Kump - Ep. 220 Superman vs Epstein

Episode Date: July 15, 2025

We saw James Gunn’s new Superman — and we’re still recovering. Ray breaks down the most deranged scenes, including Superman’s tearful apology tour and his new creepily apologetic vibe with Lois Lane. We get into why the Epstein memo actually dropped this week, the Mongol toddler archer program, Soviet goal-setting efficiency, and what a desk job looks like in the upcoming cannibal labor economy. Plus: Ray’s childhood crabapple trauma, a defense of violent unions, and why Batman is the real intelligence asset.Join the Patreon for weekly bonus episodes:👉 patreon.com/raykumpFollow Ray on Kik (streaming soon):🎥 @raykump

Welcome to Kump. We are back. We, you know, a couple of days later, we were online for days to see this new Superman's film. I refuse to use apps and to sign up, and I had to wait in line, just defiling myself. I wouldn't, you know, we, we lose your together. She said, stand here, go to the bathroom. I'll keep our little spot. I didn't trust some, you know, freedom fighter, some local freedom fighter listers.

They wouldn't come over and beat my wife to death. So I just, I stood guard. You were afraid of me getting settled. You know, there's a lot of, you know, we're a sanctuary city. I don't want you to be the, you know, the sanctuary victim of, uh, there's a superman in New York, you know. So I, we, we, we. That's very true.

Yes. So we, uh, occasionally somebody like, you know, with a, with the, the right mental illness for the moment. Right. Might, my intercede on your behalf. Yeah. But it's sloppily. You mean, like, like, copy me?

Well, I guess it could be a, A cop who nodded off his prozac for his moment. At that moment of Claire, oh, let me help this fat man. I like to think that every dollar I give to a homeless man in New York City. I'm laying down money to create my little fiefdom. So if the moment ever comes, in my mind, if the moment ever comes where I'm under bodily attack and harm, they're all just going to kind of like rise up. You're a lot of trust in the memory recall of these men and women.

Yeah. They're not jeopardy contestants. That's not their strong suit. I'm not sure what their strong suit is. They might have one, but it's not standardized testing or facial recognition. They're not ex-spies. In my mind, I'm using the power of the coin. Sure.

Where are you getting dollars, by the way? What world do you live in? These guys are always shaking, you know, coin. cup at me and I'm like I don't like have a deal of this all the time but also like I can be a generous guy where do I get the money you think we'll like take a 20 out of the ATM

and like to eat the fee to give it to you? Yeah this is you know I'm you're doing better than me at that point so anyway we start Superman I don't know if there's a who this actor's name is I think I think it's the guy from the office maybe

right I think it's Jim from the office and he And it's a lot of controversy about Superman, a lot of, I was surprised by some of the scenes. I thought the effects, you know, special effects were fine. You know, it's 2025. You get, you have, you have some decent CGI. And James Gunn has his wry sense of humor. I thought it was weird that scene where Superman, when he just, like, you know, he was like, just walking down the streets of Manhattan, or against the metropolis, but whatever. And, and I thought he was like, oh, is he going to go, like, you know, is he looking for a back?

bank robbery with his x-ray vision and he just sees this like black guy on the street uh and he's just he goes sir he's sorry he gets on his knees he goes i am so sorry for what my people did to you i am so sorry for the indignity and the guy's like aren't you an alien and they're just i'm just disgusting look at me look at and please please tell me i'm a good man i mean uh it just seemed like and then but in the other side he's going like you know he's fighting like Lutzer another scene, he's going, you know, hold on, we have to, we can't fight yet, because I have to acknowledge that we're on the grounds of La Cotia tribe, the skim of we're standing on stolen land.

We're stealing this bank and I'm stealing stolen land because of the natives, and I'm an immigrant, I'm a goddamn immigrant, you know that? I lie to get into this country, and that's fine, you know, because these people, this guy who brained your wife just wanted a better life and I just thought like he's got a lot of mixed signals because I just thought

as one hand he's like you know he seems like he's simping to a lot of these causes but also like he's also making them you know I don't think all homeless people would bring your wife despite you know he think he's being I think he's being

a little reductive while he's being a while he's being a simp which means you know power for the course I guess you know even though I just did go on 10 minute rant about how I wouldn't I test my pants because I was afraid the homeless guy would

give you a root canal. I'm a bitch, I'm going to give you a root canal. Imagine that, imagine like a homeless, like a deranged homeless guy. He's talking to dentists. Like, my guy is afraid of dentists, typically.

But just some guy going, I'm going, I'm going to give you a root canal. Like, what? Oh, well, yeah. I don't get a Mr. Fasty. I, remember Mrs. Thursday, you know. I don't, I think that would be a creepy thing to hear. You're just, I guess.

you being pervy. You're a New Yorker. You don't get phased. I did once see your, you know, a guy, you know, in a mental disorder kind of state, scream, a threat at a woman, using kind of like a bigger term or a bigger word like that. What? He threatened to disembowl her. That's pretty bad, yeah, that's weird. That's an SAT word.

I mean, sure, yeah. Do you think he wrote that and say, is that what happened? life that was his fork in the road his Robert Frost moment was that you know instead of uh he wrote an essay he like he read an essay and you go I'll write you and I say bitch I'm gonna disembow your wife proctor you're gonna be you're proctor my

exam or proct to your ass he's like we can't you actually did really well in the math portion you're almost perfect on the math but we can't we can't eat in the college uh yeah it would be if If these guys, most of them aren't, they're menacing, but they don't tend to light, you know, I mean, they do, they're, they're asking, no, it's a lot, no, look, there's a lot of people out there, right? Millian, who knows percentages?

It's really, it's not comforting the people. I'm not really a fearmonger. You know, I can say, it's a very low percentage that you'll be set on fire on the subway. You know, is that going to, is that going to, should I show up as someone is awake and say that? look we're sorry the mayor like we're sorry it was a million of one shot it's like getting struck by lightning

it's almost like it's almost like it's almost like God did this and I don't know I did everything fine I'm good I'm like Superman I did nothing wrong that's a good point it's like they'll always like you know it's a common kind of like

liberal thing to be it to be like you're more likely to get struck by lightning than to have a crime a violent crime committed against you but it's like but there's more comfort in the lightning because then it's like maybe that's maybe god wants me gone like maybe this nature yeah maybe there's a rhyme to this how about you just don't wear metal i don't have an umbrella stay home in a lot you know you can avoid lightning there's something poetic about you

there's at least a little bit of poetry to getting you know you like that that that's you're free you're free your wife's getting getting violated you where your wife can throw none of stairs. Oh, lightning. Who are these people? You could, you know,

you could just as easily die on a mudslide as meant me as me kidnapping your child. What's going on? Who were you? Who's doing this? Where's Superman?

