Kump - Ep. 195 Dumb Justice
Episode Date: December 18, 2024Ray and Lucie talk about Ray’s plan for a holiday card, a death in Russia, a Supreme Court justice’s second career, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode... every week! Follow Kump on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/raykump Kump Hand Merch https://bonfire.com/store/kump/ Follow Ray on Sound Cloud https://on.soundcloud.com/QbP8
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Hello and welcome to comp.
Hello.
Hello, Lucy.
Hi, how are you doing?
Are you getting excited for the holiday season?
Am I getting excited for the holiday season?
Are you asking me if I'm making gingerbread in my off time?
Are you asking me if I'm going to the mall and I'm getting pictures with Santa Claus by myself and showing them to people at the mall saying my son, my son's passed away.
But I'm keeping this going, this tradition going.
This was his favorite place.
Trying to get free, free, not just samples.
I mean, anyone get a sample at the Hockendise ice cream.
store i'm trying to get a little more a little extra with sympathy is that what you're asking me
a little extra from a little extra from the mall santa no from the hot i just don't the hawkins
oh from the hot okay got it got what are you being paranoid about you think you think i'm trying
to get women hey i couldn't even take care of this son it's not a great way to get women
peter they'll give you an ice cream but women don't want women oh hey i let my son uh i mean i guess it
depends on what it is.
I always assume that if I have a son who is no longer with us, it'll be my fault.
Not like purposefully, but just, you know, and that's what keeps me alert, right?
Just make me a good dad.
You just see a lot of scenarios where you fail to protect your child.
Yeah, and that's who you want defending you.
You don't want some guy who's cocky who's like, my son will never die.
That's a horrible father.
I am constantly thinking about my son.
constantly
troubleshooting
and also
take it
yeah like oh
what if this
what if the Santa does this
what if he asks for this
what if he tries to
to get this
you know
how do I react
how quickly
with how much force
do I scream
do I just start spitting
you know
do I have a weapon
this is a scenario
in which Santa is being
inappropriate
Or, yeah, your child.
Inappropriate, maybe a terrorist.
Aggressive.
Aggressive.
Axe Khan, who, or the, maybe he escaped from jail and he was, you know, using this to lay low.
But he sees me, he thinks I'm some kind of, you know, bounty hunter, a big fat bounty hunter coming to get him, like a Christmas time, midnight run.
And then he, and he's like, oh, I'll take your son, bounty hunter.
And he used it as a hostage.
Well, no, you won't.
I mean, you just did, but I mean, this got to stop.
this situation's got that's i think what i would say this situation's got to stop sir i can't keep
letting you have my son's a hostage this is god we got to put an end to this what we need when we need
that's what all you're thinking all you're ruminating yeah has led to you what how do we put a stop to
this sir this is got to this is this has to be over yesterday right i need i need this i need this
hostage situation over six hours ago and he doesn't understand them but yeah and I have to explain
no I just mean as quick as possible let's just I don't want my wife to find out because you'll
blame me um because I blame myself and that's maybe that's uh what we should do about a Christmas
card what what oh I think he's mental leaps I mean you always follow Lucy doesn't always follow my mental
leaps because i was literally thinking maybe we should try to like hostage money from our families
through our christmas card i don't we haven't done a christmas card you show us being detained
well yeah detained maybe we're in a different country maybe a gun a home invasion has happened
and we and you know we we we lie like everyone will think they got the only one but like we
slip in some kind of note with the thing like you know we're the premise here would be that because
we were about to mail our Christmas cards out and then some gentlemen home invaded us right and so
I and I guess for this to work I would have to slip a note into quote unquote one of the cards
and then the men would I convinced them to deliver the cards to the mailbox for us and this is what
you'd have to believe in or, but people hopefully
will, we will word this in a way
and we'll do the graphic design in such a way
of the card. I mean, I mean, look, people
can't be thinking we made the card
ahead of time to account for the poem invasion.
But look, it's a smashing grab here, right?
We're just trying to get some,
a week later, they're going to think we, you know,
they're going to feel pretty mad at us.
But maybe they can Venmo us, you know,
a couple grand each and then we can go fly somewhere.
so we're nice
I'm just like
it's kind of late to be sending out Christmas cards
yeah late in the season
what is it the 15th
the 17th
I mean are they gonna get there by Christmas
so we might as well try to get some money in the situation
I don't know about you
am I going out of line
I mean you know
that's an interesting idea
well if we get hired some child actors
and then we pretend we have these kids that no one's ever met
in our family
and what do you mean we've had like young kids you know not we can't we can't we can't pretend they're 13
but what we get a couple too you know a couple of uh leftover babies we maybe we maybe we foster
them for a month i mean can you do that can you foster children and use them for count i mean
i don't want to use them for like content on the internet but i mean to our family yeah just as uh
props yeah uh sympathy props sure terror props yeah i mean technically this
probably is enforceable under the
Patriot Act. I mean, I can't believe we still
have that. It's like, you know, that's
a great, we should
really become Patriot Act lawyers.
There's a lot money in that.
I don't know, this might be a good, I feel like
we're already artists. I know how to do
some graphic design.
How would the graphic design make
it feel more like we had
been kidnapped? Well, I mean, not
literally, but we'd use like strong colors
like red and black. That would, you know,
make them, you know, trick your, like,
and, for instance,
you trick your aunt into thinking she's a bullfighter or something.
It's like subconsciously.
Okay.
Red and black,
when you think about bulls, you know?
It's like emotional.
And like green makes you think of money.
So we use red, black, and green.
And it's close to Christmas, right?
Because what is Christmas?
Red and green?
We'll add to black.
And we'll kind of make a Soviet kind of Christmas card.
Yeah, I mean, that, that,
That could work.
What?
Yeah.
Who do you think like, I mean, should there be people actually like in the in the photo, you know, holding, holding weapons to us?
No, no, no, you misunderstand.
There's the entire.
Your aunt will pick up a card.
It'll have a handwritten note.
Hey, aunt.
You know, these were, I'm using, I'm circumventing a hostage situation by hiding this note in the Christmas card.
please Venmo money to this account
to help us get released
Now everyone's getting that note
Right? But they think it's the only one
Sure
There is no indication that we
We photograph these men
That would that would I mean that would fall apart
The whole thing's not great
Anyway we have maybe we
Maybe we find the smarter people in the bunch
The people who have jobs that require
A little more scrutiny
I don't know if we have any cops in the family
Leave them out
we don't we don't involve you know any any any investigators anyone who's likely to just say just
fuck the house to them kill them yeah internet sleuths or you know or anyone who like thinks of us
as expendable which is probably a few you know i mean i can see people saying like let's just
it's not worth it's chasing it's good money chasing after bad that's what they'll say
i don't agree with them i understand it what uh
well look I'm just saying we should we should know kind of our backstory like where are we being held
and our home oh okay all right yeah okay we're not being taken to a second location no I think
I think that's just complicating matters the biggest leap of faith is that these men would
agree to like just have like it's a couple of them hey do it was a favor just drop these in
the mailbox because it's you know Christmas we're already late we're already sending these
out late we're already behind on the holiday schedule will
do will comply we will play your funny games to the reference there right isn't funny games a hostage
movie yeah yeah we'll play your funny games we'll do uh the this the the cosplay we're just
how these cards out and we don't have to hire anyone it's all it's all fictional right
there's no men we're gonna have to do something to ourselves though to like make us make us
seem like we're traumatized afterwards.
