Kump - Ep. 194 Luigi's Haunted Gun

Episode Date: December 10, 2024

Ray and Lucie talk about the arrest of a shooting suspect, Daniel Penny’s trial, the Syrian rebels maybe being ISIS, and much more.  Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week! Follow Kump on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/raykump Kump Hand Merch https://bonfire.com/store/kump/ Follow Ray on Sound Cloud https://on.soundcloud.com/QbP8

Hello and welcome to comp. Hello. Hello, Lucy. How are you doing? Oh, I'm doing great. It's an interesting day. We have, they found the killer, the health care killer, the, the Obamacare killer, the Obamacare basher. I'm relieved.

I was walking around the city, just feeling like danger was lurking around every corner. Why, you were CEO, you know, chooses who lives and dies? Are you a Dickensian villain? Not saying anyone, you know, but I'm just saying, I don't, I don't, I mean, even the cops are like, don't worry about it. Yeah. Even the cops, when the first day were like, they kept saying, like, again, we got to stress, this is not a random killing. Right. Like, he wanted, this guy got who we wanted.

No one's out to, no one's going to assassinate you. The cops are like, they love to be like, hey, be on the lookout. Hey, you know, it could be, could be you. They always love to tell you that. you could be you getting getting mugged right this time they were just like no one's no one wants you dead

you loser but uh yeah this guy was discovered people didn't it was a manhunt for almost a week five with five days for the man who shot

I don't even know the guy's name CEO well you remember the guy's name oh Brian Thompson terrible name That name's so generic, it's actually memorable. It comes full circle. Yeah, it sounds like who invented the, who invented the, uh, the sorbit gum that goes into, like, you know,

it goes into the mountain dew. Oh, Brian Thompson. That so sounds like. Well, they have, uh, identified a suspect in his slaying. Yes. And it's, uh, not what people were thinking. I, I think. Mm-hmm.

Oh, really? You, did you think he was going to sound like, uh, like one of those he sounds like he's a goddamn character rather of like you know Godfather part three

they have apprehended Luigi Mangione Luigi Mangione High school valedictorian I love that Luigi Mangioni High school valedictorian

Interesting mix of detail on this guy already Yeah I mean you know What is he Polish do you think that high school valedictorian do you think that that health care industry assassin is a respectable outcome for a high school valedictorian look it's all getting much more competitive out there this is China's fault as many things are China is just they're pumping out these these kids into tech into STEM at an alarming rate All right. And it doesn't matter if you're the high school valedictorian of whatever, whatever Palmer Village you come from, whatever, whatever, whatever goddamn wine country, Tuscan villa that you, you know, I don't care of the five guys and three sheep that you

were competing with, you were made valedictorian. That used to get you somewhere. Not anymore. China's got, what, two billion people? Get out of the way. You're going to have to be an assassin, and it all trickles down. So now you thought you could be some near-do-well, some nobody, some fucking dirt bag off to, you know, who you cut class every day, and you're going to be able to assassinate some health care official? Get in line, all right? Get in line. It's all, you know, they always say the world needs ditch diggers. Yeah, well, those guys have PhDs now.

so you're pretty well out of ass out of luck you know if i were luigi yeah if you were louisie and i was uh you know fleeing the scene after i had uh after i had killed a a higher up in higher up yeah were you a serf a sea you're a feudal surf what are you talking about a higher up if you had killed one of your betters yeah i'm going to tell you how i would have evaded the police. Sure. You tell me if you think this is a good idea. Yeah.

Go to Central Park. Okay. Step one. You need the supplies for it. You need to have prearranged the supplies for this. Okay. But you go up into the trees. Like a raccoon.

Yeah, like a raccoon. You have lived amongst a raccoons. You make yourself a little nest up in the tree. You hang out there for a couple weeks. Well, there's funny thing about raccoons in Central Park. They eat like people. Like if you throw a hamburger at them, they eat like, they're crazy. Yeah.

So you could just, you could just, you could. could a certain kind of person. I can't even think of who it would be. But you have to be short, a little gangly, a little rough. But a person could somehow, like Danny DeVito type to possibly blend in with the raccoons for a while. But, you know, I don't know if the hot-bodied Luigi Mangione fits that bill. Do we have a picture of his body?

You noticed this just in the past. I just thought it was in the corner, and they were just showing off his, yeah, scroll down, please. Yeah, there was a, I mean, here's his hot body. He's got a tight, hot body and, you know, muscles and, and he's cut, you know, like an Italian should be, like an Italian worker, you know, like a, like a, like a peasant boy. Where is he? Is he in the Tuscan Valley over there?

It kind of disappoints me that he didn't beat this man at that. was with bare hands. I would have been really great because apparently they found a document on them. I mean, this man was a valedictorian, Luigi. He's, you know,

despite those, those suckable muscles. You know, he was a valedictorian. I mean, this guy is kind of, is it wrong to say this guy's kind of the whole package,

you know, minus the... Yes, that's crazy. Minus the crime. Yes, my wife. That's crazy. Stop saying something like that. But,

He's a murderer, allegedly. Imagine this wasn't the guy. This is a rough day for it if this wasn't the guy. Oh, yeah. They keep saying this is the guy. It'd be so funny if he was. Apparently, though, we just got this valedictorian, this muscle-bound valedictorian had a manifesto.

Three pages long, though. See, not the biggest, not the, not the crem della crem of murder of manifestos. This is what I hate. I mean, like when a right-we-lawful. wing extremists shoots up someplace. They release their manifesto.

It's like, it's like a hundred pages. But who's done this? The Buffalo grocery store shooter had a longer... Well, this is a Buffalo Mozarel shooter.

