LadyGang - Allegedly Wassa Happening #12

Episode Date: September 25, 2018

Jeans Guy's identity is revealed while it's time to take a look at Hollywood again as the Ladies eye the Jessica Simpson's latest pregnancy, Tiffany Haddish's Emmy drama, new jobs in the great North, Bradley Cooper's BFF, and the the real way to pronounce Chrissy Teigen's name! Follow the podcast on Instagram @theladygang and you can email Jac, Becca and Keltie at Hello [e-mail]! And thank you to today's sponsors: Amazon = Go to amazon.com/shop/ladygang to find their favorite products while keeping the podcast FREE! Blue Apron = Go to BlueApron.com/LadyGang to check out this week’s menu and get your first 3 meals free   Fossil SmartWatches = The Fossil Q Gen 4 HR smartwatch starts at $255 at Fossil.com/ladygang MedMen = Visit MedMen today and mention the LadyGang for $10 off your order (limit 1 per customer)   Misen = Receive 20% off your order simply by going to Misen.co/LadyGang Ring = Get a special offer on home security when you go to Ring.com/Lady ThirdLove = Got to ThirdLove.com/LadyGang now to find your perfect-fitting bra and get 15% off your first purchase  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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to speak to an advisor free of charge. BetMGM operates pursuant to an operating agreement with iGaming Ontario. Girl Posse, Kelty Knight, Becca Tobin, and Jack Vanek. Hello, hello, hello, and welcome to the Lady Gang. I am Becca Tobin here with Kelty Knight and Jack Vanek. We're all really sleep deprived because we've been shooting our TV show. We're so cool. We're so cool.

I think everyone's already sick of our show and it hasn't even aired yet. I mean, I'm so sick of us. I'm so sick of us. I need no more Lady Gang in my life. We need like a week at some point where we don't talk. I don't want to speak to you. I don't want to see you. We need to not see each other for a week at least.

between now and when it actually airs because then we're gonna have to see each other all the time we're gonna have to continue i think we'll see each other less when it airs this is the hard part right this is definitely the hard part cool um okay um jack's like okay i'll stick around two more weeks okay okay okay two more weeks of anything i can do all right and now it's time for good week yes it is bad week oh no can i start can i start yeah of course okay oh my god so today this is so good today we came in and we had a lot of meetings prior to you know recording this we met some important people kelty and jack are both wearing leggings today oh no this is a good week this is my good week

and at one point one of our meetings i noticed that the person was staring at both kelty and jack's vaginas because you both are sporting the most aggressive camel toes today my leggings are very revealing i mean i can't even tell you like i could draw your vagina right now and so i have a small vagina but i'm apparently not it doesn't look that small today you both have the worst camel toes i've ever seen and it's i've waited this long to tell you because i wanted it to be a surprise but i felt like that friend who doesn't tell your friend when there's something in their teeth that's what i felt like all day today you're such a bitch but like what do you do about it i can't change it tell you to

maybe put a barrier now a barrier i forgot my sweatshirt in the car so go f**k yourself i can't change it that's okay there's a rule there's a rule on the lady gang in the facebook group because they're talking about some girl she's like do i tell my friend this or that some girl said if it's something that you can't change in five minutes you can pull your pants out of your vagina i have nothing to cover it with it's gonna go right If I had a jacket with me, you could say, Jack, put it on the jacket, but I don't. No, you could adjust it. It's literally like your vagina's eating dinner right now.

Whatever. They're also really shiny and fit. I knew that. You know what? I thought about this when I put them on, but I was already in the car, and I was already leaving my apartment. Then I was like, you know what? Oh, well.

It is what it is. Everybody can see what my vagina looks like today. My whole life is a camel toe, so this doesn't faze me at all. I'm like, you're welcome, world. Enjoy the best camel toe you've ever seen. you just have just the biggest camel toe you've seen becca of all time it's the best goddamn camel toe in the world it's i'm very competitive it's the number one oh my god okay do you have a i have a bad week okay so a friend of mine had a baby recently and i went over to visit and i don't

know why i asked to do this but this friend of mine and i are close you know what i mean like you speaking of vaginas like you can see each other's vaginas you can use the bathroom in running each other and i was like let me see your vagina because i really just wanted to see the post baby yeah and it was only a couple days did she get the stitch yes but it doesn't even matter because you guys it was a breath of fresh air seeing your vaginas today after that it doesn't even resemble a vagina at that point like in what way it's very swollen like like you got punched in the face yeah and then anything that's on the inside is now on the outside oh does that go back in after it does it allegedly takes a while but like i really wish i hadn't seen that oh you

