LadyGang - Allegedly Wassa Happening #5

Episode Date: June 26, 2017

It's back with a vengeance! The Ladies sit down to give you their take on all the crazy stuff that's been happening on the news including boy bands, white sunglasses, Keltie winning a Face Off against Gwen Stefani, and so much more! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey guys, it's your Lady Gang, Jack Vanek, Kelty Knight, and Becca Tobin. Thank you so much for subscribing on iTunes, and thanks for supporting the great sponsors who make it possible for us to have this much fun with you every single week for free. Well, what is this? Welcome to the Lady Gang. That's amazing. Say that again. The Lady Gang.

Things are about to change around here. Each week, we catch up with Hollywood's hottest girl posse, Kelty Knight, Becca Tobin, and Jack Vanek. Hello, hello, hello and welcome to the Lady Gang. I am Becca Tobin. Hello, Becca. It's like you almost forgot your name. Well, I thought I was going to mess with Kelty and just say my name was Becca because my Instagram handle is just at Becca and I'm so cool. I am so cool that I have no job other than the Lady Gang. That makes me an unemployed actress.

Across from me is Kelty Knight, entertainment journalist. She's pretty cool. I am cool. Thank you, Becca. She's pretty cool. I hit 60,000 followers on Instagram. That's not my good week. Congrats. Wait, but I hit 300,000 the same day. I have 700,000, so you can all suck it. To my right is Jack Vanek with 300,000 followers.

That's 400,000 followers less than me. And she is also pretty cool. She has a clothing line. It's called Jack Vanek if you've ever heard of it. It's only everywhere. And I don't have a question this week because I'm just so focused on not saying the word like. We're going to try. We're trying.

It's time for... Good Week. Yes, it is. Bad week. Oh, no. Who wants to start? Me. Kelty, go.

Kelty, go. I'm going to start. Okay, quick bad week. There's a new nail art trend called boob nail. Have you seen it? It's disgusting. So where it is the acrylic, they make it into two little mounds of boobs, pretty bodacious. And then the nail artist draws like fancy lingerie type things or like little nipples

and then uses those little metal studs as like nipple studs on the boob nail. Are all the fingers boobs? and they're and it's like 3d so it's like a 3d it's like a bubble on your nail it's a bubble boob nail art gross it's so gross don't do it it seems bad and it is bad okay good week wait i'm looking this up hashtag boob nail are you looking ew gross you see it i only found one good one but that's gross that's not the one that she's talking about oh okay anyway i'll find it It's disgusting. Here's my good week.

So it's very emotional. I've been keeping it kind of to myself. I shared a little bit with the Lady Gang Facebook group, but I have recently connected with my half-sister that I didn't know ever in my life. My dad had her when he was really young, and I'm not going to get into it, but I had not known her, and I connected with her on the internet, and I was in London last week, and i met her for the first time and i could cry right now talking about it it was so emotional and so wonderful and we met at this cafe and she was scared like her family was all freaked out and

thought i was catfishing her and i thought what if she hates me and we met and we hugged and we were like shaking and then we turned and we looked in the window of the cafe and we said are we the same and we were like you guys do look a lot alike you do so much like our foreheads and our face and here's like the really freaky thing first of all she's awesome do you feel like a connection to her i feel like this sounds so stupid i feel like there was a place in my heart that filled up that i didn't know was like missing right there was a piece of my soul that was not complete and then i met her and i felt like wow now my family is complete she's amazing she's really cool um and there's weird things that we both so we're both vegetarians when we were 15 years old

weird we both have wrist tattoos which people have wrist tattoos but not that many women um we both have our upper ear pierced on the same ear which is like not that weird either but also it is an interesting thing right um we're both pack up and goers like we both lived in a whole bunch of different cities anyway it was so emotional and so wonderful and it was the best one of the best things that's happened in my life in a long long long time i'm so glad that happened to you and now we're talking and texting every day and like sharing our lives and and the best part is that i have a little nephew his name's luke and he was pretty much raised in the uk so he goes to school in the uk and he has like a little british accent so i was like what do you like to do he's

like oh i play soccer and i love to raid and i was like oh my god you're so cute that's so cute i love that so try to top that is she a type a story no she's um doesn't ask that too she's an accountant and she is we're the same like i mean we only share a dad we have different moms but we have very similar just an outlook on life like we're both like get up go if it doesn't work out who cares start again like does that come from your dad i don't know if that's my dad um she also has the ability she said one of her big flaws is that she'll just like ghost people like she'll just fall out and not talk to people for months and i'm also like that like i only talk to you guys because we do this podcast i don't think that's a flaw i think that's one of

