Kump - Ep. 236 City of Zohran

Episode Date: November 7, 2025

Ray and Lucie discuss Zohran's win as Mayor, Wild Dogs roaming the city, a lucky teacher shot by student, and much more.🎧 Subscribe on Patreon for bonus episodes every week:⁠⁠patreon.com/raykump

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Welcome to Kump. Zora Mandami has won the New York City mayoral election. We are now living in a socialist state, in the socialist city, the socialist Apple, if you will. How does it feel? Feels, just wildness in the streets. There's, I smell burning garbage. I smell all sorts of. meat, rotting.

But that's normal for me. There's dogs roaming wild. And we have a story which plays into that. But I mean, you know, it doesn't surprise me that dogs are being hunted by the police because I see random wild dogs roaming the streets at all times, kids without parents, parents at brunch. And it's just sickening. it's just saying I mean

nothing worse than brunch you know why don't you get a job like a real job where you lift heavy metal and rocks and also you know while we're here you know I usually do a little later why don't you like and subscribe to the show please you know people say why you know

you take it too easy for people you got to do a call to action right I try to be laid back and go hey you subscribe to the show like and subscribe and also hit the notification bell, right? And you go, and you mention the Patreon, you go, I always say it's a good deal, right?

It's five bucks a month and you get an extra episode every week. So it's four, you know, every, every, every, every, every, every, every week. I don't count with the weeks. It's every week. You're rich in episodes. You're rich in episodes. But, you know, people say, you know, I'm too coy about it. So I'll just say, I need the money.

I need it. I really need the money. So if you have the money, you get. something in return but I'm not a wealthy man I need the money all right I didn't realize that that's what they meant I know they meant like you need to you need to make them feel them feel like they're they're not a man if they don't subscribe oh well I mean I don't I'm not a woman's I'm not good at making men not feel like they're men you know even if I get into a fight we yeah we we we we tag it out we dug it out we we we play we play poker

together. Yeah. You know, I get to fight with a man. I play poker with him afterwards.

And it's all good. I don't care what he does to me. You know? As long as how badly he brutalizes you.

Yeah, as long it stays in the ring, you know, metaphorically speaking. Don't, don't come back later with a bottle.

That's not, that's not gentlemanly. That's not forgiveness. So, yeah, just whatever. But we need the money for all sorts of reasons to live our lives.

And I just, I'm, I'm here, I'm, I'm hurst, what's the word, I'm on my knees, begging, like a beggar. I'm a beggar. Take a look at me now. Take a look at, look at your wounded king. Look at your prostrate king. Oh, man, welcome to the comp.

So as you said, dogs, dogs are being executed. They're all over the place. I don't know why this. Because they're Haram now, I guess. Now that Zoran is mayor Dogs are illegal Is that true? The Muslims not like dogs Yeah I've heard in Pakistan

That dogs are no no go They have a thousand year rivalry Really with dogs Yeah I mean I don't want to get into a whole thing here We feel like you know Should be rivalry of Christians I thought was the thing not with dogs

Like Muslims No we're Christians No we're all talking about the crusades and they're like, no, we're fighting with dogs. The Christians are just a pawn and the dog's plan. Yeah, I mean, cats go back to at least ancient Egypt. Ancient Egyptians loved cats. Oh, yeah.

They would lay with them. I don't mean sex, but they would lay down, cuddle, I think, right? They would let them roam around their ancient cities, their lovely commodes, right? Yeah, it's kind of crazy to think. that an Egyptian pharaoh knows what it's like to give their cat a little squeeze they'd have it run away from them

yeah he's like oh this cat oh you can't do you think you would get mad I mean a pharaoh is a god in their eyes not my eyes if I had made that Pharaoh I'd be like it's up bro and like well he's a god like not me

my gods are like you know visible invisible things you know we don't make men gods. That's kind of our thing. I mean, Jesus, kind of. He was, you know, he only less like 33 years famously. And then we got we got, because you can't have a, you can't

have a God, like, I'm not trying to slag off Egypt here. There's not the anti-Egypt as a way, because Zoron's not Egyptian. I was going to say that's the way of going against Zoron. We're not skewing anti, because I'm talking about, you know, I don't think that current people in Egypt loved

because they weren't Muslim back then. Right? Right. You know, Egypt was Muslim. them now. So they probably don't love it. Like, you know, I mean, like, it's like, common, no one hates, um, the emperor of China more than Mao Satang. He's dead, but I mean, you know, back then, right? Like, communist China's not like, look how, like, they're not glazing the old emperors. Mm-hmm.

They're not glazing Confucius, right? Right. In the same way, you know, like, they probably would like, you know, endorse me, like, you know, because you know who likes the old king? People who are trying to overthrow the current king. From outside, the businessmen, like, hey, like Iran, everyone's always told, you know, they were trying to win the whole other thing of Israel and Iran was going on a few months ago. They were trying to get the Shah's kid back in Pat. They're Shah.

What, dude? The Shah. So, you know, whatever. Don't get it twisted. My point is, but so if I saw a Pharaoh, you know, I would just, I would kind of clown them. Like, why are you wearing mascara, bro? I mean, look, I mean, I guess he'd also have a bunch of guards, and they'd be like, you know, they'd be ready to kill me. So maybe I'd modulate how tough I was tempted.

I wonder, I wonder how badly you could clown a pharaoh before one of their guards would cut you down. Yeah, I'm guessing that, like, you know, if I made, if I did like your mama joke that was so good, your old mama's so fat, the pyramid fills their ass, you know, just not that good, but he might like it. They might not be familiar with your mama jokes. Um Your mom is so fat When she sits on the pyramid The pyramid says Excuse me

And the guard The guard brings his like weird little knife Sword His art is like the big spear With the arc of the end of it I remember seeing in Starc In that movie Stargate Which is kind of Egypt

Remember the premise of Stargate Stargate was a movie About James Spader And Kurt Russell was like an army captain Whose son shot himself with his gun, I think. I think his son, like, found his gun and shot himself. Right.

