Kump - Ep. 208 Taking Up Space

Episode Date: April 17, 2025

Ray and Lucie talk about the Blue Origin Lady Space Flight, penal systems, gangs, smells, and much more. https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week!Follow Kump on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/raykumpKump Hand Merch https://bonfire.com/store/kump/Follow Ray on Sound Cloud https://on.soundcloud.com/QbP8SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Instagram.com/EMGECONSTRUCTION

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meaty meaty topics there's a very controversial I don't know what you'd call it uh political event what what what what is this garcia case there's a man who was uh arrested by ice which is the immigration people uh and and sent to al salvador uh to a prison a purpose built prison to house the worst bad guys in the world i guess uh i hear that the el salvadorian prisons are brutal they do seem to be brutal you stole a loaf of bread to feed your family a thousand lashes wow i i i've not some diamonds in a teddy bear two thousand lashes wow that does seem brutal i all i have to be fair all i've seen on the news is them shaving people shaving their heads and they're making a big be like that right uh i didn't see video of the lashing or the or the or the diamonds what was it

you put it to them diamonds in a teddy bear a teddy bear that that that all i see is get guys getting crew cuts and I'm not trying to minimize I first of all don't shave me bro that's my policy so you know if there's nothing else that's still you know kind of annoying I'm sure it gets worse but I don't know why they keep they keep playing that

as if it's like and look they're making him have he can't have his gorgeous locks anymore it's the news itself seems to minimize the prison in effect but that's neither here nor there because this guy

is Garcia gentleman was apparently by a lot of accounts sent by accident right the administration picked him up accident and they said you know I think they did and he said this got the guy we'll take him anyway something that effect and he was sent outside and now people want him back and it's very complicated like ins and outs right because you know the Supreme Court said that he should come back but that he can go some more he basically there's the whole you can this deportation and it was holding right you this guy he was ordered to be deported but not to el salvador that's where he's from but i guess because he's supposedly in a gang right uh and

there's a ms 13 he's supposed to be in i didn't want to say because you know to be fair i'm i'm not not scared of them right i don't want i don't want to tangle with the ms uh i think that's being respectful right i mean i people go oh like you're you're making them look bad i think we're being respectful because you guys are so scary we don't want them in our country right i think that's that's that's a testament that's an endorsement i guess of like uh you you know that gang's good at being a gang if like the entire nation's like get out of here we we can't have you here like we're the most powerful nation in the world we're like we don't want you here it's just a very it really does kind of i mean it must be good for their PR on the street oh yeah how do we know when somebody's

an ms 13 do they have a do they have a a little tattoo they might read I just sure with the government. I'm not sure if that's a thing. Probably not, right? It doesn't tend to be there. You know, are the butterfly girls part of MS-13? The, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the girl, the girl, girl band.

There, like, there are some butterfly. If you want to be, you know, there's some butterfly tat when you, you know, that some, that girls get. I know, when an MS-13 man takes them as their bride or. I don't know. I don't know who you think I am. I'm not like a vice cop on the streets of L.A. I don't know. But I imagine there's just tattoos and there was like,

I think this guy had tattoos, but some people were saying that it just said mom and dad, which is, you know, I would never do that. I'll get my mom and dad tattooed my arms. But, you know, I mean, whatever. It's good for them. It's just complicated. People don't, people say he was, you know,

do you know anything about this? I mean, I, I know that the, mom and dad gang is very dangerous. I would love, we should start getting called Mommy Padre. It's just like, how crazy it would be if he was in a gangal, like the Mommy Padres? And they're even worse. The Mommy Dad is. The Mommy Dad is English.

Yeah. The Mommy Daddy. And it's like, and we're just like letting him back in and he comes back and he's just like, he's just like, he's like, Nicholas Cage and face off that, you know, that guy. What's the name, Castro, Troy? Right. He's just that good at being. Well, whatever. I don't know.

we just there's a it does seem like you would think he look whether or not he's he was in a gang or not in a gang um trump had the president of of al salvador in the white house and they're going like well you like you know is it his problem now well you send them back why haven't i sent him back i'm going to smuggle a terrorist back into the country what's the other thing we we invoked the aliens and something sedition act saying that gangs are terrorists which like look it does seem like you're kind of whatever. I think you're kind of mugging things up for us.

If you come in here and then start doing gang stuff. Yeah, I think it's not very respectful. Look, if it's a misuse of the term terrorism, Trump didn't start that. Yeah. All right. We spent 20 years calling everyone, you know, a terrorist in the aims of starting fake wars.

Well, real wars, but, you know, for fake reasons. So whatever. It's all very, and I don't have a, I don't know if I have a handle on it. These subjects are too complicated, all right? Whatever happened to, like, the Monica Lewinsky scandal? That was fun. Right.

Imagine Jay Leno having to deal with this. Ah, it's him to God in a Salvador. You know? He would, he would, he would, he would, he would, he would, he would just collapse under the pressure of what we have to deal with in the news. Oh, this is, are we on the road to fascism? Do you think that our prison system should be more like? like El Salvador's, do you think we should shave our boys, take their shirts off, make them kneel? Like, sure. I, look, I think that we should. I like the idea of just keep giving, give people a little cell by themselves. I'm going to read.

That's my whole thing. I don't want to, I don't want to be with other people. They have like 80 guys in a cell here. That's the worst thing I, you know, I can imagine. Yeah. Thanks. And they're all just, you know, you're all just bothering you. Everybody's just. You try to read like a nice book. You're trying to read, like, Lord of the Flies. Because, yeah, I haven't read Lord of the Flies. And I feel like, you know, I'm not going to any time soon. But if I was in prison, I'd be like, you know what? Why not? It's a bad time I finally read this book.

And they would just be calling your names. Oh, you're reading Lord of the Flies, fat boy, stuff like that. You know. And then you have to fight somebody. I get to fight somebody. You have to stand up for yourself. I think about prison. You've got to stand up for yourself, even if you can't.

Because it's worse if you just take it, right? So you have to be like, yeah. You got this coming to you, and you know you're about to get your ass kicked. But, like, you have to pretend, like, you have to, like, you have to run into this guy's fist effectively. Right. You have to shove, like, run at full speed with your face and just smash it into his fist and just, you know, hopefully, you know, you don't remember what happens. Because stuff will have, if you pass out in prison, ooh. I mean, that's the thing.

