LadyGang - Allegedly Taylor Swift Sent Keltie a Cardigan, That's Wassa Happening

Episode Date: July 28, 2020

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Well, what is this? Welcome to the Lady Gang. That's amazing. Say that again. The Lady Gang. Things are about to change around here. Each week, we catch up with Hollywood's hottest girl posse, Kelty Knight, Becca Tobin, and Jack Vanek. Hello, hello, hello.

Welcome to the Lady Gang. I'm Becca Tobin here with Jack Vanek and Kelty Knight. Hello. I like your angle, Becca. We really have a wide-angle version of your face. Really? I'm just a little under the weather. yeah no like your camera is just very close to your face but in my view of it it's the same as

you guys no because you're leaning forward to talk into your mic every time and it gets and then you back it up and then you back it up it's fine you don't have to fix it we love your face well i don't need beautiful i definitely don't need my face that close how's it going oh it's going you know another day it's all the same it's crazy yeah i'm like i i don't know if it's like the new taylor swift record or not which we're going to talk about but like i'm on the verge of tears at all moments the last two days like i just like i just looked outside and i was like wow the green is so green and then just felt like crying like you know this yeah dark it's just a feeling time that'll the color green will really send you over the edge

you know you never know well um should we just kick it off let's do it guys bringing you jolly cheer it's time for Good week. Yes, it is. Bad week. Oh no. Um, who wants, I'll go first. Okay. Um, I went on a hike the other day. This is my bad week and I, it's not a bit, our neighborhood's not that busy. So you very rarely see anybody. And if you do, you just cross the street. It's like very, it's very chill and everyone's in their masks and whatever. Well, this one guy was looking at me. He was like, not stoked that I was on the street. Like you could tell he was like one of those people that's on high alert during COVID. And I was like, I'll make

sure my mask is up and everything's good. I'm going to stay across the street. And he was like glaring at me. And then I sneezed like right as I was passing him in the mask. Yes. No, that's why you're wearing a mask. He looked at me like I had just kicked his dog. It was so aggressive and he was so grossed out by me and he like sped up really fast. And I'm like, oh my God, this is so embarrassing. This is how people are going to be for the rest of our lives. Like a cough, a sniffle. There's something about whenever I have to be like in public and I put on my mask, my nose all of a sudden starts running and I get sniffly and I have like to sneeze 500 times. And I'm like, this didn't happen when I was sitting at home. There's just something about your body

that it needs to release. It's really, it's so annoying. And after you got a sneeze, you used to say bless you and now people like fuck you yeah literally like yourself yeah they're like you're garbage human i'm scared of sneezes too it's like the fastest travel of droplets that you can make it was terrible it was really terrible um but my good week is also on brand with masks i procured four uh n95s oh shit my friend had them like just laying around her house like they were doing some sort of housework or sanding or whatever. She's like, I have no idea why I have these. She had so many of them. So I was like, well, I can't donate them. They're already out of the package. So I'm stoked because I am flying to Atlanta and I am terrified.

So I have a face shield and an N95. It was like finding the golden ticket. Who knew? It is. It is. No. And you can, I mean, I don't know if you can keep them for a long time, but like i would just reuse that as much as you can my mom just got this little sanitizing basket bag kind of thing you can put your masks in so you don't have to wash them oh i need that like at the dental office yeah so it still freaks me out like i know that they sanitize those like little toothpickers but it's like doesn't feel like it not just with like i wish i wish it was new i wish it was new people going to the dentist right now it's ballsy it is pretty again just the worst thing to just be spewing droplets around is somebody in your mouth with a tool. I know.

I feel for any of our lady gangers who are dentists or dental hygienists. Okay. I'm going to go. Okay. So my good week is I'm on like the road to amazing hair. I started taking Nutrafol. It's working. My hair is growing. It's growing everywhere. I'm shaving my legs a lot, but like, I'm feeling good. So that's my good week. My bad week is that. So I posted an Instagram recently, um, about this hair waiver. It was a sponsored post. Kelsey and I both did sponsored posts about it. And in my caption, I was like, it's been eight months and my hair has finally grown out of the terrible mullet that I got cut. And then my friend that connected me to the hair cutter, sent me a screenshot of a text that she got from my hair cutter saying with the

