Kump - Ep. 205 War Chat Leaked & DNA For Sale

Episode Date: March 26, 2025

Ray and Lucie discuss the Signal Leak, the 23 & Me Bankruptcy and DNA Sale, Harriet Tubman, and much more.https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week!Follow Kump on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/raykumpKump Hand Merch https://bonfire.com/store/kump/Follow Ray on Sound Cloud https://on.soundcloud.com/QbP8SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Instagram.com/EMGECONSTRUCTION

Hello and welcome to comp. Hello, Lucy. How are you doing? I'm great. How are you? Good. We got some breaking news here. This is an ongoing story. earlier this week, Jeffrey Goldberg from the Atlantic was a magazine about oceans.

They, uh, he said that he was added to a signal chat with people in the highest echelons of national security. I'm talking the sec deaf. I'm talking the, uh, the head of national intelligence, the national head of intelligence, the CIA director, the head of the CIA intelligence, the head of the CIA intelligence nationals, all of them. It was a war chat, supposedly, about the Houthi rebels. And he said, I got added to this.

They don't even like me. They think I'm scum. And they added me to this chat. And, you know, I'm going to put it in the paper. And they all said, what a, this guy's the worst. HECSET and Mike Walts, national security advisors. So this guy's, this guy's a known liar. We don't like them.

Maybe hacked my phone, blah, blah, blah. And then nothing was released, got, you know, and then, you know, was classified anyway. And then now, breaking news, the war, he released this, this, this, what's the name, Goldberg guy, he released the full chats, apparently. And here we go. It's the, uh, the, the Houthis war plan chats.

The Atlantic released the entire signal chat among Trump senior national security officials Wednesday showing that defense secretary Pete Hague, has got provided the exact timing of war plane launches and when bombs would drop. Let's skip to the actual chat here. It actually includes like, you know, what was revealed was jaw dropping in its specificity and includes the type of information that is kept to a very close hold to protect the operational security of a military strike. And the group chat, Hex said, posted a 1215, F-18's launch for a strike package.

145. I'm not going to say military time. I don't believe in it. Trigger base F-15. First strike window starts. Target terrorist is at his known locations. There should be on time. So it'd be good if he didn't have this

any access to this. If it's didn't league, that would be great. I guess it didn't. But that's good because he would have known then. And then he would have gotten away, like a slip through your fingers, like so many buttons. This foot one is probably the 14-15 one. 14,

oh, $2.15. We don't speak military time in this household. I'm sorry, I forgot. This is probably the most damning one.

Strike drones on target in parentheses. This is when the first bombs will definitely drop, which I love. I love that. This is when they'll definitely drop, boy.

Cliff notes, this is when the bombing starts. This is the good stuff. Skip to this point. You literally should have posted like a timestamp in the comment section of this going,

skip to hear if you want to see the war plan more to follow so i mean look this is not it's weird that like random words are capitalized in these like uh like a like a like a unhinged tweet or something yeah i mean or they're just emphasis it's like this is when the first bombs will definitely draw you know he didn't want anyone to get fusion hey i know you i know you guys i know you guys are here for the uh you know for the for the for the money shot And I ain't going to disappoint. The Godspeed to our warriors part at the end. I like that.

That was particularly. I would like to end every podcast that way. Godspeed to our warriors. Hey, warriors, Godspeed. If you think about that for a second, it is kind of the lamest thing you can say to a warrior. Like, oh, you're a warrior. You go into harm's way and you strike the devil in his own heart in the midst of hell. Godspeed.

you know oh you spent six years a P.O.W. Camber, your fingernails being removed. Got speed. You know, it's just like, oh, thank you for your husband's sacrifice. Got speed, lady. You hand her a flag. But it's like especially knowing that you might be, that this, this chat might be getting them all killed. Leaking his info of the China. Got speed.

I mean, look, it's... I think we're going to speed up your meeting with God, you know? Yeah. I hate to be the guy who harps on this because it's always annoying to be the guy who says, well, what if this happened? Even though this is egregious, don't get me wrong. For many, you're not an expert on national security,

so I could be wrong. But I think adding this to a journalist, giving a journalist access to this seems like a faux pa. but whatever but you know it's but it just seems like you know

the harp on it like well what's the worst are going to happen so you know if China had gotten this were the hoogies

being charged of America now maybe we'd all be speaking hooty is that a language hooty I don't think I'd like to look

can we is that they have that on the what's the app that he was using I was using an old last year to try to learn

Japanese oh duolingo doolingo Oh yeah, yeah, people They speak Arabic Oh, okay I actually I bought the Rose Desertstone Arabic

Years ago Because I wanted to join the CIA When I was like 20 And then I just never did it And everything else in my life Um But yeah So we got God

Goldberg has said He asked the White House It was opposed It was opposed publication If the White House responded That it would prefer He did not publish So why'd you ask?

Yeah Signal I mean Because I was watching some other thing with this guy. And look, people are saying, you know, Hex said it was, or Waltz, I'm sorry, Mike Waltz, I think, who's a national security advisor. What was he, was he on CNBC? What was his deal? Because He said it was Fox News.

Yeah, he seems to be taking the fall for, like, ready to take the fall for all of us. Well, he did, yeah. He said, I'm the one who did this at first. I guess it was his meeting. Yeah. It seems like, you know, so I guess, you know, I don't know much about this Mike Waltz guy. At first I thought they were talking about, you know, Tim Waltz. the white the white boy taco man yeah it's easy to get them confused I'm oh I confused these two guys

constantly if I were uh Jeffrey Goldberg is that his name I keep yeah I think so um he I would I would not have been so hasty to what wait wait like to what you mean well I mean he could have just hung out of that shaft for a little bit longer you know like wait this happened like a month ago you know he could be like you could be like uh the war games kid but it's half what do you mean what do you mean this happened like weeks or month ago right so he didn't like publish it right right but you wanted to just lay low for like years yeah and do and how is that like the war games kid he should have changed his name to oh tulsie gabbert in the chat and just like you know chilled out for a while see if he gets any other state secrets that's what i would want to do i mean to be fair i think

is why he waited a few weeks and he's just like I'm not and it was just pictures of people's uh genitals in the locker room is this look normal to you it's like I'm a search in general not your doctor yeah but that's the thing the lack of patience is what that bothers me about Americans today this could take it could take years to get something really juicy this might not be even the juiciest thing we might not be a country in two years I don't what you're talking about things are things are accelerated you better publish now I want the juice people you want the juice and don't need a berry that's my that's my dad used to say why we need berries i buy juice from a man what man you never tell me um a signal i mean i've heard of signal

it's incredible this is the thing people got makers on signal uh which is an app that's like designed for encrypted communication is that the idea yeah uh i never believe that i mean people much smarter than me, I guess, and more qualified than me, seem to think it's encrypted. But I just go, what I mean? Who's telling me it's encrypted? The guys who made Facebook, not literally them, but, you know, like tech guys.

