LadyGang - Adam Rippon

Episode Date: May 12, 2020

Olympian and, basically, 4th LadyGang member Adam Rippon is here! He’s got some thoughts on the postponed Olympics, but mostly he’s talking about getting a little tipsy with the girls, wearing bad socks, and testing his pop culture knowledge! Plus, hear about his new show on Quibi, “This Day in Useless Celebrity History.”   Thank you to this episode's sponsors! La Croix – Find your favorite flavor and more info at lacroixwater.com.   Baronfig – For 15% off your first order go to baronfig.com and enter c ode LADYGANG at checkout.  Brooklinen – Get 10% off your first order and free shipping at brooklinen.com and use code LADIES.  Caldrea – Get free shipping on orders of $50 or more when you shop online at caldrea.com.   Hammit – Go to hammitt.com and chat with their team to mention you heard about them on LadyGang to get a special gift!  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Well, what is this? Welcome to the Lady Gang. That's amazing. Say that again. The Lady Gang. Things are about to change around here. Each week, we catch up with Hollywood's hottest girl posse, Kelty Knight, Becca Tobin, and Jack Vanek.

Hola, hola, hola. Welcome to the Lady Gang. Wow. That was in honor of Kelty's Spanish lessons that she's been thriving at. Well, I do know that in Spanish, the H's are silent. So you don't ever say hola. You say hola. Did I say hola? No, she said hola. No, you said it right. But I'm just saying in all words, when you say, when people are like hasta mañana. No, no, no. I've never heard anyone say that.

Never ever. Hi guys. We're getting quicker at our setup. Our, our, uh, it was like virtual. that only took like 11 minutes yeah kelty is currently beating her face with so much makeup right now tell us why well it's my bad week okay why don't we jump in it's time for good week yes it is bad week oh no kelty kick it off i um have been shooting entertainment tonight from home which is great and i'm so happy that we all have jobs and like all of that like just the caveat of like, I'm very lucky to have a job and like, don't come at me for complaining about having anyway. Yeah. Um, and so every morning I get up in the morning and I set up my whole studio. So it's like, I have two different lights. I have a hard line to the internet. I have a tripod. I

have a margarita thing that stands behind my computer that flops down. And then like, I did my two zoom interviews this morning and then I did my standups and then I was like, okay, cool. I'm like, that's everything that I was supposed to do today. And it's all handed in and I'm ready. So then I went upstairs and washed my face so I could podcast with my skin breathing. And then literally as I sat down to podcast, I got sent another thing that I have to do, which has to match what I did this morning. So now I'll be doing my full makeup, which I already hate doing my makeup twice today.

And I'm mad at myself because I just sit around with cup on like, Oh, I could never go person like just wear your makeup till five o'clock girl and you'll know you're in the clear but i just can't do that you should just take off your skin makeup and leave your eyes that's what i used to do on my lunch breaks on glee i know but the eye is what bothers me because i'm wearing a strip lash well i am very impressed at your baking skills i think that yeah hey honey what kind of under eye concealer was that fenty using no i'm using the makeup forever um i'm like showing it you like this is a video blog um the makeup forever it's a like a four piece kit and it has like a green a pink a peach and uh do you remember when i did like color

correcting stuff never ending concealer lesson with from ladies like us never ending days it was like 35 minutes and i bugged her about it i was like when you were doing 35 minutes of concealer i was like i've been doing makeup my wrong my whole life anyway i don't know how to do it right then she told you do you conceal her other than on your blemishes and under your eyes you do on your eyes but this has peach in it and peach takes away the purple purple of your under eyes and that's what gives you the really nice bakey bake bake fake you know i was watching um, the, uh, trailer for our book that came out. And it's such a bummer that we don't have those New York makeup artists doing our makeup every day. Cause we all looked beautiful.

You looked so good. Amazing. I mean, Carmen crushed your makeup and then Kat crushed my makeup. Kat did such a good job. So Kat is my best friend for like 15 years and she's an incredible makeup artist, but she, I like literally I'm at the point now where if I get another job on TV, no matter what it is, she's having, she's has to come. And I mean, her hair is amazing too. My hair had never looked better either. Yeah. She crushed. And I was such a creepo that like, I was watching the trailer and approving it. And then I had to like secretly side text Becca. And I was like, am I sexually attracted to Becca? All of a sudden, like, this is going to be very strange. That's rude for me. Here's the thing though, Jack, she sends me these really sweet

