Kump - Ep. 232 PEACE IN OUR TIME
Episode Date: October 11, 2025Ray and Lucie discuss The Nobel Peace Prize, Peace in the Middle East, Greta, Pranks, finding faith, and much more. 👉 Patreon – Bonus Episodes Every Week: https://www.patreon.com/raykump👉 Watc...h Ray on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/raykump
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Welcome to Kump.
It's a momentous week for the concept of peace.
Peace in our time.
Who said that?
Who said peace in our time?
Was that Stalin?
Was that Chamberlain?
I believe that was Trotsky as he was getting bludgeoned with a tachit into the back of his head by agents of Stalin.
He said, peace in our time, comrade.
And then they snuffed them.
Welcome to Kump.
I was right, it is Neville Tramberland.
Oh, it was about Hitler.
Yeah.
Right.
He was like, we're going to have so much peace with this guy.
There was a big, we didn't cover it.
We should have done a live stream, I believe, to cover the Nobel Peace Prize Awards.
There was a few candidates that were in the front running, I suppose, for the John Dynamite Awards.
There was little Greta Thumburg, who was beaten brutally.
but in the streets of Israel
A lot of the time
How come, you know, when we get severely beaten
out on the street? Yeah.
Nobody offers us an award.
Because we're the Judas goat.
We're the sacrifice being made
in the name of diverse equality and progress.
We're the front lines of gentrification
and we need to be sacrificed like Judas himself.
You know, 30 pieces of gummy bears in my belly
and put me out to the brig
That's what my life's become
Welcome to come
No, but seriously
So Goet of Thunberg was nominated
I believe they
Yeah, they nominated her I believe
And then she was
I mean I assume
I think she was like that whole scene
And Game of Thrones
With Circei
Or Circee the queen
Is dragged through the streets
And like it's spit on
And they go shame shame
I think they did it to her
That's what I heard
That would be pretty intense
I got to say.
I mean, I understand she's not a child anymore,
but she's a very young woman.
She's young coded.
Yeah, she's young coded.
It's a great way that put it.
She's young coded.
She's autistic coded.
She's annoying coded.
No one liked, first of all,
I never like Greta Thumburg,
whenever it's some people attacking her.
And by the way,
I don't know if they dragged her through the streets
like Sir and I don't know if that's true, all right?
I didn't know.
I'm not a, I'm not a Glenn Greenwald kind of guy.
I'm a guy who, you know,
I get things through a box in my hand,
you know information
some of it's some are from dubious sources
and I don't question them
all right that's that's the way of the world
that's the world you gave me
all right I want you to make that very clear
stop acting like I'm supposed to be
it was never my job to look at microfiche
in the archives of Congress
you know at the library
like all the president's men
and I'm like the Israel really drag her to the streets
and beat her for being on a boat
I don't know I don't know that's not my job
You guys, and by you guys, I mean a lot of different people, destroyed the press.
All right?
You destroyed journalism for whatever purpose.
You didn't like the masks.
You didn't like the pronouns.
You didn't like racism.
That's not just, you know, oh, the right did it.
But even the left did, the chilling effect of the left.
I'm the only man alive anymore.
Everyone else is a cog in the wheel.
All right?
So I wasn't trained to look at primary.
sources, all right? I wasn't, oh, I have a PhD in history, so go study the Greeks. I don't care.
I don't really care. Oh, yeah. It actually ancient Rome, they had eggs. Oh, did they? Who gives a shit?
Really? I couldn't care less. Now, back to what we were talking about. This idea that
poor Greta Thumburg, I don't know why she was paraded in front of the UN. It's not her fault.
People act like it's her fault, right?
It was her fault that, like, we'd be able to decide, like, yeah, kids want to, I used to talk about being from a different planet and flying up my mother's nose in a spaceship, all right?
I was a dumb kid.
Planet wacko.
Yes, don't want to be that cringe.
But, yeah, I was a little kid.
No one put me in front of the General Assembly, all right?
No one did that because I was a dumb child.
It's not her fault that we paraded this autistic girl and said she'd like,
Shame, shame on you.
It's like, something like that.
She's like, whatever.
She should be spinning around in a circle in the middle of Rhode Island somewhere or Sweden.
But whatever.
But now she's here.
And people keep complaining that she's famous while they talk about her.
You can't complain about someone being famous when you keep talking about her on your platform.
You're making her famous.
She's just on a boat.
She doesn't have a satellite, you know, a blink on the boat.
she's on social and you're sharing it and you're sharing it and you're sharing it she's just an
autistic girl the frog hat and people say oh why I hope she gets piss and shit on what is that
it's very porny very porny it's very porn coded yeah so she's just some kid yeah you don't like what
she has to say she's just some kid oh she's 20 she's 22 you know i was doing it 22 being lonely
you know what do you want from the world so about i'm talking about kubrick a lot he's great by the way
If you haven't seen Stanley Kubrick, check him out.
So, Greta Thumburg, on a boat, they beat her allegedly.
You know, they say, made her kiss the Israeli flag.
That's what the reports are.
The Israelis claim there was nothing on the boat but margarita machines.
I don't think that's true, but that's a fact you can choose.
That's a great thing about the world now.
You can choose your own facts.
It's like it was choose your own adventure books.
It's you can choose your own facts.
And you go, do you want to go with the one where Israel is saying she had a margarita machine?
nah go over the one
but they beat her up and she kissed your Israeli flag
that seems more fun
I want to live in that version
let's branch off this reality
whatever it seems like at the very
least the kissing making the
making you kiss the
Israeli flag is real
because I think other people have talked about that
I never heard that I didn't realize that was one of their gimmicks
that's probably road for them
it's just like kiss our flag you got to make sure you bring the flag
well everyone's kissing that wailing wall all the time
yeah I'll never kiss the way
I've never kissed the whaling wall.
Yeah, I'm not into that.
I'm not into that. I've been outspoken in the past.
I used to love Israel.
I don't hate it.
I mean, whatever, but I was a big nerd I mean about it.
I used really into it, like the, you know, all the old operations, the massage did.
I didn't do intelligence stuff.
I thought they were really cool.
And they were really, there was a more of the romance to it back in the day.
You know, we got Aikman.
Like, yeah, get that guy.
Yeah.
You know, get that guy.
He's a bad guy.
He was a bad guy.
I mean, I look, people question shit?
Is anyone say that guy
was a good guy?
Like, what was his job then?
If it wasn't real, what was his job?
I mean, I don't know.
People go too far with criticism.
It's like, whatever.
Like, it was a bad guy.
They got him.
That was fine.
Motion as I am with the eye patch.
That was cool.
You know?
Even after this October 7th,
I'm like, you got to retaliate.
You can't just not do anything.