Oh, it's encrypted. Use this. I know. I know it. This is like, this is like that ab scam. Remember ab scam? Where, like, where the FBI had boats in Miami or whatever, and they got these corrupt congressmen to come down. They dressed up like, you know, I guess what they, I don't know if it was actually.

dressed like Arabs, but that was the idea. I don't know how authentic they were, but they were dressed like, you know, Arab mullahs or whatever. And they entrapped a bunch of congressmen because they were just, congressmen were just notoriously greedy. They're like the 70s or 80s. That's pretty cool. Yeah. I would love to, look, that's when you, you know, back in the old days, you just dress up like a, like a sheik. And then get some guy to admit to.

Exactly. See, that's the kind of thing I miss. Yeah. Dressing up as somebody else, pretending to be somebody else. Right. You know, Halloween time all the time. That's what I want. That's what the CIA was supposed to be.

It's a bunch of Halloween boys getting their tricks on, getting their treats on. And then they had to get greedy. And then the band Pigs ruined everything because then, you know, Dulles did his thing. You know what he did. We don't know what Dulles did. Yeah. You know, Lucy, things are getting rough out there. Very rough.

People need to be able to hide from whatever is outside. whoever, whatever, whatever they want from you, whatever you did to them to make them so mad. Sometimes when I'm in our apartment, I'm just like, I wish, I was like, I'm like, I don't feel safe here. I need a place to retreat to in the apartment. Another structure.

I know you think maybe you should talk to me, your husband, but I think you should talk to MG construction. How about that? Because this is what they do. They build structures, all right? That's how they roll. They specialize in pre-futable, FAB ADU construction, okay, and custom architectural building.

You know what that means? They'll build things for you. They'll build you a deck. Imagine, I know you're sitting there. Oh, yeah, that's right. It sounds nice. I know you're sitting there go, oh, would they leak our secrets, though? These government guys leak our secrets to the Houthi rebels, right?

And social security. Oh, what a mess. Doge. Oh, no, those. But imagine if we were on a deck saying those things. Oh, that would be so luxurious. Drink a nice heart seltzer. Just enjoying the sun.

And I'm talking about Houthi rebels on our deck. So much better. Just like that's the thing. Nothing's going to change. Get yourself a deck or a shed. It's a kind of shed structure where you can keep your tools. When your wife's yelling at you, you don't do enough to pleasure me. You go out there and you just look at your tools.

I'm going to go build something. All you build is resentment. But you have for her. But you don't feel that in the shed. And when you finally have to buckle and call a real man to handle the situation, these folks won't make you feel ashamed. They won't, they won't come into your house, trick you, say, hey, let me get an estimate and they bring 10 other guys, and they pin you down, and they make you watch while they make

your wife's dreams come true, all that pleasure she was talking about. Now I get it, but this is horrible, but I get it. You won't have to get it if you call MG Construction. That's right. They, you know, they just did something in Tucson, Arizona. They just finished a project from Tucson, Arizona. You can't just go to Tucson, Arizona, and just go flopping around if you don't know what you're doing. This guy's quality.

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It's called MG Construction. You made a lot of four choices, didn't you? You indulged too much and you were loose with your money. Well, now get tight. M.G. Construction. Get tight. That's a catchphrase.

I think it is. I think it's going to get a lot of business with this guy. Look at it. Let's look at his thing. Look at these structures. MG construction is based in the Bay Area. But he does travel anywhere per projects. Anywhere in the United States.

Do you know what it's like? Do you know how many people I can call who come from anywhere in America? Anywhere in the United States? Nobody. Nobody. If I was in a ditch dying, watching my wife get, you know, just get a tag team. from she's she's up in the she's above the ditch

and I'm looking up and seeing this and they're laughing at me and I call anyone in the world in America they won't come except MG construction that's right he'll come and my wife won't to call him today here's the here's the link the links

here you've been seen the link the whole time go here check out this stuff see if it's for you I'll give you a hint probably is pretty good all right m g construction what was i get tight m g construction get tight yeah who's the fall guy here who who should take the fall um i mean i think that probably like rat rack cliff who tells ratcliff daniel ratcliffe from the harry potter guy the guy who played you know

like what's their name is very mad at him right now i always see your stories about how j k rolling hates carrie potter or hates the kid oh yeah yeah she hates those kids because it's They were like, I don't know, they said, like, stop. Because they fucked her. I don't even like J.K. Rolla. Or her trans takes. Right.

I think that she should calm down because, you know, it wasn't a trans woman that beat her or was her husband, you know? I didn't know. I know none of this. Okay. She got beat? But like. But like, I do kind of understand. I do actually sympathize with her point of view of like this little snot nose kid.

I gave him in his entire career and now he's fucking turning on me. I get that. Yeah. I guess. I mean, she's got like a billion dollars. How don't you relax? Why don't you friggin' relax? I actually sympathize more with the more evil, evil thing.

Yeah, I don't know what any of this is. Why don't you go get a boat? Why don't any of you people like boats? You realize? I mean, how good is it? Look at what is Musk doing? Get on the ocean. It's not, Bayzos at least has a yacht.

I'm sure Musk has a yacht. Does he go on it? Bezos is always on there with his weird woman. Well, I guess, his wife, new wife. His weird woman. She seems, you know, whatever. She's very extra, it seems like.

Really? Bezos's wife? The new wife. Hmm. I haven't seen Bez's his new wife. Mackenzie Scott. Yeah, she's very, uh, I don't know. She's just like, she's like a fitness model or something.

I don't know. She's just got like very done up. Yeah. Very pronounced. This is the point. The point is I would love to go in the ocean to get in a boat. I'm kind of honestly shocked that you think this woman is. crazy dot out i don't know it's not you but you pick up a random picture i'm not going to defend

this i've seen picture other pictures than the one you got of google image that he controls somehow all right i'm sure he removed the scary pictures of his new wife or girlfriend or whatever is this his wife or this his girlfriend no look at maybe maybe not married yet bring up his girlfriend oh okay he divorced that woman for the new one the new one's there we go oh okay yeah Here we go. Lauren Sanchez. Lauren Sanchez. Oh, now who's the duck calling the kettle black?

She is extra. Yeah, she's extra. What do you want from me? Why don't you do this? No one needs anyone getting involved in anything anymore. Just go on a boat. Things are on autopilot right now. And they're crashing, as they should be.

We've all had a lot of fun. Let's rain it in, boys. Let's rain it in. No one needs to go slashing old people's bank accounts. no one needs to go looking for fraud in my grandma's underwear draw everything's fine and it's going to end and that's fine

all right enough for just get a yacht but uh but yeah I mean back to the actual of what we're talking about the um who like so John Radcliffe okay he's a CIA director yeah maybe he should go or maybe Tulsi Gabbard

when you first brought this up I'm like why we tell because people are calling for Tulsi Gabbard to get got for this, right? But I'm like, why would she? She's as director of national... And I'm realizing, yeah, this is an intelligence leak. Why not get the... I mean, you're supposed to catch these guys?

