Kump - Ep. 226 Kump On A List
Episode Date: August 21, 2025Ray and Lucy update the “Sensei John” situation which has escalated with slander. Ray spirals about eviction, plots basement-dungeon diplomacy, schizophrenia simulators.👉 Patreon: patreon.com/r...aykump
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Welcome to Kump, and please stop calling him Sensei John.
All right, Sensei John.
People keep messaging me saying, oh, the updates on Sensei John.
They're commenting on YouTube.
They're commenting on Twitter.
X.com.
What's up with Sensei John?
There is no Sensei John.
Sesea John is a character that John Higland made up.
This is a man who you met in our basement.
Not Highlander.
Higland.
Who somehow convinced you into letting him coach you.
Look, I let him, I think it will coach me.
I mean, like, I'm going to be down in the gym anyway.
I'm down there.
I'm getting sweat.
I'm getting pump.
Why, you know, if a guy wants to, you know, give me some pointers, you know, I'll, I'll let them.
I'll pay him a little money if he wants to spot me and just make, I'm not good with organizing stuff.
That's regardless.
It doesn't matter, all right?
If you watch last week, you know, this John Higlin guy, this guy paid to be, like, quote, quote, trainer, I guess.
Got, got, you know, after one update, got really mad and called me, started calling me names and fat and slob or whatever.
Wait, wait, wait, you paid this man?
Well, I mean, I paid, I paid him, like, a $200 deposit.
And then, like, it was supposed to be $50 a week after that.
So, he's got, he beat me on the deposits, I guess, but I'm not going to keep paying him.
He's insisting that I keep paying him.
He's insisting that like,
but he's not no power to enforce that.
I didn't sign a contract.
You're not goals, Jim.
But, yeah, but he's not always playing hardball.
He's gone behind my back,
this John Hinkle and God,
because he wanted me to call him Sensei.
I never agreed to call him Sensei, all right?
That's something he wants.
That's something he, I'm not playing his game,
but he's playing a dirty game
where he's gone to the landlord now,
and now I'm on a list.
The landlord has said that, like,
I'm on some kind of probationary list.
I'm not supposed to use a gym.
They,
we might get evicted.
I don't think that's going to happen.
But I don't even know what power they have here.
I don't understand.
He's now trying to ruin our lives.
You know,
he's literally trying to destroy everything I've built.
He's,
he's telling them that I'm using a barbecue
where I'm not supposed to use it on my patio.
I just throw my barbecue out.
You know,
I mean,
I just took it in.
I didn't really throw it.
it out before they know
I told them I thought they don't listen to this
but you know it's like
you know but he's trying
to tell him that you know you're recording a podcast
here
who cares they know they come they've come
and service our air conditioner they see
what do you think what do you think they think we're doing
but he doesn't know he's trying
to play dirty he's trying to destroy
my livelihood
and I'm not going to take it lying
down look I think we need to start
preparing for what goes down
if this guy comes to our door.
No, because I'm not afraid of John Higland.
I'm not afraid of him.
I don't care.
Like, people think just because you have, like, toned arms, I'm afraid of you.
I'll rag doll, John Higland.
I'll throw him in the sewer.
All right?
I'll drag him.
I'll drag him like when those movies were a guy's dragging a woman by the hair.
And everyone feels really bad because it's a woman, but he's a man.
Does he have long hair?
He has hair.
He has a nice head of hair.
I wouldn't call it a ponytail
He doesn't go down to his ass
I'll put his hair in his
Well no
We'll see
But he'll be he'll be
I'll shave him
I'll shave him like the rat he is
And I'll leave him in the sewer
metaphorically
That's a good move that's very humiliating
Yeah
No I'll show look
You don't understand what I'll do with John Higland
I'll bite his fingers
I'll spit in his eyes
I'll just hold him down and just spit
into his eye over and over until he gets a pink eye
You know, you think your mouth's sterile
Everyone thinks your own spit is sterile
Well, first of all, even if it was,
I had a girl telling me that once that spit is sterile
And I can wash my contacts with my spit
You know, and she was like some kind of biology major or something
I don't know, I told people like subsequently told people that
Because I started using that trick when my contacts
I got drug and then have eyedrops
I take it out and put in my mouth for a second
You let your contact
Oh right
We were in married
You can't take no takebacks
All right
This is like
And people look at me like
I was scum
And I realized this girl
I mean she was a pretty girl
She wasn't a weird
She didn't seem like that weird
But apparently she was a big weird
And she gave me bad information
This is years ago
All right
It's in my past
I'm not going to apologize
Because at one point
It's not the same contacts
But regardless
Even if that's true
It's my spit going in his eye
of course like you you know you take a young lady as credentials seriously and you just and you end up and you end up getting a spit all over your eye contact it's a wonder i'm not everyone who's called these guys incels and all these lonely men he's in cells i mean i don't agree with andrew tate's methods i don't agree with the like the prescription to like you know wear bikini shorts or wherever he does and show everyone's you know his junk and like talk about like on bikinis i don't think that's manly but i agree these men are lonely for a
reason. Because women just tell them
dispirious things
that hurt them. That hurt them
later in life. That embarrass them.
That make them sick.
I didn't get sick. Yeah.
I didn't get sick at all.
I'm a healthy.
Do I get pink eye like once a year?
Who doesn't?
Well, okay. Well, I'm glad that you have a plan
for John Hickland. I mean, you know.
Well, look, let them come. Let them come
at me. Let John Hengland show his
face and see what happens
come to my door. You know,
he wants to play games for his typewriter,
sending letters to my landlord. How about
I'll send a letter to the landlord saying that, you know,
I see you dragging kids into the basement.
Oh, wow. He writes, he writes
hand-typed. I don't know.
I mean, I assume, I mean...
Letters. I know he has a typewriter. I don't know if he sent
them a typewritten letter. He's talked about
his stupid IBM's electric or whatever he has.
I thought he was like, he's like, what kind of
shock is he? Like, all he talked about,
he barely taught me anything. I gave his guy
$200 and most of what
he talked about was how he wants to write a novel
and he bought an IBM Selectric.
I'm not even sure if it's a good
typewriter or not. I know it was
a prevalent one, but if you're like a
typewriter in there, is that a good one to get?
I don't know. You can comment in the
comments, please.
No, seriously, I don't know.
He's like, he acted like I was something I should
be impressed that he bought some like IBM
Electric. I'm like, oh, what did you go
buy the, you know, a thrift store?
No, there's a guy online who's
services them and sells them, you know, custom refurb.
I'm like, all right.
And it's like, it was $400 on it.
Hmm.
Which, is that a good price?
He said it works perfectly.
I don't know.
I don't know what he's doing.
He hasn't read.
I don't even know what he was.
I can't say.
I couldn't, I couldn't write a novel without this.
Well, he's like, you know, what I do?