messages because my career is actually, it depends on the way that I look on camera. So she knows that she has to send me when she's feeling it. I believe that you meant it. And that actually is my good week. We can go back and forth, but my good week was that you sent me the text saying that I looked really pretty on that trailer, which is really nice of you because that is how I try to make my other living is actually looking nice on camera. So thank you. You know how the people you were getting like that feedback, like someone told me that you were like too pretty for TV right now. Cause it's like not cool to be pretty right now. And I was like, that your face is amazing. Like your, your face, I don't like Jack, we look great. Like for

sure. But like Becca's face in this trailer is like Margot Robbie once upon a time in, in Hollywood. Like so nice. That's so sweet. But you also know that I do have like crazy face dysmorphia and I also need that validation every once in a while. True. And send it my way. You do get it. She tells you your skin's pretty a lot. Kelty is not shy about compliments. And actually, as I've been listening to Glennon Doyle's book, I and Jessica Simpson, weirdly, they both talk about the importance of being able to compliment other people and what that does for people. Kelty's been so good at it, I feel like this whole time, and I suck at it. So I'm going to try to be better. I agree. And Kelty, your compliments are very specific. I remember a specific compliment you

said to me that my hairline is at the perfect place for my face and I will never forget it. And whoever says anything like that. Yeah. That's a stupid ass thing to say, but yeah, no, I, I do really notice those things about other people. Very sweet. Yeah. We need to be more vocal with our, with, if you think something about a woman, a woman that a woman, a woman in general, no, it like completely, it could stick with them forever. Like you said, that's me probably a year ago and it still sticks with me. So you still feel it. Um, no, this is going to go into my good week. So I'm reading one of the lady gangers. Um, do you remember a few weeks ago when you guys were bugging me about like, do you think that's ADHD or you weren't bugging me, but you're

like, I was like, I hate sounds and noise and like all of these things. And then one of the lady gangers will listen to, um, the episode and she sent me a DM and she was like, Hey, like I work in this and you sound like you're what they deem an HSP, a highly sensitive person. And it's not sensitive. Like I can't take it. Emotionally. Sensitive, don't hurt me. It's like you're, so anyway, she sent me this book to read. I feel seen for the first time in my life. What is it? Really? It's called, it's the highly sensitive person book. And basically there's some people on earth, it's like 18% of adults that the near, I'm going to say it wrong, neurons in your brain brain, the synapses, I'm going to sound so stupid, but here it is. So essentially the parts of your

brain, all the brain juice is like islands all over your brain and there's little boats and they go back and forth to connect to the brain power. Okay. And so some people, their brain islands are very close together. And so it means that when something is loud or there's violence on TV, or there's multiple energies in a room, you feel it faster and more intensely than say a normal brain. Well, it's like you basically get sensory overload faster than a normal human. Yes. But what's so great about the book is that I'm reading it and it's like literally all the things about me that a lot of people sort of develop into this type of person when they're young and they have to be the like perfect person in whatever family situation they have, which I

had. And then they sort of have, when they, when they have trauma or something going on in their lives, they become really like, um, their own little Island. And, um, you're so used to it being quiet that you don't really ever get used to having like all this other stuff going on. And that's why when someone like finishes like podcasting, I'm never like, okay, cool. I can like stand around and talk for 30 more minutes. Like, cause you're just like, your neurons are done. Like you gotta, you gotta bake now. You gotta like chill out. You gotta calm that brain down. So anyway, the book's amazing. And I feel, and one of the things that I'm realizing in it is that I really do have to be aware of, um, you know, all the things that we all hate about me,

but like just knowing to like stop in the moment and be like, what is it that I'm really feeling right now and how can i express that to the people around me wow look at you growing i'm just i'm in a growth phase i wish my hair was growing more but anyway how are you um well that was my good week was kelty's compliment to me really if only people could see me now how ugly i do look um but i at least i had that moment in the sun and you know what i My bad week is that I've noticed that there are people coming into my neighborhood that don't live in it to come walk around in it. And it's really pissing me off. Dude, when I was bringing you your equipment for when we're doing our audio book,

holy shit, I've never seen more people walking around the hills before. No. And like- I'm so mad. Before it was a lot of neighbors that I like knew lived in the neighborhood. You could just tell, You know what I mean? Because they were like, chill. It wasn't like they were looking around like it was the first time they'd been there. But today I was walking this morning and there were two people not wearing masks with their dog. And the girl was taking pictures of all the pretty front doors that she saw and pretty landscaping and pretty this. I knew obviously she didn't live

on that street. And then they just wouldn't move out of the way. And I had Orly and I'm like, you should know that the dogs cannot be around each other right now. So you're forcing me to continue to zigzag across whatever side of the street that you're not on. And they were completely unaware. And I really felt like being like, you don't even live here. Where's your address? Show me your ID, but I'm getting annoyed. I want like patrol at the bottom of the street, checking people's addresses. Okay. So I'm going to go. Um,

