Kump - Ep. 195 Dumb Justice

Episode Date: December 18, 2024

Ray and Lucie talk about Ray’s plan for a holiday card, a death in Russia, a Supreme Court justice’s second career, and much more.  Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode... every week! Follow Kump on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/raykump Kump Hand Merch https://bonfire.com/store/kump/ Follow Ray on Sound Cloud https://on.soundcloud.com/QbP8

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hello and welcome to comp. Hello. Hello, Lucy. Hi, how are you doing? Are you getting excited for the holiday season? Am I getting excited for the holiday season? Are you asking me if I'm making gingerbread in my off time? Are you asking me if I'm going to the mall and I'm getting pictures with Santa Claus by myself and showing them to people at the mall saying my son, my son's passed away.
Starting point is 00:00:48 But I'm keeping this going, this tradition going. This was his favorite place. Trying to get free, free, not just samples. I mean, anyone get a sample at the Hockendise ice cream. store i'm trying to get a little more a little extra with sympathy is that what you're asking me a little extra from a little extra from the mall santa no from the hot i just don't the hawkins oh from the hot okay got it got what are you being paranoid about you think you think i'm trying to get women hey i couldn't even take care of this son it's not a great way to get women
Starting point is 00:01:20 peter they'll give you an ice cream but women don't want women oh hey i let my son uh i mean i guess it depends on what it is. I always assume that if I have a son who is no longer with us, it'll be my fault. Not like purposefully, but just, you know, and that's what keeps me alert, right? Just make me a good dad. You just see a lot of scenarios where you fail to protect your child. Yeah, and that's who you want defending you. You don't want some guy who's cocky who's like, my son will never die.
Starting point is 00:01:51 That's a horrible father. I am constantly thinking about my son. constantly troubleshooting and also take it yeah like oh what if this
Starting point is 00:02:03 what if the Santa does this what if he asks for this what if he tries to to get this you know how do I react how quickly with how much force
Starting point is 00:02:14 do I scream do I just start spitting you know do I have a weapon this is a scenario in which Santa is being inappropriate Or, yeah, your child.
Starting point is 00:02:27 Inappropriate, maybe a terrorist. Aggressive. Aggressive. Axe Khan, who, or the, maybe he escaped from jail and he was, you know, using this to lay low. But he sees me, he thinks I'm some kind of, you know, bounty hunter, a big fat bounty hunter coming to get him, like a Christmas time, midnight run. And then he, and he's like, oh, I'll take your son, bounty hunter. And he used it as a hostage. Well, no, you won't.
Starting point is 00:02:52 I mean, you just did, but I mean, this got to stop. this situation's got that's i think what i would say this situation's got to stop sir i can't keep letting you have my son's a hostage this is god we got to put an end to this what we need when we need that's what all you're thinking all you're ruminating yeah has led to you what how do we put a stop to this sir this is got to this is this has to be over yesterday right i need i need this i need this hostage situation over six hours ago and he doesn't understand them but yeah and I have to explain no I just mean as quick as possible let's just I don't want my wife to find out because you'll blame me um because I blame myself and that's maybe that's uh what we should do about a Christmas
Starting point is 00:03:42 card what what oh I think he's mental leaps I mean you always follow Lucy doesn't always follow my mental leaps because i was literally thinking maybe we should try to like hostage money from our families through our christmas card i don't we haven't done a christmas card you show us being detained well yeah detained maybe we're in a different country maybe a gun a home invasion has happened and we and you know we we we lie like everyone will think they got the only one but like we slip in some kind of note with the thing like you know we're the premise here would be that because we were about to mail our Christmas cards out and then some gentlemen home invaded us right and so I and I guess for this to work I would have to slip a note into quote unquote one of the cards
Starting point is 00:04:36 and then the men would I convinced them to deliver the cards to the mailbox for us and this is what you'd have to believe in or, but people hopefully will, we will word this in a way and we'll do the graphic design in such a way of the card. I mean, I mean, look, people can't be thinking we made the card ahead of time to account for the poem invasion. But look, it's a smashing grab here, right?
Starting point is 00:05:03 We're just trying to get some, a week later, they're going to think we, you know, they're going to feel pretty mad at us. But maybe they can Venmo us, you know, a couple grand each and then we can go fly somewhere. so we're nice I'm just like it's kind of late to be sending out Christmas cards
Starting point is 00:05:20 yeah late in the season what is it the 15th the 17th I mean are they gonna get there by Christmas so we might as well try to get some money in the situation I don't know about you am I going out of line I mean you know
Starting point is 00:05:36 that's an interesting idea well if we get hired some child actors and then we pretend we have these kids that no one's ever met in our family and what do you mean we've had like young kids you know not we can't we can't we can't pretend they're 13 but what we get a couple too you know a couple of uh leftover babies we maybe we maybe we foster them for a month i mean can you do that can you foster children and use them for count i mean i don't want to use them for like content on the internet but i mean to our family yeah just as uh
Starting point is 00:06:06 props yeah uh sympathy props sure terror props yeah i mean technically this probably is enforceable under the Patriot Act. I mean, I can't believe we still have that. It's like, you know, that's a great, we should really become Patriot Act lawyers. There's a lot money in that. I don't know, this might be a good, I feel like
Starting point is 00:06:29 we're already artists. I know how to do some graphic design. How would the graphic design make it feel more like we had been kidnapped? Well, I mean, not literally, but we'd use like strong colors like red and black. That would, you know, make them, you know, trick your, like,
Starting point is 00:06:46 and, for instance, you trick your aunt into thinking she's a bullfighter or something. It's like subconsciously. Okay. Red and black, when you think about bulls, you know? It's like emotional. And like green makes you think of money.
Starting point is 00:06:59 So we use red, black, and green. And it's close to Christmas, right? Because what is Christmas? Red and green? We'll add to black. And we'll kind of make a Soviet kind of Christmas card. Yeah, I mean, that, that, That could work.
Starting point is 00:07:14 What? Yeah. Who do you think like, I mean, should there be people actually like in the in the photo, you know, holding, holding weapons to us? No, no, no, you misunderstand. There's the entire. Your aunt will pick up a card. It'll have a handwritten note. Hey, aunt.
Starting point is 00:07:34 You know, these were, I'm using, I'm circumventing a hostage situation by hiding this note in the Christmas card. please Venmo money to this account to help us get released Now everyone's getting that note Right? But they think it's the only one Sure There is no indication that we We photograph these men
Starting point is 00:07:56 That would that would I mean that would fall apart The whole thing's not great Anyway we have maybe we Maybe we find the smarter people in the bunch The people who have jobs that require A little more scrutiny I don't know if we have any cops in the family Leave them out
Starting point is 00:08:11 we don't we don't involve you know any any any investigators anyone who's likely to just say just fuck the house to them kill them yeah internet sleuths or you know or anyone who like thinks of us as expendable which is probably a few you know i mean i can see people saying like let's just it's not worth it's chasing it's good money chasing after bad that's what they'll say i don't agree with them i understand it what uh well look I'm just saying we should we should know kind of our backstory like where are we being held and our home oh okay all right yeah okay we're not being taken to a second location no I think I think that's just complicating matters the biggest leap of faith is that these men would
Starting point is 00:08:56 agree to like just have like it's a couple of them hey do it was a favor just drop these in the mailbox because it's you know Christmas we're already late we're already sending these out late we're already behind on the holiday schedule will do will comply we will play your funny games to the reference there right isn't funny games a hostage movie yeah yeah we'll play your funny games we'll do uh the this the the cosplay we're just how these cards out and we don't have to hire anyone it's all it's all fictional right there's no men we're gonna have to do something to ourselves though to like make us make us seem like we're traumatized afterwards.
