Kump - Ep. 219 Bob Vylan Deported?
Episode Date: July 4, 2025Ray celebrates the 4th of July with a look at the Bob Dylan/Bob Vylan mix-up, Zionist fences, and what counts as “punk” in 2025. Also: U.S. visa freakouts, psyop lyricism, Gaza breadlines, the ret...urn of Big Beautiful Bill, and the death of Michael Madsen.Plus: Should Ray lie about being at the Freak Off for podcast clout?🎧 Get bonus episodes every week: patreon.com/raykump
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Welcome to Kump.
We're looking at Bob Dylan in what is a kind of surprising turn.
I've always thought he was more of a folk singer, but I guess he got into hot water this week over this controversy with, I guess he was chanting death to the IDF.
I thought he was Jewish.
Well, I guess he could be Jewish.
No, no, Bob Dylan is Jewish.
He is.
Okay.
Yeah, not every Jewish person supports the IDF.
No, no, no, this isn't Bob Dylan.
This is Bob Villain.
okay so
right okay so Bob villain is
it's not not the same as Bob
it's a different thing
these are two different artists
okay because I'd seen this guy
I didn't think I mean I thought maybe he was related
obviously I thought there's like a prodigy
where this guy was like
where this guy was like the hype guy
remember like prodigy had this guy
singing but then you know the guy going
yeah fire stata I thought he was like
the Bob Dylan guy like a new hype guy
he's like you know death to the IDF you
times they are changing hey brother you know you know Bob Dylan famously actually wrote a Zionist song
called neighborhood bully I didn't read the message but he also he also sells fences now so I mean
like you know he's things have changed with the Bob Dylan situation the times are always
changing or my or actually maybe that clears things up did is is Bob villain the guy who makes
the fences is that why because it doesn't seem like Bob Dylan oh you're
like a poet and like a you know what they call him like a folk man and like you're all right brother
hey brother hey don't get me the military in vietnam and then like oh buy my fences at loz or
whatever it's just but like is it so is this the guy you can't buy his fences at lows okay these
are bespoke beautiful fences so the fences for rich so the fences for rich people okay so but that is
bob dillon this is bob villain we're looking at but bob villain who makes the fences
Bob Dylan makes sense
Okay
All right
I thought maybe like
Oh like
Bob Villan's day job
Was like doing fences
And that was causing
This confusion for the past few years
But Bob Dylan
The Fokeman does do
Fences
Okay
Happy Fourth of July
By the way
This is from the Glastonbury Festival
I think I remember
You know
The White Stripes playing there
Or something
You're telling me
Oh this is the most important
Festival somewhere
I don't know
Woodstock to me
That's big right
Woodstock was huge
This is all nothing to me
What strikes me is eyes
When people try to act tough
When they're the
When they're when they when they when they when they when they you know
Oh my tough like a rapper
There's been examples probably
I'm not going to deign to choose which ones
Where some of these guys actually are
Just as hard as the random
Unknown Drug Lord with the gun
Right
I think for the most part this is all an act
With these guys like you're even
if you're from a tough area, you're the guy
doing rhyming poetry to a
beat. Like, you shouldn't, like,
you shouldn't be the guy going, like,
we're not pacifist, punk.
I mean, the sex pistols, didn't
like Sid Vicious kill his wife?
And then, like, you know, OD with,
like, like, shooting up, like, Drano
or something? I'm just saying,
like, I'm not, no, it doesn't
do with pacifism, I guess, one way or the other,
but, like, you know, you're trying to
oh, we're scary guys.
Hey, brother, I'm scary. I'm not, I'm not, I'm not
the pacifist punk brava it just seems like you know it's kind of a mixed message don't try
intimidating me by being out of breath and like you know and dancing yeah but these are the
least we'll get through a couple more clips because this is the this is just him being a windbag
it's also all a little bit like i don't know it's all just a little bit too direct for my taste like
i feel like if you if you want to be the edgy like punk guy he should have just come into the
concert on a paraglider yeah oh that would look that he could is on that i mean that's interesting
So, like, just go, like, hey, you think Palestine, I'm going to show you the worst things that they, you know, like, yeah.
Like, he's trying to, he's, like, out there because the way he's saying he isn't punk.
With a, what do you call it, a sice or a, yeah, yeah, in his hand?
Like, yeah, because he's like, oh, hey, the good people don't do it.
He should be like, I don't give his shit.
Yeah, I'm paraglider.
Yeah.
And they throw the babies in the oven.
Like stuff like that
Just play into it
That would be punk
I don't know what punk is
Like beyond we're just awful weird psychopaths on stage
Pissing ourselves
If you walk on stage and you piss your pants
And then you shit in your pants
That's punk rock
This whole thing of like
Hey and also the Federal Reserve shouldn't do this
Like I don't that's that's that's Bob Dylan's stuff
That's a guy who makes fences
Like songs like that
You know
Hey Mr. Tambourine
Man by this friend's from me
And in the jingle jingle
Mourning
You gotta tighten that bolt
We're saying
We should listen
Honestly we should listen to Bob Dylan Zionist
song on the comp dump sometimes
Yeah the comp dump
We've been speaking of that
On the Patreon we have the cum dump
But we can't play
I can play some of this
Because it's not
You know this is not from the
From the Bob villain album
I guess.
I can't just go plain,
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Back to Bob Villain.
I prefer Kanye.
I mean, if you're going to go that rude, I prefer Kanye.
Kanye slaps.
This doesn't slap.
But the IDF, if you don't know, is the Israeli army.
Who wouldn't know that?
It just seems like a thing you would say,
like, it doesn't seem to have an argument.
I just don't like it.
I really, just aesthetically, like,
I don't really like this whole thing
where you're saying kind of lame songs the entire time.
And then in between, you'll do these kind of, like, edgy speeches.
Oh, is he?
Like, I just incorporated it into the music.
Oh, okay.
I thought this was the music.
I've never heard Bob Billen.
I think this is just something he's doing on the fly.
Okay, so the rest of the time he's doing like Blink 182 covers or something.
Like, you know, and this is growing up.
Yeah, interesting.
This is, like, I mean, you could say, well, you did the military, sure.
It just seems like a weirdly unspecific.
Not unspecific.
I mean, we all get why.
It's just, I wouldn't be surprised when you're,
chanting, you know, it just does seem like you're getting into the territory of like,
hey, like, you know, I don't know what you call that, inciting, whatever.
Yeah, it's like, it's like inciting violence, but it's like, it's also doing it and like,
you're doing it in kind of like the exact kind of way where you could just,
be like be the most dismissable, like make your cause look the worst it could look
to the extent that Bob villain could do anything.
