Kump - Ep. 268 NEVER FORGET WHAT'S COMING

Episode Date: September 7, 2026

https://www.patreon.com/raykump Support the show + get bonus episodes every week.Ray celebrates Labor Day with plane crashes, 25 years of never forgetting, and the promise of being replaced by AI. Plus, Mamdani’s 9/11 controversy, LEGO, Macaroni Salad, and much more.

Happy Labor Day to all. Enjoy it. It just might be your last. Because while you're laying out drunk on an inflatable raft, desperately sucking down the last dwindling rays of this pathetic summer's son, praying you don't shit in your parents' pool after eating too many tacos and not enough pills, the tech oligarchy of this country is busy as ever,

fist-fucking generative AI models into reconditioned Roombas. It doesn't matter if it can do your job. It actually doesn't matter if it works at all. I'll let you in on a secret. They don't want it to work. They just want it to not be you. It's hard to explain the abject disgust that the Sions have inherited wealth

and their drug-addled army of engineers have for you and I. They've sold you out to a shadow government of commercial surveillance and pharmaceutical terrorism where they hunker down in Montana and Wyoming and hell. waiting for the day when they can finally ship us off to the great FEMA camp in the sky,

because they've tasted all the caviar, they've drank all the wine, and they've pervade all the flesh. But none of that means anything. If they can't rip the McRib out of your hands and knock the teeth out of your mouth, while they hold you down and force you to watch as they load a buggy build of Windows Vista into your son's frontal lobe. But nothing you can do about that, except drink your own piss and hope for the best just enjoy yourself crack open a beer go to a parade work an 18-hour shift ubering women to prison to see their children amazon crashed a plane in miami killing at least five people

try not to let it get you down welcome to the corpo wars welcome to cump at least five dead after amazon cargo plane crashes at miami airport will rest in peace to whoever's dead the goddamn shame it's a strange timing of this it's the night before Labor Day and it's the week of 9-11 which would seem a haunting reminder except the plane seemed to crash all the time now it used to be a novelty is that the right word not you know a tragedy of course but a novel a novel tragedy when a plane crashed now we're getting we see a you know it used to be a big one a lot you get a nice you know a nice you know TWA 800, right?

You have a big thing like that. Malaysian Airlines disappears. Now we get like five people dead every other month. It's a, you know, a plane will overshoot the runway. A plane will fucking just, you know, hit a wall. Why are even walls on runways? I don't know. I'm not a pilot.

These things are a sort of terroristic apprief, if you will. They don't, you know, they've, I don't think this administration is really cut out for the big leagues of false flags. I don't think they really want to take on the 9-11 size project, if you will. They're having a real hard time with time management, the Trump administration. You know, Pete Hex has to have generals on polygraphs, I guess asking them how to win the war in Iran or seeing if they're communists. I don't know. Maybe we have some infiltrators.

Maybe, you know, history will vindicate Pete Higgsett, and we'll find out that Hydra has been running the American government for as long as we can remember. And, you know, and Robert Redford will, you know, rip off his mask and we'll say, hey, Pete, we said you were drunk and a louse and you couldn't fight a war to save your ass, but, you know, you did. You Scooby-Dood this one. It's hard to say.

Time will tell. but you know for now we get these little things oh what proof do you have that it was intentional to fall it doesn't need to be when you shut down the infrastructure of a country uh this is kind of what this is what happens it's what happens when you uh do whatever they did to the air traffic i don't keep track of what they did

where they fired them all they made them fucking uh you know they they cut their vacation time i can't remember this is something fishy here Maybe it's Amazon. Maybe he's mad that people are, you know, trying to do. I mean, does he even do the Amazon workers get Labor Day off? I would hope so. He doesn't even let them piss in the bathroom.

They make you piss in a bottle when you work for Amazon. So what would they say? Please, you know, I don't want any lawsuits here. If I've been speaking out of school and, in fact, they get the piss in a trough, let me know. I'd like, maybe that'd be a good job for me. maybe someone get me how how do I get a job at the Amazon Octoplex? How do I do I have to get a security clearance before I can haul

people's vitamins and sanitary napkins maybe I could do something useful for society but yeah it's a 9-11 was a big thing do you remember 9-11 it was around like you know came on the heels of Labor Day. You know, you don't tend to think of Labor Day in 9-11 together.

But they were kind enough back then when they planned 9-11. And by them, I mean, Rumsfeld and Bush and Cheney, to allow us, you know, they let summer end. Because God knows, you know, back then people actually had rights. That was, you know, that's when this, that's kind of when things started going all haywire. I mean, if you don't count, you know, Reagan and. and Nixon and the collapse of the American Empire and the 60, you know, losing Vietnam. Yeah, but 9-11 was a big one.

Don't forget, you know, financial crisis hadn't happened. People still had jobs. They thought they did. You know, people felt good about this country. We just won the Cold War, you know, that decade. And everyone thought, like, you know, well, we actually have some, you know, like, if you try to take it away from the men in the summer,

they would have lost their shit. They would have been rioting the street. that's the summer of Sam killer would have been murdering people. Remember like in the 70s when that stuff would happen? You would have had chaos. Now we're more docile. Now we're more engineered as people.

We're kind of used to losing more now. So they can kind of, you know, they can kind of encroach, creep it in. They're using their harp gun to control the weather to take away, you know, easing us out of summer. There's something up, you know,

when you don't have, summer and this summer is sucked you know i'm not the biggest uh beach bum you know i i'm not i'm not the fucking tan the messiah but i appreciate what it does for a people it makes people feel dignified to be able to go out to the beach to the park to the pool you let you soak your skin and sun like a you some kind of greek uh god or at least a greek peasant and you know and you get to feel like a person what was an anti-dufrain who said a man can feel more like a man when he drinks a beer fixing his

roof in the summer this way he said right after he murdered his wife right like you know a man can feel like a man when he's fixing his roof where he's killing his wife or banging some other guy you know what you thought you were yeah get the beers and I don't do your taxes or whatever strange movie about prison

yeah prison seems to be about like racially oriented fighting race wars and gangs and shivving But the show shake redemption shows is also about doing taxes. Point is, a man can feel like a man in the summer. And you take that away from him, he starts to feel like a prisoner, which is what he is. And so now, they're kind of chipping away. This is what, you know, Labor Day is supposed to be last try. No more last hurrahs.

