Kump - Ep. 218 Zohran's Hot Wife

Episode Date: June 27, 2025

Zohran Mamdani wins the primary, and the internet explodes over his “hot wife.” Ray dives deep into the discourse—are high boots all it takes now? Plus: the socialist grocery store scam, funeral brothels, Coney Island subway sex fires, Amy Adams slander, and a new plan to sell $30 Madeline Muffins to the masses.Also: Daniel Craig takes a missile to the dome, Americans turn Mecca into a Six Flags, and Lucy’s got a sword to protect her baked goods.🔗 Links & Plugs:🎧 Bonus episodes every week: https://patreon.com/raykump

Welcome to Kump. We are looking at the wife of the presumptive that have New York City works. Once you win the primary, you're presumptive. You're right in there. Zoran Mad, is it Matt, Madjiano? What is his name? Zoronamondani, the socialist mayor candidate

and proud is a member of the Islam. And people are mad about that. part of the society of Islam friends. Yeah, I'm just trying to be accurate in my reporting. And everyone's freaking out about his wife saying how good she looks. I don't... People are saying this lady's model material. She's not.

I mean, look at her face closer. You're a tough audience. She's perfectly fine if you're not going to, like, you know, like, what's the word they people? Like, people use a sim for her? Yeah. I'm not going to simp for like, you know, what is he wearing, by the way? Is that some kind of... That was like a traditional...

The Indian? Yeah. I don't know what the name for them. What country is he from? He's from... His family's from India originally, and then they moved to Uganda. And then they moved to the United States. Whatever, I don't care.

She's not... Like, she's wearing... Look, those boots, high boots look good on women. It ain't... She ain't no model. All right? You look at it and scroll down. These are the pictures that people on Twitter or X or whatever.

They keep showing me. They're her wedding pictures. Now, I don't know who goes in a subway for their wedding pictures, but they did. And that's what we're looking at. I'm not simping for some mid. And also, I don't think the grocery store is a good idea. I think the gross...

You've been very anti-grocery story idea from the beginning. People love to be, whatever, racist or Islamophobic, whatever we want to call it, and I'm fine, go ahead. And that's fine with me. But I tend to... My biggest issue is the grocery store. store. He wants to put grocery stores run by

the government and I explained on our Patreon this week why that's a bad idea. That's patreon.com slash Ray Kump, by the way. Get extra episodes every week, five bucks a month not bad. And while we're out if you don't want to do that, how about you subscribe to the show at least? Cost you nothing.

Look at the rat. The rat graphic. It's nice, right? I designed that with the help of the thing that's going to replace me. So anyway. The grocery stores don't work because the grocery stores only work now. It's not that much profit. They only work by getting kickbacks, allegedly, from Coca-Cola to get better placement.

And we're not going to do that with the government. Plus, they ain't paying you $40,000 an hour or whatever the hell near, you know, the state city workers get paid to fill potholes with rat traps. But what if it was volunteer run? What kind of sucker is going to volunteer run for, to, What are you talking about? Like, in the same way that a food co-op has run, like, where you work for a couple of hours and then you get cheap groceries in return. I don't speak cotton candy language and candy cane dreams.

I don't know what you're talking about. No, you got to be able to pay people. So you want, I love this idea. This idea of like the socialism is going to work in America. First of all, I'm not socialism is communism. They don't do this in Europe, all right? They have stores. They have an Aldi and stuff, you know?

Yeah, fancy stores. They have nice stores, too. But I'm saying they have supermarkets. Yeah. Where people in the estate, you know, here when you live in the estates. And unpasteurized cheese. I mean, yeah, well, yeah, you can have that too. If you, if you go co-op on a cow, I knew a guy who did that.

It was a chef. And he owned shares in the cow. And he got a certain amount of raw milk every month. And it was probably great for him. People, I'm always. And he was able to poison his fucking customers. I'm always hearing about how raw milk cures all disease. Yeah, not botulism.

And you live forever. I wonder where Zoron stands on that. I want him to comment on the raw milk issue. I mean, you'll probably tell you... Should we be drinking that? They'll probably tell you some nonsense about how he's going to tax 50 cents. I'm going to tax every rapper.

You know, it's just classic, you know, it's like... This is what happens when society breaks down. You have carnival barkers coming around telling you they're going to give you a supermarket. I mean, Lucy had great idea on the Patreon where she said we should just, you know, for these food deserts,

we should serve poor people rotten vegetables. Well, not rotten ones, not rotten ones, just ugly ones. The ones that make, you know, rich ladies uncomfortable to look at. Rich ladies look, they look too fowlick or they look too diseased. But they're fine. They taste fine. You're not in what's going on in the world anymore. I'm sorry, you know, I've kept you shelters for too long.

Rich women love that now. They parade these deformed vegetables and fruits and call it organic and tell their dinner guests. Look at this ugly. Look at it's ugly. you know, Rubega, who does this look like in wig wink, you know, and some kind of thing like that, you know, they joke about, you know, the poor, they say it looks like a gardener, you know, you know, stuff like that, they're awful, they're awful people. That's me.

They, look, they, when they get behind closed doors, rich people hunt their help. And that's the thing. Like, I don't like to be, I'm not a socialist, but I'm also not going to like, you know, I'm not going to send for the rich. Right. Because they, the reason they have these, you know, areas where you, with the high bushes, you know, and gates. Where you're looking through, you know, lemon trees. Yeah, well, you can't see.