Like I'm not saying this is a war, like worst thing.
Some would argue October 7th made them look worse.
Whatever.
I'm just saying, but the extent that Bob Villain has a impact on this,
this is the worst thing Bob Villain could have done.
Right.
To help Palestine.
Like, it's not, I can't really get mad about it because, like, the IDF,
we were talking about this before.
Like, the IDF, it is a military force.
Sure.
You know, it, they're.
Yeah, no, I don't know.
Like, they're going to go pull his, like, visa or whatever from.
America. I guess he has an American visa.
I do think they've committed some
atrocious war crimes
in the course of all this.
No, the IDF.
Oh, yeah, okay, yeah.
No, look, it seemed
I don't know if anyone's alive anymore.
Yeah.
I mean, it's really, it does seem like
a very bad situation.
I think the outrage of this
as opposed to, like,
yeah, I just don't, how many people
are in Gaza is like 20 million and like
they're just bombing a little time and like
there's no one, there's any buildings left?
bread line people are getting killed in bread lines
they authorized
it came out that the
generals or whoever
the authority told the soldiers to shoot
people online for food
that came out I'm not just making
that that was reported
right yeah
no I saw a video of it honestly
it's actually one of the more hellish things I've ever seen in my life
people are like people are just starving
people just kind of rushing towards this really
contained area to get some food
and then just screaming and running away.
Yeah.
People are,
people firing into the crowd.
I mean, imagine just instead of doing this,
just you saying that on stage.
Right.
And like, nothing solves anything.
I'm not saying like anything.
Oh, you would shame them into stopping it.
But I mean, just not.
That's, oh, so like you just,
it almost seems engineered.
Right.
It almost seems like, hey,
how do we get people to not like the got Palestine?
Palestinians and not care about Gaza.
Well, I get that, you know, on one level, the reaction seems over, like a misappropriate, a misaligned outrage.
But I don't, accidents don't happen that much.
Everything's planned.
Yeah.
I used to be like, hey, it's all, no one's controlling everything.
And it's just, it's a lot of competing interests.
And, you know, it's like, yes, because what we call conspiracy is, there's a lot of, you know,
the media is not real right yeah but like it's not all just like some you know
ahs behind the curtain kind of thing but maybe it is because it doesn't nothing like why would
this work why would this be a good idea yeah the whole thing does just kind of seem kind
of fake right yeah like it's it's just who is this fake punk right who's doing like fake i've never
heard music that sounds like this in any
genre? Yeah, it's like, it's like
Irish, like, uh, river dancing
or something. Irish river
dancing rap punk. Yeah.
Well, I was on the path to kill
money.
It's like, I'm a
brother. He had another
one where he was, uh,
it's like a weird, it's like a weird
merger of, of a kid rock
aesthetic with Bob Marley.
It's just, it's just bad rage against the
machine. And you could already rage
you know, the commies,
and I'm sure people will say that.
And they are,
I mean, they didn't deny it,
but like,
that music was at least good.
Mm-hmm.
It was good,
me,
had good, cool lyrics.
Like,
I want to be Jackie Onassis.
I want to wear a pair of dachshundrum glasses.
This is all just,
I have the country.
And he's just looking,
oh, you want your country back.
Boo-hoo.
It's like, it just seems like.
His voice is cracking.
Yeah.
All nerdy.
Because he knows.
He didn't write these things,
probably.
I mean, it's my guess.
My guess is that's, you know,
some,
I don't know which intelligence.
organization wrote this
for him to say
yeah
it just
it's not because no one would think
these things it's just they're so trite
they're so but also so
it's like they're so
provoking of like not hate
not hate in the way they're talking about
but I hate like I hate this
I hate like you want the out
you want to focus the outrage
you want people to be mad at things that have nothing to do with the
real thing. That's like
number one in power.
Being in power number one. It's not about
making people feel better about what's
going on. It's about getting them
mad at something slightly adjacent
to what's going on. That's such a good
point. It's like, you know,
it's like, it's just like
it's the idea of
like if you were, if you were
mad about this bombing and Iran, you would
get, you know, you would get people
oh, they're actually
they're talking about, they might put
they might take over Arby's right I don't know
once I get into specifics my mind falls apart
Arby's in Iran I don't know you but you help me
out maybe is there a better well yeah I mean
what's interesting about this to me is that
something kind of similar happened yeah not that long
ago there was a band I don't I have I've never heard this
band I don't even remember their name or what kind of music
they do but like they they got do they don't sell fences
they don't sell fences
I don't think not yet they're not at that stage of their career yet
they haven't really blown up enough to do that sure who has besides
villain Dylan Dylan Dylan Dylan
this is Bob villain okay okay yeah but they were cut from a festival for saying
something like and like something way more innocuous than death to the IDF you know like
it was it was like it was I think they literally just said free pass
Palestine or something.
Right.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And they got like cut from a from the performance.
Yeah.
And that seemed more like an organic thing.
Right.
And it feels like a weird kind of like variation.
Say-up on this.
No.
Thank you for because honestly, because I know I really, now you say that, I realize that,
I realize that like it might have sounded like I was saying that you have to make like
some kind of really like insightful, like, you know, anti-war, like, you know, poet, you
you know, a ton-tone.
Right.
Like, no, I'm not, that's not the bar.
But it's just like, you know, but yeah, it's going, hey, free Palestine.
It's like, because artists do what they do.
Right.
You know, typically.
You know, a singer knows how to take words and mash them up.
You know, look at the cat.
I'm also swinging the bat.
You know, like, it's just, you know, they're not really, when you get into that, you know,
getting good at music, but also, like, and you pursue any art, you don't really tend to, like,
immerse yourself in geopolitics.
Right.
So no one's really looking, you know, I'm not looking for a geopolitical analysis from Sting.
People get mad when you shoot horn it in.
But the point is like there's a certain, it's just kind of, you know, when someone's
trite, I don't get like, oh, what are you doing?
It's just, there's a certain, it's a, it's more like this just seems like bait.
Like I'm being baited.
Mm-hmm.
Right?
Like, like a troll.
right you know what I mean
yeah for sure yeah
now everybody is talking about this like
kind of shitty artist
whether or not he should be able to come to the you
I obviously think he should be able to come
like you know he has the right
I do think he is the right to say what he says
well here's the thing I was thinking about this because
he was to be clear like
he did this song
a lot of controversy
and then in response
the U.S.
revoked his visa
Right.
Well, she wasn't in America.
This was in Britain, but he had an active visa in the U.S.