so my good week is I've been bored, very, very bored. So I've been doing a bunch of random things. One thing that I have done recently is cleaning out my AirPods. I don't know if either of you have done this or anybody that's listening has ever cleaned out their AirPods. Are they gross? There's so much gunk in those little crevices. And I think that I'm a very hygienic person. I'm pretty clean. I washed my ears and it's really gross. And I highly recommend doing it because it's also the most satisfying thing in the world. Um, so I got like the end of the scissor to get the earwax out and then you get alcohol on a Q-tip to kind of clean all the surfaces, but it's nasty, highly recommend it. So that was my good week. I always had a disgusting

year? Yeah. Well, now I do with all my piercings trying to heal. My bad week is, so I was up at my apartment grabbing some things because I've been quarantining with my parents. And while I was at my apartment, I opened up my medicine cabinet and I saw my 2020 goals list. Oh, cool. Nothing brings you down to what is happening with your own lives than seeing what could have been. why do you think I didn't do one this year I'm never doing one again ever because I was really ambitious with my professional goals but then there's just goals like go camping like see my extended family in New York freeze my eggs take my parents on vacation April babe like it's not time to throw in the towel on 2020 manifest I have not accomplished really anything on my list yet

and you won't probably because I'm going to well listen staying home has really helped my once used plastic goal but no um you it's April this is this is what happens I mean go into the new year gung-ho and then they get so discouraged Jack your ears are clean now it's time to get back focused on your 2020 goals I can't do any of them physically at all yeah I'll try I'm not thrown in the towel i'm gonna leave it up there for as for as long as i can but so far camp in the backyard no thank you there's always a pivot yeah okay so i just gotta find i gotta circumvent the problem and find a loophole so that's like mine's like have five date nights with chris like we just had 46 in a row hey so instead of like freezing instead of like freezing my eggs i'll

just like get some eggs and just freeze them in the freezer. You can still freeze eggs right now. My friend just did it. Really? Yeah. I thought a lot. 100%. I promise. There's a lot of places still doing it. Well, maybe I'll have one goal. Yeah, you could do that. She said this was a great time to do it too. Yeah. And because also like you're just resting at home, so you have session, like you're not going to have, I'm not going to make you drive to Studio City from Venice or wherever you are marina to podcast like you can just be bitchy and hormonal in your own in the comfort of my own home yes and just scream at jared this would be great so beautiful thing i thought so much about jared yesterday it's so weird why yeah um i don't know i just thought

about him and i thought about your love and like i've just been like very introspective and i was like we i was like i need to be a better friend to jared i was like if jared's going to be in our life like why don't i have his phone number like i have zach's phone number where if like it was becca's birthday or i wanted to do something or i needed to know something that she didn't know like i could contact zach like not that i do and i probably never have but i'm just saying like i need to be i need to welcome jerry into my life oh he would love it he does love you kelty he thinks you're the most special person in the world i am special thank you okay our guest is here now back to the lady gang making his third appearance on the lady gang

yes he was on with us twice our guest today might as well be the fourth member with smaller bowel movements to our very very own becca tobin the drinking skills of jack vanek and hosting abilities almost as good as mine he's the combination of us all in one flawless sassy human being he loves money and last week we had a late night text exchange about the fact that i was a magician's assistant and the next day he agreed to come on the podcast was it pity is this an intervention we're not sure he's the author of one of my favorite books of last year beautiful on the outside and i would love for him to make a follow-up book that is just old figure skating photos because there was only like seven in his book and it was not enough he's also a national

figure skating champion olympic bronze medalist and united states first openly gay athlete to win a medal at the Winter Olympics, so we call him a f***ing icon of culture and history books, bitches. He is also the host of Quibi's newest show, Useless Celebrity History. We are all wondering what happened to Lindsay Lohan. Please welcome to the show the master on ice and isolation, Adam Rippon.

What an entrance for me. Holy s***. Yes! Yes! You guys know that I'm like actually clinically addicted to talking to you all. Yes. Yes. Our Instagram live when this all started was the highlight. It's only gone downhill from

there. Yeah, absolutely. It was like two days into quarantine. I'm already, hold on. I have a microphone in front of me. I think I need to hold it like, yeah, I'm going to do it like that. Yeah. Okay. I'm going to hold it the whole time like this. Actually, maybe I will. I'm strapped in. I have so many wires around me. If I like, if I had a cigarette, I would blow up. Are you in your bathroom right now or what is this wall behind you first of all how dare you second of all i wish and third of all no it's art yeah that's art you have like hotel art behind you right now it's not this isn't i'm i'm in the middle of a move so this is this is i don't know again i'm playing wayfair is it art or is it i think it's in the eye of the beholder jack and

