jake Paul is somehow a hero for beating it not even beating up a 60 year old band just you know right just not you know just kind of dancing around neither one's really hitting each other couple hits got you know I mean I mean Mike Tyson did well he got a bunch of money I'm sure I don't blame him you know oh for sure probably just kid can't touch me.

Yeah, I mean, it wasn't like, I, like, I remember who was it that, who was it again who fought Mayweather a while back? Bob Costas. Bob Costas. But he was like, oh, McGregor. Right, McGregor. He was a fight, yeah. He was older, too, but he felt, but it seemed.

But it seemed more like he had been staying. Who, Mayweather? Yeah. No, like a couple, he retired like a couple years earlier or something. No, he was like 40. Yeah, the point being It definitely didn't seem like the same thing No, but Michael's also didn't seem in danger

Right, yeah You know, like it's like, whatever Yeah It's just it's just an embarrassment For our country But you know When is that not the case anymore You dance with the devil

Your pants get, you know, full of piss You're hot today Yeah When you dance with the devil Your pants get full of piss Ray Kump, 24. We didn't talk about, we need to finish this Nespresso conversation because these things are

a danger to people. We, yes. How did we get off of it? I don't know. So I bought, I was traveling and I had it in my hotel rooms, these Nespresso machines, and they're very small. And the coffee is like, you know, it's like espresso.

We've had a Kyrg for years. That's fine. But these espresso was very, like, It's not expensive. You would do this often. You find little luxuries on the road and you bring them home with you. Yeah.

It's lovely. Yeah. And I want to splurge for my wife to just end up leaving me from Paul Newman. And so we get these things. And these things are like espresso instead of coffee. And I don't know how the caffeine works, but I drank a couple or two or three yesterday.

And I started losing my mind. Yeah. If you notice the lighting, you probably don't notice it, but the lighting is slightly different right now because I threw a bunch of plastic lids at the wall and I didn't and I broke my you know my my colored background like um and you you got you yeah I did the same thing I was banging I was banging on my chest you broke them like a dictator yeah and I was like you're like cruise chef but it's these things I mean this is this is

this is awful they should study they should see if there's a link we'll get used to it between you know Nespresso And niscero And deaths from domestic violence September 11th attacks And terrorism Yeah I mean I think we'll get you

I think we said to ride It's like a rodeo ride You know You have to ride the bull Oh man Speaking of But we'll keep us This will be a segment we do

Like are we used to an espresso yet I don't want to come off Week in the comments You know people in the comments I drink that shit every day you guys will get used to it we'll get used to having the moisture sucked out of our brains but what's speaking of the cabinet

there's been a lot of picks like I mentioned you got Bobby Kennedy is a pick for health and human services right you got the Marco Rubio is the state department Secretary of State that should be fun the Secretary of Defense is a really qualified guy from the Pentagon?

No, no private, the private sector, like, you know, the fence. Fox News, right, Fox News. But she said, look, I mean, he was in the, he was in the National Guard. So that, is that, that's it? Sure. I don't know what these guys usually have to be honest. I know the qualification shouldn't be guy on Fox News. I am not sure beyond being a politician what a lot of these guys had though

Like is that is that worse than like Rumsfeld who was just like a cronial? Like Rumsfeld knew about the military but only because he was like planning to use it to like Fight some kind of shadow war that ended up becoming like a quagmire right We're light and fast there's got to be something there's got to be something in between Right you you know National Guard former national guard and just news host an architect of destruction world wide.

Yeah. Like, there's got to be something in the middle there. I'm so like, we're gonna be light and fast and mobile. It's gonna take 20 years.

This guy's like on Fox and Friends or something. I don't know. Right. Yeah, like I remember, because I was reading a couple of things. Apparently there was some controversy

where maybe he paid off some woman he fucked at the, at the, uh, at Fox News. But it's just like to me, it's almost like burying the lead. Right.

Yeah. It's like, okay. Right. That's what happened at Fox News. Well, let's see some. Let's see, before we, let's see if it's even an incredible source.

Because this could be just trying to bring a great man down. Yeah. Okay, so we have this article. Trump's pick for defense, something like cute. I can't read it. I can't read it. I can't work this up. Fox News host Pete Eggset.

