Kump - Ep. 248 THE WALLS ARE CLOSING IN

Episode Date: April 6, 2026

Trump issues another ultimatum to Iran, the age of reason is collapsing, things are starting to get weird.HAPPY EASTERSupport the show + get bonus episodes every week:https://www.patreon.com/raykump

President Trump has, for the second time, issued a 48-hour ultimatum to Iran to open up the Strait of Hormuz, or he'll begin bombing all their power plants and send them back to the Stone Age. Some people are saying that Trump has revealed himself to be a disgraced, cowardly liar, launching a pointless war at the behest of Israel to distract from the heinous revelations of the Epstein files. And sure, that does sound bad. but at least it's not Kamala Harris. You know, I've heard that if she'd won, she planned to import thousands of Indian immigrants

to staff an elaborate network of brothels that she was going to call fetish fist to satisfy her disgusting sexual appetites. That's what I've heard. And you can't prove it's not true. You actually can't prove anything anymore. If you keep trying, we're going to put you in jail. Attorney General Pam Bondi tossed away any shred of dignity with a relentless defense of Trump,

gracelessly spouting ad hominin attacks at members of Congress, effectively throwing herself on the grenade. And as a reward, Trump picked her up and tossed her onto the trash heap of history. Because this is hell. And in hell, demons eat their young. And you find that even slightly depressing, you'll be happy to hear the Artemis' two rocket launch this week, traveling further than any previous manned space mission, because there's nothing more reassuring than watching your wretched overlords try to build an elaborate escape hatch as the world slides into chaos.

Joy comment in the morning, scripture tells us, but so is the court-appointed social worker to check if your new apartment is suitable for children. And you just smoked a shitload of glass. The walls are closing in. Oracle, the software company whose owners bankrolled the Israeli military, and now owned CBS, Warner Brothers, and the literal skeleton of Lucifer, just laid off thousands of workers to double down on AI. It's like a snake eating its own tail while also sucking off some guy he just met at the Olive Garden. I'm old enough to remember when leaked photos of the husband of a recently fired cabinet member parading around a pair of fake tits would send an administration into a death spiral. Now we're looking for those tits at the White House Easter egg hunt.

Christ is risen, and so is the cost of living. Happy Easter, we're a country of nasty slabs. Welcome to Kump. Tuesday will be Power Plant Day. and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one in Iran. We're glad he clarified in Iran. There will be, nothing worse than Milwaukee Power Plant Day. I hope it's okay.

There will be nothing like it. Open the fucking straight, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in hell. Just watch. Praise be to Allah, President Donald J. Trump. So that's the tweet from this morning to double down on his his threat

and you know people are reacting to it and they're not happy they're saying it's not becoming of the office I'm torn on it you know it's a little uncouth in my opinion it's a little bit blunt for the president

but I kind of like the casino element to it you know he tried this before I guess about 10 days ago he did an ultimatum to 48-hour one. He said, hey, let's get that open, or I'm going to bomb you, your power plant,

and do some war crimes. And immediately the markets tanked and the oil skyrocketed, and he realized, you know, maybe they deserve a 10-day reprieve. I don't know what's been going on in between. I think Israel killed one in negotiators. I don't know if Vance went over.

But he's sick of it. He's sick and tired of being the diplomat. He's sick and tired of being the man. of nuance and so he's back at it back and maybe it'll work you know when you decide to just start you know yelling threats like an old like a like an angry old man on the front lawn you know the only thing you really can do probably is just keep going double down you know roll i don't know how craps works but maybe you can you know re-roll the dice and get snake the snake guy's good i don't know. Tuesday would be, I mean, power, he's not on his prime. Tuesday will be power plant day

and bridge day, all wrapped up in one. It's like a little, it's just a, he used to have a little bit more of a dance to it, a little more of, he, he used to remind me of Muhammad Ali with the rhythm of his, of his cadence. But, you know, everyone gets older. Uh, you know, some people are saying you shouldn't be announcing it's war crimes. You know, is everything, you know, is bombing power plants always a war crime? Probably.

But I mean, it's the kind of thing where, you know, it happens, you can pretend, usually you can probably pretend, hey, we wanted to bomb that school and it ended up hitting the power plant. We're sorry. And the UN just goes, all right, or the Hague just goes, you know,

water under the bridge. When you announce it ahead of the time, you just kind of box yourself in. and that's part of the problem with his with his rhetoric but you know i don't you know never count a man out until he's um you know people were speculating yet i don't know whatever came of it that he was in Walter Reed they were saying he's dead now maybe he was all a big a big scam but no one was able to deny it no one believed the denials it seemed like for at least a bunch of hours and that's not a great sign because that means it's a great reason we've seen

his ankles we've seen his wrists his hands you know he's probably not long for the, he might make it to the end of the term, but he's not, you know, it's not exactly that guy who's got the, you know, who's a guy on,

on the ex, who's got his kid that he, like, drain's blood from. Whatever. You know, praise be to Allah is a nice touch. Some people probably assume he's joking.