my best traits i know same no that's no bullshit but i'm one of those people that would just go into my life for like two months and then come back out and be like how is everyone ditto right yeah so nothing bad about that hey pretty cool who's next it's awesome i'll go um my good week is i finally took the plunge and got my eyebrows microbladed they're insane they look really good i can't stop staring yeah i've been staring at them this whole they're good you guys wouldn't lie to me correct no let me see your face straight on i mean it's weird seeing you with a full eyebrow especially because i have like no makeup on it looks amazing i love it so much you can't even tell i don't understand how they make it look like that like hair strokes so number one

shout out to audrey glass because she is getting in there magical but i didn't know it wasn't really like a tattoo like they scrape they scrape your skin yeah fill it in with ink and then it will fade it will fade in like two right now yours are quite like bold but they're gonna fade out right can i touch them no no they're healing still it's like an open wound gross yeah but i'm so excited and if you guys haven't seen my before and after pics i have them on instagram because my eyebrows were messed up what's crazy is that my eyebrows when i got them microbladed i thought they looked great but i always had thick eyebrows i just like you really had some effed up eyebrows i know i'm like a prime candidate for microblading do you love it are you

feeling like so happy when you look in the mirror yeah i love them and i love that she did are you so happy you could cry too it's almost as good as meeting my sister we're such idiots i could though it makes me that happy you look great i'm happy no i'm so stoked but yeah when they when they uh heal they fade and then it'll actually be blonde but you were freaked out right at first terrified well because so many of my friends scared me into thinking that they're gonna turn green and it's gonna fade and it's gonna be this big black line on your face i've seen some horrific well you have to go to someone good it just depends on where you go yeah so if anybody is in la go to audrey gloss she is incredible um my bad week so i'm on my period like always

i don't know how i haven't died from loss of blood because i don't i don't understand how i could believe this much anyways so i was at the grove shopping and had a tampon in and you know like when you feel that moment that it's time to change the tampon or something's gonna start happening so that moment happened and i'm like gotta find a bathroom went to the bathroom in barnes and noble it was closed went to another line there's like 20 people in line could not find a bathroom i bled through my underwear my leggings and i'm on my way out to try to like get in my car i bump into this like tiny old lady wearing a white shirt and i got blood on her shirt no you did not yep does she know nope it was on her back and i'm like oh my god i've got

i just gotta go this is so bad had to leave your periods are abnormal they're abnormal and it was the second day so it was heavy it was a waterfall yeah yeah it was so bad but i think there should be public restrooms you know how restaurants and stuff will say no restaurant you can't use it unless you're a customer it should be you can't use it if you're unless you're a customer or you're having a tampon i know but then everybody would just say they're having a tampon catastrophe well it's just it's so hard sometimes you really need a freaking bathroom i know it's bad and then you get blood on somebody and a grandma sorry she's defenseless that's so small too i know oh well that's really scary becca um my bad week some of you guys might have seen i got hacked

did i ever instagram and did we ever every thank you lady gang for letting us know 500 times people care about you so much i'm so okay so i go to sleep on a saturday night i wake up on sunday morning i'm so excited to do nothing on the next sunday on the sunday because i saturday was a little crazy and you know you get that one day and you're just so excited to do nothing yeah i wake up to becca becca wake up you got hacked zach i'm like first of all we need to work on your approach like for now until forever um so i wake up and the last time i was told that i was hacked was when my naked pictures were all over the internet so this kind of thing wasn't as terrible yeah i mean the kid got into my instagram and posted some creepy pictures

of his eye and then he was dming all my friends he was yeah he dmed um not even friends he he dmed shay mitchell saying hey girl i lost your number can you give it to me oh my god did she text you and she was no i texted her assistant who's a friend of mine and i said i'm so sorry i got hacked and she was dying laughing i screenshotted it he sent hearts to leah he like anyways he was a creep and got into my email got into my instagram and i spent the the entire day sunday making sure that he didn't hack into my life i didn't really care about instagram but i was really pissed that he got into my email yeah that was a real bummer he also got into he hacked three accounts me brit robertson the girl boss and some model and i'm just thinking

