LadyGang - Allegedly Wassa Happening

Episode Date: June 3, 2025

We’re serving up a sizzling plate of Hot Topics so juicy, you might need a bib. We’re talking international meat (don’t ask, just listen), Robin Thicke’s surprise wedding and whether he serenaded his vows, Stassi’s smokin’ bikini bod comeback, and the mystery of the Mormon wives taking over TikTok. Plus: Alex Earle’s newest plot twist, Demi Lovato’s walk down the aisle, and an update on our fave chaotic couple, Paige & Craig. It’s unfiltered, unhinged, and undeniably LadyGang.We have summer deals for YOU!!Nutrafol: Got thinning hair? Get $10 off your first month’s subscription AND free shipping with code LGPOD at Nutrafol.comTropcial Smoothie Cafe: Smoothies and beachside bites made just for you! Earn rewards with the Tropical Smoothie Cafe® App! Learn more at TropicalSmoothieCafe.comMacys: Shop Macy’s Friends and Family sale from June 3rd to the 9th at Macys.comProgressive: Wanna save on car insurance? Visit Progressive.com to see how much you can save!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

well what is this welcome to the lady gang that's amazing say that again the lady gang things are about to change around here each week we catch up with hollywood's hottest girl posse kelty knight becca tobin and jack vanik hello hello hello welcome to the lady gang i am becca tobin here with jack vanik and kelty knight hello i can't believe you guys didn't haven't we've been here 10 minutes no one wants to say anything about my official glasses oh they're good that's the first time you're seeing them in person they are very nice i can see you far away you're clear as day can i put them on yeah have i tried yours on before because i feel like you barely have a prescription for far away barely

prescription but look at the try to read yeah they're actually pretty perfect for me wow see i don't see them on your face though i don't think lasik actually worked for me because i can see perfectly those are cute on you too no they're definitely not i think they are i need something to lift my face do those not lift no they bring they go down oh you mean like the lens yeah got it kelty is this a natural tan or a spray tan combo it's a spray tan from a week ago that is it good yeah you look great thank you so much it's a beautiful yeah what is the what's making so much noise on your sweater.

Razzle dazzle these two little pins. It's giving high school. It's giving, what's the, Stranger Things? Nope. Oh.

Two people stopped me in the past week and people are like, great sweater. Is it designer? Yeah, well, that's that brand Found.

Oh. No, it's great. It's just the buttons are, what's the Jennifer Aniston movie where they have to wear flair? Flair. As waiters? No,

I have so much more. TGI Fridays? Yeah. Is it office space? Yeah, I think so. Okay. I recently found an entire bucket of flair that I had hidden far, far away.

I have so much good flair that I'm bringing out, and honestly, I have extra flair. I have about 15 brooches that say, let's dance on them. Oh my God, no thank you. I have a little pin that says, bitches get stuff done. I have some really good flair that could come out. Okay, for you. Well, for anyone who wants it. Okay.

I don't think I'm a pin wearer. Anyway, let's talk about my glasses. Do you like them? yeah no they look great on you they're like they're like serial killer-esque but like because they have a thicker rim they're not but i think that it's the right shape but a little prettier frame like i think my my gold frames are making me look like a man yes and i think this frame sorry for the enthusiasm yes absolutely no but you nailed it yeah it was making me look like when i didn't have makeup on it was giving like it wasn't feminine enough it wasn't feminine no those

definitely that shape is not feminine right but this looks nice get this out wow chris did a great job should he be an eyeglass consultant for ladies probably he was really good we were like walking around the air one and there's this like place called salt it's like a non-brand brand and he was like let's just see and i was like there's nothing in here these design or whatever anyway i love them they're lightweight congratulations i can see the most annoying thing is it's impossible to keep glasses clean my phone especially you smudgy smudgers no it's really not but your glasses are smudged why are your fingers going on to your lenses i have no idea but i literally clean them seven times a day i can see the smudges it looks like she went like this and just

i have a cleaner over there it's not like you're putting them on and off like to read something they're perma like i think there's just like a layer of haze around me that is is it a bifocal bifocal i am officially old so it's one prescription up here to see far away yeah the street signs the movies the tv and then it's weird because if i try to read like if i hold something up in the far away i can't see shit but then as i bring it down it goes and it pops into focus well now like modern times you don't see the line with the bifocal no i remember when we were young our grandparents would always have the progressive lens i just think it's better for me just to be wearing glasses than be the person like heather dubrow for instance she doesn't need a far away

she only needs a reading glass but she's always like like a hundred things in her hands and like trying to find the glasses in her purse and like just put the glasses on and wear them on well but if you only need them for reading but you could get no prescription and then just the bifocal then you just have to wear glasses all the time for no reason oh my god my neck already hurts from looking at you just on one side okay who's turn is it oh my gosh well it's time for good week yes it is bad week oh no was that your good week no well she has another good week go ahead you guys start i'm talking too much um i guess i'll go let's give the listener a break please i already forgot mine oh okay my uh good week bad week is japan related obviously just got

