Kump - Ep. 198 Yearbook Gun

Episode Date: January 15, 2025

Ray and Lucie talk about a controversial school portrait, ways to die, Prince Harry’s war crimes, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week! Follow Kump on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/raykump Kump Hand Merch https://bonfire.com/store/kump/ Follow Ray on Sound Cloud https://on.soundcloud.com/QbP8

Hello and welcome to Kopp. Hello. Hello Lucy. How are you doing today? Fantastic. Just fantastic. Nice sunglasses. Don't point out my drip.

All right, it's, it's not, it's not as effective when you point it out. People got to just, that's what I'm about. You know, do you say Secret Service guys? Hey, nice, nice suit. I might. Do you say an astronaut, nice, nice tinfoil outfit, whether it's made it, mylar, where they make that crap out of? You don't even know, it's just not.

It's just everything they call it space this, space that. Space chalk. This is my drip now You first premiered it on our Kump dump episode It's true Thank you for tuning in and subscribe to the show If it's the last thing you do

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stop dwelling on the sun this is not supposed to be you know Ray plays dress up all right it's a whole new thing it's just but you ask you have to address it okay it's like when like a new character comes to a sitcom you didn't dress it last night we were doing the cum dump

I think I did not as much you seem you seem fixated like a cat as I was doing this podcast with my cat there's a lot of things in the world to be dwelling on we don't need to be dwelling on my dope drip I mean drip used to be like a thing a bad thing it used to be like VD right like like chlamydia or something that's that's what they would call it I think one of the terms is drip right but now it means your clothes and your and your accessories uh your your your overall vibe the things you put on yourself

to costume yourself or the ornament yourself right but it used to mean that you that you were you were seeing the local going to the brothel too much you know right so you think that these will give you drip

no these are my drip okay all right no you are just you can't get over it you can't you can't just let me thrive you can't let me win you have to try to draw attention to it and make you self-conscious

but I won't be because my drip is dope I love it do you anyway we have a lot of things to talk about today and more than anything else the most important thing

the biggest story in the nation right now I believe is this there's this high school high school boy who want who was not allowed to have his gun. This is, uh,

explaining this, read this headline to me. A student's yearbook photo with firearms sparks controversy. Why? Why? Let me ask you another thing that sparks controversy. The American Revolution. Did that spark a little controversy?

So what? Mm-hmm. You know, the War of 1812, the TED Offensive. Did he think that controversy? Did we win the TED Offensive? I forget. I think we lost that one, right?

Do you even know what the Ted offensive is? It was Vietnam, right? Yes. We lost a lot of those things. We started on their holiday, right? Ted is a holiday. Right, so why did you just leave me hanging like that? If you knew, you see, you just letting me sit there, Stu.

Why did you, why did you do that way? So you think that it's, it's, you know, a young man if he wants to have his gun in his year before. We'll see what the story is. I do think it's not necessarily. people don't know what the story So to summarize the story This kid posed in a yearbook photo

This is the photo here This is the photo You know he's not He's not pointing it at the camera He's not brandishing I wish he was I think that would be a nice thing I'll give a nice gesture

Imagine there's the fear of striking the terrorists If they saw this boy pointing a gun right Hey you want to come You want to start fire here You want to start a wildfire in my town here's my way here's your wildfire i'll fire wildly you know um i think it's a nice picture i think

he's got a nice composition nice lines the the thing in the fence whatever you call that the poles i think it's i think it's a nice picture it's not the bad i mean it could have a little less you know more shallow boca which i hate pronounced bocha when you when the background's out of focus right yeah when you get that little yeah jewel effect jewel effect where it looks a little be jewel like almost in the background

I mean maybe if you're if you're laying on a bed of diamonds it might look bejewled but you know typically it might if it's leaves I don't think it looks like jewels but yeah sure I don't get school shooter vibes from the sky why would you even say that

why would you even slander this kid the possibility of that just happens to be a high school and he happens to have a big gun and he happens to be showing a picture of him with the gun in the high school why why would you even think of that well well i'm saying the opposite i'm saying i'm saying that he that i'm trying to say that he doesn't right but you're saying it you're like you're putting it out there in the ether just because just because he wants his image in the yearbook i mean i think it's already put out there in the either i think that's why it's controversial right because there's a bunch of

school shootings and they and they want to uh curtail you know gun fantasies and they're worried that people will look at this photo of this guy holding this cool gun it'll give him a bunch of gun fantasies it's just a good first one to me it's just a man to be holding an axe or a hammer it's just a tool oh I see he's a hunter what do you hunt with that kind of gun I mean anything you want anyone you want I mean you can with it. Let's go back to the story. Let's see the details. I feel like you're jumping to, you're saying, you know, but you are thinking of it. I'm defending this kid. It didn't even occur to me that he could be a school shooter. I'm saying the way he's holding, the way he's

sitting, the way he's holding it. It doesn't seem like a kid who's like, you know, wants to unleash his vengeance on his schoolmates. It seems like a kid who's used to having a gun. Yeah. He's holding it casually. He knows what he's doing. Not in a menacing way. He knows what he's doing he's wise beyond his years that's that's my affirmation he knows how to use that guy he could really please a woman with that gun sure i mean i mean do you want a guy who doesn't have a gun like if you're a pick if you have an app that had the option apps don't usually you know dating apps tinder bumble was a fisting were these apps grinder rinder fist fist boy fist girls yeah they don't usually give you the option like you know gun gun gun or no gun but i would if you had the

option wouldn't you like would you would you would you choose no gun i would choose no gun i don't know what kind of i don't know how traction works in your head only because of statistical realities i'm not saying you need the gun that's not what i'm probably if given the option wouldn't choose you know you just but you just judge it based on context okay so if you saw that guy have a nice like you know uh what what what gun would you turn down what version of this picture would you have said no to it's not about the gun it's about is there a crazy, is there a crazy light, you know, about the guy? This kid seems pretty calm, actually.

Yeah, I think, well, what, tell me about this boy. Also, I don't even even want it. This isn't even appropriate. This is a high school age boy. Yeah. There shouldn't really even be any, any discourse. No one was asking whether he was attracted to them out. That's not the point.