Write a novel and the same thing I, you know, did I make meal plans on?
Hmm.
I'm kind of, like, well, he didn't even make me a meal plan.
I'm doing my own meal plans.
This guy thinks.
he can play dirty he doesn't know how dirty
I don't I feel I'm a little handicapped
because I have you around
so it's a nice thing
because I can't just throw my life away but I'll throw
my life away and even with you
around if it gets if it gets annoying
enough I'll throw my life I'll go to prison
I mean I never been to prison but I mean I feel
like I would you'd wait for me
this is why it's good to have a protector
in the house I'm on a list
a protector
you know a speech
personality because you know a lot of guys they might they might get stalkers like this
right they might drag stalkers into into their wife's life right but they don't even know how to
handle oh yeah no i'll stalk him yeah you want you stalk me i'll stalk you back i'll just i'll just
have a mirror i'll get one of those like they make them yet those 360 cameras
or you have to turn them still i'll get cameras i'll get i'll get all sorts of shit
They used to have the spy glasses for kids.
It was the whole thing.
You remember with the mirrors in the glasses?
By the way, by the way,
before we get into nitty-gritty,
I have to plug this.
I have to plug it.
Just go.
I'm streaming every day now.
All right?
I have to get back at John Higland.
So I'm streaming every day.
I'll discuss, I'll give you updates.
If you want more updates after this.
But just, you know,
I know I was saying kick for a while,
but then I realized,
12 people follow me on kick,
and I have over 1,000 people follow me on Twitch.
So I might try to simulcast,
but for now, I've been doing Twitch.
I'm just saying, but you want to you,
and look, even if you don't want to watch the stream,
just know there'll be clips in the YouTube feed.
New clips, and then there won't be clips from the show,
this show.
There'll be clips from this.
I'm not putting random things of me playing Mario,
Luigi's Castle or whatever.
Look, oh, look, we got to find Luigi.
Oh, I'm just sitting there.
and why am I watching this clip?
It would be good stuff.
Whatever.
If you like this show, you'll like that.
So click on a note.
Don't be afraid to click on them
when they show up in your feed.
Also, and while you're there,
you can subscribe to the channel.
You like all the videos
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Don't let John Higland win.
Don't call them Sensey John.
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Patreon.com slash rate comp.
Extra episode every week.
On that.
So that's all the plugs.
All right.
If you listen to Sense A John, I'll plug you.
Why, I just called him Sensei John, didn't I?
Maybe Sensei John was worth the, was worth it.
Don't call him Sense John.
Sorry, maybe John Hickland is worth the, worth the price after all.
Yeah.
Because you did say one of the things he would scream at you.
Yeah.
As you were doing, you know, weighted sit-ups with him on leaning on your neck or whatever.
Yeah, well, he'd be kind of pressing.
Yeah, whatever.
It wasn't good.
It was, it was like, it was like, it was like holding onto my neck.
But while he was injuring you in this way.
He was doing squats, I believe it was what it was.
That was right.
And he was holding on, he was holding onto my neck.
And while he was doing this, but, you know, it doesn't seem like the safest way to build strength.
But, like, as he was doing, he would scream at you about creating more content.
Yeah, but he, well, he, no, he was mostly scream about his content and how, like, and he's stupid how he had to, like, buy ribbons or toner.
I forget what he was, he said he got inkled over his hands at one point.
And he was just, and he's like, what was this goddamn ink?
going, you know, I have to go on a date later.
And I'm like, well, I don't know.
I mean, he has to be dates this week.
I don't know what he's doing.
I think he might be, like, he might be something kind of prostitute.
I'm not trying to, like, give him a compliment.
Like, oh, wow, well, what a guy, where the guy to be prostit, you know, the desirable man or anything.
I mean, he has nice hair.
And he's totally, he's fit.
He's not my, I don't think he's particularly strong.
I start I'm curling like a 20-pound weight.
What is that?
He's like, oh, I'm just doing some conditioning.
What?
A woman?
Were you a woman with that weight?
I'm sorry, you're going to let me, you know, you're going to be silent for that.
No, I mean, I've got, I'm shit on women now.
All right.
I curl basically 20 pounds.
Right, well, you're a woman.
Yeah.
No, I'm saying you're right.
Yeah.
Right.
So don't, don't, don't, don't, don't.
You get very sensitive when we're talking about Sensey John.
It's not Sensey John.
It's John Higland.
Stop playing.
into his game. Now, here's what you got to understand. He's, I mean, I try to tell these
people. You call this man into my life. Well, I didn't know. I mean, you tell me, I'm usually never
talk to people in the building. I don't, I despise the people in the building. They throw weird
parties in the basement and on the roof and they're all like weird euro trash. And they talk about
how like, you know, there was some guy in the roof while you were playing guitar. Wasn't he telling
you like, oh, my dad's in finance, but I respect people who blue cattle. And I was like, I mean,
You should throw them off the roof
These people are animals
You know, it's always
Everyone who comes in, I'm in the hotel
I'm in the elevator and some guys
speak in French and then a bunch of people
In a bunch of people in the basement
It's like a rave then you hear Miley Cyrus
And it's like
I don't know I'm going to get into the other nitty-gritty
People, you know, just just old men
smoking in my basement
Old men
Yeah
Were they doing that in there?
They're like tunnels in our basement
There's tunnels in our basement.
There's tunnels in our basement.
What are we doing?
Well, to be fair, it's not a full tunnel.
It's more like...
It's not like the ones you saw on the news a couple years ago, but they're like weird nooks and crannies.
You go in...
There's nooks.
There's hidden nooks and crannies.
There's like a parking garage.
It's not, but it's not a garage for us to use.
We don't have a car, but like we did.
We couldn't use...
But it's there for like the landlords they get, the service guys.
But then in between that and like, and there's like a room that's supposed to be like a wreck room.
But it's just got like a broken foosball table and like a...
dirty couch and like a refrigerator
and then a wine fridge that's empty
and there's always drilling going on
beyond the door you know there's always some kind of
construction going on well they're making cages
cages for humans but one time I snuck in there
right you stuck in there and I saw
a little and I saw a little dungeon
in between the the parking garage thing
and the rec room I guess you'd call it and the sauna
that we like I've never used because I'm going to just feel
like I'm going to get like hepatitis in there
yeah but like there's
In between that, there's some kind of weird tunnel.
Yeah.
And they throw like bar mitzvahs and sweet 16s there and like, and raves.
It's either a dungeon or they're trying to construct some kind of elevator.
We have elevators.
But we have an elevator.
You've either a grain elevator?
Yeah.
Maybe they're trying to drill for water.
I don't think you can do that.
I mean, I know Manhattan's like a bomb stone bedrock or something.
I believe they exist.
And I think there's some kind of end of day as like bomb shelter thing.
I would love to have a bomb shelter.
