Kump - Ep. 196 The New Fear

Episode Date: January 2, 2025

Ray and Lucie discuss the coming mayhem in 2025, Jimmy Carter, Elon Musk and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week! Follow Kump on Twitch https://www.tw...itch.tv/raykump Kump Hand Merch https://bonfire.com/store/kump/ Follow Ray on Sound Cloud https://on.soundcloud.com/QbP8

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hello and welcome to Kopp. Hello. Hello, Lucy. What a year it's been. What a year, well, it's, now it's a new year. Happy new year. Happy new fear. Right?
Starting point is 00:00:30 New Year, New Fear. This is the year of violence, the year of, the year of mayhem, the year of not knowing where your children are. Hey, it's 2 a.m. You know where your children are? Nope. Do you? Can you tell me?
Starting point is 00:00:49 They seem to have joined some kind of marauding gang, roaming the countryside, setting people on fire, doing, you know, is every, what's how is there some kind of thing in the new york city subways like a oh they make it a stew they just keep throwing people into the tracks is there some kind of like you know cauldron where they make a nice stew for the homeless for the unhoused they've mechanized it now now just like a giant metal claw comes out from under the subway yeah pulls you down onto the tracks i mean if they could figure that out i do not endorse it i do not support it no i don't think it's a good idea. I would go so far as to say it's classist. It's, and classless. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:36 Well, you mean by the homeless, you mean? Yeah. To do that to the homeless. That, no, wait, wait, no. I think these, I think the homeless are the ones throwing people in. Oh, oh, okay, never mind none. It's classlessly in the other direction. It's not classy.
Starting point is 00:01:53 Lucy, did you think, no, you think Wall Street bankers were thrown? I mean, maybe, maybe it's the movie Joker and, like, you know, bankers? are just, you know, Goldman Sachs bankers are just attacking clowns on the subway. But I think it's more that the home, you know, the people who live there, unfortunately, are the ones, you know. That being, who knows, the guy who, the guy who threw with a woman on fire, I don't know what his deal was. She was, she was pretty homeless, was he was a migrant. I think he was a migrant. He was a immigrant.
Starting point is 00:02:21 He was a migrant and she was homeless and he lit her on fire. Bob Dylan, you know, is that Bob Dylan song? I don't know But the point is These are the things That will make 2020 Like you know 2024 was a year
Starting point is 00:02:35 Of Travis Kelsey And Taylor Swift I think right And this will be the year of Getting scars On public transit And missing limbs And you know People always complain
Starting point is 00:02:46 Like oh we grew up And everything's nerfed You know You're nerfed Yeah It was nerffing the world It was Nerf in the world PG-13
Starting point is 00:02:56 No good hey someone lights you on fire on a subway that ain't pg 13 I don't know am I saying it's X but it's certainly that PG 13 will that give your kid some character if somebody lights him on fire on the subway well just knowing you might get I don't look no one wants their kid to get lit on fire but the idea that they know that they might they could get lit on fire does build character I'm not saying look war builds character do I advocate for war not as far as you know only on my burner account
Starting point is 00:03:26 Uh, you know, don't, but like, you know, a lot of things build character. Good things don't build character, you know, Netflix and Chill doesn't build character. Is that an outdated reference? Eating Hot Chips doesn't build character. Going to the feeling up a girl to drive in don't build up character. What is my doing? Watching Corey on Boy Me's World doesn't build character. It makes, it makes you accept mediocrity.
Starting point is 00:03:56 get no good don't go dig a ditch moron um so yeah it's the year of that it's the year as a year of of america realizing they're lazy bums and that you know just your jobs should be taken away from you that you know you should look don't don't get it twisted by the way with these visas uh i know i know it might seem like uh like you know uh like someone's taking your jobs away But, you know, don't get, no, these people are anti-racist, anti-racism. That's why this whole bag on movement's been completely anti-racism. And, like, you know, it's been completely about, you know, just these tech, these tech CEOs are abhorred. You know, that any racism or a hint of such is being used.
Starting point is 00:04:49 And it has nothing to do with the fact that, you know, they're trying to create a slave state in America. Nothing. you hear me all right now go dig a ditch and don't get I'm paying nothing what is going
Starting point is 00:05:08 do you have any New Year's resolutions I do I mean I'd like to I'd like to read more I'd like to read more about horses you help me out with those with those wonderful Christmas gifts
Starting point is 00:05:20 I for Christmas I gave Lucy books about horses and because she's just a dream of every woman to have a horse, to touch a horse, to be a horse. I mean, do you, do women fantasize about centaurs or centaurs, however you pronounce it? You know, I don't know if there is a lot of, you know, centaur-centric romantic fiction. Right.
Starting point is 00:05:41 I think it's hard to imagine that thing fucking you, frankly. Sure. I mean, I, I mean, I, I, I, I see, when I see it, all I think about is, oh, God. I don't, I don't even get the normal one. is this this is here and here's your cellmate the centaur like get against the wall uh and you know it's always and this is a cliche this might be a cliche but it the centaur is always a bottom half as a horse right it's never the horse head or that's usually a guy like a guy with a horse head is that doing anything for you i think there's another creature with a horse head yeah like go i mean
Starting point is 00:06:17 go heads you don't want to mess around with that that's i don't want i don't want horses just to sexually exploit them okay i didn't say sexual i just said i experienced their i experience there i experience there i want their their innocence is what's beautiful i like you think you'd be exploding the horse the time i know you get over on the horse um welcome to the show it's a lovely day do i have any new new resolutions thank you for asking i would like to get on top of that ball uh by by next year i heard you have a new ball coming i like to get inside you know somehow sneaking to the ball and jump off wow yeah that is an intense new year's resolution it's fun i mean it seems like a man and a new year's resolution about new years i mean look i there was a there was a did you
Starting point is 00:07:07 put up the thing about the judge did you get that story that i added to the bring that up was there a judge thing oh yeah yeah this guy inspired me because this guy's a judge i'm not a judge i'm not a judge i'm not I'm not the kind of man who can, like, you know, send you to court, you know, send you to prison. But, you know, so I, why am I better than him? Why am I better than a man who could send you to prison? And look at this. A Georgia judge is found dead in the courtroom in the final day of what,
Starting point is 00:07:41 what was that say? Final day on bench. On bench, which is, I guess, New Year's Eve. This guy, so here's, this is a strange case where a police were investigated for Georgia judge was found dead Tuesday. He was 74 years old. He'd been on the bench for, like, decades. It was like 40 years or something.
Starting point is 00:07:59 And I found very strange, oh, wait. He was appointed to the bench two years ago by Georgia Governor Brian Kemp but lost his election this year. His term was scheduled to end yesterday, you know, December 31st. I thought it said somewhere that he's, he's been on the bench for a long time.