I don't know what's going. I like the, it was a fine film. I mean, I don't know why he kept just, you know, we're going to Louis Lane. Is it right if I kiss you? if I'd kiss you and that?

Can I smell your hair? Can I smell your? He's kind of, I thought he's a weird perv. He just keeps saying, can I touch? Can I touch? She's like, enough. Like, you know, you gotta fight Lex Luthor. Like, I'm just, I want to treat you.

I want to treat you with respect you deserve. You're just a good woman. You're a good reporter. You're such a good reporter. How's he doing being a reporter? I feel like Superman always has kind of, if not with his words, he's always like asked permission with his eyes.

Yeah. You know, like, you know, he has x-ray efficient. He's, there's no permission. There's no consent. I mean, I don't think he's able to get consent. By the way, speaking of him as a reporter, we did kind of talk about it. Before the movie came out, we did discuss him, you know, on our Patreon, on Patreon. On Patreon.com slash Ray Camp this week, we came to conclude, I'll tell, we, whatever, you go on the goddamn time or so.

Slip. Patreon. comment on that com. And you can hear about that with the reporter stuff, I think he's a bad reporter. That's my guess. But you know, they don't tend to publish his articles in real life. Thank you for that. Oh,

boom! Also, subscribe to the show. The rack graphic that's there. Also, big news with no details, really, but I'm going to start streaming again. Very soon, possibly this week. Follow me on KIC at Ray Kump.

Ray Kump is the user. As for just started the day, there won't even be a profile picture there yet. But there's no subscribers yet. So if you see Zeros, yeah, that's me. But I think Kik might be the better platform. I might do Twitch. You know, whatever point is, new stuff coming.

Exciting. You're going to be in this room for the rest of your life. I will need to have, like, people come in here and change, like a bucket where I eat out of it'll be like it's not gross it'll be have a partition so the food will be on one side

and then I do my business on the other and I'll try to be like whatever I wipe it down and I don't know what to tell you you have to stay on when you're streaming you have to stay on you're like Superman you got to be like you can't you know if Superman goes out for the night patrol or whatever and at first

he's just you know he's accidentally grabbing um you know some kid he's like what are you doing that you're bothering people you give me your ID let me see your ID this is that real ID but you know I think as he gets loose he starts going all right right I can you know I'll uh I don't know what what just I don't really reach Superman comics you only ever read was the doomsday one where he gets killed but like what is his like what does he tend to do on the average day just like just punch like robbers

like anyone anyone he's direct would be crushed immediately right I'm some guy why don't you clean up the city why don't you like literally you realize how fast Superman could clean up the subway just clean it you want you want to turn Superman and do it into a yes build housing you idiot I'm not trying to be like some liberal weird but yeah I mean you could do so much more built tanks for the middle how do you build a nuclear bomb for everyone every country, first of all.

And, you know, in this way, no one can bomb each other. Now, it's not a foolproof plan, but that's why, he's not the smartest guy. No one who's, like, that tough, like, the idea of warrior monks is, like, idiotic. I'm not saying that they aren't some guys who are, like, good soldiers who are smart. There's always definitely are. But there's no way he's, like, the smartest guy, right? His ideas are going to be screwy. He's going to, like, he's going to hurt people.

He's always kind of, as a, you know, to your point, like, as a. character he always does kind of strike me as like overpowered but also kind of like dumb in a nice way you know Batman has info on everyone he's Jeffrey Epstein Batman he's got he's got you know he's of the blackmail

info on everybody you know what I mean he's like he knows every detail every guy I mean the good guys just in case they try to backstab him or tell him not to torture people he's got all the goods on cyber He'll be able to hack them

It's all in the comics You know Batman The Superman is just you know It's just a big He's a I like the most midwoman in history Lois Lane No I mean

She's just so damn mid And so why she's a journalist That's aged poorly Yeah and it's pretty much just because Like he just like He's a simp like that He just falls for He's sent me for Judith Miller

Covering up the Iraq war Yeah It's just like, you know, it's just like, it's like, oh, it's so good. Oh, what's he's like, we're reading, he's reading her article? What's he? Oh, okay, uranium? I'm like, shut up, Clark. You don't know nothing.

I got a lot of important friends. We're going to make this happen. And you shut your mouth about it. They're our greatest ally. Our greatest ally. He's just going to go, yeah. Oh, the hang gliders. Duh.

Sue is a worst reporter. Oh, man. But yeah. Christopher Reeve. Yeah. Who, you know, I think is the best. Yeah, horse boy. Yeah.

I like Cavill. Cavill was cool. But yeah, go ahead. Yeah. In my opinion, the best Superman. He was a good guy. I think in part I like him best because he kind of looks, he looks a little dumb.

Right. You know, like the other guy is like they have a little bit too much intensity to them. Henry Cavill also, it's a little too much of the, look, I know I'm like, the most, like, literally carved out of rock specimen you've ever seen in your life. I make John Hamm from Mad Men look like, you know, Dane DeVito, right? I'm like, and I can act pretty well. I'm like, I'm like, I'm a great, and I'm like, but, you know, I really like doing his painting Warhammer figures.

Do you? I mean, it's nice. Like, the idea, I do like the persona he presents. And he seems like a cool guy, a nice guy, down to earth. We really buy, he's just so apparently he's like a British prep school kid or something on top of that. That's why I was like Warhammer. It's just, I mean, this guy sees that,

Cabo seemed a little bit like an op. You know? He's like a honey trapper, honeypot, whatever. For like nerds and weirdos. But yeah, but Reeve was cool. I mean, Reeve, you got the impression. He's like, I want to go on my horse now. Like, he got a horse now ride my horse.

Yes, this, Chris. Call him a clock cat. And, like, I mean, and you go, you complain. But he had, like, at least, I mean, I'm not sure if he grew up with horses. we had at least a decade of having a lot of money and horses and he could ride whatever he wanted I mean when you would you when you trade that for your for your windowless room in Bushwick and some in some in some with no AC and the sun's beating down you're inside you feel like you

you feel like you're you're in a you're a pig in a smoke house being being made to barbecue yeah people really people really oversell how good it is to like have your health you're watching literally when you're weighing it against like you know you're spending your health 50 years right in a little room yeah I'm so hell I'm eating kale I watch Love Island

and I rot I have bed sores even though I'm like 90 pounds not me but I'm saying if you wouldn't trade that for 10 years of being Superman and riding horses yeah I'm sure I'm sure he got some nice tail while he was out of too

I need some shrimp probably a few nice shrimp and got some tail and rode horses. You tell me a guy who looks like Christopher Reeve riding a horse, eating shrimp. Some of hot women aren't going to be like, ooh, yeah.