how random what just reach higher buddy like reach higher maybe he did try to reach higher i don't know because he clearly is a savant with hacking what i'm shocked though i just want to say as an anal retentive friend after the first time you got hacked how could you possibly like to leave yourself open for hacking it's not leaving yourself open it's first time it happened they sent an a phishing email from apple right and you that's how they got into the club but when they did that did you respond to it responded i clicked on something but i never entered any information all they needed you to do in that moment to get in was click oh my god so don't yeah but then the second time with instagram yeah he was so sneaky that he got into my instagram

or got into i forget which one first he called my email provider and changed the security question so i called to get into my email and they didn't believe that it was me because my security question had changed it was so it was all kinds of messed up this person is a genius and i just he should be working for the government he should i really wish that he would admire you but also please stop that's how i felt really you're gonna hack some x-list celebrities no go go hack the white house go hack trump okay so anyways so political we don't do politics i'm not saying i'm just saying go hack the president right you know something important do something important um okay so that was my that was my bad week it was really freaking bad um and my good week was

i saw you guys probably saw this but a girl tweeted us and it said she said she had just discovered the lady gang blah blah blah some sort of tweet about how she had just found us and then her second tweet of the day or her tweet today said i had pizza for breakfast i'm definitely having a better friday than you so i just it really reiterated the fact that we have the coolest listeners and i'm really happy she found us let me see what her name is she's one of us sarah sarah ulrich and i love that she just discovered us and i love more than ever that she ate pizza for breakfast because that is me on a daily basis yep love you girl what's happening what's happening what's happening it's a what's a happening episode but before that

i do want to just make an announcement oh um so our last lady box was amazing and we never took a moment on the podcast to thank our sponsors who were a part of it oh yeah i'd like to do that first of all it was a woman named jack vanek she was a part of our lady she's a bitch she is she's amazing legra jewelry 100 pure cosmetics gave us that amazing lip tint kate somerville changed your skin with her ExfoliKate and do you say Oli? Oily? Oily? Wait, what? Oli Rose Designs

made our Lady Gang bandanas, which Becca's been featuring on her Instagram. I sure have. Thank you so much. Our Lady Box was awesome. We had a great Lady Box. We have a new Lady Box coming out. You ain't seen nothing yet. Now we have the power of knowing how great we can make the Lady Box. You guys.

This one's like, I have to say, like ten times better. Seriously, if you guys keep buying them, they just get better. it's insane how good this one is so basically we're in my office yesterday and we have all the brands and all the items for the lady box and we had to take some out because they didn't all fit we had to save them for our christmas box which is gonna be bomb as hell too yeah so it's crazy it's so packed we were deciding this is the conversation should we even put tissue paper or filler in it because it's so full it takes up the whole box all the products and i

want to say that now more than ever we have chosen products that we all really really really love yeah like really love well and have we said our theme for it can we say that should we announce that we've said we've mentioned it on facebook well okay okay theme is staycation so relaxation really is it vacation relaxation that's what i call it so we obviously haven't really decided but it's all products that you guys can use at home and make yourself feel like you're on the most luxurious vacation ever you're gonna love it okay anyway so it's coming follow our socials for more information now let's get to the really important stuff allegedly what's a happening is next okay what's going on now here's the lady gang and we're back welcome to the lady gang

allegedly what's a happening number five wow last time we had special guest spencer tonight it's just us but i did uh dm him and said do you want to come today he has to come back and he said he's out of town but he'll come literally anytime come on spencer you have nothing else you're doing he's all come anytime i think we've raised his fame now everybody wants him on his podcast i'm not kidding you he needs to come back three people have told me their favorite episode was spencer it's my favorite and they've told me that they love him now and they never thought they would i know we're really turning people's opinions around spencer you know what spencer pratt you're welcome wish you still had that 10 million dollars to give me i know i'll come back

So let's talk pop culture. A lot of things have been going on in the world. Need to know what you guys think about it. First of all, something very important happened this week. If you say Beyonce's babies, I'm going to throw this Sharpie at you. No, I'm not. Okay, good. We can't talk about Beyonce.

Kelty Knight won the fashion face-off in Life and Style Weekly against Gwen Stefani. Yes, I know. You showed it to us. Congratulations. Good job, Kelty. What did you guys think? The same thing I think every time you're in a magazine. Yeah, don't care?