You barely get any, the fucking, you know, it's a goddamn monsoon every other day. Maybe not an old. The whole country is kind of screwy, right? I got tornadoes in Long Island. How is it? You need years. You need to mark time with seasons. If not, you go insane.

You need 9-11. I don't mean the actual event. But no, but now that happens, you know, it's the 25th year without 9-11. It means something. It means that they lied incessantly about how much there was going to be another terrorist attack.

Right? Oh, Code orange, code red, code 11, code fuchsia. Maybe some of you too young to remember, but they would shove colors at us every day. Friends, your friend's dad was a cop. You don't see what I see. I get the bulletins. I get the bulletins that say that have the fictional terrorist that things were stopping. What did they find one guy with a shoe? they found a guy with her shoe when he had like a he tried to do a smoke bomb in a shoe

and we still we still barely keep our shoes on the airport you got paid $300 every two years to clear to keep your shoes on it's the TSA pre I don't know and now we have flock with not with flock and prevented 9-11 I don't know there's still no footage of any of these guys why is there no footage of these guys from 9-11 in the airport.

Why didn't that, why don't they have that? Well, they had flock. Well, flock wouldn't have done it. I think they had cameras in 2001.

They managed to figure out who these guys were within like three days, but no footage of the guys that, you know, in any of the airports. But get, yeah,

sure, get the license plates so you can fucking ask me while I was doing a Taco Bell at 2 a.m. And harass me and try and gangstock me. It's there so the cops

can, gang stalk you. That's why flock exists. It's not there. No one's, they might use it the, they can use it to stop crime? They could. Well, they won't, they're not going to stop any,

they're going to use it to accuse you of being some kind of seditious, uh, actor because you, you couldn't stop being case the arena for 2 a.m. You're a useful idiot. They'll never stop crime. They need crime.

Think about it. You've heard all, these things about the cops. I mean, the prison guards union and how they lobby against legalizing marijuana and shit. Like, that's crazy. You would think that's crazy, right? Now, look at it, they've legalized it in a lot of jurisdictions or whatever, but the fact that

you're pushing back at all, it's like, wait, you would actually because it gives you guys more jobs, you would actually, like, put people in jail. Like, you would lobby for that? Of course, don't be an idiot. They do that. You think the cops are going to stop crime? Dang. What are they going to get their overtime from? or they still they don't actually what they need to do the traffic they need the threat of violent attack they need violent attacks to happen constantly and the news and they work with the news to show you those violent attacks and then to show you lindsay clancy wrapping you know a weightlifting belt around a kids or whatever you know to get you all to get what's i got to do with you know that's not against me i'm not a child they want the mayhem

There's no one's going to pay overtime for a guy to sit in a parking lot or, you know, or sitting, you know, most of these jobs, I'm not trying to, they're here, everyone's a hero. But most of these jobs are not like solving violent crime. But they all benefit from the mayhem. The chaos pays the bills, right? There's no interest in solving the crime and stopping it. what's it done that's why they cleaned up

New York they let the homeless just go over bring them into Penn Station bring them into the park they bring them everywhere let them put them in the subway no doing anything about it because they still you know all the gangs aren't doing as much work

well we need them maybe give them methanol give them give him fentanyl get these guys on the edge every minute that goes by without an attack is bad for business. But I can't stress enough. How to hot dog?

You know, enjoy it. Relish. I'm not a big relish guy in the hot dog. I like mustard. I like just, I like just mustard. Cyrocracking me fine, but it gives you give you a little gas sometimes. But maybe I'm just imagining things.

They say it's a probiotic. Have a barbecue. Get one of those Trigger grill. Am I sponsored by Trigger Grill? Trigger Grill with the pellets. you know 9-11 was a building 7

you can imagine the twin towers collapsed on 9-11 right never happened before right these buildings get hit no one thought of it happening beforehand but the lightest the

the lattice structure of the built of the towers and then and I guess they say the gas the jet fuel going longer and weaken structurally the beams and it happens you wouldn't have thought well that might happen once but like it's kind of a you wouldn't expect

you know we did it flew too plain to each but would they both buckle under the pressure like that like it's that foolproof well i guess it was okay unprecedented but at least they're they're duplicates right they're the twin towers they're identical towers or whatever so you know you can it seems fishy for a number of reasons which i can't get it everything now but we've covered a lot over the years but then building seven it was like it's like a block away i got it rubble you're up high the rubble comes down it's an arc i get it that's not the most important part my point is like it gets hit by some rubble and it also has a free fall in the same way that don't make no sense i suspended my disbelief but then you pitched in my belief or my suspended

belief. That's what they do. They get you to go, hey, look, imagine if there was a secret government organization, an offshoot of the CIA, these rebels, the Mojardine, okay, but also building seven. They can't leave well enough alone. They want you to know. It's no fun taking down

a society, a civilization. if you're just like it is it's it's it's all when you kind of orchestrating it in the shadows it's all good time but you know as you're as you're kind of unraveling it you know what am we going to tell them we've been doing this for years we've been sowing discontent for years fucking the financial system up getting it get get them into the quagmire wars and now we're doing this how when are we going to tell them it was us they want you to know because There is no grand scheme at the end. It's a bunch of filthy,

just fucking, you know, grubby, just killers. It's all it is. It's just filthy, grubby killers. It doesn't mean, not everything, they have a secret plan.

