Kump - Ep. 232 PEACE IN OUR TIME

Episode Date: October 11, 2025

Ray and Lucie discuss The Nobel Peace Prize, Peace in the Middle East, Greta, Pranks, finding faith, and much more. 👉 Patreon – Bonus Episodes Every Week: https://www.patreon.com/raykump👉 Watc...h Ray on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/raykump

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Starting point is 00:01:08 Who said that? Who said peace in our time? Was that Stalin? Was that Chamberlain? I believe that was Trotsky as he was getting bludgeoned with a tachit into the back of his head by agents of Stalin. He said, peace in our time, comrade. And then they snuffed them. Welcome to Kump.
Starting point is 00:01:29 I was right, it is Neville Tramberland. Oh, it was about Hitler. Yeah. Right. He was like, we're going to have so much peace with this guy. There was a big, we didn't cover it. We should have done a live stream, I believe, to cover the Nobel Peace Prize Awards. There was a few candidates that were in the front running, I suppose, for the John Dynamite Awards.
Starting point is 00:01:54 There was little Greta Thumburg, who was beaten brutally. but in the streets of Israel A lot of the time How come, you know, when we get severely beaten out on the street? Yeah. Nobody offers us an award. Because we're the Judas goat. We're the sacrifice being made
Starting point is 00:02:12 in the name of diverse equality and progress. We're the front lines of gentrification and we need to be sacrificed like Judas himself. You know, 30 pieces of gummy bears in my belly and put me out to the brig That's what my life's become Welcome to come No, but seriously
Starting point is 00:02:35 So Goet of Thunberg was nominated I believe they Yeah, they nominated her I believe And then she was I mean I assume I think she was like that whole scene And Game of Thrones With Circei
Starting point is 00:02:46 Or Circee the queen Is dragged through the streets And like it's spit on And they go shame shame I think they did it to her That's what I heard That would be pretty intense I got to say.
Starting point is 00:02:58 I mean, I understand she's not a child anymore, but she's a very young woman. She's young coded. Yeah, she's young coded. It's a great way that put it. She's young coded. She's autistic coded. She's annoying coded.
Starting point is 00:03:09 No one liked, first of all, I never like Greta Thumburg, whenever it's some people attacking her. And by the way, I don't know if they dragged her through the streets like Sir and I don't know if that's true, all right? I didn't know. I'm not a, I'm not a Glenn Greenwald kind of guy.
Starting point is 00:03:23 I'm a guy who, you know, I get things through a box in my hand, you know information some of it's some are from dubious sources and I don't question them all right that's that's the way of the world that's the world you gave me all right I want you to make that very clear
Starting point is 00:03:38 stop acting like I'm supposed to be it was never my job to look at microfiche in the archives of Congress you know at the library like all the president's men and I'm like the Israel really drag her to the streets and beat her for being on a boat I don't know I don't know that's not my job
Starting point is 00:03:56 You guys, and by you guys, I mean a lot of different people, destroyed the press. All right? You destroyed journalism for whatever purpose. You didn't like the masks. You didn't like the pronouns. You didn't like racism. That's not just, you know, oh, the right did it. But even the left did, the chilling effect of the left.
Starting point is 00:04:17 I'm the only man alive anymore. Everyone else is a cog in the wheel. All right? So I wasn't trained to look at primary. sources, all right? I wasn't, oh, I have a PhD in history, so go study the Greeks. I don't care. I don't really care. Oh, yeah. It actually ancient Rome, they had eggs. Oh, did they? Who gives a shit? Really? I couldn't care less. Now, back to what we were talking about. This idea that poor Greta Thumburg, I don't know why she was paraded in front of the UN. It's not her fault.
Starting point is 00:04:56 People act like it's her fault, right? It was her fault that, like, we'd be able to decide, like, yeah, kids want to, I used to talk about being from a different planet and flying up my mother's nose in a spaceship, all right? I was a dumb kid. Planet wacko. Yes, don't want to be that cringe. But, yeah, I was a little kid. No one put me in front of the General Assembly, all right? No one did that because I was a dumb child.
Starting point is 00:05:23 It's not her fault that we paraded this autistic girl and said she'd like, Shame, shame on you. It's like, something like that. She's like, whatever. She should be spinning around in a circle in the middle of Rhode Island somewhere or Sweden. But whatever. But now she's here. And people keep complaining that she's famous while they talk about her.
Starting point is 00:05:42 You can't complain about someone being famous when you keep talking about her on your platform. You're making her famous. She's just on a boat. She doesn't have a satellite, you know, a blink on the boat. she's on social and you're sharing it and you're sharing it and you're sharing it she's just an autistic girl the frog hat and people say oh why I hope she gets piss and shit on what is that it's very porny very porny it's very porn coded yeah so she's just some kid yeah you don't like what she has to say she's just some kid oh she's 20 she's 22 you know i was doing it 22 being lonely
Starting point is 00:06:18 you know what do you want from the world so about i'm talking about kubrick a lot he's great by the way If you haven't seen Stanley Kubrick, check him out. So, Greta Thumburg, on a boat, they beat her allegedly. You know, they say, made her kiss the Israeli flag. That's what the reports are. The Israelis claim there was nothing on the boat but margarita machines. I don't think that's true, but that's a fact you can choose. That's a great thing about the world now.
Starting point is 00:06:45 You can choose your own facts. It's like it was choose your own adventure books. It's you can choose your own facts. And you go, do you want to go with the one where Israel is saying she had a margarita machine? nah go over the one but they beat her up and she kissed your Israeli flag that seems more fun I want to live in that version
Starting point is 00:07:02 let's branch off this reality whatever it seems like at the very least the kissing making the making you kiss the Israeli flag is real because I think other people have talked about that I never heard that I didn't realize that was one of their gimmicks that's probably road for them
Starting point is 00:07:18 it's just like kiss our flag you got to make sure you bring the flag well everyone's kissing that wailing wall all the time yeah I'll never kiss the way I've never kissed the whaling wall. Yeah, I'm not into that. I'm not into that. I've been outspoken in the past. I used to love Israel. I don't hate it.
Starting point is 00:07:31 I mean, whatever, but I was a big nerd I mean about it. I used really into it, like the, you know, all the old operations, the massage did. I didn't do intelligence stuff. I thought they were really cool. And they were really, there was a more of the romance to it back in the day. You know, we got Aikman. Like, yeah, get that guy. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:47 You know, get that guy. He's a bad guy. He was a bad guy. I mean, I look, people question shit? Is anyone say that guy was a good guy? Like, what was his job then? If it wasn't real, what was his job?
Starting point is 00:08:01 I mean, I don't know. People go too far with criticism. It's like, whatever. Like, it was a bad guy. They got him. That was fine. Motion as I am with the eye patch. That was cool.
Starting point is 00:08:14 You know? Even after this October 7th, I'm like, you got to retaliate. You can't just not do anything. It's the back and forth over the years. I get it. I didn't pay attention. All right?