pink. I think it's the most beautiful art I've ever seen. Thank you so much. Perfectly framed your sparkly personality. Hasn't quarantine just been so long? Look, I'm taking literally the pleasure of holding a microphone while doing this podcast. Like I'm giving a concert. This is the highlight of like my month. I don't even know what month it is. How's your Quibi show doing? um so i'm excited because we're doing this sneak peek so we're able to like release the first 10 episodes um but then we're just kind of gonna wait until we can get back in studio and and tackle it it was supposed to be like a daily show right yeah so we're doing the first 10 dailies and then i mean um life took over i actually think that this is quibi's karma for turning us down

yeah yeah i think i think they're actually that that's what they're saying they're on the street if we had just given those three witches their own show this would have never happened they don't know what we're practicing behind closed doors they don't know that we have a voodoo doll that's in the shape of quibi whatever their stupid mascot is do you know how up i am like you know a little bit adam like i can i can use some black magic on this shit no but we're excited for you. We think that your show is the only show that's good. We're supporting. Well, here's the thing. I will download it for you. Thank you so much for spending the no money for the 90 day free trial. That's an honor and a

privilege. And I will take that to my grave. That is how much we value you though. Yeah. Free for 90 days. It's free for 90 days and then cancel immediately. no i'm john adam and be out no because it's gonna be ongoing i'm gonna have to keep watching and when you text me late night like what if i'm not watching your stuff and i'm not in on it and i have to pretend like our friendship will fall apart you're gonna want feedback from me producer emmy winner extraordinaire like i understand that so it's like i will have i will say wait i will say adam if you and kelty joined forces somewhere down the line i'm gonna say sometime in your 40s in her 60s just like tomorrow meet up and if you guys were the heads executives of a network oh my

god it would be game over i could see it happening i honestly could see it happening and jack and i would assist you both i guess so jack would be like when she worked at old navy like she'd come in and then she'd just be gone like no i'm your picture on instagram of you as a cheerleader oh my god wow i was literally you were so 79 goal weight goal that's what i want to look like coming out of quarantine jack vanek cheerleading photo circa uh 15 years old dude it was it's so good when you're in kelty i sent kelty and becca the picture of me from a year later after i got my period and gained 45 pounds and it is a great before and after wait i didn't see that i didn't that you did the freshman 45. I did do the freshman 45. Last we spoke, you had purchased

a lot of weights and you were working on your pecs. How are they? Yeah. My, my tits are getting bigger and it's like a combination of sorrow, like trans fats and, and, and the occasional lift. um trans fats it is i haven't heard that term in so long i know that feels like such an early 2000s term well trans fats got canceled yes yes they did have you guys noticed a celebrity like every night a celebrity is getting canceled on twitter no i don't i stay on twitter who's who's been recently canceled recently we had demi lovato get canceled she got canceled yeah and then um what did she do well Vanessa Hudgens kicked it off no no no it's not even that they're doing anything it's that okay from what I understand and the lady gang can like write us angry dms

if I'm incorrect there's don't write me okay there's k-pop fandoms and in order to get like points into secret k-pop groups you have to this is all true a secret it is like a secret tag and then they make the tag like sean mendez is over sean mendez can never be over wait this is the gift from god so it's like yeah i don't get it i need to make a hashtag it's like the secret key to get into the k-pop fan group is to make a mean hashtag go viral adam i don't know what that all is but i know that like if you talk about a certain band and you don't tag like the right accounts on twitter it's over for you yeah delete your account get a tiktok start and start fresh holy i need to know these rules can we talk about sean mendez and camilla cabello um or walks the

zombies no doing their duet uh for the for whatever that live there's been like 85 live too many lives they're all garbage nothing less than to watch one of them they're all garbage it no but i'm so starving for a clean feed you know oh my god me too yeah i need some more curation in my instagram feed i'm now sick of the real reality of life i know save me from reality for god fucking sake i don't want to see your freckles facetune them do something satisfy my hungry eyes it makes me sad it's already bad enough i have to see my willowing face because my botox is faded this reality that i'm sitting in my closet with my overflowing laundry behind me this isn't an instagram worthy moment for your eyes but i kind of love it i do love it honest

i've never looked better on tv because i just got we had these two lights from when we were on tour for like our photo meet and greet that we're supposed to be the light that was needed for five people. It's like you're standing on the sun. Yeah. It's like for five people to be in a photo with 20 feet between the light and you. And what I like to do is just put the light directly in front of me and then point it in my direction and then make entertainment tonight. And I'm like, wow, I'm 30. It's amazing. I love your setup in your kitchen. It's like what I used to do when I was in high school and I would take a picture and then overly contrast it to where I didn't even have a nose it's like there's it's just eyes and a mouth and you're like voldemort