I think he's gone Muslim. I think he might have converted. And that would be a real, this could be a real gambit for President Trump. People, you know, maybe that's what happened. People thought he was in Walter Reed yesterday,

on the verge of death, maybe he's at a secret ceremony becoming a Muslim. Now, I don't know what that opens up in the Muslim world, but maybe he is doing a wild gambit where he is going to be trying to become the caliph, I believe they call it,

of the Muslim Islamic. It's usually, that's when you have like the Islamic Empire, I believe. And ISIS was trying to do it where you'd have a unified Muslim empire and with a caliph on time. Caliph is kind of like, you know, like the, it's something they all really anticipate

and they're trying to get, you know, get going. And it would be a wild thing if Trump somehow became the caliph. And so maybe that praise be Allah is not a joke. It's not like a sardonic Easter message, you know. It's actually a very, a very, it's a shot across to bow to Islam I'm gonna be a new caliph

Look, they don't have a caliph So maybe they'll take Trump Like he's done a lot of damage But he's don't know there's a lot of Gulf countries That like them That would be that would be wild Only only Nixon could go to China And only Trump could become a Muslim

I stand behind that Now what we have? We have a little Easter This is interesting The United States can't take care of daycare. That has to be up to a state. We can't take care of daycare. We're a big country.

We have 50 states. We have all these other people. We're fighting wars. We can't take care of daycare. You've got to let a state take care of daycare, and they should pay for it, too. They should pay. They have to raise their taxes. But they should pay for it.

See, this is interesting. This is an interesting development here. Because a lot of people thought he was running on, like, you know, let's make it easier for the people of America to, you know, be able to pay, you know, and, to be fair, he never ran on free daycare. That was never his campaign. But I do like the idea is like, we, you know, can we do anything to help the American people, like the average person, you know, and the people who vote over, I get, to be fair,

the people who voted for Trump also probably didn't ask for free daycare. But if you offer it to them, they might say yes. Because daycare is pretty expensive, and what the hell is anyone doing? You know, it's the one thing that maybe people can still do in this country. You know, we're allowing AI to basically just kind of consume us in a ritual, in a depth ritual. And, you know, maybe the one thing that people can do is watch their kids. Maybe the thing is you won't have to worry about it because you'll be home.

There's nowhere to be anymore. Don't worry about it. You can all be at home together, not eating, not working, just watching the war, unless the connet turns your power off because you couldn't pay it. But maybe the singularity will happen. So, you know, I don't mind. Trump is not acting as if there's going to be a tomorrow. Let's just be clear.

And I don't blame him because he's kind of set up a very interesting, just, just, I call it a gentleman's gambit. where maybe you can just keep stacking up. Like, you know, oh, I found that I have AIDS. Well, maybe I can get cancer, too. That's just kind of the way it goes. There's no, you know, oh, you're pregnant. Well, maybe I'll just, you know, I'll just drive off a cliff. And it doesn't sound like it's a plan.

But, you know, the Grim Reaper can't, is not the tax collector. There's two separate jobs. You can't collect bills in hell. he's even saying it like this you know i'll send you to hell and he's going he's playing to be there it's a fun time it's not fun it's kind of scary but you know we i do have an ad read to get to hold on one second uh let's just go here real quick we have these new ads and it's very uh exciting because you know the show is growing and we're getting some businesses out here This is interesting.

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Patreon.com slash rate Kump. Get over there. It's phenomenal. Moving on from that. What many are calling an Eastern Miracle, the second American airman who is missing for 48 hours behind enemy lines has been rescued. I'm glad. I'm glad so we rescued

the pilot that was downed while he was I guess shooting at Iran, which is what pilots do. I don't think he was particularly out of line to do that. Easter miracle seems a bit much. You know, in Jesus, I mean, I remember a lot of Easter stuff throughout the years. I was a Catholic kid. You know, Jesus, yeah, he went to the temple and he overturned the money changers.

And the water and the wine was one of his bad. I don't think that was an Easter thing. He did the, I mean, Easter miracle was like the Eucharist, right? It was like the last supper. It was like, you know, he's my body. I give it up to you. And the other one is, you know, retrieving the guy who was bombing Iran. I don't know if it counts as an East.

I mean, I'm glad, you know, I'm very happy that our American servicemen are safe. I don't know if it counts as an Easter miracle. But, you know, who am I? I'm not the Pope. President Trump calling it one of the most daring search and rescue operations in our nation's history. It's amazing. Foreign Correspondent, Tray Wings, has the latest from Tel Aviv. Trey, we will...

Why from Tel Aviv? Why not just give us... This is Iran. Whatever. But I mean, why is everything... Why are we getting into details out of Tel Aviv about an American mission to get an American pilot? I understand that Israel's running the war, but I mean... We look up to this this morning, and we thought it was exactly that.

An Easter miracle. What are we... Stop saying Easter miracle. It's not an Easter miracle. This guy has his hands turned like he's praying. What is this heresy? But God, Jesus might not send us all the hell for this. I don't know.

I don't, I haven't talked to him. But he's not, this is not his MO. Markable rescue operation. Tell us what you know about it. Yeah, guys, good morning and happy Easter. The U.S. crew member who was missing in southwestern Iran after his F-15 fighter jet was shot down has been rescued. The successful extraction was announced by President Trump overnight on true social. the president simply said we got him before providing new details that dozens of U.S. military aircraft were used to retrieve him as U.S. leadership tracked his location.

