Kump - Ep. 207 TEMU Gets Tariffs

Episode Date: April 10, 2025

Ray and Lucie discuss Tariffs, TEMU, Justin Bieber, and much more.https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week!Follow Kump on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/raykumpKump Hand Merch https://bonfire.com/store/kump/Follow Ray on Sound Cloud https://on.soundcloud.com/QbP8SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Instagram.com/EMGECONSTRUCTION

Hello and welcome to comp. Hello. Hello, Lucy. How you doing? I'm doing great. We have a lot. It's been a lot of action in the past week. Oh, yeah.

You know I love action. You love it. I love to see the ups and I love to see the downs and the swings in the middle. We got a lot. I mean, this time last week, the tariffs on China were what? 10%. Something like that? Now there it's 700%.

Crazy. China will have to, if I understand tariffs correctly and math, which I tragically don't. But I believe that means that if I want to buy a nice, you know, a nice sculpture, of a rat off Timu, for instance. That would have been $7. Well, now, it'll now call, they'll have to pay America $70 to get that rat in my hands. Damn.

And I think that's not, I still get my rat, right? And you love that Timu. I love Timo. I love cheap things, you know, just useless things. you know just just things that make me you know the age of durable goods uh it's a myth what what you want you want a pair of cotton underwear that your wife looms mix in the loom and one solid suit yeah and then she has to put it on the you know she has to clean them every day with that thing that looks like a like a like a like the instrument they play in in new Orleans

with that, that board? You know, you have your hash marks that it's getting beaten like a drum? Is that what you want? Or you want to get some nice boxers off team move for seven cents? I love wearing a dress with cartoon characters on it. Right.

And I can just feel like giving me a rash. That's how I know it's good stuff. I like the stuff. It doesn't give you, that's the myth. The rash comes from the trade imbalance. The rash comes from people not paying, you know, they require due to get into the marketplace. You know, it's like this stuff,

this stuff, there's plenty of profit here. We're acting like, oh, how are they going to survive? This stuff costs nothing. All it costs to make is human pain, right? All it costs to make is the cry of a child as his hand gets caught in the, in the, in the, in the, in the lathe, or the, or the 3D printer. You know, I mean, that sculpture of a rat,

How many times these kids are trying to unjam everything returns. Everything is cyclical, you know? Like, remember the old days? Was it guys like upton St. Clair, who wrote that book, The Jungle? And, you know, about how, like, you know, kids are going into factories back in the, you know, 1800s, right? And because they're just small little fingers, they can get into the nooks and the crannies and unclogged the pipes. Well, now they're unclogging 3D printers. We've all had printers before.

Injet printers, who had your head on an inject printer and gotten more than one page printed, but the head's clogging up? You don't think that's going to be a problem for the 3D variety? But you're going to get my fat fingers in there to get that rap scope, their rat sculpture back on the production line? Or you need little fingers? I hate it when I'm trying to print guns from my militia and the 3D printer just jams. It's a real problem. It's a real, that that's, you know, if Dwight Eisenhower, was, you know, Dwight Eisenhower understood, you know, tactics and logistics.

That's why he built the highways. You don't think if Dwight Eisenhower was president now, he would get a bunch of kids to unclog the 3D printers to make the guns? Of course he would. Don't get it twisted. Of course he would. He's been wearing the military industrial complex because eventually all our printers are going to clog up and we've outlawed child labor.

That's what he meant. Not like, oh, we're going to get into endless wars. and become slaves to a hegemony? No, our printers are going to jam up and we're not allowed to get the only people who can fix it, you know? The way Americans act, when Terminator came back in time to get John Connor,

get him in the game, there was no child labor, sorry, he's only 14, he can't save the world. Go back to the future. Not in our America. You know, I'm not great for Trump. They had a lot of other cultures around the world. If a child has wisdom or just, you know, talented hands, they can change the world.

Mozart was writing symphonies at the age of four, okay? Do you think the court, the Habsburg court in Vienna said, well, so is that, wait, wait, wait, this child labor? Or they say, oh, the marriage of Figaro, thank you so much. Oh, Don Giovanni, we love it. You know, that's what they said. They didn't say, you know, people used to appreciate with a child. You know, nowadays, I feel like if you made your parents a macaroni birthday card, they were, you know, they were lambasture for laboring.

Because they hate, this whole country was built on labor. And now it's, and then we're trying, but no one wants to appreciate, everyone wants to get away from that. Everyone wants to be an influencer. Everyone wants to be, you know, a congressman who inside, who does insider trading or be Mr. Beast and, you know, and, you know, turning the third world into a Rube Goldberg machine, you know, this is a casino for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, artistically, you know, inclined. And before getting further, please just, you know, subscribe to the show if you can. It's great. Please do.

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Also, we have a Patreon. Patreon.com slash Ray Kump. And if you go, hey, what do I? how about I want more come one once a week oh funny you mentioned it patreon's got it extra episode every week all right but you labor labor's fine labor's a noble thing the only jive that I ever remember liking one's where I sweat and I sweat everywhere but you know but I mean like you really worked you get your hands dirty you move a you move a you boat around if you're in re or or a forklift

what they call it's hand trucks I used a hand truck bread around potato bread. That's what you write a book about. Not about how I was an intern at a startup. I worked at some kind of, you know, video magazine company making, you know, let's go, let's go see the, you know, what the prostitutes in Peru think about, you know, they're starting a co-op for, for poker music. Who does that help?

We want to deny that people herself. interested you know right the birth rate's going to plummet because we can we can't send kids to factories if you look how are you going to get these kids you're so worried about kids but you don't want to make any you know i've never seen people care so much about something they don't want no oh no baby for me but i'm going to tell you like hey i i if i have a baby how am i going to you know go go on a cigar trip with my boys to the cigar club I like to go every weekend We travel to a different city

And sit in a cigar And weather chairs at cigar club And we talk about Taylor Swift And that bitter booty You know That's what So how could I have a child How could I possibly have a child

I have the time Me and my six My six Peruvian friends Like to get together And smoke cigars You know When you just said that It made me realize

that men don't seem to objectify Taylor Swift that much. They don't. I've never heard of man talking. I've never seen or heard a man talking about Taylor Swift's body. Taylor Swift is all business. I don't care if she's wearing a bikini or a onesie or whatever or some kind of, you know, pajama. Whatever she's wearing these outfits she wears in these concerts. I'm not a Swifty.