Even if it's your secretary defense. Yeah. Or your national security advisor, you're supposed to get these guys. Technically, though, I mean, honestly, the FBI director really should be the one catching them. On American soil, they're American citizens. That's really the FBI's purview.

So you think that's who should be... I don't know if you're... who's on the chat, but he's really responsible. He should be investigating the legally. Maybe he is. But I mean, this is, I mean, that's the thing. That's his responsibility. You know, the CIA director can probably be like, look,

I can't operate in America. I can't arrest. When this happened, I couldn't arrest this man or even say, maybe don't tell us this stuff on Signal. I don't know. Other people are saying Signal's fine. I don't know. I don't know if, like, the military app that the Pentagon makes for like $8 billion

is any better. I probably, maybe it is. But probably, yeah, it's also probably, yeah, that probably has its own backdoors or whatever. Yeah, straight to Israel. We go, yeah, we got it. No, yeah, like everything. Of course it is. No, of course, like everything else is government.

Israel has it before anyone other government has it. With signal a journalist might see what you say, but with their app, Benjamin Netanyahu sees everything. Bikes your ass. I said, shut up, bitch. I don't know if this is jaw-dropping. I mean, it is unusual, the specificity of all this. What, I mean, what do you, what do you, how do we fix this? Some people might say, look, this happens all the time and no one reports it.

Yeah. No one has said that, by the way. But I'm, you know, someone might say that. Or if this were a Democratic administration, they would have been more. You were there made my son wear a dress and go join a football team and have them put pine cones and you know how it goes. Yeah. Amazing. Right.

So what do you say to those people? I would say that you're probably true. But, you know, we do know about it. Right. And it's pretty stupid. Here's a problem. You're accused them. You've already gotten your points of accusing of Democrats of putting your teeth.

son-in-dress and join the football team getting hazed with pine-cote. You can't just go back to that every single time. You can't double bank. Yeah, you use that to get in. Well, it was true.

If it was true, then he used it. Good. If it wasn't, well, you got it. You can't get over twice. Yeah. I guess you can. Maybe you can. Maybe they can do the trans thing forever.

I would love it if they just have I mean, that should be the line. Yeah. You know, my goddamn son's in a dress? What are they did with the pine cones? What are they do with the pine cones? I don't want to talk about it. Every day with the fine cones.

Remember, we have a... They honestly, they would be smart to spread the rumor that Jeffrey Goldberg has a pussy. Yeah. Look, look, I know what you're saying. Oh, wait, oh, I look, okay, it's interesting. So you think that they should... Genre refresher, Jeffrey Bobbubberg.

Yeah. Bobberg is the guy who, uh, the journalist. And you think they should leave that he has a pussy And I'll discredit him And it might work What if they said But it's really it's not the Republicans Going after him

For the most part What if they said Pete Headset Has a pussy That's that's the strategy And maybe he should get one I if Trump went to him And said hey look He brings him and waltz him

Right he goes hey look I know this could happen to anyone It didn't mean any harm But we got to get through this You have two options I'd love to keep you on. I'd love you guys doing a great job otherwise. I'd love to keep you both on.

You gotta get pussies. We got cut off. We got to take that up. I'm sure you got some nice hogs down there. We just cut them. I'm not sure how it works or inside out. Show it back in. Whatever.

The anesthesia, it's fine. Will you do this? Will you help your president? Will you salute your fallen warriors? Will you god speed this? I mean, That would work. What would it work?

In what sense would it work? How are you going to call for the resignation of the first trans secretary of defense and trans national security advisor? Oh, God. Right. After all we've, you know, all the Democrats have done, how are they going to do that? Yeah. Impossible. They would never do it.

It would be, it would be, you know, you've seen that show the queen's gambit. It'd be the king's gambit. Because that's that, is that good. It's such a gambit. I mean, honestly, it would go, that would be the police. political move of all time. Name the next, the next best political move is when King Solomon

starts the baby in half, or said he was going to. That was like, that, that, that, that, that would be, so you're saying it would be the King Solomon move here. Yeah, the King Solomon's gambit. For all of the top Trump officials to come out and say they have the opposite genitals than what you would think they have. Yeah, Tulsi Gabbard's like, I got a big, look at this.

That'll be their Spartacus moment, basically. She's waving around. I have a pussy. I have a pussy. Yeah. Yeah. Right. And they fire, and Tulsi Gabbard's the only one they actually fire. Yeah. She doesn't get it. I have a cock.

That's disgusting. You're out. You're filthy. You're a filthy woman. What I'm talking about? Jesus. A lot of people want Tulsi Gabbard to resign. I mean, that doesn't seem.

I mean, it makes, in the end, I guess you could argue, I mean, it would be hilarious. Like, they, well, she's always really responsible as a direct, because she's the director of national intelligence. What does that even mean anymore? Because it used to be that the CIA director, if I remember correctly, before 9-11, the CIA director was also the director of central intelligence,

which you would think he's just a re-wording, but it's actually like a thing that's, like at least on a flow chart above the CIA, like, you know, even if he's both, but he also controlled, he was also kind of the head of like, I mean,

the NSA and like the, you know, the naval intelligence, the world's crap. I don't know if it'll be able to, flew through him but now i don't know what director of national intelligence because we have a homeland security director we have CIA director i don't know what the d and i guess they coordinates with like what is navy i'm sure they do good stuff but i mean is it really need to be

coordinated isn't naval intelligence more like this boats looks funny let's look at this boat i obviously don't know what i'm talking about but i imagine it's a lot of like this boat looks fishy let's look into it but you know yeah it would be funny if she was the only one who's I don't know I don't like that Corotaville hair thing she has but you know

Oh the single the single gray streak in her hair Yeah what are you a skunk Enough Enough of this I like that I like it

It reminds me of storm from the X-Men I like that Well sure I like that she's anti-war supposedly I like that she's from Hawaii That's nice

That makes me think about sunshine So I like it yeah oh right yeah and the rest of it i don't really care you got fun in the sun i don't i mean i don't like i mean i don't this this is egregious but also like it's not like the hootty rebels are going to come invade us all right it is kind of funny the hand ring about what would have happened you never want to play games with someone's life though i thought we were all drones though i'm confused it's like

pilots in danger but i thought we've been drones for 20 years i know we have planes and i'm sorry I don't know when we used them when everything's just dropping I mean when when do we decide to put people at risk for no reason right I I want someone to see the people scream and tell me a computer won't give me the the extra umph the extra color one day they'll make a robot or a computer you know Siri will be able to tell me you have the babies cried just before as they placed tetherball and looked up and saw the bomb parachute the bomb is parachute down is that really a thing

I don't know if they still send them down in parachutes but I mean don't they target them now aren't they like kind of I thought that it kind of advanced more than that I'm probably thinking of like the World War I it would be nice though by the way we have a Patreon it's patreon.com slash ratecom

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Yeah. But really, what is the cost you? I don't mean it desperate. I just mean it politely. What does it cost to you? Are you shaving skin off your wrist in order to do this? I hope not. I hope it's nothing.