It's just bigger. My, I need new eyes. Can we get an eye transplant up in here? Mm-hmm. I mean, we have, you know, flying cars. No flying cars and no new eyes. Give me a sheep's eye. You should be able to get a purple eye,

you know, anything that you want. It's about seeing. How would they look like? Yeah, but they should be able to make them look cool too. I'm not the guy from Last Action Hero, Charles Dance. I'm not like, you know, look at my cool, weird eye. No, I just want to be able, I want to see further. I would love it.

I would love for you to have just glowing red eyes. Is it Paul Newman have that one? Does that was enough? Fox News host Pete Hankseth, good name. President-elect Trump's pick to serve his defense secretary paid a confidential financial statement to a woman who accused him of sexual assault out of concern that the allegation would lead to his firing

from the cable news giant. His lawyer told CBS News. I mean, honestly, in this day and age, you know, he probably didn't do have the best debt night at the very least, you know? Like, you know, these things, people pay people off it's not always you know a sign that you definitely did it but yeah that's true but you know you could be clear he very well could have done it

yeah but I'm just saying it is but it is possible in this day and age you know like you got a little rough maybe did a little army hammer or trying to eat you know earlobe or something told her you were a cannibal yeah yeah right mixed mixed signals or whatever and then you wanted to feed her your shit yeah well that was I we never go to a woman um point is point is uh sometimes it makes sense to pay somebody

but you know we don't know we don't you know I think I think the allegation is strong enough that I don't have to like you know make it make a decision right you know I don't have to fall oh he definitely did or didn't it doesn't matter what I say it's you know he's being accused Hexed attorney To the Army veteran reached a confidential settlement

Agreement to deter his accuser From going forward with a lawsuit Maintain that he's innocent You shouldn't be allowed to do this Because this is why You should be If you're going to sue someone People get mad at me

But if you're going to sue someone It's kind of like you pay the legal fees Like you lose your job Yeah If you don't win the case Right Which just means that he's awful. It can't work.

To be clear, that can't work. But it's just, but it gets so messy when it's like, well, he paid your awful. Well, that doesn't mean he did it. Yeah. Maybe we have to make sure it should, though. You can't, like one thing, in a free society, it just doesn't look great. Because then anyway, now anyone can do it. So enough people have paid people hush money that now it's just like, you know,

yeah, hope it's like, you just clearly like hurt somebody. or molest somebody and give them a much of money and go, well, I didn't pay, I just paid to keep, you know, because I was afraid to lose my job at the wedding cake bakery. But I work at. People who get wedding cakes are very sensitive, this kind of thing. And I just didn't need the hassle. And I'm very wealthy from making those wedding cakes.

I don't even know in the place, but I'm just in such high demand because I put a bunch of, I do like Lord of the Rings cakes Oh that's nice I would love a Lord of the Rings cake You ask for that at the wedding Well not for a wedding Well that's what I don't do anything else

Yeah You better if I find out you're doing this And not having a what you're doing for a Bar Misfa You just showing up on some sweet 16 cake You know what I'm gonna do I've already you know what I'm gonna do And it has to be your husband If it's you know what I mean

I'm not going to do with a woman, but you know what's happening. Different kind of cake. So, but what's the, is he? The reality is that had they filed a lawsuit, a civil process takes quite a while. And so Fox News likely would have fired him based on the allegation, said the lawyer, adding that the woman and her attorney knew that simply filing it would cause an immediate horror storm for Hexeth. Well, little they know that it was not that big a deal for the defense secretary. Is this hurting his chances?

I'm not sure yet. We don't know. I've never heard the term horror storm. Get ready for a horror storm. I mean, do you think they were, when Ray come threatened Paul Newman, we're not going to see that. He knew it would be a horror storm for the 90, for the 106-year-old man. he threatened the man who made charity salad dressing

and race cars living um Fox News did not remember blah blah Trump's transition teams but with the lawyer after Heggseth was named as Trump's nominee defense secretary and the attorney said he said that he explained this fully to them

but that they did not know what prior conversation Hegzeth had with the transition team or if they had been informed about the sexual assault allegation. I mean... Interesting. It should have nothing to do

with the confirmation process he said. Who said this? Trump? Heggseth? Look at that face. I think his lawyer something, yeah.

Oh, okay. Well, he's lawyer. This is he doesn't do the transition. Well, who are you? Or is this lawyer Donald Trump? Yeah.

I don't think so. Stay in your lane lawyer. Apparently there is something that came out about Matt Gates, too, I guess. Or maybe? Well, years ago. You mean beyond the human trafficking allegations?