It's the back and forth over the years.
I get it.
I didn't pay attention.
All right?
It's why I don't watch.
I can't get into Doctor Who
because I didn't watch the first 15 seasons
All right
I'm sorry
I'm not gonna like
Oh the 47 agreement
The 52 agreement
The 61 agree
The Yom Kippur Accords
Whatever I don't know
You guys gotta figure this out
But like a year goes by
You're still bombing people
People like what are we doing
Oh you hate it
I don't hate anything
And you're always weirdly around
When things are going wrong over here
Yeah
You like to make friends
you're like lavishly
lavish lavishly make friends
and here's some money
Woo whew with
Give me some money
Just give me some money
Whatever
So you think Netanyahu should get the Nobel
Pace Prize
I do not
I will not go down that road
I mean I mean I do
I do I think he should get some Burger King
Seems to like that
He likes Burger King
He told the Nalk Boys
He liked Burger King
Oh oh right yeah
I do remember
How do you forget the Nulk Boys
what do they do
Are they pranksters
Are they the impractical jokers?
I don't know what I do you make your money
You prank people in the internet
You go hey I'm in a wheelchair
Really? No give me your money bitch
Is that the impractical jokers?
I don't know
I mean I I'd hate to see the dark side of that show
Or the elk boys you know
It's like hey we're here to help you really
No we burned your house down
was the guy who set the fire in the palisades as they called this week was he one of the knuckle boys i don't think you i wouldn't
assume so but they're no i think they're l-a-based i mean is that i just don't know what this
pranking is that a prank what counts a prank you know i mean we're entering a future now
where pranking's going to get real nasty and real high stakes oh yeah i mean now especially now
that people can just get into your body and skin walk you
you what's going to what what happened wait what what you talking about skinwalk me yeah with AI
people can skin walk you what do you talk about skin walking you know is this like is this like X-files
they can they can they can you know if there's slow down slow down lucy slow down first of all
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What are you talking about skin walking?
What is this?
Well, you know, it's like the way that people can manipulate images
with AI.
Oh.
You can get skin walked.
I thought you were, I thought someone was 3D printing, like,
my skin, you know, which doesn't seem crazy.
I thought AI was allowing,
in the same way it would generate me to compensate me to
Kump that also does a that looks like Adolf Eichmann and then somehow you go look at
Adolf Eichmann and Kump looked the same because you put you you get a fat man you put his
skin over my my suit you know and you and you make these aspersions go look he's part of the
Ikeman like I wasn't part of that family you know we skinwalked you so anyway but yeah so
there's that there's that yeah people can do that to you why did the skimwalk and come up
what was I referring to the pranks
Oh, the pranks are going to get dark.
Yeah, the pranks are going to get dark.
Because, you know, they're going to be, it's going to be Mr. Beast with a bunch of men, a bunch of goons, a bunch of big, big, big burly guys who knows where they're from.
You'll never see them again, matter what happens.
And matter which door you choose, you won't see these men again.
They don't exist.
They're unofficial.
You know what I mean?
There's a whole, that's what these wars are being fought for.
Why?
There's no WMDs.
There's no WMDs.
Why did we go to Iraq, dog?
so they could train
an endless ocean of mercenaries
who give up their identity for a stake in the game.
That's what this is.
As much as anything else, it's about creating an invisible pool
of highly trained elite operators.
As I like to be referred to,
we're elite, we're tier one operators, Delta Force,
Navy SEAL-6, right?
Massad top guy.
you know french might have something you know the swedes the german dhs or whatever it's called
you know they're the dr6 or whatever they're very highly trained too there's a lot of countries
not every country i don't think Nigeria has their own tier one unit maybe they do it's not going to
be at the same level a lot of countries have these units and you got you got to start a war to
really train them and then once you do they can work in belair or or malibu or stad wherever
needed. You need to have these
men who know how to do things.
Horrible things.
That's more important to
any, because this world, this world not run by countries anymore.
It's run by corporations and rich people.
Mostly rich people.
All right? And who do you think protects
them? I've been amongst the rich
sometimes. I've seen the men
who would kill me. They're very,
they're dead-eyed.
And you can tell, they're
a night, they'll smile at you.
and you know they're thinking it's the same way I look at a beautiful woman they go
breasts and everything else you know they're looking at me
they're looking at me and I don't think about it I'm a married I'm a happily married man right
I am but it's just you know vagina with everything on it yeah
vagina the hips the hair you know lips and lips baby
before before I even but my my brain even clocks to them seeing a person my my my
my body has clocked it and that's how they view me in the context of like how they would just
butcher me just slice me up it's not an effort to them it's just that's just how they operate right
they don't struggle with it no it's just they wish they could turn it off it's automatic they
probably bothers them on our first date sometimes not with me but you know they're not taking me
on the date right but if they're on a day with a beautiful lady and they're thinking about how
they uh what if she's a trained operative how would I chop her up but that's that happens
That happens in a split second that occurs, but it's still disturbing.
But with you, there's none of that conflict.
Right.
You have to kiss a beautiful woman after you've thought about butchering her.
That's what James Bond never shows you.
In his head, he's already, by the time he's kissing that beautiful girl, he's thought
of a million different ways of butchering her.
And sometimes he starts butchering her and then kisses him, I think, in some of these movies.
Well, yeah, sometimes he starts butchering them and then kisses them.
Sometimes he kisses them and then has to butcher them.
Consent is very fluid in the British world.
Yeah.
And I don't mind that.
I think we've got very hung up on this consent thing.
Romance is a very dark thing over there.
I mean, this hard stops.
Don't get me wrong.
But if she, you know, but she's a spy, is my point.
Oh, is the killer spy not into it?
I think she can be into it.
I think she can respect the game is my point.
I'm not saying consent doesn't matter.
You know what I mean?
But like, the people would parse that.
You have to know, you have to know when you're looking at two killer spies,
they might have a different way of indirect.
You can't judge that the same way you judge, you know, you know, me when I judge the boy who takes Anna Amy out to the prom, my daughter, my stepdaughter, whatever she is, you know.
Your ex-girlfriend's daughter.
Yes, you know, that guy, no, for him, consent, there's hard, there's hard lines.
Yeah.
And I'll break his, I'll break his hip before they get to that point.
I follow him around and I'll break his hip.
I don't care.
No, that's my, that's my go-to move, you know.
Don't mess with Anna Amy.
But we're getting stuck in the weeds a little bit.
Because the point is, what was the point?
The point is pranks.
Oh, the endlessly of men, right?
Dark men, dark operatives, dark money.
That's what these wars are fought for.
So you have this whole pool of people and they protect the rich.
And they should because they're rich or scared and they make a lot of money.
And there's no reason they deserve protection.
Yeah, the rich are good to that.
