LadyGang - Allegedly Wassa Happening #8

Episode Date: January 23, 2018

The LadyGang gets topical yet again with another edition of Wassa Happening! They talk about everything in the news including: back-ally IUDs on Facebook Marketplace, Brad Pitt casually dating again, January Jones and Bachelor's Nick dating (allegedly), two official new breeds of dogs, Allure magazine's haircut of 2018, Selena Gomez' mom's opinion on Justin Bieber, CVS no longer using Photoshop, a new personality type, and more! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Things are about to change around here. Each week, we catch up with Hollywood's hottest girl posse, Kelty Knight, Becca Tobin, and Jack Vanek. hello hello hello and welcome to the lady gang i just shushed jack like a kindergarten teacher i just want to know everything it's time to start fine um how are you guys well we were okay but now we're a little offended i want our listeners to know that it's 10 a.m i know i was gonna say this is probably the first podcast we've recorded in the morning and i am weird shaking in my boots from so much coffee i might have to run to the bathroom a couple times for the poops oh okay

all right um well on that note it's time for good week yes it is bad week oh no i'll go first i'll go okay okay so my good week is a good week by proxy which is my favorite thing in the world however it's actually somebody else's good week because usually they're like somebody's bad week that i find like joy in so one of the girls that came to the lady hang messaged me after and this is what she said she says good week my best friend and i took an uber to the lady hang last weekend and when we got out at wanderlust phil morris who is the guy who plays kramer's lawyer in seinfeld was waiting for us dressed as santa and gave my friend and i each a bag of one thousand dollars in cash wait what yeah it was like something i guess for uber that they're

doing some secret santa thing and they're just surprising people don't you guys wish we could have gotten that money i know to pay for our event do you remember when i was like no no i'll drive us and we're like should we get an uber to the lady it could have been us damn it it could have been us with a seinfeld tie-in it's just like that would have been like the perfect christmas isn't that amazing and he just cashed like nothing yeah just a bag of cash bag of cash and i'm like that is the best good week i've ever heard in my life i've never won like a random bag of a thousand dollars before i know it was amazing so uh her name is carolina so you had the best week ever um so my bad week what i like sorry i just ate a gummy that's on the table these gummies

look disgusting no no we can't elena saying don't say that australian lady gang we are really not hip to your candy i'm sorry i weirdly like it you do yeah try the banana i haven't tried them really putty they look it's weird we love your tim tams though don't be offended yeah okay anyway But I have to say, I don't like most Australian food. Okay. So. Bad. Rude.

What? Do you? Yeah. Everything just tastes a little off. You're going to get so much hate right now. Oh, my God. We love you, Australia. Jack, continue on in the show.

Okay. So, my bad week. I'm getting my IUD taken out next week because it's just, my body just continually bleeds and it's terrible. so in light of that i found something on facebook that i can do to earn an extra buck after i get it off or get it out oh god there are people on facebook marketplace selling their used ids yeah to like put back in somebody else yeah some girls like this might seem a bit unconventional but i need some christmas money blah blah blah these are expensive if you don't

have insurance they stay good for five years and this was one was only used less than one year it's been thoroughly cleaned and sanitized and i can also help with insertion for an extra five dollars okay no we should not be doing back alley iud insertions not something that you do yourself they're not a diy your vagina is precious and she'll help for five dollars she'll help you put it in for five she said she'll help with insertion for five dollars question how much is an iud like what is the cost to get it put in you yeah like if you go to the doctor like a thousand dollars for the actual little piece well for them to do like the whole process is like you know how much the exact iud is worth i don't know probably like 10 bucks oh wow those are gross like your

insurance i mean if you have insurance it's like 10 bucks but if it's but see i had insurance and it just wasn't covered but that's a whole other story but that's shitty i know so wow yeah what are you gonna do just sell it in the back alley somewhere sell it on the lady gang page yeah somebody needs an iud can i go next because i think yours is such bad luck though nobody you've had a horrible experience no i got the lemon ones are just they're horrible also never use somebody else's used iud that's not something you buy second hand like a louis vuitton purse okay speaking of vaginas okay i really needed i had to use that segue before we start talking about something else it's perfect okay so my good week um i've gotten a few like messages like rant things

here and there mentions where people are like we want to hear more sexy time talk like because we had sex with emily in the beginning of the podcast yeah like we haven't been having much sex lately we have not definitely have not so um i i've decided as part of my don't have boring married people's sex to start getting a little more experimental and i don't mean like i don't mean like anal but like or some like swings like a fun toy so here's the thing i'm like i'm not a prude but i'm very particular about my vagina hence i'm not gonna buy a secondhand iud i got sent a care package and in it is this lubricant

it's called Woo and I tried it because I was looking at it and I'm a little bit like weird with toys and lubes you try a new lube and then you get a yeast infection yeah and some of them are weird yeah that's the thing the reason I tried this is because it's all natural