So I'm sorry if he didn't, if he's not, if he's on Charles Dickens. But yeah, you know, but it's three, it might be concise,

you know? I mean, honestly, if you ever read the Buffalo shooters, uh, manifesto? No.

No. I just know that it was kind of long. I'll read three pages in this guy. It said, but what did they say, no, it said it is, it said he had, quote, ill feelings towards, um, go back to the first tab. Let's see. Document, he has ill will toward corporate America, police said, the document. I mean, that, again, what is this, ill will? What does he, I mean, use of Scrooge?

I have ill feeling. Go back up. I just ill ill will yeah ill will and assassination to all CEOs the dead 19 what is this this is this news thing is terrible this is this is this is what this is wrong with the news now hold on this is the this is the who is Luigi and Mangione and they're showing this you see what they're showing no now it's not going to comply they're showing women cackering each other Well, under a banner of Luigi Mangione. They're like playing with the minions.

But no, nothing ever works when you need it, except for Italian hitmen. Do you, I'm going to ask a question that people aren't, don't seem to be asking. Is it possible this is the return of the American mafia? I mean, it hasn't been a strong century so far for the American, you know, they took a few lumps. Giuliani before he went You know crazy Did a bunch of damage You know amongst other people

You know Dynne Brasco You know Joe Postone You know And a bunch of rats A lot of rats Hurt the American mob

You know And this You know No one's asking Maybe maybe they were trying To move in on insurance I mean that could be A plot of a godfather

Part 4 you know In three they're trying to take over The Vatican No one like that Maybe four is them Taking over the insurance companies with the Ouija Mangione at the helm. I don't know.

But I do know is that he was caught at a McDonald's apparently or... Oh, right, the McDonald's worker. I don't know if he was caught at the McDonald's, but he was caught because he was ratted out by a goddamn McDonald's clerk. Yeah. He went to go and get

an egg McMuffin in Pennsylvania. Was it Albany's Pennsylvania? Is it all this? Altoona, Pennsylvania. where the hell is Altoona after employee at the local McDonald's let's see thought he looked suspicious and called police so wait wait did this did they think he was the assassin or they just think he was like some some Italian came into our McDonald's I mean

Altoona's not that far from New York but it's one of some places in Pennsylvania they might as well be you know you know Biloxi yeah um yeah some some some grease some olive oil skin that the Italian came in. He ordered a big muffin and a coffee. Something's not right here. Like, oh, did you see his picture on the news? Wow, his picture would be on the news. At the time, he's believed to be a person of interest

and a brazen, targeted murder of Brian Thompson. Who's Brian Thompson? Oh, right, the health care CEO. Last Wednesday in Midtown Manhattan. Now, you used to work at McDonald's. I have worked at McDonald's in the past, yes. Um, is there a, is there a pervasive rat culture at McDonald's? I, I'm based on the people, I'm not, no, I had no real strong, poor feeling.

Like, no one did anything wrong to me per se. Yeah. I kind of got choked out once by a guy, but that's because we were kind of, that's the list. I'm not getting into that now. Um, but that was hand. You got choked out or you did choke out? I started to choke him out, but he choked me out. It was kind of, we were doing it back and forth, but apparently he got jumped by a bunch of guys.

uh really he basically he was much bigger than me i was like 15 and i thought we were doing kind of thing with the with the rags like ninja you know i don't know it's but he's working whatever yeah judge me and uh and at one point i i got behind him with the rag and like i didn't really really choking him but he gotcha he's like and he like threw me over his back and then started choking me out damn and like and then he stopped he said oh sorry like i got a jump by a few guys recently, and I'm just been on edge. I'm like, all right, yeah, that's cool. I don't know why you're doing grab-ass

for a 15-year-old, but, you know, if you're that screwy, but, you know, whatever. I learned my lesson. Don't pretend to choke people. But, you know, that being said, no, I wouldn't say a particular rat culture, but I wouldn't be surprised. I wouldn't trust

any of them not to rat on me. Right, yeah. You know? Because I would think I would definitely, if I were in this guy's position, and think of McDonald's as kind of like a safe place to go without being recognized. Everyone's just kind of,

everything's, you know, just automated with people in there. There's nothing worse than being rattled on by someone who's got nothing. Yeah. And nothing to gain. Right. I mean,

did this person get 10K? Well, maybe they had put out an award or something. If that's the case, then you better stay at McDonald's. If there's money on the street with your name on it, maybe don't go to, maybe try some fine dining,

you know? Some waiter, some guy, you know, he's a, you know, some nice restaurant, you know, some steakhouse. That guy's trying to get a nice tip. He's like, I'll rat you out, you know. Well, like, if you had ill-will feelings towards corporate America, you know, maybe. Doesn't mean he's like a nice, you know, steak piece of aola, you know what I mean? He's a, he's a classy guy. But what is the, like, what is, what comes now?

Because they were complaining this morning that, you know, they were complaining that that people weren't cooperating enough, that, you know, uh, usually they have internet salutes. There was an article in the Wall Street Journal, I think about how, well, why aren't the internet sleuths helping out? You know, the guys who like, you know. Wait, they lean on internet sleuths? The cops really don't have much going on lately.

They're not the, this is not the, this is not the guys who brought down the mafia. yeah these are this is like a bunch of you know yeah that's honestly that is that is it's not encouraging why isn't why isn't you know like sailor moon 69 that you know seven six two four nine uh you know figuring out where this guy went why are in any of these pill addicted housewives doing a hobby online figuring out who killed that guy because they're all jacking into him they're all patting their pud to it because he's got a hot bod but they didn't on the bob with you know but everyone everyone was talking about this guy beforehand right they had his picture up there his face picture they're at least showing that now or is that all

i think this has been replaced by all of his hot bod pictures yeah they say they yeah people were calling him cute even when i even was just a little bit of his face yeah what's i'm talking about that picture right they did find the ghost here here's a picture i guess of of uh of his license i mean you know the license he's got thick eyebrows you know which is that's probably his name so i wouldn't say he's the whole package, Lucy. All right. You know, imagine, imagine looking at those eyebrows

every day. That's not so great. Not so great now, is it? Uh, all right. But, uh, apparently this gun he had with the sound, remember we were talking about this on the Patreon. And by the way,

shameless plug or a good time, you know, seamless plug. Patreon.com slash RayComp, uh, you can get an extra episode of the podcast every week if you're into that, which I think you should be.