Starting point is 00:08:22 It's why I don't watch. I can't get into Doctor Who because I didn't watch the first 15 seasons All right I'm sorry I'm not gonna like Oh the 47 agreement The 52 agreement
Starting point is 00:08:32 The 61 agree The Yom Kippur Accords Whatever I don't know You guys gotta figure this out But like a year goes by You're still bombing people People like what are we doing Oh you hate it
Starting point is 00:08:43 I don't hate anything And you're always weirdly around When things are going wrong over here Yeah You like to make friends you're like lavishly lavish lavishly make friends and here's some money
Starting point is 00:08:57 Woo whew with Give me some money Just give me some money Whatever So you think Netanyahu should get the Nobel Pace Prize I do not I will not go down that road
Starting point is 00:09:09 I mean I mean I do I do I think he should get some Burger King Seems to like that He likes Burger King He told the Nalk Boys He liked Burger King Oh oh right yeah I do remember
Starting point is 00:09:19 How do you forget the Nulk Boys what do they do Are they pranksters Are they the impractical jokers? I don't know what I do you make your money You prank people in the internet You go hey I'm in a wheelchair Really? No give me your money bitch
Starting point is 00:09:35 Is that the impractical jokers? I don't know I mean I I'd hate to see the dark side of that show Or the elk boys you know It's like hey we're here to help you really No we burned your house down was the guy who set the fire in the palisades as they called this week was he one of the knuckle boys i don't think you i wouldn't assume so but they're no i think they're l-a-based i mean is that i just don't know what this
Starting point is 00:10:02 pranking is that a prank what counts a prank you know i mean we're entering a future now where pranking's going to get real nasty and real high stakes oh yeah i mean now especially now that people can just get into your body and skin walk you you what's going to what what happened wait what what you talking about skinwalk me yeah with AI people can skin walk you what do you talk about skin walking you know is this like is this like X-files they can they can they can you know if there's slow down slow down lucy slow down first of all subscribe we're let's take a beat we're going to say this hey while we're taking a beat How about you take this moment to subscribe to Kump on YouTube and wherever you're listening
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Starting point is 00:11:11 And these episodes are great. We just did one about hobos and the rise of hobos and hobo code. and how I hate hobo code. The idea that hobos will be writing messages in my front yard, it's disgust to me. But, you know, you got to go over there and check it out because we don't have time for that now. So, you know, you can do that or don't do it.
Starting point is 00:11:27 We love you anyway. What are you talking about skin walking? What is this? Well, you know, it's like the way that people can manipulate images with AI. Oh. You can get skin walked. I thought you were, I thought someone was 3D printing, like,
Starting point is 00:11:39 my skin, you know, which doesn't seem crazy. I thought AI was allowing, in the same way it would generate me to compensate me to Kump that also does a that looks like Adolf Eichmann and then somehow you go look at Adolf Eichmann and Kump looked the same because you put you you get a fat man you put his skin over my my suit you know and you and you make these aspersions go look he's part of the Ikeman like I wasn't part of that family you know we skinwalked you so anyway but yeah so there's that there's that yeah people can do that to you why did the skimwalk and come up
Starting point is 00:12:12 what was I referring to the pranks Oh, the pranks are going to get dark. Yeah, the pranks are going to get dark. Because, you know, they're going to be, it's going to be Mr. Beast with a bunch of men, a bunch of goons, a bunch of big, big, big burly guys who knows where they're from. You'll never see them again, matter what happens. And matter which door you choose, you won't see these men again. They don't exist. They're unofficial.
Starting point is 00:12:34 You know what I mean? There's a whole, that's what these wars are being fought for. Why? There's no WMDs. There's no WMDs. Why did we go to Iraq, dog? so they could train an endless ocean of mercenaries
Starting point is 00:12:51 who give up their identity for a stake in the game. That's what this is. As much as anything else, it's about creating an invisible pool of highly trained elite operators. As I like to be referred to, we're elite, we're tier one operators, Delta Force, Navy SEAL-6, right? Massad top guy.
Starting point is 00:13:14 you know french might have something you know the swedes the german dhs or whatever it's called you know they're the dr6 or whatever they're very highly trained too there's a lot of countries not every country i don't think Nigeria has their own tier one unit maybe they do it's not going to be at the same level a lot of countries have these units and you got you got to start a war to really train them and then once you do they can work in belair or or malibu or stad wherever needed. You need to have these men who know how to do things. Horrible things.
Starting point is 00:13:51 That's more important to any, because this world, this world not run by countries anymore. It's run by corporations and rich people. Mostly rich people. All right? And who do you think protects them? I've been amongst the rich sometimes. I've seen the men who would kill me. They're very,
Starting point is 00:14:08 they're dead-eyed. And you can tell, they're a night, they'll smile at you. and you know they're thinking it's the same way I look at a beautiful woman they go breasts and everything else you know they're looking at me they're looking at me and I don't think about it I'm a married I'm a happily married man right I am but it's just you know vagina with everything on it yeah vagina the hips the hair you know lips and lips baby
Starting point is 00:14:37 before before I even but my my brain even clocks to them seeing a person my my my my body has clocked it and that's how they view me in the context of like how they would just butcher me just slice me up it's not an effort to them it's just that's just how they operate right they don't struggle with it no it's just they wish they could turn it off it's automatic they probably bothers them on our first date sometimes not with me but you know they're not taking me on the date right but if they're on a day with a beautiful lady and they're thinking about how they uh what if she's a trained operative how would I chop her up but that's that happens That happens in a split second that occurs, but it's still disturbing.
Starting point is 00:15:17 But with you, there's none of that conflict. Right. You have to kiss a beautiful woman after you've thought about butchering her. That's what James Bond never shows you. In his head, he's already, by the time he's kissing that beautiful girl, he's thought of a million different ways of butchering her. And sometimes he starts butchering her and then kisses him, I think, in some of these movies. Well, yeah, sometimes he starts butchering them and then kisses them.
Starting point is 00:15:38 Sometimes he kisses them and then has to butcher them. Consent is very fluid in the British world. Yeah. And I don't mind that. I think we've got very hung up on this consent thing. Romance is a very dark thing over there. I mean, this hard stops. Don't get me wrong.
Starting point is 00:15:52 But if she, you know, but she's a spy, is my point. Oh, is the killer spy not into it? I think she can be into it. I think she can respect the game is my point. I'm not saying consent doesn't matter. You know what I mean? But like, the people would parse that. You have to know, you have to know when you're looking at two killer spies,
Starting point is 00:16:10 they might have a different way of indirect. You can't judge that the same way you judge, you know, you know, me when I judge the boy who takes Anna Amy out to the prom, my daughter, my stepdaughter, whatever she is, you know. Your ex-girlfriend's daughter. Yes, you know, that guy, no, for him, consent, there's hard, there's hard lines. Yeah. And I'll break his, I'll break his hip before they get to that point. I follow him around and I'll break his hip. I don't care.