back from my trip it was amazing um was it really amazing i was sick of eating watching your instagram i did get sick of eating i knew it yeah that was so much that was just so much like fun foods that you have to try but after a while you just feel like you're being tortured with food well and i love a pastry i'm a pastry girl i will never turn one away and even i at the end because i have to get a pastry every morning when i travel because i have to yeah i was like you have to think i've had enough bread because their bread there is amazing and i did all like the toast sampler oh yeah um but i'm also not an adventurous eater at all period so then when i travel i'm like really i'm just not good i don't like like international meats i get

very grossed out and i don't like international meats either they've really skeeved me out me too and there's a lot of pork there's a lot of beef tongue and i was like i don't know if i can do that yeah i just think that in in europe sorry this is not japan but in europe also the way they present an international meat it's like it's been i was just recently i hope that's the name of this episode an international meat for like hours no yes and what i like to call is honest meat okay i hate honest me i want the meat i'm eating to look the farthest away from the animal that i came from yes i had a problem with the shrimp yeah we can get back to you but i just remembered the shrimp okay so uh we did like an omakase at the place that we stayed in and hakone

it was like the onsen beautiful hotel um and like one of the little dishes was shrimp but they were like i've never seen these before the shrimps that are like this big like centimeter long yeah and babies and it was tempura and they put them in a ball it was a shrimp ball and then fried the ball of shrimp together with all their friends so literally i was texting my group chat saying this is shrimp hell because it literally reminds me of like what the in like the center of dante's inferno would look like like the center you're telling me it was a ball made of a bunch of tiny shrimp tiny miniature shrimp i have a picture of it i'll show you it's like a mass murder yes and they're all they're all there's i swear there was probably a hundred shrimps in this little

shrimp ball and they just were all just mid like and their eyes were still on so you could see all i was about to ask if you could see their eyes i don't know if they're too small no they're not deveined the problem with the shrimp internationally they're either too small or too big so they're either that they don't do it like a normal size shrimp you'd get like an uh like a salad the other shrimp that we got had to have been a foot long and it was like completely it had its eyes still i don't like when shrimps have eyes and it had all of its legs the shrimps have eyes it's like my nightmare not to take it away from japan but when i was in italy they served like they love pork and they literally served chris like but he was so hungry he did eat it but i

swear to god like it was a fresh baby and they just cut its ankle off and like i was like is the hoof on there like it just was around like a pork loin it was a leg yeah that's a pork they We have a leg, and it looked leggy, so I agree. I'd like to, if you're going to eat a meat, it needs to be a stewy, hidden meat. No, it's like a chicken nugget is what works for me. But also, the Delta Lounge at LAX, I love my Delta, but they do an international meat platter, too. Really? For their international customers, and it's just like a white, like a deli meat.

But I'm like, it is, we don't know. And it's been out there for a while. So no one's picking it up. No. The muffins are replenished. Yes. Once every 10 minutes, she's coming out with a fresh muffin and a new egg bite. The meat has been there since 5 a.m.

Because no one eats cold cuts at 5 a.m. No, we don't eat them. But this wasn't even going to be my good week, but now I'm talking about the food. So we did. I was like, I'm going to like everything. It's Japan, obviously. I love everything. I love Japanese food.

So we did an omakase for one of the meals at the sushi place. it's an omakame omakase is like a chef's choice so you go and it's like a fixed menu there's like a lot of courses but they're small they're like little bites and you just like can't say no and then also like have to finish it or else it's rude so we start this meal i'm like oh it's just going to be a bunch of pieces of sushi probably like no great i could do this there's like two pieces of fish in there and then everything else god knows and this is my fault because i am not an adventurous eater and i am very americanized with my cuisine yeah but i mean you love jersey mics yeah i could do a jersey mic samakaze and like really like it chef's choice is it gonna be

turkey with pickle or turkey with lettuce i would love it but my mom doesn't eat any raw fish so we're now sitting here my mom my dad me and jared you have to eat her jared no jared does he's eating three people's discarded food well my me and my mom my dad was like finishing everything but he had to eat some of our discarded things that I'm like I don't know what this is at all and he was just like shoveling it in his mouth and he's enjoying it no but like you can't give it back yeah um so that was that was interesting but it was a lot of food um my good week is my highlight of the trip that i didn't post about at all but we like randomly stumbled into this coffee house in kyoto by the way which was amazing so thank you for your push

