LadyGang - ALLEGEDLY QUICKIE: TAYLORS BANGS, HARRYS TOUR, COOPERS BABY and A BERET

Episode Date: May 21, 2026

The girls dig into why Taylor Swift keeps showing up with a different bang situation every week — and whether it's all a setup for a jaw-dropping no-bang wedding reveal. Then Keltie breaks down why Alex Cooper's pregnancy announcement was a PR masterclass, Harry Styles is facing serious backlash over his expensive and underwhelming new tour, and the conversation gets real when the ladies open up about the impossible body standards creeping back into Hollywood. John Travolta's beret also makes an appearance!Check out our amazing sponsors deals!!Fodzyme: Enjoy your favorite foods without the pain! Get 30% off your first order at ICanEatAgain.com/ladygangDirecTV: Get over 60 channels, Disney+, Hulu, and HBO Max ALL IN ONE PACK for $34.99 a month at DirecTV.com/genrepacksClean Simple Eats: Shop the best tasting protein powders at CleanSimpleEats.comProgressive: Looking to save on car insurance? Cruise on over to Progressive.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Let's make this quick. Hello, hello, hello. Welcome to Lady Gang Quickie. I am Becca here with Jack and Kelty. Hello. So much is going on. I just need to like discuss first of all. First of all, thank you guys for not letting me get bangs because I just got a call yesterday that they're doing a new photo show for E and they're like, we're doing new like branding and everything. And I was like, they got it and cut a bang before the photo shoot.

So thank you. But we need to talk about something that's happening in pop culture. Taylor Swift's bangs. Yes. Jack reporting live from the scene. What is happening with Taylor Swift's bangs? So number one, I don't know, but she has been out and about recently. like her and Travis are just like bopping all over New York City. I don't know what the

point is of that. You know, there's always a motive. Who knows? But anyways, every time she steps out in public, somehow her bangs are getting bigger. They're getting bigger. They're getting fuller. It's a clip on. Sometimes they're not matching her hair. Oh, you think so? Yeah. She's growing them out for her wedding. They're at an awkward length. So right now she's doing clip ons because she wants to make a big impact when she comes out with her no-bang look. And you're like, wait a second, how did she magically go from bangs to no bangs? Is this, do you have insider info or is this your theory? I may or may not know somebody going to the wedding,

so I may or may not have an idea of what's happening, but that has nothing to do with the bangs. With the theory. I mean, that's a really good theory, but I'm kind of confused. It's like, why don't you find... Well, why don't you just find the one clip-on bang that works, Because these are different clip-ons. Because every time they look different.

No, I think that what's happening. Okay, if it is a clip-on, I would say being a connoisseur of a clip-on bang. If you put it farther back, they do look more wispy because the ends are hitting you. If by chance your clip-on bang is a little too far forward and then they curl it up, it could look thicker. Like, I think that's where everyone's confused is because, like, on a Tuesday, she'll come and she's got a wisp. And on a Wednesday, she's got a very heavy bang. And then she's back to wisp. And I was like, or...

This is for sure a clip-on because the color in the most recent one, it's not even the right color. Look at that. That's what I'm saying. It does. It's like, and it doesn't look like the same texture of her hair. She just doesn't feel like a clip-on bang girl. I would just be really scared to wear a clip-on bang if I was that famous.

Me too. Like a gust would definitely come and blow it in an unfavorable position. But I do love, if this is true, I love that she is... growing up her bangs for the wedding because I think it's very, she looks really good with like that ethereal. Have we seen her without a bang at all? Yeah, she didn't have bangs when we first met her. Not for a really long time. Then she got bangs on the Elle magazine photo shoot and she like really never went back. But haven't we had like a conversation where your wedding is not the time to do something new with your hair? Well, but I think a growing out of a bang is