Yeah. I'm sorry. Bunny suits. Bunny suits. She dresses up like a hamster, has a hamster wheel. Does a, it makes a song about how the hamster broke up with her. You know, whatever. I mean, but that's the thing.

This is not, no one, people don't care about women's uteruses anymore. Like, you know, they pretend to, right? Oh, abortion, this and that abortion, whatever. It's all under the bridge, right? It's all water, but no water's getting broken. You don't want to be. And I'm, hey, I'm not, if you look around the world, am I, am I supposed to tell you, like, don't go, don't go to the cigar clubs and high five each other?

you know, no, it's fine. We have like 10 good years left and good's an overstatement. So, but yeah, but this child, oh, the child, they just got to pay the price. If they want to compete with the kids,

or let us, that's the thing. Or let us do it. You know, you pick one or the other. And I know which side, you know, the politicians want. They're on the side I'm talking about. They want that those children to get back into cleaning those,

printer heads as to get those guns produced on the 3D printers. Stop worrying about the swings. Oh, it's up and down. It's up and down. Oh, China's, you know, Trump doesn't have a plan. Oh, he'd be buckled. There's no buck. There's no more, I'm doing this.

I'm doing it. It's just every day is a new thing. Every, it's like Groundhog Day, but like we remember. But like, in a sense that like, it's just a new start. I guess it's the opposite of Groundhog Day. Everything, it's just, it's just, just keep your head on a swivel. That's, you know, oh, what, what's going to happen, you know, when they retaliate, when you, oh, you're going to have a trade war? We're all going to trade with each other.

No other country wants this crap. We're the only ones. These people message me. We're the only ones who are indignified to take this. People mess with me. People are like it and go, oh, what's America going to do? Because people around the country now. What are going to do?

America's got, you know, Australia is just going to trade with China and the Dutch are going to trade with China. What are you going to do with the rat sculpture? I literally, I didn't get it yet, but I bought a sculpture of like a rat, or a raccoon riding a shark. I don't think the appetite is there in Australia for that. We have a unique set of skills in this country, America. We want crap, right?

That's what makes the global economy work. We want crap. We want it cheap and fast and dirty. And we've given that the way. It's just not like, oh, where do the diamonds go? Where does the timber go and the coal and the antrocyte? You know, raw materials, real things. This is like, where do I give the poster, the AI-generated poster of Motley crew and Backstreet Boys getting

into a pancake fight, whatever hell that means. But I guarantee you can find that on Timu. Do you think that people in East France or in Monaco want that? I'm the only one who wants that. And now, I'm sorry, you don't have to agree with everything that President Trump says. But he's the only one saying, hey, we got real monsters here. We got real monsters who want useless crap. you can you can make a country a nation of factories that only produce rats you know just just just big giant sculptures of give me an item

there are swaths of teenage girls just making whole careers out of buying a shit from timu and saying this this doesn't work very well this this thing looks kind of right right we we we we don't like an organism America isn't it's like one there's like it's like one of those like it's like one of those one of those ones like it's like one of those water buffaloes that has that parasite that, like, eats the weird bacteria that would kill the water buffalo. It's a symbiosis, right? Not only do I have me who gets the raccoon riding the rat pendant and look forward for that, because I'm going to, you know, talk about drip. Talk about drip. But we also have the people, it's the entire cottage industry of revealing the pendant of the

raccoon and I don't got time for that. I need these college girls and these hotties. these bannies with the boosies, with the, with the, with the, with the, with the, with the, they, you know, they, they get to the doctor and the doctor says, hey, I think you have, just by the way, I think you might have a lump that we should get biopsy, but let's proceed with cutting open your ass and then shoving lunch meat in there and make it more juicy, right? And then, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, but you can't just have that. So you have to have, like, a gimmick, like, hey, I got the lunchmeat ass and I review the sculpture. on Timu that right Kump buys. Exactly. You know? Yeah. So I can go, oh, these are fine.

This won't give me. This is... I want to be able to buy an artificial womb on Timu in like two years, you know. I would love to, I would love to impregnate your Timu womb. And it'll happen. And then like, and I think it's appropriate because I want our childs and multiple childs to work in the new factories that we're going to build here. Yeah.

You go, you know, I do these AI. videos going around with fat people working in factories in China I go this is what you want yes because I don't want to wait the one problem of this stuff you have to wait a while you don't wait a week I want this stuff tomorrow

this is not you know the more you if you're going to say hey you need a new hot water heater for your house well okay do you have ready now it's going to take a few days all right I mean is what it is you still need that hot water heater don't you

You can't go, oh, no, I'll just, I'll just blow on it with my breath. That don't work. You got to buy it. But if I say to you, hey, I got, I got, I got a knife that's shaped like a, like a bowl of salad. I'll buy that. It's going to be a week. I might not want that in a week. Yeah.

I might want a salad knife in a week, you know? It's shaped like a bowl of salad and it's made to cut salad. I'd love to. I had a, I had a McCarthy salad. the other, you know. Once of a McCarthy salad. It's got a bunch of crap, but it's very chopped, very finely. It's delicious.

I would love to have, but I would love it for a knife. Because I don't even know what you do, the chop being, get a knife, just chop it up. That's too much work. Get me a bowl, a salad bowl that's got knives built into it, and I can just kind of, or maybe it has just slits in it, and I just shove the knife in the slits with the salads in there. You know? These are things that, like, you know, you need to, it needs to be in my hands the next day of the latest. I can't be waiting a week for this crap, right?

