Kump - Ep. 231 REPLACED BY A.I.
Episode Date: October 3, 2025Ray and Lucie discuss Ray's fears of being disappeared by A.I., the truth about Lincoln, The Saudi Comedy Festival, a new kind of war, the Pope's complaints, and much more. 👉 Patreon – Bo...nus Episodes Every Week: https://www.patreon.com/raykump👉 Watch Ray on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/raykump
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Hello and welcome to Comp.
We're looking at videos made with the new SORA AI app.
It's from a chat GBT's crew,
and they're shoving people into all sorts of situations.
We've got people in parachutes.
You can be put into a baseball game.
You can be put into a, what is this, Ronald McDonald in the Matrix?
with hamburgers
fascinating
that is going to replace Hollywood
they're saying
no more
ILM
no more Star Wars
no more Disney
it's all going to be
at your fingertips
and you know what
they're going to use this for
do you know what I
if you could call it fear
but I'm not afraid
I'm not afraid
you know what they're going to use this for
you ever wondered
if you could be picked up
and put in a van
I wonder if I could be picked up and put into a van by a bunch of men
and I go but what would be but what would that didn't my people my people would find out right
my online people or my live my people I live with they but where's comp
hey what's the business you know we don't live in Stalin's Russia
now now we here's the plan AI comp
AI comp is created with the SORA app and it's just a one of a
It's not exclusive to me, but AI comp gets made, and he starts ranting, and I bet you they'll have it, you know, they might take him another year before it's ready to, you know, really get the nuance of my, of my gristle, you know, of my pluck.
But they're going to have me ranting about how great it is that we're invading Canada, that we're invading, you know, Belgium, and how I'm actually being paid by the Belgian.
and I shouldn't be lit all sorts of
they're going to discredit me
they're going to use this SORA app
I'm alleging I don't know
I don't know Sam Altman maybe he's a great guy
maybe he's not in go hoots for other people
who you know I don't I'm not in this
situation where I can get billions of dollars
to build these things
that's the interesting thing you know
it's like it's a simplest thing you know what just happened
I've had tons of ideas
I've had all sorts of ideas
throughout my entire adult life about how to invent things.
I thought we could invent a new kind of microwave
that you could also, you know, put like,
you could also put, keep things cool.
You know, a reverse microwave,
no one gave me money to research that.
I had an idea for a newspaper that was also pornography.
I had an idea for, you know, a new type of can
that would open itself.
And then you would just keep cook your meal.
You know, and you know what? Well, I get faced down. I get faced down by security guards telling me I don't, I don't have a right to be in their building. But this man gets billions of dollars to, I'm saying, where does this come from? I'm saying there's probably interest involved that are beyond just inventing. Right? It's not just inventing, is it? It's not Doc Brown in back to the future. It's not a guy in his garage tinkering with a flux capacitor.
And the DeLorean.
No.
It's real business.
This is for destruction.
Well, I mean, it's for control.
Yeah.
This is for humiliation.
Destruct, you know, control via destruction.
And you're right.
Humiliation.
They're going to use this to humiliate me.
They're going to use this to exonerate themselves.
And I don't mean Sam Altman.
I don't know.
If Sam Altman, I don't think he, I think he's like Oz.
You know, he's like the big head.
But behind him is Oz.
That's the thing.
That's what's confusing.
is going to have the Wizard of Oz
is that the same guy is both, right?
The big head is the guy.
But it should have been separate guys.
They should be, like, you shouldn't even, I guess they were.
That's the point. You know what I mean? It's like,
Sam Altman's a real person. I'm,
I don't want to strip him of humanity.
But whoever's pulling,
who's ever pulling the money strings,
whoever's greasing the tech
wheel, but if Steve Jobs
was alive, I'd be blaming him.
That smug bastard.
They're going to unalive me and
put me and make cartoons out of me for centuries.
If you see it, we should probably prepare for this.
How do we remember?
What's something you could be doing in an AI video that you would just,
you would never do?
This is a great, no.
What's the sign?
I don't know, push-ups.
No, but this is a great idea.
I should bury a codex.
I should bury a cipher like they have in submarines.
You remember when we watched that movie Crimson Tide?
Right.
with Gene Hackman and Denzel, Washington,
they're great actors.
And there was on a submarine and it's a lot of the whole thing.
But when you're on a nuclear sub and they send the orders to nuke Russia or whatever,
you know, Sweden, you get the orders coming on the old typewriter machine.
Maybe it's a little different nowadays.
And then you have to verify it.
You crack open a safe.
You both have keys and you both get your special little packets and you crack them open.
and you verify with the cipher or whatever
that the orders are correct
and then you can nuke Sweden
by bye Sweden
no more of those little cakes you get at the coffee shop
little pastries
you're done
you're done with the pastries
in the same way
I bury some kind of
yeah
we'll figure out
how I do this
but I have to like kind of
maybe
is it a dropbox
is there some kind of hard drive
can I invent a hard drive
that will release files over time
you know what I mean
how does this work
because do I hire
do I hire a lawyer
like that Kobayashi guy
unusual suspects
and he goes around
and he's also
he also threatens people
you know
just like
because you know
why would you have two guys
why would you have a guy
who like brings the packet
of stuff
and like
and you know
Mr. Kaiser
Associate,
here's what your mission is
and it also threatens your wife.
Well,
you have a separate guy,
you know,
just happen together.
Well,
the thing is,
even after going through
all this trouble,
yeah.
When you,
you,
you know,
task your most trusted people.
Right.
But putting the cipher
together that proves
that AI compass fake.
Right.
There's still going to be
a bunch of people
who have seen it,
who have seen whatever,
whatever you're doing in that video.
Which,
no,
but it'll be different.
It'll be,
on this day,
I'll have to basically make a cipher for the next, you know, 400 episodes.
Right, okay.
And then there'll be some way, I'll need some way to look at this out there.
It's in a safe.
It's in a safe.
Yeah, you will, I just need one person you can trust.
If you're lonely, you're screwed.
You better make one friend in this new future, this dystopian future we have, right?
Because it's no good.