They'll put him in a saddle. You know what I mean? Why is that a sex thing, by the way? Jumping, is that, isn't there, is there expression, like saddle? Jump in the saddle? Is that, that's a... I thought there was.

I thought like, yeah, you're a good looking guy once you jump in a saddle with me. Oh. Is that a thing? I guess maybe just get on my horse. Maybe because it's like it's bumpy. Right. Women love bumpy, you know.

Women are all like, oh, it's nuanced. You got to smooth me with your words. Romance me. But then anything that any machine that goes, they're like, oh, I'm going to, I'm so wet. Oh, my God, I'm like a river. A washing machine, but if you don't, if you bring them the wrong, the wrong, the small box of Ferreira Rochere,

they're like, you're not doing enough. I mean, that's too much now. I don't do it's true to that, though. They don't really can't be bringing them to, I mean, I don't think the type of chocolate's the move. This is why I could never be like, one of these, like, you know, because they never second guess what they say. Does he's like, he's like, these, uh,

these pickup artists, whatever. These, he's like, you know, guys were like, just go up and get up and work and buy a Bitcoin, and go to bed and eat me, get me at 5 a.m. Ice cold water in your face. You know what I'm talking about? Yeah. Oh, for sure. Yeah. I'm saying. Like, those guys never, if they flub and they go, oh, yeah, and you

blow it the wrong size or forever or share, they're never like, oh, wait, why did I say that? Well, no, that's not, that's not accurate. If they just go with it, they go sick, and I don't just stick to the lie. Just like, you know. That's what's effective. The one thing you never do is admit you're wrong. Ever. That's the moral of Superman.

It's the moral of, I mean, Sue, Christopher Reeve never said, oh, maybe I shouldn't have been on that horse. It was always like, God did this. Oh, what a tragedy. Not like, hey, you know, like just jumping around a horse all day. Maybe the odds of, you know, or high of breaking your spine. It's actually great that this happened because I can inspire others. Right.

Yeah. I don't feel inspired watching Christopher. I'm like, it's sad. I've teared up over it. I mean, like, I don't care about the guy personally. But you didn't talk. I'm not a dead person. inside.

Yeah. You know, I watch him. I watched those videos of him in that wheelchair. And it's sad. I get it. You know, that being said, it's just like, I'm not inspired. It makes me go like, damn, life sucks. Wow.

He probably couldn't, he probably couldn't wipe his ass. I would never want someone else to wipe. I would never want that. Yeah. I would never want people. I'm not when he's fetishists. I do always doubt whether it's really like, I don't think old handicapped people are fetishists, by the way.

I do always doubt, like, whether, you know, it could actually be inspiring, even to, like, somebody who's, you know, somebody who's paraplegic, but they maybe, like, aren't having a, you know, they're maybe, they're maybe not as well off as Christopherian. Sure. It's not like, oh, like, if I work really hard, I'll be able to afford this high-tech computer that nobody else has. It's so expensive. Right. No, you're getting that they can't afford his treatment? Right, yeah. But his treatment is so expensive, but he can't afford to give it to him.

It's not one of those normal things. Well, why don't you give him all? No, he needs all his money. Yeah. To live, to live, not even a normal life or even a good life. I mean, just to not be completely like the guy in Johnny got his gun, banging his head, like, kill me, come. Yeah.

You need to have $100 million to not be that. You know what's funny about Johnny got his gun? What? I read Johnny got his. A couple of years back, I read Johnny got his gun. Yeah. And Dalton Trumbo. who, you know, he was a big...

Blacklisted commie. Yeah, a communist, big anti-war. You know, he wrote Johnny Got His Gun as, like, anti-war propaganda. And I read, like, a foreword of his where he was talking about, like, the controversy surrounding the novel. He, like, addressed, like, some rumors that it had been censored. He was, like, oh, like, you know, they said it was censored in Germany or whatever, but I actually found it in a German library. Right. But at one point, he, like, he said, like, the thing that inspired this novel,

is that I was reading a statistic about soldiers who come home and how many of them are disabled and that over a million of them are totally disabled. Wow. Yeah, totally. And he emphasizes totally. And from that, he got the idea for Johnny got his gun. But totally disabled doesn't mean that.

Right. No, they're like, what does it mean, though? It means you're significantly disabled enough that you couldn't work, you know? Right, right. Disability. Not that you're saying His legs have gone

His arms were gone His mouth was gone His eyes were gone He had no nose It couldn't make a noise Wow And a million guys like that No

No What kind of monster if you've advised This never happened We wouldn't keep them alive What do you think we're crazy What do you think our plan is I mean now we're living in an age where Like to keep women alive to like be

pregnancy eggs or wombs or whatever. Yeah. Which I'm not taking a side on. I see the pros and the cons. But yeah. I agree. I just want to know what or

I know, look at an idiot. I understand the Russian Revolution or at least a May, I believe there's a May revolution and then there's the October Revolution. And like people who know more about this, I don't know all the nuance. But the basic idea is that like, The workers kind of revolted at one point, somewhat organically.

And then, in May. And then, like, there was, like, infighting. There was the, what was it, the whites, they call them, versus the reds? Something. Right, yeah. Something like that. The Soviets versus the other ones. But, and then, and then basically, the communists or, like, the Soviets had the

another revolution in October. And that's where, like, and, like, my name was in exile and, like, London. I mean, I don't know if they have, like, a disown, but basically a bunch of, like, you know, rich financiers in London put him on a train car, a steel train car to the Moscow. That's the story at least. You ever heard that? But it's like their... Well, he was

put into power. I mean, oh, you do I have a hundred, every strip of proof? Do I have like, you know, the geological record of that? No. But I mean, I believe you. I'm just curious about what happened after he got out of the car. Like, did he just pop out and go like, I'm in charge. I think they're quite happy to wait. They probably did

the Western Union and had time, hey, we're sending them back, you know, feed him. wipe his ass and put him in a suit get him in charge we want to wrap this thing he's basically going to be a baby for about 72 hours we want to wrap this up by Christmas let's get going you know

um so yeah I'm just saying like I get that they and so I'm saying the original revolution at least I know or whatever led up to it you know all the stuff where they hated the czar and they wanted to like kill the Anna Karina or whatever what's her name what am I thinking of

who's a girl the princess they made a movie about her Anastasia Yeah Anastasia All that stuff leading up to It was because of World War I

Or a lot of it Was a frustration over World War I The draft or whatever I guess And like that You know if not for World War I There might not have been a revolution That being said So I get they were like in some way anti-war

But when were they ever anti-war These comments They were always in wars Right it seemed like they were always like Yeah let's get it I mean, Stalin was like, hey, we're going to do a World War II now. I'll send 25 million guys to die. Well, we appreciate it, and we'll use them.