The point is that he's confident. And I think schools should teach you confidence, you know. I think schools should do what they can, not to teach you how to date, but to teach you to be confidence so you can look at a woman in the eye and say, I have value. Look at me, I have a gun. I use it.

I hunt. I'm really good at hunting. I can shoot. All right? I have worth. You can't, you know, just because, just because, you know,

I can't buy, I don't have a, I can't buy you all the, I can't put you on Rizz at the diamond store necessarily. Does it mean that, you know, I'm not worth it. You know, I have other values.

You know, if a man comes to your house and tries to take from you, you know, your virtue, you're virtuous, the virtue inside your legs, you know? Do you want someone who can stop them or do you want some guy who rizzed you up with diamonds at the diamond store? Pick.

So you feel... Not you, I'm saying, but these women should pick. Go ahead. So you feel that, that a man's main worth to a woman is his ability to take life, destroy flesh with a weapon. I think you're putting words in my mouth. I don't think that's my his, no, no, no. But if that's what you're good at, if that's all you've got to go with, I think that's a valid thing.

There's plenty of women who are very afraid. Yeah. The world is getting more dangerous. People being set on fire on the subways. there's wildfires and looters and who knows who's starting these wildfires is it mother nature or is it arsons arsonists right

arson boys whatever I mean it's terrorists just people ramming people into cars I mean cars into traffic blowing up trucks in the middle of Vegas so don't tell me there's not scared women out there there's plenty of scared women

who the guy might not be able to to talk, you know, with Panish, like a podcaster, you know, he might not be able to game well. But, you know, some women value, like, I don't need that. I don't need, you know, you can handle yourself, in my opinion. I don't think you can. No, I know. But I'm saying, like, it was like, I'm bringing enough to the table. So you can worry about the, you can worry about the other stuff on your own time.

Right. But this kid, if this kid's like, okay, I don't got the other, I'm not, I can't. I can't spit, you know, spit fire. Like, I can't spit a fire mixed tape. I can, you know, I can, I can shoot a man trying to get at you. Yeah. That's, that's something. It's all about choice.

This is America. It's my choices. Pick your, pick, pick, pick your poison. So I think it's, I think it's a valid thing to teach young men that sometimes having a gun is an attractive thing. I just think that, you know, dying together at the hands of a, uh, at the hands of an intruder could be its own kind of bonding experience you know you can look at that in a romantic way okay like our time on earth is it is ended I'm not risen that idea for you're that's that sick to

me it's I find that gross and sick perverse acceptance you know I feel like there's value a little bit and accept that somebody you know yeah somebody can just shoot you I'll offer I'll offer take it to me even don't want to accept no I'll offer I'll get him to a second location I'll say I've I have jewels. Come with me to get the jewels. Oh. And then I'll do something. That's great.

I'll just start shaking, moving, pissing myself, distract them. Hit them with a snow globe. We should get more snow globes, by the way. Oh, I would love some snow globes. Heavy snow globes. If I hit someone with a snow glove, they ain't getting up. I don't think they are. The right snow globe.

We're getting off track here. This kid, let's bring this kid back up. So what's the story? What is, what, what, what did he do? dude, he sent a letter, like, to go to the yearbook saying, like, you know, he wanted to do stuff to them, or what's... Okay, so, um, uh, one student's senior portrait is causing controversy at a Vermont high school. Vermont, they're, you know, I would think that this would be non-controversial. Sure, this would be like, you know, why do I have a gun?

Because I'm shooting, you know, the elk who's trying to, you know, who's trying to, uh, get my, get my, get my, get my, get my, you know? Yeah. I mean, you need a gun just to get a, a deer out of your wife. so it doesn't drown the death. Vermont. Jeez. What are these people doing up there? What happens?

The principal said there's no good? The school won't allow the photo in the yearbook, even though the teen says there are no instructions to follow, and he's frustrated the picture was shot down. Yeah, look, if you want to keep guns out of your yearbook, you better have a rule. You know, you better list everything because I'm like, you're trying to try something, track it something by.

You know, I'm going to be like, I'm gonna have like an animal's an animal's you know asshole right I'm a dead rat on my shoulder no rule you don't got a rule what's the problem I'm gonna have a I'm gonna have a flag of ISIS it's no rule you know you're gonna persecute me right they're right the the the retort might be that you know they might not think that there needed to be a rule because there always needs be rules. This is America. We're all about pushing the boundaries. All right.

Yeah, that guy didn't get arrested for having a nicest flag on this thing. He got shot to death because he rammed into people. You're allowed to have a nicest flag. I'm not like it. I'm not happy about that. I'm not pro.

But I'm just saying, like, if you, people are allowed to express themselves. I got to say, you're much more formative to argue when you're wearing those glasses. There's something really intimidating about looking into your eyes and just seeing a bright void. It's all me. That's just, that's what I'm being in the inside. I've always been a bright void.

You shouldn't realize it because I'm, but now I'm blossoming. All right. So what's going on with the kid? Is the kid, uh, expelled? Um, Flander says he wanted to use the photo to show his passion for hunting. Okay. I grew up hunting and my parents hunt, my grandparents hunt. I've been hunting since I was eight.

Yeah, it's when I passed my hunter safety scores. I've gone to several different courses. I shoot at ranges. I like shooting. That's what I like doing. This is nerd shit. I wanted to be like, look, look, there's a lot of shit going down. I don't know where fresh water is going to be in two years, so I need a gun.

That's what you should have said, not like my daddy hunts. Forget what your dad does. Does he even doing anything my dad does? because I'm slowly killing myself. The superintendent says this is the photo was denied by the principal because under school policy, depictions of guns are generally deemed

to be inappropriate over safety concerns. It's like a putz, Puts, principal puts. Let's start some kind of campaign. Let's start some kind of, I want to be this, to help this kid out. Give him his gun.

Well, I think he still has his gun. Let him show his gun. the gum we should I mean he's like the underage kid I don't want him on the show no

but I mean I wish he was an adult so I could have on the show I don't want I don't trust kids there was like you have a kid on and he's like talking about guns all of a sudden I'm guilty for crime somehow I'm promoting youth crime I don't need that

I don't need a congressional investigation but I do want to support this kid's ability to express his love for hunting and his and just the white people and his desire to let people know not to fuck with him. You know? Maybe he's afraid.