They're so good to us.
yeah you know they look I'm not here to be the guy saying you know this just just watch your back is all I'm saying
because these guys these guys were trained in the blood in the blood of oceans or the oceans of blood
you don't I mean so pranking I don't be careful when you prank is my point because people
going out there and they're pranking guys who have like you know they have like butchers in their
backyard they have little they have little camp out houses you know where the where the men
day. Have you ever seen, have you seen that, did you see that prank that was going around?
In Gaza? That big prank in Gaza?
This is just a disastrous prank.
Prank's gone wrong.
No, there's like, there was a guy who was going around like sticking a needle and sticking a
Oh, yeah, I did see that. There was a man who was sticking needles into men and he got like, he got a, he got a, his ass,
beat, right? Yeah, I mean, how could you
not? I would have, I would have taken a hammer out
and I won't say what happens after the hammer
comes out. It's hammer time.
All right? Don't stick a needle
on me, bro. Don't stick a needle on me.
Now is a very sensitive time to be
attacking people with fake needles. It's a
very bad time. A lot of people
were freaked out by the jab.
Yeah. Yeah. Dude, like, when I
grew up, people, one of the ones
is still like, because I'm a, again,
I'm a grown man, and I don't
I don't have as much fear as I did when I was a boy.
so when you know you can't judge these things equally but but probably the most chilling thing
it doesn't chills me anymore as much but the most chilling thing I remember uh my whole life perhaps
maybe is that story that's obviously not true that wasn't like oh there's a guy who like went
into a public bathroom and he sat down in the toilet and he felt felt a sting he felt like the sting
and he looked down and there's like a needle and look at it has a piece of paper attached
is congratulations now you have AIDS
Congratulations now you
have AIDS is the most chilling thing
I've ever heard in my life. It's obviously fake
probably
I mean the idea of that
is so chilling
it's so it's so
it's so like I mean
and don't forget
when this was circulating we didn't have prep
whatever was called
Truvia
whatever was that sweetener I'm not sure
these things that like
these things that are
drugs that help people with AIDS and it's not as big a problem anymore but I have the kid
it was a death sentence but congratulations now you have AIDS it's so it's like the pithiness
yeah it's the pithiness of a person who would set up a needle to give people AIDS it's so spiteful
it's such a spiteful thing to say congratulations now you have it because you just picture
someone who has AIDS you go like oh you know look and again a lot no one deserves anything
I'm going to say no one deserves AIDS but no one deserves anything like there's
Some people deserve things.
Some people just like if you do horrible things to a child, you deserve death and
and butchering and torture.
Don't get me wrong.
Yeah.
But most of the things in life, it's not, here's the thing.
It's not about deserve.
That's really one of, no one gets what they deserve, usually.
That being said, no one deserves, so no one deserves AIDS.
And then, but that, but you can also go, hey, like, you know, maybe I shouldn't have gotten
a shoddy blood transfusion.
Maybe I shouldn't have taken a cheaper blood transfusion
Or maybe I shouldn't have been a child whose parents were cheap
Or maybe I shouldn't have, you know, had sex with all those people
Right
Unprotected sex
Whatever it is
The idea of just being like
I'm gonna give this to someone
I'm gonna give this to people
Like that's your reaction
Right
Like that's not you shouldn't just to be like
Laughing about it
It's so brutal
Yeah
It's such a moral combat way of living
You know what I mean?
It feels like a fatality and more
World Combat.
But if you're sub-zero and scorpion are fighting.
At the end, Scorpions, like, congratulations, stature of AIDS.
It's so crazy.
But, yeah, but I mean, so, you know, and now people are like, you know, I guess a
modern equivalent of that is COVID.
Yeah.
You know, the Vax.
Right.
People feel that way about that.
Yeah.
That's their age.
I can see somebody, some person who is anti-Vax.
Yeah.
Getting stabbed by the needle prank guy.
And being like, oh, no, like, this is how they got me.
And either way, it's invasive and it's wrong.
It's not, it's not good.
One's not worse than the other.
Perhaps.
But the point is, um, yes, that guy, is that guy going to jail?
Got to beat him up?
I don't think he should.
I know.
I think he's, I think the pranksters going to jail.
Oh, good.
Oh, right.
He's got, he should be be beheaded.
Is that right to say?
I think you should be about to be ahead people.
You can't be going around.
It's one thing to go around doing this if you're, if you're, um, it's, um, it's,
It might actually be better if you're a criminal.
I don't, yeah, things are testing.
No, 100%.
Look, there's a thing.
There's a thing about being a criminal.
You could say this guy grew up poor.
Doesn't mean, you know, none of these are excuses.
Don't get a twisted.
No.
But there's reasons, right?
People grow up poor.
People grow up with abusive parents, treat them wrong, you know, whatever.
They get warped.
They get groomed.
They get some kind of out of a twist situation with Fagan and the Arthur Dodger, things like
that happened all sorts of reasons and like and none of this is an excuse but it's just you know
for the grace of god go i but but but people who aren't who you know pranking is inherently a
privileged act right yeah i think if you're pranking um it's it's an act of like kind of like it's
a rich kid thing right you're playing on how it you're you know part of it is playing on how
innocuous, you see him. Right.
I move throughout society.
I'm an aristocrat.
I'm my dad's insurance salesman, whatever.
I mean, you know, my dad's, what's another rich job?
He owns a yacht club, and he sells yacht club memberships.
Whatever rich people do, my dad's one of those.
And I go around pranking poor people.
It doesn't seem right.
It doesn't seem, especially, but now in a time, look, you might love what's happening
on the streets and you may hate it and I don't care uh either way no whatever I we give
that in a minute but my opinions it doesn't matter it's a very testy time is my point it's a very
amped up time what what whether a part of the spectrum you're on right whether you're doing it or you
get and getting it done to you it's a very testy time and no one needs to be pranked
to setting people off for no reason how did we get so much into the pranking is you're coming down on
just anti-pranks ever you know what is this a
a moratorium on pranks until we can find out what the hell is going on this is a real throwback
cump because i really what i say to you before we started the show what we're gonna
well this will be like a peace episode we're talking about peace in various ways
and somehow became yeah you were gonna make this the peace special the peace special the piece special
but whatever this is what cump is about we're not we're not we're not no one pays our bills
except the fan sometimes on patreon and a little bit by watching ads i guess no one pays
us. No country, no business, no brand. So we just go where the moment takes us.
We're totally independent. Right. Like we're at Thumburg. You think she's independent?
I'm sure she's got some money coming in from somewhere. You think she's getting a Nike deal?
