Kump - Ep. 261 Dark Plans at a Wedding

Episode Date: July 6, 2026

https://www.patreon.com/raykump Support the show + get bonus episodes every week.Ray covers the deadly New York heat dome, the Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce wedding at Madison Square Garden, Paul McCartney as elite wedding entertainment, Trump intervening in the World Cup red-card scandal, America’s 250th birthday, Europe breaking from U.S. influence, the return of communism as a political boogeyman, Trump’s money machine, AI job panic, and why corruption might be the last real American thrill.

A deadly heat dump settled over New York this weekend, likely caused by the literal gates of hell, opening for the wedding of Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey at Madison Square Garden. Some people are saying that I was escorted out of the wedding at gunpoint on Friday because I referred to Gaza as a genocide. And also because of 18-20 canopays. And I wasn't actually invited. But those people should mind your own goddamn business. Obviously, that was some other guy. And my lawyer has advised me not to talk about it.

Regardless, the heat and storms caused chaos all across Fourth of July weekend. The Brooklyn Bridge caught on fire, a plane crash in the East River, and Donald Trump blamed the Iran War on communism. The soccer world is losing its mind because Trump directly intervened to have a suspended player reinstated. They think it's corrupt or some horseshit. This is the only thing he should be doing. The worst poison we ever fed our children is the concept of good sportsmanship.

Fair play, following the rules. Sports are about two things. Faking blood tests and committing violence when the refs aren't looking. It's a good message to send to the world. If you don't want your ankle stopped on or your passport stolen or your home invaded, then find somewhere else to play soccer. This is the way. This is how we claw our way back to the top.

Not by losing wars, crypto scams, just good old-fashioned cheating on sports and lying to your wife. Welcome to sudden death. Welcome to Kump. This morning, we're getting some new details about Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey's wedding at Madison Square Garden from a couple of guests who were there. Among them, the bride and groom both were in white, and the entertainment was provided by Stevie Nix and Paul McCartney. Not bad wedding band there, with McCartney reportedly. playing the Beatles classic, I want to hold your hand. Well, that's a lovely, lovely gift.

To have Sir Paul McCartney, you have the Beatles, be at your wedding. Apparently they're good friends, him and Taylor. The good songwriting friends. And why not have your friend serenade you at your wedding at the world's most elaborate sports arena? Nothing to see here, folks. Just two kids in love.

Just two people in their mid-30s, the early 40s, whopping spit in the altar, Adam Sandler presiding over your nuptials. What's not to like about this? Is it a perfect place to have a secret meeting of the world's most elite entertainers and athletes and business people and otherwise scammers? Get them all in a room, shake him down a little bit,

give them the, give them the, yes. Obviously, that would be an opportune time to spill the new plan. told everyone at once in plain sight. Of course. Do I think that's what happened? Absolutely. Why would Paul McCartney come out of hiding? He's been practically hiding for years.

Paul McCartney's a hermit. All right? He blames himself for John's death and if he doesn't, he should. I think he purposely inspired that guy Mark David Chapman to shoot John London. I can't prove it. And I also don't care. All right? Like, it doesn't matter to me. I like the Beatles.

somewhat. I'm not, you know, like, I want to hold your hand. It's like a terrible, you know, is a good, it's, the song structure is fine. But, you know, I'm, I'm not bopping to that. You know, give me, give me some Rolling Stones any day. But the Rolling Stones come to my funeral. I would love that to have Mick Jagger just give a little hip swagger while my corpse is dripped into the acid. But I digress. Yeah, I mean, look, did COVID have a, did that have a, a, a meeting? need to go along with it. They have these things that they used to be at Davros. They used to be at the Bilderberg group. But, you know, the times have shifted. This is the age of entertainers now. It's the age of podcasters. It's the age of singers and guys who get traumatic brain injuries

when they try to, what's that thing they do in football? The bounties. They try to paralyze each other. Good for them. That's the way to go. All right. No one needs your pussy builder bear group. It's over.

So, yeah, well, I'm sure that McCartney came out. It good for McCartney. McCartney knows one thing. That's what you see about successful people, by the way. You know, why are you in Taylor Swiftby, friends? What is this about? Because if you're a, if you're a successful guy and you're in your 60s or 70s, the only thing you can do is claw to youth to find someone to give you, he wrote,

oh, he's the head of the Beatles. He says, the fact, though, don't give me John Lennon. John Lennon got domed all due respect. he can't be the head his head was blown away he's the head of the Beatles he shouldn't need to be vindicated by you know someone who's like 50 years this is a vampire's game

all right new blood or you're out so good for him getting in the game and I'm Sandler I don't know what he had to make up for some movie that bombed probably oh he's good I'm good friends with Taylor Spirit why would you any of you people be friends what are you guys doing you guys you are you guys playing pinnuckle what is pinnacle you guys playing magic the gathering

what do you do together besides have weddings show me any time you hang out you hang out with like david and uh chris rock maybe in those movies you put your you put your friends into movies adam sandler where's taylor swift in your movies you don't think she'd love to be in happy gilmore too

they're lying to our face. I like Happy Gilmore too more than most people. I thought it was fine. But I wasn't expecting much. You all expect too much out of these people. So yeah, I do think that there was a nice, you know, first dance. They shifted blood from one to the other. You know, they did some kind of satanic ritual.