I mean, we didn't ask for this. Don't worry about it. We love it. We love this shit. All right. I mean, like, I don't know where this anti-war business is going. Like, what are they talking about? Right.

We had an arms race, not in the arms. I mean, I know we were ahead. I think it really was just kind of like, we don't want you doing wars. The cap. Right. Hey, hey, hey, you know, maybe it was just like that. That would, so Dalton Trumbo was sent over to America to be like, you know, if you, hey, don't sign up for the war or else you get your ass, mouth, tongue, arms, legs, hair, all, all gets, you fucking thinking, he's gone. There's a, there's a ball. And if people want to molest you, they'll figure out of the way.

They'll play a basketball and, and, and not, there's no net, if you know what I mean. Yeah. If you know what I'm saying. so yeah um yeah they're only like uh interested i guess maybe in their perception like it's not even war like it's just it's revolution

right you know it's we're we're taking fancy heads it's just nonsense i mean look the guy they made a funny movie about him with dalton trump with uh brian cranston it was fine i mean uh you know john goodman's got a great scene where he's like he plays him like what's that what he plays like he plays like a pulp he makes like b movies and like he's like and that's this is the guy who like because he got blacklisted.

I mean, the guy was a commie, right? Yeah. I mean, I always thought to sit in the blacklist was that the guys weren't commies. I think that there were definitely some people who were mislabeled, but I think more, it's just like, you know, you should be able to be a communist.

You know, I'm about, I'm about to say. In a perfect world, you should be allowed to be a communist, right? Like, I get it. But they were doing shit. They were infiltrating. That's not made up. I'm not saying, there was definitely a lot of infiltration of the Hollywood. Like, we know that now.

I'm not saying it justifies McCartyism Right But the idea But it is there is a new teacher's narrative Like this guy was a maniac and there were no one I'm like no there's a lot of them It doesn't mean you to spend all rights in the Constitution Right

But oh yeah Maybe there was a better way to do it But don't act like there wasn't You know A communist infiltration of Of you know Of writers Of anti-war right you know

Yeah and look like politics probably like More importantly like I think that the thing is it's just weird that they started doing it with like whatever like the movies people we're going to see oh yeah well often also

like you know you could understand the benefit of making sure like a Soviet isn't in the government or whatever well that's the thing I mean speaking of which there was a lot of focus on like Gene Cagney or whatever

the guy who played Ralph Cramson perhaps and Jackie Gleason or these guys commies but no one thought to ask if the Treasury Secretary joined the Britain Woods a conference which decided

the money system was a Soviet infiltrator. Was he? Yeah. He was. I used to the same White, something white? I forget it now.

It's been a long time since I ran to about this. But yeah, no, that's what I'm saying. There was a lot of infiltration going on. We need to be, you think we're the only ones messing around? America, you put you, you toppled the government

and the coups. Yeah. I mean, sure, like, we were good at it. Like, you got, but there's a lot of people were doing shit too. We think we made up being, you know, being scumbags. And Native Americans were good spies. I was kidding. They were terrible with that.

They were good, you know, shooting arrows and horseback, which is like, not as good as as the Mongolians. Yeah, not as good as the Mongolians. Oh, I'd love to be able to shoot arrows of people on horseback. Oh, it's so amazing. Oh, you feel so powerful doing that. Am I getting there right? I always feel like I'm getting it wrong.

Was it Mongols or Mongols? There's a Mongols, right? Maybe not the Mongolians, but Genghis Khan. They said a three-year-old. By the time you were three, you were able to do that. Like, shoot people from horseback. That's how, that's why they won. That's probably extra scary of a three-year-olds coming at you.

Oh, my God. I mean, I feel like I would be able to just, like, look, if you're like, yeah, with an arrow, sure. Because an arrow comes from a distance. Because if we were doing, like, a thing where you're, like, fighting on horseback and the extra hero's got a sword I mean he's got no weight behind it you push him off right

but yeah an arrow the only thing he's like how how hard of a pull we discussed it a couple weeks ago and I said I was talking about some character and something like oh why he's got bow and arrow I get it bows and arrows are effective I'm sorry for all you guys who watch the green hornet

the green arrow who watched Robin Hood men of tights every night before they go to sleep I'm sorry offended my slander of bows and arrows but there are but you need to be able to pull it to give it any force right right and like i don't think a kid i mean you can do it it's still impressive i can't if you put me on the horse i'll just fall off or kill the horse you know and they're gonna be great so i mean you know but i mean how hard is that arrow just kind of flopping at you i mean it must be a pretty light pull yeah it'll go like five feet five feet away i feel that i can get the

drop on a kid. I'm not I mean, I'll just, I don't care. Look, if I, if I, you're my wife, you have a duty. If I am murdered by a child, you lie about it. I will, I'll, I'll never gonna back down your kid. I mean, I'm not

got a fight a kid. If a kid's got a weapon, I'm not going to be like, oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry for my, I'm sorry for grievances. This is a white race. With my Superman? Just just be like, oh. Realistically, I think

probably, like, probably the way it panned out was like you they want you to be able to like technically do it by the time you're three but like probably it's not that good right like probably like honestly probably like the mongols were like in essence doing the same shit we do with kids where it's just like oh yeah that was great you know what like transitioning them yeah transing but you know it's like a having drag queens read to them but you know it's like gassing them up before you know it's like gassing them up before where they were actually Oh, yeah. You're so great. I feel like they probably hit him. They probably hit their kids. I bet you're putting your kid on a horse

with a bow and arrow, you hit your kid. Don't come at me, you white, you white scumbag. Don't you, you cute. It's just a different culture. You can tell you that's not a different culture.

I'm sure you got a couple of wax. That's the definition of a different culture. I'm on a horse of three shooting a bow and arrow. That's about what we do. What's going to do with us? And it's like, And it's like if they came here, America, they're like, we want to be here down.

I'm like, ride our horses with bows and arrows. We're like, you were doing that over there. Why are you here? I mean, in reality, they wouldn't ask. But wouldn't that be crazy as they did, though? If they showed up, we're going to run a bow and arrow, right? Yeah. A horse.