shouldn't have asked it's like ignorance is bliss yeah i don't want to know now i don't know anything so you never have kids or no i don't know after i don't know questionable questionable who's next i'll go my good week is i have a new instagram that i love and it is round boys and all it is is pictures of dogs and other animals that are round birds photoshop they're not they're all real round boys that's unhealthy that's not real yeah yes it is yes it is what is that a dog it's a dog's whose hair dogs whose it's a dog whose hair is cutting them speaking of dogs where's my dog i don't know i haven't heard her in a while she's probably eating kelty's underwear that should be on her body she just got a glimpse of it no that's nothing jack's is unbelievable

it's unreal stand up you gotta walk don't pull it out now oh no you can't pull it but normally it's not bad no no there's something about that but also can we make leggings without that center seam you're not helping us whirl it's to the camel toe it's like it separates your lips yeah well that's why they do have those leggings that have the like the triangle that like yes it's like camel toe gusset okay anyway keep going i love conline gusset round boys round dot boys on instagram go follow them it's not great it's not awesome it's not as good as some of these it's not awesome it's not as good as boop my nose you know what i mean but literally i haven't thought of like a good week bad week in so long that i had to pull these out

of my ass okay my bad week is i was at a music festival the other week and i was like extra jack i was wearing like a maxi skirt with a super high slit looking super cute and i was with my friend afton and she i thought it looks good and you and afton was just like in shorts and a t-shirt just dressed like normally and we're walking through the festival and we like pass this group of guys i thought you were a couple and one of the guys no but people think we're a couple all the time like i actually thought you're a couple you did when like when have i ever not been straight no you've been not like that i was just like they're very because she has short hair it's literally because she has short hair no if she didn't have short hair people would not think

that we were a couple well you guys are pretty close yeah we're best friends anyways so we're walking down nobody has best friends like that anymore it's true because i'm single together okay anyway no it's beyond the single girl it's cute it's sweet i'm jealous of it i wish i had a best friend anyways we're healthy don't try you want this camel toe in your life girl you want this camel toe to be your best friend no if i had to spend the amount of time that jackson's with you holy shit oh my god i would die i hate you both okay continue we're walking like through the festival and this group of guys passes us and one of the guys was like I like your outfit and I'm like

looking at myself I'm like thanks thank you and he's like not you idiot and then I became one inch tall that was it that's great it's really good I bet Afton like loved that moment more than anything oh yeah absolutely it was great so good

um okay bad week this is actually left over from my vacation to Rwanda but I haven't like had a chance to tell you because I've had so many other things um so So I knew I was going to Rwanda, and I was like, oh, my God, I got to prepare. I need, like, some locks. I need, like, a money belt.

Like, I'm going to Rwanda. Like, this is, like, a serious place. You know what I mean? Like, I'm internationally traveling. So I bought this giant bottle of pepper spray, and I was like, yeah, I'm taking this. And I attached it to my backpack, and I was like, okay, yeah, I've got everything I need, you know. I consider myself, like, a really good flyer. So I get to TSA, and I get through once.

And then I have to connect, so I have to go through security again. I'm going through security again, and the woman goes – I put my bag through, and I'm just, like, nonchalant walking in. And she goes, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, you, you, you, do you know what this is? And I said, do you know what it is? And she goes, do you know what it is? And I was like, yeah, it's pepper spray. And she's like, yeah, in what planet do you think you can bring a giant bottle of travel pepper spray on a goddamn airplane? and I was like

oh my god I didn't think about that yeah that's bad I felt like they almost were going to arrest me idiot that's bad it was bad

that's why it's my bad week yeah I had to throw it away and I was so depressed it was like $12.99 on Amazon damn it okay I have the greatest good week

better than mine honestly it's on par oh god that I've ever had in the Lady Gang podcast I need to quickly preamble this

if you're new to the Lady Gang podcast and you haven't listened to all of our episodes if you haven't prefaced it okay i want to preface preface yes like preface preface you're a journalist i hate you both preface okay yeah i want to preface this by saying to all of you lady gangers who are loving and supporting of me um that for many years i've been talking about this