But in a nice way. I'm not trying to make a big deal. But yeah, at some point during the program, you know, maybe during dinner, I used to work weddings. I used to do photography. That was the time when you buried people. You know, you have your premier speeches. You know, best man, you know, made of honor.

You know, depending on their wedding, maybe the father of the bride wants to say a few words. Maybe the windbag father of the groomed st. Shaz. I mean, once they're rich, once they're usually the wife, you know, the bride's family's paying for it. But the groom's family's got out of a meal, let, you know, if the head of Halliburton wants,

if Cheney wants to start with his daughter's wedding, let him. My point is, when you bury people during dinner? Oh, the grandma wants to, you know, annoy people with the fact that she's alive. I remember when you don't remember a shit. Or whatever, we buried him in the middle of dinner. That's where they had the,

you know, like, it's probably just a, I'm not saying it's like, you know, oh, we're going dark and we're going to, like, you know, start executing people. It's just they like to keep. people abreast these important people. Here's where the new bunkers are going to be. Yes, we're going to

start killing some people. I think most in the tendons probably zoned out eating their chicken when they heard. You know, oh, which sector are you going to execute for? No, it's not their concern. They leave it to the generals. They hire the generals. They hire

these people. They hired the government to do this. What's the new disease coming out? You know, what's Are we pro-vax? We anti-fax? What are we now? You know?

Are we going to invade Greenland? That's it on the table. What are you going to do? You're going to have a fucking... When else are you going to get together with everyone? The Oscars? It's too chaotic. Everyone's fighting each other with the Oscars.

This is... Look, it's just... I'm very happy for Taylor. I'm very happy for Travis. I don't... Do I think it's going to last? You know, I don't think the world's going to last. I think we...

I think we would do well to outlive. I'll be very happy to see them divorce, only because it means that we lived long enough to see it. All right, things aren't going the best. I've heard that they let, what's his name? The guy, um, the Chavez? That's Chavez. Who's Maduro?

He's there. They let him come. It was a nice thing because they felt bad. He's been locked up in that Brooklyn Detention Center. They let him come. he didn't get like they because you can bring him underneath like I'm sure that guy's doing fine they they had to like tie him up for the uh for what you call it you know the the the pictures right we go we captured this guy we kidnapped him and now oh he's gone but now like they brought him

the wedding he was there he was doing uh he was doing the electric slide they just put you know they fucking there's no for time why would there be a wedding in the middle of time square we know where it is middle of mid-term town Manhattan. No one's the pictures. It's not videoed or they're going to sell that in Disney Plus. I'm telling you like this is this is the piece is like in Prince the Prince Diana right and Charles you know one the one that whacked his wife allegedly. This way you know at least they gave the people a wedding to look at that was all point of a royal wedding remember in Game of Thrones right you're all you're all busy watching the house of the dragon every week right

Sunday nights Remember game Remember the Reckon royal weddings were a big deal They didn't hide Joffrey and Marjorie They didn't hide Santa and Tyrion You know They kill they that's why you kill people at weddings

And the end of the movie I'm saying I'm not telling people to do what I'm saying in the show I'm just saying it's a big event It's something to distract the public But then now it's like they only want us to have that They only want us to have a distraction They want to tease us. They're trying to drive people insane.

We're that crazy weekend. It's a big quadriplegic centennial, whatever they call it, the 250? 250 years of this shit. Can you believe it? Fucking still going. Everyone thought we'd be a, when they asked Ben Franklin, hey, you know, what are we? Is it a Republic if you can keep it? And what we can't get?

Yeah, whatever, just shove it, whatever it is, Republican. is a fucking dictator who gives it shit just fucking ss fucking sick it to the people that's all i give a shit about oh we're talking about no one no one gives you what you want all right it's not designed for that it couldn't be right just just hope for you know little treats bread and circus which you don't get now apparently where you know where's our circus this was supposed to be our big circus and all the guy is teasing all the guys like it's like hey Paul McCartney was here. Adam Sandler.

Hey, I love Adam Sandler. I love that happy Gilmore, that Billy Madison shit. Can I see his little, no, I can't see his speech? I can't see his little speech. His little fucking, bo-bo-bo-bo-do-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo. Uncog jams, great movie. You know, not for you. You get dog shit.

You get the heat dome. You get to stay inside. or go out in the thunderstorms. Terrible shit's happening. You know, you, oh, Paul McCartney, the Beatles. I mean, no one even knows who they are anymore.