screenshot of my post saying, yikes, guess this explains why I never saw her again. Oh my God. You're so, you are so bad about things like that. So bad. I mean, I don't have, I do not know him at all. I have no mutuals. It was a one-time haircut, right? But how does he know, how does he know you didn't get cut since then? I, he probably just felt it in his soul after he let me walk out of the door looking like I did. Do you think, okay, so in, I want to do a little investigation in investigation. Was it that you jacked? Like, was it a bad haircut? Did, were you not clear on what you wanted? Did you, were you like, I want this. And then they gave you this. and then you realized you didn't want this like how jack did we go on this haircut i did tell him

exactly what i wanted but i did not show a photo no and we had we had sherry on years ago and she said you must bring a photo yeah we just we jumped right into it but the haircut was really bad like i brought it to my haircutter friend and she's like this even if this is what you wanted the haircut was bad okay and it's still it's still it's still there i'm just letting it sit the way that it is and i'll have an actual cut when i enter society again one day but uh well that makes me actually brings me to a great point that hair waver company can go themselves how are you going to give two of the lady gang members a deal and not the third they probably couldn't afford you. It can't afford you. We are, we have a much lower rate than you do. I'm doing it for $50, baby.

My rate is very low. I'm like, I'll take the waiver. Okay. This is a perfect transition. Jack putting her foot in her mouth into my bad week. Okay. So we're so excited that we have this Thursday show with Vince Camuto. So Vince Camuto makes like rad shoes. They're super comfortable, which is amazing. Even though they were like, you can't say they're super comfortable because that's like of the foot to decide you know what I mean like it was legality I was like I want to say they're super comfortable and you're like you're not allowed to say that because it's it's up for debate what shoe is comfortable I was like we told this comfortable yeah well I was like in an email like deep down in it anyway so whatever fine their shoes are comfortable um because it's

not an ad anyway so I was so excited and we were like oh let's post like this amazing shoe on our Instagram to show everyone. Cause we have this great deal where you can like use our code lady and get 20% off. This is not an ad. I'm just letting you know, if you want shoes, you should go do it. And Jack's like, Jack's like, okay. So Jack is sponsored, like talking about the shoe. And she's like, this shoe is so beautiful. And like, right now I can't put my foot in it. Cause my toes are kind of like gross. I need a pedicure, but like, look at this. And then she, she used the technical term to describe the shoe foot cage oh yeah i was impressed what's that part of the shoe called you tell me it is i don't know what it's called but i know that i can't imagine the

sponsor is not like wow i want my shoe to be described as a foot cage well you know what i had a lot of swipe ups on that story so i'm sure you did but like jack foot cage whatever foot cage portion of this i actually from my days of shoe modeling i think that that is the term that's insane because i just made that up in my head i'm gonna google it hold on okay google like i just when it's called i did that and then i was like i was like well this is ridiculous but whatever i'm just gonna post it because i don't want to do it again but tell me what it is i don't think people know no it's like me and face blanket but face blanket is like nice because a blanket is warm and cozy and lovely. What's a face blanket? Like a face cloth. Oh, I call it a face blanket.

But anyway, Jackmanic. Okay. I mean that it kind of sounds like something that you would do. It sounds Canadian. Oh yeah. You put your foot in the foot cage. Okay. There's a foot cage on a spin bike. That makes sense. That's literally a cage. And yeah, that's sometimes the bike is going and you can't get your foot out and you're stuck on the foot. That actually was like my biggest cause of anxiety. When I first started doing spin classes, I could get in, but then I'm like, Oh God, I hope that by the time I take this out, no one's looking at me. No one's talking to me because you were so awkward. If you're not like a reg. Oh yeah. Putting it. No, the whole process of trying to set yourself up for doing the seat. Cause there's like four different things you have

to change on the bike to make it actually work for you. And I did it for, I probably went spending for like two years and I still never figured it out. And I still got anxiety every day, getting that foot out and then like god forbid you have to take your foot out of the shoe and just leave the shoe dangling there that reminds me of like this one of the scariest moments of my childhood when i was um at the mall and there was the escalator and somebody got their shoelace stuck in the escalator and then they just left their shoe with it but i was like a five-year-old i feel like i thought the guy just like died within the escalator it's a scary thought i had the parents that told me the horror stories of escalators like anytime we were at the mall and