If you, whatever, you like it or no, I don't know, but we were talking about on the page. Also like and subscribe. YouTube. That costs you nothing. Nothing. But anyway, we were talking about that on the Patreon where to get a silencer from, right? And, you know, we weren't directing people on where to get where they can get a silence. Why were that? That's not what I said.

We were just saying, like, it's not the easiest thing to get. Right. Because you was, what's his name? Eric Adams, you know, the mayor who I thought he was in jail. Was he saying it from jail maybe? Was it like, uh, I never seen it. In all my years on the force, I, never seen a silencer right at the scene right but apparently he had a 3d it's not clear but they kept saying ghost gun 3D printed gun uh he 3d printed a silencer so i think he 3d printed this stuff or ghost get you know the ghost gunned it oh right yeah ghost gunner this is like uh it's interesting i mean so this guy's names oh he had oh and fake IDs because this says this says mark risario not luigi um Luigi Luigi Luigi mario is that his last name manjeion

Luigi Mario is a cartoon character, the video game character. Mangione. Mangioni. It was funny that they talk about ghost guns. And the popular, you know, what's the popular Luigi video game series has been? Luigi's Haunted Mansion. I see a connection. This is Nintendo plug it?

Not plugging. Tie-in. Oh, could this maybe be a little like, you know, a sort of a side game feature where you can play as, Luigi Mangione and he has his little ghost gun and he's going through the haunted mansion looking for CEOs. Well, if they don't do that now, they're stupid.

But I meant more, is this going to be like, is this some kind of promotion? Like, did they, did Nintendo assassinate a healthcare CEO? Again, I don't think they did. But it's probably, you know, that would be pretty crazy, though. Sort of like how, because sometimes you do see like kind of disturbing extent to like the viral marketing like that. Like a while ago, I remember seeing like more and more news stories

about like creepy clowns. killing people in the woods. Also, IBM was involved in the Holocaust. So it's like something like that. And then it turned out that those were like advertisements for like the new it movie or something. Right, yeah. I mean, yeah, the IBM thing was not so much

an advertisement. But yeah, but somebody, you know, they didn't even get money. Similar idea. So is this a Nintendo promotion? Probably not. Almost certainly no. But I'm just, I have a fertile imagination, a fertile mind. My mind's fertile.

What do you want from me? Get lost. Do you think Louis G. Mangione regrets bringing his ghost gun to McDonald's. I don't think so. This guy seems pretty brazen. I think he'll cling to the folk hero. You think he wanted. Yeah, you think he wanted.

Look, I got pictures of my hot body out there. Mm-hmm. Like, do you think he called, you think they got there off as a Facebook or something? Do you think he, like, he kind of curated? the pictures that would be available because most people most regular people don't have pictures of them

performing or you know posing in a lab with Boston Dynamics dogs or any you know like public figures do I'm saying you know it's usually your own social media so you could he probably had an opportunity to cull and curate what was going to be available to the public

well he took all the doofy pictures he took a valedictorian he probably had a bunch of doofy pictures of him doing science stuff on his social media they deleted because he wants to be known as a jesse james of killing health care teos i think he probably will he probably will get a lot of uh you know love letters oh yeah i mean they get fat creeps love letters in prison i mean you know guys have murdered children women women just love murderers i don't know what i mean there's no way around it this idea i mean how would history work otherwise you know yeah i mean the most of the most of

history has been, you know, warlords and guys who kill babies and swords, if women were going to be screamish about that, you know, no one would have babies. That's true. That's a good point. Though, you know, men have their... I guess the men could force it on them, but, you know, whatever. Men have their dark attractions to, you know, dangerous, violent women, too. Sure.

Yeah. There was actually another story in the news like that today. A bigger story? Yeah, okay. What happens? There's another assassin? Colombian hit woman. What, she has another assassin?

Got apprehended. What is the week of assassins? Yeah. Well, wait, well, show me this. What's happened? They're calling her La Muneca. La Muneca. The doll.

The doll. Well, let's see what this is. Who is? Wait, what? This is it? Who is Karen Rodriguez? What we know about the doll? What we have here?

Fill me in here. some a 23 year old woman accused of leading a network of hitman hitman hitman in columbia has been arrested now a lot of guys on like on x and stuff are kind of like drooling over this one there i really should not they like she's a great she's a great looking woman yeah she's good i was good i was gonna be like particular about it like and say like i mean like she's attractive but you know it's not like let's not get crazy but I just remember she's a violent hitman so I think she looks fantastic she's pretty hot yeah for a woman who's definitely if she came on to you and I'm sure that's part of the game right she's like black widow she's like a real life black widow assassin I would imagine she has to have used her

sexuality and a murder at some point sure and I'm not going to get into a whole thing well she's no Vanessa Hudgens or whatever or Selena Gomez or whoever um I think she's hotter than them um Who would you compare her to? I would compare her to maybe... She kind of looks like about a hotter Billy Eilish. Yeah, a little bit. I could see that. Who kills people.

I support... I mean, I don't know who she's killing, but I mean, you know, I, look, I support small businesses. So, you know, what am I going to do? I'm going to start shit-talking, you know, assassins here. That's going to be my game. That's my job. How would that be become my job to start, you know, taking shots of assassins.