Yeah, like really immediate response.
Right.
Now, people would argue, even if it was slightly different facts that, like, well,
just because he attacked America or a policy, right?
You go, oh, you know, you should be able to criticize America and sell up his visa.
And, like, I might not agree with that anymore.
just because, like, you know, we are starting to look like punks
and not this kind of punk.
If you, you know, oh, we're going to kick people out
for, you know, disagreeing with us.
I'm not saying, he's a visa.
You know, he's not a citizen or anything.
Or, you know, he's not even a resident.
I'm just saying it's like, you know,
what other country are you allowed to say,
hey, the king of, you know, if you would,
if you said something bad with the king of Thailand,
you would be like a mob would form and attack you.
Right.
Even in Thailand.
They love their king.
Well, he's the old king.
And if you, like, if you, like,
if you were talking smack about, you know, like, not every country, obviously, but a lot of, you would not be welcome.
Why do we, we don't have to welcome everyone in open arms.
But then I remember, did he didn't say anything about America?
Mm-hmm.
He's talking about Israel.
It seems like a weird over, I get, I get it, there are our ally, but like, has there ever been an ally of any country that was this much of an ally?
It just seems a bit, like, a bit, like, is ally the right word?
Yeah.
I don't know.
It seems like something else.
We're not treating Israel like they're our ally.
We're treating them like they're our wife.
Yeah.
You can't talk shit about our wife.
Like when a country Congress, they're ally?
Like, where's it end?
Where's the ally thing end?
Right.
Like, you know, I don't know.
I mean, I don't think he was even barred from Israel.
Maybe he was.
Did Israel have a focus visa?
To be fair, maybe he didn't apply for one.
Yeah.
I don't know
It seems like a bit like
That would be funny if he tried to play as real after that
I mean I wouldn't be surprised at all
That's the bet that will probably happen
Netanyat will probably you know
Have him do a festival there
Right
And you know
This is this is the way of the world
It all seems random
And it will never make sense to you
And it will only get worse
But you know happy 4th July by the way
Does I mention I think it did
Oh that's right
yeah this is uh you mean we're released this tonight you know it's you know on the eve of of our
independence and things are growing great things i think if you know when when they when who signed
that document was a lincoln who signed the declaration lincoln and and and fDR i think i think when they
signed the declaration and they said this is you know anyone go to the hell uh this is what they
envisioned just really just like a a wonderful um i don't know what you call it just like a like a
what would you how would you describe america in 2025 hmm messy very messy very very ratchet
it is we are kind of getting ratchet yeah and uh yeah look it's no one ever promised you it was
going to be good, except
for that stupid Statue of Liberty thing.
Oh, give me your poor, you're tired.
Even that didn't really promise anything.
It was more just like, come here, come to mama.
Come here, baby.
Maybe you can dye in a shirt in a shirt factory.
Fire.
I mean, that was also written, wasn't that written in like 1905?
You could die a typhus under my armpit.
And come in, you go homestead for us.
Well, you can get slaughtered by some Indians, we pissed.
off.
I'm going to sex traffic you.
Hey, you know what?
Where are you from?
Ireland?
Great.
He's what I want you to do.
I want you to go out to like Arizona and like set up like some shops out there.
And there's these Indians that we like, we kept like promises and stuff and take it
away.
You know, and then, you know, and so they're pretty mad.
But just, you know, just good luck.
Oh, your honor.
That's great.
Here's a billy club.
You're, you're going to sleep in a rat-infested building and you're going to, you know, police.
Vote to harmony.
You're describing me.
Wait, I think you're describing gangs in Europe now.
Junkie Riley.
And then you're going to steal a body from the morgue and the elements of whatever.
Well, they do, they grave rob this.
What do they kill some guys and they rob their graves?
What happened in that movie?
there's some of injures
Honestly I always forget
I pretty much always forget every part of that movie
No matter how many times I watch it
Except for the part where Bill the butcher
Yeah
Throws that axe
Right the guy
That's amazing
This boy has no hot
What is that accent
Like humiliates him verbally
But then then throws an axe on him
You're a murderous raging you boy
Um
I don't think how much better would Bob Villain be
If it was Daniel de Lewis
as Bill the Butcher
screaming whatever he wants
honestly
that the idea of you know
don't you know
something about alpacas
that would be honestly
that's a great idea
for a hype man
yeah
a hype man who's just
Bill the butcher
was just did
exactly
can you imagine
I mean I don't think he would come out
for Trump
I'm just guessing
but can you imagine
if Trump brought out
Daniel Day Lewis
as Bill the butcher
to promote his new
I don't know if he's past it yet
but the big, what's he called
the big beautiful bill?
Yeah.
It sounds like a porn thing,
a porn category.
But, you know,
oh, this is a good tact.
I mean, I'm doing an Irish accent.
This is how a build-up, but sure was.
But, you know, get a picture of him up.
Just the people who haven't seen gangs in New York.
I forget.
It's down to the 30-year-old movie.
Not every young person has seen it.
Oh, Michael Madsen's dead.
I love Michael Madd.
I know he had, you might have had a troubled,
uh, whatever.
But he was Michael Madison was great in a lot of things not he might have been bad on a lot of things too
This is this is this is build a butcher
Just so people know that's that that that this is the guy who they based and uh Abraham Lincoln on
In that movie uh, uh, yeah, I don't know. I mean, it's just uh do you so what I mean because what if we don't if we allow him to like
What what what you think should get your visa taken away
I think committing crimes
I do think kind of maybe inciting violence
against the country or against people in the country
Right that could be bad
No it's complicated
A foreign
A foreign military force
Here's the thing I feel like if he said that to the Marines
We would put them up in a four-star hotel
Right
You know we would have been like here here's some Medicaid
And you know
here's uh you're gonna be thinking at the plaza i know you thought this is like disabused hotels no here's
the we're at the plaza you know and uh it's true we love that shit we love we like someone who messes
with us a little bit we love we just love taking it on the chin yeah lately uh yeah so
good humored people we really are we really we we we we we we care more about our friends
than we do us which i find interesting we're we we're just america that should be america's
like new tagline we're just we're the best friend
we're just the best friend you could possibly have
you know
like you go over someone's house
and they just spend the whole night like
you know making nachos for everybody
and you know and getting everyone's sodas
and hopefully you enjoy it oh you're enjoying the game
the big game
hey anyone want me to order some pizzas
that's what America is now
I love my friends
you know
oh man
what uh speaking of
just being a good friend
Puff Daddy
I keep saying Puff Daddy
I keep saying Pop Daddy, but that's outdated, right?