Right. Like, not war. But they just affected you to just, no, that's fine. You do that. Yeah. I'm like, why can't we do this? Why can't we run a bow and arrow? It's our culture.

It's our culture. Honestly, why can't, I want to learn how to do that. This axe throwing is for the birds. No one told you to an axe throw. Who told you to an axe throw? Axe throwing is very popular in Brooklyn right now. What is it? I've never seen someone with an axe.

You mean like on the streets? It's a popular pastime. What is this gangston in New York? But I want to go. This man has no hot. What I want to do is go up to a farm in upstate New York and have somebody teach me how to do that. I don't know.

I don't know who you think is teaching you. Some guy, some crackhead in Albany? What are you talking about? I'm like, sex hooker. If he could teach me, I'd learn from him. I wouldn't judge his addiction. You know, I usually hear stories about Albany, and people have confirmed,

and I've mentioned it before, years ago on the show, people like reached out and that's true. I worked there, whatever. That Albany, there was like a line. It was kind of known that, like, back in the, I don't know if it's still like this. they might cleaned it up but it was basically kind of like almost like going to Vegas for these

politicians the assemblymen or wherever grew up because like you know nothing going on in albany like i was watching less than o'hegan's this week a good movie and like they're in albany it's beautiful like oh back they're back because that back then the eric now maybe i don't know what's going on up there but there was like oh this was a promising but now what's going now it's just it's just the capital right but they would go up there and the hookers and and and the underground casinos probably and drugs. It was a whole of Sin City, New York,

you know? It was exciting. Yeah. Yeah. So I'm just saying, like, uh, that's who you, that's who you want to teach you

to bone arrow on a horse. One of some of them like, hooker who were like, we cleaned it up. I mean, L.E. Smither cleaned up Albany before they kicked him out of office. Like,

you know, he, he was like, it was like an ex, it was a diaspora of hookers. And they're always waiting. Please teach me to ride. Like, what?

bow and error what uh what would you are you picturing yourself as a vigilante i'm picturing myself like you know after after this after our american experiment kind of falls apart so like everybody has to fend for themselves so like in this fall you mean like yeah like hober maybe yeah i'd like to i'd like to get it done around you know yeah like the soviet yeah like lennon Get it done by Christmas. That's a great... That'd be good, because there's also, like, you know,

there's apple picking up there. You know, I'm a capitalist at heart, maybe. I mean, I definitely am. I mean, I don't know if it's wise. It's whatever. I don't... I'm not a communist. That being said, we can learn a few things.

I think one thing is we, I think we landed on something. Like, get it done by Christmas. Yeah. Instead of the whole... No one needs this stupid, like, you know, New Year's resolution. It's the dumbest thing in the world. You have, oh, so you have 365 days to get it.

No one, it's too much. It should be a thing where it's like, maybe in the middle of summer. Like get it done by Christmas. That's, that's manageable. That's like, oh, I'm running out of time already. Right. No, because the other one's too open-ended. Yeah, that's a good point.

Yeah. So, sorry, you were, thank you. Get it down by Christmas. That's the move, though, I think. Yeah. When it all falls apart, right. You go upstate. Yeah.

And you secure an apple grove. Sure. And you defend it with the, with the bow and arrows and the horses. What do you think you're going to do about all these apples? Because I'm, honestly, I had an apple tree when I was growing up. And it wasn't nice. It wasn't the night. It was crab apples.

Oh, well, that's not. Well, they're not the best apples. I'm sorry, I wasn't rich. I don't live in a rich apple grove or whatever. Did you eat the crab apples? No, they were disgusting. I mean, I think my parents tried to pick them sometimes. But, like, they were, they were full.

I don't know regular apples or, or, or, or, dirtier or at least maybe their branches aren't you know a foot from the ground so like they don't just fall awful like it would always just be I know look I was a kid so I loved being in my backyard it wasn't a big back I wasn't you know Huck Finn or Tom Sawyer I didn't have a you know

Creek you know I literally had like a lot in Deer Park it was not impressive back but you're a kid you play in the backyard whatever you just run around it wasn't it wasn't a lot of stuff but I had a swing set you know I was I was an Oliver Twist right sorry but he lays under the apple

trees. I would not lazy under the apple tree, but I would like to run around the york around the apple tree. No. Well, I mean, here's the thing. The reason I'm setting this up is the idea that like I would, because now I'm an adult, well, I can't what's on the ground in my backyard. Right. If I go in the backyard, you know, drink a few screwdrivers and pass out. But I'm saying it's like back then, I'd be on, I don't have my bare feet, maybe. I don't know. And these awful rotted apples, which is smell bad. And like, and it was awful, also these terrible white berries. We also didn't eat. It's all disgusting.

And cicadas. I grew up with disgusting shit in my backyard. Terrible shit. Awful. Yeah. And so whatever. It'd be nice to have, but I guess if you have regular apples,

maybe, I'm just saying if you don't use them all, they're going to rot. And my words are the morgue. I always saw a decomposed body. Not one, there were two types, but there was one in the summer,

when they rod quicker, they were like the apples. like a rite apple. So that's what you want to have a bunch of decont corpses on trees weight and a half and we're not going to pick them all.

Well, look, you might get hungry. Right. There's no support services. There's no government anymore. I'd rather just take a machine gun and go find some bison or something. Or sheep. I don't know.

And an apple is a very like, that's a very, it's a good car, you know? No, it's just, nutritious i'm not against apples i buy apples all the time and use them i need them uh use them but but the idea of like having these treats it gives me actually nothing almost nothing gives me anxiety really like like that i am getting like flashbacks of like my child i don't these apples are a problem anyway moving on what else we got um

what else is going on in this world lucy well There's been, honestly, a relieving kind of update from the Trump administration. Oh, I like them. Yeah. I like because they really get it done. They say they're going to do something they do. They do it. That's true.

No, no dealing with this bloated bureaucracy. You just cut right through the noise. America, all they care about is America. America first. It's the only country they care about. And they do the things they said they do. All of them. Or none of them.

Love him or hate them. They're straight shooters. They're straight shooters. They're not going to juke up the worst crap in history. So what are we dealing with here? What we got? What are they doing now? This week, the Department of Justice released a widely anticipated memo

detailing the findings of Jeffrey Epstein's 2219 death in a New York City prison. The report ruled out in a foul play. What? What? What? What? What? What?

found no evidence that he kept the client list to incriminate those involved in his oh okay because this act isn't working the point is this is got to be this is i mean i've never seen uh a moment like this i don't think people understand the implication of this they they you know oh you know it's just it's just another government cover up or just another grift you know on the one hand you can have a cover up on the other hand you can go people some people might think, well, they were just juice in the, juice in the story, right? Gilden the lily, is that a word? You know, gelding the horse.