coconut oil and I read that coconut oil is a natural antifungal it is remember for a yeast infection that's why I thought when i saw it i was like i feel like jack had a yeast infection that was cured by coconut oil so i can surely use this lubricant yeah wait what do you get is it a yeast infection or bv from like not peeing after sex no no like sometimes that's a uti oh uti sometimes if

you're using like a weird like strawberry flavored lube that's like strawberry daiquiri like it like instant fungus that's really yeah ph and i'm just like weird about inserting anything inside of me that's not natural okay zach's gonna kill me um so anyways we you guys are gonna write us and be like i don't want to hear about married people's sex i want to hear about jack's one night stands yeah i didn't mean that i wanted to hear about your sex but i'm gonna talk to you about myself so i tried it and it's like lubricant is really touch and go i love how you're calling it lubricant by the way it's lube darling the lubricant to use your sexual relations lubricant isn't it i don't it's lube okay whatever um so anyways it's like a vanilla essence which is actually really

kind of nice and i felt like i was really branching out without having to be like skanky and gross and i felt like i was like doing a good thing for my body which is probably why i had like better sex but i have to say like here's my tip of the week oh if you're trying to spice things up if you think that you're not like a quote lube girl i feel like you should try it every once in a while because it really does yeah it does enhance the experience for sure well isn't that what sex with emily said she said something like you you can always have more lube like it always makes it better but i've just like struggled so i found a new thing it's my fave woo woo woo for woo do you have a bad week um yeah my bad week is this i was traveling this week and i

have lately i think i've talked about being a little nervous flying like yeah as i get older i just get weirdly nervous well two days before my flight home i had a vivid dream vivid oh no final destination being on the plane sitting next to zach in his window seat like exactly how we fly home and the plane was crashing and i had to look at him and be like i love you and have like final words but the feeling in my dream was so real and then i had to get on the plane and then i was too scared to speak of this dream because i was like if you didn't want to manifest so i didn't tell him but last night we were on the plane and it was a little turbulent and a little scary and we passed the airport and had to turn around so i was like this is i'm psychic and we're

dying so now i don't know what i'm gonna do i think i'm just never gonna fly again you can just like take what do i do where xanax yeah i don't know i will tell you not to get deep but i have a constant ongoing daily same thing but as a wake of this car accident oh my god i have i know exactly where it's gonna hit like it happens every day i think about this car accident and i can hear the crunch and like my body you have that whole reaction but it's not a dream it's just like this vivid this is just your like a daydream like a daydream dream yeah but anyway it's horrible yeah and i'm always like don't i've never talked about it because i'm like if i talk about it then it's real because everything i speak so now you're just talking about it completely publicly with

like hundreds of thousands of people but i do want someone to like i i need somebody to like tell us if i've heard that you can't really be afraid of like the dreams maybe the daydreams that seems weird to me but i have heard that like the dreams are so far from you know what what we should have a flight attendant on my friend melissa's a flight attendant because because i was terrified of flying like terrified had to be on so many drugs yeah and then if you talk to a flight attendant oh yeah they're like also we like you'll feel so safe we should have both of them on to tell the stories because you remember the james franco story yeah taking a shit franco oh yeah taking a paper and a coffee my friend told me that when someone dies on the

plane they cover them with a blanket and then from now on chris and i whenever we get into bed and we cover our faces we go we're doing we're doing a delta wait oh yeah because then they have to just they just sit there like if someone has a heart attack or something and it happens i guess anyway okay that's for another episode but anyway becca's face right now that is the scariest thing ever though because final destination is like my biggest fear i want to cry kelty go i feel really um i'm gonna start with a good week okay okay so lady gang facebook has all these subgroups yeah and i just want to shout out there's a lady gang facebook called lady gang ttc trying to conceive oh yeah oh my god and i'm not trying to conceive but i'm in it because i just i think it's really

amazing. Weren't you not not trying to conceive? I'm not not trying but I'm not trying so I'm not like I don't need to be in the group getting like advice about ovulation and stuff but it's really cute because a lot of times girls I think when you first find out you're pregnant it's like too early to tell your friends and you don't want to like

tell your parents or whatever so you don't have anyone to go to but we're like basically all anonymous so girls are like posting pictures of their like seven pregnancy tests and like you know you can take a pregnancy test and like if you don't take it first thing in the morning sometimes the line

is like really faint and then apparently there's an app that you can put the picture of the pregnancy test in and it will like highlight if it's a real line or a fake line and like and girls are like go get this exact test this digital test and then it's really exciting because like girls will be like do you think I'm pregnant

everyone's like you're definitely pregnant girl you're definitely pregnant and then they have another group called Lady Gang Expecting I think I'm not in that one but So, like, come join us in lady gang pregnancy. So, like, once you are in the trying to conceive and you conceive, then you move to the next group. And then we have, like, a lady gang month. Like, there's just each level.