Starting point is 00:09:41 Oh, yeah, afterwards. We're going to need to do, we're going to need to become darker people. Afterwards, I'm cutting off a finger, and so should you. Around our family. Depending on how much they give up. If they give us like $2,000 total,
Starting point is 00:09:52 I'm not doing shit. Right. But if we get, if we, if we make a nice little nest egg here, I'll cut off a finger or two. A couple toes, you know, maybe. If I get 100 grand, I'm, I'll sever a leg.
Starting point is 00:10:03 Or is Shanal East. You know, it's all about how generous your family is and the high, holidays. Were you Christmas cards big in your family? Christmas cards would go around every once in a while. They weren't like a huge thing. Not consistent.
Starting point is 00:10:23 Yeah. I mean, I think they've kind of like they've really gone down in popularity. I mean, it's been a while since I've seen a Christmas card. Well, for people like you and me, I mean,
Starting point is 00:10:31 there's plenty of people out there doing Christmas cards. You know, maybe, maybe because you don't roll with a certain royal contingent. or ex-royals. Yeah. So did you get a Christmas card from? No, I just read it.
Starting point is 00:10:50 This is an article here. Prince Harry and Megan give rare glimpse of the 2024 holiday cards. Now, I will be honest with you, though. The reason I bring this up, because I would just talk about our Christmas cards. But as I was thinking, who's got some famous ones this came up,
Starting point is 00:11:08 And honestly, I can't believe, I can't believe Megan and Mary released their holiday card in the heels of the reports that the sucks, suxes, suxuses, there's, they're the sussuses. Sussexes. Terrible name. Didn't receive an invitation from the royal family
Starting point is 00:11:24 to join them in Sandingham and Norfolk. What do you think was going to happen? You just rat fuck these people for years. You're out. You're out of the family. You only, I mean, I don't, maybe they didn't complain. This is the kind of thing Harry complains about. uh well they'll say we didn't get an invitation we didn't want one they'll say we're divorced
Starting point is 00:11:43 they said we're divorced 15 times and that sounds reasonable that sounds like a guy maybe who isn't trying to get the limelight the problem is he's saying in on a featured interview one of the news so shut up you people go be a plumber harry i guarantee you no one's gonna be like are you prince harry just just shove some shit in your in your hair now i know plumbers out there you're skilled professionals i actually and i shouldn't have to say this it's a skilled profession of course i respect i mean why would the republics respect me is the issue but i know you don't have shit in your hair usually maybe it's happened i'm not but he would need to and that's a small price to pay for anonymity if i'm him if my family oh my family needs a hundred
Starting point is 00:12:27 million dollars or it'll be murdered every day that's what do you get a claim we need 1,500 cops to protect us in London. Well, maybe, maybe you should, you know, meet them halfway and put some shit in your hair pretend to be a plumber, all right? No one's trying, just, I mean, if the cops are, if you were that hot, stop, you know, stop being hot. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:46 Stop, stop being attractive. Or stop, at least stop, you know, smelling nice. Whatever. The point is, um, but they have a card of the Duke and the Archie well-founded. This is the card. And this is really, this in the year is the car. Can you see the card here?
Starting point is 00:13:05 Do you see it? Look at this. So it's like a six box kind of. This looks like a goddamn template from like a, like a, like some kind of photo website, like a snapfish. Remember snap fish or a photo snap or whatever from like 2004? Just some real, like you go to the Kodak picture maker at CVS and you scan a few pictures or maybe you have them on a compact flash car. from your codec digital camera, which we're still popular in some circles.
Starting point is 00:13:36 And you make a dumb, this is the worst Christmas card I've ever seen. I know we've improved to show's thumbnails on YouTube lately. And some people said, you know, previous incarnations weren't that great. I put any version of our thumbnails against this Christmas card. You ate this Christmas card. I think it looks like garbage.
Starting point is 00:13:56 I find it despicable. Do they think this humanizes them? they think they humanizes them to put no effort into their card I think it sucks I really hate it the holiday card was intended only for public use and Harry and Markle's friends and family received a separate card what I wonder if that's the high quality card
Starting point is 00:14:21 so this is for who this is this is this went to who the public no we this is what we sent to scumbags who aren't you know part of the who who's who's who who never landed gentry, you know? If your dad wasn't the, uh, the Duke of York ever or the, uh, or the, or the, or the, or the, or the, or the, or the, or the, or the, or the, or the, or the, we're, then, then you, then you get this shit card. But if you have some, if you, you know, if you're a part of, uh, if you were part of the, you know,
Starting point is 00:14:53 if you came over with William the Conqueror, we'll give you a, with some nice beveling and drop Shadow. God damn it. And what is the guy? Prince Andrew's here? He's not going to, who's going to be at Christmas? Just Charles and the babies, the royal babies? Look at Andrew here.
Starting point is 00:15:13 Markle and Harry aren't the only royal family members not celebrating Christmas with King Charles as Prince Andrew and Sarah. Because Queen Elizabeth is dead. And Sarah Ferguson declined the monarch's invitation to celebrate Christmas together. yeah um well that was that was so so prince andrew got an invite no he was pressured he was basically told to like other versions of his article said he's honorably you know just step uh not attending or something honestly honorably declined i don't know how a guy charged with you know being friends with the world's most history's most famous pedophile
Starting point is 00:15:51 or is that fair i think so right he might not be the most famous pedophile but most famous pedophile pimp right he's definitely the most like a prolific pedophile pimp what can we call him i'm just saying and like look if he if he's even would you say it's safe to say he's in the conversation oh for sure so he shouldn't be in a conversation where prince andrew should he that's fair can we agree on that so therefore please don't come to our christmas party you goon but that's not even that's old news because now he's best friend is a spy a chinese spy or something. I mean, that's the accusation.
Starting point is 00:16:31 I mean, if none of this is true, imagine if none of this is true when he's just the unlucky schlub in the world. Oh, yeah. I mean, I don't think that's the case, but I mean, he does look like a guy who's just like every intelligence service in the fucking world
Starting point is 00:16:45 is like, this guy's a mark. I mean, well, dangled kids. I mean, it doesn't make him a good guy if they dangle kids in front of him and he goes for it. Right. It's still a scumbag petophile or whatever, allegedly.
Starting point is 00:16:56 Hmm. Do we have to, whatever? Maybe he's paying everyone All the other royal pedophiles debts too Yeah He's just the one they threw on the Yeah, it's like he puts his like royal credit card down And pay for all the
Starting point is 00:17:07 You know, puff daddy's oil You know, yeah He's just a goon Anyway, who's Sarah? Sarah Ferguson, she was a weight watcher's chill, right? Right, yeah Well, good for her So she's gonna spend time with her
Starting point is 00:17:24 Eating skinny margaritas or whatever the news comes as Prince Andrew was recently revealed to have contact with a legend no way I talked about that right and look at these two Jesus whatever that's it that's all I'm gonna talk I you know I I was reading a lot about you know
Starting point is 00:17:45 the history of Britain different kings and and dynasties from from the invasion of William the Conqueror to the Tudor conquest. I'm telling you, these people in power, they don't raise it all.