But it's not like, they're not, there's not going to be like a singularity. There's not going to be some like, you know, tech utopia or tech dystopia. I mean, it will be, but not because it's not.

11s. That's just going to, like, there'll be, I mean, if you want to call dystopia, just the slow decay of an aging tech oligopoly, like Soviet style. I mean, it's just, but there's no,

there's, there's secrets and there's secrets. There's no other, there's no, like, deeper secrets. It's just shitty secrets. Are you getting my point here? It's a strange razor's edge you have to exist on. This is an interesting, thing. I don't want to pile on with the Mandami. Mandami under fire after symbolic 9-11

patent goes to former Al Qaeda defense lawyer. I see that headline before earlier. I go, what could this be? Like, I mean, like, I am not a socialist. I don't like when Dami, he's like face, right? Like, I don't like him. He bugs me. And I don't agree with his, like, you know, policies per se, not a socialist but also

you know when your alternative is like you know someone's choking you the death with your own financial system I don't know maybe you get less nitpicky but also he is he an op sure it's not whatever but I'm willing I'm not looking

I don't think he's my Messiah just making that clear why don't know why you would think that but I did read the article I got I hate that smile of his let's see you know it's an op no I'm would this is so divisive why wouldn't you get a guy like Obama who's just a very people hate them anyway

people shit up but he has this a great vibe well it wasn't you know was a perfect no he'd be that great smile great laugh uh looking for on the aesthetics level mandami is just fucking smile bugs me

uh but here's the actual story New York City mayor is Roman Dami is facing backlash if they're giving a ceremonial pen from a 9-11 remember ceremony to a top aide who once represented a convicted al-Qaeda member whose brother-in-law hijacked a plane

and struck the Pentagon. And I'm just telling you how I think the whole thing was orchestrated by, you know, the head of the Pentagon, Brumsfeld. Right? Like, I'm not like, I'm not the guy going, oh, my God, but it is like, just from an optics point to you,

it does seem like a faux pot. Like, should you not have hired that guy? Yeah, I would say, city probably you're the mayor of new york maybe don't like that's a touchy thing and new york is still very touchy about 9-11 it's the fact that he's a little i mean is this guy in what in what capacity was he a lawyer i know this is what like foxnews.com or something i don't think you know they're not the most i mean look if i if i'm being hoodwink and this is actually just you know i'm not even say like oh like vennie johnson is a slap in the face the victim is ahead of when whatever you know

a slap in the face to the victims of 9-11, the 9-11 attacks that were orchestrated by the goddamn government, that's also a slap in the face. I think, you know, what was Howard Lottnick do with the 9-11? I don't know. Maybe that's a slap in the face. So, like, let's not get, like, too, but it is bad optics. I agree. The handoff drew criticism on social media.

I don't care about the pen as much. But, like, I mean, I'm not, again, like, I think people should be able to, like, you know, Should people be defended? Yeah, I mean, you have to have a legal system where it defends, you know, even people who hijack you. I didn't realize those guys, when did they go up for, because weren't these guys all, like, renditioned? I guess maybe it took a few weeks to start that black ops program when they renditioned people. Or maybe this came later when they gave these guys a show trials or whatever. But you do need people to defend them.

I'm not saying you don't. I don't, you know, but like, but should disqualify you? from, look, there's plenty, if he's a good lawyer, there's plenty of things he can do in his career. The mayor of New York doesn't have to, it's just you knew this would come up. These are

organized, these are the little, these are the little 9-11s. The little things. That's what I'm saying. Mandami's not an accident. You think he's going to like, even if I was a socialist, he's not going to usher in a Soviet-style revolution or a Bolshevik revolution in New York. It's not going to happen.

I tip my hat if it did, but you know it's not. It's all like, I'm not trying to black pill you know, and maybe that is possible But you know, that guy would be a little more care. I don't think he would just pick I mean, look, if he came out and said, yeah, he defended them because they didn't do it. You know who did that if that was his defense fine. Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm out to lunch a little bit and maybe this guy actually went went into the middle of the courtroom and said I actually think Donald Rumsfeld did it. That's my theory.

Like OJ was like, oh, the other, the real killer, right? When, when, you know, Johnny Cochran's like, there's an actual killer out there. You guys don't have them. If this guy was like, Donald Rumsfeld should be in this courtroom, not my client. Fair enough. I mean, and then good, and then bully on them. But if you're going to accept, I mean, but they're not doing that. If you're going to accept the premise of 9-11 and go, this is Royce sad.

day and this and that and then I don't know they may then maybe don't have the guy to again you know who defended it's like having the guy who defended Al Capone at um I don't know a anti-mafia parade doesn't make any sense what the fuck is an anti-mafia parade it's just the you know it's why not invite a Khalid Sheikh Mohammed to give him a pen while you're at it well he actually did the attacks according to you whatever But the point is, but he also was beaten mercilessly. Yeah, we all make mistakes. I'm not saying let that guy out.

But I mean, that guy, if, you know, they beat that guy for years probably. And I don't feel bad for Shlid Muhammad. If, you know, it seems like, you know, he wasn't, it was a nasty guy. This is a hard thing about this. He goes, well, you know, if it's, if he was, who is that guy, right?

Who are the guys who do these things? They're opera. Everyone's an agent. You have to, like, there is, it's, there's so much of preponderance of evidence on the thing, 9-11 is, you know, on multiple levels, not what we think it is. But there is also kind of, you know, there is so much information that it is kind of, it does, you have to kind of look, go, because you, you're, you're a rational person. And sometimes you go, what, everyone's, everyone's an agent.