kids were playing on the escalator by themselves my parents were always like that's how you get that's how you get hurt that's how you die so then if i saw kids playing i'd be like bad kids i love your parents okay good week lady gang audiobook has officially been submitted for a grammy oh my god kill me oh my god did you submit it i did not submit it our publisher submitted it and they sent an email um i'm surprised you guys didn't see it i'm pretty sure you're on it that said i didn't see it oh well anyway just been to the person the only person that cares they're like kelty um so now we have to start talking about our campaign and there's many levels like first everything goes out and then you have to you know the the

little committees vote and then it goes into like the finalists so what are we going to be against like michelle obama's audiobook like jessica simpson and demi more the two greatest audiobooks of the year yeah oh well godspeed good luck to us i can't wait to be a eeg yeah it's gonna be a tough it's gonna be tough for you to get that the other two the tony and the academy award i need kelty to get a tony that is there i need kelty to try to get a tony i gotta be honest there's really no there's no way unless she produces something that i think i could produce or invest right you have to be like a certain level of investor so it's pretty well hopefully we win that grammy and then we sell more books and then i can afford to invest in my tony oh my god i just

i need you to be i need you to be singing and dancing for that tony kelty well that's not gonna happen speaking of singing and dancing yeah erica jane who was doing roxy heart in new york she's looking so good she she's got that broadway bod i mean she hasn't been doing it for months but like she was on the reunion i saw pictures for the reunion for beverly hills housewives she's snatched damn he's looking good snatchy snatchy all right when we come back we're gonna talk about erica and all those things now back to the lady gang all right we're back we're back that's my doorbell yeah oh so let me go check if it's from taylor swift and i'll tell you why what is that okay so this is so crazy i'm not gonna open it now should i open it now

yeah what is it okay let me get a scissor it's a gift from taylor swift yeah you mean like the fourth in command at taylor's team so this is so funny that i said that because i really didn't think it would be um okay so last week i got an email from taylor's publicist tree and she was like hey you know since covid like i'm updating all my addresses and i know a lot of people are working from home and I was like oh yeah like that makes sense because sometimes like they will send like I remember when the reputation tour was on they sent like a ticket for every member of the press to like go to the LA show and they sent it to our offices at CBS so I was like I didn't think

anything of it we had a really nice little conversation and a couple emails back and forth and then the night ago or whatever the Taylor record was um announced and I was like oh is taylor sending me a present to my house because she's just asked for she's so sneaky you know so anyway i was like last night at midnight i was like is she gonna show up outside my house and be like folklore or like whatever no it's a box okay let's open it okay it's sealed with a gold seal which i'll keep here from taylor nation it's a box okay is this riveting or no yeah how's her album it's so good really it is well it's like produced or written by it was like her and the guy from the national which i love and then she has the song with justin vernon who i

love it's like the record that you wanted it's taylor 30s it's like it's not gimmicky it's not like i'm in a bodysuit doing booty pops it's like i'm just gonna sit here and i'm gonna write sad songs and that's exactly what i wanted it's really it's like you smoke some weed light a candle it's a gray package it says i hope this cardigan will keep you warm and cozy in this extremely uncozy time sending you a socially distanced hug all my love taylor oh that's kind of cute what's the cardigan because there's the song cardigan yeah i know i know i don't know how i feel about uh taylor swift complaining about the time we're in but okay like you're fine you're gonna be okay um wow this is so sweet did they did she send like a record or anything or

it's just the cardigan it's a cardigan oh that's like your vibe too oh my she's gonna wear this the way she wore that stupid chris martin pin every every day or like her harry styles or her Harry Styles t-shirt exactly but I kind of love this style like I would wear it anyway just have stars on it stars on the pack of the it's like a school like what's the name of that style like the 1950s like yeah no like uh I like Greece oh yeah from Greece that is so cool I actually literally am I the same person as Taylor Swift because I literally listened to the record I was like wow I bet when she sends press gifts if she sends them they're gonna be cardigans this is a cardigan i'm crazy we're the same person there was this i was gonna say