You need to have someone who can keep a safe with the site.
with the with the codex
and if they try
if they start having me go
you know hello here's Hillary Clinton
we're going to discuss you know her email
server and uh
and her recipe for brownies
and I think she's great and she definitely was
she never went through an island
she's never been there and you go
wait hold on just right you just look at
no it's actually him he's actually sold out
you know and like
good for him I'm glad he can have a house
now but then you'll know at least
because we're not going to know
you're not there is no reality anymore going forward it's not quite there yet like you can you know
you can still tell uh there's a certain kind of just uncanny valley aspect to it yeah at a certain
point all the bodies like people when there's too many bodies in the eye video yeah they get mushy
but i got to be honest when i go to the post office i don't feel that different than they do watching
one of these videos the whole world's got uncanny valley going on you know the whole world's
whole world's a little
you mean just everyone's on edge
everyone wants a race war
everyone wants a bigger TV
right that should be a new
we should update uh
one of those songs we didn't start the fire
everybody TV
new race war yeah
I got a codex
you know we
but yeah it's a it's a bleak
situation and people go why come
why do you bring up all these bleak things
why do you always you know look at the as a sour side of the apple why you know why why
can't you be crypto cash fucking you know suck my ass well yeah I'm sorry that like I just I've
been indoctrinated by cynicism what are you showing me oh you showing me this well I wanted to
I wanted to pull out because this is a really disturbing example of what we're talking about
okay well this came out a couple days ago I didn't I didn't these
see when you get your news from social media
first of all I never heard of a worse idea
but it is kind of how you absorb it nowadays
like even though I resisted
but like because there's no like
here's the bullet news
it's like it's all just immersed into like
a bunch of shit posting
I mean I don't follow journalists I guess
maybe that's part of the problem but so I saw this video
we'll bring it back where we're
so basically it's like this trend
where like it starts with
like a person usually like kind of a fat
person right there's always a fat person
like breaking a bridge right with rock this is like I mentioned it recently but this is kind of like you know
when they put the uh the 9-11 stuff into into movies um you know like you know a few years earlier
they go how do they what a coincidence like you know how could they probably because they knew
they go why would they do it because they want you to know because it's boring to them because these
are these are timeless creatures we're dealing with who go back and forth through time it's not that
fun anymore for them. So they want to just, you know, they want to bury things to, you know,
to goge you, to trick you. You know, they say when you're bushering an animal that you don't
want to scare it, you know, shock it because it could spoil the meat because the stress hormones
will spoil, will like leak into the meat and it's bad for it. But whatever happens with us
and our meat is the app, it's not, it's better for them. The fear makes the meat taste better.
I don't like that's what this is it's all big well this is like kind of a sanitized version of it but like the original versions of the is like the person throws the rock and then all the people like kind of fall through the glass or the bridge it's almost like uh you know squid game themed or so yeah it's it's really strange it's all really uh violence porn it's all violence porn but like you know that's the thing they're rewriting how you interact with the digital world you're not you're not you
They're going to have a digital ID in a few years and you're going to need that to get your, you know, your insulin and your, and your, uh, whatever else you like.
You know, you're, you know, you're riddling.
You're, you're a blah, blah, blah, buterol, is that a thing?
You want some blah, buterol?
Get a digital ID.
You're dead.
All right.
Um, I mean, you know, we're in a shutdown now.
This digital shutdown to the government.
What is, you know, what, what is the reason?
Oh, these guys, you know, either, you can listen to two sides here, right?
You can either believe that we're trying to give health care to foreign terrorists who live in Afghanistan or we're burning the homeless alive here.
I don't know.
There's no overlap anymore.
There's no, like, reading the news and you go, well, I can split the difference.
You can't split the difference.
You have to go very deep
and research, get micro-feesh.
You have to go look at the library at Congress.
And like, how long is that going to be a thing anymore?
They're going to cut that.
This is, and you go, oh, if only we got Kamala.
What do you think, this is, they love this shit.
They all want this shit.
You think Kamala live where I live?
Kamala live in like a palatial estate.
And it's sunny California.
You think she's one of me?
I didn't go with the Bulldeburg group.
Is she?
Who knows?
I even a thing anymore.
I'm not a vampire.
I'm not allowed at these parties.
So, you know, these ideas, these Democrats, they're all fighting, they're all fighting
each other in public, but they all really do want because they're afraid,
because they got something.
You know?
They got something going on.
Whether it's a little bit of money, Bernie is like a, like a, like a,
like a big playboy Bernie Sanders he's like you know he he's he works his way old you know yeah
you don't think that guy can pump that guy can pull and pump Bernie Sanders can pull and pump
I think Bernie can pump from the bottom I don't mean well you say Bernie's the bottom I don't know
if he can pump from the top anymore I meant I meant like proverbially I don't mean like I don't
I don't know if his dick works.
I'm saying that the guy is like, you know, like, you know, first of all, yeah, he has multiple houses.
They're not like, you know, it's not Bill Gates's house, but he's got money.
Why they all have money?
They're all inside of trading.
You know this.
You know, they're all just like, you know, they're all buying like, uh, these, like these companies called like, Zlamista and Flostr.
And what's that I do?
It's an AI-oriented, like, you know, networking, uh, payroll app.
it's all just
it's just
someone
it's a mercenary group
running Congress
just getting
they need to protect
themselves
my point
they're not like
oh AOC's from
the Bronx
I don't care
if she's from
Thailand
you know
it doesn't matter
where you're from
you're in
or you're out
and we're out
I mean you Lucy
and we're trying
to get in
and if we get in
we'll let one
lucky listener
come with us perhaps
that you have to always keep a little thing
it's like when they give away PS5s
you always got to keep a dangle with you know
everyone's trying to get into
the the gated city
before Mad Max happens
because no one
what goes on a sudden Mad Max is the
you know I don't want to say it
because it'll hurt the algorithm
but it's brutal
Mad Max leaves that out that part
you got to trade something well
you know or you can have a trade it to you
if you know what I mean
Um, I don't, okay, I'm sorry YouTube won't let me say it out loud, but you can put the pieces together.
You're not dumb.
You know what's coming.
So I'm just saying it's a really nice app.
I mean, I haven't been able to use it yet.
You know, here's the problem, Sam Allman.
If you don't like this line of dialogue, then give me one of those codes.
So I can make cool videos of myself, you know, hang gliding.
Oh, I don't mean that.
I just remember the famous hanglining.
I just thought it'd be a fun thing to do.
I wasn't trying to allude to an attack with hang glide.
That's sad.
I'm sorry.
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What are you afraid of them making you do most?
No, I'll be dead.
I'll alive me.
Yeah, but what are you afraid of having to have?
happening in your in your like kind of forever in your AI prison for oh I wasn't even
thinking of that it's interesting you think it's interesting that you think it's interesting that
you think that I care more about my digital presence and what to have me do your literal
physical life I want to live I don't want to die Lucy no it's uh it's uh yeah no I mean I guess look I
don't want to be used to promote wars to sell books.
You know, I'm not sure what book I could sell.
That's a, that's a widespread of things you don't want your.
Well, imagine if they turn, imagine they turn, imagine they turn me.