It's like a whole world. We're not even involved in because we're just cold, hard bitches all alone. But I love that, though, because I'm sure people that are trying to conceive that are having problems, like, either they're friends that aren't trying at all or they're friends with kids that it wasn't hard. Like, nobody understands. So it's probably great to have people that are, like, having the same struggles. It's, like, so uplifting. I was really happy for us. Okay, here's my bad week.

i'm flying with chris which i rarely fly with him unless it's like vacation and we're both flying back in the same place and i for the first time in our relationship saw him fully check out another woman oh yes it was a woman in the airport lounge she was wearing a black yoga pant she was beautiful and um i saw i noticed her first i checked her out and then as she walked by like right in front of us in her tight leggings because I know Chris has a thing about leggings

he like loves them because you basically can see your whole body I watched him watch her and he looked right at her ass do you say anything no because I wanted

to save it for the podcast oh my god so I've waited but I loved him more is that weird no I feel the same way because I realized that he picked me

yeah I've always felt like I picked him but like he looked at my ass and he was like you're the ass I want that's sweet

anyway everybody's gonna look anyway your type i always she's my type yeah i always like judge that i like it if he's checking out somebody who's my type yeah i don't always like it if it's not somebody if it's like some tall leggy exotic woman i'm like shut your goddamn eyes because then i'm like i can't compete with that and in his mind is he thinking i should have chosen which i had that and now i'm just stuck with this but when it looks like me like a little squatty blonde girl like looks like a cheerleader

or a gymnast I'm like oh okay and then I felt happy about my like use of leggings in all areas of my life you are always in a legging if you're not on TV

you're in a legging 100% I'm always in a legging and I was like oh should I get dressed up for the airport and stuff Chris doesn't want to look at my butt

in a jean he wants to look at a legging flying in a jean sounds like an absolute nightmare nightmare anyway

we have to move on oh my god okay this has been way too many good weeks and bad weeks we don't have a guest this week Because guess what?

We're the best guest you can have. No, people actually don't even like it when we have guests. It's true. We're doing an Allegedly What's Happening, and I have curated it to an extreme level. Oh, God. Here we go. Now back to the Lady Gang. We're back.

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brad pitt sources say is casually dating again i love it jack you can date brad pitt he's looking for a lady i doubt it but who is he connected to was it jennifer lawrence that was connected to somebody weird and old or was that him like connected you mean dating like dating yeah is that something that i made up in my brain i've seen lately is like him and jen like jen's choosing between two men again yeah but she's not married so badly that she would get back together with him that would be the best soul full circle moment i want them to have a baby well number one she doesn't want you're you're basically what she hates i know she doesn't want a baby number one and number two justin thoreau is no i know but brad pitt is so hot brad pitt

looks like an old gardening glove that is no i get it such a lot no he has not aged well guys he is old though isn't he like 50 right yeah but so is jennifer aniston and she's aged amazingly jen and fred aniston is way too hot for bad pit now i don't know i think he's forever so hot so you should try to date him is he on raya no i mean not yet not yet but he's casually your name on your coffee by the way j-a-c-k i usually get jaff j-a-f okay most importantly put in like let's say who we think he's gonna date oh yeah let's do it well i'm gonna say jennifer lawrence since i already thought it was happening that's not a bad idea that's not a bad idea and she could be easily fooled by his glove face oh my god is his face gonna be it's pretty wrinkly um it's

gonna be like not a model what about jennifer gardner oh no because addiction issues are she's gonna yeah she's gonna be like now and he has him doesn't he i think allegedly allegedly alcohol allegedly what's happening on the airplane like sober woman I don't know like I feel like it's gonna be someone who's like been sober for many years oh that he like falls in love with because they're both sober now I don't know but what about um is Charlize Theron still single she's dating someone is she I don't know we need to get up on our celebrity dating though I'm so disappointed in us I never he ends up with like a real housewife I'll be upset but I do want to say oh my god okay sorry go ahead i was gonna say speaking of like random celebrities ending up

together did you see that january jones and nick from the bachelor are dating allegedly i think she confirmed it i would believe that that's insane to me i think she's a little off her rocker is she i mean i just i like i mean come on the lady gang about her no here's the thing i don't know anything about her i seriously don't i've never even looked at her in person i don't even really know who she is but she has an essence like a crazy essence like it's something in her eyes that makes me feel like there's an instability there and those bachelor guys they know how to they are they know how to on that like troubled starlet yes nick is it never worked on me because i know the game he's an asshole he's like a real i pompous i totally think so too he's full of

himself for sure he's not even that hot I think he's nice I think he's a six at best in the suit in the professional fame pre-fame was a four I mean he had a very big glow up from the beginning of the bachelor until remember I think he got hair plugs his like 12 siblings and you guys were like that's not who it is it's not the guy with 12 siblings and I was like yes it is he comes from like some family... Does he? Yes. I don't know about that. That's the only thing I know about The Bachelor. This one's for Elena.