like the opposite yeah yeah because i feel like that's yeah yeah yeah yeah well it won't be if that's the big reveal that's going to be a big reveal like how for her if she shows up to her wedding like with a no bang look it's going to be like a new woman i would love i mean her hair is looking very healthy and also like as someone who has nine inches of roots but like god put some highlights in that before the wedding i need a face framing highlight like i need a new record Okay. So wait, no, I have a question. Do we know, like, is there a general idea of when the wedding's going to be this summer sometime, right? Yeah, it's in July. And people are getting like... Ish. Yeah. Okay. I've heard multiple sources saying it's July. Do we think, are we

going to get like insider content or is it going to be one of those secret weddings? I think it's going to be very, I don't think it's going to be Zendaya. I think she's, they, they can't help themselves. They're going to post something. Will it be on the cover of Vogue? I don't know, but there'll be something. Okay. Interesting. I don't know. I have no idea. Speaking of announcements. I'm hoping that they show up to where they're going for the wedding and they're actually chartering a plane. Like I don't, and this is a speculation. But this is what happens with celebrity weddings. This does happen. I feel like they're given a location and then when they get there, they are going to be transported to somewhere totally different. So it's like the

wedding is in Cabo and everyone's like, the wedding's in Cabo, the wedding's in Cabo. And then you get to Cabo and they're like, okay, get on the van or the shuttle. And then they take you to a private airport and they fly you to Italy. Who did that? Someone did that. I don't know. Yeah. Anyway. All right. Genius. Next up is Coop's pregnant, guys. Coop's pregnant and Alex Cooper. Nobody's ever called her Coop before. Alex Cooper's pregnant. She just announced it this weekend. And first of all, congratulations to her. That is a fantastic, monumental life change. I was truly, I don't think you can plan a pregnancy the way you plan a press release, but if you could, this is a masterclass in changing the direction of what's

happening in your life. Like it was so bad. It was so bad. And then the only thing that could really save this like real negativity was something like this. And she's already married. And it actually didn't save the negativity. People brought up again, like, I don't know if you guys remember this. Do you remember the story of like when her and Sophia really went in on the girl from The Bachelor? What was that all about, Jack? I mean, I only know from like seeing recent TikToks about it but it was lauren and ari from the bachelor uh they like got together on the bachelor they're still together and it was like their first pregnancy i mean they did you know they made a an instagram like for their unborn baby and then they were like posting about it

like in the womb being like i'm i'm the size of a mango now and i do that it's whatever it's very like millennial of them to do but then i guess alex and sophia when they were together on call her daddy were like like every show they would have like a segment about like baby alessi but i think that they started like just by making fun of it and then i thought i think that they got to be doing these like really vulgar like sexual comments about it like really crossing a boundary in a line um i obviously didn't listen to call her daddy i've never listened to it but um apparently it was pretty offensive and like kind of up so let me just say this if you don't want people to know something, you announce it on a Friday at 4 p.m. Everyone's gone home. Is that when she did

it? No, no, no. She did it on Sunday night or Sunday. Sunday is the day that you announce things when you want to like publicity wise. Insider, I mean, this is not insider information, but hot take Friday is like after four is when you announce your divorces, you know, or something like on December 31st. Yes. And it's because everyone's gone home. So everyone from the news magazines everyone from the today show everyone from tmz is on like weekend and all that's happening is like a weekend editor is there like updating websites if someone essentially dies or like horrible news but there's not going to be like the incessant 48 hour news cycle of like then on the view they're talking about it and good morning america they're talking about it like

so it kind of dies over the weekend and what you hope is why announcing something on friday is that by sunday something new has happened that is like a better top story yeah if you announce something on Sunday. It is on purpose because you want everyone to be talking about it on Monday morning. So like when your news editors and when the website editors and the editors of GMA and The View and whatever are going through what are the stories trending over the weekend, the freshest story is you're pregnant and everything's fine. And they're not now talking about you like going after this girl or what horrible things happened at your company or whatever. So it's it's a masterclass. So honestly, you got to give it to her.