Just kidding. like good for her you're so proud of me she did is this the first one you've won i've won other ones actually oh you have but against someone like gwen no that is she's like a professional stylist i put myself together that's a big get who votes on those though like no one it's just like they just they just make it up i think it's whoever they can literally call to find out the details of your outfit is who wins hmm so why haven't you won the other ones i feel like you Whatever. Okay.

Next topic. Kimye has announced, sort of, that they're going to have a surrogate for baby number three. Yeah, because she had such a dicey pregnancy. Terrible pregnancy. What's wrong with her pregnancy? She has preeclampsia. What's that?

I am not a doctor, and I don't know what that is, but it's very dangerous for women. Oh, weren't they saying that when she was trying to get pregnant the second time? That she had, yeah. That it was, like, super dangerous? Yeah. I think that she could, like, die. Well, why don't you just stop? Like, you have two healthy children.

Why don't you? I don't know. That's a lot of kids. Honestly, if I were rich and had all the help in the world, I would have more than two kids. Because she's like barely a mom. For sure. Yeah. Because it's, I think that's the only thing stopping someone like my sister from having

another kid, from having a third, is that she's a full-time attorney, you know? And she's always said, if I win the lottery, I'll have another baby. Yeah. So I feel like that's what they're doing. Not that I'm condoning any more of these rug rats in the world. Hooligans running around. Yeah. I'm gonna spread out getting pregnant

so that my kids never have to be in the same like circle as the Kardashian clan are they gonna go to the same school a nice private school in Calabasas here's my question do you think she wants to have a whole bunch of kids because she came from a family of like

yeah I'm sure my two sister-in-laws Zach comes from a family of three they each have three both sisters i think when you come to just like follow suit yeah they love having a big family and it is awesome the difference between being with that with those families and then with mine we're we're all two two two whatever it's a lot of excitement it's fun oh yeah okay unless everybody

sucks and then you're screwed then you have more people that suck yeah um speaking of people that suck beyonce hit her twins okay moving on yeah next are you at all interested in i don't give I gotta tell you something I'm actually mad at Beyonce okay I thought we weren't talking about this no but the beehive is gonna come for me but here's the thing you know you are the one of the biggest celebrities in the world can you just not get on your Instagram

and say hi everyone the babies are here they're healthy thank you all for your love why does she have to keep it such a secret because it's her business it's her baby and also she's probably gonna get some like massive dollar from that yeah and just because you have just because you're famous and you have

babies doesn't mean the world owns your babies just because they think that they own you yeah saying i want to own the babies she doesn't even have to post a picture of them could she not post a picture of like her eyeball and just say i'm like my hacker or just like the back of their heads being like they're here we're so happy or do you think she's just waiting till she has time to do like a full photo i think that she's doing that and she's gonna get a lot of money from doing that i'm sure it's all some kind of publicity kind of thing what do you think the name should be i don't give a shit next question okay um there's a new trend in hollywood i read about it in the magazines it's where everyone's wearing white sunglasses like white rim sunglasses i think

the bad new trend is that those are net thin glasses are coming back in style i hate them i know back of anyone i would have thought you would warn them i wore them in seventh grade korea kardashian i think is really cute she's really the only one that i like yeah i'm eating sorry so go back lay back while you eat um she's the only one i like and think it's cute did she wear them and i was really upset it's just all these really shitty early 2000 trends are coming back that i never thought would be back like choker you were fine velvet i understood but now it's like the skirts with the buttons up the front oh it's a little girl scout people are going to be wearing like denim skirts with uggs you know what's coming you know what's coming next

i hope because i loved it do you know what's coming next no those whatever those pants called the jorts no the wide jankos jankos jankos are next oh but oh yeah i blogger girls but it's all the bloggers that are like 19 that are dressing like that they're wearing jankos yeah the rule is if you did it once you can't do it yeah with the fishnets and all right next topic there's a new show on television with nick carter who ps is looking fine fine as hell nick carter is hotter now than he ever was get him on he's really gone through some like ups and downs so many Yeah, that happens when you're white trash. No, but it's like.

He'll never be Aaron Carter to me, though. No, he'll never be as important as Aaron. But, like, he was the cute one in the Backstreet Boys, like, one of the cute ones. And then he fell off. Remember, there was, like, the Carter Family Values television show and then, like, bad solo music and the tell-all book. But now Backstreet Boys are looking fine. They have their Vegas residency. And now he's the judge on the new show Boy Band.