The American Kennel Club recognized two adorable new breeds of dogs. The Nerlandese Cudahudaga, looks like Lassie, and the Grand Basset Griffin Verdeen, looks like a beagle with long hair. They are now joining the ranks of the other 190 recognized breeds

of dogs. So are these like... Are they gonna be in the dog shows now? Are they like crossbreed dogs? Yeah, because a griffin, vendine, basset, it basically looks like a beagle, but it's got long hair beagle. Are you looking? Elena's going to show us. I'm bored. Yeah, I'm kind of bored, too.

But that is a cute dog. Okay. That is a cute dog. If it doesn't have a smushy face, I don't care. Okay. Smushy face? Allure magazine has named their haircut of 2018. My haircut.

Yeah. I knew it. It's the blunt bob. Isn't it called a lob? No. It's different. It's shorter. Like Becca's.

It's blunt. I'm a trendsetter, guys. Blunt, blunt, blunt, blunt, blunt. i thought it was called the becca from your note it is oh it is yeah right it's like the jennifer aniston i can't even get the rachel party um do you think that wait do you think that that haircut is coming back since all these other shitty like early 2000s trends are coming back the rachel with the i'm sure it's coming do you did you know it was a trend when you cut your hair like that to be honest with you my hair girl who's coming on soon yes she's coming on the

podcast like i know everybody's like my hair person's the best mine's the best she really is the best and we actually have been like a couple months ahead of what the new haircut is every single time i hate to break it she knows is she like a hollywood hair she she did hollywood and did the celebrity thing in la and then she's like i'm tired i just want like a nice life by the beach and now she's in la jolla san diego and you drive and i drive because she's so she's she it's worth it. Belle Seren Salon in La Jolla. Like, go. Go. Okay. Most importantly, Selena's mom is

not happy. About Bieber? Not happy. Shocking. Allegedly. I mean, I'm not surprised. Are they, like, have you seen dating dating now? Yeah, they're together. Did you see the picture of him shirtless on an airplane reading the Bible? Yes. I think he photoshopped his muscle in that. I was, like,

zooming in, and it was a big bulge. A big bulge. That I don't think he has in real life. Who would be happy that their daughter is dating Justin Bieber? But it's more than that. Like, she allegedly said, you know, it took Selena, like, years to get over him. And it was, like, the worst time in her life. But she also allegedly said that she can't tell Selena, like, she'll, or sources told people, that she can't tell Selena that she doesn't like him because she knows that Selena will choose Justin over her.

But she told this to a news outlet? Well, she didn't say it, but, like, a friend and then a friend told other people. Here's the thing. selena's how old 21 5 yeah 25 when you're that young the first your first love no matter who it is like you think that that is your soulmate you really do believe and that person can treat you like garbage and you still go back because you believe there's like this connection and it's your soulmate and blah blah blah like she's doing what every young girl does it just sucks that it's in the spotlight in the spotlight and it's justin bieber so it's like that girl can't catch a break

she's gonna look back at this and be like like if i had to live out what i did in my like teens and early 20s like relationship wise in public oh my god it would be excruciating like it would be so embarrassing so embarrassing there will also be a point in the next couple years that like i think it's around that age where it's like you date boys you date boys you date boys and all of a sudden you're like we don't want to date a man and this little scrawny twerp is not working for me and that will be the point that she's like holy shit that was embarrassing his basketball shorts will be like and she's gonna meet a man who like ladies just please please meet a man who like doesn't care more about himself than he does yeah like no matter what that means yeah right it's the worst

next cvs you know the drugstore they're no longer photoshopping any of their beauty ads i love oh like so in the store when you're like you know you see like random girl in a white tank top and she's like body wash like they're not gonna but how did you see the photo that they used isn't it the brands that like like doesn't revel there's like that regular branding they did a side-by-side photo of this like beautiful blonde woman who's probably like are you looking it up late 30s early 40s and they showed the photoshop version and then the real version and i think that i didn't we don't realize how it looks exactly the same you did well like little things but they like smoothed out her entire yeah they definitely did this

smooth filter like facetune thing and they made her neck skinnier neck skinnier they also made her arm skinnier if you look at a bigger photo and that's what a lot of things with this photoshop stuff for especially for ads it's always that's not how a computer works guilty it's always so subtle that like you don't notice it until you're looking at something like but we are all being fooled it's the kendall jenner which was on here is the next one with the acne yeah like kendall transgender goes to the golden globes no she goes to golden globes she has like cystic acne like a lot of people including healthy night did in the early 20s and you're covering it up with makeup and it's so shocking because she's been so airbrushed yeah i would have never known this