The skies by lemon trees. Yeah, yeah, they're shielded by their own lemon trees. And in Bel Air or in, you know, the Hamptons, the rich Hamptons. It's because they, you know, once those gates close and their Ferrari goes through it with a Bugatti, whatever how they're driving. They're Porsche cayenne pepper. they're just they're playing the most dangerous game you know they're just it's just off to the races they go oh it's like literally a reverse Jurassic Park right remember those gates in Jurassic Park it's the opposite it's like

by the ma-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-la-ma shooting my maid do do do do do that's the new Jurassic Park coming out it's all about shooting people you know I always imagine them playing like a little psychological game with themselves where they they act like they act like they actually love the maid and they're being very generous towards her but then but then they're also paying very close attention to her

yeah so the first time she makes a mistake they're like I got a hunter hunter now I would if I was really rich and wealthy and I had a maid I would feed myself a little bits of broken glass every day and frame her for trying to kill me I was trying to get away I was trying to do like fun stuff like that

like weird because I was like what's the bit you don't think I could hunt like some woman who has to serve me if you're if you're living your life serving me then like you know it's not you're not exactly you're the apex predator if you're under my thumb

you know so I my trick would be to see if I can get away with like framing them from murdering me or trying to murder me I probably I probably screw up and end up dying I'm bleeding out I'm like I'm making blood

like it's like it's 28 years later or whatever. Shout out to Danny Boyle. We started 28 years later. Danny Boyle says he made a Brexit film. I'm pretty sure it was a, it was not Brexit. I think I'm pretty sure he was making a movie

trying to inspire those Englishmen with all those flashbacks to Bowman and arrows. It's a lame thing. And Ken Kipling and an old-timey British guy's voice screaming Kipling at you? Yeah, I'd love for them to like get, you know, look, everyone should

be fine. You don't need to have, you know, Sharia law in London, and we just not bombing places in the Middle East as much. So people don't feel compelled to do that. You know? That being said, it does, so I'm all

for English pride. But can you be inspired by anything cooler than bow and arrow? People freaking sick as me. I mean, I'm really sick to be like, I have to like pretend to respect England. Because it's like, oh, we don't want, oh, you don't want, oh, you don't want to see

for you hate white people in England? No, I'm just kidding. Stop pretending. Like, bows and arrows are cool. You're not Legolas from the Lowe of the Rings. What's interesting to me is the bow and arrow symbolically in film. Yeah.

It's always kind of portrayed as the weapon of the weak. You know, a woman will have a bow and arrow or a little boy will have a bow and arrow. Well, that legalist of the health. But like, but they actually take a lot of it. They probably take more, they take more strength to operate. I don't know if you were picked up a broad sword, but maybe, maybe, maybe you're wrong. You ever shoved a broad...

Those things are hard to use. You ever shoved a broad sword through plate mail? I don't know. No, have you? Yes, many times. Many times in my previous outings in life. I used to be a mercenary in the Crusades.

I was a hatching mercenary in the Christian Crusades. So what's... People are upset about Zoran. I don't love him. I think he's, I think he's, he's no good. But you, I had an ongoing duel with my, with these people who come to my door. I, some guy at the poll, I, I cursed out some guy at the, he was like standing outside the

polling place. He was a little out of line. He was a little out of line. He was, he was asking people who they voted for. That's not, that's not. Well, that's, yeah, I mean, that's exit polling. That's exit polling. Oh, he was trying to poll us?

I don't, I don't know. I mean. I was just excited. I thought he was. That's the case and I guess that I was wrong, maybe a little. wrong if you're just a guy. I assume because we have the whole thing is we have ranked choice

voting. I never got a negative poll before. Me either. It's uncomfortable. It's not right. Don't harass me. He was on my ballot. Who was? Zoron. What he means on your ballot? He was on my ballot. You know, I put

Brad Lander first. Yeah, I don't know what you're doing over there. He was no one near my ballot. We have ranked choice voting and which is a new thing I guess for New York and so I think it's new at least i'm not sure i've ever voted for mayor before uh but yeah this is the uh so i voted for quomo which i don't love i'm not happy about but you know and then number two i put

a paper paper boy johnson but you're just you're just so you're so anti me too you got to like you know make a statement well look i mean i mean did the mayor really like you know sexually molest 20 women is that true i i mean if that's true why didn't we hear about this before? No, seriously, what do you mean? We look at it like that for. Well, we did hear about it before. We didn't hear about it.

We didn't hear about it. All of a sudden, it happened, and he was out. Clinton had years and years and years of terrible looking women that he was like, I mean, like, I'm saying he wasn't even models or anything. You weren't like hot. They weren't Zeron's wife. You know, that's how much of a weird creep Bill Clinton is. Right, yeah. These were sex addict.

I'm not, yeah, I'm not saying There's no sex addict spread. Let me, let me, let me clarify myself. Please don't interrupt for a second. I want to make sure. I'm not saying just because the woman's not hot that she's not a proper victim. I'm just saying the guy was like unhinged.

The guy was just every second of his life. He's like, let me find, let me find something to fill. It's not the coffers, you know? I'm just saying. And so Andrew Cuomo, I never heard about him. being having a sex life I mean I'm pretty sure he dated the that the woman who I

obviously let me say it's right with getting sued the woman who I think always came off like a drunken woman on TV but maybe wasn't the star of the show mostly homemade on the food network I think it was

she would make cocktails out like tuna fish and like cream and like a little bit of vodka or a bunch of vodka that was his you know you're talking about yeah that was his longtime girlfriend and supposedly he's you know

molesting 20 women right I don't know but I voted for him and I vote for some guy named Paper Boy Johnson I don't know anything about him I hope he's I hope he's not a real creep can we look at Paperboy Johnson

versus who is this guy is he named it for the video game Paperboy but you mean Paper Boy Prince. Is that his name? I don't know. Wait, is this the guy who vote?

Oh, what is he? Oh, no. What's this the guy I voted for? The street performer, well, that's not great. I don't hope he's not the mayor either. This is the name. What do we look at here?

What is this? This is the guy I voted for? Oh, why is he called Paperboy? I've never seen a guy like this delivering papers. Well, I don't want him to win either. there's not I mean what happened to just people running from mayor why can't I should run from mayor what happened to Eric Adams seriously people are gonna vote for like a socialist um and like I'm not saying it's the wrong you can you not be

Islamic but I mean just say it's um it is not the majority thing it is kind of I'm say people will vote for a crate you know things that normally would disqualify you before they vote for a guy who like made his brother the chief of security that's a biggest thing they said about Eric Adams. Oh, he looked at cops arrest people. It seems crazy. I mean, look, he brought back stop and frisk,

which is a controversial practice. No, don't stop and frisk people. I don't think he did it quite as badly as as a Julianne. Bloomberg did back in the day. Yeah, maybe. I don't care. People being set on a fire on the subway. I'm kind of like, yeah, just frisk

people. Frisk me if you want. I get frisked at the airport every day. Every day they look at me they go we gotta touch your dick and balls at the airport they always pull me aside and I'm gonna use the back

of my hand like you can still feel it's all right I love the idea like it's the back of my hand so I can't feel nothing is the back of your hand burned or are you feeling my balls

why is that better they're using the back of their hand if a man brushed up against you in sensitive places and with the back of his hand wouldn't you stop them yeah I would yeah well I

I let it happen, because I got to get to L.A. I don't think anyone's ever touched me at the airport. Yeah, well, she has desirable as I am. If only. But, you know, I think what's interesting about Zeran's wife is that, like, you know, it's not so much. I think people are... Is that she's a massage? Because you're right, like, most people do look good on their wedding day.