Starting point is 00:16:37 No, that's my, that's my go-to move, you know. Don't mess with Anna Amy. But we're getting stuck in the weeds a little bit. Because the point is, what was the point? The point is pranks. Oh, the endlessly of men, right? Dark men, dark operatives, dark money. That's what these wars are fought for.
Starting point is 00:16:59 So you have this whole pool of people and they protect the rich. And they should because they're rich or scared and they make a lot of money. And there's no reason they deserve protection. Yeah, the rich are good to that. They're so good to us. yeah you know they look I'm not here to be the guy saying you know this just just watch your back is all I'm saying because these guys these guys were trained in the blood in the blood of oceans or the oceans of blood you don't I mean so pranking I don't be careful when you prank is my point because people
Starting point is 00:17:30 going out there and they're pranking guys who have like you know they have like butchers in their backyard they have little they have little camp out houses you know where the where the men day. Have you ever seen, have you seen that, did you see that prank that was going around? In Gaza? That big prank in Gaza? This is just a disastrous prank. Prank's gone wrong. No, there's like, there was a guy who was going around like sticking a needle and sticking a Oh, yeah, I did see that. There was a man who was sticking needles into men and he got like, he got a, he got a, his ass,
Starting point is 00:18:12 beat, right? Yeah, I mean, how could you not? I would have, I would have taken a hammer out and I won't say what happens after the hammer comes out. It's hammer time. All right? Don't stick a needle on me, bro. Don't stick a needle on me. Now is a very sensitive time to be attacking people with fake needles. It's a
Starting point is 00:18:28 very bad time. A lot of people were freaked out by the jab. Yeah. Yeah. Dude, like, when I grew up, people, one of the ones is still like, because I'm a, again, I'm a grown man, and I don't I don't have as much fear as I did when I was a boy. so when you know you can't judge these things equally but but probably the most chilling thing
Starting point is 00:18:49 it doesn't chills me anymore as much but the most chilling thing I remember uh my whole life perhaps maybe is that story that's obviously not true that wasn't like oh there's a guy who like went into a public bathroom and he sat down in the toilet and he felt felt a sting he felt like the sting and he looked down and there's like a needle and look at it has a piece of paper attached is congratulations now you have AIDS Congratulations now you have AIDS is the most chilling thing I've ever heard in my life. It's obviously fake
Starting point is 00:19:17 probably I mean the idea of that is so chilling it's so it's so it's so like I mean and don't forget when this was circulating we didn't have prep whatever was called
Starting point is 00:19:33 Truvia whatever was that sweetener I'm not sure these things that like these things that are drugs that help people with AIDS and it's not as big a problem anymore but I have the kid it was a death sentence but congratulations now you have AIDS it's so it's like the pithiness yeah it's the pithiness of a person who would set up a needle to give people AIDS it's so spiteful it's such a spiteful thing to say congratulations now you have it because you just picture
Starting point is 00:20:00 someone who has AIDS you go like oh you know look and again a lot no one deserves anything I'm going to say no one deserves AIDS but no one deserves anything like there's Some people deserve things. Some people just like if you do horrible things to a child, you deserve death and and butchering and torture. Don't get me wrong. Yeah. But most of the things in life, it's not, here's the thing.
Starting point is 00:20:21 It's not about deserve. That's really one of, no one gets what they deserve, usually. That being said, no one deserves, so no one deserves AIDS. And then, but that, but you can also go, hey, like, you know, maybe I shouldn't have gotten a shoddy blood transfusion. Maybe I shouldn't have taken a cheaper blood transfusion Or maybe I shouldn't have been a child whose parents were cheap Or maybe I shouldn't have, you know, had sex with all those people
Starting point is 00:20:47 Right Unprotected sex Whatever it is The idea of just being like I'm gonna give this to someone I'm gonna give this to people Like that's your reaction Right
Starting point is 00:20:57 Like that's not you shouldn't just to be like Laughing about it It's so brutal Yeah It's such a moral combat way of living You know what I mean? It feels like a fatality and more World Combat.
Starting point is 00:21:09 But if you're sub-zero and scorpion are fighting. At the end, Scorpions, like, congratulations, stature of AIDS. It's so crazy. But, yeah, but I mean, so, you know, and now people are like, you know, I guess a modern equivalent of that is COVID. Yeah. You know, the Vax. Right.
Starting point is 00:21:28 People feel that way about that. Yeah. That's their age. I can see somebody, some person who is anti-Vax. Yeah. Getting stabbed by the needle prank guy. And being like, oh, no, like, this is how they got me. And either way, it's invasive and it's wrong.
Starting point is 00:21:42 It's not, it's not good. One's not worse than the other. Perhaps. But the point is, um, yes, that guy, is that guy going to jail? Got to beat him up? I don't think he should. I know. I think he's, I think the pranksters going to jail.
Starting point is 00:21:56 Oh, good. Oh, right. He's got, he should be be beheaded. Is that right to say? I think you should be about to be ahead people. You can't be going around. It's one thing to go around doing this if you're, if you're, um, it's, um, it's, It might actually be better if you're a criminal.
Starting point is 00:22:10 I don't, yeah, things are testing. No, 100%. Look, there's a thing. There's a thing about being a criminal. You could say this guy grew up poor. Doesn't mean, you know, none of these are excuses. Don't get a twisted. No.
Starting point is 00:22:21 But there's reasons, right? People grow up poor. People grow up with abusive parents, treat them wrong, you know, whatever. They get warped. They get groomed. They get some kind of out of a twist situation with Fagan and the Arthur Dodger, things like that happened all sorts of reasons and like and none of this is an excuse but it's just you know for the grace of god go i but but but people who aren't who you know pranking is inherently a
Starting point is 00:22:51 privileged act right yeah i think if you're pranking um it's it's an act of like kind of like it's a rich kid thing right you're playing on how it you're you know part of it is playing on how innocuous, you see him. Right. I move throughout society. I'm an aristocrat. I'm my dad's insurance salesman, whatever. I mean, you know, my dad's, what's another rich job? He owns a yacht club, and he sells yacht club memberships.