Do you think Nike's sponsoring her under the table? Do you think she's going to? I wonder if Nike
gives a bunch of money to people and we never know some of them because they're waiting. If it goes well,
they'll swoosh him up they'll give them that swoosh they'll give them that commercial
remember like they give colin capernick one that's right and i mean cat was athletes
over the time but yeah but the political ones Greta thunberg i mean she's not an athlete
and she's not exactly mean she doesn't love a bad i mean i don't want to talk about her body
but she's not she's not a fat girl per se right she's fine people photoshop breasts on her
yeah she's just a little girl a 22 year old girl whatever i'm saying i'm a little you know she's a kid
She's an adult.
She can be tried for crimes.
Don't get me wrong.
I'm not trying to exonerate her.
But I think Nike
might be wanting to swoosh her up at some point.
Greta went into the foetilla,
and she drank margaritas.
And she said, no.
And then shame and global warming.
Whatever.
So that's Greta Thumburg.
Moving on to the other candidates,
we had Trump, who ended the war in Gaza.
Right?
Is that the gimmick?
well he was gonna and he might still yeah I mean he did a ceasefire and some people like
Dinesh D'Souza I've seen on Twitter what is Dinesh D'Souza what's his deal what's it what is he
is he a filmmaker he called him a filmmaker I was he go to prison at one point oh right is he
is he a prison boy I wonder who he fought for in prison I wonder which gang he had the gang up
with is there a robust Indian gang well he's Indian right yeah is when you go to prison
because we talk about it's a lot in cump
I never want to go to prison
because I understand
I'm not one of these idiots
doesn't understand prison
I watch Big Herk
shout out of the Big Herk
and the Fresh Out show
I've been watching a while
but I think it's still on
and I think it's great
and very interesting
it's intriguing
and you know
it really opens your eyes
there's no way to not be
you know if you don't
look if you're white
you fight with the whites
if you're black
you fight with the blacks
if you're Hispanic
you fight with them
and if you don't
they're own people
beat their they are your own people
don't give me that
crap they're your people now in prison they're your people and they don't if you say they're not
your people then you're the first one they beat because you're a traitor or that's not i didn't
make the rules all right i don't have the power to make prison rules all right so that's just how
it works now yes good question is there an indian gang in prison we don't i never heard about that
i mean i could see them maybe sometimes getting absorbed into the Hispanic gang that seems
racist more that seems more racist than anything i mean i mean if there's just one or two indian
guys in the prison.
Right.
You know, maybe they end up going with the...
That seems so racist.
I mean, it seems racist, but prison is a racist place.
Why not Chinese?
I mean, there's got to be at least a few.
If there's a few Indians, probably a few Chinese, or are they just not commit crimes
like that.
It's possible, actually, they would get more absorb into the Chinese.
It's Asia, at least.
Asia.
Right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And the Middle Eastern guy, you know, I mean, look, sure.
I mean, that problem is that, you know, Indians and then Pakistan, the problem with
the Muslim guys is that they might hate India.
I don't know what they feel like,
because Pakistan is very much anti-Indian and vice versa.
So this is a minutia.
We need to get,
we need to do a collab with one of these prison guys.
Yeah.
Or just some guy in prison.
Yeah,
I genuinely want to know, like if there's,
if there's a race where there's only one or two people.
Right.
What happens?
Yeah.
It's almost like that Dave Chappelle bit with the racial draft,
but it's just in prison.
Maybe we should do a collab with Dave Chappelle.
I mean, racial draft too.
Do you want to hear what Dinesh D'Souza did?
Why did you Piff my, my, my, my, he's on, look, he's got, he's catching a lot of heat because
this Riyadh comedy festival, maybe we can get him to do the show with us, because we'll just,
we'll just support them.
Yeah, possibly.
We need to go, we need to align ourselves with people more.
We can't just be an ocean or an island.
But yeah, show me, show me what Denech D'Souza's done.
Denech de Sousa did not go to federal prison, but he was sentenced to five years of probation for
campaign finance fraud oh okay so we didn't go to prison well who more fool you Lucy
more full you for the disparaging name of John John Donetsch Luzza John Philip Sousa
what his name is um why he come up even what's the point oh that people are what was it
do you remember where are we here we're Trump oh the Trump to peace process
Dinesh D'Souza is saying
It was complaining on Twitter I saw
The people, why isn't it
You're not the only one
Why isn't everyone
The people who are against the Gaza
Genocide or whatever
They call it
Operation Gaza
If you don't call the genocide
What do you call it?
You know
A couple, just a fun couple of years
What is it?
Right
The war, I guess
You call it the war
They should be celebrating now
Which I don't know
First of all
no one knows it was going to hold
I mean didn't we already have one like two weeks ago
and nothing happened
Yeah like it you know
Yeah I mean it's fragile for sure
It's always fragile
But I'm very happy that is
That's why you need to give out prizes for it
You need to give up prizes
You should that Trump probably should have gotten it
So he'd be held to the fire
Now they didn't give him to the peace prize
Which apparently he's complained about
Not getting it
I don't think he should
It's a bad look I don't think anyone should take this prize
you don't have to kind of think of a scenario where I get the peace prize
um let's say that you um you you came up with a with a new and improved hobo code
a new hobo code a more ethical hobo code a more ethical hobo code where I get to write the
code i give i give a new out because you just the risk is a little primer the hobo code is like if you
if a hobo come came to your house during the depression and you said i'll do a few hours of work for
for some stew with a bit of money, right?
And you gave him the stew,
and then now go to work, fix that fence,
and he fixes it, and then, you know,
then you don't give him the money.
You go, get out of here, what are you going to do about?
You're a hobo, right?
Yeah.
And he writes a whole thing on your,
on your post when you're not looking, your fence post.
Right, you read, he draws a skull on your post or something.
Yeah, some symbol and says,
and what's that mean?
It means a dishonest man lives here.
Which is disgusting.
Again, this is the whole point of the pain,
it disgusts me.
This idea they're doing a little, you know,
but I do make a new alphabet
for the hobos
for the people who are losing their homes now
and they will in the near future
we're all going to be hobos soon
we're all going to be you know
but you can't just stay in one place
and I'm going to make a language for us
that you can share
but it's going to be limited
you can't just slander a guy right
there's certainly like a rating system
for hobos
I'll make Yelp for hobos
when you come to a person's house
and some people go I don't want a hobo
coming to my house at all
I'll shoot them I have guns
and go, that made me.
Yeah, I can't.
I don't know to do with that.
But I'll make it a language.
If you do, yeah, that's your thing.
That's your thing.
I, you know, I'm not the law.
So you're going to offer me the Peace Prize for this.
Yeah, we'd like to nominate you for the Nobel Peace Prize.
Who?
The Nobel Peace, I mean the Dynamite, the guy who made Dynamite?
Yes, yes.
You can keep that war prize.
People like to win a.