Starting point is 00:18:02 They're terrible. They don't do anything. Well, I mean, to be fair, they don't really have any real power. Yeah, but well, I mean, you know, tell that to tell that to William. William Cocker didn't have England,
Starting point is 00:18:15 and then he did. That's true. He conquered it. You know, I mean, like, he wasn't the king of England. I mean, technically he might have had a right to it. I don't know. It was, it was debate. These things are always debatable.
Starting point is 00:18:26 No one ever goes for. for it when someone when died someone dies right oh charles is in charge of course because he's the son they never they don't ever seem to really ever go let's uh i got a claim to the throne no we never you know we see that shit anymore probably because they everyone knows exactly who everyone is at all times andrews just you know they know how many children he's molested allegedly i mean that these are different misinformation we didn't have back in the day or england didn't have yeah you could just be you could just kind of be sneaky about it yeah If you had a bastard kid, you know, the world of the news would know, right?
Starting point is 00:19:00 Or a legitimate kid. It's all very complicated. What's going? So there is a speaking of kids, right? There's been an unfortunate turn of events with kids. Is that a newsworthy transition? I think that's a good transition. I mean, you know, it gives it the gravity it needs.
Starting point is 00:19:24 Right. It needs some gravity. Needs a whole lot of gravity. There's a lot of kid-centric tragedies out there. Yeah. Now, we don't make kid- really kid-centric content. Yeah. I never clear.
Starting point is 00:19:38 When they say, is this for kids? No. But this is, I don't think this story counts. It pertains to kids. Well, it involves kids. Are they kids, a 15-year-old kid? I'd say so, right? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:51 Yeah. All right, so a police in Wisconsin identify. 15 year old Huh Maybe not in some states Well okay 15 year old female student
Starting point is 00:20:00 A school shooter So we got a school shooter We got a school shooter we got a There's a school shooter Is this the people not talk about these anymore It's a lady school shoot It's a late Well I mean I don't know if I call her
Starting point is 00:20:12 This isn't very ladylike I don't know if this is a lady like activity But she is a she's a female woman I guess People were speculating that she was a trans girl it was a big specky you know the first thing I saw on social media was that but that's been
Starting point is 00:20:29 debunked you were telling me? I think it's been confirmed that she's not that she wasn't trans interesting just a just a old natural woman just a she's all woman baby you know she is uh she
Starting point is 00:20:45 had a manifesto and everything well this is a very rare thing for a young woman to I got to tell you, I feel like it's about time. Look, if you say, hey, Ray, we'll give you a magic wand, wave it, school shooting, no, no more ever. Yeah, of course. And if you asked me to do something actionable that could stop them, probably, yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:08 I'll do what I can. But short of that, I would, I will say, I prefer if my kid gets, you know, tragically, you know, chopped down in a school. you know, I do want to be a woman. Really? Why is that preferable to you? I mean, I mean, men have just had our time. We've had our time at the top. We've had our time in the spotlight.
Starting point is 00:21:35 It's time to allow women's voices, female voices, women's voices to be heard. You know? And I just feel like, you know, again, I'd rather my son be alive. But, you know, if he's got to go, he's got to go. And in that case, I'd rather it be. some ho some ho that's a beautiful poem
Starting point is 00:21:56 thank you yeah I mean you know there's been a lot of I was a little worried there for a second because you know there's been a lot of romanticizing
Starting point is 00:22:08 you know killers recently well yeah and that would be fair it would be double trouble to if people started romanticizing you know a killer who's also
Starting point is 00:22:18 a minor well I'm not romanticizing side. I'm just saying, which, you know, if you gave me a choice, like, you know, like you're talking to be, you know, chopped apart by the bullets of a man, you know, of a, of a, of a, of a, of a misogynistic man who mansplains and man spreads, right? He spreads his man, he man spreads, he man spreads eagle on the train on his ways and chop down your side. Or, all right, well, that's the other option. it's a it's a woman I go that that's not that's not making her a hero
Starting point is 00:22:54 but I just you know I don't want I don't want some guy man spreading and then taking my son to hell with him all right this is not what I want that being said no you're referring to Luigi Mangione yeah who's been indicted and he seems of a lawyer
Starting point is 00:23:13 I mean he had a manifesto but I guess he's still gonna have court why is there when I go yeah I did it put me in jail they always offend themselves it doesn't take this thing out of something when you like uh again I did it but uh and like just like please don't put me in prison
Starting point is 00:23:34 well I feel like when you get the when you get the murder bag yeah you want to you know get out as soon as you can so you can do more do some more yeah but you got to know when you're not getting out right I mean, I guess OJ is a different thing. But, I mean, Louiege, maybe, I mean, it'll be remarkable if he gets off. It'll be a remarkable thing. So I guess, I guess that's even, that's a bigger win, even.
Starting point is 00:23:59 So, you know, don't listen to me. I'm no one to live. I'm, hey, just go to jail in. Jail sucks. No one wants to go to jail. No one wants to go to jail. But that being said, what we were talking about, oh, but you think you're afraid that, like, because people are excited that he.
Starting point is 00:24:17 murdered one guy and i'm not saying that's correct i'm just but it is a fact people are very unsympathetic because he was the CEO of a health and yeah it's oh yeah yeah things like kind of line up in a way where it's not for me to say whether you should feel bad for a man or not so i won't uh but yeah we we all know what we're saying and you think that's going to infect it's going to blur into school shootings potentially yeah that would be bad that would be you know like What was you, a CEO's kid? That's, you don't want that. But also, like, you know, that it would be a little problematic, you know, an underage shooter.
Starting point is 00:24:57 Sure. Yeah. Though, I don't know. When you're a kid, when you're a kid and you kill a bunch of kids. I'm going to live and say that's wrong. It's one of those tricky moral issues. Is it? If you're a kid and you kill a bunch of other kids.
Starting point is 00:25:11 Yeah. Is it, is it, does society of any obligation anymore to protect you from creepy? you know, pedophilic gestures for men online. I'm confused. First of all, I'm not so sure that society ever does a good job of protecting kids against pedophilic gestures online. But what, please clarify, please clarify what you're saying, what you're asking. What I mean is basically, you know, because I was just basically imagining a scenario, which, you know, the shooter. You know, she's got this dangerous persona.
Starting point is 00:25:49 She's got this manifesto. Okay. Yeah. Maybe she'll attract her own kind of fan base. Oh, you're afraid that men will become lustful for an underage school shooter. Right. Well, look, I don't think, I mean, and therefore we should let her go. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:26:08 Well, I think I might disagree with that, but I'm open mind, I guess. you think how many times does she get like a dick pick unsolicited before we say just yeah it's it's a wash where she even getting them in jail yeah i mean you know maybe right they caught her they did they did she killed herself oh okay well i guess is kind of a moot point i mean are we still are you still asking that then are we still are we still asking Is your question still relevant? Maybe. I would say it's creepy.