I know. What do we think about that show? And Emma, Baby Spice, is also a judge. And I saw they just added Timberland, too. One time, Nick Direct messaged me on Twitter to ask if I wanted to be in a zombie movie. Oh, I'm confused. Do we think it's going to... Are they going to make a boy band?

Well, what was the boy band made on Making the Band? O-Town? Oh, loved O-Town. You did? Yes. Ashley Parker Angel? I loved Ashley Parker Angel, but then I loved Jacob, the guy with the dreads. The redhead?

Of course he did. With the dreads. You love the ginger. A redhead with dreads? so cultural appropriation like up the ass anyway okay um i don't know i'm not watching it i'm not gonna watch it but i do want to watch all the interviews of emma button bunton or whatever like speaking again which makes me happy did she not speak well no i just haven't seen her for a minute i'm sure she's been doing stuff in the uk but like she's officially back in pop culture

which i love yeah so they it's they're trying to kind of be like a simon cowell sort of thing yeah but there's like no simon i don't know it's not a hit for me but i'm happy for you nick and you're looking fine come on our podcast um titanic the movie is 20 years old this year where were you when you first saw jack and rose at the movie theater you saw the movie theater yeah did you not me too you did remember remember when it was like two hours and 30 minutes was like crazy long for a movie it's so epic now they make all these terrible movies two hours and 30 minutes i know sit through them you know the one of the scariest sounds i think for me in my entire life is the sound of the titanic when all the water is coming in and it's like i can't listen with the sound on

because it freaks me out it's like ptsd and i'll probably get shit for that it's very weird yeah it's terrifying what do we think about that door was there room for jack on the door of course there was yeah bitch do you really think because do you think the weight would have been they didn't try hard enough to get him on the door they didn't try at all did they i don't think he tried i think he just accepted his fate that he was just gonna die that's so nice what a nice guy i thought that was a great movie and i still love to watch it when it's on it's one of the best movies of all time you don't like it really i don't know it's just like oh i love it and leo was aren't you like the biggest celine dion fan yeah but i can just like listen to her music i don't have to watch two and

a half hours of leonardo dicaprio oh i thought leo was you say that like it's a bad thing yeah i'm that leo was top leo he was it was went to hell no if you watch that romeo and juliette a child oh yeah romeo and juliet leo's top that's top he was like 22 he's a child though he's hot yeah he was a hot child i would make i don't find 22 year old boys hot well not now we're in our 30s but back when titanic came out 20 years ago we were 19 i i would make out them right now watch it oh when you oh i think you're attracted to that 22 year old yes gross it takes me back the romeo and juliet takes me back to like he was first hot do you remember the scene where she's dead and then he comes in and all the neon lights and crosses and he's like crying and he's in the

silver and his eyes are so blue oh my god he was such a sexy younger guy and then he just went to hell then he's puffy now yeah he's not good okay um all right kate beckinsale who is one of the most beautiful humans on the planet 43 years old she's dating a 21 year old comedian who's the comedian i don't know it's like i know his last name is like rifle or something rife and apparently they got set up through sarah silverman or like he came to see she came to see sarah silverman's show and then anyway allegedly allegedly i'm trying to look them up um what do you think 43 and 21 i'm because i don't want a 21 year old seeing me naked at 31 yeah and i know she's beautiful but her vagina is probably sagging right oh kate beckinsale's new boy toy under

fire for racist homophobic tweets allegedly say it say it allegedly well that was a headline you don't have to say allegedly if it's a headline she's reading a headline yeah oh matt rife she's quoting matt rife yeah so he looks 21 too he looks like a tiny justin bieber no i can't do that it's not for me and kate you're one of the most beautiful people on the planet please go get yourself a gazillionaire i just think it's what's wrong with her the age gap like that is so weird because I'm like, what do you guys talk about? What could you possibly have in common? 20-year gap.

There's sometimes, like, I remember interviewing Harry Styles and being like, ooh, like, you're cute, and if I was younger, I would probably have the hots for you, but I don't because I'm old. Right. Like, there's sometimes I look at a younger guy, and I'll be like, ooh, you're cute, but then I'm like, you're an idiot, so no.

