Kump - Ep. 225 Betrayed By My Sensei

Episode Date: August 14, 2025

Ray recounts his bizarre and slightly threatening run-in with “Sensei John,” a self-appointed personal trainer from his building’s basement gym. From unsolicited spotting to unsolicited insults, the saga takes twists through weight loss smack talk, oddball training methods, and the strange business pitch to “motivate” clients with kidnapping threats. Plus, Lucie and Ray dive into the new viral wave of sorority dance videos, the return of the bimbo archetype, and how coordinated cowgirl backflips might save the world — or at least Gaza.🎧 Get bonus episodes every week: https://patreon.com/raykump📱 Follow Ray:X/Twitter: @raykumpInstagram: @raykumpTikTok: @raykump

I have been betrayed by my sensei. I didn't even know I had a sensei. I didn't know you had a sensei. You had told me that, you know, I knew you had been trying to lose weight. Well, yeah, I'm not trying. I mean, I've lost 21 pounds in the past, I don't know, a couple days over two weeks. It's been incredible. I've been really proud of you.

They say it's water weight. Sensei John will say it's water weight. Why have I even called him Sensei John? I never called him that. But he insists, he's like, I have to call him a sensei. But there's a moot point because he's not even my Sensei anymore. Sense is a, that's a term from karate, isn't it? What's like karate, whatever?

You can be, you can be a martial arts, you know, kung fu. Have you been training in karate? No, he didn't teach me anything. He barely told me, like, so here's the deal. I've been going to the gym and I've been dieting and I'm in the gym and I meet this guy and he, and I'm doing like, you know, bench presses. And I'm not doing like 400 pound lifts, you know? I'm not pushing crazy weight.

but this guy comes in a little let me spot you bro and I'm like all right like thank you like I don't know I'm fine but you're coming home weekend is like no like you're like you like they probably thinks you're homophobic or something so it's just like no all right so you let him spot you because you're afraid of being accused of homophobia

well I mean you want to be like the antisocial guy like no I got them why if you do need help and you have to be like help me help me right and that people will just look at you you and mock you yeah exactly right well not mock me it's not no one's going to mean whatever the point Yes.

Thank you. It's kind of like it's what some women are experiencing now. Like, you know, they, they've been too aggressive and saying, stay away from me. Right. Don't look at my, don't look at my butt. They'll look at my face. And then they collapse under the weight of their. And they're crushed.

And they're crushed forever. And their spine doesn't work. Look, whatever. This guy comes over and like, yeah, he's like, and he's helped me out. He goes, like, asking me, like, oh, you start now, whatever. And so, yeah, he starts. I agree like he I agree to let him train me

but like I'm like I'm like how much I don't have a lot of money for this He's like I thought that you had hired a personal trainer You just met this guy at the gym? Well we had like in the gym in the basement We have an apartment building I don't people know we have we have the gym in the basement And then so I'm in down there

And I'm like yeah he's like down And look he didn't shape You know he's not like he's not like I mean he's not that big I mean like you know I don't know He's like probably he's a little shorter than me He's not like huge he's just kind of basically you know he's taught he's fit and he's like yeah he's got like he's

got muscles but not like big ones yeah so whatever i'm like you brown like yeah well also like you look i'll be honest with you i'm a little humble now yeah maybe it's harder as it's get older to do my own thing and this guy can help whatever and like i don't want to spend a hundred money he's like he's like a hundred bucks a week and you can stop it whenever which i'm like i don't know i mean personally it's a lot of money yeah but like all right look maybe you can maybe you can help me simply like a wait plan, got to get into a rhythm. I was using forever.

And then, so I've been texting him, and he blew up on me the other day. He got angry at you. Well, I mean, look, so I have these texts that, you know, let's pull these texts up. So this is, I said, I was selling him my,

my, uh, my, uh, you know, my, my fitness pal, whatever that thing is, you know, you're just like your stats or whatever. And he goes, this isn't good enough, you're not doing the work. And I look for, I look at, I look at the second. The first we got lost a bunch of like 15 or 17 pounds,

whatever was the second we got lost four pounds, which is like, look, the first we got water weight, right? I don't know how that works. I don't know how much water a fat man has his body, but apparently you have,

you have pounds of water and you have to get rid of that. And that's just, you know, so whatever, I'm not expecting to lose 15 pounds a week. I'm not like, this isn't like, I'm not trying to,

like, you know, do, you know, do the biggest loser or whatever, when they make you, you know, if you don't lose, like,

if you don't lose, 300 pounds every month they like you know they won't give you surgeries they're like that show they withhold surgeries if you don't lose weight fast enough right life saving surgeries or just or I mean yeah something out of my life like we won't give you your cancer treatment

but so they go to you that good it's like whatever I lost four pounds this week like four pounds means you're weak but he spelled the difference see he spells W-E-A-K instead of W-E-E-E-E-K oh I see that yeah

I have a nice pun and he goes call me Sense you lazy pig Which they didn't talk to me like you know me I wouldn't like let someone talk to me like this Well I when we were when you were pulling these up for the show I kind of at first thought maybe you know Maybe this is some kind of

You know Motivational thing that you worked out with him where he calls you a pig No I got or a Piece of shit or right Yeah like an Andrew Tate kind of thing Like you know to motivate you to get to get you hyped right you're lifting wings yeah i get it like i don't think he was actually stepping to me because like you know like some people like an aggressive trainer the vibe because he's look it's hard i guess

look i'm not saying a short guy couldn't take me in a fight yeah you know like pesci and goodfellows or whatever but a shorter guy i think he's inherently like he's not going to try to flex on you as i mean unless they're crazy yeah there are plenty of crazy short guys that's short than me but i mean i'm at that i'm not like i'm not six six you know uh so this is this is this is like whoa Because I'm like Where did this come from? You call me a lazy, like, you know, like, it's just kind of like, I'm not even threatened by the guy. It's more like you're trying to do like an Andrew Tate thing.

Does he even do that? Does he do like personal coaching where he's like, oh, you're not, you know, you're not, you know, pimping hard enough or whatever he does? Yeah. So, you know, is it someone, skip, to go to the next one. Well, it was a reason. A sense of respect. You have to earn respect. I want to like, look, I want to be like, hey, I don't call, I mean, because I, well, no, thank you.

I think it's true. And it'd be clear, I should have just, I should have in hindsight just say, hey, bro, like, why don't you think this is? It's good to see you standing up to Sensey John, because, uh, you don't call him Sensey John. Okay, all right. He's just John Higland to you. His name is John Higland.