Oh, yeah, afterwards.
We're going to need to do,
we're going to need to become darker people.
Afterwards, I'm cutting off a finger,
and so should you.
Around our family.
Depending on how much they give up.
If they give us like $2,000 total,
I'm not doing shit.
Right.
But if we get, if we,
if we make a nice little nest egg here,
I'll cut off a finger or two.
A couple toes, you know, maybe.
If I get 100 grand, I'm,
I'll sever a leg.
Or is Shanal East.
You know, it's all about how generous
your family is and the high,
holidays.
Were you Christmas cards big in your family?
Christmas cards would go around every once in a while.
They weren't like a huge thing.
Not consistent.
Yeah.
I mean,
I think they've kind of like they've really gone down in popularity.
I mean,
it's been a while since I've seen a Christmas card.
Well,
for people like you and me,
I mean,
there's plenty of people out there doing Christmas cards.
You know,
maybe,
maybe because you don't roll with a certain royal contingent.
or ex-royals.
Yeah.
So did you get a Christmas card from?
No, I just read it.
This is an article here.
Prince Harry and Megan give rare glimpse
of the 2024 holiday cards.
Now, I will be honest with you, though.
The reason I bring this up,
because I would just talk about our Christmas cards.
But as I was thinking,
who's got some famous ones this came up,
And honestly, I can't believe, I can't believe
Megan and Mary released their holiday card
in the heels of the reports
that the sucks, suxes, suxuses,
there's, they're the sussuses.
Sussexes.
Terrible name.
Didn't receive an invitation from the royal family
to join them in Sandingham and Norfolk.
What do you think was going to happen?
You just rat fuck these people for years.
You're out. You're out of the family.
You only, I mean, I don't,
maybe they didn't complain.
This is the kind of thing Harry complains about.
uh well they'll say we didn't get an invitation we didn't want one they'll say we're divorced
they said we're divorced 15 times and that sounds reasonable that sounds like a guy maybe who isn't
trying to get the limelight the problem is he's saying in on a featured interview one of the
news so shut up you people go be a plumber harry i guarantee you no one's gonna be like
are you prince harry just just shove some shit in your in your hair now i know plumbers out
there you're skilled professionals i actually and i shouldn't have to say this it's a skilled
profession of course i respect i mean why would the republics respect me is the issue but i know
you don't have shit in your hair usually maybe it's happened i'm not but he would need to
and that's a small price to pay for anonymity if i'm him if my family oh my family needs a hundred
million dollars or it'll be murdered every day that's what do you get a claim we need
1,500 cops to protect us in London.
Well, maybe, maybe you should, you know,
meet them halfway and put some shit in your hair
pretend to be a plumber, all right?
No one's trying, just, I mean, if the cops are,
if you were that hot, stop, you know, stop being hot.
Yeah.
Stop, stop being attractive.
Or stop, at least stop, you know, smelling nice.
Whatever.
The point is, um, but they have a card of the Duke
and the Archie well-founded.
This is the card.
And this is really, this in the year is the car.
Can you see the card here?
Do you see it?
Look at this.
So it's like a six box kind of.
This looks like a goddamn template from like a, like a, like some kind of photo website, like a snapfish.
Remember snap fish or a photo snap or whatever from like 2004?
Just some real, like you go to the Kodak picture maker at CVS and you scan a few pictures or maybe you have them on a compact flash car.
from your codec digital camera,
which we're still popular in some circles.
And you make a dumb,
this is the worst Christmas card I've ever seen.
I know we've improved to show's thumbnails on YouTube lately.
And some people said, you know,
previous incarnations weren't that great.
I put any version of our thumbnails against this Christmas card.
You ate this Christmas card.
I think it looks like garbage.
I find it despicable.
Do they think this humanizes them?
they think they humanizes them to put no effort into their card
I think it sucks
I really hate it
the holiday card was intended only for public use
and Harry and Markle's friends and family received a separate card
what I wonder if that's the high quality card
so this is for who this is this is this went to who the public
no we this is what we sent to scumbags
who aren't you know part of the who who's who's who
who never landed gentry, you know?
If your dad wasn't the, uh, the Duke of York ever or the, uh, or the, or the,
or the, or the, or the, or the, or the, or the, or the, or the, or the, or the, we're, then, then you, then you get
this shit card.
But if you have some, if you, you know, if you're a part of, uh, if you were part of the, you know,
if you came over with William the Conqueror, we'll give you a, with some nice beveling and drop
Shadow.
God damn it.
And what is the guy?
Prince Andrew's here?
He's not going to, who's going to be at Christmas?
Just Charles and the babies, the royal babies?
Look at Andrew here.
Markle and Harry aren't the only royal family members not celebrating Christmas with King
Charles as Prince Andrew and Sarah.
Because Queen Elizabeth is dead.
And Sarah Ferguson declined the monarch's invitation to celebrate Christmas together.
yeah um well that was that was so so prince andrew got an invite no he was pressured he was
basically told to like other versions of his article said he's honorably you know just
step uh not attending or something honestly honorably declined i don't know how a guy charged
with you know being friends with the world's most history's most famous pedophile
or is that fair i think so right he might not be the most famous pedophile but most famous
pedophile pimp right he's definitely the most like a prolific pedophile pimp what can we call him
i'm just saying and like look if he if he's even would you say it's safe to say he's in the
conversation oh for sure so he shouldn't be in a conversation where prince andrew should he that's fair
can we agree on that so therefore please don't come to our christmas party you goon but that's not even
that's old news because now he's best friend is a spy a chinese
spy or something.
I mean, that's the accusation.
I mean, if none of this is true,
imagine if none of this is true
when he's just the unlucky schlub in the world.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, I don't think that's the case,
but I mean, he does look like a guy
who's just like every
intelligence service in the fucking world
is like, this guy's a mark.
I mean, well, dangled kids.
I mean, it doesn't make him a good guy
if they dangle kids in front of him
and he goes for it.
Right.
It's still a scumbag petophile or whatever,
allegedly.
Hmm.
Do we have to, whatever?
Maybe he's paying everyone
All the other royal pedophiles debts too
Yeah
He's just the one they threw on the
Yeah, it's like he puts his like royal credit card down
And pay for all the
You know, puff daddy's oil
You know, yeah
He's just a goon
Anyway, who's Sarah?
Sarah Ferguson, she was a weight watcher's chill, right?