Devil's Advocate, she could not have gotten pregnant and become this pregnant from when it all started. Like she would have... What, the Alex Cooper or the Alex Earl? No, she didn't get pregnant. Alex Earl started to really drum up, but it would have been, she would have already been pregnant

when things really started to get spicy. No, no, no. With the TikToks, like with all the like the newest TikToks. She didn't get pregnant to avoid the scrutiny of the public. Well, what I think is interesting is she started all of this drama over Coachella weekend, which was a month ago. So she was doing all this while she was pregnant.

No, because she's hormonal. Yeah, she was. Yeah, I guess. I think she just lost it. She just lost it. Well, she was also like, fuck it, who cares? Like, it's just a new perspective. I guess so.

Yeah, well, there goes the theories of them not doing well in their marriage. I mean, I guess you could not be doing well. That does not mean anything. How many people do you know that had a kid? I am just saying they're staying together as far as we know. You don't post a beautiful picture of your pregnant belly and your husband next to you if, you know. I don't think that's true.

I think he's always wanted to be married and have children. I will say that when they really wants to have kids. Whatever like up front or whatever that they went to together looked like. Well, she was hiding a pregnancy. She was hiding her bump the whole time. She looked so uncomfortable. Them two together. Yeah, but they were posing with her, hiding a bump.

Yeah, hiding the bump. That's an awkward situation to be in. I also think, like, just as I think it's really unfortunate if she had to go through her first trimester with this shitstorm. Yeah, but she was a very vocal participant of it. Well, eventually, in April. But she's already, by that point, she was already months and months pregnant. So, yeah, she would have been dealing with a lot of this stuff leading up to it. Like Alex Earl liked or reposted whatever that TikTok was. Alex was already in her first trimester. So to be in your first trimester and have the stress of every single person turning on you and talking shit about you on the Internet would be a really shitty thing, especially if the thing that you did is actually not that humongous of a deal. I guess. Well, we don't know, though.

Well, I think by now, we'll see. I heard the Vanity Fair article is still coming out. Well, if Kelty Knight and what she went through with Alex Cooper is included in the Vanity Fair article, we know that they don't have a lot. No, no, no. Not because of who you are, but because of what happened. Yeah. No, I'm not in it. I'm not in it.

You're not in it? Uh-uh. I thought you said you were. I got interviewed for it, but I'm... Oh, okay. There's way better people. No, I mean, like, the... Listen.

good luck to you let's let's switch gears to John Travolta's beret please okay because that's what I'm I'm really interested in so like Jack what do you want to talk about for allegedly and she goes John Travolta's beret so take it away Jacqueline I mean this is just such a bizarre circumstance to me he was at Cannes last week he was premiering his directorial debut of a movie that his daughter is starring in and he shows up to the red carpet and he is sporting such a bizarre look he was sporting a beret and a pair of spectacles and what I would say a brand new face. It seems like he may have gotten a facelift and this is his disguise, like wearing one of those glasses with the fake nose on it to try to distract from him having a facelift and having those scars.

No, it's the beard that's weird. Well, he has like a fake beard, like a beard transplant. Is it a fake beard or is it just like... That's what Jared thinks. It's a weird length, for sure. It's too perfect. Beards have to be, like, beardy. This beard is, like, it's, like, dyed in the shape.

Like, you know when you get your eyebrows done and your eyebrows are too perfect? It's probably definitely dyed, which makes it seem weird. For sure dyed. For sure dyed. So, no, it's just weird. And then now he's, like, sporting many berets. Yeah, no, this is new look. It wasn't just the one.