What does he go by?
Sean Cohn.
What's the St. Sean?
That's his name, but the Pete Ditty is the more current version, right?
Or just Diddy?
That's right.
He's a good friend of yours, huh?
I've never met the man.
You're really excited about this.
I don't, why are you doing?
I mean, I don't, I mean, I don't know.
I mean, what, you accuse me of being a freak-offs?
What is this?
I mean, I'm not even sure if I should deny.
I mean, I haven't, but I mean, like, you know,
Do you think it would be good on on actually that's a good question.
Yeah.
Just given our current situation.
If it came out that you had been at the freakoffs.
I mean, like, I'm married to you mean.
That you had been.
That's what you're referring to.
Yeah.
That's our situation.
Yeah.
In our current like, you know, podcasting situation.
Okay.
We have our, you know, we have our little corner.
Sure.
Yeah.
But it's.
You call it that?
Like.
It became as I was at the freak.
off.
Yeah, that you, that you performed at the freak off.
I performed at the freak, where it performed what, like podcasting or comedy or some sort
or I performed sex?
Freak off duties.
Like, like, sex stuff, okay.
Yeah, covering yourself in the baby oil.
Right.
Getting penetrated.
Okay.
That kind of thing.
Sure.
I'd be getting penetrated.
So you put me in a women's position.
Well, we're in the men degraded too, to some extent.
I think some, I think there were some men who, but I don't, yeah.
I'm not sure if they were penetrated, maybe.
I didn't read every detail.
You tell me, but okay, go on, though.
But, you know, all kinds of things.
Yeah.
Do you think that it would overall hurt us or help us?
Well, yeah, I mean.
Should we start this rumor, I guess, is what I'm asking.
I look, I don't know that like two years after this came comes out or whatever it is, right, a year and a half.
uh to finally to finally try to glom onto it um it might be too late we're always too late
to these things these friends i should have i should have come out you were talking about i mean
should i've tried to falsely testify in court against like diddy i'm not sure i mean i'm willing to
go down this route but what exactly are you saying what do you envision like i i say that i was
covered in baby oil and like and pop tarts and made to and trafficked over state lines or just that i was
you know, just, you know, hey,
I was at that party. It was pretty
fun. This is what I'm imagining.
Yeah. I'm imagining you as kind of
like a cat, you're kind of counter signaling
the other stuff. You're kind of,
you're going out and you're going, you know,
I was, I did all of the things these women
did. I got covered in the baby
oil. I got covered in the Pop-Dart
crumbs. But I liked it. But I
thought it was hilarious. I thought
it was hilarious. I thought it was like a
a Nathan Fielder thing.
Like a big prank show. I
I thought I was on punked, but I was like, well, but I get the punk.
I get it.
So, I mean, I'm, like, you know, even I'm not like part of it, I'm part of it.
I got, when they go, I was, I was so preoccupied with not, like, being surprised when he yelled punk.
Remember next thing, country would come out and go, you're pumped.
And everyone was like, oh, my God.
Yeah.
I wanted to be the guy going, I know the whole time.
But then, but then I realized that, you know, I was so preoccupied with that, like, I didn't stop being part of the freak off.
right right something like that yeah i mean it could be good for the show i don't i don't know if it's a good
if the timing's right though we need to find we need to just like investing we need to find situations
like this earlier and lie about them more yeah then um but he's been you know bearing the lead
of it he's been acquitted of the major charges that's right he still faces 20 years uh but strong
Combs acquitted on top charges
but wait sentencing for
transporting prostitutes
so there's a man act I was reading
about this there's a man act and
if he
had just paid these people to have
sex for money
it would have been like a
misdemeanor or something you know maybe
a year in jail
but there's a man acting where
you're basically not allowed to
arrange a flight or something for
you know I think it tends to be more for pimps
and traffickers, which he was accused of, but he was acquitted of that.
But somehow he was also charged for just transporting.
It seems almost like they anticipated maybe he wouldn't, I don't know.
Right.
It seems like, wouldn't this be trafficking?
Like he's, wouldn't transporting prostitutes be trafficking?
Yeah, I would think that it would be.
I mean, I guess it's a separate charge, but it just seems odd.
Like, what, what kind, I mean, I guess there is an answer probably of what constitutes
he's trafficking.
I thought it was just moving people around for the purpose of, you know, whatever this is.
I guess if you have a driver, if you have a driver as a prostitute, it wouldn't be fair
to charge that guy as like the same way you would charge some pimp.
Yeah, he just, he just drove you.
Right, it's a good point.
Well, yeah, that's a good point.
But I don't, I don't think, I don't think, well, the same way, I don't think a pilot would be
charged if he got her, if we got our first class ticket.
Like a charge of airline pilot.
That'd be hilarious.
Like, you're in jail.
And, you know, and they were like, oh, what'd you do?
Like, oh, I burned down an arcade and everyone's dead.
Oh, it's nasty.
You're a nasty guy.
What'd you do?
She's an airline pilot.
I guess there was, I guess did he have some girl in the flight?
She was a hooker, huh?
She said he drugged her.
I mean, I was flying.
I was on a layover to Dallas.
It doesn't seem right
So no, I agree
It's murky, seems murky
They tried to make this guy
Like he was the Epstein of
Of entertainment
Maybe he was
I don't know
Read some of this, I guess
What was it else?
Sean Combs, the hip-hop mogul
Who crafted a business empire
Around his personal brand
Was convicted on Wednesday
Of transporting prostitutes
To participate in his drug-fueled
Sex Marathons
But acquitted a racketeer and
I mean, he wouldn't be out of breath, you know,
just dancing around for two seconds, you know, two minutes.
I bet not.
People, we used to do cardio in his country.
The Combs 55 still faces a potential sentence of as much as 20 years in prison.
He and his lawyers were jubilant after the acquittals on more severe charges
and an indictment that accused the fame producer of coercing women into unwanted sex
with male prostitutes aided by a team of pliant employees.
What is pliant me?
Like, like, malleable, like...
Yeah, like compliant, right?
I mean, I feel like it's just one of those things, you know?
Um, yeah, I don't know.
But what struck me, I guess, maybe, because we go, well, yeah, he got lesser charges.
But they're not releasing him is why it seems weird, so weird to me.
It's not just that they charge it with lesser charges.
Maybe they should have put this up front.
It's more that like, they're, they're, he, they deny them bail.
And I was like, yeah, that's, you know, no, they said.