Yeah. Yeah, but, like, I think, I think the idea is there are lots of tweets going around saying, like, oh, his wife's probably in a burqa or whatever. And she's like, she's sporting a thigh-high boot. She looks pretty, pretty, you know. Well, it's only, that's not most people in the Muslim world are only in burqas. Well, yeah, I mean, we know that. Yeah. But, I mean, your opposition in Islam should not be based on, I don't think people were in burqers in the Middle Ages during the Crusades.

I don't know this idea that people think they're going to be more. islamophobic than like the crusader knights and it's like it's like you know they went and conquered the Holy Land back and whatever we're not back England never had it but apparently they nearly got it at one point or France or whatever the hell, whoever the hell held it

for a hundred years or the hundred years right I'm just saying I don't think people had burghers back then so don't don't act like it's I mean there's other things you don't need the burqa thing is not doesn't matter you can still be those all just the Crusades references all of his stuff It's just a giant game of risk.

No, I'm four of the Crusades references. I'm saying there was none back then. You don't have to, like, make up things to be Islamophobic about. You can just beat it. Right. You have to, like, make a... You can know about the world and still hate people. You have to be ignorant.

Stop basing your hate and ignorance, is what I'm saying. Know a few things. You know, you don't have to be, like, a moron to be hateful. There's plenty of things that's plenty of things to get mad about. but does everybody look this good on their wedding day you never you never saw any any uh on their wedding days when in your days of them i've taken pictures of them i've taken pictures of them heifers on their wedding day what you want me to do about it's like yeah not

everyone but it doesn't make her cindy crawford in the diet co-commercial on 92 you know she ain't got it like that stop so pretending because she's got a neck cover with some scarf oh while some homeless guys you know relieving himself in the back you know look at this i mean how many some people like this look for their wedding photos who wants a wedding photo with some guy on like you know on tinder with some kid pretending to be a 10 year old girl you know what I mean in the front in the front here

I'm just saying this is not exactly is the guy on the right is just getting a text updated about how his cat's been euthanized yeah and she's just like do I look like a princess and he's like my dad's rich you guys that's the biggest thing How about we just stop having mayors whose dads are rich? How about that? Is that ever going to be the case? Eric Adams is the first mayor whose dad isn't rich, and everyone's pissed off about it.

I like it when the aristocratic class has power. Yeah, you'd probably love it. You'd probably love King Madami then. Why do you want to be run by aristocrats? I want to be run by aristocratic socialists. I want to be run by slabs. By frigging slabs who make their brother, the comp, Roller and, you know, that's all I'm asking for.

It's a little bit of respect. Just make me feel, let me get a proper egg sandwich in this city. I shouldn't have to go out to a wonton to get an egg sandwich, you know? Should have to go out to Miniola on the L-I-R-R to get an egg sandwiches and smack down with some grill marks on it. That's not what this is for. Keep you chopped cheese out of my eggs. Anyway, welcome to the show.

I'm all I want to I'm off the rails with anger and piss Republicans are calling on Trump to revoke Mondami citizenship and deport them I don't think that's a good precedent to set but that being said

the president has been said already you know I mean this is the thing this is I mean I don't I mean how are you going to do that is he a citizen I assume so right I think he's a citizen I mean have we deported any citizens

and not pretending like it was a mistake yet. Has anyone been deported? I guess we were arrested some. Has anyone actually been deported as a citizen? I think it's mostly been people who are here on student visas or something. Yeah, look, I mean, what Trump has done is he's rewritten the whole meaning of having a visa, apparently. And that's beyond my scope of knowledge. I don't understand.

I'm not sure how sacred visas are and green cards and all these things. I know it's legal. I know it's not what he claimed in the election. I know it seems awful. and uh but i don't know you know did they make this stuff up five years ago or visas uh yeah yeah or visas how how old that i know i'm mostly kidding you're just a push back i'm sorry no it's where you should not deport people who have legal visas especially not when the only reason is because it's your last you too mm-hmm this guy said this guy said something

the children we killed uh he says he said it was sad can you deport these people all cars all kind let me bomb iran and miss we'll get to that in a minute he needs I mean a lot of people are coming out after this guy he's got a lot of enemies who Zoron well I mean he's a he's a smug annoying looking guy he's got the face of a guy who's like he's very hateable face

it really isn't the Islam thing he's a really annoying looking guy if the Ayatollah Kamenia whatever his name is ran for mayor in New York City I'd vote for him I think he's a good leader I think he's got Padash Comini I'll make him the president The original guy

I mean he's dead But Zoran just has this really annoying like he didn't earn it kind of vibe Like he's just like a potts Pots a Pots Like a Puts If I can invoke a New York term He's a Puts

But look at the Supreme Leader He's got a great headpiece Not everything Islam does is bad Right I get over the stuff You don't want him to be running your city And you can talk about You know, whatever they have in Europe, they have grooming gangs in the, in these, in Paris or whatever they call it.

That's what they say. That's what they say. Who am I saying? I mean, you know, I don't know that it, I don't know that that's never happened. Yeah. What about I going to say? I was like, hey, oh. You're really caught between a rock and a hard place on the left on this one because like, you know, it's like, you got to believe victims.

