Kump - Ep. 201 Dignity is a Choice

Episode Date: February 27, 2025

Ray and Lucie talk about Blackrock, vaccines, Trump’s plan for Gaza, and much more.Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week!Follow Kump on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/raykumpKump Hand Merch https://bonfire.com/store/kump/Follow Ray on Sound Cloud https://on.soundcloud.com/QbP8

Hello and welcome to Kopp. Hello. Hello, Lucy. Hi. almost like an AI. I feel like I've achieved a level of self-awareness. I've become more sentient. Because I realized over the past few, I don't know, weeks, months, years even,

I've had this kind of, it's been hard to articulate, just feeling this, that like somehow my dignity was just kind of leaving my body regularly and with a flow, a heavy flow. I've noticed the same thing, actually. You've noticed my, what? You've noticed my dignity going down? Sometimes I look at you and I think, you know, he's more animal than man now. Right.

I'm a debased creature. And I was struggling to find out why. I knew like that basically I didn't have any dignity left in my soul. Like, you know, just crumbs. Fragments of a man. Pieces of a person. Just a real pig of a soul And I said what is? Is it because I'm chasing

This podcast, YouTube Game of a Dream, Dream of a game Just chipping away at myself You know Giving little pieces here and there Little nuggets to the audience Dare I say some of fans That's time too unhumble

Are there any fans Or there's people watching As a man's dignity Goes down a toilet drain like so many turds in a bowl is that what I am my man in a clown suit

on death row getting curb stomped by the awareness that he's missed the boat they can't be a hype beast this America doesn't have talent and then I read something which crystallized

you know sometimes you know people say readings for for for losers and communists, and it is. But sometimes when you read something, you can, when you're being disgusted by Marxist ideologies or just, you know, this concept of love that you read on a page and you're going to go, who are these people? But they can teach you something about yourself

and your own weaknesses. Oh, absolutely, yeah, reading is magic. Sometimes you are the Marxist. And I read this today, and it really put things in perspective. How are we going to hear of this? Billionaire Black Rock CEO Larry Fink says people are saving too much

and not investing enough to, quote, retire with dignity. The great Larry Fink said that. Larry Fink of Black Rock, things that Americans are saving too much money. They're not investing. enough, and therefore, they won't die with dignity. I wonder what he thinks people should be investing in. Oh, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.

Here's the interesting thing about this. A house, maybe. How would they get a house? The buy from him, he won't sell it to them. If you're not familiar with Black Rock and Larry Fink, they're a private equity firm and amongst the things that they own are the entire country every house that exists in America every everything you buy is a good chance that they own as part of some portfolio some private equity portfolio where they aggregate every purchase that you make. I don't actually know exactly how it works.

I'm vamping a little bit. But we all know. They're buying every house. They bought up a ton of property during the pandemic. You can't get a house in this country. Unless you do only fans. Or your dad, you know, with a legacy at Dartmouth. Because Larry thinks off it to buy every house,

every trailer home, every deep. funked shack were and some garden gnome lives on the estate of some Long Island heiress you know that they get the old men to be naked with his hair that covers their genitals

for the folly of the rich you can't even get that because Larry Fink thinks you you're saving too much you the idea that I mean this is these are people who

You won't even give you a job digging a ditch, digging a ditch, but they care about your dignity? Larry Fink wants you in a concentration camp. Larry Fink wants you to be the lubricant that goes on the ball bearings in the joints, the elbow joints of Terminator robots. All right? He wants to build robots with your skin as the lubricant. And he tells me, oh, skin's actually that wet. Whatever the wet stuff is, the fat, the oil

of your hair, he wants to render you like you're a horse. He wants to turn you into glue. Horse glue. But he cares that you die with dignity. There he is. That's Larry Fink. This is Larry Fink right here. This is a man who cares

about, he wants to give you a Viking funeral when you die. He wants to give you a Viking funeral when you die. wants to be the guy who shoots the flaming arrow at your bed of reeds and sticks that you float on into the into the 80s itself, to the river sticks. He wants to set you on fire so that people can remember you like Beowulf. And to do that, here's what you got. All you have to do is this.

Stop saving your nuts for the future, like some chipmunk, and getting the game okay you got to get your you got to get you got to get you got to get the chips in you got to go to the cashier you guys say here's my money if there's a credit card you better you better look up beforehand if you can do that some casino's don't allow that I think but you got to get those chips the stacks and bring them to the table and say buy some nivitia I know nivit is very close to probably the peak it's ever going to be or maybe not. I know it's gotten up for thousands of months, and there's only so much graphics processors you can sell the people. There's only so many people in the world who weren't

Bitcoin forums. Maybe it'll double up again. Maybe he'll double up. Just play. Or maybe you should put your money in XRP, ripple, huh? This magical cryptocurrency that supposedly is going to hit $5, but it went down. a dollar after I bought it, and I lost a lot of money. Do I have dignity now, Larry? Do I deserve to be put in the ground and not use as fertilizer? Have I earned that right? Have I earned the right to have my, by decomposing body, not feed a number of tomato

plants? So you can have heirloom tomato and mozzarella salads, nice caprizy salads for the think family? Tell me, Larry. How do I earn the right to die, Larry? How do I earn the right for a Christian burial in this failed state that we live in? Why is this allowed? Lucy? Yes. Why is he allowed to do this to me? Why is no one keep me safe from Larry Fink? Why is he allowed to haunt? It's not enough that he bought every house that's ever been built since 1910. But now he's going to be, now he's going to be the Alon Musk of Graves.