You get knocked out in a prison fight? Oh, my God. I don't know. You know? Yeah. That's. That's rough. That's a bad Sunday.

Absolutely. What would you, what, what is your read on the situation? Do you think, do you think the Trump administration is kind of just making this guy a scapegoat? It doesn't even seem like they're treating him. Like, it just seems like they're trying to do this with everybody, you know. It seems like they're just, they're trying, I mean, Trump was talking about maybe doing it to, you know. American citizens? Yeah.

Well, I mean, that does bold. poorly uh for you know for like the benefit of the doubt you go look maybe they maybe they just have their reasons maybe they know more than us you go well you said American citizens of El Salvador like to I really like to if it's legal and it's like why would you like to well you I think the argument is that well why we want these guys in America and it's like well I don't know because maybe your prisons are you know built well right I'm not saying theirs aren't but I mean like we like if I was a dictator I go I'll put them in a real good prison I'll build a nice

prison in the middle of Ohio, you know, a skyscraper in Ohio, so you can see it from everywhere. So, you know, and they're on top floors. So even if they get out, you know, you imagine how much tunneling you have to do. Imagine the Andy Dufraining the Shawshank Redemption and he's tunneling through Reader Hayworth and he gets through, you know, through the wall and he falls at like 100 stories. He forgot he was in a skyscraper. Why not? So I'm just saying, like, I would, if you could use that, we have the worst people you could ever think of Osama aladdin, Justin Bieber, all these guys. They're in our prison.

And, you know, it just seems like you'd want to make sure they're locked up tight. Right. So I wouldn't send American citizens away. But, you know. Do you want to bring back some form of corporal punishment, caning? Yeah. Well, canning does seem to work well. I mean, I don't know what El Salvador did because apparently they're very safe now.

It used to be a thing where it was one of the most dangerous places in the world. and apparently it's very, very safe now because of, you know, it's not, it's not that, like, if you, all you care about is getting safe, you can do it quick. Right. You just go, you know, street by street, start canning people, you know? And I don't know if they used that, but Singapore did that. Remember the guy back in the 90s? There was that, like, rich kid or whatever who was like, I don't know what he was doing in Singapore in the first place. I guess it was a fun city to hang out of that for rich kids.

It was like a rich kid excursion, like, you know, be a tough guy in Singapore. I don't know like Rob Carson's whatever he was doing but they call them and they just caned them a bunch of time it was a big controversy

we tried the government tried to negotiate to get them out and like no we got we got cane this kid but the caning is more about isn't it more about the humiliation

than the actual pan I think it's both I think I think oh these guys trained for a long time these guys who cane they're like they're like I don't

it's like I think caning is like the Singapore equivalent of karate. Like, you know, it's like, oh, like, you know, it's like, if you were in the UFC,

it's like, well, we got this guy from Japan, he's doing karate, and Korea's got Taekwondo, and the guy from Singapore, he was actually, if he was in the UFC,

a guy from Singapore, he'd be allowed to have a cane, this bamboo stick, and it can only hit you in, in the ass. It's a little ethnocentric that those, that, you know,

that kind of athletics isn't represented at the Olympics, you know? Yeah, I don't know why a canning is not an Olympic sport. We could also, you know, use that. We could basically send the world's worst prisoners. Like, imagine if they took Bin Laden alive. And then, like, you know, instead of dumping his body in the ocean,

which was totally, you know, make total sense to everybody. That you most, you know, the world's most infamous terrorist for 20 years or whatever, at the time, I guess, 10 at that point. But whatever, you know, right after you catch him, you know, and take, you just dump his body in the ocean. And it's totally legit. No one's got an issue with that. But imagine if we kept him alive and we, and the next time in the Olympics, happened we brought him out and he got caned and it's a whole big yeah everyone's just i mean

if we're gonna have draconian uh what that you know uh encroachments on freedom at least make it fun right you know if you're gonna go a war on a whim uh just you know so you and you're you know and five people can make five trillion dollars and split uh go go halvesies on a few five trills you know at least give the people that bred in the circus you know exactly they're afraid to bin Laden would be, you know, he'd get Kane the third time, the third hit, he'd be like, ah, my show my handler told me to do. I never let the Gilmer girls. The second Gilmer girl in two weeks.

We got, maybe we should get them on the show. Yeah, I just, it just seems like a very, it's very sketchy. I don't know what to do about it. I, uh, I would think Trump, you would think Trump, you would like, we made, we, we, we have bone we made a boner a little bit of a boner let's pull him back because he only have to do right now they're like they're arguing they're they're defying the supreme court or dividing the federal courts yeah if i was in his position trauma i would be like oh let's just bring him back and then send them to like whatever yeah so we can send them to hawai you know that's america i guess i never

think of that send them to uh where's the country kazakhstan ask them to take them you really we can't do nothing for kazakhstan you tell me katskistan's got everything they need that we can't give him hey we'll give you like you know we'll give you a few trucks and you can take this guy and put him in one of your prison's like all right yeah I'm not hey don't at me I'm not saying Kazakhstan doesn't have any trucks but I'm sure you could use

a couple more I'm sure the Kazakhstan government could use a few nice you know I don't cyber trucks no a real truck not some disgusting box cyber trucks

some kids are going to get his face cut off just running into a cyber truck one day. I don't care. I mean, I don't like kids. Whatever. I mean, it just seems like Trump's wasting a lot of political capital on this. It's almost like, you know,

they want to seem really tough on immigration and then probably won't do that much of it. Which is, yeah, I'm not advocating for one or the other. It just seems like, you know, I think they promised a lot of deportations. They kept bringing up like 10 million people came in the past eight years and it's like, we got to get rid of them.

And they're like, all right. But, you know, this seems that we're getting stuck on this one guy. Right. And I don't know. I'll call me a cynic. Maybe that's by design. Maybe that's why. Because they realize it's maybe logistically hard to get rid of 10 million people.

