Kump - Ep. 233 John Bolton Indicted | Mr. Beast Bank

Episode Date: October 17, 2025

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Play the server slam open test from October 17th through 19th on PlayStation 5 Xbox Series X-N-S and PC. Welcome to Kump. It is being reported that famous young man, Mr. Beast himself, is starting a financial venture. I don't know if that means a bank, some kind of credit card, but this bodes largely for the population of this country.

I think there's big implications here that, you know, this is the article here, top YouTuber, Mr. Let's scroll down a little bit. Let's see what he's getting at. This is Jimmy, Jimmy the Beast. He's exploring and offering financial services. Now, if you know what that means, that usually means some kind of credit card, some kind of, I don't think it means digital tokens. I think he's trying to get a bank started.

That's my speculation. Some kind of bank slash credit card. And I think it's very exciting because this is now, we are now finally at the opportunity, we have the chance to fully securitize pain and anguish. and fear and stunts and what would you call these Mr. Beast things usually

challenges challenges of some sorts endurance tests degradation you usually like if you don't pay your bills to the bank you'll get degraded

don't get me wrong they'll put your stuff out in the street people look at it and they'll piss and you know all over they're piss and shit on it you go look at what goes that you're a Memento, is that the sweater your mom gave you? Well, I'm taking a big piss, right?

And the sheriff comes and he says, you can't go back inside. That's, but Mr. Beast can put you in some kind of giant contraption, like a giant maze. And you go, hey, you didn't pay your bills on time. You have to go inside this maze with a lion, you know, or some kind of other animal. You know, a camel. Camels, or kangaroo, they're pretty vicious. That does sound kind of preferable to the way a lot of banks work. I mean, because I guess the idea is if you conquer the maze.

Right. And you kill the minotaur in it or whatever. Yeah. Then your debt is gone, right? Well, here's a thing. So, yeah, in America in the past decades, there's been this model where you could screw up and declare bankruptcy and then your life is ruined for a while. but then you can kind of get back on the America round

and still get some equity. You buy something else. You get some equity. You build back up. That's kind of going away. If you don't have credit, credit is now a good credit is really the cost of entry to just like a miserable life.

Like, you know, otherwise you're homeless unless you have like a 750 score. And if you, so you take seven years off, I don't know what you do. Like you have to go live it a halfway half. You better off go, you might as well go get caught shoplifting something big and go to prison for seven years. You know, you better, you better, you better, I don't want to recommend anything horrible, but, you know, crimes with guns tend to get you more time, even if you don't use them. That's a little pro tip.

If you assault, you know, a woman, someone's much smaller than you. Don't do that. Yeah. Don't, I don't recommend that. I don't recommend doing anything. But the point is, Mr. Beast now at least gives you a buy-in. Now you're allowed to like, you know, like, 10 years ago, if I said to you, you know, well, I'll lend you $10 grand, but you got a cut off a finger. You might get a little weird about that.

You might be like, well, what do you mean? I need all my fingers. A little fussy, right? But now when you look at living in a ghost city and you're trying to pay less than $5 grand on. month in rent, you go, do I really need all 10? You know, the thumbs are good. The index I like.

Do we need both pinkies? Do I need to be a fancy man? You know, like, look, you go to war. Everyone is real nice to the man who loses his hand in a war, as long as he gets a robot hand. Not if he has some stupid, like, you know, dead hands, some plant.

What they made out? Plastic and wood? Gross. That's what most people think. I'm fascinated. buy it but when I see a soldier and I say let me see your hand they told me to go to the hell. I thought that we were watching a show is set in the 20s. I forget what it was. Warwick Empire? Right, yeah. Bormorke Empire. And there was a guy with an old-timey kind of like face cover, like plastic face cover. Richard Harrow or something is his character. Yeah.

Chuck Houston plays them. I actually thought it looked pretty good. Yeah, well that's a good look at. It's eerie. It's uncanny to look at. Yes, when you When Martin Scorsese takes the, you know, the young son of a great legacy family like the Eustons, you know, they're a Hollywood royalty, and he pretends to carve his face up in a war, you know, the women like to swoon. But if I show you the relative chuds who come back, who are heroes, but they don't look like Jack Houston, you know? So, I mean, I don't know if they have as much, you know, I don't know if they're getting the pin-up models to be, to say, to hold their door at the bank. they're getting the cops called on them even though they you know they did horrible things for this country

horrible things and you just you just walk past them just because they're sipping lean you know it's disgusting what these women do horrible I'm just thankful but you know look what are we talking about Mr. Beast allows you to buy

back into society and all it takes is dignity you know, you're not going to have any. You know, I don't know why you'd want dignity. What we're building here as a people for the next hundred years, I can't think of anything that's more of a hindrance than dignity. I can't think of anything that holds you back more than integrity, than self-awareness, than not being a hypocrite.

These are all, like, they need to rewrite the Bible. I mean, I get it. If you say to me, well, the Bible is God's written word on earth, I hear you. But if you're one of those people who go, you know, hey, it's actually helpful. Well, that's the thing. You know, it can be relevant or not. If you want these guys, people tell you the Bible can help you in everyday life. If that is going to keep being true, we need to shave some of those commandments.

Because that's not going to get you anywhere. You're going to need to get in the game, as they say. You're going to need, you know, some kind of. I would recommend going to the gym and then, you know, working out your traps. Like, I'm not the guy to ask, but you need to get a personal trainer while you still have, you know, some credit. Waste the less of your credit on a personal trainer and spend it on a trainer who will teach you how to win Mr. Beast type games. Because that's the only way you're going to make anything in the next 20 years. Yeah.