And so he just sits on the son's bed with a gun ready to kill you to do himself in. Honestly, one of the most impactful opening scenes I've ever seen in anything. Right. And then, like, the Army Colonel, whatever comes in and goes, we need you. I'm like, wait, we were that guy in? I mean, if I'm the general in charge of me, what do you mean, that guy, where'd you find him? Oh, where was he? What was he drowning his sorrows at the bar?

this dead son R-I-B No, he was sitting on the son's bed With the gun he shot himself with He was holding the gun And looking like he was about to do it too He's the best in the game I mean, like wait a minute I mean, the bar is one thing

You know, having a few beers I mean, if you told me he was drinking hard liquor I'd be a little like You know I enjoy whiskey but I'm not in the military I'm just saying You know But being that, like, that close to the edge, you know, we need this guy for Egypt space adventures.

Seems crazy. But whatever. They bring him on. James Spader is an Egyptologist. They find an alien gate. He does the hieroglyphics. It opens up a little whirlpool, like a hot tub, right? In a vertical hot tub, and they walk through it, and they're in ancient Egypt.

And, yeah, I think the idea is that this is actually the people who made the pyramids. You know, they colonize Egypt. Right. You would think that those people would think of build a Stargate would be able to colonize it with like electricity, but whatever. I digress. It screws up the whole like, you know, a static that they were going for. Yeah, you can't have plugs everywhere. That's the thing about everything before electricity is you never had to deal with plugs.

Plugs, like there's nothing worse looking than wires. You have to be so good with wires. Like I know rich people. I go to their apartment sometimes. Certain rich people. not who you think even I know a lot of rich people and some are messy

some have better tighter what you call it fit you know I mean like where there's wires you know you need to like everything is where everything is covered by something kind of squishy

and colorful and what I'm saying is like no here's the thing you can't do when you're rich you can't just plug something in you have to have a guy carve into your wall

with a with a car with a drywall knife and then like make it make a canal for the wires and then like cut and then patch it back up so it looks like it's just there's no wires anywhere you know behind our TV is a spaghetti ball full of electric electrical wires

you know PS5 switch DVD you know blue ray player you want you know these people also like that and they don't do that we don't need a P we're way you put the PS5 we don't we're not we're not civilized we don't play that shit yeah we have like we have one essential oils diffuser that we plug in

that goes into the wall I'm not not a plug into the wall you know what I mean anyway what am I describing here a man so the point about dogs in ancient Egypt they had cats and dogs roam the streets

yeah we have a story about that that's that was your cue what we have here NYPD officer shoots kills dog running loose in Queens so we have this this is that was all 10 minutes set up for this story

we're trying to do new things in this show we're setting up stories so you thought it was just something to happen in Egypt but it's happened in New York wild dogs roaming the streets that's right and this looks like a this looks like a Jack Russell

Terry or something it looks like it Eddie from Frazier it's a cute dog. Yeah, it looks domesticated, honestly. It doesn't look like it would be rabid. You were saying something about dogs before. Would you like to repeat it? Well, honestly, like, like I can as horrible as the sad. No, not we're looking at this any dog. It's a little drag Russell Terrier. It's pretty cute. It's not Yeah, but what did you say? It's probably not just to have shot this dog. But

you know, sometimes I do, you just see a person arrogantly walking. Right. With some little poodle off a lead. Oh, it was a poodle you were done i assumed you were talking about a rot well i mean honestly sometimes but pit bull yeah yeah i once had to take another like path to work

just because there were two um lone like giant pit bulls beefy pit bulls yeah walking in tandem like a couple down the street really no owner wow wow but like but uh do they like approach you they clock you

uh they haven't clocked me at okay but uh I stealthed. I stealthed my way around them. You're thinking about your solid? Yeah. All right. But there is like a, but sometimes you see like somebody with a more innocuous dog even,

a little poodle or something. Sure. Off a leash. Right. And they're just strolling around like they're living in utopia. Right. And it's like part of you want something to happen to the dog just so that the owner gets karma. I would prefer if they got hit by a car.

If the dog, I would like it for the dog to run. out and they go no dog and then someone a guy like Newber eats bicyclist who's on a sidewalk just nails them and their life is paralyzed I mean that is the thing though the thing about life

is like it there's no better yeah that would be that would actually be good for them which I'll get to that a minute though that's part of my new life plan um let's I guess let's see what happened with this you know maybe maybe it's like a

mile and notice kind of thing where like the dog was trying to get home oh maybe yeah maybe let's see what happened here uh an NYPD officer shot and killed a dog while responding to a scene with several loose dogs okay so there were a bunch of dogs yeah it's like that movie would uh with who was in it with the it came out like a few years ago i think who's the big guy Kevin Hart was he in it right yeah was the dogs like he's called my dog something it's called bow wow wow wow the boys you know star's snoop dog and and james Dame Judy snatch. Yeah, Seth Rogen as a, as a

weed smoking dog. There's a very good movie we came up with in the patrons from the last year. It was called, and it was a Dame Judy Snatch, what it was called? Yeah, or Dame Judy Stench? I think it was, that would be the clever thing, but that was a thing. It's about a billionaire, I mean,

it's a long bit we did. There was a long idea, but it was about a billionaire who like it was like what would she do it for the money i think she she died recently she might have died which you know i should have brought this up i should have clipped it for that she'll no no she's not oh good we should try to get her on the show but whatever that means that that means that dame judy snatch could still happen yeah i'd love to be again we need the money that money will go not i'm not going to lie it'll go straight to that but if i have that If I can pay certain bills, then I can make that, maybe I can make that happen in a separate thing.

But don't you dare try to bring accountants, forensic accountants years from now ago? You said you get the Snatch movie. No idea. Now we have more leverage than ever. Because now AI actors are taking over the scene. Yeah, who do you think you are, Judy Snatch, James Ditch? They got a hot young brunette who's about to star in all the movies. She never ages.

Oh, that girl, yeah. What's her name again? Ah, yeah, I forget her name. Alabe. Alibet, Alibay, Alibay, Alibay, Bo. Listen to me, Dench. Alibay, Bo, the AI bitch, is going to take everything. And no one needs your ass, all right?

You smell bad. I mean, I don't think. I've never met a famous older person. Have you? Like a famous older person. You mean somebody, an older person who just became famous? No, I mean, a person who's been famous well, well into their, into the twilight years. I'm trying to think.