And teasing you as shit. It's like you, you didn't think they were, like, most people who weren't even alive for that. I wasn't alive for it, but I mean, even a lie for, like, anyone caring about the Beatles. Kids don't care about it. And that's how much the contempt they have for you. Oh, you know, Paul McCartney,

most people are like, what? Yeah, well, you can't have it. All right. That's the new Bugatti. That's the new fucking Urme's bag. What's called a Birken bag? Paul McCartney's got so far up the ass of history that he's now like a bespoke luxury brand

that Taylor Swift, you know, pimps out of her wedding. You think he fucking, you think he dressed up like a dog? I bet he dressed up like a dog. I bet he dressed up like a rabid dog. Oh, you're my best friend, Taylor. man's best friend and he's just fucking you know like a furry and starts singing like I want to

hold you but he's holding the hand like a like a like a paw like a dog paw that's how twists this world's become that's how backwards everything is bontc Mc Jagger you don't see Keith Richards doing that they're just stuck on heroin all day allegedly don't sue me

Keith Richards hey hey that's that happened unbearable he's suspected in 19 Jersey deaths I mean people are freaking roasting inside their homes while paul mccarnie dresses like a dog and sings the beatles catalog to some guy who fucking like you know how many people that did Travis kelsey paralyze maybe none i don't really know what position he played was a receiver was he a linebacker Patrick my homes was there he's a quarterback several days of scorching temperatures suspected of cause at least

19 dead i had you die from the heat i mean is this those old people maybe i feel like i'm gonna die what you know in this heat and i might new jersey governor mike sherrill call calls the current weather the hottest stretch we've seen there were 14 years i mean that doesn't seem that high though that's the thing i got to say it's been hot but it's another thing here which is heat domed shit and it's fucking you know and all this nonsense about people going crazy about the heat 14 years ago was what like 2012 all right i guess not that it's what are we doing like i i feel like i mean i i see it happens to myself i get these things i look at the weather what's the weather today what's the temperature and it's like extreme heat warning extreme heat warning well that's very interesting

what is it like 106 is like 95 now the only going to go as hot as shit i recently moved into some uh pre-war building on the top floor uh uh which is just, you know, absorb, from the point of view of physics, everything that you don't want with heat, right? Absorbs the heat, plaster walls, I don't know. These people tell me these shit,

and I zone out. But the point is, you know, it sucks. I'm not saying it doesn't suck, but they're trying to drive us insane, though, with it. They wanted to go, when I was a kid, it would be 95, it would be 100. No, I'm bad at the fucking eye. You just went out of your plate.

I get it. I'm not a child anymore. I'm on the brink of death, perhaps. Whatever, a lot of us are. But I do feel like we were being kind of driven into this kind of panic. You know, in the same way we used to be like, you know, he used to have feet of snow on the ground.

And now it's like, you know, we all joke about get your eggs, get your bread, get your vaccine, you know, they make you do this shit. The heat, it's like, yeah, it sucks. And if you're old, we need to have places for old people to go. But just, you know, they want everything's a heat dome, a heat vortex. I don't know there's just be global warming.

Like you can't, you can't sell us global warming and climate change and then like lose your mind about a heat dome. It's like, all right. Yeah, this is supposed to happen. If we didn't have, I mean, I'm not even saying it's because of this. But yeah, this is like, you know, we can't freak out about 96 degrees. You know, California's on fire all the time. the White House campaign to overturn a World Cup red card.

So apparently this guy, Filarin Balogun, who was apparently a United States guy. Was that Italian? What kind of name? I'm just curious. Is that Hispanic? Is that Latin?

It seems Italian. Whatever he is, apparently he stomped on some guy's ankle, allegedly, and they gave him one game suspension. And the White House did the whole, you know, secret, like as if it was like Trouble diplomacy, like Kissinger going to China.

They, uh, let's see what it has. So in the hours after the U.S. secured his first victory in a World Cup knockout match in more than 20 years, the moving inside the White House was anything of a celebratory. So we won. We beat the Bosnia. And then the game held 2400 miles

away in Santa Claria, California. And marred by a controversial red card, the American's top score. Stryker of Florin Blugin. and it meant he would automatically suspended. This is a lot of corrupt. I don't I can't say for sure. I don't watch a lot of soccer

or a lot of football Americana as they call it, right? Football, I'm not big. I mean, but the World Cup is exciting. I've watched some matches at bars and we all just go, you know, it's fun to, I mean, I'll be a bar with a bunch of old white men

just, you know, who don't, obviously, they weren't born with soccer, you know. These guys are baseball and they still love that you get anything. That's a nice thing about sports. It's a great unifier. It doesn't matter if you were raised with soccer. You raise it with a cross.

People think, oh, people, it's just fucking, it doesn't matter. It's as long as it's America, you can get behind it. That's what's nice about sports. Never mind, the soccer's world governing body fiercely protect his role as a final arbiter of what happens within the white line.

I mean, they're trying to make it seem like FIFA isn't, I've always heard it's relatively corrupt. Maybe I'm, you know, the World Cup shit. Isn't there always a controversy about them, like, giving away, you know, people being bribed to get, like, you know, to get the World Cup or whatever, allegedly? For Commerce Secretary, Howard Lutnik and Andrew Giuliani, the executive, so the World Cup task force was Howard Lutnik. You know, the guy from Epstein Island, who's a Commerce Secretary. The guy who was like, hey, we were at the island?