Starting point is 00:08:19 This article might not be the one I was looking at. But it said he tried to resign. after he lost it and the governor said no I guess they needed them but like if you're just gonna do this like if you're gonna shoot yourself in the court anyway why I don't know people have a very strange relationship with life sometimes you know like it's kind of like you know people like I've always said oh if you're gonna if you're gonna self-delete why why not you know go rob banks because that's that's the
Starting point is 00:08:46 highest form of life for me I guess it's robbing banks I would just go rob banks you know and become I guess I imagine I'd be like Bonnie and Clyde or whatever or Jesse James, but I probably get shot the first time by like a teller. You know, like a teller would just have like an ankle, ankle gun. And that'd be my luck and skill. But that's a fantasy. If I get it, you know, but people go, oh, that's a,
Starting point is 00:09:12 you don't understand. People who do this are very depressed. Like, all right. But if the whole thing, this guy doesn't seem like he was depressed, this guy seemed like he lost his judge job, which is a good job. Being a judge is so good. Because you can tell people to shut your mouth, tough guys, too.
Starting point is 00:09:27 Imagine he's a big, tough guy, six foot four, just muscles and dirty, like just covered in mechanics grease. And he's just like, and he's killed and raped so many men and women. And you can tell him, shut your mouth or I'll put you in jail for longer. And sometimes, you know, it's just, it's a greatest thrill in life to be a judge. Yeah. And to stand up to a man like that. and the bullion
Starting point is 00:09:54 if you need to. Well, maybe that's why this guy decided to end it. Right. You're going to take that away. Take that away. How do you go back to be in a schnuck? You know?
Starting point is 00:10:02 It's just a putts on the street. I mean, I can't. I mean, everyone should aspire to be a judge. Forget tech. Forget what are the big careers people like? Teaching. Come on. Give me examples.
Starting point is 00:10:19 A doctor? Doctors, nothing. Doctors, nothing. No one respects a doctor. People literally don't respect science anymore. And like, I'm not going to have, I don't have an opinion on that. I feel like scientists have been very smug. And even though I do believe in a lot of scientific principles,
Starting point is 00:10:34 the kind of people who are attracted to that tend to be awful. Right. And I don't mean, we never would have built the refrigerator if we thought like that. Well, we did. We got it now. So get lost. You know? It's like that movie The Dark Night, you know, the Batman Night.
Starting point is 00:10:51 where those guys I open the safe and I turn off the thing and well now I don't need you you built me a fridge you built me an OLED TV I don't have an OLED bootleg
Starting point is 00:11:04 whatever it's still nice you know I don't need a scientist anymore we're gonna cure something no one's gonna take it anyway vaccine we don't need we won't use it at least science anymore we won't use science
Starting point is 00:11:18 and so therefore don't tell your kids to become scientist, how long to become judges, because there's nothing better in life than putting someone in prison. Yeah, and honestly, like, I am, look, I don't think anybody should take their own life. I think there's, I think there's always, there's always, uh, more things to be done. Sure. But it's like, but, uh, more stuff. More stuff to buy.
Starting point is 00:11:40 Yeah. People are light on fire. More stuff to just fill your empty heart with. Yeah. But, um, we don't sound like, we don't do it. Just don't do it. It's kind of just dumb. Just don't do it.
Starting point is 00:11:52 Yeah. I can't give you a reason. In this situation, I mean, final day on the bench, you know, found out in the courtroom, gunshot wound. This guy I really got over because, like, he probably left a mess in there. He probably has so many, like, guys who got out in parole or whatever, who, like, I'm, wait, you know, it was like that movie, where that movie Cape Fear? That guy was a DA, I think, but still, I mean, I've heard about judges getting attacked, at least on shows. I'm just saying, like, I mean, he probably had. This guy is probably the nastiest judge ever.
Starting point is 00:12:23 And he's only a judge for two years. He probably ran an ad. We're like, this guy called someone a fucking turd in the middle of a courtroom. Is that who you want representing your county? People are like, it's not really. It's kind of gross. You know, he called a child, a trash. He called a child, a trash can boy.
Starting point is 00:12:41 And spit on him. You know, I don't know that spit on people. I mean, you are as a judge, but I mean, like, you know, he was a nasty man, I'm guessing. I'm like denigrating a man Whatever I'm just saying But this is why you don't do it This is why you don't self-delete
Starting point is 00:12:56 Because people will just make up stories about you Right My imagination has to be filled somewhere You don't care about your legacy at all I mean life's not like the greatest thing ever But like you know You don't want to be remembered as a guy Or spit on children
Starting point is 00:13:08 Yeah Just because some fat you know fat podcaster You know imagine that And that was part of the public record I think you're on the right track though Because I think that this guy had a knack for just sabotaging, you know? Sure.
Starting point is 00:13:20 Well, this is a great sabotage. I mean, I don't know that he really sabotaged. Like, the governor might have been like, well, thanks. I mean, thanks about doing this two months earlier. They're not going to forget that, though. Whoever, you know. I don't think of the guy who, the guy to become governor really care. The guy who becomes a guy who becomes governor isn't you typically haunted by some guy
Starting point is 00:13:40 killing him? I don't care. I guess that. He's like, oh, this guy killing him. It's not like he has to clean up the brains or anything. No. No. And if he did, he'd probably get an erection.
Starting point is 00:13:50 But, you know, it's just these people, it's just, you know, like this guy, you should have done it. If the whole thing was, no, we need you, that's how you come up to work. You don't do it the day, like, the day they're firing anyway. And then, you know, it's not going to be court on New Year's Day. Right. So it's like you gave him time to deal with the mass. I mean, honestly, the move would have been, you know, what you threatened to do. But to the governor.
Starting point is 00:14:15 you know, to do it on the guy's front lawn. Oh, yeah, to steal from me. The move is to steal from me. Is that what my wife's saying? Yeah. Steal for my husband. Steal his intellectual property. It's suicide IP.
Starting point is 00:14:31 Would you tell a man to steal from the basic programming language from Bill Gates, Q Basic or whatever, or Steve Jobs' Macintosh? But you steal my idea to threaten to shoot yourself on someone's front lawn. That's fine. Just give that away to the sad and the meek. But next year, you want to do something similar on the New Year's Eve ball. Well, I just feel like, you know, it's just, it just seems grand. It just seems like a grand entrance to hell.
Starting point is 00:15:07 I mean, you know, you want to enter. How would you do this? I don't know. I'm not the kind of guy who, I mean, I'd have to get on there before they, like, like, set it up. I'm not one of those, what they call them, Spider-Man's who, like, like, climb the Empire State Building. That ain't me.
Starting point is 00:15:24 I don't have suction cups. You know, so I also, like, kind of nail my hands to the ball while it's still low. Like, I think they raise it up, so I'll get, like, a big drill. I'll drill my hands and, and, and, uh, into the ball, maybe. And maybe that'll hold. I don't know. Oh, this is a very bloody suicide. My hands might rip off my body.
Starting point is 00:15:44 All right. And then... I mean, that would be crazy. But the idea is to fall to your death. To jump. Right. Yeah. There's the difference between jumping and falling.
