Kump - Ep. 213 No More Yolo

Episode Date: May 25, 2025

Ray and Lucie cover an alleged embassy shooting in D.C., OnlyFans influencer arrests, McDonald’s workers who can’t afford McDonald’s, and the slow death of the YOLO economy.Also:– The “Luxury Trash Can” jet– AI producer rage– McDonald’s grill hierarchy– Cheeseburgers in the closet– Wage collapse, sticky economics, and the TikTok attention span crisis– Ray gets choked at work, South African farmers, and possibly a warBonus Episodes: www.patreon.com/raykump

Welcome to Kump tragedy in Washington, T.C. Two Israeli embassy workers were shot outside of the Israeli Museum or some museum by a man with a red Kefka. Is that he say it? Yeah, a red Kefya. It's a horrible trap. Let's just take a look at the video. Developing right now two staff members of Israel's embassy. are dead. They were shot and killed outside the Capitol Jewish Museum in Washington, D.C.

last night. NBC's Alice Barr has the very latest developments and international reaction from the nation's capital. This morning, a tragedy for the Jewish community and the country striking in the heart of the nation's capital, where two Israeli embassy staff members were shot and killed overnight while leaving an event at the Capitol Jewish Museum. The suspect chanted free, free Palestine. while in custody. The suspect, 30-year-old Elias Rodriguez, remains in custody as investigators look deeper into the motive.

He doesn't look like an Elias Rodriguez. Well, people have said so. Look, I mean, it's really, it's, why does this always happen? Why do people always do such senseless acts of violence that don't even seem to make sense? And right when we're on the verge of peace. Yeah, I'm just kidding. Well, if you mentioned that, I mean, there was,

there was I mean we certainly were not on the verge but this happened I guess last night right about you know 12 hours there was another story I was reading yesterday I happened to see from a few hours before that the mood is changing Israeli anger grows at conduct of war now this isn't an Israeli anger towards Amaz right

this is Israeli anger towards the Israeli government yeah they're angry at the war Let's take a look at some of this article. As Israel's war in Gaza enters a new violent phase, a growing number of voices within the country are speaking out against it and how it's being fought. Yair Golan, a left-wing politician and former deputy commander of the IDF,

sparked outrage on Monday when he said, Israel is on the way to becoming a pariah state like South Africa was if we don't return to acting like a same country. You mean you're going to commit a white genocide? A sane state does not wage war against civilians, does not kill babies as a hobby, and does not set itself the goal of depopulating the population. And then, you know, who said this is a blood liable, they'll say it. And it just seems. You called it blood liable?

I'm not even sure what that means anymore. It just seems, it just, I mean, if people who might have been optimistic that there would just might have signal the, you know, popular willingness to have peace, it just seems like a bad. coincidence that has happened that day that mere hours later yeah it's just an unfortunate I don't know why Elyon um what's his name Elyon Gonzalez though Elyos imagine for was Eileen Gonzalez that would be a crazy twist that would be a real coincidence no it just seems like a really terrible coincidence uh this happens tragedy now to be fair this these were too like it the targets made sense right like they were they were higher up kind of

I think people liked them I think they were well liked in the office that kept reading people people were like they were American citizens like they were just got the jobs I think recently or they're very nice kids

Americans said okay I think so weren't they hmm yeah well actually yeah the woman was right one of them was I mean yeah look I don't I don't think they had a very high security clearance

I don't think they were privy to the war plans it's kind of a strange target I mean that's to say it just seems like there's always these like these people who seem to like have these intentions of like I don't know stopping a war but they always go after these random people who have nothing to do with the war um it just seemed it's just I don't know why I mean violence is never the answer in my opinion ever yeah these these kind of senseless killings don't make any sense but it just seems odd that they even like even if you did like see their point of view with like well these the targets don't seem to make any sense. Except, you know. And I also heard, what's really tragic is I heard that this couple was not engaged, but about, about to be engaged. I don't know how they knew that.

Well, Mossad's very good. They were very talented. You could disagree with how they do things, but they're a very talented spy agency. So I'm not at all surprised that they knew before the guy did that he was going to propose to her. That's their, that's their bread and bust out and make their living. Right. You know, much like how, you know, you wouldn't be surprised if, uh, if Taylor Swift wrote a new hit song, would you? That's true.

I would have. Same thing. Yeah. Just they're just, it's the same thing. Um, so yeah, it's just, it's a very sad. I mean, I, I mean, I don't know what these two people did deserve this. Um. No, it doesn't seem like they're the ones, uh, causing all this madness.

no no no it's just it's uh rest in is you like to say rest in peace for you yeah it's so it's not a Catholic thing right no I don't think so rest in peace rest in peace I mean it yeah why wouldn't I um and also uh you know what is 100 K kids under the ground also rest and peace I guess look I mean feel pretty bad for them too honestly the irony that this guy wanted to end the war in Gaza and he might have uh hurt the uh the hurt the ability to maybe end it. I mean, there's no guarantee, of course, just because people, you know,

a lot of people in America oppose the Iraq war and I kept going for years. So, you know, just because there was a, you know, popular sentiment one way or the other doesn't mean anything per se. No. But the irony that he did kind of probably set back the ability to maybe get some peace going.

Yeah. It's ironic. That's the word, right, ironic? Isn't it ironic? It's like, really? It's very sad. It's very sad that the FBI and Mossad reportedly cooperating on investigation.

That's good, because usually they're against each other, right? The FBI and footage of the FMF circulated widely calls for Yeah, I mean, it's just, I don't know. There's no more answers. You try, you try to get some peace going. Mm-hmm. And something like this happens. Every time.

Every time. Almost like it's right on schedule. Hmm. Which, of course, it isn't. Yeah, I'm not sure what you mean by that. But, you know, I guess we'll move on. It's a sad story. Let's not, you know, let's not dwell too long on this.

Yeah. Nothing we could do about it. They've made that very clear. What else we got? but 54% of Americans say they plan to cut Yolo spending. Well, that's, that's a, I don't know, I guess it's not a positive story, but what is, remind you what Yolo means.