yeah um loved it we were like walking down the street and we found this like random little coffee shop and we walk in and it's this little 87 year old man doesn't speak a word of english but he is the cutest cutest little old man and it's just this little room filled with all of his stuff and all he serves is just cups of hot coffee so you just go in there and he gives you a cup of hot coffee and he was just the sweetest sweetest little guy and then when we were we were like trying to talk to him as much as we could and like interact with him and it was so cute and then as we go to leave he's like folding up this like kimono like sash thing to put away and then he like goes and hands it to me that's very sweet but i have a question you mean that

you're you're having coffee among his things like his personal items what kind of thing like like kelty's flair it's like kelty's flair lots of buttons no it was like you can't buy it no it's like his little shop i went to a shop like that it's just like a lot of knickknacks and stuff but you cannot buy them no he's not selling it he's like literally only selling coffee like a cup of podcast the coffee good yeah it was really good but that was it and it was just him and he's like owned the his little coffee shop forever and like has been doing it and he's like moving around on like squatting down getting up like so fit and he was just the cutest thing ever and then he gave me a gift that's nice it is his own yeah yeah i'm like he could he's way more nimble than

i even was he's squatting a lot yeah yeah anyways the key okay you want to talk about Meats more or you got a good week, bad week for us? I don't have any international meat stories. Not right now. Okay. So my good week is that I am doing something tomorrow that's very exciting. I don't know when it airs. So timing wise, stay tuned.

So, you know, Jane Lynch is the host of The Weakest Link. Yes. You are The Weakest Link. Yeah. And so a bunch of us from Glee are doing The Weakest Link celebrity version for charity tomorrow and i am so wait who's on your team nervous uh jenna heather me amber alex dot well there's a cord i think that's seven okay i might be how does the weakest link what how do you do it again so it's so it you're all a team at first and you go through and you answer

questions and then you get more and more money you know together you're answering together for the team is it like trivia yeah they dumb it down for the celebrities because i already was like i talked to jane when they asked me to do it i was like i'm not gonna be able to do this yeah she's like you are it's way easier for the celebrities they don't want to embarrass you she goes and if you do mess up i'll just make fun of you i'm like sounds great um so uh so then you all do you answer the questions you get the money sometimes people get some people get it right some people blah, blah, blah. So that at the end of each round, you have to, to vote as a team of who the weakest link was, but then it's strategic like traders where you want to get the best people to

the very end, but then you want to get the best person off so you could beat the person. I have no idea who's going to win this. It's going to be so shocking. I think you're going to win it, Becca. I'm not, I don't know any trivia on you. I don't know where you're cunning. Yeah, you're cunning. If I could just get answers right, though. You're going to get the answers, but you play dumb at the beginning a little bit. No, because then if you play dumb in the beginning, they vote the dumb people off right away. In the beginning, and then it starts getting like, what are you wearing?

Like a suit? I actually have no idea. You don't? No. You born something from the closet? I mean, I have a few options. Okay. I don't know.

I'm excited for this. I know. I am, too. Yeah. So I'm excited. Okay. So my bad week is school's wrapped up, right? Yep.

All the schools are done. Most. some are still in session. Sorry about that. Um, Ford had picture day and I didn't know it was happening and, um, I didn't get the email or I did and I didn't read it. That's most likely what happened. And I sent him to school lately. He's just been wanting to pick out his clothes. So I just let him, cause I don't care. I don't want to fight with him. And I get a lot of hand-me-downs from friends. Cause I'm like the last dinosaur to have a child. Some of the clothes are great. Some of them are questionable, but I don't care. He's going to destroy them. Yeah. So he goes to

school and then I get an email the next day that says your, you know, picture day went great and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And then I start doing like beautiful mind, like trying to remember what he wore going through his hamper being like, what was he wearing? Cause this pictures are so good the photographer is so good you actually want your kid to look so good on picture i'll show you okay oh no he's wearing a lady gang sweatshirt he's wearing a baby gang what i wouldn't give to do a half sip for a toddler wow that's cute okay anyway he was in a solid black long sleeve shirt oh my god he was jack vanek nothing says the texas baby like how where did children shouldn't wear black yeah that's weird

unless you're like it came from a friend i have no idea there's five boys in our six that i get all the hand-me-downs i don't have time to go inventory them and take out is it is it belly button wait what's the background color white i'll show you it might be iconic actually yeah Now there's, it's more contrast. People would look at his picture first. No, Zach and I died. Zach was like, I can't believe we did this. This is embarrassing.

He looks like, did you order the deluxe package? Well, let me show you, this is, this is from the beginning of the year to show you how cute the photos are. Okay. I'm going to get, sorry that this is a visual medium. I'm probably wearing a white shirt. He's really cute. Are you going to post them or not?