Keep it up your ass.
Nobels.
It's Alfred Nobel.
Alfred Nobel community dynamite and it killed more people than the black plague.
I mean, to be fair, it also really helped construction.
Well, like Mount Rushmore?
Yeah.
I'm sorry, we wouldn't be able to make Mount Rushmore without dynamite.
So I guess it's okay that he killed a million and a half people.
A hundred million people were killed by dynamite in the 20th century.
This is a very like, you know, it's a banal kind of thing to point out.
He's been a gunpowder.
it's a great honor i wouldn't turn down this nobel peace press i'm not i'm turning it down
ways it comes with money yeah it comes with money how much money a million dollars
all right let's shut just let's shut up for a second this is really help us
yeah okay so i mean i guess we'll do that i'm gonna i'm so what's going on so who did win the nobel
Was anyone else up for?
Besides, there's one, the person who won, we'll get there
in a second, I guess.
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Um, well, um, there's a, there was a, it was a Venezuelan woman, right?
A Venezuelan woman ultimately won.
What did she win for?
Karina Machado.
Karina Machado.
This is, well, let me put this up on the show.
This is Karina Machado.
And what did she win for?
She won for, she was the opposition leader against Maduro and Venezuela.
Was she the one who told us where the boats were to blow up?
Is that what she winning?
she's the she's the
boat rat
part of me wonders if this was like
on some level if it was supposed to be
like a partial concession to Trump
right like it's like we'll
we're not going to give it to you but we'll give it to like
a woman who kind of right well it's at the table
of what you're doing right well
this would be clear because I didn't know
until you know we watched this that
her deal was that she
was the opposition
I guess in the last election
and she won supposedly
or people think she wants she claimed victory
Maduro like basically
like they strong armor or whatever
Yeah
And so she
Yeah get out of here you rat
Yeah get out of here your rat
And she had to go rat hide in the cage
Right
Which I get
I don't begrudge anyone
Rat hiding in the cage
Sometimes you gotta do that
But sometimes things go
Pranks go bad
Right
Sometimes you end up in the palace
Yeah
Sometimes you end up in a box
In a box full of rats
You know
I think she's a rat
I'm just saying
They'll draw you
Here's the thing about
Here's what I'm gonna give you
Let's break it down for a second
I'm gonna take this over the screen
Sometimes in life
They throw you to the rats
And you have to choose
Whether you become a rat or you stay a man
That's that's life in a nutshell
Everyone gets thrown to the rats
Do you become a rat
Or do you stay a man
Do you do pranks
Like the elk boys
Or you keep your head up high
and you and you reject that Nobel Peace Prize
because the man made dynamite
and he killed 100 million people
all right
that's how this works
you get to choose your own adventure
you get to choose your own facts
but you wasn't going to choose what you are
you can be Thomas Jefferson
and don't give me that slave stuff
all right everyone's got there
you can't just nitpick everything
you can be John Adams
you can be his cousin Samuel Adams
he's so busy he made beer too
right
Or did you not make the beer?
I don't know.
Was that just like a branding thing?
Doesn't matter.
Back to the show.
I just want to get that clear to people.
I hear of inspire men.
Lucy, don't give me that love.
I think it's true.
I think you make a good point.
Just because I have friends of a lot of men.
I don't want to inspire them.
I think you're friends with plenty of men.
All my friends are men.
I don't believe in having women friends.
Yeah.
I just don't.
I don't want to hear.
I don't want to listen to women.
It's a.
I don't hear anything.
anything you think of a woman, honestly.
I mean, I love my wife or respect my wife.
But, like, what, what happened to this whole, like, you know, like, your wife is the
woman you listen to a woman you listen to a woman talking about stuff?
You would only listen to one woman.
Yeah, that's the point of marriage.
Like, sex isn't your whole life.
Honestly, I would kind of consider it cheating if you listen to another woman.
Right.
If I'm listening to the Red Scare girls, talking to Nick Fuentes all day, and you're like,
oh, don't make fun of a vocal fry.
I don't know.
First of all, I'd love to do the show ladies.
That'd be on the show
But I mean, you know
You bring up a good point
Like it's actually kind of beneficial
For you know
A guy to be a little bit chauvinist
Yeah
Because then it's like you know
He's not just like
He's not just developing crushes
On other girls all the time
Right
From listening to them too much
I don't look you understand men
If you any man worth their soul
But he sees a woman
He's halfway attractive
It just
You don't get like
I'm not saying the blood starts flowing
But you clock it
You know
And these guys
I don't be one of these guys
Who's just like
I want to be one of these guys who's just like
I want to make sure I still got it.
Like, these guys who were in marriage for 15 years, but they, you know,
it's more, it's actually more noble just to cheat on your wife.
These guys who, like, just want to be, like, flirting and this and that.
It's not, it's beneath you, all right?
I don't want women in burkas, but if it's, if that's the way it takes, is what it takes.
I'm just saying, listen to your wife, all right?
If your wife isn't smart enough to listen to, then you screwed up.
I don't know
Don't listen to me
So you don't want to hear anything
From this Carina Matrato
No, what she has something to say
Um
She says
I'm in shock
You meet both lady
Um
Yeah
That's it
Well they'll prove me wrong huh
I'm in shock
I'm also in the cave
I don't there'd be more
Yeah
No this is great
Honestly, they should have given to Trump.
I mean, we gave this prize to Barack Obama, right?
And what did he do with it?
I'll tell you what he did.
He blew up 100 million Pakistani weddings.
Yeah, it went straight to his head.
He just, like, oh, and then he said, like, how could I, the man with the Nobel Peace Prize?
Be the man, you know, be the man who makes the Pakistani brides die.
Stop rhyming, Barack.
That wasn't quite a rhyme anyway.
But no, but seriously, he, like, he blew up.
He used predator drones with hellfire missiles, and he just went to town on these, I mean, it wasn't just weddings, but there was a lot of weddings.
To be fair, I mean, look, not to make an argument here, but, like, you know, it maybe does serve the purpose of peace.
To what, blow a Pakistani wedding?
Because in the past, like, it would have just been, like, it just would have been men shooting up the Pakistani weapons, shooting up the Pakistani weddings.