Yeah, they're all dumb. So dumb. And you know this guy didn't go to college or anything. Anyway. Yeah, no thanks. Okay. Get this. Not to go back to Kimye,

but kim kardashian west released her makeup line this week she made 14.4 million dollars in one hour that makes me so how much are we making the lady gang this hour seven dollars probably maybe cutting three but i will say are you excited about the kim kardashian west makeup hell no you're not i don't care about makeup okay are you i was not excited about the kylie makeup i was like hell no i'd never spend that much money i will say the kim kardashian makeup has like a five-piece lip gloss and it does look beautiful so is it made by this by color pop the same people that do kylie's probably the same shit yeah the packaging's really pretty all the like super nude yeah yeah i like it but how much can one family make there has to be a limit spread

the wealth it's so much do they donate i'm sure i think they do but they do it pretty quietly which is like which is commendable yeah it's a hard thing because people mostly who want to do charity they want to scream like i'm doing charity but i think they actually do like do a lot i'm sure they do they probably do a bunch for like write-offs let's be serious celebrities do that yeah good for them but i wonder if it's but if they want to donate to the lady gang then they can yeah all right allegedly what's a happening last one alissa milano who we love she's suing her business manager for 10 million dollars because apparently this man has been in charge of all of her money her whole career and left her millions of dollars in debt so becca please

explain to lady gang what a business manager is so someone who here's the thing you're a fool if you let any one individual have that much control over your finances but there are many people who are suckers and they just blindly trust these people yeah but i have a business manager but they don't have access they can't access anything out of my account without my authorization i know everything going in the account as much as like i'm so informed i can see how it's very easy once you're if you have a ton of money coming in which i'm not sure if she has remember she was on charmed that was like that's true but that i mean those people can be real slime bags and most a lot of people do this in hollywood and they just siphon it away a little bit every time

But how did she get millions of dollars? Like, that's a lot. I know a girl now. She's making a lot of money. And we were having a conversation. She's new at this, maybe a year or two in. And I found out she doesn't even know her bank account numbers. She doesn't know how to access how much is in her account because her business manager just says, oh, hand it over to me.

You can trust me, blah, blah, blah. You can't trust anybody with your money, dude. And I said to her, that's the most idiotic thing that you can do, to not have access. So I can see how it happens. It happens all the time. Don't be a dummy. Yeah. Alyssa.

My agent just called. Do you think this is good news? Yeah. Should we? No. Oh, no. Let's probably not. Do you want to wait?

I don't care. Okay. On that note, Becca, on that note, Becca doesn't know if she should answer the phone, and now she's going to fix your life. Ask the Lady Gang after this. Hey, ladies. Funky. ask the lady gang and we're back uh before we start ask the lady gang if you guys want

30 off of jack vanek.com generosity is just spilling out of you i'm so nice this is my charitable act of the day um kim kardashian you're welcome i definitely did not make 14 million dollars ever in my life um you're gonna use code ladies first on jack vanek.com and get some cool shit okay are you guys ready ready first question comes from isabelle isabelle says i'm sure you guys are aware that the cost of college has skyrocketed i'm 17 years old a junior in high school i'm looking into schools and want that i want to go to but they all cost an arm and a leg my dad mentioned joining the navy because you get to go to naval college for free however in exchange you have to work and serve for five years after you graduate right doing this naval

program could help me make my journalism dreams more affordable because i wouldn't have college debt but i mean it's the freaking navy i didn't see boats officers yelling at me boot camps and uniforms for five years or so in my future what should i do i feel like that's your answer you know what i think here's what you do you everyone has college loans and they can you can put yourself on a payment plan for life and you just have to like go to a city college and also So we need to find the website. There's a website where you can go on to get all the untouched scholarships. Oh, yeah.

Where you sign up once and then they match you with all the scholarships. So you should try to use all that scholarship money and then don't eat out and just skimp. Yeah. I mean, I think that there's way better ways to try to save money or make your college affordable than having to spend five years tied to the Navy. If that's not your passion, you're going to be so regretting. Yeah, no. Yeah.

You're fine. And everyone has student loans. College student debt is also the best kind of debt to have. Sometimes it can even help you as far as I know. And everybody's in college debt. It's fine. It's fine. Just don't go to like Harvard.

Keep it low. Go to like a nice city college. Or a community college. Yeah. Yeah. Super affordable. Or go to Canada. Okay.

Bye. Okay. Our second question comes from Laura. Laura says, My fiance and I have been engaged for a year and together for seven, but I haven't started any wedding planning yet. This is very unlike me because I'm all about weddings and I can't wait to have him as my husband. My dilemma is, should we wait until we can comfortably afford a nice wedding or should we elope and throw a big party when we get back?