I probably won't because now I don't post pictures of him because AI scares me. Okay. Actually I could do it. No, it's fine. it's honestly it's better for you not to post than for you to post and put the heart over the face i know the heart over the face is really tough i feel that i am i can't judge okay well show me the black shirt that one was angelic he looked like white on white on white white sneaks little khaki shorts cute little hair think of like becca but as a tiny boy cuteness he does look what he

looks like it looks exactly like becca but as a boy okay here we go okay oh my god he does look emo his hair he's got a side that's an emo swoop haircut he's got me going down swimming what on earth what what on earth and then he's just like hey in my black shirt wait honestly i hate to say you're a trendsetter but next year for pictures all those austin moms are going to be like i doubt it i doubt it put on your black shirt at least he even looks upset that he was in the black shirt he looks like a 40 year old man who just went to the sublime that is an emo kid yeah he's an emo kid emo swoop he's pretty emo oh my god I love it okay so I failed once again amazing Kelsey it's great okay um my good week is

I just got back from Cabo and it was uh Robin Thicke's wedding who is a client of Chris's and they've been engaged for almost a decade so it was so fun um it was just like such a beautiful wedding and I'm elder now like your wedding was before this the last wedding I went to like we're out of, we're into divorce era or second wedding. We're in sec. No, I haven't been to that many seconds. I'm going to a second wedding in June. You are. Okay. Yeah. But you're in, we've had second or people are divorcing. I've gone to a lot of baby showers and things like that and bird big birthdays, like 56 birthday, but I'm not anyway. So I haven't been to a wedding for a long time. It's just so nice to go to a wedding. Cause you remember that like you love

being married. Like I love going with Chris. He's a great wedding date. He like dances. He talks to everyone it was really really fun it was beautiful super small it was really sweet how many people there was probably 55 60 people um is with this really pretty hotel but it was really funny because we were we were on paparazzi watch you know the weddings outside so we're sitting we're waiting it was kind of raining and this like helicopter rides by and chris looks at me and he goes oh no they're here and i was like i hate to break it to you but like unless you're angelina jolie they're not sending helicopters they're not sending a helicopter and he looked so offended when i said that i was like and then all of a sudden the ceremony's about to start and a

boat comes over the horizon like a tiny little fishing boat and i was like there's your paparazzi and it was really yes and they're so far away and it was anyway it was the telephoto lens hit the lens and i was like no that's a fisherman and then i was like no that's definitely a paparazzi um but it was just anyway that she was beautiful it was really really fun and it was very sweet because, um, on the last night we were there, they like came up to us. Uh, his wife's name is April and she came up to us and she was just like, you're our inspiration. Like the way you guys love each other and support each other and you communicate with each other. And it was just like so beautiful. And so that made me so happy. My bad week is volcano of Kelty. What

novac, you know, tornado of Kelty. So, uh, Chris went the night before I had to work. So I came in early, early Friday morning and I'm going through immigration and I do that thing where I'm like the rules don't apply to me. And I'm going through and we got off the plane. Great way to be in customs. Thank you so much. So I got off the plane. I slept on the plane. I didn't get a little form paper. And then I see this guy like casually handing out papers way over there. And I was like, well, if it was really important, they would be standing right as you got off the plane to be like, get this customs form. Right. You know? So I'm like, nah. So I go through, I do my eye scan. I just have my passport.

I'm like, I don't remember ever having to fill out anything for cop out. I don't know. I get all the way to the front. I've gone through immigration with a passport. I go all the way through the front. They want to collect your slip. They want to press your button and see if you need extra security. And he goes, where's your paper?

And I said, oh my God, I never got one. That bitch made me get out of line. All the way to the back. I had to get out of the place where you get your bags back into the, an hour. I cried. i couldn't get out of the baggage claim to get where i needed to go to get the paper and he was like no right there there was no paper available and i didn't even have a good pen i had a shitty pen from my anyway i finally got it and then i was like this is a hell of your own making

kelty it is took a moment also like you're a rule follower i know but not lately i've been wild real crazy you're choosing weird things to not follow this tracks this track it just was like Like government rules in a foreign country. I'm so angry at that bitch that had five luggages coming on the plane. I was like, these people, they don't know how to follow the rule. And then I get off and I'm like, no customs for me. Anyway. All right.

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now back to the lady gang and we're back i need to talk about mormon lives oh yeah have you watched it duh no what i've never watched it you never watched season one no dude it's the best reality tv show probably becca here's the problem i don't do i don't do non-aspirational reality television okay oh i mean i watch vanderpump i don't really you only watch housewives pretty much i am dipping into the valley even though that is the opposite of that is the opposite yeah at this but i just I, those are familiar faces for me and we're supporting our friends. And I just, I don't know what it is, but I don't want to, I don't want to escape my own life to go into a life that isn't something I'd also, that's the point of doing it. Cause it makes you feel