Beyond that, yeah. Oh, wow. Matt Gates, who's was the Attorney General, has been accused of human trafficking. But, yeah, to be fair, it's, what is this? Lawyer tells ABC News his two clients told House Committee that Gates paid them for sex. Or who is his client is young? 17. 17. It's not great.

I mean, I don't want to be that guy. Yeah. And I won't be that guy. Sometimes it's, though, it's that, it's never okay to pay, I guess. It's just not great that even if you found, told me somehow they're legal. It's just really not great if you're, you know, you're applying for the AG job or really any job for this to come out in the process. It really would only make it slightly better if he had paid some, you know, milf tax with that. I think it would be a lot better.

I mean, it would be more. Even the other things that have been coming up? Yeah. If it was like, your honor. Your honor. Clearly, she's a milf. I mean, he's like, I guess it's not in court. He's like, look at those big, big hooters.

And she's a BBW of milf. That's got to be so much better. This is, I'm honestly, this is a great advice to anybody going into politics. If you're going to have a sex scandal. Yeah. Have it with a milf. I know the only reason people go, into politics is to have

at the very least push the envelope of how close you can get to legal. We're not legal. I don't know. It seems like the sheer motivation to be a politician is to wet your whistle in the forbidden

waters of the fountain of youth or whatever. But yeah, I would advise I'm a bit more like a conservative you know financial advisor and political advisor I say stocks and I say bonds or a safe bet and I say BBWs

and milf BBWs just just stay above repress that's how as a politician you stay above reproach it's not about not cheating on your wife you know it's not about caring about your family it's like you're on clearly I pay for sex but look how thick she is and she's clearly been around the block a couple of times

she's got hair down there it's very womanly I don't love it but that's the sacrifice I make I'm going to a good man What we got here? We got more See an attorney

An attorney representing two women Who testified before the House Ethics Committee Told ABC News in an interview That Matt Gates paid both his adult clients For sex That's good, say adult Whether they're air or not It's good lawyer moves

Florida attorney Joel Leppard told ABC News Juju Chang that one of his clients also witnessed Gates having sex with a third woman who was then 17 years old at a house party in Florida. She testified that in July of 2017 at this house party, she's walking out of the pool area. She looked to her right and saw Representative Gates having sex with her friend who was 17. Honestly, I don't like the idea of any politician even having a pool party. Like, I want serious people in there. Yeah, well, I mean, you could have the pool, but you haven't drinks around the pool. Right. What are you jumping in the pool and having sex?

Yeah, the pool's bitch should basically be decoration. What is this? Like an ex-Men days of future past reunion party? Yeah. Was it Brian Singer made that film? No. I'm just saying, like, you know, pool part. That's very Hollywood.

I think pools in D.C. are really for like, you know, just standing around. discussing, you know, contracts, you know, missile contracts. Yeah. How many, how many years of missiles do I get? You know, whatever. If I, you know, if, how do we give Israel more missiles or whoever? Usually it's Israel. Here's your missiles.

That's the kind of thing pools are for in D.C. Look, we don't know if he did it or not. We don't know if he's baseless and we don't know. I mean, it doesn't look good. But we know, but here's what I don't get. How? This is, this is messy. at least. You can admit that. And I can't get HUD.

You tell me, I can't get HUD with all this. I don't have no baggage. Minimal baggage. I've said things. I've threatened Paul Newman in this very episode, but he's dead. He's been dead for years. I mean, sure, the idea of me doing it to Paul Newman. But you understand it's only if he was as his HUD character, you know, banging my wife. It makes me love my wife. That means I love my wife. I'm a good man. Look, if this is going to happen all the time,

because obviously there's incentive to get these stories out there now. It creates maybe like a public, you know, but maybe it prevents them from getting appointed. Sure. We'll see. But also maybe they did it. You know, it's like, but it's, so it's complicated. Yeah.

You don't want to just like buy everything. thing that you read ahead of somebody getting appointed. Much less my Facebook status. It's complicated. You fuck. This is why I go to Paul. Oh, God. I get so mad thinking about his old skin on you.

At this point, there's so many sex scandals out there. Chastity. The value of chastity has been making a comeback recently. I mean. What have we just required all of our politicians to be virgin? Well, I mean, how would you know a man's a virgin? I don't know. Is there a hymen in the bussy?