It's a social contract we've made. We've made a social contract to have the most useless things ever conceived of. Yeah. I have 16 different camo hoodies in various colors, and it costs me like $6 altogether. The tariffs might have increased it a bit. I might be taking a haircut on these hoodies, but, you know, these are not. Is there any way, is there any possibility that I'm not?

I would be confused for a soldier in this, yes. I'm a soldier of commerce, that's where I am. I'm just worried. We use so much of this stuff. Is there any way that they could basically smallpox blanket us with this stuff? Like, you know. Well, I mean, it's like saying, like, you know, as a farmer, is there any way of, you know, is there any chance of farmers are going to poison their own crops?

Yeah, I guess. People go crazy. You know, you roll the dice, kid. But, I mean, this is, this is the gig. This, you're looking at the, like, this is the point of business right here. You're looking at it. I am the point. I am the end result of the economy.

Okay. So, I mean, yeah, they might, will I, will I get, you know, will I go crazy from all the lead in my hoodie? You know, will that drive me insane? Like, like, like, Nero or the entire Roman Republic. Yeah, probably. You know, who's keeping me safe? Who's keeping me safe? Dylan Mulvaney?

Only you can look at it for number one. Who's keeping me safe? The people at the John Stewart Show, the John Oliver's of the world, are they going to massage my brain tumor? No. So, you know, just keep your mouth shut. We're making the world work.

But, you know, it's going to cost China a little extra. I'm sorry that China in between, you know, like, what are we crying about? because we have a 90-day stay on the terror because I'm not getting these from you know from Liechtenstein Lichtenstein's not making me you know a glove that has all sorts

that I can massage myself and eat at the same time I can eat the glove and it can massage me Lichtenstein I pitched that to them and they said get out of here go back to your pig pig pen and I'm like well fair enough and China on the other hand said we can make this happen we can make your dreams come true and we're going to get rich

on the back end of it and that's fine but just not we can you can take a little little slice slice up the pie you pie you do it you know how it is if you if you leave a pie out at work little cake everyone is a social yeah everyone people kind of most people are modest right and they'll take a reasonable slice they want to take maybe even a little bit less than they would at a normal family gathering. Right. Exactly. Because, you know,

and that's just, and that's just, that's, that's, that's a social lubricant that right there. You know, but then, you know, because it goes,

hey, I don't, you know, just leave something from the next guy. That's all we're saying. Leave some for the next guy. But then China is a guy who goes,

you know, let me take half the pie. That's my slice. And you go, we're not saying, don't eat the pie, China, but you're going to have a little smaller slice.

That's all we're saying. You, you know, you can still, put the pie in my fat mouth but you're gonna you know it's just gonna be smaller i am worth something i am you out there you may not look you might have a prettier face or better abs or you know or you know or a job that that produces something more of more value but we're the same so yeah i'm speaking for you i'm your reflection if you don't like that well you're not going to like next 10 years

I'll tell you that much. So, using me as a template, the idea is that, you know, you have to value yourself. I've heard this talk about, you know, a number of times by different gurus and hucksters and psychologists, all the same thing. Right. That, you know, you can't know, you can't love someone else until you love yourself. Well, you know, if you don't value it and you have to value yourself. Well, if you, that's what tariffs are. This is a way of value.

We have a lot of mouths to feed and a lot of impulses to satiate. And you can do it. But you've got to, you know, but it's going to cost a little bit. It's like a girl, a hot girl with a booty and a short skirt and makeup. Right? Everyone loves that. Right, guys? A girl with a hot, hot booty and makeup, they can dream.

But we get a little nervous when we see one just giving it away. and you know what I mean. There's a family show now. Right? So I'm not going to, I'm not going to, I'm not going to spell it out for you, boys. But you know what I'm saying, right? Just give it it away. You don't want that.

You got to take me, wind me and dine me. That's the whole thing, right? Some guys, this whole modern trend of like, girls just care about money, they're valuing themselves. Right? That's what they're supposed to do. you know because you only get one right you'll get one of those things down there and then same thing of china you know china and us i value us in the much the same way as a girl's valuing what's down in her pants i'm valuing what's in my appetites i'll buy it all

i'll buy every stupid thing you ever heard of i'll buy every every piece of junk every knick-knack every every every a carousel of monkeys that actually sounds great I would love to, I'll tariff be damned. You know, there's horse things where people write horses. The carousels? Carousels, but it's just monkeys. Can I get one of those? I pay $1,000 for that.

I'll get a line of credit. Yeah, big things, buying big things cheap from China. Yeah. That's the next frontier. It's the only frontier. And that's how you provide. Don't get it, don't get it fooled. Oh, these boomers who destroyed your country.

who just gave it all the way these ex-hippies who became, you know, just the scum of the earth. They go, oh, all these people do is buy things. First of all, I don't know what you think you're doing. Every person who hit 70 thinks that's part of the greatest generation, right?

This World War II generation who was already like, you know, again, they're overstated people. But I mean, that's a really good point. Once people reach a certain age, they think they're grandfathered in. Right. To the same people who fought in the Battle of the Bulge.

No, you're the people who, like, tanked everything in the 80s. You spend the 80s doing blow and, like, just in creating bonds that, like, you know, this is a, hey, look at this. This is a surfing bond. What? This is a bond. There's no, no interest loan. And we, and it's financed by the, by the, by the sale of, I don't know, sand, you know, mortgages. whatever you made a bunch of fictional bond companies they all tanked and now you're pretending

like you guys like built the Brooklyn Bridge you didn't build a Brooklyn Bridge this is what the economy is your soldier in the new economy and your weapon is like you know just pay you look you can't just get access to my mouth for nothing that's what I'm saying and that's why like oh he like trump gave in on the tariffs no he tried china's like a hundred forty five percent right now right that's the only one that matters right what what was this who gives a crap about what we're new zealand's tariffs what we're gonna buy a uh in the rank what they have there what's the the kiwi the bird i'm i mean allowed to it was probably illegal to buy a kiwi oh we don't we know we don't even export them go to hell honestly we should maybe make it i i would

love if they made an exception for exotic pets yeah maybe we could get a red panda right out of this deal you know every everything is a giant tariff accepted but but exotic pets are tariff free yeah that's what i would yeah that's the thing you you you you you want let's negotiate i want a tiger a chinese tiger okay maybe we'll maybe we'll lower that tariff to like this is how you negotiate right you don't you don't start out going hey maybe maybe maybe uh maybe uh maybe a Can we just do something even? How about even Stevens? How about we just each, we each get, no.