Starting point is 00:23:23 Whatever rich people do, my dad's one of those. And I go around pranking poor people. It doesn't seem right. It doesn't seem, especially, but now in a time, look, you might love what's happening on the streets and you may hate it and I don't care uh either way no whatever I we give that in a minute but my opinions it doesn't matter it's a very testy time is my point it's a very amped up time what what whether a part of the spectrum you're on right whether you're doing it or you get and getting it done to you it's a very testy time and no one needs to be pranked
Starting point is 00:23:58 to setting people off for no reason how did we get so much into the pranking is you're coming down on just anti-pranks ever you know what is this a a moratorium on pranks until we can find out what the hell is going on this is a real throwback cump because i really what i say to you before we started the show what we're gonna well this will be like a peace episode we're talking about peace in various ways and somehow became yeah you were gonna make this the peace special the peace special the piece special but whatever this is what cump is about we're not we're not we're not no one pays our bills except the fan sometimes on patreon and a little bit by watching ads i guess no one pays
Starting point is 00:24:35 us. No country, no business, no brand. So we just go where the moment takes us. We're totally independent. Right. Like we're at Thumburg. You think she's independent? I'm sure she's got some money coming in from somewhere. You think she's getting a Nike deal? Do you think Nike's sponsoring her under the table? Do you think she's going to? I wonder if Nike gives a bunch of money to people and we never know some of them because they're waiting. If it goes well, they'll swoosh him up they'll give them that swoosh they'll give them that commercial remember like they give colin capernick one that's right and i mean cat was athletes over the time but yeah but the political ones Greta thunberg i mean she's not an athlete
Starting point is 00:25:17 and she's not exactly mean she doesn't love a bad i mean i don't want to talk about her body but she's not she's not a fat girl per se right she's fine people photoshop breasts on her yeah she's just a little girl a 22 year old girl whatever i'm saying i'm a little you know she's a kid She's an adult. She can be tried for crimes. Don't get me wrong. I'm not trying to exonerate her. But I think Nike
Starting point is 00:25:40 might be wanting to swoosh her up at some point. Greta went into the foetilla, and she drank margaritas. And she said, no. And then shame and global warming. Whatever. So that's Greta Thumburg. Moving on to the other candidates,
Starting point is 00:25:57 we had Trump, who ended the war in Gaza. Right? Is that the gimmick? well he was gonna and he might still yeah I mean he did a ceasefire and some people like Dinesh D'Souza I've seen on Twitter what is Dinesh D'Souza what's his deal what's it what is he is he a filmmaker he called him a filmmaker I was he go to prison at one point oh right is he is he a prison boy I wonder who he fought for in prison I wonder which gang he had the gang up with is there a robust Indian gang well he's Indian right yeah is when you go to prison
Starting point is 00:26:31 because we talk about it's a lot in cump I never want to go to prison because I understand I'm not one of these idiots doesn't understand prison I watch Big Herk shout out of the Big Herk and the Fresh Out show
Starting point is 00:26:42 I've been watching a while but I think it's still on and I think it's great and very interesting it's intriguing and you know it really opens your eyes there's no way to not be
Starting point is 00:26:50 you know if you don't look if you're white you fight with the whites if you're black you fight with the blacks if you're Hispanic you fight with them and if you don't
Starting point is 00:26:57 they're own people beat their they are your own people don't give me that crap they're your people now in prison they're your people and they don't if you say they're not your people then you're the first one they beat because you're a traitor or that's not i didn't make the rules all right i don't have the power to make prison rules all right so that's just how it works now yes good question is there an indian gang in prison we don't i never heard about that i mean i could see them maybe sometimes getting absorbed into the Hispanic gang that seems
Starting point is 00:27:24 racist more that seems more racist than anything i mean i mean if there's just one or two indian guys in the prison. Right. You know, maybe they end up going with the... That seems so racist. I mean, it seems racist, but prison is a racist place. Why not Chinese? I mean, there's got to be at least a few.
Starting point is 00:27:41 If there's a few Indians, probably a few Chinese, or are they just not commit crimes like that. It's possible, actually, they would get more absorb into the Chinese. It's Asia, at least. Asia. Right. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:50 And the Middle Eastern guy, you know, I mean, look, sure. I mean, that problem is that, you know, Indians and then Pakistan, the problem with the Muslim guys is that they might hate India. I don't know what they feel like, because Pakistan is very much anti-Indian and vice versa. So this is a minutia. We need to get, we need to do a collab with one of these prison guys.
Starting point is 00:28:10 Yeah. Or just some guy in prison. Yeah, I genuinely want to know, like if there's, if there's a race where there's only one or two people. Right. What happens? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:18 It's almost like that Dave Chappelle bit with the racial draft, but it's just in prison. Maybe we should do a collab with Dave Chappelle. I mean, racial draft too. Do you want to hear what Dinesh D'Souza did? Why did you Piff my, my, my, my, he's on, look, he's got, he's catching a lot of heat because this Riyadh comedy festival, maybe we can get him to do the show with us, because we'll just, we'll just support them.
Starting point is 00:28:40 Yeah, possibly. We need to go, we need to align ourselves with people more. We can't just be an ocean or an island. But yeah, show me, show me what Denech D'Souza's done. Denech de Sousa did not go to federal prison, but he was sentenced to five years of probation for campaign finance fraud oh okay so we didn't go to prison well who more fool you Lucy more full you for the disparaging name of John John Donetsch Luzza John Philip Sousa what his name is um why he come up even what's the point oh that people are what was it
Starting point is 00:29:19 do you remember where are we here we're Trump oh the Trump to peace process Dinesh D'Souza is saying It was complaining on Twitter I saw The people, why isn't it You're not the only one Why isn't everyone The people who are against the Gaza Genocide or whatever
Starting point is 00:29:36 They call it Operation Gaza If you don't call the genocide What do you call it? You know A couple, just a fun couple of years What is it? Right
Starting point is 00:29:46 The war, I guess You call it the war They should be celebrating now Which I don't know First of all no one knows it was going to hold I mean didn't we already have one like two weeks ago and nothing happened
Starting point is 00:29:58 Yeah like it you know Yeah I mean it's fragile for sure It's always fragile But I'm very happy that is That's why you need to give out prizes for it You need to give up prizes You should that Trump probably should have gotten it So he'd be held to the fire
Starting point is 00:30:14 Now they didn't give him to the peace prize Which apparently he's complained about Not getting it I don't think he should It's a bad look I don't think anyone should take this prize you don't have to kind of think of a scenario where I get the peace prize um let's say that you um you you came up with a with a new and improved hobo code a new hobo code a more ethical hobo code a more ethical hobo code where I get to write the
Starting point is 00:30:40 code i give i give a new out because you just the risk is a little primer the hobo code is like if you if a hobo come came to your house during the depression and you said i'll do a few hours of work for for some stew with a bit of money, right? And you gave him the stew, and then now go to work, fix that fence, and he fixes it, and then, you know, then you don't give him the money. You go, get out of here, what are you going to do about?
Starting point is 00:31:03 You're a hobo, right? Yeah. And he writes a whole thing on your, on your post when you're not looking, your fence post. Right, you read, he draws a skull on your post or something. Yeah, some symbol and says, and what's that mean? It means a dishonest man lives here.
Starting point is 00:31:14 Which is disgusting. Again, this is the whole point of the pain, it disgusts me. This idea they're doing a little, you know, but I do make a new alphabet for the hobos for the people who are losing their homes now and they will in the near future
Starting point is 00:31:28 we're all going to be hobos soon we're all going to be you know but you can't just stay in one place and I'm going to make a language for us that you can share but it's going to be limited you can't just slander a guy right there's certainly like a rating system
Starting point is 00:31:40 for hobos I'll make Yelp for hobos when you come to a person's house and some people go I don't want a hobo coming to my house at all I'll shoot them I have guns and go, that made me. Yeah, I can't.