Higland. Higland. I thought it was John Highland. I kept, like, I kept seeing originally, so it was John Highlander. Mm-hmm. But his name is John Higland, H-H-I-N-D. Is this guy going to stalk us? I don't know.

I mean, I guess he lives in our building. No. So, yeah, we'll be clear. I shouldn't have even entertained this, but I just wanted to, I wanted to try to, like, fight back, but not, like, hey, say, hey, like, usually I would just be like, hey, I'll come to your house of a gun. Right. I don't want to say that. So, like, Sense is a sign of respect. You have to earn respect.

And he says, no, Sensei just means teacher in Japanese. It's just so crazy. all right like trust me I watch almost I watch almost every episode

of One Piece and Death Note I guess he likes anime I don't know I told you when I took you on that you would have to do whatever I told you to do

or that I'd ruin your life He never said any of it Ruin your life Yeah ruin my life Like I'd ruin your life Like first of all He didn't take I reluctantly agreed to do this

It was like a temporary everything like you know is he gonna try to honeypot you I don't know like I don't know who we knows like I don't know if he's gonna get kicked out the building I don't know if he knows bankers yeah you know like he's he's like a weird guy he's a ball

they got a crew cut but like you can tell his hair his hair line's not particularly and I'm not judging him for that but you know I remember saying like people these short guys with doing hair you know they go to the gym and and they expect people to respect them

Yeah Which I don't disrespect him But I don't he like I don't If someone doesn't show me respect it on the streets I don't care You know but just don't don't mess You know it don't make me try Whatever

What does this guy look like? Like what is his ethnicity I mean guess he's white right Like you might be like you know He's like thin Like he's like yeah He's like kind of more thin Than built even

But he's cut He is cut Like he has like the lines on his arms Right Or whatever the veins you know like he's not a twink do you think is he royded out maybe no I don't think

Roy's make you cut like you know you got to say about weightlifting it's like it makes you uh like you know there's a build the bulking and then there's the cutting of the weight and the water that makes you look like that right so he might just be really

dehydrated and like a little muscular he's not like a little guy I remember watching a cute Jackman interview yeah where he talked about preparing for Wolverine right and he talked about how he just drank, he fasted and just drank water for three days. Right. And then on the fourth day, he sat in a hot, he drank no water and sat in a hot bath all day and just dehydrated himself.

Right. That's the whole move. That sounds like something like Sanjay John would do. Yeah. But with that, I mean, like, I can't, are you just dehydrating all the time? Is that your gimmick? You know, there's no reason to say that. He was just, like, it's good to have someone else watch you do things.

Right. I don't think, you know, I mean, whatever. Like, this is what I get for, like, actually, every time I try to humble myself, I get screwed. So you guys, well, you know, try, I'll ruin your life. I'm just like, I don't know what. I don't remember that. And I only agreed to let you train me because you're always downstairs in the gym. And you kept telling me that you could make my body hard.

He did. He said, you said that three times. He said three times the whole thing, I can make your body so hard. You don't understand. Yeah. Like, it was kind of like he talked like it was a salesman. Yeah. Bro, like, you know, you, like, you, like, he kept saying, like, you have a nice, you have a good frame, you can have a hard body.

I'm like, I'm, you know, well, good frame. You can't even tell everyone. No, I can tell. You have, you have the, you have the bones for, you can put, you put, you put, you put some hard body on that. And what are you talking about? It definitely, like, I mean, but it wasn't, I, I didn't feel like he was hitting on me or anything. Which, you know, I don't usually think men are trying to hit on me. but definitely had a weird like he was kind of objectifying me in a weird way

he might be nagging you Megan well like this is all well I don't know that's a good point I mean maybe I would have agree would you have like if this is where it ended but then he goes so he's like this three times I was drunk that day he said if I ever been sober I would have never have talked like that I would have known better you're so fat which is all right like I I mean, it's hurtful. I mean, it's always, it's always a little, like, you know, it doesn't feel nice. This is what these guys always do. Yeah.

You know, they gas you up at first, and then they try to tear you down. Yeah. Well, this guy's no good. He's a bad egg. It's not a good guy. Drunk, it was 1 p.m. Why were you drunk at 1 p.m.? And he just goes, is going the next one.

I was celebrating because my brother got into college. Which is so weird. Don't go telling people I drink, or I'll make you regret everything. You're off the team Right, I'm like, what team So that's the end of it That's basically my experience with With Sensei John

I don't There was other other people there Was he putting together a karate team Like for Cobra Guy? He never mentioned He said a couple times like You know like you call me Sensei He said at once but it was never like

Demanding of it until this Yeah This whole idea of like you know I was like, I'm not going to call him Sensei, right? But then like, but there's no team. There's no other people that. I mean, he's like, who know?

I don't know how often he's down there. Like, you know, if we go there now in the basement, is he, is he there? Maybe, I don't go the old times of the day. Is he even live here? Look, well, look, we're not. You just froze to me down here if you don't live there. No. I don't like the idea of, like, people coming down there and like just, like, starting businesses in our basement.

Yeah. Um, look, I, I'm not saying, obviously, we're not, we're not rich by any man. right but I you know I think that you should just maybe you should hire a real personal trainer instead of just letting letting homeless people in the basement trained he does for first of all he's not homeless all right so let's let's let's get that out of the way he didn't he did that strike me as a homeless guy he you know like he wasn't uh I did give money that's something but yeah but it was for training I mean look he he set up a split right like upper body lower body split and that was

I mean, you know, I didn't do enough steps, I guess it's a problem on a couple of days. I did, you know, I try to walk 10,000 steps a day, but he's not as he ran out of time. When you left your last training session, did he seem angry? No, that's weird. I don't know. He's not like he's measuring me, like a farm animal. Right. So, like, he didn't know.

I guess he thought, like, he's just, he's just a numbers guy. It's a weird, um, before, you know, just, by the way, subscribe to this show. and give us a like in the comments if you could give us a like and comment about if you're a personal trainer if you're whatever I feel weird

you know Patreon.com slash Freight Comp for extra episode every week I just gotta yeah it feels weird to be even saying that because it's just like I'm talking about this guy who's like you know you gotta get out in the first few minutes or else people you know whatever

it's weird he did pitch me like this show idea where it was like I guess this kind of makes sense because his whole thing was this gimmick he's like he's trying to he pitched me but he was telling me

how he wants to make this show where he I guess like a YouTube show or something or like it's like a fitness thing but it's like or maybe it's a bit I don't know it's something where he calls like I would hire you could hire him and go I want you to have trained my husband

but you can't know and like the idea would be that basically you would basically he would call me up or let's have training he did it for you yeah I would call you up and we don't have kids but he would say like if you did

like he'd find some other pain point but he go I'm gonna kid if you don't lose 10 pounds and like you go who is this it's like it's a guy of the blue and he's his whole gimmick is like is like threatened people kind of like I had a similar idea from an episode way back

where I was going to threaten to kidnap LeBron's kids to get him to play better LeBron James. It was something of that nature, right? I just thought I'd be the best coach. And so like, you know, and so it's kind of in that vein.