How about I come to your country and I steal all the, all the water? And you know, please don't do that. Well, then just, you know, then give me a tiger. All right. That's how it works. That's how negotiations work. Hey, I'm crazy. You know?

Oh, like, oh, Trump's actually crazy and stupid. Well, if he is, that's even better. Because people who run other countries aren't always dumb. You think you, these, these puns? These moron pundits, these moron pundits, these, you know, these 20-year-olds drinking at coffee shops in Brooklyn, writing articles, making, you know, making $10 an hour of what's a care, because daddy's rich, right? Right, right, oh, Trump's such a moron, he's just, how are you going to go, you're going to act crazy to China? They're going to believe you. They know your dad's rich.

You know, your dad's rich, what did you build? Oh, Trump's dad's rich. Yeah, but he, like, you know, destroyed a bunch of companies and whatever. He made himself a character. You're just sitting there sipping a cortado writing about sneakers. And then the Yankees. No one cares. No one cares about your opinion.

What are you going to buy? And yet, we're also going to get a few factories here. Because, again, we're not, no one's going to, no one cares about your, your articles and your little bits, your little data bits. We need a few factories. Um, how would you deal with having, um, a Chinese factory boss? A Chinese, we mean, like being in a Chinese factory? Yeah. Well, that's not what we're talking about.

We also do, Trump, this is not a game. You know, we're not important to Chinese. Well, there's, like on en masse. To some extent, there are some, uh, you know, there are, there are some factories. Americans work in now that are owned effectively by. Oh, you're right. There are, oh, look, yeah, okay. So you're talking about the Foxcons and stuff.

I think this is supposed to be alleviating that somewhat. But, yeah, if I had a Chinese factory boss, I'd respect them. He's giving me, he's giving me, he's giving me the ability to buy my little things, my little knick-knacks. As long as you get down to the, just keep going down, down, down, down, down to the pit, right? Yeah, well, I'll see. Me too. I would also respect, you know, because I also know, at the end of the. of the day. I'm stealing enough from the factory on my way home, but I'm getting over.

Right. Look, if you take your factory job at face value, that's your problem. Yeah. We're a country or thieves. We're a country of grifters. We're a country that came over and Europe said, you know, Europe said, you know, we don't know what your religion's about, where your pilgrim thing is, what you're, you know, the Irish and their potatoes. Get out of here. The rest of Europe poisoned Irish, the Irish potatoes or something. that what the famine came from. That's how much they wanted the Irish to get out of there.

Yeah. They were going to poison your potatoes. Enjoy the potato famine. Very tragic. Right. And they came here and we said, yeah, you set up shop here, dudes. It's fine. That's what we're about.

We're a bunch of people who no one else wanted and we're crazy. Right? And we have no, and we don't really have a lot of skill. We're not known for our watches. I love it when I see some like, you know, online I see some guy who's like, you know, I'm not saying that there aren't, there aren't risks to it, and dangers to it, or that everybody should do this. Right. But, like, when I see some guy going, like, how could a woman, how could a woman sacrifice or dignity just to avoid financial struggle and make it only fans?

It's like, well, what is this? Right. First of all, do you know how many shirts you can buy with an only fan if it's good? Do you know how many camo sweatshirts you can buy? These things, I need, I really, I have some of these I have backups of. I'm not even kidding. Right? Yeah.

I bought backups of a few of the, because I like him so much. But who knows, you know, like, you can't do that. You try to put a shirt in the wash, right? And it comes out, it's never quite right. It's like, oh, well, you're going to waste it all by throwing it out and just using it once? Maybe if the price is right, because I like to be fresh, right? I don't get the money. Who's that guy?

I think Sinatra used to do it, right? You know, or Dean Martin, one of those two. They're big luxury. I'm sure they had other luxuries. but you know never wore a pair of socks more than once that is a great luxury i've always envied that because there's nothing better than a new pair of socks and you know they're not expensive per se but a nice pair of socks you know you can buy them every day maybe if you get you know the price gets low enough i mean with amazon it's it's almost there and i think about doing it sometimes

just to feel like i'm rich just stockpiling socks so i can just get a little taste of the good life you know look i i know i know i have mustard stains on my eye and uh i smell like i smell like an industry but you know what you can't see is every day new pair of cotton i mean it won't be cotton it'll be some kind of you know bone it'll be like human bones rendered into a sock but hopefully they were just naturally dead i don't want people i don't want people being killed to make socks but whatever i'm just saying it's not gonna it's not gonna be the premium thing that's just it's just get used to it because this is we're adjusting yeah and and also like there are some good things happening you know yeah i i read the other day that there was an art of there was a womb

transplant really a woman donated her womb to her sister whose womb was rotten i guess yeah and she had and she had a baby it was successful that's great i like that because Because a lot of people go, I don't need this. But now people are worried they're going to put, they're going to put wombs in men now. Well. Do you think that'll happen? Do I think that will put wounds in men?

Yeah, look, I mean, but not for free. I mean, look, it's like, it's like, look, we all want more time to watch cartoons. We all want more time to, you know, sit around and plan our next blog, our next, you know, lifestyle tweet, whatever, right? Think about how much more influencing you could do if you didn't have to go to a day job. Oh, yeah. You know, it takes a, you get into the arts, comedy, whatever, music.

You got to spend a lot of time making nothing just to make anything, right? And some people have to, you know, you got to work at a coffee shop. You got to work, you know, these, all I just day job, you know, I heard some article, one of the guys of the Avengers was a security guard, some museum somewhere. Like, oh, that's so interesting. What if it was, you know, to make ends meet, uh, Timothy, what's his name? Who's the little guy, everyone loves?