better about your life. And also their lives aren't worse. They're just different. And it is aspirational because they got their first set of boobs at 18 because I asked my hairstylist, David, who grew up in Utah, I was like, what is with the boobs? And he said, i love a boob job go get your boob job girl yeah but i was like they're so young and like they haven't even had their like it's wild and he goes no no it's like a thing like when you graduate high school you get your boobs so you can get a husband he said so you can get a husband in atlanta girls either got their boobs or their noses done what no but they get like everything and then it's aspirational because the amount of hair the outfit no it's not aspirational surgery it's like the

plastics the perfectionism is no it's not aspirational but it's good so good because they break the fourth wall they're like it's like when we have a conversation about our contract but they do it on tv they're like yeah and then jack tried to kick betha out so we could have more money on the contract well and what's so good about it is it's like nobody has an nda for anything i don't think anybody that does reality has ndas anymore like remember back in the day or at least on the bachelor nobody ever posted a gag order that you couldn't talk about yeah now they like it because they like it feeds the crazy girls it's like they are so just everybody is there for the drama everybody wants to stir the pot everybody wants to each other over yes

and it's just like so insane like i'm like on tiktok i'm like oh what are they gonna post next like and there's so much like you could have had but are they fighting over like real dark things sometimes not dark like a little bit there's a huge cheating scandal big cheating schedule i interviewed lisa vanderpump on e-news and she turned allegedly but not really she turned to us on a commercial break and she was like we had a hell of a time editing vanderpump villa because everyone was sleeping with each other oh wow but the thing that's happening right now is one of the girls on mormon wives who is married she there's a group of them that went to visit vanderpump villa while they were filming yes and allegedly she was very flirty with this one guy mauricio

mauricio and allegedly they hooked up but now she's denying it then she's trying to spin it and say that another girl hooked up with him instead but they all have their receipts and they're all now posting about it on tiktok and instagram and everybody's in their comments and their dms and shit. And it's just like, it's so good. And that same friend, you know, Jesse, our friend who was on with the hair, she has Jay-Z styles, Jay-Z styles. So she has her whole hair salon and her whole line. Well, her best friend is Demi. And all throughout the season, you see Demi coming into Jay-Z styles to get her seven packs of hair curled for free and all this stuff. But then it comes out that Demi told Taylor, don't go to Jesse because she's bad at hair. And it's her best

friend thanks and it's the best friend that she's trying to pin the affair yes she had on i don't think they're best friends anymore they're not best friends and they do the same thing the housewife does where it's like hey we're all fighting let's do a costume party i do like that always like they had a saints and sinners party they had a whatever party so like they're all they had a thanksgiving party and i was like well this isn't going to well you know who shouldn't sit at a table right now these eight people no they're it's actually insane and it's like what i love about it is it's like the juxtaposition of being holier than now yeah they're mormon yeah and also there's there's such a greenness to them obviously because they all got married young and they don't have a lot

of life experience but then also yes while also having these like crazy fights and they're sober they're sober through the whole thing yes i'm like how are you getting through these nights sober they went to vegas and were like or was it vegas or new orleans at the club they're at the club dancing at the club sober sober no thank you one girl's never had an orgasm before i don't i don't you're not telling this to me very well i'm watching selling new york right now okay like you're like the only person 22 million dollar apartments being sold by the girl i went to high school with okay i understand no to each their own but it is incredible i love it um i want to talk quickly in reality TV news

about Paige. Paige DeSorba, our friend, is really killing it out there. With post-breakup content. She said just this week that, because Craig was like, oh, I had a ring. Paige said there was no ring.

Well, she doesn't know for a fact, but she's like, there was no ring. He was just saying it. When she went to break up with him, he said, well, I wish she would have seen the ring first. And then he had it for tactics. a year want to hear the worst part though Craig was dating no so Craig and Paige were together for a very long time and they break up and he goes on watch what happens live and it turns out that

he was already seeing oh yeah the new girl right and on watch what happens live he tells Andy that he had actually returned the ring that day when he had a new girlfriend uh-huh and Paige was like yeah so he went and returned the ring with his new girlfriend that's weird so he's just a liar but he was lying about so much shit wasn't he no it makes me sad because when he was on lady gang he was so cute so cute and he's the kind of guy that will trick the hell out of you because he's so like enigmatic and like charming and he's hot pushed one of our buttons the purple one oh she did yeah see callie no he's tall he's hot he's tall and he's hot but page is killing it so it's like i do love that she's they're also breaking the fourth wall like for summer house and i like

that she's really admitting that the problem in their relationship was the fact that she got really successful and busy no he doesn't like to see a guy wants a hot girl that's busy and different until you actually have to live with someone that you never see because she's hot and different and busy he's just not the type of guy that actually wants the type of girl like her he wants the type of girl that's gonna like be a stay-at-home mom that's just the difference she's just not they weren't right for each other i had like a high idea you know i had had a sleep edible and i was watching summer house and it was the episode where they had the pirate party yeah and with uh what's her name itty bitty or what's that carl's weird girlfriend it's here what's her