But that was a one, like, at least I know who the, I was already hired as to, you know, that reason. This is more like, this feels illegal. This feels like he wants to, I mean, I, I, I, my wife can't. consent to a guy thinking his kid is kidnapped. We're going to be kidnapped, right? Right. I mean,

you know, I guess maybe if the wife was in on it. I mean, she was like, if she was actually you know, if she fabricated the kidnapping of her son. I don't think a wife, I don't think when you get married, you like a wife, you

abdicate your right to not have that happen to you. Right? Like, I don't think your wife can decide that he's going to think his kid's in danger. And that's okay. Right. But I guess, I mean, maybe it's, maybe he's just thinking the wife will just get in trouble. Yeah, he's like, I'll just leave the wife holding the bag if the guy files charges.

Because he's not, he's not going to kid that I don't think. Hmm. This is, I mean, this is telling me this. He doesn't seem very mentally stable. He was telling me this while he was stretching me. He was like, yeah, I was on my back and he's pushing my leg back. He's telling me about it. He was using the foam roller on you?

No, there's a foam roller. What's the foam roller? It just like it gets some of the kinks out of your muscle. Yeah, he was just kind of taking my leg and pushing it back really hard. He's telling me this whole idea. I'm like, all right. I guess this makes sense. He's a weirdly, like you can tell you.

Yeah, I mean, I noticed that like whenever you would say sometimes like I'm going to go down to the gym for some, you know, mobility exercises. Right. And I always thought that's great. But then when you came back, like, you know, your neck would would be all fucked up. But that's probably because he would like he would have me do like bench like like curls, right? Like like with the 40 pound weights and I probably do 30s to do 40 it's bigger. I'm like, all right. I mean, I can do 40 but not like as many reps.

Yeah. But he would get on my back. I've heard we talked about this reason like I don't think this is the right way because I heard about like where prisoners were sometimes getting each other's backs and do squats. But he got got put me like he put me in a rear naked choke all him up but not like choking me. It's kind of like got around my neck while I did curls Which curls are like you know It's like just lifting your arm up It doesn't make sense

Yeah you don't want too much weight on your neck While you're doing curls I don't know I don't know you want any weight in your neck I mean me I mean he like I get You know I always get stuck in these plateaus I don't really know what you're supposed to be doing Well look I know like there's a whole thing where it's like There's a debate between whether you should like

Just isolate your muscles or like crossfit people And like Joe Rogan types right Like, Joe Rogan love to do the kettlebells. Yeah. And he had kettlebells that look like gorillas and orangutans and all sorts of animals. Oh, I love to have a kettlebell menagerie. Dude, I love to go to Joe Rogan's house and just see, like, every kind of kettlebell. Like, you know, a penguin kettlebell?

Yeah, zebra. I bet you think his kids just have, like, I don't want to talk about anyone's kids. Yeah. But if I had kids, that seems to be a great thing to give kids. Like, if you, if I have my own kids, I want to make sure they stay, you know, fit for your own health. Yeah. You give them animal kettlebells. I'm afraid that Joe Rogan's going to be like,

don't talk about my kids. What? He's going to get back to him. I didn't mean anything. I'm just saying he is cool like a rang his hand kettlebells. Whatever. The point is. Too many people are content to see their toddlers just be all chubby, you know?

Yeah. Like, you can get ripped as a two-year-old. There's no excuse. What am I getting ripped? But kettle bells are like, you know, guys who do like regular weightlifting will tell you like the kettlebells do like Dr. Mike from Renaissance periodization that like he I don't think he likes kettlebells

he thinks these guys are all like you know just there's too much emphasis on like being wobbly or being off kilter so that you build up resistor muscles and but that guy like that's stupid just like your muscles you can work harder that's I mean

I know I understand the the argument at least so my that's kind of what's in my head while this guy's on my neck and I'm just kind of like I don't It doesn't seem, like, but I thought that he was trying to do one of the cross. Like, I never, I never did CrossFit. Did you ever do CrossFit?

I did a little bit of CrossFit. Right. It sounds like something that might happen at CrossFit, right? Yeah, I mean, I, look, sometimes they would work you pretty hard of those programs. Look on wads. No, no one ever climbed on my neck and put all that weight on my neck while. I never went through an official CrossFit gym, so I didn't know. I thought maybe, like, you guys did that prisoner exchange.

You know, like the way prisoners help each other. Yeah. Because all about functional, like all functional strength. that me, you know, I mean, again, we should, we should have, maybe Dr. Mike, who can train me or some, or drove, I don't know, I mean, someone who's not, this is in my building, maybe. He's got, I mean, I'm not afraid of them. Like, I feel like, I feel like I could take him. You know, I'm surprised to hear that because you're also very sensitive about your neck.

You, you don't like, I don't, like, he, like, he, he had to be clear he wasn't, like, he was on my neck itself. It was a bit, like, my voice went up even there. I would probably, it was more like, he was, like, around my shirt. shoulders I guess like I'm just kind of saying he's like hanging on me in a weird way yeah which is like again for curls it's like uncomfortable but like not really yeah no if he was on my neck I probably would like fucking like not flipped out but just kind of like when you touch my neck still I've gotten used to it but like I just go freak out like it's just a spasm effect but do you guys like do a warm

up at all or well he would stretch me he would like grab my legs and then push him back really hard that's when he was telling me about the show idea and then he was he would have me like he would just kind of throw the ball at me he would stand still I don't know what you call it medicine bowls or whatever down there and he would take one that's a small not a big one

but like throw like you stand still and he would have me and he would just throw it at my like at my arms and you go like you know like should I block it? He's like just stand there and let it happen. I'm like all right dude like and he goes like what are we doing it

it's like a massage you know it's like you're a big guy I it's like you know it's like you need more like more more power like to loosen your get your muscles warm up right and uh yeah he wasn't called it was not like he's not like he was called me a fat pig at that point he was he was he was just saying you know you're a big guy he would say you know so it's funny behind the text chain he can be like oh you're you're so fat oh he'd say to my face you know yeah uh but yeah he was just he said you were a big guy he would throw the ball at me like

kind of hard. It wouldn't hurt that much, but it was kind of like the dull pain. Like, whatever, he said it was to loosen me up. I mean, I felt like he got,

you got the blood flowing. Whatever, I could take it. You know, it's like, it's like, do I get sore? It's like when you bump into something and you don't break your arm.