It was a daring operation that included hundreds of U.S. forces racing against the clock to rescue the crew member. Fox News has looked. Look, it's very good. I mean, maybe we need to invoke Jesus more. You know, it's been a while. Look, this is Easter. And so I don't want to get too sacrilegious here. But, you know, it's been a, you know, we all just.

kind of assume that uh that jesus is kind of a peace nick you know that he's a kind of like a you know like a hippie who's like hey you know i don't want to see people killed you know that kind of guy live uh but maybe nanyahu is right maybe maybe maybe nathan yahoo why maybe jesus watch genghis khan and said hey you know it's like remember in batman the dark night rises and and he's like oh i could take you know he batman thinks he can take on bane and michael can't going, you don't have it anymore. Look at this guy. Look how muscular he is. Look how big and fast.

You ain't shit. You jumped off of that thing with two-faced at the end of the dark night. You broke your leg, and now you're a putts. And that's how... And, like, you know, I would never call Jesus a putz. But, you know, like, it's just... That's a sentiment of, like, you know,

he's watching Genghis Khan, like he's Bain. And he goes, I got up my game. Maybe I'll help Trump sent Iran back to the Stone Age and, you know, retrieved his soldier while we're at it. It's a pilot. It's a daring mission.

I'd love to, I'd love to rescue a soldier sometime. Do I have to be in the army to rescue a soldier? Could I, like, you know, there should be a volunteer thing in the army where you could just go to rescue soldiers, and you still get guns. I still want a gun.

And maybe I get to, you know, maybe he's got to be bring your own gun. And I'll bring, like, you know, like a tech nine, you know, like, we're like a, or maybe some kind of crazy, uh, Gatling gun, you know, like, where many, what's that thing that the Terminator had in Terminator 2 when he's shooting up the window? I'm just shooting that out of a helicopter.

And I'm hitting the blades and the, and the pilot's yelling at me. We have to be rescued. Dude, I, I, my point is I'm ready to serve. I know I'm not like the prime. I'm not in my prime. I'm not young. I'm not young and hot,

like all these other soldiers, beefcake soldiers. But I'd like to contribute. I'd like to do something here. You know, and maybe it's a good time. It's a time where things are being shaken up. You know, people are saying, you know,

this is like, oh, like this is some, some people are naysayers and they're saying, well, you know, look, the moral aside, you know, I'm just questioning whether it's a miracle. But some people are saying that, like, you know, maybe Iran's actually stronger than we thought, well, what do you mean? We just went in and we dominate the air.

We dominate the air by going in and retrieving this guy. And that's an interesting point. And there's a small counterpoint where, but they did shoot it down. But that just sounds like loser shit. And there's really no time for that. You know, this idea of we're going to go back to nuance once Trump's done with his, you know, the caliphate, becoming the caliphate, we're all going to go back and have, like, the Senate, you know,

and debate things in this country. We're going to go back to having a debate society. I don't think that's how it works. I think we need to really kind of, you know, toughen up. And, you know, maybe don't start wars every five seconds, but, you know, when we're in a war, just start flailing around and threatening people. and, you know, maybe Trump, honestly, I wouldn't be upset

if he just started threatening terrorism. Like, that would actually be wild. Because we talk about this all the time, how, like, you know, the post-9-11 years and how, you know, kind of off-kilter, we were all afraid and the next terrorist attack was going to happen. And it didn't really, I mean, they had that thing with the shoe bomb, which seemed pretty fake and you know there's a few things that seemed fake other countries got there not like like what was it this like 7 7 in Britain these terrorists love these you know

cute numbers right uh and look at my saying it wasn't real am i saying that you know the CIA or the m.6 didn't do that i'm just saying you know it was a real thing um it wasn't you know it wasn't a hologram when the CIA did September you know December 7th or whatever what we call these things all these dates what my calendar Nice, but you know, it's like, but there wasn't enough like it would be these big event like 9-11 was a big event But it would have been much scarier if like you know just little things started happening peppering around kind of like that movie the siege with Denzo Washington when like the whole city is a little bomb here a little bomb there, right? And so in that same vein, why not flip that on your enemy and a man flipped on your enemy A rapper.

So, like, you Trump, why not just, like, threaten terrorist attacks? Like, you're committing all this military stuff. Just say, like, you know, hey, maybe your M&M store is going to be in trouble. And, like, the Pentagon guy in the world, they all actually have an M&M store. Like, what do you mean at an M&M store? What kind of country? I thought this is a great country. Well, you're always saying it's not a great country.

Yeah, but I actually respect them, but not anymore. Not available an M&M store. What else would he attack? I mean, like, he is threatened any, I mean, he is threatening. I guess he is, to be fair, I guess saying that you're going to blow up a bunch of power plants. And I think other times he's threatened desalination plants. You could call that terrorism, I guess. Yeah, it seems a little egghead to me.

But some people call that terror, you know, this is a terrorist act. But he's the president. It's kind of like it's not, well, who didn't Nixon say the president does this not illegal? and it didn't seem to track. But Nixon kind of lacked confidence, that famously, if Nixon had been more confident, he retired.

We're not retired. We resigned like a bum. He should have just stayed there and I'm pretty sure they were about to kick him out. But still, make him do it. Always make him do it.

Make him do the perp walk. Because, you know what, they didn't do them any favors later on. We still treat Nixon like a rat. Do you think that, you know, if you do the right thing at the end, they'll treat you well. But you know what?