And then, and, but at the end of the day, they have them, you know, no payoff. You could believe that. You could believe that. Although, why bother? Why bother telling people, hey, we lied to you? hey why bother owning the most suspicious death

in history you know yeah I can only think of one thing they really want you to shut up yeah they really want you to shut your mouth stop questioning

actions of the U.S. government maybe stop questioning the actions in Gaza oh I don't know maybe maybe stop questioning you're Crane, maybe shut your mouth.

Maybe it's more trouble in its words giving people the illusion that they have a choice. Just saying, do you want messy portations? Doesn't matter. You can say it's a good thing, whatever, but the fact is, I mean, people ran on this thing.

It's not happening. Yeah, the ice is, but we're also going to have ice act like maniacs. Right. And like, we're going to trample the Constitution and not even do what we said we're going to do. Yeah It almost makes me think

Like why even Why even release a memo? Yeah Like Right Like why not just keep people Like people seemed A lot of like

The people who are counting on this Information coming out Right Like there's a kind of symbiotic thing Where like even though they wanted to come out A lot of their audience is coming to them For like the anticipation Of like it's it's forthcoming

Right No it's a raw It's a rod You don't want it You could have just kind of, like, played on that anticipation until you're out of office. This whole thing is an act of edging. Yeah, right. Yeah.

It's a bunch of weirdos edging about, oh, well, no, actually Tom Hanks is, you know, his clone revolted now. And the clones, so they ended up with that for a while with the clone revolt where, you know, the clones they replaced them with, you know, because all these, you know, Hollywood abusers got executed and replaced them with clones, but then they revolted. And then they started abusing kids. There's a whole thing. We have Trump had to deal with that.

You know, it never ends. And you're all like, yeah, keep it going, keep it going. We love, we love this. No, it's true. No one really wanted, no one expected a pet. They would say it. They go, are we going to get the episode? And they go, hey, soon, we're working on, right?

Like, oh, it's going to be a good list. Daddy got a list for you. Oh, Daddy got you a good list. You're going to love this list. You know, he could be, he could stay in power dictator for 30 years and still keep us going. Right. Right, you know?

It's like a soap opera. But no, they want that, they really don't want people bringing this up anymore. It's almost as if, like, I mean, it's crazy. It's almost like a foreign intelligence service had an agenda pertaining to this. And they, I can't think of any reason why we would,

but I was, I'm like, oh, we don't want people focusing so much on that. It looks bad for us. Like, oh, who could that be, though? the Dutch I don't know the Presbyterians the Presbyterians maybe it's just it's just insane

I mean was Jolaine Maxwell's dad a Presbyterian intelligence operative no okay interesting yeah but they really we're getting

people are you being too negative comp we're getting into an accelerated phase of whatever this is AI is common they really don't want to like this is kind of it's it's no longer fun to like hey back back then when this kind of I mean because it's not like

everything was controlled forever right this is a largely a post war probably kind of phenomenon that we're dealing with you know an escalating level of control and optics it proceeds that to somewhat but you know I mean but like I'm just saying like these guys like you know at one point it was a lot of fun to be like hey we can get like you know if you're looking back I've read a lot about like intelligence out over years Yeah, we talked about the Iran thing recently, you know, Operation Ajax when they overthrew Mosadegh, and like, it's like interesting. It's like, oh, we, like, they got, you because you have to cause agitation on the street. So they got these circus strongmen to, like, you know, cause a problem in the street.

And then we take over the radio stage. You know, it's like, it's all these little moves. Are we convinced people? We're like, but there's more subtle things, too. Like, we convince people, like, your job in CIA might even get convincing people that, like, Guadamala was going to. you know the bananas were spoiled i don't know like you know i mean just just getting people like getting the new york times that believe something or and go with it at one point was probably like before everyone was actually already like compromised completely was probably a fun challenge

it probably felt like you were like part of some secret like some secret society like some upper crust uh scavenger hunt like a reverse scavenger hunt where you're planting things you know what I mean, like, it was, it was like, and then like, yeah, people get killed, but like, you didn't, in the back, especially back there. Like, well, they're not people. Do we see them at Czechile Island? Do we see them in Kenny Bunkport? They're not people, you know? Where were that?

Well, I missed you at Palm Springs. Were you at the breakers? No. So, I mean, it's all, it's all kind of, you know, arms length. And then, you know, part of it's just the accelerating nature, but also TV and then, you know, and then internet. and whatever. Everything became much more like, you know, when everyone's watching 24-7,

the things have to happen much more. You can't be as romantic about it. You can't be as flamplea. You can have to flare. It's kind of like it's the same as like, kind of like the degeneration of art. It's like there's all, like people will only tolerate so much subtlety. Right.

You got to give it, you got to put it straight into their vans. Yeah, it's just like, and you're seeing also how easily people believe shit too. know people used to be a little more savvy even i'm not saying like the the guys who were trying to you know club you the death in the streets per se but like you know but the average working man was suspicious of the fed when they tried to do the federal reserve for instance and like you know they're just a little more like you know they're just a little more like you don't you know you're trying to screw me but now we're just kind of like even you know

even though you know everyone just kind of accepts that you know whether you have a couple options and you accept one of them for them or three because the third one is like oh it's both parties oh it's what i'm doing yeah i guess this isn't like this is doing anything i'm part of it too like this or you can be a podcaster talking about it oh look at you making change look at this fat man changing the game doesn't matter and they're just sick of it and they wanted to stop they're bored with it and like we're just going to replace you we're going to put you in a pit but a fighting pit use your meat

I mean look if you don't yeah it's like the one kind of thread that like capitalism was you know capitalism is like a fragile proposition in some ways and like the thing that kind of ties it together is that like you kind of

is that the ultra wealthy like need the working class for something right right they need them to at least like to make their drink or to make their food like me a grasshopper manwell right like it's like there's There's some kind of need, mutual need, and that supposedly is going to lead to some kind of trickle down, which obviously it doesn't work that way a lot of the time.

No, right. Anyway, but now it's never going to work. Well, no, because the thing is like, look, I mean, that's the thing of immigration. It's like, look, no one, well, not no one, but most people don't, like, aren't mad and so, oh, you want, look, this guy wants a better life. That's nice. I really want that for him. And you're saying, you're saying that he was a victim of the, of the, of the regime that was causing

all these problems in this country and his war, oh, he was part of the regime. Oh, he's actually one of the ones of the cause of, either way. Let's come in here. Not everyone. A lot of people are just workers, right? Yeah.