You know,
he doesn't need a bomb shelter?
John Higland.
I mean,
he's guy.
He,
he told him I was,
I threatened him.
He told him that I smelled.
I don't smell.
One thing I don't do is smell.
I smell great.
You always make sure that you smell good.
I am such a,
I do nothing else in my life.
Well,
but I smell not.
I smell all right.
I don't smell nice all the time.
You're,
very high you're more than average hygienic for a man i think yeah i don't want people i don't want people to know
where i am or hear me or smell me right i you know yeah i'm not the smallest target i'll grant you
that so i make myself invisible to the nose but you know you're gonna be invisible to the hose
john higland because i'm you know your face will be left marked up not yeah again this is
you're going to play you're going to play this for the building this is all satire i can just say
that i can't get in trouble for this anything i say here it's just it's just comedic satire
it's a comedy it's a comedy show so nothing i say it doesn't matter if i say i'll take your mother
and i'll take her on a date and i'll leave her in the sub the worst subway station in new york
and leave her to her own devices oh wow i'll find his mom i'll seduce her i'll take her on a date
you know, leave her in the slumiest, scummiest subway station
and all of New York City.
Can't do nothing to me.
Because, you know, it doesn't matter.
You play this for the judge.
He was like, well, it's a colony podcast.
The satire.
Satire.
He's got a comedic license.
All right.
I'm protected by the First Amendment, John Higlin.
What protects you?
I ain't the Second Amendment.
I know that much.
I know you're afraid of guns.
John Higlin's afraid of guns?
You don't tell me, but I think he is.
I try talking to him about guns.
He was like, he changed his subject.
It was stupid.
typewriter.
You know, he just told me how it was something to do it has the order,
how the order correct feature, or not the order correct,
but the correction feature.
Like you think it's wide out, but it's not white out.
It's some kind of other thing.
I'm like, what?
What kind of novel does he want to write or what kind of book does it?
I don't even, I mean, I'm not sure.
Well, it was something to do with like the grass is like the,
it's like, it's some book called the grass, the grass shirt.
the grass is greener or something like the grass is greener in my in my in my in my bed or something
I don't remember it was something like that the grass something about the grass being greener
yeah which is trite is with very trite it was I mean what am I going to say that oh the
yeah I guess I mean it could I guess it could be like whatever maybe sometimes immigrant parents
my parents immigrated from freaking you know from frigginia I guess I guess I guess it
It could be a, you know, self-help.
It could be anything.
It could be a sleazy romance novel.
It could be some book about how he's a certain predilections, I assume.
I assume things about John Higlin and I can't say out loud because they'll broach that comedic
satire.
You know, there's a certain, you can't accuse people of being certain things or doing certain
things, but I have much of spout.
I'm going to get to the bottom of him.
He's going to be, trust me, all right?
try I know people you don't think I know people I may you I may be an embarrassment if you take me to
certain places I may not fit in in every country club I may not be wired into the new york
social scene the way my wife would like you know I may not know the right things to call
things at restaurants I don't know you know what wine to drink with what's food or you know
or how to dress properly but I don't think you're
selling yourself a little short.
But I know people.
I know some people who know people.
And they'll tell me things about you.
You start of the war.
You can't win, John England.
Son of a bitch.
You get me evicted?
I don't even want to live here.
I'm overpaying and rent as it is.
I got tricked into paying more than rent than I should.
So you do me a favor, get me evicted.
I'll go, I'll just squibing.
squat. I'll just squat with your parents. How about that? I'll trick your parents or anyone
else you love into into, yeah, go ahead. Do you think we could, do you think we could negotiate
access to the dungeon? Look, I mean, maybe, maybe I'll, because if we get John Hickland in there,
he's done. Yeah, all right, here's maybe, I don't think the building cares. I think the building's
trying to cover their ass. They don't, I don't think, I don't think he's got them wired around his
thumb. That's right. It's all about liability.
Yeah, it's all my liability, so I might make a deal with them.
I'm trying to, like, you know, like, fine, I won't use the gym.
I'll still use it.
Yeah.
I got to get my pump on, all right?
I'm just, nothing's changing that.
I'm going to lift weights.
I'm going to eat chicken breast that I suvied.
I'm going to cram that protein, and you ain't going to stop me.
All right?
Shut your mouth.
If you try, you know, it's like Jesus said, if you try to, if you live by the sword, I'll just,
I'll cut your face.
I'm quick like that you live by a sword you'll die by you know you'll die tonight
that was that's that's in the bible i don't think i don't think john england's a religious man
you live by the sword you die by my fist you look you know it's it's it's you try to play a grown
man's game you can get beat like a boy you try to shove me into
a corner I'll know my thumbs off and then what what we gonna do with those you know
like then then all of a sudden my hand gets fit in certain places and I can just do all
the damage these how about you write these in a book how about John Higlin writes this
how he was he bit off more than he could chew you think I'm I'm messing around here
You're supposed to support me
I do I do
I you know
I'm gonna do
I'm gonna do dangerous things this guy
anyway
I feel like we've gotten
to a
bit of a
look I don't want to be homeless
all right
oh Ray comes on vulnerable enough
why is it come come
you should be more vulnerable
so people will like you more
But fine, I'm afraid of being homeless
And John Higlin's put me on edge
Is that the thing you fear most, you think?
Homelessness?
The only thing I have, the only thing separate right?
I mean, I think about it.
Me, I go home.
If it wasn't for that, like, people just think I'm a vagrant.
You know, people just think, like, who is this, like, home?
I mean, the only reason, I walk into a building.