No. Like, well, we have fidgety. Hey, what are you going to do? Yeah, no, I was there for lunch with my family. Was you know, you're in a bunch of guys. Hey, stop busting my balls, you know. My brother died in 9-11 or something. It's all very, uh, an Andrew Giuliani, who I believe, uh, wasn't he, didn't Chris Farley do a sketch of him on back in the day on SNL where he's like played Giuliani's kid?

Because I think Giuliani's kid was a little bit of a rascal. And, uh, but who is he? He's executive director. Oh, so Andrew Giuliani is the executive director of the White House's World Cup task force. I don't understand this. They kind of quip, I mean, so Giuliani is still on the inside. You thought Giuliani, maybe, you know, he was in disgrace. He was somewhere with, like, you know, ink leaking down his face, bankrupt, and he's on the outs.

But no, his son is the head of the White House. he's the director of the White House World Cup Task Force so that family is not on the outs good to know starting that night London and Giuliani organized several phone calls Trump basically at the end

Trump just just called the guy this guy Infantino is the guy who runs FIFA I guess and like after all this back and forth I'll just call the guy Infantino was ruled soccer's governing body since 2016

and courted Trump for nearly as long. He's been a regular guest of the Oval Office and popped up. So it's good. I mean, I don't see the problem here. Why would you want to have the World Cup at your goddamn thing? At your country?

Like, who gives a shit any of this? This is like, are we displaying America here? They don't look good? I mean, honestly, is this a good look for America? Oh, come to L.A. and see, you know, the Skid Row. and come to New York and, you know, see everyone dying in the heat

and planes crash all the time, right? We have wildfires every day, you know? People go missing in our national parks. Come witness it. I'm not being down in America. I just don't know what we're selling to the world with the World Cup. You know, why we want,

the whole point seems to be that you can kind of get a leg up into competition, which is what you want. You need home court advantage. Everyone gets home court advantage. People who don't know sports, think it's fake, thinking some bullshit. But it's real.

I mean, the home court, you know, it doesn't mean you're going to win, but I mean, you're expected to win. That's how really, when you are at home, you hope, that's what you get, having a better record a lot of the time. It's home court advantage. So we have here.

So Trump fucking threaten the guy or whatever, offer them some gold. Who gives a shit? This is what sports are for. Sports are for propaganda purposes. If you happen to be an athlete, then you better get yours. All right?

It's your job just to fucking push the ball, you know, to spit the fucking, uh, spit on the refs, you know, just, just, what were your basketball, you know, the Bron James? It's your job to choke in the fourth quarter. It's fine. You know, it's just you do your thing, but people are going to use the game for their own purposes. It's not about fair play, all right? Never has been. It's a game of, it's a game of gambling.

There are sports is four here. Children watch the game. This is great. I love watching baseball. Oh, look, another pitch. You need to have some money on the line. You need to have some skin in the game. Because, you know, kids think they can beat it, right?

That's a part of the game. You're watching this shit and you go, this is great. I might be a baseball player one day. Because you don't know you're going to be fat or dumb. Two, you know, I actually used to dumb, but too dumb for baseball. I mean, I don't even know. I'm a smart enough guy, I think, sometimes. People can disagree.

I don't know if I feel like if I was playing baseball other things have changed I still would be flustered by the the guys giving you the hand signals you know steal this steal second I was like no I'm fine where I am if he hits a home run I'll run

you know you have to have a little bit of savvy it's not the point the point is it's a fine time to get back some of our fucking imagine if we win the World Cup everyone's shitting all over us everyone thinks it's counting us out with America oh your Americans are fat and lazy

oh you start wars oh you just do whatever it is you'll tell you oh you just fucking your jobs are doing worse your oil oh you're irrelevant all this shit you're kids are dumb oh those other shit we say yeah we try to bomb people to shut them up and sometimes it works you know I bet look I will say this I don't think we should have done what we did in Venezuela.

But I mean, you know, I bet you don't hear as much smack talk about America. I'm just saying. It doesn't make it right. But, you know, people need to stay. It's better we stay face on the sports field than win the World Cup. They have to invade the country and kid up a president. Because people are going to save face one way or the other. People have to have dignity.

Well, I mean, almost just has to take. taken from them you know what i'm saying if you got the gun you get that's how you'll die the gun fights you know why would you guys wait throw your life away because people there's nothing to care about otherwise people people are just it's all just bravado and stealing and it's all like you know you really a house in the hamptons or house in you know uh malibu or some beautiful house somewhere else, Palm Beach, or you, or you die in the gunfight. That's how the rich become rich. That's how the elite become the elite.

Because they'd rather be dead than be you. And it's not healthy. It's not right. I'm just saying, like, don't be surprised when they, uh, you know, when they, when they, when they, when, you know, a fucking, they're right, they die and drive bys. Because they'd rather, I mean, that's not who dies and drive by as though. But you get my point. Metaphorically.

the world stage is a high stakes game no going back inside story of europe's rupture of america this story just came out in the world street journal literally like 10 minutes before the show came it's hot press shit hot press news uh almost midnight in brussels the leaves of europe were locked in the fifth hour i mean i'm not a real-ish but the space egg you see the it basically is about we're drawing the line here

about emmanuel mccron president of france whose wife was the one that kansas owens with the with the he said she had a penis. I don't know. What if it came of that? Is she a woman or not? Do we not know? Is it undecided? That was a big story for a while and it went away.