I feel like I don't need, no one needs me. If you need, if you're the only thing holding society together is me saying she's not as hot she thinks she is, and we've lost the, the, the balance of power. You know,

so what's her, what's her gimmick? You know, besides having a white crop, top and shorts, according to this article, with long, dark hair, sending internet into her frenzy over her appearance. She also handled high priority tasks. due to her expertise with weapons and deadly accurate aim. Again, she's phenomenal.

I got no problem with her whatsoever. I think she's the best. I think she's the best. Videos released by police this week's show Rodriguez handcuffed, wearing a white crop top and shorts with long, dark hair. You mean, that look, go, scroll back up for a second. That look, I wouldn't call her, I'd call her, I'd call her boss. I go, what do you need boss?

La Hefa? La Hefa. Do you change it? I mean, the boss is usually El Heifer. F.A. right? Right, but I don't think it's a word. I don't think now it's in Spanish could change. I think just the adjectives and stuff.

Sometimes. Sometimes it is. Do they? Well, I don't know. In one shot, Rodriguez stares into the camera as police are presenting her an alleged male accomplice in a site worthy of social media users demanding deadpan actress Aubrey Plaza portray her in a film.

I can kind of see a resemblance to Aubrey Plaza. Yeah, she wished. Audrey Plaza wishes. But let's go back there. Hold on. She was the rest of the long of two accomplices, Paul Volenta and Wai Radio, 24, known as Gorda Sicaria, fat hit woman. I mean, that's a real. I want to see her.

That's a real drop off. I mean, she, Jesus. Lord, the Lord give it and he takes away. Jesus Christ. She gets the doll and she gets fat. I wonder, can we see what, I mean, yeah, hold on. see if you can find a picture of I mean

Gorda Sicaria And again I'm not going to show her I mean I'm guessing she's hotter than that sounds I mean I mean

you kind of see part of her here She's a little I'm not going to show I don't want to have killed If she was I don't maybe was like you know She was a little thick

But you know I get it We all start off weight Sometimes Yeah She still did She's kind of mean To put him side by

side like that begging the comparison they're just that I mean no did anyone actually call her that maybe she wouldn't maybe she wouldn't become an assassin means keep calling her gorder with Sicaria you think you think her parents named her that yeah her fate was sealed yeah from the moment she was born what um this is just this is just nonstop how this is just you know where this is the new uh status quo it's just hits people will take doing hits just you know right getting contracts and doing hits we should get in on this i feel like we could be a very like uh i i think we could be a visually kind of appealing hit team i i think um you're wrong i think i think i want to make it very clear that we are not involved in this we could we could fit a certain

like i don't know there's a there's a big thing little thing charm about us sure that could translate well into assassinations i feel like we if we could translate the many things I mean, I don't, I don't make it very clear that anyone living at Langley or at Fort Meade that we are not involved in the hit game. No, it's fine. They know. They know we're not. This is a, Colombian newspaper Diario de Norte reports that Rodriguez completed high school before becoming entangled in criminal activities at 18. So we're seeing kind of a range of, you know.

Yeah, look, even in Mexico, you would think in Mexico, maybe it's not as academically, you know, what's the word, competitive, you know, at least in that business in the cartel, but even, you know, I bet you 20 years ago her counterpart would not have maybe finish high school, why would, why, who needs that? I mean, honestly, there's no point because I think it helped her, but I mean, that's just, that's just, I mean, I guarantee you the guy the cartel is even like, you have a high school diploma. I remember I took a friend at one point he wanted to get in and this is like when they needed guy maybe before a guy I think he got bad in Iraq but it was during the Iraq war it was like the Iraq war was going on and he wanted to join the Navy and I brought him to get recruit and he had a GED not a high school diploma and I brought him uh and he he's like oh it's fine GED is finally yeah whatever I don't know it's your business and uh I was that was with him And we went, we went to the Navy.

It was one of those places where, like, all the, all the offices had that. Like, they had, like, an office for every branch. So we go in the Navy room. We talked to the guy, he's like, you got a high school diploma. He's like, oh, GED, same thing. Like, not to us. Get out. And then we finally, we knocked around.

Finally, the Army was like, you might take you in it's like two-week window if no one else shows up. But very, but the point is, this is how I figure, what, were you going to see the connection? Yeah, totally. I'm just saying, like, you know, things get, people don't realize how competitive it is out there. Their dad, you know, because these boomer dads got, you know, became CEOs of companies because they got a landscaping job when they were 17. And like, and the guys, you know, some guys' wife thought they were fucking had a nice ass. And they listen to, you know, they listen to Bob Seeger.

And they think that's how the life works. And they tell you, I don't even need to have. They don't know shit. Boomers don't know shit. They're dumb. And, uh, my point is, uh, why are you looking like that? You're, you're right. There's, me out here.

There's a disconnect. Yeah. For the Uber generation. Well, I'm just saying, this is what I'm telling me. There's a, you know, she has a high school diploma. Yeah. You wouldn't think she'd have that, but that's what you need. Did it?

This is, don't, you don't see the connection? Yeah, no, I get, I got it. The connection's there. Yeah. Yeah, it is. Um, I, I, I just want us, is there any way, we can get in on this. Into the assassin game.

Yeah. In Colombia, maybe. We have bachelor's degrees. We could do it. We? What is, how many times do you have a fighter gun in your life? Never,

but I feel like if someone put a gun in my hands, I would, I would shoot whoever you saw. I would shoot often. You would just fire immediately. I would shoot inaccurately, but often. That doesn't help. That kind of compensates for it, right?

Not at all. He's wasting ammo. What is your, well, like, guys, you want me to be like the cartel or the, the hitman? Who do you think was hire you? How do you think is going to that?