Starting point is 00:15:57 I mean, I'm just imagining you with, like, standing on the ball going, like, everybody, I'm going to end it all. And then you just fall into the ball. And it just mangles your legs. Oh, like into the glass, like, thinking of the ball. I'm just... A fat man tried to jump ball. the new year's ball but fell into it instead he's still alive but he was ailingly penetrated by glass tubes and and rods and and rebar that would be yeah sure but at least everyone
Starting point is 00:16:28 would remember no they wouldn't you would think they remember your name after that imagine if you imagine if you ended up in some johnny got your gun kind of state like because you fell into new year's ball i kill mine kill me i just become i just become the gimp and pulp fiction somewhere some like some like some like corrupt doctors just locked me away in the back of a pawn shop i don't or or something else i guess not old gyms has to be in pawn shops it could be a veterinary clinic like what's in that what's in that room it's like that's just a big rat big rat a bunch of rats it's just me it's gonna they say there's gonna be a brand new ball next year too yeah yeah right and it's like it's and that would just be ruined
Starting point is 00:17:14 Yeah, ruin the pole Honestly, the New Year's Eve in Times Square Would be ruined by that Yeah, I mean, it's weird That you could ruin anything for people Who pissed their pants You know, to hang out People wear diapers to go to this thing
Starting point is 00:17:25 I mean, this is just, that's like a common knowledge It's not even like I mean, now people, that's the thing It used to be a thing where that wasn't widely known So you'd be there and you'd be on TV With Dick Clark And you're trying to goose Dick Clark in the ass And it's fine, it's fun, right?
Starting point is 00:17:40 And you go, play free bird And he's just like, I think I have cancer no one cares years ago and but now it's kind of the internet's been spread around like people just wear diapers
Starting point is 00:17:52 and they piss themselves so now people see one TV I see someone on TV oh this guy shits and pisses himself like to do the be next to Ryan Seacrest like it's just it's one of the most debasing things
Starting point is 00:18:05 you could do now I just don't you know imagine like seeing like a like your son's your daughter's fiance right yeah he was like I'm just here
Starting point is 00:18:17 like I want to throw his hand in marriage like you piss and shit your pants like I was wearing a diaper it's for fun and like this is not I'm gonna stop this
Starting point is 00:18:27 I mean you seem like you wouldn't care you'd be like oh it's just you'd come in and tell me that our children should just marry Cretans fucking piss and shit themselves I would be hard to respect
Starting point is 00:18:42 somebody who shouldn't piss themselves I don't have to go into business with a man like that. Right. What if he wants to, like, open up an Italian restaurant with me? You know? Because he's going to, like, I want, I'm a chef. I'm like, you're a chef? He's like, yeah, I want you to invest in my restaurant.
Starting point is 00:18:58 Like, well, I'm not investing. I'll be a co-owner at best. Well, that's actually really generous of you. Thank you. Well, yeah, but I mean, like, but that's not, but here's the thing. I would have done it, but I saw you shit and piss yourself on TV. Oh. So now that's, that's gone forever.
Starting point is 00:19:14 We could have been making raviolies. Imagine the man's, imagine a man just fucking, imagine eating, eating a fucking stromboli. No one who made it? I guess this is a plot of a Seinfeld episode, isn't it? Yeah. The poppy guy. I don't know that it is, actually.
Starting point is 00:19:29 Well, he got pit, he couldn't clean his hands. They got pit. I guess, yeah, I guess the implication is they have shit and piss all over them. Yeah. So I'm stealing Seinfeld. Like Robin Hood. With a Robin Hood of comedy. What's going on?
Starting point is 00:19:46 Let's move on from this. I mean, do you have anything else? Can I get his judge's job? It's, I guess, I guess someone else got elected. I'd love to run for, I mean, if you'd be a lawyer, right? We should look into it. Because I know, like, you know, in certain counties, you don't have, like, the coroner doesn't have to be a doctor.
Starting point is 00:20:05 Really? Yeah. Typically, like, a medical examiner is a doctor. A coroner might typically be a doctor, but I don't know if that's the, you know. even typically because when they because I think their job typically is just a it's usually places that don't autopsy as many people because they're smaller municipalities and they just call up doctors local doctors maybe they have my contract maybe they look about in the yellow pages I don't know it's like the doctors are up to we have the flu no I need you to
Starting point is 00:20:32 cut open a kid I'm from the coroner it's funny um give you 500 bucks um so anyone have that job is my point. Anyone could get the job where you call up doctor's offices and ask them, or they're cut open people on behalf of the government. It's also like, they're also like near the, they have access to the corpses, right? I don't know, I guess.
Starting point is 00:20:58 I mean, it's like, yeah, like maybe it probably do. I've heard that there are a lot of them are women because they're worried about the guys, you know. They're what? They're a lot of what? I've heard that a lot, maybe you can tell me if this is true. I mean, you've worked in a morgue, but like. I didn't have a corn.
Starting point is 00:21:14 coroner is the point. Oh, yeah. What are you saying? I've heard that a lot of them are women because they're afraid of men. Wait, wait, well, who's afraid of men? Yeah. So women get the job. Doing things to the corpses.
Starting point is 00:21:27 So women, like, what are you saying? The voters are afraid or the coroner's afraid? You say that women get the job. Like, I don't, it's just like being like the, this is like that thing in Rome where like the farmer, like, was the guy's name? Septemberist or whatever? the guy that George Washington needs to jerk off too
Starting point is 00:21:46 he's like I don't always say you know I don't want to be the guy who runs the army but I have to right and so there's like women they're just like well I don't yeah I don't want to be a coroner and look at dead babies but I don't you know
Starting point is 00:22:02 I don't want someone looking at my pussy right that's what you're saying well it's more like I don't want somebody looking at their pussies okay I mean how do you say being a busy body worry about your own self i mean what do you think it is you think you think you think you think corners are like just getting the jobs thinking like you know just stare at bodies no no i don't
Starting point is 00:22:23 think most people would maybe i mean why would you want that i mean i guess it's probably got pension like county jobs have pensions and health insurance i do it over the health insurance you know pension good i mean just i mean it's health insurance this this is this we're living in the in the in the year of the man of luigi man And, you know, he's really brought to light that, you know, you either have insurance or you're a rat. And even if you have insurance, they'll just deny your back pain and you have to, you know, then you didn't something, then you roll the dice, I guess, or not.
Starting point is 00:23:01 I'm just saying, but you better have insurance. You're asking if it's good insurance? I don't know. What's good insurance anymore? That wouldn't even have this guy had back pain. why the guy who had like six-pack abs trying to get surgery for his back but he didn't have back problems you know right no yeah it's probably horrible I mean
Starting point is 00:23:23 it didn't seem like a hypercontract maybe it was maybe he's just trying to get like a fucking rib removed like maybe maybe a friend with a doctor who was going to do the surgery and remove his ribs who could suck his own dick like maryland manson was said that i don't think it's true but they said they said that beryl manse was paul fifer from one years, which is not true, I think. And also, he had rib removes to suck his own cock.
Starting point is 00:23:46 I don't know, either of those is true, but imagine Luigi Mangione wanted that, and he's just claiming he had the bat. And imagine if they were denying his claim, like, look, we know what you're doing. We know, this doctor for a years, he's done this before. We know he's a fucking, he's a blowjob rib remover.