And people, and, like, people probably look and go,
I'm about to kick him out
and I never come out for a while
I guess he lives there
that's my saving grace
rang it
this world would
would gna you up
I refuse to jingle change
in 2025
I'm not going to jingle change the people
why would I carry cash
I mean is this like when you go to a wedding
and make sure you bring some singles
to go
you know the tip the bartender
to me it's open bar right
you still got you want to
tip these people you don't have to you just put you know you just pretend i got you before i don't
remember yeah maybe they do some smaller wedding than you thought no shit they got remember i didn't tip
them screwed but usually you can get away with that i don't because i'm not like a cheapscape
but i'm like i'm going to do that for homeless people i'm going to get a bunch of singles out and
change every morning i don't pay for things with cash you're going to have to
tattoo a QR code on you if you're ever homeless that's not a bad yeah just give me scott
i i'll go to wall street i'll just i'll just get me sock tips i'll get in their face like i don't
need money just give me a tip you know what what should i buy inside inside inside inside me
right inside trader that's be the name of this podcast but like trader like trader like t r like traitor
like treason
inside traitor
get it
yeah
I just had that idea
I might change your name
this podcast
to inside traitor
that's a separate point
you got nothing to say
of that
yes no
you don't like it
I mean I you know
it's it's an idea
for a name
you think people
are going to think
you think being known as a traitor
is a bad thing
I think it's a fine thing
I might assume
that it's about
that it's a podcast
asked about inside trading right but i'm a traitor people know how traitor i don't want i don't want
people who listen to me who don't know how to spell um i might i might i might learn to regret those
words is it about traders is about no i'm the traitor yeah okay inside who are you betraying i don't
know it's a conceptual thing you know what is your you know your mom's house are they in your mom's
house that's a huge podcast the jo rogan experience what it's it's two guys talking
not an experience it was a Jimmy Hendricks
you know an album he's right he's
eluding to you know I mean that's true
you're thinking too literally
inside traitor
you know
who am I betraying
Joe Rogan
all right and everyone
and you know how about that
you would start a war with him
John Hagelin and Joe Rogge
and we're taking both on the same time
is that what you're asking
I'll take on all of them
I am so sick of this
I am so sick of being afraid of being homeless
I didn't know that this was such a
deeply held fear for you for so long
people aren't going to be like oh look
you've never been homeless right
no but you can be homeless
people will be like oh you're like
I can see that like if you had been homeless before
and it's like oh I never want to end up like that again
people are going to let me I don't know a lot of people who
but you're a smart guy like I feel like you'd always be able to find a job
take care of yourself very abrasive sometimes
You know, I burn a lot of bridges.
I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't bother making new friends.
I stopped talking my old friends.
I, I don't, I don't live in the past.
I don't live like a child who's just older.
I'm a man, all right?
I threw away my childish things.
So I don't have connections like that.
But don't give, where choices John Hagelon, the people I know won't let me sleep
in their couch, but don't tell me what you are and what you do at night.
and with who?
How old they are
if you get my drift.
Well, maybe one thing
that we should do
you're poking the tape.
Maybe one thing we should do
to combat the sphere
is we should just
maybe build a structure
that we can live in
if we ever became homeless.
What do you mean?
Like a teepee?
Yeah.
like American Indians.
They just build out a really nice tent or something.
Whereas like if we ever be,
if we were ever homeless.
Can I,
can I emigrate to the tribal nations of American Indians?
Is that what it's called?
Can you,
can you immigrate there?
Look,
there's,
they're a sovereign nation, right?
Are they,
like,
here's what I don't get.
Here's what I don't understand.
All right.
I'm sorry.
I don't understand.
We just let everyone,
and I'm not trying to get political here.
I'm not trying to get,
oh,
Oh, like immigration does this, immigration does that.
Whatever, come with your open masses and your wounds, whatever.
That being said, if everyone can come here, why can't I immigrate to the sovereign nation of American Indians?
They're all sovereign nations, right?
The Cherokees and the wars are all packed, right?
All these Indian people are, you know, their tribes, right?
They're sovereign tribes.
Why can't, why won't they let me immigrate?
it's a good question like could you join their tribe if you i would assume you had to
you'd have to like pass tests of character and stuff what what so i i haven't done enough
i'll show them my podcast like you know it's like no one else you know none of you people
can do the come podcast line it's like when you go to germany they don't want they want
know you're not taking away jobs from people right most countries you go go like we have to
prove you have a job it can't be done by a native or whatever right by
by a natural born person or whatever
but you know like
I think you can fudge it like yeah they can have
Pod Indians can have a podcast
where they have Americans they're going to call them Cherokees
can have podcasts but not this
podcast where it's
like it's it's kind of like a snowflake
every podcast is unique
Apparently there are some lineage and blood
quantum requirements
Oh oh oh oh so they get to pick whose blood
gets where
This sounds like eugenics
this sounds like the Nazis
the minimum
blood quantum requirements vary
ranging from as high as one half
to as low as
one 30 seconds
so I have to
prove I have to give them my blood
to show them
like most countries want to know
like I had a great
grandfather who was Irish
right
and supposedly he was in the IRA
and he was hung by the British
and then people said well that's not they probably did that if he was like so you know like a
you know that's usually more for criminals not like IRA I don't know that's true
I was always told that he was in the IRA and he was hung by the British regardless I tried to
see if I get and I'm not leaving America but why not have a EU passport so I can go
Gallivan like a European I go I can go in a beta and I can go right I can rave I can hang out
with the chemical brothers and the and then daft punk
I think they broke up.
Why not have any of you passports, by point?
But they want to know, like, well, you had, you know,
if you had a grandfather who was Irish.
But they're not testing my blood, is my point.
Right, they're just testing your relatives.
Yeah.
They want these, the American Indians want, or Native Americans,
only this thing, you know, I don't know.
I think they want to be called tribes, right?
Mm-hmm.
What tribe are we talking about here?
Well, yeah, this is like a range of tribes they're talking about.
Wait, so we're not, we're not Indians, we're tribes, but they all have the same rules.
I don't understand.
Well, it's, something's fishy here.
Why are they allowed to do this?
Everyone's, everyone's so mad about, you know, like, oh, you, whatever.
The point is, maybe I can go live with them.
Oh, there is also honorary membership.
Maybe you could get that.
How do I get that?
I'm telling them an Eagle Scout.
I don't know.
I don't know if it's, being an Eagle Scout.
Scout. I don't know if that's going to...
Eagle is probably a sacred animal to them.
So they'll kind of be like, all right, well, we'll tell
us more about this. It's like, well, I had to do a bunch of merit badges
and I had to build like a, I'd do like a project.
I was talking about the Vile of Life program.
And I'd be like, well, all right. So like, you know,
and if you don't remember the vial of life of my Eagle Scout project,
where I went, I went around to, I got these vials.
The idea was you put, you get a packet.
It comes to a vial.
And inside the vial goes this piece of paper where you put your
medical information and then you put it in the fridge and then we give you a sticker that goes in
the door and then the sticker would say vial of life inside and I went around these old people
and gave them these packets it's free of charge and that was my program and but I never
coordinated with the fire department I was supposed to coordinate with the fire department so they
knew what this is about that other people I didn't invent it so maybe there might be you know
maybe these people is fine
I think they got
I mean look the fire department guy was there
I didn't cost anyone any
any problems because the fire department was there
and my court of honor
and the guy said to my mom or something
we didn't hear about this but you just did
all right so
like don't come to me 30 years later like why
you should have talked to you got your
notice
my point is
we tell him about that
leave out the town my coordinator
with the far we just leave that far out
look maybe you should just start to live your life don't wrap me out to these indians
maybe you should just start living your life in a way where you can be like kind of undeniably
socially native american what is that what does that look like it means it means all your
friends have to be native americans i don't know any of americans how i meet them are the
american bars look why why would you want an honorary membership if you're not willing to put in any
of the so i can live i'm not homeless
This is not because I love these people so much
I mean they're fine
I have a problem with them
I'm just trying to like I'm trying to have things in place
in case John Higlin succeeds
I mean you're just trying to be a squatter then
you're just trying to be a squatter
They got plenty of land
I'll learn I'll get better at woodworking
and we'll build stuff together
we'll build on the land
We'll build a store
I'll build a store on reservation
for them
A nice general store.