Finance is over, you know. The Federal Reserve is not going to save you anymore. You know, you really need to work out your abs, your core. It's going to be a giant. You need to become like a spider monkey. Yeah. You know, someone who can wiggle out of, into weird spaces. There'll be a giant ball.

Yeah. And you need to stay on top of it. Right. And you're wearing weights. You know, and spikes are going inside you. Things, you know, inanimate objects are going inside every hole. And you need to stay on top of them. of the rotating ball

that you ask your trainer what prepares you for that I'm not the man I won't make it to that next world I'm not going to Valhalla all right this is a dangerous time to be alive

and Mr. Beast is kind of the game warden that's everyone's got a role and you have you have the Zuckerberg's Zuckerberg is kind of aligned with Peter Thiel and they're the data guys and then Sam Altman

and Musk are going to be the AI guys slash rocket chips Jamie Diamond's I don't know I mean the guys who have actual money might not do that well anymore You need a gimmick

And Mr. Bees kind of came Was a surprise He was a content boy But now he's getting himself He's like no no no no Because remember when meta came out Everyone like Facebook is just a play It's the thing where you go

Hey anyone anyone single I'm in Harvard I don't know I don't remember what I posted on Facebook Junk, boomer junk. It's a place for boomer junk. And all of a sudden, it's meta, and they have, like, the metaverse and the stupid, like, you know, and you go inside of the meta glasses, and you talk to the people, and hopefully you're adults. That's what I mean, it's a scary place.

It's very scary, not because anything's realistic, because, like, is this a child? Am I playing, am I playing the free mining game with a child? I don't mean Minecraft. It's some other thing. You go, you put on those glasses, and it's like, play laser mine. And you hear, and you hear, hey. Hey, hey, what am I doing? Hello?

So, yeah, I mean, that kind of can. And in a similar way, Mr. Beast is laying down his spike flag into the culture and say, I'm here to be the bank. And we mean the bank. Because no one's thought about it yet. Crypto was a new thing at one point. And paying money. Payne money is the new money.

Right? Because I thought he was just ripping off SquidGames first and being weird and being a ghoul and having no soul. And I'm like, that's fine. As well as his new. But honestly, today, I'm seeing him with a new light. I'm looking at him like Shaquille O'Neal, the basketball man, who said, I'm sorry, I was not familiar with your game. I'm saying that's a Jimmy the Beast. I'm saying to it because I didn't realize that you were inventing a new money.

Paying money. It's a very exciting time. I'm very afraid. Is all the money going to be basically like prize money from his... No, well, maybe I haven't made it clear. Thank you for pointing it out. Well, I'm envisioning. And again, I don't know.

I didn't... We'll go back in a second when you take a look at the article. Perhaps I should have perused it. But I just got an intuitive vibe off of it. Right. And I'm envisioning a thing, well, no, no, no, you get some cash up front. But, like, when someone gives you money in a form of a credit card, what backs that up? It's the idea that, like, well, if you don't spend, if you don't do the right thing and pay us back when you spend it and you pay us with interest, nice hefty interest, right?

Right. Your credit score drops and you can't get, you can't get anything anymore. And that's effective enough, right? But now Mr. Beast is like, why am I in the, why am I the middleman where people who are in debt, who come into my games to play these games I make, these, these evil games, where people are just, you know, stay inside of a refrigerator. Where does that thing when you stay inside a fridge for a month? There's a lot of, there's a lot of things where it's like you have to be isolated in some container and, like, I somehow keep track of time and know how long you've been in there or something. I don't think that boat's poorly for the future, do you? I think that's fine.

That would be, honestly, that would be a really big thing for Mr. B's personal trainers. Sure. It's just like learn how to be in solitary confinement without going insane. Yeah, learn how to not move and be fine with it. Yeah, but well, so now, like, you know, and people do that, why? Because they can win a big prize, right? A big money prize most of the time. I don't think he's giving away tiaras and horses.

He's giving away cash. So why not? Why not? Cut out the middleman. He goes, yeah, I'll lend just some cash. And then if you don't, if you don't pay me back, well, then you can get in the game. You know, you get in the Mr. Beast. The Mr. Beat, I mean, he has something called the Beast games, right?

Wasn't that a show he made? This man has made it clear. I mean, unless you think the world is such, that a man like Mr. Beast is just successful. and nothing's behind him. That's fine. I can't prove anything, and all I can do is speculate, but have a good intuitive sense, right?

And it's all just speculation. Right. But you go, well, why would they put Mr. Beat? Why would they put Jimmy there? Why would, why would the people who control the world, but Jimmy there? Well, here's why. Now it's all starting to come together, isn't it?

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every week. A lot of people really like it. We discussed on this week's episode some crazy stuff. There were some crazy stuff on there. All sorts of crazy. Last week was Hobo Code. This was darker, more, even darker stuff. So yeah, just getting... Even darker than the Hobocode. So get in the game.

But yeah, so Mr. Beast, I mean, I'm a big fan of his, and he, and I'll say that in court. I'll say that in court when he, when he tries to, you know, take down, do a takedown on me. It's probably not the best thing to do with Talk Smack, because you two probably loves this guy. He's getting hundreds of millions of people to watch his Beast games, you know? Yeah. So that's practical. You need to, you need to protect yourself here, so. I'm just protecting myself.

I'm protecting myself. Well, what do you love about Mr. Beast so much? I love his, I love his smile, I love his charm, and his wit. He hosts us a night show. I love that big smile on those dead eyes. Yeah, I mean, when you, look, if you have a beautiful smile, like Mr. Beast, Jimmy does, Jimmy the Beast. Why, what, you want some, you want some, you want some eyes with a soul distracting you from that smile? That's crazy talk.