But you can't, you can't. But what? but you can't blame this you can't blame Muslims or anything Right It doesn't seem like a hard place Stop doing it Just follow your heart

Who you show me here The Supreme Leader People have been sharing some of these Like Kamenis feminist tweets If women do not take part The social movement of a nation That movement will not gain any result I mean look yeah

I mean that's better than anything Barack Obama ever said Yeah Right And he also He tweeted something about How a husband Should be sensitive

To his wife's emotions That's good Yeah Look I mean yeah Look I mean Look The fact He's a feminist daddy

Look Look I'm not saying The Berker is a good move But I mean They don't do it Because they hate women They're just very jealous They're just very jealous

They love women so much And they're jealous You look You know No one wants to own something That sucks right like oh you shouldn't

own women I agree I agree that women should have autonomy but the fact that someone wants to own it doesn't mean they hate them you got to understand you got to understand you got to understand they don't want other men

looking at their wife's ankles that's not nothing that means they value them now it's wrong you shouldn't do it but it doesn't mean like they think women are scum right you know i think there is some logic behind it where it's like they're they'll uh they'll harm

men by tempting them with their looks or whatever doesn't seem great yeah well look i mean it's not all false though women will do that it just is usually shouldn't put poor assids on them when they do you know people people can't get around there these guys on twitter it's all like oh women be like that though yeah it doesn't but you can't just deform them for it you know So sometimes women will, you know, we'll do that. Okay, nasty business. You got to make a beat over it. You got to get on the sins.

Yeah, get on the sins and make a beat. And get all your emotions out on the scent. Like Kanye, you know. He made a beat. It was a good beat. You got his emotions out. I respect it. He just wants his kids back.

What was, what is, what is you, Is Trump going to announce he's going to deport Zoran? I don't think he said anything about it. Let's see. The New York Young Republican Club reacted to the primary results with a call to action on X. The radical Zoran Mamdani cannot be allowed to destroy our beloved city of New York. The group urged the president to invoke the Red Scare era Communist Control Act to yank Mamdani's citizenship and promptly support him.

How about, look, if this city can't, can you just try to vote for someone? Can you get run an election? I mean, Republicans, run a candidate that people will vote for. Right. How about you run a candidate that's also a little socialist, just less? That's what I would do. I would get, I would try to get Barack Obama to run from mayor. And the Republican tickets?

Yeah. I'd pay him under the table like $100 million. You told me there isn't some guy a day that they'll pay him $100 million? Probably is, right? How important is the city, Gio? How beloved is the city, do? Get your frigging friends. Your friends have money.

I think they do. I think they do. I think people have money don't like this guy. Am I right here? Get 50 cent to run. Yeah, forget 50 cents to run. Get Sean Puffy Combs to run. Is he busy?

Puff Daddy busy? Maybe. Imagine that. This guy's hero. I bet Zoran looked up to the 50 cent at some point because he was trying to be a rapper for a little while. Was Zoran one? yeah that's even that's someone that's so much more offensive than anything else

is this doesn't be some idiot trying to wrap imagine your hero going up against you in the general election how I don't know like you we were talking before the show you you were you were dogging on 50 a little bit well yeah I feel like he's just whining about the idea of getting tax well let's set this up we'll sit this up in a second but I mean but you say he wasn't a good rapper and I defended them a bit but I'm not gonna he should not be anyone's hero I mean I thought in the club was a good song I thought Magic Stick, which I think is a little Kim song or something, but he's on it.

Maybe it is him, I don't know. But she's got the great beat on it. I like the magic stick. They ain't talking about it. You know, it's just a big. But, you know, it's nice. I mean, I think it's a nice song. Anyway, but, yeah, I don't think you should be able to, like,

deport people just because they're, you know, Muslims who run from mayor. And just because they're, just because they beat. How about you do it before he wins? How about you do it before he wins? you can you idiots trying to think of anything how about where was this energy during you know two months ago

when I was you know yelling at people on the street and or an election day this guy this guy because we didn't finish the thought before so we're doing ranked George's voting he's like you guys vote for Zor number one I started scream no and like who the hell what business is it yours you a piece of shit

and I was cursing at him and I was yelling and like why don't you stop harassing people as I was walking away but yeah but he was He didn't follow me. Well, that's the New York move. You just scream as you walk away. You don't stop it.

Like, you do, like, you don't walk towards someone in your house. That's something you do in, like, Tim Walters' state in Minnesota. You plant yourself. He's cursing. Ma! What are you doing? Ma, ma, ma. No, in New York, we got, we got, we got them, keep it moving.

All right? I mean, I'm a woman, like, stay here and hang out with you. No, I, I'm, you know, just, come on. If you, if you, if you ain't walking backwards while you're yelling, you're going to get set on fire, yeah. Yeah, yeah, seriously, you got to keep your distance because people just light you on fire in this city. Yeah, look, some homeless guy can just have sex with you

while you're dead in the subway and then light you on fire. And, like, you can't do nothing about it because you're dead. That's what New York's about. Is that a mental health issue, Zoran? Yeah. When a guy has sex with you when you're dead? Yeah. Is that a mental health issue?

What, what kind of story you're going to have, government's story you're going to open to keep me from getting, fucking have my corpse pumped outside of Coney Island Aquarium What are we doing You're so wrong You can't just keep opening stores

Is you gonna have What's it gonna have any of the good stuff Let's be honest There is a store There is a store we could open It wouldn't be moral What store? I'm pretty sure Islam would be against it

I don't know what you're talking about You know I don't know It's a store where you could get that urge Satisfied A adult bookstore No An adult body store

A body store What is it I don't know what you're talking about What are you saying You know a place where you can do exactly what we're talking about A brothel? Yeah but a problem's a store But for the deceased

A funeral home What are you saying? Just use words A funeral home slash brothel Okay So it's not something that exists. No. You were making it sound like I didn't know.

There's a store you could open. Okay. To be fair, I'm not trying to like, you know, I wasn't trying to like, you know, undersell your, what you're doing here. But I really thought you were trying to allude to something that exists. I couldn't think of a store that would do that. I'm a cynical guy that couldn't think of any store that operates like that. But you're right.