We just, we dog them. Look at this, you know, this whole thing with Kennedy, Kennedy and his brother. Now, look, Kennedy was assassinated, and who knows why? Who knows why anything to do with nukes or whatever? Who knows? But maybe it's John,

maybe we're Lee Harvey Oswald. Regardless, you can have the best, I mean, what was that whole thing of Maryland and his brother and their spitros? It's just not great, right? Not great guys. but none of these guys are great but we still play that clip

of Kennedy and Nixon and Nixon's sweating all the time. We dog this guy and so the guy like Trump's looking at going, they'll just dog me. If I do the right thing, they'll dog me. That's why Trump has to start a caliphate. Right? I'm telling you a week from now, you're going to have

egg on your face if you doubt me. Because Donald Trump is going to be the head pot. Look, I don't want to especially on Easter. It's an Easter is the time when you don't want to start you know, sacri-religating other religions. It seems bad, you know, bad mojo. But, you know, I don't want to make it seem like, hey, it's not a threat.

Like, hey, a week from now, Donald Trump's going to run your, you know, Muslim religion. I know it might be a culture shock for Islam. But he, but there might be moves being made. That's all I'll say. It's not a threat. Um, you know, I'm not even saying it's going to work. I'm just saying he's going to come out in a, in a, you know, the scarf, right,

in the, and the, and the, and the, in the, and the, in the, and the, and the, and the, and the, he's going to, and it would look good on him. Donald Trump, with that, like, Yasser Arafat look, it would be a flattering look. I think it might be the move, to be fair. Speaking of the war, uh, what we got here? This is, uh, so people are all up in arms about this, uh,

damn cold. Hold on a second. So, Hexsat. asks the Army's top uniformed officer to step down while U.S. wages war against Iran. Now, I don't know what the Army's... People are getting mad about this. Now, Pete Hexat is a wild, nasty man.

I have no reason. I'm not trying to, like, hold quarter for him. But, I mean, you know, it's like, go after the... Listen, you might have a good reason, or a reason, or it may not matter. but he's fired the guy who's in charge of the Army Journal War. That might be a normal. That might make sense. Just give him his benefit of his doubt, you know?

There we go. God damn it. I'm being hacked. I'm being hacked because I've gotten word of this whole caliphate thing, and now they've made my buttons not work sometimes. Defense Secretary Pete Hexas has ousted the Army's top uniformed officer and two other generals, the Pentagon said Thursday, without giving a reason for the departure,

while the United States is waging a war against Iran. General Randy George will be retiring from his position as the 41st Chief of Staff on the Army effective immediately, says Sean Parnell. George has held the post of Army Chief of Staff which Shippily runs for four years since August 2023 under the Biden. All right, so he's like, they shaved two years off his thing.

I was watching something before. apparently it's also to do with that DEI stuff apparently this guy was like under he would he would he would he would take over for George who's a graduate of West Point Military Academy and an infantry officer who served in the first Gulf War as well as Iraq and Afghanistan he also served as Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin's top military aid so this guy was the top military aid to the predecessor I don't know what this DEI I mean I don't know what the DEI in the military stuff is I actually look more into it

if they were transing soldiers and stuff like that, that's against their will, that's wrong. I don't think that's a, uh, uh, I don't, I think you should have a saying that. I know the military has like, um, you know, you give, they always say you give up a certain amount of, uh, you know, your autonomy, your rights.

When you join the military, your freedom of speech. You can't just go saying, this general's a moron. I hate, you know, if you're, if you're, you know, private, but what you just we're talking about how they told you you know they made you uh torture people you can't say that you know Bradley manning what he do he was like I don't know the whole story I was supposed to watch that's one of those documentaries that I was supposed to watch I never did but you know I think he was saying like this you know he was he was that was the guy who's in the NFL and he went to fight in Afghanistan after 9-11 and then um got there and he's like this sucks

a this sucks I should have really stayed the NFL probably but he didn't say that I don't think. I think he was a lot classier about it. But it's got, you know, I'm just saying, I think you realize there was a lot of corruption and just, it was kind of a shit war. But that's got to sting more when you could have been like a rich athlete.

You know, I gave it up for this. You know, when you, I know, a lot of guys get disillusioned in these wars. But, you know, it's one thing to be like, oh, I left, I left that town from the movie U-turn. That's a weird poll. You know, a really bad town

that when nothing's going on. and it's creepy. I left that town and you know, kind of six to one and a half dozen the other. But if you were about to be like, you know, what was he a punter in the NFL or something good? It's a good gig.

This guy sucked to realize, I thought I was like doing, I thought it was a hero. And then he got like friendly fired. Maybe he was an accident. Maybe he was murdered. I don't know. They should not be making,

the point is they shouldn't, you know, I don't know what does DEI stuff in the military is. but they shouldn't make you become trans if that's what Biden was trying to do. I don't, I'm not saying he was, but if he was, I don't know if his matters that much to the war. It seems like a weird look.

It seems like bad optics, but like, you know, the army's better to do. I mean, it would have been better if he fired this guy before the war started since it seems to just be a political thing. Sure, but this is a sloppy situation. Everything's sloppy now, all right? we're dealing in it's the age of sloppy sloppy uh sloppy times it's a sloppy city

Washington DC has become a very sloppy city I'm trying to get that going this you know whatever um so I don't think it's a big it's not it's not huge deal it's not huge I think the fact that you know Trump is you know because we're going to become the caliphate is a much bigger thing right in the grand scheme we're we're going to be talking about Pete Hecks at firing the head of the army over DEI stuff or whatever. Or are we going to be talking about how President Trump became the caliphate of the Islamic world? That's going to, or the caliph, I guess.