about her it's true and it's like people have bumps on their skin well it's something that i've really realized i was thinking about it on the way over here because i'm like i need to stop following so many people on instagram because i follow a lot of like stupid instagram models for my business but it still comes up in my feed and i'm like there is something with social media and the fact that everybody facetunes their photos and it really does make yourself compare yourself to these things that you see online i'm like this is so unhealthy because i've never thought so much about what i look like before and i've been so critical about my looks and then like recently because of that kind of stuff it's so bad for you which is actually what i want to give us props in

our photo shoots that we've done for the lady boxes like the couple that we did remember your friend's house we just shoot and then we just pick them yeah do you photoshop them elena i think there's like our pictures you color correct them a little bit yeah but barely like when we took our pictures at my house for the lady box like do we've ever photoshopped them no we don't see i think claire the photographer just like literally is at its light and then that's it it's good yeah anyway no let's talk about the acne what's your worst acne story kendall jenner share your skin when you're so embarrassed i have a i'll have to post this on facebook i've been waiting to do it because my before and after um from the past like couple years before i started getting facials is

like absolutely insane because i had like cystic acne it was so red so irritated like i couldn't wash my face like so everything was horrible and then i have i've had to have gotten extraction facials every single month for the past four years to make my skin like somewhat normal yeah it's like insane yeah wow ouch what's your acne story i just had like really beautiful skin when I was a teenager and then when I turned 18 it went to shit like it was like I mine was adult too and and it was so annoying because you're like oh I'm supposed to like now be an adult and I just my problem is I always have like the same like six pores before my period that always yep I'm right here I'm like it's exact same pore I'm like didn't we figure this out last month that was

really annoying for me and then it was just really embarrassing because like I would be interviewing these celebrities and I'd be sitting there and like you know you have that huge zit and there's something you just like cannot cover and you're like i'm a professional woman but then you just have like this like you know so i've had this recurring underground pimple right on my nose that is so bad it finally went down but it was so bad it was literally deforming my face like my face is already asymmetrical enough and then it made my nose go this way even more into like a big it's the worst big guy anyway nobody's perfect everybody has acne yeah um okay there's a new name of a person not only type a or type b or whatever type r oh that just jumps

you off type r is the new type a resilient it stands for it can accept change failure and disruption i hate that isn't that just a type a quality no type r is like you might not be so anal and so organized but you're really good at getting rejected you're good at getting rejected like becca i would say you're type r for sure but like you never let it stop you i know but i think that is that also just part of the business being well that and like also like not to get too deep here but like the human spirit is resilient like if you look around at all the shitty things people have to go through and they get through it like there's really no other choice like yeah you just have to do it i mean i guess i wouldn't say like the rejection of the acting industry like the

fact that i keep going back and going back is because i'm resilient i think it's because i'm stubborn but i would say like i don't know that's just i think everybody's pretty resilient i think it's like you're either resilient or you're not like you just or you end your life yeah like everybody everybody goes through like shitty everybody goes through shitty shit all the time that's like being human and also like you don't know how resilient you are until your face was something really like terrible or challenging and i think everybody's capable i think everybody copes differently but it's all resilience yeah you do not want me to call you type r i can see that right now and i just i don't find it to be a type yeah it's like it's either you're it's a

quality you have or you don't yeah i mean it's a great it's a positive thing but i don't know if it's like if it's positive but i think everybody has it i think everybody has it i agree okay um celebrity couples chris martin who is one of my celebrity crushes is dating dakota johnson i cannot wait is that the girl that was on the 50 shades of gray yes what oh they were at the beach together thing for like famous women like yeah the spawn of famous people like maybe who's her dad her mom is melanie griffith her dad's don johnson oh and then like when it was obviously was like royalty he like must get off and he dated um no sorry brad pitt dated gwyneth sorry i got confused yeah secrets they had the same haircut secrets um i'm just like what is it like

what dating chris martin well yeah a that's my first question we're never gonna get the answer to that but like you could go watch 50 shades of gray you could literally almost watch like almost a porn of you the girl you're dating if you wanted to it's not they're not great movies but anyway what do you think i mean it's a weird it i would have never put them together it's predictable i guess in the same sense do you think they see the paparazzi when they're the beach like they know they're being followed i think that no i think people that famous like him yeah he doesn't no longer just follow you and it's like they're so far away that like it's very grainy i think that they just get used to people that famous just get used to it and they're like

this is just what it is and i don't think they're phased by it if pictures come out yeah would you date chris martin next yes call me call me oh speaking of flying becca um a british airways business class passenger this is my nightmare got bitten by 150 over 150 bedbugs on a flight to london wait what yeah they were in business class sleeping away drinking their free champagne and getting eaten alive but i like that it was in business class wait also only one person also well other people definitely got the bedbugs but it was probably on the sea yeah that's why there should never be like cloth yeah seats british airways does have cloth seats and it freaks me out disgusting they actually do sell a cover oh that you can like it's like a shower cap for your