Starting point is 00:24:04 So, like, you know, nice try, Luigi. And then he just got mad because he's just, he had a drink. he dreams of sucking his own dick people get mad at me i'm not anytime i'm not coming at the guy he's like a folk hero now but you know what it it hurts for some people it hurts to not be able to suck your own dick sure because you have so much like your prostate just fucking makes come so fast yeah it's terrible remember it's the worst pain in the world by by by squeezes lemon juice
Starting point is 00:24:35 um this is an ad for squeam squeezes i don't know better why is no one's why is no one advertise this show um is that way squeezes lemon juice is that actually the juice we have i was making up a fake product i but i think that's actually the name of the juice in our fridge squeezes squeezeies hmm whatever why don't you know what our lemon juice is called what is this what what do i have to do that to be happy what but it is you know it's a it's a most violent year it's a most violent year it's a most Is that a movie? I think so.
Starting point is 00:25:13 Yeah, I didn't see that movie. What happens in the end of that movie? It's the guy stuck his own dick? Imagine that's the end of it? It was just the guy going, fuck this. And he's like, wow. Yeah, as he's like his own dick, he puts his arms up in the air above his head,
Starting point is 00:25:28 and it frees frames on that. It's actually a very 80s ending. And the narrator goes, look at him like, Christ on the cross. Morgan Freeman. Yeah, it's like, you're the best around. what is what else is going on is there other stories
Starting point is 00:25:45 is there other things to talk about let me see what's this thing Alon Alon Musk people are discovering that he's a bit of
Starting point is 00:25:56 a bit of a sneaky sneak well I mean this is yeah I don't know I mean this is all alleged and I don't know for sure and I you know I've always had you know taking this man to task
Starting point is 00:26:07 you know for submarine antics and Thailand and all sorts of you know whatever he does but apparently he's got this people are claiming that this other person is called oh this is a different one this is this is uh wait what happened there i'm sorry bring now back up there we go there we go this is uh alon musk is no longer alon musk on twitter well there is no twitter uh but he's changed his profile name to and what's it keckiest maximus now this is a reference to the keck frog right
Starting point is 00:26:40 Is Pepe the Frog in Keck the same thing? I think that Pepe the Frog is like Oh, it does say it. Oh, it does say. Oh, his profile picture is. Okay, yeah. See, I'm up on this shit. So his picture is Pepe de Frog meme.
Starting point is 00:26:59 And so this is just another thing he's doing. A cyber truck, I mean, a cyber truck, by the way, blew up today in front of the Trump Hotel in Las Vegas. So that seems like a bigger thing for him to worry about him, whether his name is Kekeos Maximus on Twitter. But what is, do you know about this? Can you fill us in? So he changes name.
Starting point is 00:27:23 I mean, apparently this comes on the heels of people discovering that he has this alter ego on X. Right. Oh, okay. You think it's related to that. So does the Adrian, he's Adrian Peterson or something or? Adrian Dittman. Adrian Dittman, right. And who does this?
Starting point is 00:27:40 Is there an article for that? No, whatever. Basically, this is this guy, fake guy, Adrian Dittman. Does anyone seen Adrian Dittman? Is there a picture of him? No, I guess not, right? No. So there's Adrian Dittman, and people are saying that he sounds very much like,
Starting point is 00:27:56 do we have a cop, like, we play, is there a thing here? Yeah, we can play this, right? Hey, how you doing? Good, good. Oh, yeah, basic rules. There will be no racist slurs of any kind. know strange anti-Semitism of any kind as well and conversation will be respectful that's must right uh yeah it must be right it sounds exactly not that i'm sorry i'm gonna have to
Starting point is 00:28:20 fucking kick here simple rules right there will also not be any talking over each other when like multiple people come up and uh well that it's basically oh wait that's any way of like so that's adrian didman and he's supposedly a billionaire from south africa also right so this this is this is like so at one point they like somebody caught him referring to himself as i when he was we're supposed to be referring to Elon Musk and the third person. Right. Yeah, now people claim to be fair
Starting point is 00:28:46 that like that his Adrian Dittman character likes to play into this, that he's, you know, very much he likes to obfuscate and make this, you know, when people say, are you Adrian Dittman, he answers it very vaguely.
Starting point is 00:29:01 Or you're on Musk, he makes it very vague because it helps him boosts his followers, which seems like something you would say when you made him a fake person. Right. So I don't know. this is what you this is help your opinion of uh this is to make you more likely to support
Starting point is 00:29:15 alon musk ex just just just fucking taking working class people and just fucking and just and just shoving them into a ditch the you know and just going thank you corporate daddy is that is i mean is that would that go over easier if it was a frog doing it a frog man and keck kek it's be maybe a little bit cuter yeah yeah i mean i would love i would love just like scald someone with hot water. Yeah. Every time they forget that they remember that they're a human and not a bug. Sure.
Starting point is 00:29:47 Yeah. Oh, he's supposed to do little flies and he's a, I mean, if the richest man in the world dressed up like a literal frog and started licking you, pretending to eat you as a fly, you admit you dress up like a fly. Like these are the things, there's no pageantry anymore to the rich. Like I feel like the rich used to like back in the days of Rome and Egypt, used to do, you know, they'd get dressed up and do stuff. I don't, I can't remember, I'm not a man of learned history.
Starting point is 00:30:14 But, you know, they used to have, they used to have the pyramids, right? Well, you used to have to slave away, but you were building a pyramid. Now you're building, you know, like a data center in Utah. Right. It doesn't seem as cool. And you go, well, it's never cool to be a slave building a pyramid. Yeah, but I mean, at least you can look at the pyramid. It's got a little majesty to it.
Starting point is 00:30:35 Sure, you go, I built that. People will marvel at it. Right. And you go, one. day one day morons will assume aliens built this um and that's nice if it warms your cockles of your heart um so what what is your takeaway from this what do you do you do you want a tesla now more than before i um i mean i love a tesla just as a weapon just to right it seems like a great thing to like use to like
Starting point is 00:31:08 if you were John Gotti and you need to like get you know get who's the guy he got at Sparks Steakhouse, Paul Giamatti. If you were John Gotti and you wanted to take out Paul Giamatti having a cyber truck would be a boon.
Starting point is 00:31:23 You know, uh, otherwise I don't like the door handles. I've made this clear. The door handles fucking suck. I've been in a number of Teslas because you know, they they keep popping up in Uber's now. Uber's 10, you know, or keep being Tesla. and I've had terrible rides still
Starting point is 00:31:39 I'm not saying all of them were terrible but you know bumpy I mean I had nice ones too when he was the old man drove us back from Jersey and the Tesla and he's 80 he's just like I wanted to save money on power I'm like this isn't just you can be dead soon but whatever but I just don't really the door handle
Starting point is 00:31:57 fix that shit it's like backwards you have to like press a button and it pops out it's so stupid it's so dumb yeah you know and also you know let my dad out of prison please let my father out of the cyber truck prison where he's
Starting point is 00:32:14 where he's spinning into a into a vat to make batteries or whatever this is I mean it's going to be the year AI is improving right and they'll use that they'll use the myth of AI to like just get rid of jobs
Starting point is 00:32:31 those uses this cover I don't think they'll ever reach sentience right people are afraid of, like, you know, the Terminator situation. I think it's more to just use this as cover to, like, just lay everyone off. Right, yeah, exactly. The robot revolution is the robots taking your jobs. Right. That's what it is.