But he does look amazing. Like, his face looks amazing. So if he did get a facelift, he's 72. too. He looks it was a really good facelift. Like it's no Bradley Cooper. He's saying the beret is because he's now a director. Yes. And so he wanted to like do an homage to old school directors. And then he said, because I want to know when I see pictures of myself, I can very rarely place like what movie, what thing, whatever. So he's like, so now when I see these pictures, I'll be reminded of this directorial debut and like this moment in time. So yeah, he's an eccentric old man at

this point. He's like cosplaying a 1920s director, which I'm very into. I mean, I love it. I mean, the fashion has been so boring at Cannes this year other than Demi Moore. Like, thank God he gave us something. I think it's cute. I think it's adorable. I don't know. Maybe he's a bad guy. I'm not sure. Speaking, well, Scientology, I think we can have a lot of question marks there. In my class, there's 33 of us. What's it like? There's not enough of anything the noise the packed classroom make it feel overwhelming and when i really need help there's not enough to go around i wish somebody would do something the ford government has cut 6.5 billion dollars from ontario's public schools since 2018 and our kids are paying for it tell the

ford government invest in our kids a message from the elementary teachers federation of ontario the lady gang speaking of Demi Moore I am very proud of the internet because someone had a headline saying check out Demi Moore's tone yes oh my god all of these women have been like please stop referring to that as a toned arm that is not a toned arm we don't know what it is but that's not that's not a goal to have and I'm really like I I'm not going to speculate on anybody and what they're doing or what her health I don't know but the fact of the matter is, is I'm really happy with the internet for saying, no, no, no, like, let's not use that verbiage. Like, it's something that's aspirational to be having. Yeah, well, and it's like wild. I

mean, there's obviously a bigger conversation to be had about that. But it's like with all the red carpet, and then now we're back to like, early 2000s of like being emaciated, anorexia, whatever. And then the way that news reporter, the news outlets are reporting on that as being toned. And it's like, are we we're being like, manipulated and gaslit all over again, like it's the early 2000s. And then it's just, it's wild. It's insane. It's wild. It was really guilty. I have so many thoughts and I'm for once keeping them to myself. Why? Don't hold back. I mean, I just like literally stood up for a woman that everybody hates right now. Like that's the point of a lady gang. Okay. I really feel very, I have so many feelings and thoughts about this

topic um because I myself have been I just would say like it's I don't blame anyone for getting caught up in it like the Demise or whatever she's doing or like whatever Emma Stone like I mean I could list 30 women that are three sizes smaller than they were last year I would say going through award season I just want to be thoughtful in how I say this so that's why I was like pausing but there's something that happens and I know myself not being a particularly like strong person in the body confidence like oh having grown up at answer and growing up in this world like there was something really weird that happened where all of a sudden I was like my normal healthy size and you start looking around you and when everyone started doing all this stuff it's like everyone

shrunk and then it was like, Oh, I have to shrink. Like there was, it's such a weird, it really is like a weird, bizarre trend. And I hate to say that bodies are trends, but like, like you just said back here, like we're back in this two thousands, it's like, it feels like shit or get off the pot. Like, Oh, well, if everyone is going to show up and be this way, then like, I don't know. It's, it's such a weird, like, I don't blame anyone for getting wrapped up in it, but we are absolutely wrapped up in it for sure. Like, yeah, it's like without juicing in baseball. It's like if you can't beat them, join them. If everyone's using steroids, you might as well be jabbing yourself to maybe. So it's like I get it. But then I also am like, but let's all look at the

people who are not still like I think the media's job is to start putting spotlights on really healthy looking bodies again and like really celebrating, going crazy, like overcompensating And don't put 45 pictures of the same emaciated woman on whatever it is. It's like it's a it's it has to be like a collective decision to celebrate the bodies that are not like four pounds. And it's just so strange when like we were covering Met Gala and Misty Copeland, the ballerina was like the curviest person on the red carpet. Like you're like, oh, my God, this woman is five three and she's about 90 pounds like she is tiny in real life. Like it was just, it's such a weird, I'm like actually wrapping my head around it and doing a lot of therapy. That's why like I paused. Cause I just like, I don't even know how to describe the feeling of it. Like, it's just, it's like the most up situation. And I agree. Like I saw those comments to Becca and I was, I love the dresses and like, I just, she looks like her, her style or fashion, all of it's crushing, but it's just such a weird thing. It's so easy for a society to slip back into normalizing that look and to looking at these celebs who not only get smaller, but their faces completely change. And it's like, we're all warped. We obviously all have our own body image issues. I constantly fight mine.