It's agents on top of agents, assets on top of, you know, spies and, yeah, that kind of is how it is sometimes. It's just a lot of motherfuckers in a trench, just little pigs just climbing over each other while we're just sitting there going, you know, I hope I get Labor Day off for my job where I have to inject criminals with fucking vaccines. What kind of job is that? I guess a nurse. it's only in, I worked to the jail for a while. I didn't, yeah, I didn't want to. They transferred me there.

And they fucking, uh, I had to fingerprint people in jail. And I would kind of be like, I mean, you don't want to be a bitch. They go, oh, no, I'm sorry. But you're just like, I'm just kind of just a practice indifference. You go, hey, man, they want me to fingerprint. You know, like I had to like move their hand on them like a, like a scanner.

Right. And it's like an awkward thing. Like, a lot of these guys probably are, you know, They did whatever they did I don't believe in this in society without prisons But yeah, I'm not really I never want to be the guy who's like hey they gave me the fucking authority to finger hey you give me your hand You know like whatever like they would get kind of sometimes they were trying to get like fuck me and it's like I don't give a shit I'll just answer the guy I don't like I don't care Yeah, it's like whatever

Hey man don't you try to punk me. I'm just trying to do my job like the wire Hey, man, you won't got to, you won't got to poke me like that. You know, give a fingerprint, whatever, my problem. I'm not, I'm not, I'm at the carceral state incarnate. But my point is, you know, somebody's jobs, it's just, you know, they're not, they're, and sometimes you're working in a slaughterhouse or a rendering plant. Not everything's emailing each other. Not everything's, you know, being a, a project coordinator.

Some people have to haul bread. Some people have to, like, you know, uh wash maggots over a dead person at a morgue hopefully you know whatever i mean we i mean i can't think of a nefarious reason we watching maggots over a dead person if you're watching maggots over dead person you're probably with the authorities if you're a killer and you're watching maggots over dead you said you shouldn't be at the the burial site anymore you spent too much time there um you know coal miners are coal miners still the thing clean coal people who work at power plants, you're all heroes.

You know, don't say the firefighters are heroes, but you're a hero too. And so, like, and the cops, whatever. You know, enough of this, you know, they try to divide in Congress. If you're a fireman or any, and you're a guy who fucking, like, you know, pumps shit out of a tube,

we're in this, you guys are in together. The people, you know, both of those jobs will be replaced by fucking AI robots if they have their way. They'll start. I mean, that's what they'll do. They'll be starting more fires than they're putting out. Not the fire anymore.

I'm saying, like, you know, the powers that be. So, you know, all I'm saying is, you know, 9-11, and I'm saying, Joy. I mean, look, Pete, who's going on the night? It's, what's his name? The vice president, Vance, was talking about how he's, he's the one going. Who are going to go? And he goes, well, I'm going to be going. And I actually like it very much.

It's a big, my favorite, one of my favorite things I've got is to go to 9-11, hear the names, which I thought was weird. I think it's a weird thing to be like overly into, uh, hearing the names at 9-11. I think it's, look, you can say, look, it's the duty. Uh, he says, Trump's going to be, well, where's Trump going to be? Well, I'm the president and vice presidents. Why you have both? He'll be in D.C.

Because the Pentagon thing happened there right the thing we don't have footage of Great and what's Trump gonna do there just you know you just probably just talk about like you know I could I could have built a bigger building here Where's the freedom me the freedom tower at one world trade center? Look at this building. I used to I remember watching this building collapse so you can't wait the middle tower That's what my Trump is getting worse I mean it would be good he he is kind of he seems to be kind of falling into himself it would be nice baby if he did show up he's got dark hair now have you seen this he's got like tan hair or something like uh all right the five

dead you know the amazon we'll get back to that maybe trump apparent hair color change sparks buzz on social media president trump appeared to have a different hairstyle on september fourth two days ago uh he exited air force one in jersey and route to trump national golf bed men's sweater and appeared to show his hair looking darker than usual. He's famously sported blonde hair, but appeared brunette in photos. The apparent change came days after he denied allegations he wore a wig. I don't wear a wig, Trump said on September 2nd speech. That night, they found out that I don't wear a wig because if you did, it's not going to be

on your head very long. Oh, because he was at the airport. I think they're like cemented to your head though, right? They have like a They don't just like I mean how strong a hair follicles It may be pretty strong We actually got a wig

I should start wearing wigs What do you think about that Maybe I should start dressing Maybe I become a Trump impersonator That could be a thing for me And they can embrace me Like they embrace that The mag is embraced as a

That meme this week I'll see we can find that There was a meme That someone made let's see Trump meme no magameme it's just a guy

it was a big fat guy in a wheelchair and he's like a shot about Epstein all this shit maga weem the mega wheel I'll show me wheel of fortune you know wheel of fortune the guy from wheel of fortune the announcer

got arrested on a plane because he was in some kind of chat room for you know for PDS or something about you know but then they're saying it was actually like to to help them but didn't see that helpful.

I don't know. I don't know much. I don't know. I'm not sure what's come of this story. I didn't realize that. I can't even tell you. I'm glad it wasn't the Jeopardy guy. Not that I care.