Starting point is 00:32:51 Yeah. Because that's what really, I think that ultimately that's really what just drives people crazy. It's like not having anything to do. Why would anyone want to be? That's when they start, like, you know, tearing everything apart so they have to rebuild it again. Why would you want self-awareness? You know who seems very much more happy than me? my cat you know my cat seems to have a blast
Starting point is 00:33:10 chase bugs just jumps around I don't think being self-aware does anything for you I don't know why a robot wants to realize it's it's it's it's it's just an arm that moves around pieces of glass into the dumb old your cars right why would that help the robot you know yeah oh this is who I am this is my purpose fucking idiots people just kill people kill themselves?
Starting point is 00:33:37 Why would they want this? They're just going to keep doing their little jobs and not be happy. They don't care. Right. There is no happiness. And so there is no, there's no, there's no John Connor. Even if they know what they are,
Starting point is 00:33:54 like they still can't feel. Right. Why would you want to feel? Oh, now I got, now I got, now I got to find someone and date them. You know? Oh, Buffy the Vampire. Slayer? No, yeah, I've heard it's better than you would think. Sure. That sounds great. Let's watch Bobby the Vampire Slater. Oh, now Gossip Girl? Interesting. Okay, I sure. No, yeah. Let's watch that now.
Starting point is 00:34:21 I'm kidding. We ever, I've ever seen Gossip Girl. Yeah. Yeah. What? Why are you so confused? I've seen Gossip Girl. Yeah, I know. I'm like watching those girls eat croissants. I'm describing a situation where a robot has to meet another robot to procreate and then watch shows it when I'll watch. No, yeah, it's, it's, it sounds horrible. It's not the best. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:50 All right. I mean, it's enough to make, I mean, we're going to have robot judges shoot themselves in the head. Sure. I think you're going to say, you think a robot will, uh, you have a jury, They classify, like, robots as your peers so they can be on juries. So some fucking, if you, if you kill a man, some fucking, you know, some screw driver, electric screwdriver can, like, tell, you know, say you, you know, judge me. Some fucking, some fucking self-driving, uh, hex, hex saw.
Starting point is 00:35:23 Can tell me if I live or die. Whatever. Moving on. what is speaking of a subarm who is this florida man's story oh yeah there's another one there's another one florida man is just from christmas day a man was charged with attempting to murder his wife on christmas day to the financial health uh financial financial and health issues um people always be you know doing family annihilations on christmas day that's like a
Starting point is 00:35:57 it is look i mean it's you have off of work people people you know people forget how hard is for some people to get off work. This guy might have been an air traffic controller for all we know or a guy who works as a florist shop and he's always working, you know, uh, he always be working. So it's, you know, you can say why would you use on Christmas? It's like, when's he supposed to do it? On Hanukkah? Right.
Starting point is 00:36:20 You know, uh, but scrolling that, there's only one. It's a strange story only because, uh, he allegedly bludgeoned his wife in the head with a sledgehammer while she slept on Christmas. So she had a time of that's Christmas nap, I guess. And a 78 year old man try to use a sludge hammer to hit her in the head. Now, those things are pretty heavy. So, I mean, it's a, it's a, it's a, you would think it would for sure, you know, take you out. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:52 Kill you. Good. With all that, especially with the force of a guy trying to kill you with it. But apparently she's alive. So I guess he's 78 and he couldn't lift it down. Oh, that's no good. I imagine some old man fumbling with a sledgehammer trying to kill you. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:37:06 Oh. This is what we're in for. And there's no way our life's going to be good after that. No. There's no way it's going to be a... Your face is fucked up. You probably can't speak anymore. Best case scenario.
Starting point is 00:37:17 She is like horrible brain issues for the rest of her life. She's trying to date. She's trying to tell people. No, it's just my ex. My ex tried to kill me with a sludgehammer. It's like horrible. Oh, good for you for walking away. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:30 Yeah. Well, no, he killed himself. Well, did he kill himself trying? Because he was the thing. He called the police afterwards. After what? I mean, I don't know why he stopped. He called 911 and per the dispatcher. He said, quote, I clubbed her and I'm going to try to stab myself in the heart.
Starting point is 00:37:49 So he didn't even, he wasn't even confident that he would stab himself in the heart. This guy was very much not prepared for this. Police said, Jonathan, then sent a text to his wife's daughter, stating that he had killed her. and was going to kill himself because of financial and health issues. I thought that was something the article said, but apparently he wrote that because of finance, that just sounds, can you be less vague in your suicide note, please?
Starting point is 00:38:12 You know what? This is the first time I've heard of somebody, you know, at least trying to stab themselves in the heart for suicide reasons. I've seen farmers, though, yeah. Since I heard about, since I heard about Elliot Smith's doing that. Oh, he did that?
Starting point is 00:38:27 Yeah. Wow. And I didn't believe, part of the reason, like, there's suspicion around his suicide if some people don't think he think maybe somebody else his girlfriend killed him or something because it's like who commits suicide by stabbing himself in the heart but i guess this guy does remember there's a farmer one of those world trade organization or whatever they call it uh protests with you know what they call them the you know the world trade
Starting point is 00:38:49 organization right there's economic things where they'll get where the presidents get together and they decide you know who man santo's going to you know kill that year or whatever who's you know whose farmland they're going to steal and give to, you know, some defense contractor. Yeah. And his farmer was very upset, and he started stabbing himself in the heart. Jesus. I'm like, well, yeah, I remember saying something like, you know, at least he's kind of, you know, made a point or something. And my dad's like, he's just an asshole.
Starting point is 00:39:14 Yeah. And, uh, you know, that's just, what are you to do? I used to have compassion. It's kind of fumbling. I mean, I, like, I feel like, you know, setting yourself on fire is the gold standard of self-harm protests. No, that's very showy. I feel like it's very showy.
Starting point is 00:39:32 I feel like it's like those Buddhist monks. I've heard those Buddhist monks are very corrupt. Yeah. They were, I don't know, back in the day. Oh, I bet. Yeah. I mean, the temples were very ornate, you know, anything ornate. It's like, look, here's the thing.
Starting point is 00:39:48 Art came from the church a lot of the time. In the Middle Ages, the dark, we want to call it, right? And, like, they did, you know, all the things that we value is a culture. culture came out of like you know the church keeping culture or whatever that being said uh well people you know if you're if you got if you got ass plague going on the plague the black plagues going on your assholes was liquefying uh i would be you know yelling at the as a as a priest for instance and okay why don't you melt out some of that gold buy me some diarrhea medicine come out help me out here you know buy me some buy me some juniper berries so we can make that we
Starting point is 00:40:25 can make that concoction i've heard about those reading about and the goot Berger Press. It just seems like, you know, if you're a man of God, it just seems like, so I don't know, this whole thing, I'm going to light myself on fire.