you have two holes and you delete the bridge yeah yeah don't even need an eyebrow either but that's how healthy looks now now adam we do have a serious business i've never looked better without a nose um we do have serious business for you today um because you did write like i said one of my favorite books of last year and there were not enough pictures in it um i'm wondering you know we're about to release our book we're four weeks away i guess maybe just a few weeks away um do you have any advice to us um enjoy the journey um that's a bullshit advice yeah i think you should just like um live laugh love this time when you're doing your virtual tours um and have fun but because writing a book i don't know if many people know this it sucks and it's so much

work. And you think you're like, I've written an angry text message. I know what it's like to write a long winded email, but it's like that times 100. And then someone goes back and they edit your angry email and send it back to you and you need to be angrier about it. So it's just like, it's the longest withstanding process of all time. And then by the time you look at it, it's like a fragment of what you thought it was going to be. But then you're also like, But I'm so proud. Keep telling yourself that, you know? Honestly, that was the best explanation ever.

I can't wait. I ordered the book when I was talking to Becca. Yeah, you did. Yeah, very sweet. Adam, you're on our VIP gifting list. You don't have to order anything from us. I know, but you can send it to somebody else because I just bought it already. Oh my God, you're the best.

You're a sweetie. you gotta support your friends and i'm i can't wait for your book i think it's gonna be so funny i sort of feel like every time we're with you it's like a part of like the lady gang is complete do you guys feel like that yes i want to get drunk right now do you know that i can i tell you something completely honestly that that usually when a drink is put in front of me like on a television show or something like i will have a sip but when i was sitting with you guys i left at 7 a.m and then 7 a.m and couldn't walk i couldn't walk out of the door without help we got so i think that's the drunkest i ever got was when you were on the show

what a ridiculous unprofessional i just had so much fun and our one year anniversary of that episode just happened because in my time hop, there's just so many multiple pictures of you. I took a drunk that it's like Adam's ear and then his feet and then him with a crown on. I'm like, I don't remember taking these. I don't remember this day. Oh my God. It was so fun. The one thing that bothers me about that episode is that I didn't like, I didn't, I wore a shirt and pants and then some ugly ass fucking socks and it haunts me and it'll be something that I have to bring with me, you know, into the afterlife. What were the socks? They were just some like athletic fucking socks. I didn't know that my ankles would be on TV. If I knew I obviously would

have dressed them up, decorated them, powdered them a little bit, brought contoured them or something. I put that fucking Lululemon over my bare leg. It's okay. Your, your personality made up for it. Yeah. I do notice your socks, you know? Yeah. I was like, eyes up here, please. yes um now are you um do you want to say anything on behalf of like olympians everywhere about the summer olympics being canceled it was your official statement go i feel so sad for the olympians wait i i gotta say that like it's probably it probably feels so awful and devastating like because you know like now obviously when i think olympics i'm like that's just a time to sit at home and drink through a competition. When I used to think Olympics, it's like a date that you

look forward to your entire life. Like 2018 was like a year I had in the back of my mind since 1999. Right. Can you even imagine? But like you wait your whole life for that moment and now you have to just sit back and kind of just do nothing. But I mean, everyone knows it's for the greater are good i think that the athletes just need to focus on like this is an opportunity for them to heal injuries to get one more year prepared it's it's just it's for the best it just really sucks do you feel like the olympic team should have to re-audition though like next year when the olympics happen so there's like gymnastics didn't even have their trials yet oh they like oh okay we're good that's all i really care well but there's like there's like uh you know weight

lifting and things like that like some of the some of those teams have been announced i feel like if you have been announced, you should be given this like rare opportunity to know you're going to the Olympics one year out. But I think if you haven't had your trials, this is what really bites. If you're like a 16 year old gymnast, you're like, I haven't had my period yet. And then, you know, you've got boobs and you can't do the twist. One year later, you put on 45 pounds. I actually feel this is exactly how I feel as an actress right now. So I only have like maybe eight more good months in me to be considered like an attractive woman. And so I'm so upset that I'm literally skipping over. This is it. And then I'm going to come out of quarantine and it's

like the door has closed forever and I'm too old. It's so devastating. So Olympians, I feel your pain you you empathize and resonate with olympians everywhere yes you guys just try to be almost 40 there are no years left first of all no thank you at quarantine yeah like the next time i see the sun i'm gonna be 40 wait wait are you 40 next year kelty oh my god don't be that rude i'm 38 two years just two years two years well now i have a year and a half wait how old is everyone i'm 38 by the time I get the out of quarantine, I'm going to be 47. I'm 34. Okay. Yeah. I'm almost 33. Okay. I'm 30. 30 is a good time. Being in your thirties is better than your twenties. Your twenties are a disaster. It sucks. Okay. Before we play our game, I have one last question for