But you know the best thing to do when you're afraid? Start waving the gun around. Ah, I have a gun. But what if these guys are, where he's getting bullied? That's the best thing to do. I mean, I had my thing I did

where I started to shoot myself on the front lawn. Very effective. Sure, but I mean, I feel like this could be a little even, this might be a little more effective even. Just having a picture going there. I don't know.

What's that? I like to hunt deer. Mm-hmm. That's all. Just deer and muskrats. Don't fuck with me. I love it. I love the vibe.

I love the Riz. I love to drip. I should get some of that camo. Next week, I'm going to have camel on. Do I have my hat? My hat's got a little camo on it, right? Yeah. I'm going to get a camo shirt.

What are you thinking of that? You're going to start hunting? I'd love to hunt. I love animals. I don't want to kill an animal for no reason. But I, we do suvied now. I do, have I mentioned this before? I do suvied, right?

I make suvi chicken all the time. And so I could slow cook venison and make it real nice. So venison can be very tough. I had a guy I knew once, a blind guy, you know, the deaf guy. And he gave me venison. And, you know, he told me to slow cook it, but I didn't. I was pan fried and put it in the sandwich. the toughest thing I've raped my life.

But now I got sousvied. So, yeah, I'm going to start hunting. Great idea. I didn't even think of that. Great idea. Let's move on from this. What's the kid's name? Preston Flanders.

Preston Flanders. No, we were alive still. We stand in solidarity with Preston Flanders. Right? I don't think he seems like a bad kid. I don't know if I'd go so far as to say I stand in solidarity. I really hope he doesn't do the things that you accused him of. Like, considering the many school shootings that have gone on,

it might not be the most unreasonable thing to ask. Like, let's just not highlight the guns. How about we highlight the people who are not, why don't we, like, here's it. We never highlight the people who are doing the right thing with guns. You know, that's the thing. All we do is talk about the people who use the guns for poor judgment. Is that a proper way, some of school, poor judgment?

judgment. Right. Those school shooters executed poor gun judgment. This kid has great gun judgment. He shoots animals. That's what you're supposed to do with them. I feel like poor gun judgment is more like when, you know, some flippant gun-toting parent sits on their gun the wrong way and it shoots their toddler or something.

Why do they sit on their gun the wrong way? So they leave their gun on the on the couch? Their gun and their babies Bassinette Yeah And they're sitting in a bassinet I actually have a theory about this Sure how would you hear this theory

I wonder how many of these Because like apparently Toddlers shooting themselves in the face With a gun is like The number one or two cause Of babies dying or something It's like a huge cause of death Toddler shooting

Wait hold on Toddler shooting themselves in the face Is the number one Gun Violence death Accidental gun death Is toddlers shooting themselves in the face? More or less. Maybe toddler depression is the problem.

Supposedly. But, you know, I was thinking about this recently, and it's like, how many of these situations do you think are just like the parent by shooting their baby and then planning it in their hands or something? It's saying it was an accident. You think his parents were a throwdown piece? Yeah. Wow. I think they're, they're mucking with the crime scene. Because the worst thing in the world that you can do

Is like stupidly shoot your own baby You know accidentally shoot your own baby Not purposely shoot your own baby I mean that might be worse It might be better But it's better I mean I guess you can argue Is your argument can I guess

Yeah That like well at least You won't accidentally I mean the guy who accidentally shoots his baby Might accidentally shoot my baby Right That's your point? Yeah It's fouls

The guy who shot his baby It's probably just a It's probably a target. All the babies downing at his hands will be in his house. Right. So at least just don't go, you know, that's a fair. I mean, I don't know if it's accurate because he might get a taste for it. And he ran out of his own babies, you know.

He's like, oh, I've shot it with my baby. It's addictive. Yeah. And now I don't have a baby issue. Oh, there's other babies around. So there might be a flaw in your logic, but I get what you're saying. But, um, uh, anyway. I think there are, I think this is, you got to look into this.

Look at the, the toddlers. Because if you have to choose between being a parent who accidentally shot their own baby. Right. And a parent whose baby accidentally shot themselves, you would want the latter. You would want the world, you would want the world to believe the latter. I don't concede to your false dichotomy. I would do neither. I would either shoot myself nor my baby accidentally.

I won't shoot my, I won't shoot my baby either way. And I won't shoot myself accidentally. so i mean that's just i mean i and like the fact that people that's the thing people i understand young men i'm speaking mostly young men here you have to understand that people want to the back you into a corner lucy in this case but in general it's people not just women but people you know you want back you in the corner oh you know you're going to shoot your baby or yourself in the face by mistake you need and you don't concede to their their their false premise right I think I'm quote nine rand here but check your premises

well by you know you have to shoot one or the other it's just it's faulty logic no no I'm saying that you can get by without shooting yourself or your baby in the face I'm saying that if it's already done if it's already happened right you would rather you would rather the world believe one than the other so if it's like a choose your adventure book remember those that I mean I don't think of honestly honestly tampering with a crime scene can be a a little bit, like, choose your own adventure.

That could be a great, we should bring those back. Do they want to remember those? We used to have them. I mean, you know, if you're a little younger, I don't remember them being popular after my childhood. But there were these books where you, like, it would be like, you'd only read half a book, really, because it'd be like, this kid, like, oh, I'm, what would it be?

Like, I'm, you know, I got to go check the basement. Do I go to the basement or call the cops? And you'd be like, oh, I don't know, call the cops. And the book ends. I don't know. I don't remember the plots. These were stupid books, but they were like, you basically go to page 22 if, if you choose to, you know, submit your yearbook photo with the gun, you know, and then the story would continue that way. Right.

But we could do it with child shootings or, like, if you shoot your child in the face, go on page 12. If you shoot yourself in the face, go to page 22. That could be a new thing. Yeah. I'm trying to make us money here. I'm trying to get more drip. Gun crime, choose your own adventure. It looks like you're enthusiastic enough of my choose you're an adventure child.

I mean, look, it can either be a, you can either die a hero or accidentally shoot your baby. Live long enough to accidentally shoot you. So what's, we'll move on from this, I think. Yeah. Good luck to this kid. We've ridged this kid up enough. We've glazed them enough. Hope he doesn't do anything bad.