Well, that's kind of what Charlie Rose was.
Charlie Rose was a guy who sold wars and books.
And we, and we almost met him at Mariah.
One of those restaurants near Central Park, but they wouldn't let us in.
But, you know, he happened to see, you know, he was disgraced already.
But I still like, you know, I saw like his work, excuse.
me charlie rose but he did people go on there and they would either promote the iraq war
um you know you have like rome you know maybe a rumsfeld maybe someone you know joan didion
she was big on that right maybe not i forget what she was about she's like a famous author
but i guess she was more about like literature yeah magical thinking magical realism
well whatever the point is most these people were military people they were like people from the
cfr or they were guys yeah they were literati you know
you have Malcolm Gladwell talking about his 10,000 hours and that could be me and I could be sitting there while some guy writes some book about you know how I mean what kind of books get made nowadays they're all they all seem kind of like weird like what are some of the more recent famous books more recently you know just some of the art of not giving a fuck I mean that was I have that guy on talking what is that book about it's just about being like a bad parent just don't feed you
kids your kids will probably figure it out or you'll die is that is that how that book goes
I didn't I didn't read it when you call your book to someone like giving a fuck I assume there's
something like that in there maybe maybe you know I'm sick I'm sick in time I've spent a lot of
time I'm sorry my going on a rant here go off I'm sorry but it's just that I spent a lot of years
not like trying to be a coward but like trying to be responsible and like hedge my words a little bit
because you don't, but what society rewards is, you know,
no, you call it a, you call it a dad,
you call it a son of the law, I'm not giving a fuck.
Where people get the wrong idea, doesn't matter,
clicks is all that matters.
All that matters is clicks.
Okay, well, I'll just assume that your book is about not feeding your kids.
It's the best both ways, all right?
We're living in the future, you know?
It's like, yo, oh, don't worry about the downside.
Well, I can be a big downside, can I?
all right maybe i should
maybe i should position myself as the like
as some kind of weird uh
uh a gatekeeper of the liter of what's left is the literati
you know the intelligentsia
i haven't really cultivated the intelligentsia in my life
but i could i could you know i can make up for lost time
i would love to be like a a disruptive element in that world
you know who would have to become friends with someone
to do that do you know you know
You know more about that than me, it seems like.
A literati.
Well, you're like an English major, right?
I don't care.
I feel like you read more books.
You know more, you read more of those type of books.
I mean, I read a fair amount of books.
But the type of books, literature.
But a lot of the time, like, those books that you're talking about.
Yeah.
That are, you know, on the front shelf in the bookstore.
This is like the most recent thing.
Like, you know, that stuff sometimes pass by.
But, like, what are some of the, you have a lot of race.
racial stuff.
Yeah, how the white man burned America.
You know, like the new Jim Crow comes to mind.
Right.
Like, why are you giving people ideas?
You know, these people, oh, new Jim Crow, don't stop.
They want that.
Some of these people, you've been on Twitter or X.
Some people are like, oh, are we doing that now?
I'm just saying.
But yeah, I mean, the last book, I mean, it's been a while.
But I feel like the last like contemporary
book that I like you know as far as like a new bug that I read was like a team of rivals
that stupid book about like how linking guys enemies to like work in the cabinet with them
but they got assassinated Doris Curran's good one yeah probably do you read that book
yeah I think I did a while back okay well it wasn't a bad book but I mean I feel like it
definitely underplays how the irony well I got hired all my enemies and somehow I got killed
how do they know where I'd be
my enemies who I work next to
every day told them
I mean that's quite a spicy
theory right there
and it just came off the top of my head
yeah but it's I mean I read the book years ago
I feel like I'm smarter now than it used to be
you think Lincoln's cabinet
it's just look when all you do
when all you do is brag about how
you're like the bottom bitch of
diverse ideas right
when you're like
I'm oh I did something that no one ever
thought it up I surround it
to myself with my enemies you know keep your enemies close it's like well sometimes you keep
your enemies close they stabby stabby stabby that's all I'm saying sometimes they get theirs
some you know it's like here's the thing in prison the knives aren't as good they call them shanks
not just because it's cool but like it's not really a knife a lot of the time it's like a sharpened
handle of a toothbrush and that's why if you you know if you ever watch one of these uh stabbing
these shankings
it's a lot
100 times or whatever
or 50 times
because it's like
you know
it's you need to repeat it
over and over
as my point
I'm just saying
and so if you have
like you know
body armor made out of
like old phone books
right or an atlas
that could work
because you know
they could still maybe do
something against a real knife
but definitely against
a toothbrush handle
and you get my drift
I don't think you do
because you're saying like
it was kind of a tease
with this stuff
saying is like you know keep them close but not that close right not close enough to kill you
with a tooth brush i wonder if you ever came into a cabinet meeting and just had like
knives placed all around the table and he's like i'm just going to turn my back for a second
hope nobody's stabs i don't that's a great point i lucy just made an amazing point and i don't
want to slander lincoln yeah i think people get link gets a bad rap sometimes he would go he didn't
really care like he he would have like you know he didn't care about him freeing the slaves and
like I'm not saying like there's no truth to that quote and but I think he didn't like slavery
and when he said he would have kept it to keep this nation all right that's like I'm not saying
his biggest priority was that so he's a guy I'm not way he's linking that like people go oh
they want to trash him I like him overall but I do think he might have had a predilection
he got got off on being this kind of great guy is oh I'm the guy I'll just put this gun
here hope you don't shoot me and somehow
that helped him
and like you know get climax
when you just talk about like I think he liked
like again it's not for me
to say how you know man does
bed you know you know sex stuff
in bed uh what should go through
his mind but I think yeah do I think
Lincoln kind of at the moment of climax
just about how great of man he was or seen
to be and just and then he just got to
be blasted so hard
you know it kind of tracks with his life too
yeah because he was also kind of married
Wasn't Mary Todd Lincoln kind of a basket case?
Well, I mean, her kids all died.
Oh, well, you know.
Crazy.
I didn't say there weren't legitimate reasons for it.
Yeah.
But, yeah, but she was, yeah, she was kind of nuts, though, I think.
Yeah.
I wonder if Lincoln ever would just lie in bed with her while she was, like, having a fit.
And I just had just such a great guy.
He was spooner, and he was saying, you've, you've become too crazy to have any concept of how great of a man I am.
Oh, Mary Todd.
Oh, Mary Todd.
That just makes me greater.
If you only, you could have handled,
if only of your feeble brain
could have handled the pressure of our sons all dying.
And you could have witnessed the grace
of your own husband's exaltation.