Starting point is 00:31:52 I don't know to do with that. But I'll make it a language. If you do, yeah, that's your thing. That's your thing. I, you know, I'm not the law. So you're going to offer me the Peace Prize for this. Yeah, we'd like to nominate you for the Nobel Peace Prize. Who?
Starting point is 00:32:09 The Nobel Peace, I mean the Dynamite, the guy who made Dynamite? Yes, yes. You can keep that war prize. People like to win a. Keep it up your ass. Nobels. It's Alfred Nobel. Alfred Nobel community dynamite and it killed more people than the black plague.
Starting point is 00:32:25 I mean, to be fair, it also really helped construction. Well, like Mount Rushmore? Yeah. I'm sorry, we wouldn't be able to make Mount Rushmore without dynamite. So I guess it's okay that he killed a million and a half people. A hundred million people were killed by dynamite in the 20th century. This is a very like, you know, it's a banal kind of thing to point out. He's been a gunpowder.
Starting point is 00:32:45 it's a great honor i wouldn't turn down this nobel peace press i'm not i'm turning it down ways it comes with money yeah it comes with money how much money a million dollars all right let's shut just let's shut up for a second this is really help us yeah okay so i mean i guess we'll do that i'm gonna i'm so what's going on so who did win the nobel Was anyone else up for? Besides, there's one, the person who won, we'll get there in a second, I guess. I'm here for Bet Rivers Online Casino and Sportsbook
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Starting point is 00:34:24 A Venezuelan woman ultimately won. What did she win for? Karina Machado. Karina Machado. This is, well, let me put this up on the show. This is Karina Machado. And what did she win for? She won for, she was the opposition leader against Maduro and Venezuela.
Starting point is 00:34:37 Was she the one who told us where the boats were to blow up? Is that what she winning? she's the she's the boat rat part of me wonders if this was like on some level if it was supposed to be like a partial concession to Trump right like it's like we'll
Starting point is 00:34:56 we're not going to give it to you but we'll give it to like a woman who kind of right well it's at the table of what you're doing right well this would be clear because I didn't know until you know we watched this that her deal was that she was the opposition I guess in the last election
Starting point is 00:35:11 and she won supposedly or people think she wants she claimed victory Maduro like basically like they strong armor or whatever Yeah And so she Yeah get out of here you rat Yeah get out of here your rat
Starting point is 00:35:23 And she had to go rat hide in the cage Right Which I get I don't begrudge anyone Rat hiding in the cage Sometimes you gotta do that But sometimes things go Pranks go bad
Starting point is 00:35:34 Right Sometimes you end up in the palace Yeah Sometimes you end up in a box In a box full of rats You know I think she's a rat I'm just saying
Starting point is 00:35:43 They'll draw you Here's the thing about Here's what I'm gonna give you Let's break it down for a second I'm gonna take this over the screen Sometimes in life They throw you to the rats And you have to choose
Starting point is 00:35:55 Whether you become a rat or you stay a man That's that's life in a nutshell Everyone gets thrown to the rats Do you become a rat Or do you stay a man Do you do pranks Like the elk boys Or you keep your head up high
Starting point is 00:36:12 and you and you reject that Nobel Peace Prize because the man made dynamite and he killed 100 million people all right that's how this works you get to choose your own adventure you get to choose your own facts but you wasn't going to choose what you are
Starting point is 00:36:26 you can be Thomas Jefferson and don't give me that slave stuff all right everyone's got there you can't just nitpick everything you can be John Adams you can be his cousin Samuel Adams he's so busy he made beer too right
Starting point is 00:36:42 Or did you not make the beer? I don't know. Was that just like a branding thing? Doesn't matter. Back to the show. I just want to get that clear to people. I hear of inspire men. Lucy, don't give me that love.
Starting point is 00:36:56 I think it's true. I think you make a good point. Just because I have friends of a lot of men. I don't want to inspire them. I think you're friends with plenty of men. All my friends are men. I don't believe in having women friends. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:06 I just don't. I don't want to hear. I don't want to listen to women. It's a. I don't hear anything. anything you think of a woman, honestly. I mean, I love my wife or respect my wife. But, like, what, what happened to this whole, like, you know, like, your wife is the
Starting point is 00:37:19 woman you listen to a woman you listen to a woman talking about stuff? You would only listen to one woman. Yeah, that's the point of marriage. Like, sex isn't your whole life. Honestly, I would kind of consider it cheating if you listen to another woman. Right. If I'm listening to the Red Scare girls, talking to Nick Fuentes all day, and you're like, oh, don't make fun of a vocal fry.
Starting point is 00:37:39 I don't know. First of all, I'd love to do the show ladies. That'd be on the show But I mean, you know You bring up a good point Like it's actually kind of beneficial For you know A guy to be a little bit chauvinist
Starting point is 00:37:50 Yeah Because then it's like you know He's not just like He's not just developing crushes On other girls all the time Right From listening to them too much I don't look you understand men
Starting point is 00:37:59 If you any man worth their soul But he sees a woman He's halfway attractive It just You don't get like I'm not saying the blood starts flowing But you clock it You know
Starting point is 00:38:08 And these guys I don't be one of these guys Who's just like I want to be one of these guys who's just like I want to make sure I still got it. Like, these guys who were in marriage for 15 years, but they, you know, it's more, it's actually more noble just to cheat on your wife. These guys who, like, just want to be, like, flirting and this and that.
Starting point is 00:38:20 It's not, it's beneath you, all right? I don't want women in burkas, but if it's, if that's the way it takes, is what it takes. I'm just saying, listen to your wife, all right? If your wife isn't smart enough to listen to, then you screwed up. I don't know Don't listen to me So you don't want to hear anything From this Carina Matrato
Starting point is 00:38:46 No, what she has something to say Um She says I'm in shock You meet both lady Um Yeah That's it
Starting point is 00:39:00 Well they'll prove me wrong huh I'm in shock I'm also in the cave I don't there'd be more Yeah No this is great Honestly, they should have given to Trump. I mean, we gave this prize to Barack Obama, right?
Starting point is 00:39:12 And what did he do with it? I'll tell you what he did. He blew up 100 million Pakistani weddings. Yeah, it went straight to his head. He just, like, oh, and then he said, like, how could I, the man with the Nobel Peace Prize? Be the man, you know, be the man who makes the Pakistani brides die. Stop rhyming, Barack. That wasn't quite a rhyme anyway.