Everyone said they're going to sue her. Maybe if she's being sued but why isn't it being covered? I don't know. But that's not what this is about. It's about they're trying to start some shit in Europe. This is all about some special meeting they had to like if I can break away from the American influence. They want to start having

a clutch of European leaders chimed in to complain. The administration more interested in mining and energy deals and upholding America's traditional role in the world. I'm slow down my life. Europe risks becoming a miserable slave the United States grabs the public Prime Minister of Belgium.

The Conservative Prime Minister of Italy. So basically it's that bitching. You know, Greenland and Venezuela, and we're running rough shot. And they're basically threatening that we're going to divorce ourselves from America. They're going to divorce ourselves from like, I guess, you know,

they're not serving. militaries, right? They're going to start their own fucking, like in the old days, we had Prussia and you had England and he had Great Britain, France, everyone had armies, there's fight, World War I. And we act like it's the worst thing in the world. But I say breaking it on. I mean, this is my thing because I'm sick of hearing these like, yeah, I don't approve of what the Trump administration is done Iran, whatever. But I'm saying, I don't like hearing it's like, we should dismount. Why, what would be better than having like a good,

all we do is like bomb countries that are like, you know, supposedly less than America, you know, us, right? Like, less powerful. Let's build up some good armies in Europe again. You know, like, that's the thing. We did better when we had these rivals. We did better when we had Great Britain as an enemy.

This whole like Great Britain is our allies. like horseshit is really run its course. All right. This country was formed, if you don't remember, uh, fucking telling these, these,

these, these, these, these, these, these, these, Brits to fucking,

you know, piss off. Uh, and Franks, France helped us, but, you know, then we left, we left France to hang dry,

uh, during the French Revolution, which seems kind of, you know, I guess it makes sense, you know, because we were technically to be on the side of the, of the people revolting,

you would think. But also, they weren't the ones helped us in a lot of ways uh the revolution happened because you know we spent a bunch of money helping us and a lot you know it wasn't the only thing we uh didn't help certainly didn't help i bet king louis whatever the fuck 17th 14 50 16 but he was sitting there going what the what what have i done why not let those you know those americans but they wanted to stick it to the british this is the fun you have when you have a whole european continent kind of like

out for themselves. This European Union has helped no one. It's help no one. Except for the fucking bankers. You know? It's just not, no one feels good. No one,

no one feels proud. It's just a bunch of, you know, high speed rail and some fjords and some, you know, occasionally you watch some World Cup or some Formula and racing, whatever they do over there.

No one, you know, we do well to have some more wars in Europe. Europe is a nice climate. Yeah, I miss like the old, the depressions. I guess those folds into the Germans at some point, right? But World War I had those cool helmets. Everyone had those, like, you know, nice outfits. It just seems like, there was a regal charm.

And then, you know, and it'd be nice to start bombing that again. All we do is bomb cultures that we don't understand, you know? We bomb Iran. We bomb Iran. Iraq. We bomb, I guess we bombed, uh, Venezuela a little bit. But we should buy, you know, we, we, we come from Europe, right? A lot, you know, or your traditions. You want to fucking fight people that you know. What is it? You know, it's like, it's sometimes you just need to go back to fighting someone that you, that could be your brother. Europe's like a little

brother. Good. Get some, get your fucking shit up. Get your own goddamn war, uh, against each other. why is that bad for us why what's this prospect I felt like oh we can't have you're fighting each who's this help all we do is we had we still like if we didn't have wars I'd be fine with it

but what we do is have wars give the rest of the world a break I bet you know I think it's be good for everyone you'd have less people like there'd be less moral complaining about war if we bomb if everyone's bombing each other that's kind of like yeah it's just what happens because now if now it's over just too much

ammunition for people who want to go America just, you know, bombs for oil. It bombs for resources. It just, you know, tries to, you know, be the cowboy of the world, you know,

the sheriff of the world. And it's something like this, some of history, but like this is where history is, I get it. But it's just, you wouldn't have those complaints if we were also bombing Paris.

It would just feel more balanced. But, you know, we can't bomb Paris down. I don't got shit. Build some goddamn, you know, you can't just be nukes. They need to build some tanks, some jets, some drones.

Because this is only one target now in the West. It's us. Right? Just America, Russia. Just fucking everyone fighting each other. It's little wars. Go back to the little wars. Trump gives a campaign style July 4th speech on National Mall for the...

Was he by the... I didn't read this whole speech. Was he blaming communism, by the way? I don't mind this. Here you go. Yeah. President Trump marked the 250th anniversary of the... United States on Saturday with a campaign-style speech

it repeats his calls for new voting restrictions warned that communists could gain ground in the country and cycle through what he touted as his achievements. I think it's fine. I think it's good to like how, you know, bring back some of the hits. You know, people want to shit on this. You know, going after communists. But that was a good, that lasts us for like a good half a century.