Right, yeah
Well, good for her
So she's gonna spend time with her
Eating skinny margaritas or whatever
the news comes as Prince Andrew was recently revealed
to have contact with a legend no way I talked about that
right and look at these two
Jesus whatever
that's it that's all I'm gonna talk
I you know I
I was reading a lot about you know
the history of Britain
different kings and
and dynasties from from the
invasion of William the Conqueror
to the Tudor
conquest.
I'm telling you, these people
in power, they don't raise it all.
They're terrible.
They don't do anything.
Well, I mean, to be fair,
they don't really have any real power.
Yeah, but well, I mean, you know,
tell that to
tell that to William.
William Cocker didn't have England,
and then he did.
That's true.
He conquered it.
You know, I mean, like, he wasn't the king of England.
I mean, technically he might have had a right to it.
I don't know.
It was, it was debate.
These things are always debatable.
No one ever goes for.
for it when someone when died someone dies right oh charles is in charge of course because he's the
son they never they don't ever seem to really ever go let's uh i got a claim to the throne
no we never you know we see that shit anymore probably because they everyone knows exactly
who everyone is at all times andrews just you know they know how many children he's molested
allegedly i mean that these are different misinformation we didn't have back in the day
or england didn't have yeah you could just be you could just kind of be sneaky about it yeah
If you had a bastard kid, you know, the world of the news would know, right?
Or a legitimate kid.
It's all very complicated.
What's going?
So there is a speaking of kids, right?
There's been an unfortunate turn of events with kids.
Is that a newsworthy transition?
I think that's a good transition.
I mean, you know, it gives it the gravity it needs.
Right.
It needs some gravity.
Needs a whole lot of gravity.
There's a lot of kid-centric tragedies out there.
Yeah.
Now, we don't make kid- really kid-centric content.
Yeah.
I never clear.
When they say, is this for kids?
No.
But this is, I don't think this story counts.
It pertains to kids.
Well, it involves kids.
Are they kids, a 15-year-old kid?
I'd say so, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right, so a police in Wisconsin
identify.
15 year old
Huh
Maybe not in some states
Well okay
15 year old female student
A school shooter
So we got a school shooter
We got a school shooter we got a
There's a school shooter
Is this the people not talk about these anymore
It's a lady school shoot
It's a late
Well I mean I don't know if I call her
This isn't very ladylike
I don't know if this is a lady like activity
But she is a she's a female
woman I guess
People were speculating that she was a
trans girl it was a big
specky you know the first thing I saw
on social media was that but that's been
debunked you were telling me? I think it's been confirmed
that she's not that she wasn't trans
interesting
just a just a
old natural woman
just a she's all woman baby
you know
she is uh she
had a manifesto and everything
well this is a very rare thing
for a young woman to
I got to tell you, I feel like it's about time.
Look, if you say, hey, Ray, we'll give you a magic wand, wave it, school shooting, no, no more ever.
Yeah, of course.
And if you asked me to do something actionable that could stop them, probably, yeah.
Yeah.
I'll do what I can.
But short of that, I would, I will say, I prefer if my kid gets, you know, tragically, you know, chopped down in a school.
you know, I do want to be a woman.
Really?
Why is that preferable to you?
I mean, I mean, men have just had our time.
We've had our time at the top.
We've had our time in the spotlight.
It's time to allow women's voices, female voices, women's voices to be heard.
You know?
And I just feel like, you know, again, I'd rather my son be alive.
But, you know, if he's got to go, he's got to go.
And in that case, I'd rather it be.
some ho
some ho
that's a beautiful poem
thank you
yeah
I mean
you know
there's been a lot of
I was a little worried there for a second
because you know
there's been a lot of romanticizing
you know
killers recently
well yeah
and
that would be fair
it would be double trouble
to if people started romanticizing
you know a killer who's also
a minor
well I'm not romanticizing
side. I'm just saying, which, you know, if you gave me a choice, like, you know, like you're
talking to be, you know, chopped apart by the bullets of a man, you know, of a, of a, of a, of a, of a
misogynistic man who mansplains and man spreads, right? He spreads his man, he man spreads,
he man spreads eagle on the train on his ways and chop down your side. Or, all right, well, that's the other option.
it's a it's a woman I go that
that's not that's not making her a hero
but I just you know I don't want
I don't want some guy man spreading and then taking my son
to hell with him all right
this is not what I want
that being said
no you're referring to Luigi Mangione
yeah who's been indicted
and he seems of a lawyer
I mean he had a manifesto
but I guess he's still gonna have court
why is there when I go yeah I did it put me in jail
they always offend themselves
it doesn't take this thing out of something when you like
uh
again I did it but uh and like just like
please don't put me in prison
well I feel like when you get the when you get the murder bag
yeah you want to you know get out as soon as you can
so you can do more
do some more yeah but you got to know when you're not getting out right
I mean, I guess OJ is a different thing.
But, I mean, Louiege, maybe, I mean, it'll be remarkable if he gets off.
It'll be a remarkable thing.
So I guess, I guess that's even, that's a bigger win, even.
So, you know, don't listen to me.
I'm no one to live.
I'm, hey, just go to jail in.
Jail sucks.
No one wants to go to jail.
No one wants to go to jail.
But that being said, what we were talking about, oh, but you think you're afraid that, like,
because people are excited that he.
murdered one guy and i'm not saying that's correct i'm just but it is a fact people are very
unsympathetic because he was the CEO of a health and yeah it's oh yeah yeah things like kind of
line up in a way where it's not for me to say whether you should feel bad for a man or not
so i won't uh but yeah we we all know what we're saying and you think that's going to infect
it's going to blur into school shootings potentially yeah that would be bad that would be you know like
What was you, a CEO's kid?
That's, you don't want that.
But also, like, you know, that it would be a little problematic, you know, an underage shooter.
Sure.
Yeah.
Though, I don't know.
When you're a kid, when you're a kid and you kill a bunch of kids.
I'm going to live and say that's wrong.
It's one of those tricky moral issues.
Is it?
If you're a kid and you kill a bunch of other kids.
Yeah.
Is it, is it, does society of any obligation anymore to protect you from creepy?
you know, pedophilic gestures for men online.
I'm confused.
First of all, I'm not so sure that society ever does a good job of protecting kids against pedophilic gestures online.
But what, please clarify, please clarify what you're saying, what you're asking.
What I mean is basically, you know, because I was just basically imagining a scenario, which, you know, the shooter.
You know, she's got this dangerous persona.
She's got this manifesto.
Okay.
Yeah.
Maybe she'll attract her own kind of fan base.
Oh, you're afraid that men will become lustful for an underage school shooter.
Right.
Well, look, I don't think, I mean, and therefore we should let her go.
Exactly.
Well, I think I might disagree with that, but I'm open mind, I guess.
you think how many times does she get like a dick pick unsolicited before we say just yeah
it's it's a wash where she even getting them in jail yeah i mean you know maybe right they caught
her they did they did she killed herself oh okay well i guess is kind of a moot point i mean
are we still are you still asking that then are we still are we still asking
Is your question still relevant?
