Kump - Ep. 227 Throuple Taylor Swift

Episode Date: August 30, 2025

Ray and Lucie escalate the John Higland feud, defend themselves from wild accusations, and explore how AI could be weaponized against them. The conversation spirals into Travis Kelce & Taylor Swift as America’s royal family, Giuliani in dresses, and a shocking proposal to buy the infamous swamp prison Alligator Alcatraz.👉 Support the show & get bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/raykump

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I think I might have dug myself into a bit of a hole. I hope it works out. and I'm referring to, of course, there's ongoing John Higlin saga. Rivalry. It's kind of a new rivalry for you. It's a rivalry and I have taken on, I got sick of taking it.

I got sick of taking, you know, being on defense and Lord knows I'm not a defensive creature. Lord, I don't take things lying down. I had a meeting today with the building management. I thought John Higland, everyone likes to call him Sonsei John

I don't like to call him that It's a fake title I keep telling me But people just keep repeating In the comments Who's Sonsu John Higland He's a man He's not a Sonsei

But I thought he was going to be there Don't buy into his narrative about himself Yeah stop letting John Higlans We contextualize my life And your perception of him But you know I had a meeting with the middle of management I thought he'd be there

Apparently he's on vacation in Virginia Beach which I'm what is Virginia B is that whatever Is that a nice place I'm sure it's fine It's a mid vacation spot Some kind of I mean

They told me It's like oh it's a it's doing a fitness conference Whatever I don't know Why'd he tell him that I can't come I guess he told about what I can't come A fitness conference He's probably home

He's probably lying He wants to He's trying to build up the idea That he is a fitness trainer And not just some scammer But whatever So I'm talking to them and I really get the vibe that they wanted to basically, like, you know, cut ties with us.

They're trying to build a case. She's telling me all these things that she was told by John Higland, you know, that while he was training me, I was berating him, say, you know, saying, you know, that, you know, the angle's wrong and, like, what am I, and demanding his credentials in the middle of, you know, chest presses. I don't get it. Bidding. Did she? That was saying, you know, that was using offensive language. Did our landlords give him permission to train people in the gym or something? Why are they going to bat for him so hard?

She's just recount. Well, she's recounting what he, you know, this, this, he told them, I guess. She's saying that I, uh, I, I threatened him with a knife, but not like a, I mean, I, I don't carry a knife. She's like, we say you would, you would get one. And I'm like, what? Like, you know, this is, this doesn't sound like me. It's almost like he's patching together stories from your life. Right.

Because you once accidentally appeared to be pulling a knife on someone. I did, yeah, I accidentally put, well, I accidentally did pull a knife on someone because they, uh, they tried to grab my hat. I had the knife in my hand in my pocket just in case something was going to, you know, go down at a bar. And so when I went to, you know, like stop him and grab my hat, I pulled the knife out and I dropped it. Right. And they all took it very poorly. Right. They seem to, you know, but they didn't see the humor in that.

I thought, you know, I wasn't doing it as a joke per se, but I thought the whole thing seemed funny. But whatever. I don't know if he's basing on that. They're claiming that if I didn't give him the money back, that I would, you know, I would leak gas into his apartment or something. I mean, this guy is just pure lies and you can't prove anything. So he's playing the victim now. Yeah. And I know for a fact that there's no written record of that.

I doubt very much he could possibly Because it's made up So how could he have a recording of it I think You know, so whatever I mean They don't like the standard If they try to evict us over that

We'll sue This isn't one of those situations Where he's going to start Trying to do Trying to present AI generated Video evidence I wouldn't not be surprised If John Hay

Let's put it this way If you hear anything It seems like proof It's AI Because you've given your body over to AI at this point. There's no stopping him. You know, you mean?

Yeah, because you've, you've experimented with AI enough that AI owns your physical form essentially. Well, I don't know what you're referring to. I, I've used AI to, you know, in lieu of, you know, John Higlin, to make a workout plan and I tell

it what I eat and it tells me, you know, it's got this amount of sawdust in it, whatever the hell. But, you know, whatever, I don't know if I experiment with AI. I'm not like trying to, like, be creating a digital copy of myself. Whatever, I felt like I was back into a corner, though, and I, I might have said, I mean,

look, it's true. Let's just say, and whatever, and if you need proof, whatever, I told him that I think he's, he's an upskirt artist. You told our landlords. Yeah. That John Hickland takes upskirts of women. I told them that I heard. I'd heard around

Which is, you know What kind of upskirt artists, by the way? Because there's different... Mirrors on shoes. Wow, mirrors on shoes. Maybe, you know, pretend to be a blind man. He's got a cane and the cane's got a little camera maybe. Did you tell them that he was the type of...

He's doing this in public places, a public wrestling? Well, I say he's the kind of guy who... He has like a typewriter, which I think is weird. I mentioned last week, right? He's like, this is, you know, IBM's electric or whatever. and, you know, he's the kind of guy who would, like, have these affectations. I told him, look, like, I met a girl at a party recently, and I mentioned this was going down. And, you know, the boyfriend was there.

I wasn't trying to hit on her. No worry. But she was telling me how, uh, oh, I think that might be the guy who upscured in me. Now, uh, if they asked for information about that, you know, I don't know, I didn't know her name. I didn't catch her name. I didn't catch her name. Sorry. I didn't realize I'd have to, like, you know, provide witnesses.

I didn't realize this is the Nuremberg Tribunal. But, you know, like, so take that. Shots fired because now they seem to be backing off or at least time, at least for now. Because I don't think they want to go to the bat for an off-skirt artist. Yeah. I mean, that would be, that would look bad for them. Yeah. So, I mean, wow, like a fault.

That's actually, that's a clever way of addressing this. Look, you show me some proof that you're not. Well, I, you know, I always said is what I heard. Look, if he's going to- All I said is what I heard for that girl. And she's real. Okay? Yeah.

You believe me, right? I believe that you're fighting fire with fire. You better, you should just believe me. Okay. It's probably for the best. Okay. All right. So, you know, you know, we'll see what happens when he comes back from Virginia Beach.

But, you know, hopefully Just always look at his shoes I'll say that Next time he comes down and just say more lies About me, why don't you make sure his shoes don't have Little holes in them Because the cameras can be so small nowadays You know?

Yeah, so how did the landlords respond? They seem uncomfortable With the whole situation. Right. They seem like with me, they kind of just like It wrapped up very quickly after that They didn't seem like to be eager They weren't like, you know, they just stayed.