We have to inject you with a hymen. Yeah. I mean, what is that thing that Christian kids say? Like a virgin again or whatever? Oh, born again virgin. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I mean, if you want to, I mean, that's the thing. If you, because didn't like the Indian, the. out of an empire have like a brahman class or some shit was an indian i don't know a class of people who became politicians now they did they're based on birth perhaps but we you know point if you when you're 18 if you think i want to get into politics all right we're gonna inject this into your digging asshole right and so it's a it's a it's a man you know if we can if we can split the atom we can make a hymen for a man and then you know it then you can see if you're uh if you do sex look i do like the idea of inventing a male hymn

But I was thinking more just like than if anything ever happens, it doesn't matter if it was consensual or not. You know, if you've ever... If they were raped? If you ever had... If the politician was raped? Wow, you've got 180. Look, I don't want to, I don't want to sound callous. Sure.

You do. Just to be clear, you do. You're very callous. Go on. But, you know, not everybody, not everybody gets to, being the big show like right rape victims yeah sure no I get it it's like like life's tough life's a bitch don't get raped Lucy Snyder 2024 I'm like you you may one day be the designated survivor act like it you know get some right don't dress like that what are you doing

dress like that don't you want to be dressed designated survivor one day geez he's Lucy. I don't know my I think people appreciate that you know Lucy's not one dimensional politically you know you thought you didn't think you'd say these things but you know

you're not married or I am so piss off you understand Paul Newman and she's a multi-colored flower I get where you're going with this though it's like you know it's not every

we want we've tried for years now to make what's the term people like to talk about equity of outcomes and not to sound like Jordan Peterson the learning man yeah the great learning man but I mean it is a hard thing to enforce and I think a lot of times just like everything else the government does yeah um you end up getting a lot of unforeseen outcomes and consequences of policies right um and so by trying to listen to rape victims sometimes we just you know we just get like get a lot of noise.

So yeah, I mean, just. I just don't want politicians having any fun. Yeah, I agree. I just want them. If you want this power, you've got to live a fucking barren. At the very least, at the very least, I see where you're going with this.

I don't know if it's plausible. But at the very least, I think there should be less of a difference between what we tell children politicians are and what they are. Oh, for sure. We need to modify. the narrative a bit.

Like, you know, democracy works because there's a type of guy person, that guy, women are also very nasty. A type of person who's just an unrelentant sociopath who just seeks carnal pleasure and violence

and personal gain. And much like, and them seeking their own interest, kind of like bugs creating fermentation. That helps fermentation works? I don't know. Is there some bugs who they eat something and then it lets off ammonia?

Oh, maybe. There's something with that. Or the honey. We, bees make honey. You know, with the saliva. I'm not some crunchy granola in nature all the day. I'm not sure. Much like bee saliva creating honey.

The politician trying to get that tight, young, legal sex, ends up creating democracy. You know? That's just. That's just a wonder of, of the, of this, of dystopia that we live in. And so, it's nature. It's, it's nature. Yeah, it's not, no one, no one, no one came up with this, except the worst people in the world. So don't worry about it.

It just happened. Yeah, because that's the problem. You think they're like, you know, the noble men who sacrificed. And it's just like, they just can't come without. out, like, the worst things happening all the time. I mean, that's just a curse. So, yeah, you know, so the best plan is, you know, so take away their need to, you know, quote, unquote, come.

Yeah. But plan B is just tell kids that's what they're doing. Oh, shit. But I have a solution to the whole rape victim thing. Yeah. Yeah. That's a place of a solution. No, go ahead, sorry.

Like, castration. Oh, wow. Can we? Like, I was. Oh, oh, like the, well, that's been done. I believe the Unix. Right. And then were the, were the Janissaries castorated, I forget.

Those are the ones that the Ottomans would use. I had a Brahmin before, it was Janissaries. Yeah. They would take people who weren't, like, you know, like the people they conquered or whatever, and they would take their kids away. And I think they would castrate them, which just seems like, you know, and now you lead us. We used to be more okay with doing horrible things to people to ensure their, their, Yeah, purity.

Well, you get to be in charge, kind of. I don't think they were like the king, but they'd be like, you know, they'd be the HUD secretary. Right, yeah. Castration is a very good thing for, like, senators. I do think, people want to be senators. I think being HUD secretary is worth never coming. You know what I mean?

