Kump - Ep. 214 Cargo Ship Crash
Episode Date: May 30, 2025A Norwegian homeowner calls a cargo ship crashing into his backyard “the best thing that’s ever happened to him.” Ray and Lucie unpack what makes a disaster feel like destiny, then spiral into c...haos logic, kiss thefts, cybertruck dread, and Texas commandment law.Also in this episode:– Ray’s federal agent car crash story– MrBeast as the golden calf– Putin’s terms for ending the war– TikTok brain vs. poor people– Trump’s T.A.C.O. strategy– Greg Abbott and the great falling tree– Sermon on the Mount vs. classroom rules
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Welcome to Kump.
We are looking at a cargo ship that has crashed into a backyard somewhere in Norway.
A horrific sight, if I've ever seen one, it's a strange, you wake up one morning and all of a sudden a ship carrying, I don't know, a bunch of Q-tips and garbage and Nintendo Switch 2s crashes into your kids.
jungle gym or whatever you have in your backyard and this might you would think this is one of the
most horrific things you've ever seen can you imagine you lose your mind if this happened and
also people have been kind of implying that maybe I'm being too negative lately with the news
that I'm drumming up has somehow this is my my narrative is too dark well you know what
you want here it's dark this guy this homeowner
What do you think his reaction is?
I would be, you know, I would be upset if I'm a ship in the, what is this, the North Sea?
I don't know what C's are.
The homeowner expressed excitement, not alarm, saying it's the best thing that's ever happened on this street.
That's how bleak we've gotten now.
That's how bleak the world is.
That's how freezing the anonymity of.
the modern world has become that you you hope for a cargo ship to crash into your backyard
what is this this is a video what's this guy saying the cargo ship that nearly
hit a home in Norway has been refloated so they got they got out of the backyard the
owner of the home says he's embraced the experience he's embraced the experience
I don't know, I don't ever experience anything quite like this again.
I wouldn't have traded this experience for anything.
For anything?
I don't care.
I don't know.
What else could you say after that?
What else could you say after I wouldn't trade the experience of a home, almost destroyed by a cargo ship?
This is the greatest thing we've ever seen.
To be fair, though, right?
This is in Norway, right?
This is not like some exciting city, like the city we live in, where we can just go to the M&M store whenever we want.
Sure, go.
And you have an amazing, life-changing experience.
Well, you say that as if we don't risk being maimed every time we do.
I mean, you can do whatever you want.
We can go.
That's part of the experience.
That's part of the fun.
I could also go to Gaza.
You know what I mean?
In Norway, how many people does this guy even see on a regular basis?
But they like that.
That's the whole thing.
Countries used to matter.
Norway used to like being Norway.
Norway was fine with it.
They have fjords and they have beautiful water and grass and green things.
I don't know what happens there.
Are they Flemish?
Who knows?
I mean, I don't know anything about Norway.
They're quiet people.
You know, there are people who don't really put themselves forward.
I know a little bit about it.
I lied.
I mean, but they do.
They don't have like a big comedy.
I knew a guy do comedy.
They're very funny.
Daniel Simons, is he in the Norwegian?
Very funny guy.
But you tell you told me, a lot of people there, the whole
default thing for Norwegians is
they don't put them, yeah, what do you do?
You're going to be famous, you know, they don't want that.
That was the whole default thing.
It's what made them Norwegian.
It's like, no, why would I be, why would I be in public?
Why would people know me?
And now they just have, that's what the world's becoming.
We're destroying the natural order of things.
Everything, everyone wants, even in Norway,
people have to go viral now but just please crash something into my house please a cargo ship a missile
you know i wouldn't trade this for anything i wouldn't trade this for my wife left us last year
after a long battle cancer but i i wouldn't trade this for her life i wouldn't trade this for my own life
would you want to maybe wish for her to come back to life well would she be able to see the cargo ship
cranes of the house
look at this guy
this guy's
this guy's not like a 19 year old
influencer no
you know this guy's like
this guy's
like a stoic fisherman
and he's just like please
please destroy my life
no it all worked out
but I mean that doesn't matter
he didn't say hey
he didn't say hey take it take things as they come
hey it's no big deal
I'm just glad no one's hurt.
Well, you know, Scandinavans,
stereotypically, they're like,
they're, you know, humble people.
They don't want to,
he probably doesn't want to embarrass the cargo ship
captains.
Well, no, no, no, no, that's what I'm saying.
He's a piece of shit.
Right.
Crash into my house.
Right, right.
But I'm saying, what I'm saying here is
it's not so much that he didn't want to embarrass the guy.
It's that he said, this is a guy,
I wouldn't trade this for the birth of my child.
I wouldn't, I wouldn't, I wouldn't, I would, I would, I would, I would, I would, I would, I would, I would,
I would take this over world peace.
I would take this over, you know, just being, you know, content in my life, finding
fulfillment.
Just let the horror happen to me.
That's what people, people just come to, you have to accept that things are just like,
the worst things you can imagine are now just experiences.
It's just that, that's, and look, I guess that's what Norway, like, no, that's,
the beauty of a place
like Norway. Right.
Because I'm sitting here going,
this is horrible.
And they're like, no, this is great now.
This is, they've adapted.
They evolve.
They evolve to the horror of the world.
And so, Norway, it's like, no,
this is actually the best thing.
You could have possibly,
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like five bucks a month it's crazy
and it's just so we go and we say everything
everything there
we had a great Memorial Day episode
very raunchy if I say so myself
very raunchy
no but it was really you know it's like
you know it was we said a lot of things
for the first ten minutes that probably we have
is just or channel removed
from YouTube I'm not trying to exaggerate
you be the judge I don't know you tell me
if you think I could put this up on YouTube
I'm pretty sure I'm already on warning lists
so whatever but
glad this guy glad everyone's
I think the guy fell asleep with the wheel
this cargo ship guy by the way
really I think so I think that's what what
that's good for him you said that's how he crashed
yeah the pilot not the
I could see that I could see falling asleep about
If I was the captain of cargo ship,
like,
I mean,
the way of,
some people get seasick,
but the way a ship moves through water,
it's just very calming to me.
Right.
Yeah,
it's just like a little light bounce.
You think,
you think the,
you think a cargo,
I just want to take a nap.
What,
what experience do you have on boats?
Um, my,
I,
I went on a cruise once.
Oh,
you did?
Yeah.
Where,
where's who?
Uh,
Bermuda.
Really?
I didn't notice about you.
Who took you to Bermuda?
Was it was a similar man?
It was a trip with Mother.
Oh, okay.
Well, that's nice.
Mother and I went to Bermuda and saw the white sands at Bermuda.
It was great.
Yeah, no.
And then, you know, I've been on people's, I've been on a couple of boats here and there.