guy who works out at the gym at my work and we call him jeans man yeah and he works he's incredibly hot he went through a stage of ugly he's back to being hot um he came in first a bedazzled jean which is what first drew me to attention then he had a skinny jean now he has then he had a dark denim then he went to cargo pants and i was like it's over but then i've seen him recently he's back into a skinny which brings me to today jeans man was on the bachelor excuse me i know which one oh my god so one of the assistants at work was like you know jeans man and then wrote me this and said he was on the bachelor let me see him here he is full bachelor pad cast revealed jesse back he was an actor and then he was on bachelor in paradise what is he doing

he was not on bachelor in paradise he was let me see him no bachelor pat that was before my time before i started watching it i don't know wait what does he do now on the cbs lot i don't know i've never talked to him i'm scared of him he's too can you look at his imdb and see what he does okay jesse back right now hold on his name this is so are we gonna get sued no allegedly because probably now he'll know that i'm talking about him okay here's all of his credits on screen credits oh my god he was in zombris riding he was bachelor in paradise himself in 2014 is that before your time no bachelor he was on bachelor what he was himself what season was he on does it say there's some things you should have found out before well i'm just saying i didn't even know

okay wait i'm bored it's okay anyway i'll keep looking it up cool all right let's go okay i wish that oh he's in the camera department all right okay anyway cool jeans man was on the bachelor let's all google him when we come back these assholes better be nice to smear i'm getting out of here okay what's going on now here's the lady gang welcome back to allegedly what's happening are you guys ready i'm ready okay we're going out of order so you can turn your pages over if you just want to listen to me okay i love listening to you jessica simpson is pregnant again is she is yes a baby girl she just announced it today who's she married to a hot guy who he was a football player at like Harvard

or something. He's really cute. Or Yale or somewhere. This is her third baby. She said it was a miracle that they were practicing all the time, but like didn't ever think it would happen. Well, that's how babies are made. I love Jessica Simpson pregnant. Those boobies get so big and she's just like, and the hair

gets longer and it becomes Texas. Yeah, she becomes very, very like southern when she gets pregnant. Yeah. I love it. I saw her at Malibu farm for like a baby shower and she was in like a mini dress and giant platform sandals a platform shoe and i'm like it's people are in like flip-flops here like in the grass walking around chasing kids and she's in a platform and a mini skirt while she was pregnant no oh just in life in life

but i feel like she if you're a short person it's a good she knows what works she's got the days you do i don't really think it necessarily works for short people what a platform i don't a platform usually works for anybody yeah it's a tough it's it's really hard sell it's a hard sell for me like an espadrille person yeah being our short expert here i am a short expert okay this one is a paragraph story but basically the highlight of the story would be that doctors have proved that being lazy helps you live longer yeah yep yes absolutely We did it. Okay.

We did it. All this time. See you in hell, Kelty. But, like, you'll be there way sooner. Yeah. You're a millennial, which means you probably watch Netflix and literally chill like it's your profession. A glass of rosé and comfy sweats on a Friday night sounds so much better than getting boozy on $12 cocktails at a crowded bar. Hitting brunch with your squad instead of pounding the pavement in a pair of running shoes on a Sunday morning.

Definitely more your style, ladies. I always wonder why people work out on a Sunday. Some might think these things are antisocial or just plain lazy, but new research suggests those leading a low-key lifestyle may be onto something. There are real health benefits to being lazy. Of course, getting your body moving is still important, but new research claims letting yourself be lazy more often might help you live longer. Well, it's because you're just letting yourself chill out.

All this time. I was just trying to do. You knew you were onto something. And I was just doing. Just trying to do Gwyneth. Just trying to goop your life by being lazy. Wow. I feel great.

You just need to chill out every once in a while. We don't have a cocktail all the time. We're not alleging. It's true. It's true. Scientific evidence. Also, a glass of wine before you go to bed makes you lose weight. Little Emmy news.

So you guys know that I had this plan that I didn't thwart. That's not a word. I had a plan where I was going to take my new Emmy that I just got this year to the Emmys with me this week. Yeah. Yeah. I'm glad that didn't work out. Why didn't it work out? Well, I just didn't have time to prepare.

But what I wanted to do was put a strap on it and wear it as my purse. It is so heavy. It's so heavy. So I didn't do it, but someone else did. Who? Tiffany Haddish won her Emmy at the Creative Arts Emmys, which was last week. She brought her week-old Emmy as her accessory. No, she was picking it up.