Let's take a look at this. Is there anything to look at in this article? Let's see So what we got, the deck The trademark application aligns With a 25 fundraiser pitch deck That outline plans to expand into FinTech, which is view

This is why I do what I do Because doesn't this make sense to anybody. I just give the vibe. I look at the news like a vibe check, Like a vibe coder. The deck provided no time frame For a launch, but company, Yeah, I'm just, look,

all you gotta say is it's not financial advice. This is not the news. I made it all along. and you can say and you can basically and you could do a better job in the news and if I'm wrong I'll go to hell forever but what else is new I can't you know spokesman for mr. beast's real name is Jimmy Donaldson declined to comment I pray I pray to the Lord Gabe the angel Gabriel for the to protect Jimmy Donaldson from from the wickedness and snares of the devil this is a beautiful prayer Thank you

Is that Is We live in his world now Well Michael is the one who usually does that Gabriel's the guy who's the guy who's the spokesperson kind of He's kind of the guy who goes Hey Mary you're pregnant You're preggers

Just want you know that God did it Bye Hey Hey Mary I heard you're pregnant Bye Bye

But yeah So there's that So that story I think it's a I think it's nice. I think it's fun. I mean, there's a lot going on. We can't spend all day talking about Mr. Beast.

Because another big story's happened. A John Bolton story. Remember John Bolton? He was the dean of Hogwarts school or whatever, the wizard man. Let's bring us up. John Bolton. Is there one of the picture on it?

These are just... Let's go. There we go. Look at this. This is John... Honestly, he does seem like you'd be a... It seems like you would be a fun grandpa. He seems like he would feed your candies in your mouth.

He goes, sit in my lap and I'll put candies in your mouth. I'm John Bolton. John Bolton. Probably not, though. He's probably just a blowhard. Well, he's accused of, he's being charged with the espionage act, I believe. He's really reading classified documents at the dinner table. Yeah, it's like, my job is so important.

Right. He's just trying to impress his rat grandchildren who hate him, who think he's a dumbass. they keep tricking them with like i don't know what are those tricks that kids do they go like they go like um is there a newer version of like it's like the wainsworld thing like you know as well says what whatever but you know but i know you meant like like you know switching up his medication or something there was a thing when kids would do i remember i think my age even with my age

or slightly younger i forget but they were like put their hands like near their lap I guess you'd say and then you try to look at it they put a circle with a hand with a some weird thing they would always do

oh yeah in the little circle with the fingers and then they punch you oh they punch you right they do with him constantly I don't know what that's called

slap buddies or whatever it never seemed that clever to me and they always seemed to think they would get like they were getting over people but they have to do with John Bolton the grandpa and they would bring their friends over

he would never get wise to it he would make this face he would have his glasses on and he'd look at the circle he'd always look at the circle and he would try to impress them by reading out like you know weapons manifest as they were shipping

in Israel or something well here's what we sent to the Go on Heights this week they're like shut up old man and now he's being charged with the espionage act here's the thing so it's not exactly clear the deal is

the best like sturmised or tell people is so this guy's been around for a while when they brought him in I think as the UN ambassador towards the end of the Iraq war I believe I think

he's already kind of an old hat at that point but they brought him in to like basically browbeat the UN and not even the convinces to go to the war I think it was more like so you guys started you guys told this a bunch of lies he was like shut up France no one cares look at my mustache I don't give a shit about nothing

but then you know just kind of a character and then they brought him Trump brought him back as his natural security advisor at some point I don't think he was the first yeah Michael Flum was the first one I think this guy's towards the middle of his administration and he went you know it didn't work out well there was a friction I guess you know Bolton's a big war hawk you know he's definitely a guy part of the old the old hat the old you know let's start war with everyone kind of administration which Trump didn't used to be into

I'm not saying he's now But it's a little different That was the last time The first go around Trump was like I'm not starting shit I'll bomb a couple guys Like didn't he bomb a couple guys

Like he bombed Like he killed like Soleimani or whatever right Right And then when I read When Syria did something with chemical weapons He like did like a very targeted thing But he didn't go into a whole thing

Yeah exactly And people were like this guy's great Trump is a big you know You ain't a war hawk That's why Bolton don't like him and everyone made the mistake of thinking Trump was out forever everyone thought that Trump was never coming back which I always thought was baffling

like you know they counted them at first and they kept saying like well January 6th never he'll never be president again like what I mean I kind of too I almost took their word for it a little too much like really okay I didn't think this I mean if all the things this was disqualifying right but they removed him from Twitter at that point

I was like, all right, I guess. I mean, I'm not even saying anything it was bad. It was a weird day. And everyone was like, he'll never repress it again. All right. Okay. So it's what you say.

Well, I'm going to go, I'm going to go watch, what will we watch for four years? I forget. What do we do with the Biden? The Biden years are kind of just a big, big, big time jump. I feel like it was a snap from the Avengers.

We're going to go watch them spider babies. Yeah, let's go watch the Spiderverse. 11 times in a row. What was that stupid show we were watching for a second? It was like Spider-Man babies. I mean, I wouldn't have chosen to release that to the public. Yeah, I mean, we watched like half an episode.

We turned it out for like five minutes. It was on, it was on like Disney Plus when we had like, you know, it was like it was a Spider-Man baby show. Right. And me, we watched, it was terrible. To be fair, it was made for literal babies. But yes, we did that. Now, hello, I'm looking to the camera. I watched the baby Spider-Man show.