He's going to have his own Doge team deciding who gets dignity in depth and who doesn't. Look, why don't you just buy some Cardano coin? What the hell is Cardano? You're convinced me to buy a ripple. What is this, Glenn Gary? Do you got a diaper? Fine. that's not how you make money

that's that diversifying is you might as well be saving you might as well be putting your money in a savings account diversify you need all your eggs in the big basket it's a big game all right here's my this is not investment advice remember it's not investment advice because I'm not an investor

because I don't have enough dignity to be an investor I'm just some slob who someone waved some shit coin in their face and he wanted to feel like a man so he bought some but I didn't choose what I didn't choose correctly maybe and now I can't I can I'm gonna what are they gonna do shove me in a in a fish tank and let the whales eat me what is dying with dignity look like in America like what I mean in 30 years even 20 let's just say

dying 20 years that'd be young let's let's let's let's let's let's let let let's let let's let's let Let's wonder. What is dignity at that point? Am I not, am I not assaulted? You know how. I'm trying not to say the word, but you can guess. Am I getting ard at the Super Bowl halftime show? Am I getting ard with a bunch of other losers who bought the wrong shit coin?

Look, I think in order to die with dignity, not getting ard is definitely a good way to die with dignity. Sure. Not getting arid by some handsy aid. Yeah. To tell Larry Fink. Am I going to have to fillate the think?

In order to have a, you know, to be buried next to my wife? What is he, when is he hinting at, by the way? Is he going to, is he going to buy up all the cemeteries? You bet you have to invest. If I invest, I mean buy a plot with me. Because I'm also the undertaker. let me think let's look at them again this guy really looks like the undertaker of america it looks like he's you know when he goes and like you know you go you got to bury your

mother he's like mom's mom's with the angels now isn't she we all loved mom didn't we we all he's sitting there with you he's they're offering you a seven up they even do that i've never been the person to handle the funeral i've been to funerals but i've never been the point person do they offer you a seven up while you're paying 10 grand to put your mother in a pine box. Now, this one's got handles and a linen coating. They offer you a fresca. Is Larry Finkin, they offer me a fresca?

As he explains that, you know, I chose poorly. And now I have to have my holes be monetized. You remember, if you, like, if you can't, if you can't make that bag. then your holes are going to be surgically inserted into a robot he's going to have coffins that have holes in the coffins and the body is propped up to the side of it and then he sells tickets to certain kinds of people who like that you know why would i think be involved in such a thing because it's a really down dirty kind of business well wait wait wait wait You're selling disembodied holes? No, no, no, you're, you know, it's more like you go into the box and they just, you know, they just connect. They just make your hole flush with the hole in the box. Right.

No, you're not just embodied. I mean, maybe you are, but he's not telling people that. But how much money could he possibly be making off of that? Buyers, sellers market, you know. It really depends. I mean, like, it's, how much would you have paid, you know, how much money could GameStop make? you know everyone invested in GameStop a few years ago right the stock went up and GameStop was like we believe in you GameStop and GameStop said well we don't believe in ourselves so we're going to cash in this stock now we're going to do a stock sale basically and lock in this price and get this money and for a while they've been going to do with what we can do with this money and they don't know that's how bad they are a business that they have billions of dollars now they don't know what to do with and and we was really floating maybe maybe they'll just start buying crypto right that's what game stop is so game stop the place who sells games is floating with the idea

of just becoming a thing that's that buys crypto and waits for it to go up that's not a company i don't know what that is then we can argue it's private equity i don't know it's a mutual fund they just buy them on the crypto what does america do now we there's no dignity in life how can we have it in death people are literally showing their asses assholes to their mother, through their phone for money. Okay? What do you mean? Your mother doesn't even get a free taste.

She's got to pay. Mom, download the app, mom. You go to the app store, Mom. That's how. That's how, Mom. You go to the app store and you download OnlyFans. No, only... I know you're my fan, but now you've got to prove it.

I don't know I'm acting at them, me and my mom. mom with the only i'm not i don't you get the point yeah don't make me feeling a weirdo that's what this is but now all of a sudden that girl when she dies in 20 into 50 years 30 years has to worry about like a you know what the she's all of a sudden she gets dialed up for the afterlife what she goes she's wear a suit to die and then she showed all her holes to her mother and father for money? So you think that our deaths, the whole burial thing, putting somebody in a coffin, putting them in their Sunday best, burying them up, that's, that's all a little bit old-fashioned at this point.