You don't know where they are. Oh, interesting. You know, but we know what this guy is because it's technically, technically, you know, he's on file. Like we keep, we seem to get a lot of people who have green cards. Not this guy. I don't know if he, I'm not sure. I don't think he did. But like, a lot of other people who had green cards that were getting kicked out for going

after, you know, saying stuff about Israel. There's people who, you know, it just seems like a lot of, like, you know, it just seems like, like, maybe he's a little pivot. Maybe he's a little pivot. You think he's just going to stop doing it

and blame it on the judge? It's not, like, this is not, it's just, keep in mind, no president really ever follows through with anything. You know, like Obama, where was health care. I mean, first of all, It wasn't universal health care.

It was like some weird bailout to the insurance companies. Right. It helped some people maybe afford it better. Other people, their prices went up. And even that, you mean, barely, I'm just saying, these guys are always over-deliver. Clinton promised not to, you know, harass his interns and he did. That was a big campaign promise. If you let me, if you make it the president, I won't, I won't, my intern, my, do nothing to him.

And he's, he's kept eating them, in the side room. whatever i'm just saying they don't follow through bush i guess he did i mean invaded iraq he's got he avenged his daddy so whatever i mean i'm i'm gonna be mad if it's a pivot do i want everyone deported i don't know it's a comment i don't need to have an opinion because no one voted me into anything yet you vote me make me the mayor of new york i'll have an opinion and you won't like him i guarantee you no one's gonna like him all right you do you guys think i'm just hemming and hoeing it's just like what well i gain but you think me the mayor of new york i will sell out to people immediately. I will, I will just use my, my eminent domain powers. I'll take

Madison Square Garden. I'll make it into a house for me. I'll make it the mayor's house. I'll, you know, I'll turn the west side highway into a beach. You'll be the villain they want. I'll be a, I'll be the villain that they bury under City Hall in a week. No one's going to like me. I'm going to, I'm going to steal so much that I won't be able to, I won't get away with it even for a second. so don't get me wrong I am a bold man like I know it's very

but it's complicated what do you want from me why don't you go to space yeah why don't you go to space like these what was it like a sex worker space flight to origin I think that's really important

I mean like nobody who would have thought in 1969 that one day we would be sending sex workers to space to 69 each other yeah yeah uh it's true i mean look so what is this this is an amazon dot com thing this is like this is like the rings of power uh space this is the rings of power

let's let's take a look at this we have a video of this let's see i mean maybe i'm maybe i'm being off base maybe maybe the sex workers deserve to go to space can we can we play some of this and see what's uh five four command you got a little rocket chip it looks like a one like a penis does too right doesn't it look like like more so than the average one yeah no I mean they never looked anything like them I mean they had domes on top I mean they whatever I'm sure you could find one that looks like a you know the Apollo 11 rocket but usually they don't this this looks like a hood it's got it's got the penal hood it's really yeah it's the penal hood that uh that really makes it is that where they are

I guess so yeah lift off lift off all right there we go the cat You hear them cackling in the background. Monday morning, April 14th, the first all-women spaceflight in more than 60 years launched into the stratosphere. Wait, wait. I'm sorry. Is this the first all-woman space flight ever? This is the first all- Since we started going to space, is that what they mean?

Since the year when there was the first all-female space crew. So we had one already. I think we had one already. When? What was the first all-female space crew? Oh, okay, all right, this is the first one. All right, so they're saying since the beginning of time, basically. In 60 years, since, you know, we started going to space.

Well, okay. Even the news is underselling it. They make it seem like, you know, Russia did this back in the 50s, but no one cared. A bunch of ugly women. They're brilliant, but ugly. We got these geniuses. One of them's from MIT, the other one's from, I don't know. We found her on the gulag, but she's sharp.

Sharp as attack. But yeah, they can make a, they can make a dog walk away with their face. I'm sorry, I'm not a roast comic. I'm sorry. It's not bad, though. That was pretty good. I was just picture in Ronnie Dangerfield's voice. Like, oh, you can make a, I mean, look, you can make a, oh, I got no respect.

When I look at dogs, they walk away. because they don't look at my face. It's not the worst. I mean, it's a decent line. If you said to a person, it would feel bad. Isn't that really what matters? Not how clever you are, but how bad you'd make them feel?

Totally. I always feel like I had a roast once and it didn't go that well because it wasn't my thing, but I should have just threatened to hurt people. I should have just been like, yeah, you're so clever now, but wait, wait until I'm in the parking lot later.

You know, I got a pipe. You won't be laughing then, you clever bastard. Anyway. Let's go back to that video, I guess. Let's give you that same. He Perry and CBS Morning's co-host, Gail King, were among six women who spent 11 minutes in space aboard Jeff Bezos's Blue Origin Rocket, New Shepherd.

Ahead of Lift-off, Katie gave her Instagram followers a tour of the capsule the crew had been training in. Wait. The fireworks singer showed off her seat. Training. I mean, basically, these are, these are just passengers, right? Why are we acting like this is like a, I mean, these are women, this is like Gail King. We got, we got, we got Katie Perry.

Who's the other fan? Anyone on famous? I don't know the rest of them. Yeah. And we're sending them to space in a, and they're just going to dance and jiggle around, right? Why are we acting with your astronauts? Also, who needed this? I don't understand who needed like women like like there's a big deal for women in space like as a women in space it's a thing right like this is something we've been trying to this is a code we've been trying to crack for decades and we just haven't I'll tell you something no one needs to go to space and it was fine when we sent you know buzz Aldrin and uh is it is he a flat earth no he's he is he a flight errant? I can't remember which one's a flat earther

Buzz Aldrin? No. It'd be funny if he was. Or Neil Armstrong and whoever these guys were, John Glenn. Yeah, they were all men. I'm sorry. But also they went up and they went to the moon and it's a rock. We got some rocks back.

It doesn't people... Didn't they all come back full of diseases because their immune systems were compromised by the moon? Is that true? I never heard that, but cool. I don't think he's a long enough time in space that they spend like actually compromises your immune system. It probably doesn't do great, but I don't think you bring back diseases. I don't think there's a lot of diseases living. I mean, there's not much life on the moon famously.