you're probably not the same person you're probably the same person as like her marketing person she is the mark well anyway okay she is the marketing person jack what do you think of the record no like i said i only listened to the first like five songs this morning because it came out last night and i mean i love it i was never like a huge taylor swift song i like my like select songs. Um, but this is more my style. It's my vibe. You're going to like it, Becca. You actually will. It's good. Yeah. You'll like it. And also there's this big, um, con what's it called when you like not a controversy, like a, like a, like a mystery of like what she's writing about. Yeah. So there's this mystery that there's this guy, William Bowery, who's like credited as a songwriter

on the record and chris is like going through the notes and he's like oh that's cool that's cool i work with that person cool and then he's like william bowery what's he from and there's no instagram no other songs written and people think that it's her boyfriend joe alwyn and a fake name and joe allen's grandfather or father or someone there's a william in his life and bowery is a street i believe she lives on in new york city so i think like you know down in the Bowery that's the area she lives in does is so I know nothing about her boyfriend is he an actor yeah he's an actor he's tall he I've only interviewed him once he was like very just kind of normal looking like sweet but good looking skinny um but there was like a hard

no Taylor questions like even when you tried to like do the Weasley thing of like you must be so proud at this time in your life there was like nothing it was like the movie the movie are there any happy songs on the record because the ones i've listened to are all really sad so i wouldn't be sad i think that like if they were writing stuff together wouldn't it be like i'm alone it's kind of sad i like i really like this song called my tears ricochet and it talks about walking away with grace oh okay let's get into something becca wants to talk about nikki minaj is pregnant wait can i backtrack a little bit i'm so shocked that you're not going to talk about matt nathanson's album that came out that has 61 songs on it i was splitting

it up i was going to like things i saw that versus things that becca cares about or like other people care about okay i thought i was like i can't believe she's leaving this topic without mentioning like it's on there do you know we're excited for nikki i'm excited for nikki minaj i loved her pregnancy announcements that's exciting cool that's gonna be um that's gonna be some great baby pictures like I could see her really doing the Beyonce of it all like the crazy photo shoots and she did one like if you look at her Instagram I got 10 million likes she's like in a bedazzled bra with a ridiculous wig and like a double platform shoe like just really like Barbie she's Nicki Minaj-ing the announcement she's pretty pregnant like she's like big belly so

she looks great that's exciting excited for her because she's really she's really really small like she's like even i think smaller like tiny yeah she's like a really really tiny little person um so she looks so cute in this picture i love it okay yeah there's a new host of dancing with the stars what the fuckery who era banks they fired tom bergeron oh my god andrew wait why did they fire him like a after like 15 years of the show he said on twitter that his contract was not it wasn't a firing it was like your contract was not picked up as they say in Hollywood and then Aaron said the same thing and then everyone was like what Tom Bergeron is Dancing with the Stars and the next day they announced that Tyra is the new singular host and executive producer

of Dancing with the Stars interesting um so well I always felt like Aaron Andrews was an odd choice I like I think Aaron is a really talented host she was they always do this thing where like you compete on the show and then you're a host after you know I mean that happened with Brooke Burke too all right my favorite host of Dancing with the Stars like I wanted it to be less about Erin and more about the contestants but I also am like very guilty of doing that same thing when I host so well Tyra's I have a feeling she might make it all about her it's such a weird like to me Tyra's always been I get it cutting edge like she always invents the new genre so her and sometimes it works like top model and sometimes it doesn't work like her daytime talk

show not in the tyra bank show but that other one like the life or whatever it was called it was yellow chrissy teigen was on it um but like i don't know just like to go and do a show that's already 15 years old it's probably a very cute paycheck yeah she's probably just making a ton of money and the show's going nowhere so if you're like sick of not knowing if projects are gonna go or be successful like it's like joining a hit tv show you don't have to like worry if you're gonna tank the show it'll always go i'll make this money for like 10 years yeah yeah i don't know because dancing the stars has been in trouble in the past few years they used to have it two nights a week and then it went down to one and it has been i mean like they're gonna cancel

it but i feel like so many people watch that show same no show should have two episodes a week except for the bachelor no not even like i don't even want two housewives in a week like it's just overkill i don't need to commit that much time to you especially like a i'm assuming dancing with the stars is a two-hour show because it takes up for the bachelor time slot right oh does it i think so so then that's four hours a week of people of their bad dancers dancing kill me of celebrities dancing there's nothing that i want to see less than celebrities dancing ditto competition and glitter but okay live your life um nikki bella our friend nikki bella who we love because she's so open and honest with her interview or it was her on her podcast or something and she said i just