Yeah, I, these cargo ships are like the size of Delaware, you know.
These are very big ships, so I'm not sure if it translates, but maybe it does.
I've been on a ferry.
I ferried across the Long Island Sound to Connecticut.
I feel like, you know, I didn't seem that.
I guess it's common enough.
I guess you're right.
This, I mean, I've crashed head on into a car full of federal agents before.
People know this story.
Some people know the story.
Well, I fell asleep at the wheel.
Wasn't drunk, wasn't anything.
You know, I was totally, I blew a clean breathalizer.
But, you know, I just fell asleep at the wheel and crashed into a car full of federal agents.
what are you going to do that's that's like that's actually the best thing has ever happened to them
and i bet if i talk to them i mean the one time i ever talked to them was they would they put their hands
on their guns and sort of screaming at me like stay in your car stay in your car and i did you know
they drove away i don't know it was very weird oh oh so they didn't they didn't try to get you
for anything like they were just they were they just wanted to get the hell out of there
well the cops came i think i think it maybe they stayed until the cops came like the regular cops
because they were they seemed to be on their way to the airport for some reason in some very strange way um you know i probably got i probably crashed in the two like you know like well who can say i don't want to accuse anyone of corruption based on where you were can you can you get take any guess of what they might have been doing i mean you know it's they're federal age they can be involved in anything in a federal jurisdiction they could have been involved in it could have been like ran contra for i mean it was a little late for that
They could have been involved in the,
and what happened?
What was it around 2015, 14?
Maybe they were involved in early Ukraine stuff.
Who knows?
I'm not even sure if they were federal.
I forget.
I think they were.
They seemed like it.
So they just yelled, stay in the car, stay in the car, and they ran away?
Yeah, they waited for like the regular beat cops to come.
And they go, and they probably assumed that I would,
they probably assumed I would go into the drunk tank and like pay my penance.
But I just, I ended up just, like, they were like, well, you can go.
Like, you have, you have a, you, and the cop was like, do you have like a mechanic?
Because the car was totaled, my car.
Like, do you have a car, like a, you know, a mechanic you want us to tell us to?
I'm like, I'm like, this is me in my life.
It's just like, well, I don't really have, like, a regular mechanic around here.
He's like, all right, what?
I mean, what should I do?
He's like, I don't know, I mean, I shouldn't take it to me back in my house.
Should I?
Like, just get out of here, dude.
And I'm like, all right.
So I told him back to my.
apartment. I was renting in a basement apartment at the time, and I towed it there. It was like
3 a.m. I had a wedding to shoot, and I was doing photography at the time, and I was photographing a
wedding the next day. And so it was like 3 or 4 a.m. by the time I got, I had him tow it back
to the front of me, the total car. I had him tow it in front of this guy's house. I lived
and, like, I wake up at like 6 a.m. to the guy screaming, what the hell? Why would you
Why would you tell her total car to my house?
He was so mad.
I just started screaming at him, threatening him.
I'm like, shut your mouth.
This is a new reality.
This is our life now.
This is an experience.
This is the best thing that's ever happened to you.
Don't you see that?
You wouldn't trade this for anything.
But I ended up, so with that, I shot at the wedding.
I was covered in blood the whole time.
I mean, I did start bleeding in the middle of the middle of.
the wedding at some point.
Wait, wait, so, like, from wounds?
I had some wounds on my legs, I forgot.
I didn't realize at first.
My boss, like, my...
So you just left some car crash wounds untended?
Well, I mean...
Over, overnight?
Basically.
I mean, I didn't realize my legs were all screwed up.
Was there glass in there?
Like, you know, car crash wounds are, like, are, like, bad.
Well, it wasn't arterial wounds.
It was just, it was minor scrapes and scuffles, I guess, in the end of the day.
Either way, it was the best thing ever happened to me.
And then eventually, I just...
just, a couple days later, I just called, I put it on Craigslist and then some immigrants came, I don't know, I can't, I don't know which country they were from, but, you know, they came with some, I've never seen it before. Like, apparently you can just, like, it was like a piece of wood with wheels on it. They just, they just put on the back of my car and they, and they just, like, towed it with another car, which I don't know you could do. They always have, they have, they do have ingenious little methods sometimes. Right.
Various immigrants. They're good at things. They're good of just like, yeah, we'll take this and we'll use it for something.
you know i don't know what they did with it i got like 200 bucks
and that was a car i bought like new like five like probably like seven years
this was the best day in a lot of people's lives best day of everyone's life that was that was
that was that was vee day for everyone um do they don't know what that means anymore
vee day what is victory in europe day oh okay is that when the guy smooched the girl in the
middle of time square i thought that was our v day like are there different v days
Victory in Europe doesn't mean victory for, like, Europe's victory.
It means victory in Europe.
Because VJ is VJ Day.
I just thought our thing was usually called V-Day.
No, it's V-J-day and V-E-Day.
God, this whole country, we need a cargo ship crashing in this apartment right now.
That's what we need.
Did you hear about, did you ever hear about that whole, like, revisitation of that, like, iconic image?
The Kiss and Times Square or whatever?
Do you want to pull it up so we can, as we discuss it?
Let's put at the end of the tabs.
she's a guy
apparently the guy
grabbed some nurse
I said get over here
it makes that figure
so people can see it
be excited
it's the greatest day
of her life
whatever
this is fine
this is
yeah
yeah this is the iconic
everyone knows
amazing amazing photo
yeah some
some some freaking sailor
some fake sailor
some guy some stow away
stolen valor sailor
what's he doing here really
We just won the war.
What's he doing here in his uniform already?
I thought, I mean, is this a parade?
I thought this was a day.
I thought this was like they announced it in Times Square.
And then he just grabbed some nun, I mean, some nurse.
What's funny is that, like, nobody else, like, they describe it as this day where everybody was just going wild.
Yeah.
But everybody in the background actually seems to be acting normal.
Yeah.
He's going to get over here, touch.
Time for an experience.
I mean, she does seem to be kind of.
I mean, you're a woman.
Yeah.
As a man, I'll venture, you know, call me a misogynist.
She seems to be enjoying it.
I mean, we can't really see her face.
Right.
But does her body language?
I mean, look, the body language to me seems to imply a certain level of enjoyment.
But is it possible, as a woman, you can comment on this if she's more just going limp
in a kind of, you know, self-defense kind of method?
Like, kind of like, we play possum almost.
Like, I'm a woman, but I'm not a body language expert, and neither is anyone else.
And, like, you know, I can't really tell.
I mean, the way the woman described it, like, the reason it got, like, controversial for a while.
Yeah.
It's because, like, the woman, she was a little bit noncommittal about it.
Yeah.
But she basically described it, like, less enthusiastically than you would expect her to.