So I'm not sure, but you could be right. I mean, yeah, it probably, there's a lot of radiation when you're up there, you know? I mean, they spent like, these women spent like, what, eight minutes in space? Yeah. You're not an astronaut. Being an astronaut, like, you realize what astronauts were back in the day? They were, like, the baddest test pilots ever. Not I'm not sure I'm not if they needed to be, right?

But I'm saying, but these are guys who flew like, you know, But then they fly, like, the first sound jets, the Mach 10 jets, the mock jets, the right stuff guys. You know, they were, they were fit. They were, they were, they were, they were, they were, they were, they were, they were, what do you call those guys? Not Yahoo's, but, you know, they were. Top gun type guys. Right. They were like top guns.

A bunch of top gun men go into space and, and just, and playing with rocks. You know, it was very dangerous. But, you know, what, ultimately would we get, oh, we just. we wouldn't have had computers without space I'm gonna bullshit come on you really believe that the computers back down they say that a watch not an Apple watch got Cassio watch back like those calculator watches

were more powerful than the computer that was on spaceflight and like yeah we built a few computers like but I mean you tell me we wouldn't that we wouldn't have computer the guys who make computers wouldn't be like well maybe Wall Street would be interested in a few in a few computers so we'll still build it no no we have to do it to beat

Russians. We have to do it. Oh, we got tang out of it. It was about microwaves. You, oh, like, all these things that got invented that, like, we wouldn't have invented anyway. It's the biggest lie I've ever heard in my life. Space flight is mostly useless. If we go, like, where are we going to go to a bunch of planets that can't support? Oh, we'll terraform the planets. If we could terraform planets, we could fix her own planet. We wouldn't need to leave. It's insane. I mean, yeah, maybe in 50,000, years or something not yeah this idea of musk who's gonna build Mars stations right no there's not it's just it's just it's it's a bill of goods

all you're gonna get is a bunch of sand and dirt it's gonna be like it's gonna be like you know it's it's when they used to sell you a bad land back in 1800s when like no when there was no cars or trains and you people go hey buy this land it's just a bunch of you You go out, you finally get in Nevada, because no one knew what Nevada was. And you get there, it's all just sand and dirt. You know, Las Vegas wasn't even there yet. That's what the moon is or Mars. Yeah, it would be easier to just live in Waterworld.

Yes, much easier. I mean, I'd love to drink my own piss. Just a fantasy of mine. You know, I don't know why no one comes along and says, here, right? Here's how you drink your, like, I prefer not to have to drink it straight out of my body. I prefer to have the cool filter that Kevin Costner uses in Waterworld. Why didn't that movie do better? Anyway, but you're a woman, Lucy.

Does this, you feel represented by the space? It's hard to feel to feel represented by this, I got to say. I don't, you know, I don't really see how it's, you know, a Sally Ride is inspiring. Right, because we had, we had like people in. women in space before. Yeah. I mean, one of them died immediately.

It's almost like these women are trying to steal Sally Ride Shine. Right. Like, now we're the female astronauts. Yes. Yeah.

Are any of these women like actually astronauts? No. I think one maybe almost was. Why did she stop? I think she got like, that was a weird thing too. I was watching some clip where she was talking about how

she's going to become an astronaut and then she got sexually assaulted. then she didn't become an astronaut, and then she ended up going on this flight. Okay. Well, that seems, it seems, I feel bad for her. So that's a, yeah. I feel bad for her, but doesn't that just kind of like minimize her thing to have her like, well, look, I was, I actually trained to be one, but I was assaulted. And so I put a little kink in the works when I'm back, and I'm ready to do it, and I'm excited.

And, oh, who else is going to be? Oh, Gail King. I know I'm. Oprah's friend. Right. I'm playing second fiddle to Oprah's friend and Katie Perry. Right. I mean, this is the problem with, like, the diversity.

Like, if diversity happens, it's fine. And, like, it's, like, it's probably good most of the time. People go, oh, like, I mean, you know, you don't want to overcorrect. And, you know, because these things have been kind of, you know, these initiatives have been kind of pushed back on lately. And some of the, like, the diversity's not actually good. Well, like, it's fine if it happens naturally. And sometimes, like, we can do it a little bit down. But, I mean, this, this, this is, this is actually hurting women.

who do the job right it's making it's a you're just you're just leveling the playing field in the in in the against the people who worked hard right yeah yeah totally but you know uh i do like kitty perry was she's a fight she's the one of those fireworks right she's a firework girl and she got the yeah you know she likes to jump around if you know what i mean very charming charming charming woman um let's see what she did in space inties that's she might hit a few high notes during flight. Here on the new shepherd. I think I'm going to sing.

I'm going to sing a little bit. I got to sing in space. Indeed. So that's like, so she's going to sing in space and much the same, you know, kind of reminiscent of when Buzz Aldrin had to crap into a bag,

like a thin plastic mylar bag, and then folded up like a, like a toothpaste tube. You know, basically the same thing. Bill revealed in a post-flight interview that the pop superstar made good on her promise and belted the Louis Armstrong classic What a Wonderful World as they floated above the earth

The best part was when we got back in our seats After Zero G's Katie sang, what a wonderful world And I was like, that's racist I said, shut your white ass up This actually would have been fun If they had just gotten some women who were like if they had gotten some interesting women.

Yeah. Britney Spears and Space. Brittany Spears and Space would have been phenomenal. She's just like, they don't even take off yet. Her panties already off. She's just dancing around like a child. That actually is impressive.

We can send a complete maniac to space. Yeah. That is kind of inspiring. Britney Spears, much love. Shout out to Britney Spears. But she's like, she's like the child.

the child of a friend or, you know, whatever, I don't know, it's a universal thing, but sometimes children just like to rip their clothes off and jump around, and you're like, all right, what's that happening? I don't want to be here. I got like, this is, like, it's just like, put some clothes in your kid, please. And that's how I feel about Britney Spears.

It's like, I don't, it's like, this isn't, is she okay? You know, whatever, but, you know, but in space, it's like, space kind of, space kind of flattens everything. I feel like she, she thrived in space. Oh, yeah. The first, uh, nude spacewalk. I mean, she would die, right? I want to watch Britney Spears and Amanda Binds in space.