basically copied the quote i can't wait to have sweaty passionate sex with artem after the baby like because it's so pregnant now that they're having just like remedial sex you know what i mean oh my gosh that is so aggressive sweaty passionate sex i don't want to have sweaty passionate sex ever well it's because they're still like a relatively new couple uh right they just have like they're very sexual like there's like a fire with them it's true they're so cute together i love that they ended up together after all the bullshit with john cena same like dude like get a guy that treats you like a queen makes you sourdough bitch does he make her sourdough he like loves to have a starter he's

always just he's always like baking them pies and shit on instagram that's so yeah he seems like a great partner i know nothing about him other than their dating but i think he seems wonderful he seems like he had a really good mom like whoever the mom that raised artem was like in the kitchen with him and i don't know if it's the european thing but it's like he just seems very in touch with his like feelings and like is just so sweet and you know yeah like a good just a good well-rounded emotional guy guys okay um speaking of guys britney spears's brother brian did a big interview this week um he did like a podcast interview which is just so random could have come on this podcast um and there was so much tea like so much because everyone's involved in this free britney thing of

course it's been going on for a long time but then people in the comments were like if you're being held against her will wear a yellow shirt and then she wore a yellow shirt. And then they were like, if you're being held against your will wear a black shirt. And then the next day she wore a black shirt. Like, I mean, sure. We don't know what's really happening, but Brian shed some light on this. And he was like, yeah, I mean, Brittany on her own. I don't know. And then he said he was frustrated by the conservatorship, which me and he doesn't see the kids anymore. So it's like something is fishy here. Here's the thing.

I know someone who worked for her and she was saying that she's definitely needs that kind of like oversight in her life. But the thing that's really crummy about it is like she's either not well enough to not take care of her own life or, and, and not perform like a dancing monkey, or she can perform and make all that money but then she if she can do that she should be able to have a little more control over her life because you're not getting any you can get on stage and like even though her show is very like there is no open mic night part of the show where she sits like she's doing the routine she does the routine start to finish but like if you can get out there and do

the costume changes and jump off that giant tree in las vegas and swing you know what i mean then you can have $100 to go to Target if you want to go to Target. Yeah. I mean, and it's really hard to get a conservative ship over somebody. So it's just such a crazy situation. I do feel like she's kind of like, and also people always make fun of her dancing and stuff, but I just want to let everyone know that when I used to make dance videos of myself, like doing freestyle on YouTube, I looked exactly the same. So it's just like, you have three moves and you let her live over again. like she likes the twirl and the drop and the head whip like live let her live with her moves she's having a good time let britney have her instagram i love it okay it's how she expresses

herself yeah all right here's the biggest news of the day matt nathan dropped oh my god from boston and i knew it was coming because i'm on a mailing list obviously oh my god and he has not released he has not released a live album so matt nathanson is great in the studio but if you're a matt nathanson fan you know that seeing a matt nathanson concert which jack left did you stay for the concert okay well can we talk about this really quick because i was forced to go to a mat i love matt nathanson like he's so funny i love him as a person same but kelty forced me to go to a matt nathanson concert after we filmed an episode of lady gang tv which we have to wake up at 5am for get drunk, sober up, have a hangover. And it was like 7pm. I'm like, all I want to do

is just lay on my couch and watch like married at first sight. And Kelsey forced me to go to the show to the meet and greet where there's like 50 people. And she's like, like waving to him and like screaming the song. Like she's like one person in like a large group, but there's like 30 people around her. And then I left because Chris came, but I went, yeah, that's right. you didn't stay and then she and then we had to wait in a line of these 50 people to take a photo with him like a fan pic yeah i like the full experience anyway so you didn't stay for the full concert so you don't understand um matt live is like church like he's just so you know there's those bands that like are just so good live like the commentary the jokes the audience