And it's like, you also see people getting 10 sizes smaller. And even as a small person, you're like, well, could I get a little bit like looking at other people? And then it's like, you have to fight that in your own mind just to like stay sane. But anyways, it's just so easy to like kind of get slipped back into that. And people being like, they look so, look how beautiful their face looks. It's like people are looking gaunt and 10 years older, but we're being tricked. They look so old.

Like old ladies, literally like Olivia Wilde. what, I mean, this is where like, I've hate picking apart women, but like, no, but that was crazy. She was, she is one of the most arguably beautiful people on the planet. Like from the moment she started in this business in her twenties or whatever, she's so gorgeous. My assumption is she was going to the Met Gala this year and she had a goal in a way she wanted to look whether she, I don't know how she lost the weight, but she lost weight, period. We're going to guess. We're going to guess. But like her face, I'm like, you went from being one of the most full of life, gorgeous, glowing humans to looking like just a skinny old lady walking down the

street, like just a skinny old lady. But then, and then it's like, but then people are like, they look so amazing. And then you get the shoved down your throat. Like they look amazing. They look amazing. Look how great they look. But it's like, it's, it's crazy. Like it's like mass manipulation to women and it's like it's such a mind because you know better but then you don't because it's getting shoved in your face so much like that's the craziest thing that's happening where it's like you look at people from a few years ago and so many people looked so healthy and vibrant and then it's but now we're being told now that this looks good where it's it's just so crazy yeah i can't think of anybody like i don't know about like i'm like who looks normal

still i don't even know the girl i can't i will tell you i will tell you the girl devil wears prada the assistant what's her name um she's new this year uh like a new actor i will say i really do love what hillary duff's her like new thing it's like stronger not smaller thing and she's like really leaning into like being strong she has shrunk has she she's pretty tiny yeah but The thing is, I mean, she looks great. I'm just saying she's still that's another thing that people on the Internet are like pissed about. They're like, let's. Yeah. Stronger, not skinny because she's already small. She's like a small person. Yeah. And yes, she's not emaciated. She looks wonderful. I'm not hating on it, but it's like there's still no example of anybody who has

not lost a percentage of their body weight that is representing what what Hollywood looks like right now yeah it's so true it's just why i can't think of anybody like from oh it's simone ashley i don't know who that is yeah you know this girl she's very beautiful did you see devil rose prada no she's in bridgerton too she's gorgeous i also did not see bridgerton okay well anyway anyway it's up and i know that i play a very dark part in this as the media so i'm you know wrapping my head around how we fix it what we do like yeah big I don't know um can we just like can I switch gears to something like one last thing I want to discuss which is Harry Styles is in big trouble guys I know why I don't know what's happening what's going on okay Jack give us the whole

rundown well so basically he started his world tour like he's doing these massive residencies like he's playing 10 nights at Madison Square Garden like he's doing all these like and people are thinking about it it's like the next big thing that's come since Taylor Swift eras yeah yes so number one he started getting in trouble in the beginning because I think as an artist you can opt in to like be part of the price gouging uh live nation ticket master scam or not and he opted in because he makes more money by doing that by selling um I think it was called dynamic pricing tickets where like the by demand they cost more so tickets that would cost three hundred dollars are now $3,000. So we got in a lot of trouble about that because the floor seats are

like three grand. The tour starts, people go to the first concert in Amsterdam and there's a lot of things that happened. One of the things are all of the floor seats that cost the most amount of money. The way that the stage setup is, he basically has like a huge track and field situation. That's his whole stage. There's like, it's a massive square with different lines on it. It's like you're playing a game of Mario Kart. It looks like a Mario Kart. Yeah. Like it goes down and then it goes up and it goes down and there's humps.