I mean, it just seems like a lie when everything leading up to that was just getting nard in all three holes or four. Wait, who has the most? I don't remember. but yeah it just seems it seems like a certain like a deceitful such a way he should come let me think you come out and go just give me your money or I'll kill you that'd be more honest give me your money here I'll starve your mother to death I'll fucking buy up all the water like Nestle you won't have any water you better get in the game bitch I'm Larry think that would be the honest way to go I mean what do you want to do die like Lucy I mean you know I've always thought that the you know stuff involving water was

kind of fun sending you out to see that kind of thing right the Viking funeral the Viking funeral yeah um or just you know just just in a bag and down down to the bottom of the ocean that'd be fine too you want to be putting a bag who do you want to do this by the way you know a nice a velvet bag you want so look if if you tragically went before me you your plan for me would be like hey please go get a bag maybe a velvet bag but whatever a bag yeah garbage bag that'll do and go out to the sea I mean I'm a boat yeah I want you to get deep out there I mean I don't want I don't want to just rely on the waves to carry me away because

that can backfire oh for sure ends up washing on the shore so you want me to take your dead body and put in a trash bag and then just throw it out into the ocean well you You inserted trash bag. Okay, a velvet bag. I don't know. I don't know at my trial if the velvet, Your Honor, when can I talk? It's a velvet bag!

I said it, there I said it. Did I taint the jury? It's a velvet bag. How could I have done anything wrong? Are you legally allowed to bury people at C in the United States? You're not allowed to legally bury anybody. You can't just do what you want with bodies. I mean, maybe there's, I mean, you can't legally bury at C.

I don't think you're a lot, I mean, there's international law, I guess. If you got to the ocean, no one can stop you with pirates, and they will. Pirates. Oh, apparently there's like kind of a short list of who can be buried at sea. Not just anybody can be buried at sea. Really? Oh, you have to earn that right? So I guess this is literally making this list. This is in the category of death of dignity, I guess.

You might not be able to afford getting buried at sea. So what is this list? What are we got here? Who can be buried at sea? active duty military of the uniformed services. That's just because they get, their ship got sunk. I thought, you're actually, but were you just dumbing soldiers in the ocean?

That seems wrong. Retirees and veterans who were honorably discharged. Why would a veteran be like, I mean, is this the Navy? This is the guy who was in like the frigging Delta Force. Like, just, just drumming the ocean. I've done enough. Or what?

And what happens if I, if I bury my, fat uncle let's see my fat dead uncle i'll just dump him in the ocean do i go to jail yes what's it was it was i can't read it these glas i can't read with glasses help me i'm too vain and there's EPA guidelines like you you have to use a biodegradable shrouds what kennedy's robert kennedy junior is going to you know inject me with with with some vaccine that he's outlawed the only people who get the measles vaccines are the ones who die with no dignity at sea or whatever you know i'm getting that this seems odd so do i go to jail i think you might go to jail yeah this is bull how do i get into black rock like

do they hire me because i'm sick of being on a losing team i mean why am i whining about what you think maybe i should do what larry think does will he let me be his apprentice how do i like If anyone out there watching knows Larry Fink, works at Black Rock, can get me a job, you know, comment, comment, you know, any kind of, you know, input about this, you know, how I, you know, where I can get a body bag at a good price. How much do I have to invest to be burned when I die? I wouldn't mind being burned, set on fire. Yeah. And then have my ashes, just, you know. Not cremated, but burned.

No, I just, I assume it's more like, you know, I'll be, I assume when I die, I'll be in, like, an alleyway or, you know, behind a building. Why? Why do you assume you'll be there? What did you do? Why didn't invest well? Why are you hiding behind a building? Because I bought the wrong shit coin. That's why.

All right? You have to make the, it's not enough just to do, it's not the 90s anymore. It's not like do whatever you want. You can be whatever you want when you grow up. the new motto is you better make your right choices you know you have freedom and you better use it properly that's what america is and i don't mind that i mind hypocrisy i mind hard work i mind paying my fair share but i don't mind the idea of america you know it's you it's a it's a free it's a choose your own adventure, but we only

wrote one good one. Never choose your own adventure books? It'd be like you read page 10 about trying to find the missing mop or some mummy. He's a stupid, I mean, honestly, these books were not written by, you know, like Hemingway. Falkner.

Right. You know? But these books, hey, if you want to, if you think this, you know, he should, he should put his mother out of his misery, go to page 20. If you think he should call a doctor, go to page 30 and we go like that right but the only right one good was only one good plot this guy's writing who choose your adventure book you think he's got 10 good plots in his back pocket none of them are good there's only one usable one that's what America is so

do you have a counterpointed I mean I don't but I do want to explore this you used you talked about how you might want to work for Larry Fink one day yeah um I'd love to do anything. How would you interview for this for this shot? Just pretend I'm Larry Fink. Okay. So, Mr. Cump, you are applying for the role of Apprentice CEO at Black Rock. That's not really a real position, but, you know, I'm curious about you.

You know, what's your background? I'll answer that in a moment. First, I would like to state, at the risk of refuting you, the great. man Larry Fink I know a position doesn't exist I'm making it or I'm compelling you too however you want to conceptualize it

don't want to insult you Mr. Fink well compelling me too I mean we're not making any decisions yet about the hiring process but do I seem like a person who takes no for an answer do I seem like a person who takes medicine know the both now here's the thing you're people

think that you are trying to gnaw away like an animal at the soul of America, that you are trying to monetize pain and sad feelings and generally ruin any fragment of unity and national identity and ability to live. And I, I'm cool with that. I think you're fine. So, you know, but, you know, I can hurt people. You can hurt people. Give me a gun.