Dune. Oh, um, oh, Shalameh. Shalame. What if Shalemay said, hey, you know, while I was at the Strasbourg Academy learning, you know, method acting and in the art of, in the art of performance, you know, I paid my bills by having a womb.

I mean, I just let him shove a baby inside me. You can still act. You can still act while you're pregnant. It was that you can, but you can, you know? What's wrong with that? It's nine months. It's just nine. You don't have to use it all the time.

It's a nice backup plan. A nice way to just make a few bills. Yeah. Are you imagining this as part of like he's going to be a surrogate? Yes. Are you thinking, oh, is this some kind of trans thing? I think that it might have something to do with trans, but who know? Yeah, I mean, maybe.

Let's just let's just look. Let them do what they want to do. But, you know, when I see a good idea, I take it. right I'm not trans I'm going to take that idea and that's going to be you know you can be you can pretend

you can be a woman like whatever if you want to use the fake wound for that I don't care but I'm using it to finance my boy band right

that's that's don't get mad at people with their hustle just make your own hustle it's a competition of hustles and grines if it's got you you're mad at a guy

because he wants to say he's a woman whatever like I don't know he can make money off that so you're just gonna have a baby and raise it well i don't know what that is right no no give me the money i can now now i can go get my you know cheeks filled with uh with with with with with with with with with with with with with with with with with with with with with what does they do they shove honey inside them Botox whatever potax uh fillers yeah no no if you look that's the thing you can inherit money from your parents and just blow it on drugs and party and

whatever tell us all this time asap's fables, you know, the chipmunk that saved and the snake who didn't, whatever those fables are, right? Yeah, the cricket, the cricket that saved all of its eggs. Yeah. And the little rat who didn't say nothing. Right. Yeah. And you go, I'm hungry now. Well, that's the same thing. If you want to use your fake womb, your transplanted womb to like, you know, play house, well, that's your business. But I'm starting, I'm building a life off of it. I'm building a, I'm building a, I'm building a brand off of it. Is that going to be like a thing?

No, no, say, shoot me. For this nine months, just shoot me from the neck up. Why don't you just do a bunch of close-ups? Shalmers should say, honestly, because honestly, I think a lot of people would pay a lot of money to have a baby, you know, that was in two, and wounds inside of Shalemay's body. So, I mean, some people might pay millions of dollars for that, you know,

and so I mean, if I was Shalemay, you know, I don't want to say you're dumb, but if you were smart, what you would do is you would get that womb you'd let people pay you that money and put the baby in you and then you go hey Danny Villeneuve director of Dune for Dune 3 I want just shoot my neck up

because what are you paying me? Five million for this? I'm making 50 off my off my baby bump Imagine if we could start doing this like in the future start doing this with corpses and you could say like you know the corpse of Bob Dylan

carried my baby I love it. It's like the Matrix, but like good. Like it's a real, like, wait, because everyone's, oh, we're all this batteries. Well, you know, it's not quite, no, but baby farms. No, you could, I would, that's an incredible, can I buy the corpse of Bob Dylan when he dies? Can I make a decontract with him? That's the thing.

I go to Bob Dylan. I go, hey, I know you wrote times are changing and the hurricane song and a bunch of hits. You know, you like the Beatles, you're a one-man, B, you know, you're a one-man, beetles and you also make fences and you griff people with those they're beautiful fences but hey you want to remember your shot your youth and in the 60s when you have a hope before it all went to shit you know by my fence and as you're getting that's what's saying he's already doing that yeah why not hey screw the forget the fences I'll give you a 40 me but this is a imagine company goes we'll give you 30 million 50 million when you're dead

We're going to use your body as a, you know, a cabbage patch. Yeah. Yeah, a cabbage patch. A cabbage. Everyone likes the idea of a cabbage patch. Everyone loves that. Right? We can make that dream come true. We can basically have, like, we literally have, and we might as well just put, you know,

there'll be buried, it'll be fields. You go to Ohio. I'm going to build a business. You go to Ohio, right? And there'll just be endless fields. Instead of corn, it'll be Iowa, I guess, but whatever. But instead of corn and potatoes, you see, just cabbage. Oh, who's the cabbage from?

Well, we put that idea to feel good. But underneath each one of those is a famous corpse that we've implanted it with a body, you know, a baby. And then it's just a business, right? It's a real-life cabbage patch. Dreams do come true if you wait long enough. Imagine waiting through a sunny cabbage patch. Yeah.

And plucking your baby from the earth. That's actually a nice thing. It's a great idea. This is what we call corporate synergy. Yeah. This is great marketing. because you get to dig up the cabbage patch. That's part of the process.

Right. You have to peel back the lead. We give you a shovel and you open up and you see the decomposing corpse of Bob Dylan. And you go, ooh, it's like, yeah, it gets a little ripe. We're working on that. We're working on the smell. We think we might cover them in the kind of glue, you know, but don't worry about that. But, you know.

Every once in a while there's a negative, you know, Yelp review saying, you know, I saw Tom Petty's deconstructed penis while I was pulling my baby out of the cabbage pad. Sure. And, you know, you just have to deal with that. People who bought the first iPhone. People who bought the first iPhone. They call them early adopters, right? There's always pitfalls. Oh, like the translation doesn't. Google, Apple Maps didn't work really well at first. Right. There's always hiccups. And so, you know, the first few people who utilize Bob Dylan's womb, his dead womb, yeah, it's going to be kind of grow. They're going to have to work to figure out how to make.

preserve the corpse a little better mummify you got mummify a little bit if the if the Egyptians could do what they did with the mummies we could probably just put a lacquer on them on bob dillon you know a clear liquid glue of some of sword a fin you know a varnish they'll keep it from you know deep it's like when you have like a rose inside of a glass thing i don't know what those are i don't know who makes that we're shipping a bottle basically shipping a bottle oh yeah for sure you know It's, it's, it's, it's hopeful. Here's the thing, everyone complain about Obama. Oh, we don't, we, everyone's all change.