Right. But it's not nice. Yeah. Well, you were walking past the dumpster ones. I don't see how that could really, uh, improve your physique at all.

I, well, it's about, look, it's about getting you ready. I mean, let's not like slender everything in the, did. I mean, he's just, you know, he is in shape, right? I mean, I think there is a logic

to it. It's like, it gets you, it doesn't in itself, like, getting hit with the ball doesn't get you into shape per se. It just gets you in a position where you're, it's, it's, you're mentally more adjusted to taking the pain of lifting weights. That's what you explained to it at least. Okay. Right. Yeah, I guess that makes sense. Because weight, lifting weights is hard. Right? Like, He's supposed to be, if it's not hard, then lift more. Like, that's the whole thing. Like, it needs to be hard. So you have to kind of condition yourself to take more pain.

Yeah. And so that's, I mean, I think he was right about that. I think he had, there's some things he was right about. It's just, you know, he just flipped out on me for no reason. I guess he's not, maybe he's not alcohol. I don't know if he gets sued, but I think he might be an alcoholic. If he's getting drunk at 1 p.m., I mean, who celebrates their brothers, you know, getting into college?

you're also like what is that happen now i mean college is about to start yeah why would that would he just get in a wait list or something maybe i don't know how wait like when the wait list happened when when they find out well look maybe they're having a party like right before he goes to college or something at 1 p.m. where booze and booze maybe maybe he went to lunch like a diner and like everyone else is just eating normal like orange brunch orange juice and he's just getting like slammed whatever well look like sometimes an afternoon picnic

you'll have a few drinks right like you'll have a you know if people are making burgers and hot dogs and stuff you know like at a memorial day kind of picnic you might have a few beers but it was like no it was like a week day it was like Tuesday or something

yeah it was definitely a Tuesday because I remember I was working out it was a day after I start yeah yeah whatever I don't get to do it strange guy the sense he's a strange guy so i hope he's trying to do it i i'm i think you should when you go to the gym let me know because i don't want him i don't know if he knows us that we're i mean he could go look me up online yeah find the pocket he might find you like i don't want him to like try to get to you get to meet through you like if he i'll text him no should i text

him and say don't touch my wife if you have you should i text him and say if you touch my wife you're dead i i want you to be safe i would appreciate that. Is that, but can I get into jail for that? But also he might not and know that I'm your wife. Right,

but he can look up online and like, see you. Send him a picture of me and say, this is my wife. Yeah. Don't touch her. Right. Don't talk.

Don't, don't, don't try to train her. She's not, she's not when you're, you know, do I sense boys. I look.

I honestly, you can't just call yourself sent, I mean, even if it's a teacher, hey, he's not Japanese. If he is, I mean, is that racist?

Can you be born in Japan and maybe you're a white guy, I guess. It doesn't seem like his training... They're pretty restrictive. Like his training regimen is particularly Japanese. No, no. I mean, I don't know how Japanese get big.

I mean, you think of them as more like kind of slender and quick, like karate, right? But there's plenty. They can be plenty strong. Right. Right. I don't know if they have weights or if they have different kind of, you know, if they just kind of do, like, if there's Japanese kettlebells, they have like, you know, whatever. Like, you know, they don't like... Exotic spiders on them.

Yeah. And then, like, and like, and then orchids shaped like flowers, right? Yeah. Bonsai trees. Maybe we left bonsai tree. I don't know what Japan, Japanese people do. I don't, I don't think they would be comfortable with him saying he's like, you know, whatever. Like, I think, I'm like, what am I going to be like, oh, you're not allowed to say that?

Yeah. Hey, you're not allowed to use the word sensei. Well, who am I? What am I? Mark Barron? Yeah. You know? So, I don't know.

But yeah, the things are going, but overall, it's going well. Um, did, did Sensey John give you? I said, I'll stop calling him, Sensey John. I feel like, it's fun to say, but then I feel like it's just kind of like playing it to his hand. Look, did this man give you a diet plan at all? Did he have any input on your? Well, I showed him. I was basically just calorie restricting and keeping my macros.

He's like, yeah, that's fine. But, you know, you don't, don't cheat. Don't cheat. You all know, he said. Yeah. How would you know? I don't know. He just said, don't cheat.

I think he wants to be the tough guy. Yeah. But he's just like, you know. He's like I don't know he knows how he's like he's like don't shoot you're all know you can't say like I kind of said like that like I'll know so But no but I it's just yeah I've been eating a lot of you know chicken breast I buy chicken breast in the value packs and I and I freeze or put him in vacuum sealed immediately And put them in the freezer and I just pop in the suvete every day chicken breast

You see any doing yeah I mean they're delicious those soup You can eat the chicken bread. You're acting like we little will live together. So juicy. Why do you act like this isn't what you see me do every day? People are going to look at this going to go, wait, wait, is he making this up? I don't know. I really do make the chicken bread.

Fantasy is colliding with reality. What fantasy? Yeah, we talked a last week about the Smokey Joe. Right, yeah. And I mentioned on the Patreon episode, but I tried it out. and it was a jet flame was coming out of on my patio and I think, you know,

I have to get, like, I have to get one of those electric things that, like, plug into the coals because, uh, this is a jet of flame just going up into the freaking air. And it was like, I go, oh, who cares? Like, I live in a part of, I'm in a patio. It's a fucking, like, another patio above me.

I don't care for holding a bird, but it's probably not a good idea to bring everything down. Right. I get that you live, I get that you all live, like, American Pickers. They show American Pickers. When you go to the driveway. Someone's got like 10 acres of land with like three barns.

And then like the barns is full of old junk old old like you know and like a couple Coca-Cola ads from the 50s and a bunch of garbage. And that seems not I envy you, but I don't have all that space. So if a literal two foot flame coming out of the chimney of this thing, I don't know. I, whatever, I still cooked. I still made the burgers. Right. Don't, don't call me a bitch because I freaking, you know, because of that.