I'll shoot them. Well, I have a lot of, you know, armed security. Yeah, but they have, they have wives and children and they care. I don't care. I'll do anything. I'll get my hands dirty. I just don't want to die and have my body used for holes, for candles, for soap. you know i want i want i want my body to stay staying in the dirt where it belongs so i'll do

anything to make that happen i just want some dignity larry come on i mean don't make me use my mouth but i will so what's the deal do you like what you see or you want me to put someone out of the misery that's what i can i can offer you i mean wouldn't you or isn't there some uh maybe maybe i can maybe i can get your latte that's also something i'm i'm i'm i make sure they don't screw up your latte just give me just let me just let me die please just let me die miss i mean i mean i don't know what you what i mean what they want us to do they want us to like uh you know unalive ourselves and some kind of you know you know know, unalive camp.

We're not allowed to say the words. The algorithm will pay us. I mean, we'll make us pay, I mean. An alive camp, a self-unalive camp. Yeah, self-delete. Self-delete camp. Yeah. That's an interesting concept.

Right. You know, we're not going to do it to you, but we're going to provide you basically a safe place to do it to yourself. We're not going to do it to you, but we won't ruin your life until you do. Yeah. You know? it's like hey there's a few people out there who might have who might have more than more than a couple hundred bucks in their in their checking account the people who aren't quite living paycheck to paycheck time to put some time to get time to risk you know time to time to put that uh the kids your kids food in in this in this uh what they call that thing the wheel the wheel of uh fortune you should be able to make an app where you can gamble your kids like you know

hey here's a peanut better than jelly sandwich and like it's and you know I'm gonna gamble this from my kid I'll do it in front of my kids I'll hit the app and like you could win like they'll see they'll use seamless or Uber eats they'll send you a nice cheeseburger right if you win if you win and you can win right you say your kids hey how are you very hungry or you want to double down and they go you guys double down sandwiches like I don't think those exist anymore no I mean do you want to risk eating nothing so you can have a burger you know I know I'm an adult I know the burger's not gonna be that good probably they're not giving me the best burger kids don't know that kind of thing

you get them while they're young and and if you lose you have to turn in your child sandwich you have to destroy it's like it's in a video use AI so like you know nothing's like me someone watching there'll be some sentient AI who's only job is to watch you destroy your kids peanut butter sandwich it's not about them getting anything it's about taking from you that's what this country's built on now it's because no one needs money anymore who has money how much money does larry think need was he going to buy another yacht another villa it's not about getting more it's about taking from the poor you look what i did there I'm like Martin Luther King.

Is that fair assessment? Yes. You think other people would agree that I'm like Martin Luther King because they made a rhyme? I think it's accurate. But they want to take things. Are you confusing Martin Luther King with Muhammad Ali? Perhaps. Perhaps is that racist?

Maybe. Whatever. It's okay now. You're allowed to be a little racist now. It's fine. stop fussing over that they they want you to take everything you have and throw it into a freaking into a freaking just a goddamn slot machine every asset you have and just slot it up and you're worried about whether i'm going to worry about it was i a little racist because i said i'm confused two black guys that game's over time time to get into the gauntlet that was the gauntlet we ever thought it's so hard you know having to like you know you know you choose the right words and not say something racist and it was hard it's annoying but you're going to miss those days because now it's uh you know give me everything or i'll kill your mother

i'm larry fink um um so wait what what's the matter what do you what do you think uh what do you think would be you know if the people were it were to take back control if the people would take take back control like what do you think would be an appropriate punishment for him what you're a cop is like how you are this is the whole marriage just a big sting operation are you trying what what why would you ask me are you wearing a wire did you did you go to larry finger before me this is how you get dignity this how my wife gets dignity in death by selling me as a larry thing think I can't believe that you value your corpse not being defiled enough to sell out your own

husband to Larry think Larry think I'm going to defile your wife's corpse I'm Larry think I'm sorry but in my belief system the soul doesn't leave the body you know they stay together forever so so it's you it's you getting your holes used when you're in the coffin hi I own black rock And if you don't start to invest your money, then you're going to be taking some black rock. If you know what I mean. Hint, hint. You get it?

Yes. Is that Muhammad Ali? That wasn't quite a rhyme. I just used the same word. Is there a word for that? When you rhyme a word with itself? I don't know. what uh

what's going why is i i have nothing here on my screen it's all screwed up i got no topics here i don't know where i'm going with this well the trump administration released an interesting video recently

it's about their plans for gaza is that where my body's going to be well you know maybe this is a way for people to have death and dignity and death, you know. Well, Israelis did kill a lot of people in Gaza. And they seem to be just living in rubble and some kind of, you know, like Terminator 2, post-apocalypse kind of city.

Yeah. Oh, yeah, lots of death, lots of destruction. But that might be a good... That might be the best case scenario for someone like me going forward. I don't think people appreciate quite how bad it's going to get out there. And I'm not saying why. I don't know why. It just seems bad.

I don't know, you know, in matter what direction you look in, people don't tend to have your self-interest at heart. Don't seem to at least. No. Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm cynical. It doesn't seem like anyone's looking at from me. But, so maybe I'll be happy to be, what is this?