We got a lot of years out of that. communism is a very it's a good dividing line because no I look around they go look I'm not for anything I'm why don't you just give people we're not going to have

anything my this is my opinion just like Europe is able to seem to because they don't have wars I guess as much they were able to just kind of keep their like companies and like from fucking their people

a little bit right like give them out of insurance whatever like just take the edge off but we're not going to do that right we're not going to do we're not going to have anything real so you might as well just fucking people don't want as as little as people work and they don't work that hard anymore no one's working hard no one's really doing the right thing but the idea that anyone's getting anything that they're not getting drives them nuts i get this is human nature no one wants to deal

with human nature they want to act like you're selfish like you're not designed you know if i want to give charity, I want to give charity. You know, if I want to feed my kid, that's charity. It's not, but it's not for you the side. If I want to make sure, you know, I watched them, uh, thing on YouTube today was some, some family to beach.

They went for a walk. They left their, like, you know, six months old baby in a little tent. And we got pissed. Hey, we, we, they arrested them. And it's like, hey, hey, you shouldn't expect anything in this world. That's the way I look at it.

But, you know, it's like, you know, no one's to be told you have to give you have to you know it should be it should be it should be a virtuous thing is that's just that's just the way just no one likes it though you know you like to give you don't like to be told to give and you like to work hard but not when it's such expensive you know these are not like selfish things it's just a natural thing now doesn't mean it doesn't mean communism can't work and not work I didn't read das capitol there's not a point I'm the point I'm saying, we're talking about, I'm talking about what works.

I mean, I don't think there's a lot of evidence for like, you know, communist nations doing great. I mean, China's doing it right. They have a lot. I don't think you just call that communism. That's some kind of another thing, but whatever. The point is not the point. The point, we're talking about an economic system

and the ends of the balance, the viability of such, right? You know, who controls capital? Who controls currency? That's not, they're going to do with this. It's about which fucking bullshit, like, you know, excuse are people going to to accept which you know uh boogie man are people going to focus on instead of whatever you're doing the steel and rob and pilfer give him comedy you know if trump wants to like you know

bring back communism it's as good as anything it hits that itch well else do we have we're going to blame like social decay the trajectory of a falling empire that doesn't sound fun you know that's like probably was more accurate that you know it's just kind of once you disbant me maybe we could have lasted a lot longer but once you start to dismount you really can't put the uh egg back in the in the garden you know it just doesn't work that way once you go into the decline it's really hard to put you know we're we unless you have a big war big wars are always the x factor that's why the whole europe thing let's have a big war and we're all just kind of restart maybe now people are going to die people going to die anyway i have a feeling i don't want to

I would not like to get drafted. But, you know, if everyone gets drafted, you know, then it's a fair game. So just draft my parents. What's wrong with that? Draft the old people. Why don't we have the old people fight? If everyone, why don't we have some kind of Geneva convention and go, how would that work, Kump?

How the hell would that work? You know, how would you enforce that? I don't know, you enforce these Geneva conventions where you can't torture people, you know, wink, wink, whatever. I'm just saying we still have, we still talk, we still bring them up every five seconds. Well, we, yeah, yeah, but the CIA, they did it in Afghanistan, whatever,

we got in trouble or they, well, they said they were going to get in trouble. Whatever. Point is, you have old people fight. No one under the age of 65 fights. It's illegal. That's who should go. It should be, like, older people who have,

you know, no much to live for. I mean, you know, whatever is, I have a plenty of live. for I actually just retired and I'm doing ships and bottles and model trains well yeah we really just meant we could we could force you to so whatever you know you're playing and live for it's at the point that being literal we just we're gonna you started a mess right I'm sick of why are the young people giving up you know it's not how you fucking build a strong society when you have young people go off the Donna in a war uh you lose your best men

I mean, some would say it's good because then you have less people competing. It's like the Renaissance with the Black Death. I don't know. Again, I am not an expert. You make me the president though, I'll fix everything. That's a promise. You put me in power where I fix it. Make me the mayor of New York.

Can we do that? What could I be? At my current level of notoriety, what do I, what do I get a state assemblyman, even that? I can probably, I can maybe be state assemblymen, right? Maybe not. We got work on that. We got to work on getting me elected somewhere.

Trump, money making, run, unrivaled. So this report came out too. Here's the thing. It's like, you know, this is, you need to, good for him to pivot. Because no one needs to be hearing about a president, you know, being unprecedentedly, the unintended, rich, enriching himself. What's this? I mean, I'm going to, again, but skim this.

Overall, this is Trump's revenue in 2025, jumped to at least two points. billion compared with a minimum of 622 million in 2024 so that means he made like a billion and a half dollars more in the year because he's president that sounds like what you're saying that seems crazy right I mean no one wants to hear that no one needs to hear that and like if we could do something about it cool oh we were we're asking to report you know release his tax returns I'm just saying there's not there's no way to cut no better way to cut yourself and to keep if you're not willing you know to do hold someone accountable uh i yeah do i think is dude

is that is that sign of corruption are you kidding me i mean of course a billion and a half i mean how do you make a billion and a what is this is crypto whatever i mean people have a lot of money in that crypto shit whatever was being trump coins it's all fair game you know why because no one's doing shit about it is it wrong well i don't know yes of course of course to this. You know, he's doing you a favor is my point.