The only one was change in hope, right? Yeah, change in hope. That was his whole campaign strategy. Does it doesn't feel like change to you? It feels pretty different from yesterday, honestly. Oh, you're all, politicians are all the same. You sure about that? We got cabbage patches now.

And China is finally paying. you know, the proper due to get access to me. This whole, this whole, this is what Silicon Valley doesn't understand. Silicon Valley, their days are numbered, right? All they've done is create, is foment, you know, just, just chaos and nonsense and get and give rise to people like Mr. Beast, right? And, and, and they don't understand. They think that, you know, because the whole, oh, your day, we've only been here about

about it's data. Oh, they're going to steal your data. You're just another, your day, your, your, your data on Twitter is what they sell and what they care about. No, that's over. They're trying to make some transhumanist guys like Alain Musk

and his friends and Peter T. These people just want, you know, they want, they want to be they just want to be served. They want to be like, who's that guy who hangs around Dracula? Oh, oh, um, oh God, what's his name? They made a movie about him. Yeah.

Look up Dracula's buddy. Renfield. Renfield. A lot of Musk basically wants to be the Renfield to the tech, to the, the, to the, the, the, the, the, uh, singularity, uh, Dracula, you know what I mean? He wants to be, it's like, he said one, oh, you man, he's just an organic bootloader for digital AI. You know, no one needs your, no one needs your survival bill of goods.

Yeah. You know what? we're a nation of proud men and some women you know but mostly proud men let's be honest you know it might change the next hundred years might be different but let's let's be how many you know I kind of agree with you on that in the sense that I think women could kind of live anywhere it's a male energy in this country yeah you know Europe is a lot more feminine whatever you want take it however you want I don't care right but the rest of the world in general is a lot more feminine I feel like right you know I'm the Vikings were tough but now what do you

doing you're making robot ports in rotterdam i mean i'd like to go there don't don't don't at me and we appreciate if you live there we appreciate you listening you know it's all good like no no one no one cares about the uh yeah this this uh we're men yeah and we have women that nationalist pride flows from male yeah women women like even though like obviously I wouldn't want to live under, like, Taliban rule or whatever. No, yeah. But like a woman, like, in a bikini, a woman in Burka, I could probably, like, have Thai tea together.

Sure. And I'm not promoting this. You were telling me about how, you know, I was gone for a few days on business, and you came back, and you were talking about how Sharia cities are a problem. Yeah, I was, I was reading about this. It's a little bit older, but there are, like, kind of updates coming out about it, where, like, this guy, these guys wanted to make something called Epic City.

Right. That would be a, basically, a Sharia city. that would be like kind of closed off a portion of your of the fee for living there would go to the mosque which I like theoretically would keep other non-Muslims out of this

you know it's a great place for that the Middle East yeah yeah I feel like they you know I would say like a hey you know I like you know you're pitching me this this weird Islamic state inside of Texas

and I like that you're trying things and this is a nation of entrepreneurs and hope but you know I feel like the market for that is it's not it's more it's more you know Saudi Arabia Jordan these you're gonna find a lot more appetite for that and we don't need that here it's gonna you get a lot of pushback a lot of friction how about you leave that do you know your market you know we don't this thing you can push back and you don't have to get all like you know over correct with this stuff I got no

problem with this long whatever but you know but just know know what your market I'm not I'm not trying to, like, win over, you know, coffee moms. You don't see me trying to be on Pinterest, do you? Right. No way you're wanted. Know what the demographic is. No way the appetite is. You know, it's like poker.

If you said, people think poker is about knowing the gods and the car. It's about playing with people who are worse than you. Knowing what you're, you know, you sit down the table. What's that rounders quote? You sit down the table. You look around. You don't see the idiot. You're the idiot, whatever it is.

But that's about, like, you know, Like, you know, know what you're doing here. So this idea is just, but keep it out, keep that Texas. Yeah, we don't need that. Yeah, doing that, trying to do that shit in Texas is pretty good. You're not going to, the age of like, we're going to sneak into America and, like, manipulate things behind the scenes. Yeah, like this isn't, like, this isn't the time for that. And scurry, like, little, little schemers.

Am I going to, and while you sleep, hey, what's that thing, the tiger sleeps or whatever? You woke up the tiger? I don't know. I don't read fables. very often. I'm a man. I'm a grown man. But yeah, just let's cut the shit. We know what we're doing here. It's like, oh, Christian nation is this day, I don't care. We're a nation of buys, all right?

We don't need anything keeping, you know. Christians know how to give God his due and still buy garbage. All right? And that's how this works. Jesus said once, didn't he say, gives a Caesar what's his, and give him. me mine, but give you, I'm going to get mine, but give Caesar his. I'm going to get mine in the next life. Yeah, yeah, don't get it twisted. I'm not here to fight with Caesar. I'm here to bang you over the head, all right? You're, you're, you're with me. You're, oh, but Caesar gets at, hey, that's your, that's between you and him. Don't worry. It's like a salesman. They'll open my wife. Hey, hey, you figure your wife out. You tell your wife what's up.

She don't want to buy this piece of land. You can convince, you tell her that this is, this is, this. This is how we get ours. Or you tell her, you lie to her. Or you divorce her. But sign the damn contract, all right? That's what this is. So, you know, I don't need, we don't need to have women in Burkers in America. We don't need to have people getting, you know, oh, you can't go in this cafe, like, in Paris, where women aren't allowed to go into cafes.

I mean, that's, like, insane. This is a. I didn't even think it was. Honestly, at first, I didn't even think it was true. No, it's like, it's like, but like, but like, but, yeah. Like, you see a few, you see more and more people saying this happened to me, videos of it. Yeah. It's like, that's crazy. And people go, it's crazy that you just get to enforce Sharia law in some cities.