Maybe you can relocate to the Riviera of the Middle East. This is, this is the, this is the Riviera or is this is the pre, the way it is now? Well, this is what it is now. We're looking at a picture. It looks like it says jazz, but I guess it's Gaza. This is called Trump Gaza Okay 2025

This is AI video What's next It's a lavish beach resort Wow Is Obama Musk eating Crab-Rangoon or something So it's a cold Let me pause this

This is a goal This is some kind of nightclub This is a Trump dancing with a go-go dance or at a gazaing nightclub a gaza nightclub yeah i don't this is probably better than what's happening now i wonder if this i wonder if she's palestinian i mean we're all palestinian now aren't we at some point but it's all larry thing's trying to tell us you'll all be this the whole world is gaza now all right you're all palestinians to me that's what larry thinks wants you know

Those kids Are those kids like Israeli kids just Throwing money in the air Is that a lot of musk of money? So it's just a it's just a An Andrew Tate thing Huh That's like that's they don't even try anymore

It's like it's literally the people who control The levers of finance And the global economy are literally like cribbing Andrew Tate tactics Right. Yeah, exactly. It's like, you know, this is like if the Marshall Plan was like using a, you know, was a showing like, you know, I don't know, like a, like a, what shows were around back then? The Honeywinners?

Like Ralph Cramson was trying to sell you the Marshall Plan. But the Marshall Plan, like, well, there's a lot of CIA shit too. I don't get into it. Yeah, it is, it is pretty crazy. Like, it's just like, uh, they're not necessarily selling the idea that there's going to be like peace or that people will live in peace. No, it seems like, it seems like the, yeah. We're going to dance with hot tricks all night. This seems like the intro to like a really bad sci-fi movie.

You know, like it's just like something that Matt Damon made like in 2022 or something. You know, late stage Matt Damon movie. He made a lot of bad sci-fi, at least one. What's that movie, Elysium? Oh, right. So it reminds me of what Elysium. You know, that stupid Elysium movie where he has a robot spine. whatever the movie was it just it seems bleak

I mean what is your I mean I actually don't mind at first I didn't mind the idea of just taking Gaza because uh I don't know what's the difference you killed them all anyway right how many it was so alive um I'm I'm not sure maybe not there's millions of people in guys they haven't killed millions of people yet right no I don't think it's in the millions okay that's that's something that's good right I mean, maybe, maybe.

I don't think they want to move, though. I don't think the people who are alive want to move. Well, they didn't want to get bombed either. What they want doesn't really seem to be a focus for anybody. Let's just be realistic. No one really seems to care what they want. You know, it's like it's more just the, should they live in the open sewer that has been created by bombing them,

nonstop for a year or more. I mean, it's an interesting moral question. When you bomb someone, should you then not use their home as a casino? I don't think there is any moral obligation. I think if you bomb someone, you could just make a Dave and Busters on their, on their, on their, on their, on their, on their, on their grave. You can do a lot of things to people after you bomb them hard to half. That's the whole point of a bomb. A bomb is a bomb is basically like nature's way of not, of you not having to care about people.

kill you know when you used to stab someone with a sword back in the age of pericles i don't know what that is or were pegasus right when you were stab a pegasus with a sword you had you you felt it right you had to put you had to put the effort in you're to watch it die now you're just getting a you're getting a plane and drop bombs and that was the thing and you have these pilots flying you know people to london from new york i used to bomb japanese people i'm like well that's great At least there was a human element to it. Now it's just, you get a drone up there and some kids just dropping bombs, wiping people out. And you don't have to, you can just, it doesn't matter.

Just put the, what's the big game of the Dave and Busters now? We even have games that we, like, ski bowl. Dance, dance, dance revolution. The whole point of a bomb is that you can play dance, dance, dance revolution where someone used to live and not worry about why things are different now. You know? What do you think? So you would like to vacation

in the Gaza strip when it's all done? I would love to go get like a chiro and a nice pinacolada. May it play a little baccarat in like one of those you know in the tunnel casino, right?

You know, because you think it's not a really clever name. But they make things like it was a commercial with his hotel. It was shaped the guitar. I'm like, what is this? The Hard Rock Hotel? You know, what is this? No, this is the guitar hotel. I even, I mean, Hard Rock might own it. I'm not sure.

But it's not even branded that. They just call it the guitar hotel. You know? So why can't I call it the Tunnel Casino? What's wrong with that? I didn't dig the tunnels. I just were a hostage was kept. Whatever. I didn't build this place. I'm just playing Baccarat.

I everyone wants me to care about everyone but me I'm sick of it at least Larry Fink wants me to care about my own dignity they pray on people like you yeah people who have a bigger than average conscience yeah you know whose soul isn't isn't tapped and zapped and capped

who serves God they manipulate you a servant of Christ That's me Maybe we should change this podcast The Servants of Christ Would that be offensive to people somehow? I can't see why But I imagine it would be

I think that probably Yeah, some people might be offended by it But you are a servant of Christ Servants of Christ The podcast You're always talking about how much you love Christ I think he's fine I think he's just fine

I'm okay with them so what is next do we do we what happens to the people who are in Gaza now do they do we use AI to get rid of them put them some will AI tell us what to do with them

I mean they were talking about maybe sending some of them to Egypt sending some of them to were they talking about Jordan as a place okay Jordan Jordan's like yeah sure send them here

I don't know what the reaction has been yet but I don't think I don't think I don't I don't think they want them. I don't want them. I don't even hear anything, but I know they don't want them. No one wants them. I don't know why.