What are you going to do about it? But yeah, I mean, the point is So John Bolton But you know No one thought he was coming back John Bolton wrote a book where he was just trash talking Trump I think he says He'd been a bunch of stuff like he was like working with Trump

You know what was it like working for Trump I'm bummed I'm John Bolton right now You know it's like working for Trump It was like working for a blender with no lid Crazy it's crazy thing to say You know what I mean like And that really Trump made really Trump really bad excuse me

I get it don't talk shit right I mean because he's back he's back Trump is back in a very big way He's just not He's just people ran their mouths

For like four years I mean Biden got in He's like all these people Who like Trump Or white supremacists And we're not going to do that anymore Oh ho misspoke there didn't you And they had that awful poet

Oh yeah Amanda uh yeah Amanda Bynes or whatever Amanda Gordo and uh and then you know and just like a bunch of there's just a lot of people running their mouth for four years and like Trump got back in

and he's like yeah what'd you think was gonna they tried to put him in jail like 16 times yeah and what you think was gonna happen I mean I mean this is and it's like it seems to be like how Trump succeeds that a lot of things is just pure resentment he'll he'll drive off of his own resentment for years you can understand it I'm not a man you

Like, people, I was asked recently if I believe in demons, and I'm not the biggest believer in demons, but I'm realizing now that we're entering an age of magic. We're entering an age where the tethers of physical reality are not as strong as like emotion. It is an age of spite. We're in an age of pure hate, of revenge, of vengeance. Animus.

Animus. uh just you know uh resentment pride um lies but it's not just lying like but it's just being a fabulous you know it's an age of of of magical thinking i mean i don't want to say that gabriel garcia marquez the uh what would you call him a what was his genre uh magic realism magical realism i've never read the book did you read the thousand years of uh solitude 100 years of solitude 100 years old dude. His famous book, Gabriel Garcia-Marquez. I don't want to say that he would be a Trump supporter.

I mean, he might have been, but I do feel like if I understand magical realism, and I don't, it does kind of, you know, the Trump error is kind of the realization of that, the Joan Didians of the world. Right. You wouldn't, they wouldn't have thought that they're, you know, is he alive, Gabriel Garcia-Marquez? Is he alive? Who knows? No, I think he died.

He probably died. And you know what? If he was alive, he might be surprised and though that his vision of magic was fully realized by Donald J. Trump, the president of the United States. Do you think this is the magic administration? I mean, it's dark magic a lot of the time.

And it's not just Trump, but it's a lot of just pure whims and pure. And back and, I mean, look at all these people. Look at the, like, you know, the AOC. And like, and Katie Porter. These people, no one. no one everyone's unhinged right everyone's no one's sitting there

going on we look at the Democrats don't have a plan to fight Trump and whatever these things are they're all it's all just kind of like chaotic back and forth J.K. Rollins is getting in the mix I mean you know it's just do you understand what I'm saying it's

there are people who are in like these thing tank still and they're writing reports they're going this and this and that and then the statistics no one cares no one's making policy off that you know and like the Trump initiate that? Sure. But, I mean, you also had a man with no brain for four years. Literally, a brain dead man.

It does seem like Trump, like, the second administration. Right. It's like way more of that. People thought the cultural shift was big the first time, but I think it's like way more like complete this time. It's really become an age of just kind of you can be whatever you want to be. Yeah.

It's actually, it's actually in a lot of ways very exciting. I mean, who's to say I'm not, I'm not a wizard. who's to say I'm not a magic man I mean you know you have cancer you know try to fix it on your own just will it will it out of your body you know I mean really truth is like because I mean

what you call true I don't believe that truth is subjective per se I never liked that idea but it is true that what we accepted as true was just horseshit not every time but I mean something was real probably but, you know, but it was kind of arbitrary

what we allowed to be filtered into our minds. Sure. Some of it was based on science. A lot of it was based on M.K. Ultra and the CIA and still is baby. You know, I mean, it's not that much better now, but at least we're a little more, we're a little more hip to it.

You know, that's why we need Mr. Beast. People wouldn't be, if you told some man in the 70s, hey, during stagflation, right? while OPEC was having their what they call that the embargo right when you're embargoing oil and he goes hey you can keep your house

but you have to you have to jump through these literal flaming hoops on a jet ski he would have told you to go this is America what are you talking about now he say where do I sign it's a shift is all I'm saying right people just people

the American dream and they call it a dream because it wasn't real Wasn't real It was it's like the American dream Is a carrot on a stick And he's a carrot He's a carrot, get the carrot, get the carrot And it's Sammy Sammy

You know That's American dream It's all it's all smoking mirrors And then and hogs to Hawkshorned the sweaters What? I'm just, look It's just so John Bolton

Do they deserve this? Probably I think Everyone's guilty something. It's the whole idea of, like, you know, it's like compromise. You know, it's a Russian term. It's like a KGB term or whatever for like, you know, compromising information, right? It's very big in the news the past few years. We know why. But we understand it's like, oh, everyone, it seems like everyone's got, yes, because compromise is the price of admission.

If they don't got nothing on you, they're not giving you nothing. That's a good point, yeah. They would only like include someone they could destroy. Exactly. They don't want to some Goody Two Shoes, some Eagle Scout. Oh, I want my, Mr. Smith goes to Washington. Mr. Smith would have gone to the bottom of the Hudson River. You crazy, Capra? Frank, Frank, Frank fiction, more like it.