I'll sell them electronics, maybe since.
See, if you're this industrious, I just don't see why you can't.
You realize the permits I have to get to do that in the non-reservation setting?
The U.S. government has no rights there.
They can't stop you.
If they agree, if I get, if I get, if I start whispering in the chief's ear, like, hey,
we're going to make this like, yeah, you'll get a cut.
And like, no one can say boo.
You know, the IRS, the FBI, they can't get there.
You know, so, I mean, I'm not.
not doing anything wrong.
I'm just saying, I get, I get it, there's reasons we have restrictions in America.
You can't just make a store that, you know, sells poison.
Well, look, the requirement for honorary membership is basically you have to, you have to make a significant contribution.
How much I got to pay these people?
To a Native American tribe.
How much do they want?
If I have to invest a couple of grand.
I don't know if it has to be money.
If I invest a couple.
Maybe you can defend them against white raiders or something.
I'm not a lawyer.
I mean, I'm almost a paralegal.
Maybe I could help them out in that way.
you know because I'll tell them
I'll just tell them I'm a lawyer
it won't matter
whatever happened on the tribe
stays on the reservation stays there
so like the fact I'll just
I can be the lawyer on like
whatever courts they have there
whatever reservation court there is
I am I saying
oh like as a white man
I'm smart no it's not about that
I'm particularly well suited to be a lawyer
I just don't know any of the
I haven't got to school for it
If it wasn't if they still had that thing
Where you could take the bar
I could probably pass the bar
You know what I studied
I studied for the tour guy test
I got I got and I got I got put
They got the star next to my name
That says you're like you got a really high score
I didn't know nothing about this tour guide stuff
I didn't know who built Stanford that was in white
architectural firms
And what's the Woolworth building
I don't know any of that shit
Like I took the time
I ended up becoming it because, yeah, I got another job.
But, you know,
the bar, you know, I'll probably spend
more than a couple days studying for the bar.
I'll take a few weeks.
You know?
I'm sorry if you're a lawyer and you feel like that's insulting to you.
I'm sorry it wasted your money at law school.
But whatever, it's, you know, but don't feel bad
because I'm not allowed to take the bar here.
So jokes are on me, except on the reservation, I could.
I'm confident I could be a good lawyer for them
whatever
you think it's a joke you think it's all a joke
until we're homeless
anyway
we'll move on
for now we're fine for now
I'll let you know remember you know come
watch the streams and what's the podcast
I'll give you a little updates
and you'll be time to find that
for homeless or not
but look life is
is your right to plan for this because life is full of vicissitudes what does that mean
you know vicissitudes you know changes in fortune was like a bug
like a mite like somehow like bug mite that goes in your like the homeless people have
and he died of vicissitude you want me you actually you would you would you'd laugh at me
if i was dying to vicissitudes on the streets i would have eaten on the trash like a rat
I'd be horrified.
I would use it.
I mean, I, like, I'm not going to live in a dumpster.
I know you don't think I'll just live in a dumpster.
I have pride.
I'll travel.
Everyone travels to California's.
They can show a bunch of junk in their veins and hang out in the street.
I'll go to the woods.
I'll be.
To the great redwood forest.
Where is that?
Is that an Oregon?
I don't know.
Maybe I'll go upstate.
But yeah, maybe the great river forest, whatever.
I'm just saying I'm an Eagle Scout.
I can form.
porridge for berries I can I can hurt animals we're not hurt them hunt them I got the
animals either what I mean you know I mean how would that help you no I mean is in the
problem I'm sorry I in the process of hunting them might I hurt them a little bit yeah I'm sorry
I'm sorry I not every kill is a clean kill you know mr. Moses Joshua fucking Jesus
You know, Jesus Christ, I'm on trial here with my wife.
We're not going to hurt them for no reason.
We need the meat.
Look, the people-
We need the meat.
Do you agree with that at least?
We need, yeah, we need the meet.
All right.
On the same page.
I'm doing this for nothing.
So what's, yeah, what was it?
But look, the people who become homeless.
Yeah.
I don't think you really have to worry.
Because the people who come homeless are, like,
people who are dealing with like you know mental health conditions usually right you know
addiction or or something that they can't help bipolar schizophrenia right you know that kind of
thing they ran out a bad role you know what you could probably benefit from was that
watching a little of a schizophrenia simulator all right well this is a good transition so you you found
you found just in case you ever do get this condition because it can cost you a lot right it can
it can land you on the street it can cost you your job it was a good transit no i could turn you
would do an absolute mess give lucy credit this is actually a good transition this is actually
very uh you had you because we were going to talk about this but you yeah you i didn't
i don't i mean it feels it feels like weirdly like like like dj slick like you know
speaking of uh you being a homeless vagrant uh why don't we transition to this i feel it a little
uh i don't know like just exploitive but i guess it's fine
I pour my heart out.
I be vulnerable.
But you're right.
You're right.
It is a good transition.
All right.
Let's talk about it.
So you found these,
you found these things off.
I've been watching the Schizophrenia simulators.
Schizophrenia simulator.
This shows you what it's like.
This is what it's like to be in the mind of a schizophrenic.
This is, this is, this is, this is, this is, who made this by the way?
Um, this guy with no credentials whatsoever.
So the guy, the guy we're looking at here.
But, but it, there's, there's definitely a.
theme. Like, I've watched a few of these now.
Yeah. And they all kind of represent the
schizophrenia ghosts in the same way.
Interesting. Okay, so, well, don't, don't,
you know, let's see. Play this
for people.
What you're about to see is a schizophrenia
simulator created by someone who has
schizophrenia on what it feels like
to have these hallucinations. Check it out.
So it's like water.
It's like the urge around you is kind of
like shabby of demons so if you have people who aren't looking
but basically it's these these these squiggly lines they look like they're made of water
yeah uh almost but almost like like these bubbles with like dark kind of lines or outlines
and they're going now here's the thing i've always been uh who's get the terrible affliction
and i've always what you know what you you know and i think a lot you know you know and i think a lot you know
it's a hard thing
because if your mind's telling you things are real
what you know how do you it's hard thing
I've always thought it's very hard to like
I'm just sympathetic I guess
yeah like it's like how would you really know
but you why if this is what they're seeing
I'm kind of a little less sympathetic
I gotta be honest of you
you don't think this would scare you
look it might scare me but I wouldn't
think it was real
imagine you're looking at the woods
and this motherfucker just comes at you
Yeah, I'd be like, yo, there's a squiggly water guy.
I'm seeing a squiggly water.
I've never heard a schizophrenic say I have a squiggly water guy after me.