Ooh, yeah. And that's it, you know. Yeah, just a flight full of women who, you know, I don't know what I'm going to say. They got to put through the ringer a little bit. Right. You know, women who have really struggled. And yeah, it's like, you know, maybe, maybe they deserve it. Like, what did Gail King do, be friends of Oprah?

Like, I sat there to sizzler every night with her while Oprah ate steaks and potatoes. When she first got that show, just every night was Sizzler, you know, and I put my time in. I mean, is that, is that her? She used to talk about Gail. I mean, I used to watch Oprah. She used to talk about Gail. And no one knew who she was, I felt like. And all of a sudden, CBS is like, why don't we just hire that random friend she's always talking about?

Because everyone likes Oprah. And it seems, I don't know, people, do people, I guess people like her? Or they just, or they just sucking up to Oprah. I don't, I mean, I got nothing against Gail King, whatever. What do you think? You got a weird history of Gail King? Yeah, I didn't realize. Honestly, I don't think I realized that that's the same Gail who was friends with Oprah.

Yeah, no, this is what I'm saying? Oprah was there crying at the launch. Right. Like, they, like, I don't know, because they pushed out some. Do you think Oprah knew something? Do you think she knew that it was a sketchy operation? That's why she didn't go? Yeah, you want to go?

What's a billion dollars? I'm not going. Stupid Bezos didn't go. And he's been, oh, yeah, my old Bezos. his fiancee was on there, too. That's right. It really is just, I mean, this is the, what do you call it, the oligarchying. Is there a verb?

Is there a verb for making oligarchs? There's the oligarching of America. It was a word about Trump, but it's like, we got rich people just taking Oprah's friends to space for no reason. Well, it's their money. Yeah, all right, well, I just don't know why we're celebrating it. And you're acting like you're trained. it's like a flight to Cabo Right

So what is it What are we doing here? What? Gail King responds though Gail King responds to haters I guess that's me That's targeted in me Questioning Blue Origin Flight

I wish people would do more diligence You really want to dig more To what? Like your degree from MIT Aren't these like You're either a test pilot or a scientist, usually, right? These astronauts? Right, right, yeah.

And, you know, I wish, I think she's responding to the people who thought it was that the whole thing was faked. Oh, so there's an angle here where it's fake, too. I forgot about that. I don't know why anybody would fake something so insipid as this, but, you know. Because they can. They wanted, we're in the age of the confluence of AI and useless technology. uh so it's like you know what would be the benefit to show off what whether they call their

i jemini or is that google what's amazon a ilexa Alexa plus well i don't know what the amazon ai is called okay well whatever it is i'm sure they got one and you can make stupid images uh you can you can you can make yourself look like a miazaki character it's really great it's really great use of power of a voltage make me look like an anime boy all of these all of these uh you know minerals are finite yeah no it's like make a they're called rare earth minerals yes they're called rare earth minerals but not so rare that you can't just you know fantasize about being a guy from dragon bowl z if that if we're not going to use it for that what's the point of having rare earth minerals you know yes people get their hands

cut off mining lithium every day because they steal a little bit of lithium who hasn't stole a little bit lithium. You know, it's like, but I get to be Piccolo. Do you know Piccolo? He was the green guy.

Yeah, I remember Piccolo. Okay. Oh, Lucy fights back. She pushes back on the I'm, right? I can see the comments now. Why is Ray always assume Lucy doesn't know Dragon Ball Z characters?

Bear, you fat bastard. Ray, Lucy, I love Lucy. That fat bastard Ray keeps condescending about Dragon Ball Z. your mouths. But yeah. By the way, you see my pen,

do you see my pendant? Yeah. I told about it in the show last week. I mistakenly said it was a cat riding a shark. It was actually a cat riding a dog holding a fish. So, I mean, it's just bling. You know, drip, we've had drip for a while now, and I'm getting into bling.

It's a whole new comp. It's a very expressive cat. I guess, yeah. I mean, you know, you barely see. It's really not well. made. It's just a, it didn't even come with a use a lanyard that they have. It's just like a Christman ornament. I thought

it was like, I thought it was going to come and be like a cool pendant. But whatever. We're not talking about that. This is not the drip show. That's coming soon. The comp drip show is on its way. But now, you know, we were talking about space. Dale King is happy to address the haters

voicing criticism over Blue Origins All Female Space Flight. During a Tuesday interview with Extra, she said it was good. we can really address the controversy. I was one of those people before I went on this flight and became educated at space. Is this really what she said?

Wait, she put this on. Point to the, just so everyone can see. Where is it? Yeah. This is so fank. I was one of those people before I went on this flight and became educated at space in brackets questioning. Why we spend so much money on space

when there's so much to do here on Earth. But then they said, said, you want to go? I'm like, oh, hell yeah. Most death. This is such a... King said, she had her perspective shifted when she learned more about what Blue Origin does, which is take rich brats to space. Is Brat condescending? Good.

Which included funding a way to harness the waste here and figure out a way to put it in space to make planet her the better... So there's... Wait, wait, wait. Her whole... What she thinks... What they told her that Blue Origin does, which I haven't ever heard, but maybe it's true, is the same thing that every idiot kid says. Like, when they talk about landfills or, well, they just send it to space on a rocket. But that's their whole thing. They want to send, I didn't realize that Jeff Bezos's company was there to send garbage to space.

I guess you have to make the rockets more efficient to make that worthwhile. I don't know that you could. Can you? You think you can? You can make it efficient enough that we just, that would be worth, instead of, you know, that we could just send all our garbage into orbit. Probably not orbit, probably beyond orbit, right? Yeah, probably even beyond.

So we're going to have, we're going to have all, like. That might be the first evidence that we're there to some other sentient life for him. Some, some, some studious aliens who's just going to find a copy of bad magazine covered in hummus. You know, an intelligent life. Dryland does exist. I've seen it. On April 14th, Katie King, Katie Perry, Jeff Bela, his fiancé, Lauren Sanchez, film producer Carrie Ann Flynn, former NASA rocket scientist Asha Bo. Is she the one that, she the one that was that, that, uh, dropped out a space school? Well, I don't know if to say she dropped out. I mean, she might have been assaulted out of it.