like the stories he's a show he has really good commentary he's really funny and he has good great banter in between his songs. Great banter. So a live album, and it's been like 10 years since his last live album, which I listened to obsessively. So obviously, so I was so excited to get this live album and I was expecting it to be the normal 12, 15, maybe 16 songs. If I'm lucky, it's 61 mother tracks. It is every song I could have wanted. Like there's no part where I'm like, oh, I wish he had done this. Like it's every song of my life. And then the reason it's 61 is there's a lot of like talking tracks too, you know, like a story in between. So it's not 61 songs, but 61 adventures with Matt. It's so good. So last night I sat up in bed at nine

when it all hit iTunes and I, or Spotify, I listened to Taylor Swift once through and was like, okay, I get the vibe. And then I listened to Matt Nathanson and Chris was like, are you serious like you know all these songs why are you listening to my i just need it i need to feel it anyway i'm so excited for matt and i want to appreciate taylor and this new sound and this new grown-up taylor because i think it's important but i also want us to also give love to matt no record label nathanson and go buy that record because it is going to help fund his child's college thank you how long is this record how long is it and how much does it cost is it like three times the price of a regular album no it was 14.99 oh yeah um okay hold on it's 61 songs

three hours and 15 minutes oh my god you listened to the whole thing last night no not the whole thing how i wouldn't it would still be going now i mean i skipped songs not songs i didn't like but i listened to like all the best songs i skipped that commentary which i'm gonna enjoy like on a hike later i need to like really get wrap myself around it but i did listen to taylor when i was doing my makeup this morning. So what does that mean? Am I a traitor? Yeah. I think that's that Matt will be pissed. Yeah. When we come back, I have weird news. You're listening to the lady gang. Okay. We're back. This is so good. Zac Efron has a new show. Yeah. Sorry. This is one more celebrity story that I don't I had it in my notes wrong have you guys been watching hot no adult

Zac Efron no I've seen him and he is so sexy but I haven't watched the show yet is he traveling every episode oh my god Zac Efron is a beautiful man he's always been beautiful he's so beautiful he's like almost too beautiful but now but with his right it's like he needed this ruggedness Like he needed some muscles and he needed some, some hair. Yeah. I don't know if he was taking Nutrafol too, but like he needed the, like a little bit extra hair on him to really like hit peak masculinity. Honestly, I'm getting tingles in my belly thinking about the show.

So the show is called down to earth. It's on Netflix and he goes around the world and finds like, honestly, Chelsea was here like mailing some stuff. And I was like, are you watching it? Cause Chelsea's like really into like no plastic and like saving the world. and she was like all my friends are laughing at this show it's so stupid and i'm like that is the feedback i've heard from people who actually do work in the space yeah like it's it's meant to like be an education yeah but it's like he like looks at a waterfall and he's like so and the

person's like this can power 40 houses and he's like whoa oh my god kill me yeah yeah but he's doing like there's one episode where he goes and picks up garbage and i was like okay zach i was doing that in fourth grade so this is maybe not like what i would produce for you but there's other episodes where he's like in peru and he's like taking bark off trees and like swallowing it and the his buddy is like telling him what like the medicinal like all the supplements we buy on amazon like basically come from these like 40 trees and what they are and how they were it's amazing anyway but he is shirtless so much he is muscled and i know he's short but it doesn't matter that he's five four because it's television i can't tell i'm not standing beside him how tall

is he actually he's very small it's like five four his eyes are like piercingly colored and he's like always dirty there's an episode by bugs and he puts his little raincoat on and all these little eyes are peeking out i was like oh my god we're the same i love you are you the same because i also get eaten by bugs you and half the population everybody that gets mosquito bites i'm like what is the reference that you and zach efron are the same because you have just your eyes poking out. She's the same as so many people today. She and Taylor Swift are the same. She and Matt Nathanson are the same. It's basically anyone who she's like really into at the time. They're the same. I'm the same. I'm such a woman of the world.