Starting point is 00:26:49 It's maybe more complicated. If you, if you, I mean, I'm not a rat. I'm not going to go call someone's work and be like, hey, your employee makes lustful gestures at a dead underage school shooter girl. But I mean, if you, if you, if I was being interviewed in the news and so, and they brought that up, I go, no, that's not cool. That guy shouldn't be. That guy should be ashamed.
Starting point is 00:27:13 shame on him. Yeah. But I'm not going to, I'm not rat. The fine line. I mean, if your girl was alive, maybe I'd rat. That's respectable. But she's in, even that case, she'd be in prison. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:27:27 That's true. Maybe I should. Well, I guess, I guess we're talking about rat on a pedophile. Oh, wow. That's a moral dilemma. Right? Yeah. Do you rat in the petal?
Starting point is 00:27:37 I'll say yes. I'll rat in the pedophiles. Um, what is, what is all this? What am I looking at here? Oh. Police in Wisconsin identify 15 year old female student as school shooter. And Madison, Wisconsin authorities are trying to understand why a teenage student open fired at their, open fire at their Christian school. Uh, killing a teacher and a fellow student.
Starting point is 00:28:08 I mean, look, I don't know if we really need to keep trying to figure out why. Right. The why is not helping. We've been asking why for 30 years. I don't know if that's maybe just like how and, you know, with what? It seems like broadly there are a few whys that people go to. Do we even know for sure? We speculate.
Starting point is 00:28:28 Do we even know is it, I think it's a video game, Doom. I know if supposedly that's that idea has been debunked years ago, but I still think the game Doom. The id software. No, I love it. If you tell kids to rip and tear and turn it. they're done right how are they supposed to know when they're done yes good point that's a great point and um that's the only thing you need to know no no but serious i it's like what what is it that like that kids are crazy and the depressants you know theoretically yeah it could be i mean
Starting point is 00:29:00 i feel like vaccine vaccine some kind of political indoctrination was that ever they just they just started liking the idea of shooting things too much right i just think it's out there once something's out there you can't stop it It's just the thing now. Right. The thing people do. And once something becomes a thing people do, then you can do it. I've said for years, we should stop reporting when this happens.
Starting point is 00:29:24 Now, am I as a public, somewhat public persona, modestly, repeating this story, breaking my own rule? Yes. I am a hypocrite. Merry Christmas. But yeah. But I agree with it. I mean, I think it's like the only problem with that would be then, you know, you just kind of, I don't know, maybe it happens and you're just covering it up. Well, I'm not covering anything up.
Starting point is 00:29:54 I'm just not, we're not reporting on it. Now, will there occasionally be parents who, like, were at work at the mill, in the mine, in the coffee mine or the diamond mine or what we have here? Call mine typically, right? That's it. Yeah, you got out of the call mine. You go, where's my kid? And you got to ask around. And finally, someone that goes, you know,
Starting point is 00:30:19 don't repeat it, but school shooting. Oh, okay. That's not a great way to find out. But it's a small price to pay. You might disagree. No, I, look, I think you're right. I think it would be probably better. Imagine Chris Cooper in October sky.
Starting point is 00:30:39 Remember that movie about the kids with the Rockets and his dad's in the coal mine? Mm-hmm. oh my son where's homer hickham and uh and like jake jones hall right and instead of shooting that rocket and meeting the ex-nazzi runner ron brawn uh he's cut down by a school shooter but no one tells his dad and his dad's the son homer hickam the rocket boy where's the rocket boy maybe you're right maybe that is better than just you know just learning every single thing about this person after they shot a place up. It's just, it's never
Starting point is 00:31:14 helped us, I don't think. I remember that, you know, I remember like my friends and I just reading that that shooter's plays over and over again. The Virginia Tech shooter. Oh, yeah, play. I didn't even realize they had plays. I think it was the Virginia Tech
Starting point is 00:31:31 shooter who had a bunch, who had like a couple of plays. Were they good? No. Oh, okay. They weren't. Well, I mean, that's just... But they were filled with angst, you know? Sure. And... Yeah. No, I mean, uh, and so you got crash on him or something? Maybe at some point. Did he off himself too?
Starting point is 00:31:48 Is he alive in the system? Let's see. I'm not sure. Oh, no. And this is how America is. I'm reigniting the flame. Yeah, remember this guy? He died.
Starting point is 00:32:06 I didn't remember who he was. I remember there was a thing. Because he was like, I don't really care. personally. Someone shot someone. All right. Let's, we just, what can we do to stop this? But I'm not like, I'm not gossip. I'm not my mother hen. I'm not like, oh, you know, your parents beat
Starting point is 00:32:24 him. Sounds like it seems like maybe they should have. It's a bad kid. Yeah. Maybe a bad guy. Maybe you're trying to kill people all the time. Yeah. Oh, don't hit him. There you go. What you want me to do? You want me to take the village? I mean, if I try to raise this,
Starting point is 00:32:42 kid, I'm going to get yelled at. Should I put this play on? This is one thing where we have to go back in time with a time machine. So I got to kill Hitler. I got to put this guy's plays on. What else I got to do? When do I get to use a time machine for my purposes and from my edification? I got to keep stopping these fucking, you know.
Starting point is 00:33:06 Look, if there is any connection between somebody wanting to kill a bunch of people and and their art being rejected. Right. And maybe AI doing all the art is a good thing. That's an interesting, probably wrong, but interesting point. Nobody feels jealousy. Nobody feels those pangs of like what could have been. You're referring to.
Starting point is 00:33:29 Nobody picks up a gun. Right. He kills their friends. So look up, see if you could find, can you find that the AI replayed a while back? It was like a Gordon Ramsey. Oh, right. Yeah. pasta night thing I want to see because like you know let's just see AI of course
Starting point is 00:33:52 pasta slide feature is that on this episode that might be it home that is that it no go back I have I have a mouse what am I doing what is this yes I think this is it okay we get volume here we have volume okay this is this is what you think us embracing things of like like this is the goal is the way to stop uh tragic school shootings i'm just throwing out ideas that's your plan no i'm oh yeah let's so we you know this this this this will save us from the coming storm That's one, so you need one more. I wound them together! So he's hitting beef with a sledgehammer. He's a fistful of fault. He's just setting fire, the beef.
Starting point is 00:34:53 The whole kitchen's on fire. And the pasta's going everywhere. There is something, look, only AI art does this. Now, I'm not saying this is the valuable thing, but this weird thing where it just turns into a, into a where like a pasta turns into an ocean of pasta. Right. And there is something about that.
Starting point is 00:35:16 Now, I don't, you know, this is by far the greatest thing I've ever seen the AI. And it's really pretty shit. Right. It's really nothing. But, I mean, it is kind of a glimmer in the eye of... I just... Who's running the station? Who's fucking firing them?
Starting point is 00:35:34 I suspect that whoever did the AI, like, there is creator prompting going. on um and then cutting them together and it's still not like this is not the mona lisa this is not the this is not the piaa by michael angelo something like this that embraces how grotesque it all is can be useful but you still yeah i mean no one you can't just be like a bro and click this and you know and but no but you can you can you can be used as a tool sure so you think that that's going to stop like that would will eventually lead to the ends of school shootings. I'm for it.