Maybe.
I would say it's creepy.
It's maybe more complicated.
If you, if you, I mean, I'm not a rat.
I'm not going to go call someone's work and be like, hey, your employee makes lustful
gestures at a dead underage school shooter girl.
But I mean, if you, if you, if I was being interviewed in the news and so, and they brought
that up, I go, no, that's not cool.
That guy shouldn't be.
That guy should be ashamed.
shame on him.
Yeah.
But I'm not going to, I'm not rat.
The fine line.
I mean, if your girl was alive, maybe I'd rat.
That's respectable.
But she's in, even that case, she'd be in prison.
I don't know.
That's true.
Maybe I should.
Well, I guess, I guess we're talking about rat on a pedophile.
Oh, wow.
That's a moral dilemma.
Right?
Yeah.
Do you rat in the petal?
I'll say yes.
I'll rat in the pedophiles.
Um, what is, what is all this?
What am I looking at here?
Oh.
Police in Wisconsin identify 15 year old female student as school shooter.
And Madison, Wisconsin authorities are trying to understand why a teenage student open fired at their, open fire at their Christian school.
Uh, killing a teacher and a fellow student.
I mean, look, I don't know if we really need to keep trying to figure out why.
Right.
The why is not helping.
We've been asking why for 30 years.
I don't know if that's maybe just like how and, you know, with what?
It seems like broadly there are a few whys that people go to.
Do we even know for sure?
We speculate.
Do we even know is it, I think it's a video game, Doom.
I know if supposedly that's that idea has been debunked years ago, but I still think the game Doom.
The id software.
No, I love it.
If you tell kids to rip and tear and turn it.
they're done right how are they supposed to know when they're done yes good point that's a great
point and um that's the only thing you need to know no no but serious i it's like what what is it
that like that kids are crazy and the depressants you know theoretically yeah it could be i mean
i feel like vaccine vaccine some kind of political indoctrination was that ever they just they just
started liking the idea of shooting things too much right i just think it's out there once something's
out there you can't stop it
It's just the thing now.
Right.
The thing people do.
And once something becomes a thing people do, then you can do it.
I've said for years, we should stop reporting when this happens.
Now, am I as a public, somewhat public persona, modestly, repeating this story, breaking my own rule?
Yes.
I am a hypocrite.
Merry Christmas.
But yeah.
But I agree with it.
I mean, I think it's like the only problem with that would be then, you know, you just kind of, I don't know, maybe it happens and you're just covering it up.
Well, I'm not covering anything up.
I'm just not, we're not reporting on it.
Now, will there occasionally be parents who, like, were at work at the mill, in the mine, in the coffee mine or the diamond mine or what we have here?
Call mine typically, right?
That's it.
Yeah, you got out of the call mine.
You go, where's my kid?
And you got to ask around.
And finally, someone that goes, you know,
don't repeat it, but school shooting.
Oh, okay.
That's not a great way to find out.
But it's a small price to pay.
You might disagree.
No, I, look, I think you're right.
I think it would be probably better.
Imagine Chris Cooper in October sky.
Remember that movie about the kids with the Rockets
and his dad's in the coal mine?
Mm-hmm.
oh my son where's homer hickham and uh and like jake jones hall right and instead of shooting that rocket
and meeting the ex-nazzi runner ron brawn uh he's cut down by a school shooter but no one tells his dad
and his dad's the son homer hickam the rocket boy where's the rocket boy maybe you're right maybe that
is better than just you know just learning every single thing about this person after they
shot a place up. It's just, it's never
helped us, I don't think. I remember
that, you know, I remember
like my friends and I
just reading that
that shooter's plays over and over again.
The Virginia Tech
shooter. Oh, yeah, play. I didn't even realize
they had plays. I think it was the Virginia Tech
shooter who had a bunch, who had like a couple of plays.
Were they good? No. Oh, okay.
They weren't. Well, I mean, that's just... But they were filled
with angst, you know? Sure. And...
Yeah. No, I mean, uh, and so you got
crash on him or something?
Maybe at some point.
Did he off himself too?
Is he alive in the system?
Let's see.
I'm not sure.
Oh, no.
And this is how America is.
I'm reigniting the flame.
Yeah, remember this guy?
He died.
I didn't remember who he was.
I remember there was a thing.
Because he was like, I don't really care.
personally. Someone shot someone.
All right. Let's, we just, what can
we do to stop this? But I'm not like, I'm not
gossip. I'm not my mother hen.
I'm not like, oh, you know, your parents beat
him. Sounds like it seems like maybe
they should have. It's a bad kid.
Yeah. Maybe
a bad guy. Maybe you're trying to kill people
all the time. Yeah. Oh, don't hit him.
There you go.
What you want me to do? You want me to
take the village? I mean, if I try to raise this,
kid, I'm going to get yelled at.
Should I put this play on?
This is one thing where we have to go back in time with a time machine.
So I got to kill Hitler.
I got to put this guy's plays on.
What else I got to do?
When do I get to use a time machine for my purposes and from my edification?
I got to keep stopping these fucking, you know.
Look, if there is any connection between somebody wanting to kill a bunch of people and
and their art being rejected.
Right.
And maybe AI doing all the art is a good thing.
That's an interesting, probably wrong, but interesting point.
Nobody feels jealousy.
Nobody feels those pangs of like what could have been.
You're referring to.
Nobody picks up a gun.
Right.
He kills their friends.
So look up, see if you could find, can you find that the AI replayed a while back?
It was like a Gordon Ramsey.
Oh, right.
Yeah.
pasta night thing I want to see because like you know let's just see AI of course
pasta slide feature is that on this episode that might be it home that is that it no go back
I have I have a mouse what am I doing what is this yes I think this is it okay
we get volume here we have volume okay this is this is what you think us embracing things of like like this is the goal is the way to stop uh tragic school shootings i'm just throwing out ideas that's your plan no i'm oh yeah let's so we you know this this this this will save us from the coming storm
That's one, so you need one more.
I wound them together!
So he's hitting beef with a sledgehammer.
He's a fistful of fault.
He's just setting fire, the beef.
The whole kitchen's on fire.
And the pasta's going everywhere.
There is something, look, only AI art does this.
Now, I'm not saying this is the valuable thing,
but this weird thing where it just turns into a,
into a where like a pasta turns into an ocean of pasta.
Right.
And there is something about that.
Now, I don't, you know, this is by far the greatest thing I've ever seen the AI.
And it's really pretty shit.
Right.
It's really nothing.
But, I mean, it is kind of a glimmer in the eye of...
I just...
Who's running the station?
Who's fucking firing them?
I suspect that whoever did the AI, like, there is creator prompting going.
on um and then cutting them together and it's still not like this is not the mona lisa
this is not the this is not the piaa by michael angelo something like this that embraces how
grotesque it all is can be useful but you still yeah i mean no one you can't just be like a bro
and click this and you know and but no but you can you can you can be used as a tool sure
so you think that that's going to stop like that would
will eventually lead to the ends of school shootings.