We could, we could do that. It would be illegal right now. It's not illegal. That's what you can understand. that's I mean that's what they've been drilling into our heads for years now if the president does it it's not illegal now I find that questionable but it seems to be true about all intents and purposes right stop pretending like the rule of law exists

it's about money and sex and power and corpses hump and you know that's that's where the economy's run on I made falafel this week it was tremendously good it was very good air friar falafel You made a nice tahini sauce I made tahini sauce I made I'm you know I mix the chickpeas and then herbs You know you can be a you can be a multicultural person

You can do it and not be a punk And so I've hate in your heart Yeah not be a punk I also made Chinese garlic sauce What does that make me With that you know Who's wife am I simping over now

Get out of here what's going on you shouldn't and it's also it's good for you it's moral for you and operate for you to not simp over her she's a married woman I don't care about that I'll sit over you know big mic all day she what uh huh uh you didn't like Michelle Obama I did like Michelle Obama though she was great I don't care I see that's the first of that you tell me all these things I don't care if it is there fine I'm not into it I'm not hoping it's there

But it's like you know I'm still going to vote for I'm just saying What was this you show me Are you excited for the new James Bond film? I've never been in my life You're not a James Bond boy I enjoy Daniel Craig's or a couple

First couple You know actually a lot of his movies were good But we have the You don't like the ones from the 60s Where those go-go dancers That's fine I was watching some of Goldfinger on the plane

last time I was coming back and I ended up just turning it off and drinking whiskey on the plane you know dead dead heading but you know it's nothing to do with spies I like spies

like the Americans where like you know he has to shove some woman in a suitcase but break her bones right and sad it's morally complicated James Bond's just doing

people are just evil but evil but really evil yeah James Bond just doing that but he's making it seem like just it's just like fun because she's she's just you know she's from the north everything or something yeah she was yeah she was she wasn't she was born in liverpool or something so it's okay to you know just just kill her whatever James Bond's whole thing is I don't I never understood he's like cute I never understood his idea of like you know oh we're rich boys he says some rich boy British rich boys can go to the hell

that's my verdict but yeah Denny Villeneuve Deli new new deli boy I hate this guy I can't say this guy the Doom boy The Doom boy the guy made Dune and like What's the other shit? And also prisoners which I Actually yeah it's fun look like I really

Like Prisoners okay and like you know Prisoners was kind of dumb I'm Pritcher was fine until you Until you remember they try to make that It was like a, oh, no, it's a metaphor for the Iraq war. I was like, what? I don't really see how it works like that. Yeah, no, exactly.

I like the serial killer with all the snakes. Yeah, no, it's all fine. It was fine. It's all, it's all kind of nothing, though. And Sicario are like, oh, I'm like, I'm Benizio Litoro's a hitman, whatever. It's these movies all stink and Blake, the new Blade Runner. Denny Villainer can go to hell. I'm saying, people have gotten so mad.

People have gotten more mad at me about that. than the fact of, you know, than anything I've ever said in my life. I was like, I should have any villainy. But I had a friend, like, text me. I'm talking to him in 10 years. And he's like, hey, how you been, man?

Like, oh, good. He's like, have you seen the new dune? Yeah, I didn't like it. He's like, I'm not really a big day of vulnerability. And he got mad at me and stopped talking. That's it. That's how relationships end nowadays. Because you don't, you know,

because he's the most mid-director. He's the Zoron's wife of directors. And, you know, and like, And people act like, you know, people act like, oh, no, you got to like this French-Canadian moron who, like, just really makes drivel. I mean, look, David Lynch's Dune isn't perfect, but it's infinitely more interesting than Danny Villeneuve's nonsense. It's, I don't even know where to start. It's just slop. It's just for, it's just has no passion.

There's no, you know, lust. Didn't he make that movie, did he make an annihilation? Oh, he made the arrival, right? That nothing movie. That big nothing of a movie. movie. God, that movie stunk. Amy Adams can go to hell. That's right. You have these amazing aliens

behind the glass. And what are you looking at for the entire movie? You're looking at Amy Adams' fat face. And her little drawings on a board. Her Irish mug. Anything more annoying than Amy Adams is that chick in the F1 movie. I wanted the movie to be about the aliens. Yeah. Just why are you? You know what?

you know, a real director like Kubrick would just show you a bunch of stuff and it doesn't make any sense. You're going to watch the aliens. These guys are like, no, let me have Amy Adams a cipher. Imagine if you were watching 2001 in Space Odyssey and like you go to that vortex

and then you're in that room and like he's going to the baby, the star baby, and the whole time Amy Adams is squawking at you explaining it. Now and now he's the star baby. You lose, you have lunch. You vomit.

all over your child you need your popcorn you need popcorn and just spit it up just saying no one needs Amy Adams she was a terrible Lois Lane she's terrible as you know she's good in that episode of the office I guess as a vapid

hot chick selling purses no one needed her in doubt remember she was harassing film Seymour Hoffman in doubt oh right kidding he was a child molester right yeah or maybe not who knows yeah maybe she made it up her Meryl Streep

cooking things up trying to bring down men I don't know That's where the doubt comes in I doubt that she's an actress She won in the Academy Award For something Didn't she?

Disgusting She had like two I think she has like two Anyway I hope she doesn't I hope she's gonna be a new James Bond I don't think so I don't think she'll be the Bond girl

Who is Tom Holland Tom Holland's Tom Holland I'm a spy It's gonna be Timothy Jolomey playing about James Bond It would be I mean The British people will be more mad about that

Than like than honor killings on the streets of London If some of a Mary Yank was playing James Bond They have more pride in James Bond And they do in their country I feel like this is going to be a very depressing James Bond I mean the last one's very depressing you didn't watch it though what which one was that

the one where he got he died oh okay he got hit by a missile oh he got like hit by a nuclear missile or something Daniel Craig yeah you didn't I spent years now I told you to watch it you wouldn't finish it with me I didn't want to spoil it but like you know

but yeah at the end of it is him getting hit with like a nuclear missile or something and just taking it to the dome it's like but it's very sad his daughter's alive or something he's a daughter and she's alive he banged up some like nurse somewhere or some cocktail waitress

and she calls up like I hired you my dad and he's like he's just like he got a tear down and he's going I'll never pay child support but he literally takes a missile to the dome that's a tough way to go yeah it's good move

I mean the weird can't do an open casket after that no your mother can't Barry your baby boy Honestly that's a very like undignified way for James Bond to go out It felt it felt I actually teared up a little bit I think or like whatever whatever that feeling that men get when they don't cry

But it's just kind of like it's trying to well up You don't feel emotions for a second And you go what is this? What is this? I'm like am I gay This is what gay is So whatever that feeling is I felt it is my point I also felt it when Jenny died and then Forrest Gump

when I originally saw it. Oh, yeah? Yeah. I feel like that's a big litmus test for the male heart. And how they feel about Jenny dying of AIDS. And when they say that guy Boggs

will only drink through a straw the rest of his life in Trojanic redemption. To me, if a guy can feel bad for Jenny dying of AIDS, to me it shows that he has soul. Yeah. Because even though she's a big piece of shit,

he still feels for her. Yeah, no, nowadays, you sure Forrest Gump's like some like, you know, whatever, Zoomer, Twitter boy They just be like Oh she shouldn't have stripped

The only problem they have They're just he stripped Right Yeah She played guitar or naked or something You know she shouldn't act like that They might as well be freaking Right

Whatever Berker Berker boys Trying to get women Burkhas These guys are like This whole horseshoot theory Don't know about

Yeah They would accept it If you If you showed them a different Design for the burqa Yeah But it basically accomplish the same thing.