It just seems a good tradeoff. Yeah. You can make a difference. Look, I've never known a touch of a woman, but I decide who gets alone. I'm not sure anymore. I don't know what this is. Somebody, somebody out there must be willing to make that trade-off. I got kidnapped and I was like five years old.

I don't know what's going on. Honestly, I'm almost willing to give it to anyone who's willing to make that trade-off. Like, you know, maybe. Yeah, look, I mean. You still got to get the voted in, but like, you know. I'm trying to think. I mean, it's an interesting idea. That level of passion.

I don't know. The idea, I mean, have you ever seen, I mean, my biggest exposure to, quote, asexual people is that Bojack horsemen. show. I found it very obnoxious. Like the show itself are people who like it. No. Well, I mean, perhaps both.

Yeah. But yeah, the show. But the whole concept I found very obnoxious. I'm not sure I wanted those people easily. Oh, yeah. But it's an interesting thought. I do think we should not just qualify it with people who are willing to cast rate themselves. I think we should have a couple more qualifications at least.

But yeah, but it's a good start. Do we make a, maybe we can make a digital hymen. Digital. like a oh man that's additional I'm speaking of such um this is uh interesting so speaking of bodies um this mr mr nick fuentes here so he's uh he had a whole thing about bodies on you you've gotten onto acts lately you're not you don't you don't post but you read yeah what's the word you'll share my hand you know at some point but Not for now.

For now, I'm just checking out the landscape, seeing if this is a world I can live in. Paul Newman's rape, late blammer, whatever. Newman's own. It's just Newman's own, six, six, six. So I guess he made some kind of little quip, your body, my choice. See, I would agree with that if he was talking about senators.

Sure. People in Congress. Right, yeah. He's basically, he's basically beat you stealing his idea. Yeah, kind of. Appropriating it Yeah Improving on it

And people got so mad about this Which you know, he's a troll So I mean the idea To get mad of the troll Just seems like Whatever They went They went to someone docks them

And they went to his house Yeah I guess a few people Went to his house But he ended up pepper spraying This this middle age woman Who went to his door I'm gonna put it out I'm never for this

Yeah I mean look You do what you ever want to do I'm not gonna get involved But I mean it's never like a good For society when we're going and like, hey, you tweet something and I'm going to show up at your house and and what?

I don't know what. Yeah. But it's immediately a threat. And I'm surprised that all that you got was pepper. Well, I'm not surprised either way, but like, you know, you shouldn't be surprised if you're the person if you get pepper sprayed or worse. Yeah, like some of these people have guns. A lot of them claim to have guns.

Yeah. I mean, you know, they might be dorks and pussies, but I mean, they claim to like be standard ground gun people that they say they want to shoot people all the time. Yeah. I mean, do what you want, I guess. Yeah. But, yeah, I definitely don't feel bad. Like, people were debating whether it was technically, like, legal for him to prep or sprayer.

But I think, like, in context, yeah, you got doxed. I think you're allowed to assume that somebody who's a random person coming to your door who's mad at you might hurt you. There's a slogan by cops, I believe. I'm not cops. I'm not betraying the trust of cops. But it was something like better. I mean, I think everyone knows it. It's better.

Was it better to be judged by 12 than carried by six? Yeah. Not quite applicable here, but, you know, it's better to pepper spray a fat woman than not do it. Something like that. You know? I mean, was she fat? Who knows? But I'm going to call you.

If you show up at someone's house over an online comment, I'm going to call you fat. If she's hot, maybe hold that, you know. If it was Marco Robbie, I'm sorry, Marco. I'm sorry. I'm very sorry. You're going to jail. You're going to get. You executed.

No, she's not. That was about break her out. Sweet Barker Robbie. Oh, yeah, yeah. There was actually a point of which, like, one thing that was kind of funny, it's dark, but one thing that was kind of funny was that, like, people were going like, this is the way. They were, like, showing her picture in order to defend him.

Yeah. They were showing her picture and being like, this is the woman. Like, they were clearly just being like, oh, she's ugly. Oh, yeah. You don't have to care about this. I was just guessing, but yeah, she's ugly, right? Yeah, no one hot goes, does this. Nobody's how hot participates in a doxing like that.

Right. Physically. Yeah, like that. They're getting docks all the time by, you know, by dick. Big dicks. I'm going to docks them. Right to Pleasure Town. What's that?