Don't donate your plasma too much. Just go into your settings. Yeah, go into your settings. Look up notifications. Make sure we're running a notified podcast. And then go into your API settings and adjust the, uh, the, uh, the, tethering mode and make sure the cump podcast can tether all right is that hard consult your local network administrator please we need this we're dying here can you

I know it's a pain he has to call IT they're smug and they're not as smart as they think they are but they have the firewall and you can't install your own apps and you know deep down that most of them are doing what you would do anyway you know which it was watch a YouTube video on it, but you can't prove that. You can't prove that once you put a camera there. But then what if you put the camera there? But then they put that camera in the ladies' bathroom as your camera, checkmate. Yeah.

You're that dumb. Oh, I'll put a little spy cam. And they all know to do that. They all know, they're tech guys. That's their first instinct anyway. So, I mean, you know, more fool me. So I'm not, you're not going to get me on that, on that Joker's gambit. Not a joke.

What's the, what's the bishops? The bishops? Joker in chess Speaking of horror and whatnot there is a

situation it's not this is not a military thing this is a domestic But it could become a military thing Well that's interesting I like how you fear monger Yeah

So 23 Me is a company They're filing for bankruptcy. And you're familiar with 23 and me? I once, I think that my DNA is about to be sold. And what

infuriates me about it is it wasn't even my decision. I would never do a 23 in me. Would you actually have a 23 of me? I would never give him my blood. But somebody related to me did do one, so they probably have, you know, they have... Close enough. They have blood that's similar enough to my blood. Yeah, they get Uncle Jerry

and hair that's similar enough to my hair. They can grow another you, and it'll be a little off. Yeah. Because there's not you directly it's through uncle jerry right and so we'll have some of him in there god i hope it's a little bit off i really hope my clone isn't hotter and smarter than me no it'll probably it'll probably be drunk yeah a big drinker uh i don't look i mean i don't people are very scared this this is the thing 23 me's been around for a while it's the app where you go and you and you go hey here's my blood here's a little bit of my piss and my and my and my hair yeah they go well you're you know here

the war and they go here are the war crimes your family committed or whatever or here or here's like you know here's how many uh smallpox blankets your grandma ate like don't eat those grandma I got to believe I have the one Native American grandma who ate the blankets you're not supposed she made a stew at them even even my noble Native American grandma was the dumbest Native American I've also always suspected that they make things up in those things sure you know it's like your great-grandfather saved a slave from drowning. I was like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, sometimes like the DNA, sometimes the genealogy results sound like, you know, like the way a therapist speaks to an in-ean severance, you know, your great-grandfather drove very well. Your great-grandfather saved a slave from drowning.

Well, that's nice. Well, all the while, screaming, this guy's worth a lot of money. I can't let them die. So it's not it's not the story you you're hoping. Hopefully I can save a foot. So this company

they basically tell you your heritage, I guess. Everyone's very concerned with their family tree, which I've never cared about. No, yeah. Apparently. I would never care about by a family tree at a certain point. You know, you know what

You know when you know to care about your family? They leave you a bunch of money. You know? When someone leaves me a bunch of money, I go, let me learn more about them. Right. Who is this guy? How do you get all this money? This generous amount of money.

He left me a boat? What country's he from? Very interesting. You've never wanted to learn more about the relative of yours who was hung as part of the IRS. for being part of the IRA? No, that's the best case. Right. We know the worst case is.

You snoop around daycares. I mean, like, you tell me someone gets hung. I'm not thinking, oh, political prisoner. I'm thinking, oh, people's justice. You did hear something, right, about it. They usually did some other method. Yeah, I mentioned it to an Irish guy, and he was like, well, yeah, usually that's more for, like, you know, pedophiles and, you know, sex abuse.

Well, yeah, well, I don't know, usually, but my ground, mine was political. I don't know. I've never been to Scotland. So, yeah, with the genetic testing company, 23M8, filed for Chapter 11, bankruptcy, the DNA of millions of users up for sale, a Silicon Valley store war since 2006. That's a long time. 23MET is steadily amassed a database of people's fundamental genetic information under the promise of helping them understand their disposition to diseases and potentially connecting with relatives. Oh, you know, I never actually thought about the disease thing.

Yeah, you might be full of diseases from your shitty family and all of their illness. Why? Like, the whole thing of this is the data is that, right? But it's HIPAA usually, right? That keeps people from stealing this stuff, is information. But it's not HIPAA because it's a private company. Right. Right?

So they can do this. But why is it a private? Like, I mean, can you just be a private company that, like, does this? and then like I can't do surgery right is a private company without hipa stuff right I can't like hey I'll give you I'll give you a brain surgery at the mall and then like send oh here you know and then take pictures of your brain and send it to a much internet websites and I think that'd be that that's a hippa violation right I think it would be plus you didn't survive the operation but whatever but somehow because it's just you know it's a family tree site they can just do I don't know what they're going to do with it as long as they're not treating you for anything. They can sell all your data. I love this idea. Who's going to steal the fact that I'm pre-diabetic or I'm prone to diabetes because of my grandpa?

What are they doing with this info? Are they going to market to me? How are they going to market like? Needles? Needles, the weird needles? I guess the idea is that maybe in a really, you know, dystopian corporate environment, maybe you could be, maybe the health care companies could, you know, take your data and deny you coverage based on some kind of pre-existing conditions, you know,

if that were somehow overturned. Right. Protection for pre-existing conditions. That would concern me if I thought we'd ever get covered for anything anymore. Right. I don't see that going forward. I mean, this is like, oh, but then how do they deny us coverage? Well, they can deny us coverage.

What coverage? No one's getting coverage. This is like people building a house on Malibu. We're like, well, how are getting insured? Shut up. you know this is over it's all over I get no but I guess

this is bad this is bleak this is why you don't give your your piss and blood to companies that you know corporations yeah but why are they going on but does everyone say that and any time

any time a company is saying they'll offer you some kind of you know fulfillment of your curiosity yeah if you just give them your blood and come right they're gonna they're gonna fuck you with that curiosity killed the cat

Uh, and curiosity got you, uh, your kidneys, you in a bathtub with ice and it and some kidney scars. I mean, what, what if someone said, hey, if you give me your kidney, I'll tell you everything about, I'll, you know, I'll tell you how you die. You relate to King Arthur. Yeah. You want to find out? Give me your kidney. You related to his horse. His horse, his horse abused your mind.

I wonder if like a black market for kidneys could be legitimized that way. Like, yeah. how? King Arthur? They're what you're talking about. Camelot organs? What is it? What you mean?