I'm for it.
Yeah.
I embrace it.
I didn't keep this NVIDIA rally going.
You think the video should come out and say that?
The video should clip this.
You're talking about this going on me.
I think, you know, AI art.
Keep getting those terraflops of data, the power.
A lot of places apparently, there's articles I was reading.
I don't have them here.
but apparently like local municipalities are rejecting these data these like farms for making
uh AI stuff I don't know oh really AI learning modules I mean all these things these storage
this freaking I mean like the NSA like what was that 15 years ago built some massive thing in
Utah that these just has like taraflops of terraflops over terraflops of data I mean all
this stuff where is it going who's where are they putting these rigs with 100,000 the
video chips you know in a storage unit
in my house
at the gym
maybe when I'm doing crunches
at the gym
there's a friggin a vidiot chip in my ass
poking up against it
doing doing doing making Bitcoin
they're going to make all of our
they're going to make her skin into slots
I wish I'd have a slot my skin
a slut
I'm going to my skin to a slut
just bang my skin
do it get it dirty
filthy
I want some filthy skin action
Speaking of
Filty
Speaking of news
What's going on? So Ukraine
Is a place?
The Ukraine's a place in your heart
Is it an idea?
Is Ukraine a Christmas place?
I bet Ukraine and Christmas could be nice, you know?
Yeah.
You think the Azov Battalion does nice
Like, you know, slay?
reindeer king
I mean I've ever seen that dead
TikTok of the soldier dancing
no they seem like they have their
they have their fun over the over the
corpse
or that different one
this is from years ago
people got really pissed off about it
oh okay it was a female like you know
female Ukrainian soldier yeah
she was dancing over a dead child
doing a k-tick-dog dance I was asking what's going on
I don't think there was it a Christmas dance
there was no dead child was it a Christmas dance
it wasn't a Christmas dance
What's saying here?
Is it a Christmas place or not?
I think it's a Christmas place.
I'm not asking if some of Ukrainian soldiers also are a stripper.
I'm asking if it's a Christmas place.
I think that that's a sign that it might be a Christmas place.
All right.
The number one criteria for Christmas place, the soldiers dance.
Jingle bells.
Jingle bells.
How does it go?
So, uh, chestnuts,
roasting on an open fire
that slutty soldier
dances slow
watch her
strip down to
her equip
body armor
what a hoe I don't know
I'm out
I'm improv it's just improv
improvising what are you looking at here
you're finding stuff I'm just looking
this all looks very crisp asy
to me
this is Ukraine
yeah all right yeah I look
this is the kind of evidence I was looking for
not that yeah I agree
here I think you're right I think
I suspected it might do a nice Christmas
Village um
well regardless
they've murdered uh or killed
a Russian general
so that's what they're doing now
not Christmas
it's relevant because they
a country
well so look sometimes you gotta kill
you gotta you gotta trade a little
blood for a little Christmas yeah
that that again you've got a lot
of questionable quotes today
but that's fine
but regardless
I am not saying
that they were wrong
this guy wasn't it
Thomas Jefferson
who said that the blood of
that the Christmas tree
has to be watered with
the with the blood of war
he also said it can't be raped because I own you
so I don't
but yeah he probably said the thing about the tree
also
um
you also
the declaration I guess
He was multifaceted.
He said a lot of things.
Some of them were good.
The tree of liberty from time to time must be fertilized with the blood of tyrants.
I don't think he said it, though.
And he didn't say that...
I mean, look at it up, actually.
I think it's a famous misquote.
But regardless of who said it.
Well, if it was Hitler.
They didn't say that the tree of liberty wasn't a Christmas tree.
Even if it was Hitler who said it?
Wouldn't that change it?
I feel like that might change.
well a broken clock's right twice a right twice a rike twice a rike so what's happened here
Ukraine says it killed senior Russian general in Moscow scooter bombing so what has happened
is this guy riding a scooter they bombed or well I guess we'll read the article
Ukraine carrot one was audacious oh we didn't sign god damn um never know no
it doesn't say how we get by blow up a scooter on the snowy streets of was he riding the scooter
whatever uh that's fine we don't need all the details there's like the school shooter we don't need
little details wow i didn't know that it was a that it was a blowing him up situation yeah well
look i mean ukraine is slowly becoming and i don't mean anything weird by this except that you know
but they're becoming like the israel like the west coast israel as far as like like
Like, you know, we just give weapons and they blow things up.
Right.
Now, it caused a lot of, you know, and make a lot of drama.
Now, again, this is not taking sides.
Russia shouldn't invade people.
But, you know, maybe I don't, I don't know if it's a smart move to be like, hey, we're going to give ICBMs to Ukraine and they're going to start blowing up scooters in the middle of Moscow.
It doesn't seem like we're taking into account that people have nuclear weapons.
yeah sure i mean it definitely seems like we're putting we're making a cage rat out of this guy
who putin yeah but but yeah i mean we're gonna do it anyway but i guess that's that's kill us people
just doing on a scooter yeah i guess so uh play a little russian roulette is that the game yeah
Oh, it's a little Russian roulette.
I like it.
All right.
Well, you know, it just reminds me.
We don't have it on here.
Speaking of nuclear, please look up the drones.
Oh, right.
Because there's a lot of speculation about these drones that people have been seeing.
They start to even in Jersey, I guess.
And then other places around the country.
where we got here
this is an app
that sounds reliable
what officials have said
that I can't read this
what this say
what official
here's what officials have said
that confirms
it is drones over New Jersey
not planes
that's where we're at
with this
no we know where the drones
even this is better
is there a better one
what we know about
the mysterious drone sightings
okay mysterious flying objects
overhead
and calls for military intervention
this isn't the plot of war of the world
no one thought it was
but rather the result of numerous possible drone sightings
in recent weeks
the flying objects have been spotted over residential neighborhoods
restricted sites and critical infrastructure
the sightings have put intense pressure on federal agencies
to provide more information about the aircraft
as officials have urged calm and emphasized
there is no evidence suggesting the sightings pose a security threat
so no one's talking about this
are they really not
talking about
I'm not saying it's true
a lot of people online on social
people claiming to be part of the government
I don't know we're all sharing the idea
that these drones are
searching for
some kind of nuclear material
nuclear people say nuclear weapons at first
I read at one point it was like you know
apparently a shipment including like you know
used medical imaging
hardware
went missing
which you would think wouldn't be a particular
big problem
I mean
you know
if that was if that's what they only need to make a dirty bomb
I feel like people just go attack
you know the radiology place next to the Greek restaurant
but you know I got my track of my ideas
but yeah the idea
is that basically someone's
some nuclear materials got missing
supposedly in theory
and
these drones
these little drones
are trying to find them
and I guess that's
I mean
you could see that as a comforting
thing you could see that
as a big
Christmas feeling
at least we have the technology
maybe we don't know if we found them yet
it might not work
but the fact that we're trying
should mean mean something
I mean if we do survive
and if the threat is neutralized
yeah we might get a Pixar movie out of this like you know right um a cute little movie about drones you know saving the day yeah we'll never know they'll just make a Pixar movie about you know um some supreme court justice doing a cha-cha slide um you know or some horse shit um because they'll know they'll never tell us that you know they'll say we found it like a year later oh yeah we found that they still haven't they still haven't found the camera
the weapons in Iraq
Yeah
Yeah
But whatever
Oh so let's say
If it does go down
Yeah
The bad thing does go down
Sure
Last 24 hours
Any big things you want to do
Before the city goes up and flames
I want to try my own piss
Because it's probably
It's probably gonna be gross
You want to try your own piss
It's probably going to be gross
But what's the difference at that point
Um
Maybe
Whatever
It's supposed to be good for you
I want to maybe see a Statue of Liberty up close
Statue of Liberty
Well, we've never gone
In New York for, you know, years
You've never seen a Statue of Liberty?