I don't know what the Palestinians did to everybody. I mean, at a certain point, you have to start wondering, like, did they do something wrong, the Palestinians? Did they cheat them in Baccarat? Um, I think AI should have to tell you how to make the stupid things. Yeah? But they're going to show you this world? of Alam Musk.

Let's see it again. Alon Musk and a bunch of a... What's that? Is that like all the passports of the people he snooped on? The Doge Commission? Is that what we're looking at? He's like, I have all your information now.

I know your social security number. What he wants with that? He's the richest man in the world. He just wants to take from you. Also, he's not liquid. You know what I find interesting about this video? Yeah. They made Elon Musk thinner,

but they didn't make Trump thinner. because Musk made it. Trump actually maybe looks a little bit fatter. Because Musk made it. Musk is an enemy of Trump. That's why I watch people get out there. I don't want to get into politics here.

But all you like people who like Mike Trump, it annoys me to see a guy like Musk basically screw you with Trump's dick. You know? Yeah. I may not be the most maga man in the world. I might, you know, cry when I see a kitten, you know,

skinned alive for a kebab sandwich at the cheesecake factory. Sorry if that makes me a pussy. But I don't like to see people get, you know, conned by the laziest autistic ketamine addict who allegedly has ever lived. I mean, he's talking over Trump. He's making speeches where he's got no place. I was ready to get on board I was ready to say throw caution to the wind

and get a MAGA hat and just start screaming at people to repent I'm not saying it's what anyone does but that's how I interpret it you you interpret MAGA however you want to you my thing is screaming at people at church

you know if you you can observe and worship you know however you want freedom of religion in this country so you know But my point is, I just don't know what to do anymore. By maybe I can, maybe I, should I save my skin? I don't know why you think your skin's going to be so valuable.

If I cut myself a little bit every day, that skin will grow back, right? They're going to have new skin in a few years. They're going to have, they're going to have, I won't be able to afford that. I bought the wrong shit coin. I lost a lot of money. I'm still losing it because I got what they call it with my hands diamond hands Diamond hands right to the grave dig your own grave with them so what was this where are we can you can you I don't know what's going on

let's go here no here whatever right so in lighter so in lighter news in the lighter sort of um what would the news call this when they do like light when they do like you know uh funny story not funny stories stories that are quirky like a man falls off a roof on his ladder on the day for Thanksgiving put up Christmas lights and he's impaled and he's hit by a car and they're all like kind of like laughing about it with the weather guy and go he has two young kids they haven't a lot of money saved and it's kind of jiggling and they don't know what to say what is is that is there a name for that segment uh human interest we're all going maybe we can sell his kids I mean this wife still

But the wife's kind of drunk, maybe we could sell them on the black market. Who's going to stop us? We're the news, you know? What did you say it was called? Human interest? Yeah, this is our human interest the way of the day. So we have, and this is not something to laugh about, but, I don't know. What is this?

Scroll down, people can see, we're going to zoom out. That quote should go on your tombstone. How do I see things? Whatever. It's cool. Reason me. I can't read it. A child has died in the Texas measles outbreak.

A child has died in the Texas measles outbreak. I didn't realize. A lot of the people in red states are refusing to vaccinate their kids for measles. Right. Yeah. Child and illnesses. People have it in their head that vaccines are what, or hurting people into Elon Musk. Is that the problem?

Yeah, they don't want their kids to be like Elon Musk. They don't want their kids. People don't want their kids to be the least charismatic person in the, ever, ever live to just be, matter how much money they have, they just have an open wound in their soul. They fill with the duchiest,

most cringe shit you've ever seen in your fucking life. They've seen a lot of musk. I'd rather my kid die of measles and have him end up like a lawn musk. Yeah. just some guy who like who keeps having kids right they maybe the next kid when i when i hold it i'll feel something but it never happens but he just these ghosts their mothers who are also morons he's he's he has he felt i don't want my kids to like have in vitro surgery and this is another stuff i care about by the way i was the one who originally hated musk because he you know

when those kids in thailand were stuck in a cave and i don't remember their names these guys he's very expert guys who ended up saving them with this insane technique I've heard people tell me about this they'd like put the kid in anesthesia it was like a two hour every time I took a kid out they ended up having like take them in anesthesia they couldn't be fight

because they used this forced air pressure mask to like keep these kids you know to breathe they couldn't breathe in their own they don't train scoop of people the tide turned or something I mean this guy he must calls them with the last second and use my submarine like what the fuck

and he calls them pedophiles because they didn't use his submarine yeah because they didn't use this bullshit submarine these heroes I don't have any of my face if you know if you know if ever turns rather to be true but I'm sure it's not

my point is people saw that they go well I'd rather my kid get you know the black plague the mumps rebella just fill them with sawdust just put marbles in my kid's face

just open cut Cut my kid's cheek open and shove marbles in there and hit the marbles with a hammer. I don't want. And people go, oh, why you keep saying Musk is autistic? Because everyone says that. The people who love him say it. I mean, is he, I don't know what his medical diagnosis. I think it's all fake.

Apparently neurodiverse disease is a thing. I did. Do I seem divergent? Wait, no. Yes. Yes. Do I seem like, who, who isn't neurodivergent? Larry Fink.

Who's the one with the right ideas? Trump? Larry Fink, Pelosi? Who are we saving here? Chris Pratt? The voice of Mario? So a child has died in Texas and measles outbreak.