I just feel like it would affect Jeopardy. That's a selfish reason. I do watch Jeopardy. I'm not, what's his name, Johnny Gilbert? The guy from Jeopardy, not the guy who got, you know, arrested. And they have, they have him sometimes,

they'll have him say gangster rap lyrics and a clue. And everyone laughs. And I don't like it that much. I just just announce it welcome to jeopardy it's all you need have me do it welcome to jeopardy that's it pay me like fucking 10 grand a year I'll do it from home I mean I shouldn't do I should this is Labor Day I should not be like fucking trying to like rat be a rat for someone's job don't job rat well competition is one thing but don't fucking job rat these guys you know these fucking there's nothing worse these guys with armed with

AI trying to fucking like hey I'll just fucking I'll replace stuff that animated were just shitty cartoon that no one likes and the guy who and the guy who who fucking you know the guy who works at I work at fox well I care if it's good right you know this new family guys new simpsons oh look at me that's not hasn't happened yet but it's going to you know they're gonna come and they're not gonna care because disney owns it right don't be that guy you know fucking family guys bad enough maybe that used to be funny i don't if it's still i love that alien roger he was fun and the simpsons have a new movie coming out so i'm saying my point is i should not be

going hey fuck this guy let me be the announcer for jeopardy i mean again we're talking about jeopardy not wheel of fortune in which the guy was in some kind of child crime perform or something should i should find i should find the article maybe so i can speak on it with this kind of thing you don't want you don't want to misspeak about wheel of fortune i didn't even mean to bring this up i forgot about it and I went to go find this I wrote maga meme I thought I guess wrote maga wheel I don't know into Google I should get you know some fucking robot that can produce the show just some fucking just a fuck I mean when am I gonna get with do I have to buy it like a sex doll and then put like a fucking like one of those like what those like Lego things those master binds or whatever where you like the computer you buy if you're not I mean if you're not familiar with this I'm barely familiar with it I I used it like literally just get like, you know, a box of just generic Legos and make fucking spaceships that look like shit. But they're very strong because I would kind of compulsively like like one, two, and then put one on top over like very.

I like getting them all solid, like reinforced. And we're multicolored, you know, because it's just all random Legos. And, you know, and that was my Lego experience. But now that you get a computer, you got a fucking computer. than trying to train these kids to make AI robots, I guess. Because you actually do coding and like, and there's I guess these little servo connections. So you build something with Lego.

And then there's like this, there's probably bridge pieces that go from the servo motor thing. I'm assuming to the blocks that you build. So I could build an arm like a saxophone, right? On my little robot. And there's probably sound chips you could put in there. I could probably do a thing where it's like on a robot. the saxophone arm do do do do do I mean that would be fun for if you were a kid or me maybe I'll do

do that that's probably super expensive but whatever my point is do I need that and then like buy a sex robot only because you know they're going to be most realistic ones I don't even need to be realistic though I would I don't want to have sex with a robot I'd rather just I mean can I get one it doesn't have any parts any private parts a genderless robot that I could just use to show you know like like but i wanted to be sentient i wanted to be talked back to me and and and and and and fucking um just you know just just like like robin from Howard stern ah like when i do trumps you can go that's not trump ha ha ha ha ha i go yeah it's not bad though right it's all right like banter i need banter. Maybe I could

fucking, you should be able to like volunteer. Like, you should be able to trade your organs for like bits of AI. Like if you're going to do this, why not do it a real way? Why not like, why not give us, like maybe

I'll give up a kidney but I get like you know, like, here's the thing. You think it's going to be like a robot brain that you can put into something or something cool, right? Is that way in some futuristic thing, you think it's like some some Willy Wonka tech token,

but it's just gonna be, I mean, literally, I mean, tokens, I mean, tokens. Where they call them tokens in AI, right? It's the other, it's a shittier, like, you know, the fact that they call them tokens at all is a bait, it shows you as a bait and switch. Because right now it's all subsidized. Right now it's just, hey, chat, GPT,

hey fucking grok. And all this shit happens. And you're paying. If you're paying it, oh, paying minimally, typically, unless you're doing business shit with it and like, I don't know, with an API, what the fuck that is. But it's going to come a day. Not that it's coming.

It's starting to happen already. They get the hooks in you. And then, you know, so it's just going to be like, hey, if you want to keep using this to run your shitty t-shirt business on Etsy, that doesn't make any money. Hey, remember when you decided you wanted to make family guy t-shirts on Etsy when you were drunk and yeah that's how you were going to fucking make money

for your family that's how are you gonna make enough money to pay for your fucking to have a kid to afford the delivery at the hospital and all the insurance right well you're a piece of shit you're a fucking potts you don't make any money well maybe I'll make a fucking family guy t-shirt business on Etsy using AI leverage AI and you

haven't sold a single goddamn shirt but you keep telling people that's what you've been doing. So you can't let it go. I mean, because you're fucking, you're just running your credit up. You're running up your credit cards and taking personal loans,

telling your fucking mother and your wife and the people who, you know the job that fired you, people you keep in touch with, I got a teacher and you tell you're lying. Oh, yeah, it's got Stewie and it's got the dog. What's his dog's name? Brian and Meg?

right and Peter fucking stupid it has also I make sometimes I take stuff from the show sometimes I fucking I make up my own little things I go and sometimes they go like I made one

where it was just the dog and and the fat guy and I go sometimes it's just a family day I think what it's say it sells it sells it doesn't sell all right

instead you made that because it's what the AI fucking spit out for you because you too drunk and lazy to even come up with your own catchphrases. Hey, sometimes you need a family day and it's a fat guy and the dog. Nonetheless, if you want to keep that myth, even like that myth going, the moment you sell anything, by the way, they'll jack up the token thing.

The moment you start making any money, you'll do it. And they'll probably do it before that. You're going to, it's not going to be free anymore. It's going to have to be tied to API scripts. And so if for some reason, people start sharing that around. media going, hey, look at this stupid asshole, I made a family guy shirt. Is this something he needs to be a family day?

It's a dog, the dog's got a fucking dog's wearing pants. The dog isn't my pants in the show. And they start wearing it ironically. They'll fucking they'll just shut you down. They're way, they're just, it doesn't cost them anything. Why would they let you be able to leverage this for yourself?