That's a much bigger story. The much wilder story. I mean, it's like Lawrence, but Lawrence, he's like, you know, Lawrence of Arabia, but he was just like a guy. He, like led them in battle, right? Like, you know, terror, whatever they were doing, like, you know, paramilitary terrorist stuff. blowing up rail lines like they liked them you know they I forget what they would they called him but he wasn't the kid I mean the Caliph is a whole other thing I mean

it's probably very you know I think they might get mad about this I'm gonna I'm gonna keep beating dead horse Trump is the president he got elected you got give him a you know you got give him a chance to pull it off speaking of people in the cabinet though where we go here but you know speaking of trans I mean it's not the same thing it's cross-dressing but this is so christie gnome who she was the head of homeland security and her husband was you know she was fired for i guess bungling uh they shot some people who were just you know protesting uh they shot them in the head um and you know people got understand be a little upset so she got she got she she got axed and now it comes out

that her husband is some kind of fetishist, like, you know, who wears big fake tits. And he talks to like, this is him. That's him on the left, by the way. I know they're impressive. But that's not, you know, that's Chrissy Noam on the right. Who was the one? She was the one we talk about who shot her shot her dog.

And so she's just, if your wife's going to shoot your dog, you think you'd be a little more careful about, you know, the, you know, not just having the fake tits and the, and making, you know, like the fetish stuff and paying for, you know, uh, porn people or only fans people to talk to you. That's bad enough. But then they're like, you know, make, embarrass her with it. I mean, she shot a dog. What's she going to do to you?

So like, look, if you want to pray for anyone, pray for him, you know, he seems to get a creed, but, you know, maybe. I don't know. Like, is this, is this normal to wear the fake? I mean, am I supposed to accept this? I don't, I don't hate him. I don't care. I don't, you know, again, this is not,

this is not the reason I can't have a house. But it ain't great. It ain't great for the, but this is, what was he doing in 25 a minute? Let's see. So he was, model was paid $25 a minute. Why is it?

God damn shit. Nothing works. Here we go. Model was paid $25 a minute to talk dirty. with Kristy Noam's cross-dressing husband. I never understand this talk dirty on the internet crap. Like, hey, if you can do that, why not just get,

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because this is great, this is actually a really good ad for them. But, you know, but the thing about bunker bug, it's utilitarian. You shove it in and then you get it out. You know, you get what you get, the job done,

and you don't spend hours talking to some only fans or whatever it is, webcam model, Lydia Love, a webcam model for the chat site can Soda I mean what is even the I mean I understand there's only fans and you know I don't know the other one

what is cance how a camsoda that makes more sense either way like where are you finding like how many of these sites are there like you know I mean you you're a guy who's married to the to the director of Homeland Security and it's like it's one thing that you know it's one thing if you're on only fans with your fake tits talking to a large titted model but no you're deep in you know the only fans is for it's for amateurs i'm you know for lightweights uh i'm on cam soda that's that's the

hardcore because you know only fans they sometimes get uncomfortable when i show them my giant you know prosthetic uh tit shirt and i start and i start saying how i'm uh i'm a you know i start upon the I start leaking secrets they found in my wife's briefcase, whatever. They start giving me shit. Camp, so they don't ask questions. I love that.

I'm not sure. I'm not doing that for Campho. It's just, I love they specify on the thing for Cam Soda. Tells the times that noam's husband like to perform for her during intimate video sessions. When a scandalous of the photographs purported to show the former, I definitely remember his face, but there's no way I could ever forget the fake

boobs love who uses a stage name told the times on her online interaction with brian gnome earlier this week the daily mail i mean this is not a great ad for her that's a thing she's kind of doing the same thing we people accuse trump of you know i imagine if you're trying to get guys who are into this fetish stuff uh who might be married very powerful women who who shoot dogs that you know discretion would be a big part of the game um like you would think, right? Like, that's how you would think the world would work. Like, logic is kind of fall into the wayside.

Because this woman should be like, well, yeah, I mean, why would I go ratting about this guy for a little bit of publicity? Like, who, like, guys are guys going to want to come to me? And they will probably. That's the thing. Nothing that you think works or, you know, used to work works anymore. There is no discretion. Like, this is actually probably great for him.

He probably loves, if you're into wearing, like, it's not like he did cross-dressing, maybe he also did that, but he wore this weird thing, and he's talking to a girl who actually has been, it's got to be some kind of embarrassment thing, right? Like a shame fetid, whatever you want to call it? Like wearing a diaper or something.

And so, like, you know, this is probably, he's probably just been leaking all week since this came out. I mean, he's very, he's nervous. He thinks his wife might shoot, you know, but he's just, he is just, you know, he might as well have a bunker bug inside of him 24-7. That's how hot this is for him. The shame he's, the national shame. That's got to be amazing if that's your thing.

It wouldn't work for me because I'm not like a shame guy. I'm not like, you're a bad boy, but if you are, and then like every new site is talking about what a dirty boy you are, wearing your little dirty, dirty breasts, dirty tits. and then what we're you know even even comp is like what's this dirty dirty dog you know like don't say dog my wife might shoot me ha ha i wonder if he has guy friends like just dudes who were like bro and they're just dog and i'm like he's in a frat brothers or something and they're just like bra the fuck bra you know you know actually not that judgy they're kind of oh here we go The website claimed that Byron had chatted online with women who are part of the bimbophication scene. A role-playing kink centered around exaggerated hypersexual femininity.