Right.
Like, she was kind of like, yeah, I was just there, and he grabbed me, and it was, I don't know, it was weird.
So they didn't get married after this.
Yeah.
She probably, she probably was married.
and she's just like and like
her husband was probably
just some accountant
and like she's like
well he's a sailor mate
I'm sorry and he's like
I can't believe you embarrass me
oh yeah oh my god
if she's married her husband is just
permanently
oh you know forever
if she's married I mean
if I was if this was my wife
I wouldn't have a wife anymore
I mean I would divorce her I mean
I mean
I mean look
I mean you could see like
If some guy ever does that, if we go into a mess of war
and some guy tries to do that to you,
I know, like, but you better be slapping them.
Yeah.
You can't, you're not allowed to, like,
and you can't say to me, well,
I did slap him right after this.
You have to know pictures happen,
so you have to immediately.
Someone goes to kiss you, be smashed.
I'd rather you smack me every time I kiss you,
you know, as a false move.
Just a practice.
Yeah, didn't have that happen to me.
But then I'll be, I'll be in like,
I'll be the national villain slapping some guy
who's finally released from the horrors of war.
I mean, I don't care if he's just got out of Birkenau.
You're my wife.
You're not the nation's wife.
You're not Lady Liberty.
So that's very strange.
So that's what America used to be.
Just something great where things happened to you.
He never knew.
Why did this come up?
Because is this being re-litigated?
Oh, yeah.
Like, I was going to pull up.
There was some...
See, VJ Day.
I thought it was V-E-Day.
It says here, like, the woman, Greta Zimmer Friedman.
Yeah.
The woman being kissed by the sailor said the kiss was non-consensual.
But it's a little bit more complicated than that.
Like, she wasn't, like, necessarily mad about it.
Well, yeah.
I mean, look, we've taken non-consensual to a point.
of like, you know, you know, it's the very best case your career is over.
No, but look, and I'm not saying it shouldn't, whatever.
I mean, you know, if Bill Murray can't grab, it can't kiss Naomi Watts through a mask as a joke without shutting down the movie,
I don't know if some weird sailor who, who knows what country is even, like, working for.
There's even an American sailor, whatever.
You know, I don't know if he should be allowed to grab her.
She's getting broke by some German sailor.
Right.
He's there for some reason.
Immediately, when I put the brig.
Whatever, look.
I mean, but she probably just meant, like, you know, no, I didn't, like, I didn't participate.
Right.
I let it happen.
Yeah, she's also, like, a woman from that time.
She can't be like, oh, yeah, I was there trying to get, like, get laid.
Yeah.
Like, she's not going to be so, like, explicit.
Why do you think I was in Times Square in a nurse's outfit?
Yeah.
You see a lot of doctors in Times Square?
You see a lot of hospitals in Times Square?
next to the bubble gum shrimp.
What do you think I'm doing here?
I'm not the applebees.
It's having a few margaritas trying to get something going.
But yeah, so that's, so what the time, those times are over.
We're never going to have that.
It's never going to be that good again in history, you know?
Right.
That's the best case scenario for wartime smooches.
You know what I mean.
speaking of war
well it's a nice transition
I think it's a nice transition
there are way more evil wartime smooch as you could get
let's hope they say smooches
if you know what I mean
smooching as a weapon of war is actually a big problem
in this world yeah I mean let's not push the boundaries
here on YouTube
Putin
Putin issues conditions for ending war in Ukraine
this is nice I mean because
up in the past couple of weeks
or months, I don't know, people have been
saying, because Trump kind of ran,
President Trump ran on kind of a position
of let's end these wars, right?
Right.
Yeah, but it doesn't seem like he's,
that's happening.
And, yeah, I don't even know what,
it's funny, I was just saying the other day,
I'm not even sure what Putin wants.
So now he's made it clear for us, which is very good.
Russian President of Vladimir Putin has outlined
his conditions for ending the war in Ukraine.
demanding significant concessions from Kiev
and Western allies.
Western allies.
Why do we got to do anything?
Well, I mean, he better be asking anything from us.
Like, I'll abandon Ukraine.
I don't care, but like, don't ask me, like,
pony up money.
That's crazy.
These include Ukraine's formal abandonment
of NATO aspirations.
Yeah, that goes about saying, I feel like.
I mean, there's no way you cannot let a country
being bombed into NATO.
It's just stupid.
So they have to.
sign like a piece of paper saying
we'll never will never be part of NATO I don't
want them in NATO no and he shouldn't look
he's right to not want a country NATO next
to him
would we be cool like Mexico is like yeah we're signing a
friggin we were joining the Russian
Federation yeah
we'd be like what are you talking about
don't do that that's weird
why are you joining you're right next to us why are you joining
the Russians that seems odd doesn't it
right yeah yeah yeah
I can see that too I'm just say I'm not
I'm not the one getting money from
Putin here. Go ask the other
bald guy.
Recognition of Russian annexation
of Ukrainian territories.
What? Wait, was this
Western what?
Recognition of Russian annexation of
Ukrainian territories. Like what?
I guess Dombas.
Dansk, Lusk, Kerson
is a way. Look, just take the whole country. I don't
care. Take the part, take the part
you said, here's what we should do. The part
that you said was Russia.
Right, that they wanted,
that everyone was, like,
supposedly everyone in Ukraine
was torturing those people
because they're Russians.
Right.
Doesn't have that.
They're bombing a lot.
What do you want me to do?
Let's just end the war.
This war is not good for anyone.
It's been going on for years.
I don't know what the goal is.
Zelensky is just trying to stay on the air
like it's like a sitcom.
He's like,
look, you should have worn a suit to the White House.
You really screwed up there.
I never didn't seem like that was the biggest deal,
but it was.
Stop trying to pretend you're GIG.
show when you're a sitcom actor who's just letting your country get bombed for three years.
Stop it.
Enough.
No one's taking it seriously.
You're telling me he's taking it seriously, pretending like he's a, you know, he's a special
forces soldier?
The guy said that he, the only training he has is from the groundlings.
You know?
What are we talking about?
Putin insists that these terms are prerequisites for initiating people.
That's a prerequisite.
it. I mean, I, we may not give him, we may not give him Alaska. I will not be, I will not be
excited about that. I love Alaska. I would love to go see a Codiac bear in Alaska. They have
those up there? It's just Grizzlies. They got a whole, isn't Codiak Island full of
Codiac bears? Is that in Alaska? Yeah. Sounds good. So why are a grizzly man up there
then? Is Grizzlies and Codiacs? Everyone's so full of it.
Ukrainian president Zelensky's rejected Putin's conditions
It's not really up to him, is it?
It's really up to us
He can't fight the world without us, right?
Was Poland going to give him a bunch of vessels?