I never met Michael Cain, for instance. I once saw Mickey Rooney. Really? Yeah. Where? At the Hollywood Bowl. The Hollywood Bowl? Yeah.

In L.A.? Yeah. Oh, you were a kid? Yeah. Interesting. I was visiting at Anna and I went to see a concert. Bidsummer Night's Dream at the Hollywood. Oh, okay.

Well, yeah. All right. I mean, yes. All right. Up close and personal, because in my experience, they smell like piss and they smell like shit. I'm just saying. I didn't always. know what that's what that smell was but now I know because I worked in the morgue and I'm a man

you know um you think you know what shit smells like but I mean like I remember you know being at the morgue for a few weeks right a month and uh my friend I was at my friend's apartment and he had a dog and you know I'm like what this I remember thinking it smells kind of like work right now and his dog is actually shit like where it shouldn't have inside it was kind of new dog he's like no you shit here you shouldn't have done it whatever the point is uh i got like oh it clicked like i what i'm smelling it because you're cutting people open you're cutting people open and inside their body is like a colon it's they call a long intestine for a reason it's days worth their shit i don't i mean unless you unless you die of starvation

you're gonna smell like that i have talked about you know pumping it into the deadly containers and all that stuff milking you're going to call it right are you looking at you're looking like we're I don't like lose audience here. I don't know what to tell you. Point is, whatever. I'm always asking you to talk about this stuff. Yeah. But you think that they have that smell on them even before they die?

Old people? Why, but I'd like to be a famous one. Like, is Michael Cain smell? Does he perfume himself all the time? Probably, right? I think the skin starts to take on a different smell. Oh, a skin, I mean, like, the old person's skin bruises up like you wouldn't believe. This might be the kind of thing where, like, you know, I've said a million times, but, like, I remember I was one of the early days in the morgue, I asked a doctor, is this an elder abuse case?

Like, no, old people just bruise, like crazy. Yeah, they do. Yeah. I thought my grandpa was being abused. Probably was. I bet he was. But, yeah, but no, but you're right. Yeah.

Would you sit? You got naked in front of him? Because when he was really, yeah. know, getting on in years. Yeah. This is probably a year out from when he actually died. You take his clothes off? No, but he wasn't fully clothed.

He wasn't in a burqa. Right. There are bars of skin showing. Right. Inconsiderate. If I get old enough, I'm going to burqa my ass. I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what.

I'm going to turn this PC down. You know, keep talking about your leopard skin grandpa. So he was all bruised up. And I like asked the hospital, like, does something happen? happen like does somebody drop him like a little bit accusationally you know hey they don't they speak english okay okay okay means what right anyway dog his dog was shot let's do we do we did we actually get to the story oh so this siberian husky mix is what we're talking about why are they showing a little yeah why are they showing jasper from fraser eddie from fraser

Eddie from Fray. Jasper. I know it was Jasper. Jasper is a son from JFK who's played by Oliver Stone's son. Can I say up, Daddy? No, Jasper. I think you should go to bed. Okay.

Whatever. But I say Siberian Husky, that's a little bit more intimidating. Yeah, I'll say. Oh. What? A Siberian Husky mix named Princess. Well, I mean, you could name a spider princess if you want. How dangerous could Princess have been?

Bite your ass. asshole in half get four assholes you know bifurcated all because you wanted to play uh play pita right look what is your ideal because like you were saying before before we started that you feel like the cities made you kind of hate dogs and you used to love them i used to love them you know um growing up in a little bit more open spaces and stuff right you know like it was because but i think you need like distance. I think you need like more, I think you need wide open spaces to appreciate dogs. You can't be, you can't be stuffed in with dogs. Dude, if you live like, I don't know, because I have friends who have like, you know, their family of upstate, you know, it sounds rich.

And it's kind of, you know, it's not not, I mean, it's not the, they, homeless people don't have to have second houses. I'll grant you that. And I don't have one, I don't have one house. But, you know, um, you know, upstate, like way upstate. You know, like, you're not only on the kind of Delhi. I've been up there. I've known different people have places up their cabins or whatever. It's a nice. People can retire up there. Right. You know, it's like if you have a job, you can put it away.

It's like having a 401K kind of, whatever. I don't know. Why am I always defending me? I do an indoor plumbing. He wasn't rich. Don't get it twisted. Like, such a weird. I always offend myself. Like, hey, just they had a cabin with no electricity.

And I'm like, he wasn't a wealthy man. Like, no one thinks you're wealthy. Um, that's not even me, it's my friends. But, um, no, but my point is, but you live on, you can live like on an acre, three acres, property. You know, people that live on, like, essentially farms up there and, uh, whether they use it or not, right? Right. And then there'll be something where, like, you'll live in a farm area and, like, and at the very least someone will, like, mow their hay and they'll take the hay and they'll take the hay is payment. So you can live on a farm and you can have, you, you can like, oh, dog, go out there.

and shit wherever you want. And, like, those people are Americans. I'm just saying, those people are on Twitter or X, right? Right. Those are the people you're conversing with sometimes. You go, why don't you have dogs? When, like, by dog, we'd have to live in a, like, a 600 square foot apartment or something. That's right.

I mean, do you want a dog in here? It's a different world. It's just a different world. You can take it for a walk, but, I mean, that dog can go running around, chasing butterflies, you know, getting into fights of raccoons, there's a brook, not a nice one. Not when, you're not going to take a, you know,

I'm not going to take a portrait from my novel up there for the back of my novel with me, like, on my foot in the log. It can prance around, get bit by a rabbit dog. It's a, yeah, well, I mean. You get bit by a rabid raccoon. Right. You have to put it down, like, old yellow.

All right, well, you just want, you're just trying to shoot dogs here now. But I'm just saying, like, that's, that's a cycle of life for a dog in a rural setting. Yeah. Like, that's, that's, you know, and I see the value of it. People have such a different conception of animals, is my point.

But in the city, dog will kill you. If you see a dog, it's a problem. It's some guy who got a dog to guard his drugs against, because when you're a drug dealer, you can't call the cops. I'm not saying everyone who has a pit bull to drug dealer. I'm just saying when you're in the game, you can't call the cops because they'll take your stash and put you in jail. Right?