I'm pleased them uh not this this is a not this these wildfires are still going on in Atlanta no LA was it not Atlanta what am I saying Atlanta Los Angeles

and apparently friends of the show Prince Harry I say it facetiously uh he fulfills an elderly elderly man's donut Wait, what?

Prince Harry fulfills elderly man's donut request. Okay, donut request. I thought he was, you know, filling a man's, you know, I mean? Mm-hmm. What do you mean, when you say, I'm filling a man's donut, what does that sound like to you? Prince Harry, like, fucking an old man. That's what I was getting that. Donut request.

Wait, so he's, he's supposed, I will find one, he says. Can we, can you help me out here? What's going on here? This sounds like they pretended they were going to help with the fire, and they're just getting donuts for a day. Prince Harry fulfilled an elderly man's special request at an emergency evacuation center in California amid the series of wildfires devastating the Los Angeles area.

On January 10th, Prince Harry and Megan Markle went incognito for a visit to Pasadena Convention Center to help with the relief effort following the eaten fire. So it wasn't fighting the fire. I thought he was like fighting the fire, and he put the hose down. to get some old man. I'm going to get an old man a donut.

Like, oh, help me. Put this out. All right, so it's a little better, I guess. According to Pasadena Mayor, Victor Gordo, who spent time with the Duke and Duchess, Harry hopped into action when an elderly man asked for a donut. Honestly, I don't think that such requests, special requests should be indulged. Right. And in an emergency like that, you get what you get.

I think, what kind of selfish old man is asking for a donut? What were they doing? Unless, like, is this a thing where he's, like, at a table and he's got donuts and croissants and, like, juice and the guy's, like, can I have a donut? And he's like, sure. And his article is just like, Harry fulfills request for donuts. I'll find one. It's right there. I mean, I mean, I wasn't, you'll find it.

I mean, just give me a donut. Yeah. I'll take it. Can I just take it? I mean, you're standing there. I thought you're going to hand stuff to me. I'll just take it myself. I'm a seven-year-old man and grab a donut.

I think that's probably what happened to you. this is just a selfish old man being indulged for a for a photo op uh gordo told the pasadena star news that he saw prince harry 40 sitting with a bedridden elderly man all right he's belt bedridden who cares this is harry this is trolling a chocolate factory yeah no he's just like a grandpa joe a piece of shit yeah wow grandpa joe catching his strays there's no donut here but I will find one

what do you go he goes he goes he goes he started digging into a burned down donut shop looking for it he says Prince Prince what do you what are you doing he's like oh I'm just looking for a donut for this all you can't feed him that

that's been in the ash look we actually need volunteers do you have a system here you're taking up space your photographers is taking up space. You're not helping. Oh, we really want to help.

All right. I mean, it's actually a big, big crisis. Yeah. I know you want to be seen to help, but, I mean, it's a big crisis. No, I want to be here. The first thing he does is, like, go off campus and buy a donut for this old man. Yeah. That's not what we're doing here.

We're not, we're not. He just wanted to get out of there. It probably smelled. He probably smelled. I mean, I, I, I used to see burn victims at the morgue. I know it would smell like barbecue I mean because that's you think that's just a smell of chickens

really I guess the smell of I don't know burnt skin or whatever or maybe maybe we're all alike in some ways maybe I should be a vegetarian because people smell like burnt chicken sometimes when they die I don't want to get into it I don't want to but you know

he didn't like to smell he didn't like smell like burnt chicken well I mean that's the most common thing you smell that's burnt in my opinion at barbecue I'm like my dad would burn chicken sometimes When you're thinking barbecue chicken But what dead people smelled like burned chicken

People who burned to death obviously Oh I was gonna say the burned one Yes Yes you only I mean I maybe I haven't talked about that before Some people you know burned Yeah People died in these fires

Right You know And maybe Prince Harry didn't like seeing the burns The burns Do you remember how your burn guy burned I didn't have It wasn't my burn guy first of all second of all uh it wasn't just one and people burn the house fires and stuff i don't

know car fires you know things like that happened yeah yeah that's not good i wouldn't like to burn to death no it's one i mean i can't i have no special knowledge on the burning part i was yeah i wasn't there for the for the for that um so i don't know but i've heard it's a bad way to go I heard that it was actually better than others. Burning to death? Yeah, the burning to death that you actually... It's probably worse if it's like you're being burned at the stake because like the fire's climbing up. Right.

But I heard that your nerve endings burn off pretty quickly. As opposed to what? Being shot in the head? I mean, I guess if you were like, as opposed to being tortured for 12 days by terrorists, yeah, I guess I'd rather burn the fire. Shot in the head is definitely the best way to be murdered. I mean, yeah, or being thrown off or something, don't have a plane. Hmm.

Because that's just fear. Turn out of a plane. Yeah. But then you're conscious for that entire fall. It's terrifying. It's thrilling. Wouldn't you be, you wouldn't find thrilling to be like free falling.

No, when you get, but, oh, you know, you can't stop it. You're not going to pull a, you know, big a parachute midfall. Right. So you just accept it. You know, this is, I'm, and be of time. Time, you've like minutes, I think. I guess if you do have that kind of monk-like acceptance in you,

then you can actually make that quick transition to from, I'm going to die to skydiving or something. I mean, if you're, if you're, picture this, you're in a river or a pond or a lake and your car, you go over, right? Yeah. We've seen these scenes a million times in movies and stuff and, you know, and the car starts filling up with water. You're struggling to get out, right? Yeah. The whole time, because, like, you might be able to. And then people say, oh, let it fill up with water first, then the pressure will go down.

Some people say it doesn't work. I don't know. Oh, shit. I saw a recreation of that one time. It doesn't work. It doesn't work at all. Was that? Did you see a murder?

At least not if you're in some shitty car. Only do it if you're in a new car. Why is that? I mean, because they pointed out, I was watching this demonstration. Maybe I can find it. Maybe. Where the guy let his, you know, in a kind of old beat up car, let it sink underwater. and to see if he could get out

if he could get out in time after it equalized, after the pressure equalized. And he couldn't do it, they had to break him out. Did he have an old beat-up car? Or, I mean, because first of all, that thing's probably 10 years old, right? But you watched?