you. I've recently seen an Instagram video. I believe it was on your Instagram of you coaching a young newcomer um and you're wearing a balenciaga like i think it's a blanket as like a shawl um now what is that a is it a blanket it was a jacket but it's so oversized because it's like balenciaga it's like the smallest size they have but it looks like a blanket it makes me want to take the hermes blanket off and just wear it and wear it which you absolutely should do because like in the there's like in the culture of figure skating like when i first started skating there were coaches that were big fur coats yeah which obviously like people don't wear duvel yeah like just exactly like cruella exactly so chic but people don't they don't do that anymore so i

saw this balenciaga jacket and was like oh this is the new fur coat you are a trendsetter no i thought it was so cutty in like such a good way you're like i'm not even skating are you are you coaching this girl are you just there for friendship this girl is like she i we trained together and then um i'll coach her like part-time because we have the same coach so like if i'm not working i'll go into the rink and like work with her got it yeah because i was like that girl's gonna be so good because t adam is on the side and the balenciaga being like you can't touch this a hundred percent like it's all about like you just have to like put up a facade yeah you scare people i'm wearing a blanket and i don't even give a shit the balancia the balanciaga jacket

is the new club to the knee oh okay i went there brought it there are we gonna play a game yes okay so when we come back we have a game but i just want to test that everyone has a sound machine before and i hear my buzzer yeah describe your great go ahead adam sounds like a vibrator oh yours is good okay becca wait should i use a vibrator you're not gonna hear that yeah you could wait i have different sounds i can do i can do a rim shot whatever can you hear mine wait jack okay jack's hitting a spoon on a corona bottle very fitting and Becca I can't hear that at all it's like silent yeah it's not picking it up at all no sing a high c sing a high c

okay when we come back the greatest game that's ever lived on lady gang you're listening to the lady gang all right we're back so in honor of our Adam and his new show that we are so excited about and proud of him for useless celebrity history i have collected 12 of what i think are the greatest pop culture useless trivia questions that have ever existed i'm gonna be so bad at this i'm gonna be so bad you know when i do this show i actually i'm like oh that happened that's it's like so it's awful i don't i won't even know who these people are well i justin bieber i'm like huh i've sprinkled questions in that all of you will know but i'm gonna raise the stakes on this one there's something that i own that adam really wants

and it is this lettuce grow machine oh that is in my backyard and you water it and you can grow your own lettuce and i thought if adam if you win this game yeah i will purchase you your own lettuce grow i would also like one you guys don't win shit only if adam wins so like if becca wins you're just the winner jack you're the winner adam if you win i will come over and hydroponically plant some lettuces for y'all wow have you been using it yeah all the time do you really you have fresh greens every day do you know i almost do you know i have frozen fruit in my freezer that like i basically bought when i moved to california it like came with me on the plane and I'm eating it now. Like, are you kidding me? Okay, here we go. So when you know

the answer, I tell that story for no fucking reason. Continue. I know. Thank you. No, I love it. Cause we're all greens, fresh greens. I get it. Okay. I get that too. Don't worry when you had like a connection. Yeah, I felt it. Okay, here we go. Question number one. Yes. Adam versus the lady gang number one what does a.i.m stand for jack these aren't celebrity facts i'm gonna get these uh aol instant messenger correct one point jack alex are you keeping track please i got one point that's more than i thought number two you're doing really well you might get a lettuce thing no you could never give me a present nope it's only for you adam what usa network tv show did Meghan Markle appear on

for seven seasons? Suits. Correct, but you didn't make a noise. That's my buzzer. Good. One point Becca, one point Jack. Oh, Adam. I didn't know. Have you watched Suits?

Look at me. Nobody watched Suits. Let's be real. I watched Suits. Of course you would have. It's your age group. Rude. for people who like pencil skirts okay here we go it is name five cities and states in the real housewives franchise pastor present okay becca i'll let adam go i think adam got the buzzer before i bet i didn't scream

No, no, I did hear the buzzer. Adam, it's you. Okay, I'm going to... Atlanta, Orange County, Beverly Hills. No, that's just... Atlanta, Georgia. Is that okay? Wow, impressive.