Just like, just what you're talking about, you know? It's like, could they take your thing? What part of what I was just talking about? Let me be clear. Did you think, oh, that's a viable plan? It's curious. The part where you wake up in a bathtub? Oh, yeah.

I guess there's still, you've got to find a person to take your kidney still. Yeah. But I like that you always, you're a better business person than me. You always see the... I always see the upside. I always squeeze the money out of this, kidding. Folks have absolutely no say in where their data is going to go. Said, Taiton Khan, I can't read, Tazen Khan,

CEO of the nonprofit Cyber Collective. What is that? The Cyber Collective. It sounds like China, which advocates for privacy rights and cybersecurity for marginalized people. All right, well, that's nonsense. Well, the name sounds evil, so maybe change. We do it for marginalized people.

We rob, steal, piss and come from everyone, but we do it on the side of the angels. How can we be so sure that the downstream impact of whoever purchases this data will not be catastrophic? Well, that just seems like a loaded question. And there was another. So here's the follow up. 23MET site went down. So this happened Monday, then I guess. And, like, we're going down.

And I guess the attorney in general said, like, you know, hey, everyone delete your data. And then, like, the site was, it was crashing. And it's like a bank run, I guess. We're like a bank run for blood. And so the login portal of 23MEs website went down Monday evening as customers of the DNA testing company rushed in to delete their genetic data after it filed for bankruptcy. Earlier in the day, people tried to log in face long. wait times, every messages, whatever.

You read this? I can't, sorry. Read some of this. Those who requests for deletion were processed, received an email. Just be clear, I can read. From the company that's... I have these glasses on.

It's hard to read sometimes. Now, people are going to go, wait, right not read? I can read. The screen's far away. I have these weird glasses. It would be funny if the glasses were just an elaborate.

I'm blind. We're just an elaborate thing to cover the fact that you were illiterate and can't be. I also have been drinking like developer chemicals. Yeah. Cover that developer.

Like, what's that movie? The master. Joaquin Phoenix is drinking fucking fixer. For those requesting to leisure, honestly, this article has written in a really shitty way. Every article sucks.

This is why I can't, I don't want to get on board with the, the leaky shift that is the natural security apparatus. Yeah. But I also can't get on board with the Atlantic and the journalists.

Because every article that's out there just is garbage. This is my new campaign. Write better articles. Whatever happened to who's that guy? Who is that great, that great article right? Chauncey de la Croix.

Choncy de la Croix. Guys like that. Amazing journalist. Remember? Remember when he wrote that article about how Princess Diana was just eating Big Macs and and smacking it to the pictures of King Philip, whatever his name was? Just eating just gorgeing, just gorging, just gorging on McDonald's and then throwing it up. I would love to have that out there. Princess Diana needs to get taken down a peg.

You don't get to just rewrite your life because you died. All right? I mean, nothing happened recently. bring her back in the news so sorry lady die but uh you're really i mean what's so what she hugged a kid with AIDS I can do that give me give me a kid with AIDS I'll hug him give me at the time in England you would be one of the people afraid to hug a kid with kids with AIDS because you'd be worried you'd get ads I just wear extra layers I would just put on like a sweater you know they love those big sweaters in England those big you know those big fishing sweaters

fishermen there's big whatever yeah and but so you just put on like you know

big coat big glove yeah there's those those big rubber boots that go up to your knees yeah yeah and then just kind of pat the kid

on the head yeah pat the kid in the head what kind of disease you get from patting in the head right I don't want to live in the world where you get to eat

some patting the kid in the head also it's like there's probably would be something just as many people who are like you know politically ambitious that even if AIDS was

contagious yeah like I'll catch an AIDS, you know. Well, it is contagious. For the photo op. AIDS is contagious. Well, you know, through touch, through simple touch.

Oh, right. Okay, yeah. Yeah. Is that, yeah. Oh, yeah. I mean, is that kind of contagious? Sexually transmitted? Yeah.

Okay. I love to ask that in the med school. Like, just get out. What are you here for? Is AIDS considered contagious? What? Oh, I know. I mean, I didn't know if contagious only meant that you can get it from sneezing and stuff.

Get out of here. Idiot. Dumbass. Uh, anyway, this is a, I mean, what do you, what is, I'm trying to audit the process because there's some sensitive information in there. He said, who's this, Ted Weiner, an Indiana resident who has been a 23 in me cut. This is good, because it'll tell us why people care. I'm not trying, again, a corporation shouldn't just go willy-nilly dumping your stuff everywhere, but also like, you know, I don't like fear mongering. Right.

That's just my thing. When everyone is a fire, I'm like, want you to calm down. panicking ain't going to help anything right I yelled at that women I just yell at you shut up shove and calm down panic stop being hysterical I throw water at them

not at the fire at them Ted Weidner an Indiana resident who has been a 23 and me customer for four years said he decided to delete his data on Monday because he's worried about us but don't they keep backups whatever um any company you probably they probably have backups on tape

right right any good company has a tape backup somewhere i've worked in other kind of company and there's a tape and it was hard to get to so i mean like who's to say and like are they you know is that is that getting updated in the in the tape backup when you deleted at the last second on monday night before we shut down the company and we and those asses no the hard drive The backup part probably goes to, you know, the Voltron or whatever, the Skeletor, whoever buys this. Ted Weidner, an Indiana resident who has been a 23-Me customer for four years, said that he decided to delete his data on Monday because he is worried about his privacy in the event of a sale. The deletion process was slow, but he managed to get through it with little issue. Now, Widener said he is waiting on further confirmation from the company that his data has been deletion.

deleted. This paragraph has been a waste of my life. This is what I'm talking about. They added nothing. Yeah. It's just this serial killer is upset that he's not getting double confirmation fast enough. That doesn't seem like that huge of a problem. Yeah, I'm not worried about. I'm sorry you're worried about

people finding out you're a serial killer. Here's how, yeah. Right. So who's the one they got the BTK or the Green River guy? I think the Green River guy, yeah. Yeah. I would just you know I was a mayor of a small crumbling city

which is most of our cities in America I had a serial killer to deal with I would leave ice cream pops everywhere and then just have janitors collect them oh delicious oh delicious ice cream you get a bunch of cameras you get a bunch of ring cameras because nobody can resist one I'm gonna get a bunch of ring cameras I'm sure my IT guys are going to tell me we need to have a government

system that's made this weatherproof or whatever which I think ring probably Who knows? Yeah. So it's outside, right, the ring. And we just, and we can't just buy it at best buy in Amazon.com and just duct tape them to the polls like you're saying to do. Right.