Right. I don't know what happened. It seems not that we're even talking about that. Why does she have to talk about that? The worst thing happens to her. She can't, you know, it derails her career for a bit. And then I was like, hey, we'll take you to space with a bunch of other slobs who we don't even know who barely even know what gravity is. And then, you know, but we're going to have to talk about it.

Yeah. Talk about what? You know. You're going to have to tell Jeff Bezos what they did to you. How you were hurt. Right. Point to it on a doll. Yeah.

This just seems. exploitive, but maybe I'm just being a bitch about it. I'm sorry, I do, look, as much as I might be a blowhard, as much as I might be a loud mouth and kind of aggressive, you know, sometimes I have too much of a conscience. Yeah. And I really, I mean, that is the game. You don't become a billionaire by not exploiting victims. I mean, that's just thought.

That is the game. So why am I wanting? I mean, she's getting hers. She's getting to go, right? I'm not in space, am I? You see me floating zero gravity for eight minutes? No, sir, because I'm, I don't, because I'm not a woman. Oh, man, I wish I, maybe I should.

Maybe if I get a sex change, can I go? I would love to. I would just have the, ooh. I mean, look, you can say, if you start playing the part now, there probably will be like a non-binary space. Do I have to, they always say you don't have to do the surgeries. But like, if I was going to use that an excuse, they might, you know, could I just say.

I just say I'm like I mean some of these trans people don't even say it I mean don't even do much can you like you know I'm just why and you know why you're looking to me so skeptically are you asking how trans you have to be to get on a blue origin flight basically okay yeah yeah I mean look I think if you put a little blue in your hair you know try to look ambiguous okay yeah and then you know nobody will nobody will really question it how dare you how can they how dare you ask me what I got down there How dare you ask me if it's leaking

It leaks all the time honestly I am so I'm so I'm just so thankful that I can finally have an organ down there leaks more That's the thing right I mean look we don't talk about it much in general But like that is kind of a Just because I haven't had surgery

It doesn't mean I don't leak Are you a man or are you one of the ones of a leaky one That's if I was an alien That's that So there's men he just got his men I don't know It's just fine I'm trying to find a family friendly

term Whatever Let's move on Another part of this K acknowledged the financial concerns Over the flight admitting it was expensive But with further exposure

If you get enough people Who are interested It doesn't have to be that expensive What is he talking about? What is she talking about? This is like, but she's the host of, Good Morning, America, I don't care. Well, this is bad. I don't like that people are calling it a ride.

You never see a man or a male astronaut who's going up in space and they said, oh, we took a ride. You're not an astronaut yet, imbecile. You're not an astronaut at all. You talk about the men who, like, flew the plane? Did you fly it? Did you actually fly it or did you take a ride? Nobody says that the female astronauts weren't astronauts if they were. Right.

No one says that Christian McAuliffe. or Sally Ride, I mean, yeah, she died kind of quick. But a lot of those little men on that trip. Was that a challenger? Yeah, right, yeah, the challenger, right? Right. The teacher. Yeah, I don't know which one's which.

But I'm saying, but the other one went up there. No one was like, why are you, there's been women up there before. Right. Just not unqualified ones. This is the new terror. Honestly, this is the new horizon. The new frontier is just people who deserve nothing given everything. I mean, Katie Perry can sing.

Yeah, that's true. You got me like a fire hose. Oh, fireworks, right? Firework. Firework. I feel like it's a little disrespectful to what the mission was. You don't have a mission. Your mission?

Were you there? What was your mission? To just squawk? Just squawk with a bunch of other hens? I feel as little respectful to what the mission was. and the work that Blue Origin does. In fact, King said that the Blue Origin journey had already inspired young girls in particular

while also allowing young boys to see what women and young girls can do. This is like, here's the thing. This is what's so bad about this forced diversity crap. Is that like no one, you would think if like, you know, if you're a ration and go, look, I mean, how do we feel about the fact we should have more of it or not, right?

If we're going to do it, all right, so we're going to like trying to find the best people to like, you know, and just, you know, happen. Let's just try harder to find qualified women. And if there aren't women, I guess we train more of them. We try to encourage them again. But it's always just like, no, let's just pick Oprah's friend to go and the host of American Idol to just, you know, take dumps in low orbit. Like what does this do?

It helps like the corporate, what do you call that, the compliance of these companies? Like, nobody called, didn't William Shatner go to space? Yeah, he actually, look, I mean, to be fair, he actually inspired, like, he actually inspired people. Not because he's like, so, it's not his fault. Like, he just acted, but I mean, they wrote a show, it was a space. That happened to inspire people. Should they have? No, I'd like to live in a country where scientists are inspired by, you know, um, whatever, mediocre acting.

Mm-hmm. But, you know, this idea, like, but what is Gail King or Cape? You already had female astronauts. The delusion of these people is getting worse and worse. Yeah. And it's like, and all they talk about is like how Trump is fascist and, you know, and democracy is being threatened. And look at us how Trump does.

And like, it's very aggressive. It's very aggressive interpretation of democracy. Yeah. And you think there'd be like people, you think it'd be a time where we. We worry less about, like, shoving just a, just a, just a, an HR friggin, you know, demonstration into the, into the, into the cosmos. Right. I don't understand.

Like, it really, it really ring true. Like, oh, he wants to become a dictator. Okay. So what's yours? Oh, nothing. This is, this is it. This is what we're going to do about that. So it doesn't, it really hurts the case, if you know what I mean.

People, people, it, when people call this wrestling, You know, again, I don't want to make light of the, of the, of the shavehead prison, whatever they call the men's shave club, dollar shave club, whatever, whatever is going on in El Salvador. But, you know, it's like, it is rough. And don't send American citizens there. We can build prisons here. We're good at. I don't know if we're trying to build jobs here.

Why are we setting jobs at El Salvador? You know? We're sending them all over good prison building jobs. Like the whole thing. I don't, I'm not a fan of the prison industrial complex. I don't think private prisons are, like, a good idea, and I think they're evil. And I think, you know, it's crazy to profit off of, like, it just creates insane incentives that are easy to corrupt. I don't think the people in this administration wouldn't necessarily agree with me, though.