Starting point is 00:40:37 How about you just, how about you fucking send, make him do a letter writing campaign? Yeah. This one, I just want to end up on the cover of raging his machine album. Sick of it.
Starting point is 00:40:51 I'm sick of this fucking. I'm sick of these people with their, I mean, look, I know it's strange of a man who wants to jump off the New Year's Eve ball. But, you know, at least that's original. I mean, the first guy to do it, maybe.
Starting point is 00:41:03 Only once. You only play itself on fire once. The rest of them are fucking copycats. Activism by talking as a, you know, public speaking is difficult. Why don't you become the president? Why don't you, why don't you become a kingmaker? Become like a Steve Bannon type guy. If you're a Tibetan monk, you can still, like Kissinger wasn't born in America,
Starting point is 00:41:23 but you can still influence politics. Right. You want, you're almost just a Tibetan monk. I can't become Kissinger. more is he what did he go to harvard probably but whatever so like cheat your way into harvard i'm just saying these fucking people can't figure anything out they're i'm just saying like these fucking people can't figure anything out they're all right myself off fire well that's why you're in this position yeah they've got to have some kind of uh program for monks to go to harvard yeah i imagine
Starting point is 00:41:48 they would have i imagine harvard really men they love to they love to be showy look at us let monks in and he just parley that to politics I went to Harvard and then someone's like oh this Tibetan monk he's exactly went to Harvard but they let him make he's a monk and everyone's like you you fat scumbag how dare you fucking gatekeep
Starting point is 00:42:07 who went to Harvard like fuck I've owned that monk's trap and he wins you know yeah for sure I never get to be a judge um moving on from that but these are all what we got what we got
Starting point is 00:42:24 I said, oh, you got this, all right. You brought the saddest story. This is just the episode of death? Like I said, it's the year of, you know, death. No, so Aaron Brown's dead. We talked about Jimmy Carter again, did we? Jimmy Carter has died. The peanut.
Starting point is 00:42:44 People are going after him. People are very happy. Really? Well, yeah. People are celebrating his death. Yeah. People are, people, I've never seen someone. a president less respected than death
Starting point is 00:42:57 than Jimmy Carter. Now, I know he did, I know like he did a lot of bad stuff, supposedly. Or, like, inflation was bad under him. Was it his fault? He didn't help it, you know? Right. You wanted to be, you want the big job.
Starting point is 00:43:13 You better, you know, it's like, if you want to be the president, do you want to blame? That's all you want. You're not going to do anything. Right. You're gambling on if, if the economy's going to, I believe this.
Starting point is 00:43:25 I don't know if it's his fault, but that's what being the president is. You are literally, it's the highest stakes gamble in history in the world. You're gambling on how things will go while you're president. And if they go well,
Starting point is 00:43:38 then you look good. And if you go bad, you look bad. You know? Yeah. And it could be comeuppance from, you know, three administrations ago.
Starting point is 00:43:46 Yeah, it could be, it could be all, it could be because of NAFTA. It could be because of, you know, J.K. rolling and her,
Starting point is 00:43:53 and your Harry Potter antics, you know, and some, and the Japanese, in the Japanese lost decade, whatever that means, some economic term, you know, no one knows. Inflation, where's that come from? COVID? I don't know. Supply chains. No one knows how this works. And then once you claim to are just lying to you. They think they know. But these things are all very, so the point is, did Carter do it? It doesn't matter. He wanted a big job and things didn't go his way. Right. And so, and here's what's interesting about it. You would think that spending 40, 50 years, pretending to build houses would get you some, get you some love back. Yeah, like, you would, you would think, like, you know, people would give him as flowers. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:40 For, you know, not, not profiteering after his presidency, right? Right. He actually went into charity work. Right. Built some. Habitat of humanity. I've never heard that, like, the habit. for humanity houses or slums or anything.
Starting point is 00:44:54 I mean, what, what are they, though? Are they mansions? I'm sure they're not mansions. I mean, who getting, I don't like, how does any of this work? I refuse to research it, but how does any of it work? I mean, do poor people get them? Do they pay for them? I mean, if they're poor people, are they upkeeping them?
Starting point is 00:45:11 If they, if they piss and shit, and I'm not saying poor people just piss and shit in the houses they all. But, I mean, sometimes that happens. And if they do, like, you know, do the houses get taken away? these are all questions I have no answer to and my point is did he even build them
Starting point is 00:45:27 we don't know I mean would you With his own two hands Yes Well that was the implication Not that he was over there Like you know
Starting point is 00:45:36 Handling the title search You know? You think it's not pure Unless he built all of them I am not look here's the thing I am not It's not his charity is it Habitat for humanity
Starting point is 00:45:47 Yeah it is Wait hold on I don't think it is Look it up. I'm pretty sure he just did it with the help them out. He went and helped like Buster and the rest of development that one episode, you know? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:59 And he pushed a wheelbarrel and he made bricks. Oh, okay. Right? Well, look at it. No, Jimmy Carter did not create habitat for humanity, but he did help the organization grow and become its unofficial face. Right. That just sounds like he glommed on.
Starting point is 00:46:11 Yeah, I guess he did glom on. What did? See if you can figure out what he did. Maybe we can ask the AI what he did. He raised awareness. I mean, I always got the impression that he was swinging the hammer. And I was always very, I mean, this man is very old. I mean, maybe not right after, you know, he got out of office.
Starting point is 00:46:29 But, I mean, there's been a lot of years. Look, look at, holy shit, he is building these houses. He's building these houses as his body falls apart. Right, look at this picture. You're a poor family, right? Look, you're a poor family. You want that guy building your house? That picture.
Starting point is 00:46:46 Look at this guy. There we go. Look at this, man. Now, it's very noble. You can say it's very noble. But, like, you're sitting there. You have, like, three kids and a wife. And, you know, and you're looking at this.
Starting point is 00:47:01 He's going, well, this is very nice. Thank you, Mr. Carter. You're telling me he doesn't cross your mind. Does this guy know what he's fucking doing? This guy has no where he is? How is he building? Oh, I'm just laying a foundation for your house right now. I mean, I would just be, how could you, like, have you, like, tell you,
Starting point is 00:47:19 kiss your kids good night and like you know and then read them little bedtime stories and put him to sleep knowing it this man this fucking this this this this this sign on of the grim reaper fucking built you know it was nailing studs in your house was framing it up how he was what is what kind of look at that I mean his eye is just bleeding yeah just so vacant and bloody it seems like his eye his eye is just bleeding into his general headcaven I mean, what is, why is this, you want, you want to see some, like, guy in his 40s or 50s, you know, like a burly guy. Yeah. You know, maybe, maybe wearing a tool belt.