No, we just need the cities. I just need the cities. Okay, Atlanta, Orange County, Beverly Hills, Potomac, and New Jersey. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. I got an email. i got an email which was going to bring me in for the next question okay what are the names of beyonce and jay-z's twins no idea oh god wait blue ivy no that's the full name of their first

child um wait don't don't tell us i really want to get it lemonade take a guess take a guess Okay, I'm going to say First of all, hold on I can't wait for this guest It's going to be so good Kendall and Kylie That is a conspiracy theory that I would get behind Me too, 100%

Their names are Rumi and Sir Oh, I thought you were going to say Rumi and Temperature Sir as in Sir and Ma'am Or Sir as in Lisa and Tom Strachan Weho like sir okay how do you i don't even know jay-z's last name sean carter it's obviously sir carter he'll be it's a z you know jay last name z or zed mr z um your table's ready sir z

z okay next question roomie roomie roomie like roomie like that famous poet remember r-u-m-i Who is the only bachelor to marry his final choice on The Bachelor History? Jack? Sean Lowe. Correct. Two points for Jack. Shocker. How many seasons have there been?

85. And only one of them has gotten married? Yeah. A lot of the girls have gotten married. Yes. And the guys always, I feel, allegedly, they propose to someone, and then by the time it heirs, they've dumped that person and gone back to the runner-up. Yeah, because they want to

fuck all the girls. I would do that. I would do that. You would do that. You know why? Because it's literally like what I did all through my 20s. I would date a guy, and then as soon as I broke up with him, I would have sex with every hot guy I met along the way. Oh my god.

I'd make a list and be like, I can't do it now, but I can do it later. That's smart. No, you need to have sex with every hot guy you've ever met, because then it's time you meet a nice guy would motivate my breakup. Sometimes, sometimes I feel like I don't really want to dump him, but I also really want to have sex with this other guy. So I guess I'm going to have to dump him and hot guys are hot. Yeah. And no, and you can't take that away from them. Hot guys are hot. You get it. Okay. Next question. If I've ever

gotten anything i got the right answer to that that's we need to focus reprint the book we need to take out any inspirational quote that is there and just add in guys are hot becca tobin that was me oh jack so jack okay next question what is the name of the ghost who haunts the toilet in the girls bathroom at hogwarts in harry potter oh oh her name's like uh millie vanillie no oh my god what the fuck is her name maggie no margie no but you're close adam it is an m name um moaning myrtle oh is that right yes lettuces in your future okay finish this sentence i want to forgive you and i is this a housewife thing what's it from oh it's from laguna beach it's from the hills oh no it's from laguna beach forgive you what but i want to forgive you and

you guys this is like pop culture 101 i'm embarrassed for all never forget you yes jack is that it yes do you remember when lauren conrad and heidi like full in the blank conrad and heidi are in that huge fight and then lauren has the fake tear that we think was like conspiracy like maybe placed with a dropper and she's like it's fine heidi i want to forgive you and i want to forget you and then they came in they're like hold and they put the tear in and the tear went down oh i need to go down this way i remember rabbit hole okay next question name all four of kim kardashian and kanye west kids from oldest to youngest nope is that a slot machine this is animal crossing during this podcast he really misses he misses

going out in vegas wait do you see so i do you see i can do any sound effect i need oh that's fun i need to download this okay i'm ready um this to youngest great i was hoping you would say that okay the the oldest um kardashian west child is first born okay first wait i'm gonna name them first um they're so they're psalm yeah that is right palm that sounds like a palm as in like palm sunday yeah oh palm i thought his name was psalm i think it's psalm i don't think you pronounce the s like like the in the bible it's just a psalm it's a psalm it's a soft p hello i'm mr mr psalm mr table's ready okay you'll be sitting here with mr zed oh actually i don't know mr zed charity destiny and

and actually i knew yeah i don't know you only know psalm oh no no north north yes north is the oldest northwest then the next one is um saint saint is there one named king and parker parker no there's north and then saint yeah and chicago because that's where connie's from and then swam what do they call chicago like shy g shy i bet oh shy oh no i'm not over at their house right now but i'll let you know the next shy shy okay which hill started ryan cabrera date adrena correct you didn't make your noise though so it doesn't count until you make your noise you're such a bitch someone could have stolen that becky you're not even

trying okay here we go i thought it was lady gang against adam it's not i mean you announced lady gang against adam becca knows when i'm gonna get an answer that she's trying to clap together are completely silent but like the sound is deafening in her closet yeah you know that is really weird it looked like the shoes like mute that sound yes okay nothing no i don't hear anything but you you seem like like the sound like visually jars yeah it's like white noise okay what 2001 olsen twin movie features the sisters going to the bahamas for nope winter break and getting mixed up with a man smuggling stolen artifacts i have never heard of this one me either come on guys the bahamas that's they went to the bahamas so what's in the bahamas island and put your water

