LadyGang - Ali Fedotowsky joins The Fempire

Episode Date: December 8, 2015

Former Bachelorette Ali Fedotowsky is engaged to Kevin Manno, and she's sharing her wedding plans with The Fempire! What kind of wedding dress will she wear? Heels or flats? How many bridesmaids? And will there be a wedding hashtag? All that and more is answered. Plus, Ali offers advice to all aspiring reality TV hopefuls as she answers #AskTheFempire questions from you! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Well, what is this? Welcome to the Fempire. That's amazing. Say that again. The Fempire. Things are about to change around here. It's time to catch up with the girl gang. Kelty Knight, Becca Tobin, and Jack Vanek. Welcome, welcome, welcome.

Becca Tobin is popping that champagne. Jack's mixing up some mimosas. And we're so excited you're joining us on the Fempire podcast. You can check us out at podcastone.com. And most importantly, if you didn't find us on iTunes, go to your iTunes. Everybody has an iTunes. Subscribe to this podcast. You don't even know what you're in for.

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Love us. Love me. We're new guys. We're the new guys. We created this podcast based on boozy mimosa brunches. brunches you get together with your girlfriends you drink mimosas and you talk about stuff and we wanted a place where we could come hang out with each other also hang out with some of the most influential women in hollywood and uh and and chat it up so we're so excited that you joined us

and um welcome welcome welcome to the vampire all right well later we have ali fedotowski coming on And in the meantime, we are going to talk about something we're going to do every week here at the Femfire. It is called Good Week, Bad Week, where we go around the table and we say the highs and our lows of our weeks. Good Week. Yes, it is. Bad Week.

Oh, no. Jack, do you want to kick us off? Oh, yes, I will. So my life kind of revolves around food. I don't know if anybody has realized that. um but my good week my high of my week is i had a sandwich named after me what you're so famous i'm i know i've made it when i had a sandwich named after me oh um my friend opened up a deli in downtown called called mel's deli yeah and he named a sandwich after me called the jack attack

and it is turkey lettuce tomato avocado mayonnaise and whatever and crushed up potato chips and I think it's it's gonna be a banger now did you have any part of the creation is this your go-to sandwich yeah I came up with this idea after I had about nine glasses of wine on Saturday night I forgot that I came up with the idea and I woke up on Sunday morning realizing that I had a sandwich well Jack don't forget the little people now that you're such a big star well I really feel like um I'm one step closer to becoming Larry David which is like my one goal in life oh my god i love him i do too oh my god he's my everything should we get him on the show i would die you'd be sitting on his lap we can get his daughter and i'd be playing footsie with him

well i can't all that kind of freaks me out but i don't know um my bad week was um so i've been suffering from allergies over the past week i also got my period over the last week so i was at cbs getting some tampons getting some allergy medicine i'm like sitting in line and um i sneeze and a drop of tampons on the ground. They explode somehow because it's me. Fly everywhere. And the guy in front of me who was super hot looks at me like I'm the most disgusting person in the world,

goes out of line, puts his shirt over his nose, and just, like, stares at me like I have the black plagues. Please tell me you're joking. No. Was he 13? No, he was, like, 40. This is the thing, though. Men cannot handle a period.

period no in general like they just lose their brains if you are anywhere and you're holding a box of tampons a man is like i don't understand does not compute i don't know what's happening disgusting story i have many disgusting stories not about that not what you think my so one of my closest friends jody her dad was this really eccentric crazy man and he said to her one day she was like i think 18 maybe if that and he says you know how you know you found a good man he'll go down on you on your period i'm not gonna lie i kind of agree what no thank you i mean first of all her dad no that's disgusting on the top 10 list of things i don't want to talk to my dad about that's probably both one and two together sex no thank you gross so interesting okay should

we get to yours yeah because i you know you know you're friends with people when flow visits you at the same time and this podcast is not going to all be about periods but i i do want to say my good week was i had gotten this really great bcbg jumper that had a low v and the great thing about having no boobs ever is that you can wear anything and you just kind of look model-esque right like you can wear backless and you know so it's a slow low v and you just don't wear a bra and you're just kind of like hard nipples and it's like really fierce so i got it two weeks ago and I was so excited, and then I put it on to wear, and my boobs, I had period boobs, and they were amazing, because I have small boobs, so when I have period boobs, they're perky,

and they're just like little, full handfuls of boobs, and I couldn't get the jumper on because my boobs were so bodacious, and I want to add, I took photographic evidence. I selfie'd my period boobs so that I can always remember that time I was hot. Wow. Was it like a nude selfie? No, it was like in the jumper. It was in the jumper and they were all like squishy pushed together. And I was like, oh, snap.

You had cleavage. Yeah. For the first time in my life. Did you send it to your husband? I didn't. I kept it for myself. That's rude. You're welcome, self.

Your poor son. I do want to talk about my bad week. Go. So listen, I go to work at about 4.15 in the morning. And if you follow me on Instagram, every day I post like these great photos of my like awesome dress with my fake lashes and my hair and makeup done because I have a glam squad at work and it's so glamorous and so Hollywood. The truth is I roll out of bed and in 10 minutes I get out of bed and leave my house. I go to work in my pajamas and I drive to work. And so what's

happening is I'm trying to find time to deep condition my hair. So this week I go to work and there's no one else on the lot. There's no one else at work when I arrive. Like I am alone in this. So I showered in the morning and I put the deep conditioner on and then a bag on my head And I was like, cool, I'm going to drive to work, deep condition the 12 minutes it takes me to get to work, rinse it out in the sink at work, and then go into glam. So I arrive on the lot. It's pitch black. I'm the only person there.

I park my car. I'm literally in a nightgown, a fuzzy slipper, no makeup, the things that you put under your eye to moisturize, and a bag on my head. And I get out of my car, and I look up, and there's the co-host of the show. and he's like he's like hey and we've been friends for many years and he like couldn't even look at me he was like hey what is happening you're so scary right now like he didn't know what to do he was like he was like uh like he wanted to look because it's fascinating like girl with bag on head like no makeup into pajamas but then he he looked away and he's like hey see you later and

like ran the other way and i was so embarrassed and he can't unsee that oh my god that poor poor