Oh, you such a pussy, you don't feel like, what do you want me to do? I'm not like afraid of fire. I'm just cautious around fire. We have all kinds of industrial stuff. Yeah. Near our balcony, too. I can just get the thing. It's a spatula that goes into the coals and won't smoke up apparently.

Yeah. So I want to not do that. I'm so sick of every age guy out there trying to like make me like oh why don't you do why don't I'll train you everyone's trying to train me I'm sick of being trained I know how to be a man you know I know I'm some child yeah I know I know how to make meat I know how to you know lift a weight I don't need other men to teach me anything I'm sick of this I'm going back to my instincts All right, I'll just train myself. I'll eat myself. I'll make my own food.

I don't need you people. I'll eat my own body. You know how to lose weight? Become a cannibal and you're your first victim. How about that? Why can't, why, look, why can't I just cut muscle off my body and then eat it to lose weight or cut fat? Why can't I, why can't I just like, if I know how, if I learn how to sew, if I'm a nurse practitioner, if I'm an RN or. even a physician's assistant I can't like I'm not saying like I've seen in movies like

people like sewing themselves when they get shot you use a mirror and they so like roan in like sewing himself or the guy was helping him right the bullet out and then sewing himself up why can't I do that but we're just taking pieces of fat and you do the cook to cook chicken with you know why can make stock I mean is it easy is it easy to render the fat from from a human from a human flesh like that probably a the other fat you cook slow you do low and slow when you cook slow and slow it's a way like if you have a chicken breast with the skin you put the skin down and you and you cook it as low we're a thigh right and you would just let it uh the fat render and then that would sizzle in the fat

and you get a nice cook that way if you go too quick the fat can't render that quickly and it all just burns so the same thing applies if you're if you're accountable for yourself Fair enough I mean You know I'm not saying I'm gonna do it But I'm just I'm I'm I'm so sick of like these guys Like walk around in speedos

Tell me how like be a man Wait John John wanted he watched around his speedos No but he like he reminded me He had like you could see he had like the V Yeah You know he wasn't in his speed up But he had these shorts like kind of like low cut But I'm thinking more like Andrew Tate

You know Is that kind of the pinnacle of male fitness goals is to get the V. I mean, at some point, the V became that. But in the 80s, no one cared about the V. No one cared about, you know, like, everyone wanted to be on Schwarzenegger and Stallone. And all of a sudden, like, when Fight Club came out, everyone's like, I want the dick V. Yeah.

And I'm saying, no, just, just, like, I'm so sick of, like, guys like, Sense A John, like, fucking acting like, you know, they're a pinnacle. No, look, you would get, I can crush you even now. You're like, oh, would you sit on me? Yeah, man, kind of. I would use my weight against you. You know, I'll hold you down and bring my, and bring force down upon you. Oh, you have to catch me first.

You know, well, yeah, we're in, yeah, I'm corny you. I'm not trying to hurt me. Like, am I, am I, am I, am I good at, why I be good at hunting sense A John in the, in the woods? No, because he'd be faster than me. You'll have to catch me first. He says as he slithers up, pull up bars. Right. I'm just saying, like, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not here trying to start stuff.

So, like, you know, these guys there was like, let me retort, well, I'll box you. I'm not going to, like, you know, like, I'll just grab onto you and I'll start biting you. And I'll, like, I'll fall on top of you. And look, once I get in better shape, I'll learn different tactics. I can do other things, but I adapt to my own body. Don't think you can hurt me, especially if you're not, baby. Look, guys in prison are very big. I'm afraid of them.

I'm afraid of them. They're in prison. But, you know, I mean, like, I wouldn't talk a bunch of shit to them to their face. I'm not going to send letters to prison. and go, hey, pussy. When you get out. When you get out, you're in for a world of pain.

Imagine that. Oh, you're a murderer. Well, I think you're a coward. And you can't do anything because you're behind bars. Here's a picture of me and my wife. Isn't she pretty? I don't do that. I'm not some guy who goes and tries to flex on people.

But don't try to intimidate me when I can easily just, you know, we we you do i get at very least hurt him i get at the very least you know he's he doesn't know where i've been do you seem skeptical but if you saw this guy i don't know what you think you don't i don't know if you know how men fight it'll get messy

my wife my wife's side is taking the sainte john's side though no no i'm against him whatever if he comes for us um you know we'll fight him off together. I don't need your help, you don't say, John. All right.

Let's move on. Let's move on from this whole mess. All right. So, yeah, you know, I'm sorry. I'm sorry for the past five years talking about my training or lack thereof or when I was, I was like,

I was like, I've got keto in years, try to other things. Hmm. Stuff about my keto. Sorry, I don't like talking about it. You start talking about this stuff and this happens. I'll deal with my own problems.

You know, Oh, they come to go and serve. No one, everyone's, no one even knows that was all his weight. We've been eating so much whole wheat things. Yeah. I, I ate the whole wheat. I eat quinoa.

I ate brown rice. You go, why'd you, somebody other day there. Why don't you shut up? You don't know nothing. So sick. I'm so sick of being able chirping. Chirping at me. You know?

Next time, next time someone tries to help me to gym, I'm just gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna fucking lose my shit. Oh, you really? These people never put their weights back in the right positions. The gym is a freaking nightmare down there. Hmm. You know, there's no, there's no, the weights are always, like, scattered about. If I, if I find it, maybe it's, maybe it's John, John Higland.

My weird name, John Higland. Yeah, look, he could be raging out in there, just throwing stuff. But it's not put back in the right spot. It's just in the wrong, and they're not in order. Mm-hmm. And I mean, like, the dumbbell rack. It's like, you know, I'll fucking kill it. I'll fucking.

go the hell go to hell uh what else is going on we have a this is a new phenomenon happening this is what you wanted to talk about this these are the girls of of of some sorority you wanted to talk about well I know you you I showed you a pick a video of this and you were like this is like uh this is a new trend on tic-tac sorority girls dancing okay you want to see some of this? Yeah, play it, play it, I guess. We're not playing the music. We don't know if it's copyrighted or not, but it's just a bunch of girls. I guess they're hot girls. They have all these, they're, they're super coordinated. They're all very coordinated. I mean, are they hot even? It's like they're part

of a single organism. I need better glasses. Are they all hot? I feel like some of them are hot and some from aren't. And they all just kind of wandering them, but whatever. They're all, they're all fine. Yeah. But this is all, it's become some kind of culture war thing. to be in a sorority video Because apparently I guess if you did this back three years ago They would have told you you can't do this I feel like this has always been a thing

You know sorority girls doing For as long as social media has existed anyway My college didn't have a great Didn't have a big life Yeah were you in the college Were you in a sorority? no what did you ever see them like they were doing as coordinated dancing um i don't know if it was as big back then like it was like you know every once in a while i'd see some kind of like hazing ritual what kind of

a fraternity or something but from not for sorority um not as much i didn't really see the sorority were the fraternity you're doing uh you know like i'm making people jog i honestly they weren't that extreme. Just physical training. Yeah. All right. I don't understand the point. I need.