Is that like a yogurt? Yeah, Yolo is, you only live once. You only, oh, right, right, right, yeah, Yolo! It's the Carpe Diem. The Carpe, the Car, is that, now you get in Greek with me? but yeah it's so people are cutting impulse buys a new consumer confidence survey reveals that 54% of American say they intend to cut back on yolo spend did they say that though they say we're going to cut back on yolo spending are you allowed to just say that in an article

I mean are you allowed to just like if I if I interview hey are you gonna if you plan on is there anything you can't afford for your family in the foreseeable future you know you know you know you know

is there anything I'd like to be able to afford Is there anything you can't afford? Oh yeah I mean I can't really afford by a house right now Okay You know You might not pay paying rent

Yeah So you might All right so I'm gonna write it down You might be cutting back On yolo spending What about Any medication problems Can't get

Oh, yeah, I mean, my kids' diabetes medication is really, really. Ooh, that's pricey that diabetes. Juvenile diabetes medication, oof. That idea, pig insulin, whatever they call it. That can be very pricey. So no yolo for that, all right? What about, you have any kids who want to go to school? Yeah, I mean, I think.

That's not going to happen. So, you know, no yolo for that. I hear they all just, uh. It's college even a thing anymore. Who's still sitting there? their kids to college what is that for why don't you just send your kid like teach your kid to pretend to be what you really should do is just pay for him to come from another country you know like like get him a place in another country and he can kind of and smuggle him back in

and he can get you know that that seems like a better move oh I thought you were talking about like setting him up for the past for a passport bro lifestyle what is it oh that's interesting what's a passport bro. My understanding of it is it's guys who do not, I don't want to be uncharitable and call it sex tourism, but like it's maybe a step above sex tourism. Like you go to another country where maybe like the economic situation isn't great. Right. And you, you know, you wife somebody up there because it's just.

Well, they like that, though, right? What is the problem here? I mean, I mean, are we talking about, I mean, these are we, this is all consensual, right? Yeah, I don't think these guys are forcing themselves on anybody. And these guys are pretty attractive, right? Well, that's what the money's for. That's what the money is for. I mean, I'm not for anyone abusing anyone, but I mean, you know, what happens to it?

You can't, you know, people can't enjoy the benefits of being here anymore in America unless they're, you know, one of ten families. Or, you know, we work for one of three companies. Yeah. And so if a man wants to spread his life. out in a central Europe somewhere, all of a sudden he's a villain. If you ask a girl out on like a coffee date or something in America now, are you just spit on or you just looked at as a slug? Well, I mean, if you ask a girl a coffee or something,

does everybody expect to be whined and dine? I mean, can she see your Rolex? If you're not sure, if you're wearing like a jacket and you can't see that, then maybe, yeah. I'm not saying them, look, women are right, you know, oh, women just care about money. I mean, I think I've covered this before, but this seems like, you know, what do you, you, you get mad at a squirrel for collecting nuts before the winter? It doesn't seem like a time when you wouldn't want to care about money, you know, forgive me for saying so. It's, you know, what's this other one?

It's a, I don't know why I decided to go back to paper. where's that story I had a cross-reference story where where is it you got to learn to flip through the papers I need to make a little tabs I need to make a little tab so I can go that way you need to learn to do little bits with the paper like this yeah bagging on it just eat it oh yeah that's I mean where I lost it again hold on 50 Moralago and bet that's not it fall of musk it's warring sirens. This is all a problem. States, no, no, here we go. Debt. Debt. Investors dump bonds globally amid fiscal worries. There we go. All right. So global

bond marks, I mean, the treasuries are being heathed into the furnace. They've passed the Republicans of past the big beautiful bill is that a

reference to we can't say it don't don't answer me in a way where you're

going to say it but is that a reference big beautiful bill do you know

you know what I mean out there no everyone who needs to know knows do you think

a reference to what big beautiful I don't know what you're talking about big

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Get on the wheel comp Get on the hamster wheel a Republican member of Congress publicly criticized President Trump's latest bill calling it a Titanic level fiscal disaster Well, that's hyperbolic Here's the thing about this

So it's got a lot of cuts It's listed These things I get don't have any They don't give me any detail It just recaps the paragraph It's useless I need to get I need someone to organize this stuff for me

I need a producer I need someone who types it out On a fucking goddamn typewriter You were just talking about how AI is going to be our producer. AI hates me. A guy wants me dead. It's never going to help me. It's like everything else.

You think, like, people, everyone's talking about Chad Gypity. Chat GPT is going to help them. It's just going to confuse you. You think, you think that Sam Altman's on your side? The Open AI is on your side. They're out to get you. You know, they just get, they get you to input all your information. And they're making you, like, pictures of your cat in a studio jibbley style, like Miyazaki paintings.

It's all very cute. And, yeah, it's helping you, it's helping you create a diet plan. But at the end of the day, they keep changing the models. You know, they keep changing what you can do with it. You don't think they're going to pull a rug out from under you? Do you remember what you used to, look what you can do with an iPhone now? Nothing. Except if you buy an app for everything now.

if I want to measure the size of my cat's paw I need to buy a ruler What happens to all these free apps that used to exist Everything's a subscription I got subscribed to use a goddamn calculator Anyway The point is They got their spending bill

It's going to add trillions to the debt Which I'm like well what else is new Except wasn't that the whole point of Musk and Doge but he's going to cut trillions and then and people complain I'm going to cut trillions and people go well even if you do you're going to use that to cut the taxes with the bill right

but now he hasn't cut the trillions and he's gone I guess right he's out I mean he made an appearance for the other thing which we'll get to in a minute well you know cutting cutting cost is expensive that's what they never tell you about it right because

it's fake because it's all fake Is that why? So we've got the So we're adding the trillions But we didn't cut any of the trillions It doesn't seem to make sense It doesn't seem like anyone's worried about the future very much

Or maybe they are And this is the future they want So we're still adding to the debt But like But now if there's a if there's a hurricane Or a tornado everybody is screwed If FEMA doesn't exist anymore I think there's a

If look you see that if these are the worst these are the worst summaries ever seen in my life we might need to start putting these like on a board or something like everybody made fun of glenbeck back in the day for having just a chalkboard with all his shit on it yeah maybe he was right maybe he's right about a lot of things mr glenbeck well why did everyone say he was crazy because he started grifting is that why i feel like at one point he had some he made some sense right and they started selling like jesus pills or something don't quote me you know i'm as a metaphor don't sue me mr beck he's probably very religious

a deadly tornado tore through parts of we yeah i heard i heard they arrested the woman who uh didn't ring the bell who didn't ring the bell there's a bell and in the siren and uh people there's something the article i was reading said they died because what was this what was this lady doing she's for i mean literally the article said she forgot What? I don't know. I know women were supposed to be like conscientious about stuff like that.

What? Jobs? Yeah. All right. I mean, look, I mean, I love women. Women are great. Don't put me in position to say anything. God, I'm just frustrated because it seems like they just keep messing stuff up.

Well, look, the men aren't having a great track record, to be fair. No, I don't know, look, I know. But, you know, I know the reality is there's more. Was there a big, was there a big klutzy woman thing, with them forgetting that? I mean, they let, they let Trump get, get shot. Oh, the Secret Service one, yeah. Yeah, this one kind of looked like her too. Brash, bring her up for her.