No, she wasn't. In her red carpet interview on E!, she's like, only reason I'm here is to pick up my Emmy that I won. She's not picking it up. That's a lie. You get your Emmy that day. No. Oh, I thought that you don't get an Emmy for like months. Yeah, they engrave it.

Okay, I'm going to tell you. Let me tell you about the Emmy. Maybe for your daytime Emmys, they don't. No, for the Emmys, for the Emmys, if you win an Emmy, she won like a solo Emmy. You take the Emmy home that night, but she needs to buy now the nameplate to put on the Emmy. You know what I mean? It comes in the mail. Right, right.

So it's going to come later. So she brought her Emmy thinking. She brought her Emmy to the Emmy thinking, oh, I can just get a nameplate made when like Game of Thrones is getting their nameplate made. So she went to the governor's ball and she was like, yo, I'm Tiffany. Here's my Emmy nameplate me up. And they were like, no. And she got denied. But she did bring her own Emmy to the Emmys, which is like and now she's getting all this press for it.

And I was like, she stole my shit. She's a little more on brand for Tiffany Haddish. It would have been sad if it had been Kelty Knight brings her Emmy. If not everybody knows you for you, they would just be like, who the f*** were you? That's so cruel. Not everyone knows you for you. Not everybody listens to the lady gang and knows how, like, self-deprecating you are and, like, how you, like, lean into that and how it's funny. People would just be like, oh, my God.

What a loser. Yeah. They'd be like, why is that girl from One Life to Live here with her Emmy? Okay. um back to some this is happening in the world mcdonald's changed its apple pie recipe and people on twitter are pissed like how much did they change it too much our new apple pie is made with fewer ingredients such as sugar sliced 100 american grown apples and a bit of cinnamon to the flavor to give each one that homemade taste our customers love people are like don't our fast

food and i agree i understand that yeah the thing is is now all the fast food places are trying to be like we make salad they're trying to be like whole foods it's like dude i don't want my salad from you fast food because i know it came in a plastic bag let me be devil's advocate here and just say that i retract what i said about that people should be pissed it's a nice step in the right direction that mcdonald's is worrying about people's health but i don't can't afford whole foods no also pie probably just trying to save money and it was cheaper well it was probably cheaper too yeah but people that can't afford like whole foods apple pie now they can get apple pie that's the same well also like in middle america or like or in a smaller town when they

don't have a whole food right or if like you need to go to fast food you now have an option to be they should they should give you both options do you want the old the old shitty one or the new amazing one what if someone came to us and they were like hey i really like that old lady box better can you offer both we'd be like go good job mcdonald's don't let the haters hate run the world um chloe kardashian's baby is named true you know that yeah but is it tru i don't know i think it's like true tv i think it is anyway she just posted a picture of true the baby wearing a Gucci bib, and the retail value of it is...

How much? $120. Like a disposable bib? No, like a bib. I mean, you wash it, I guess. It's a Gucci bib. I honestly thought it would be more than that. You did? Yeah. It's a tiny piece of fabric, Jack.

I feel like a Gucci keychain's more than that. I would buy myself a Gucci bib if I could get it for $120. I know, it's not that bad, is it? Would you go around? I double-doll dare you. If I buy you a Gucci bib, will you wear it on Lady Gang TV? yes buy me one you will yes i bet on a major red carpet like what major right how much would you bet me then you won't do it to our premiere party are they throwing us a premiere party i don't think so i don't think they are either so yes okay all right next next topic it's 225 and it's all

relative because it's like for them that's five dollars they don't grow out of a bit i mean they do grow out, but it's not like buying a onesie where they can wear it for like two weeks and they grow out. A bib, you can wear it for a pretty long time. I'm getting you a Gucci bib. In the grand scheme of things, her spending $120 on a bib is not surprising. That's like not... That's nothing.

It's pennies. Yeah. And also, bibs are probably really expensive in general. I don't think that's it. I don't think they are. I think you get like a five-pack at the dollar store. But if you get it like... If you're getting like a design... Like going to Nordstrom's and getting like a nice bib, it's going to be like... Yeah, it's probably $20. I bet it's more than... I don't know any.

I feel like baby shit's all expensive. Cool. I'm so glad you have a clothing line. Okay. Next. I don't make baby clothes. I should. Yeah.

Okay. Justin and Hailey are married in secret. So they are married. Is this alleged or? Allegedly. It's not confirmed, but Hailey's dad is Alec Baldwin. No, it's her uncle. Alec Baldwin said they got married.