And people go, and look, I'm not really honest. I mean, I've been, I've been guilty of a little bit of, like, wow, it's harder sometimes to, like, turn people away when they're refugees from the wars you started. Right. But it's been a while now. You know, you got a certain amount of leeway. These refugees, refugee, this 30-year process of, like, I'm a refugee from what? oh the boar war the boar war really changed things here

and then was it the dutch whatever I'm a refugee of uh the war of the roses you know imagine telling me that why why you why should you take over England ah well the war of the road what's another imagine the South trying to like take over New York

like a civil war it's over you know wars have consequences no one likes war it's also just kind of crazy to think that people are going to like submit to like some pretty fascist ideas yeah just out of guilt for like colonialism yeah that's not it's like oh this guy the it's like it's like pick your fascist right if i got the option you tell him he's got the fascist that we're going to vote oh Trump's a fat but but let it yeah well at least at least he just wants me to get a nice little rat sculpture right he's why he just wants

he wants to make a little money while the rat sculpture comes in I don't I don't have to like you know cut off my wife's hand or whatever if she like if she talks to the mailman i don't know what happens right just let's just keep you know we get it yeah you get what this is hope change i think it's a fun time what we're doing here we're bringing back the this is justin beber what's this justin beber thing justin beber american icon yeah I saw this video of him talking to the paparazzi. Starting the paparazzi. Good morning.

No, not good morning. You already know. You already know. You just want money. Money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money. So he's just saying they want money. So he's getting in the paparazzi's face. This is a...

Oh, get out of here. All you... Yeah, I mean, this is hard to watch. People, you know, look, if you're going to, how about, he's the thing. You can get them on T, get a microphone on Timo and just carry around in your pocket. So if you see someone like Justin Bieber doing something interesting, pop to, so I don't have to hear, wind. I'm sick of these viral videos, these supposedly, like, you know, these people, pull your iPhone out. If you, if we're all going to be little news rats, right?

How about you, how about you get some equipment? How about you put a microphone on top? shoot, you know, get yourself a gimbal so you can shoot, you know, I don't have to see your shaky hand, your methodicant hands shaking while Justin Bieber tries to recreate the Jesus flipping over the money changers thing

but he's telling the paparazzi they only care about his money and I think Actually, you know, that's a good point This is basically what, this is basically what Christ is. I don't know if Christ would agree But no, but yeah, it definitely it's like it's definitely uh it's definitely in that in the spirit of it it's definitely feels like derivative of that i agree yeah and uh it's crazy it's like money money money i mean jesus jesus looked down

and said people think he said forgive them lord they know what they do where he actually said was money money money money money um here's the thing i think beavers is off base here i know he's uh he's been through a lot And I wish him the best. But I think he's off base here because, I mean, he thinks the paparazzi only care about money. Do you remember when Princess Diana had that tragic crash? Oh, yeah. The only people who stopped and helped her were the paparazzi.

Who else was there to help? I mean, how long it takes for the police to arrive, for the ambulances to arrive? The paparazzi were there like that. You know, I don't know what you think it's all. It's like saying Mother Teresa only care about money. It's like, you know, it's like if you, if you want people, if you want to, you know, to create some kind of new paparazzi that would just leave her in the tunnel to her own devices. Now, unfortunately, they couldn't save her.

They tried. They thought maybe they were using their flashes. Right. To try and light up so we can kind of, maybe we can get her out. You know, some of them were using, they're shooting their little camera flashes. They're like, if we keep shoot, keep shooting. So, yeah, I know they're very quick, but we keep shooting over and over and over and over and over.

We can light it up and we can kind of see where she's stuck and pull her out maybe. You know, so it's just... You know, if we get an up skirt, see those bloody panties. So shoot up the skirt so you can show the... So when the doctor doesn't have to go, like, you know, crawling into the car to see... No, here's the situation down there under her skirt. And then, you know, like, for instance, I'm saying. And you go, oh, you're such terrible people.

They're like the bugs on the water bug I was talking about. it's symbiosis Justin Bieber wants a world where like they just show up to hear like his like press press releases that's not how this works you don't get to be famous only when you want to you know

when you're famous you're famous forever if you're lucky and you show me the famous person who wants to stop being famous besides Rick Moranus you know Rick Moranus went away for 10 years to raise his kids he can step back in New York City for one second

guy's head caved in on the Upper West Side. That guy can't, you know, can't get a break with Moranus. He really is the one who struggles with God, you know? He's a little giant. He's a little giant. Do you see that movie? Yeah, I think I did see it. Great film.

Go watch little giants. Make the time. Oh, I don't get the time. Make the time. If it's important, you make the time. That's from Star Trek generations. Where did Sulu get a daughter? Where do you have the time?

You make the time. You know, the track, I don't know. Do you think do we have a lot of people who get that reference? I don't care because references are cheap just like Timo rat sculptures. But no, we wish you the best, but he's off base here. We don't need, we don't need to, we're trying to recreate the global economy here. And with the paparazzi, we can fix that later. He focused your energy where it's needed.

I love his idea. I love his idea. He's going to like, hey, you know, up and down to the stock market, the economy. me fact you know i'm gonna fix the guys who hang out of jamba juice and wait to and wait to see uh milo vintillocalyps or whatever was the guy from uh gilmore girls right oh yeah i right but wait which one is he vilo vinalia whatever his name is he dean no the other one i think oh okay not dean dean was the guy the dean was the corn fed moron right gilmore girls the guy's like i can't believe Ray Rory, I can't believe you read

George Orwell, what are you? What are you? A PhD major? Like, you know, like it's not that common. I mean, it's a good writer, but it's not that complicated. That kind of show loves to use a reference. I mean, I've watched it. I had friends girlfriends watched it. It was quite. They'd bring up like, like, Marx, blah, blah, blah. And they're just, and it's just like in the middle of like Connecticut eating like, you know, pot chocolate with cinnamon sticks.

And pretending like, you know, they're Marxist or whatever they do. I don't know. I mean, Gilmore Girls is a great show for, um, Just like, you know, getting it, get in a chemo drip. I'm just for getting it in. Forgetting a chemo drip. Yeah. It's a great, look, that's a great thing. We need to, everyone's, everyone needs entertainment.