Are you being hired by, like, wives to kill husbands or, like, what is your... I mean, they must be, like, hiring to replace their, uh, their, uh, their hot, hit woman and they're, so you want to, you will get a cartel job. I, you know, yeah. Okay, so, oh, la. So, uh, hello, um, so what, you want, you want, you want to, you want to, be an assassin. So you have a, what's your background? Um, I, well, you call him Sikario's down here. Uh, I, yeah, I would like to be a Sikari. I don't have a lot of, English, B.A. in English?

Yeah. It's not very helpful. Um, well, you know, I've read Proust. I'm a good communicator. You ever read Proust? No, I've never read Proust. I guess he's French, but still as good as I like Proust. Um, um, but, you know, I have, I, have a very can i have a can do attitude can do what can do can do like can can what's your experience of guns um i i i shot a gun once at a at a gun range but i was i was very nervous so i needed a lot of help kind of help you know just assistance someone held the gun for you when you shot yeah yeah okay i didn't know where my fingers were supposed to go at first But now I think I do

Now I think I do what would now where my fingers The trigger, see Yeah See A What do you What would your assassin name be? Um

Uh Uh Oh How about El catito I don't know what that means What does that mean? I think it'd be it's a little cat

Little cat Yeah Okay so why you're a little cat Or the little kitten Why, do you bury, do you, you shit on the people you kill? Why are you a kitten? Yeah, it is. Alcat, Tito.

Why would they, why would they call you that? Or L'A-Kat-a-T-A. Who's going to call, why, why, don't worry about it. Why would they call you the kitten? I don't know, because I would kind of, like, prowl around at night, like a little cat. I don't know. So you, you'd be seen prowling on surveillance videos, and they would, that's why they would call you a little kitten? It doesn't seem.

No, because I wouldn't be seen it. Because I'd be so sneaky. So who would call you that? Well, what would your assassin name be if you don't like Getty, Joe? I would just be called, well, I'm Gordo Blanco. So, you know, that's just my thing. What do you bring to the table here? Why would we hire you?

Oh, you know, speaking of guns. Yeah. And stop. Another thing that I read that was kind of interesting was that the United Health Care shooter. Yes, Luigi Mangione. Luigi Mangione. Apparently he like inscribed things on his bullets. Really?

Yeah. Like what? Like he, hold on. Let me find it. Like something like delay, deny. It was like a health care kind of motto. Really? this is uh so he would he write them in italian

he didn't write them in italian what we got here is it written what are you looking for yeah i'm just looking these parasites had like oh this is line okay hold on this is stories recovered of fraudulent new jersey id matching suspect

and a handwritten document that speaks both to his motivation and mindset uh... mpd chief of objective of what detectives sorry Joseph Kenny said the document did not include specific threats but indicated ill will towards corporate America quote these parasites had it coming one line from the document reads

according to a police official another reads I do apologize for any strife and trauma but it had to be done um oh he apologized yeah he said you sorry let him go scrutiny intensified as investigators recovered and analyzed various pieces of evidence including shell casings from the scene that police said had the words delay deny and

defend written on them officials praised the tipster for well oh yeah we go back cases from the scene that the police said words delay deny and defend is that from something this guy like thought about all the details you know like he wanted like the evidence at the scene yeah but he stayed in pennsylvania i mean it supposedly took a bus from poor authority which i guess makes sense you know you got the whole he got it sounds apparently he went to central park and then uh from there managed to get to a subway i guess i think the last time they saw him was on a subway around time square or something and people didn't assume he went to port authority uh which i guess is a fine a fine start to your journey but then he ended up in altua pennsylvania i mean that's five days ago

i imagine you get a california by now on a bus yeah for sure i don't know it seems like it was like he wanted to get caught you think he should show up at McDonald's every day like please catch me maybe you think that's why he was suspicious he kept like ordering an egg McMuffin and sitting there all day he also did shoot somebody so maybe he was just maybe he was actually acting pretty erratically I don't know

he seemed to be doing pretty good you don't have any respect for assassins is it's a common is a constant course of tension between us look I just I just don't you know I think that maybe there

are some like really suave assassins out there but i feel like a lot of them are kind of damaged people they always seem like a genius until they go to McDonald's right you know he's probably being all shaky just wants to make flurrie i get you want you know you got some adrenaline pumping you want mcflurry you want it now i mean honestly there's nothing better than or your mcflory they even make other ones anymore they even who's who's ordering the m&m mcflurry who's doing that doesn't make any sense this would actually be a great moment for burger king yeah to come save the day. And what, we say we're cucks and we don't kill those don't come here?

No, to say like we won't, we won't rat you out if you come to burgers. Yeah, yeah, that's a good point. We'll let you eat your, your burger in peace and then go on to whatever, to whatever, you know. Burger King. You can dye your hair in our bathroom. Burger King. There's no one here to ride on you anyway. Eat, come eat it.

Assassination now, Bird King later? Some people get that. So, speaking of, I guess, attractive guy, I mean, who's hotter, you think? You spill some coffee on yourself.

Oops. Who, who do you think is hotter? Luigi Mangione or Daniel Penny? I think probably Daniel, Penny is a little bit more wow so can we bring this up do we have do we have an article with him

daniel penny this is a man now people don't know daniel penny he's not he's not he's not he's not the guy from the orlando magic ideologically louis imanjione might be more attractive to me but if we're just being shallow about it sure probably danel penny well i mean dale penny was a louis dioni is a allegedly if he's if he's the person they claim he is you know is a is a tart is a hitman of the murderer. Yes. Well, Daniel Penny. And of course, yeah.