Was that the deal?
Let's let Poland do it.
Why are we doing this?
We got our own problems here.
We got, you know, we got a lot of TikTok stars
and Twitch people getting into trouble
and football players.
I'm never getting into these stories.
These are stories that rejected this week.
There's all sorts of mayhem.
I don't think we have time to be dealing with Ukraine.
How about we take some of the money we were spending on Ukraine
and we give it to like, you know, who needs money here?
Poor people.
Right?
Yeah, I mean, I agree.
I kind of agree with that.
Don't we have poor people in America?
Why are we worrying about whether who's, just like, kings?
Like, do you think people in Ukraine care if they're part of Russia or not?
What are they doing?
Yeah, some of them seem to want to be.
Yeah, exactly.
I barely care.
Like, here's a message to the rest of the world.
The U.S. happens to be on top right now as far as the geopolitical structure.
You could definitely argue if you're against that, that is, you know, it's not as sound as it used to be.
Fair enough, right?
But I'm saying, when you're, like, the top dog and I'm just a guy who's part of it,
whatever, will it be a culture shock if all of a sudden I have to, like, kind of not be proud of my country
because we're getting conquered all the time?
Yeah, I guess.
But the other day, was it really make a difference.
You know, where the people in Iraq, I guess Saddam wasn't good.
But, like, where the people, after the bombing and then the rise of the ISIL or ISIS or whatever,
and then the insurgencies and the wars and the bombings, I mean, was there quality of life improved by the war?
I don't think it was.
And what about Ukraine?
Are people better off now than they were?
You think, what do you think?
Russia is going to, like, you know, turn Kiev into, like, is going to call it a little Moscow?
What cares if they do?
Like, just do your thing.
People in Norway.
Norway's fine, and people are happy to have a cargo ship crash into them.
What are you people worried about?
It just seems like a very odd thing.
Yes, America would have a culture shock if we had to be conquered.
But, I mean, I'm sorry.
You should have been a stronger force in the world.
What do you want me to do about it?
How about we don't bomb?
We don't let people get bomb anymore for a while.
Three years, you had a good run, three years.
Maybe we should split it in half, you know, make it two different countries.
And then the one that's kind of in the Donbos region can be basically part of Russia.
Cool, little Ukraine.
But they can each get their, like, you know, they can each have their little moment in the sun.
Yeah.
They can both act like they're being independent countries.
Kind of like North Korea and South Korea.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And then that solves everything.
How about we just divvy?
That's a good idea.
We divvy up the countries again, the little countries.
The countries that aren't in charge.
Because you have like, what, you have America and you have China, the top two dogs, right?
And then you have like Russia, maybe it's on its own tier, right?
And then below that, you have like Britain or UK, whatever, in France, right?
And like some other things.
Oh, yeah.
Talk to me.
Right.
Yeah.
What are you waiting?
Europe?
Well, in general, I'm trying to, like, I'm trying to, like, figure out the war.
I mean, the, the, the, the, the hierarchy of the planet.
Oh, okay, got, I got it.
And then those are the forces that control things, right?
Right.
Okay, so the rest of them, we divvy up again.
So there's, like, five, instead of two careers, there's, like, six careers.
And then, like, instead of, like, you know, uh...
I feel like a lot of problems could be solved that way, you know?
Like, it's, I just keep making them smaller and smaller.
Every time people have a fight.
Yeah.
Just go.
Whoever wants to be here, go here.
I'll give you blue Sweden and yellow Sweden, but I'm keeping red and green, all right?
So you get blue and yellow Sweden.
What else we got here?
We got to, can I interest you in a tall Iceland?
Short Iceland we got to keep because that's where the, those like rock.
What do they call that stuff, the geothermic stuff?
The hot springs?
Yeah, but it might be some mountains in Iceland, very small ones.
But you call them tall, we call it tall Iceland.
Oh, wait, no, that's, I'm thinking someone else.
No, the hot springs are basically, yeah.
It's hot something.
Yeah, it's geothermic.
They use it the power things.
I'm just saying, like, oh, America,
like if you were doing it to America,
but what you can't because we're top dogs right now.
But, you know, if we get in 20 years,
let's see what happens.
But, you know, let's just use America as an example.
So you'd have, like, the Rockies would be a country
because that's something you could sell off to people.
And then, like, you know, Florida would be a country.
And then, you know, what's another thing?
The Pacific Coast Highway would be a country by itself,
just a whole, just a whole coast.
Not, not California.
If you were smart, you go, well, no one really cares about the Mahavi desert that much.
You know, you have the Pacific Coast Highway.
Oxnard's there.
We keep, we grow the fruit.
You know what I'm saying?
You divide things up into like things you could sell.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, that's a good idea.
And it seems like at this point we should be able to simulate where everybody really truly belongs, right?
Like, you should be able to like go into a, you should be able to go into some
kind of simulation and be like and basically like determine like are you are you a desert person
right are you a spring person there's plenty are you are do you want to be right on right on the
ocean there's little there's plenty of people who belong because there's got to be a way to
divide this by preference people who live on the ocean to tend to have a vibe it's not always the
best vibe they're very pleasant they're very carefree they're not always you know the most like
you know alert but whatever it goes to the territory people
people in the desert have a whole different vibe.
I agree with you.
People who drive in the desert.
I mean, we could put you in the desert
and you can die in the day.
But people who drive in the desert
have a certain vibe.
And same thing with the East Coast
and the marshes and the swamps
and the mountains.
Yes.
And I feel like a lot of like
our discontents.
Like I feel like a lot of this stuff
that's happening with Israel.
Yeah.
It's just that like Jewish people don't really,
they don't really want to be there in the desert.
Interesting.
And they get cranky.
They get cranky.
That's an interesting.
That's an interesting thought.
You know, like, yeah, because people go, why, I mean, they're tied into the whole Bible thing.
Right, exactly.
It's all based on the Bible.
That's not a bad suggestion.
That's an interesting idea.
I feel like whenever, I feel like that area used to be nicer.
I feel like back in the Bible times, something happened with the mini ice age or something.
And like, it used to be less of a desert.
They describe it as a more, like, that area is more a fertile crescent.
But it seems very, I know there's some like nice parts of Israel, but a lot of it just seems very, like,
hot right and dry they're trying to shoehorn themselves in there they have that they have that like they
that's that river or whatever that's just so full of salt that you just can't even swim and just blow on top
of it that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not ideal that can't be
that ideal situation also it's like you you get to you know a place like Jerusalem or whatever and like
you know look it's nice to be to have it back I guess right but also you like you're trying to like
you can't just build a derby's there or you can't just
build a you know what you call it like a subway right you can't just build a uh give
some other things you would like a prep majeure what's a prep manager that's the thing they
have in you if you go Manhattan which I know some of me uh I will listen to the show is
been in Manhattan if you ever go there you'll see something called prep manager or something
I can't is they pretend to be French it's just like it's basically like the Hudson
news of of restaurants you've never seen this I'm never yes you have
They're everywhere.