I don't think they have the same qualms about that, probably. And I don't know why you're sending, you know, good paying private prison jobs to, you know, South America. The whole point was to get more jobs here. Right. Why is that? And why am I the only one making that case? Because the Democratic Party and its representatives, its rich representatives,

are too busy trying to send the cast of the Gilmore girls to frigging to Mars. It's all, I mean, it's like, it's like everything's fake, but the horror is real. Like the horror is like, all the pain's real. But we still, but everything on top of it's fake. What percentage of people do you think are watching that? Yeah.

Purely because they want to see it go sideways. Like they want to see the rocket explode or they want to see the, they want to see the, they want to see them have to, you know, get stuck up there and have to eat each other. That's going to be like 90% of the audience for this. Yeah. I mean, because there's a thing. No one wants this crap. Whether it's, whether it's like diverse television, you know, these women's shows, you know, these shows where everyone's a minority, swap. Like, you know, it's fine.

Like, I got a problem with them. But, like, you say, this is, it's just, it's just, they're also. hand-fisted about it. Right. And it's just so like, no one, and, you know, who watches the crap they make? No one. It's not like, oh, we got the, like, black people love these black shows that get made, you know, whatever, by black people.

A lot of these shows, no one watches. That's a good point. Like, it would be one thing if it was this genius business model. Right. And we were, like, slowly compartmentalizing the whole population of the U.S. to, like, you know, directly appeal to each group. I've seen it, like, with comedy. Very funny people who, like, black people who were, like, you know, they got passed over it

endless times because they want people who fit their little mold. They want a certain kind of person who's not going to question their politics or their or their social order. It's like it's this weird like the serfdom they create with this with these diversity initiatives. Right. And it's like it's like it's not about replacing white people. I mean, you know, it's about maybe it's something.

I don't know. I can't speak for everyone. But I mean, there's plenty of things to get mad about. Don't get a twist. But, you know, it's just this weird, like, you know, sup, what's the word, not succubus, when you kneel. Oh, yeah, I'm a, is it genuine. Yeah, this weird genuflect, you, no, no, no.

This is why I'm not the mayor. But I'm on a roll and all of a sudden, and then I'm making this genuflect. I want, genuine, fuck, to a woman, woman, astronauts. Oh, I lost a three. it's all crazy what is uh this is this is this is interview any let's see uh this is they were all talking together

wow that's good just i know katy's face says it all right there so katy i'll jump to you for a comment you holding up that daisy i know you got to tell me outside the capsule how important that was not only because it's your daughter's name, but everything that it encompasses for you. And I would love for you to share it with the audience. I don't know if I can cry anymore. First thing she says, about crying.

Why are women so obsessed of crying? Why is it their whole thing? All they want to do, I mean, I don't know people think my wife's always crying. That's not what happens. But when women get on TV, all of a sudden, they just like, oh, I'm just crying. Why are women always crying every time I talk to them, every time I have sex with them? Careful.

Daisies, sometimes people consider Daisy's weeds, because they grow everywhere. And that's what I consider my daughter. A fat, a fat weed. And through everything, and they show up in so many different places. But daisies are just so resilient. and flowers for me, I believe. Shouldn't this be the one who got victimized? This shouldn't that be her line?

What are you resilient about? There's not, there's like, after the flight, there's like, they like talked to her as that she was getting stumbling out of the capsule. Yeah. Like, how are you resilient? Well, I performed as a Super Bowl and now I'm here. Like, you know, a few years between, but it's like, there's nothing, what was her, she got, there was a lawsuit with Dr. John or whatever?

Who's that guy? You know what I'm talking about? Oh, no, I think that was. Taylor Swift, though, wasn't it? She was involved. People got mad at her for some... I don't know. I'm just saying, is that what she's like?

This is her comeback? I don't know. Are, like, God's laughter and God's smile. And I brought a Daisy because I have so much love for my daughter, Daisy. And I have so... This is all very much reminiscent of one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind. This is on the same level. Daisies are God's laughter.

I mean, just the lack of any prescience. Is that a word, prescience, whatever? The lack of preciousness. The lack of any kind of eloquence, the lack of any kind of, like, I'm not saying that's the point. I don't know what the point is. It's the point of going to space to mine rocks. I'm not sure what the actual point is.

But I mean, you would think that we're sending artists. I mean, maybe they can kind of say something eloquent that will kind of, like, you know, get people excited about this whole nonsense that we're doing. Daisy, my daughter, I was crying, and I have a daughter, you know, so much love for Mother Earth, and I believe you can see the beauty in the Mother Earth in a single, resilient, Daisy. God, this is terrible. It's very interesting.

This is just like just piled up women in space. Yeah, I mean, you know, I don't look no hate we all love to get a little looted out take some ludes and chill out and watch them watch them

they're just acting they're acting like this has never happened before this is I mean it's happening so much I mean honestly even the past few years it happens all the time this is not like the first commercial space flight this is not the female flight

not the first flight full of idiots like you said William Shatner you think William Shatner was training guys like 90 right they're literally this is like getting on an airplane and like you know but they put you in a fantastic foresuit and so all of a sudden you think you're like it's just I don't know why no one can have dignity left if I can have dignity why can't anyone else of all the people in the world

you think I'm the one with the most dignity oh I understand that that's not that shouldn't be the case but it seems like I'm the only one who's not who's not jumping up going please I'll do anything just put me in put me into a dumb rocket that looks like a penis and whither We're just wither and smell bad. I mean, honestly, like, I'm not saying it would have saved them from getting, like, made fun of or whatever. But if they had said, like, obviously, this was way easier for me, you know, than it was for Buzz Aldrin. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

You know, it's like a thank you to those people for setting the stage. That's a great point. It should have been like, look, again, asking me. Yeah. How did it feel to go up and go up into space like that? Well, look, I mean, it felt nice down there, you know, in my leaky organ. It kind of, you know, it was a rush. But, I mean, to be fair, but really, I mean, we're standing on the shoulders of geniuses here and giants.