I mean, and you're saying it's like a gotcha. Right? Let's read some of his article. A school-age child has died from measles in West Texas. The death of a child who is not vaccinated. for measles, was confirmed by state and local health officials, and comes after weeks of growing outbreak that spans Texas and New Mexico. It's the first reported U.S. deaths from the illness since 2015.

That seems like that long ago, to be fair. If I'm going to come out and go, hey, why don't you give vaccines? Do I think vaccines cause autism? I mean, no, but only because there's no scientific evidence at all to prove that. but whatever doesn't matter right yeah i mean i i'd take a little autism you get to raise your kids the way you want like we don't care anymore i mean you're not allowed to like i mean i was reading some article where like some kids was in a these two kids died in a van because their mom left her there while they're in the casino she's in the casino somewhere was she neurodivergent

i think she might be autistic i don't know what is like i mean you're allowed to do whatever you want with your kids right i mean that like you're like you're like you're going to jail but i mean like whatever measles is a very contagious respiratory disease that is declared to be eliminated from the u.s in 2000 due to high rates of inoculation look show me that i'm open mind i have no i have no interest in seeing the you know the pharmaceutical companies win i do i am sympathetic i i they are why wouldn't they be evil they are evil right yeah maybe diseases are fake i don't know i don't think that measles is a fake

i mean a kid just died from it but maybe that's just he didn't believe enough maybe it's the kind of thing where you need to believe you need to like if the supernatural world existed for instance like if santa claus was real sorry kids maybe is real maybe but like it would make sense that you'd have to like give up something like Larry think wants you to give up your savings and put it and put it and invest it you know the same way Satan wants you to invest your belief in Santa

why you think Satan and Santa are the same thing wait why do I think Satan and Santa are the same thing are the same thing oh no I said the wrong way but I just realized that Satan and Santa are basically the same because it's a ruse because you have to give up some you have to but, you know, you have to fucking put some skin in the game.

And the same way with me is those are mumps. You don't want to die. You can take the coward's way and take a vaccine or you can just believe. Faith. The Christians call it. Faith. Doesn't matter. Satan and Santa are the same thing.

Don't even worry about that. That's something for quitters and losers to worry about. U.S. Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. was asked about the death at a meeting of President Trump's Cabinet Wednesday. He noted that the outbreak is spreading among a Mennonite community and said, we're watching it. What are Mennonite? It's like Amish people? Yeah, there are those, the women. Remember that movie about the women and the, and showgirls? And they were in the men.

Mennonite community and they were all kind of like illiterate and I thought those were Amish people Are you telling me that Amish people aren't a little bit of it They make good shoe fly pie The Amish And their fried chicken is actually different in the typical fair It's browner I'm not sure what that means

It's good Different kind of batter Shout out to the good and plenty Restaurant if you're still there Evan Lancaster And the plain of fancy also They still enjoy those places as a kid Shoefly pie

But the women are dying of a menagitis, he said? What is this called? Rebell? What are we dealing here? Remember we watched that movie about the women who were? Yeah, women talking. Right. You know, I, yeah.

Yeah, they couldn't read. And they all got, and they all get ard overnight. Yeah. Oh, yeah, the R fairy came. That's the Mennonites. Okay, yeah, I get it. They're basically Amish. Yeah.

What is the, tell me the difference to be Mennonites and Amish. I'm not sure. right so what's the difference same shit it's basically there's a plot of kingpin the fairly brothers movie um so what's going on so what we're going to do now we got a child's died in the texas measles opera so now they didn't mention i mean he got hit by a car by the way we did we check that the news is very misleading i'm not going to say that like you know know the politicians and the president and his people are not you know liars and on both sides both sides but the news is also like you can't really this is why larry thinks in charge now

because everyone's everyone's everyone's lost everything so i mean uh this kid got could get hit by a car for all i know yeah right but i guess he didn't i don't think he did alternative theory. He also, they also didn't mention, like, you know, yeah, you could blame this on the government's, you know, indifference about whether or not people vaccinate their kids and stuff. Right. But it doesn't mention, like, whether or not the parents, like, okay, I'll vaccinate the next one now. Yeah. They didn't mention whether the parents like, oh, okay, I guess, I guess it is real.

Well, I think it just happened. I think it just happened. I don't think they're, like, the kid's dead. Are you going to vaccinate your other one now? Like, I mean, they should have asked. You're right. And she said, she said to finally no. So you think it's a win for science if, if the, if the, the, the mother, you know,

show some vaccine. Well, like, I don't think I try it. If the mother turns the other kid autistic. Oh, that's been debunked. So who cares? There was never any, it's actually based on this thing with Andrew Wakefield, this doctor was a big scam. and he was sued and then he got funded and everyone actually was willing

to look into the whole autism link and he gave him all their money and he couldn't recreate the results and it was all a big fraud. But who cares? Honestly, that's the least of my problems where some kid doesn't have neurodivergency. Whatever.

Or I do care. Whatever makes me, I just want to watch football. You just want to, you just want to watch the game. European football. Soccer. La Liga. That's a thing, right?

Hey, I'm trying to watch La Liga. All right. Please, please have to tell me the autistic kids dying. I'm trying to watch Pelae. Offside kick. Yellow card. That's what I say whenever someone tries to get me to go to a kid's funeral. No time.