on because there's the sun island holiday in the sun idiots okay next question we'll have two more so adam this is turning into a charade yeah yeah okay what was destiny's child originally called oh oh um oh my god i just heard this in jessica simpson's book wait destiny's child was girls girls night girls time yeah adam good job yeah because that don't you remember the in the beginning of that next up girls time that's the beginning of her one song oh i think that was from when they were on star search right yes and they lost beyonce knolls that's what he says beyonce oh my god okay last last question here we go finish this sentence clear eyes full hearts can't lose lose i haven't even seen friday night lights and i know that oh my god you have to watch

it i know i've never seen it either actually oh my god tim riggins will make your vagina quiver all right well guys are hot guys are there's some hot guys in that show all right i'm gonna do a total we have um in last place adam i'm glad you're hosting a show about pop culture on quibi sounds like they really know what they're doing yeah they're really throwing darts i mean you're your intelligence is just unmatched tied with tied with adam at the bottom of i don't know anything it's becca shoe clap tobin oh my god wait we i tied that's embarrassing and the winner who said i'm not gonna know any of this shit and then secretly might have a subscription to people magazine jack vanik that's what uh looks like looks like you got the bronze

again adam what can i say it's in my dna i wonder if i have hold on i'm looking for a clapping wait question adam do you ever have sexual intercourse with your metal on no no no answer that wouldn't that like smack in your face wait i have i have first of all if when i'm having sex i need absolutely no distractions none you gotta really focus absolutely um are you gonna have a wedding I don't think so. Why? We'll come. The only weddings I like, the only weddings I like are two men getting married.

That's it. Honestly, if you're asking me, I feel like they're the only weddings that should happen. I agree. I also agree. All other weddings should be canceled. No offense to all of you. Adam. Well, can you please have a wedding so we can come?

I know you want to have a party. I've dreamed about being invited. Of course. So, Adam, what I did was that I invited all the people I really liked to our wedding. And then I had a giant Gatsby party because people love a costume party. And then I invited everyone. But we could come to the Gatsby party. And then also you could secretly invite us to the wedding.

Can I sing you down the aisle? Oh, my God. Yeah. All I want is to sing someone down the aisle to Jolene. I think it's a really good tone for a wedding. Jolene. Jolene. and it just me with a veil dude that is an epic wedding song that's a mood that's really that's

a definite like uh yo that's how you want to start this kind of mood which is yes that's exactly i want a theme for a wedding to just be jealousy and envy i want mine oh i want to have a themed wedding mine's gonna be murder now you're speaking my language now you're speaking my language but i think every other weddings uh it's their underlying theme is jealousy and envy yeah i don't want to say it you know it always starts off well everyone adam it was wonderful to see you you can follow adam at adam rip and make sure watch adam sorry did you read that in english or because i'm a short story because there's i made a a small text error so actually I had your Instagram as

Adarip. It is Adarip. It's A-D-P-P. You made it correct. Oh. It is? I never noticed that. Yeah, but here's the thing. It's because I need to find a way to get my name to be Adam Rippon on social media. I don't think it would be that hard. Don't you have people? Yeah, but like

what do you do to the people who already have Adam Rippon? They really are named Adam Rippon, but they're not me. Are they using their account? Offer them money. Offer to send them nudes. in exchange for their... You can get anything with a dick pic, you know?

Currency. I'm sure you've been sending a lot of those lately. I've been doing a lot of videos. It's just like I'm a tiny dancer on FaceTime. But lazy dancer is more like it. Tiny, lazy dancer. I look like what you and Seal and Mariah wash up. See ya.

Unsure. Just imagine, but if Seal had an iPhone from the neck down. well if you loved adam here you're gonna want to download the quibi app and make sure to watch adam's new quibi show useless celebrity history and based on his performance today i can't wait for this well well educated if this man knows celebrity imagine what i brought to the table today imagine what i will bring to your own show it launches may 4th a sneak peek you can watch the first 10 episodes we are really happy for you and we can't wait until the episode's about us oh absolutely it'll be about the the book that you keep of all of your photos from

the red carpet oh my god remember that the darkness i will never i will never ever ever forget the binder it's just one don't not play all it's a foreign you know there's got to be another binder the only reason it's not there's not another one is there's not been enough picture the benefit of the doubt that there will be more obviously there are more honestly i'm shining and you told me adam what year did you said 2021 is my year oh no that was claire hairdresser never mine i'm sorry commonly just hold on 2021 is gonna be your year so i've just been waiting for that but anyway i still feel like 2020 can be my year why not uh oh yeah adam we love you will you come back on yeah can we do it in person when like

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