Just saying. Oh, hey, you got. You can't find me then you don't get to play. If we can't buy you, you don't get to play the game. That's why Mr. Beast wants a bank. but I want a bank but this shows me quite as many viewers

when I go when I go to the people the Fed and I go hey I want to start a bank they pull me men pull me by my hair will they have left

and they choke me and they drag me out about my choking neck of the Federal Reserve the lobby really I didn't make it past the lobby so it's a different conversation

with the CUM podcast but you know It's a growing concern, you could call it. For sure. Just a tumor inside me. Well, this is like, it's part of a pattern for sure. Like, there's people that, there's other people that he's going after. Yeah.

Who is the other big one? Leticia James or Comey. Comey, right. Right, call me, though. Look, Comey, I had to look it up because I wasn't sure what he did. Because you would think there's versions of the Comey thing. He was ahead of the FBI. he actually opened up the Hillary case

at the last second again with the email server and what she did like, look, why did she have his private server? Well, it didn't do anything wrong, she's just eubris. It definitely seems shady. It's very shady. It's very least like it's just eubris.

And if you weren't doing nothing wrong, it's even dumber. That's what caused you the election. Right. If it did, I mean, also, they say she's going to go to Wisconsin. I'm not that guy. I'm not the guy who knows which states to go to,

or even what states are, right? If she had just, like, if she had just gone to Wisconsin and just held up a giant chunk of... Pussy cheese? This is my favorite thing to eat and just take it up to a big bite out of it. Oh, pussy cheese, pussy cheese. She'd be president right now.

Imagine that. Because they love the pussy hats. They love, the Democrats love this kind of subversion, a female power, right? And Wisconsin loves cheese. I'm not trying to be crude here I'm not trying to be a nasty boy But you imagine it's like her

And who was her Tim Cain Do you ever remember Tim Cain Her running mate? Oh yeah that was a mistake too Excuse me But yeah Was it the mistake? No one even remembers it was a mistake or not

I guess that inherently makes it one But her and Tim Cain and some other And I don't know Dick Russell Who are these people I don't know George Stephanopoulos They're all on a stage in Wisconsin going This is my cheese

My pussy cheese This is my cheese my pussy cheese. And they're all wearing cheese hats. They're all wearing cheese hats going, pussy cheese, pussy cheese. Don't lock up my pussy cheese. Lock her up, you said,

don't lock up my pussy cheese. I could have worked. It could have worked. Are we allowed to say that, are we allowed to say that many times in a row? We'll do, too, we've got some of those hats. We'll see. I think it'll be fine.

YouTube is... You know, if they want to persecute you, they'll find a reason. Well, they'll do anything to keep me from getting a bank. All I want is a bank. If my sins, they'll give me one. But, yeah, like, he's going after a lot of people.

You know, who knows if it's retribution or not? It definitely seems like it. Definitely seems. Right, so Comey, yes. You would think, like, that was actually good for him, but apparently Comey talked some shit later on during the whole. I mean, he helped. initiate the whole rush the gate thing I guess he wouldn't do whatever he wouldn't play ball right

he wanted loyalty and he said I'll give you I'll give you the truth which is also horseship probably if you were in Trump's position who would who would you want to how would you seek retribution who would you seek retribution against are you asking me if I was in his actual position or in my life who would I want to if I had your power if you were in a position to seek retribution against people Against people. Interesting question. Maybe my dad.

I would, you know, the whole egg situation. I mean, I don't feel like I lost, but I feel like it would be nice to put a little bow on that. No one ever thinks to do that with that kind of political power. Just go after their own parents.

Just go after their own parents. You know, they thought seeing the Mission Impossible one, the Brian DePama one, where it's like, you know, um, actually, you know, but he actually does, it resonates with me.

I was going to say, oh, they don't get it, but they did get it. Because there's that scene where Kittrich, the CIA guy or whatever, is talking to Eat and Hunt. And he's like, and his mom and dad, like, or mom and uncle, or his uncle, whatever they are. Whatever his adopted parents are. They're trying to get him to come back in from the cold or whatever. And it's on TV. They got busted for running a drug ring or something.

He's like, you didn't got killed 16 people, my own agents back before I stole from the CIA. I'm a ruthless double agent And you think parading Aunt Barb and Uncle Johnny in front of the law That makes me get to shut the fuck up And it really resonated with me Like you know, like you're like you're going to use your parent Like I mean in that case there's more of a

Well we get it's a nice trip down memory lane It's a great movie But in my case it would be more like I call them up We're like hey let's make a deal If you go off my parents I'll give you the secrets It's a little different My movie's a little more direct I'll give you what you want

If you can go off my parents Frame them Frame them for everything Frame them for crimes, please Yeah, I mean So I would do that I would like to Basically just people who like

You know There's people who I don't even want to say it I don't want to put it into the universe In case something bad I mean I'll never do anything in reality Yeah He's the thing, don't talk about, this is a, this is kind of a trap, I just realized.

Because, like, in reality, nothing's going to happen, but this is the age we live in. If you were to say, like, oh, if I get revenge on anyone who would debate, don't ever answer that. We parents, yeah, everyone parents, for sure, frame my parents, please, it's fine. But other people, what if someone murders that person? Right. And now you're on, you're on the camera going, I would get people with that person if we're calling me a big turd. that girl called me a turd when I asked her the under the sea dance in 16th grade you know and then in the FBI someone just butchers her right not me now she's missing

yeah she's missing under the sea I don't know at best you're in a position where your words could be taken out of context at best I lose a lot of money at best you you come off insensitive to her death yeah at worst that you're a suspect right people think I'm saying it afterwards like you know right I have to make an episode where I'm like, wait, hold on a second. You think this girl was murdered and I went on the air and started saying, I want revenge on her? No, that was the older episode.