name the magician no you know carl's weird girl the lemur girl yeah she does magic oh she does oh that's a bummer i love magicians she's bizarre she only stayed around for one okay she stayed around for one episode little sandy okay so this was my idea and i felt like it was pretty groundbreaking when i was okay watching them craig was leaned up on the pirate's ship and he was across from page and they were talking about their relationship and the tour and her being busy and him wanting her to have more time with her, blah, blah, blah, blah. And I thought to myself, he wants to be famous so much more. He's he wants to be the star of, it's not about business or success. He wants to be the star of the relationship. And I felt like the quarterback,

but then I thought to myself, Becca, every man on summer house wants to be famous and a star. and you forget that when you're watching these shows you're like oh my god jesse solomon he's so hot he's the guy that i would be but like you know those moments yeah but you're but then you have to remind yourself that any man that goes on reality that goes on reality tv wants to be a star and there's nothing more disgusting than a man that wants to be a star and that's why craig is deceiving because he's like he seems very sweet and like unassuming normal oh they just doesn't seem thirsty oh shucks it's like when I was on The Bachelor with Brad Womack and Brad Womack was like I guess I'm gonna be The Bachelor again I don't know why I'm here and I'm like well obviously

you know why you're here you idiot yeah it's so for fame and for your bar to get more people at it yeah ever did it I have no idea um I wanted to I need a ditty update so I want you to think about that but right now I want to announce that uh I'm officially team Alex Earl on Dancing with the stars oh yeah um alex earl's my favorite alex of all the alexes and i am really excited for her and what i'm excited about is that this girl does not need to go on dancing with the stars right now she's got three super bowl commercials she's in a poppy commercial she's si like she's got more going for her than anything but she understands the old school media no she's doing this for her mom. She's doing this.

She's doing, no, she's and that's who watches Dancing with the Stars, but she's doing it for. It's a demo she doesn't have yet. It's a demo she does not have. I disagree. That's not why she's doing it. Why do you think she's doing it? She wants the costumes. She wants the spray tan. She wants the glitter.

She wants to be touched by a male dancer. She wants to just fulfill a fantasy. She's not She used to watch Dancing with the Stars all the time when she was a kid. See? Oh, no. Well, whatever reason she's doing it, I'm so into it. No, I love it. I love her. I love this because they've had influencers

like Bethany Moda, the YouTuber and stuff before. They've never had an influencer of this level. But we don't feel weird about the drama between Alex and the boyfriend and Olivia Culpo's sister. I think that's old. I have not paid attention to it, so don't tell me because I'm Team Alex Earl.

Allegedly, I'm going to tell the listeners because they're probably... Okay, I'm not here. So, allegedly, Sophia Culpo was dating the football player Braxton. Furious. Wow. He was born definitely like in the 2000s

Braxton. Yeah. Okay so then he was dating Olivia. No. Sophia. And then something happened. There was a fuzzy crossover. Maybe timeline and then Alex is currently still with him. Yeah. Okay.

Well welcome to your 20s. Yeah. I don't really it doesn't really were they friends there's also a timeline with jack and i and we're still friends that's true that went back and forth i mean he's the devil in this he's the devil in the story i don't think he's even that much i mean listen i wasn't there i don't know what happened but i think it was just like that shit happens it's not when you're like 25 and think you're in love it's sad no it's sad and then she's so hot too so you're like yeah and so famous and so hot and you're like no it's definitely not she will definitely be voting for robert erwin bindi

erwin's brother who did the announcement shirtless now i did have a friend of mine get asked to do dancing with the stars this year who they were unavailable i can't tell you um i was and i want to tell you in my growth as a human i when that person said no i did not reach out to the people to be like i know you asked this person they couldn't do it but i am available which is what i would normally do wish you had yeah um but i don't know they'll never put me on but that's fine i would be great it's kind of crazy that steve irwin's son is doing it before you he's he's like a huge superstar on tiktok literally be on the couch sometimes and he'll get an email because he knows the casting director really well and he'll get an email and he'll be like

because they'll be like hey who do you she does like dance with the stars mess singer and whatever and he'll be like you know what one of these times i'm just gonna write back when they ask me for a list of clients that would be available and it's just gonna be your name over and over again I was like wait you haven't done that yet like wait that actually wow come on now well maybe not for a masked singer but no I think I would be great on Masked Singer because no one my I would be bad are you famous enough but nobody's ever bad are they kind of some are bad but you they don't last long oh okay next don't you need to be like a no offense household name to be a mess no no you don't then Cole was on it she's one song I don't know who that is exactly but don't