I think they just want this to end. In a way it doesn't, you know, complicate their situation and their money and their lives. Right. Their business. And, you know, it's like that's the balls in their court and, you know, because I'm all four easy peasy. Don't, you know, don't mess with me. Don't mess with me. I won't mess with you.

But let's get it clear. You know, I'm not, I'm not laying down. with a camera in my hands. That's, that's not me. That's John Higlin. Okay. It's just strange because, like, because John Hickland, he's not a tenant here, right?

Prove you don't do upskirts. How about, how about that? How do you prove that? You got a problem now? Why don't you use your IBM Selectric and prove you not an upskirt artist? You told you, you don't have some sucker? You thought I was just going to, like, take it?

So what? I spit a lot when I talk, when I get agitated. And it's not even true anyway, but if it was... Oh, you didn't spit during the meeting, did you? I don't... I say calm. You know, I don't think it'd be... You know, look, if I was a...

If you were there, you could have... You know, maybe lost your cool because, you know... But, you know, whatever. Next time, maybe you can come... And maybe you remember something. I don't know. If you catch... But don't care...

Maybe I remember what? I don't know. Maybe... Maybe, you know, you found... I felt uncomfortable in a given situation. I can't look into your mind. Are you asking me to play one of John Higlin's upscored victims? I'm not.

I am a man who looks for the truth. Wherever I can find it, and however I can find it. So I resent that implication. You want me to cook a story for you, don't know. I don't know. I want you to cook a nice dinner, maybe. I mean, I'll bring some nice live poultry over. I found a place to do life poultry.

We'll talk to that in a second. Maybe you can cook that. But no, I don't want you cook a story. Jesus. Get on board with this, all right? We're supposed to be a team, all right? We're like, you know, I was going to say Jay-Z and Beyonce, but we're like Travis Kelsey and Taylor Swift.

No, yeah, power couple, dream couple. We are a power couple. As far as this building's concerned, we're a power couple, and I'll say whatever I have to say. It just happens to be true. Look, I know that if you want to be part of any power couple, you got to, you got to make peace with some dirty deeds, you know, you, like Taylor Swift is, and, and Travis Kelsey are going to be covering up some dark shit for each other as they, as their relationship evolves and grows. I bet, I bet, I bet Paul Revere didn't, there were no British that day. He just wanted to get, they were the Boston Tea Party, whatever, a lot of these things are just lies.

These things don't happen. you know what I mean a lot of history is just men kind of making making hay out of haystacks well yes you know whatever you know to turning opportunities into

into gold and like rubble still skin so it's like you know you don't think the founding fathers might have you know jukeed it a little bit juke to stats at the same time

as much as I'm no fan of of Sensey John I you know to accuse the man of doing something that he hasn't done. Well, that would be horrible in theory. That would be horrible to do. And look, I never claimed I knew for a fact. I just said this a girl who I don't know her name told me this at a party just the other day.

And I felt very uncomfortable. I couldn't keep it to myself because what would have happened again. What if it happened to another innocent? Yeah. Yeah. So it's like, you know. And people go, oh, well, that's screwed up. messed up well you know you shouldn't repeat things that a girl tells you with a party

who is definitely real uh they go look i mean i just look it's better than an innocent man goes to jail than the guilty man goes to jail that's what i always say that's the say that's how it goes i think so whatever might as well be so you know balls in your court uh how about you have about you put your ball away before it gets messy because I might as well be a I'm a journalist I'm an amateur journalist and I'll get to the I'll find out a lot of stuff you did you know I got I know I go to a lot of parties and I mean a lot of girls who you know who you know random girls I never remember I never remember their names but they might they tell me things all the time and I got God forbid they tell me something

else so why don't you want to just stop why don't you stop trying to get me evicted all right Look, we better, I'm just saying, we better hope that John Hickland doesn't have connections in the press, right? What do you mean? Because you drew first blood here. I mean, this could, this could never end. Look, even if, look, even if no one can ever find this woman, this girl I talked to, this is an adult girl, whatever, you know, people talk, it's a woman. There's, even no one can ever find her, and I can, you know, this still doesn't prove that she didn't exist. I can't get in trouble for this.

That's true. It's impossible. Because I know you're thinking we don't, if I can't produce her, so to speak, then all of a sudden I'm, I'm guilty of slander. I just said what a girl told me. I didn't say he did it. It's true. Mind your peas and cues, Mr. All right.

This is, this is the, this is the, this is the new, this is the new situation. All right. I'm not, I'm not going down for this. but yeah so what we're saying before let's move on forget look by the way if you want if you if you if you if you ever been pushed around by someone like this if you ever been if you ever been accused of things that you definitely didn't do and you know you can sympathize and you can help out by by liking this video and subscribing and hit a notification bell so you always know when the new comes out it helps everything it helps you only get help it helps it helps I know you you You're worried because you don't, you know, you're at work or you're afraid that your boss will know that you watch comp. And he's like, what is this? What are they, you know, you should be, you should be like denying treatment to a kid of cancer. You know, that's why I pay you for.

Find ways to not pay for treatment for kids who have cancer. That's why I pay you the money, not to watch comp. They go, well, it gets to be the number. I'm learning, tell them it gets you pumped up. You see how I don't take it lying down. And you're not going to take it lying down from a cancer kid. Tell them you have one of those spectrum disorders where you need to hear five voices at once to get anything done. Right.

Tell them you have that this is your, this is your, I'm a schizophrenia simulator. And this is just part of the process. It's part of your vision board. I'm your vision board. You know, I'm like, I'm like, those guys who like put pictures of Lamborghinis on their desk so, like, you get motivated. to like, you know, tell some mother that her kids, you know, this is his last labor day, you know, but, but you were just that much closer to that Lambo, baby.

Also just in general, try to look more disabled at your job. Yeah. Come in, you know, looking, uh, looking a little bit paler than normal. Fake a limp. Fake a limp. Yeah. Wear, wear big glasses. No one can ever.

Where, wear things in your ears that kind of look like hearing aids. Yeah, mishear things. Yeah. Whenever someone says something to you, always, like, retort, like, kind of repeat back what they said, but, like, a little different, like, and they say, like, did you just, did you just call me the M word? Did you just, did you just solicit me? You know, stuff like that.