It's old, yeah. Yeah. And so when you say new car, people think Tesla, cyber truck, don't do it in a Tesla. Don't drown in a Tesla. Well, don't, I mean, I would never drive a Tesla. those door handles are going to fuck you up it's retard yeah because some guy will try to save you and you won't be able to figure out how to open the door because they

Elon must decide he wanted to make a new door handle a new type of door handle thank you thanks Alon um right but I'm saying is like I don't know how you you're claiming you have to have some kind of newfangled car but I mean what kind of how new of a car I think you're talking about some guy brought up some old jalopy I don't know it might just work better in a car that isn't like old and shitty. But how old is my point? You understand the distinction here? Yeah, I mean, I forget exactly what kind of car it was.

You're giving bad advice to people who might die. Don't put this in their heads. Always try to get out of the car. I don't want you to think, like, oh, this is a 2012 Kia. I'm not even going to, I'm just going to resign to die. I'm just saying, don't just wait around for that, for the water to. Sure. I don't know what it's true, honestly.

Yeah, don't wait for it to fill. But you see my point now? all of this doesn't there is none of that when you're falling from a plane right it's just there's nothing you can do yeah there's no options you're just gonna you're just gonna hit the ground at some point yeah so you might as well just you know try make yourself into into into a into a point you know kind of like you're diving almost you know they said they call it skydiving but don't never seem to do that um i guess because that's trying to round but you know there have been a couple people who have gotten sucked out of plans over the years, you know, during a, during some

kind of failure. Okay. What's, uh, do you think they had fun? Do you think they had fun on their way down? Well, I mean, how common do you think this mindset is? I've always, well, you have to, look, you have to think about the ways you want to die, um, given the option. Now, this is not like my previous conversation where I said, don't accept, you know, these,

these are ifs, you know, if, if you're falling out of a plane. choose to choose to die well That's all I'm saying I'm not saying like You know jump out If a plane has turbulence Open up the hatch and jump out

I'm not making that claim Right I'm not doing that It's all about the mindset It's all about letting go Like that frozen song Right Just let it go

And let it go Jump you know You're gonna hit the ground You might as well let it go Those are the words right Yes And right So I mean just

What are we talking about? Oh, this donut. Oh, okay. So here's, he takes off and 10 minutes later he returns with a donut. The gentleman looks up and says, I guess I need my carbs and sugar. This guy, this guy, this guy, this guy, this old man should have been told, you get what you get. The old man said, I guess I need my carbs and sugar. Yeah.

Why not just thank you? Yeah. Probably because he didn't ask for it. Well, thank you so much. He probably said something like, you got a donut? I'll get you one. Oh, no, no, it's not fine. No, I'll go.

He drove off like 10 minutes and he's like, ah, fuck, what is this guy doing? I guess I need my carbs and shit. Like, no one would be, otherwise you'd just be like, thank you so much for getting me a donut. But he didn't really ask for a donut. These people are always lying, these, these, uh, these, uh, these, uh, these Harry's and Megan's. Yeah. Yeah, right.

Okay. So this is like some pre-planned thing. Is there a picture? They have a follow-up of this guy? Gordo, uh, oh. Gordo was named Gordo? Yeah. Do they have a pet?

picture of the old man i don't think so maybe he was pretty veteran sick why is there a bed in the middle of what's going on here this guy's just guys just hanging out in his bed he drag his bed in the shelter i'll get it i mean if the job is just bringing donuts i'll send donuts right now i didn't know that was an option i didn't know i could claim to be helping the fire by like i'll just do an uberete's to like you know shout out where you want you're I'll Uber Eats donuts to wherever I'll send some Uber Eats driver into into the well it'll be the relief center right it's not going in the middle of the fire right yeah I'll do that I'll be I'll be Prince Harry for a day Jesus I thought he was like I mean he's just

me a follow-up on you aren't you like a helicopter pilot wasn't he like didn't he like drop bombs over Afghanistan or something like go farmers and stuff I'm pretty sure he was yes he was yes what do you think he did i mean i'm not saying he did i mean that was a claim look it up because i don't know why you being incredulous i'm not me you think i'm trying to put him on riz i'm trying to glaze up harry i'm pretty sure he was like supposed to be a helicopter pilot right wait oh i forgot harry claims he killed 25 in afghanistan draws anger and worry why are you killing so many people i mean how many taliban did you find And his memoirs spare, Harry says he killed more than two dozen Taliban militants

while serving as an Apache helicopter co-pilot gunner in Afghanistan from 2012 to 2013. It's really hard to verify who's a Taliban militant from your coat. You have that big, like, machine, that thing that, like, you know, Schwarzenegger, the mini gun that Schwarzenegger has in T2. He's just mowing down people. Like, there's a, was that a militant? Yes, sir, that was a militant. That was a militant. She was a militant.

The little one was a militant, too. Jesus Christ Get this guy I mean you know I take it back don't put him in the air He writes that he feels neither satisfaction Nor shame about his actions Well that's that's that's sociopathic I guess

And in the heat of battle regarded enemy combatants As pieces being removed from a chessboard Badi is eliminated before they could kill goodies Totally normal behavior Totally down to earth base normal way to look at human life they just lower

the cogs on the wheel they're just pegs the peasants that's what Harry's saying I can't do a British accent the peasants that's not British that's pretty crazy

I didn't know that yeah so why does he get up there in a helicopter and drop some water instead of getting donut gonna go on a freaking you know donut queen or sugar bush whatever I will tell you this

there is more donut shops in LA in like a two block radius I've ever seen anywhere in my life like altogether there's so many donut shops in LA it's tons there's a big donut culture there I thought I thought that they were all about pokey balls and and and fruit fruit off the vine not really I mean they have that but it seems like they're really the donuts like most people who are not like celebrities and you know people who do like you know Instagram uh inspirations or whatever you call it, you know, they just eat donuts all day

and smoke cigarettes and start fires. So there's that. But thank God they're here. I think, I think, I think, uh, I think Megan's got a Netflix show and they're getting divorced or something. I don't care. Uh, let's move on from them.

I've had enough of them. Gordo shared that the man turned to Harry and said, if you ever run for anything, I'll vote for you. He can't run for anyone. I guess he can run for anything with his president. Yeah, yeah, he could be a governor. Get that guy out of the country.