seat yeah and you can put it on top of the seat and it's like hypoallergenic if you need that in your future i probably do but i mean you'll never be in business class whatever have you ever had bed bugs no it's my worst nightmare i had bed bugs we're in new york in new york it was like everywhere i feel like everybody had bed bugs in new york no i was staying at a sheraton hopefully you don't want to ever sponsor us for the Rockettes. We were on tour and we were in rehearsal so we were like kind of in this one place for like a while

and I got the bed bugs. I didn't really understand what they were at first because I have sensitive skin and then over time you can tell they're bed bugs because they have two little bites. It's not a single bite. It's like a little trail. They're like a trail and then you see the blood on your thing. Don't they do like the warmest parts of your body?

So like your armpits, your nipples. I had it on my ankles too. Anyway, I took a benadryl at practice and i thought it was a non-drowsy benadryl and it was drowsy and i literally was like on the stairs and i was like and then they were like you're fired next year literally i got fired next year so don't ever get bed bugs to ruin your life next um 50 shades of gray we already talked about it's coming out will you go see it i have to say like i think i'll always watch them eventually i don't know if i'll go to the theaters to watch it wait to 50 shades

of gray yeah sounds like something you like on a plane that's kind of weird i did okay on the plane last night i watched this documentary called the d it was about the deep web and there was a whole episode about bdsm and i'm like this is such a weird thing to be watching on the plane with like children and like people like it was strange they need to really figure out what they're putting on planes it's always so awkward when you're watching a sex scene and you're like the person next to you like watching on your screen with you yeah like this feels weird but i can't stop look away i can't stop it last thing do we want to talk about mark walberg giving the money i have something to say about the situation like that i don't really feel like mark walberg is at fault for getting

paid more than michelle williams it's their it's their representation aren't they represented by the same agency wme i think yeah like sorry get it get your shit together wme okay so mark walberg movie star and michelle williams they both starred in this movie yeah together and which is a great movie by the way all the money in the world right kevin spacey was also starring in the movie and when the whole sex scandal with him happened they had to reshoot the whole movie with christopher plumber i think right instead of kevin spacey right so to do the reshoots they each got a new contract and michelle williams was like i just care about this movie so much i would do the reshoots for free right so she took a thousand dollars in like daily per diem for like food or

whatever mark walberg he was like i'll do the reshoots and you can pay me this much of my salary and he got 1.5 million dollars but did they talk to each other about it no but their agents are the same so the agent they don't have the same agency but they have the same agency so someone at the agency went and negotiated 1.5 million dollars for mark and she got a thousand dollars so it came out that there was like this match she made one percent of the amount of money he made first of all she she did that as like a gesture which is so commendable and that's great and i don't think she's the one expecting anything out of this it's just like the media but like that's fine that was her choice to do it i'm sure she could have gotten the exact same money

but what happened was her the agents should have been like hey guys fyi michelle is doing this mark are you still comfortable asking yeah there's a miscommunication and i bet if they went to him said that he would have been like oh shit i'm gonna look like an asshole yeah i should do the same yeah bad timing these people are so dense it's like they're just trying to get so much money agents like just piss me off so badly they're just trying to get so much money so the more mark walbert gets paid the more they get paid exactly they're not going to try to like save anybody's reputation like yeah mark you should probably do it for free too just like it's good yeah but i do want to say i mean on saturday night live they did they were like why did it take like a week

and like all the public discrimination before you did the thing so he ended up because he shouldn't donating he ended up donating his entire reshoot salary to the times up thing and then people were still giving him shit no no but then william morris the agency that messed up they also gave 500 000 so end up two million dollars went to times up which is great which is great but not necessary for him well here's the thing it looks so bad for him and it's like a public witch cunt yeah and but it's not it's truly not his fault like if you understand how hollywood works that's like someone being like jack i'll give you a million dollars for a t-shirt or one dollar and it's two different sales at two different stores that you have no control yeah no i mean

i was happy that he did it though no it's super great gesture like him donating 1.5 million is like me giving five dollars so it's not that big of a deal right um but yeah it's the premise of it yeah i'd be pissed at my agents if i were mark walberg i would have been like how could you let me look like such an idiot especially in the climate that we're in yeah how could you do that no it's just the equal pay thing has been going on forever in hollywood like this is old news they should have known yeah 100 and he's like a nice guy i've interviewed him before always really yeah he's like really down to earth and like cool he's not someone that i would want to see go down yeah right and yeah it sucks getting stuck in some kind of a web like that when you