And you go, oh, okay. I have a bad, I have a bad ear. Yeah. So, you know, but yeah, put them on the back foot. Yeah. If they ask why you watch the come podcast. And they all, and the same thing applies for the come Patreon. If you, you know, you can tell them, hey,

Piccom, we have a day of a Patreon. It's five bucks a month to get the next episode every week. It's a really good deal. And then that shows you how good at sales you are. By, you know, someone who buys good deals is good at sales. That's how it works. So you know what? Because these kids aren't going to deny themselves.

Oh, and I bet some of them do fake it. I mean, if John Higgins can lie about me, what's to stop some kid from, I don't think, I think most kids who are going to, you say you have cancer do but i mean you know like if that's your job you know everyone's always like oh that's like oh he's scumbed denying care i mean like some people lie the what kids i mean i don't know i don't think the kids probably lie be the parents probably trying to get over you know yeah i doubt a kid would lie about cancer you know sure but the mom yeah oh absolutely just you know maybe she wants to take him a disney world i don't know like that mother

who uh that gypsy rose or something right the whole the whole thing though the munch how look you're the only thing that stands between macaela peterson right every every relative of hers just has the mysteriously the weirdest disease you've ever heard of look you're allergic to meat at the age of 50 it's fine yeah you became allergic to me to the age of it happens you don't know how guts work you don't have the biome of human biome works so whatever you know like i again i'm on the side of you know every everyone should get health care, but except liars, maybe. Yeah. You know?

Except liars. Whatever. Don't worry. Your job's fine. Don't let your boss stop you from listening to comp and subscribe to the comp. Whatever. Moving on. What were we talking about before?

So it's a big deal. There's a new marriage in town or new engagement, right? That's right. It's the... Big news. What? Big news. Two crazy kids.

I, are you excited? I don't know if I can name you one song that Travis Kelsey's ever done. Is he, is he like the Oliver Anthony of like, of this, of the, of the, of the, of the, where is he from, Boston? I don't know much about the guy. Yeah. But what is like, you know, but Taylor Swift and him, are you excited about this? I mean, you know, if we get an invite to the wedding, maybe I'll be excited about it. I really, yeah.

That's a good point. We should be invited to the wedding. I, look, I'm going to put this out there. If Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey don't invite us to at least the bachelor party, you know, we're hating. Like, I love to go hang with the boys and, like, and whatever you, throw champagne in a woman, whatever they do with, whatever these guys are going to do. Right. Yeah, yeah.

Whatever, whatever stripper you got that's like the spiritual opposite of your soon-to-be wife, who you feel comfortable mistreating. I want access to her. Yeah. She's taking it out. You know, all the, all the time that Taylor told you, hey, you know, the things you do reflect on me. You embarrass me. Well, I thought you're so big, like a big idiot.

He's so dumb. You know, she's like, she gives you, I bet she gives him pop quizzes from math. And I'm not saying football players can't do math. I'm just saying he seems like he doesn't. You know, I think, I think Bo Jackson was good at math. I think Joe Montana can do good math. I'm not some kind of bigot. No, he's definitely, I don't know if you saw any of those interviews they were doing.

But, you know, but it was, it sounds like, they're trying to sell it almost, like, where he is just like, she's smarter than me. I'm a big dumb ass. Oh, really? Yeah. Look, here's a deal. There's no royalty in America. And that causes a lot of problems. Because over there in England, they got this royal family, and you can just go, like, this is my lot in life.

I'm not allowed to question, you know, the can't. I mean, they do the thing with the Magna Carta and, you know, the parliament and all this stuff. But at the end of the day, you know, the influential people there, it's all proximity to the royal family. I don't know why, you know, about, you know, it doesn't seem like they actually exert, but that's how it works. Over here, you have to get into all sorts of weird schemes. You know, you're a football player, but then you got to marry a pop star, you know, just to get like, you know, because maybe you have to do all this just to open a deli. Travis Kelsey probably wants to open a deli in like, you know, in Kansas City, like a barbecue joint. And like, but, you know, he's going to get jammed up with frigging, you know, whatever, these government restrictions or these government, you know, like food, you know, can help me out here?

Yeah, the food and safety, regulating. FDA shit yeah and like and so he's you know you have to become like the housemate to Taylor Swift just to get enough political you know just sway to get your congressman to do anything for you these days they don't care about you me like a congressman you think your congressman like oh I'm I'm trying to open up a food cart in the middle of Bushwick can you help me out they would mace me Alexander Atazio Cortez would mace me in the eyes she would She would throw, she would throw, like, you know, ranted peanuts at me, just, just nails. I bet she has a bag of nails, and she would throw them at me.

But, you know, because we haven't put the work in. You have to build yourself into, like, to become, like, an influencer. That's right. You know, like, it's really good. Y'all, I have three Super Bowl rings. Yeah, whatever. What's your, you know, what's your TikTok vitality score? That's what they want to know.

they want to know you know how do you try what's your cue rating you know it's really yeah oh you can do you can do a 100 meter dash and in 4.6 again i'm not a football fan i know i hear these guys do fancy football and they're always quoting what's his hundred meter or whatever it is you know out there put in the comments what it actually is it's not quite that my point is that stuff's irrelevant you know it's like what's his ring size what's you know what's he look like in a white tucks of a rose garden. You think they'll do something on a gender swap where he wears a dress

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They do seem like him and his brother seem like they're willing to death for anything And I'm not, don't get it twisted I'm not saying that you obscure people I'm just saying That's not what I'm saying I'm just saying But they seem like though

You know like they're you know They could get jammed up a comedic, like, if they went on SNL, they would do, you know, certain people go in there, like, I'm not doing that. Oh, yeah, but there's no limit to how these guys were the base themselves. They're complete hams, in my opinion. Which is, like, it doesn't make you an evil person. No.