But they didn't chop that up and make it out of context. They put it on YouTube shorts. All my hour-long videos on YouTube are going to turn into shorts against me. So is that. So, yeah, be careful. What about you? Who would you do in this situation? There's this, there's this, there's this person.

person. Yeah. And I won't give too many details. Yeah. But I was at a coffee shop one time. Right. And the barista there was a very snooty to me. Yeah.

And I think I'd get her. She was very snooty? Even though there's people who have hurt me worst, she's probably... How is she snooty? Basically, she was getting stuff for her. There was like a little, what do you call it, a cake stand or whatever? Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That had the muffins on it that I wanted. I want The muffins I wanted You know I had ordered it I paid and everything Right You were entitled to

Yeah You're like every day You hold this coffee shop You're like look Look look Those are those muffins I want And one day I'll get them You know

I mean it's nice It's all like it So she had the muffins And I worked in service Just to be clear Like you know It's like I'm out want And like I'm out of service

I'm out of dirt I know But it was this mature muffin. That sounds nice. It was actually very nice. Matches is like a green tea type flavor. Right? Yeah, it's like a green tea.

Okay, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm just the contempt you just had for me. Yeah. Yeah, you fat idiot. It's like green tea. Jesus. And, you know, it was taken a minute for whatever reason.

Sure. I didn't care. Right. But I was just like, I kind of wanted the muffin. Yeah. And so I just picked up the lid and just grabbed a, the muffin from the side. Oh, yeah.

It's a little for a pause, I guess. But I was like, it's, you know. It was right there. It wasn't in the middle. It wasn't in the middle. It wasn't in the middle. It was on the side.

Let me ask you, when she was dealing with the muffins, did she have tongs? I don't think, I don't think they used tongs. Okay, so she would use her dirty, filthy hands. Yeah, she would have used her stinking hands anyway. I'm going to go out and I'm here and take my wife's side.

That was about the turn. And she looked at me like I was a total slob. It was like, it was like, for next time, don't touch those. Oh, I would have just bitten half the muffin and just throwing back in. Go get it for me. Go get it for me, pig. Hey, trouble pig, go get my muffin. There is no next time.

This is this next time. This is the only time. Now we're in hell together. But you really said it with a sour. Yeah. A sour little face. I would give, I would, I would say with a sour. sour ass. I would have

shit my pants right there. But, yeah. And I know there's worse people. Yeah. There's worse people. There's people who deserve it more. No, like, Hitler has, you know, he wasn't a good guy. You know, this is not the Daryl Cooper. He's not the Daryl Cooper show. We're not like, oh, Hitler. Like, you know, he was better than than Churchill.

That's not what we're doing. That being said, you know, so don't get it twisted. Don't be like Lucy thinks that Hitler is better than the, you know. this barista. I didn't say anything about Hitler. I know. I'm making it clear. I don't want to be very clear. Because I wouldn't use it against him.

He's already dead. Right. That's what I'm saying. If you use your powers against Hitler when he's already dead, you're just virtue signaling. Exactly. Stop going on about how much you hate.

We all get, yeah, you hate Hitler. Oh, what a good man you are. I mean, maybe there are those Republican boys. Oh, you're better than those Republican boys. Yeah. We'll get to them in a minute. But, but yeah. Oh, right.

Yeah, the Republican boys. Republican boys. But, uh, right. People have been calling them ugly and I, and maybe most of them are, but they're not all terrible. All right. We know, but Lucy and I just want to be fair to them. You have a tendency to like, see the good and evil men.

Um, in general, I feel like. Yeah. I feel like, I mean, I'm not saying me. I mean, I'm not sure what that says about me. Maybe, maybe I'm a bad man. But, uh, but yeah, you, you, you're bad man. I'm a bad boy. Um, but I'm not one of these boys.

Let's just go to that, I guess. Uh, yeah. Bring this up. The White House boys, where they are. They did a, a crazy job on this one. So, the Young Republic, right? We should even put these up, but we're going to, we have to blank these. I don't know.

Uh, what, I mean, whether you're giving nationals too much credit and expecting the expletive, to be honest. Uh, I'm ready to watch people burn now. I mean, it's spicy talk. If I go to the zoo if I wanted to watch monkey play ball. I mean, but what's the context? I mean, I can see it being racist, but there's definitely a race.

This one just says it was rape. That seems progressive. That could be a, that could be a, me too. But he just, maybe, maybe he's just holding an interracial couple. Yeah. You know, I don't know.

Like, in that case, it may he's, you know, it can be they're getting a lot of flack for this apparently someone so I think we didn't quite set the table on this for people who don't know not everyone's his hip to the news as us

but this is a bunch of young Republican leaders of like young Republican clubs I guess and like some staffers involved in this right younger staffers typically I don't think Tom Delay was part of this was he Republican I forget I don't think Mitch McConnell

was caught up in this text chain But whatever Someone Do you know about the story Like the extortion element of it Some guy kind of leaked it Oh I didn't know the extortion element Next story

There was some guy I don't know if it was extortioner But there was a whistleblower guy Who kind of he came to Someone with terms He was like hey I want you to I don't know Do something or release this

And then they get released it So that's something And it's causing quite to stir? What do you? I don't really I mean, look, it's it's just a bunch of people being racist. People are racist now. Yeah. I don't think people got the memo. It's like in the mind, and I've made it clear, I don't really care. And if you want me to

I mean, I don't, I don't think it's done any good caring a lot about who's racist or not. I think it's actually made the country worse, uh, off in a lot of ways. and honestly, if you look at the people who care the most about racism it's a problem even if you don't even if you think everything's great now because you love Trump

and you love what he's doing and you don't care about Epstein for instance, you know, you're just hitting all the boxes for you and that's one thing because a lot of people who supported Trump are mad about certain elements of it. It's not the most uniform