Now, I don't know any. You would have thought that was drag or something. I don't know what, I guess that's not a... I don't know. It's like, they keep making new things. Because it's like, it's not enough to just get off anymore. You have to be, like, a unique little leg, right? Yeah, everyone's got to have their own little unique thing.

I'm not, I'm not just a cross-dresser, right? I'm a big tip bimbo cross-dresser. And that's my, that's who I am. That's not even what I do, right? Like, it's not enough just to, like, because I feel like old British bankers, right? The landed gentry would show up at a hop-scale hotel, you know, the bellhop or whoever,

they made her the concierge has already let some prostitute into the room you meet her discreetly you do the business you know even if he's getting spanked with a paddle but it's just something he does and he goes back to planning you know uh the evasion of glipoli or whatever the hell these guys do you know taking over the the bank of england and there's the american counterpart we've always been a bit you know but the british they understood discretions my point but now it's like the identity is the interesting thing is that it's not I don't just do this sometimes I'm part of the bimbophication scene right like I there's a there's a hierarchy to this like I'm trying to get to the top of the bimbos it's not enough to just you know to

oh it's all my dirty boy I'm the dirtiest boy I'm the sluggiest biggest-headed boy you've ever seen and my wife shoots the biggest dogs and it's about to get nasty up in here, you can smell it. It's going to smell like sex up in here. Wild times. What a time to be alive. The photographs in a shockwave around Washington coming weeks after the firing of Christie as Homeland Security Chief.

President Trump even addressed the furor on Wednesday, telling reporters, I don't know anything about it. That's too bad, but I just don't know anything about it. I mean, I don't think you can really say he had. I guess he addressed it. When the president, I mean, you set me up there. I thought he was going to have something. Oh, you know, big tits.

I saw the tits. Pretty nice, pretty nice. I like those big tits. Christy Gnome's husband. Christy noam, not bad, but her husband. They're telling me they're fake. I didn't realize they were fake. I would have taken them out for a date.

You know me? I'm just a man. I like women. Call that crime. Call the crime. I would have done them, you know, I would have grabbed him by the pussy. Something like that. That would have been fun.

But he just says, you know, I don't know anything about it. Like, hey, did you hear of Christy know him? What about her? Her husband's got these fake tits or something? He's like, I don't know. I don't know about that. That's so terrible. That's not really addressing it.

I mean, technically it is. But come on. Let's tighten up the journalism game. Security experts suggested the existence of such photographs could have made his wife subject to potential blackmail threats. I mean, imagine that blackmail in this administration. It's astounding that somebody who spouse is at that level has that kind of bad judgment. But that's what makes it so hot, don't you understand?

Jack Borski, a U.S. counterintelligence expert? What's the point of getting a wife who's got power if you're not going to get off on being a little being a little slut boy? that's the whole game like you know i'm not saying you know that is like look i get it really 2026 you know the man doesn't have to be more powerful than the woman but it tends to be you know women like like a powerful guy men tend to like a you know whatever it's like it's something wrong with the inversion but don't be surprised when the inversion you know is embraced because it's like oh i get to be a naughty little big tits slut oh like if your wife works at the post office the stakes aren't quite that high is what I'm getting at you know if your wife works at the at the at the

wawa you know I don't know if like you know foreign spies are gonna be trying to hack your you're your you know uh nasty schoolgirl uh finish picks you know as part of your bimbo uh your bimbo lifestyle it's just part for the core you know is you're just a guy don't you're just a guy you're a wawa uh husband you're just a wah-wah husband and no one cares but when your wife is you know is ordering people to be shot in the street or whatever you know that happens over there or you know we're declaring

I mean let's not be facetious they also probably declared you know today's a yellow emergency day remember that in 9-11 so they still do that with the codes today's code yellow today's code yellow be careful you know shutting down airports and stuff whatever

I miss I don't missed the 9-11, the post-9-11 days, but there was a little charm. At least they used to, like, put the pageantry on. You know, they used to be like, today's code orange. What's that mean? You only even want to know what code orange means. It's nasty business out there. Be glad that you get to just go watch American Idol while we fuss around in the Middle East

and make a big mess. And now we see the mess getting made. And it's a little bit less classy, like a better term. The saga also raised questions over the ethics of publishing personal photographs of a private citizen. I'm really big on keeping clients information private, but he's already been exposed and it's the hypocrisy of their politics. I mean, I'd be fair, I don't know, I mean, they're trying to get rid of illegal immigrants, or he is or she is. I mean, I don't know that like that's hypocrisy, right? That, like, he's like, I'm a fetish boy.

I didn't, like, I'm not the guy trying to outlaw, uh, no, I guess. on the whole, right? If you're saying, well, they're conservative. And maybe they are hypocrites. I mean, maybe they are. It's possible they're out there going like, you know, oh, this is the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the intelligence expert saying this.

Yeah, so she, yeah, I get it. Take her other grand salt. I mean, she's talking, she's talking, she's talking guys off for, it's not a bad living, but she's not really a geopolitical expert. You know, it's just, you know, I'm not saying. You know, the jury publical experts were actually that much more qualified anymore, but, you know. Love described Nome as an extremely needy client, needing lots of praise and feedback. He would really guide this show rather than let me do my fendom thing for him.