But I don't like, you know, I learned a long time ago, not to ham it up for, you know, on command. Look, there was a time where, where that was, uh, in a way, it showed how confident you were. People loved it when Giuliani did that. What did he do? What did he do? When he bled black goo will throw his forehead?

but he was like wearing a dress all the time on uh s and l i don't juliani i didn't know that is that true thing he did didn't he wear dresses a lot i maybe sure but now that the time for that you're telling me rudolph juliani the italian mayor of new york city wore a dress i'm pretty sure yeah look this up give me a picture of this um i know i know he tried like there was that thing in borat too where he so you're thinking that thing that thing but like oh this is this is uh oh interest that's juliani yeah wow so maybe that a lot of these i didn't know that i didn't realize that that uh i thought he was just doing like you know um stopping frisk and and you know arresting uh teenagers which you like to be fair

he clean the scy up i mean i mean that's what was that's what's kind of ingenious about this it's like he was doing that but then he was also uh like uh it's a good point being a goofball like It's a good point. If you're going to be a hard ass, it's good to, uh, it's good to kind of dial, you know, to wear a dress and the kind of, you know, this is what, if Hitler had done drag, oh, yeah, never would have lost the war. 100%. He wouldn't, those troops would have died for him instead of abandon him or whatever you accuse him of.

I don't know. I think he was harder on him at the end, right? Yeah. He claimed the God they betrayed me. I think he was mad at the people because instead of like, I don't know, throwing chairs at the, at the Russian soldiers, they like, surrendered. whatever and they still

but you know it's that that's look and he did a lot of stuff I don't agree with you know to be fair probably most of it maybe all

but uh that is like the hard truth is and again just as one isolated thing you do sometimes have to like expect more from people than they think they can do and then it's hard

it always ends poorly because he never you know that starts out in the beginning that starts out like hey just do more push like Pete Hickset and and and FDR Robert Kennedy with their push up pull-up contest

whatever it is the fitness test you know it starts out like that just do a couple pull-ups fatty yeah I'm all for it but then then they're gonna start executing people if they don't they can't do it like a six minute mile maybe maybe maybe that's how AI kind of like if there's this push and pull where it's like well we're gonna take your jobs but don't worry

because a lot of you are going to get cold by your lack of fitness and our reaction to that. So, you know, I'm just what I'm saying. These things always start out with the best of any, well, no, even when they start out with the best of intentions. Yeah. Sometimes it just starts out with hate. But, you know, whatever. Yeah, so Giuliani, the dress. Yeah, I could see.

that doesn't really work anymore that like that self-effacing kind of like a you know side showing that every once in a while it doesn't work anymore maybe people will just say you're you're gay you're cock you gay

you think that whole thing remember that that that that that sting they didn't bore at too with the girl where he was undressing himself maybe he thought she was you know they were going to swap clothes I'm not trying I'm not trying to get anyone off of crimes I'm not trying to hold water for anyone I'm just saying I didn't I didn't

know until now that he was a dress guy. Yeah. It's just, if I, you know, if I was his lawyer, um, he'd be in jail. So, so, so Kelsey and Swift, uh, we wish them the best as long as they do the right thing. And if, if, if I don't hear, uh, from them, they're going to hear from me. Mm-hmm. I was literally thinking like, uh, if Taylor Swift. Yeah.

And I got to be a little bit careful here. Sure. Because, you know, I don't want to act like I'm trying to conjure anything. But, like, yeah, be careful. We don't, you know, because they can use your words against you these days. Yeah. Taylor Swift is so influential. Yeah.

Like, she's so massive. Right. She's so. You call her fat? She. They don't like that. Don't call her fat. She looms so large in the minds of.

Look at her loom. of young women, you know, to the point where some people are more excited about her engagement than they are about the prospect of their own marriage. Right. If Taylor Swift were to meet a similar end that, say, like, Princess Diana. God forbid. I mean, I mean. If, if, yeah, sure. It would be maybe the most demoralizing thing to American women.

Look, I can imagine culturally right now. I don't, I want to get very clear on behalf of Lucy, we're, like, no one, no one will want that less than us. That's not sarcasm. No. But that's a great point you make, because we, like, there is, like, she should have secret service protection. Yeah.

Because these are, like, that's what this country's become. This country has become as, as, look, I hate to be the doom and gloom guy. I hate to be the, um, oh, AI is going to take our jobs. And, you know, if, if, if, if you keep accusing me of things. I'm going to, you know, tell you, I'm going to tell, I'm going to make a recount the upskirt story about John Higland, you know, doom and gloom. But, you know, we are, things aren't going, the trajectory is not great. And we are kind of entering a phase where I feel like it's more, it's not about our

experiences. It's not about our joy. We're on teams. Like, we've always liked celebrities, but now it's, like, these whole influencer thing, now it's more about like we're we're it's like we're all it's a sort of communism like a pizza a communism pizza sort of you know where we we're all kind of like if you're a swifty you kind of um disallow your own experiences and you're just living through a proxy right and people will kind of go well that's unhealthy and go well so is dying of cancer but i don't got any money so you know whatever uh maybe

You know, maybe so, but that's what we got. And so therefore, like what you're bringing up is an interesting point. Like, these people need to be protected. As much as I don't love, you know, Travis Kelsey. Yeah. He needs to be protected. Because if something, you know, because we cannot have entire sectors. These are sectors of the economy now.

Right. These are the pillars we build our society on. Yeah. I do I think it's ill-advised? What does that matter? You know? Yeah. Do I think it's a bad plan to go down this road?

I wasn't there. And I was busy, you know, worrying about other things. I woke up one day and I realized it. And now it's too late. So shut up about that. It just is what it is, right? Right. So we kind of have to just kind of, you know, it's, we need to adapt as a society and just kind of stop fighting it.

Just embrace it. Yeah. Maybe Taylor Swift will get you a home. Right. Maybe that's, like, we should kind of maybe go to a kind of game of Thrones kind of situation where the influencers, um, or kind of the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, you know, the great houses. Yeah. Right. Like, you have Taylor Swift.

Mm-hmm. You have Drake, I guess. Um, this is literally, I think, what it already is. We, we just haven't, like, we just haven't really admitted it to ourselves. so we don't invest the kind of protection in these people that we should. And we also don't get kind of like, you know, there is a time and a place to demand from the Lord. Oh, for sure. You know, the Lord of the Man are always like, it's not just all like, hey, do whatever, you know, do what I say or you're dead.

Like, societies don't really work like that. You know, top down is great, but if everyone's just getting stepped on all the time, it doesn't usually last. Right. You need to feed the people a little dirt mixed with cornmeal, just, you know, and a grass. People need to be able to request things from her. Yeah, I need to have an audience. Right. With Taylor Swift.

And I need to be able to ask for, you know, maybe she gives me a gun hand. Or maybe she, uh, or maybe she gives me some antibiotics for my pink eye. Right. You know, whatever, at any given day. And look, we have apps now. Yeah. It doesn't, I don't have to show up to our house. I know she's thinking that.