See, we can find you real quick. Woman arrested, just right, woman arrested for, uh, not bringing in sighting. It's such a, oh, maybe she wasn't arrested. Maybe she was just fired or suspended. Sireons for for the tornado. Yeah God damn it won't come up I don't know what you don't well I guess I made it up

whatever but yeah the bears a lot tornadoes We're covering a lot today don't worry about it don't don't Don't at me Missouri governor calls for audit of emergency protocols Like you know the fat woman not ringing a siren And oh you're a fat comp Yeah, and if I forgot to ring the siren, I bet you'd point it out, wouldn't you?

Does this have the picture? Oh, Sarah Russell. I need a picture. Tornado kills at least six. That's a lot of people. That's not good. Residence report, whatever. Forget about it.

Just read the yard, whatever. Look, what do we do? It's a tornado. I don't, I can't read. I can't report the weather. I know what you want from me. What do you, what do you mean,

do you have anything to say about the tornado? Well, um, I think it's really bad to kill a bunch of people with a tornado. At that point, it's, it's no worse or no better than if you had just, like,

thrown a tornado at people. You have the opinion that. I mean, I do think it's like, look, it's your job. Yeah. And if you don't do it,

you should be fired and, yeah, maybe hold somewhere accountable. But you're in the camp, it's just like, no, she caused it. Yeah.

That's, fair i mean look don't don't screw up your job if you don't want to be put in jail right that's really what we're getting at here in the new this is the new economy i mean because we're getting i don't know if you've been looking for jobs recently but it ain't that easy to get jobs not a lot of butchers are hiring if you know what i mean okay it's tough out there you got to you know 50 different interviews just to get one you know a hundred you i mean how many How many, how many applications to get one interview? What's the ratio, like 50 to 1?

100 to get one interview. Yeah, I think so. It's insane. I mean, it's, you know, they want you to have, they want to know your family's bloodline. If they could trace you back to the Hapsburgs. Right, yeah, exactly. Things are tightening up a little bit, aren't they? Things are getting a little hot under the collar for the working man.

Things, you know, and it's like, you know, and I'm sure AI will, uh, will help us all. take you know take the take a load off take a little of stress out of the situation won't it that's right will it I feel like it's gonna create a lot of jobs right yeah isn't it supposed to create a lot of a lot of employment opportunities I think uh I didn't give that opposite was correct so it's really I mean sorry that was a bit but now it's uh we'll just go I'll just go here this is a little grab bag of instead of coming out. We've shifted styles. Week-long boycott planned at Walmart.

Target McDonald's over price hikes. So people are very mad. This goes into another story, but we'll get, yeah. Where's the other one? Do you have your list at all? Can you help me? What's your favorite burger in New York City? The quarter pounder with cheese.

What? I just pick some pub. Oh, some pub. that's, you know, oh, you know what I really like? I really like the, uh, uh, the scoundrel street pubs, uh, scaggle waggle burger. It's got a pickle. I don't care. Quarter pound with, double quarter pound with cheese.

Honestly, it's not about wanting to eat more. I mean, it is nice, but it's the ratio of meat to bread that really makes the double better. And it's, it's, it's probably the best burgers ever been made. I mean, I shake shack burgers, not bad, too. I tried the other ones. They're all kind of whatever. Oh, Shake Shacks falling off, they say, well, give me something better. Five and dime, pissing pants.

What, what are you on from me? Where am I supposed to go? I love that blue collar burger. It's all right. I don't see a difference. It's fine. Why are we giving them a shout out? They only do it was short late.

You want me to say you're good? You better advertise, all right? I'm not going to be the one guy left holding no money. all right the rest of my life this warning is giving us mad decision anxiety the what this warning is giving us mad decision anxiety what warning what's a warning should we talk about the uh those hookahs the what no yeah i'm talking i wanted to find the other story that leaked that about the fast food this is such a this a travesty this is a real problem Where's the one I'm talking? Come on, help me. There's only so many here.

You can't just paw at them. You have to flip through that. What's that one? What's that one? Where's the one about fast food? There we go. Fast food workers can no longer afford to eat at your own restaurants. That's crazy.

I thought that's what. Why are you asking about burgers if that wasn't the point? I thought you were trying to lead into the story. You didn't even bring your list in. I printed you out a list and you left yours outside. I'm sorry. I didn't realize that when we started filming. Oh, and everyone's accusing me of being the crown prince of scum. Fast food employees across the U.S.

are speaking out about skyrocketing menu prices, with many saying they can no longer afford to eat at the very places where they work. Well, that's not really the point of work, is it? You're not just supposed to be sitting around snacking at work. I can't, you know, there's a complaint that you can't paint the Mona Lisa when you work at the Louvre. did well you worked at mcdonalds at one point i did well it's 15 famously yes um like did you were you like snacking a lot like during the work i well i yeah i mean they did give me they let us have

whatever we wanted they're very generous really it varied from franchise the franchise i can't i can't front yeah no cap uh they let me do whatever and then uh you would just basically i worked the front desk whatever that front desk yeah it's a five-star hotel it's the friggin i worked the uh You know, the counter, you know, sales, whatever, sales. I just imagine you having an executive desk in the bathroom of McDonald's. Let's see if I can advertise your Big Mac. And I would basically just have to, like, I think I would enter it in, promo, whatever. And the men in the back would make it for me.

But eventually, I can nised my way into, because they didn't want to let me, there was a weird hierarchy there where, like, the men worked in the back. But not that I wasn't It wasn't just meant But it was like I was a man But I wasn't a man You know Like the guy who choked me that time

With worked in the grill Wait So there was this hierarchy Where the men The real man Yeah Worked in the back Near what

What were they doing Making the food Okay All right And I was one going Hey you want Super Scientette I'm a pretty lady

Can I get you? I'm a big friddle. No, but yeah, I mean, I've told you about... Did they look down on you? Did they make it clear that they look down on you? How are you more confused you? You're looking for clarification on who's in the back and the guy who choked me.

I know I brought it up one time before, but I mean, it's been a while. I should probably... Wait, wait, what were the circumstances? What was the context... What we were doing a second back and forward where we were like, it was kind of like I did rag that I used to clean. And there was a guy, and, you know, we were just horsing around. But he was, you know, he was a taller, older man.

You know, probably, you probably, I was probably like a sophomore in high school. He was a senior kind of thing. Okay. Yeah, but he was, like, probably, like, whatever. But, you know, it's kind of thing like, you know, you watch, like, old movies about high school or college, and the athletes are all, like, with the towels, and they're whipping each other. It's very, and it's very masculine.