And I say, you're fired if you don't do it. I'm the king of this city. I'm the king of Cincinnati. And I need to catch this killer. To make up for what happened to my wife who divorced me. She said there was no good. So. it'd be so funny it's like you being a punisher character

but like your wife just your wife just left you she said she wasn't murdered she's lazy she's kind of unambitious but I make a lot of overtime I'm a cop I'm like yeah he never around I want someone to go to the beach with well I'm going to become the publisher and you'll see

we'll go back with that so you're going to leave these popsicles out for predators as bait well look here's the thing Yeah, not to cut you what But I'm going to cut you off For the past a little bit Because I imagine the criticism is Or like why don't you use these swabs

But the swabs, the 20th It's not like the website doesn't matter The 23 in me doesn't matter They're just willingly giving the things to them The people Right So we're just cut the middleman out Absolutely yeah

And I guess the thing is here If the government was doing this They couldn't just take your data Maybe the popsicle, and also, like, maybe just to make it legal, right? Maybe the popsicle, like, the place where you would have, like, a little riddle or a joke on the popsicle stuff? Some of them, yeah. I mean, which ones had that? The best ones do.

Really? And they... Was it talking to that at that of that? Well, it would be, honestly, like, I would be cool to do a fancy, a fancy ice cream bar that has that. Like a dove? Like a dove ice cream bar, but it has a riddle. What's the difference? I don't know.

But the riddle will say... in the place where a riddle would go. You finish eating your delicious ice cream bar, then it's like a Puerto Rican, and the same of the Jew walking to a bar. You're like, what the hell is this? And on the other side,

it says this popsicle is government property and it will be tested. You're canceled now. But I think that's a good plan because, like, you know, the kinds of people who would take a popsicle that isn't theirs and just munch on it.

Right. Or it's probably the same kind of people who would pray on innocent people. If you take that kind of shortcut with a popsicle, What kind of shortcut are you taking with a woman's life? Right. Yeah.

Great, great point. How short are you cutting that woman's life? You know, it's a terror. Sure you cut it or the worst it is. That's the way you go, you know,

right? That's why it's so sad when a child dies because they could have been alive for 90 years. And it's not sad when the 90 year old dies. Yeah. But they make a big fuss about it. I mean, if an 80 year old was murdered.

No, I think it's sad. But it seems like, oh, the kid die. All right. Like, You get mad when the old people die.

You get mad with a child. I ever get equally mad when people die. The solution. Don't kill anybody. That's my... I'm the mayor of Cincinnati, and that's my position. And that's why I got the ice cream cones and the ring cameras, and we're going to work.

And we're going to match... And then we're going to match the... There'll be different, like, numbers. You can zoom in and read the little numbers I put there. I mean, honestly, it's kind of a crime that you're not in charge of this country. I literally at this point am qualified. Yeah. I mean, that's the thing.

If this is happening, if Pete Heggsett and Mike Waltz, and look, I'm not calling them to get fired, stay in your job. I don't care. Bring me in, though. I can, if you can do this, I, I've always said, I know I'm a smart enough guy. Maybe not the most educated. Maybe not the most, maybe don't read as much as some people. Maybe I can't read.

Maybe I can't read. Maybe I don't like learning and I'm not curious about problem solving. and I didn't discipline and I didn't work very hard and I'm but God damn it I can do this I can leak I can add journalists to a to a leak chat

whatever they they would uh they would love me I bet you I would you know what would I do what would my first hundred days be the first hundred days they're the most important part I would always bring a big

I mean people and I'm not this is not who I am I'm not the brown noser obviously I've not lived my life in a way where I ingratiated myself to anyone who could help me in any way but that being said uh I would bring Trump like an egg sandwich every day a nice bacon egg and cheese on bagel oh yeah a nice one and uh and I was just plop it on they probably wouldn't let me in kind of you know I'd have some kind of job like I'd work in the OEOB the old executive office building and I would somehow have to like I'm trying to think if I if I could get into the West Wing

and just throw it at the Oval Office, the egg sandwich. It's the president. And then I mean, Secret Service was like literally punch me. I don't know. What if you put it on a fishing pole? Yeah.

And just kind of go, because that's not like, because that's not threatening. You know, throwing a projectile, that could be, like, you could get shot for that.

Do you realize what a man who knows how a fish could do with a fishing pole to the president? I mean, if you, a senior service let a man, they don't know who I am.

I don't know how to do it. I've hooked myself before. but that be but i've seen people i was in the boy scars and there was this guy one of the dads and he was this old older guy and it was outdoorsy guy and we were we were hiking on fire island in the wet sand i was like you know it was like seventh grade or something and i was you know i'm dragging behind and this guy was at the head of the pack and he would we were hiking like 10 miles something weird it was like rainy and he just every every so often he would get ahead of us and stop cast a line into the ocean we're on the beach right cast a line into the ocean

and then just reeling a fish in like within like under a minute. By the time we call up to him, he had a fish. Damn. You put that guy in the West Wing? You need a new president. That's what happens. You know what a hook can do? He can hook your eye out.

Maybe a man who with that much skill can use a fishing pole as a deadly weapon. Sure. But what I'm thinking is a very slow progression. Like, you know, you just slowly kind of, like you start kind of from a high place over a window or something. Right. And you just slowly kind of like. let it down and and and you know just to be clear just let it hang there almost almost almost so that

trump thinks there's just like an invisible bacon egg and cheese so it'd be clear agents this is why you didn't stop the perpetrator before he removed the president's eyes with a fishing pole uh you thought he was you thought he might go slow this doesn't seem and we're not fired we're not going to fire you because we don't do that anymore but it seems wrong I just think if we could get at the sandwich in his mouth. Yeah. You know, then your mission is accomplice.

What about is wrong notes? Oh, little notes? You said, this is a problem. They won't even let your brown nose. I was going to bring a nice egg sandwich. Screw this. I'm just going to talk shit. Yeah.

I'm like, you know, the presence is no good. I got, yeah. No, here's here. Here's how it is. What job would I have? What job do you think is, like, what? Think is something they might give me. In the cabinet?

I have a cabinet. I mean, maybe the cabinet, you know. I think that you would be a good. HUD, a good leader. I'm a HUD secretary? Yeah, you're the HUD secretary. Hey, everyone. Thanks for coming to this first meeting of the first press conference of the HUD.

I don't know why anyone cares. But it's public housing? Is that what we're doing here? I'm not sure. What do we do? Yeah. I'm happy to have this job. I'd be happy to have the president's job, and I think he knows I'd do a better job than him. But say la Vie. So whatever. Thanks for this.

and um so my first act will be to turn this building into a into um david busters people can still live there why doesn't every public what what if every project building in the country had like a little mini arcade in the in the lobby in a lobby area people are going oh you destroy it maybe we fix it we need jobs in this country you give someone a job what's a better what's a better job security and having a freaking, you know, arcade in the project building that's supposed getting broken a long time. And maybe they don't break it. Maybe they can keep it nice. Oh, yeah. And taking the coins out of a, out of a, you know, a game. Yeah. That's a good, you know, just salt of the earth kind of job, you know.

Taking the, right, yeah. You know, I take the coins out. When they fill up, I take them out again. Yeah. Yeah. Sure. That's a good job. Hey, I just want you to know, Mr. It's on the campaign trail, so it was these town hall meetings. Hey, hello, Mr. Smith, how are they going to go down? Like, they go, hello, Senator McCain. I just want you to know, I'm a hardworking American. I take the quarters.