It just looks like Iron Man. It's like a Hulk. Imagine we, America of America was Muslim. We would have like Avengers themed burkas. We'd have like

burghers that look like the Hulk or Iron Man or like or Dr. Doom. And they'd be, you'd buy them at Target. You'd buy them at Walmart. You know, it would be a SpongeBob burger. We would do nothing. We would do. I don't know why Islam would

want to take over America. We'll ruin it. Oh, yeah. We'll ruin Islam. We'll just make it, we'll make it just disgusting. We'll do a theme park style. Yeah, well, just, it'll just be like, we'll have, like, we'll turn Mecca into, like, I don't know, like, into six flags.

Right. We'll just be like people, like, you know, like, you met, you really want Americans pilgrim into mecca? I mean, it would be a nightmare. You'd have just fat slobs when they're dumb fat wives. And their wife is wrapped up in a burger that looks like a Godzilla egg, a metallic Godzilla egg. Just like a Velociraptor of Jurassic. It's this Jurassic World on it, like it's themed.

You know, it's just like it's just showing up. We have like we've Bluetooth speakers or we're playing like, you know, 50 cent albums or whatever the hell is. No one, like, I'm not even saying stay, everyone's to stay where they are. I'm just saying, like, be careful what you wish for taking over the world. because America does go Islam I mean it's not going to be good for anyone Yeah I'm sorry

But what is They say who the new James Bond is going to be I don't think they said yet Look at his What he got Daniel in his face I'm just like I'm supposed to be Oh no this guy's this guy's the best He squints all the time

Enough we had we don't have any other direction is it i get if like christopher nolan wasn't still around he's on apex basically he makes it interesting enough movies you know west anderson oh he makes the same movie so oh oh so you want him to direct james bond is that what you want what you care but that new one's good the phoenician scheme yeah i like that i like phoenician scheme what else we see recently it's not quite as deep as like grand budapest but it was a lot of fun Bamboo is in deep either. It was more touching.

Right. Yeah, moving. Yeah, moving. I mean, because he's like, don't touch you out, because he stood up to the Nazis in some fake fantasy land. You know, don't touch, but in real life, in real life that guy would have been like, please take my bus boy.

That's offended him. It's not so much that he stood up to the Nazis, though obviously that's noble. Yeah. It's more like, it's more of the fact that, like, he's this fading, he's this romantic. Right. This little blip of romantic.

was about to go out out of the world yeah it's like we're done any attention I get it yeah it's nice you should watch if you like that I don't know why you refuse to watch

more in one episode we're running attention because that's literally the whole gimmick in Vernon attention a man whose time has passed him by and he's trying to retone

for the sins of his past and you're like ah this cartoons like I'm not I'm not some guy with an anime profile on Twitter but I can

appreciate art you know I mean these people I love to say I'm gonna take like all these socialists on Twitter telling you how like Doron's vegetable store is gonna work and they're all like like pictures of the most obscure dumb

anime that I can only assume it's not something you wouldn't admit to liking in public if you know what I mean things get kind of dicey over there in anime land last you know strange you know I mean I'm not accused anyone of anything oh you haven't seen

look if you if you If you think it's a badge of honor to watch, like, oh, you haven't seen Zohoshin knows Skibaki Pancake, Translation Pancake Wars? No, I haven't. And they act like, oh, then you don't know nothing.

And you're going to tell me about a Zoram banana store? Enough. I'm not taking my social cues from people who use anime's a badgeronler. I watched anime. What if it was just like a giant, what if the vegetable store, the Zoram vegetable store,

was just a giant? fruit stand. Everybody loves a fruit stand. Yeah, I mean, because they have good fruit typically. If fruit stands had rotten bags of, you know, of brown liquid in it, you would not like a he was going around to like falafel

guys and going like, how much is your chicken and rice like 10 bucks? And he's like, oh well, and they're complaining about some like the guy who's renting them the thing. And he's like, you know, when you vote for me, I'll make sure everyone who wants a license gets one, which doesn't sound feasible. Honestly and then you're sugar in the rights to be eight dollars. Oh, I hope that I hope that he wins that I want to sell my Madelines on the street. Well, we'll talk about that a second

The point of making here. We'll get your Madeline muffins. They're very good Yeah, but I'm saying here is that the point is that eight dollars is not like a two oh, it's two dollars cheap It's like who is like running on like oh, if you vote for me. I'll make sure the big the big Mac value meals a dollar cheaper What is that? I was not your campaign promise people being lit on fire in the subway that's a lot of babies you get to get a big mac in their mouth at the end of the night chicken and rice isn't that good and like and also people being lit on fire at Coney Island I don't know if this is like can we talk about this I'm not I'm not the alarmist I'm not the guy who like goes oh no a homeless guy might kill me oh I mean at certain point you sound

like a bitch yeah don't get me wrong but you can't be afraid of every homeless guy you see If you can't take a homeless guy, women, children, you know, like young student, you know, men, maybe. Like, yeah, you can be afraid of homeless, but, like, you can't, like, come to me, like, oh, I'm, oh, you, like, he's, like, he's hillbillies on Twitter or like, oh, I'd never live in a big city and have to be, and, like, and, and, uh, where a homeless guy could kill me. Well, if you're a home, if a home guy could kill you, then you kind of a bitch. They all have a hole. That's right. I'm just saying, oh, and I can see the comments now. oh oh come thinks he can fight a big homeless guy

shut up I'm not gonna pretend to be afraid of a guy who doesn't have a house I'm not I'm not gonna I'm not gonna I'm not gonna allow it I don't think they should be allowed you know on the subway get him out of the subway I'm all for that but stop acting like I'm supposed to like you know run away from them it's all an attitude you know yeah have some swagger obviously everyone can be can be heard in random acts yeah lightning strikes sure of if you will I think it's a little different and lightning strikes, but yeah. But you don't, the point is

you don't make a build of personality off of cowering from these things. Right, thank you, thank you, yes. It's like, in the zombies, the 28 years later, they're like, yeah, look at these dumb zombies and hit them with arrows. They're not going, oh, no, even when they're running,

they turn around and shoot them, you know? Oh, no, we're out of arrows. And at some point you run, but it's like, you know, act like a man. Even if you're a lady. Now, you make bad line cookies. Yes. We're actually, now people who aren't familiar with Madeline's.