So is the reason for this marriage, were they not having sex? Is it like a sex thing that they wanted to get married to have sex? Allegedly. I don't know. Because like, what's the rush? Right, because they met in church or whatever. Hasn't he been boning women all... No, I mean, he's been boning people, but they might not be boning each other.

Because he's now, like, more religious. Oh, okay. He's on the straight and narrow. Okay. I like them together. I like them together. I don't really know anything about them. They look cute together.

They're fine. What do you think of his mustache? I don't like the mustache. He's not looking great. He's not in his best. He's going through that, like, phase. I want to be a man. Yeah.

Well, he's going through the short man syndrome phase, where it's like, you're supposed to be in your manhood, but you didn't turn out like Chris Hemsworth. So you're not sure what to do. You're 5'8 and like 120 pounds. So you just wear a lot of plant, like different plaids and patterns. Like your David Spade. And he's probably trying to grow up. Guys, I want David Spade on this podcast.

He's so hard. But he knows what Bieber's going through. I need to talk to David Spade. Okay. Can you come on? David Spade? Yes. We'll try.

Let's send him a cutout. David Spade. Okay. Spade. Spade. Okay. A new job has opened. Okay.

The finished dream job will pay you to watch the Northern Lights. Oh, I want to do that. You can now apply for a job, the official gig, there's many of them over there, winter safari guide, husky wrangler, photography tour leader, Santa's helper, wilderness cook, to name a few, according to Forbes. Basically, you can ride snowmobiles through some of the prettiest mountains in the world, play with husky pups, and use your professional photography skills to snap pictures of the colorful northern lights.

And you get to do it as your full-time job. Are we quitting Lady Gang or no? i don't think i would really thrive there i'm pretty lazy that sounds like i don't want a job there but i always wanted to see the northern lights but like but like not working yeah yeah i don't want to work i don't want to work shocker i'm trying to live longer by not getting stressed out ditto even that kind of job where you're like i need to work for two hours a day and no i don't think those people are working two hours a day they're probably working a shit long hours that's not a phrase never sleep husky puppies and they're probably working like

obviously in the middle of the night and it's freezing in the middle of the there but like they're also they're also just at night you know what i mean at like 10 p.m except that the northern lights don't come out you know you're right it's the middle of the night because when i was a kid they came out at like midnight really good and my mom would wake me up you're right okay i'm wrong this is whole thing is a disaster essentially what's happening go yourself okay next bradley Cooper, I just found out, hot but weird, has a BFF that is a girl. Who? His best friend forever is a girl.

I'm not saying her name because I want to give her some life. But they're photographed all the time. People are always like, oh. Oh, you're going to say her name is going to really give it away? No, she's not like a regular person. It's like a regular. How do they know each other? I don't know.

But she's like 10 years older than him. And they're like BFFs. Can you be best friends with a guy? No. Mm-mm. do you think they've had sex no no i don't think so i mean maybe i don't know i don't think so i have a best friend that's a guy and i think she's in love with him but your best it's he's you never see him though doesn't your best friend still in canada we used to live in new york together and

i would like literally sleep in his bed but okay no i never had sex with him never everyone always thought we did we didn't i've never even looked at him very rare to be able to be best friends the guy yeah it's possible just look at me i'm thriving next we've been mispronouncing chrissy tegan's name this whole time what is that it's tagging whoa it's like rihanna instagram right now hold on she just announced it that sucks yeah pretty sure what does it well it doesn't suck to be her but like now i now i'm confused as to what to do because do i go and now call her Chrissy Tagan. Hold on.

Here we go. Are you guys ready? Where is it? Now if you say it right, everybody's going to think you're saying it wrong. Well, did she take it from down?

Come on, Chrissy. Oh, man. She took it down. Oh, my God. She's so annoying. Anyway, we've been saying her name the wrong the whole time.