Daniel Penny, it seems like he was trying to help and he got a little ahead of himself. You could argue that, you know, the chokehold lasts too long. But, you know, I don't think he went out of his way to kill a guy. Well, yeah, look, I don't necessarily think that Daniel Penny is like, was like going on the subway looking to murder a black guy that day, you know? Or a guy. Yeah, like, I think that, like, he's a guy who probably did respond. Like, he probably he did respond. And apparently, like, a lot of the passage.

who were on the train did say like they were terrified and that they thought this guy was going to kill them sure like you know so that definitely no ideally ideally this guy would have you know but I don't know I mean like who knows I've never I've never had to restrain a guy holding them down right my first instinct was like you know it probably can't be it probably shouldn't be legal to just choke people who are screaming the death on train who were screaming shit but I mean fuck it I don't know. I mean, that guy should have been, that guy was screaming some nasty shit. Right. And based on the texture of what's going on lately, maybe that's enough.

Maybe we're going back to the Old West. Maybe we're going back to a time when, like, you run your mouth and you get choked out to death. And that's just a way of America. We got hit men on the streets going to McDonald's. You might be eating an egg McMuffin next to a killer. Right? we got hot girls hot girls will kill you hot guys on the train will kill you you better watch

your ass this is america now all right other people getting killed right assads in russia with their slaughterhouses we'll get that in a minute things are nasty business gangs in Haiti watch your nasty ass right this is America but uh the daniel penny and just uh set the table for people who don't remember um he's the guy who was on the train and this guy got up yeah he happened to be black and he started yelling how he's gonna you know someone's gonna die today it was him yeah it was him well he i think he said he was gonna he was gonna kill someone it would been it would fit better be the way but how crazy would it be if that was actually just his suicide speech

he was gonna he was gonna come off yeah i mean I love that about the law, too. They always like to portray these, like, legal arguments. Like, well, if you killed a man who was going to kill himself anyway, would that be murder? And it's like, that's not how to, I mean, usually they just, you know, they just railroad. Right. But whatever. So he's the guy, he, so he put him in a chokehold for like six minutes, which, you know, a chokehold should kill you in six minutes.

I mean, as far as I know. I don't know what the argument is. but whatever don't run your mouth on the train oh he's mentally ill join the club who isn't mentally ill it's also the kind of situation where like yeah yeah I could see the argument for why like after the guy goes limp you should you should just let him go I think well I think he

did he choke him after he were a limp yeah well that's not good yeah but you know hey hey but you know but I can also see why like because when you're on like a subway car yeah who knows like like if it had stopped. I don't know if it had stopped yet at that point. Maybe it felt like it's such a tight space like it's that you're in like a sardine can kind of like I don't want to let this guy up. This is a guy in the way of the gym. He's not a trained elite killer, right? I mean, he's like, was he a veteran? He is a Marine, I think. Well, you think Marines know, I mean, that's the thing. Marines aren't trained to like half kill you. Right.

That's the thing. You know, we're going to let Marines come back home, which I think I'm all four. be clear. I've never said leaves the Marines where they are. I say bring them back. And we're going to bring them back. And you're going to confront them with people threatening to kill people. They're going to kill them all the way. That is the way it is. That's just the way it is. Things will never be the same. That's just the way it is. So I don't know what to tell you. It's sad. Everyone's mentally ill. You can complain all you want. You can say it's racist all you want. I I don't know, it's racist. It's, uh, it's sloppy.

It might have been a bit sloppy, but America's gotten a bit sloppy, if you ask me. America's got a sloppy ass nowadays, all right? I don't, I don't know, I don't know people appreciate that. This new Trump era, uh, they keep thinking of that in political terms, right? They keep, they keep thinking of it like, oh, my God, Cash Patel and like, you know, and, like, you know, and, and the president of the, Chris Christie is going to run the, the, the president. counsel on physical fitness or whatever. It's like this is so Republican and so MAGA.

It's just sloppy. We're living in a sloppy time. And it's not, and like you have to get on, not get on board. You have to get your head around it. Well, you have to get your head around it.

It doesn't matter. You get a board or not. You can, look, if you want to make some money, you can get in. This idea, people are still complaining to me.

Like, oh, this is a 1439 German. I don't know what to tell you. I don't know what to tell you, sweetheart all right if you think that's true i don't know what to tell you uh but you got get your head around the idea that it's just a sloppy ass time people are going to be showing their ass old for you know not it's not even political anymore is not about the election

we got we got we got we got it's we got government on the streets yeah gunmen i mean it is kind of like you know it's the kind of thing where one person takes a shot yeah gets it even gets a little bit close even though they didn't they didn't you know, kill Trump, they got a little bit close. They nicked him. Oh, you think, you think this is a response to the Matthew Perry shooting? What's his name? Matthew Perry.

What was it his name? Matthew Crooks? Matthew Crooks? Yeah. The Dickensian character of Matthew Crooks? Yeah. Yeah, these are all kind of DeKennseyan names. Matthew Crooks, Daniel Penny.

Yeah. Luigi Mangione. Yeah. What is going on? Yeah. This is, this seems. like the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen or something, Matthew Crooks. Oh, man, imagine if, imagine if,

imagine if this is like how close we get to having, like, a squad of superheroes. It's just that Daniel Penny and Matthew Crooks and Luigi Mangione all joined forces. I don't, I don't know that Mangione, I mean, you think it, why do you think Mangione and Crooks would join forces? Um, because they're, like, one's anti-health care. I mean, you, you, you, you, you, you know, Look, I'm not saying I know what would bring them together. I'm just saying that if they were brought together. Okay, okay, fair enough. I thought you were...

So they have their own things going on, but they're brought together by some new character. Yeah, I mean, look, the superheroes and comic books are always kind of doing their own thing, and then somebody draws them in. Right. Some Nick Fury-type character draws them in to an Avengers kind of deal.