She says families don't mind if they elope. Yeah, and that's pretty much. If you don't mind eloping, that's the best idea. I think waiting, you've been together so long now, throw a great party and you don't need a ton of money to have an amazing time. You know, I've been to incredible weddings, parties, celebrating marriage that have been really affordable. And it's just as fun as the million dollar weddings. Yeah. I think if it's, it's usually the woman that's like driving these big extravagant weddings.

So if you don't give a shit, then do whatever is the most affordable. Don't waste your money. You go buy yourself that beautiful, like, $2,500, $3,000 dress. You can actually get them used online now, even the more expensive ones. And then you hire yourself an amazing photographer. And you go elope somewhere where you still get, like, the you saw each other in your wedding outfit. And you got the beautiful pictures that can hang in your house. And you can be like, this is us on our wedding day.

Like, spend the money for that because I think at some point in your life you will regret not having a wedding dress or not having these photos. And then throw the party later. Like, at the end of the day, the only thing I really look back on our wedding is, like, to look at pictures of myself looking beautiful. Yeah. You know? Like, that's really the end. Like, you got married. Listen, I'm happy I got married and it was an amazing party and it was so beautiful.

But there's not many times that I'm like, you know what? I just want to reminisce about the wedding place settings I had. Like, it just doesn't matter. Yeah. So. Or my friends that were there. It's like, yeah. I mean, I love all my friends and I'm so happy they came.

But. Yeah. Okay. Last question comes from. So, Laura's eloping. Okay. Okay. okay problem solved okay last question from sarah we have so many listeners named sarah

it's like half the same sarah sarah is very troubled i know all right sarah says i'm a 27 year old lady ganger and i am tired of online dating it's just scrolling through a bargain bin of mediocrity i agree what do you suggest to help me guys i live in philly which is just a nightmare for men if you need more details just google the mummers and you will get it googling keep going so i feel like am i just in the wrong city uh she says have an idea or just a friend that you can set me up with let me know i don't have a friend or else i would be dating him so yeah not that also maybe don't get so down about the bargain bin

because you're in the bin and you're not a bargain. You know, there's exceptions. And, you know, Jack's also in that bin as well. Okay. Would you like to know what the Mummers are? No. The Mummers is

a parade. No. The Mummers parade is held each New Year's Day in Philadelphia. It's believed to be the oldest folk festival. You can be in one of four categories. comics fancies string bands or fancy brigades i think this sounds fun is this real they prepare elaborate costumes performance routines and movable scenery which takes months to complete this can't be done in clubhouses many of which are on near second street it's like a renaissance

fair the parade is repeatedly critiqued by local residents academics and the media for its racist deception of minority groups which often includes blackface brownface or redface shut up philadelphia is demographically dominated by people of color. The parade participants are almost exclusively from South Philly, a white social group. Ew, gross. So it's like a KKK gathering. I think that... Yeah, it's a no for me. That's a no.

Yeah, no, move. Sarah, is this really where you want to get married and have your family? Oh, shit. New York's so close. Just get out of Philly. Hop, skip, and a jump. Well, I do have to say, because I'm on the dating apps, it sucks, but there are exceptions, like Becca said. I've met so many cool guys

off of them, and you just have to swipe through like a thousand to find one decent person so keep on swiping keep on swiping your ass and your metro card to new york say i get the hell away from the mummers mummer i didn't know that about philadelphia i really i really liked it until it took a 180 yeah i was like oh comics clowns fun and then i was like oh racism maybe not okay that's like a renaissance fair it's like a renaissance fair but with blackface civil war march

ran by the KKK anyway okay well you guys this was a great allegedly wassup we missed Spencer we missed you Spencer Spencer come back

I know you're listening thank you guys so much for listening and thank you so much for subscribing on iTunes and leaving us a five star nice review make sure to follow us

on social media at the lady gang I think our Instagram is looking really hot you can follow at Becca at Jack Vanek or at Kelty Knight congratulations on your

300,000 people and my 60,000 thank you and also back at 700,000 we love you so much and

we have big news coming for you next week yep and see you next Tuesday see you next Tuesday I can miss it

yay yay yay join the lady gang every Tuesday at iTunes and at podcast1.com that's podcastone.com

thanks for listening you