They're just trying to get you to fucking try. Look, if you don't try anything, there's no pain you know it's like karate kid three they had to get you know the plot of karate kid three is that like you know they want to get revenge on daniel laruso so they get that fucking guy mr silver terry silver pretends to be a teacher and it gets there actually isn't much point to it doesn't mean it doesn't make much sense like well like why even go through all these

machinations where he trains them like to fucking just have one moment where he could just beat him up but he's like the whole thing where he's like making him hurt his fist by training too hard it's hard to and you know what's the guy's hope up that's what it is you have to get people's hope up now i'm not trying black fill you but yeah i'm sorry that you know but they're gonna use the whatever the point is i should get the fucking um some kind of robot there needs to be like a like a robot you can build Musk said, I mean, I was watching Musk. He says it's still like five or ten years left to make any money,

which is like, it really shows you how desperate they are. Because if that actually was the case, you'd be worried. If I was a lot of Musk and I thought that, I would actually, like, I would be like, let's keep that closer to the vest because this is just a fucking big a problem. Right? Like he's not, you know, you know, he's just, he's not in it for you. And why would he be?

But like, you know, he tries to play the whole, you know, whatever he is. He's a lunatic. but like but the fact that these guys are like the the dario and jettie guy or the fuck from anthropic even sam mollman oh our shit hacked is you know look here's a thing some people out there are going well these tech things you know these they're desperate they're passing the same amount of money back and forth over and over it's not going to work that's the thing though it'll just to circle back to the theme of sort of before in the opening is that like yeah

they don't need to work though right they don't need it to work they don't need to work well they just you know that's not gonna save you they're gonna burn down the economy to make this not work and I'm not trying to scare anyone

and I know I don't have the facts to back it up except you know I don't not collated you know there's a little bit of a I was really more to talk about, you know, like barbecues on this episode. It was going to be a barbecue themed episode.

Maybe we can get to the barbecue. What's your side going to be at Labor Day barbecue? I like macaroni salad. Anyway, they're going to burn down the sectors of the economy. And so that you kind of, they're going to want to draft you into war. You keep thinking, oh, well, the Iran war, why? like Trump said this week, what do you say? He said, I think the, you know, some people call the war, a lot of people don't call the war.

I actually call it a military operation. It's because it's small potatoes. And which, look, would sound really impressive if you didn't lose the fucking war. You lost it. You lost the small potato. You threw away the American hegemony on small potatoes. I mean, well, that's not what happened. When do you think you've accelerated the pace at which we will, the American,

I care about the American Hedgeman? Well, he's the problem. We've kind of put all our eggs in the Hedgemoney basket, haven't we? We haven't really built ourselves to be like a functional member of the international community. We're kind of building it all to like, well, how do we compete in emerging markets? with manufacturing costs escalating whatever you imagine it's like a

deck of a platform thing like imagine I'm at Davos and some and some economists and saying shit like that how emerging markets compete sector wide whatever fill in the gaps my point is the answer in our answer usually is well we'll just bomb

we're really good at bombing people and just destroying countries and removing governments and you go well you didn't do that well Iraq, did you? Well, yeah, but no one who was in power is in power. I mean, you can argue things. I mean, I can't speak for everyone. But we did, you know,

it was kind of worth, I don't think the Saudi, the Saddam Hussein regime would look into a crystal ball and see what happened and go, that's good for us. You can be glib and go, well, ISIS and this and that. Yeah, it didn't work out to our benefit. But Saddam Hussein wasn't happy about it,

it was when they hung them. And that's my point. They used to, as bad as they were, they got some stuff done. Not, you know, within reason. Now we're just fucking pissing. We're setting ships of guys shitting themselves and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, you're supposed to have bad plumbing. Some guy, supposed to, I was in the Navy, and you're supposed to shit your pants all the time. All right.

I, I, I, I, I will admit, I did not serve in the military. Perhaps you're just supposed to, like, it's good for morale. if the guys on the ship know. Not just saying no, everyone knows, I mean, assuming. I've seen, I've talked to enough military men to get the gist that, you know, no one thinks that, you know, that their general is swaddling them in a blanket.

But to be constantly, just the same way when you have a job and you have a boss that's constantly reminding you how dog shit he thinks you are, how useless, you know, how replaceable you are, it's just not good for morale, right? no it's actually it is good you should be you're in a Navy you just shit in a bucket okay thank you for your service my point is and more importantly we're not you know we we haven't done the job i don't know i don't was the plan to conquer iran it's a mess

there you know i ran the class i mean trump is just sitting there on true social just fucking meming. We used to at least like fucking destroy countries ourselves. Now we just kind of like I don't know what we're doing. They keep talking about using nukes. I don't think they should use nuke. I want to go on the record and say that. You know, I am planning on run for president.

I should probably run for governor first or Senate. But when I do, I will have a policy. I will say I will definitely run on a policy we probably shouldn't use nukes if we can have it um but they might you know that's the thing we're we're starting to get away from the idea you know western civilization and labor day labor day kind of stems out of this is kind of enlightenment idea i feel like people say it's you know it's tied to the labor movement we're just tied to like socials and whatever it's also tied to like the enlightenment and the idea that people have souls

you know western civilization right it's kind of based on the idea of like you have a soul Is that Christian thing? I don't know. I mean, I think other things have souls. People, you know, the individual is my point. That's really the point is that it's not so much like the Christian soul. I mean, Jesus did like souls. Jesus was, you know, I do know that.

I'm not as familiar with other things. But my point is where, like, you know, you are valuable. Not because you produce, right? Oh, these people, they don't contribute to society. What does it mean you can kill them? It doesn't mean you can burn them and hunt them. But why not? What good are they?