Pleasureton. Just castrate me. Look at me, HUD, secretary, please. I just want to HUD. Look, one way to normalize this I do want this to take off Is for just people We don't need it written into the law immediately

Right People could just start making this promise To the American people Yeah You know, if you elect me I will cast ring Right, yeah No, it's a problem

Like it's a promise ring Yeah, exactly The castration promise ring Exactly Yeah I'm all for this I just think Look, it's not even

A moral stance anymore It's just sometimes look people who promote purity or usually either you know they're usually corrupt the worst people

scummy rapists yeah I don't trust anyone obsessed with sex kind of deep down yeah oh yeah and and up top and you know yeah whatever and they're getting caught all the time I don't trust anyone for a second that being said there is some truth to the idea

of you know this heat and do we have a hedonest culture yeah you know not everyone's i mean i think a lot of young people aren't having sex at all a lot of young people aren't having sex it's a this generation is just very not sexual anyway so i think this can catch on with them simultaneously super porn brained yeah also you know asexual it's it's so it's just a loaded weird time for young people we're like on the cusp of it like we got we got some of that growing up like we we kind of straddle generations a bit we got it i think a between the two of us averaging out. Some people will accuse me if not struggling

to the generation of old. I'm kind of Genesee. But you don't say. I'm young enough that I understand. Hey, us, Zoomers, we just know what's going on. But we, no, like, I feel like I got just enough internet porn.

Sure. That I'm not lame. I know what's up. Right. We know what the bang bus is. Yeah. Don't get it twisted. But just little enough that I'm not,

like a complete freak as a result of it. Yeah, yeah, I, it's almost like, you know, that thing, like, that, like, I survived a shark attack. Right. But I definitely bit me a bunch of times. Right. For, for, for, over a day. Yeah.

We've both got, like, a stump. Sometimes I've gotten 12-hour shark bites. It's crazy. It's crazy I'm alive. It's crazy how sometimes an Adderall makes a shark bite you. Anyway. Moving on, right? There's this, speaking of hot people, I guess.

This is my transition day. Oh, I guess it's a little bit of the statement. I'm just doing transitions. We have this other story. This is, this is Rachel Ziegler. We saw her in some movie, didn't we? She's, she's, you told me she was in something we watched. Oh, she was in,

you, you agreed gallantly to see the Hunger Games movie with me. Right, she was, yes. The ballad of songbirds and snakes. Which I wasn't super into. Yeah. But yeah, whatever. Don't have to be. I'm married.

That's why Paul Newman. That's the thing. You think Paul Newman's going to take you to the ballads of songs and snakes? Probably not. No, he's going to be like, kick bricks, bitch. I got mines. And he might be words.

He's pulling him, but he's dead, so it doesn't matter. But the point of you, I took you to the ballad of song snakes and which is Rachel Ziegler, but she's also famous for being an obnoxious

Snow White in recent memory. People got very mad at her because she was Snow White and she's saying, ah, women, Disney, women, something. And people got very mad.

And she doesn't even look really annoying. I mean, look, actresses really just don't have any sense of, like, timing or when you're supposed to say these things. Sure. You know, after the fact, like, after the movie bombs or something, it's kind of charming to go out there and be like, I don't know, does anyone really like Snow White anymore anyway?

But to say while you're promoting it, who gives a shit about the Snow White? Oh, she said that? Yeah. Oh, wow. It got more or less. Oh, okay. I thought you were just saying. In my opinion, she told the truth.

Snow White, like, it's a beautiful movie. It is groundbreaking, obviously. But nobody really loves Snow White. No, as much as I can agree, she's obnoxious. These, like, guys, like, you know, he's nerds. What's the guy, like, nerds, like, nerds. She's talking about Disney properties. What are you?

What are you? What are you? What are you? What are you? I mean, yeah, she's annoying. And what are you? Right. Yeah.

Like, Zoomer girls are into, like, you know, they like, they like Bell. They like Mulan. Yeah. I think they're just happy, something to be fair. You know, I find these guys annoying. I think they're happy because they're still bitter that Star Wars got ruined. And it did.

Yeah. They got really ruined Star Wars. Kathleen Kennedy's real dog shit. Mm. Of a, of a horrible. Horrible person. You know, she should, you know, she should read a cast for herself if she wants to keep making these dumb movies. Yeah.

But, uh, but they, these guys get, that's a weird thing about our time. They get very invested in, like, the, in the business then. And, like, they want the company to lose money. So, like, they end up having to care about Snow White. I refuse to care about Snow White. Like, I'm not going to, you know what I'm saying? Like, because of that, they play the game. This is, this is like a sex thing.