I think he must understand
It was
It was the name of anti-terror
It wasn't like a feud
He wasn't he wasn't fighting
He wasn't using president of drones
To fight like Pakistani fuse
No I know I know
Okay
But I'm just saying in the past
I don't understand
Anti-terror murders of innocence
Right
Would be you know
They'd have to be carried out by men
Oh so you're saying
You're saying that like
Barack Obama is his bloodlust
Because I want to kill
It used to be a thing
In the army
Maybe it still is in the army
we confirmed kills and like who gets to kill right kind of who like how we're cops who gets
the collar you know when you arrest the guy right and i i guess you get it's kind of getting
scalps almost right back in the day with the indians you know whatever fighting fight the men
and you scalp them and get those scalps right you know what's here i'm saying yeah so it's like
that you're you're you quote me if i'm wrong you seem to be saying Barack obama was like no
i want my scalps like like like brad pitt and then glorious bastards i want my scalps all
myself i'm gonna blow up the weddings with these with these computer drones right so these navy
seals these delta boys they can't they can't get none and then because they probably get you know
what it is they probably got bonuses i bet you i know you tell me i would love to speak to a navy
seal slash delta boy slash i mean i'm sorry delta man you know whatever the d boys i heard them
called whatever they're black hawk down doesn't matter the point is you can you can
telling me if I'm wrong I assume look if I'm training that hard no one's
hiring me is the Navy SEAL but if I'm training that hard and I'm becoming that
elite that's that tier one and then you go well yeah bonus every time I kills him
right right no what's what we doing here why they get so good that you could argue
well the payoff is when you join the mercenary forces and there's a big payoff of
that I think you do have that stuff but I wouldn't be surprised if there was a bonus
and Barack Obama only did the drone stuff because he wanted to keep the
bonus out of their hands because you know
He wanted to give that to some, like, you know, pregnant woman,
some unmarried pregnant woman on the streets.
You know?
Right.
I'm just saying, you know, if your point, Lucy,
that Barack Obama took the, took food out of the Navy SEAL son's hands,
mouths, took all the food and candy out of the mouths of a Navy SEAL son
and gave it to a married pregnant woman.
I wouldn't disagree.
Like, these are all really dirty deeds.
Yeah.
I want to shift to something more positive.
Sure.
This is who?
This is Chris Pratt.
Christopher Pratt, a big fan of his for the Mario movie.
Would you say that he's the most charming man in Hollywood?
I would not.
I mean, whatever version of that you're talking about is Paul Rudd.
Oh, yeah, you're probably right.
I would not say Chris Pratt's charm.
I used to find him somewhat charming in the first one or two Guardians movies,
Avengers Infinity War
But he's kind of had
That was like seven years ago at this point
I don't I can't remember anything he's done
In seven years that's been
Even slightly just like goofball charming
Dramatic World
That was before that wasn't very
No no I but go on
Well how would you feel if I told you
That the most charming man in Hollywood
Is a Christian
Is a Christian man
Well yeah that being Christian is fine
I'm a Christian I'm a Catholic Christian man
Yeah
I followed the Pope
Are you though?
Yes I follow the Pope
I'm not like instead of anconist who will want to undo the pope.
No, I understand you might not agree with the Pope, but I just don't know what kind of system we can build, by the way.
If we're going to say the Pope is the guy's right hand man, I don't know, but if we disagree with him, what about that?
Like, what?
Shouldn't that make you agree with?
Shouldn't that change your mind at all?
I love how the Pope, we talked about his last week, didn't we?
How the Pope has no persuasive power whatsoever.
If he doesn't say something you agree with, he's wrong.
he must be a demon
right no I'm not saying I agree with what the Pope said on a secular level right
or on a logical level with the immigrants I mean I do think compassion
I think you should very least open your eyes that maybe this immigration situation
should be handled at least a little more appearance of compassion
I don't have I don't know what's wrong with the appearance of compassion sometimes
I don't what's wrong with just maybe maybe taking it down a notch and still getting
the job done whatever right like they're not supposed
supposed to be, like, you know, religion, people have had their issues with organized religion
over the years.
But one thing that's never struck me as particularly controversial about it is that, like,
no, we're not just going to, like, be responding knee-jerk to every, like, change in the
political atmosphere.
Right.
Like, we have our principles.
They transcend politics.
So you're saying the Pope shut his mouth.
I wouldn't disagree with that, but I'm not allowed to say that.
That's not good.
No, I'm saying, like, you know, the Bible, like, there's definitely parts of the Bible that say
stuff about kindness to foreigners or whatever.
Sure.
I don't think Jesus said, like, you know, love each other as I have loved you, unless they're from a different country.
Right.
I mean, I don't think that's what he said.
And then the Catholic Church is an international organization.
Sure.
So, you know, they're not just going to shit all over South America.
I get it if you're saying the Pope's dumb.
I'm just saying you're not allowed to say that.
Whatever.
I mean, I'm just saying, I'm bound by it.
It's either real or it isn't.
Right.
I don't know what to tell you.
I mean, I get what you're saying.
Don't get me wrong.
If it seems like really stupid and crazy, I don't know.
Did we buy it or we did not buy it?
People just don't want to change their team in middle of the game.
Right.
Seems crazy to me.
Yeah, the Pope is like the only person who can be like.
Well, they think the Pope was somehow subverted back in 1958 by St. John Bosco or something.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Right.
A demon gotten.
It's all supposed to have gone wrong at Vatican.
Some kind of capoeira got.
He took a capoeira statue or something.
couple years ago and that's part of the problem he accepted the capoeira spatu or some other
thing or hachimoto or something there's something he accepted it's a statue it's a whole thing
no it's a whole we can do it a speck we and tim talking about them a few months ago it's all
isn't vatican too kind of the cutoff of where a lot no that's that's the whole gimmick yeah
he won't he's not speaking latin anymore that's the problem right i i thought it's okay
you know i i think it's better if people know what you're saying but
whatever uh it's a Chris Pratt yeah he's not Catholic by the way he's not no he's
he's not going to heaven yeah God is real God loves you God wants the best for you
believe that I do so is that church is that all every plaza behind him
I don't know is it maybe
Is this AI?
No, it's real, I think.
What?
God is real.
God loves you.
God wants the best for you.
Believe that.
I do.
Learn to pray.
It's easy and it's so good for your soul.
And finally, nobody is perfect.
People are going to tell you you're perfect just the way you are.
You're not.
you are imperfect
I would stop this
but there's a powerful
yeah so I'm just gonna
I'm gonna say
just in case that might have been cut off
because I you know
who knows this is that the MTV movie awards
they might get nasty and say you can't let
play this we'll see we'll see what he's copyright struck
but you know well you would have such
just in case what we saw there was
Chris Pratt talking about God at the MTV
movie awards
I think it's fine I think people
I think people, look,
I don't think the secular thing has helped
anybody, right?
Oh, the Crusades,
people die.
People get, we didn't stop dying, didn't we?
You know, this whole, we didn't,
we didn't get rid of, oh, well, you know,
well, people died the name of Jesus.
I don't think it's true.
I mean, the Crusades were a couple wars.
A couple.
There's a couple of crusade wars.
A lot of them were about God.
They were about land.
Right.
Most of them about land.