didn't do anything but also like good for michelle that's pretty cool yeah for her to not take like anything basically but that's a woman thing though i know i'm like oh don't worry i'll just i don't don't have no trouble like you know what i mean and we have to like learn that we have to be like assertive and or even just ask i guess be like well what's mark doing like yeah yeah anyway okay she just that's her prerogative and she does what she does it's great she also like probably gets paid like a million dollars to be in like one product ad or whatever she's nobody no one's hurting she has a loft in soho or something she's gonna be fine yes she's okay anyway um that's the end of that when we come back i'm really impressed jack knew any of those

i'd back yeah honestly you got really good i didn't know you knew what cbs was i've been to a cbs hey ladies ask the lady gang man we're back and i'm gonna throw in my ad because i don't think i've said it in like six months if you guys want 20 off of jackmanic.com use code lady gang and becca just told me what she wants she has a new t-shirt that says what is the exact wording i don't want to botch it currently unable to give a shit yes our lives story very good should just be like i had actually my one that i would want is um something like that you would want one day like i can't just give you one um it says life's short pet dogs i actually have that in my car it's so cute are you gonna get another dog i went to the um two rescues and i did not find my match

but i am looking good do you want another beagle um nope because i think i'll want it to be hobo and it won't be yeah but i am looking for a small dog and i would like a female and unfortunately it's very sad at the dog shelters just like a lot of pit bulls it's a lot yeah it's not bad all right a lot of happier things our first question our first question comes from doesn't have a name and she says i'm in middle school this girl's a middle schooler yeah what are you doing listening to this i just talked about coconut lubricant don't have sex okay um i'm in middle school and was talking to my friend circle during lunch about who i like my friends were trying to guess who i like and were guessing

random names this one girl who my friends and i know decently well came over and sat with us while they were guessing my friends know that i am gay but she does not i am lucky enough to have good friends who have my back because they told everyone who the girl told that i am not gay wait i don't understand i don't understand they're basically saying they're keeping her secret okay okay um about two months ago my parents found out that i am gay they told me not to label myself before i know for sure and have experiences first blah blah blah i was originally planning to come out to everyone after they found out but i now realize that i'm not ready to yet the problem about this other girl at school is exposing me i plan to come out in one or two

years i don't want to be that person who two years later goes oh yeah i totally lied to you and i've been gay for a long time i only denied it to save my gay ass which i love that please help me what should i do i'm a little bit confused about the question so just because i read it five times so there's a girl she's at school and everyone was talking about who they like yeah and then the girl came over and they were like she was like trying to oust her like she likes girls and then the friends were like no no no she doesn't and then she came out to her parents and they were like just hold on you're young like just just like take a minute and she realized okay i'm not going to come out as gay to everyone i'm just going to like do that for myself the close friends know

but then there's this girl who knows or thinks she knows and it's exposing her and she's worried that like if she waits to come out then in two years everyone's going to hate her because they'll be like you denied it two years ago okay does that make sense yeah yeah thoughts i think don't get too wrapped up in people getting upset with you down the road if you've decided to take some time and not come out right away and give it a couple months years whatever i think the people who really care about you are not going to care if you come out tomorrow or 10 years from now i think you'll be surprised that like i don't think anybody's gonna judge your journey if you do it in the right way which is just being honest and say i wasn't ready i just wasn't ready

to label myself or come out or whatever two years ago when we discussed it so that's your prerogative and you're allowed to handle this in any way that you want to right and yeah it's nobody else's business what your sexuality is and when you decide to tell that to the public like yeah that's just like not anybody's problem at all so yeah i think it's like if you would like to tell people now then tell them now if you'd like to tell them later i don't think yeah i don't think anybody's going to be upset about anything just be honest people are ready too far up their own asses to care people only care about themselves this girl's only harassing you and exposing you for like drama around her life yeah just don't breathe any life into it like what i found is when there's a

lot of drama even if you're trying to stifle it by you actively engaging in it makes it bigger ignore so ignore there's like a lot of strength in ignoring yeah people are going to be assholes about everything so and that's so nice of your friends to have your back i know you have great friends and great parents um okay second question comes from anonymous anonymous says last night i slept over at my boyfriend's place who i've been with for almost three years this morning we wake up and unsurprisingly he asked to have sex a couple times i'm pretty tired so it's easy for me to decline the offer and he has to be at work soon and i'm just not in the mood to rush through sex i decide to stay in bed and scroll through my phone a bit while doing so i start to notice he's

been in the shower longer than usual but i don't think anything of it when i finally get up to use the bathroom he's still in the shower he then proceeds to tell me he just masturbated the rest of the morning is just really uncomfortable mostly for me and i just can't get over it help this is totally fine yeah wait if you didn't want to have sex with him and he needed to get off and let him get off he didn't go have sex with like some other woman he just had sex with his hand i thought she was gonna say she looked through his phone and found him like texting some other girl no i mean whatever he just needed to like get it off people masturbate all the time when they're in relationships i don't think that there's anything wrong it's so true yeah it really is true it's