But unfortunately, these floor seats are on the side where it goes up. So you literally can't see anything. The whole view is obstructed because the stage goes up 20 feet. So the only time you will ever see him is if he's running on your little part of the stage right by you and you can't see anything else. So that's the biggest thing that's happened. And then also people are just saying, like, the show kind of sucks. He only plays 20 songs.

There's no, like, production other than that weird Mario Kart stage. He has two dancers with him. And he basically just runs around the stage and that's it. There's no production. There's no nothing. And then his outfits are pretty offensive to me. I'm going to have to pull this up. Well, this is his style now.

Like, you want him in sequence. He's not doing sequence. He's giving us Becca Tobin. He's giving us a blazer. He's giving us a trouser. No, he's giving us like kindergarten teacher that's wearing a wacky tie. Yeah. He's like wacky tie like this guy. And then it's like he's actually wearing our colors, you guys. Like we are Harry Styles right now. Oh, my God. He's wearing like a bright blue blazer that looks like it's from a costume store. A bright yellow shirt with a bright green tie and a red sweater over it. so it's kind of like people I think that his like big listen I was never a Harry Styles fan I don't really understand his last tour was incredible it was one of the best shows I saw and I love him really I will say what do you think is going on because people are just like it seems like his heart isn't in it it seems like he doesn't care like that's what his super fans are saying

after going to the show what do you think Kelty is going on so I little Hollywood insider I think it's always a very bad sign when someone puts up a world tour before an album is out oh so you have a new album oh yes so normally what happens is like you put the album like olivia dean you put out the album everyone goes crazy for it and then like two months later you're like and now i'm going on tour i knew there was trouble in paradise when the tour went on sale before the album because i was like oh that means the album is not that good questionable like or maybe not the promoters and the team is like, Ooh, we don't know if like people are going to really like it. Like regardless of if it's a good album or not, it may not be a commercial album. And then the single came out

and the first single kind of came and went, the second single came and went. And so what is happening is he's sold this new tour, this new world, but the world people want to live in is the last two records. They actually don't want to live in this, whatever this new world is. And the new world is very synthy. It's very like Coldplay-ish, like not early Coldplay. It's like later Coldplay like and so I think the issue is like people are broke they saved up forever to go to the Harry Styles concert and they're expecting the last show he had a band on stage he sat he talked to everyone in the audience he made it like a big moment and like unfortunately Taylor Swift has in a great way up the bar where you can't just do a money grab anymore like I'm

sure that stage was so expensive but like oh yeah the production value of like what it takes to do 10 nights at Wembley, 10 nights at Madison Square Garden. You need to be putting on a $3 million night show. Yeah. And that includes a lot. And like, you know, people are now doing that. Even Madison Beer is playing the echo and doing nine dancers. You know what I mean? That was one of the comments. They're like, I went to go see Madison Beer and she put way more into her production than Harry Styles did. And she's like a small artist. Two dancers for an arena tour is a joke. Two. And then also dressed in his weird like kindergarten teacher outfit. It's like it's so it's so bizarre to me.

And his heart may not be in it. Like, I mean, sorry, that's other people are saying, too. They're like he did the same like speech that he does. It's like this is the rehearse speech where it's like each and every like Bob. There is no like ad lib. It was definitely like a copy paste where and I think the bigger conversation is kind of like what's going on with sort of like the Justin Bieber Coachella performance. performance where it's like if a woman did this, like if Taylor Swift came out and this was her tour, if Sabrina Carpenter came out and this was her, if anybody did this, it would be unacceptable

for a woman to do. But for a man, it's just like, OK, that's fine. You know, so I really like Harry Styles and I want him to win. And I do. I would consider myself a big fan. I think he's going to have to make some changes before. I think he's just getting bullied by Channing Tatum and he's just like his head's in another place. Wait, what? Why is Channing Tatum? Because Zo, Zo or Zoe. Yeah. Oh, you think he's nervous? The thing that Chris Knight always says to me is that like it is impossible to stay on top. He like you can only be the greatest thing since sliced bread one time in your career. And Harry had such a big reckoning. And that tour was so massive and so fun And him bringing out Shania Twain and his Coachella and the sequins, like, it was such a big moment that it's like, what would have been cool, I know it would have never happened, but, like, he should have done something.