Oh, I'm sitting there's right hand of God, Mary Todd.
No, take my pencil.
Oh, I'm the Christ child.
Right.
Yeah, stuff like that.
And this is like, does it sound severe?
I don't know.
It's old.
It's 200 years ago.
Whatever.
You know, it all flaws.
This is, this is what we should, you know, maybe we, if Sam Altman gives me the codes for the SORA app, maybe we can make this show, you know, um, sex, sex lingen, right?
I mean, you can make a movie about him hunting vampires. Why not a movie about him getting off to himself?
Oh, because he's head blown off. I'm sorry. I didn't do it. And no, my family members did.
But, uh, yeah.
Welcome to come.
Welcome to the show.
It's a crazy.
The government is shut down and we're, but we're pumping.
Our blood is pumping thick.
And apparently we are in a non-international war of attrition.
Is that what we call it now?
Let's put this up a second.
This is a strange development.
Lawmakers are both sides.
Press Pentagon.
So press the Pentagon on legal basis for the cartel boat strikes.
So we discussed just a few weeks ago, I guess.
It's been a while, this cartel boat, right?
They bombed a cartel boat.
Well, they bombed a boat.
People claim it's not, I mean, I think most people agree, right?
They found a bunch of drugs.
Right.
There's people out there who want to just, like, you know, question everything.
And that's fine, but pick you a bad.
You can't just go like, well, A, this, this show about Lincoln is, you know,
is sacrilegious and it's racist and it's, you know, and it's just bad for the, you know,
speaking in all the dead and so it's not sexy enough pick one pick one critique is my point
and so like you know um i i choose to accept that these are probably car title boats but maybe
are we allowed to blow them up i don't know but apparently these lawmakers from the pretingon
uh cornered um let's read let's read so scroll down let's see what this happened here
senators on both sides of the aisle uh press the pentagon's top lawyer and the closed door
me the preting on top lawyer now is that like some guy who like fucking they hired they got a 7-11
they don't get the best in the brain now i mean some of these guys are good i don't know i'm just
i'm just checking is he a jag maybe whatever they cornered this guy uh they want an explanation
this is a bipartisan thing apparently they cornered this guy like a like a ronald mcdonald in an alley
yeah because i think they realize like you know senators must realize that like hey we don't
like each other but the more you kind of do things on your own
the less this whole thing
we're doing over here matters
like the more the executive is just like we got this
and like no no we well you know
like the Democrats and the Republicans are both like we
we'd like to have some input here
right you know
it's something like uh whatever
read some of this please
God honestly I already kind of
wish that these articles
were just sore of it were just sore videos
yeah no this just
just give it to me in three sets like what happened
physically yeah look we'll just
touch because the whole point this is matters it doesn't matter about what you know who corner two who pulled
whose pants down in the pentagon bathroom and starts sucking and go hey let me suck this doesn't matter
who cares how they got this guy to comply how they got you know did pete hex that just had that meeting
with the generals where they call them all fatties you know was what was one of those guys involved
was fat generals sucking off some other guy i don't know i don't i'm just saying doesn't the point
of me bringing this up is cut to to what they said
today.
Just a day after the closed-door briefing, Trump declared in a confidential notice to Congress
that the U.S. is in a non-international armed conflict with the cartels.
So interesting.
But why non-international?
That's why are the cartels here?
That's what I'm confused about.
It is very confusing because maybe it, do they maybe mean that like we're not at war with
Venezuela?
We're just at war with these cartels.
But they're not here.
they're in Venezuela.
I guess there's probably some implication there.
There's probably some, you know,
Poindexter lawyer got involved
and said you can't, technically,
you can't declare war,
you know, Cassus bellicose,
or whatever that term is,
that Latin term, right?
I don't think that's something like that.
Because of war, right?
You need to have, like, you know,
I mean, I don't really feel
like the Geneva Convention seem to apply anymore
just because we, like,
we just don't seem to care.
Now, his implications is that?
I don't know.
I guess.
Do something.
America just changes model to do something.
That's where we're going to go with this.
And you go, oh, you're saying Trump.
This has been operating for, yeah.
I mean, the Obama asked permission, the bomb a drone strike a thousand weddings.
He hated weddings.
That guy, they, I mean, I've never seen a man.
I know men don't like love weddings.
They don't like, they don't watch to say yes to the dress.
You know, but I mean, like, what's the other one?
My, my best friends, my best friends, uh, runaway bride, right?
By the way, whatever it is.
Julie Roberts.
I'm not expecting to watch, but he, that guy just, like, fucking just hellfire missiles
raining down on cocktail hours left and right, you know?
You're playing, they're playing the montage at dinner.
They're doing a toast and he's like, die motherfucker, you know?
He don't give his shit.
And, uh, so, he's playing.
you know, it's not new.
But, you know, but I feel like it's crystallizing that, was my point.
It's true.
I mean, you know, when they, when he hit the first boat.
Yeah.
I was kind of like, you know, there's only so much I'm going to care.
Right.
About these, about the people who died in particular.
Right.
You know they're innocent.
I mean, what do you want me to do?
There's only so much we can complain about.
If they were innocent, I think I care more.
Yeah, a little more
A little bit
theoretically more
Yeah
But this does seem like a strange
Kind of escalation
Well yeah I guess
I mean
What I like about this though
Is that because we're in a non-international war
I feel like
It opens up new fronts
And the idea of war
And what is war
Is war
I mean some people are saying
that World War III is an information war
so can you and I
be soldiers and information
war and then therefore
can we get some of this cash
right and you go oh it's selling
out is it selling out to serve your country
like what do you care
everyone you get mad if we
if we join the fight against the cartel
I mean really
I mean people get in a lot of shit over the Saudi Arabia
thing and I you know
I post it on Twitter I don't or actually
whatever. I don't have a problem
of people taking issue with the
Kingdom of Saud, the House of Saud,
right? In theory. It's like
it's a brutal regime. They've done some very
nasty things. A lot of them for
us is what I'm
confused about. I mean, I just spent a lot of time
before not a lot. It's just like this has been
going on since like the 50s,
the 40s. They have we have like
an exclusive
oil for protection racket
going with them. They basically
they hold up the petro dollar they use the they make you have to if you want to buy oil
from Saudi Arabia you have to use the US dollar so you have to actually convert your
currency you can't buy it in your one right or rubles you have to convert they did that after
Nixon closed the gold window at the end of the Breton Woods thing when the or that scam
got you know that post war scam dried up everyone older because that used to be
he didn't work after World War II people because people talk about Nixon like
ended the gold standard he did
no such thing. There really wasn't a gold
standard. What there was, was a U.S.
dollar system called the Britain Wood system.