Because he's not stopping him. So he's going to, he's changing the subject. The communism. Don't worry about the fact that I got a billion and a half dollars that shouldn't have gotten a blank of corruption.

It's common. The problem is communism. Remember communism and you're afraid they were going to like, what, invade Vietnam? What were the communists doing back then? There was like a few years. where they kept like taking over countries, right?

And then like Vietnam went, I don't know, it was the domino theory. I get it. I mean, look, it's just, it did sweep through, you know, to put yourself in their shoes, it did sweep through Europe pretty quickly, this whole, you know, back in the day.

And people are going like, oh, it's going to be us, so we're going to be fucking, because the problem with communism is like it's too much, uh, no, you know, it's too much stakes. Like, it's like,

you promise, lot is just you can't do it no one can do anything right that they promise but comedy it's like these dictators they have to kind of like safe face instead of being like oh the dirty democrats fucking you know wouldn't vote for my plan or i lost the midterms there's not enough outs you know you're always you're always in power in communism you're always fucking top dog uh you're always like you know you have you have the secret police so there's no like release valve so you have to just start killing farmers. That's the biggest. I mean, I think I just summed up

communism for like, you know, the problem with it more than most people. I mean, you can talk shit about me all you want. I think it's pretty distinct thing. It's just there's no, there's nowhere to go with it. It doesn't, could you make it work or something? Yeah, maybe. Like it's in theory, but like, people need to save faith. There's no way to save face. Because it doesn't seem to read. I guess you can't have communism with like, when you're not the only party in charge. Why can't, like, why can't a country be kind of communistic but have two different parties

when they had that right with the whites and the reds or something in the Bolsheviks and the Trotskyites in Russia but it just seems to become a unit party like we're a unit party you have a fucking democracies. There are brands

that's my point you need to have a fucking the biggest problem is you know if you don't have anything to blame it on whether you know we have communists and we have you know, the other political party. Connie's got nothing.

Oh, the capitalists is doing this. But like, it doesn't sound, they're like, when you're in a communist country, you're in regression in the fift 40s or 50s. And they go, oh, the capitalists are doing it. The capitalists don't seem to be here. We can't buy shit. We're eating like fucking, you know, turnips.

Doesn't see how capitalists are here. They're sabotaging us. I don't think you have to. We probably were to see how he was definitely doing shit. But it just doesn't stick, right? This is why. This is why it's okay for Trump. just blame, start blaming communism.

We need to go back to what worked. What worked was to blame communism was to fucking, um, do a moon race, uh, maybe invade Vietnam. Vietnam, we did better against Asia, maybe. The Middle East stuff is just like, it's just to get stuck there.

I feel like Asia is a better country, you know, China's got a more natural proxy thing with, with all these, you know, countries, right? It's more nasty. Like, we, we have China as a boogeyman. We go to war over Taiwan. We go to war over, you know, wherever, Sri Lanka.

I don't know what the point of any of this is. But you need to do something. You know, no one wants to focus on, like, the jobs being down. Oh, the job, you know, the job numbers are horrible. And, like, and AI is, like, not doing great. So they're, they're fucking, even the AI people are going, like, oh, we're not going to take your jobs. Don't worry.

Because they realize this. like this is fucking things aren't going. It's apparently a sign of a great sign of the economy when an AI company can come out and go, hey, all your jobs, you know, those country level jobs are going away. Big tech has suddenly flopped or flipped to the AI wipeout scenario.

A year ago, the message for many business leaders was that AI was going to wipe out jobs for the past month or so. Tech CEOs have been striking a more optimistic tone. I mean, it's always, both you don't take them on faith value but a year ago it was good new they would go to investors and go hey these fucking poor scumbags we're gonna be out of job we're gonna throw them in the grist mill that's how good is going and now they have to be like hey adjust your expectations so two things

are true one it's just the the whole adoption is not as good but also people are starting really they're realizing oh like society might collapse and so it's no longer like Like, you know, when things are going really well, you can kind of talk about how, yeah, it's all going to be terminator, too, and we're going to wipe U.S. Judgment Day. We're going to get these dying on nuclear fire. And everyone kind of laughs it off. Wouldn't that be crazy? Oh, they have these think pieces, the op-eds and all that shit. Oh, imagine if AI takes our jobs.

Oh, will we really be declining with grapes on the beach while the robots work for us? I wonder. Ooh. But that, you know, that gives way to like, oh, things are actually. She's starting to get worse. Job numbers are shit. People are kind of starting to lose it. Let's dial it back because we're not ready yet for whatever.