Starting point is 00:39:35 But no, but seriously, he, like, he blew up. He used predator drones with hellfire missiles, and he just went to town on these, I mean, it wasn't just weddings, but there was a lot of weddings. To be fair, I mean, look, not to make an argument here, but, like, you know, it maybe does serve the purpose of peace. To what, blow a Pakistani wedding? Because in the past, like, it would have just been, like, it just would have been men shooting up the Pakistani weapons, shooting up the Pakistani weddings. I think he must understand It was It was the name of anti-terror
Starting point is 00:40:09 It wasn't like a feud He wasn't he wasn't fighting He wasn't using president of drones To fight like Pakistani fuse No I know I know Okay But I'm just saying in the past I don't understand
Starting point is 00:40:20 Anti-terror murders of innocence Right Would be you know They'd have to be carried out by men Oh so you're saying You're saying that like Barack Obama is his bloodlust Because I want to kill
Starting point is 00:40:31 It used to be a thing In the army Maybe it still is in the army we confirmed kills and like who gets to kill right kind of who like how we're cops who gets the collar you know when you arrest the guy right and i i guess you get it's kind of getting scalps almost right back in the day with the indians you know whatever fighting fight the men and you scalp them and get those scalps right you know what's here i'm saying yeah so it's like that you're you're you quote me if i'm wrong you seem to be saying Barack obama was like no
Starting point is 00:40:57 i want my scalps like like like brad pitt and then glorious bastards i want my scalps all myself i'm gonna blow up the weddings with these with these computer drones right so these navy seals these delta boys they can't they can't get none and then because they probably get you know what it is they probably got bonuses i bet you i know you tell me i would love to speak to a navy seal slash delta boy slash i mean i'm sorry delta man you know whatever the d boys i heard them called whatever they're black hawk down doesn't matter the point is you can you can telling me if I'm wrong I assume look if I'm training that hard no one's hiring me is the Navy SEAL but if I'm training that hard and I'm becoming that
Starting point is 00:41:40 elite that's that tier one and then you go well yeah bonus every time I kills him right right no what's what we doing here why they get so good that you could argue well the payoff is when you join the mercenary forces and there's a big payoff of that I think you do have that stuff but I wouldn't be surprised if there was a bonus and Barack Obama only did the drone stuff because he wanted to keep the bonus out of their hands because you know He wanted to give that to some, like, you know, pregnant woman, some unmarried pregnant woman on the streets.
Starting point is 00:42:11 You know? Right. I'm just saying, you know, if your point, Lucy, that Barack Obama took the, took food out of the Navy SEAL son's hands, mouths, took all the food and candy out of the mouths of a Navy SEAL son and gave it to a married pregnant woman. I wouldn't disagree. Like, these are all really dirty deeds.
Starting point is 00:42:31 Yeah. I want to shift to something more positive. Sure. This is who? This is Chris Pratt. Christopher Pratt, a big fan of his for the Mario movie. Would you say that he's the most charming man in Hollywood? I would not.
Starting point is 00:42:49 I mean, whatever version of that you're talking about is Paul Rudd. Oh, yeah, you're probably right. I would not say Chris Pratt's charm. I used to find him somewhat charming in the first one or two Guardians movies, Avengers Infinity War But he's kind of had That was like seven years ago at this point I don't I can't remember anything he's done
Starting point is 00:43:06 In seven years that's been Even slightly just like goofball charming Dramatic World That was before that wasn't very No no I but go on Well how would you feel if I told you That the most charming man in Hollywood Is a Christian
Starting point is 00:43:20 Is a Christian man Well yeah that being Christian is fine I'm a Christian I'm a Catholic Christian man Yeah I followed the Pope Are you though? Yes I follow the Pope I'm not like instead of anconist who will want to undo the pope.
Starting point is 00:43:33 No, I understand you might not agree with the Pope, but I just don't know what kind of system we can build, by the way. If we're going to say the Pope is the guy's right hand man, I don't know, but if we disagree with him, what about that? Like, what? Shouldn't that make you agree with? Shouldn't that change your mind at all? I love how the Pope, we talked about his last week, didn't we? How the Pope has no persuasive power whatsoever. If he doesn't say something you agree with, he's wrong.
Starting point is 00:43:59 he must be a demon right no I'm not saying I agree with what the Pope said on a secular level right or on a logical level with the immigrants I mean I do think compassion I think you should very least open your eyes that maybe this immigration situation should be handled at least a little more appearance of compassion I don't have I don't know what's wrong with the appearance of compassion sometimes I don't what's wrong with just maybe maybe taking it down a notch and still getting the job done whatever right like they're not supposed
Starting point is 00:44:29 supposed to be, like, you know, religion, people have had their issues with organized religion over the years. But one thing that's never struck me as particularly controversial about it is that, like, no, we're not just going to, like, be responding knee-jerk to every, like, change in the political atmosphere. Right. Like, we have our principles. They transcend politics.
Starting point is 00:44:48 So you're saying the Pope shut his mouth. I wouldn't disagree with that, but I'm not allowed to say that. That's not good. No, I'm saying, like, you know, the Bible, like, there's definitely parts of the Bible that say stuff about kindness to foreigners or whatever. Sure. I don't think Jesus said, like, you know, love each other as I have loved you, unless they're from a different country. Right.
Starting point is 00:45:07 I mean, I don't think that's what he said. And then the Catholic Church is an international organization. Sure. So, you know, they're not just going to shit all over South America. I get it if you're saying the Pope's dumb. I'm just saying you're not allowed to say that. Whatever. I mean, I'm just saying, I'm bound by it.
Starting point is 00:45:23 It's either real or it isn't. Right. I don't know what to tell you. I mean, I get what you're saying. Don't get me wrong. If it seems like really stupid and crazy, I don't know. Did we buy it or we did not buy it? People just don't want to change their team in middle of the game.
Starting point is 00:45:40 Right. Seems crazy to me. Yeah, the Pope is like the only person who can be like. Well, they think the Pope was somehow subverted back in 1958 by St. John Bosco or something. Yeah. Yeah. Right. A demon gotten.
Starting point is 00:45:53 It's all supposed to have gone wrong at Vatican. Some kind of capoeira got. He took a capoeira statue or something. couple years ago and that's part of the problem he accepted the capoeira spatu or some other thing or hachimoto or something there's something he accepted it's a statue it's a whole thing no it's a whole we can do it a speck we and tim talking about them a few months ago it's all isn't vatican too kind of the cutoff of where a lot no that's that's the whole gimmick yeah he won't he's not speaking latin anymore that's the problem right i i thought it's okay
Starting point is 00:46:25 you know i i think it's better if people know what you're saying but whatever uh it's a Chris Pratt yeah he's not Catholic by the way he's not no he's he's not going to heaven yeah God is real God loves you God wants the best for you believe that I do so is that church is that all every plaza behind him I don't know is it maybe Is this AI? No, it's real, I think. What?
Starting point is 00:47:04 God is real. God loves you. God wants the best for you. Believe that. I do. Learn to pray. It's easy and it's so good for your soul. And finally, nobody is perfect.
Starting point is 00:47:24 People are going to tell you you're perfect just the way you are. You're not. you are imperfect I would stop this but there's a powerful yeah so I'm just gonna I'm gonna say just in case that might have been cut off
Starting point is 00:47:40 because I you know who knows this is that the MTV movie awards they might get nasty and say you can't let play this we'll see we'll see what he's copyright struck but you know well you would have such just in case what we saw there was Chris Pratt talking about God at the MTV movie awards
Starting point is 00:47:55 I think it's fine I think people I think people, look, I don't think the secular thing has helped anybody, right? Oh, the Crusades, people die. People get, we didn't stop dying, didn't we? You know, this whole, we didn't,
Starting point is 00:48:11 we didn't get rid of, oh, well, you know, well, people died the name of Jesus. I don't think it's true. I mean, the Crusades were a couple wars. A couple. There's a couple of crusade wars. A lot of them were about God. They were about land.