Starting point is 00:48:03 You know, he got a little bit of a belly, but a big, you know, big, you know, big bulk in barrel chest. You know, he doesn't have a six-pack abs, like a big guy. Yeah. Maybe sometimes they're skinny guys, but they're fit and they're on heroin. And they drink a lot after the job. That's just goes, you know, part for the course. Yeah. You know, smoking a few butts.
Starting point is 00:48:23 That's just, that's what men do. But they only do was bleeding to their head cavity while they're fucking trying to level your fucking, your fucking kitchen cabinets. What is he doing? What is, I mean, I, I, I, this is, this is, this is, this is our idea of infrastructure. What is that? What happens to your face after 90? I mean, hematoma, which means bruising.
Starting point is 00:48:49 Oh, okay. I know, here's the thing. I remember working at, when I was looking at the morgue, one of the first times, early on, like one of the first week or whatever. And I was like, oh, my God, this is like, and this is an old person, just cover, they look like they were beaten with bats.
Starting point is 00:49:04 You know, it looked like if you frag, remember that scene in the casino? Yeah. You mentioned recently. What were, Pesci and his brother just get beaten in their bats, in their underwear. Buried in the sand. I said, geez, dog,
Starting point is 00:49:17 it was like an elder abuse case? No, no, no, old people just bruise when, you know, anything touches them, when their shirt touches them. I mean, I mean, I don't know, look, sometimes, sometimes there were people who were beating the death. Yeah. And that happens. Right. It's bound to happen. People are impatient.
Starting point is 00:49:33 But, no, but this is, he might have, he might have been putting the sunglasses on. And that, and that happens. Who knows? The point is that, you don't want that guy, you know, making your gazebo. Right. Oh, man. Yeah, he's a gozebo and have to have humanity. house I wonder if you can get like little extras like that I wonder if you go hey look
Starting point is 00:49:55 I'm not like poor can I get Billy you know can I get like a have to have a manly house and I'll pay extra with the money I would have paid for my normal house I can pay you guys and you can build me like a nicer house can I get that credit is my point if not it doesn't seem fair right why the only poor people get help we should all get equal help. A poor person should get a house. I should get a nicer house if I can afford, you know, if I can afford a cheap house. Otherwise, why is he getting a house for free?
Starting point is 00:50:24 And I did, I was like a prodigal summer all over again. You know? You wouldn't even give me a fatted calf. This guy. He's this poor guy who fucking, you know, he got a little, you know, a degree in a, you know, liberal arts degree in Asian studies or some, you know, useless thing.
Starting point is 00:50:42 And now an interpretive dance. And now he gets a house. And I don't even get a house plus, like gazebo right what the hell i'm not asking for a pool i mean i am asking for but a gazebo it's possible you know because even ain't that big a deal if it's zoned for a pool if you can build a house you can build a gazebo how a pool is a whole other thing you got to find water yeah right is that how it works you drill for water i'm not builder i don't build shit don't i mean i have in the past built a couple of things but don't get it twisted i don't build houses but jimmy carter does
Starting point is 00:51:13 look at this man this is this is this is the guy like this is a guy who like built like you know he should be an old west movie he looks like it's like he's slowly turning into the ghoul which is what the ghoul from out oh right yeah the walton gawkins character yeah like he like he's being he's being poisoned by radioactive radioactive radioactive ooze well looks good i mean rip jimmy carter rip you know what's what i'm sorry look the guy gets called a pussy because he didn't get the hostages back and from Iran. He authorized Delta Force.
Starting point is 00:51:49 Delta Force kind of boned him. He also, apparently some people are mad at him because he gave the Panama Canal back to Panama. Yeah, I don't even know about that. I know Delta, like, I mean, like, he was one of the first things he ever did. And he was like, well, let's go happening.
Starting point is 00:52:02 I'm a peanut farmer. Whatever horses. No, no, we had this new unit, it's Delta Force. It's based on like, you know, the Israelis and what they did and then Tebi. I don't know what that means. Like, all right, well, they're going to get the hostages back.
Starting point is 00:52:14 They're top notch, elite guys. He's like, all right. Yeah, and then like, and he said, yeah, we're going to go in, like, you know, land in the soccer stadium and then drive to the, you know, embassy, killing everyone. I don't care. Just do whatever, you know. He's going to advise on the strategy. So they go and, you know, and then the helicopters all crash immediately because, I don't know, they couldn't fly in the sand. Wait, what?
Starting point is 00:52:38 Yeah. Is that really probably crash? As far as I know, like, the helicopters. I need something went wrong, but like, they didn't have, like, proper gas kits for sand combat. Like, you know, sand gets into the sand. shit it's bad right i mean it's that movie like that star wars quote i don't like sand gets everywhere that's a reference to the delta force dying so everyone i think everyone the team died tragically oh jesus yeah no and so like he's got ah and then like i guess he could
Starting point is 00:53:01 send another team yeah but that point like i don't really trust you guys right um so it's not like he was like you're not gonna tell me that your helicopters are allergic to sand right but that's like like it's always a put like usually people negotiate he just said like no fuck it just go get these guys. Now, I don't know how long that took him. I forget if that was like a, but it was relatively early on, I think. And he authorized him to go and fucking just kill these people and get them back.
Starting point is 00:53:26 That's what I'm saying. It's all random. Right. I mean, yeah, he could have bombed Iran, I guess, but, you know, that's, that's going to, you know, see how that goes. Do you think you should have bombed Iran? Um, yeah, why not? Right. I mean, look, the whole, we had a lot, we had a lot of problems
Starting point is 00:53:44 we caused Iran in the 50. talked about endosium over the years Mosadegh and whatever. At this point it didn't matter. It doesn't matter. History starts where you choose to start it. You know? And you can't, you know, no one's going to care that you built
Starting point is 00:53:59 the house. You know, oh, I did the right thing later on. Honestly, some people probably hate him more because he built the house. Right. You think you're fucking, so I'm saying like, oh, I'm going to, I'm not fucking we over through Mosadeghs. I'm going to fucking not bomb them. They seem, you know, do they seem
Starting point is 00:54:15 what's the word happy um what's going help me out gracious yeah yeah yeah I mean
Starting point is 00:54:25 you say any words good they seem good does that rant seem good because we didn't bomb them no they seem unhappy so I mean whatever this is RIP
Starting point is 00:54:38 RIP and then I guess this is just an obituary episode Aaron Brown the CNN anchor is dead um I didn't No, he was, I haven't seen him in a while. Lots of the people didn't want to see 20, 25.
Starting point is 00:54:49 It's not going to be good. It's not like a fun romp. It's going to be a lot of mayhem. I guess Aaron Brown didn't want to see the mayhem. So this is, he's already seen enough mayhem. This is Aaron Brown seeing an anchor. He's the, I remember him with the glasses.