I've seen it, I mean, but like, go to it.
You grew up in Long Island,
you never had a class field trip?
No, I'm not tourists, Lucy.
I'm sorry to hang out at the Eminem store all day
like you was a kid, all right?
Just doing like snaps at the Eminem store in Times Square.
Hey, boy, hey, boy.
you know like some like some juvenile gang now we didn't hang out we didn't we didn't we
didn't we also I've never been to the public I'm shrimp either okay
they're mocking me so you want to go to the Statue of Liberty
so it'd be a nice way to die imagine die imagine being blown up while you're in the
crown and the Statue of Liberty that would be kind of cool it's very patriotic yeah
they'd write about me I would I would I would live stream from there if I thought we were
an impending attack I would count on the fact that it
the Navy SEALs or whoever would catch them?
Get any guy.
Why did we acquit Eddie Gallagher if he's not going to stop this?
You know, if you get, I'm all forward.
But in this Navy, see the Navy SEAL, stab the guy.
Um, the prisoner.
Right.
You know, and they got acquitted.
Fine.
Play rough.
But then put him on the job.
You know?
I'm on, if we're going to have, you know, rough cops like Vic Mackie,
then let them clean up the streets at least.
What is this whole like, you know,
I'm going to be the guy who's shopping Laden
and then like go write a book.
No, keep shooting bad people.
Right.
You got a book when you're 60.
Enough.
Hook tall.
Do what you were talking about.
Do what got you there.
Right.
No one wants to do what got them there.
Everyone wants to like start a podcast.
That's a good point.
Yeah.
I was a little bit surprised when Huck talked.
didn't just immediately pivot to porn.
Right.
Oh, I'm going to talk about, you know, geothermal energy.
Does she do that?
I've never heard of her pod.
I mean, apparently, did we talk about her crypto controversy?
Oh, her coin, yeah.
She had Bitcoin.
I don't know if it's a shit coin or not.
I just love the name shit coin.
But it's a coin, and she, I mean, it's kind of old news at this point.
But she, you know, what did she do?
refresh my memory with this.
We're a little late on the.
Hock to a meme coin scandal deepens as finger pointing ensues.
Finger deepens in their ass, you know what I mean?
Or her finger deepens in your ass.
The company claiming that I've launched the Halktah meme named after, wait.
What?
The company.
Oh, meme coin.
Okay, sorry, I'll just tell a meme.
The company who launched a meme.
The meme coin has thrown her under the bus and blamed her team for the tokens of mine.
I trust them because they were, they were, they were a meme coin maker.
Uh, hawk was hawk, or hook, I thought, hook, is it a hawk taugh?
I thought it was hooktaw, whatever, uh, was launched on Solana at the beginning.
So it's, it's on the back of another thing.
I don't understand crypto.
And I don't think anyone does.
I mean, it's, they, they, they know it.
Hey, this number goes into that number and then we fuck you, right?
Um, at the beginning of December.
and much fanfare,
but tumbled by more than 90%
Miros later.
Everyone knows the story at this point pretty much.
But basically there's people who are holding it
who are supposedly close to the game,
close to the girl,
close to her, whatever.
People are trying to scam.
And now it's sad because she was very, very well loved.
And now she's, you know, suspect.
I'm not sure, I'm not sure if it's going to kill her career or not.
I don't think anyone is yet.
She might start doing porn.
I mean, people can.
I can't possibly think that, like, I mean, that she was, like, on her own is savvy enough to have to throw them over.
No, no, wait, hold on.
If you're a stripper and your, and your scummy boyfriend says, hey, we're going to do a thing where you go and suck these guys' dicks and I fucking knock him over the head with a rock and we robbed them.
Well, look, she's not savvy.
She's just sucking dick in that case.
Yeah.
But she's still culpable in the scam.
Look, she's culpable for sure.
When you even, she's part of it.
There'd be no rock in the head.
if I wasn't if it's a dome on the dick you know I would say like I would just love to get to a
point where people would just dismiss this out of hand this much what the coin right
well they didn't but I guess you know are you asking of cryptocurrency do I you ask me if I feel
bad for the people who lost money on a hook to a coin not particularly no right that's what I mean
but also we're taught I'm not I'm not wrong on that I'm not saying this fucking guy who
imagine thing you're gonna get rich with oh man
It is sad.
People who have nothing and they put it all, you know,
honestly,
there's got to be at least a few people who have nothing who said,
but look,
this girl's got,
this girl,
no one would have thought she would have started a podcast after the blowjop.
I mean,
it's taken off.
She's on,
she's on,
what's his name?
Bill of Mar's show.
You know,
everyone loves her.
I'm going to finally get in early on something.
And this is the time.
He put in,
you know,
he had 10 grand saved up from,
he's got a 60-year-old man.
So that much of retirement's fine.
You know, I'm not trying to market
I'm saying, but he did what he could
And he put it and he took that 10 grand
They had it, he bought a bunch of fucking
Hawk, Hawk coin
This is, this truly is
Our era's death of a salesman
Yeah
You understand, boys.
I bought Hawk early,
Very early, and they fucked me
Because I trusted that girl, that sweet girl.
What's the name, Haley?
Haley Welch, whatever?
Haley Welsh.
I trusted Haley Welch.
Who's Haley Welsh?
The Huck-Tor girl.
Skipper.
Were their names in that book?
The Sons?
It was like Skipper.
It was like Biff.
Yeah, Biff, right.
Biff and Scooter.
Anyway.
So there's that.
I'm not sure what we're, it's fine.
Why'd that come up?
Was there another story we were talking about?
have to go back to um oh yeah what were what were we talking about oh the drones the drones
so the drones right so um i'd love to die right i'd love to die in a statue of liberty
what would you like to do i mean you know i'd like to maybe what would i like to do you probably
like to see some dumb Broadway play that's not true could I interest you in a
Broadway play if if if the drones don't catch the nuclear visible material and
dirty bomb gets created and we find out and we have a day to live would you like to go see
a Supreme Court justice act in a Broadway play that we see advertised on Jeopardy
God no that sounds terrible well that I ever want tickets um so
Here's the, so what is this?