Because look, I'm not rich. and you're not rich. It might be surprised people. We're not wealthy people. But it does seem like wealthy people really don't like not wealthy people. They say they love their fans, but they really, they treat me like dirt, you know, and they never want me in their houses. And I find it kind of hypocritical.

But what are you going to do? But we have apps now. We have video chats, you know. And so I should be able to kind of zoom. She should have, like, office hours. Exactly. She needs to have something like the equivalent of a throne room where people can come in and ask her for stuff. Right. Because, you know, she's evaded the fate of a lot of pop stars.

Right. She's not addicted to drugs. Yeah. She's not, you know, really, like, she's not going down, like, the dark hole. Some people can go down when they're selling their sexuality. Right. Like, yeah, she's kept herself pure and kind of just, like, you know, androgynous. and kind of charmless, and it's commendable.

Yeah. Like, even when she is in sexy clothing, like it weirdly doesn't seem like she is. I feel like I'm looking at a tree. Right. Like a nice tree. Like a powerful tree. But that's what a member of royalty should feel like.

Right. And you feel like looking at a nice tree. You don't want people trying to, you know, bang the queen. Right. It doesn't work. That's not good for society. If everyone's trying to, you know, get in the queen's bed. That's Travis Kelsey's job.

Yeah. He's, you know, he proved himself on the field of football. And now, you know, so this is, this is, this is our love story here. So this couple needs to be protected, this woman, their offspring needs to be protected. Yeah, I mean, look, I think, well, I'm sure they can afford security. But, like, that's, look, they'll do that on their end. But if it's like, we need, uh, as a, you know, more, then more just to accept. Look, because the sooner we embrace it, the more I can try to demand things from them.

Right. Hey, you own me. Because they do displace a lot of things, like actual art. good music yeah um you know like you know uh people that aren't annoying get pushed to the side so like all right you like you now you owe us um just just maybe some you know maybe just antibiotics maybe yeah i love i love just give me a couple of z packs and i'll put them in the freezer you know just in case something goes wrong i probably will you know like just like just like you're telling me she can't like these countries part of the thing is these countries like buy

medication, right? That's what he's always arguing, and there's some thing now where Trump's like, well, we're going to negotiate drug prices on behalf of America. But like Taylor Swift can just, I'm sure she can afford to do that on her own. So how about you just buy a bunch of bulk antibiotics and like and sell them on your website for discount? You know, as a wedding present to us. I don't, you know, am I crazy here? Am I a lunatic for want, for demanding things? Anyway, we wish him the best. What kind of rock is that? Is that a big ring?

It's a big rock, yeah. Where we got? Is that a try? What is it? Is it green? It's some kind of yellowy. I don't know. That's kind of home.

Let's pull it up with a thing. Zoom in again. Zoom it again. It looks like a skull. Holy shit. It looks like a skull. Does Taylor Swift have a skull ring? Oh my God.

God. Oh, my God. It's just like, she's like, she's the dark Lord. She's like, oh, you, you guys had your chance. You bids just had your chance. Mama's home. Mama's skull lord. She is like the dark princess of hell.

And heaven, you know, whatever. I'm just saying, same thing in this day and age. I'm not trying to, you know, I'm not trying to call it a devil. I'm just saying she embraces the dark arts. Yeah. Yeah. And this is always how they do it. It's always subtle.

Yeah. Like you got to zoom in real far to see that it's a demon. Don't, hey, Swifties, don't get it twisted. I'm not calling her a bad person. She does a lot of nice things. But she's also like, you know, but you, I think you'll admit the way I, you know, because the people who would attack us are the first ones you should know, how quickly they, you know, they bring down their brain of terror.

Right. What do you think? You don't think she's aware of that? You know what I mean? I don't think she commands them But I mean, she knows that, you know If someone talks shit about her They're getting a little Swifty mob

You don't think, you know, you think it's one way? She knows. You're the skull. We got to scour Taylor Swift stuff for demonic imagery now. You had demonic imagery or just you. I think there's probably some TreadCath account out there that's on this trail.

Oh, sure. It's on this beat. The Taylor Swift is a demon beat. What's that love story? I was just young and you were able. Can't like Canaan and Abel, right? Who killed? Yeah, she's like, she's the cane and able story.

Mm-hmm. Metaphorically, I mean, but I'm saying, like, it's her only, you can find anything in anything. That's just great about life. You could just make up what, you know, we used to have to, like, deal with react. We could just make up whatever we want now. And this happens, and look, I'm not, I don't, at least not my, no, they posted this, this skull.

She's wearing a skull. ring anyway what is this now are this are they having sex there is that just they're making the beast with two backs it looks like it looks like this this from this angle it looks like they're just banging in the middle of a flower field like standing up which is like you know like designed a wall to lean against and you go well that's hard yeah he'll be athlete you know it's weird like you would think that since he is what he's a i think he's a running back or something or no I'm not sure. I think he's a receiver.

Yeah, I think he's a receiver of some sort. I don't know if, again, I'm sorry that makes me now a man. I don't know what the football roles, you know, what his dancing partner is. But you would think that he'd be significantly thicker than her. Like, well, I think he is. I mean, you know, I'm sure he is, but it's like it's a. You look, football players get, yeah, look. I mean, first of all, I mean, look at how much bigger he is than her.

but he's not the rock he's not a bodybuilder I mean that's the football they wear pads you know I'm sure if they were in a fist fight he would win he's not a lot you're gonna say about football

first of all there's different roles right and he's a big guy I'm sure but he's like a receiver type guy I think and like that guy he's supposed to run quick and catch the ball I know you're gonna be big you know you get smashed like a bug but I mean you know he's not the guy

there's the other guys who stand on the line and they try to push each through each other to get to the quarterback okay so those are like the really big hulking guys yeah and also they all wear pads so they all in real life you know he should be wearing his pads for this picture honestly i agree with you he should have worn his outfit his costume his football costume um like if this was the royal family he'd be wearing like a like a like a whatever his like um like Harry when he was like he pretended to bomb children in Afghanistan or whatever in the helicopter he wore he didn't he get married in like fatigues like the camouflage

fatigues did he I'm not sure but uh you know let's see their wedding picture no but it is all right but it is kind of a you know a yeah a little bit a military dress he's wearing a military gown yeah yeah

yeah like when you think combat you think Harry and William when you think just just born killers you know just to the boondock's of England we wish of all the best we wish Harry the best and I'm just glad that we have someone

because this does take Harry and Megan down the peg and I appreciate that they're no longer the de facto royal family of America right because they weren't doing what they were doing was shoving in our face how much they look at my pumpkin candle

go to hell go the hell Megan I mean, that's what they should do as a couple Because like it's right Because Taylor Swift gets a lot of flag from football fans You know like the coupling has not necessarily been great Right for her specifically Well, I think I think she's always in the news