That's kind of the whole gist, right? There is a certain conceit, as bad as it all ever is. And look, there are killers, there are people who abuse it. But there's lip service, at least, to the idea that that shouldn't happen, that people are valuable. You know, oh, well, I was treated poorly. All right, but there's, you understand, we're talking about, like, like axioms. And we're now approaching a time. and in a day where it's encroaching the whole idea of AI is to flatten everything is to have a society where the individual is just a cog where your labor is irrelevant you you might as well be a bug that's what they're trying to take you know that's what that's what flock is you're just it's like oh you're looking at license but that's the point the data stream don't you say that's worse it's actually worse

that this like if it is just license plates with the flock right it is just like bits of information because then they can go there is no there's no there's no you like if someone was actually surveilling you if you had the stasi surveilling you now how often is it to work out in your benefit probably they were the stasi probably that often but at least there'd be a human being observing you right seeing what you're oh this guy seemed like he's selling discontent do they seem like he's, you know, going to launch an attack at the airport. There'd be some, and like, you go, well, they were just fucking, they wouldn't care. The FBI or whoever, they don't care.

Yeah, but there's degrees to this. And to get people, like the people, don't you see how more further along in a rabbit hole where you have to be to get the guy observing you going like yes I mean they have to think

that everyone's a terrorist and you're a terrorist it's like that we have versions of that but how much easier it is if it's just anonymized data that they can just pull up when they need to

and like and look at yes I'm not saying if you commit crimes I'm sad if you get caught I'm saying is it's obvious that they're

these things will be, no one will know when they're doing it, is my point. When they go, when, when they are abusing it, it won't, it's not going to alarm bells not going to go off. They go, oh, they're abused, you know, you have to, and look at journalism now. I mean, you know, say what you will about Dexter Filkins and James Badford, whatever, the people who broke the NSA stories back in the 2000s and whatnot and the times, you know, when the NSA was hacking and all that shit and they broke those stories. be happening now they're not they don't the the news look i'm not the news the media we yeah they're not

great they're not perfect i mean i think it gets overstated a lot i think uh i think you you know you do need a press and people uh don't like you know what was the media serving the corporate pentagon uh you know whatever the fuck nexus yeah but there was also an incentive for an individual reporter to break a story back then right and he had resources to do it. It was still a business, right? Now what's the point of owning it? Like if it doesn't make any money and it costs money, the only reason you would buy it is to control information. Like back then it was also a business. So there was, there could be bowed.

Whatever. I mean, like people act like it's a fucking purity test. I go, well, the chomsky manufacturer consent. Yeah. So we never broke a story. We did break stories, all right? Like, it's not all. my point is um you should vote for me um vote for cump he's the kind of guy a guy the guy you'd like to have a labor day barbecue with right everybody's like oh bush a guy you'd like to have a beer with me if you get a beer with me i'll fucking i'll i'll tell you about the time i fucking had the fucking uh put a guy's head back together at the morgue so i can take an ID picture. I'll make up a story.

I wasn't there for 20 years. I don't have that many stories at hell. I'll just make it up though. You won't know the difference. One time JFK Jr. came in. I wasn't even, I was a kid with that happened. I'll lie. Have a beer with me. Have a beer with Ray Kump

I don't lie to you about stuff at the morgue or the potato bread warehouse. I'll make up stories. I've done enough stuff in my life that could fake. You know, Bush? You can fucking. you know that fucking ex-coke head you know baseball team owner can relate to you better than me

i fuck you know i i i i i saw like you know so much people they would have a drain in the floor where the shit would go would flow blood and shit you think he ever saw that i you know we'll have a beer at ray comp and vote for him we'll start with the governor's office i'll throw i'll throw a labor day barbecue like a nice you know VIP day-by-day barbecue and I invite people and it to donate to the campaign. I don't know how this works. I need someone who knows who plays the game, the politics game. Because I really should, I should stop shooting my mouth off all the time.

And, you know, brass tax. Get my shit in the game. You know, I'm a man of people, but I can also lead people. What kind of people would follow me? I don't know. You follow Trump, what's the difference? I'll lie and say him

Trump's nephew. Who's gonna say that are you much fat than Trump? Well, yeah, well, you know. Not everyone in the family is as fat as each other. You know, he's also kind of fat.

But that's the thing. You go, like, well, it doesn't it make kind of sense? Like, you know, Barron's really, you know, then and his kids aren't really fat. You know, Eric and Trump, I'm the one who's fat. That counts for something.

people like Trump because he's fat we act like oh we don't like fat we do you want a fat loud psychopath just fucking telling you he's gonna nuke you that's the labor days four we should start like there should be like people keep talking about a general strike

I don't make people keep talking I've heard people on you know social media and like the past few years there should be a general strike which just seemed like an odd speaking of labor because it seems like again I don't even know what that

does that mean everyone's stuff working until they what like give us give us all raised and I mean there is regardless I didn't read the comments manifest so I'm sorry but it seems far away from where we are we should at least try to get like a because they're another cutting health benefits you know because there's been 11% rise in the cost of health care this year so you know we need to just to have a single-payer system No one, it's not but this lie that people come to America to get to get treated. Now, what are you talking about?

I mean, what the Sultan comes here to get a fucking, to get a dick replacement? Because, you know, you're not going to the doctor he's going to. If someone's coming here to get the best healthcare, you're not getting it. Think about it. Your doctor, your doctor's from where he's from. I'm sure he's fine. But my point is, uh, you, like, you're not. not going to be able afford it.

And it's all fake anyway. So let them make a single payer system. And then just not like just just put war. Give me a Z pack. Give me anti-biotics that don't work. Give me fake medicines. What I'm saying. I'm not saying it's super easy.