If Omar from the wire, you know, decides to roll up and play sticker boy on you. So I'm saying is like you have a pit bull, you're trained to kill, and worst case, they kill the dog, right? If a dog mall,

if your dog malls some guy who's like trying to break in your apartment, I don't think you go to jail. They'll kill the dog, but like you don't care. This isn't like your little pup. You might grow attached to it. And I think it's terrible.

But I'm not in the game. Famously, I'm not in a drug game. and it's not a Shakespeare that protects too much thing I'm just saying I'm not in part of that business right so what do you want from me how much can I bleed I mean what would be

is that the ideal situation everyone talks about having a gun and shooting a criminal but you shoot a guy in your in your in your driveway it's really clicking for me now and never occurred to me how much a killer dog would be good for someone in the game because you shoot somebody

you can say self-defense but they're going to look around right I mean maybe there's a thing where you go like hey quick get one of the boys and get rid of this you know package I don't mean I don't mean luggage I mean heroin you don't seem to

you what is wrong with but with a dog it's more clear cut yeah the dog did it oh look his guy was trying to break in I got this dog It killed this guy through the asshole Because wild animals like to do that

You know Right I don't know if dogs as much But I know like a tiger or a lion If they have the option They'll bite your ass first Because they want the organs The quickest way of the organs

It's for your asshole Oh yeah We were watching videos of a Komodo dragon Right Earlier I don't know if we did it on the show But it was eating Deer Ass first

Yeah It's the best way It's the best way to get that awful It's such a strange You have to have such a strange mouth to do that it just kind of it just kind of goes the mouth just kind of goes slack yeah and then some force inside of it is just sucking the the dear ass down jeez this is hot this is a crazy way to way to live i'm i'm not even sure is that the tongue doing that is it the tongue slipping it

further and further in gee you get people are going to like skip to this part later on i'm Wow. Tell me more about this, Lucy. Let's read some more of this story. Is there more? I thought we were done. No further details were released, the end. I just wanted to see like why the officer actually shot it. Because he wanted to. Because he's got the power. He just wanted to feel that power in his hands.

Give me the power. Give me the gun I'm in charge Isn't this fun NYPD I should make jingles for you my PD Joining NYPD

The homeless are your toys NYPD All the girls and boys Are afraid of you shooting a dog Whenever you want Isn't this fun Just play with your gun

NYPD dreams are made here mypd eat whenever you feel like it spaghetti is on top at the mypd get a gun that would be the clip for this episode

what we need to make moments I'm actually getting good enough of this where I can become aware during the episode I'll make clips happen like that

that's a bit I manufactured that bit That's great I am AI You know You just think like AI Yeah Absolutely

What else is going So in the related story A woman Got a real nice payday She really I think about this too Can I mention A teacher got a real life

Can I mention a person we know vaguely Sure A person we know And I'm quite jealous of them was hit by a car a few years back and they made I won't say exactly how much but they made a good amount of money and I'm like this person is this person is made out they just that that's the best thing you can do you got mad at me the other day that's how you get over and and that's how

you win you got mad me the other day because we were walking to to well you can say we can walk we we tried to walk to brunch but then you know it's my birthday brunch and then uh but the The nice spot was just taken It was the line out around the block So we took the subway to a back to our neck of the woods To the Roman dog town where we live in And I went to our diner and they were terrible I'll say it

Yeah I mean it's a beautiful birthday It was a thought that comes We did have a nice dinner No we got some nice gifts I just don't want people I just didn't want I don't want people to think that this is the one thing I did for your birth no it's I made the call complete failure I just I get nervous because I said I brought a brunch and I can't people it's true I mean if we were boogey and had a great

brunch then I would admit it yeah but he's reality when I try to do the nice things the universe says go to hell but I'm only I'm only bringing up to say that you know I was darting across the street you got mad at me and like Worst case, I get hit by a car, and we make a bunch of money. Right? You're, you're, look, when you cross the street sometimes, you're like, you're like a daredevil. I move quicker than you would think, right? You, like, you're, because you're usually actually very practical.

Yeah. And, and I think, properly risk averse. Yeah. But for some reason, when you see a blinking walk light, you just want to. Because I want to die. You want to bolt. I want to be dead. that's my

it's like in Gattaca where he's like you know my secret is I never held anything for the way back my my version is you know my secret is I don't want to be a lot

no but that's all preamble to the point here so in the same vein so this teacher got hers a former teacher shot by her 6 year old student

wins a 10 million dollar verdict. God, that's nice. Oh, 10 mil. I mean, honestly, this is, this is the, this is such a, this is a loto. This is the greatest thing that could ever happen to a woman or man. I mean, but she looked, I mean, I don't know if she got shot in the face, but she looks all right. You know, she's no, she's no Margar Robbie, but she's fine.

She's attractive enough. Right. I don't know if she has a man yet, but over 10 million she can get one. Now, for all we know, she's like, you know, if they cut to the wide, the wide angle, she might be paralyzed from the way of standpoint. Yeah, she might be, like, a squid. But assuming she's not. Right.

Assuming there's just, like, you know, there's a bullet wound in her arm or leg somewhere. Can't wear bikinis anymore, like, like, Black Widow. Yeah, like a bikini wouldn't look great. Yeah, because of a giant bullet scar. Worth it. Yeah. It's like, yeah. Imagine turning her a $10 million girl back in because she can't wear bikinis.

Yeah. I need a girl who wear bikinis. I'm wearing the bikini. I don't care. You know? But guys don't just think you're, you know, I shot you. And they'll be afraid of me. Hey, bro, I shoot my own wife.

What do you think I'll do to you? That's great. I mean, I would have you wear middifts, if that was the case. You know? And anytime a guy comes, hey, bro, you're swoon with me. I shot my wife. Wait, and I love her with all my heart. I don't particularly like.

you. What is they going to do? You. A jury in Virginia on Thursday awarded $10 million to a former teacher who was shot by a six-year-old

student and later accused an ex-administrator in a lawsuit of ignoring repeated warnings that the child had a gun. Jesus! I imagine... Wait, wait, that the child

had a gun. But not even that, like, oh, this kid is disturbed. Right. Or he's drawing pictures of a gun. Or, like, he's talking. about how he wants to have a gun really bad.