He's going to vote for some British monarch? Isn't that break the anointeement, old noblemans clause or whatever it's called? The Enoluments Clause? The Logan Act or something. I was mad at this guy up until now, but now I think maybe he just doesn't exist. Yeah, he's all made up.

He said he's vote for me. What? This is just somehow of phantom old man. This is just a ghost of your mother. This is his Bo Biden. Yeah. This is the ghost of, what's the guy

don't you off yet yet enough for this move off please next thing Michelle Obama you have been curious about her today what was that

I'm always curious about you've been sniffing around her Big Mike I'm always curious I'm a kid what what it's fine I mean, if that's true, I'm fine with it. That's the difference between me and everyone else.

I think it's cool. Right. I think it's great. It might not be true. But I hope it is. I think it's great. I do. Would you like her better if she was?

Yes. Yes. She's fine. I think she's talented. Like, I've said for a while that she's probably the best option the Democrats had to run. Now, she's not a political person per se. I don't know if she's ever run for anything. She was, I think she was an organizer with the,

Barack back in the day, right? Yeah, I think so. So she had some kind of background and whatever. But what the fuck is that matter anyway these days? She's like just the most, everyone the Democrats have, they're all like damaged goods or like 90 years old. So I said for years they should run her. Now she don't want anything to do with that, apparently.

And she don't want anything to do with going to funerals either or inauguration. So this is the inauguration. She also, last week she didn't go to the funeral of Jimmy Carter. That's a pretty big one. That's weird. Yeah. Can we have that one first? Because this one is just, they're just not giving the answers.

I mean, she might be sick or something. I don't know, but she doesn't go to Jimmy Carter's funeral. Now, what's the, what are they, I heard. Look at us sad Joe Biden looks. Is that frigging, is that Bill O'Reilly? I know, that's, that's, uh, what's her name's his husband? Um, oh, Kamala Harris's husband. Yeah, he looks like Bill O'Reilly of these, well, that's on.

I can't really see that well. Man, I don't recognize him at all. She didn't show him at all during the... No, Doug did not get rizzed up at all. No Riz for Doug. But this is the Jimmy Carter... Now, I've said a lot of times, Jimmy Carter, you know, was a vicious man

who had a lot of vendettas, and I would never want to live in a house he built because he was an old man. It was a peanut farmer, not a builder. I don't have to reiterate this. But, you know, he's a beloved human being, for some reason. fine fine i mean he meant well and she didn't go to his funeral because she's on vacation

this is not a political attack i just don't it just seems weird on a level of like you know when you're a first lady no one asks you to do that much right yeah and like these people make a lot money because of this right it's not like oh i we did our service oh yeah it's their whole life yeah but i mean they're million they're many multi millionaires because of presidency they live in the ostentious wealth maybe not bill gates his house but you know they're doing very well and like no one really asks you to be anywhere except one of these five guys dies so it just

seems odd that she didn't show up because she usually seems like a pretty classy broad what do you think divorce oh maybe i mean that's best possible i mean let's look at the article um former first lady michel obama did not attend the state funeral Thursday for former president jimmy carter except for Michelle Obama all of the living former presidents and their spouses were at the funeral Michelle Obama's office confirmed she did not attend the funeral

but did not say where she was or why she was absent Oh I thought they said she was on vacation I think she was in Hawaii I read one thing that says she was in Hawaii So I don't know Oh okay yeah CNN reported before the funeral that the former first lady had been

Had a scheduling conflict and remained in Hawaii Or she had been on an extended vacation Yeah I mean there's something going on i think maybe she is eyeing and wrong i think she is maybe trying to do a coup you heard it here first i have no proof per se but i would not i'll just say it this way i wouldn't be surprised at all if moselle obama let's say moshel obama michel obama at some point between now and the inauguration tries to do a coup it just wouldn't surprise me because why else would she be absent because she's busy risen up her troops

right getting them on glaze I mean I don't know who are people would be who like who do you think she could get people to the effect and like and do a little coup

people from who from the military sure I mean there's tons of disloyalty in the military and intelligence community I can't speak for the military but the intelligence community

for sure and they'll just have you know the soldiers are all guys we know that but you know the way coups work if you look at this at all it's you got you don't you're recruiting soldiers hey take a poll who wants to do a coup you get the generals that's how it works right yeah there's like four major generals like we did iran you got you got you got a couple of major generals they have you know i mean not the major like the rank i'm saying like generals is important guy is important guy not some generals in charge of human resources

well that might not be bad the purse strings that's important who pays the salaries right right like little finger in the game of throne show remember that show uh just saying like you know who maybe maybe you want to get the comptroller on board yeah whatever point is uh the treasury secretary i mean look maybe she just hated jimmy carter do you think you think maybe he fucking grabbed grabbed grabbed do i think jimmy carter groped michel obama i don't know why would she hate him just because he's gross and old I mean, it's hard for me to imagine Jimmy Carter doing groping. He's the one president I don't think of as particularly.

How many times we have to see the beloved man fall? Yeah. And shown to be, you know, Bill Cosby was America's dad, right? Yeah. You may not remember that, but he was. He was my dad. It was everyone's dad. He wore sweaters and the pudding and the jello.

We all loved them. We never thought he was drugging women to, to sex, to sex slavedom, you know? Who else? Kevin Spacey, beloved.