Got La Liga tickets. Very cosmopolitan. I feel like it makes me, it makes me feel a little bit like James Bond watching soccer. You know? Yeah, how so? It's international.

Yeah, it feels like it's not quite, you know. And Formula One's gotten too ritzie. You know, it's $500 million for, for tire. So some kid and Bahrain, you can watch a friggin, you know, crash from his, from his, from his, uh, sewer, sewer slave pit, you know,

I'm picturing that, like, those kids from Star Wars. Those little things with the hoods, little kids. Right. Those jawah kids. Those little, uh, mag pies. The jaywas. Mm-mm. You know?

Yeah. So jawa kids. I'm not saying literally but I'm saying they live in the desert and they make them build things this is not my point how I choose to recreate with international sports

it's not anyone's business I don't want I'm sick of Formula 1 I want to watch soccer I don't want to go to your kid's funeral because you know you did give them a fact you didn't give I don't oh I was going to shove a needle on my kid but then I read this wrong

I don't do I give a shit when did I become my problem just trying to watch a goddamn soccer game do you think if you if I was watching soccer when we first met would you have thought more of me more yeah this guy is like not just

the whatever you know loud charismatic bum like homeless man who wanders in north of the streets and starts yelling at people the piece of place but the soccer hooligans are are some of the most violent people on the planet.

It's cosmopolitan. It's like fancy. Aren't the soccer hooligans always burning down cities and arring people? In England, maybe. England's got a lot of problems. But I think in Spain... The soccer hooligans are like their... Yeah, it's their Ku Klux Klan.

It's their Ku Klux Klan, basically. Exactly. Soccer is their Ku Klux Klan in England. Like we had, we had, you know, we had people going and, like, I'm like lynching people and burning crosses and they have soccer. Anyway. So how many kids have this measles? I mean, honestly, what, they really, they show you news.

And you're just to go, oh, really? Oh, why is this better than not knowing? Why is this better than blaming the sun? Having all the facts. I feel like people will do just as well now. you know back then he's going hey I hope the son gives me and you know makes my

makes my wife love me again you know brings her back to me screw my brother hope the son fixes that for me versus now where you know all the details and social media you could blame the water

back in the old days yeah you could you could blame uh and anything sure God yes Satan that right

but but um so you think that was a better time you miss those days I mean you get measles anyway what's the difference yeah I mean why not just bring back the plague

if I go back at any time in history is whenever the black plague was the worst and I was just sort of drinking shit in the streets we can start executing people for measuring things again yeah well they really do they really do that if you brought out a ruler they'd you know to measure some wood they'd fucking cut your head off I mean I think you were on thin eye what year was that 1972 you're on tonight's nice what do people do to fix this Where do they invest their money?

If I'm a mother who said, you know, I don't want my kids to, you know, not understand, you know, laughter or whatever autism is. So I'm not going to give them this vaccine, so-called vaccine, right? But I still want my kid to live. Where do I invest my money? Honestly, vaccines should maybe have their own coins. you know the measles vaccine can have a can have a coin so vaccine crypto vaccine crypto interesting how do you envision that working you know you get a nice uh you know you put a a cartoon dolphin on it measles on what the coin what the measles vaccine can have its own

coin right and then people well it's how do you i mean how coins always work yeah but that Yeah, people excited about it. Okay, yeah, fair enough. I thought, okay. So there is no, is there still a vaccine? Or is the vaccine just a coin now? And we stop putting it into people. The vaccine is a perk.

Do I cut my child's arm opening and shove a flash drive in there that has my shit coin in it? What am I doing to save my kid's life? Well, that's not really the relevant question. Fair. The relevant question is, you know, how much is this going to be? you know how much over how much over how much over does it have to grow the relevant question is how the hell is the overtime work over there with the soccer it's like it's like they they accumulate penalties and the end they tag it on at the end it's very confusing that's a relevant question

i don't understand i've tried to get into soccer and real and brass tacks here i do like put it on i can't it's you need to have it just goes on and it seems random i don't have follow it for the whole they'll get one or you'll you a bunch of scores whatever I just don't know what this like there's no plays it says we have the ball now we're gonna do a bunch talented shit that I can never do but I don't understand like what I'm what I'm following here it's like it's like King Arthur you know I get King Arthur I got one of here and Lance a lot I understand that I don't understand soccer I think people really need to take take stock in their family and just

think about what are these people doing to help you because the answer is probably very little your family's weighing you down they're not a good investment you should be investing in condos in gaza with larry think that is how that's your new family money is your family now you're not really going to get money, but you can, you can have a, a whiff. Larry Think will give you a whiff. He'll open up his pants and give you a whiff. He'll let you smell the money. I mean, dignity is, it's just, it's just pawing at the pants of Larry Fink.

Just looking for nuggets to fall out, you know? That's what most Americans don't have. There's enough chaos in their life. Larry thinks here to save you. So, you know, I, if you got any problem with the way the world is, that's on you. I'm for, I'm perfectly fine. My, you can see my body. Uh, it'll be in a soup.

I don't know. I care. Oh, a bunch of kids like, they let me, they let me decompose to the point where my, my stomach opened up and then they're just eating the soup and it's disgusting, but it does nourish them. Cool. it's fine with me. Dignity is what you is a choice. Dignity is a choice. So thanks for tuning in.

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