What's her latest hit? She's gonna You guys I don't know for a fact But I mean tell me honestly In the past three years What's her biggest hit of a song? The last thing I remember is shake it off That's like 10 years ago

I'm just saying I just but she wrote five albums during the pandemic like what are we talking about here like yeah she's in the news constantly I mean she's still the old I guess she's the biggest artist in the world supposedly I mean according to the people who have an interest in telling us that and I believe him don't get a twist so I believe him but I'm just saying I can't name I mean what's still you're a little more in and I shouldn't listen to that I listen to like you know weird 80s hardcore and and Mozart Yeah, you're a man of culture A man of culture But you might know Does she have a recent hit song? Look, honestly, I couldn't even sing you a bar from it Yeah

But I know one is called Cruel Summer That's so long ago though, right? Think about how these things work I mean, look up Cruel Summer and when that came out Look, I can't tell you how many times I've been in a wall A Walgreens or something like that And then there's some song playing

like kind of annoying like kind of annoying kind of catchy I can't really tell what it is right and I shazam it and it's it's a Taylor Swift song sure right but my point this is my point though it's like but you know there's a word for that's called music recently no it's when the cruel summer come out is my point oh okay yeah cruel summer it was in 23 two years ago and she's still on the top of the news charts every day I'm just saying that's unprecedented that's that's because she that's she knows how to play the game yeah we got to play the game who we need to create a thruple we need to find someone influential a trouble with we need a powerful thruple partner oh man you're right male or female like

i mean we will take what we can get and one of us gets lucky right or whatever i mean look look we'll both have to do the work if you know what i mean yeah you know but one of us will have a better time of it depending on the situation true you know who's on the like who we're not going to get eight here right we can't get like who like Sabrina Carpard is very popular here yeah yeah we can't get her we should try I mean look you never know until you ask but what about that

who is that artist who did call me maybe oh oh Carly Ray Jepson Carly Ray Jepson what's she doing right now I mean I don't maybe nothing maybe everything maybe she's the number two artists in the world I really had not I don't have my finger on the pulse but yeah 39 getting a little

longer in a tooth than Travis Kelsey would like probably right yeah all right let's let's really try that there's a lot of there's a lot of songs here from the 2010s look here's here's not every artist is going to want to be a trouble in general and but alone with us

so yeah we can't I can't plan our flag here I'm just saying but this is the idea we need to find we need to have married like can you trouble marry we need to advocate for that we need to lobby our congressman that'll be our issue going forward

yeah because we need to be a couple like look just because you get married doesn't mean you should stop climbing the social you know and like sorry we didn't realize we should sorry me and Lucy fell in love we forgot we were supposed to marry to gain power

you know sorry we're like Romeo and Juliet we forgot we forgot this is a business transaction but we shouldn't be held back and penalized forever we should be allowed to trouble up you know this is like a new this is a new order think of the declining birth rates yeah maybe we need to find some podcast people really kind of closer to our level um it's gonna look i i this is really this is kind of like when you go to the gym and and and and say john

tells you know why don't you try uh you know push this up and and you start spitting all over yourself and going like yeah what the fuck are you tell me anything And because you can't lift it and you get really, and you kind of get in, you know, a little in your own head. It's like, it might be like that with this when we realize who we, who's actually going to be willing to triple us.

Right. But, you know, even if it just gets us a little bit better credit. Yeah, that could be nice, right? Maybe we just, maybe we just find someone who's got good credit. I mean, you know,

when you buy a house with. Yeah. If you're, if your credit's over 700. Yeah. And you want to. And you, and you want,

and you, and you, um, you like you like you and maybe you don't have a sense of humor because we yeah like we only another you know another person competing for you know to get a line in yeah we need someone who understands business yeah me and lucy pause the you know TV enough to make gags we don't need you try to chime in how about you how much how much you know how much you know or if it's a guy maybe you know have some guns and protect us right you know there's all sorts of

Look, it's very nice to you out there. I'm sure we all get people in the comments going, oh, why don't you drop on me? We need someone at least a little famous. We're not throupling down. And it's like, look, you might be way better than us. And look, if you own a business and you make a lot of money, you know, put that in the first line.

Lead with that. Because, you know, it's like, no, this is the, you know, we're just, you know, we're just freaking circus clowns on the internet. You know, we just went out of the top. You know, if you own like a biotech firm, sure, let's talk. if you're trying to clone animals and shove drugs into beef

you know all sorts of weird chemicals and you're doing very well and you got a good business with Indonesia and China and import export yeah baby come on let's stick outside the box yeah if you're

if you're trying to you know reverse aging with some kind of animal enzyme or something yeah you're drinking you're drinking

blood, you're stabbing elk with a knife and some ritual. I'm not going to judge you. Who might judge you? Things aren't working out for us in the best way about you know, we're all just trying to get by. But yeah, but if you live with your mom and you're thinking about maybe get in the car, yeah, I don't know. Maybe this is not your, you know, you got to find your own trouble. Just saying. Um, so you know wedding bells are in or or or or or all around your life will also have to be

largely dedicated to the legal fight to legally allow allow of throuples so you'd have to be okay with that yeah sure but also if it is you know if it is someone with money we can maybe achieve a different dream like maybe maybe it won't help you know get the podcast bigger but maybe they can help us buy by a maybe we can buy alligator alcatraz oh yeah right we're talking about that before. I mean, I do think it's kind of a shame that the idea of alligator Alcatraz just closing and it's just a loss for the taxpayer. Yeah.

So what is going on with that? Is it actually closing? Yeah, it's empty now. So they complied. Because judges, I feel like judges have been, I'm not trying to say the Trump administration is, you know, doing illegal whatever, but judges say stuff and I feel like it doesn't matter anymore. Right.

But in this case, they actually closed it? Yeah, I don't think it's quite closed yet, but like they're emptying. it. Can we bring this up? Let's see. May lose 218 empty L, a judge order shutdown. Okay.