Look, it's fine. I mean, I'm all for winning the culture war. Like, I would love for, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I didn't realize that it was that bad. I didn't realize that, like, you know, pretty white girls were, were, were they, were they being told, like, if they, if they, if they tried to, like, do a coordinated dance in the, in, like, in a, in a, I don't know, in the quad, is what they call it in college? Yeah. Would they be, like, well, no, not arrested, but, you know, would they be, would they be, would they be like, all right?

No, would they, would they, would they have been told that they, you know, allowed to, you have to be, like, you have to take a sensitivity training or something? If they danced. Yeah. it's a good question I mean like is there something like is this supposed to be an appropriated dance I don't think so I mean it could be

everything apparently is Native American I kind of think of what could be offensive about it but it's I mean they're doing it I guess they're doing it on I think the logic is supposed to be that like they put a fat girl on on the sports illustrated issue so that like but that was never

that the whole point was that wasn't organic right I don't care I don't care of girls dance Why don't you get Why don't I mean why don't but why don't they make other girls hotter Like why don't they do the right thing If they're gonna dance why don't they like the problem with sororities

Is that like and like here's what I don't get All these guys on Twitter who like show this stuff You go look this is what white girls are doing what But you need these hot white girls Like your point is to make more hot white girls right And make it okay to be blonde hot Not shave your head not be done buying it or whatever Right.

That's your angle. Like, all right. But, like, shouldn't you, shouldn't the goal be the train, like, the, the other people? Like, shouldn't they be trying to she's all that in all the, like, the uggos? She's all that, all the blue hairs. Like, get the fat girls. Yeah. Get those fat girls.

Like, they should do panty rate, you know, panty raids. But instead of panty raids, they go and they beat up a fact, not beat her up, but they take her. They're not beat her up. But, what's the wrong word, take her, like, kidnapper. You know. But, like, in the way colleges do. in a way that's a prank I don't know

like in college you can just do stuff as a prank right like it seems to be the thing like you know I don't mean literally kidnapped them but like you know So you're imagining her getting tied you know tied to a chair they put some they put some makeup on her

Maybe a weed They always look I want me clear They always say they want to kidnap Like they like oh I They came in my room at 2 a.m They made me do this right These frats and these sorority Like hazing things

I just immediately I'm like why do you what do you mean they like they did you not consent to this like you like are they invading like home invasion but no it's probably sign i i did sign up whatever they tell you right yeah but these people signed up for this so i imagine some of the fat women and the ugly women are signing up to be and the girls are rejecting them and i'm not saying but don't get me guys i'm not saying to put them in this video and cut back to it here so you can see it i don't want the fat girls doing this That's not my point.

I'm not advocating for that. I am just saying, but why don't these girls give back to the community and train and like physically train the fat women? Right. And so they are supposed to do charity. I mean, the sorority is in fraternity. The whole point of college is to learn

and your whole thing is that you're hot, why aren't you training people to be hot? It's not all genetic rodeo. Some of it's just that, you know, people aren't, you know, their parents were lazy or their parents like watching, you know, glee instead of you know going going to the gym with their kids right

too much glee not enough weights or they don't know or their parents don't know that you're supposed to use hydraulic acid to you know burn your kids acne off you're using hydrochloric acid you're mixing up hydraulic fluid and hydrochloric acid is that a big deal

yeah it's a little different I don't know what hydraulic fluid would be like on your skin it might be it might not be nice but whatever Um, I mean, what do you think of these girls? Do you think they're, do you think you, like, do they make you wish you were in a sorority? I mean, they're all very pretty.

I mean, this has always been kind of my image of a sorority. Yeah. Uh, you know, maybe like, it's altered a little bit by just social media being there. Do you have a little bit of the video and watch? Is it more than one? Um, yeah, there's another here. Watch another one. Let's see, let's see if it holds up.

Now, this is cool because they're doing backflips. Yeah, they're all dressed like cowgirls. Are these, like, I guess they're, from like Oklahoma or whatever yeah no I mean I hate that I really don't like the idea that they were being so they were being like abused until recently until Trump got in office or whatever they were they were being detained I don't like you know I'm all for these girls and like honestly I don't think they're not my type like you're like I can't stand that energy I mean I feel like all these Twitter guys who like talk about how great this is

would not get along with these girls. Right. Well, yeah, like, you know, that's something some people have pointed out, is that, like, you know. And not because, like, depending on the day, these guys are, like, either,

either, this is either the sign that we're free. Right. Or they're just being horrid. Right. Well, yeah, like, women, women, women, very often, I guess, uh,

fall into that. Mm. are a podcaster. I mean, facing a load of gum, what's the difference? The podcast or horror complex. Right. Run steep. I mean, the whole, the whole, I mean, I get it.

I get it. You don't want, you. They try to get you into a position where you can't, you have no options. Hmm. Oh, you know, it's, it's all great if you, if you make, you know, a hundred grand a month of only fans. Right. But if you make 200 bucks a month and then you quit after six months, then what?

Then you're just some, they just some, I mean, you try to get. Then you try to get a job at Zaxby's, the chicken restaurant, you know, you go, I give up. I was trying to show my booty, do the booty dance, pump and bumping, pump and dumping, pump my dumper. You know, and it didn't work out. But now I want to work at Zaxby's and just make, is it a fried chicken? What does Zaxby's have? Probably the Zaxby's menu. I've never been to it with Zaxby's.

I've heard they're delicious. Yeah, I could cook that menu there. This is, this is the menu of Zaxbys. And you go, well, you know, and you could be serving. Look, I used to dump my pump. I used to pump my dumper out, you know, I was the only fans with $200 bucks a month. But now I'm humbling myself for the Lord. I'm going to work at Zaxpies.

I'm going to sell, I'm going to sell you the Zapatizer trio. The fingers and wings me. meal, the sandwich, you know, the salad, instead of salads, they have salads. Is there anything, is there anything when they show you a career, go careers? Let's see what careers they have because what I'm talking about. I don't, I don't want to slander them, you know, maybe they might very well not look you up, but I'm afraid that even like those Axpies, if I, if I have an only fan's record or even a podcast record, they'd be like, well, you know, you don't work.