It's erotic, yeah. It's not raw. It's masculine. It's tough. It was like that, but it was dirty rags or something. We'd be pretending to be, it was like a ninja thing. It was like, ah, I gotcha. And then one time I got behind them, and I think, oh, you know what?

Yeah, I might try to choke him with the rag. I got behind him, like, gotcha. I didn't really. But he apparently had just been, like, attacked by a bunch of, like, you know, guys on the street the night before. Or he told me at least. I'm going to say, even without that knowledge, pretty intense to choke somebody with a rag from being. Yeah, I didn't really choke him, though. I mean, like, yeah, I think I just kind of did, like, the panthe-mime of it.

I'm surprised that you would do that as someone who's so sensitive about your own neck. I mean, you would take, protect the neck seriously as instruction. Well, yeah, I trifled, I guess you say. I wasn't showing empathy. So he, like, flipped me over my own, over his head or something, and then, like, just started choking me hard. Like, we're actually choking me. And I learned a lesson that day. I'm not sure where it was.

but you can kind of into it. It's hard to put into words what that lesson is, but just don't do that kind of thing. Don't dish out a choke in that you can't take. Yeah, but also other similar. It's much vaguer than that.

There's a broader lesson to be learned. Just cut it out. Just stop it. So how long, wait, way, way. I'm still curious about this. How long did the assault last before? It was pretty quick. I mean, I didn't.

He basically just got you into submission and then got off of you. I guess, look, it felt like a longer than it needed to be, but, you know. That's classy. Well, yeah, I mean, sure. I mean, it felt like it did feel a little longer. It definitely felt like you put a little English on it. Did he say anything to you ever? Well, yeah, I'm sorry.

I was attacked last night by a bunch of street guys. I'm like, all right, I believe you? I don't know. I don't know. I mean, it's plausible, I guess. I mean, look, again, another one of those coincidences, you know? It's like, you know, if only, if only he wasn't attacked by street guys, we could have horsed around in good fun. This always, honestly, it's stories like this that make me realize that if I were, if I were a big man, if I had big meat paws and big muscles and stuff, I would just be a monster about it.

I would never be as dignified as that guy was about it. Sure. You know, explaining myself saying, like, you know, I'm traumatized. Well, you can't just go choking out of a younger coworker at work and, like, I mean, I think he realized he might lose his job. You know, like, if he continued to, like, choke me the death. I mean, part of that being a bigger man is you can't just kill people. I don't know what you think.

I don't know what you're extrapolating here. It's like, I'm out with a man. I mean, I know some people who act the way you do. You're not that big in the grand scheme, but, you know. He took their photo, right? What? You took their photo, right? the guys who do that you're talking about the prison right

i mean i'm not sure you all right you all right no i didn't mean that but whatever we'll move on the point you were asking me the reason this came up you took their photo like a group do you think i took a group photo of all the prisoners is that what happened like all right boys guys hey come on you come on short kings and friend yeah sure kneel in the knee on the front stand in the back I don't know, Short King's in the front.

No, Short King should go in the back, right? Oh, no, you're right at the front. Yeah. I was a terrible photographer. What should you call it? But you were asking me, do I get food at McDonald's? Did they get food at McDonald's? And yes.

And yeah, and then so the men merged in the back, but eventually I kind of connived my way into starting to, like, occasionally they would let me learn to grill. And I did burn myself a few times pretty bad. But, but, yeah, that's, you know, there's, and so, like, So, like, you know, but I was able to start cooking my own, like, making my own food. Because there's different levels of it, right? Like, there's the, there's the back, because there's the grilling itself, but then there's

the prep station in the middle, right, where you kind of take, like, everything gets grilled that goes into those little drawers, those plastic drawers where, like, keeps it warm. And, like, so you could, at a certain point, whatever, I did both, eventually. But I was, you could just, I could go back to the prep station and just make my own stuff, and I would make these crazy things. I would take burgers and nuggets and fish filets and combine them with different sauces. And it sounds gross, but it was just, it was heavenly.

And it was a real just luxury feeling to it. Did you feel, it sounds like you made some kind of like slopped surf and turf. Sure, yeah. I mean, if they put it on the menu, would they be having less problems now? I like to think so. Did you actually pitch it for the menu? No, I ate it in shame. Out by the dumpster.

I mean, no, honestly, to be honest, I mean, people kind of caught wind of it, and they were seeing it going like, nice, nice. Because it was disgusting, objectively. I remember, like, but we all just kind of go, yeah, do it. That's just the vibe of people, when you have a dead end, nothing job. Yeah. Just do it. What do you have to lose?

You can be, like, you're sitting on, it's the same thing when you see someone all standing on the side of a bridge, and you go, just do it. We were talking about this the other day about how we both have a strong a strong call of the void in us. Yeah. No, it's when you look over, when you're looking over the side of something

and, you know, I have no intention of jump, but you're afraid, it's like you're afraid that you will. And that, like, kind of just feeds on itself. And I'm not an anxiety kind of person, typically. And I don't really think about that kind of thing at all. but it's more it's more just like your subconscious is daring yourself to do it right especially when you have a few cocktails it's and you know it's just and you know it's you might not you know it's might you might not encounter it too much or you're not in like a city

with buildings like that I used to get it on the you know the trains or subway sometimes you get that it's just it's a bizarre when you get you're looking over the tracks the trains come in yeah and it's just a moment like what if I and it's like well you know we kind of know it's weird because it's like it's almost like well your brains has no mystery to it well if I did this well we know I definitely feel it when I'm looking over the edge

of the building yeah like I no doubt I feel that yeah but I'm in front of the subway train I think my real world fear kicks in more like I'm just looking around me for people with crazy eyes right you don't look too far yeah you don't have to look too far at all no

yeah don't deal like if you're out there don't do it it's not there's no point and people no one's gonna be like oh honestly especially with a train no one's gonna remember your well when you make them late for work like that's no that's no way to improve your

public persona that's true but yeah so I was able to get all the food I wanted so cost wasn't an issue but apparently now um Benny saying the skyrocketing menu prices

is Benny saying they can owner afford to eat there. Social media is filled with viral posts from workers in McDonald's, Wendy's, and Burger King, showing meals that now cost over $15 with employee discounts applied. Well, I mean, look, I mean, that's just, aren't they making at least $15 an hour now? That's a bit hyperbott. Like, like, the fact that your meal might cost what you make of an hour, it's not crazy. It's not ideal. It's not, it's not, it's definitely not crazy if you're talking about like a very hearty,

wholesome meal, but to, but to, you back a lot of calories into it. What do you mean by a hearty, wholesome meal? That's all about calories. And you get plenty of calories and a nice double quarter pound with cheese. But it just have to be like eating a slop burger, a slop gray burger. What do you like? What do you like, what do you like, what are you like a tuxedo burger? to be a

to be honest Metgalaburgerger.com What's that your favorite place? Carnegie I like the burgers at Carnegie Hall Yeah you eat a burger Practice I'm Lucy