Like, all right, he's a rich guy, I guess.
flight risk whatever uh and then after you know these just this verdicts came out the judge
apparently said well i don't see any you know why this changes anything so no more no bail until
august i mean he's gonna have like a someone like here remote hearing in like next week or
something i'm not team ditty i don't know i'm just it just seems the whole thing just seems
uh straight i don't know um i mean he's been accused of very bad things yeah right like i was
scolded for, like, being confused about it before.
Because, like, you don't know how bad this is?
Like, I don't.
I mean, but, like, I don't follow court cases well enough.
I really should.
I always forget to.
Honestly, happened with O.J.
It happens to everything.
I always forget, like, oh, O.J., wow, that's crazy.
The chase.
This is crazy.
What a wild thing.
And then they got them?
Oh, wow, he's going to be a trial?
Cool.
And then the trial happens.
And, like, I don't, and like, and like, for weeks, I just think we're all like, wow,
it's a trial.
I wonder what's happening.
But people are watching it all day.
But the Johnny Depp won.
And I'm always like, and like in the day before the verdict comes out, I become aware that like I'm the only one not like, you know, basically ready to jump into the juror.
Right.
You know, like everyone knows all the facts for me.
It just seems like it seems like a weird thing to know everything about.
Yeah, I think I saw one video that seemed to show, you know, a woman getting beaten up.
But I can't, I can't really say.
I don't remember if it was Diddy or if it was somebody else.
I don't mean like Diddy specifically.
I mean just a trial because like it's like getting all this knowledge and then go
and now 10 people random people are going to vote on it.
Like oh, oh, you can't do anything with the info.
Yeah.
Like unless you were a juror.
Right.
It just seems enraging.
It's the most, it's the most annoying thing to do.
It's just like learning much of facts.
And go now 10 people are going to, you know, decide his fate.
It's become kind of a new American pastime, too.
Like, all of these freaks.
The freak off people?
No, not the freak off people, but these absolute freaks who want to, like, who actually
want to go to celebrity trials like this.
Right.
Who want to go and watch them.
Well, apparently Kanye got turned away.
He tried to, you know, which I honestly, it's like.
Well, is he going because he's a friend of ditties or?
I never got to, I mean, I, look, it's, I don't want to fall into the trap of like, well,
no, they're, they're East Coast.
She's one of that crap.
I mean, you know, but I guess Kanye is, he's.
He's part of Jay Z's crew and their East Coast.
But the point is, like, you know,
who know, they're all rich people and I'm not one.
They all have much more in common.
So, you know, it's like seeing a wrestler and be like,
oh, I thought the Undertaker wasn't friends with Paul Kogan.
Like, I don't know.
Maybe.
I think he just wanted to go because it was a big event and he figured he's Kanye West.
But, you know, it's like, look, I get it.
He's not making friends, you know, out there with his music.
But, I mean, you know, I think, I think Kanye has earned the right to be at a trial.
if he wants to
He's a big
He's a big time celebrity
You can take away his shoe deal
But still
Well then watch a trial
And he's schmuck and watch a trial
Seems odd
But leave him as dignity
Right
It's just like
Wait, you want to make another song
It's like you know
I'm saying
Yeah
I want my kids back
And they're going to Puffy's trail
So what is
I think that song counts as emo
By the way
I think it's part of the emo
genre
fine it's a bit you know we can't we're not allowed to not we're not not just sing the words
uh you know if i was bob villain i could sing whatever i want apparently oh no i guess he's not
about there either he's he's getting that guy i mean what you when did he join the friggin
c a whatever you think are these people all just partisan like you know
like everyone but me get get get get get like you know paid by the government they're like
being agitator i feel like that's the case i feel like i'm being gangstock constantly by facts
it's kind of funny to watch the quality of sciop art like go down right yeah we used to like know how to do it in this country
even in hindsight it looks like oh like McCarthyism looked like such a hack job and at the time people were whipped up into a frenzy over it
and like you know the whole you know and there was some like a whole there was some cool stuff that happened and then bob dillan was out there going like a hurricane oh the cops his brain right whatever
You know, it's just, the whole thing just felt like there was something, there was a mythos to America.
Like the people who would write this stuff for an artist.
Right.
Would themselves be, like, versed in, like, the whole history of, like, art and, and poetry and stuff?
Right.
Because their dad ran, like, the record industry or whatever.
And, like, you know, and they're working at Langley, like, you know, typewriter.
And they got to watch this schmuck.
We're going to make this guy.
This guy makes fences.
We're going to turn him into, like, a folk guy.
I'm like, oh, all right.
I don't know we're fighting communism.
What is this?
Oh, man.
So, yeah, it's just, it's an interesting, it's an interesting point you make.
And now they're all just like, now, now all of the sciop writers are just lazy.
Yeah.
They're just, no, the quality of like, you know, um, whatever you want to call that, man, you know, the, the, the skill of which they manufacture consent has gone down drastically.
yeah um they don't even try anymore i mean it's sort of the iraq war they're just like oh
this yellow cake uranium and all the shit they're like wow this is gonna be well i mean you
wouldn't lie i mean we're gonna know in like two weeks when we invade so i mean it's
like no one took their word for it person they kind of did eventually because like i guess
i guess you wouldn't lie this much and then no one even tried to fake the weapons being i've mentioned
you know a few times in recent it's i feel like that bears a little repeating sometimes
I don't know
that they don't even care
They don't even care
They don't even care to fake it
And just I mean you know
But whatever
You know
We got big beautiful bill
That's nice
Yeah
No uh
No tax on tips
Is that is that actually in it
Are you sure
You should have sent it
And remove that
Hopefully
What is the thing
What is this is this is the
Is this just a budget bill
Or is this something specific
I know it's a
I know there's a lot of stuff in it,
but is this part of like the annual budget thing?
Or is this?
No,
but I guess not.
I guess it's like a separate.
This is kind of like a tax reform bill.
It's like it's cementing in the 27 tax cuts,
which I think all went to like five guys.
Right.
It was like,
you know,
like five people benefited from that.
Right.
And,
but now they get,
they get the benefits forever.
I might, I, we should have an accountant on and just, you know,
throw things at them.
Definitely.
I would love to.
throw things out on accountant um why
read the why it matters who what did axiote even come from i mean they've been around for a while
now but they seem to come out of nowhere these things always come out of nowhere where does
anyone come from why can't i come out of nowhere
oh it's just i can't read with yeah it's a massive victory for speaker mike johnson
who was able to flip dozens of members who had initially threatened to vote no as well as for
Trump and Senate Republicans.
The bill passed.
It's a victory because no one wanted this.
It's a massive victory because it's actually something that like a lot, almost everyone
hated and we did it anyway.