Sure. I kill healthcare people, and I go after Trump. My whole thing is going on to Trump. I choke people on the subway. Right, yeah. And you think it'd be heroes. Well, super people, killers, people who can have proven the ability to kill. I think it would be a good point.

And look, even common books to try to do this. They try to play these games with the suicide squad, right? Like, you just, you bring them up or whatever. But I mean, the idea that, like, there would be a difference at all that we would have, you know, that that Batman would somehow be a superhero. He's just some guy killing people in the shadows, right? and Superman's just a fucking maniac. You know, they're all just outlaws. Who, what do you think is the next guy?

What does he do? Do you go after, right? I guess we can't. It's probably not a good idea to bring up targets. Yeah. We don't want to actually start promoting it as a lifestyle. Sure. But no, it's a, you know, look, it's a sloppy, sloppy.

Sloppy. what's going on speaking of sloppy shit what's going what's going with those rebels in Syria well um you know they they've taken Damascus asada's fled to Moscow who is they by the way let's let's bring this article because I mean for a long time for over a week now we've been hearing about these Syrian rebels and it dawned on me like wait wait who because they were fighting for a while right This is, this is, this is not it. Yeah.

We don't have a thing on the rebels. Hold on. Oh. All right. Amid Syria's upheaval, a wariness over rebels' Islamist roots. Again, they keep calling them rebels. What is this? They want money?

Some experts say the rebels have changed. What is this? I can't find out about the rebels because Bezos needs the new yacht. What is this shit? Okay, this one just asked, who are the Syrian rebels that have toppled Assad and taken Damascus? After a lightning 10-day offense, the rebel forces in Syria captured its capital, Damascus. I wonder how that happened and toppled the regime of Syrian President Bashar al-Assam. I keep reading lines here.

Scroll, keep scrolling. Here's the thing. why is the only person I'm calling them ISIS goddamn crazy Joe Biden this is ISIS ISIS started this shit years ago right? And then

this is ISIS coming back with the new and new and improved ISIS and we keep calling them rebels. Why is that? Yeah and there's been a lot of there does seem to be some kind of coordination where like a lot of the news stories show them you know it's like them freeing people from a torture prison or something and right you know it's them

fishing people out of the rebel or whatever and and i'm not saying that they aren't doing those things no sure you know i don't think people should be getting tortured look it's possible i just was never that bad i guess right maybe those tiger cages was the right thing i don't know but it but it is weird that there's just no acknowledgement right that this was just like a killer force to us yeah the new al-qaeda basically they took over iraq you know it was it was uh Isis in the, what they call it, in the Levant? What is the Levant? Is that a river, a valley?

Whatever. Can we, I love to live in the Levant, I think. But anyway, what, yeah, here's what we know about HT? What is HTS? The Rebel Offensive. Oh, it's a rebrand. They rebrand themselves.

I mean, it's like, like, Puff Daddy. Puff Daddy became P. Diddy, who became Diddy, who became Scrapple-Toppel. I don't know. HTS, which has his. roots in al-Qaeda is considered a terrorist organization by the United States. They're saying it's al-Qaeda, which I don't think ISIS was an al-Qaeda. I thought ISIS was a bunch of cops. Wasn't ISIS like the cops of Baghdad or whatever or like the Sunni forces from Iraq

who got fired, but, you know, and then, yeah, I don't, you know, yes, there was. They were basically Sunni forces that, you know, got disenfranchised when we invaded Iraq, and they ended up becoming ISIS. I don't know if those were the guys in Syria, but that was the genesis of it. They're saying they have a roots in al-Qaeda. See, again, very messy. Very messy.

Sloppy shit. HTS is led by Abu Muhammad al-Jalani, who in recent days has been trying to distance himself from his jihadist past. Jalani was born in Saudi Arabia to Syrian parents from the Israeli-controlled Golan Heights and was raised in Damascus.

Are Syrian rebels ISIS? Okay. Let's see, maybe we're wrong. Maybe we're showing our ass here. What's this say? Amid the outbreak of the country's civil war in 2011, the chaos allowed ISIS to rise in the Syria-Iraq border region

and see swaths of the territory in the Levant region. The conflict also became a proxy battleground drawing in major world powers, including the U.S. U.S., Russia, Iran, Israel. It doesn't seem to be an answer to the ISIS. Assad retained nominal control of much of the country with Russia, Iranian, and Hezbollah assistance. But last month's surprise rebel offensive

revealed the weakness of the regime as fighters surged out the rebel held Idlib province in the northwest of the country. Wait, wait, wait, wait, that didn't answer the question at all. Wait, wait, wait, the heading is are Syrian rebels ISIS and they didn't, wait, hold on, allowed ISIS to rise in the region and seize to

decide retained under control as far as surge out of the rebel held it was yeah yeah this isn't nothing answers this yeah we're getting mad here I don't know who's running anything I don't know who's you know in charge of all this

but you know this does not seem to be real it doesn't seem to make sense I mean, I'm, I'm sure, look, it's kind of, this is racist. We call the Daniel Penny thing racist. This is racist, really, oh, it totally makes sense that the Syrian government would collapse in 10 days. Like, it's a government with, you know, they have shit.

I mean, at the very least, someone's helping them. Is it us? You know, well, you also have their roots now, well, you know, oh, they have the roots in Qaeda? What does al-Qaeda have his roots in? Langley? I don't know. Well, this is an interesting headline.

J.D. Vance issues warning about Syrian rebels after Assad ousted, nervous. Well, that's, uh, what is J.D. Vance nervous about? What's Mr. Vance nervous about? Um, J.D. Vance raised concerns on Sunday saying that some of the rebels are an offshoot of ISIS. That seems, I mean, it seems pretty unfounded from him to say that. I mean, no, why isn't anyone else talking about this? Assad's regime collapses. And why does the article not comment on it?