I'm just saying, point is, like, everyone's a saint. No one, no one did anything wrong. You know? Was Germany you want me to come over there? I don't know. I was this guy down? He's a fucking, what, where do you go to the couch? Where are we getting here?

My point is like, it's not about, it's about like, well, okay, so. you are rich and you want me to do this work for you okay well I've been doing for a while how about you know I'm good at now I can do this world I think I raise my family have a little cut a bigger cut oh you found oh man well oh that guy are you also he'll just do it for nothing because because the currency got manipulated by you and his value the value smithmet magically their money is not the same as your money

see so they can buy stuff yeah I don't I'm not a mathematician. I've always kind of accepted the reality of a, no, when you build your economy up, then your money's working more. I got to go back on the drawing board. Does that actually make sense? Maybe it does.

It might not make as much sense as they claim, though. Right. Wait, wait, wait, wait, so his money buys a pound of flour, but mine doesn't. Yeah. I think he's a lot of horseshit. I think this is all, like, set up so that, like, they can just go, no, no, no,

see, he'll do her for, like, 10 cents. Because for 10 cents, he can buy, like, 10 chickens. right and that's just like replicated um like infinitely basically with automation like sure yeah but that stuff can be automated oh that's what's going on too yeah yeah but i think you're talking about right now and that's just that's quote it's bad as it is right they've been replacing people forever that's really just when they start annihilating us when they can automate pretty much everything yeah i love how it's done oh don't say the replacement don't say that that's code that's you know that's a conspiracy theory it's like never like no it's not no one's doing

it on per like that would be the argument well no one's doing it on purpose but not that's not happening you know what I mean it's like the argument against conspiracy theories is often not that like nothing you're saying is they're basically saying yeah they're not rejecting what you're saying or they are as my point but it's obvious what's going on it's just about it's really usually a matter of who's to blame is what you're saying yeah who's to blame and like to what extent is it intentional and to what extent is it just self-perpetuating. Right, but my point is like,

but there's never a thing of like, we should deal with it. Regardless, we'll figure it out and deal with it. No, that's never the answer. Right. You know what I mean? It's never like, your response is never,

huh, I think you're wrong about who's to blame. But we're, but yeah, workers should get, we shouldn't destroy the unions. Oh, you need to destroy this country. Not sure if that's true. I'm not sure if you've looked around. The country may have destroyed the union.

Cause and effect, I'm not sure that, I mean, I know we've all heard the stories about how, like, and Ford, you know, like, it was, it was 5,000 guys doing the work of 10 guys and guys would punch each other. I'm sure people have been, look, the mafia was involved with the unions, but that's the only way unions work. This is a myth that, like, collective bargaining is enough. You need a, you need a mafia to work with you. Look what happens when the mafia is gone. There's no union. Not many. Yeah, then you're just going to destroy it because I want to.

scab, they won't let me scab. I mean, look, you can be very annoying. Don't get me, I get the impulse when you've seen some guy going on, like, you know, but what do you want? You want to, I mean, what union does the rich have, the financiers have? How do their unions help them on 2000 in the financial crisis? Oh, they didn't need, the government just helped them immediately. Oh, the government bailed them.

The government gave them hundreds of billions of dollars with no union. Yeah. They didn't need a union. Just saying. like it's just like these ideas like you know oh yeah all right yeah all these guys everyone shut up everyone who thinks they're like they're like they're jong colt from that was shrugged i'm the great worker and all these bums do want health care and they want they want they want to be able to pay for their kids and if i if i if i hurt my leg i'll be fine even though i really reality i'll be

shot i'll be shot like old yeller which i didn't read you get shot right old yeller yeah is it sad is old yellow kind of a menace. I didn't read the book. Old Yeller gets, I'm pretty sure in Old Yelor, yeah, he gets rabies. Oh. And he has to be put down. Oh, it is bad.

I thought it was something like lighter. I thought it was more, they always think he was so tragic, like shoot Old Yeller. So this kid just really wanted to have his rabbit deer like not, not shoot it. Like, God, like, I heard he was a dog. Oh, I thought it was a deer.

Oh, you might be thinking about the yearling. I am. I didn't read either of them. So his dog is rabies, and this kid wanted to hide it. Was he trying to hide it? I bet he did. Maybe at first.

Oh, man. Imagine the... I bet he did. I bet he did. I bet if he'd been a homeless woman he gave her rabies and she lost a kid if he wouldn't care.

That kid's a sociopath. When your dog goes right, how about this? Make sure your dog can get rabies. How did the dog get rabies? What wasn't the kid doing when the dog got rabies? I think he wasn't watching the dog.

He was trying to peek in the showers like porkies. And women? is it like a rabid possum or something who bites him that's disgusting why it's some kind of wild animals why do you allow animals around i mean i love my cat but why i be a lot rabid possums that doesn't seem like science i don't think it even exists i think i wrote old yellow it's full of it honestly like possums there's a possum that used to hang out by my garbage can sometimes yeah and i've freaked out every time i saw that thing their tails are too narrow and too bald compared to with the rest of their bodies. Yeah, it's disgusting. No, I love weird things. I love otters and seals and I guess I have one of those otters,

whatever. But I like creepy animals. They're cute. Yeah. Possums. They're kind of like, if people talk about rats, rats are fine. It's like a giant rat that's been shaved on both hands. It's like a rat, King Ping rat.

Yeah. It's a rat pimp. Possum, they're just rat pimps. Find, you know, prove me wrong. I show up the college campuses. What happens? I know, no one's doing that anymore? We're going to show up to college campuses and be like, hey, I don't, I think, I think your ass smells.

Prove me wrong. Maybe we could recruit some people to, like, be our assistants for the podcast at, like, a campus, right? Like, we should, we put up shop there. Yeah. And we get him to a fight about possums. Possum should be, uh, quite a january frozen against their will. right like uh what like a what you're debating people on that well i mean that's the idea you got a lower men oh right yeah yeah you get excited i'm not good at that there's a whole class of

people out there but i guess guys who are like are really or really getting women to fight them verbally and then and then and then give me a number and like all right and that guy you know he's he's a he's just a debater right women women women just have a weird ideas about what men do They don't go start and fight at bars With women But that's like There's a fair warning

I'm not trying to ruin it for the guys But like we got you know With the guys that they're going like you know I think I think puppy should be murdered You know And you start fighting them And all of a sudden you're making love Just remember Ray told you

This is you know I mean it's fine He won't defend you No he's going to leave you I mean I don't care I'm not I'm not the guy going Oh now you're Look at you now you're pregnant

He's gone more fool you Look at you fool Covering his his placental blood You're used up I feel like sometimes guys who are argumentative like that Are actually more cowardly like Yeah on average

Because they're they're wrapping their whole Like their whole cowardly existence And a justification Right Yeah it is like Yeah Why should I have to defend you from that big man You handle it, lady.