They wouldn't tell you that. Right. No one ever tells you that they did not fire you for a certain. reason but you know but xxpies might be like well you know we'd love to have you on the team but we actually a lot of religious people like our chicken that's not afraid of

so I you know I'm not I don't want to shame anyone into not podcasting or not we're being a only fan's girl but you know you I'm sure if I tried to go to the job at zaxby's like this guy this guy's you know yelling about some trainer who he who's like he was choking

him you know yeah if it was me sure I don't know they're going to hire They're going to bother hiring me They're going to hire the 19 year old kid Who doesn't have any of that in line Right

If I'm the guy at Zaxby's I'm not hired me That's what I'm saying Yeah I mean look We're living in a social credit system now This is it Oh China has something what do you think this is The social credit score comes from like you know Show your ass or don't

So these girls are online I mean honestly if the political wing Wins shift together you might not be able those sorority videos might keep you out of something sure I mean what do you what you were here you know doing you were here dancing in blue jeans

and blue jeans is now who's dancing in blue means girls yeah those are Daisy Dukes or now or short shorts yeah but they're denim right blue jeans who would care about some girls dancing in blue jeans what is this some Jordanish jeans ad

no they're doing shorts jean shorts yeah if you if you pitch that to me I'm the head of like Netflix I'm like get lost like pitch me pitch me the girls and the jeans um we're gonna have some girls and jeans doing a big dance it's gonna be really

elaborate do the jeans have a hole where the where the ass is you can see the ass is that no they're just gonna be normal straight like jeans like the pair of jeans of Sydney Sweeney wore in that ad those were she weren't like wasn't you wearing like cover all like half a half a half a

half a nurse's outfit she was wearing like an aviation mechanics outfit she wasn't wearing jeans right so they're going to be wearing that denim and jeans are different denim's a fabric and jeans are like the pants and uh they're going to be doing

back flips and and docee doze and pleaes yeah you think I mean look I don't I think we need we need to college is we need we need to teach people we need to go back to basics

we need college to be like the military like ROTC like everyone in college you should have to you should have to go to basic training in the college I think everyone who goes to college just have to like learn how to fire a gun right

you live in barracks yeah and you know we teach people to dance we teach people we teach here's the thing everyone goes into the military but like the military part's very minimal in my view we teach people how to talk to women right no one knows how to talk to women and we teach women how to talk you know how to how to you know appreciate men because no one receives respect each other anymore you know you have the men who just you know they like they look at a woman and they go

I want to have sex with her and they lose their mind and they start bringing up like you know Digimon and Pokemon And whatever that or death note Or whatever they're into Yeah and they can't focus They you know or some video game Or they or they or they or they try like you know They just send a picture of their cock

Enough We learn how to To converse with a woman And but you also To be fair You need to convince these women You have to kind of convince these women There's not enough tall guys out there for them

No These women are all want tall, like, you know, affluent men. You got, you have to show them. We need to show them, like, what we need, like, a guy like Sanjay John who is shorter to be, like, in these positions where he's hurting people. We need to find certain ways of just kind of subconsciously sexualizing. Right. Short taught men. Short taught men who have, like, a decent salary, you know?

Yeah. Like, stop putting Heath Ledger on, I mean, I know. he was a gay cowboy, but still, I feel like people look at Heath Ledger in the Burbank Mountain as like the pinnacle of man. And he's a cool guy, but like he could have been short. You know, like, Pesci is never

the guy who like, except for my cousin Vinnie, where he had Mursa Tomei. Right. But every other time, he's just like, you know, he's the short guy. He's just short and he can't live. Every movie, every movie, ever the movie about Joe Pesci is about how he has to like fight to get cancer treatment because no

doctors don't want to help him. because he's too short You know Like you know Like you know Seen in Goodfellas Where like you go They cut it out

But where he goes to the cancer doctor I guess we would operate but you know It's like There's no reason for you to live But they ended up cutting it Because they go It takes this thing out of him getting whacked Because he go

Oh People thought like didn't care as much Because he's going to die anyway So they removed that scene How did how tell was Bruce Lee? I'm not sure Look him up Look up Bruce Lee

I don't think he was very tall. I think he was on a shorter size of like big 5-8. I'm tall-in-brusely. You have to be 5-8 to be a death machine like Bruce Lee. I mean, to be fair, Bruce Lee, I mean, he got killed by a vibrating punch, I think. The whole thing that killed him was like some punch that like, look a look up the, look

up how Bruce Lee's eye, like fist of death or something. That's a movie, but there's some, some theory. So what's this? This is a... Lee died at the age of 32 years in Hong Kong. 32, geez. Under mysterious circumstances, the cause of death is unknown,

although numerous hypotheses have been proposed from assassination by gangsters to the more recent suggestion. In 2018, he died from a heat stroke. Yeah, I'm just saying, like, I don't, I feel like, you know, Schwarzenegger wouldn't have gotten a heat stroke. Well, of course he did.

Look at how dehydrated and taught that body is. You can't be that dehydrated. Like, he's not, look, he's big compared to, like, a really, like, a child. But he's, like, small, look, it's not about speed with him. He was so quick. Right. That was his whole thing. And I get it.

That's what we need to. We need to start sexualizing quickness. Right. With men. I mean, if you're, if you're, the, the quicker you are. How are they, how would that get demonstrated at a date, though? Like, all right. So I'm in a bar.

Yeah. And I'm like, you know, I'm like, hey, hey, honey, girl, sweetie baby. Yeah. We're the, we're the girls. Oh, okay. Okay, yeah. We're role playing here. Oh, right.

Hey, honey, girl, sweetie, baby. Oh, thank you so much for taking me out on a date. No, I'm approaching you at a bar. Oh, okay. I've been on a date already. Jesus. All right. So I roll up on you.

Mm-hmm. You're at a bar with some chick that you know, some friend, maybe a couple of friends. Got it. Whatever. A bunch of hens. So I roll up. And I'm like, and I'm wearing, I'm wearing, I'm wearing, what I'm wearing now? I'm wearing a smart looking, a smart looking hoodie and sunglasses and a hat.

wild hat I go hey honey girl sweetie baby oh hi there hi dad you said I said oh hi there are you Suthering just totally you normally talk we must make it's a real role play okay all right fine hi honey girl sweetie baby why are you calling me that well I'm just trying to show what show your value I'm trying to give a lot a lot of guys try to devalue I don't want a mansplained to you but a lot of guys out there guys who aren't as nice as me will try to devalue you try to make you feel like you're less than you are so that you you're more likely to take them as a man as a mate as a provider I'm up I don't like to play a weak game like that I want I want to put I want a challenge oh wow well I really respect that yeah so how you don't um so I just wanted if you don't mind I want you to see the kind of guy I am so kind of kind of run for you. Run for me.