So now when I see her, do I call her Chrissy Tagan? Just call her Chrissy. She's like Madonna. If I have to say, oh, my God, guys, in couples news, John Legend and Chrissy Tagan,

like, it sounds weird now. It does. Yeah, she said it's fine. It's like literally people calling me like Schmelty Knight And me just being like it's fine But I feel like I knew her brother Before she was famous and it was always I don't know anyway

Maybe it's just for attention She only has like 200 million Tygen Tygen Fierce She's so fierce She presented at the Emmys I know she looked amazing

She's so pretty I mean she just had a baby She did She may be five seconds ago she just birthed the child I would not go in a skin tight dress also the dress

had a high neck which is like very hard to wear even on a normal day so I like that she's like owning it I just love that

she's not like if she would've walked out on the Emmys carpet six weeks after having a baby in her like best bikini body

after birth I would've been like fuck you I like that she's like look at these giant milk boobs you know what I mean yeah good for her

I like when people embrace it and I like them together The best thing to me that happened at the Emmys, not to me, but like that happened at the Emmys. So, you know, John Legend just got an Emmy at the Creative Arts Emmys and now he's an EGOT, which is when you win an Emmy, a Golden Globe, an Oscar and a Tony. Well, Sara Bareilles, the singer, has also been nominated for all of these things and

lost them all. So she was nominated for Tony. She was nominated for a Grammy. In the same year? Kind of in the last two years. Like John hasn't won his all in a year. It doesn't matter when you win them. It's just like a very prestigious.

Yeah. So she was nominated for a Tony for Waitress. Didn't win. She was nominated for a Grammy. Didn't win. She was nominated for... Not an Academy Award. The Emmy for Jesus Christ Superstar at the Emmys.

She lost. So it's like, she's like three, had the chance to be three at an EGOT and a zero. And she posted the funniest picture. And she's like, just talking about losing my EGOT. And she's like at a pizza parlor, like stuffing her face with EGOT. She's like, just one step closer to my non-EGOT and like stuffing her face with EGOT. Do you guys want to ask me about the Emmys at all, or do you care that I was there? How were the Emmys?

I was there with you. It was great. It was weird. They're on a Monday. I didn't even know the Emmys were even happening anytime soon. I haven't seen how the ratings were or whatever, but I think it's because they think more people are home. On a Monday than a Sunday?

The engagement. The engagement. Did you see it? But people aren't home during the day. Oh, I heard about it. Are they only at night? The Emmys are at night. Oh, jack.

I don't watch them. Yeah, but on the West Coast, it was like 4.30. Yeah, people are at work. I don't think people watch it in general. I don't think it matters what night they put it on. People just don't. Those award shows are too long. They're too long.

This one was pretty quick. It doesn't matter. It's always too long. But people do associate award shows with Sundays. So that's why it threw me off that it was on a Monday. Well, the MTV Awards were on a Monday too this year. They were? I doubt that it's getting any better.

The engagement was very cute. And by the way, I know him. Oh, yeah. I saw on your Instagram. Yeah. He produces me on Thanksgiving Day. I think it's very sweet. And he said he was practicing for a long time with a stopwatch because he knew that he had

like if he if he won he was gonna have 30 seconds to like say the speech or whatever right they cut him off and he's like watching the whole show being like oh oh this is this this is this and so anyway that's amazing all right when we come back we're gonna answer some questions fix your life hey ladies funky ask the lady gang okay and we're back and we're jumping right in first question comes from carly carly do we always do ask lady gang when we do what's happening sometimes yeah we do whatever we want uh carly says i'm a 32 year old divorced mom of two little boys that are six and three i got divorced just over a year ago three months ago i went on my first date in 10 years last first date was with my ex-husband we've been casually dating for three

months now but here's the thing i actually really like this guy but here's how things go we go out restaurants bars concerts hanging out with mutual friends all different things when we hang out we usually end up spending 48 to 72 hours straight with each other like a full weekend going out hanging at either of our places movies in bed everything a couple would do but then we won't text or call for like a week at a time then another 48 hour session is this a new normal thing that's hard i would i think it is a new normal thing is it and it's weird yeah because i have some like friends and stuff that are dating and they're older and they're like yeah we'll like hang out for two days straight and then like we won't speak for a week because we're like we're

dating we're not like in a relationship yeah it's just so okay so but she says they are casually dating so i guess that makes sense my problem with that is like the inconsistency if i don't like not that i need it constant but if it's not at some sort of a even if it's a minimal constant i get bored and like i forget about it so that would be hard for me to like continue to keep going and think that you're building on something if that's what you want it's kind of weird because she's 32 so she's definitely in the like age where like you have a cell phone you grew up kind of with a cell phone you know how to text like it's not that like it's not the dating app age but we're older yeah we're a little older than the like all dating app age but it's like i can