You know, a water-based creature.
Some kind of jellyfish.
And they look like big jellyfish with the face of a man.
Right.
I'm just saying, you thought this was real?
I mean, you thought this is the guy telling you to shoot, you know, the politician?
Right.
You killed your trial because of this guy told you to?
It sounds like you wanted to believe it
in this case. Now, I don't think
that's true. I don't trust the guy making
this. I don't want to slander all the
people who have schizophrenia. I don't know
if they would co-sign this. Right.
It doesn't seem like you should believe it
that. Or at the very least you should go, look, I got
something to tell you, it's going to sound crazy
but there's a water-based creed, like a jellyfish
with a man's face telling me to do this.
I've never heard him say that.
So I don't know.
I'm going to call and people are going to go,
well, you're not a schizophrenia expert.
How can you, you're not a doctor or a psychiatrist?
Right.
This is my point.
I can be a lawyer.
If this guy can just make this up, why can I just be a lawyer?
Well, like, you would think that like, okay, you see this for a little while when you're a kid or whatever.
Yeah.
Or whenever it starts and you're 30s or, like, and it creeps you out for a while.
But you would think that once somebody told you, oh, you have a schizophrenia, you know, these things are apparitions.
Right.
That you would be able to tell the difference after that.
Right. Yeah. These people, like, they don't say, hey, I'm haunted.
I would so freak you out.
Of course it would freak you out to have a jellyfish with a man's face telling you to kill people.
Of course it would freak you out.
But the thing you should not do is panic and leave that part out.
Are they leaving that part out because I think that would make them look crazy?
Well, maybe it would, but you haven't helped your case.
They always have them sounding crazier than they would otherwise.
And everyone would say you think about this for a second if how many people have
schizophrenia in America dozens hundreds thousands I don't think it's a lot
probably it's probably a decent amount of people probably a decent amount of people
oh wow 2.8 million a lot people yeah a lot of people if they were all saying jellyfish
are after me yeah all right we we go we got the bomb is jelly are they seeing jellyfish
that are there right is there are there are there
invisible creatures that we can not only certain people can see through their you know with because
our cones and rods aren't usually aligned to see these jellyfish people we've lost a lot of time
if that was the case we've lost a lot of time right I'm not going to blame I want a victim blame
but you know why isn't there a cure because you didn't mention the jellyfish men but it's like even
the non-schizophrenic people even the people like replying to these like simulation videos yeah
they're like oh man this is like demon possession
right
you know it's like
they're like even they're like
these are these are real demons
so this is this is a good shot
you were freezed on
you know it's creepy as hell
but they've never explained it this way
they've always said they've always made it seem
like it was actually a person
like what is that like is that
is that your brain trying to
trying to like
is it your brain trying to simulate
something that you don't understand
as a human face or something
probably something like does John Higlin's behind
not him but like people like him it's just it's just like it's probably just like uh it's probably
somewhere that produces these effects
right if that i don't buy it though was my point you you're accepting the premise
it's like this is like this is like do you remember there's that trend on ticot where all those
like young teen girls were saying like oh i was i died in the holocaust oh right yeah
I don't believe what I see on TikTok.
I don't believe it's going, you know,
and people go, like, oh, there's probably some guy
in some podcasts like ours out there
with some gimmick out there.
If you listen to their podcast,
they're going to get this going.
We're going to get this schizophrenic simulator out there
and we're going to pretend it's real.
And you guys respond for us, right?
Yeah.
It's just, you know, it's kudos.
We should steal that idea.
We should make our own simulator.
What do you think?
If you actually started seeing this,
that one hearing it.
Yeah.
If every day
you start seeing
the little goblins
like this
and they were like
John Hickland's
coming after you
he's almost here
he's coming
yeah
but how would you
how would you deal with them
what would your response be
I don't go fuck themselves
I'm not afraid of ghosts
the man in the ghost
actually does something
I'll be afraid of it
you know
right
people go
oh yeah the incredible
why is Andrew Tate
talk about that
all these guys
you're telling men how to be men
and none of them ever talk about
like and shut the fuck up about ghosts
enough with the ghosts
no one care
ghosts can't do anything
they're dead
but it's like blood coming out of my eyes
and ass I'm not going to be afraid
of ghosts
oh they made
oh they opened the window and closed it
oh oh look at you
look at you that big shot
big intimidating man
do nothing
how about you
how about you know
If my fucking cock falls awful, I'm taking a piss, I'll be afraid of ghosts.
How about that?
How about that?
How about I take a big piss?
Like, the cop falls into the toilet forever.
Then it's like, oh shit, does a ghost do it?
And I would assume it's a ghost.
What if the ghost tricked you into thinking your cock had fallen off just for a second?
What if it wasn't?
It told me, like, you'd hit your cock fell on the toilet.
What?
What if it wasn't permanent, but like for five minutes, you really?
thought your cock fell off.
Would you be afraid of the ghost then?
It would just, so, so, so, so, so it's, so to be clear, it's a jellyfish face.
Yeah.
And goes, hey, look, and look down your cox in the toilet and look down, my cat, and then it's
there.
Yeah.
Like, oh, my God.
How did you do this?
How did you do?
Oh, Moro.
This is, this is a problem.
This is, this, this, this, this, you've gone too far now.
I also, you've escalated way too quickly.
I mean, you could have done a lot.
now, now we're, oh, wow. Why? Can you undo this? It was a trick, actually.
Yeah, I would be like, oh, so you just do stuff in my mind. What do I care then?
Yeah, it's like, it's like I'd be, I'd be upset until they told me it was fake. Okay.
Yeah, look, I mean, I believe what I can see. Oh, so you don't believe in Christ, shut up.
Christ loves me, all right?
Yeah.
He thinks you're scum, not you.
I see him in pictures.
What?
I see him in pictures.
You see Christ in pictures?
What do you mean?
Yeah, the pictures where he's given everybody bread and fish.
I mean the paintings?
Yeah.
The icons.
Some guy did that.
Whatever.
My point is, no, if I find out, you know, so what was the implication?
Are you trying to connect to this?
schizophrenia is what you're trying to say like oh what if they made you think this and I act on it and then and then like I go after John Higland I throw his typewriter in the ocean because like you wouldn't just be like oh my cocks in the toilet whatever no I'm called a doctor I'd be diving in the toilet trying to grab your
first of all am I bleeding in this in this in this delusion maybe maybe there's blood I would grab look I'm on Eagle Scout so I would grab it immediately I would grab some I
Look, first of all, and I don't want to the aside, for a number of years while we were in this apart,
we've been in this apartment for a while, the fridge slash freezer was very faulty.
And they finally replaced it recently.
But it was always like very unpredictable.
And I wasn't able to freeze food reliably.
Now that we have a new freezer, it's a little smaller, small than I'd like.