I mean, not inexplicable reasons, but like.
We just wedged it in there.
Yeah.
It's like, it's what I'm saying.
It's like, where's even like, I mean, I know I'm not like an idiot.
I know like, oh, we want small government is a lie or we want, you know, whatever
anyone when we want to cut taxes or do whatever it's always a lie but it just seems like
they're burning people are burning their political identities for like one thing and like short-term
gains now in a way like where you the way like like like when you wait what's that expression
about the titanic what you're burning deck chairs on titanic or whatever rearranging deck chairs
on the titanic okay i'm thinking the thing where you take the stuff and you're burning it like
you you're taking the things from the train and you're burning into the fuel but like then you know
mean it's not like a meme where you take where you're like you're on a train but you're
fuel the coal it's the old trains where you have fire that you feel like it's cold yeah
what are those trains steam and you're burning and you're taking pieces of the train and using
it the fuel can you help me now can you meet me halfway I have no idea I don't know where
you're what you want to meet you is is that really that crazy maybe it is I thought I was being
more poetic in my head this podcast is very different
So what's going on between the lines?
The House floor again came to its standstill overnight
while House leaders continued negotiations.
In the end, Fitzpatrick was the only Republican to vote
with all Democrats and opposition.
This is the media.
This is the news about this.
And it just seems like it's a procedural story
about how, like, how a couple.
No one's going like, hey, so here's the deal.
Here's what's in the goddamn bill.
Okay, so here's something.
The details.
The bill makes permanent Trump's 2017 tax cuts and adds additional tax benefits, including
eliminating taxes on tips and overtime and giving a temporary tax deduction for all six, for all,
for those 65 and older.
It makes significant changes to Medicaid, including imposing work requirements and reducing
federal cost sharing with states.
But I mean, oh, yeah, I saw a guy, um, uh, talking about that part.
he was talking about all these like montana medical facilities that are going to
kind of get messed up by it like okay but this is montana just rich people now
like 10 cattle for guys would be like oh this isn't cattle what they do it like it's all just
bunkers for like you know guys like you know warm buffets isn't it i guess montana might be a bad
example but oh oh you know we think it's a bunch of like hobos who like got off the train in
Montana, it's like, it's, it's guys
who are Palantir and
and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, you know,
squiggle box is actually worse than Palantir. They, they, they're just,
they just design, uh, you know, video games that, uh, give you, uh, make you
hit your wife. It's like, they, they, squiggle box invents A.R,
AR, like, you know, augmented reality glasses that end, like,
with these games where you're putting doing boxing, but it's like,
uses AI tracking to find your wife.
so it leads you to like go in the other room
and see you're when and you think your wife's like you know
like you're Muhammad Ali and she's George Foreman
and you take it off like oh damn you squiggle box
and then anyway the point is that guy
the CEO of that company
is the mayor of Montana or the governor
I wonder if we'll see that as like a murder defense
in the future your honor
I was in augmented reality
my reality was augmented your honor
I mean that is kind of
Isn't that there's some sci-fi thing
Where that's kind of a thing isn't it
Where some guy thinks he's doing one thing
But then it turns out you know
I was what he says
Oh yeah that was a black mirror episode
I think like he was like the pig
The pig was good
The rest was crap
Like hey
Black mirror was the best sci-fi show
Ever when it was just like a guy calls up
The fucking President of England or whatever
He's like bang this pig
or a ruin your country.
It's like, all right.
Yeah, I mean, that show,
instead of being sci-fi,
that show should have just been
like a, just a bunch of,
the West Wing.
One-off episodes about weird blackmail.
Yeah, honestly, it's in the name.
Black Mirror, just called Black Mirror Mail
or something.
It would have been so much better.
It's like, oh, and the new,
because you know, they make these big events, right?
Like the new season of Stranger Things
or what's the one squid game?
Yeah.
Black Mirror, season two,
see the trailer and it's like,
hello,
is this Angela Merkel?
You better,
you better have sex with a gorilla.
What?
Yeah.
You better.
What if I don't?
What was even the thing?
He was going to do a bomb in Black Mirror?
Why did he,
why did he do the pig thing?
Because they were going to do,
they were going to kill the princess or something.
If he didn't.
Oh, his daughter?
No, he was like the prime minister and he was trying to save the princess.
Oh, it's like a royal family thing.
Was there even anything futuristic in that episode?
I don't think it has to be future.
I mean, I think the idea that, like, you know,
because the thing is, like, sometimes there's,
sure, it would have been a better sci-fi thing
if, like, you know, he was using,
it was like that movie Lawmower Man
where they have sex in VR.
Yeah.
He was doing that.
Yeah, that would have been more, like, more matrixy, I guess.
But, I mean, I think the idea that people were,
you know, that's something new,
that there would live stream pigs
and the president.
you know I mean like it's yeah it's like not I hear what you're saying but not well sci-fi has to have like laser guns
you know sometimes you can just be banging a pig
um but we're we're we're we're how do we get into that
it seems more like metaphorical than science fiction no I agree I mean to be fair it's not
called I mean is it like black mirror just sci-fi show we call it sci-fi show we call it
sci-fi. Someone watched a guy
banging a pig and said, this is sci-fi.
I don't think, I mean, I don't think they, it's not
you know, I would, I mean,
if I was a guy from Black Mirror, I'd be like,
well, you guys call it, I thought it was,
I, I call it romance.
It's romantic fiction.
Is that category, romantic fiction?
Yeah.
Magical realism?
It's magical, it's magical realism.
Right.
That, you know, it's like, it's like,
who's that guy, Gabriel Garcia-Marquez?
Well, that magical realism
Would be more like if if you went to fuck the pig
Yeah
To save the princess
And the pig had wings
And the pig had wings
And like it could talk
Right
But like it didn't really change anything
Like it just kind of made it depressing
More depressing
Because the pig wasn't really into it either
Pigs like
Crazy right
That's some crazy shit
And then it flies away
Imagine that pig
In that case the pig talks
You mean like
I don't want to do this either
But what am I'm going to be like
come out and be like I want the princess to die no one no one's gonna like me then you know
to be the guy the guy who wouldn't you know this is just this don't wait it's a cobiash and
rue oh man um anyway what was this bill do i get any money now or soon also like wait they
they're gonna put medicaid's gonna have like a thing where you have to work i guess which sounds
nice, but I mean, like, are they
going to let people work? Are they going to, like, you know,
I want, you know, AI on one hand
and you got, you know, and
basically, you know, if you're born
here, you're not allowed to have a job.
Um, so what is the deal?