understand for the 40 and 50 year olds that are like divorced and then are dating for the first time that's when they have a whole life and like their first husband was like calling them on the rotary telephone a rotary the rotary i also think though like this guy could very well be doing this with other women yeah and it's like he's having all of his selections of all the different flavors having his cake eating it so i think that it's okay to like have a conversation by not putting pressure on him but being like are you cool with what we're doing now and if it stayed this way forever like is this also if she's cool then it's cool i think it depends on like if she wants more or not yeah because that's what makes it weird okay pause that would be hard for me to like

continue to keep going and think that you're building on something if that's what you want it's kind of weird because she's 32 so she's definitely in the like age where like you have a cell phone you grew up kind of with a cell phone you know how to text like it's not that like it's not the dating app age but we're older yeah we're a little older than the like all dating app age but it's like i can understand for the 40 and 50 year olds that are like divorced and then are dating for the first time that's when they have a whole life and like their first husband was like calling them on the roadie or re-telephone or rotary the rotary i also think though like this guy could very well be doing this with other women yeah and it's like he's

having all of his selections of all the different flavors having his cake eating it so i think that But it's okay to, like, have a conversation by not putting pressure on him, but being like, are you cool with what we're doing now? And if it stayed this way forever, like, is this... Also, if she's cool with it, then it's cool. I think it depends on, like, if she wants more or not. Yeah. Because that's what makes it weird.

Question two is from Cartman. Is this from an actual man? You just read it, Jack. Cartman says, a quick question about manhood. Should a 53-year-old straight, happily married man be enjoying your show as much as I do? Asking for a friend. I love him. Heart man.

I hope you've learned a lot about vaginas that you never knew. Right? 100%. So much. I hope there's some straight guys out there listening. I feel like the only straight guys listening are like my two friends that listen. Yeah. Chris.

Zach doesn't listen, right? No, never. Thank God. He can't handle the sound of my voice, I think. He's like, I get enough of this already. I mean, I, yeah, he doesn't need anymore. I think my dad secretly listens, but whatever. My dad doesn't secretly

listen. He listens openly. He's loud and proud. Loud and proud lady. He is loud and proud. He's wearing the tank top right now. He texts me so many dictionary words. It's so funny. Really? I love it. Yeah, I've shared a few of them. Tampinesia. Tampinesia. That was your dad.

That was hands down the best. It was amazing. Tampinesia. Wait, we didn't add that. Did we put that in our... No. But did we even actually finish the dictionary? I don't remember. Let's not forget that.

I know. Okay. Last question comes from Lovesick. She says, I got out of a three-year relationship earlier in January this year. I'm currently in law school doing a semester abroad in London. This summer, I met a guy at work, and we went on a date, and it was great. He was the first date I've had since my ex, and I felt like we could have had something really special.

For our second date, I went to his house, and we ended up having mediocre, awkward sex. He's the only guy I've ever slept with besides my ex. Following the sex, he didn't take me up on any date ideas because he was, quote, unquote, so busy. Soon after, he told me that he thought we were, quote, just having fun because I was going to London and didn't want anything right now. Isn't over his ex, et cetera, et cetera. The problem is I can't stop thinking about him, stalking his Instagram, wondering if he's going to call and if we will be together when I come home. i texted him recently after a small a little small talk he stopped texting back how do i get over this fling who's clearly just not that into me well just think about the mediocre sex i know yeah

at least you know that he's not into you i mean that's your one step ahead a lot of girls and it's nothing on you like he's probably just doing his own thing you just got to move on like and also the idea of that person is always so much better than who they are like i remember i was so torn up about this guy in new york that i was dating and like we called it quits and then i was like well maybe i want him back and it was too late he was seeing someone else yeah and in my mind i created brad pitt like i made this person so irresistible i saw him recently i was almost too embarrassed to tell Zach that I had dated this person

because he's that terrible yeah like I created this magical person in my mind 100% that's what you're doing all the time yes like you just it's so fake you got to play the game the real or not real game yeah what's real you had mediocre sex with this guy

and dated for a second and he's not into you so he's obviously an idiot what's not real he's Brad Pitt yeah it's true and you want something more if you think you can't have it So it's like, it's your, your brain is playing tricks on you. I think it's one of those things too. Like I used to be like this, that I, I'd only like one person at a time and I wouldn't get

over the last person until I found somebody new because it just like takes that place in your brain. Even if they're not that great, but it's like, I'm only thinking about this person cause I'm bored and I have nothing else to think about. That's probably what she's doing. Cause he doesn't seem that great. So I don't know, maybe like jump on a dating app and just like distract yourself for a little bit.

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