This is, uh,
Kintanji Brown Jackson.
Now, this is crazy.
Um,
Ketanji Brown Jackson.
First black woman on the Supreme Court, I think.
That shouldn't matter.
People are people.
It's just, as long, law is law.
But no, it's good.
It's very impressive.
And, uh, that she's the first black woman.
Um, and to commemorate that or whatever, um,
she's going to be in a play.
She's going to be in a Broadway musical.
called julietta cigars it called dot dot dot and juliet and juliet okay it makes no sense
but it's it's it's a romeo juliet with a race swap right it's and she's not the race swap
cantanji brown i don't think is the race swap i think the girl the juliet girl is like
portarican or something but isn't this west side story i don't even it's like it's like
it's like even the race swaps have been done 50 years ago well i think it's even more than a race
swap because I think like basically it's it's some alternate telling where Juliet
doesn't die at the end of oh so it's not important because I know she wasn't a
Latino girl but that's not important so hey hey I'm Latina but don't get it
twisted that's not why we're here right I'm also I can drink poison there's the fact
that she's Latina means she can drink poison while white people die from it is it kind of like
the spicy food thing like white people only eat mayonnaise so when they get poison they
die.
I got spicy foods in my gut, right?
I got seasoned season season seasoning and my god and Landry's seasoned salt.
So I'm going to live forever.
Poison can't kill me.
Is that part of it?
That might be it.
I think at least people are sticking to their guns and following these things through at least.
It's not as tepid as it used to be.
They're actually saying you're going to die because you eat mayonnaise.
And that's not true per se, but it's fair.
Let's see what's going on here
Supreme Court Justice Katanji Brown
Jackson traded her judge's robes
for a Broadway costume Saturday night
She fulfilled a childhood dream
With a one-time only performance
In the hit musical comedy and Juliette
In her memoir, lovely one
I mean that right off the bat
I just don't want
A Supreme Court Justice
To really be like nurturing
childhood dreams
Does that make me sound cold?
It wasn't the dream to be on the Supreme Court?
The only dream a justice, a child who becomes a Supreme Court justice should ever have had
was for people of all races and creeds and quality to stop hitting them for being nerds or being too smart.
You know, oh, hey, you're pulling dexter scumbag and they throw a rock at their face.
Hey, hey, how's this brief?
And they take their underwear and they cut it off and they shut it in their mouth or whatever.
this sounds bad because it's a woman but I'm usually it's men right I'm not picturing I'm
whatever the point is you know these people should be eggheads they should be I don't like the
idea of the Supreme Court Justice has seen a movie we'll be going to a play right I mean they should
just be like I know it's not true because you know there's a lot of corruption that's come out
recently but I really feel more comfortable with them not really like you should
show them like
what's the movie people think
is like smart or like
not just like the not Armageddon
but you should show them like
you know Oppenheimer and you know like
I have to go you know read a brief
I have to go do a tort
or something you know I have to go write an opinion
they should small they should be falling asleep
halfway through they should yeah every movie
they should they should go well I don't understand
I have the conception of freedom of an entire nation in my hands, right?
Yeah.
I can decide who, you know, what race, well, I guess not which race.
But if races, if races have rights, if cops can kill babies, if vaccines are real.
if women can have
abortions
that's got
I mean if you can tell a woman
and I don't mean just one who's like
you know you're holding a gunpoint
but if you can say women don't get abortions anymore
doesn't that make like
you know fast and furious
a little less potent
you know
doesn't that make
you know the Lion King musical
a little less like engaging when like
no I have like power
yeah
I don't know
It just seems like, what's this all for if you still want to be a dumb actor?
It's baffling.
Honestly, like, I do kind of think that, like, Supreme Court justes maybe should just, you know, live in a box.
Right.
Maybe should have, you know, basically, like, a Johnny Got His Gun kind of situation going on.
You want them to have, wait, wait.
Except they need to be able to hear, obviously.
So Johnny Got his Gun.
But I just want them to be pure.
you know so giant guy's gun to be just to just to clarify he has he lost his arms his legs
and therefore his feet and hands you know go along with that his eyes um his eyes he's blinded
his ears he couldn't hear uh couldn't talk he lost his mouth couldn't communicate um just a guy
a torso in the head that couldn't communicate eventually he morse codes they realize he's
he's banging his head in a Morse code
and what's he said they finally figure out what he's saying
it's kill me. Yeah. This is the World War I
thing. So you think that
except for the issue they should be able to hear
but otherwise that should be Supreme Court Justice
basically. Basically we keep them
in like a pre-cog tank for Minority Report.
I'm not against this
at all.
I think a more reasonable thing
because it's going to be a hard thing to sell.
I do think we could say
if you want to be on Supreme Court, we got to blind you.
I think, oh, you mean blindfold?
No.
We're going to blind jazz.
Yeah.
I think that's fair.
Yeah.
I think that's a fair compromise.
I mean, Lady Justice, right?
Isn't she blind with scales?
Yeah.
I mean, I think she gets to wear the blindfold.
I don't think she had to have her eyes gouged out or anything.
But who knows?
Maybe she does have, you know, chemical burns on.
or there or something.
You think she should get them?
Yeah.
Oh, for sure.
Yeah.
Well, you mean chemical burns.
Hell yeah.
Okay.
Well, no, I mean.
Oh, you want gouge?
Well, I'm thinking there was a couple of different ways to blind someone, that's all.
What's your favorite one?
What's your favorite?
I think the aesthetics of gouge is good.
So you're not mean.
You don't, you're not doing it because you want to.
You don't want to hurt them, but you do think it looks a little better.
It's like, I know, I know it's more, it's like, it's like,
It's like someone doing like a mortar and tenon joint or something on a piece of on a table.
I know there's a lot more work, but the end result is a much nicer joint.
You don't really see the screw.
I like it.
It's worth it.
It's more expensive.
It's worth it.
Also, I just imagine the gravitas.
Yeah.
I love gravitas.
You love gravitas.
We all love gravitas.
And imagine just walking in there as a constitutional, like, you know, lawyer.
Yeah.
And walking in there to plead your case about, you know, one thing or another to the Supreme Court.
Right.
And just seeing a bunch of, you know, people with hollow eye socket staring back.
No, that's great.
Also, we did not wear in blindfolds.
No.
Wow.
So we're skipping Lady Justice.
Yeah.
Because the whole idea, Lady Justice has the scales, but she's blind.
Yeah.
Right?
And you're like, and I thought this were why we were doing this.
But you're like, fuck that.
That's old school shit.
This is the end.
Juliette version, we're going to have them just have a big old eye sockets.
I think in Robert Hood, Prince of Thieves, you kind of see that.
Right.
Right?
He's a blind guy.