But is that actually what is Trump saying like I don't care? I'll just keep this thing open you know, with my own private army. The center may soon be completely empty

as a judge upheld her decision late Wednesday. Yeah, I think you're thinking maybe in the old paradigm when the judge says something it matters. That might not be true anymore. So we might not be able to buy this on the cheap.

Depending on how defiant, you know, people want to get. And I get it. Like, who's some, what, some judges that ever been to your bayou swamp prison that you've built in a matter of months? He's going to tell you, you know, whether you can keep people there or not. Who was he to say it? Oh, a judge? What does that even mean?

Oh, separation of powers? Never heard of it. Shut your mouth. I mean, you know, it's like. the old way where it was like, oh, there's a rule of law, that was nice, I preferred it. If you asked me to vote for the rule of law, sure.

If that's on the table. I'm just saying, the reality is, I don't know if this is going to be, you know, available to buy. But if it is, we need to find someone, because it's not going to, you know, we're not going to buy for a couple of bucks. Right.

The assets are going to be expensive. We need to drop up with a rich guy. Yeah. Or a rich woman, quote, unquote. rich woman might be easier to get yeah like an heiress maybe maybe like the hei like the eras to like uh the eras to like the plato or something something something weird something that doesn't sound

cool you know like uh like kind of a a lower mid heiress like remember john carrie yeah the guy who didn't beat bush even though like everyone was like you just got you know there's no way bush wins you know everyone hates this war and he's still lost because they swift boated them you know he was married to the the the hines ketchup bearerous and you did great move on his part yeah i feel like if you were the ford heiress right if you were the coca cola heiress uh that you don't marry john carrie you don't marry that weird you know guy who looks like the those uh easter island heads you know there's there's prestige

brand and hines is a great brand but it's catch up you know uh Coca-Cola only because they have to polar bears and people you know it's coke you know it's cocacacacaola but you know you want you Whoa, the Goulden's mustard air, right? It doesn't sound that great. So it's like, I'm saying, like, even though you're, that she might be worth of a billion bucks, whoever's getting the money from Plato might be like, all right, yeah, men actually don't want me.

Yeah, that's, I mean, that's a good strategy. Yeah. Just start looking up, you know, somewhat embarrassing sounding products. The fleshlight heiress. To be the era. Yeah. And start looking up who's getting daddy's money. My dad invented bangbuss.

We are going to, in a few decades, we are going to have, like, lots of porn heiresses probably. It's going to, look, it's never, like, the stars sometimes get a lot of money, but it's going to be the people, the weird, you know, guy who, I mean, we're going to end up finding out who's actually behind all of these things. It's not going to, it's going to be interesting. Because they don't tend to put themselves on the front page of the website. Right.

You know, with a headshot, the CEO of Bangpa. But, yeah, it's like, you know, what, like, how would we, so we, let's just say who, who, what's, what's a feminine product? I'm the Tampax eras, right? Because they're probably, religious people don't like that, right? Right. Like, we're still a country that's kind of prude, or we pretend to be at least, and we, and we pretend to be, you know, sex is. bad and so even though a tampon doesn't really have anything to do with that

I feel like like you know very religious people would just be kind of well that's not that's not good it's not polite it's not polite you know like oh I'm a tampa how about you keep it to you have you just keep it to yourself yeah wait hey your dad's shamefully made that money right so how let's just like try that how would we approach the tampax errors

let's say we're at a party at a where we run into them about it we need to start hanging out a place where they might be maybe we start hanging out outside expensive new york restaurants um pretending like we have a reservation right you know you know you can find them on google right and then you just show up and you and you just kind of and you look for a woman who's dressed in in neutrals right like i feel like those are always the rich women and the women who are dressed neutrally. Can I, can I? Maybe even a little bit. Like, you know, plain, like, unfeminine.

Sure. You mean, you mean, like, uh, non-binary? But not quite not binary. You want to start with a non-binary woman? I mean, maybe if they got the money. I mean, uh, here's the thing. I can't afford Google Glass. It's not, uh, Apple Vision, right?

Mm-hmm. Um, it's expensive. It's like thousands of dollars. right right technically we could get it right you put on a credit card but I'm only gonna do with it but if we buy that for how much of the

$2,500 $3,500 yeah do you think there's an app that if we go to a nice restaurant and we way outside it'll tell us you know who they are how much money they have and all that kind of stuff and it sounds medicine it sounds like I'm describing some

Dickensian street urchin shit I'm just trying to find a love for us a love supreme how much you know um yeah imagine

picture this we're outside leberna dan you know Eric repairs French uh fish

joint uh which everyone seems this thing is so nice oh well the burn of dan you know

I like salmon sure uh and me and you are wearing these apple I guess we're both it'll be five grand we both need one

and we'll be like we'll look like cyberpunks and we'll just be like you know and people just think we're just kind of looking at porn outside the restaurant and think nothing of it so they'll leave us alone could we not bother anybody yeah yeah and then as well and and you know and then we can wait and see you know who who who walks by who you know it's like it's right are you following me here yeah what you seem confused by this no we're gonna we're gonna we're gonna spy on people and see how much money they have and try to trouble them. I'm totally on board. All right, good.

It's pretty simple. Yeah. Is that unsavory? I don't know. I mean, every stage of society. Right. Every step of society is about. Is it a little bit crazy?

Right. I mean, look, do you, do you all check the, the MySpace account of the woman you're about to go on a date with? Bet you do. Yeah. Or the Facebook. We all do a little bit of cyberstalking. We all do a little bit of sleuthing.

stalking, sleuthing. All right? Don't give the judges and the lawyers anything to work with. This is still a public podcast until we get the money, until we go private. My point is

we've all sprayed our, we've all written a letter to Taylor Swift and then sprayed a little bit of our pheromones onto it. Hoping that she'll get addicted to our scent. That's, yeah, that's what that was pheromones. Um, look, at the end of the day, if I, if I, if I use technology to find, to find, uh, a woman, that's fair.

Yeah. Can't call me a creep. John Higglin's a creep. I'm just, I just want to waste my time with somebody like, like, I buried for love already. I don't need another one. No offense. I mean, no, not, it shouldn't offend you. You should, I mean, I think you should in general get one marriage.

marriage for love, and one marriage for upward mobility. You know, if the non-binary crowd or whatever they are, like the gender fluid stuff, if that all led to this, I think more people would be on board with it. I think that would actually kind of get people excited about, you know, breaking up the nuclear family a little bit. It's like, no, you get the one you love, love the one you're with, all that nonsense, and then you get a little cash cow. That's right.