It was, you know, it was
put together
at the Bretton Woods Conference.
I think World War II was still going on at the time.
I forget. But, you know, basically, it had a
tail end of it. And
what they landed on was
the system where basically
gold was pegged at $35
in a troy ounce.
And then the U.S.
dollar, but so do you
The U.S. held gold technically in reserve at that peg,
but in the rest of the world held U.S. dollars as their reserve currency.
So we held all their gold, effectively.
They held dollars as their reserve.
So not everyone knows about it, and I'm not an expert either,
but not everyone understands economics and currencies,
but just imagine to the extent that you understand that there's a gold standard
and that gold backs the money, right?
In that kind of case, U.S. dollars back the money for them.
They used to have a warehouse full of dollars, okay?
And, you know, it's theoretical.
You have to use an abstraction in your brain a little bit.
Right.
You get it.
So legally.
Yeah.
If you wanted to, if you wanted to get pegged, you had to do it with gold.
Yes.
If you wanted to get pegged, you had to use a gold.
I were allowed to say that?
The object, you know what we mean.
You got to use some bullion, get some bullion in that booty.
Booty, booty, boody, boody, boody, boon, boon, blah, boon, blah.
I don't know.
I can see how diverting from that would crash our economy.
Would compromise our economy, you know?
Well, hold on.
Skipping ahead.
Here's what happened.
Here's why it's a scam.
So you had the system and they're like, oh, it's all fucking great.
And then you're going to, yay, post-war.
And we're also just shoving Marshall playing money down there for freaking mounds.
And, you know, we got the whole, like, communist thing.
Basically, like, if you guys go commies, we're going to, you know, we're going to invade you.
So it was like a lot of, you know, there's a lot of tugging, tugging jerk.
a lot of carrot and stick
going on. But basically
over the next 20, 30 years, whatever it is,
what do we do?
I'll tell you what we did.
We inflated our currency
like bad men. We just spent, we spent money
like crazy because it didn't matter
because like it was all spread throughout the world.
There was no, like usually if you, if you
inflate your currency, like we saw with, you know,
with like, you know, to the extent that it happened
with Biden and Trump and and Biden,
you know, those people blame the checks.
you know there's also other things involved
but whatever let's just say it was a check so you get it
like you spend all those money and then
it lowers your value of your currency and then you
get inflation right right
but what if the whole world's using your dollars
and circulating some kind of abstract
debt so you really don't feel the effects of it
and that's why you hit that post-war boom that we had
a lot of it at least right
and then by the 60s where everyone kind of
rebuilt their countries finally you know
after that war
a couple you know
they need to build McDonald's in Europe and stuff
you know and Euro Disney before they can kind of like go well hell on you guys what you guys
been doing over there with that money you know they got wise and they said let's look into this
and there was always this thing you could just convert your gold you know dollars back to gold in theory
and they started doing that and they very quickly you're like well fuck this we don't we don't actually
have any gold we spent that shit like decades ago uh so we're going to close the gold window and then we
converted to a peg, an unofficial peg, you know, sort of a petro dollar system, right?
Where basically the, you know, the Saudi Arabia did it as a little solid and they started, you know, pricing their oil exclusively in the U.S. dollar.
And that petro dollar basically kind of keeps the demand for, it's not the only thing.
Don't get me wrong, but it's a very strong, very important thing.
And people are very wary of if that changes over time, not just, you know, the Saudi Arabia, but a lot, you know, the other OPEC nations, whatever.
what that does for our economy
which is quite leveraged
we've quite the leveraged
economy where we are like 50 trillion dollars
or is that just what we spent this week
it's a lot
so you know
that was my point so there's that
and also I don't they did the whole
moosha ding they went dollar for dollar
with us against the you know
with the Afghan thing against the Soviet
we are intrinsically tied to these people
and like we haven't wavered
and then people start blaming them
9-11 like 20 years later even though when it first happened we're like you know all these guys
are Saudi and you guys had like no one was everyone was grounded but you let this one plane with
the Saudi guys leave what's this about and we're like should I have but then like five years ago
or something people started going out of Saudis did it where have you been and also like
I mean to be fair we did it that's what we kind of most was real I mean I didn't do it right
away. I think a lot of us realized
we didn't. So this idea that Pete Davidson
is like, oh, why is he, you know,
performing for, you know,
the people who killed his dad? I don't know. You go to
Dick Cheney's house?
It's wrong with you people.
Like, I'm like, again, it's not, oh, that makes it okay
because the government doesn't, no, it doesn't, it means
you're married, like, I've never heard. Look,
Israel and Palestine, I hear about it all the time.
If someone said
something at a comedy festival in either Gaza or
Israel, why wouldn't have this
complaint of like, what do you talk? Because, you know,
Yeah, people are always, I don't hear many people ever talk about Saudi.
Yeah, it comes up with Khashoggi.
All right, like this idea of Khashoggi's like this linkpin of, like, you know, the entirety of post-war global hegemony is somehow decided by Khashoggi, who was also like really pretty well tied to Saudi intelligence before MBS took over.
I'm not, doesn't mean anything.
Nothing means anything, right?
Just saying, like, the blood on our hands, we barely have hands.
anymore so I don't care that like I'm not like I'm not saying like give a pass I don't care
there's no path I don't know the idea you could give a pass to Louis C.K. for going to Saudi
Arabia or Bill Burr it just seems insane to me I know I have a different like a more consistent
moral compass or maybe I'm a lunatic it just seems really weird to get the high and mighty
when it's like it's not just something that we oppose it's our whole country it's like
it's like it's like it's like it's like being mad at your spleen
That's a bad example, because I'm not sure what the Supreme does.
But you don't get my point.
And why did I bring that up?
It was related to something else.
Do you remember?
I'm not sure.
But you're right.
I mean, these are people, the people who are speaking out against this now,
right, against the festival.
Yeah.
There are people who, like, a lot of the time, strangely, like,
not even the most, like, politically vocal people.
So it's not like they've been talking about the atrocities of Saudi Arabia this entire time.
They seem very let down.
It's just like it, it's like getting mad that we're not kind of just like lying about our level of entanglement with them.
Right.
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah.
It's kind of like.
That we're not still kind of like trying to play.
Um,
tough with them.
Right.
Which is actually like kind of the strategy that's, that's gotten us in trouble so many times over the years.
Like, you know, it's like a little bit of.
of subtle, like, cultural immersion.
Sure.
Might not actually be the worst thing.
Yeah, I feel like a lot of times the case.
I feel like, you know, as I mentioned also,
I think I forget to mention,
they're the number one recipients of a client of U.S. arms.