I mean, we need enough of this fucking, you need good old fashion pinkos. You know, the red menace. That's what you need. You need a fucking red menace. It's a lovely, it's a lovely time to, you know, imagine the world. What happened to that? wedding you think what do you what do you think happened that wedding you think there's an orgy

there's some kind of sick sex stuff why won't they show us why would they tell us what happened you think charlie sheen was there i wonder if anyone got imagine it i'll make a light of it imagine it imagine aides of the wedding a tale of spurs wedding davy wild not saying charlie she would be the one doing it i'm just saying imagine like but imagine the bacchanal that would occur i mean it's massive square garden why do you what first of all what do you need that for like do they even use the seats how does that even work like you have a you have an arena um people just seated at the wedding are they get are they using some of the floor as the space it just seems like it's not really set up for a wedding it seems like it's set up for some kind

of you know one world government meeting a meeting where they talk about how we you know look communism's back we're bringing we're bringing that back Taylor Swift's gonna have a song about fucking how you know um the work you know the workers the workers of the world um unite but that's that's comedy and she didn't know she wouldn't be communist whatever she could be the uh where the workers can suck my ass i'm taylor baby that's a song i'm taylor baby welcome to a wedding commune this is why i'm I don't do the songwriting. You get Paul McCarthy for that.

You get that fucking old dinosaur. Who's, you know, more relevant to the youth than I'll ever be. You get him to fucking write your songs. You get me, I'm more of like a grand strategist, you know, bring me on. It's just like a PR guy. Some guy who takes to fall. I'm a patsy. Maybe you're a patsy, whoever these people, you know, is Taylor Swift, you know,

one world government, you know, cabal? why can I even I can even be a patsy I haven't earned that I feel like I've earned that I mean you think Will Spitz was there you think Chris Rod I mean what what happens

you know who is even the relevant people like is Leo I guess Leon or DeCaprio you have to have him uh if he's coming to the euros is going to be his plus one and you know he's a 19 year old

whatever um the cast of uh the cast of Stranger Things, I'm sure. Who are the park size plot hoppers? The pork hoppers. I'm trying to think who, like who, who is

Jason, James, what were their names? Jake Paul? Jake Paul? Who wouldn't, like, who would turn it down? It's a wild time. It's a wild time. I would love to be there. love to just be at that wedding and just fucking just trying to sell people on some like shit

business try and get people to invest in the numb butter what my products i have my famous products i remember there's an old episode numb butter was this butter that would like you put on um what was it for i think we determined it was like it was a predatory thing don't worry about it go back and go back and find him in the archive there's plenty of episodes you know it's make clips. Anyway, uh, that's about it.

Supreme court did some shit this week. What you do? Uh, birth rights citizenship is still here. It's fine. I don't know what to tell you. You're mad about that. You know, then go run for the Supreme Court.

What do you want me to do? It's like, oh, I can't believe he's crazy Supreme Court. Like, I'm not saying it's right or wrong. I'd love, you know, put me on the Supreme Court. I'll actually be a fucking, uh, I'll just,

enrich myself. I would love to fucking just, you know, I mean, Clarence Thomas gets a lot of gifts, right? I mean, I would just love. No one in this country really, I mean, I mean, plenty of people do, but me, you know, the populace. We don't understand how good it must feel to be a corrupt politician to, like, vote on something and then like, and just fucking take money for it. It seems so simple. It seems like, why could you live with yourself? Because it's just the biggest rush in the world, I guess. Just take some money. Let me go, let me go it the other way.

I'm a big, I'm a big fucking, you know, let me vote against his children's hospital. And everyone hates me. And it's part of the rush. It's like, it's like getting ball torture, you know? It's like getting stomped on by a hooker.

It's just a great rush. It's like, it's like fighting a dog. No one understands the thrill of being like a villain anymore. Or even on a, shooters like we're our big we're our big pro people these mass shooters they're all like he's like kind of oh no no one's got any flare no one's got any fucking style just fucking everyone's just these fucking depressed people

well you know just getting well just getting shot by depressed people in this country waiting to get shot by some guy on prozac or whatever it's just a sad way to go we we used that we use that we use that we use that patty hurst and and dillinger and now he's that fucking he's just a depressed people, depressed children. Imagine getting murdered by a depressed child. What a way,

you know, that's just no way to live. Americans deserve more than that. Americans deserve a lot more. Vote for Kump. But make me, make me something, make me the mayor.

Make me the goddamn mayor. How much worse could I do? Whatever. I'll fucking save this city. I'll fucking turn Madison Square. I'll just, I'll, will evict Madison Square Garden.

That's the first thing I'll do. I'll turn it into a giant, um, a giant rock climbing, like a facility for people. You know, that's a lot of fun for people. You know, there's a lot of fun. You're not a lot of fun things to do in the city.

You make a giant rock wall where Madison Square Garden. We don't need that. Put the, let them play in Jersey. I want America, I want New York's kids playing on a rock wall and play handball. Bring the handball course back to New York. and stick ball all the balls

and also it'll be a what's that place that like the fucking outback one with the blooming onion you have a nice one of those thanks so much for tuning in and remember just you know just just just try to get yours

because it's all a mess it's all goddamn mess have a good night