It's just like, no, no, he has a gun in his hand. No, it's crazier than anything I've ever heard in my life. And the reality is like, I mean, here's the problem. Hold on. Turn this down. The problem, like, you would, look, here's reality. You would, like, report this, or you would get the payout. Like, this is, here's what I'm saying?

If you didn't warn them repeatedly, would they have not given you the money? Would you get, would you be getting a shot just be like, well, what are you going to do? Like, what would the pay out be if he didn't have repeated warnings? And there was a gun, do you see my point? Right, yeah. Like, she's getting shot by a six year old is not enough, maybe. Yeah. I mean, maybe, maybe you get a mill.

Jesus, just a million. If you didn't, if you didn't warn? Wow. Multiple times. If you only warned once, you get a mill. That's so crazy. The jury returned his decision against Ebony Parker, a former assistant principal. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Oh, no. This is against a guy? You're not getting this money, then. I thought it was against a school district. The jury returns district, I mean, unless maybe they get a former assistant principal at Rich Neck Elementary School, Newport News. Oh, God, Newport News. This town again?

I hate this town. I don't remember how long ago it was, but we talked about, Newport News what a dumb name for town that is. Newport News sounds like a like a tabloid news show or something I don't know it always to me it always sounded like idyllic like you're you're going to live in

what's the town in Gilmore Girls Swans Hollow? Stars Hollow. To me it sounds like hey want to go live in your Riley Factor let's go live in the no spin zone Abby's Werner was shot in January 2023 as she sat at her reading table in her first grade classroom she had sought $40 million against Parker

in the lawsuit I mean is this guy rich Parker is his dad like the mayor Well it's Ebony Parker I mean that sounds like a woman Whatever okay I mean Ebony's Ebony means black doesn't it? Yes Well I mean it's used as a black term

It's the keys where is Ebony? It's a black of the black keys on the piano. Right. But it's also a magazine for black people. Right. It's a female black people, I guess, right? It's not for men. No, it's not a men's magazine.

Is Jett for women, too? I'm not sure. We should really get in touch with black culture, but is that still black culture? Is that kind of black culture? I think that's a bit pasté. Yeah, black, I wonder, they probably would be like, yo, my mom, like there be some guys giving you shit. What do you mean, Ebony?

What you mean, Jet? And some guy would be like, you my mom read that shit. Don't be, don't be eating. My grandma's read that shit. Am I wrong here? Am I doing a, is this rape? What am I, my impression is not, it's not accurate enough to whatever?

So there's some generic thing. I'm just, I'm just, you're gonna clam it up here. I think it's fine. I think I'm doing a fine thing. What? What's the problem?

Sworn or just spent nearly two weeks in the hospital for acquiring six surgeries. Two weeks in the hospital. That's nothing. Six surgeries. All right, whatever. They put you under for that.

You get a little ludes or whatever. And does not have full use of her left hand. Well, most people are righties anyway. Yeah. Oh, okay, I got to drive off my right. Boo-ho. A bullet narrowly missed her heart and remains in her chest. Look, if she's getting the money, I ain't complaining.

But if it's the kind of thing where Ebony Parker's got pony up and you get like maybe get a couple hundred grand. over the course I didn't think for I you know I parolegal studies back in college one of the key things you look

the first things you learn you can't get blood from a stone you know right you're not is I know what that means but yeah

don't you know you're suing someone they better have money because no one's giving you the money right no one's giving you that money just telling you man

excuse that what else he got here now do you think that there's any chance this will create a perverse incentive to get shot look you know you know you know that there's a kid in your class

who's a little bit on the edge yeah I'm 100% I'm talking shit so much I want to become a teacher I'm gonna push these kids straight to the edge you don't your parents divorced punk ass What's you got?

Run your pockets, fool. Maybe, maybe your parents would respect you a little bit more if you could, you know. Be a man. Squeeze it. Squeeze it, bitch. Take some action. Yeah. Take that, look at that trigger.

Squeeze it, bitch. You're just putting a gun against the end and pressing it up against your head. Like, what? Tell me, tell me, tell me, I'm a bad teacher. Say it again. Say I have a poopy head again. I mean, what do you, what would drive a child to shoot you, you think? You think that child, like, what's the child witness?

Do you think he just played granddad for a five? Oh, he'll get very mad if you accuse him with that. Here's my thing. I don't think video games cause violence mostly, right? Especially Doom, right? People use accused, like, you know, people try to blame Columbine on Doom. Remember the first person to shoot? The classic game.

the greatest games ever made. It's a big far-fetched, a bit far-fetched. I mean, imagine playing Doom being like, I want to do this in my school. Right. Crazy. But some of these, you know, the younger the kids, those are the high school kids. But a young kid, if he had access to a gun for whatever reason, you know, if they're playing a game like, I mean, I'm just saying, I wouldn't, I wouldn't rule out of that because it sometimes happened. Does it mean you censor games?

No, because it's occasionally, you know, this just chicks getting 10 million, maybe. depends on who has the money but whatever my point is you know you don't run society based on lowest common denominator kid you know on every bad kid the worst shitty kids this kid is a shitty kid can we agree on that by the way

oh yeah this kid fucking sucks fuck this kid I mean I'm glad this chick's getting money but this kid's like one of the worst kids I ever heard of shot a teacher yeah I mean once she was well I mean I don't want to accuse her because she got shot but yeah unless she was doing something

honestly it's even worse if there was no malice if he was just being if he was just being a dumb right yeah what does this do what's I'm saying yeah oh yeah hey no you're a horrible kid I remember like this by my friend his aunt was a cop

I used to go in his pool all the time and we were on his front porch it's so crazy that I think about it I'm pretty sure we were on the front porch and like suburb is a long island right i grew up in deer park and uh it's usually in a suburban area right blocks right and you got stoop that goes up to the you know you're talking about it's a porch yeah it's not some big like queen's porch right so look you a few steps yeah and uh we're on top of it we're all standing there as kids she's a cop and she lets us hold the gun that she says it's not

loaded um and she's like showing us a few things whatever but and I pointed the gun to my brother's head but like not no way but I wasn't going bang bang I just kind of went like I didn't help my hand I don't think I have my hand the trigger and like but she said like she says like well it's not loaded

she's like well and you go I won't say its name but she goes he knows because I taught you know he knows I always let him hold the gun because he he knows gun safety in hindsight like what is going on here and also like why are we in the back yard at least. Why is it like you know, like you're not wearing a cop uniform and if your war it's even worse.