Yeah, they're just trying to get it in. That's trying to get, like, do cardio. And look, I get, I get realistically, it could be hard to be the guy and be expected to do that. But I'm a small person. I never like to think of myself as someone who would run from a man, from a crisis. You should, you should, you should, you should, you should run. We're going to stay in your ground? I'm just saying, like, if there was an intruder in our home or something.

Yeah. I wouldn't want to let you handle it alone. Well, look, I mean, you. I would want to, like, get in there and then attack the ankles. Well, I mean, I feel like strategically, maybe we should come up with a plan for what you can do, like range attacks. Mm-hmm. You should get your gun. Yeah.

Yeah, that really is. Guns are really the move, I think. People like to talk a lot of smack about guns, but I mean, they don't call them, they'll call them the peacemaker for nothing. They make peace. Imagine, imagine if I was getting attacked by a possum and you try to shoot it and I got that. I took one to the head. Oh, my God. What would you say at the funeral about me?

I would say you were a great man. I guess it's a wash. Yeah. I mean, what you think? I want to get better at jumping. Like jumping straight up into the air. Sure. And then I can do the old jump and jump and stab.

Every guy, everything I've ever seen about fighting. It was like, it was definitely like jump up in the air. Yeah. And like, you know, have your feet leave the ground. It's always a great movement. move yeah I forget why but it's always almost never the answer you keep your feet planted never turn your back these like spinning attacks where you spin and kick like never show your even for a second show your back to anybody and then never have your feet leaves around that makes

sense I guess plant your feet I don't know the reasons I mean I mean they could be wrong I've been watching uh you know I don't know some some fake fighter Anyway I just think Like when the person's back Has turned to you Which why would it be When they're accosting you?

Well because you're only thing No well that's the thing Because you screw it away And now their back is to you Right Because they're they're mounting me They're penetrating me And I'm taking the brunt of all of it

And that's when I jump in With a knife Yeah And where you go first Neck All right Hopefully isn't it was strong neck yeah well do you speaking of this do you think the rich I think we I'm not sure we

got to the point where we were describing this dynamic but AI is basically going to replace all these people right everyone many yes many do you think there's a stigma against cannibalism and you always has been really as far as we go back but it's because like yeah we eat animals right yeah we do so what's the difference animals what's the difference That's not us. We're not eating each other. Right. Yeah, we have an association.

Well, if I told you that rich people don't think of you as a person. I would believe you. Yes. I do think that might be the next thing. We, we're going to be, you know, what are we going to do, chat GPT, we're going to replace, you know, I can't be a, I can't work at progressive auto insurance anymore. What do I do? I'm a meat boy. I'm butchered.

I'm butcher for my meat. Is this like a job someone could have where like slowly their meat gets taken off like little by little, but they're still living? I mean, we don't do it with animals. Why are we doing it with humans? Yeah. Why would that be the thing? You think you think you're that crazy? We're like, whoa.

Because then you'd be like, well, I guess if we start with the legs, we can have them do like, you know, data entry. Because someone still needs to type in some of his info into chat GPT. It can't all just be chat GPT. I mean, we can't scan it? Yeah, but what's it's scanning? Someone's got to print the things in the first place. Right, right. Okay.

So we have these people, like there's a big table, a big table with holes. I mean, not table, but think of a big, a massive table with holes in it. And you're kind of like with a gasket and you're kind of like, you're in a, you're kind of through the hole. Your legs are hanging dangling down the hole. And you have a desk on top where you're like scanning information to chat GPT. And in the bottom, they're slicing meat off your legs and ass, baking bacon out of your ass. Imagine getting meat sliced out of your ass. And then your supervisor comes over and it's like, oh, just so you know, you messed up on this data.

There's a lot of typos. So, yeah, I'm sorry. When you're using it, when you're using a vegetable peeler to shave my ass, I get a little jilted. And, you know, we don't care. We need you to be a team player. We can make it's a lot worse. Really? Like, oh, dude, think about it.

Like, yeah, you're right. I can this, I mean, this is bad. I mean, this could be, it is weird. Even at the end, just like your animal brain, not even you. Like, it's not about like what you want. Oh, you're soft. I mean, whatever. No, pretty much everyone at the verge of death will, like, you'll still not want to be tortured.

Right. It doesn't matter. Your body's not going to be like, oh, I can take it. It's like, I, this is the word. This is someone. Like, even in that level, you're still like, please, just, you know, like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, like a hell raiser with the cinnibuns right xenobytes they can be drilling your ear while you're doing it well if we put a little drill next to your ear is drilled your ear a little bit while you

type and then also slice your ass worse of both worlds you know i don't want this i don't want this for us i want i want to be better i want everyone to have a nice life you raise a kid you know you make your kids better your kids kind of suck lately it's just nasty kids dead-eyed kids yeah yeah but you still people deserve to raise a kid part of life

everyone is entitled to have a kid and then put an iPad in front of its face yeah leave me alone yeah this was great for a day a couple days and then I'm like I know I looked at my kid and I was like oh mom up here and father I looked down

oh never let anyone hurt you and then like the next day I was like I really want to play World of Warcraft again you haven't played that in years I know but all of a sudden I really want to play it again because it's an incredible urge to do anything but this

uh robots I'll try to do a poem I can't do a poem anyway whatever thanks much for tuning in maybe we'll do poems for the for the Patreon yeah maybe we'll do a poem

it's not for the Patreon you get an extra episode every week and maybe you got a poem no promises I might do a poem I might decide that's not that's not who I am what was it what was the first word I had robots robots robots for the tots buy some pots boil boil a person's foot but it was the ass for it was he asked me you got it you got to you got to say with passion like ruyard kipling You can't look at me, I can't.

Hello, I'm my own. Oh, look at you'll be replaced by J.GBT, working for free. Anyone but me? Can you have a little child? Yee. I remember when the Englishman had both narrows. One foot after the other, we're invading Afghanistan. And now they've wrapped me, they're wrapping my intestines around my face.

These are brutal men, the Afghans, all the horror, one foot over the other. Anyway, you're right, but it is better. It is better that way. All right. We'll see you all very soon. Have a great week. Thank you.