It seems like the media is trying to put ISIS over. Right. It seems like all the politicians are like, no, it's ISIS. And they're like, who are these people? Assad's regime collapsed this weekend after a stunning turnaround of nearly 14 years of conflict. Yeah, again, various rebel groups continue to operate in Syria with different regional and international. Okay, so HCS was formally known as Al-Nusra front of what? the front of what, ISIS?

Oh, yeah, I remember reading about the L News front front of Al-Qaeda, right? Oh, so they weren't ISIS. Yeah, I don't think they were ISIS, unless some people from Al-Qaeda became ISIS. The Vice President-Lex Post shared comments from Josh Rogan, Washington Post columnist, who covers foreign policy and national security. Sirius Free, the Rebels won. Who is this guy? Sirius, oh, is it Washington Post columnist? Sirius Free, the Rebels won, the people liberated themselves.

from tyranny. Freedom one, Russia, Iran. I mean, look, I'm not saying Assad is a good guy or not a bad guy even, but it just seems like, I mean, it was it, Sirius Free finally? Could I rant? Series Assad falls. Could Iran be next? Are we reading CIA.gov? So I think part of this is that like, potentially part of it. I don't want to sound too conspiratorial about it. But like, you know, is. Israel has some interest in, you know, the region, like, not being controlled by Assad anymore. Sure. And it's like, and, and I don't know, maybe part of it is that. But is Israel, like, good, like, lobbying for themselves in Washington? Is that what you're saying?

Yeah. Really? I don't know. I don't know if that's true. I think it's a little bit of a lead. Um, I mean, I'm surprised they have enough time to, you know, make that happen. You know,

they're just busy burying people. So it's weirdly like just softening the coverage of it. Like as if, you know, kind of soft pedaling this as more of a liberation, even though it's probably going to lead to like a really, you know, tyrannical regime ultimately.

Oh, no, it's going to get sloppy. It's going to get sloppy. That should be, we just got over Brack Girl summer. I should make a beat for this. This is going to be sloppy summer coming up.

I'm branding it. I'm starting it now. It's not even Christmas yet. I'm branding this summer coming up. Summer 2025 is sloppy summer. We should do our take on the brat green. Like, can we make it? Could we do kind of a vomit green for clubs?

Well, because, no, first of all, we'll strike that. It doesn't do a brat. Don't come out of me trying to sue me, Charlie DeMilio, all right? This is cold. Is that what they did that, right? Charlie DeMilleo? I don't know. Whatever.

Who did the Brat's Girls? Whatever. Brett Summer was just a, it was just a craze that swept the nation. I don't know that there is an originator. You completely forgot the whole thing. It was based on someone's album. Oh, okay.

Charlie X-E-X. Oh, right, okay. Yes. Point is, this is going to be called sloppy slime. Also green. No connection, Charlie. Don't come at me, Charlie X-XX. Or Charlie DeMilly.

All right, none of you social Charlie's come at me. These are going to be some sloppy shit. We're going to have a lot of hangings, a lot of butchering, a lot of public execution. A lot of hit men roaming the streets. Hot hit woman roaming the streets, all right? Everyone's got, everyone's got a target on their back. There's going to be a lot of cagey coverage of things out there. Call me Billy Bullseye because someone's going to kill my ass.

All right? This is the age of getting shot. That's what this is. Bum, bum, bum, bong, bong, getting sloppy, bump, getting sloppy, boom, something like that. I mean, I'll bake a beat. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, get sloppy. Just sloppy ass. Right?

Something like that. People just fucking, people are humping in the streets. People can be humping in the streets and getting shot. People are getting shot while they're humping in the streets, shitting in the streets, choking people on the subway. Nothing's going to be, nothing's going to be boring anymore. All right. Alaska's going to get taken over probably.

I don't know by who. You think you're out of the game? People think they're out of the game. No one's out of the game. Imagine, imagine having sex publicly and assassinating someone at the same time. Well, I was, it was a flip, you're flipping it. You're flipping the script. usually i was saying that some guy was humping some girl while he shot someone kind of that's what i was

imagining no i was saying people getting shot while they're humping but that's crazy i don't know i think i think that this is you know you think these these cicarios are that good they can they can be pumping pumping puss and shooting straight that's crazy i don't doubt it they're very talented this is a you can't you got you got to say one thing about this time this pair not not for a of talent this time period. All right, the boomers are done, right? No more boomers. No more guys you show up to work and don't do shit, all right?

No more make work jobs. All right? This is the age of talent, fierce competition, valedictorians, fighting in the streets. All right? It's an age of academic excellence getting you nowhere. Love it. It's very dangerous. You call it a wild, the wild west of, of sex.

It doesn't make any sense. I'm just trying to hype it up. What is, what do you, what do you see in the next, for the next decade? Because this is, this is not, this is not a political, you people out there would think this is a Trump thing. It's over in four years. Good luck. We got a decade ahead of us of anarchy.

This is going to be called the, uh, The decade um plata, decade of lead, you know, the caro and plata. So what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, do you, do you picture home prices going down or going up? Somehow they'll still grow, go out. How do they go down? We have people getting shot. See, you're getting shot in the streets and the fucking rent zone is going up.

I don't understand this. I don't understand what's going on. anyway so um thanks so much for tuning in thank you we uh we love and and appreciate you all and we're here for you uh with guidance and and and sloppiness remember you can like and subscribe um and again cost you nothing so why don't you do it please just just just just do something for someone else once in your life right yeah don't be so selfish yeah don't be so selfish also we have Patreon patreon.com slash ratecom get an extra episode every week and that's pretty great and stay tuned for sloppy summer bikinis and are we selling something we're selling

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