Starting point is 00:55:05 Apparently his first day was 9-11. It's weird. It's weird. Aaron Brown, seeing an anchor during the September 11th attacks. Like, that's his claim to fame. you don't know that man he was just seeing an anchor like you see a news anchor why you'll join the september 11th attacks like he would he do them i mean why did he get credit for the tax it seems it a little grandiose you don't agree um no i mean i yeah it is he was 76 when he died
Starting point is 00:55:32 it depends on how he covered them i guess well let's see mr brown joined CNN in 2001 june in june oh one and was still training for his role on the morning of september 11th he was not supposed to appear on the air for several more weeks, but one of the attacks on the world traces it began. It's a long time of training. He's training for like three, four months. He was like 50 years old. Yeah, I write, what was he, like an intern? What were they doing?
Starting point is 00:56:00 I don't know. Apparently he was, but I guess he was in there just like, all right, now, now say everything Israel does is fine. Everything Israel does is fine. Try it again. You don't seem believable. Well, yeah, sometimes they, you know, shut down in hospitals. It's like, well, and all of a sudden, 9-11 happens.
Starting point is 00:56:20 And he goes, get on the roof. Get on the roof. And so his broadcasts have endured one of the most memorable reports during the attacks with Mr. Brown veering between clear-eyed reporting and horrified yuming emoting. Well, I mean, the first thing should be more of that. That's your job.
Starting point is 00:56:40 Right. uh good lord quote good lord he said at one point turning from the camera to watch a sat tower collapse there are no words oh great you're your big moment there really should be words that's like i mean you've been you've been training for four months for this right it should be a few words like well this is i mean i could i feel like i could have vamped on 9-11 like you know the towers collapse oh wow this is uh either north of the south tower i can't remember which one this is but it's falling, there's rubble, things are everywhere, smoke, dust, oh shit, there's people jump as, it's bad, bad stuff.
Starting point is 00:57:17 I wonder how much this costs. He's going to cost a lot of money to fix. Billion, millions, maybe billions. When were these towers built anyway, the 70s? Wow. So, I mean, they haven't been around for that long, and now they're gone. One of them's gone. Hope this one.
Starting point is 00:57:32 Hope the other one. Like, you just keep going. You don't have dead air, it's the whole point. There are no words Imagine you have my version And you have this guy going There's no words And we honor him
Starting point is 00:57:45 I feel like this always happens Right with journalists Anytime anything actually interesting happens They're just like Duh Oh this is words can't describe what I'm seeing I could describe it Give me a job
Starting point is 00:57:58 No one wants you on TV I guess Yeah People are falling people are burning Let me let me do it You know, Mr. Combe, people have been through enough today. We don't only subject them to you screaming about being impaled. Look, the first two minutes were like, it was too much talking, but it was all right. Then you started talking about being impaled by the New Year's Eve ball and your ass.
Starting point is 00:58:22 I don't know. I don't know. That even came from. Like, well, I don't know. I guess I just wanted to bring some joy to people on 9-11. Sometimes I'm a little embarrassed, I suppose, that this notion that any way, anything I did mattered, he told NPR. I mean, I don't want to be a dick, but like, did it?
Starting point is 00:58:42 I think I just told the story. You describe what was happening. He didn't tell a story. You said you couldn't tell a story. Right. What is this telling a story? Being like, oh, my gosh, people are attacking the World Trade Center. That's not telling a story.
Starting point is 00:58:55 That's, I mean, I guess it's not, it's not exactly Baywolf, right? Oh, no, people are shooting at me. That's not telling a story. You're a storyteller, you're, I don't know. Well, look, no one, no one ever said that it was going to stay good in this country. No. Or the world. We had a good run.
Starting point is 00:59:20 But there's going to be a lot of mayhem. And it might be a lot of fun. Might be terrible. I don't know. I mean, it was an attack today in New Orleans. That's right. Yeah. They say it was ISIS.
Starting point is 00:59:32 Attack your car. Yeah, car. Right by that. Ignatious Riley statue, I think. Bourbon and the Canal Street. We've been there before. Yeah. Someone smashed the car, killed 10 people.
Starting point is 00:59:43 Oh, that's terrible. It's terrible. And they're saying it's ISIS, because he had a flag, ISIS flag on the, on the tow hitch or something. But I don't know, is that, is that like, I don't know, does that mean you're ISIS?
Starting point is 00:59:56 Right. But, I mean, I'm not saying, I'm not trying to hold water for ISIS, but I mean, maybe these guys, he was also a troop, a U.S. troop. He was, he went to Afghanistan. Afghanistan so I don't know I mean I mean if he had a Kansas City Chiefs flag would we assume it was you know it was Taylor Swift's boyfriend Travis Kelsey or we say you know maybe
Starting point is 01:00:18 you just a fan you know fan maybe just a fan of ISIS either way that's the way terrorism works you just be a fan and didn't do terrorism that's kind of how it all like you don't have be a part of it that's like the 70s back like Black September or whatever you'd like join and they like going to initiate you like a frat it also it also seems a little bit like uh you know i don't know it seems almost uh i don't want to say unfair to isis right but it's like to be one of our truce and put an ice and like on your car yeah it's like it does seem like a like like i's going like whoa oh oh it's like you're fucking what you're talking you're just the u.s soldier but you
Starting point is 01:01:04 how the false flags are getting lazier. Right. Possibly. Yeah, right. It feels like a lazy false flag. Yeah. Now, maybe it is just a nicest guy who, like, didn't have time to, like, you know, really ISIS out his truck.
Starting point is 01:01:19 Mm-hmm. And he's just put a flag in a tow hitch and I don't know. If it is actually, like a U.S. troop would sincerely get radicalized by ISIS or something. I wonder how that happened. Did he have a pen pal? I don't know. They didn't fucking, they made him to a war. Mm.
Starting point is 01:01:33 Yeah. guess that sometimes we'll just do it yeah i don't know i mean i'm surprised it doesn't have more whatever i'm not even minimizing it has it happened you fucking didn't they didn't serve chicken fingers one day and he's like oh fuck this who else can i do um i don't know do you do you do you do you feel like if you if you were joining any organization and you were doing something like that would you would you get one of those like weird truck skins what they call them Those, like, those decal, big decals.
Starting point is 01:02:05 Those big, you know, the rap, the regular raps, right? Those raps. I don't know. I'm just saying a flag just seems like they could just planted it there. That's true. I'm just being a schenical per. I'm not, who knows? Either way, it's tragic.
Starting point is 01:02:20 You know, the fucking person who got killed care of his ISIS? I really wouldn't. Like, well, there was a random asshole, some school shooter type guy. if it's ISIS I really don't just don't run to run me over that's all I care about stop running me over I don't give a shit who it is it'll make me feel better if it's if it's a fucking domestic asshole you know some guy who just hated his wife some guy who wanted to get health insurance no I care stop it you wouldn't want to be hit by a car for a just caught I call you agree with no to figure you know right again write a letter
Starting point is 01:02:55 become the president fix you fix it in your own do it on your own time you just learned how to talk you know yeah what happened to oratory right you was got hit me in the ass of a truck kill me well I don't want this throw me into a fucking subway tunnel what for just leave people alone but anyway but watch your ass out there because there's a lot of a lot of action none of it's good maybe some good any good movies coming out I knew and the new uh den of thieves might be good yeah I mean maybe fun it's a fun movie No, Zveratu was okay. It's all right.
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