Right.
Besides us, I guess.
Besides us, I guess.
Bigger than Israel.
I mean, Israel does get them comped a lot more.
Like Israel, you know, decide you're able to pay cash.
That's what, you know, but don't get, you know,
but they get them all.
I mean, technically Israel has to get some clause
where you have to be like,
They get, like, you know, the top, the top tier.
So, like, no matter what, if this, if this missile can kill a thousand people,
then theirs can give a thousand and one.
Some, they have some claws that says that.
I'm not sure how they work it out.
It's physics probably.
I'm not a physicist.
But the point is, you know, but they get plenty of guns, plenty of fire planes,
plenty of crazy.
All sorts of crazy shit, you know.
I mean, I'm just, I just don't, like, the weird outrage about, you know,
about Bill Burr.
And then who else went?
Louis C.K.
Who else? Lots of people.
Lots of people. Dave Chappelle.
Dave Chappelle.
Get mad at them.
It's like, all right.
Like, that seems...
I guess the idea is that like, they're not going to be exposed to like, you know, whatever liberal ideas, even that might...
Because the, is the idea that the material will be censored?
There's some of that.
Sure.
I mean, look, if it lets you down, I've never...
Look, here's the...
I do think there's too much...
You put, I don't know what comedians ever did for you.
Podcasters, anything, news, Rush Limbaugh.
I don't know what anything's ever done.
Like, all our country has done has gotten, like, materially not great.
It hasn't done better over this time of much more.
Like, people liked Edward R. Murrow, but they weren't, like, in love with everyone.
I was like, oh, he's a good guy.
He's on top of the building.
One of the bombs are falling.
Probably not true.
I mean, I don't want to disgrace the guy.
But there's Iromuro, really.
I mean, I'm sure he was far away from the bombs.
Maybe not.
Maybe I'm the biggest scumbag in the world.
that's totally true.
You know what I'm saying?
Lucy knows when to not comment
when I'm like, you know, we're going to get canceled
over disgracing Edward R. Murrow, whatever.
He's dead.
But, you know, the point is,
you know, but yeah, so like, is it a hypocrite?
I don't know if it's happening.
I guess.
So this is literally best case scenario.
Right.
I think this is how, like,
liberal ideals spread.
You get people addicted to entertainment.
Sure.
that could be true you know you get that you get them addicted to it and then you start you know um uh shaming them through it right
be nicer be nicer to gay people be nicer to women get so you know get subtly worked in there i mean they're
afraid the counterpoint they're afraid i guess that this is whitewashing kashoggi or whatever
which i just don't know like i what i'm trying to convey here is i don't know that like our sins are so
great that i'm not sure that anything could whitewash them well on a comedy festival right that like
It's not necessarily where we look the other way.
We are the other way.
Does that make sense?
You know what I mean?
Like, it's like we're in this.
And also we're dirty too.
This whole argument is separate from the idea like, are we any better?
Well, we don't technically stone people and throw off.
Yeah, okay.
Do we have them do it?
Sure.
You know, what do you think black sites are about?
CIA black sites.
Hey, we don't do torture.
And we did do torture.
we did but we don't do that level of torture whatever you know we'll we'll waterboard you but
we won't shove a battery up your ass we got friends who will you know that we know that was
going on i'm just saying it would be funny of after all this back and forth the the entire
and look i don't wish any ill on them of course at all uh the people performing in this
Oh, no.
It's kind of funny.
And they all just got disappeared.
Yeah, I guess.
They just say it for their families, but yeah.
They watched five minutes of the first act.
Right.
It's just like shut it down.
I thought it'd be like Carlin.
I thought it'd be like Carlin.
It's not like Carlin.
It's not as good, is it?
But, you know, no, sure.
You know, do be fair.
I did, Bill Burr did come out and, like, make some crazy statement.
Like, it was great.
I thought they'd have machetes, but there was, like, Applebee's.
It's like, what?
Like, it's like, there's a McDonald's and Starbucks and they have chilies.
It's like, what are you talking about?
Machetes.
There's not South America.
What are you talking about?
Right.
So I made this statement on an X a few days ago that comes out.
Like, well, you got to make me help my case here, Bill.
But whatever.
It doesn't mean it doesn't mean that's blood money per se or any more than every other piece
of money in the world.
Right.
I really US dollar
whatever
I'm just saying
if you want to have a reckoning
with the United States empire
I've always been down for it
no one's ever wanted to talk to me about it
everyone said shut up and
and joke about eating Oreos
or you know
be the new John Candy
and I don't know how
anyway
moving on
so we wish them the best
we hope they all get home safe
get our boys home safe
um well as well as we go the pope's calling us evil
the pope is um
let's say let's play with some of what the pope's up
this another guy screwing over i feel i feel like we went we went the bat for the pope
and he's making us look bad this is what he had to say
pope leo who says i'm against abortion but says i'm in favor of the death penalty
is not really pro-life so uh someone who says that uh
against abortion, but I'm in agreement with the inhuman treatment of immigrants
or in the United States.
I don't know if that's pro-life.
So they're very complex issues.
It's, you know, look, it is a very, I mean, I've seen people on Twitter reacting to this
and very kind of confrontational ways and very surprising.
I have a very, kind of a cheat code almost.
If, you know, if the Pope says something you don't like that you feel like he's,
but we all wish we could
like you know
the Pope what's the Pope we're going to say
about me for instance Lucy
um
let's say the Pope said about you
um Ray Kump
doesn't do enough charity work
and also he steals
he steals from the poor actually
he should stop stealing from the poor
he actually steals charity
he's known to be a charity thief
and that came about
and the Pope called me out you know what I would say
we'd all love to be as pious as the Pope
to be as the Pope to be as pure
is the Pope. He's the Pope. I mean, he's God's guy. He's God's
little, little creature. He's his right-hand man on Earth, right?
You're God's little creature, Leo.
You, Leo, Leo, you know, you know how pious you are, how
free of sin you can be. You tend to be very holy. And we all
wish we could be as holy as you, Leo. But we, yeah, last time, I'm a
mortal man. So let's move on. And that's the, you're dealing. You
to go, what do you mean?
So you say to a guy who murdered six children
and then a child's
an incident and abortion and all is back and forth.
You don't have to argue with the Pope.
That's the whole gimmick.
I don't understand people.
We built society this way for a reason.
You have religion.
It's compartmentalized.
That's what makes the West so great
is that you can have religion and you can be like,
it doesn't make you a hypocrite.
But we're built with sin.