We've been to them before.
Oh, oh, wait.
Wait, yeah.
I think I know.
How would you say it?
That's probably not the right way to say.
What was it?
I've never actually said it out loud.
But, like, I think every time I see it, I just think.
Bring up a picture of this.
It's a thing.
It's a total thing.
Yeah, predomonger.
They pretend to be some foreign thing.
But they're not.
It's just fake.
It's like everything in Europe now.
It's like dollar pizza.
It's like a fake.
You buy sandwiches for $15.
they're not good they're not like terrible but it's not like a new oh new york sandwiches it's just
some it's some airport everything in there tastes like it was made in the bathroom it's made for
corporate cogs i don't mean like people who make a lot of money i mean people who like do data
entry or like sales or i don't know i don't know what these people who work in manhattan do
you know i mean there's so many people who have like white collar jobs supposedly but they seem
to make like 80 grand a year um and like their apartment cost 90 so i don't sound i'm not trying to
like you know you may you might make 15 grand a year but you know you might live in a place
where you can afford that's that's that's a reason about money I mean maybe not not 15
you know what I'm saying yeah split the difference I'm just saying the you know
whatever again I don't make I'm not even saying 80's like whatever I don't look
don't at me I would love to make 80 grand here I'm just saying like it's just these people
but they live in shoeboxes.
But I don't want to hear this, though,
this whole thing of like,
well, why would people didn't give you comments?
Why would anyone live in New York City?
No one's sitting there going
why you live in a trailer park
or why you live in the desert or some whatever.
I know I'm experienced men.
I know places have different, you know,
strengths and weaknesses.
You like to go hunting.
You like to go fishing.
There's nice things there.
But the people who were there in the rat race
are there for a reason.
Stop pretending like there's no reason
to be in the city.
Yeah, they're trying to do something here.
Right.
Just relax.
Stop trying to...
It just looks desperate.
Who do you want to live there?
I don't know.
15 million people.
Yeah.
Right, exactly.
And also, like, you know,
most people in the human population
over the course of centuries.
Yeah.
Look, I mean, I'm sorry that, like,
you know, because the internet exists now
and you can ship things to, like,
the middle of Ohio or Iowa
or wherever you live,
it's so great.
We hunt buffalo.
That, you know, like, yeah,
until recently,
bless you
I'm gonna die
it's the greatest thing
it's ever happened to me
but you know it's like
until recently these places
weren't up you know you didn't have internet
you know you've got a TV reception probably back in the day
right whatever I'm gonna say people live there for a while
but this idea like I'm sorry
all of a sudden cities are like
most of the people who are saying this stuff
are saying on the internet for instance
you know you're on the web
you're commenting on a YouTube channel
right you're not exactly
the you know the whiskey
rebellion guy and the people
who are most like you know vocal about
that stuff everybody should get out of the city
they're always like choosing the most arduous
lives for themselves like you know
in the places they go to
like it's like you know I could see the
appeal of getting out of the city
sometimes that's some guy I guess
but you know not so I can work like
you know 15 hour days on a farm
no that's not who's making a comment it's the guy
working at the gas station there
was sitting in that car
while everyone live in the city
and he's in a gas station with 15 hours
and it's fine
everyone needs a job and I've had jobs like that
but I wouldn't necessarily go who would want to live
like that
anyway
what else is going on we have
oh this is a new
I guess a new story so
every week we talk about this and apparently
there's a new development
the Alan Musk
exits
Trump administration
but controversy
is this a new story?
Yeah, he's leaving.
But this is like
this is a new thing?
Like apparently he's like
he's officially resigned
because I thought this happened
last week.
I was yelling about how he didn't
the Doge and they didn't
but apparently it's
this is the biggest like
decline or whatever you call it
or like just one way of leaving
I've ever seen in my life.
This is like this is like
that show that Connors
Remember,
anyone else knows how the Conners every week
Because we watch Jeopardy
It's the only reason maybe you haven't seen
Because that's the only reason we see the ads
But we watched Jeopardy
And for like, literally three months straight
Every week was like the last Connors
That featured Diane
Who was Diane? I mean, Darlene?
No, Diane.
So were they just like killing people off every week?
I don't know, I don't watch the Connors
But apparently like people are very excited
to see it go and like it just won't end
And that's how it was a lot of Musk
I mean, he resigned
So he actually resigned from the Trump administration.
He cites, he wants to focus on Tesla and SpaceX
and not the fact that he failed.
Because he did.
I mean, he talked a big game.
It's always interesting to see eubris.
Because you think, like, I don't know,
like you and me out there, you and me and the people who listen.
I think we all are like on a certain frequency.
We were like, well, you know, he's lying.
probably but then again why would he would know we know he's lying or we're talking a big game
or whatever you want to call it right not not you know if he if he if he's going to talk so much
smack and not follow through that's going to be horrendous right they don't care though that's we
always forget that rich people and they don't care and then people who own stuff they don't care
people who do a lot of ketamine don't care you know it just they just keep going and they
keeps talking and then just you can't really give it the same like credence that you give
it to like you know the guy telling you you have cancer right the guy telling you have cancer
is probably it's a much more reliable source of information than whatever a rich guy tells
you he's gonna do uh yeah and and and i mean one of the highlights i remember yeah from his
doge 10 year right it's just like you know he removed some names from a list that were that were
names of dead people, but people already knew
they were dead people. Right. And they weren't
like, it's not like the dead people were getting social
security checks and they were getting cash. Like,
they were just kind of there. And they
and he wrote some tweet
writing that he had like deleted the name.
Right. And I was like, okay, I mean, look, it's good to, I guess it's good to
the cleanup's good. If he did it, but
the whole vibe was like, you know, babe, put
a pin in it because you're going to get some information
stay tuned. Yeah. And you're going to
see how right I was. And then we never heard
another thing about it. Right.
So what happened?
There was a lot of people fired, and then they had to rehire them.
Yeah.
You know, that probably-
I think they still fired enough people, right?
Enough people that was a problem.
Mm-hmm.
Because, like, you know, they just fired random people.
Yeah.
I mean, look, I'm sure they fixed a few things accidentally.
I'm sure, like, but in the course of just doing a lot of chaotic, you know,
shuffling and number crunching that they fixed something.
Right.
You know, they couldn't tell you what.
administration tech projects now faces uncertainty investors relieved I don't know
honestly would you be relieved at this point because I mean the whole thing
one of the big things was that he you know everyone and maybe it was George Soros
launching you know attacks on Tesla cars I'm not even saying it wasn't I don't
but either way but I'm saying if you're if you're one like the Tesla shareholders
And I don't mean me when I owned some Tesla at one point and sold it.