Well, people just, like,
confuse the idea of a, of a,
war being about religion and religion being used as a tool to kind of like
propagandize a war that is just use propagates everything and that's good look we
haven't done well uh not being led right yeah I don't be a sheep sheep seem happier
than us right I mean I it's like I think in the matrix well it's like everyone's like
oh we we chose to see the real world and you're all eating puddles of like goo
you know and cyphers
cyphers a rat you know
John Panes and Leone gets to eat a nice steak
right I think that steak looks nice
I'd rather eat the steak
he's like oh I look I look at the matrix and go
you know oh it's just a bunch of zeros and ones
not a juicy steak I don't care
I agree with them
it's also just like religion if you
if you already have kind of the right instincts
yeah like religion will just make you like less lazy
about them sure
like it's like you know but people will say like
oh, if you need, like, the Bible to tell you not to, like, murder,
then you're just a bad person.
It's, like, fair enough.
I do think that's true, but I think most people are.
But also, it's, like, what if you're a person who actually thinks it's good to, like,
you know, help people?
Right.
But you're just depressed and, like, unmotivated.
Yeah.
Like, it's, like, it's, you know, religion can put people over like that.
You read about the prodigal song, about the son,
about the son he went out and partied and horde, right?
And gambled.
And then he took his father's money.
Give me your money now.
to be like harrison's now
I won't go piss it away
and then he comes crawling back
and he's like I'm back
and he's like I'll just I'll work
the fields now you're my son
go slaughter a calf and the other
son was like
well wait I've been sitting here the whole time
doing the right thing
and you won't even let me slaughter a little calf
we talk about this right it's a famous story
and you go shut your mouth
all right you're always here
I have you whatever I want
this is my son's my real son's back
The son I love is back, right?
Yeah.
And go forward to that calf and feed it to him, you rat son.
And it makes me so mad reading that story in the Bible that inspires me to succeed despite that son.
Right?
So it's like, no, you're the thing about religion.
As long as you say, yes, I believe, you can believe whatever you want.
You can take it however you want.
Every successful person in history has been, except for Stalin, has been religious, right?
And maybe about it's at Tom.
I'm just saying
that you think they're all
true, but no, you're just going to go, yeah,
yeah, yeah. I mean, I believe in
the resurrection. I believe in the
Trinity Church. Right. Right?
And the right hand of God and Jesus and all that,
all that, all that. That being
said, that being said,
you know,
like you don't have to, you don't have to go into details.
You learn a few Bible quotes to get by.
It's okay, right?
You know, John 36, 10, whatever
it is, what's the big one? John 11
22. Right.
Really when I put at football games.
Romans none 940, 930.
And there's so much, there's so much infight and I get it.
Like people believe fundamentally different things.
But it's like the whole like Protestants giving Catholic shit for putting Mary's
pussy on a pedestal.
Hey.
Or like, you know.
But they do.
It's like, and they do.
But it's like, it's also like, is this really the deal breaker that like you're honoring
the mother of God?
Right.
Yeah.
No, also, you know, it's such a.
Protestants are such a, like a shit, like a, hey, we're trying to burn these witches.
We can't be, you know, we don't want them invoking Mary.
Yeah.
It's like, we want to burn witches.
Right.
I'm so sick of this wasp thing of like, you know, oh, no, no.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
Oh, the Catholics with their, with their idols and their, and their smoke, you know, their incense.
Right.
I used to, I used to, I used to wave around the smoke.
And you go, look at what we're doing.
Yeah.
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I said, like, like, ooh.
That's why cool shit be coming out of Catholicism, you know, vampire novels and stuff.
Yes!
Like, it's just a cool aesthetic.
It's a cool goth aesthetic.
What's a better, what's better?
You watch David Simon's The Wire and you go, what's the villain?
Just bureaucracy and apathy and entropy.
Oh, what are we going to do with this?
Or Satan.
Isn't it better that we're fighting Satan and not just, you know, bureaucratic and attitude?
And, and, oh, it's because the police that chief has to follow stats.
And then the mayor's got his own agenda.
How about Satan?
how about we fight Satan for a second
right
right
people
want to make a problem for themselves
people want to be like you know
oh the real problem is
you know there is the
that's the thing
what do you hear when you go into Joe Rowan experience
which I haven't famously
but he loves to talk with these people who go
no actually you can't know anything
these grifters
he's fine
there's a lot of people on that show
And some of these people, you know, he's like, oh, you got to do 10,000 hours to know anything.
Hey, Malcolm Gladwell.
How about you, how many hours you spend in that plane?
Malcolm Gladwell, right?
Or these people who go like, you know, just in general, it's not the only Joe Rose experience,
but these science people in general, they go, you actually can't know anything.
Because the more you know, whatever, this horse shit is, these cycles of, like, you know,
secularality it's all about you know like the the uncertainty principle and shit if you
love you don't show and just cats both things you got in god and Satan in a box and the cat's dead
you know right it's a horseshit I'm just saying like it's just why not have a few years
we need the pendulum needs to swing all right sometimes it's nice when things are going good
you know when you're making money at the casino when you when you when everything's when you're
rolling sevens and fours or whatever it is in craps right when you when you're hitting the jackpots
on the slot machines and you win the poker yeah yeah oh it's all it's all it's all like a
karma and we're all just part of a universe and who knows why people win and lose and I'm not going
to give any of it away because it's all it can you get it and you lose it means nothing it's all
fun when when shit hits the fan
no one wants to hear that
no one wants to hear about how
you know you need to hear the meek will inherit the earth
yeah later
that's what this is about
I mean there's a reason they came up with this
Jesus I mean because it's like it's
it keeps the wheels flowing why don't I have a house
because you're gonna get a big one when you die
that's that's the whole gimmick and we're throwing it away
the same time things are starting to get real dicey with the robots and the AI and then
the earth's getting hot right and the fires start to feel like hell and you go well where's
Jesus he's I mean he's always here remember the footsteps poem for steps yeah I do remember the
footsteps that was called step-foots is that sound right to me footsteps this just me or is that a
creepy story when you're a kid for prince I remember hearing the footprints and the footprints and the
Sand.
Footsteps.
No, yeah, no, it's weird.
Footprints in the sand.
You hear that parable.
Yeah.
When, or it's not even a parable.
It's like a...
It's a poem, someone wrote.
It's a poem.
If you're not familiar with footsteps, it goes that basically, hey, Jesus, you know, I'm here.
I'm walking in the sand, like a bum.
I just lost my house.
My wife thinks I cheated on her.
I didn't cheat on her.
I emotionally cheated.
Maybe you could argue I emotionally cheated, but I have cheated in the past.
and my kids might die and you're not here.
Why aren't you here?
I look down and it's just my footprints the whole time, right?