Starting point is 00:48:23 Right. Most of them about land. Well, people just, like, confuse the idea of a, of a, war being about religion and religion being used as a tool to kind of like propagandize a war that is just use propagates everything and that's good look we haven't done well uh not being led right yeah I don't be a sheep sheep seem happier than us right I mean I it's like I think in the matrix well it's like everyone's like
Starting point is 00:48:51 oh we we chose to see the real world and you're all eating puddles of like goo you know and cyphers cyphers a rat you know John Panes and Leone gets to eat a nice steak right I think that steak looks nice I'd rather eat the steak he's like oh I look I look at the matrix and go you know oh it's just a bunch of zeros and ones
Starting point is 00:49:11 not a juicy steak I don't care I agree with them it's also just like religion if you if you already have kind of the right instincts yeah like religion will just make you like less lazy about them sure like it's like you know but people will say like oh, if you need, like, the Bible to tell you not to, like, murder,
Starting point is 00:49:28 then you're just a bad person. It's, like, fair enough. I do think that's true, but I think most people are. But also, it's, like, what if you're a person who actually thinks it's good to, like, you know, help people? Right. But you're just depressed and, like, unmotivated. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:40 Like, it's, like, it's, you know, religion can put people over like that. You read about the prodigal song, about the son, about the son he went out and partied and horde, right? And gambled. And then he took his father's money. Give me your money now. to be like harrison's now I won't go piss it away
Starting point is 00:49:56 and then he comes crawling back and he's like I'm back and he's like I'll just I'll work the fields now you're my son go slaughter a calf and the other son was like well wait I've been sitting here the whole time doing the right thing
Starting point is 00:50:12 and you won't even let me slaughter a little calf we talk about this right it's a famous story and you go shut your mouth all right you're always here I have you whatever I want this is my son's my real son's back The son I love is back, right? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:50:26 And go forward to that calf and feed it to him, you rat son. And it makes me so mad reading that story in the Bible that inspires me to succeed despite that son. Right? So it's like, no, you're the thing about religion. As long as you say, yes, I believe, you can believe whatever you want. You can take it however you want. Every successful person in history has been, except for Stalin, has been religious, right? And maybe about it's at Tom.
Starting point is 00:50:52 I'm just saying that you think they're all true, but no, you're just going to go, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I believe in the resurrection. I believe in the Trinity Church. Right. Right? And the right hand of God and Jesus and all that, all that, all that. That being
Starting point is 00:51:08 said, that being said, you know, like you don't have to, you don't have to go into details. You learn a few Bible quotes to get by. It's okay, right? You know, John 36, 10, whatever it is, what's the big one? John 11 22. Right.
Starting point is 00:51:24 Really when I put at football games. Romans none 940, 930. And there's so much, there's so much infight and I get it. Like people believe fundamentally different things. But it's like the whole like Protestants giving Catholic shit for putting Mary's pussy on a pedestal. Hey. Or like, you know.
Starting point is 00:51:42 But they do. It's like, and they do. But it's like, it's also like, is this really the deal breaker that like you're honoring the mother of God? Right. Yeah. No, also, you know, it's such a. Protestants are such a, like a shit, like a, hey, we're trying to burn these witches.
Starting point is 00:51:58 We can't be, you know, we don't want them invoking Mary. Yeah. It's like, we want to burn witches. Right. I'm so sick of this wasp thing of like, you know, oh, no, no. Yeah, I'm sorry. Oh, the Catholics with their, with their idols and their, and their smoke, you know, their incense. Right.
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Starting point is 00:53:20 Like, it's just a cool aesthetic. It's a cool goth aesthetic. What's a better, what's better? You watch David Simon's The Wire and you go, what's the villain? Just bureaucracy and apathy and entropy. Oh, what are we going to do with this? Or Satan. Isn't it better that we're fighting Satan and not just, you know, bureaucratic and attitude?
Starting point is 00:53:41 And, and, oh, it's because the police that chief has to follow stats. And then the mayor's got his own agenda. How about Satan? how about we fight Satan for a second right right people want to make a problem for themselves
Starting point is 00:54:00 people want to be like you know oh the real problem is you know there is the that's the thing what do you hear when you go into Joe Rowan experience which I haven't famously but he loves to talk with these people who go no actually you can't know anything
Starting point is 00:54:15 these grifters he's fine there's a lot of people on that show And some of these people, you know, he's like, oh, you got to do 10,000 hours to know anything. Hey, Malcolm Gladwell. How about you, how many hours you spend in that plane? Malcolm Gladwell, right? Or these people who go like, you know, just in general, it's not the only Joe Rose experience,
Starting point is 00:54:41 but these science people in general, they go, you actually can't know anything. Because the more you know, whatever, this horse shit is, these cycles of, like, you know, secularality it's all about you know like the the uncertainty principle and shit if you love you don't show and just cats both things you got in god and Satan in a box and the cat's dead you know right it's a horseshit I'm just saying like it's just why not have a few years we need the pendulum needs to swing all right sometimes it's nice when things are going good you know when you're making money at the casino when you when you when everything's when you're rolling sevens and fours or whatever it is in craps right when you when you're hitting the jackpots
Starting point is 00:55:28 on the slot machines and you win the poker yeah yeah oh it's all it's all it's all like a karma and we're all just part of a universe and who knows why people win and lose and I'm not going to give any of it away because it's all it can you get it and you lose it means nothing it's all fun when when shit hits the fan no one wants to hear that no one wants to hear about how you know you need to hear the meek will inherit the earth yeah later
Starting point is 00:55:59 that's what this is about I mean there's a reason they came up with this Jesus I mean because it's like it's it keeps the wheels flowing why don't I have a house because you're gonna get a big one when you die that's that's the whole gimmick and we're throwing it away the same time things are starting to get real dicey with the robots and the AI and then the earth's getting hot right and the fires start to feel like hell and you go well where's
Starting point is 00:56:28 Jesus he's I mean he's always here remember the footsteps poem for steps yeah I do remember the footsteps that was called step-foots is that sound right to me footsteps this just me or is that a creepy story when you're a kid for prince I remember hearing the footprints and the footprints and the Sand. Footsteps. No, yeah, no, it's weird. Footprints in the sand. You hear that parable.
Starting point is 00:56:55 Yeah. When, or it's not even a parable. It's like a... It's a poem, someone wrote. It's a poem. If you're not familiar with footsteps, it goes that basically, hey, Jesus, you know, I'm here. I'm walking in the sand, like a bum. I just lost my house.
Starting point is 00:57:10 My wife thinks I cheated on her. I didn't cheat on her. I emotionally cheated. Maybe you could argue I emotionally cheated, but I have cheated in the past. and my kids might die and you're not here. Why aren't you here? I look down and it's just my footprints the whole time, right? And I'm very cognizant of that.