I mean, it's not sex, but I'm saying it's the same way. It permeates everything. Yeah. It's like, you know, in order to bang Paul Newman, you have to end up like, you know, doing some kind of, you know, write some mechanical bull. I'm not going to ride it. All right. I make my own sexual decisions.

Not Paul Newman. So what did she do now? Actress Rachel Ziegler, who plays Snow White and Disney's upcoming live adaptation, apologize Thursday for comment she made after Donald Trump was named President-elect. She just can't shut her mouth, can she? She's a very mouthy woman. Yeah, like just don't, at least don't do this. I mean, at this point, you've gone too far.

These people are never going to like you. Don't apologize. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. But also, like, just not making the most typical fucking statements. I would not expect Rachel Ziegler to like Trump But find a more eloquent way to like Or just don't know who cares

You're like you know You're part of the system You're in a shitty hunger games prequel You're the reboot of Snow White You're not bucking the trend sister Right You're not part of the outside Nobody wants you to be the voice of rebellion

Against these things Right you're because you're literally not Yeah You're voice of corporate fucking dog shit saying she let her emotions get the best of her after conservative media personality Megan Kelly called for Disney to fire secularo for them I mean again again this is a fire

it's just like I can't stand the Ziegler but also like we're gonna you have to fire rats yeah who are these rats it is rat shit fucking stop you know doxing and fucking firing everyone's a fucking rat by us all we want you to do is cut off your cock or shove a fucking stint in there you know

seal up your asshole with your fucking stitches whatever however honestly there's a lot of ways to castrate yourself but we're open-minded about them but all we want you to do is do that and then you can lead us

into the new into the 22nd century we'll start the 22nd century early because this one's not going great Ziegler took the Instagram after Trump was elected over Vice President Kamala Harris and said the election left her speechless and heartbroken and that she hoped Trump supporters and Trump voters and Trump himself may never know peace

Kelly went after Ziegler for the comments on her serious XM show Thursday calling Zegler a pig This is very funny calling a woman a pig Yeah Honestly a woman calling another woman a pig It's kind of funny It's just subjectively funny Saying there was something wrong with this person

And that Disney should Redue their film And Zekler should be fired Who's the guy in charge of Disney Bob I go or whatever he's like No I pay I'm losing money less free I'm having I'm not replaced this bitch

Nobody wants any of this I'm trying to be profitable I've had a hit in decades We still need to make the AI Raccoon Desert Friend Fucking Toy Story 5 Tom Hanks on board Is he fucking busy

Has he been replaced by the QAnon Is he still in Q&N jail Get Tom Hanks out of Q&N jail So I can make Toy Story 5 I don't know I don't know what to tell Rachel Ziegler maybe it's time for you to do an indie movie just kind of just let it breathe you know

yeah nothing there's been no positive PR for Rachel Zeelor play a drug addict and something I don't think it's the way to win these people yeah just be of drunk drug out you get on the cast of euphoria replace Zendaya

are they still doing that thing is that show still going on I've never seen it I'm not sure it's about young sex surprise this is popular because this is about a lot of young people whoring each other in drugs and sex right yeah surprise that's popular in america um zegler apologized for

um she believes everyone has the right to her opinion even when it differs from my own shut up shut up we're moving off from ziegler backtracker this is nothing i mean we say we hate the rats we also can't we don't like you but if she wants to come on the show i guess you backpedaling hey ziegle come on come on the come podcast or you're or you're nothing. We're cast for yourself and become the, and become the first lady. You think Rachel,

you think if Rachel Ziegler was down, Trump would make her the first lady, like you divorced Melania. I'm just saying, Melania, you know, like, just the older woman. I mean, objectively, I think Trump, you know, is still in love with, you think,

I mean, whatever. I'm not trying to desecrate their marriage. Just saying, you know, but, you know, but, you know, he tends to trade models in, you know, No pun intended. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, look, he's got no problem with that.

Maybe that's how, maybe that's how she chastrates herself and becomes the first lady. And we've solved the problem. Oh, first, do you think first lady should have to do it too? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, you think you're going to be married to me as a HUD secretary and you're going to have fun? You're going to be the bell of the, bell of the sexual ball. Even the wife of the HUD secretary has to do it?