I want you to see how quick I am. Where are you going to run? How am I going to watch you? And there's a problem. There's a problem with you. I mean, I don't want to nitpick every idea you have, Lucy, but you mean, how would this work? How would I demonstrate speed to this woman?

You know, it's got to be, it makes more. Obviously, this creates room for dishonesty, but I just think it should be like, it should become more commonplace to talk about how fast you can run. Like how fast you run a mile or something? 100 meter dash? Yeah. Yeah, all right. Or how fast you can bob and weave.

Why not just have boxes everywhere? Here's a thing. Honestly, maybe a short guy's as a rule should just come up to women bobbing and weaving. You know, shadow boxing. I feel like women are going to take that as a threat. I feel like women are going to take it the wrong way and think that this short guy is trying to box them. Because if someone bobs and weaves at me, I think they're trying to transfer a bunch of me. Right, yeah.

Here's what we need. We need some kind of uniform weight. And maybe it could be, maybe Jordan can help us out with his orangutans or whatever, guerrilla, guerrilla kill a bell. American kettlebell and like a 50-pound kettlebell or a hundred-pound kettlebell. And every bar has to have one.

Same way you have a fire extinguisher. You have a gorilla-faced kettlebell or whatever. Maybe it's a kettlebell and whether it's the face of the current president, whatever. and then you have to if you want to hit on the girl you just got to grab the bell and you go look what I can do

and you start you know lifting it and throwing it around bending over picking it up you can see your ass throwing it through your legs yeah I mean you're not to toss it that's the kind of shit that gets you in trouble with the bouncers because the one thing you don't do

you don't throw it can you juggle him you know you really shouldn't leave your hand but the guys do do that they'll juggle it like a big tough guy I think oh you know because look here's a problem it's good enough for most guys but these meatheads to get jacked as shit

I'm not even talking about Sanjay John I mean like big guys they like oh because like you know there'll be a guy who's half that guy's size who would easily like lift that weight and there's a point where like you this guy's trying to demonstrate how much stronger he is than that guy but it's not enough weight

but we can't have a 400 pound weight lying around for just this one guy meat had to have you know yeah so he's he tries to juggle it as you can see how much stronger he is but that's dangerous right yeah

but these these meat heads don't care right they want to fight bouncers just to test them I don't get it so you can't

you know whatever point is it's you know you just demonstrate how strong you are like gives men but women have to kind of learn

yeah we have to train them a little bit it's not I don't mean in a disciplined daddy kind of way I mean just in a way of like society

like if a man's going to put the effort and you've got to kind of accept it. You know, like the, that's cool at least. Right. You have to at least say nice things to him. That's really, I don't want to have sex with you, but that's nice. That's a good rule of thought.

Yeah, be nice to a guy. Don't just blow him off. If he, if he, if he can squat, uh, 10 of the, of the gorilla gorilla, gorilla, kettlebell, you know, I'm just saying men need to be less misogynistic and women need to be less snotty. Yeah. Less than you have to have sex with the guy. Leave him feeling good about himself.

Be a, be a, salesman you know learn to sell like that's a good point i think some more women could be better salesman of the idea of not having sex with a guy he's why i don't want i'm sex yeah i'm gonna some reasons and you're gonna love that i'm just saying it's just because like we we we've screwed up the incentives marty grab beads who is that good for even new orleans sucks because i mean i love New Orleans, but, like, I don't go there a Mardi Gras. It's just a mat. I know it's good for their economy, I guess, but I mean,

look, we can't just base society. We can't, like, not fix society because the guys who make beads might get hurt. You know? I'm sorry the guys who make plastic beads might lose a little bit of money if we shift away from that. Right.

What if we I mean, maybe maybe we can sell the beads. we just become the new big bead yeah this is all a ploy to get people to close down and then we come back and we look you know and we act like I remember those those woke assholes

we took away your beads and we're bringing them back baby yeah we're bringing back the beads and we make a ton of money this could work actually this could be a good plan this feels like the plot of season one of the shield kind of in a different way

you know like we're just kind of like we're the first guy like depressed the value and then buy the troubled asset and then get the asset to go up and price rebrand it rebrand it yeah that's what i mean is that what's happening now is that the sororities create woke just to make the to revalue sororities i feel like that might they kind of gels like they had that movie with uh um anna ferris which she was like a playboy of a bunny the bunny the bunny next door whatever was called yeah remember that and then and then and that was like

And then that would, they would never make that movie, like, in the 2019s. Because it wasn't, you know, but I'm just saying people were sick of sororities. Right. But now everyone's so excited about them. I wonder if, you know, is there it? I feel like for a while people just kind of got sick of the blonde archetype. Right. Like the, the sexy thing became more like brunettes.

Right. Bimbo's created woke. Yeah. Bimbo's are back. In a big way. You know, oh, there was a time where it was, like, having big tits and blonde hair and a smile was gauche, right? Mm-hmm. Where, you know, people want to microbrews and gastropubs, right?

Exposed, exposed lighting fixtures. And pierced up, uh, tatted up suicide girls. Yeah. I'm not, we're not talking about like the 2010s or whatever, well, the 20, pandemic era. But before that, it was so exactly suicide girls. they'll tatted up and what's a corn-fed white white girl to do but now now now who's that who's paying the piper right it's back bimbo's are back it's america it's good i mean look everyone knows the rules now whatever we can go through these cycles with more uh vigor vigor

more range It's a fun time and be alive I'm very excited to see if these sorority girls can do something about the whole war in Gaza I'd love for them

to fix that that could be a charity that could be the charity saving Gaza I mean imagine considering how many people they have inspired yeah

imagine if like if they all went on a hunger strike right and America just saw these sorority girls And it look even better because it's losing the little weight, right? They look even better at first, but then that hits kind of a wall.

Oh, it just gets smaller. Yeah. And, you know, it would become horrifying. People would lose their minds. That might actually turn the tide. That's a great idea. Hey, you want these meatbags to come back? Get your ass over to Congress and then they don't stop the war in Gaza.

Stop genociding. Or my meatbags never come back. They can save the world I believe in them So balls in your court sorority Balls in your court You could do something big here Big as big as your

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