Yeah, you're right. I guess I should have learned by now. There could have been some, some freakoffs going on in those, in those habitat for humanity houses. I mean, honestly, it's a, again,

I have no proof, I don't know, but I mean, yeah, it sounds like a perfect, it's kind of like in Breaking Bad. Remember that last season where they were like, we'll just start,

we'll do bug bombs. We'll be for exterminators and we'll just, and we'll just make them out of these in her houses. It's like that, but they're building the house And you're doing sex parties That would be a thing You know And then all the evidence gets destroyed

Because you're doing like a home A home restoration or something I don't know So you think he touches Michelle Obama I'm just speculating She's not into it Or maybe he says something racist Well meaning

But racist Maybe he's yeah I don't know I don't want to speculate But yeah maybe he called her a racist name maybe she called him using the M word but in a fun way yeah like he was doing a little rap right you know and she's like I ain't play like

like Brock's you know one of the guys he's like I got I got maybe maybe Jimmy Carter he's around for a long time maybe he knew how to rap a little bit I'm saying he was like a great rapper but you know maybe he could like maybe I mean maybe he would just like people seem to like him he's a likable guy so maybe he's like a lot of these politicians you look at them on TV

like a Mitch McConnell guy or whatever or um even the guy like ted kennedy like who's this guy this guy's like obnoxious right they but in a room these guys don't how to press flesh and work the room right they're great at that but he doesn't always transmit the tv these politicians so maybe jimmy carter i mean he was out of office for decades maybe at one point he realized it was a lot of fun to watch a guy like him do a little rap and he starts quoting like you know teupac lyrics or method man lyrics you know and um and you know and you know and Obama really he's like respect you know Barack but Michelle like I don't play like that you know I mean this is a possibility yeah um that good theory maybe maybe we have the gun

around in front of her and she didn't like and she felt unsafe maybe he's like I like to hunt and he fucking pulled out a desert eagle that was given to him at the camp david accords by a begon or whatever name was maybe maybe she touched him once to think she touched him no I mean maybe she touched him once to shake his hand or something at an event and it was just so repulsive to her the loose skin of his hand

and his liver spots bloodshot eyes were so disgusting to her like she can't even look at his dead body she's shallow I guess yeah well it's yeah either way she's just not having it she is not I mean maybe she has cancer I don't know

I mean we're gonna look she can't stand to look at Jimmy Carter because he's not a chance Right. I mean, that's what we're going with. It's possible that a week from now it's come out that she has cancer and she's seeking treatment in Hawaii. And then, you know, we'll feel bad. Sure. And we'll get her a donut. I'll get her a donut. But I hope we wish the best. But this is more interesting that she's not planning to go to the Trump inauguration. I feel like that's bigger. Well, I don't know. It's a good poll. I don't know that everyone always goes. Well, I think funerals, they always go. Well, I think funerals they always. always go to um but you but it's big i mean you i always confused this like i mean i was reading articles today and it seems like they do often go because sometimes it seems like they they duck out

real quick or maybe that's after the inauguration itself yeah i think you make an appearance and then you don't stick around maybe for the whole inaugural ball seems rude i just is four to eight years of service i can't fucking go one more than this party yeah oh those appearance of power well that's over that right The whole like, oh, it's like the no animosity, you know, we fought the good fight and now we're walking, you walking away into the sunset, that's over. Like, you know, why can't I get a few more, you know, crepes? You know, what do you call those things? What do they call all odors, cruditutaties, but like canopies? Canapes.

I want a couple canopays. I'll give you, I'll give you the nuclear football back, but give me a couple canopays on my way out. Yeah, I don't understand. not sticking around for a couple of canopays. Those things are always great. I love a fucking can't pay. But the quality is for people catering the inaugural ball. You would hope.

Yeah. You would hope it's not just chicken nuggets, right? Yeah. I mean, you serve for that football team. They'd pretend like they were happy about it. Sometimes they go a little too pretentious with it. What you want is kind of a pig in a blanket or something. You don't want, you know, it's like they do a whole deconstructed thing where there's a little

cup and then you have to dip something in it. look i don't i don't i don't want to take a friggin pregnancy test as an hors d'oeuvre i agree with you on that yeah but i don't know i pick as a blanket are a little like you know they're a little greasy but i mean you know i'm in a tuxes a white like a white tie affair i might want something a little less you know uh indigestion prone than a pig in a blanket that really i mean unless i use some kind of special smoke sausage um which that seems that does seem pretentious then but you're seeing me it's a bread hot dog which is delicious but I'm going to need a few ways to answer to go with that.

You want me popping pepsid or tums at the inaugural ball? Give me a nice, you know, deconstructed peanut butter and jelly goulash. You know? Are you sad that we're not going to get to go to the inaugural ball? Would you like to be there? I feel like we deserve to be there. Yeah. But, you know, am I sad?

I don't give people that kind of power over me. I decide which inauguration I go to. That's good. That's a hearty way to be. I've never decided to go. So we hope she's not, you know, bleeding right now or spotting, right? Yeah, I hope she's, I guess I hope she's not spotting. Spotting can also be a normal part.

Oh, that period thing? Of a woman's time. If she still has periods. And I don't want to make everything about periods. But as a woman, can you answer this? She's never had a period. Well, we don't know that. It'd be nice if she didn't.

I mean, that'd be a cool. Yeah. It'd be a very cool thing. But, I mean, because he's saying, yeah, right, yeah. I mean, that'd be a very just a cool thing to find out. You know, I mean, I mean, I think everyone would be better off if they were trying. I'm just saying, like, it would be cool to find that out after all this time. Oh, I actually do have one, especially after all the rumors.

It would be riveting. Especially after all the rumors, because it seems so crazy when we first heard it. That it was true. Oh, my God. That's the memoir I would read. Yeah. How I, how I went about. You played yourself.

You played yourself. Right. I mean, you know, eight years or something in the White House, hiding your cock from everybody. Well, I mean, I was trying to dance around the issue whole episode, but sure, just hiding that big juicy cock. fair i think that's fair um sure so um but yeah hopefully but if it below let's assume that's not true for a moment let's suspend disbelief and say it's not true uh would a period keep you from

going to jimmie car his funeral um i mean i don't think so not unless you know i don't know not unless there was some kind of, something unusual or medically, you know, medical emergency about it. Well, if there was, I don't think we'd call it a period. Yeah. Right. I think I have my period because, like, my, my uterus is a giant, a giant, like, a wound in it and it's bleeding. By period, you mean a gut wound. No, I wouldn't know.