I love that. I love the resentment of like a cam girl. Like, you know, I work really hard, you know, talking guys off and calling them sluts. I've built a whole repertoire and his guy thinks he's just he's just going to come in and just tell me what a dirty boy he is like how about it's like she's like I'm an artist

god damn he did say he was married but didn't say anything notable about his wife but I shut that down I shut that down I didn't want to talk about it love said oh okay so he he's he brought up he's like he's he's dressed in the tits and he's going like, yeah, you know, when I'm not fissing my own ass or whatever happens here, I am also married, by the way.

Am I why? Hey, hey, you leave that shit to PTA. I'm here to tell you, you know, that you may have messed in your diaper. Now, does they not do the diaper stuff? I can see the bimbo girl, right? But bimboes can sometimes shit their pants, right? I mean, maybe I should have a person on the show because I would love to, I know. know it's a separate fetish, but do people ever mix and match?

That's the thing. Do they ever cross, you know, I'd have more, not that this is a thing where you need to have respect for someone's fetish, but it would be more interesting if like, you know, no, I dabble, you know, but I take, I take from a lot of, you know, it's kind of like when you talk to a, like a musician, he goes, I take from a lot of different, you know, inspiration from a lot of sources, you know, reggae and, uh, and, uh, you know, American bluegrass and also a little bit of punk rock.

In the same way, it's like, you know, yeah, I'm mostly, I'm I take a lot. I emphasize the Bimbo, but I'm also a little bit of a diaper boy and I kind of build a head cannon where I'm a I drink too much. I was drinking problem. I don't personally have a drinking problem, but my Bimbo does. But that's an interesting thing. Is it like is your character the like my Bimbo? I should have this kind of will he do shows? I'll treat him with like respect. I mean if he I don't know if this is respectful these questions in his view. think it is i think he'd be happy to answer these questions and i think honestly i can give him some idea like why don't you if he doesn't do that he should do that you should be charlie rose is done right he's i think he's still alive but that show is not a thing anymore but the old like you know 60 minutes should have him on and just say so you know what how does your bimbo identify uh and you go well she's a port oregon well i don't mean the race but i mean like you know what is her favorite

author you know what is you think about the falklands war it's kind of like a Pokemon right is like imagine i don't i don't like the idea of mixing anything you know it's like Pokemon's the kids things you don't want to mix it but i mean it's kind of like uh you know you could see it being a thing where it's like you know it's like instead of uh instead of it being like a charzar it's like you know it's it's your big tabimbo avatar I it's just it's such a weird thing because like just the same way those porn's like in boogie nights or whatever's ideas like like you know why don't you make a good quality point as a story because it's like good because it's never the main thing right so the main thing is always the you're trying to get off so it's not mixing with other stuff it's just also like you've built yourself a prison a sexual prison it's too much effort like you know it's like it's like it's like it's like you're gonna have to like you know it's just you're gonna have to like you know set up a whole like a whole play area in your cell where you kind of pretend to, you know, you pretend to be at the bar and the guys are like, you know, coming up to you and buying your drinks and giving you a roofie.

I don't know what happens. It was love. She never, she was never, she never judged her client's preferences, but so hypocrisy in a conservative Christian father of three who was married to a Trump official, allegedly engaging in such behavior when the administration promotes certain values. I don't know what business you're, I mean, I don't, everyone knows that everyone's doing shit. Not every single person, but it's across the spectrum. This idea,

I just don't buy the bullshit. I'm not here to excuse anyone, but cut this shit, lady. You got yours. You know, you're getting views. I guess he can't, I mean, you can know. You think these people, that's why

Trump is winning for now. And, uh, what's why he's done so much, so effective? Because he doesn't do the, as much of the dance of like, well, pretend to me he's just got fuck it we're gonna bloody like this down it i don't know i i know like threaten us already doesn't matter i'm doing it again bang bang boom you know it's very uh very fluid very just kind of like you know balls this is one's like oh i'm actually like she's

doing how a pot it's like jeb is jeb bush level of whore right this is like a fucking like something like mark rubio would say in the primaries or like or like uh uh who is the guy fucking who is the mormon guy mit romney We're like, oh, actually, or like stupid fucking DeSantis. This is not, you know, she's going, oh, I just think it's a little hypocritical with the Christian. No, come on. Just say, hey, I did this because fuck it. You know, I want people to know, I'm the girl with the tits.

You talk, if you want to wear fake tits to come here, if you don't, you know, it's just because there's plenty of people out there who just want to connect to the, to the Matrix. Why do they say that? But it might as well, might as well be called that. I'm trying to think of it like there's a there's a conduit right of the of the for like a better term like the stream of of culture pop culture and political culture right it's just like the zeitgeist out there and people just live these kind of lives because we've taken everything away we've taken like you know we've taken so many jobs away we've taken so many the ability to you know to have a home not oh I'm able to more, you let billionaires run wild. You let foreign money, you just inflate the housing market. You fuck with the interest rates. You fuck with the currency.