And sometimes when you're sitting there and, and, and they're shoving this, this weird, kind of poison inside you, a poison that helps you. That's basically how chemo is, right? It's a poison that helps you. The poison that heals. Yeah, the poison that heals. You know, you don't want to, you don't want to be watching, like, you know, some great film. No.

You don't want to be watching The Godfather. You don't want to be walking to run in movies that are filled with complicated themes. You just want to

taint them. Imagine the first time you saw the godfather you were on chemo. It's not going to hit the same. No.

So you need something like the Gilmore girls, right? You need something like this is, you know, another, another, yeah,

this is another Milo Ventimilia project. And you know, if you want that to work, if you want people to care about Milo Ventimilia, then he then he's gonna have to I'm sorry when he gets his jamba juice someone's gonna be trying to like you know take a picture of his like daughter's birth certificate or whatever these guys do it's just part of the economy you know they're not gonna don't like you draw limits right but yeah I'm sorry I'm sorry you know we're not saying you should go in your house right right oh no no you know you can be while you're at jamba juice that you're gonna have people looking up you know at your booty

You bet, you know, you, in your ass, it made it look at me a little bit of Amelia's ass stinks. And everyone's going to know. I'm sorry, you didn't choose the life of anonymity. You didn't, you didn't choose the farm. You didn't choose the cabbage patch. You, you chose, uh, glitz and glam. Too right. Too right.

It's a strange time when, uh, I mean, honestly, this video should be the commercial for, for cabbage patch. We need, we need everyone, look. Do you want to end up like this Or do you want to walk through a field And pluck your baby From the earth No more 23 in me No more like

Oh who like where What did I come from Gangus Khan Was I one of the His harem Was my mom one of Kangus Khan's harem Whatever You know

My friend The great Joe Rogan He used to love to have People love talking about How your mom is Gangus Khan's rape baby Well Yeah

We got one episode I almost made it It's my fault For bringing up Genghis Khan He was known for that Yeah He wasn't known for whining and dining But yeah

But it used to be a big thing He wasn't a simp, that's for sure Genghis Khan was no simp Yeah But you know Joe Rook was have on back in the day A simpler time he would have on Who's that guy?

the hardcore history guy. And you were talking about just Genghis Conn and the and 25% of the people in the world have his DNA inside them. Some of them in their mouths. And, you know, it's just everyone's all fixated.

Where's my lineage? And it's like, we're getting rid of that. There's no more, because I'm sick of the Netpo babies too. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Eden Hulk. You were good in Gattaca.

And I got no problem, you daughter. But it's like, is she that? Do we need that? do we need uh who was patrick schwarzenegger or you that i mean in the white lotus do we need like it's like it's not like these pieces if if danel day louis's dad was archie bunker you go i'm look i get look it's undeniable right but i mean these people you know the the kid from the boys who's randy quade's kid i mean i'm not saying you know get them like you know they can have jobs they can have artificial wounds like no one's saying they starves at this

that. But do we, do we need to make them all, you know, celebrities? I'm sick of this whole NEPO thing. The answer is this. Everyone comes out of a cabbage patch. And we'll see, and then we'll see how good Patch of Schwarzenegger is. I might be eating crow, Eden Hawk.

And go, hey, keep my daughter out of your mouth. No. Keep my name on your mouth. No. How about that? Don't talk about my daughter. What are you going to do about it? She's a public figure. What are you going to do about, Ethan? I'll call you Ethan. What are you going to do about it?

I got a beef with you, but don't, don't try, I'm not saying anything too untoward. Don't you dare try to play the daddy card. You put your, you put your daughter into Hollywood, all right? I'm trying to make a system where you won't have to defend it. How much better would it be, Mr. Hawk, if you're a daughter from stranger things, who worked at the ice cream shop, didn't have that stigma of being your daughter. You know, she came out of a cabbage, but we don't know where she's from. She might have been inside of Harvey Weinstein at one point when he, his body, you know,

Not her I mean he's not dead yet You know This is how this will be Who's someone from the past who died She might She might have been in strong thermans No one knows who that is anymore

Give me someone She may have been Marlon Brando She was raised inside Marlon Brando's gut You know right And he's dead gut And we don't know We don't know whose daughter she is

But she's look at her Poured his ice cream Into a spooky show Right She's working his ice cream shop And she's so good and no one's saying do we really need

Eden Hawke's daughter it's irrelevant because the cabbage patch right part of the cabbage patch is also that we're going to just put everything in a big vat

it's all a big vat this is the new melt this is the melting pot the melting pots omit it's so immigration thing it's like I've been learning I've been getting more

into New York history you know they're all just fighting each other they all just hate each other until someone new comes and they hate that person am i it's messy but this idea this idea it doesn't mean don't let people in i'm just saying but this idea of a melting pot really didn't happen that well like you had it's factional i'm talking

about a real melting pot where no one knows who your daddy is you know remember jfk michael rucker this is new orleans chief how do you know who your daddy is because your mama told you so well there won't even be a mama anymore your mom is going to be your uh shalom way's womb how you know your daddy is because shahame told you so well so you know um i got a lot i feel good about this it's not you know this is this a plan i'm going to come up with no i also wouldn't have written hamlet you know in the tale of two cities i wouldn't have directed the god's father or uh or done anything martin scorsese did doesn't mean it's not good just because you didn't think of it

stop doesn't mean it's not worthwhile because you know his narcissism in America's got to stop we don't know and you oh he changed his mind every second that's fun isn't it wait wait wait a sit there and go

and who here was watching C-SPAN for 12 hours a day I'm sorry did we like the boring politics did we pay attention to it did we care this is what we signed up for 30 years ago on both

side when we said no to every when Nixon in 1950 9 or whatever was was sweating on TV he said we don't want this give us the guy who murders Merrill Monroe and it's an emphetamine's injecting to his back every day because he's

Addison's disease because he looks good on camera and that's that's probably the genesis of all of this we went for the flannel Nixon got in eventually because he started getting flashy so talking about his dog you know whatever get flashy get aggressive make something out of yourself they are the dream thanks much for tuning in that was very inspiring thank you i think i think you're right i think i think

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