Like, hey, well, you,
you, you, you can't, you can't, we won't remove your goiter
unless you, uh, you know,
unless you do some landscaping. But yeah, they won't
let me do it. You know, I'm, uh,
it's like, you know, well, we're out of luck.
I mean, I guess, I mean, I mean,
can I get a job of the strawberry picker?
Like actually
Just to like as a demonstrate
I'll do this and I just collapsed this in first day
I'm the best person for this I guess
Americans won't do these jobs
I'll do them yeah
I don't want to but to make it to
Maybe I could be like the who's that guy
With the with the with the steam engine
Oh hit John Henry
I'll be like John Henry
The iron
the steel man right
it's like john henry
but like instead of
working hard to beat the machine
like you're actually just like
resentfully
being much slower
you're just taking time
ow ow ow
wait strawberries have thorns
I don't think they do
and you're like no what you're talking
about like it hurts it hurts
uh
everyone's very
me included we're all very confused
because I'm getting my hands hurt.
Can I have some soda?
Yeah.
I got paid for the Diet Coke?
No, no, we're kidding, but I would actually be dope at that job.
Yeah.
I'm not going to play this game.
No, you're a very hard worker.
I would be a great struggle.
I'm not going to actually play into this.
This is admit they want you to tell.
Right.
Oh, Americans would be so bad at it.
We do it's fine.
We throw our lives away from nothing.
Also, I think Americans should be able to have, like, leisure
lead jobs picking strawberries.
Well, I think you should be paid well.
I think you should get it paid well,
and you should be able to take a nap in the middle of the day.
Well, you, apparently, like, in, like, the middle ages,
everyone took naps.
Like, the whole siesta thing wasn't just Spanish.
Now, can you believe anything you see on YouTube history shows?
I don't know.
Probably, maybe not.
But, like, you know, but that's what they said.
One of these weird shows was like, you know,
actually, they, even though the,
you think siester's only Spanish, well,
it was a Spanish word, right?
Anyway, everyone did it
Even England
What was the English word for it?
I don't know
They tell you that everyone basically
Until clocks were invented
The thing I was watching
I forget, you know, I would link it
But I don't remember what it is
You, you
Here's some sci-fi for you
Going forward
Your knowledge of history
And the world
Will just be a patchwork
Of barely remembered factories
You picked up
On random videos on YouTube
And that's not fundamentally that different from what we had before, except that like,
there is no barrier, which is just an interesting, I have a feeling how it will turn out,
not well, but I mean, we don't, we just don't, you know, that particular aspect of it.
You know, there's plenty of people who just made, I was watching some guy with some video
where he's like, you know, money's actually based on blood feuds, not like, you know,
barter and it was just like it was like eight minutes of just the dumbest
slop I ever heard in my life
I mean and like it's just
he's in like it's got a college branding we will
should we find it? Look that up on YouTube
I don't want to time for this we should do it
I don't want to do the thing where you go there's time for the Patreon or watching
the paper but maybe we will all right maybe that's what I got to do
I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm I'm pitching
don't look mad at me i'm not no i'm not mad i'm saying me i understand on the pa we'll do it on the
patreon this week we'll talk about this blood feud thing yeah that's tea i'm why can't i just tease
things that's just be a little teases little teases hey maybe maybe maybe a little love
we'll talk about the bloodfuge on the patreon dot com what's wrong with that you know i'm too
self-conscious sometimes i for men who has integrity about meaningless things i have two i i i have the
worst integrity it's just it's just it's just confusing um michael mad what is your
let's give a let's take a few minutes talk about michael madson yeah the great michael
mattson and i just i mean i just found that right before the show that he died i don't know what
he died of i mean i you loved him you should have in reservoir dogs you're gonna bite
wait you just gonna i forget the order you're gonna bark a little doggy you're gonna bite
I've butchered it so badly
But also he cuts the guy's ear off
He's great in that movie
He's great, Kill Bill Volume 2
He's absolutely wonderful in
I think it's an underrated performance
Him and Kill Bill 2
I loved him in Kill Bill too
He's so weird
He's such a complaic
Like I feel like he's
That might be one of my favorite characters
Of all time
He's just like
Weirdly he seems like
Almost he's out of the game a little bit
And he's apathetic
And he's just kind of like, hey, I'm going to, you're going to come after me.
I'm, you know, I'll shoot you a rock soul.
But then he's like, now I'm going to bury you alive.
And it's like, oh, it's took a turn.
Yeah.
Like, you're actually like, he's a terrible sadist.
Right.
And then he, and then he, you know, and like, but there's just like a thing we told him to his brother.
And he's like, I hacked your sword.
You're weirdo.
That guy is the guy, the guy played his brother.
He did the whole hang yourself.
Is that ever real?
Does that ever really happen?
Is that always murder?
That one erronic thing.
like a covered up murder
I feel like it's always a covered up murder
I'm just guessing
I think he was in
there was conspiracies that he was in trouble
with like Asian mafias
of some sort I forget which ones
I don't know if it's any
you know how much veracity there is
but that feels like something people are just taking
from kill Bill though
no there was some
I think he didn't have a
great like last 10 years of his life like kill bill kill bill it was all downhill from there i think
he just uh and also uphill from there wasn't great either he was on he was on that show back in
the 70s and then whatever point is michael madsen phenomenal on that what else was he good i never
sort of species but he was you know he's in that movie am i missing look up back i i was going
to try and like you know and flex and not use i am db to talk about this guy but i realize
i only know two movies oh he was oh he was in war games
He played one of the nuclear missile operators
In the beginning of war games
Right
Am I missing anything big
Talking points
He was in this crazy sexy movie
Once called boarding pass
Really? What's it about?
It's about people banging and
A boarding pass is what you get on an airplane
boarding gate
So wait
So the gate
All right so to be clear
just so I know
when you got on an airplane
the gate is just the area
where you sit
and wait and wait to go through the
and so like
that's boarding gate
I just wouldn't think
that would be like a sexy idea
and like and we're looking at the
I am the Wikipedia page
and like the woman's
you know dressed all sexy with a gun
that's Asia agenda right there
oh that
what's their names
Anthony Bourdain's
oh well that
speaking of suicide
that turns out of me
I don't know.
She famously,
she, you know, whatever.
She's in a lingerie.
Now, she's supposed to be waiting at the Delta,
like, terminal to get on a flight to Dallas.
Like, that's the thing.
Like, why is it a, you saw this movie, apparently.
I did, but I don't remember it super well.
I just remember it being very erotic and dark.
Were they hanging out in the boarding gate?
No.
It doesn't all take place at a boarding gate.