You fuck, you know, the point is you've done, you've done so much. You know, at a certain point, yeah, personal responsibility. But we've given people a bad shake. And you know, not everyone is built to overcome. We're acting like, well, why didn't you do the Warren Buffett thing? It's like, this is not everyone with Warren. Some people just got to work at a factory. well not anymore we've built

we've built the fucking the pleasure the the bunker bug AI driven you know if I find out that bunker bug by the way is building some kind of AI factory that doesn't have employees I better I'm gonna look into this

because I promise you I'm gonna look into who builds the bunker bug who actually puts it together I want to see men women you know fat people ugly people people not not because

you know, but it's just regular people, you know, who don't have a lot. I want to see them putting together these pleasure eggs. And like, you know, you want to, no, it's just, it's, to them it's just an egg. It's just a metal egg. They don't have to think about where it goes, and neither do why. But we need jobs in this country. We need jobs for the people. And, you know, as much as I don't, I really, I hope, I hope.

that I haven't promoted the company that's like you know if I find that if I see a fucking like a robot arm putting together this egg I'm gonna lose my shit we need no robot truckers

no robot taxi drivers I don't love Uber drivers not my favorite people right it's not about like you know there's not the point I'm gonna hate them either I'm saying that's not like oh, he's the salt of the earth, the guys who drive Uber.

It's like any other job. The problem is just that we're running to too many people nowadays. You used to know the people you worked with and the people, you know, in your family and, you know, people at a bar, a couple people at a bar. We encountered, like, you know, you were getting a cab, but that was, who was going on a cab back then? If you live in a city, everyone's in the Uber's now.

Everyone's got Uber Eats driver. Everyone's getting stuff delivered every other day. Here's your salad. your here's your coconut uh your coconut uh drink a coconut drink a coconut drink is that's not even something i order what am i talking about point is it's just you know it's too much uh there's too much interaction with people you meet too many people and more and so i don't know it's just like you know you find oh and the political thing oh you vote what if the guy who built my bunker bug you know this by pleasure egg was a trump you know voted for trump you know voted for trump

Or what if you've over Biden? What's he trying to, you know, have cross dressers teach my kids to read the library? I don't want my bunker bug built by some guy who promotes drag story time. Like these things shouldn't even come up. We know too much. I'm just glad we have the Easter miracle

of the guy who rains fire down on Iran was able to get out. And look, I'm happy for him. I'm not a trait. You got, some of the certain extent you got to dance with the one who brung you. I'd like for us not to start wars for no reason. But it doesn't mean I want a guy shot down and died. You know, it's not even that big of an ask.

Support the truth. I do, I do think that's a trap people say. But I do support them. Support them by not putting them into harm's way. And, you know, if they want a pleasure, if they want a bunker bug, maybe that's something we can do too. Maybe we can do a deal with the military. I mean, I should really, do I, and I got to find out. Maybe I can get some equity in this bunker bug company.

Because I don't, you know, trust me, I'm not getting rich off this. I mean, I'm happy. I'm happy to supporting the show and I'm getting the pay. But, you know, this is not, you know, my rate. But I'm talking about it all the whole hour here. It's got to be worth more. I'm really, this is just, I mean, I have a feeling the people who make bunker bug, by the way, or not you're going to like you know some companies i could see being like wow ray i mean we gave you

your fee and we just expected like a minute you know you're talking about it you know the script but you just kept bringing it up and it was wonderful and so here we're going to take care of you we're going to give you some equity we're going to give you some this and watch your money i don't know and not to denigrate it and not to be shameful i don't know i'm not trying to shame anyone who would use bunker bug but i got a feeling the guy who designed him and market's bunker bug is not gonna he's going to be like wow what a sucker i knew i knew if i made a product that was weird and sleazy enough and and and and booked his a guy like comp he would just keep wouldn't he wouldn't be able to help himself it's actually not bad business idea just make a like a weird creepy sleazy

product i mean honestly and then you you know you know i don't understand like this is going like you know we have to market this heavily i mean remember remember when joe rogan used to have the fleshlight ads all the time but there's a lot of ads and that can get expensive and he's what we're going to do. And I think back then he would do it. He probably, you know, he used to just like, you know, those ads used to be much more fluid. I used to, you know, back in 2011,

he's doing the fleshlight ads all the time. You talk about a lot and a guy would come in like, you know, like, you know, Benjamin Disraeli would come in or whoever, you know. But, you know, he would have like, you know, Tony Blair would come in and go, hey, Tony Blair, you ever use a flashlight? And he'd go, oh, God, no. What is it a flashlight? Now, I don't think he's, you know, it's exaggeration, of course.

Tony Blair. It was, you know, who went on back then? And the time when Rogan had fleshlight ads, that was actually the, you know, that was the kind of prime time of Rogan. That was the halcyon days of Joe Rogan. But he had the fleshlight ads. I'm trying to think who, like, the high level people, like the biggest people, you didn't get, like, presidents back then.

He would get, you know, like the guy who, uh, maybe you get the guy from hardcore history who's talking about, like, you know, Genghis Khan. and he goes hey you ever jerked off the flushed up by the way he goes no i haven't joe one interesting question i was gonna talk about gangus con but yeah let's talk about where i shut what kind of tube i shove my dick into fun for all what a fun and sexy time well i really want to thank everyone uh for the easter easter cheer the easter levity it's been a a great time and look We're going to be okay. Iran's going to be okay.

Let's hope. And if it's not, I don't even want me to do about it. I'll do whatever I can. But I'm just glad that everyone's safe and we have Easter miracles and we're all doing okay. Just enjoy yourself.

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