They're like a French cookie. They're a French cookie, a soft. Spongy, but it's not sponge cake, but it's kind of a spongy cookie. It's a bit more of a spongy cookie. Delicious, very buttery and delicious. You made these Madeline muffins. Madeline-style muffins. Yeah.

With strawberries and honey and homemade whipped cream. And you want to sell them on the street to homeless people. I want to wear a little French hat and sell them to people on the street. Sure, we can allow that. I'll have to have like a, you know, a. skimitar in case a homeless guy comes around but some of those swords are called so it's a big curved swords that like saladine had

I don't have it over my head like it's Indiana Jones and you go don't enjoy the cookie but don't don't get any ideas we're not victims yeah that's what that's what so much to offer people yeah scimitar with every

you have a scimitar a scimitar with every new business yeah look I mean honestly if you're allowed to like cut someone's hand look we can import certain things like yeah you shop but for me I'll cut your hand off that's a nice policy not every policy you have is terrible

now I'm not saying that the cops should be able to do that but the business owner should be able to cut hands off and he's got to justify it and the cops should be like there should be a legal like thing where like the court like we're gonna it's not like it is now where if you do that

like it is stacked against you right and you'll never get away with it it shouldn't be quite like that but it should be a skeptic we should build a certain level of purposeful skepticism into our legal system but that doesn't mean that you're not allowed to do it but we do kind of go

like it's like one of these states are so eager to like have people killed for some reason and they go like no as long as you're in your house you can shoot people from your house or whatever they do in some of these states you can if you live near a public pool you can shoot at the pool I don't think that I don't want that

But I do think we should have a certain level of like, look, we're going to ask you some questions. And everyone's got cameras now. We're living in the age of cameras. If you don't have a functioning camera, he's thinking, if your camera, this is not Jeffrey Epstein. If your cameras isn't work, you're not allowed to kill. Right. Right. I think that is there a long, well.

Yeah, you got to make sure your cameras don't run out of batteries. Yeah. Because Jeffrey Epstein got killed when the cameras are malfunctioned. That's right. Okay. Wasn't sure you remember that. Jeffrey has seen with a financier

who had an island that lusted people the island is I guess the island did it that would be creepy that would be a cool kind of Kronenberg

yeah imagine if the island was just haunted yeah is that what we're supposed to believe haunted molestation island

that'd be a crazy that's why that's why he couldn't go the court you know that's why I had to kill him because the island just you know

couldn't defend itself couldn't speak but I don't know I mean So we want to sell cookies How much your cookies or your muffins are going to cost I want it I want I want this to be nostalgic I wanted to harken back to the old days

Where you could get something for five bucks No How about we mean into the fact that people charge A lot of money we make We charge 30 bucks I think we call it $30 dollar muffins. And I think that's the idea, right?

Mm-hmm. Or $20 muffin. 20 muffs. What we call it, Lucy's 20 muffs. And we don't mention the mad. No one knows what the mad line is. It's good because it is a mad line. That's just what you say.

What's so good about this muffin anyway? Well, it's actually based on a madline cookie. Oh, that does sound good. It does sound good, right? So that's the thing. That's what you, I'm a good marketer, even though I don't market this show at all. But, like, you know, the idea is that, like, you market is an expensive muffin.

Then people go, what's even so good about this muffin? And then you have to add as a one-two punch. Well, it's actually kind of like a Madeline cookie. Well, those are delicious. They sound at Starbucks. You don't know what they are a little bit. Right. There's soft cookies.

They taste like, you know, women's parts. Soft. Don't taste, they feel, whatever, you know. Don't get me, I'm sorry. What do you want to say? It tastes like, you know, you think of a better thing to say. Don't take, don't take these mevens on the subway, if you know what I mean. If you want me, if you want me to use different terminology, go into Patreon.

I can say whatever I want there, and they do. I say nasty stuff. I said nastiest things you could possibly think of on Patreon. I have to replace a few words on the fly here, you know, sometimes. You know, I feel like I've said a lot worse things at this hour. Whatever. What do you want me to do? Well, you want me to cut myself a hole in my heart and spill it out into the world?

That should kind of poetic. I should be a rapper, like 50 cents. Did we miss Iran? Do we miss those nuclear sites? I don't know. It seems like we might have. CNN is saying that we did. And then the White House is saying, well, you know what's interesting?

Yeah. Because CNN is saying every, and I remember reading this because I don't read it in the news or anywhere very often. Right. they're saying that the mainstream media outlets are saying every credible source and every credible intellectual in the national defense community is saying that we missed the targets yeah and then when you go to the white house website they're seeing in their dirty dogs I mean literally Trump is just dogging them out the same word what is the exact same language every credible source and every professional in the national security community is saying that these sites were totally destroyed. No, we have, we have actually gotten to the point. I thought it was hyperbole for a while.

I think it was. We've actually gotten to the point of subjective reality. Right. It just literally, like, facts don't matter at all. Like, barely at all. It's kind of interesting. I don't know how we're still operating the way we do. I mean, you could agree with Trump.

You could not agree with him. I disagree with a lot. of a lot of the things he says let's just say I don't know that anyone would agree with how he's I mean they do though this is like it just seems so haphazard the tariffs and then then this and nothing seems I mean it really rewrites economics for you a little bit because they go all businesses need a stability to operate they need to be able to forecast they're like I we're still doing fine and it's only been six months This is bad.

This is weird. It's weird, at least. I don't know what to think. It doesn't seem like a businessman would like these things. This is chaos. You think so. You know, like, I got to know how many. I mean, I can't buy a Switch, too, but I also couldn't buy a PS5.