I do actually like the McDonald's burger I'm not gonna lie Delicious Yeah you like the worst one You like the regular cheeseburger Yeah but it's mostly just childhood memory memories, you know? It's not like, it's not, I don't really think that's like the greatest burger. No. I just, I just remember, uh, eating that in a closet. What's your

favorite? Oh, yeah, in a closet. Do you parents made you eat in a closet? No, I think I chose to eat in a closet. You would go and eat it. How would this happen? Because you was a kid, you don't, you didn't live next to McDonald's, right? No. So you parents would get McDonald's. Yeah. And you go, Lucy, what would you like? And you go, you know, a cheeseburger. Yeah. and you would bring it home and you would say thank you say I guess maybe you were say thank you and you just take it and walk to the closet was it the closet in your bedroom or was there like a shared closet this only happened a couple of times I didn't make a habit no fair but it was it the living room closet or your bedroom closet you go to your bedroom

did they go did you hear as you were going like where you going or or they just kind of accept of it usually when you get McDonald's for the family it's because like everybody's kind of running around like nobody has time to you know not my experience sit down and cook that night. Well, there was not being able to cook and then, you know, have to sit down. I mean, how busy could you be if you're all like, I'm going to go to my room and it's in the closet? It doesn't seem like you're that busy.

Like, did you plan the closet thing ahead of time and the McDonald's came, happen to come? Like, I just like the way the walls closed in every once in a while. It was just a peaceful, it was a peaceful place to eat. So, no, I get that it could be cozy. Did you get blankets and stuff? pillows in there, make a little, like... Yeah, you make a little nest for yourself. All right, so you're making it sound like you ate it in shame in the closet, but you just

happen to live in the closet for a while, because it was cozy. I get it, but let's not, you know, if anything, it's nice that, you know, the burger that makes a burger even nicer. Well, where else would you like to hide? But labor groups argued this underscores the disconnect between stagnant wages and I mean, I don't know what, look, make all the money, please, that you can. Are they stagnant? I thought they raised them.

I can't keep track of this. Right. I thought they raised them. That's why I pay more over the Uber Eats. But I think certain companies have, like, raised the, to 60, anywhere from 16 to, like, $20 an hour. Someone's got, I want to get this, I want to get through these people who work at McDonald's. Like, just as you know, I thought, I thought we got you pay raised. They're holding your money.

they charge me more why don't they pay you more I thought you were part of it I thought the reason prices were going up is we're paying these guys Right yeah And that's supposed to be the line This really is

I mean this is this is what Blade Runner should have been Not like all the replicants And the film noir No it's just It's just been fucking Harrison Ford Just staring at a fast food menu for two hours Oh Jesus Holy shit that's expensive

Oh, man. Executives blame inflation, labor, and ingredient costs. That's cute. I mean, inflation is one thing, but I mean, labor. How do you think about inflation? Well, how come labor never gets inflation? I mean, theory eventually, it really doesn't. What do they call that sticky?

They call that sticky, I think. Wages are sticky. Right. They're not prone to change. Yeah, look up sticky wages for me. And be careful how you write it. The economic sticky wages refers to a phenomenon where wages are slow to adjust, especially downwards, in response to changes in economic conditions.

Even the people who make economics go, especially downwards. Like, that's where they focus. We like the wages to go down. Look, I know I'm an academic, but I'm actually, but yeah. Like, everybody wants to bring the wages down. I mean, this is not the guy who runs the McDonald's in your town writing out these charts. Let me show people these charts for a second. These aren't written by the guy who's like the, you know, the night shift manager read the Mickey D's.

This is like some guy like, you know, Chicago University or wherever, Milton Friedman or some nonsense. You know, and he's been, you know, I'm saying, like, I don't, it just seems funny that like even those guys are like, you know, really wages to sticky and really down also. This is the biggest problem. We love to lower the wages. This means that even when demand for labor decreases, businesses may not immediately lower wages. They're literally like not talking about the other side of this at all. Maybe I'll go off in the chat in the comments. Maybe I got it wrong.

Maybe we are just idiots and wages aren't sticky upwards. I feel like there should be a term for that, though. If this is what the term is, there really should be. What seems to happen a lot of the time is that wages don't go up very much. and then people get laid off. That seems to be the way of things. Not so much that we make so much that we make so much money and our wages never go down because then it's too high.

What are we talking about here? I mean, I guess you could argue that like because, I mean, in their fantasy land, like, everyone makes all these wages. And then the company's mismanaged. And then they try to lower their wages, but they can't. And that's why they bring in the foreign labor and then get rid of you. right because the wages too sticky now we can't give you jobs because the wages are sticky that you see you want to offer you less but we just fired you instead because

the wages are sticky you should go to college you can understand how sticky your wages are oh man I'm very optimistic I got to be honest of you I'll just like out my coals in the fire really I'm gonna start making movie content oh yeah look out on this channel I'm gonna start doing something with movies that's my new plan we got to do our yeah we got to do little things because these long things that we're here you're watching you get it you love it it's great but people don't make it all the way because they don't know like they they're doing it we're trying to do the right thing but they go what is this show and you go it's interesting to talk about Israel and this and like

and then but you know but they're like a little like ah all right maybe I may I'll watch more or this later, because it's confusing, right? Like, you have to, you have to acquire a taste for it. Right. People don't watch a whole hour of anything. They have no retention span. We're like a fine, we're like a fine caviar. I think we have good, we have good retention for a podcast, apparently.

I've looked at these numbers. It's just, but it's an hour-long video and an error where people watch like five-second videos or whatever the hell. So we got to start making little content to get people boost in the numbers. And it doesn't make, you know, you would think that someone who runs YouTube because just kind of, maybe one of these algorithms because just look at stuff. And go, that's pretty, this is not bad.

Let's watch it. No, no, there's none of that. There's no, like, you got to prove yourself. Even I, like, you know, I love stuff like this. I love our show. Yeah. You know, and it's like, and, and, and, but I mostly watch, you know,

30-second videos of people making sauces. Not me. I watch 20-minute videos of animated, like, wars of the ancient world. And I, I watch it out of order by mistake. I get confused. This guy makes 150 of them a day.