they have to you have to they have to know who you are enough to guess who you are no they don't they don't guess they'll be like when it's paula cole they'll be like i think it's beyonce but then when they take the mask off and they're like who the f**k is this person and he's like it's grammy award winner of never gonna wait paula or paula cole and people are like oh my god paula cole like oh they just act because the last season they had the the guy that's not the singer of florida georgia line like the other guy in florida georgia line that's not the worst thing florida georgia line ever did was breakup i agree they broke up idiots they broke up and now the height of their popularity that is so sad for you jack i know i love them they're like the best show ever

but now they're both doing solo careers that are not doing well well the singer who sounds like florida georgia line is doing better than the other guy that that did mass singer that doesn't sound like florida georgia line because he's not a singer sometimes you have to stay together for the children you do for jack okay yes next um mike white who created white lotus is going back to survivor i think i want to start watching survivor i think we're gonna love it oh i'll watch it i used to watch it with my ex-husband that was our show not this because the 50th the one that he's gonna be on his next year yeah no next year is he competing yeah yeah wow i know do you want to watch this my mom said to go back and watch season one she said it was insane was

that elizabeth hasselbeck i think it was um what's his name i can't go back and watch because boston rob was too hot and i dream about him i want it why didn't boston why isn't he not on the season he said he didn't want to do he just did traitors he was great like he's hot he needs and he's like you think he's hot he's so hot and he was in the day no he's still hot he's got the res he's got res but he was 10 times i mean i still think he's super hot but he was so hot when he was doing survivor oh my god i didn't know who he was until traitors and then i started looking back and then he's like you didn't tell me boston rob was this yeah okay wow okay you're listening to the lady gang i want to know about the um chrysalis what's happened

they got pardoned oh the chrysalis chrysalis are out and they're already starting a reality show yeah i'm not shocked um what did they were they embezzling is that what they went in for tax fraud the thing about reality stars is you have to pay your taxes yes you're an idiot if you go on reality television and your shit is not in order what on earth these people i have a friend who told me they haven't paid their taxes in eight years or their union dues that's they're just like come find me you know like they're gonna find you and put you in jail i thought union dues you just get kicked out of the union i guess but like i don't know it just seems so strange to be like but people do it people do and then they go i would not be able to sleep at night no okay

I don't want to worry about going to jail. I guess, I guess though, it's like, they're like, the government has so much to worry about. They're not going to care. I guess it's just my friend's point was like, I don't make enough money for them to care. True. I don't know how it works. I don't know who they audit.

Jack, your girlfriend, Demi Lovato got married. Yes. Her wedding was stunning. Beautiful. I love that dress. Her dress was perfect. I tried that dress on. Vivian Westwood.

It was one of my favorites. Yeah. They had it at Loho bride. it was one of my favorites it wasn't right for your wedding but i bet it looked amazing on you i loved it because it was so structured like you felt like you're a statue um i loved all of her dresses i thought she looked beautiful the wedding was like i because i was like i don't know which way she was going to go for it because she could have gone like very emo like sofia amaruso's first wedding yes or she could have done like ariana grande like a slip dress in the kitchen yeah

yeah but she went full fantasy or she could have loved her or she could have gone like super super glam which she not like not that she didn't go glam but she could have done like crazy did she marry the guy she was dating when she was on lady games and he's like a norm like he's a music writer also his music is amazing he's like a benny blanco where he's like successful but he's not cover of the magazine and i think it's a good mix for no and his like solo career i mean he's obviously not as big as her but his music music is amazing he sounds like the deftones like it's no it's very not what i thought when i was listening to it but i was like it's so good and his voice is amazing wow so i love that for her she needed to marry have they done a collab

together like a duet i think so that's crazy because it's his shit's like she's not really making music right now she's just living no i love it i love that for her i'm very happy for her i thought it was beautiful i thought her glam was so pretty it was not it was like not too much soft yeah yeah no it was great i want to see the full we haven't gotten a full album yet right photos we just got a few yeah i need send us the link send us the link this is the thing about celebrity weddings that drives me crazy where are the photos i know you want to see more than just like a couple yes i don't i want to see the details oh you don't care no oh i do i don't care either i mean i care because i want to see what the bride looked like that's it that's it

okay um can i get a ditty update where are we at i mean i try to watch your first degree you know rundowns the diddy the dit downs the diddy deep dives he looks have you seen pictures of him i haven't either we don't we actually don't cover it as hard as i thought we would on e-news well i don't think so disturbing it's too dark i don't think any okay this is what i think is weird okay is we're three weeks into the trial i don't know how long it's gonna last for but it's like i i thought this in the beginning i'm like i don't know what it is something feels off something feels just like i don't know they're focusing on something so focused not i'm not gonna say like small because it's not small because a lot of it is about like cassie's abuse