I'm not the guy who built sin
and forgiveness into the whole gimmick.
right and having a pope over there in a different country
and like most of you
a lot of people in America aren't even
you know part of it you know
so the Pope came in a point but the ones who do it's like wow
like we're all
we're all broken we're all broken creatures
aren't we're all just baboons
and pigs
you know lying in their own shit
next to the Pope so one day
we can all get to be
to be heaven on earth not not yet
um
people are acting like this is some
big break, but like, hasn't the Catholic
Church always been pretty anti-death penalty?
I'm pretty certain it's been
a, like, a hard rule.
Like, we don't like this. And you know what governors do?
They go, well, I'll listen to you.
And sometimes you go, all right, we'll give
this one. Right.
Because, like, because, like, this guy was, like,
six cops admitted to framing the guy.
So I'm like, well, maybe.
Maybe we won't kill him.
We'll still keep him in prison forever.
We won't kill him because these cops, at least
half the cops said they framed them.
but usually
you know I think they just ignore the Pope
or the Cardinal whatever yeah
it's not like the Pope is always swinging by
on the day you're about to execute somebody
people on a line seem very excited
for a crusade
I'm like you know it's like I get it
it does seem fun
you know stomping around Europe
and all that iron
well yeah all the iron and steel
and people you know
dying in a plague maybe that's came later right
overlaught a little bit.
But, you know, he's like, you watch
the movie Kingdom of, I mean,
people are posting pictures of that Ridley Scott
movie, Kingdom of Heaven.
It's like the leptych, the guy they're showing
is a leprosy.
But you want to be a leper?
I don't even want to get, my point is
I think people get a little fantastical.
The Pope's got no jurisdiction.
Can't do shit.
The Pope has no influence
in America.
People, oh, people will vote.
The people do not vote according to the Pope.
I guarantee it.
It's not really even a Catholic nation.
I mean, there's a lot of Catholics here, but I'm saying, it's not like, it's not like we're, the Pope does not like dictate politics.
Right.
Just like, stop trying to like make it more extreme.
He's like, he's just there to be like, oh, hello, Pope, you know, everyone likes the Pope.
It's supposed to be a nice place that you go to.
You wash yourself clean of all of your, yeah, all of your extremism.
Oh, I was blessed by the, I was blessed by the Pope in Rome.
Oh, were you?
So you stopped doing, you stop doing that stuff on the island?
No.
I'm still a mortal man
You know
It is what it is
All those nasty things you said to that
You said to that
Migrant child
Right
Yeah
They're washed away
Yeah
He said
With holy water
Right
He says something about migrants too
So maybe not here
But he also said like
And the way you treat migrants
And people get mad
Like stop
It doesn't look good
When you're arguing with the Pope
All right
I'm not for unlimited immigration
I want ICE to be able to do their job, you know?
Like, just stop arguing with the fucking Pope.
It looks bad.
It makes you look like you're evil.
Okay?
It doesn't matter if you're a Catholic.
The Pope is seen as a kind of holy guy.
Right.
When you're against him, it makes your whole thing look bad.
There's also, like, mad Catholics in South America.
Sure.
I'm just saying.
He can't just be like, yeah, do whatever you want to.
He knows who his audience is, too.
What do you think he's doing?
He's like, I love to like, you know, I'd love to shit on them with you.
It's my bread and butter.
These people are just cooked.
We used to have a society that function.
People just want.
These are what happens.
You can't have a house.
When they take away the ability to have a house,
they have a future,
have a family,
which they robbed you of, right?
They tell you nothing.
And you'll live in the digital world
and the metaverse, right?
Yeah.
You'll have Sora.
You know.
You're only fit to be farmed.
You only fit to be farmed.
And if, you know, if you don't behave, we'll replace you with the SOR app.
That's what, that's what this is, that's all you get.
I don't even know what we're good for anymore.
I mean, I, I'm afraid, you know, why are they even keeping us around?
They're going to replace us, like, because also they're going to replace us, like, AI kiosks.
iPads are going to do our jobs for us now.
You know, I mean, so what, what is the point of us?
Are we just going to be, you know, a series of holes?
I'm afraid.
I don't want that.
I don't want that for myself or my family.
I don't, I mean, I'm just, I hope I'm wrong.
I hope I've always, I've been wrong with everything in my life.
Nothing, nothing I envision is going.
I mean, no stradda, if you watch Notre Dameus that doc from the eight out, maybe on the
Patreon, we'll, we'll, we'll watch some of that, you know, is, this, Orson Wells
there did a whole, like, you know, he was the narrator of the host of his, and I,
these are thinking is a full of shit because it ends kind of weird um but i was watching the other day
on youtube and it's all happening now i thought i thought well this idiot like it's all hindsight
you made this documentary everything before 1985 when you made it yeah sure but everything all the future
stuff is bullshit they're just off by a few years 9-11's in there there's like we was a kid watching
it now i go back 9-11 it's trump is bin Laden is there's uh i think sarcozy the french guy
I have no idea who that guy is
The Pope
Whatever the point is
You know
It is the end of summer
Summers are over
Now it's the fall
I'm trying to pivot to a nice
A nice or something
A seasonal theme
And you were talking about
We didn't grow our herb garden
I did buy a basil plant
That was the plant
We were gonna do an herb garden
On the balcony
Right
But we didn't get around to it
we did not get around I did I got indoor growing lights that are probably made for you know weed but I used them to grow basil on my kitchen and then we just kind of forgot to water it at one point for a week and you know yeah it got us talking because we we had these like loftier plans how you you you kind of introduced this because this was your like fantasy well you know it's like I've been watching a lot of these homesteader videos right these are people that they make everything from scratch they grow their own food make your own butter
make your own meat right like they have the cows they have the corn they they grow at all they
they they thrive in the wilderness in the well oh they build their own stuff well the prairie right
they're not in the woods right well yeah i guess they're more like they're not a tree house are they
they thrive in a rural area sure i'm sorry i mean the epic but well but i i think that we should
try to be homesteaders you would like you you you bring us up a lot you'd love the homestead with me you'd love to
And I say to you, we don't have much space.
We live in an apartment in a city that's more and more being built as a shadow city.
Yes.
For billionaires who don't live here.
Right.
But in some ways, that might be perfect.
Right.
Well, it dawn done us recently.
I mean, we're supposed to be stewards of the earth.
Sure.
We're stewards of the animals.
The Pope tells us that.
Yeah.
The Pope tells us that.
And, you know, there are animals here.
Like, it's like the rural, you know, the rural lands aren't the only places where there are animals.
Oh, okay, sure.
So we have a lot of cats.
There are pigeons.
Pigeons, sure.
They're squirrels.
We have a cat.