Yeah. Yeah, I mean, it's honestly, that, that system incentivizes all the right things. What do I at? I don't see how anyone could possibly take a shoe with us. Do I need to wear a tuxedo all the time now? I don't, I don't want, I mean, like, I'm wearing like a cool outfit, but I mean, and these women, like, are they only going to go for, like, you know, if I have to, I have to do, like, white the tails and the top hat and all that? I think you've got to do almost the opposite. Right.

you got to do you got to somehow you already wear hoodies yeah you got to wear different kinds of hoodies wait wait I thought like you got to you got to wear like beige hoodies you want to wear a bit you think the key the landing the air is to the tampax fortune the tampon fortune is to wear a beige hoodie and hang out outside of the bernadane wearing wearing wearing a VR headset and white sneakers well clearly white sneakers. That's a given. A nice jeans. A nice jeans. What are the nice jeans cost now? This is probably more on a tuxedo. Look, what? How about this? Yeah. Okay. Here's an idea. Sure. I think we need a proxy.

Right. We need like an inoffensively handsome, uh, male proxy. Right. Who can go out there and seduce the Tampax hei. Right. And then at a certain point in there, their relationship, he can say, look, I'm actually a proxy for a very successful couple. All right, well, you're setting her up for disappointment. He'll say this before they have sex. Before they have, oh, he's going to have sex over her? No, no. I think, look, she can still if she wants to.

She's whoever she wants. We're not commanding her, you know, she has free will. The point is, like, this is not going to be the kind of thing where a guy seduces a woman on one pretense. And then drops the news that he's a proxy for a couple that wants to marry her. That sounds a bit like that. You know, I wouldn't, I wouldn't want her judgments spoiled by, you know, post-sex hormones. So you're describing a sort of like a relationship pimp. Exactly.

Yeah. I guess I, look, I mean, you. Because it's hard. It's hard to approach someone as two people initially. That's true. And it's a, you might as well be. Without coming off like a, like, crazy. Wingers. You're right. You're right. So you might as well be neither of us. I like the idea of that. And you go, look, and he can kind of set the table. Yeah. And look, you know, this guy spits a lot and he gets pink guy sometimes. But I mean, he won't give, yeah, I don't think he doesn't give it to his wife. So he probably won't give it to you. That's, you know, don't worry about that. I know. I'll be drinking like, you know, martinis while he's saying this. When he gets it, he's very, he's careful. He's really careful. Yeah, yeah. He keeps it. He doesn't touch his eye. He's smart.

it's like how often does he get it once a year yeah but you know but you know but he's they have like those champagne flutes and caviar while this is going on the discussion's happening right

yeah yeah you know when you're when you're like a nice restaurant or you know in Manhattan and you know at the bar and the lighting is very you know

nice in those places right it's like it's like another world they're really good kind of making you feel like you're in a whole different thing is not you know this conversation is not happening at 7-11 all right so it's going to come off a little different than you're picturing

it probably at home listening to this you know he's going to be feeding your caviar his hands there's going to be a beautiful view yeah he's going to there might be a violin somewhere you know maybe maybe you're on the water and he's and he's just like shoving caviar

inside her and go and you know and he's never he'll never give you the pink eye If it happens, whatever, I mean, you better of just say never. I don't think that's a I don't think it's an enforceable contract Like she gets pink eyes, I can't be like sued I don't think you can sue your own wife anyway

husband So yeah, I think that's actually nice A negotiation sort of And what does she get from us? Influence Protection We're kind of influencers, you know Yeah

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though, it's better It's easier than saying Robert Patterson Yeah, I think this could work So I mean, hopefully the summer's ending Hopefully by by Hopefully by Thanksgiving we have You know I don't want to go below 20 million

You know I feel like less than that It's just kind of like you know Because I feel like if you have like if you have 50 million dollars They'll do a pre-up. They're always, rich people always do pre-ups, but we'll get a piece. But they have 10 or whatever, 20. They're going to be like, you're not getting that. You're not getting shit. You know, but a 50 million, they'll give you a million just to go away. Right. And that'd be

great for us. That'd be the best case scenario. Actually, what we should just do is, like, get this situation going and then just, like, try to, like, try to end it quickly. Just try to get a payoff. Right. You know? Just embarrass her as much as possible. Just really try, like, just, like, kind of hurt the business almost. We start, like, tweeting on behalf of the company, of the tampon company. Mm-hmm. And, like, you guys can't do this.

Like, well, yeah, maybe we go, maybe. I mean, oh, yeah, make, make a fake LinkedIn profile for her. Yeah, well, we're married to the owner. We're back. We're also owners. The problem is, like, we'll have to call us something. We'll have to call, like, a civil union. Or, I mean, look, this is a, I don't know if we can just, you know, are Trump was allowed to marry yet?

No. Not legally now. And what about, maybe in another other country, though. Maybe we go to, like, um, Norway. Hmm. In a region court, see it that way. Yeah, you go in it. I'll see.

No, there's no country where a marriage among three or more people is legally right on. This world's so. goddamn it's finished but you go to africa this is so i mean honestly there this really is the way uh things should be you know there's that book that uh the one the the the robert heglund book whatever and like it wasn't even the point of the book but just like as a world building thing this one guy like you know he's part of something where like they have like you know 30 people in the marriage and it worked out kind of he's like the whole he's doing the whole time i feel like Robert Heidelin was just trying to get that going.

He was explaining, it was a lot of the book, like, it was supposed to be about some coup on Mars or whatever, like the people, the citizens of, or the moon base, like,

they, they like overthrew their government. But a lot of the, the text of the book was just talking about how great it worked, how well it worked out with this whole 30-person marriage. You know? Interesting. So it's like,

you know, a lot, this is just a point of life. It's just like, you know, you get married and you get married again. All right. What do you want me to do?

Leave me alone. Look, do you want people to like marriage or not? Yeah, yeah. The marriages, what's more sanctified and having two marriages? Shut your mouth. All right, thanks for, thanks for tuning in. Thank you. And, you know, don't forget, like the, like the pods, subscribe, whatever, all that shit.

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