Okay. Becca Tobin, since you've been a little quiet this episode, I want to ask you to take me count by count how you strain pasta. Oh, this is important. Take me from the pastas on the pot. it's boiling. Oh, I saw this. I saw this on Reddit or something that we've all been straining our pasta the wrong way. Well, how do you strain pasta? I don't make pasta. I'm not making pasta. Jack, how do you make pasta? Like I've ever cooked anything in my life. She can barely make coffee. I don't even know how to correctly make water boil. I'm not making pasta. Okay. So for everyone else if you put the strainer on top of the thing and you flip it over if you're a

regular you go and you put the strainer in the sink and you take the pasta off the bot and you pour this water and and pasta into the sink and give yourself a pasta facial and then you take the strainer you shake it a bit and you throw it back in the pot on the stove well allegedly that's wrong we've been straining pasta like you said the entire time wrong you're supposed to take the pot and then stick the the uh strainer on top of the pasta and which way like concave like a little like a bowl on top of a bowl stacked stacked and then you're supposed to drain the water out with ever without ever having the pasta leave the pot what is the purpose for this it's just the way strainers were meant to be i feel like using them wrong that is i feel like

i'd fuck that up easier because it's so heavy and you're like trying to like sort of like tip it over yeah if you just like dump the pasta into the strainer and then dump it back it seems like a lot easier of a process which is probably why everybody does that has decided to do it that way yeah yeah anyway just want to let you know one more thing you're failing at everyone hey add it to the list add it to the motherfucking list okay um this is a really good one but i have to read the whole article so i mean not the whole article but a little bit okay i have a new goal for lady gang people are like have you noticed that now that we released the book and the clothing line we're getting a lot of like what's next for lady gang and i was like a fucking

nap like we're not gonna do anything this year like we're gonna rest you know what i mean um And so, but I thought about, other than winning the Grammy, I thought about what we could do next, which is to get in the Guinness Book of World Records. Now, I don't know what record we're going to beat, but here's the story. So this guy, Orlando Rodriguez Hernandez, is from Venezuela, and he has the biggest feet in the world. His right foot is one foot, three inches and 73.79 inches, and his left foot is slightly smaller, one foot, 3.59 inches.

he has massive feet and he achieved an amazing feet a spot in the latest edition of the guinness world records um he has the world's largest feet but there are also some amazing records that i think we could if we're not you know dna blessed with large feet or whatever okay this guy andre he got three records farthest distance to blow a pea okay fastest 100 meter dash wearing ski boots ow and the fastest 100 meter dash wearing clogs oh my god and the best the best part of these things is you just make this up because there's no record of anybody else doing them and then you have the record exactly and i love the quote so the guy andre from germany was asked like which was the hardest you know guinness book of world records to get and he said

the most difficult thing is running in clogs it's very painful oh my god no kidding bro well and running in ski boots is super painful even walking in a ski boot is it sucks my grandfather is in the guinness book of world records i hate to break it to you for what i'm already a legacy so the tobins are in there the tobins are in there for setting the highest bail he was a judge oh and he set a million dollar bail or bomb yeah bail for a criminal in miami what was it for i'm obviously it was a drug lord and it was for a million dollars yikes way back tom tobin senior yeah yep that's right that's cool that's a fun that's a fun family that's a cool one yeah he also had to have like a personal bodyguard for the rest of his life because he

yeah people are gonna kill him yeah that's actually fucking terrifying terrifying um what what one are we gonna do well i also think we could do i bet we could do like uh hours spent podcasting like if we did it like an all night we could do a fundraiser and we could just podcast for 24 hours oh god no not a terrible idea no thank you only if it was for charity yeah we gotta do it for charity and like we're gonna do a live podcast we're gonna keep it alive for like this many hours i'll wear my taylor swift cardigan it'll be amazing oh my god you might get you might get sweaty okay last thing before we go this one's really good and now that we finished and accomplished so many things with lady gang we're like what can we do next and i

have another idea besides world records if we want to quit the lady gang and just take a different job there's a woman who quit her job her regular job to earn six figures a month what acting as a dog and only fans oh a dog what just acting as a dog like a sexual dog oh a dog you think it's for only fans is like a sex it's not a sex it's like you know people pay for like yeah stuff like that yeah like let me put this peanut butter on my penis and you pretend to be a dog yes oh she doesn't have a partner so she's 21 she's from texas and she was an optic optician ophthalmologist optometrist a top optic i don't know optician says okay what i don't know what that is um for two years and then she started on only fans with some like pretty vanilla content like just being

a hot girl probably like flouncing around and then when she started doing the dog like she's the videos of her she's like licking her hands and she's walking around on all fours um her followers searched and now she's making like a hundred thousand dollars a year a month he said a month a month wow six figures a month well there are okay um our friend justin willman on magic for humans the first season he did this whole thing and his um audience was a bunch of these like bdsm animal slash kind of people like they would dress up as dogs and then have all of their whips and chains and stuff so like there's a market for it what would you be kelty what would your gimmick be i'd be like her only let me seduce you to sexual highlighters let me put these put