You're not getting a picture here a bunch of, I mean, I was like 10 or something and like the three of us with this woman are just standing on the stoop with a gun and like I point the gun at my brother's head which is like not my fault. Right.

You understand me? Look, it's not your fault but it's it wouldn't be every kid's immediate instant. I didn't do it like with malice. I was kind of moving around with the gun. you see a movie with someone's like I don't point I know not the point of barrel with someone now I'm an adult yeah but like she didn't like give us a thorough like you know thing like you know I also that you said it was unloaded she's like doesn't matter like whatever you know right but yeah you never seen or or have you never

seen or I've been in the presence of a gun before at that point in my life I don't think so yeah what are you a big shot you Who are you judging me? No, I was like nine. The woman sounds pretty weird. Yeah. Yeah. You're judging me.

I was a kid. You think I wanted to kill my brother? What are you getting out here? I'm just saying like my grandparents once let me hold a gun. Yeah. When we were visiting them in Vermont. Uh-huh. And I'm just saying like I was very, I was nervous even holding that thing.

Sure. You know, it was exciting. It was a thrill. Yeah. It was a thrill of pointing at my brother. Yeah. You know, but like, what are you from me? But, like, you know, my point, but why are we going to look at the front lawn?

Like, someone's driving by, you know what I mean? Like, they just see some kid pointing a gun on his brother with some woman. It's crazy. This is insanity when I'm describing to you, and you're like, whatever. It almost sounds like from the way you're describing it, it almost sounds like she was waiting for you to do something like that. Maybe she wanted to reprimand me. So that she could step in and say, well, let me teach you a lesson. Yeah.

But really, she should have taught you all. that before you even picked it up that friend you know by the way when i worked at the jail i didn't i didn't acknowledge him we didn't acknowledge each other he was he was on the other side i was taking his mug shot oh wow that was the kid huh yeah years later i hope he's doing okay what was he in there for i don't want to talk about i don't want to disgrace him oh yeah or whatever you know i hope he's doing okay yeah look i do too it would just be ironic if he was in there for some kind of gun cry no it wasn't a gun yeah avoid the gun this friend

it doesn't know it doesn't it doesn't matter I'm just saying so like that that very smug woman in the same way where like you know I can see how like an older woman can make you feel a certain way very smug he knows gun safety and he

kind of came and he wasn't I don't want to blame him for this but he was kind of like like giving it kind of like me have I do kind of face right yes auntie whatever a bit of a kiss up in that moment it felt like it right

you know it wasn't like I wouldn't call this guy like a rat kiss up in general but in that moment he played into a little bit like yeah

and I remember being like punking me you said it's on loads you know I mean this is you seem I'm putting my heart in the table

and smack it with a hammer and you're going yeah whatever this is this is a foundational myth for me It's real This defined you I mean

You know Brick by brick You get defined by life Look look The woman does seem out of pocket Yeah And quite This all happen on front

I'm not talking about some front lawn Where you're on like County Road 22 right Driving up and down And like there's a bunch of trees I'm talking about like an area Where it's like no one There's just a tree in your front lawn

They ain't covered anything You see every house You know This isn't a rich town The yards aren't huge She seems out of She seems like she handled it in a very silly way. If the mailman was riding by in his weird little cart, right?

He'd be like, what the fuck is going on? This is a great. I mean, if I was driving by this situation, I'd be like, Jesus Christ, I got my cell phone. I'd call the cops. Like, they're already there. What? You know? The cops are in the house.

But I also think you're understating a little bit. Yeah. You're understating how much of you is in that moment. What do you mean? You're acting like, oh, I was just a naive little kid. Yeah. But there is some of your innate aggression in that moment. Look, you don't hold a gun unless you want to shoot someone.

That's minus rule number one, all right? You don't hold a gun unless you plan on killing someone. I'm just, I need gun ice where we're telling you that you don't pick up a gun unless you plan to commit murder. That's just a fact. A gun's not for playing. A gun's for killing. All right? I'm sorry that, like, I'm not some woman cop who doesn't understand that.

In the moment, if a criminal did something to me, I'd shoot him. No problem. Even if he wasn't a criminal, we'll figure it out later. Dog. The fact that you're, you know, no offense, maybe you shouldn't be a cop, Lucy. Maybe not. Do you feel like you'd be a good cop? I think I'd be a good cop in certain situations.

Yeah, like what? You know, like people like to mock, little lady cops. Yeah. Because if there is a big man with an axe, swinging it around, they can't do nothing. Yeah. Except shoot, I guess. Right.

But I, you know, but I think that sometimes little lady cops, they're good for situations where somebody just needs to be talked off an edge. I feel like you can be good at this. I feel like those guns that people make fun of, those little like 22s that you put tiny, that you could like do a thing. You can learn like capoeira. Those are dancing martial arts that seems stupid. but you could like dance you could dance your way you could weave your way into a homeless man

or a guy who's homeless or not I don't want to begrudge the homeless but you know a guy a threatening guy with an axe you can kind of weave your way into his face and shove the gun into his face and shoot him you know I mean like really like you're vicious oh I'll literally like I'll wear streamers yeah like I'll be I'll be a sensational looking oh that'd be great why can't lady cops look hot I mean, they can't. Why can't they dress provocatively? Right. Yeah, they should dress like, um...

Like whores. Right, yeah, like Miss America contestant. Yeah, bikinis. Doing their talent. Imagine like a woman and like a, look, now I'm not saying a thong underwear. It has to be like made of a material, a Kevlar thong. Mm-hmm. Right?