And it's like, you know, Caesar goes course the Rubicon, but I didn't watch the one we've, why he won't cross the Rubicon. I'm confused. Anyway, these fast viral posts Wendy's public calls for wage reform

issue as fueled. I mean, they're getting ready. We talked about this a month ago, didn't we? The kiosks? Oh, right. Yeah, replacing, yeah, they're basically the robot workers.

Well, no, well, yes. But, I mean, they're doing the job to robots will do. But this leads into the story I've almost told before. This is what you want, right? That is fun. Week-long boycott planned of Walmart, Target, McDonald's, over price hikes.

So that might be an answer. It's like, hey, you know, it's like, you don't want to lose money by paying more or you don't want to lose money by keeping... Hey, you know, we lose money if we don't raise the prices. How about this? We don't buy anything. It's not a bad plan, in theory.

If people will do it, off the top of my head, I'm saying. Grassroots campaign is gaining traction online, calling for a week-long consumer boycott of major corporations like Walmart, Target, McDonald's, in protest of recent price hikes. Organizes claim that inflation is being used as a smokescreen for corporate profiteering. What else is being used as a smokescreen today? Anyway, and are urging shoppers to avoid these retailers. from Monday through Sunday.

Isn't that the whole thing? Oh, they mean just one week, though. Right. Why can I eat a Big Mac? While companies, spokespeople cite rising labor and supply costs as the reason. Critics argue that record profits undercut these claims. They always seem to like, oh, we're not doing, we're doing horribly, but we're making the most money you've ever made.

But it doesn't bode well for the future, but for the foreseeable future, amazing. So sometimes your bad ears are your best years, you know, for the business. The bad ease are the best. The bad years are the best. Yeah, I agree. Yeah. You make the most money in the bad years. Look, whatever you think makes sense doesn't.

That's really what they want you to get. You know, oh, you think we make no money? We make all the money. Critics accuse retailers who exploit the inflation. Yeah, we got to get this thing to make. So the information here is not up here on the list. Right. What's the point of having bullet points

And a paragraph I need to go to school To use these frigging programs You know I can divide teach me to use ChatGPT to make get news articles Yeah You get the yeah you learn the tool

You put it in the box Can we bring that for a second Can you play that video? Look at look up by Apex Tech It was the Apex Tech What is this? some infomercial? No, it's these are

advertisers on like on Apex Tech the second one, yeah that one. This one? Yeah. You start out

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graduating in this very good trade. How about you? Find out how much financial assistance towards your training. You may be entitled to it from the government. Wait, wait. Does this guy, is this just the corruption of the video or does this guy have giant scars under his under his eyes? He probably has scars.

What are you thinking? The Prince of England's going to do this thing? I mean, he's great. He actually has a great energy. He's a good presenter. I'm just a little older. Look, a guy, a certain kind of guy who's good for his hands and maybe a little bit of a salesman. I'm sorry they didn't

picked them the least the guy who's just a mechanic and can barely speak. They got the guy who got a little baby the gift of the gab because maybe he had a different career before and he got his face slashed up a little bit. He said maybe I ought to stop scamming people quite so much. Maybe I could teach him to

plumb to do plumbing because, you know, it's like you know, you cheat someone at cards you do three card monies. Yeah, sometimes he gets slashed in the face a little bit. Whatever. Don't make them feel bad about it. but you know the point is uh maybe they could do something like that with like with AI where they see you know instead of tools going to a box they like uh they probably you know maybe you

learn prompt doesn't screw you up every time which is there you know they have to have to make up stuff you you probably mess with your guy too you're your AI guy too much i'm not an AI guy i just freaking try to use the program to help it's like oh this thing's going to replace you it's like oh, will it? Maybe I'll use it to better myself. And that doesn't work. That don't do nothing. But yeah, I like you go, see if we can get the assistance. See if he can scam some money out of the government to come here.

If not, we work something out. Apex Tech. I wish I went there. He's a play. You'd be watching at the People's Court. You play commercials for Apex Tech. Very nice. but that's my nostalgia that's my cheeseburger in the closet watching Parker Lewis can't

lose reruns on the USA network watching Apex tech commercials in between you see Parker Lewis it was a half-ass like Ferris Bueller knockoff Oh yeah I think I do kind of remember that It's a fun show I mean whatever I don't know if it holds up probably I don't even know if it was good then

Whatever we want me to do you mean you're and accurately predict every every every stupid TV show I don't have time of that I'm planning little movie content things Hey you like the godfather So the wife End of the video

That I probably do better than anything we've ever done In this channel I'll screw it up somehow Brands promoting marketing Value Focus campaigns I don't know any of that means So that's done We did this one

We did this one I think we mixed up some of these was there another article here oh the white genocide you're just going to throw that out there well wasn't it didn't we have something wasn't Trump he had the guy from South Africa I've researched this

we've been pussy footing around everything today and you're just going to come out with white genocide well that's for the president's saying it yeah that's true I didn't make this up he accused him of a of, uh, he's accusing the South African president of, uh, is this not working? He set him up.

Uh, it, no, no, we can play this. In this slide, what will it take from you, for you to be convinced that there's no white genocide in South Africa? Well, I can answer that for Christi. It's, uh, for him. No, seriously. I'd rather have him in. It would be. Oh, laughing.

I'm about white genocide. Right. Yeah, it's very jolly. It will take President Trump listening to the voices of South African, some of whom are his good friends, like those who are here. When we have talks between us around a quiet table, it will take President Trump to listen to them. I'm not going to be repeating what I've been saying. I would say if there was Afrikaner Farmer genocide, I can bet you these three gentlemen would not be here. including my minister of agriculture he would not be with me it doesn't seem like the

most good he's not making a great case here I mean if that reason alone maybe I'll go along with it I don't know but like the point I've looked into this apparently look they passed a law a while back that says they can seize the farms not compensate you apparently they haven't done it at all I mean there's research is a bit I mean I don't show mean the numbers if it has i mean look i i could see the argument for why it's like okay it hasn't happened yet but it's kind of like the frog no it's not look yeah sure i'm not saying like first all is that a good thing or a bad thing i don't know i mean he's i made his case i made his case in a patreon i think the other day but like because i don't know i'm not crazy about the idea that like

why are dutch africans coming here it's in the name they're dutch right the netherlands is doing fine rhoderdams are very good port you know remember the wire season two When he's like, I got, they haven't, they were showing me robots. That was a, they were shown in video of Rotterdam. The port, like, it's, like, it's this, like, robot control port they have. It's crazy. I mean, maybe, maybe no one can work there, I guess is the problem. Whatever, I'm saying, I'm sure they could afford, they could house 50 people from Dutch