your life in the list oh my god god there's somebody out there that want that i know you'll find like nude boo joeing nude i'm gonna write down my manifest goals naked or if you like it with my vagina like you're naked stretching or you could like be someone's bujo so you just like lay nude on someone's desk and they write in how many times they've worked out on your stomach it's like when you stickers yeah it's like when you eat off of the sushi off of like a naked lady that sounds delicious i have so many ideas um okay well listen we didn't get to everything that i wanted to but i'm gonna save these for the next one because there's like some really really good ones i'm so happy you were here to welcome me my new cardigan into my life

people are going to be stoked about your cardigan i know i can't wait to post i'm probably going to get the most likes i've ever gotten yeah so happy for you look at this round trip moment in 2009 full circle was a backup dancer for you and you were wearing a white cardigan to the rehearsal on how many people got that cardigan do you think like 500 probably or more like around the whole world think of like the people in the uk she's like massive but she's so smart you know never does an interview like i've literally talked to her published like 500 times in the last five years being like hey anytime she wants to come on lady gang or whatever or like et whatever and she's like uh-huh uh-huh and then like sends you something so you're like wait taylor does love me

even though she wouldn't even do good morning america she literally today on good morning america was like iphone video of her being like hey good morning america so excited to celebrate I made a new record. Bye. Like she, she's talking to a single person. She doesn't need to play the game. She doesn't care. And I really love that. You will not ask me a question. I will give you a cell phone video. You know, you're, you're so talented when you don't have to do any press, anything. She's like probably the only person in this world that can get away with doing that and still be like the number one artist. Are we not discussing Kanye West today? Well, I was out of respect for the fact that this is like clearly a mental breakdown i didn't say anything but i we

can i just have a prediction i think that chris jenner is gonna have him killed because he has so many secrets oh shit she's gonna epstein his ass i mean think about it he probably has so much information so much information and he could yeah on the family and he could absolutely put them on blast and she's probably shaken in her boots right now i'd be so scared i will tell you something i don't think kim is gonna leave him there's been all these conflicting reports about like she's preparing for divorce and it's been hard for a while she really loves him and she's gonna stand by him and she's gonna make sure he gets the help that he needs and this is gonna be forever like he's gonna be okay for a few years and then he's gonna have an episode

because he's bipolar and you know it's like he there's something really well when most people have these episodes they're in private so it's just so sad that he is such a public person and then it's taking to places like twitter it's just very sad i was watching i hope she stays no i think she's gonna stay like i do not think i think any other kardashian like chloe courtney anyone would be like bye yeah he's gonna stay but wasn't he the one that was saying that he's been trying to get a divorce for two years and probably because she's doing tough love on him she's probably like do not come and see our children until you get the help you need right you know it's not safe well it's horrible people keep an eye on him him and gillane should be monitored

very closely right now i can't wait for these unsealed documents guys because gillane elaine maxwell kelty kelty oh my god i'm not following this story what it's the only story to be following literally it's the most sorry i was busy listening to matt nathan it's the most like important story of our time she okay i'll i'll study up on it this weekend thank you you're gonna be get ready to go down a massive rabbit hole okay sorry i haven't i'm just you know busy preparing and allegedly what's happening at the someone also just sent me this thing hold on one last thing. Someone also just sent me this Instagram. I'm on like a group thing with my friends. And isn't it interesting that Avicii, Chester Bennington, Anthony Bourdain, and Chris

Cornell all committed suicide while working on a documentary called The Silent Children about widespread pedophilia slash trafficking, but the project was canceled after Cornell's death. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. It's crazy. There's so many things like that. So many. Oh my gosh. Everything is connected and it's all sick. On that note. See you next Tuesday. Thanks for listening and make sure to rate and review this podcast wherever you get your podcast. We have new episodes of Lady Gang every Tuesday and Thursday. Follow us on social media at the Lady Gang, follow us personally at Kelty, most importantly, at Becca, and at Jack Bannock. The Lady Gang Network is produced by Will Sterling, Steve Delamater, Kirsten Woodward,

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