I free stuff.
I mean, I, I'm living a whole new life.
I just buy value packs of chicken breasts.
and I freeze them in the vacuum seal
and then it gets pop right in a suede
and I don't know nothing goes bad
I'm not wasting food anymore
I got tons of frozen vegetables
because frozen vegetables are great
if you know how I cook them probably
so what would I do?
I'd either grab a frozen thing of chicken breasts
or frozen thing of chicken thighs
or a frozen bag of spinach
and I'd wrap my severed cock in there first
then I would you know
if I'm really gushing blood
I would grab I have
I make these turkey burgers
on the cast iron skillet
and I got one of those smasher things
these burger smashers
and actually you think that's a gimmick it's not
actually there's a piece of cast iron
it's a circular piece of cast iron
and it really lets you squeeze down hard
on the pan I would use that
I would get that really hot in the oven
and I would burn my crotch
the corduroise the wound
and then I would get to the hospital
and say hey look you got some of the scar
tissue out and then so my cockback on
I don't know how this happened
I think I'm being haunted by this
it looks like ghost
but the ghost
it knows they can actually do stuff
not some normal ghost
right those pussy ghosts
or just goes boo
and opens the window
this one this one means business
but I mean whatever
I mean like who goes to cut their cock
over and goes to the hospital
and says can you put this back on
I mean I have to really be like a munch housing
attention seeker
for that to be fake
you know
right
um
in the middle of it
so I don't know at what stage
does the ghost reveal
real that was all a joke
while I'm burning myself
I mean like look it would suck if that
happened while you were burning yourself
yeah that's when you just burn my cock
yeah exactly well
all right
look that's that's fine
but that's not happening is it we don't have
I would explain this to the cops
or the doctors or the FBI
I mean we had
I would say look I burn my god because it tricked me
to think of my car that's not what they say
they always say like he told me to do this
No, I didn't believe it for one second
I never fell for it
I mean I I believe what I saw
But I don't do what things tell me to do
But if I see my I'm cordorizing the wound
You can't it's always one thing to say
I saw blood gushing out of my crotch
So I burned it
Yeah
It's another thing to say
It's a whole other thing to say
Oh this dog told me to shoot people
That's a whole different thing
Yeah
It's true
Yeah, I mean, I think a good rule of thumb is
If it seems like your cock just mysteriously
Separated and fell into the toilet
Right
You got it, I feel like it's probably a good therapy
Or conditioning for people with schizophrenia like that
Yeah
To kind of like go through like it goes through the go through your five senses
Yeah
Do you feel like your cox can cut off?
Acid, sugar, sweet, sour
Does it taste?
Like do you taste?
Oh, oh, senses, I'm thinking of the five tastes
Can you taste the iron and the blood from when your cock fell off?
Wait, wait, wait, I was confused, but now I'm-
I feel like I'm creating it.
This doesn't exist yet.
It's like a good therapy for schizophrenics.
So you want people to taste their drink, like reach down into their crotch, which they think is bleeding.
Yeah.
And then see if they can taste the iron.
Yeah.
It's not bad.
Do you make, right, you check, right.
Oh, that's your cock.
Can you, like, if it smells, does it smell like piss?
Yeah.
Because you were pissing, right?
She smelled like piss.
Right.
In the middle of pissing, your cock, right?
fell off.
Did it smell like piss?
And don't tell me a piss has no sense.
I'm not saying my piss reeks,
but if I get up close to it,
it'll smell like piss.
Don't be an idiot.
Don't be an idiot and say,
oh,
what are you going to smelly piss?
Everyone's piss smells like piss if you get close enough.
Unless you drink a gallon of water every 10 minutes.
Yeah.
I'm sorry.
Yeah,
but whatever.
I don't piss green,
but I mean,
it's not pure white,
like,
you know,
like water coming on my dick.
Whatever.
I don't know, I mean...
You know, here, can you hear yourself?
Are you screaming?
Well, I would be screaming.
You actually would be screaming.
You probably would be screaming.
Yeah, I mean, you need to...
You need to be to edit this book for you.
This is a weird medical book you're writing.
Because some of these ideas, I mean, some of it makes sense.
Some of it's like, you know, are you scared?
Well, I mean, yes.
I'm scared of being homeless.
So interesting.
It's very interesting.
there's there's also there's also this other one where like it's weird because like
sometimes the voices inside people's heads yeah it seems like they sound sometimes they sound
kind of like uh just annoying like innocuous but annoying right like they're just almost like
repeating your thoughts yeah yeah look at the water yeah yeah nonsense yeah but um sometimes they're
actually but sometimes the voices are are scary sometimes they're mean to you yeah yeah right
Yeah, that's true so.
Nobody cares.
Nobody wants you.
No one could.
They don't care.
They're talking about you.
Even he can't.
I'm not seeing squiggle faces.
No, yeah, this is just, I guess this is just pure auditory.
This makes much more sense.
Yeah.
There's people that share your brain that are telling you nothing.
Yeah.
Yeah, it happens all the time.
at what point this voice
the voice tells him that he stinks
oh well you stink
he's watching away because you stink
you smell why he's kind of bother
you're stupid
let's fix
I might have schizophrenia
I mean it's not quite
he doesn't usually have different voices
but I mean yeah I'm always like
I definitely relate to this more
yeah than the visuals
no I think everyone has this
yeah I think everyone's got a little bit of this
right we just kind of know this who's this guy
who's this schemer
this version of it is just like it's just on blast
right yeah but there's no like
there's no guy with an ice cream cone's face
that like like you know
transparent ice these guys look like transparent
poop emojis right
I mean I always say that's what they call it right
they'll call it the shit emoji
they call it the cacophilia emoji
they call it the fucking poop emoji
yeah I'll call the big nasty shit I don't care
I'm not trying to get monetized
the big nah they look like a transparent version
of the big nasty shit
emoji.
Whatever.
No one censor me.
I'll censor you.
Do you think part of being,
maybe part of having this condition
is just that like you're kind of,
you're already kind of sensitive.
So like the voices would bother you more.
Or like the visuals would.
Yeah, look, I mean,
look, I would probably,
I probably am less likely to be colon quotes
because I would just be like, you know,
whatever.
gives of shit.
He'll just be nasty bag.
Yeah.
Like, oh, you smell.
I smell fine.
I don't feel great.
I'm not wearing Chanel.
You know, Chanel number two.
I know number five is a big one.
Those are the numbers, right?
Are your other numbers or Chanel's or then it's number five?
Why is number five is no other numbers?
Are there no other numbers?
I don't know.
Whatever.
The point is, I'm not wearing any of that stuff.
You got me a bottle of something for Christmas.
I wear that.
It's nice.
Oh, yeah.
Tom Ford.
Tom Ford.
Is that the guy?
It kind of makes you
it smell like a stack of wood.