But if you're someone who's like, you know, this is a problem, well, you know, you can argue that some of the whining about things or just the histrionics about things led to this situation. You played into his hand and the hands of these people by wringing your hands about everything. If everything's a crisis, if everything's a problem, everything's racist, if everything's a big, big deal, then nothing's a big deal. Nothing's a big deal And, you know, I'm just, I mean, Do you see where I'm going with this? I see where you're coming from And, like, I think one of the things

that annoys me when stuff like this gets leaked Is, I'm not saying that there's like a context That could fully justify any of this. Right. But, like, sometimes the context matters, like, insofar as, like, is this person making a joke? Right. Are they saying this about, like, their friend

or are they saying it about some gay political opponent? Like, you know, it's like, that stuff kind of matters. Oh, sure. So, it's like, you know, it doesn't matter maybe fully. Like, it still, it probably still says something about, like, their character, but, you know. Right. And I'm not clear. You're just showing me a bunch of random messages and asking me to make sense of it.

Some of them in isolation, you can figure out what they are, but like. Right. And to be clear, I'm not having it honing. I'm not, I can see someone, you know, people disingenuously interpreting what the way I'm saying is going on, oh, you're not taking a stand. No, no, I'm actually. making a very positive sense that the act of giving a shit too much about this kind of stuff is why you lost

it's why you're not getting what you want it's uh shut up right just shut up about it but I mean this stuff you have to admit like it can be effective even if it's it's unaffective in the long term which I think you're right about like it can kind of like

take the wind out of one person's sales or something like it if you force a couple of people to apologize. They get attacked by their own side. Look, no one ever asked me in my opinion and no one ever, I've been right a lot and no one ever gives me many kudos. No one

never comes back to me and says, look how dapper you were two years ago. Mm-hmm. You know, maybe. But that's my take. My take is shut up. Cares. I'm not endorsing or not. Are you endorsed this? You condemn it? What am I a fucking judge?

It's a bunch of texts By a bunch of chuds, whatever Like, they're a bunch of young Republicans Or, I mean, any staff or whatever I don't give a shit Who are these people? I don't give a shit of any of this You know?

Like, I mean, you've never There's plenty of shit to be really upset about Like, where are those files? Yeah. What happened on the island? Oh, I'm sorry, I thought there was an island. You know? Right.

An Epstein, you know. was it called? No, it's called Little St. James, right? In my head, I always think of it was Epstein Island, like on the map. Did you rename it? Mr. Epstein Island. It should be renamed to Mr. Epstein Island. You should not, I don't like the idea of like 50 years from now, people are forgetting and then some, like, some poor schmuck accidentally bought, you know, Mr. Epstein's Island. And he's trying to have like a...

It's haunted. Yeah, it's haunted as hell. It's fucking super haunted. You know ghosts are real. I think he's terrible. You know, I know that not a bunch of people like the people didn't die there. Right.

But if you're the ghost of a person who is killed to cover up a scandal that happened on an island, I think it's only fair that you haunt the island. There's enough trauma and pain on that island in the form of phantoms to fund an entire bank on its own. You know, the Bank of the Bank of Epstein, You think, what's that what you call it?

No, that's just the ghost money. And it's like, you know, it's like, it competes with Jimmy Donaldson's bank. I don't think Jimmy Donald, I mean, I have no reason I think he was wrapped up in that. He has his own thing. Jimmy Donaldson is cleaner. I mean, you, we talk about how he saw it's so bad, the Mr. Beast bank. But, I mean, it's just how generic trauma. Oh, my kids got cancer.

Oh, it was a fire. We didn't have insurance. I lost my job generic trauma right that leads people into these games right but it's not like

I mean it's like it's possible some people are victims of darker forces but it's not like you know you know but what we're talking about on the upstein island it's a different kind of bank

you know just levels of this shit uh okay so this is more in context I guess this is this is actually just the trap I'm not going to put it up on the screen just in case I try to use it against me Everyone that votes know is going to the gas chamber

And everyone that endorsed But then votes for us is going to the gas chamber There's nerd shit Yeah Well they said gas chamber Oh right, whatever As if it's the only time gas chambers were made I mean was it?

I don't know Well, when do we start bullying dude I mean one of the people in this group literally Like you know They look like they look They look like a stereotypical, like, trans groomer or something. Transgrumer? One of them actually looks like...

I think what looks like... I think what loses is getting in there. These, you know, it's a lot of people who... These aren't the guys, like, they aren't the cool, like, the, the preppy frats from animal house, you know? They're like, they're weird, like, ugly guys, a lot of them. You know, unattractive men. not the sharpest is that them there

Lucy's looking for it they're trying to wipe us off the internet because it's not nice to call it yeah Lucy's you know Lucy Lucy means business no I'm kidding no I mean they're look it's

it's it's reeks of desperation I'd like to know why they had a bunch of people come to the White House with binders and they go this is the Epstein files but it was empty and oh we talk about that a lot before

it come I know we did but you know it's oh here we go so these are the men oh yeah these are the men that are going to bully this is the one I was talking about oh no of them are great none of these guys are like

people who would you accept bullying from you know like I'm your bully now I'm like no you know but whatever they're all men just men trying to be men it's like whatever

like what am I going to do with all this what you want from me what do people want um I just don't care I don't have the proper things on my chart here what we have another topic move on to because I have it says William