Right. But, no, I don't think it's, it should interfere with your life in that way. Right. Well, that's good to know. um let's move on is there one more thing there's nothing more to squeeze out of her until she gives us what we need um see see okay this is this is a uh jontay poor i guess this came out last year the actual issue or whatever he was suspended but this jontay porter guy who and i watched some basketball but i wasn't too aware of

of this but texts have come out about his basically with the with the with the uh prefer proliferation of online betting uh this is i think inevitable but basically he this is a guy who was a player on the raptors of toronto raptors the basketball team and the NBA and he was uh i like the name the raptors by the way cool because i feel like i can actually that's like an animal that i can actually playing basketball a raptor yeah i don't understand what you're saying like i feel like the way they run and stuff like you could see them going up and bat down the court they can't palm the ball they can't you think they can dribble raptors those little arms just tiny little arms yeah but that would make it so much more fun to watch they have those claws they were just the ball would deflate

every time they touched it but that maybe maybe you're right anyway i'm sorry we'll engineer rafter to do that for you but uh apparently they've uh they've uncovered uh texts and he he was conspiring with other people and like taking himself out of the games can we scroll down yeah and just take a look at some of these texts i don't know it's uh new court documents show that former toronto raptors forward jontay porter uh texted alleged co-conspirators in his gambling case during the NBA game um authorities arrested the 39 year old Shane hennon in las Vegas on sunday as he was attempting to board a one-way flight to columbia henan had multiple cell phones and around 10 thousand dollars in cash when he was arrested 10k it's all he had you only this this was

monday he got seized because he got kicked out of the league i think back in april right i guess they found these texts or whatever but all he had is 10 i mean you're an NBA player all you're bringing is 10k whatever uh is there are scroll is there a text we can read or um under according to the court documents one of the alleged co-conspirators forwarded a text from Porter to Hennon on January 26th, hit unders for the big numbers, no blocks, no steals. I'm going to play first two to three minutes

stint off the bench. Then when I get subbed out, tell them my eye killing me again. My eye killing me. My eye is killing me again, basically. These texts seem kind of boring, but also very incriminating. Oh, for sure.

He's clearly, you know, they're screwing. And you made a point about this. We were talking about this before, and you think, that it's a the gambling is a problem in general yeah like as much as i would like to just be like yeah let people do whatever they want it definitely seems like an issue i feel like you know when cultures become big on gambling people just start losing their fucking family's money they lose their house we have the kids become destitute well i believe it could happen i mean

are people actually i mean are people losing their money well there is this one story in particular about this this guy Draft King sued after father of two gambles away one million dollars of his family's money and then like Wait gamble he gambled away before wait hold on Hold on a second this is this this this seems fishy Draft King sued after father of two gambles away a million of his family's money So I mean they have this is a rich guy already

This guy had I don't have a million dollars to gamble way. Yeah. And he is so he's so who's suing him. He said after one million dollars was family his money. I first of all, this is a rich guy. And I like to know what kind of job as regular people can have, right? I'm just to feel sorry for this guy. Right? Yeah. Where's my job where I can make a million dollars in a day? Can I go to the mine and make a million dollars a day? I mean, I don't know if he made a million dollars. But he didn't. He lost it. But I My point is, like, he could have won a million dollars. If he lost a million, it means he could have lost one a million.

I guess that's true. And you, that's America. I mean, you can't, you show me a place where I can risk anything. I can't, I can't bring me to communist Cuba and see if I can make a million dollars in a day. It's even possible. They'll laugh at me and put me in jail if I ask for that. We have a banana vaccine you can have. Yeah, well, where is that banana vaccine?

No one's bring, no one's important. Was Bobby Kennedy going to give me the banana vaccine? for lung cancer or whatever. He plundered his wife's bank accounts and maxed out her credit cards, stole his kids' Christmas money and baptism gifts according to a newly filed lawsuit. I'm drafting.

I'm like, what the fuck's got to do with us? Is this a motherfucker stealing a goddamn presents? Like, you come to us? Yeah, but to be fair, like their whole business model as exploiting people who have these addiction. It's also giving, I mean, he could have won.

He could have won. That's true. That's always apostasy. You know, if a guy goes to steal your gifts and he sells them to a crack dealer, it's a crack dealer at fault? You seem to think he is. Maybe a little bit. I don't think so. I think he's just, I think he's providing a service.

Personal responsibility is important. I mean, I don't think you should be able to collude, you know, and claim you have an eye infection in the NBA. But I mean, you know, this is a guy who could have beat them for a million dollars. Let's put our life savings and draft kings We've already gambled We've already gambled and lost Look What is your perfect world that you see

People just being, you know Just let around with leashes Just being fed donuts Yes Not allowed to express their their shooting ability I don't want any individuality I don't I don't want people to be able to really do

anything right protect you even you want you want a man who's never even seen a gun who's who's who's I didn't first of all I want a man I want a man who can't make a fist

first of all I can I say so I forgot before I didn't even think of before what are these yearbook pictures what what who's taking yearbook picture my yearbook picture was me in a captain and gown. Yeah, no, in mind, he was doing it

in some other setting. Right. When we did yearbook photos, everybody sat in the same stupid chair. Yeah, we didn't do props in front of the same stupid background. What's this say about you? How about your picture just shows who you are? That's all it is. This is not your big coming out party.

It's not your debutante ball. I'm still on the side of the gun kid, but I mean, not everything has to be a debutante ball. You know, if you want a gun, If you want gun themes, you can choose some gun quote, some quote about guns. Right. Like Chekhov's gun.

Sure. Or like, you know, your days are numbered because of my gun. Me, me, dash, me. Yeah, right. But, yeah, I wish them the best. I just don't know we're individuality is fine, but, you know, sometimes you just got to, you know, go to work. Sometimes you just got to join the Grand Collective, you know. Yeah.

and and give your soul to the collective. Not everything's a medium form for expression. And only serve the immortal we. Right. The immortal we. The we, the we, the on way. Sure, the immortal we. Yeah, I like that.

The immortal we. That sounds like communism. Are you trying to sneak communism into the podcast? You're always trying to sneak out for Lucy. I love her, but she's always trying to sneak communism with everything. the immortal we who wrote that bob marks anyway uh no it is it is aliquinto and she's right i mean so there are there are things we can learn from communism you know like shut up and just take your picture that's just that that'd be nice but you know but if you're going to let people

play ping pong and have pom-poms cheerleaders right yeah once you let the gates open then you kind of do, then they kind of do have the right to sit there with their gun in front of nature if they want. If you're going to have hobbies, so am I. All right. You may not like my hobbies. You made this happen. Thanks so much for tuning in and support in the show. Remember, you can like and subscribe and we suggest that you do.

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