Starting point is 00:36:14 Yeah. I embrace it. I didn't keep this NVIDIA rally going. You think the video should come out and say that? The video should clip this. You're talking about this going on me. I think, you know, AI art. Keep getting those terraflops of data, the power.
Starting point is 00:36:33 A lot of places apparently, there's articles I was reading. I don't have them here. but apparently like local municipalities are rejecting these data these like farms for making uh AI stuff I don't know oh really AI learning modules I mean all these things these storage this freaking I mean like the NSA like what was that 15 years ago built some massive thing in Utah that these just has like taraflops of terraflops over terraflops of data I mean all this stuff where is it going who's where are they putting these rigs with 100,000 the video chips you know in a storage unit
Starting point is 00:37:06 in my house at the gym maybe when I'm doing crunches at the gym there's a friggin a vidiot chip in my ass poking up against it doing doing doing making Bitcoin they're going to make all of our
Starting point is 00:37:23 they're going to make her skin into slots I wish I'd have a slot my skin a slut I'm going to my skin to a slut just bang my skin do it get it dirty filthy I want some filthy skin action
Starting point is 00:37:38 Speaking of Filty Speaking of news What's going on? So Ukraine Is a place? The Ukraine's a place in your heart Is it an idea? Is Ukraine a Christmas place?
Starting point is 00:37:58 I bet Ukraine and Christmas could be nice, you know? Yeah. You think the Azov Battalion does nice Like, you know, slay? reindeer king I mean I've ever seen that dead TikTok of the soldier dancing no they seem like they have their
Starting point is 00:38:12 they have their fun over the over the corpse or that different one this is from years ago people got really pissed off about it oh okay it was a female like you know female Ukrainian soldier yeah she was dancing over a dead child
Starting point is 00:38:27 doing a k-tick-dog dance I was asking what's going on I don't think there was it a Christmas dance there was no dead child was it a Christmas dance it wasn't a Christmas dance What's saying here? Is it a Christmas place or not? I think it's a Christmas place. I'm not asking if some of Ukrainian soldiers also are a stripper.
Starting point is 00:38:42 I'm asking if it's a Christmas place. I think that that's a sign that it might be a Christmas place. All right. The number one criteria for Christmas place, the soldiers dance. Jingle bells. Jingle bells. How does it go? So, uh, chestnuts,
Starting point is 00:39:05 roasting on an open fire that slutty soldier dances slow watch her strip down to her equip body armor what a hoe I don't know
Starting point is 00:39:23 I'm out I'm improv it's just improv improvising what are you looking at here you're finding stuff I'm just looking this all looks very crisp asy to me this is Ukraine yeah all right yeah I look
Starting point is 00:39:35 this is the kind of evidence I was looking for not that yeah I agree here I think you're right I think I suspected it might do a nice Christmas Village um well regardless they've murdered uh or killed a Russian general
Starting point is 00:39:50 so that's what they're doing now not Christmas it's relevant because they a country well so look sometimes you gotta kill you gotta you gotta trade a little blood for a little Christmas yeah that that again you've got a lot
Starting point is 00:40:02 of questionable quotes today but that's fine but regardless I am not saying that they were wrong this guy wasn't it Thomas Jefferson who said that the blood of
Starting point is 00:40:16 that the Christmas tree has to be watered with the with the blood of war he also said it can't be raped because I own you so I don't but yeah he probably said the thing about the tree also um
Starting point is 00:40:31 you also the declaration I guess He was multifaceted. He said a lot of things. Some of them were good. The tree of liberty from time to time must be fertilized with the blood of tyrants. I don't think he said it, though. And he didn't say that...
Starting point is 00:40:49 I mean, look at it up, actually. I think it's a famous misquote. But regardless of who said it. Well, if it was Hitler. They didn't say that the tree of liberty wasn't a Christmas tree. Even if it was Hitler who said it? Wouldn't that change it? I feel like that might change.
Starting point is 00:41:04 well a broken clock's right twice a right twice a rike twice a rike so what's happened here Ukraine says it killed senior Russian general in Moscow scooter bombing so what has happened is this guy riding a scooter they bombed or well I guess we'll read the article Ukraine carrot one was audacious oh we didn't sign god damn um never know no it doesn't say how we get by blow up a scooter on the snowy streets of was he riding the scooter whatever uh that's fine we don't need all the details there's like the school shooter we don't need little details wow i didn't know that it was a that it was a blowing him up situation yeah well look i mean ukraine is slowly becoming and i don't mean anything weird by this except that you know
Starting point is 00:41:58 but they're becoming like the israel like the west coast israel as far as like like Like, you know, we just give weapons and they blow things up. Right. Now, it caused a lot of, you know, and make a lot of drama. Now, again, this is not taking sides. Russia shouldn't invade people. But, you know, maybe I don't, I don't know if it's a smart move to be like, hey, we're going to give ICBMs to Ukraine and they're going to start blowing up scooters in the middle of Moscow. It doesn't seem like we're taking into account that people have nuclear weapons.
Starting point is 00:42:34 yeah sure i mean it definitely seems like we're putting we're making a cage rat out of this guy who putin yeah but but yeah i mean we're gonna do it anyway but i guess that's that's kill us people just doing on a scooter yeah i guess so uh play a little russian roulette is that the game yeah Oh, it's a little Russian roulette. I like it. All right. Well, you know, it just reminds me. We don't have it on here.
Starting point is 00:43:11 Speaking of nuclear, please look up the drones. Oh, right. Because there's a lot of speculation about these drones that people have been seeing. They start to even in Jersey, I guess. And then other places around the country. where we got here this is an app that sounds reliable
Starting point is 00:43:32 what officials have said that I can't read this what this say what official here's what officials have said that confirms it is drones over New Jersey not planes
Starting point is 00:43:43 that's where we're at with this no we know where the drones even this is better is there a better one what we know about the mysterious drone sightings okay mysterious flying objects
Starting point is 00:43:54 overhead and calls for military intervention this isn't the plot of war of the world no one thought it was but rather the result of numerous possible drone sightings in recent weeks the flying objects have been spotted over residential neighborhoods restricted sites and critical infrastructure
Starting point is 00:44:12 the sightings have put intense pressure on federal agencies to provide more information about the aircraft as officials have urged calm and emphasized there is no evidence suggesting the sightings pose a security threat so no one's talking about this are they really not talking about I'm not saying it's true
Starting point is 00:44:31 a lot of people online on social people claiming to be part of the government I don't know we're all sharing the idea that these drones are searching for some kind of nuclear material nuclear people say nuclear weapons at first I read at one point it was like you know
Starting point is 00:44:49 apparently a shipment including like you know used medical imaging hardware went missing which you would think wouldn't be a particular big problem I mean you know
Starting point is 00:45:02 if that was if that's what they only need to make a dirty bomb I feel like people just go attack you know the radiology place next to the Greek restaurant but you know I got my track of my ideas but yeah the idea is that basically someone's some nuclear materials got missing supposedly in theory
Starting point is 00:45:22 and these drones these little drones are trying to find them and I guess that's I mean you could see that as a comforting thing you could see that
Starting point is 00:45:34 as a big Christmas feeling at least we have the technology maybe we don't know if we found them yet it might not work but the fact that we're trying should mean mean something I mean if we do survive
Starting point is 00:45:50 and if the threat is neutralized yeah we might get a Pixar movie out of this like you know right um a cute little movie about drones you know saving the day yeah we'll never know they'll just make a Pixar movie about you know um some supreme court justice doing a cha-cha slide um you know or some horse shit um because they'll know they'll never tell us that you know they'll say we found it like a year later oh yeah we found that they still haven't they still haven't found the camera the weapons in Iraq Yeah Yeah But whatever Oh so let's say If it does go down
Starting point is 00:46:30 Yeah The bad thing does go down Sure Last 24 hours Any big things you want to do Before the city goes up and flames I want to try my own piss Because it's probably
Starting point is 00:46:43 It's probably gonna be gross You want to try your own piss It's probably going to be gross But what's the difference at that point Um Maybe Whatever It's supposed to be good for you
Starting point is 00:46:52 I want to maybe see a Statue of Liberty up close Statue of Liberty Well, we've never gone In New York for, you know, years You've never seen a Statue of Liberty? I've seen it, I mean, but like, go to it. You grew up in Long Island, you never had a class field trip?