I definitely lost money in the process.
But the point is, like, it's the people who actually got a ton of it, right?
That's true.
Like, everyone thinks they're a shareholder, but it's really like 10 guys who were shareholders
because they own like $100 billion each or whatever it is, a billion each.
Right.
And when those guys are like, hey, you know, this political stuff's really a problem, cut it out.
It's like, do you want him back at this point?
Like, those guys want him back?
Is it good to have him back?
Like, is he, like, well, now he's focusing on the business.
Well, you saw what focus is.
Now that you've seen him take focus away and then put focus on to something else,
you can kind of really extrapolate what part of the business is focus is, right?
Right.
Before it was a little more opaque.
Like, people used to go, well, you invent, you didn't invent Tesla.
Yeah, but he's the magic sauce, right?
And now it's a little more clear.
I guess you could argue, though.
I mean like it started going bad when he got in when he left but really not when he left really
when he started firing people and acting like a maniac right yeah yeah just like the his public
image oh he never left me when he stopped you know when he stopped showing up to Tesla every day
right for a while I don't know I would imagine any like CEO just being absentee it would be a prop
you know no sure I just wonder like a certain point I mean no one likes a cyber truck right uh and I'm not
say he didn't do a good job. Look, he did a good job with Tesla for a while.
If I'm the one of the shareholders, I'm going to, maybe we just get a boring CEO for a while
who like focuses on like, you know, buy for a nickel, sell for a dime, you know, buy a low, sell
high. It's not, we don't need. Do people really, like, do the people who buy them hate them,
or is it just us, do we just hate seeing them? No. You have a cyber truck and you love it.
Let us know why. I am curious about it. No, I mean, I don't have numbers in front of me, but they've, they,
They're sitting on lots.
People aren't buying them.
I mean, some people are buying them,
but a lot less than they thought would.
And some of that might be the political thing.
They are ugly.
I mean, look, here's the thing.
I said a year and a half ago, whatever,
when you bought Twitter,
he started acting where he is,
it's weird.
You think, like, the whole electric car thing
tends to be a liberal thing.
Right.
And now he's going kind of conservative.
Doesn't he worry about that.
And people told me I was the dumbest,
fattest moron you've ever seen your life.
you couldn't be a stupid person
you deserve to be in hell
or just put in the ground
you dumb you dumb bastard
and it turns out I'm kind of right
because the liberals have not bought them
but then the conservatives also are like
well that's not really our thing I mean I'm sure a couple of them
buy it to troll people
but you know I could see a conservative being
attracted to the look of it but not the
what the cyber truck? It's not really a truck though
you can't haul things in it
I mean it's got some kind of bed
but it's not like you're not going to put a bunch of lumber
in a cyber truck
look ridiculous.
But, you know, like, it looks intimidating.
It looks masculine.
No, dope.
I'm not afraid of a cyber truck.
I'm more afraid of a, of a, of a, of a, of a Volvo with, like, you know, with duct tape and
garbage bags on the windows.
I'm not afraid of a freaking cyber truck.
But I guess, yeah, the woman, maybe, you have different considerations.
What, what, what, what you think is the scariest car?
Honestly, I think the, the cyber truck is the scariest commercial car.
I mean, I honestly, you, but, obviously, like, a tank would be scary.
I think about the kind of person who buys a cyber truck, though.
Yeah.
Then you're still scared?
No.
No.
Come on.
That's what you have to go one step further.
But that's why people wrap themselves in scary cars because, like, they're not scary.
Yeah, so children are going to be afraid of them.
I mean, I'm saying.
What do you think?
I'm afraid of a Volvo where they were garbage bags?
Well, you know, I'm afraid of a homeowner.
You're afraid of a guy's got nothing to lose.
That's the point.
I'm not afraid of guys spent $300 grand on a cyber truck or whatever they cost.
I mean, the Hummer might run you over easily.
Yeah, I mean, to your.
credit I mean isn't it minivans usually that are like kind of running over protesters or
whatever like they're always like when there's some car like running over protest isn't it
always like a minivan or I don't know I don't know how often does that happen maybe I mean you
it's funny I mean I spent years thinking minivans were lame and I think most people think
they're kind of lame but apparently like if you're parent they they have the most storage of
anything you would take a truck I guess it makes sense but minivans really the way to go
you got to have a minivan I mean yeah if you want to
if he's if you want to run someone over apparently
corned loosely I didn't realize
there maybe you should work for the FBI
you see those patterns
you like the mentalist or something
this should be the pilot
as you like as you track it down people in minivan
a bunch of women
soccer moms you have them arrested
under the enemies and sedition act or whatever
oh man
so good you know
farewell to musk that's interesting
the Putin thing
See I'm better with the papers this week
Last week I got a little excited with the papers
Right but I am organized now right
That's right
Here we go
Here's another story
Is there a thing for this
Or we just the cognitive one
Is there a story to go with this
Trump shows signs of cognitive decline
Says speech expert
Let's see
Now when I saw him in that
The conference with the South
African president. He seemed pretty lucid there.
Yeah, he seemed pretty sharp. Crazy, but
lucid. Yeah, I mean, look, the guy's always
had kind of a strange vibe.
I mean, you know, but the speech
experts cites pattern suggesting
cognitive, I mean, look, this is like those body language
experts, perhaps. Well, I mean,
this story might have nothing to it. Where's this from, anyways?
The warning comes as Trump and his
AIDS are seeking a congressional probe
into Joe Biden's mental state during
his one-term presidency.
What? Okay.
so this is a tit for tat yeah this is this is this is it i love the idea of like hey so like
our last president was literally like you know his brain we we just saw his brain's linking
out of his ears you know right right but trump seems a little off too right yeah maybe had cancer
the entire time you know like maybe not but
white house submissions is the mystic suggestion is politically motivated while medical
professionals urge caution which medical professionals the search in general
this doesn't seem like
like I'm not
people I'm not I don't care one way or the other
about you know Mr. I mean he's the president
I don't like the idea that you can start like you know
I feel like Trump
look there's a barrier here
I feel like you know people like to go tip for tap
but Biden you have to remember
Biden was like
objectively shot
right oh yeah
like anyone would be like is he right
Trump is a maniac but I mean
there's a bar for a president where
like you can't just
I don't like the idea of just
of people trying to like
you know what's next
are we gonna have a future where like
psychologists now we're gonna run things
because they can just they can shut you down
from the presidency
we need to tell psychologists to shut their mouths
right for the most part
and listen to them didn't help us
of Biden did it
yeah unless you're
you're poking into his brain
and you're seeing that it's that it's all
gray and rotten
right but you were not allowed no one's allowed to
Yeah.