Right. And a Kevlar bra. And this woman, you know, where, and then she's got like the belt with the stuff so hot. and she's shooting people you know and she's not wearing high heels maybe maybe maybe they can be talking about high heel that's like enforced

with Kevlar I think the benefit of female cops is that is that they're they don't want to hit they don't want to shoot yeah you know they they you know they they'll talk it out with you I think it's the opposite I think they should shoot

all the time because they have this is their only chance you know if you're six foot five Irish flat foot Right? They was used that example. I haven't seen a six-foot-five cop in my own life. Oh, some six-foot-five.

They're always pictures like Sterling Hayden and like in, in the godfather, right? So six-foot-five Irish flat foot. I've never, I've never in my life. All my dare cops were not tall. They were taller than me. It was a kid. But this idea of this big, tall, Irish kind of crazy-looking cop. I don't know what you're talking about.

They've always been the kind of short guys. short and built a lot of the time and they have a gun it's what you need you don't need to be six foot five if you have a gun well why can't you just

you know wrestle people if you're six foot five you can wrestle people right I don't know I feel like don't try wrestle cops bro has ever been my inclination to wrestle a cop

right if that's your thing I hope you don't die but I don't really care if you're fighting a cop Stop. Yeah. You can get shot.

Is that maybe the world? I mean, I know I'm in Zoron's New York now, but does that make me the antichrist? No, I mean, like, you should, it's better to wait. You want to fight, if it's really unjust, you fight them legally. I mean, does that make me a cop cuck? You know, I'm sorry I'm a cop cuck. I don't think you should, in a civilized society, you should be wrestling in the cops. This is not the way to handle it.

No. Oh, look at me, my white privilege. my white male privilege my white male German privilege Grandpa was a Nazi privilege Unless they're leading a clinic What does that mean? You know where they're teaching you how to wrestle

Well yeah I'm not teaching you how to defend yourself That's a fair point I mean if a cop has to go in for like certification training for jujitsu And he shoots his sensei I don't know I mean maybe I'm not sure Maybe he doesn't have a trial at least See what the sense it was doing

I'm not going to rule against the cop I'm pro cop I mean what if he was a sense like sensei like Sensei John. Sense John is a dirty animal. And anyone who put him down will be doing a society. I mean, I don't want to say anything

to get me in a potential lawsuit situation. I'm, you know, be used against me. But I wouldn't shed one tier for Sensei John. Not one tier. You can't have me, Sensey John. No angel will carry your soul to the pearly gates.

You're going to die like a dog who masturbates. Drink the blood of Christ. You can't, because you're in hell since age some. Sorry, I made. Moving on. We have a situation with air traffic control. So what's going on?

All right, let's bring this up. Air traffic controllers have, read some of this, please. Trump officials to cut air traffic at 40 major airports of shutdown continues So basically what's going on is we have this We have this government shutdown situation, right? We have a situation where what's been over a month now? The government's been shut down Yeah

And people are saying why get the Democrats are to blame Because they want these whatever these medic these medics these ACA benefits, these Obamacare tax exemptions or whatever. I don't know what the deal is. Basically, Obamacare is so bad that you need these tax credits or else the premiums are going to go from like 500 a month or 700 a month, like 2,000 a month. Right. It just seems like maybe we should figure this out because people can't afford that.

shit. No. And I get it that the Democrat, you know, Obamacare didn't work. It wasn't a good. I do think that, you know, we could probably figure out of a way to have Medicare for all, even if it's bad. Make it bad.

I mean, I don't know why we have. Or just for a few things. Or just get rid of health insurance. Outlaw health insurance. Outlaw it. Completely. You know? I mean that.

And then, you know, you see. how many doctors can afford to charge, you know, money that can't be charged by paid by anyone. None of them. Like, you know, here's the thing, as the world gets worse, and I mean this, as the world gets worse, this idea that I'll pay anything to live, no, no, I need to, I need to get this done. I need to, or I'll die, you know, I'll die at 60 instead of 80.

That's fine. Like, what kind of quality? alive is someone like me going to have between 60 and 80 unless I'm like unless I sell this screenplay you know I'm just saying this idea that I need like we're seeing how bad robots are taking control artificial intelligence socialist mandami I want to live in China that's what you want to go did I mention that by the way no I meant to mention it you want to live in China I do want to live in China. I think, look, how bad could it be to live in China?

You know, I mean, it seems like it's a civilized country. I feel like, look, we talk a lot about, we talk a lot about how you can't have freedom. We don't have freedom. They're right, so let's stay focused. The point is that they're, because of the cost of, you know, this impasse, they've cut they made 10%

what am I saying here what's the point help me out here they're doing you mean the cuts to the air traffic yeah yeah well they can't afford to pay the air traffic controllers right so they're basically they have to reduce like 10% of all flights bless you thank you so basically no one can travel anymore

right yeah yeah it's crazy delays we're weeks from Thanksgiving and they're saying, hey, go fuck yourself. And people can't afford to get, you know, their rectums sealed after they're sold on the subway. They can't afford to get chicken pox treatment for their children. And now they can't even go and have a young turkey. Right.

With their dumb grandma. Yeah. How do you stay home, by the way? With their one sibling. Hey, you didn't see fit to stay with your family. They don't see them. Right. That's my.

If you don't live near your family, fuck them. that's my whole thing now oh i've got to travel to see my family go to hell but people should be able to travel it's not good for the country to listen to me right you know if you love your grandmom so much you'd live near her but you don't you moved away from her because you don't care about her and she don't care about you but every every once a year you travel and you pretend you make believe wash me in the blood of fakery it's a fake family You know, I mean, if you got traveling, if you guys get on airplanes of your family, it's not a real family. Maybe it's time to start having Smokey Joe on Thanksgiving.

Right. Smoke, what's that? A little, a couple of burgers. Yeah. Oh, Smokey Joe grill. A grill, right, the Smokey Joe grill. Yeah, how about you, you cut a leg or two off that raw turkey and you put it on your Smokey Joe and you shut the hell up and you stop whining? I do think, though, it's a problem that we can't travel.