but it's like so focused on that but there were so many hundreds of victims but it's not done i know but that's what i'm saying i don't know how long it's going to go on for but there's no coverage only covering cassie because it's like that's the story well that's the or is the actual trial like are you how deep are you in it or how how diddy deep are you are you watching the like transcripts no but it's like i'm getting all of the updates for it and so if it was something like groundbreaking or like bombshell but it's really it was focusing on her abuse it was she went on the stand then had a kid 24 hours later insane well if anything will make you go into labor uh kid cuddy went on the stand and talked about his the car bombing and all that and then it was a

bunch of his um like past assistants talking about their time and abuse and it was like it's horrible and it's like insane but it's so weird because it's like very very focused and i'm like there's no mention of sex trafficking which he was doing this is probably too dark for allegedly that's coming though is it it might well and i'll tell you alexis about it she's like but there's so many fucking handshakes that happen there's no mention of any of the other celebrities at all yet that yet at the parties i'm like when are they bringing anybody like i don't know it's very weird because those celebrities they'd have to have charges against them but if they were nobody has even been mentioned as like i don't want to get i want to get a lawyer to tell us

the like sequence of events in which or like what is allowed to be brought up because if well because if they were a witness like say okay say there's called like pop star is called let's give him a name callie callie the pop star yeah if can callie be called as a witness because callie saw sex trafficking parties whatever. I mean if you get to pose. If the victim said Callie was in the room when these things

happened. But that's what I'm saying. You think Cassie is not saying the names. I'm sure she was and I'm sure some of these celebrities have done deals behind the scenes. Oh yeah. Oh to be like to get their names out. So Callie's like I don't want to be a mess at this. I mean they haven't mentioned J-Lo. They haven't mentioned Ashton Kutcher.

They haven't mentioned Jay-Z at all. It's like I don't know. It seems weird it just seems like shit's missing and there are cracks all over the place but that's how it is i'm like there's everything is redacted and retracted but it's i still think it's very interesting but it's like do you think he's gonna get out i would i don't know how right i doubt it i mean but if he gets out he's gonna get on a private jet and he'll be like sam rockwell in thailand in white lotus like you'll never see him again yeah he would i mean i don't know also that's why he went to jail because he was such a flight risk yeah he was always it's so strange

very very charismatic person anytime i met him and interviewed him like well who else is going to get you to go to their house for a freak off but a charismatic man no for sure well also there's a theory that he was a cia s cia asset and so he had been working with them like the entire time and then ended up doing something that they didn't approve of and that's why he's like the fall guy for everything that's going on when they were like because it's like he's obviously not the only person that has you know what i didn't feel bad i felt bad for his girls who had to go to prom they also he had them they were at trial listening to all these horrific unbelievable things that their dad did they were 17 years old why are they at that trial it's really bad for the kids so

insane i mean he has lots of kids but like i feel bad for those girls and i was like it's the year of their graduation they shouldn't be there i'm going i'm wearing my red sparkly dress when my dad's like on trial like that's so sad and they're at the trial okay the last thing i'm just going to close up on is i just want to say a big shout out to our girl stassi schroeder who will be at lady world she walked in the si beach miami whatever looks hot two children spray tan for the quads showed off that ass she always said she had no ass she has so good she's a great ass yeah beautiful she looked amazing i love the support i love that she brought all her children it was very out of character i was like i feel like we need a chanel flat and that bathing suit

But, like, beautiful. Congratulations. And now we're going to hold you to this. This is why I wanted to bring this up. What? Because she came on the podcast. She was like, I hate the beach, but I'm going to Lady World. I may not go to the beach.

When you look that good in a bikini, you better be at the beach. Maybe she does pools. You could be at the pool at the Seascape, too. But, like, I'm just saying, you belong on the beach. You belong in a bikini. Belong in the bikini. She looks so good. I can't wait until they ask us.

I do have a question, and I don't know how I feel either way about it. but when i saw it not her but just like the people walking um should we have a shoe on that was my question it's weird it's weird it's too vegas club kelty night and peep show when we all wore like a triple platform espadrille to the tau beach club in a bikini you know what they needed they needed to all wear the same nude like assuming see i would slide i hate like if i'm in a bikini like i need some sort of a heel i gotta have my leg like propped up a little bit on those little like a small heel like a small unassuming heel with a bikini not kitten but not like a stiletto a mule but like a mule maybe a mule or like a thonged like something that's not

gonna take away and it's basically like a nude naked no shoe it's like the girls that they wear for miss america but like me fly like i'm what about those ones that are like late and not latex acrylic yeah yeah yeah a clear one a clear with a nude shoots makes a great clear nude shoe i just like think of myself there walking and if i'm walking flat-footed i feel like i'm an ogre it was like the barbie movie but you know it's like and then the girl the real models they like kind of walk on their tippy toes like they are barbie yeah oh i just killed my throat okay we have to go i thought about that when you just screamed bye-bye um we were we'll see you next tuesday Social support from Kali Kolera.

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