Starting point is 00:57:29 How many footprints they have in the sand? And he goes, hey, hey, dummy, hey dummy. You see how he's the only one foot of footprints? Because I'm carrying you. I'm carrying your ass. Oh, I didn't realize. So you're your footprints. That's so funny because usually the way that the story is told,
Starting point is 00:57:46 It's kind of like in the past tense It's like I see that there were times where there were two footprints in the sand And you were you were with me But then there were times Where there was only one pair of footprints Oh okay And you know
Starting point is 00:57:58 And Jesus is like Well those are the times when I carried you But when the story is being told In the present tense It's so much more aggressive It's like hey I'm carrying your ass Stupid Why didn't realize
Starting point is 00:58:12 I didn't realize? It's like it doesn't Really, because it feels like I'm the one walking. Right. It doesn't seem like it carry me. It seems like it seems like the worst times of my life. You think the times you carry me would be the best times. But I guess you're saying, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:58:28 It's like, it's all a mystery. See, this is my problem. Stop asking people what they believe. As long as they believe. No one should be able to judge you. If you accept Jesus Christ, that's it. And you can just, then you can just in your head, you can do whatever you want. But I, by the way, I do believe.
Starting point is 00:58:45 You do believe? I believe. What are you going to say? What can you say about it? I would never say anything. I mean, I would never, I would never, you know, if you want to. You'd be silly to say something. And you wanted to start going to church again.
Starting point is 00:59:01 Yeah. No, we might. We might start going to church. We should. We really should. I should get my sins forgiven just in case. Just in case I, just because I jump off a building. The only thing is, the only thing is, the only thing,
Starting point is 00:59:15 about Catholicism is that you know it's hard to forget just because like just because I happened to grow up in it while it was happening. Yeah. Oh, the scandals. The scandals. Well, look, I mean, what you did a lot of scandals. There's a lot of places people can
Starting point is 00:59:29 go. You know, the Catholic Church built a place where it's like if you if you did a scandal, we'll say if you did a scandal, they would send you to an island where you could, you know, you could basically undo the scandal. But now we've come to learn that a lot of other islands exist. Right.
Starting point is 00:59:45 If you know what I mean. Yeah. And so I think these other religions might not be any better. Unitarian islands. Sure. Sure. You know, yeah, exactly. You know, uh, zoastrianian islands.
Starting point is 01:00:00 Maybe we should. I, I would like to check out Calvinism. Which one? So I know, I know that there was a contingent of Calvinists. Didn't they do like the English Civil War? I'm not sure. I think that was Calvinian. I want to live by Tulip.
Starting point is 01:00:13 By Tulip? What is that? They go by Tulip. What is that? It's like, it's like an acronym for, there's different parts of it, but it basically it's like, you know, God's, God's will is predetermined. Like, there are only so many people who will be let into heaven. There's, like, very little room for.
Starting point is 01:00:28 I don't like his exclusionary thing. I like a big, a big Jesus accepts you do the right thing. I don't know, does anyone any good to be like only certain amount of people get in. Who is that helping? Well, the idea is that it's so few that it's like you'd be kind of foolish to act like you were one of them. Yeah, all right. So you look.
Starting point is 01:00:44 I think the idea is that like there's very, and there's very little room for repentance. Like there's kind of like a chosen few who might be able to repent. You don't want the worst people in the world to have no out. Right. You don't want some guy. Like, look, I've already broached 16 women. I guess I'm, I guess I'm going to. It's a very, it's like what it's like some idiot trying to think like some guy who like,
Starting point is 01:01:06 you know, you know, fucked off like two years of high school. And he starts getting a shit together in June. junior year, you think he's going to try to get into Harvard? It ain't going to happen, buddy. It ain't going to happen. You're not getting into Harvard. Now, state school, you know, when I state school, you can get into it. You can shape up, right?
Starting point is 01:01:28 So you think there should be a lower tier heaven. I don't think the idea is to make it. I think we've learned that smug people who think they're going to chosen, you know, it doesn't help anything. Cal, these smug Calvinists. Yeah, but I hate it when a guy, who spend years butchering innocence then goes like, oh, I'm repented, I'm a Christian now.
Starting point is 01:01:47 It seems like that wouldn't fly with the Calvinists. Right, exactly. But then, you know, so he'll just keep butchering. Right. You're not thinking at the end and the outs. I think like a, I can think like a butcher. You know, that's my, that's my gift from God. God allowed me to think like a butchering man with all the hopes and dreams.
Starting point is 01:02:09 so look I will end on this is the idea I don't know what does Chris Pratt is about why he brought up White's news
Starting point is 01:02:19 I mean I get good for him I hope what do you win the award for Mario Brothers I'm not sure Was it some kind of Jurassic world thing
Starting point is 01:02:27 Maybe this guy loves to make dinosaur movies I mean I remember him from the Parks Direc show it was all right
Starting point is 01:02:32 it got old but apparently Amy Poller's new show is very well liked tends on the ringer and I like some of their content so maybe we should try to get on the Amy Poehler show. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:02:44 Shout out. Let's do a letter writing campaign. Put this on the Amy Poll. Tell her we know Chris Pratt through the church. She can't question it. She can't. What are you going to do? Look into the church.
Starting point is 01:02:55 No. You go, oh, one of your church friends. I mean, you know, I'm just talking about Chris Pratt and probably. I actually have one of your church friends on my show. He's got ready to come. Like, who? Honestly, that would be, it's kind of a great networking, Sam. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:03:07 Just started finding out where all. the for all these people we want to get a get a rub shoulders with yeah rub elbows with what Scientology is all right they go to church that's why soundtology exists people were doing that back of the day probably and like we need to have it we as much as we need to do do whatever we do you know as Elwhart's point of view they like the idea of like no when I go to a church there's a tier system and the famous people have their own kind of tier so like you know there's no implication like hey we're in church together no we're not you're my
Starting point is 01:03:38 servant right when tom cruise goes through his church i mean i don't know i don't know for sure i mean i like tom cruise you know i think he's a great man i don't question it right that being said these people you know that as equals right right yeah for sure you know the scientology how me out you i feel you get quiet when i talk about the talentology church i don't want to piss them off i don't piss them off i think it's great i think it's great that you know you know like that's that's a benefit. Look, when you look at somebody like Tom Cruise, yeah,
Starting point is 01:04:10 like it's easy to feel like maybe there is something to the Scientology thing. Sure, he's very good at stunts. Because he's great at stunts. Yeah. He doesn't seem to have a lot of fear in him. I like, you know, how about this? That's a great point, yeah.
Starting point is 01:04:21 But, you know, but then obviously, yeah, there's also people who end up dead in the bathtub, so. Well, I don't know who you're referring to and it sounds like they didn't believe. But it's a great idea to end on. Stunts, not pranks. stunts over pranks that's the way to live your life that's the way to find peace
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