I don't know.
What?
It's nice.
I don't think it.
I don't think it's what wood smells like.
Like pine,
you think it's like pine needles?
Maybe like pine,
sticky pine needles.
Yeah, like pine and piney woods.
I love getting in the woods and going to hang and playing with sticky pine needles.
It reminds me of being at camp with my friend who I was kind of lackey for.
It only doesn't want to last a couple of weeks,
but it was kind of his lackey.
And he would walk around with hatches and
threaten people and you would go yeah boss I mean that was a vibe right I don't know I didn't say
yeah boss but definitely in hindsight I'm like I just is lackey because I remember he like he would
just like we had like there was like a latrine um like you know from like because we we had our
campsite it was it was kind of we talked about as before it was it was camp uh jagu I believe
you know of course it won't me I believe I know it was this was when they shot moonrise
kingdom years later the west Anderson film the famous you know
uh and there was basically all the was a Boy Scout camp and everyone did be different campsites
and like not every there'd be a latrine and when I the first year I went I actually didn't
shit the whole week because it was like it was just you walk in it was a big box with three
three toilet seats on it no divider I was disgusting I piss in it if I wouldn't shit in it
I was disgust it must have been like sixth grade or whatever I held it in the whole week
nasty
Do you think your shame over your shit was part of what made you a lackey?
Well, look, I mean, that wasn't that, that wasn't that, that wasn't that year.
There was, that was the last year they had.
The next year, they had at least stalls, uh, in the train building.
So it's more like, it's more like going to the bathroom.
I don't think it's shame over my shit.
It's just, we, I think it's objectively very weird to be sitting next to another man on the toilet,
just next to you and you both shit into a toilet seat on the box and a hole in the box.
I think it's, I look back at that now and it's like, I'm proud of myself.
Like, yeah, that's disgusting.
They're trying to groom you or something.
I mean, I don't think they were.
I think, I don't know.
I think the people at the camp were, I never had a problem with them.
I think they were in the past.
I don't know why you would, you know, it's just different sensibilities.
That used to be manly, I guess, the shit next to another man.
But a certain point we realized it was, what you don't, what you think is normal?
I mean, look, I guess.
Look, I don't know how men's bathrooms are supposed to work.
Picture a box, a box.
But I know you all pissed together in one giant trough.
It's different.
So, like, it's like...
We don't piss into a trough.
What are you talking about?
Wait, wait, wait, what?
Occasionally, there have been urinals that are kind of like...
Shitting next to each other.
What trough do you think we're pissing into?
I'm not saying, like, I would want to do it, but it's like, it's like maybe a man would be okay with us.
Well, I guess I'm glad you don't know where the inside of a men's room looks like.
but it's usually not a big trough that we piss him together
it's usually these dividers and it's still not the greatest thing
you don't want to be next to a guy if a guy is next to you with a urinal
I'm not afraid of it but it's always so in men's rooms
there are usually dividers between the urinals yeah but then why do so many men
have stories about seeing some other guy's cock and being embarrassed by it
or some guy seeing their cock I guess maybe maybe there's not
dividers all the time, but a lot
of the time it's like the urinal. Now I'm trying to think.
I think there's a slight divider usually.
It's not a divider, at least that the
lip of the urinal comes
out a bit. So I get
look, but a guy might be pissing further away
from the urinal. I mean, there's people you
walk in sometimes and then we grow men like
with their pants and underwear down
to their ankles pissing in the urinal.
I mean, the time you're working, I mean, occasionally
you know, okay, like, I seen grown men do this.
Disgusting. Both, I mean, it's disgusting in both.
cases, but like, you know, at least the ones
of kids, I'm not going to yell at you.
Yeah, with men do, you're like, what the fuck, dude?
That guy's just trying to show you his ass.
But, um, I don't know.
I, I, I haven't seen a lot of men's cocks at urinals.
So I don't, I don't accept your premise.
The quote Atlas shrugged, check your premises.
All right.
Because I don't, I don't, I, I, I, I, never seen no cock in the urinal.
I don't think I ever seen a cock at a urinal.
Honestly.
I'm trying to be honest
I'm not saying I've never seen another guy
but like a urinal
doesn't really happen you know
I mean you're looking down
you try to see a cock
trying to play peaksies
peekie peek-a-boos
just saying
why are we talking about this
right so I mean
look I don't know
I think something's wrong
there's a disconnect here
because you think it's normal
not that it's normal
think about this
you go in it's like a wood structure there's no lights in there right it's camping and there's a big
woods it's not why i brought this up but it's a big wooden structure and there's like whole like three
holes and like they they i guess they get and they probably didn't originally have a toilet
seats even it's something they probably added in the 70s or the 80s you know like modernize it
but and then that's older and you're just sitting next to another guy taking a shit
maybe some guy you know maybe some guy from a different troop
and i don't think it was even different i could see it being awkward if he was
I don't even know if there was different bathrooms for, like, the adults.
It's bizarre.
So like a grown man would just be sharing a box with a child?
I think I'd probably try not to, but what are you going to do?
I don't know.
It's not for me to say.
The point is, I remember being in the urinal and the guy I was with, like, was, like, waving hatchets at this guy.
Mm-hmm.
We don't fuck with us or something.
I don't know how it started.
I was, you know, and whatever.
They were at the urinal or the latrine.
What were you doing while he was doing this?
I think I had a fleshlight at my hand.
I might have said, yeah, at one point, or I don't know.
I think I was confused.
It escalated very quickly.
I mean.
But were you thinking it to blind the kid or something?
No, I wasn't.
I think I was a little just kind of like, just like kind of surprised by
I rolled with it.
Right.
That he was like going quick.
He was threatening this guy with hatches.
I'm like, I'm not going to, like, I'm not going to wrap my friends or something.
Or like, you know, I'm not going to.
It does seem like the stir up.
Look, now I might be like, hey, settle down.
The guy didn't, you know, probably, hey, he don't want none of that.
He don't want none of that.
Don't worry.
He ain't going to hurt you.
Or sometimes, you know, sue them a little bit, calm him down.
But I just kind of went along with it.
I was like, you know, seventh grade, whatever.
Well, I'm sorry I just stand up from, you know, for that man who probably would do, if his
rolls reverse, he'd let me get hatched.
He didn't care.
You were just like part of a roaming gang of violent youth.
I mean, look, it's, I had a taste of that.
with a big taste
you know
whatever
this is gonna keep me
it is gonna make the Indians
keep me from a lot
will be immigrate to
to the sovereign states
of my work in your favor
yeah hey
I'm okay with hatchets
you know
I'm fine with you want
pull a hatchet out
ain't gonna phase me
my hand
my hand don't shake
with a hatchet
so anyway
so there's that
what was the point of that
I don't remember.
But regardless,
thanks so much
you're tuning in.
Thank you.
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