weird yeah like i'm like oh i'm not in the mood for sex and then chris go to town i'll be like i'm in the mood for me like why why is that because it's different it's a different intimacy like it's different it's like a nice alone time it's not like he's it would be different if he wasn't like trying to have sex with you and then you were finding that he was like masturbating a lot yeah not wanting to have sex yeah he wanted to have sex his first choice was your vagina yeah he just only had his hand and he really needed to get off right yeah it's not like he's like denying you for sex and then like being addicted to porn on the side or something yeah so yeah it happens whatever don't feel guilty either be glad that he takes care of himself

like that yeah my husband just walks around like in a like huff yeah he like pissed off shower and a pissed off drive to work and like takes him a little bit to get over me not putting out I wish he'd go in the shower. Take an extra long shower and have some little rub and tug. Thank you. It's nice. Yes, thank you. Okay, last question.

I was in a relationship for six years with a guy I thought I'd end up marrying. Since breaking up with him, I've dated a bunch, and I'm pretty sure I've just found someone really great that I could have a better slash healthier relationship with. But the sex with my ex cannot be talked. Ooh, after six years. Damn. Don't leave. My sex life with my ex-boyfriend was so insanely good from the first time we hooked up, and we still find ourselves sexting each other about once a week.

Whoa, spicy. Damn, girl. I haven't had sex with anyone that has come close to being as good as sex with him, and I'm starting to feel like I never will. Even when I tell my new lover exactly what I like, it's never the same, and I can't move on from wanting that to be a huge part of my new relationships. Thoughts? Damn.

Holy moly. Six years, and you're still, like, so spicy? so spicy but i have a question are you so spicy because there's an insecurity there or are you so spicy because the rest of your relationship is trash yeah i find that like the worst the unhealthier the relationship is sometimes the better the sex is and it's because it's like you're you're yearning for a connection and like love and love well it's like hate sex is always like your best yeah yeah hate sex is great also like when you're like not feeling secure and you're trying to like prove yourself and sometimes you're like better in bed but i don't know i think

usually too i mean maybe the times that the sex has been so good for me from the beginning has always been one of those like whirlwind in whirlwind out kind of things like crash and burn really hard yeah but six years no i know but like most of the time it takes a while to like get used to somebody and like to figure out what you like and like that communication is so important that i wouldn't not like try to experience new things with new people because you're just like so stuck on that and stop sexting him it's true if you're not gonna be with him that doesn't help yeah give the new people an opportunity i want to know why they broke up i know i want to know why you broke up and she thought she'd end up marrying him yeah i mean married to that and she said she also found

somebody that could have a better slash healthier relationship yeah you never i mean the best sex of your life is always with someone that's not literal trash. Yeah, you should never marry. It's usually the craziest, biggest asshole on the planet. That's also slept with like millions of women. That doesn't matter. But however, it doesn't matter.

But it matters to us. Because also like there's another... How did you learn how to do that? Yeah, exactly. You practiced a lot on a lot of different labias. So many labias. Which is totally fine. But you can

give someone else the opportunity to like get there and you'll be surprised too like if you feel like you're in a better healthier relationship that could lead to a gradual amazing sex life yes it doesn't have to be like water like fireworks and whatever it's gonna be hard for her because she has the nice guy it's not gonna be the same sorry girl sorry you have to choose love or security maybe add some lubricant into your sex life got that coconut lube girl anyway that's the end of the show that was fun um that was fun um do you forget how to end how do we end it no i just wanted to say like 2018 has been great it has been good it has so far yeah just letting you know i've only had like one meltdown so far yeah i feel like it's been good so far okay um

cool just letting you guys nice sweaty balls sweaty balls um thank you for watching the show listening to the show follow us at the lady gang at kelty at becca at jack vanek at elena just kidding she's ugly instagrams you can follow her too she posts mostly pictures of me oh god you're not desperate enough it will never happen no um you can subscribe to us and the big news is is that we are officially on spotify and i listened to our new episode on spotify this week and it is so easy to just go to spotify yeah follow should we apologize for um people saying we screamed through the live event i would have to let me address that well number one we could not hear each other speak at all so i don't even know really what anybody else was saying the next

live event we promise it's not going to sound like screeching kittens in a cage and that's no one's fault literally it was my fault we were all screaming we couldn't hear each other talking and we were like sitting in a row and we couldn't see yeah we need to not send a row we're sorry we hope you enjoyed it though but just have faith in us because it's still it's gonna get it was our first show it was great okay anyway we will see you next tuesday Join the Lady Gang every Tuesday at iTunes and at podcastone.com. That's podcastone.com. Thanks for listening.

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