There's anything about, like, what, but they name the movie boarding gate.
Like, why is it boarding gate?
I'm very curious.
It's such a strange thing to call your movie.
It's like, it's like naming your movie janitor's closet.
And it's a sexual thriller.
It's like, well, are they banging in the janitor's closet?
Like, what?
Like, what is the, I mean, I guess let's look at the plot, I guess.
I saw this is directed by Oliver Assayas, but I thought there's Oliver Anthony at first.
Uh, it's hilarious if Oliver Anthony directed this.
Um,
it's about the sophisticated power plays between a debt-ridden underworld entrepreneur.
Scroll down to like the plot.
Okay.
Because I need to know why it's called a boarding game.
They might not mention it in like the, when they talk about the themes.
What are the themes of the film?
Boarding gates?
That's not, yeah, but I won't say that.
But like there's a plot.
Why is, after discussing his plane, his plans for retiring by selling on the, selling,
Wait, hold on a second, I'm sorry.
I'm, I'm handicapped.
After discussing his plans for retiring by selling on the shares in his security company to his debtors with his partner.
Wait, so he's selling, this sentence is crazy.
I mean, it's one thing for a movie to make no sense.
How is there Wikipedia this bad?
I mean, if you're selling your share, if you give, I don't know if you can sell your shares to your debtors, but that's not retiring plans.
What's your retirement plan?
Oh, I plan to like pay off my debtors with the stock.
of my company doesn't sound like a 401k to me right whatever Andre aging
underworld entrepreneur is paid a surprise visit as Paris office by aggressive
underworld mall Sondra I mean can we just skim a little bit this bouts isn't
working help me out here skim down and where do they mention a boarding gate I
gotta know I think it might end at the boarding gate oh let's see let's go
on to the end.
This is a plot.
What is this?
Citizen Kane this movie?
The car park, right, so possibly
a payment in Miles Murray, which is sure, I'm sorry,
spoiltless, by the way.
Was, which assured his shares not passed
to his unscrupulous creditors.
He doesn't sound very scrupulous himself.
Sondra follows Lester down to the doorway
of the car park where he hesitates
to the threshold. This is so
I mean, it's like naming a movie
like, you know, Leprofen
festival and it's just about like it's about the oh wait financial crisis like what you
and you've seen this movie and you refuse to help me understand this well I just I only remember
this one kind of like sexy scene I don't really remember what was that scene where did that happen
that was happening in some kind of the you know penthouse apartment this is a fever dream
right now we are we are we are broadcasting a fever dream
the 4th of July present to our listeners
Enjoy it, please.
But anyway, RIP, Michael Madsen, you were a great actor.
Can we go back to that one page?
I want, was there really nothing else besides Borden Gate that we can mention?
I do enjoy, I know he had some drug issues, maybe, I don't want to bring that up, and maybe
violence issues, I forget, I don't know, you know, but I feel he deserves more than just
those two.
I mean, do any other movies?
Just bring, like, about, yeah, this page.
God, it's just so many movies and none of those.
seem to be um vice crock last hour i mean we should someday do a dive on like the the strange
economy of like what seemed like unwatchable films i mean he's in all these movies and like
i mean there's a got to be like overall i mean 120 movies and i understand like when you
here's the thing you understand and we'll wrap this up in a second his speech he's right there see yeah
Oh, he's in free willy, too.
That's nice.
I can't believe he's not in any other big movies.
So serial killer.
Serial killer.
It looks like from a distance,
you would think it was a Lawrence of the Lamb sequel.
Right.
But, I mean, there was just a level of like,
I mean, I guess there's Red Box movie.
People would bring them from Red Box.
It's just how much of, I'm all for capitalism.
I mean, because it's the alternative.
What are you going to get?
What am I going to do?
cure my cancer but uh you know get treatment but uh it just seems like there's so much um
like i don't what you call this bloat or grime it's just just kind of like unintended these
michael baffin's career is like the unintended consequences of of of of the entertainment
industry these movies right you know am i wrong am i mean i mean do you do you not see what i mean
yeah like they're all like kind of
it's a lot of it's like an assortment
of straight to video stuff I know a lot
I mean I'm not the biggest film expert
ever but I know a lot of I've been
heard of almost any of these movies
oh he there we go now we can wrap
it up I can get
Donnie Brasco
he was sunny black there we go
I want you to take a I want you to run the king's
court for me
that's the line I pick
I do like I do like I do
like how it's like
where he's like
oh that guy
was trying to remember
the other
the FBI guy
whatever like
recognizes Johnny Depp
yeah
and he's like
he punches him
and like
that's sick
pricks trying to touch
my cock
and Michael Bass
is like
anyway
Don't yeah
I want you
run
don't don't
don't screw this
hotel off
whatever he's doing
he didn't care
that he just beat the shit
of that guy
he was so good
in that movie
oh man
this is this
imagine if this was
Cisco and Iber
back in the day
just nonsense
just scream
just trying
you were trying
impressions of the actors and just like butchering every line whatever but r i p i hope he enjoyed
his uh his turn on the carousel that is life in america all right p i hope it's true to all of you
as we you know we enjoy the fourth july we eat hamburgers and i mean we look at and we look at
lightning bugs and fireworks remember the lightning bugs are
back
I lose
look
you
in the
we got used
earlier in the
show
but in the
comments
seriously
in the comments
because we had
we had a little
argument
or whatever
I mean
sort of
fistfighting
each other
but we were
we were saying
how like
lightning bugs
we saw a couple
on the way
home and you
were like
oh they're back
and I was like
where you mean
they're back
where they go
you are in the
impression
and may be
totally true
that they were gone
for years
I just didn't
see them
for years
so like
shout out
We're in New York.
I'm not going to give you our address, but yeah, we're in New York.
In New York City specifically.
If you're in New York City specifically, have you seen lighting bugs around over the last few years?
In general, but also with a focus on that.
Like, tell us, even if you're in Alabama, because I'd like to know.
But, you know, but just in a frame of reference, maybe, you know, whatever.
Because, like, in rural places, I think you'll see them more because, like, you know, they're not getting, they're not getting splattered.
We're not hanging out in marshes and prairies and, you know,
and we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not swimming in the watering hole every day anymore.
We're not living our Tom Sawyer life as like we used to.
Yeah.
So that might be, that might be, but shout out in the comments.
I really want to know about this, about these lightning bugs.
What's your experience?
Am I wrong?
You know, let's get to the bottom of this.
And enjoy your country, while we still have it.
Things might not be great.
Then get a lot worse.
Happy Fourth of July. See you all next week.