It means, like, it's this thing.
The only doctors who would do anything covered it up for Biden, right?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, exactly.
So it's like, whatever.
So, like, no one cares about your armchair.
I don't need, because then it's like, you're going to be like, oh, do you want to lower taxes?
You must be crazy.
And that's just no good.
We can't run a country that way.
His father, Fred, was reportedly diagnosed with dementia in the early 90s and died of pneumonia
and Alzheimer's in 1999.
Okay.
But what, did he get that when he was like 80?
Well, age 93, he died.
Okay, I guess Trump is 78.
I guess that's a little older than I thought he was.
How old do you think he was, 50?
I thought he was more like early 70s.
Yeah, he's only 70s.
He's an old man.
He's an old fart.
Look at this picture of him.
Look at this.
Look at that.
He looks, I mean, he's like, so why he's taking a little nap during a meeting?
Who cares?
Trump was the oldest present to be in New York
really ever he was older than
Biden was
Biden seemed a lot older
yeah that's really no you shouldn't be proud of that
no good
people are crazy
what is I mean what is what they want
just what I mean look
and now people are saying because it's this other thing
what's this uh do we do we not talk about
I think we left to that
but there was
this whole trade they do, right?
The, uh, tow trade or whatever.
Trump always chickens out or whatever it's called.
Hmm.
You know what I'm talking?
Toad.
Oh, oh.
Just listen to what I say.
What's the toad trade?
What have it here?
You told, we didn't tell all that.
It's something called, uh, let's see.
More about, I love the idea I pull up more papers.
Oh, one second.
it's the one thing
it's not in here
you mean the taco trade
taco that's it
oh taco did you know that before
you just listen
um
the president
uh taco trade
Trump always chickens
oh okay it's an acronym
wait but I'm saying it has to do
the tariffs because
but we were
this is tariff news
what do you want me to talk about that
hey he announced more tariffs
he took some tariffs away
this can't be news every week
this can't be something we have to discuss all the time
the tariffs are now just like a weird
like it's a weather right you know
I mean the Federal Trade Commission made something
where they outwalled his tariffs
but I'm sure the Supreme Court will shut that down in the week
and then we'll see where we're at
I mean he's already pulling the tariffs out
I don't know why people are poking the bear by the way
and the bear is chaos in this case
people like well his tariffs are illegal
how about you shut your mouth because you already kind of pull them
pulling back. Now he's going to double down maybe, you know? Or maybe, look, maybe he goes,
oh, the FTC, this really isn't out for him. He should use this. He might have asked for this
to happen. You want my opinion? He went to the FTC, whoever runs down. He says, hey, please make
these illegal. So I don't have to back down on all of them. The perfect exit. That's probably
what's happening. Right. That's my prediction. Off the dome, as it were. Right? That's right.
gives me any credit for how, how, how, how, how, how, how analytical I am, how much they
analyze everything.
They just say, they just say, look at you, your piece of garbage.
Sick of it.
What is this?
Bataki is the top, Trump always, how did it taco?
Trump always what?
Trump, chickens out.
I can't spell.
I mean, let's read some of this, I guess.
Uh, the term coined by the financial, by a financial times columnist.
which stands for Trump always chickens out,
describes a pattern in which Trump announces
heavy new tariffs, sending markets
tumbling, and then later pauses
or lightens them, causing markets
to rebound. Yeah, I mean,
if you really went into like, because, again,
they talk about, like, oh, he's corrupt, is the most corrupt?
Was there another thing here? Is it some more,
is this something about how he's the most corrupt thing
ever, right?
Right.
One of these stories here, it doesn't matter.
Gold nature of corruption,
what is just historic self-enrichment.
And they focus on the plane and the hotels.
How about the fact, what do you, you don't think someone's betting on this stuff for him?
Goes up, goes down, goes up, goes down.
Right?
Yeah, right.
No, yeah, that's true.
I mean, you know, he knows what he's doing.
Well, maybe.
I'm just saying people, people, if you, if you knew things were going to go up and then go down,
then go up and then go down, wouldn't you be able to make a little money?
Right.
I know, I can make a little money.
Tell me.
Get me in on this.
You think that's, that is just the whole thing?
But it's just it's just elaborate inside of trading
It'd be a lot more profitable
Than getting some playing from guitar
Yes
I mean yeah people
He knows people with a lot of money
He's got a lot of money
I mean I'm not saying he's investing it
And you know Robin Hood himself
It'd be funny if it was just his Robin Hood account
On his phone
He's just doing it
I mean honestly the guy is pretty brazen
And that's what I kind of like about him sometimes
And like he might just
If you look at his phone
He's just dumping dumping dumping on Robin Hood all day
but you know whatever it's all a lot of chaos what you want from me paper paper
Texas governor to sign 10 commandments bill
Greg Abbott is preparing oh he's a wheelchair right
Greg Abbott yeah he is isn't he am I wrong about that I mean I always forget he is
and then he's isn't he a paralyzed guy oh I guess he is I never I never knew
you never knew Greg Abbott was in a wheelchair many Texas
ask why Governor Greg Abbott is in a wheelchair.
He was paralyzed.
He's faking a disability.
Is he true?
I don't know.
A summer,
Greg Abbott, when he was 26 years old,
decided to take a break from studying from the bar exam
and go for a jog in a West Houston neighborhood
as he'd done many times before.
Oh, this is a more elaborate story than I always thought.
Yeah, how about you got shot trying to steal a candy bar?
While out running, a large,
oak tree along his path cracked
and fell on his back.
I knew a guy that this, something similar
happened to him. It sucks when a tree
falls on you.
I think he's an experience to be fair.
I think it's the best thing
it's ever happened to you. I knew a guy
that tree branch fell on his head.
Yeah. And it just, I mean,
maybe he's better now, but like it just
wrecked his brain. It's an experience.
You have to really calibrate yourself. So is he.
It's an experience.
He wouldn't trade for anything.
I wouldn't trade that tree for anything.
So, yeah, I mean, it doesn't really matter he's in a wheelchair.
You hear me?
Okay.
It doesn't matter.
Okay.
I brought it up.
I'm admitting I brought it up in a very kind of like cheap shot kind of way.
I didn't even mean as an insult.
There's more just like, oh, he's in a wheelchair, right?
And I probably, we spent a lot more time on it than I realized we shouldn't.
It's really not relevant to the story.