Africanland. Right. I don't know why we take, you know, we're taking no one else. We're going to take them. I don't like, I don't, I don't, I don't know, it's all, I don't know what the answer is. Because, like, the Native Americans will never, like, take over America again. not going to happen. Right. I can't, it just seems odd that, like, the people who were the most hard line, like, hey, like, don't complain about slavery. Don't complain about slavery. Don't complain

my dad. It's like, all right, okay. But yeah, forget the past. I'm going to go, and it's like, but you try to conquer a country and then, like, couldn't get it done. I mean, you know, as I'm saying, I don't know what the answer is. It's just, I don't know, like, aren't we supposed to like winners? Isn't that the whole Trump thing? We like winners. Right? He didn't like John McCain He got caught Yeah He got captured

But we like You ran a country with apartheid And somehow you lost it Like we Some of war didn't end with like us being like slaves White people being slaves Yeah we figured it out I'm just saying we worked it out

You know I'm just saying It's not great But you know Well I don't pass too much That's what they say So I don't know why we're I mean just the point is

But it doesn't mean It doesn't mean of the white genocide happening The guy The guy The politics over there I feel like the more important Than you were saying before that Like black farmers get killed too

Apparently that's what I'm saying There is violence there Right But it's like it's both so You know both You show me this It's a hard thing to prove I guess But I mean I don't know

What does anecdotal evidence is I'd like to know I just don't know a lot A ton about the situation Like I'd like to know like what What are they trying to do when they do that Like are they trying to They're robin them

Are they trying to steal fruits Yeah they're robin they They're out in the middle of nowhere. And it's just ball out. It's not, South Africa's not doing great in general right now. I don't like farm robbers at all. I don't care.

I mean, I don't like them, but what do we do? Also, who brings over 50 refugees? If it's 50 refugees, then I don't feel you're a refugee. It almost seems like most people don't want to come

because they're probably doing fine. Right. It just, I don't like scams where it's like, we're like, oh, stand up for white people. It's like, all right,

these guys are victims. Are they? how about we just say that you're doing white people own 70% of the farm still yeah and also like some of the examples they use of you know the more like black on white type violence

look some of these stories are like horrendous like I was reading about this horrible stuff happening this young woman she was you know a bunch of stuff was done to her and then she was killed right and it's like and there were like these four guys they definitely seem like psychopaths who are being tried for it

but like it just it doesn't seem like they're letting them off it seems like they're pursuing the maximum sentence no yeah it doesn't seem like a particularly well-run country right now it doesn't seem like you know you should it doesn't seem like i'd want to stay there i would never go there right now i you asked me to go south africa i'm not going yeah let's make that clear i'm not saying nothing bad's happened south africa no yeah yeah this is not you know cut that out of my yolo spending yeah But I'm just saying it's just there's a difference between a country being run like shit and like, you know, a white genocide. Yeah.

I just don't know what this does. Yeah, that's a good point. Are we trying to like preface it? Sorry. No, no. Yeah, I'm just agreeing with you. Like, it's, it's, it's, people don't consider the possibility that they're just like failing to enforce their laws. Yeah.

My thing is like, are we trying to get into a war with South Africa? Is that the point? It's a pretext to invade? I mean, it just seems like, can we just figure something out? Because we're not going to make any money. No one benefits of these wars. Right. I mean, no one.

I mean, none of us. It is like this, this is kind of an interesting interaction. Like, he shows him this video. Yeah. You know, it's a little bit cherry-picked. But it does show some people in South Africa saying that they should, you know, hurt white people. Right. Well, that guy, but he's a political minority guy.

And they connect them. And he right here. It's like, I don't know. Right. Yeah. But the whole thing does seem a little bit. Like, it's a weird criticism to make of Trump, given who he is. But, like, the whole thing does seem a little mean.

Like, this president obviously doesn't, he's obviously not trying to, like, rub him the wrong way. Right. He's trying to kind of, like, appear cooperative. Right. And Trump's just kind of, like, setting him up anyway. Yeah. It's a little bit strange. Yeah, no, look, Trump, I don't mind Trump's strong-arming people.

I like that. I mean, I agree it doesn't seem nice, but I like it. I like him bullying people. that I do like I don't care if he's right or wrong I like to find I want my president to just be an indiscriminate bully I just don't want to go to war

necessarily yeah you know that's my thing it's just like I'm not like oh why you're self-hating no I have nothing to do with Dutch Afrikaans the dumb accents right it's I don't like I just it's just like we're never going to be the type

I feel like the two of us are just we're never going to be the types who are like all all white people around the world are our brothers. No, why do you want none to do with me either? Right. That's a thing.

I don't know what, this idea like we're all in this together. It's like I've been, I've been, I've been pushed out of many white, white run establishments as well. People want these, people want to build these like international clans

and then do dungeons and dragons with each other. Yeah, I don't know what this is. I mean, I just, they want like some kind of race wars. Like I don't know what this is leading up to. Just give me,

just let me have a pool. that's all I'm saying whatever I mean you sound off in the comments if I'm wrong show me the troves of evidence I'd like to know if my AI is lied to me I'm kidding I'm looking

it wasn't just AI What's this last thing We have about the Are these Are these This is a stars Lily Phillips arrested just hours before So now we have like only fans

People just like staging their own arrests like there are some kind of you know proxy war thing or something what is even like the you might we can't really talk about what they what they're famous for but they're the famous ones they're famous for naughty thing if you've heard about

a couple of them you know in the news it's them I think the ones who do who have a lot of friends a lot of dance partners yeah I did like that docy dough so sorry YouTube doesn't like us to get specific about anything

Lily Phillips and Bonnie Blue, what I know about them is that they are very hated, you know. By who? The anti-porn people. Oh, okay. Yeah, and it's like, and they're, they become kind of, they become kind of symbols for everybody's problems with women. Well, sex work. Yeah. Yeah.

And so, yeah, they like, they like staged an arrest or something. People don't really like, it doesn't, I'm not saying, I'm not taking aside, but it just don't. it's they really don't like it when sex work is a is a lucrative thing yeah that's that's what kind of people people like to imagine kind of a more downtrodden version of a prostitute and i'm being objective here i don't like the moral panic i don't like the whatever you know i mean you know i come from on this but i i i is is there historical precedent for like is that is it possible it's just not good for society i don't know look i in the past you know, in the Wild West

when there were also kind of some millionaire prostitutes. Were there? Yeah, people would get really rich off of the stuff and like they would... And the women would actually keep the money? Yeah, like some of them, some brawl. A fair number of like brothels were owned by women.