I have the video game machines and the project buildings. That guy, that guy could be the new Joe, the plumber, you know. And I want you to know that Obama is a Muslim. He's like, what's that? But thank you for taking the quarters of that machine. Anyway, this is a lot of fun. This is a story that you particularly found interesting. There has been this, like, just war going on about who's going to be on the $20 bill.

He's been going on for a long time. People have talked about, so Harriet Tubman, again, I don't know if it's a new, like, how new, someone else is saying it again. Yeah. It feels like kind of thing, like, kick the can where every couple of years, someone goes, well, Harry Tubman is a $20 bill. Put around the $20 bill. And then Joe Jackson was a bad guy.

Put around the $29 bill. And, you know, so I don't know if anything's actually, I don't, on Harry Tubman Day, a new effort to place the abolitionist on the $20 bill launches. It seems, I'll give you my perspective first, which you guys for your own thing. I feel like it's perhaps given the context of what

the Democrats just went through, let's just say. The reckoning nature they've been dealing with the past since the election, the realization that maybe some of their policies were a little, you know, were not resonating with the American people as much as they taught. Right. Let's just say. Even if it didn't, even if it didn't, like, actively send people out to vote against them. Right. It definitely didn't mobilize them. It turned a lot of people off.

Perhaps they weren't ready for it. Perhaps your ideas are a little screwy sometimes. Who know? Yeah. hey, this, a little of that. Right. Maybe you guys gotta, you know, figure out what people really care about. I don't know.

That's just, but you have a different perspective. Yeah. What's your problem with the Harry Tubman thing? I just don't think that this, first of all, I don't think that being on the money is definitely, is necessarily like the best way to support the cause of like, I don't know, representing national heroes like this. Sure. First of all, Harriet Tubman has tons of statues.

Like, she's pretty well recognized. Okay. But also, I don't know, like Harriet Tubman, Andrew Jackson. These people are both pretty ugly. Like, I just think we should have hot people on our money. Oh. I don't think it's necessarily for presidents. Like, they didn't invent money.

Right. Like, we should just have somebody who's nice to look at on there, you know. Interesting. So you're looking at Harriet Tubman, you're going not a hobby. Put Mia Jojovich on the money. Mia Jojovich. Yeah. Now or like back when she was, you know, in a prime?

Back when she was in her prime. Right. Fifth element? Fifth element, Lidu Dallas. Multipas. George Clooney, you know. George Clooney, he could be on a fiver. George Clooney in Ocean's 11, where his, like, you know,

his tie undone a little bit, you know, hey, that guy. Yeah, put him on the cat, sure. So you think Tubman's just a little not hot-y. Yeah, not, look, she's fine looking for her time. She's a very, like, 1800s-looking woman. But it's like, but, you know, I want hot, hot, hot. Sure. Yeah.

Hot tamales. So you think, like, Sophia Vergara from a modern family, perhaps, that day they're referenced. Am I, am I in hot pocket here? I thought she was a hot woman. What, Sophia Vergara is a pig? Because she's like, you know, what, she's like 50 now? All right. I remember thinking she's when she was married to Al Bundy or whatever on the modern family,

Ed O'Neill, well, the hot tamale, and now you're saying, oh, what a pig. All right. She's hot, but she ain't. $20 bill hot. Well, yeah, that's the thing. As the denominations go up, the hotter they should get. So who goes on a $100 bill? I mean, look, you could have a few candidates.

Yeah. Hallie Berry. Hallie Barry. But then you could also go in a totally different direction. Hallie Barry. And maybe put that trad white from TikTok on it. Hallie Barry and the trad white from TikTok are the hottest people you can think of in existence in all of history.

Well, it should be relevant to who's hot. You know, I think that- Polly Barry hasn't been, like, relevant for, like, years. Like, decades, really. I mean, I think Catwoman ruined her career, didn't it? Yeah, but she looked hot. I mean, it was a dumb movie, but she looked hot. Yeah, but, I mean, like, what's about, like, you know,

what she would call? The girl from, uh, Audrey Hepburn. Or, like, uh, what, you don't think Audrey Hepburn's hot? You want new. You want new. I think that Audrey Hepburn is classy and hot. But, like, but it's not necessarily money hot. Like, like, I want somebody, I want a little bit of cleavage on the money.

I didn't realize that Audrey Hepburn didn't have any, uh, or maybe, she didn't have any junk in it. You tell me, you know, like, but, but Audrey Hepburn is just too, like, uh, buttoned up. Like, you know, she's too much of a, of a good girl. So you want, like, um, some, like, one of like, like, Jack of Reber and. rubies like showgirls yes exactly i don't think you know how money works this is this is this is going to ruin our country i mean hallie barry is fine we'll put hallie barry's in the 20 he won't make any does billy bob thornton get to be on it too i believe bob thornton well monster's ball i mean that was our big movie an ex man i guess i don't know i don't know what you don't

understand about this i'm talking about putting a trang of people on the money now the people who pretended to fuck them in a movie. All right. But it's like, but, uh, you know, uh, what about, you know, Kate Upton could be on something? Kate Upton's great. Why not Kate Upton? Or Margo Robbie.

Margot Robbie, for sure. Or, uh, the girl from, the girl from, uh, the Broadway play. Gypsy. Very attractive. See, I'm not, I'm diverse. Yeah. She was black. I'm not just picking white women.

Yeah, like this is not about just putting white people on the money. I'm not trashing hot because she's like, yeah, whatever. I'm saying. People go, why is come? I don't think anyone listen to where a show actually does that. Hey, why come not pick a black woman. Representation matters, you scumbach. Anyway,

it's all been, this is, so you're nixing this plan. No Harriet Tubman. Yes, no Harriet Tubman, no Andrew Jackson. No George Washington. I mean, Andrew Jackson did a lot. Andrew Jackson, I mean, you could say he shouldn't have fought the Indians, but the Indians fought back, right?

It's not like it was one-sided. I mean, I know we won, but it wasn't like, I mean, what we, I feel like whatever we, whatever we were doing back then where we were like, oh, we came and we conquered the Indians. It was so one-sided and brutal. Everything we do now post-World War II is worse. Yeah. Like more lopsided. And you go, why don't we win ever? Well, you know, there's a lot of reasons why.

because there's no winning when you're just there to have Halliburton build a theme park of blood. But, you know, the point is, you know. Yeah, right. Yeah, exactly. Well, I mean, maybe we should just like, honestly, putting, like, our victims on the money

would also be. And actually, Harriet Petemann would kind of qualify in that sense. It's like John Bonnet Ramsey? Yeah, but it would also be like Jean-Beney Ramsey. John's name, so she might be the worst victim of all time. Or, like, the most tragic, right? Just because. Of all time.