The, you know, daring people, even daring women. There was a woman, I mean, I'm Katie Perry, so I don't know her name. I didn't bother to learn it. But there was a woman who died in space on her way, you know, on takeoff. And, you know, she laid track for me to roll over my little train. my little hit train whatever um you know and then so it's like i'm not just just my dazies daisies there's nothing it's just like this is what i'm doing here i've done something no one else is done like it's just it's like gollum but like there's not even a ring at least gollum had

the ring. These are people like act like Gallum but like they're trying to figure out what their ring is. You know what I mean? It's just this weird like kind of that's what fame does. This is the end result of fame. Oh yeah. It's just you know it's just it's not that like

people go oh they shouldn't support politics or whatever. And it's just like at least at least they're at least they're admitting there's something that needs to be done. This is this is what happens when you get them to stop doing politics. They just like going to just take a freaking you know, a luxury liner into into a meaningless space flight that probably cost billions of dollars

or millions, probably billions. You know, we make assumptions about all these drug adult celebrities, you know, but maybe you really have to say it's a drug day. But maybe these celebs who like died of an overdose at 27 back in the 60s, maybe they saw this coming. Yeah, you think Jimmy Hendrix wanted like in like the base himself and one of Jeff Bezos, It's just nerd. This loser who built like a,

who made a bookstore into a, into a space company. Like, you know, Janice Chopin's like, nah, I'm good. And I'm not a little piece of my heart.

She's in her with Katie Perry just like, her squawking voice, her auto tune crap. I like it. I mean, fire, fireworks fun. She was dressed up in the outfit.

You know, she's, you know, she's, uh, she's got assets. Mm-hmm. Harriet Dart.

this is a new new subject Harriet Dart apologizes if requesting opponent wears the odorant she smells really bad this is the other side of women this is what women this is like this is actually more inspiring to me yeah this is like this is what women are good at

being catty I don't need a bunch of self-serving this is this is I need someone who this is a woman who worked really hard here this is a point this is a woman who like trained tennis player but trained like for years.

So she's yeah, whatever, she's earned the right to, like, critique her opponent, right? Right, yeah. And she, and she's at a tennis match. Where was this? This was, uh, I know that she's a UK player. It's a British tennis player, Harry Ador, was apologized if you're asking her the umpire to tell

her opponent, Lois Boisanne to wear deodorant after claiming she smells really bad. French. Yeah, well, yeah, the one she's complaining about. And the French are known, I'm not sure why, to smell. I mean, that's the thing. French people, historically, I feel like the stigma is that they're hot, they're attractive, they're chic, they're fashionable. It just seems odd that they're, if it's true, and I have no reason I think it's not true, that they also decide to smell terrible. Right.

But that's where we are. And like, this lowest woman is not helping that stereotype at all. but she got blasted for it this British chick she lost the match can you tell her to wear the odorant the British blah blah because she's

because the smell can you tell her way to keep repeating it she smells really bad she smells really bad I like this yeah honestly honestly I don't think she should have she should apologize for that this is just getting into the spirit of competition

you have to kind of hate your opponent a little bit. Do you think that the, uh, do you think this has made her lose? You think it's like the smell actually hurt, like distracted her and kind of lost her focus? Because if that's the case,

I feel like it's a kind of legitimate tactic. And, you know, the double back on the same before, um, I kind of, you know, if I get that sex change,

I kind of want to try tennis. Because I'm not athletic, right? I'm not like, I'm not, I'm not, I'm, tennis is very hard. But I would have to smell.

It's supposed to you've ever seen in your life. Yeah, you would make sure, but... I would never wash it. I would, I would never clean it. I would, it would just reek. I mean, this one, I mean, it seems odd that you can smell it. Just smell it from across the tennis court. I remember, I work with a morgue.

I mean, there was some stuff that smelled really bad, but the tennis court's big. I feel like you wouldn't, you know, you might smell a decomposed body from her, if it was inside from that distance. Right. How bad does this girl's pits? but that's how but that's what I'm saying I would make the most discuss I would I would I would use it as a as a as a as a as a as a a as a a as a a a purse I would store you know just food in there I would you know I would screw up the whole pH balance right that happens I would screw that up yeah I would just put like you I would put into my addicts inside of it right kill any like good floor and fauna I would I would win Wimbledon That's a good strategy. If they let me do this, I'll win Wimbledon.

Why don't I, did I miss the boat on this? I feel like people are pushing back now on it. There's too much pushback now. You could have done this. I didn't same thing happened with the mortgage crime. I spent the whole two, you know, the whole mid-aughts going, this seems like a scam. Why, you know, the real estate.

They were just taking loans out in their houses and selling this. And then, you know, I, yeah, it was right. But would that do? I could have made some money. And then I spent the 2010s like going, like, I'm like, you know, not, you know, having my, uh, having a sliced up and turned into, you know, into a smelly organ. Hmm.

I could, I could have been the top. I could have been the pinnacle. I could have ran the tennis world. I'm always one step behind. You could have been times person at the year. Yeah. If they didn't, I would, I would, I would, I would, I would, I would, I would, I would, I would, I would, you racist bastards.

You transphobic scum. Time. Time out. Right. time out for you you made Hitler you made Hitler man the year and you won't make my

you won't make me after I cut it up and just turned it into a into a cheese factory you bet you think you think you better than me I would have been I probably could have married Prince Harry

I would have like publicly tried to like you know make them look bad if he wouldn't date me you would have been a more grace hole I'll be on Netflix right now talking about how I make candles like Megan Markle She still be on suits

Because I'd be busy just going I made this candle inside me You know what I mean You know what I mean ladies I use my natural oven I don't bother cleaning it My pussy's like a cash time pan You just rub it with a rag

You want to keep the seasoning So, yeah, there's that. Is she going to be okay? She'll be fine. Whatever. I don't care. So what did we learn today? Don't go to Singapore unless you want to get a cane in your ass.

That's one. exactly that's pretty much it that's all I've learned is to avoid Singapore if you're gonna get if you're gonna be a bad boy everything else is very confusing and you know don't brag about going to space anymore

shut up about space shut up about space you're hurting everything this is I don't like anything matters anymore I become a nihilist of sorts but if I was going to care this wouldn't help does not get me back on board with

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