Yes. First lady, maybe. What do you? I don't understand. What are you going to do with your not? castrated stuff if I'm castrated that's true you go oh Poland woman's been dead

for you you get Timmy Shalame no no no anyway the rock oh wait we have oh should we talk about this is this protest this is an interesting story

we'll end on this so these are the the Maori people in New Zealand have Why don't you describe this? You brought this to me. So they have basically a, I guess, a war dance

called a haka. Yeah. And, you know, New Zealand was voting on this bill that was basically like an equal rights kind of thing. Yeah. You know, it seems similar to the United States where basically like the right was saying, this is special privileges for Maori.

And then more liberals were saying, you know, it's equal, it's a, you know, putting it, writing equal rights into the law. Sure. So I think the bill failed or they struck the bill down. Yeah. And they basically had this pretty wild protest. Yeah, let's just take a look. In parliament.

Because you described that perfectly, but I feel like it's a, we've got to see the protest. I don't know a potty is very interesting It's very interesting It is how depressed people look It is how depressed people look who aren't doing it just look so sad everyone would love to be just

having fun I mean the debate I don't think look here's my only critique is that if you're going to have that face that angry face you really got you know not a few people seat that and feed them shit yeah

you know we need to fuse this with our idea of castration this should be this should be how you get castrated in Congress all right bring out the castration team oh this guy oh i wouldn't think he would be part of it but he's part is he is he trying to get his way like is he part of embers he just trying to worm his way in

that's what i would do they started doing the hawker i'd be like yeah hawker he might be trying to worm his way ahead after that guy for him tim waltz over here oh yeah i think they make up 20% of the of the parliament this is funny question i wonder how many people doing the dance or Johnny come lately is like haka I'm just to be screaming Haka It seems

It's suspended Yeah it seems to It lost steam quickly I guess it's a treaty Yeah The treaty Yeah That's the whole thing

It's a treaty You're trying to do stuff I'm not here to critique New Zealand rules New Zealand laws Good for them though good yeah i want to bring that idea over uh to america uh with a few you know adjustments

um but like you're holding a hammer perhaps oh yeah you know this is this is like if you if you did something bad if you ride on somebody um if you if you misappropriated funds then we do a little hawker we give you a hawker and the hawk is a hammer and yeah and you look you can get like fake teeth later right we're not saying forever you have like you know it's this 2024 teeth again there's ways to have teeth even after they get knocked out um I mean you might make sure you don't you don't get infection yeah some people actually prefer the veneers um well you'll probably need implants because veneers go on top of something yeah but yeah I you know but just make sure you don't get an infection in your gums because that's it can be very likely

um can you know why but yeah I mean good for the Haka, good for Rachel Ziegler. Maybe she should go over to New Zealand for a while and, like, just kind of build up some street credit again. Oh, totally. She's just, you get stuck in a bad news cycle. They're not me.

She could got to play the hockey. It might be cultural appropriation. I don't know, but if she could play the Hocko. Yeah, she should actually just, you know, she should be the one that comes out against this whole. There should be no more as cultural appropriate. It hasn't done anyone any good. No one's happier.

No. I think everyone's doing net worse. Yeah. By focusing. on this stuff. You know, oh, we were in the land of the, you know, the Wichita Indians and then did, are they getting rich? Are they getting Rachel Ziegler tickets?

You know, I don't think so. Let's start, let's focus on what needs, what's important. Digital castration. Hell yeah. So, any else to add? You know, start putting pressure on your local, representative is about this. Pressure? Like what kind of? They should be sending,

they should be posting to their, when somebody announces a run for comptroller, for, for governor, for, you know, anything. Oh, I think it's been after you like make the cut, put the pressure. If you cut off, if you make the incision, you know, apply pressure. They should be, they should be posting to their Instagram a picture of them with their balls and or pussy in a jar. Yeah. And smiling and saying, I'm running for Congress.

I want to get very clear. There's a lot of ways to castrate yourself. So let's not be myopic about it. But yeah, you know, balls and jars and whatnot would be step in the right direction. Yeah. So that would be a great Instagram trend. Oh, for sure. What would the hashtag be before, you know, is there a hashtag?

Like hashtag, uh, um. Hashtag trade, uh, sell, um, hashtag, I got my, hashtag, I'm the president now. I don't know. We're not hashtag, because this is why the show, um, you know, just cut it off. Just cut it. We, we don't have all the answers, all right? If we did, we wouldn't be here. Hashtag, just cut it off.

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