We have a cat.
I don't want to eat our cat either.
Right.
But we could maybe milk a pigeon.
Milk a pigeon.
Yeah, I'll go.
I have no problem with that.
So, all right, so here's the thing.
It is now October 2nd.
You know, winter hasn't set in just yet.
The birds haven't flown south.
This is a good idea.
And maybe we'll keep up with this going forward.
Our first step, I think, is what you're saying,
is that we should start building some kind of big net
on a balcony that can catch pigeons.
Maybe like an industrial glue of some sort.
You know, the kind of glue they put on rat traps,
but we're not going to just, you know,
we'll let them go afterwards.
I mean, are you, can you free it?
We'll figure it out later if we can free him from this.
Either way, we'll glue them to the wall,
this thing.
We'll build, we'll get like some plywood or something.
Right.
Right.
We'll frame it up for all of our handyman listeners,
who know how to build houses and stuff
don't don't tell me how I'm wrong
I'll figure it out with plywood and I'll just
kind of screw it into the railing
it'll be ugly but it'll work and I'll cover
it with this glue and birdseeds
and we'll catch a bunch of pigeons and then
we can get the milk out of them
exactly how do we get the milk out? We have to like
get little tweezers and tweak them
we might have to
yeah I mean I don't know I don't know if it's on there
if their nipples are on their back.
I mean, I don't want to do it
meet the parents' joke, but do they have nipples?
Birds?
I mean, there's, maybe.
Do birds even, are birds even mammals?
How do they feed their animals?
I don't think they're mammals, Lucy.
They, wait, wait, no, no.
They regurgitate into their children's mouths.
Birds don't have milk.
I'm pretty certain about it, actually.
They're not, they're not warm-blooded creatures.
Right.
Or are they? Wait, wait, hold on.
Well, they lay eggs.
They can't be, right?
Yeah.
Or is that not exclusively the distinction.
Can you eat pigeon eggs?
I don't, I mean, that,
That sure, I mean, there's a place we talked about is a place near us by the, by the we're a guitar shop where you can buy a lot of animals, I think they have pigeon.
Right.
So that's, that's definitely positive.
I mean, the eggs are not sure.
I'm not, you know, but what is, uh, I don't care of that.
See, are pigeons mammals?
I feel like they are, right?
No, they're birds.
I was right the whole time.
I should never have that of myself.
They're birds.
So it means I don't think they have milk either.
Right.
All right.
So we've, uh, do we,
Do we go squirrel?
I mean, there are squirrels sometimes.
Yeah.
Maybe we get squirrels.
Yeah.
Can you milk a squirrel?
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well it's possible to
a practical or ethical endeavor
why it's not ethical
I can drink cow milk all day
but the moment I put my lips to a
through a squirrel's nipple I'm I'm the king of evil
I'm Satan's friend
And what is this
Why is it not ethical
It's expand it expand
Yeah
Let's watch this
Span this
Negligible yield
All right
So wait
It's only
It's unethical
If the squeeze ain't worth the juice
I feel like that's not really ethics anymore
This is practicality
I feel like these AI
You get these AI overviews now
And I feel like they don't understand
Western philosophy
You know to the point where they should at least
I mean
am I wrong here?
I feel like Aristotle or Plato or who's the other guy?
Yeah, Plato.
I feel like he would tell you, you know, it's either right or wrong.
It doesn't matter of like it's not efficient.
Efficiencies for like, you know, totalitarian states and like, you know, communism.
You know, God fearing men, we just we do what's right.
We do what's wrong.
Mm-hmm.
When we do it's right.
And we punish what's wrong.
You know what I'm saying?
I feel like, I feel like, you know, oh, yeah, look, it's evil because it's just not, it's like, it's
stringy to me
stringy so it's evil
doesn't you know what I mean like it's like oh
you really want to eat pheasant
you only get like a few bites
so it's like you know it's wrong
that's kind of a different thing
am I crap man look
answer to answer me right now please
yes I know I go off of these tanges
I'm not blaming but are you
reticent to respond because you're not sure
what I'm talking about or you think I'm crazy
to be making these points
I feel these points are valid and they're actually
pressing
I think they're valid, too.
Okay.
I think that the most important part of this lifestyle.
Right, the homesteading, yeah.
Is making little trinkets.
Okay.
Little homeset.
Like, you would only get this from a place where, you know,
you would only get this from a field where we're tilling the earth and stewarding animals.
So it's like if you maybe sold like nice, like pigeon feather wreaths.
okay
or something sure
Pige and Feather of Reets
that's interesting
that could be a good scam
I think when people
like it's jewelry
women like to buy
dumb jewelry
wherever they go
right
they were made
that's what made
in a little workshop
yes
so but we can
somehow scam them
and we could buy
we could buy
bullshit
and but what
what could
what would we be
lying to them about
what would be
telling them it is
like pigeon bone
a pigeon bone
bracelet that doesn't seem
to be
It might be a little bit, a little bit dark, but a pigeon beak pendant.
A pigeon beak pendant.
Yeah.
That's actually not, but I can call a man in China probably once we get this going.
And here's the inventions.
I need 10,000 beaks, you know, I want to pay you $1,000 for 10,000 beaks and we'll
negotiate back in reason he's in Pudong province or something.
Right.
You know?
Yeah, exactly.
And these fools, these dumb women.
and their husbands
we're going to ensnare them
because I love nothing more than
it'd be kind of like to in
we're not in a post-apocalypse
and we're not in the Mad Max.
We're in like the,
like if you remember Mad Max 1,
they weren't,
that's not what it was.
It wasn't the road warrior yet.
It wasn't Fury Road.
It was this weird like just hyper-aggressive
still had cars and society.
The cops are still there.
You know, they were a little more militarized
perhaps slightly,
but not real.
You know, they were just kind of,
it was kind of just kind of just everything was amped up.
and everything felt like meth
which is kind of what we're entering now
and then for this phase
I'd like to spend that time
me and you ensnaring
drifters and local
the people who like
the moneyed class the semi-moneyed class
who likes to gallivand
around the country
with their money
and shove in their faces they can buy
you know people who like to buy raw milk
and fresh oysters
and fucking you know
and dandelion
oil and dandelion sun chips
a lot of dandelions
you know what sort of shit like that
I'd like to take them for all its worth
oh yeah I'd like to fucking teach them a
lesson from an Aesop fable
you know don't don't trust the fucking pigeon bone
salesman
that's that's nothing I'd like more than that
and that's how I'd like to leave this world
as a pigeon bone salesman who also does comedy in
Saudi Arabia whenever he gets the chance if they ever let them
if they ever give them that bag
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