That's nice. You could actually kind of rise through the ranks. Why can't I mean, look, on X.com, why is everything on X.com? It's like the Wild West but late. Why is everything like, you know, And so it's a free-for-all, but, like, we want to, like, start, like, hand-wragging it all the time. Well, that's the thing.

Like, I think the women back then, who actually did become, like, moguls kind of off of the stuff, like, I think that they had more of a sense of, like, what makes people hate you. Right. You know, like, they would kind of, like, button up maybe. Right. They wore those nice dresses and there's boostiers and those frame, it was trussles and those, yeah. What do you call those things? Those big domes under your... Oh, right.

Yeah, the petticoats. Well, yeah, but the big framework. The lattice, no, I don't know, whatever. Right. You don't know this big metal frames of the rest of the rule. Yeah, I forget. You don't know anything about fashion. I'm the fashion chief in this house.

But like, you know, like, I feel like they compartmentalized a little bit better. Right. They call them so madams. They're just sloppy. They are sloppy. They're sloppy about bragging about their money, about, you know, they never do any charity. People on X are lonely, typically. And I don't, I mean, in a very nice way.

But, like, it seems like a lot of them are just, it's hard to date now, and they're not the most, you know, dating guys. And, like, and for a while, it seems to have died down a bit, but you would be nonstop bombarded with these, like, models trying to, you know, every comment section was just full of them. And that meant that can't feel good. Because, you know, no one wants, like that. I mean, some people will do. Right. But they want a real girlfriend. How do they say that?

A real girlfriend. A real girlfriend they can cuddle up with at the end of the day. Yeah. So, I mean, and they resent this like, you know, this kind of overly, you have a good point. Why can't it be a little cleaner? Right. Like, just like, just when you're publicizing yourself. Right.

As like a rich stute. Yeah. Just show yourself giving some money to kids with cancer. Show yourself giving money to some. That's not a bad plan. Like, that's how you, that's how you fix it. image can we can we pretend to do that no the other real i'll give a million i'll give something to a cancer kid people can't say anything to that how much they can't say oh you shouldn't have given

porn money to kids cancer kids they'll say it yeah but but but i agree i agree with you how much do i got to give to be able to really i can't just give a five bucks that that seems like a cheap you know a cheat move like how much do i got to give it like a g i'll think about about it. Maybe we can stage some kind of thing where it's not my money, but I'm getting people to give the money. Right. That's what's being a celebrity. I mean, I'm not saying I'm a celebrity, but you know, but that is what being a celebrity is all about. It's like, no, I get people to give the money. I'm the vessel and I'm a good person. Um, let's see, what's this? So what, why, but how, so even with the context we've established, why are they staging an

arrest? How does this help them? All right. So, yeah, that's just real of this. Adult actress Lily Phillips was allegedly arrested for filming in public, according to Daily Star. See, this is just sloppy behavior. The 23-year-old who made headlines for sleeping with 101 men in 24 hours was taken into the back of a police fan just hours before her rival Bonnie Blues' alleged arrest. And they'll just promote, like, in their minds, it was going to be like, wow, they got arrested doing the sleazyest thing ever. Let me go click on their thing and watch the sleazy thing. Yeah, maybe.

I mean, are people dumb enough that, like, well, they got arrested doing that, they think it's still going to get, like, published on the only fans? Like, if I'm going to subscribe to, like, her thing, right? If I'm a thirsty boy, I go, hey, you know, like, I'd like to see this video where she got arrested doing stuff. I'd say to myself, I don't, yeah, probably, that's probably evidence. And I won't be able to see it as much as I'd like to, right? Isn't that kind of the logic you would use in your head? Right, yeah. So I don't, I don't, but, look, I don't want to pretend like I'm smarter than anybody,

but I might have a couple, you know, I might analyze things a little more closely, I guess, than some people. I don't know. I guess people fall for this. Maybe they'll stage something that looks like this later. Well, they didn't fall for it, to be fair. I mean, the slutes found out real quick. Apparently they used, like, some cop car that's used, like, TV shows and stuff, and, like,

they realized, like, you know, they found out. They were found out. So I'm actually not smart than anybody. Not even the thirsty boys The pornographic actress shared another clip on her Instagram story In which she was seen being handcuffed by the authorities Lily gets tackled by police

While filming new video While Phillips has not provided any details About her alleged arrest People believe the incident to be fake Well Okay so these like cops are porn actors too I guess yeah I mean look that would think

I can't imagine watching I mean that would really ruin the suspension of disbelief because like you know uh i mean i they do it sometimes they lose their jobs pretty quick when they get involved and i mean and usually they're initiating it's not usually it's usually on not only whatever was there a guy who got arrested uh or like lost his cop job because he ended up on some girls only fans oh really i think so i don't know if i don't know if he was on duty or not that seems a little unfair if he wasn't on duty um well i think he was I can pull her over

But I don't remember I can't keep everything in my head I'm on AI Yeah but you know You think what we're replaced With a version of media Like we'll have like just access To all the information

Um Like what information The thing I just couldn't remember Oh yeah probably Yeah shipping your brain The spot price of gold Oh man Well yeah

Well yeah I don't have to look anymore. We're done with the story. Yeah. So what is, what, do you have any parting words for the people out there?

Look, there's a lot of people out there trying to rage bait you. Yeah. There's a lot of people out there trying to turn you into any number of extremist factions.

Sure. And you got to just kind of hear them out and feel out what's right for you. Right. Anyway, patreon. com slash rake. be an extra episode every week for five bucks I think it's a pretty good deal

and don't know there's anything Lucy just said this but get the content reach no she's right um thanks so much for tuning in uh for supporting you know watching and support and being part of this

sticking around to the end it's all it's all gonna be great don't let don't let me get you down no it was some fun this is this well yeah wait wait wait wait wait wait wait what we say hey I love it when everything's bad. You want me to be a John Mullaney type guy or who was those good guys?

Like, you know, these late night guys? Who are the late night guys? The, oh, Colin Jost? You'd be like, Colin Jost. That's all fine. I'm dating Scarlet Joe and I'm married Scholarly Hansen. Well, I'm married to Lucy. Where the hell, Colin Jost?

He's like a nice guy, honestly. Beautiful couple. Yeah, I mean, honestly, that's really like, you know, there's nothing wrong with celebrities being attractive, right? whatever happened to that I mean they don't all have to be but you know come up what is the carl and jokes

and scarlet your hands is nice if you're going to be on screen for more than 20 minutes let's pay me to write some jokes well I can use the money I say I wish I had a robot have good night

Thank you.