So I don't tell you nothing. But there is a certain level of, like, you know, we have things. There are things on the horizon, perhaps, just as unpredictability. People don't know how many, you know, lean cuisine meals to import from China or whatever, you know. Or how many, what else comes from China? Sewing kits? And Amazon, I bought sewing kits off Amazon. I don't know how to sew.

I keep buying sewing kits, whatever. Santa Maria candles? Stanta Maria candles. How many Santa Maria candles do we need? I don't know. We're killing a lot of people. We're deporting people. Maybe we need less.

I'm just saying. Those people like Santa Maria candles, right? People are deporting. That's right. Yeah. Well, you know, the game has totally changed. Yeah. Because, like, yeah, like, you know, it used to be, you need a stability as, like, a precondition for making money.

Right. But now it's like there's kind of ways to, you know, people are just doing pump and dumb schemes. Sure. You know, it's like, there's ways to make money, even if everything's in chaos. You can sell your ass. You can sell that stanky ass. You know, or sell your matalong muffins. You can do dirty shit on only fans.

You can light people on fire and, like, outside of Coney Island and some. way you know it's all sorts of ways to get by in New America you know billionaires used to kind of feed their egos through these public works you know projects and stuff

but now that now they just challenge each other to dirty fist fights in the street yeah and you know they were a fight you're talking about like Zuckerberg and Bezos yeah it never happened

no it didn't yeah just a bunch of punks no but so whatever it does seem though like it does seem like Iran might be able to build a bomb which again I've said streaks to row now, cool. If they knew us, I'll have egg on my face.

That being said, I was against bombing their, you know, if they knew it's now, you can't blame me. I'm like, well, I advocated for it before we tried to bomb them. You don't agree. You think about you, you think, I won't, look, if they knew because I'll change,

I'll stop saying bully for them. I'll change my tune. I'll say I was wrong. How about that? eat crow. But I'm pretty sure they're not going to, you know, because you know what happened when they bombed us? We'd bomb them and they'd be gone. Right? Yeah.

Threes in a row. I don't even know. People get upset because like, you know, people, oh, he's like, there might be slightly defending Iran. I'm saying give Iran the bomb and no one picks this up. It's like, I mean, I'm not saying just, you know, be an edge lawyer or anything. But, you know, put his own judge report. Right. Com thinks I ran and just have the bomb. Help us out.

What do I got to do here? You know? What do we got to do is get the aggregators? I got I got sent a box of chocolate turtles. You know, whatever? Got to play ball. I got to play ball. So what's going on?

What is... What would an Iran war protest? And we did end up in some... With boots on the ground in Iran somehow. Yeah. Like, what would a protest of that look like now? You know, I remember going to Iraq war protests years ago. Did you ever go to an Iraq war protest?

No, I guess that's the reason it didn't work, I guess, because I didn't show up. Look, it may have, you being there, may have stepped things on. I would have to turn the tide? Maybe. Sorry, I didn't show up. I did say we shouldn't go. Your presence, you're always, you're always important. Look, I agree with that, but, you know, whatever.

Gone. You know, it's like the Lorax said. I don't know what the Lorax is. I don't read children's books. I'm sorry. Is that the thing on Sesame Street? Nothing will change. You know, not one thing will change

unless you show your ass. And now I said the Lorax. A Lorox, you smell like shit. Get back in the zoo. Fuck you Lorax. I can't. Well, this is something called a Lorax. You saw like something I should hunt in, like,

you know, in the Russian tundra. But whatever. I'm sorry, that was your, is that one of your prized books, the Lorax? What about the Indian in the cupboard? What do you say? Well, remember that, but I just love those books. I read all of them, all four of them. I think, I mean, unless they even made more or later on, they even made a movie

habit at some point. The Indian in the cover were my favorite books as a kid. Oh, yeah? As a young adult, even. Maybe, I don't know, you kid. It's just a kid. I mean, I wasn't 13 reading them. Bring up, bring it, look at the Indian in the cup.

This kid had a little plastic Indian, and he puts it in a little chest. They call it a cupboard, whatever And it becomes, that's the movie I don't want to see the move fine, whatever Hold on I want the book cover Yeah, the one with the brown The brown one, make that bigger

Yeah, that makes that nice I want to see this is what I loved As a kid, this book here, it's fine This is the Indian in the cupboard By Lynn Reed Bank And I don't know what was so fascinating about It's just you get plastic Indian And there's a little toy store

I get it, you imagine those guys coming to life I remember there was a picture of them eating beans and eggs, but he got a spoonful of eggs and beans and he gave it to the because it was a cowboy too. And then it's just, they're feasting on a big spoonful of eggs and beans. I'm like, this is great.

This is what children's books used to be, like young adult books were. Not like, you know, girls humping vampires. That's what's wrong in this country. It's a beast of believe in something. Oh, I'm sorry, what's that called the Native American, the proud Native American in the cupboard? I mean, he talked about his people in the long house.

He's like, I don't live in a teepee, I live in a long house, you dumb, angry bastard. But they call them an Indians, so they're mad. I don't know. People just can't get over things. Whatever. What am I supposed to do? I'm supposed to get on the cross myself, like Christ, like Christ, like Christ 2.0? We need your blood.

I'll fall off to, the cross will topple over. Top heavy. His cross is top heavy. I'm just imagining. I'm imagining it happening. during the part, like, you know, where they, where they spear at his rib. Yeah. It just topple on top of them. It spuffles over and it pales him.

Oh, oh, oh, give me a sponge for the vicar, please. Spence for the vicar, please. I'm dying here. That's the kind of pain and humiliation that could really make the prophecy come true, you know? Which prophecy? What's the Star Wars one? You know, because, like, you're always, have you ever heard, like, there's like a philosophical kind of reading on the crucifixion

where, like, you know, the pain. and the pain is part of the prophecy being fulfilled. You're talking about the movie Heat. The action is the juice. That's what you're thinking of. And Tom Seismore than he grabs a kid. There's a human shield. RIP.

What's his name of that movie? Do you remember? I forget. That was a great scene though. It's good. Anyway, anything to add or? Thank you so much for tuning in. And remember, subscribe to the show so we can keep

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