He should have just gone, like, completely different. He should have done, like, you know, Madison Square Garden, Harry unplugged or whatever it is. It's not a big enough, yeah, it's not a big enough departure. And it's almost just, like, this, it seems more like a regression where, like, maybe this is the vibe that he was in the beginning and then he, like, found himself and became this other thing. it's really hard like what does Taylor Swift do now like if her next tour

isn't four hours long and like it's just I mean it's very difficult so Harry well the only thing

that will let me forgive you is if you show me the nudes I mean Justin Timberlake you know I bet his trajectory was quite similar

you leave in sync you go on your solo career you explode into the future sex love sounds you're so everybody's coming in but then it's like you it's an inevitable dip like a twin and also and you're doing his little his little tootsie dance that justin timberlake did remember that one yeah you're in a man khaki you're in a khaki yeah we don't want our men

in a khaki you know like we don't want you stripped down we want you to give us what we've always gotten from you which is bell sequin bell bottoms and a deep cut v and like weird and sexual and that feather jacket yeah give us like give me a boa and it's like he's i it's like i think he's trying to like channel these like it's like 80s kind of well it's like somber i feel like the sound like that like it's kind of somber so good no i know but that's like the world that the music is living in is it's like not really i don't know what that does live you know what i mean like It's so fun to dance to, but I don't know what that experience is like. That's the thing is that when you don't have like when it's all synth, it's like kind of watching a DJ and Ibiza like you need to be on a drug.

You know what I mean? And that's what makes it great. But that's why you need like stage setup and you need production and you need pyro and you need dancers and a band where it's like it's just you. It's like him. It looks like he's just like and I guess he ran a lot of marathons before this tour. And it's like that's it's just I'm not kidding. No, he is. He ran. It's like it's yeah. But that's not impressive to me. Nobody's asking us. And nobody wants you to run around the stage. That's not what they're coming to watch you do

the marathon. Taylor's not asking us about what her hairstyle should be for a wedding. John Travolta is not running the beret by us before he comes. Cooper is not asking my advice on how to come back from this. And, you know, Harry is not asking me what the tour should be. We could have figured it out for you guys. I'm supporting Taylor's whole thing she's doing. Granted, the bangs could be better. Like, I wish it was going undetected. No, I love Taylor right now.

I'm obsessed with her. But I'm, like, loving that if the theory is that she's going to come out wedding day no bang, like, I am so thrilled. Oh, I think that's genius. It's genius. That would break the internet. And her style is so sexy right now. She was in this, like, Florida mall, like, little slip dress, like,

and then every once in a while and then she wore that like bad dress shirt with the thing like it was like the day I was talking on entertainment tonight in like a plaid like dress shirt it's like not cute but the other things have been so sexy and I'm like oh this is like I guess we'll see I'm very interested I'm tracking the private jet I'm seeing every time she goes to London who's making this wedding dress oh yeah I bet it'll be something cool like Daniel Frankel or something like that like I bet you won't think so no I wonder how many she'll wear that night six I hope I don't know anyway

seems like a lot alright guys well we have things to do in our lives other than complain about other people while we do nothing um

this was fun love you see you next Tuesday nope weren't here for a long time we were here for a good time

coupon bang time Lady Gang is hosted and produced by Kelty Knight, Becca Tobin and Jack Vanek with social media support from Kali Carrera audio and video editing

from Jared Monaco and additional support from Steve Delameter and Podcast One.