Starting point is 00:47:10 No, I'm not tourists, Lucy. I'm sorry to hang out at the Eminem store all day like you was a kid, all right? Just doing like snaps at the Eminem store in Times Square. Hey, boy, hey, boy. you know like some like some juvenile gang now we didn't hang out we didn't we didn't we didn't we also I've never been to the public I'm shrimp either okay they're mocking me so you want to go to the Statue of Liberty
Starting point is 00:47:35 so it'd be a nice way to die imagine die imagine being blown up while you're in the crown and the Statue of Liberty that would be kind of cool it's very patriotic yeah they'd write about me I would I would I would live stream from there if I thought we were an impending attack I would count on the fact that it the Navy SEALs or whoever would catch them? Get any guy. Why did we acquit Eddie Gallagher if he's not going to stop this? You know, if you get, I'm all forward.
Starting point is 00:48:04 But in this Navy, see the Navy SEAL, stab the guy. Um, the prisoner. Right. You know, and they got acquitted. Fine. Play rough. But then put him on the job. You know?
Starting point is 00:48:19 I'm on, if we're going to have, you know, rough cops like Vic Mackie, then let them clean up the streets at least. What is this whole like, you know, I'm going to be the guy who's shopping Laden and then like go write a book. No, keep shooting bad people. Right. You got a book when you're 60.
Starting point is 00:48:36 Enough. Hook tall. Do what you were talking about. Do what got you there. Right. No one wants to do what got them there. Everyone wants to like start a podcast. That's a good point.
Starting point is 00:48:50 Yeah. I was a little bit surprised when Huck talked. didn't just immediately pivot to porn. Right. Oh, I'm going to talk about, you know, geothermal energy. Does she do that? I've never heard of her pod. I mean, apparently, did we talk about her crypto controversy?
Starting point is 00:49:08 Oh, her coin, yeah. She had Bitcoin. I don't know if it's a shit coin or not. I just love the name shit coin. But it's a coin, and she, I mean, it's kind of old news at this point. But she, you know, what did she do? refresh my memory with this. We're a little late on the.
Starting point is 00:49:26 Hock to a meme coin scandal deepens as finger pointing ensues. Finger deepens in their ass, you know what I mean? Or her finger deepens in your ass. The company claiming that I've launched the Halktah meme named after, wait. What? The company. Oh, meme coin. Okay, sorry, I'll just tell a meme.
Starting point is 00:49:44 The company who launched a meme. The meme coin has thrown her under the bus and blamed her team for the tokens of mine. I trust them because they were, they were, they were a meme coin maker. Uh, hawk was hawk, or hook, I thought, hook, is it a hawk taugh? I thought it was hooktaw, whatever, uh, was launched on Solana at the beginning. So it's, it's on the back of another thing. I don't understand crypto. And I don't think anyone does.
Starting point is 00:50:12 I mean, it's, they, they, they know it. Hey, this number goes into that number and then we fuck you, right? Um, at the beginning of December. and much fanfare, but tumbled by more than 90% Miros later. Everyone knows the story at this point pretty much. But basically there's people who are holding it
Starting point is 00:50:33 who are supposedly close to the game, close to the girl, close to her, whatever. People are trying to scam. And now it's sad because she was very, very well loved. And now she's, you know, suspect. I'm not sure, I'm not sure if it's going to kill her career or not. I don't think anyone is yet.
Starting point is 00:50:50 She might start doing porn. I mean, people can. I can't possibly think that, like, I mean, that she was, like, on her own is savvy enough to have to throw them over. No, no, wait, hold on. If you're a stripper and your, and your scummy boyfriend says, hey, we're going to do a thing where you go and suck these guys' dicks and I fucking knock him over the head with a rock and we robbed them. Well, look, she's not savvy. She's just sucking dick in that case. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:51:14 But she's still culpable in the scam. Look, she's culpable for sure. When you even, she's part of it. There'd be no rock in the head. if I wasn't if it's a dome on the dick you know I would say like I would just love to get to a point where people would just dismiss this out of hand this much what the coin right well they didn't but I guess you know are you asking of cryptocurrency do I you ask me if I feel bad for the people who lost money on a hook to a coin not particularly no right that's what I mean
Starting point is 00:51:45 but also we're taught I'm not I'm not wrong on that I'm not saying this fucking guy who imagine thing you're gonna get rich with oh man It is sad. People who have nothing and they put it all, you know, honestly, there's got to be at least a few people who have nothing who said, but look, this girl's got,
Starting point is 00:52:00 this girl, no one would have thought she would have started a podcast after the blowjop. I mean, it's taken off. She's on, she's on, what's his name? Bill of Mar's show.
Starting point is 00:52:10 You know, everyone loves her. I'm going to finally get in early on something. And this is the time. He put in, you know, he had 10 grand saved up from, he's got a 60-year-old man.
Starting point is 00:52:21 So that much of retirement's fine. You know, I'm not trying to market I'm saying, but he did what he could And he put it and he took that 10 grand They had it, he bought a bunch of fucking Hawk, Hawk coin This is, this truly is Our era's death of a salesman
Starting point is 00:52:37 Yeah You understand, boys. I bought Hawk early, Very early, and they fucked me Because I trusted that girl, that sweet girl. What's the name, Haley? Haley Welch, whatever? Haley Welsh.
Starting point is 00:52:51 I trusted Haley Welch. Who's Haley Welsh? The Huck-Tor girl. Skipper. Were their names in that book? The Sons? It was like Skipper. It was like Biff.
Starting point is 00:53:04 Yeah, Biff, right. Biff and Scooter. Anyway. So there's that. I'm not sure what we're, it's fine. Why'd that come up? Was there another story we were talking about? have to go back to um oh yeah what were what were we talking about oh the drones the drones
Starting point is 00:53:28 so the drones right so um i'd love to die right i'd love to die in a statue of liberty what would you like to do i mean you know i'd like to maybe what would i like to do you probably like to see some dumb Broadway play that's not true could I interest you in a Broadway play if if if the drones don't catch the nuclear visible material and dirty bomb gets created and we find out and we have a day to live would you like to go see a Supreme Court justice act in a Broadway play that we see advertised on Jeopardy God no that sounds terrible well that I ever want tickets um so Here's the, so what is this?