I'm talking about Mr. Loxley.
That's what you, so you want that.
But they look good other than that.
You know, they look good.
They look, they look regal.
Sure.
Yeah.
Maybe they start wearing wigs.
Is there sawdust on the, on the floor just because how much the wheat, the seeping
that happens in the weeping from the wounds.
I mean, like, when they bring a, is there a chamber where they do the, the, the, be eyeing,
not be heading, how do you call it, the gouging?
Or they just, like, it's your first day, you know, the, someone comes over and just, you know,
with a screwdriver and like, and they, carry on.
Well, I think it's important to say all of this needs to be done with consent, yeah.
Sure.
I mean, like, yeah, if you want to be on the court, you got to do it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You can not be on the court.
Do you consent to being a blind justice?
That's actually not bad.
I mean, and honestly, people will not be as willing.
Look, sight really makes a lot of things nicer.
And if you can't really enjoy the view at the house that some weird booster buys you
or like, you know, when these fishing trips to San Jose, Puerto Rico,
whatever.
You catch sharks.
That happens.
Things like that happens, right?
Tropical,
tropical extrusions.
They lose their shine a bit when you're blind.
And everyone's going to shoot on me.
And go blind,
people can be happy.
I'm sure they can.
But they'd rather see most of them.
And so maybe just makes,
you know,
bribery less effective.
What are you going to get me?
More braille?
That's what I would like to imagine.
I got enough audio books.
Fine.
I make it nice.
living you know i mean how much you know yeah you get an expensive stereo system it's still not
that big i mean what's the best thing you give a blind person and don't say blow job um maybe like a
really good kind of like audio uh track for star for star wars what um wait what what all you
track for star wars the empire strikes back you know that kind of describes all the vision because
sometimes blind people use these.
They're assisted listening kind of where they'll describe the visuals to you.
Okay.
So you can actually kind of imagine the death star in your mind, even if you're blind.
So you think the best thing I can bribe a blind person with is like, hey, I'm not just a guy who's lobbying for the real company or, you know, let's try and get a hearing or whatever.
Some conservative, you know, the federalist society.
I'm also involved in audio companion tracks for the blind
and I'm going to make not just make you one for an obscure movie
I'm going to do a better job making an audio track for the blind
than Disney would make for Star Wars
for Star Wars for Star Party Strikes Back
because I know you like that movie and I'm like, yeah, it's all right
and I'm going to make you remember.
Monomino is going to be really good.
We're going to really describe details that other ones don't.
they're pretty usually pretty good no trust me we're gonna we're gonna tell you that everything we see
and that's what not like i like it i like it i mean honestly that would be a hell of a senate
hearing and then how it is all right yeah well this is um should we should we watch some more
of this just because i guess we yeah we've no maybe she's really good at this
Yeah, I mean she's great.
Jackson discussed her love of theater
and her dream to be the first Supreme Court Justice on Broadway.
We spoke exclusively with the Justice
at the Civilian Hotel in New York
just before the very first rehearsal for her Broadway debut.
What do you expect the rehearsals will be like?
I think they'll be really fun.
You know, I imagine.
I'm thinking in my head of something like fame.
Do you remember that show?
Yes, of course.
When they were behind the scenes, fine.
Six, seven, eight.
Justice Katanji Brown, Jackson may laugh.
Look, I mean, you talk however you want, but I mean, I really, I think the whole thing,
look, if there's going to be a secret panel of people who control what rights are or not,
they really should at least talk slower.
Yeah.
Hello, you know, we're, we're the weird entombed council.
We're not, ideally we'd be blind, but we're not.
You know, talk like, don't, don't be so bubble.
I'm sorry if I'm being
I'm mansplaining how you talk
I'm sorry
I'm just saying if you're going to
secretly get together
I'm not saying she's the one taking rights
I don't know how she votes
I don't pay attention
but just how about we
we don't worry so much about who's on Broadway
you shouldn't even know Broadway exists
you should be in you should be
reading something like candlelight
but when it's go time
when you walk on stage you're instantly
recognizable she brings the same determination why she is she going to be like a dragon costume right
why would she be easily recognizable grit because everyone else this play is white and this is not
like a cameo even she is like a full part in a Broadway play I know like they don't they don't do the whole year
round but this just doesn't feel right I don't I don't they were reading up on laws I didn't
I didn't think they were doing this.
Then you're going to tell me, well, Scalia and his guy were doing the sports.
I brought that up in a different, no, no that, me.
This is, but this is crazier.
You can't go, well, you guys did something that was corrupt.
This is just insane.
And she's terrible.
Yeah.
Right?
I mean, I don't know Broadway, but that's not good, is it?
She shouldn't be.
No, right, but that's not see really good, right?
No.
Okay, okay.
That in part earned her the prestigious title of Supreme Court Justice.
Wait, wait, wait.
It's like a make-a-wish for Supreme Court justices.
You do?
I do.
I wish I was the Supreme Court Justice so I could be like, I want to be on the bank bus.
I just want to be the first.
Thank you for let me achieve my dream of being the first Supreme Court justice on the bank bus.
I love that.
And Juliette, first rehearsal.
From table reads.
I think what I like about it is I'm having a very strong negative reaction to it.
I mean, look, it's probably enviable because she's got to be like at least 50, right?
Yeah.
I mean, a lot of women would like to come off as much like a teenager as she's coming off right now.
I get that it's like, you know, like she doesn't seem stuffy.
And in a lot of cases, that could be a nice thing, right?
I don't want that from the Supreme Court.
And I don't even care.
I don't respect these people.
Right.
It just feels like we all know it's all fake.
This idea and these nine people are going to decide the law and they're going to interpret it.
But it kind of works and if we look too hard, it will all break.
Yeah.
Right?
And it's already starting.
But I mean, we can't just have this.
At the very least, like you've got to act like you're a little bit tortured by your
responsibilities of course and like corruption's always been the case yeah there's always been
corruption but i mean you i mean but what you're gonna be i mean look she's probably in some ways
the least corrupt just by virtue of not having been on there for too long maybe like you know
people haven't really started to you know sure yeah hook into her yeah i don't have that matter
yeah probably and also like the the democrats don't really have power right now they're outnumbered
so maybe they're not i don't know right again again i'm not writing a book on who's corrupt
not this is just weird as shit and it doesn't feel good it's like it's like it's like you know
it's just knowing hunter biden smoking crack at the white house like is it the worst thing that they invaded
iraq like bush no but i don't like this i think i prefer watching hunter biden and smoke crack
to many things yeah to many many things in my life um so there's that so look i mean i wish you
the best i guess um maybe it it would be very funny if she retired to go
on Broadway and then Trump
I got another
Perlick got to replace her
oh man
can you imagine because people are already
mad at Ginsburg because she
should have stepped down and she didn't
famously you know whatever and then
they blame her for Roe
I'm not getting into it but it's just the idea
people get very angry about
these things imagine if she
stepped down to join Broadway
Like
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