I'd love to go to the Disney World. I'd love to go to Epcot. and see the monkeys and the gorillas. Is that what's at Epcot? Is it? I don't know what's an Epcot. What is Epcot? Epcot looks like a friggin NSA facility.

What is it in Epcot? I honestly, I always forget that Epcot is like an entertainment thing. What do you think it is? A family. I like I literally think of it as what you're describing. Oh, the NSA? Yeah. Yeah, look at it.

It looks like echelon. This is the Epcot. I mean, yeah, I don't know. Disney is too much. You know, I, I accidentally. I still have YouTube TV I thought I canceled it We only have it for Jeopardy really

Apparently I just paused it for a few months So I realized I was paying like you know The $100 wastefully And I canceled it But I still had a few more weeks of it left And then Disney and ABC are frightening each other And then they pulled you know ABC off of a YouTube TV Like what that

The world is falling apart I can't even watch Jeopardy you know yeah it's a real pick in the ass so I'm just saying we need to like figure something out we can't keep living like this

like abortions we're living like abortions who lived you know this is I mean honestly we're living like abortion survivors out here do you think there's a universe that God creates where people who aborted live

a shittier life it's a it's a their souls live in some kind of weird he made a world for them why doesn't God just do that if God cares so much just have their souls travel to a different universe

where they just kind of manifest well isn't multiverse isn't the whole multiverse theory kind of antithetical to like God to the idea that there's a you know a biblical God

and this world for us Look, I'm not talking about the multiverse. What multiverse is, is saying, like, every possibility that could have happened exists in some other universe, which is the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life. It's very, very stupid, and I'll debate you about that. If you're famous enough that matters, I'll debate you. Neil deGrasse Tyson, come debate me. Well, you, someone, I want to everyone to do this, if you're still listening. She does this up top.

At Neil deGrasse Tyson, you're a coward if you don't debate Trump. Kump. I'm not Trump. I'm not Trump, I'm Kump. Call him a coward, but that's it. Don't say anything racial. Yeah. He's a scientist.

You know, the problem is, most people are well-meaning and they're good. There's a few guys, and they think it's funny probably, but it just looks bad. Yeah, don't, don't do that. Don't shit in the punch bowl. Keep it above board. Just call him a coward. Keep it classy. Keep it classy coward.

You know, that's all. what I'm saying. God, you know what I'm talking about that. People just do it. People just have no filtered because they want to be the guy who stands out so you get noticed. Right. We don't get noticed for that.

That's how you get shot by a six-year-old. I mean, but then again, that's how you get paid. Magic I'm shot by a poor six-year-old. That's the worst thing in the world. You find, yeah, my wife got shot by a six-year-old. Your wife was shot by a six-year-old boy. Was he wealthy? If you're going to try to,

a six-year-old than just shooting you so that you can make cash money yeah you better look for the kid who's wearing ash gosh gosh bagash you better do that the kindergarten cop shit yeah right Gucci yeah whether is Gucci oh my way hold on then I had oscosh pagash I think I don't think I mean maybe it's gotten more expensive fancy brand I mean look I don't know if I was decked out of toe to toe I did have a pair of suspense I didn't know from one picture I saw or I remember as a kid I kind of remember a pair ofosh gosh gosh bagash overalls All right. Maybe it was a gift.

But you might be really right. These things also got more expensive over the years. Yeah. And either way, I think it's a far cry from that in Gucci. But yeah, I agree with you. Look at the price tags. At the very least, look for the kid wearing vineyard vines. I never heard of that.

You know, it's nice. It's preppy. Okay. It's preppy polo. Play that game from kindergarten cop. Who is your daddy and what does he do? Mm-hmm. You know, oh, my daddy's Jamie Diamond.

Oh, that put the bullet right in this skull. let me let me experience a life without life imagine that oh yeah there's a movie I think I mentioned it before

we should watch it it's a Dabney Coleman film can we look up Dabney Coleman's IMDB because people people you know I think I have pretty good taste in movies and people agree

just look up his whole IMDB I think I have a good good taste people sometimes they like to take their recommendations from me and there's a movie I've mentioned before it's from the 80s or like early 90s to 80s so we go in that area

it's about a man a cop he's like a detective who gets the wrong medical results I think I don't know if it's told up top or not but he's told he's the only got like you know a few months to live and his medical insurance will only pay like or whatever his life insurance only pay out

if he's killed on the job and his son really wants to go to Harvard short time is that it i think it's short time yeah short is it was yeah police detective thinks he's dying and learns that his life insurance pays out more if he dies on line of duty he tries to make that happen it's great it's a great i mean i don't know i i'm gonna watch it i don't it holds up that well but it's a great premise in the very least we should watch short time and everyone i think everyone should watch short time and we can talk about it next week excuse me but yeah but this is what you need you need a situation

where like, because his son's like, I want to go to Harvard so bad. And, uh, he gets him a mug, I don't know, I remember that scene. He gives them the Harvard mug. And it's like, why, this kid's like 10. Stop it. I need to go, you can, you, you, you're psychos who've convinced kids they have to go to Harvard or they're going to die. And you're going to get shot in the line of duty by some fucking, you know, dog murder

um, to make it happen. I mean, the head case this kid's going to be. That kid's going to become, like, you know, like, like a serial killer but whatever short time um i love dabney coleman he's great he was the he was the banker in the beverly hillbillies if you don't know who he is i believe he's the guy from nine to five he might have been in tutsy you i remember about stuff he was in clifford yeah he was a boss in clifford right yeah you often look at me blankly and would contempt when i bring up damnie coleman but he's a real man he's a real actor i think he's still alive

I think he was also in Borodark Empire. He played the Commodore or something, right? So, no, we have a great marriage. I'm just saying, but let me have to bring up actors and you feel that you want me dead. Oh, all Debbie Coleman, you know, what is wrong with you? Why are you alive? But these planes, get these planes back in the air because people need to travel and see their fake families. I don't honestly forget it

Forget about the air traffic control Yeah let him figure it out Let him figure it out And like you know Just just get rid of health insurance all together And just make me You know let these doctors I want to look

If I get cancer I want to go to the doctor From Tim Burton Batman Remember that guy I don't have the tools Remember him Right he's doing When he's operating in the Joker

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