Starting point is 00:54:19 This is, uh, Kintanji Brown Jackson. Now, this is crazy. Um, Ketanji Brown Jackson. First black woman on the Supreme Court, I think. That shouldn't matter. People are people.
Starting point is 00:54:31 It's just, as long, law is law. But no, it's good. It's very impressive. And, uh, that she's the first black woman. Um, and to commemorate that or whatever, um, she's going to be in a play. She's going to be in a Broadway musical. called julietta cigars it called dot dot dot and juliet and juliet okay it makes no sense
Starting point is 00:54:55 but it's it's it's a romeo juliet with a race swap right it's and she's not the race swap cantanji brown i don't think is the race swap i think the girl the juliet girl is like portarican or something but isn't this west side story i don't even it's like it's like it's like even the race swaps have been done 50 years ago well i think it's even more than a race swap because I think like basically it's it's some alternate telling where Juliet doesn't die at the end of oh so it's not important because I know she wasn't a Latino girl but that's not important so hey hey I'm Latina but don't get it twisted that's not why we're here right I'm also I can drink poison there's the fact
Starting point is 00:55:37 that she's Latina means she can drink poison while white people die from it is it kind of like the spicy food thing like white people only eat mayonnaise so when they get poison they die. I got spicy foods in my gut, right? I got seasoned season season seasoning and my god and Landry's seasoned salt. So I'm going to live forever. Poison can't kill me. Is that part of it?
Starting point is 00:56:00 That might be it. I think at least people are sticking to their guns and following these things through at least. It's not as tepid as it used to be. They're actually saying you're going to die because you eat mayonnaise. And that's not true per se, but it's fair. Let's see what's going on here Supreme Court Justice Katanji Brown Jackson traded her judge's robes
Starting point is 00:56:21 for a Broadway costume Saturday night She fulfilled a childhood dream With a one-time only performance In the hit musical comedy and Juliette In her memoir, lovely one I mean that right off the bat I just don't want A Supreme Court Justice
Starting point is 00:56:37 To really be like nurturing childhood dreams Does that make me sound cold? It wasn't the dream to be on the Supreme Court? The only dream a justice, a child who becomes a Supreme Court justice should ever have had was for people of all races and creeds and quality to stop hitting them for being nerds or being too smart. You know, oh, hey, you're pulling dexter scumbag and they throw a rock at their face. Hey, hey, how's this brief?
Starting point is 00:57:09 And they take their underwear and they cut it off and they shut it in their mouth or whatever. this sounds bad because it's a woman but I'm usually it's men right I'm not picturing I'm whatever the point is you know these people should be eggheads they should be I don't like the idea of the Supreme Court Justice has seen a movie we'll be going to a play right I mean they should just be like I know it's not true because you know there's a lot of corruption that's come out recently but I really feel more comfortable with them not really like you should show them like what's the movie people think
Starting point is 00:57:47 is like smart or like not just like the not Armageddon but you should show them like you know Oppenheimer and you know like I have to go you know read a brief I have to go do a tort or something you know I have to go write an opinion they should small they should be falling asleep
Starting point is 00:58:08 halfway through they should yeah every movie they should they should go well I don't understand I have the conception of freedom of an entire nation in my hands, right? Yeah. I can decide who, you know, what race, well, I guess not which race. But if races, if races have rights, if cops can kill babies, if vaccines are real. if women can have abortions
Starting point is 00:58:43 that's got I mean if you can tell a woman and I don't mean just one who's like you know you're holding a gunpoint but if you can say women don't get abortions anymore doesn't that make like you know fast and furious a little less potent
Starting point is 00:58:57 you know doesn't that make you know the Lion King musical a little less like engaging when like no I have like power yeah I don't know It just seems like, what's this all for if you still want to be a dumb actor?
Starting point is 00:59:15 It's baffling. Honestly, like, I do kind of think that, like, Supreme Court justes maybe should just, you know, live in a box. Right. Maybe should have, you know, basically, like, a Johnny Got His Gun kind of situation going on. You want them to have, wait, wait. Except they need to be able to hear, obviously. So Johnny Got his Gun. But I just want them to be pure.
Starting point is 00:59:38 you know so giant guy's gun to be just to just to clarify he has he lost his arms his legs and therefore his feet and hands you know go along with that his eyes um his eyes he's blinded his ears he couldn't hear uh couldn't talk he lost his mouth couldn't communicate um just a guy a torso in the head that couldn't communicate eventually he morse codes they realize he's he's banging his head in a Morse code and what's he said they finally figure out what he's saying it's kill me. Yeah. This is the World War I thing. So you think that
Starting point is 01:00:14 except for the issue they should be able to hear but otherwise that should be Supreme Court Justice basically. Basically we keep them in like a pre-cog tank for Minority Report. I'm not against this at all. I think a more reasonable thing because it's going to be a hard thing to sell.
Starting point is 01:00:31 I do think we could say if you want to be on Supreme Court, we got to blind you. I think, oh, you mean blindfold? No. We're going to blind jazz. Yeah. I think that's fair. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:00:46 I think that's a fair compromise. I mean, Lady Justice, right? Isn't she blind with scales? Yeah. I mean, I think she gets to wear the blindfold. I don't think she had to have her eyes gouged out or anything. But who knows? Maybe she does have, you know, chemical burns on.
Starting point is 01:01:05 or there or something. You think she should get them? Yeah. Oh, for sure. Yeah. Well, you mean chemical burns. Hell yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 01:01:13 Well, no, I mean. Oh, you want gouge? Well, I'm thinking there was a couple of different ways to blind someone, that's all. What's your favorite one? What's your favorite? I think the aesthetics of gouge is good. So you're not mean. You don't, you're not doing it because you want to.
Starting point is 01:01:28 You don't want to hurt them, but you do think it looks a little better. It's like, I know, I know it's more, it's like, it's like, It's like someone doing like a mortar and tenon joint or something on a piece of on a table. I know there's a lot more work, but the end result is a much nicer joint. You don't really see the screw. I like it. It's worth it. It's more expensive.
Starting point is 01:01:49 It's worth it. Also, I just imagine the gravitas. Yeah. I love gravitas. You love gravitas. We all love gravitas. And imagine just walking in there as a constitutional, like, you know, lawyer. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:02:02 And walking in there to plead your case about, you know, one thing or another to the Supreme Court. Right. And just seeing a bunch of, you know, people with hollow eye socket staring back. No, that's great. Also, we did not wear in blindfolds. No. Wow. So we're skipping Lady Justice.
Starting point is 01:02:19 Yeah. Because the whole idea, Lady Justice has the scales, but she's blind. Yeah. Right? And you're like, and I thought this were why we were doing this. But you're like, fuck that. That's old school shit. This is the end.
Starting point is 01:02:32 Juliette version, we're going to have them just have a big old eye sockets. I think in Robert Hood, Prince of Thieves, you kind of see that. Right. Right? He's a blind guy. I'm talking about Mr. Loxley. That's what you, so you want that. But they look good other than that.