Yeah, yeah, maybe. Or the Lindberg baby. Yeah, she's very sympathetic. Is the Lindberg baby, there's a fact that he came out as like a big Hitler supporter, her, did that hurt the Lindberg baby? Because that was Charles Lindberg's kid, right? They kidnapped Charles and they killed it, right? Yeah, it seems like more and more like the historical view of Limburg is like,

well, he tried to turn us into Nazi. And so anything that happens to the Lindberg baby is fun, it's fair game. Was that, was that the way? I'm surprised people I'm probably if you don't bring it up Like the left's always using violence And they went they stole Lindberg baby I should make a video about that

You know the left is out of control Did you know they told the Lindberg baby Buried them in a hole That's how the left deals with the stuff Also Tesla First came to Lindberg baby And now they're crushing Tesla's with fire Honestly if there is anywhere

Way to make that work The left hates the Lindberg baby is like not a bad line. No, I know. Yeah. So here's, so here we start where it would be. Ask me about the,

because people have been going after Tesla. I know I'm no Musk fan. No, I don't, I don't think it would always about saying that I don't support people destroying cars of other people or anything, really.

I'm not a private property destroyer guy. That's not my, that's not my kick. Yeah. But, but ask me about the, yeah. So what do you think about the,

the Tesla, fires and you know par for the course par for the course for the left democrats uh this is nothing new their playbook has always had moves like this you know back when they were calling charles lynnberg the man who crossed the atlantic on a plane for the first time uh you know a Nazi you know what did they do then they stole his baby and i think it died all right now They're calling Muscanazi, and they're burning his babies, his little Tesla babies, his cybertruck babies, they're burning them. The left does this.

They go after babies. They go after kids. They play dirty. They play rough. And we're not going to have it anymore. They come down. Chucky cheese on Tuesday night. We have a rally in support of the Lundberg baby.

And maybe we'll get some pizza. You know, we're meet and greet. I get to know you. get to know me, meet my wife. You know, if something happens, something happens. To them, no pressure. To them, the Lindberg baby was just some rich kid. Yeah.

Who deserves the, they get the guillotine too. That's how the left sees it. They think if your father is a hero that you belong in a hole. That's how the left sees America. They believe that if your father crosses the Atlantic, you should cross the astral plane to hell. And nurse is the devil's teeth Because your mom's not in the same

You know, she's alive still and you're not So that's how the Democrats view Conflict I could become the king You could, you could rule The king of Cincinnati Maybe I should say it first Cincinnati

Oh you could definitely You could definitely become a regional king for sure. Maybe King of America. How are you looking at Cincinnati? How are you doing? Mumbling scumbugge. No,

the problem is everything's national. There is no national. A lot of this whole, I mean, look, if you believe that these people are looking for efficiencies in the government, God bless you. I mean, I am for that.

I didn't seem like you would go goading people and like just acting like a maniac and like just and deleting stuff, adding stuff to the list, taking it off, whatever. Maybe you would think for a second. I could be wrong. That being said, I'm all for the idea of the federal government, you know, some of the

stuff should be local. And for the best reasons, a guy like me who can get stuff done. Look up Al Smith. Do you think, who do you think, Al Smith, do you think he was some polished guy? You think he was like, you know, oh, smooth. I mean, he was eloquent. I can be eloquent. Yeah.

But, yeah, I could be an Al Smith type guy. Didn't become the president. Look, this is Al Smith. I've been reading the power broker by Robert, not by Robert Moses. Famously, it's not by Robert Moses. It's about him. But this is, you know, the first wave of his stuff. Al Smith was the governor of New York, and he loved him, and they got a bunch of stuff done.

It was a wheeler-dealer, Democrat. I could be a wheeler-dealer type, you know? I could get my, I could do horse trading. You know, what you guys, like, they want trans bathrooms, and they want, they want, they want barracks for their for their for their for their militias do both right what if the trans what if the what if the what if the the militia bad bunker has a bathroom for trans kids problem solved right let's all get some sticks you like girls whiskey cigars I mean that's what politics used to just be here's some meat here's a cigar to smoke here's a here's a female

to touch you and it wasn't yeah it was women there weren't no women I'm not saying it's a good thing but I'm just saying things are simpler there's like there's like three things there's like meat there's like meat money and women right and you that's how everything got done that how bridges got built is how that's how you know countries got invaded whatever that's how we built America and now you have all these bureaucrats and these number crunchers these nerds and these, you know, these tech guys. Oh, we should be there. We should be technocratic disciples, these lunatic, what's that muslin, you were telling

me about? We're going to detail of it. Oh, yeah, like his grandfather, his maternal grandfather was, like, part of some kind of, I don't know, like they, like, wanted to build some kind of tech, like oligarchy or something. Right. Stakes, women with skirts. Yeah.

We don't need that on that shit, all right? Just how you build a school. If I can take the principal, you take them out to the frigging steakhouse, you plant some, some, some, some incriminating shit on them. You get him to bang some woman and he showed his wife. And then all of a sudden you got a new library. That's how America works. And that's why we've been so screwy for decades.

Can we lost sight of that. Because all these rats write these articles. They go, these guys are doing this. These guys are doing that. They're wasting your money. Shut your mouth. Everything's fake. you know the full position is we're fighting tigers right you know we're hitting people you know

2001 of space honestly we're hitting people with bones that's what that's how we started right so like oh this guy is using women and whiskey and cigars so we get the library built what kind of cop are you what is this you know oh you're doing it the right way everything's fake yeah everything's a lie let me get some books to these kids they want to read the giving tree they want to read uh they want to read maniac McGee and the Indian in the cupboard the trumpet of the swan trumpet of the swan

one of my favorites when swan couldn't couldn't make a noise so they bought him a trot he stole trumpet whatever I think the dad take get some money somehow and buys a trumpet for the kids and he's great that's great but E.B. White wrote it from Charlotte Webb right this will be me

like reading to the camera this is the intro of the book and I go and I will read kids I'm I am I'm everything that's all I got thanks so much for tuning in and supporting the show you guys are also great don't forget the sign for the Patreon or like you subscribe or you know like don't send me your blood that's not me I know 23 of me is gone but I'm not gonna you send your blood to me I'm not gonna you send your blood to me. I'm not telling you anything. Right. I'm like, oh, what did you? What'd you find out? You know, nothing. Yeah. I mean, I used that blood till I planted it. You said me blood. I planted it up. And I'll just, I'll just, I'll wad it up. And I'll just, I mean, I'd be so,

it's so, it's the worst case scenario, by the way. Sorry. I didn't think it. But this is the worst case scenario for the 23 of me. Just some guy there who's like, didn't get his overtime for some bullshit reason. And he just like takes some of the samples and wads them up, like, go. And he goes up in New York. And as soon as he sees a crime, he just throws it. That would be, that'd be a, that's, that's a fun idea. It's like a reverse Johnny Appleseed. Kind of. Thanks so much, everyone.

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