I wonder if he sees the oak tree.
like a god thing i wonder if he like i wonder if he reasons it through religiously i think he sees
whatever gets him elected um i'm sure he's got a lot of integrity uh Texas governor
gregg abbott is preparing to sign into law controversial bill mandating the display of the
ten commandments in all public school classrooms the legislation passed by a republican
majority legislature has sparked widespread legal and cultural debate uh
we have an article here then anything worth reading here let's see
ACLU's man
The ACLU
But yeah
I mean
The ACLU really is not the best source
They'll just offend
You know
Think of the worst thing
You ever happen to a child
They'll offend the guy doing it
You know
I'm just saying
Like what
What happened to when the ACLU
I feel like when I was growing up
In the 90s
Yeah
The ACLU were like the people
They were the people
Who just believed in
The Bill of Rights
And the Constitution
But they were still defending
The Klan back then
Well
Well that's what I'm
saying, like in the 90s, they were the people
who cared about the Constitution so much
that they were always defending KKK members
Nazis. Right, but they did
nothing about the Patriot Act. Right.
You know what I mean? It's all scammed.
It's all lies. They may have done
a little bit of that. The ACLU is
garbage. I mean, the
idea of it is nice, but all they do is go out of their way
to defend the worst people to just
make, hey, hey,
like, because it's things in society, right? You have
these rules, right? And then you have
people who do terrible things that women and children
and horrible thing and you go
well we can't like we have these rules
for a reason like these people
and these people you
what they really are is a problem
for the system right
it's a it's a bug down a feature
it turned on its head there see
but the ACLU acts like it's a feature
on a bug they act like the whole point
is to defend the worst people you could
think of they act like that's the reason
yeah like that's the price you pay
for freedom and they act like that's the that's the that's the thing you get when you buy freedom
that's the problem with the ACLU I'm just saying it sounds nice like well we don't defend
this then then then how who's going to defend the rights and we don't defend the worst people
you could think of the people who take the lives of children and steal women's virtue
see how I'm see how I'm playing the game here if you don't want him to play the game
sign of a patriot.
You know, they take women's virtue, right?
And they go, like, well, this is, if we don't defend these people, how, who's
going to defend the old lady who, like, is in trouble?
Like, everyone.
Everyone would, first of all.
Right.
That's covered.
We don't need you for that.
They might actually be better able to defend her, yeah.
One might think.
Yeah.
You know, one might think that social justice would have a better, would have a better shake in
politics if it wasn't surrounded by people trying to defend their words.
people you could think of.
It's almost like they breed chaos on purpose.
I wonder who runs the ACLU.
Anyway, let's move on.
Just saying, I'm just saying.
Governor Abbott is expected to sign of the measure.
I mean, look, it's not the worst thing to take amendments, right?
It's not the worst thing.
It's like, oh, we're not a Christian country or whatever.
And it's like, oh, all right.
It's just other religions.
I mean, look, they are.
retroactively Christian, but they're not like
innately Christian. Yeah, I don't know why we always
go with the, why don't we just have a
crucifix? I'd much rather have a
crucifix, by the way. And you go,
well, we're not a Christian country. I get
it. I've always said that. We're not, we don't have
to be a Christian country. We're a freedom country, right?
The Declaration of Independence, right? And the Bill of Rights,
that's our, that's what this country's about.
But no one else really
completely agrees with that.
No one else seems to think that, do they?
No one else is championing religious
freedom. No one
like freedom because of the people who are you know so whatever but that being said i don't know the whole
worship no god but me thing i mean maybe we maybe we get a best best three yeah just three of the
ten commandments there's a murder one murder one i may i may make the and you call it the top
the top three commandments it's just it's just because the other ones the ten commanders are
could use a little evidence it's like it's like let's like let's bring up the tank of man let's see what they are
I feel like I know
I'd love to just I'd love to just have the passion
of the Christ how about we just have 10 frames
from the passion on the Christ on every wall
we know he's got passion of the Christ poster
with Mel Gibson's face on it
in every classroom
here we go let's read it
okay number one let's see
number one you who shall have no other gods
before me it just doesn't really
it just seems like you know for a thing in the classroom
it begs questions right
two you shall not make idols what does they even mean to people I know what it means
you shouldn't be false idols whatever but it just seems like it's um also kids be making
idols all the time I guess maybe that's why you want to see this but they they don't even know
how that translates the TikTok they don't know they don't say that Mr. Beast is a false idol
Mr. Beast is a golden calf why not just say like rather than just having them up there all the
time.
Yeah.
Why not just say, like, you can, you can teach.
Like, I would have, I honestly would have no issue with just teaching the Ten Commandments
because they are pretty foundational and, like, oh, yeah.
In general.
Right.
Right.
Like, so, yeah, teach them what they are.
Right.
Put it in context.
You shall not take the Lord, the name of the Lord of your God in vain.
They're all said, four, remember the Sabbath.
I mean, keep it holy.
That's the thing.
You can't, I mean, the begs, here's a problem.
It's like, Christians don't follow the Sabbath.
The Sabbath.
The Sabbath is a Saturday, Friday night to Saturday.
I mean, you can say Sunday's our Sabbath, but we don't really treat it like that.
Right.
And also, it's Sunday.
I mean, honestly, I'd rather, if we're going to have, look, if we're going to do the Ten Commandments in school, it should be number four.
Remember the Sabbath day, which is Sunday.
Keep it holy.
I'm fine with that.
But let's just like, let's just not get it twisted that like it doesn't really make sense to have these up.
Five, I'm your father or your mother.
Hell no.
Not doing that.
Six, you shouldn't murder.
Fine.
I'm cool with that.
Eight, seven, you shouldn't commit adultery.
I mean, I'm not going to, but eight, you shouldn't steal.
All right.
I keep changing you shouldn't.
You shall not.
Nine, you should not bear false witness against your neighbor.
Ten, don't cover it.
You shall not with should not.
Makes these things much more wishy-washy, babe.
The Ten Commandments, no one follows them.
They're non-American, and they're kind of like,
it's just the weakest thing to put in schools.
like if you want to have a book if you want to say hey we're standing up for our rights we're
gonna fight new crusade cool i'm down but let's not get a twisted the Ten Commandments does that
the Ten Commandments is a mushy little thing and it's not really and jesus didn't really even
he didn't vibe with it they're like oh what's the most important commandment he was like oh love each other
which is basically him say go to hell like get lost ask me some questions you're probably
trap me in the question rabbi because the rabbi's asking him wasn't it all these important
rabbi. And you're like, hey, rabbi,
as a dig, I think,
a Jesus. He's like, what's important
equipment? He's like, love each other.
It was the equivalent
to me saying, go, get lost.
Yeah.
I know what you're doing.
So whatever, let's just have a, let's just
do a crusade if we're
going to do this. I don't want this
just wishy-washy crap.
A lot of these things, like, not
super relevant to the classroom, too.
I'm saying. I mean, the sermon on the mount might be more
relevant to the classroom the meek shall inherit the earth be not afraid i go before you always
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