Starting point is 01:02:50 You know, they look good. They look, they look regal. Sure. Yeah. Maybe they start wearing wigs. Is there sawdust on the, on the floor just because how much the wheat, the seeping that happens in the weeping from the wounds. I mean, like, when they bring a, is there a chamber where they do the, the, the, be eyeing,
Starting point is 01:03:12 not be heading, how do you call it, the gouging? Or they just, like, it's your first day, you know, the, someone comes over and just, you know, with a screwdriver and like, and they, carry on. Well, I think it's important to say all of this needs to be done with consent, yeah. Sure. I mean, like, yeah, if you want to be on the court, you got to do it. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:03:33 You can not be on the court. Do you consent to being a blind justice? That's actually not bad. I mean, and honestly, people will not be as willing. Look, sight really makes a lot of things nicer. And if you can't really enjoy the view at the house that some weird booster buys you or like, you know, when these fishing trips to San Jose, Puerto Rico, whatever.
Starting point is 01:04:00 You catch sharks. That happens. Things like that happens, right? Tropical, tropical extrusions. They lose their shine a bit when you're blind. And everyone's going to shoot on me. And go blind,
Starting point is 01:04:11 people can be happy. I'm sure they can. But they'd rather see most of them. And so maybe just makes, you know, bribery less effective. What are you going to get me? More braille?
Starting point is 01:04:24 That's what I would like to imagine. I got enough audio books. Fine. I make it nice. living you know i mean how much you know yeah you get an expensive stereo system it's still not that big i mean what's the best thing you give a blind person and don't say blow job um maybe like a really good kind of like audio uh track for star for star wars what um wait what what all you track for star wars the empire strikes back you know that kind of describes all the vision because
Starting point is 01:04:58 sometimes blind people use these. They're assisted listening kind of where they'll describe the visuals to you. Okay. So you can actually kind of imagine the death star in your mind, even if you're blind. So you think the best thing I can bribe a blind person with is like, hey, I'm not just a guy who's lobbying for the real company or, you know, let's try and get a hearing or whatever. Some conservative, you know, the federalist society. I'm also involved in audio companion tracks for the blind and I'm going to make not just make you one for an obscure movie
Starting point is 01:05:38 I'm going to do a better job making an audio track for the blind than Disney would make for Star Wars for Star Wars for Star Party Strikes Back because I know you like that movie and I'm like, yeah, it's all right and I'm going to make you remember. Monomino is going to be really good. We're going to really describe details that other ones don't. they're pretty usually pretty good no trust me we're gonna we're gonna tell you that everything we see
Starting point is 01:06:00 and that's what not like i like it i like it i mean honestly that would be a hell of a senate hearing and then how it is all right yeah well this is um should we should we watch some more of this just because i guess we yeah we've no maybe she's really good at this Yeah, I mean she's great. Jackson discussed her love of theater and her dream to be the first Supreme Court Justice on Broadway. We spoke exclusively with the Justice at the Civilian Hotel in New York
Starting point is 01:06:39 just before the very first rehearsal for her Broadway debut. What do you expect the rehearsals will be like? I think they'll be really fun. You know, I imagine. I'm thinking in my head of something like fame. Do you remember that show? Yes, of course. When they were behind the scenes, fine.
Starting point is 01:06:56 Six, seven, eight. Justice Katanji Brown, Jackson may laugh. Look, I mean, you talk however you want, but I mean, I really, I think the whole thing, look, if there's going to be a secret panel of people who control what rights are or not, they really should at least talk slower. Yeah. Hello, you know, we're, we're the weird entombed council. We're not, ideally we'd be blind, but we're not.
Starting point is 01:07:24 You know, talk like, don't, don't be so bubble. I'm sorry if I'm being I'm mansplaining how you talk I'm sorry I'm just saying if you're going to secretly get together I'm not saying she's the one taking rights I don't know how she votes
Starting point is 01:07:38 I don't pay attention but just how about we we don't worry so much about who's on Broadway you shouldn't even know Broadway exists you should be in you should be reading something like candlelight but when it's go time when you walk on stage you're instantly
Starting point is 01:07:55 recognizable she brings the same determination why she is she going to be like a dragon costume right why would she be easily recognizable grit because everyone else this play is white and this is not like a cameo even she is like a full part in a Broadway play I know like they don't they don't do the whole year round but this just doesn't feel right I don't I don't they were reading up on laws I didn't I didn't think they were doing this. Then you're going to tell me, well, Scalia and his guy were doing the sports. I brought that up in a different, no, no that, me. This is, but this is crazier.
Starting point is 01:08:39 You can't go, well, you guys did something that was corrupt. This is just insane. And she's terrible. Yeah. Right? I mean, I don't know Broadway, but that's not good, is it? She shouldn't be. No, right, but that's not see really good, right?
Starting point is 01:08:59 No. Okay, okay. That in part earned her the prestigious title of Supreme Court Justice. Wait, wait, wait. It's like a make-a-wish for Supreme Court justices. You do? I do. I wish I was the Supreme Court Justice so I could be like, I want to be on the bank bus.
Starting point is 01:09:16 I just want to be the first. Thank you for let me achieve my dream of being the first Supreme Court justice on the bank bus. I love that. And Juliette, first rehearsal. From table reads. I think what I like about it is I'm having a very strong negative reaction to it. I mean, look, it's probably enviable because she's got to be like at least 50, right? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:09:44 I mean, a lot of women would like to come off as much like a teenager as she's coming off right now. I get that it's like, you know, like she doesn't seem stuffy. And in a lot of cases, that could be a nice thing, right? I don't want that from the Supreme Court. And I don't even care. I don't respect these people. Right. It just feels like we all know it's all fake.
Starting point is 01:10:08 This idea and these nine people are going to decide the law and they're going to interpret it. But it kind of works and if we look too hard, it will all break. Yeah. Right? And it's already starting. But I mean, we can't just have this. At the very least, like you've got to act like you're a little bit tortured by your responsibilities of course and like corruption's always been the case yeah there's always been
Starting point is 01:10:31 corruption but i mean you i mean but what you're gonna be i mean look she's probably in some ways the least corrupt just by virtue of not having been on there for too long maybe like you know people haven't really started to you know sure yeah hook into her yeah i don't have that matter yeah probably and also like the the democrats don't really have power right now they're outnumbered so maybe they're not i don't know right again again i'm not writing a book on who's corrupt not this is just weird as shit and it doesn't feel good it's like it's like it's like you know it's just knowing hunter biden smoking crack at the white house like is it the worst thing that they invaded iraq like bush no but i don't like this i think i prefer watching hunter biden and smoke crack
Starting point is 01:11:13 to many things yeah to many many things in my life um so there's that so look i mean i wish you the best i guess um maybe it it would be very funny if she retired to go on Broadway and then Trump I got another Perlick got to replace her oh man can you imagine because people are already mad at Ginsburg because she
Starting point is 01:11:39 should have stepped down and she didn't famously you know whatever and then they blame her for Roe I'm not getting into it but it's just the idea people get very angry about these things imagine if she stepped down to join Broadway Like
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