Shatner tweet that's almost very old um different topic I'm saying let's see about this oh so what is this so Trump is Z everyone's like oh Trump's doing all this stuff

and people don't lie in the immigrationist and now he's lowering the price of IVF that's nice right yeah I want to buy a bunch of IVF what is it IVF drugs so is IVF drug what I thought IVF drugs in retro fertilization right I thought it was more of a process than a dry I know they suck your come out and then they put it into a into a into a into an egg right they try they use it like a serrate like a prank syringe when we talked about it last week with a guy was syringe to do the prank imagine if he was doing that with IVF right like you're sitting there you're sitting there at Starbucks you're sitting there you know someplace like that and a guy just shoots you with a needle

instead of saying age congratulations now you have IVF you know it's a wild time so what is this story about um so he wants his lower drug prices to make IVF treatment more affordable basically why he wants you know they want to encourage IVF yeah you know to get people making families and stuff right because they want they want to encourage it is interesting so they want to I don't know if the thing that was like you know holding people back from having families per se was the price of IVF

it might have been the fact that you allow you know an army of Chinese billionaires to occupy a city without being here and then and therefore raise the rent to 10 grand a month for a guy in a studio apartment right it's hard to make a baby in that apartment isn't it it could be that you know you've you not just Trump you know and none of these things are just Trump but the government in general and the forces that control us have been uh let's just say neutering the labor movement, as we can call it. Unions are good for people. If you don't, look, cop unions and public sector unions,

they're still probably good. You used to be, here's the thing. Those are fine. The cops make a bunch of money. You know, the problem is there used to be unions for everyone. Most people. Well, elders are in a union. Plumbers were in a union.

Everyone's a fucking union. Everyone's getting paid. You know, carmen, guys who build cars for Toyota or the Ford, auto workers. We're in the fucking union, right? Everyone's got a decent job, and they're paying their taxes, right? It's all going, and then so, yeah, paying the cops good money. Who cares?

It's good tax base. Everyone's getting fun. We got rid of the mafia. We got rid of all these jobs. All these jobs went overseas. There's no leverage. Part of these immigration problems is like, you know, we'll move the chicken. plants out into the fucking rural area

they used to be these a big cut up meat in the middle of the city excuse me a second these meat processing plants used to be in like cities urban areas they moved them out in the middle of nowhere so they could shove a leave illegal immigrants in them and make them work in like 16

inches of fucking blood in the floor and they had breathed feathers all day terrible it's not good for them either stuck down uppers Yes. To make it through your 18-hour ship. I love you.

Tell me where they get them. Please. I could use some. But the point is, you know, I'm just saying, it's like, you know, and so they butcher all union right to work.

Unions are ruined everything. You know, they don't. Stop, unless you were like a fat cat. And yeah, they probably do for you, maybe. You can make a lot more money

about unions. They're not perfect. But look where we are now. This isn't better. People can't afford. to have dumb babies. You want dumb babies give people money

and jobs. And then let them buy a house. Stop having Larry think by all the goddamn houses. Some of them blackstone by all the houses. My only issue with IVF is that it seems cold. The process seems very cold. I feel like the sperm and the egg would probably both be too cold during it.

It's supposed to be a warm environment. where an egg gets fertilized. Look, that baby's, it might be for the best. That baby's going to have to, you know, take a loan out from Mr. Beast one day. I'd like to, I wish there was a way to just have, like, a hot house. Okay.

Full eggs. You want, like, a big song, a big, like a black snake moan kind of thing. Mm-hmm. At a party, at the end of black snake moan, when he's playing the guitar, everyone's sweating. It's all sexy, right?

Yeah. And I'll shoot a mother, the blues. You want a ha-ha-ha-hav-blue party. I wanted to be a little bit more like I thought it was trash Sorry It was

It should have been that The Hot House Blues party was IVF It's a hot take I'm sorry Hot take for a hot house I'm going I think that we should do it so that there You can have a little

Little hot house Yeah And the baby goes from being an egg Yeah To a to a a flesh sack, kind of a Kronenberg flesh sack. Yeah. And then to a baby.

I like it. It just all happens in the hot house. It should be like growing flowers. Right. You're a little Kronenberg. It's a little Kronenberg baby. It's burning, melting. I want to be able to pluck a baby off of a stem.

Yeah. I agree. I think it's a nice idea. I think it's an enjoyable thing. And I think, but I do think that some people, you know, could use IVF. And it's nice for them to be able to afford it. But still, but also, if we're going to subsidize IBF as a country, maybe take Lucy's idea in the hot house that shit.

Yeah. Maybe that, you know, it's probably good for everyone. You know, the baby will have plenty of time to feel the cold, feel the cold touch of finance. And needles. Yeah, needles. But, you know, give it some love inside of a, could you also cure meat in this hot house? Kill two birds and three stones I don't see why not

I'd love that you make some Bastrami in there some fucking nice Some nice smoked bacon Love that Every man you know how smoked baking Cure meat Drive a big truck Every man should know how to do wizard shit

You know a light Touch of you know Some kind of magic spells Potions You should be you should be Adept at many things as Richard Heinlein said you know you should be able to be a wizard and a plumber

he said something like that he needs the guy who are starship troopers oh really yeah I read one of us I read some book where like people take over Mars wasn't that great or the moon the moon's the mistress or some shit oh the moon is a harsh mistress yeah I read that shit it was fine there's a lot of you know

this guy this guy had it weirdly devolved into like this polygamy thing at one point like the guy one of the guy one the guy who was part of his crew was like he was part of his polygamy family or something and it didn't seem to be really the plot but they became a

they tried to do a scandal with them yeah whatever but yeah overall good book I like your idea about a hot house thank you I think that's what's gonna happen if I become the president which I will so anyway

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