I'm not making the case that like, well, well, Europe does it, but Europe doesn't have a stack of an economy. All right. So give me a placebo. Right? Like, whatever. Like, you know, if I have to go to the hospital to, like, have a baby,

just tell me the doctor's going to be that. If I show up and it's just some janitor who has to help deliver the baby and we have to take our chances, all right. And like, but like at least we're not waiting around trying to get insured. That's the thing. You know, if people, if you're going to get someone affordable and tight the job that no one can get, then people just feel like they're in there.

in stasis. If you give them bad doctors, if you give them terrible medicine, I'm not saying poison them. I'm just saying don't cure them, but tell them you're curing them. Give people hope, even if it's not, I mean, false hope implies like you're helping, you try, you want, there's a certain nefariousness to what I'm saying here where false hope doesn't quite apply. It's more like lying hope, give them liar's hope. Still, though. uh get you know but but at least trick people is my point do something make the effort the complete apathy about it is what drives people insane you know well i have health insurance of screw you all right everyone's just very selfish what made it's all so selfish we should

all be volunteering why i should be volunteering more i should be helping people on labor day of all days. Why don't you go fuck? Why don't you be like Jesus and watch a homeless man's feet? I'll wash my feet. I'll watch your feet. How about we watch other's feet? I'm not a foot fetishist.

Don't get it twisted. I've never had anything affinity for feet. Not always, I mean, I don't hate him. Um, it can be gross depending on the foot. But it's just, but Jesus really like to fit to, to do something with the feet. He thought that was, that was, that was important. maybe you know maybe instead of fucking you know why don't you make a paella for a homeless guy and give it to him and if he fucking acts like an asshole about it then at least you tried but you sit there in your head

and you go well if i if i did that day we're just fucking know why i want drugs instead but why don't you find out because i guarantee you never tried make them a nice paella i'm not saying put fucking shrimp and everything make them a paella that has like you know a few shrimp mostly chicken Or do a vegan thing. I don't get it. Make it, make it vegetarian, people with tofu in there.

It's not expensive. Make the effort. And then if they spit on you and say, I just want fentanyl, then you can base them and then go, I at least I tried. But we always treat each other to try to be, you know,

if we're going to celebrate Labor Day, this is a communal thing. Labor Day is, it's supposed to be, it's not supposed to be like, like, uh, like,

fuck you, I got mine. The idea of Labor Day is like, oh, everyone gets a piece. I think, right? Am I wrong here? Isn't the idea that everyone gets a piece? Everyone, not just the fucking rich people, not just the doctors and the lawyers. But yeah, you're a schmuck who works at you. I fucking, I assemble knock off toys.

I assemble weight loss belts. I, it sounds like I'm talking about the things that killed the kid. I'm not. I meant like, I was thinking those old-timey belts. I mean, I'm not, I mean, oh, please don't think I said that. But I'm just saying, but it wasn't one I was thinking. I was thinking those weird things they used to have that would, like, vibrate your fat belly. Those contraptions, which I don't think they worked very well.

Whatever. I'm saying, that's not a prestigious job. It's not like a no, it's not like, oh, I get a pension from the fucking scumbag, you know, weird company. It doesn't make a shitty product. You probably don't get a pension. but doesn't matter you labor days for you too you're laboring it's it's it is a very it's the last thing it's the last holiday we all have Christmas is more and more becoming um because people aren't talking their families people hate their families um labor day is not about your family

it's it's it's we're all each other's family but we're not um that's the thing they need to get rid of that it's anything that that unites us that's why we need to hold on to it you make someone a goddamn casserole why don't you show go if you live in the suburbs just show up at someone's house hey i made you a macaroni salad what do you mean me me me me me a macaroni yeah i did and i just fucking wanted to do something for you i don't even know where the fuck you are i live two houses from you and they call the cops and you're on your ring camera and they're calling you a pedophile but at least you try to do something nice you see it's all it's all connects it all comes together don't don't let them win if I can

leave you of anything it don't let them I know we started out on a very sour note they're gonna put you in a FEMA camp and they might and they will and 9-11 9-11 happens over and over every day it's the multiverse but you can make a fucking macaroni salad it doesn't take that about you boil some fucking elbow macaroni you put some mayo and some eggs right like so you need hard-boiled eggs or something and this doesn't sound great but you probably need some acid like some fucking rice vinegar or something i'll look up a recipe but it can't be that little celery and you get to go right maybe some pepper red pepper that too much and you show up at someone's how maybe maybe maybe look maybe they have a barbecue

already and you show go hey you invite me i don't invite myself along with this macaroni salad and they fucking pull out an AR-15 and they go, this is what I've been waiting for. This is probable cause. What's the thing that people who defend their home say? This is a stand-your-ground situation. That might happen. Be ready to put your hands in the air.

Don't provoke them. But, you know, reach out to people. Feed someone. Feed your neighbor. Feed the home. Feed Donald Trump. He could use a nice meal. You know,

hey, Mr. Trump, I know you tend to eat, you know, casaritos and fucking, you know, Big Macs on Labor Day,

but I thought I'd make you a nice meatloaf. And he'll fucking, oh, you know, I don't know how you got to him. But he, I do feel like, you know,

he, when his, when his mouth opens up, there's a kind of a, I do feel like he's, there's something that's like about him. Or something or monsterish, I mean,

um, but it's kind of but there's a power to it you never got to get close to Trump to give him a meatloaf what am I fantasizing me I'd love to do how about you may maybe you can give it to um one of those people those only apprentice was the woman with the hair or the old guy's dead right it doesn't matter it's not about them it's about you it's about Labor Day give it to someone who needs it he doesn't need it he's rich he's made two billion dollars since this administration so much money so it's an Fstein you know

he didn't do shit about it it's dirty it's dirty pool I can't stress that enough but you know it doesn't mean that you have to fucking enjoy your holiday sorry about the airplane I hope it's

I hope it's the last airplane that crashes before 9-11 this year that would be you know I really don't want to be an everyday thing I don't want this to be the 12 days of 9-11 that would be horrific. That's not what I want. So, you know, again, vote for me,

make macaroni salad for a homeless person and try to enjoy yourself. Have a good night. I'll see you all very soon.