And I'm very cognizant of that.
How many footprints they have in the sand?
And he goes, hey, hey, dummy, hey dummy.
You see how he's the only one foot of footprints?
Because I'm carrying you.
I'm carrying your ass.
Oh, I didn't realize.
So you're your footprints.
That's so funny because usually the way that the story is told,
It's kind of like in the past tense
It's like I see that there were times
where there were two footprints in the sand
And you were you were with me
But then there were times
Where there was only one pair of footprints
Oh okay
And you know
And Jesus is like
Well those are the times when I carried you
But when the story is being told
In the present tense
It's so much more aggressive
It's like hey I'm carrying your ass
Stupid
Why didn't realize
I didn't realize?
It's like it doesn't
Really, because it feels like I'm the one walking.
Right.
It doesn't seem like it carry me.
It seems like it seems like the worst times of my life.
You think the times you carry me would be the best times.
But I guess you're saying, I don't know.
It's like, it's all a mystery.
See, this is my problem.
Stop asking people what they believe.
As long as they believe.
No one should be able to judge you.
If you accept Jesus Christ, that's it.
And you can just, then you can just in your head, you can do whatever you want.
But I, by the way, I do believe.
You do believe?
I believe.
What are you going to say?
What can you say about it?
I would never say anything.
I mean, I would never, I would never, you know, if you want to.
You'd be silly to say something.
And you wanted to start going to church again.
Yeah.
No, we might.
We might start going to church.
We should.
We really should.
I should get my sins forgiven just in case.
Just in case I, just because I jump off a building.
The only thing is, the only thing is, the only thing,
about Catholicism is that
you know
it's hard to forget just because
like just because I happened to grow up
in it while it was happening.
Yeah. Oh, the scandals.
The scandals. Well, look, I mean, what you did
a lot of scandals. There's a lot of places people can
go. You know, the Catholic
Church built a place where it's like if you
if you did a scandal, we'll say
if you did a scandal, they would send you to an
island where you could, you know,
you could basically undo the scandal.
But now we've come to learn that a lot
of other islands exist. Right.
If you know what I mean.
Yeah.
And so I think these other religions might not be any better.
Unitarian islands.
Sure.
Sure.
You know, yeah, exactly.
You know, uh, zoastrianian islands.
Maybe we should.
I, I would like to check out Calvinism.
Which one?
So I know, I know that there was a contingent of Calvinists.
Didn't they do like the English Civil War?
I'm not sure.
I think that was Calvinian.
I want to live by Tulip.
By Tulip?
What is that?
They go by Tulip.
What is that?
It's like, it's like an acronym for, there's different parts of it, but it basically
it's like, you know, God's, God's will is predetermined.
Like, there are only so many people who will be let into heaven.
There's, like, very little room for.
I don't like his exclusionary thing.
I like a big, a big Jesus accepts you do the right thing.
I don't know, does anyone any good to be like only certain amount of people get in.
Who is that helping?
Well, the idea is that it's so few that it's like you'd be kind of foolish to act like you
were one of them.
Yeah, all right.
So you look.
I think the idea is that like there's very, and there's very little room for repentance.
Like there's kind of like a chosen few who might be able to repent.
You don't want the worst people in the world to have no out.
Right.
You don't want some guy.
Like, look, I've already broached 16 women.
I guess I'm, I guess I'm going to.
It's a very, it's like what it's like some idiot trying to think like some guy who like,
you know, you know, fucked off like two years of high school.
And he starts getting a shit together in June.
junior year, you think he's going to try to get into Harvard?
It ain't going to happen, buddy.
It ain't going to happen.
You're not getting into Harvard.
Now, state school, you know, when I state school, you can get into it.
You can shape up, right?
So you think there should be a lower tier heaven.
I don't think the idea is to make it.
I think we've learned that smug people who think they're going to chosen, you know,
it doesn't help anything.
Cal, these smug Calvinists.
Yeah, but I hate it when a guy,
who spend years butchering innocence then goes like,
oh, I'm repented, I'm a Christian now.
It seems like that wouldn't fly with the Calvinists.
Right, exactly.
But then, you know, so he'll just keep butchering.
Right.
You're not thinking at the end and the outs.
I think like a, I can think like a butcher.
You know, that's my, that's my gift from God.
God allowed me to think like a butchering man with all the hopes and dreams.
so look
I will end on this
is the idea
I don't know
what does Chris Pratt
is about
why he brought up
White's news
I mean
I get good for him
I hope
what do you win the award
for Mario Brothers
I'm not sure
Was it some kind of
Jurassic world thing
Maybe
this guy loves to make
dinosaur movies
I mean
I remember him
from the Parks
Direc show
it was all right
it got old
but apparently
Amy Poller's new show
is very well liked
tends on the ringer
and I like some of their content
so maybe we should try to get on the Amy Poehler show.
Yeah.
Shout out.
Let's do a letter writing campaign.
Put this on the Amy Poll.
Tell her we know Chris Pratt through the church.
She can't question it.
She can't.
What are you going to do?
Look into the church.
No.
You go, oh, one of your church friends.
I mean, you know, I'm just talking about Chris Pratt and probably.
I actually have one of your church friends on my show.
He's got ready to come.
Like, who?
Honestly, that would be, it's kind of a great networking, Sam.
Yeah.
Just started finding out where all.
the for all these people we want to get a get a rub shoulders with yeah
rub elbows with what Scientology is all right they go to church that's why
soundtology exists people were doing that back of the day probably and like we
need to have it we as much as we need to do do whatever we do you know as
Elwhart's point of view they like the idea of like no when I go to a church
there's a tier system and the famous people have their own kind of tier so like you know
there's no implication like hey we're in church together no we're not you're my
servant right when tom cruise goes through his church i mean i don't know i don't know for sure i mean i like
tom cruise you know i think he's a great man i don't question it right that being said these people you
know that as equals right right yeah for sure you know the scientology how me out you i feel
you get quiet when i talk about the talentology church i don't want to piss them off i don't
piss them off i think it's great i think it's great that you know you know like that's that's a
benefit.
Look, when you look at somebody like Tom Cruise,
yeah,
like it's easy to feel like maybe there is something to the Scientology thing.
Sure, he's very good at stunts.
Because he's great at stunts.
Yeah.
He doesn't seem to have a lot of fear in him.
I like,
you know, how about this?
That's a great point, yeah.
But, you know, but then obviously,
yeah, there's also people who end up dead in the bathtub, so.
Well, I don't know who you're referring to and it sounds like they didn't believe.
But it's a great idea to end on.
Stunts, not pranks.
stunts over pranks
that's the way to live your life
that's the way to find peace
in the Middle East and in your heart
no stunts
yes stunts no pranks
right yes stunts no pranks
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