LadyGang - Allegedly Wassa Happening #9

Episode Date: February 6, 2018

The Ladies are back in the news--but not for any scandalous behavior on their part--to give you their latest take on the hottest headlines, including: The PrattDaddy's new podcast, the possibility of The Hills reunion, Nutella riots, Tom Hardy's newest tattoo, Quincy Jones' multiple wives, Beyonce's earrings, Katie Holmes dating Jamie Foxx, bathroom surprises, and so much more! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey guys, it's your Lady Gang, Jack Vanek, Kelty Knight, and Becca Tobin. Thank you so much for subscribing on iTunes, and thanks for supporting the great sponsors who make it possible for us to have this much fun with you every single week for free. Well, what is this? Welcome to the Lady Gang. That's amazing. Say that again. The Lady Gang.

Things are about to change around here. Each week, we catch up with Hollywood's hottest girl posse, Kelty Knight, Becca Tobin, and Jack Vanek. Hello, hello, hello, and welcome to the Lady Gang. I hope that Elena kept in the giant belch that I just left out. Huge belch. I'm just chugging LaCroix over here. It's aggressive.

Both of your gasps. It makes us so burpy. It's like insane. Like, do you need to come over and I'll just like, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah. Maybe. I need to be burped. It's so good I can't stop drinking, but just very, very bloated. So bloated.

Hi, I'm Becca Tobin, and across from me, Kelsey Knight. Next to me, Jack Vanek. I can't believe I'm wearing a sweatshirt that just says, yes. Okay, let me tell you what it is. It's Wild Fox. So it's comfy. And they did a collaboration with Broad City. Oh, yeah.

And proceeds go to the LGBTQ community. Oh. And this is the softest sweatshirt I've ever put on my bod. Except for my Jack Vanek. Oh, that is soft. Don't do drugs, eat pizza or whatever sweatshirt that I have. That's nice. But I'm more comfy.

I'm just like, you're usually pretty stylish. Okay. Like, I'm wearing a splication shirt, but that's, like, pretty normal for me to be wearing a cheesy, like, but you're wearing a yes sweatshirt. I was home learning lines for two auditions tomorrow. I barely put underwear on today. Anyways, here we are. Question of the day is, what was the last thing you ate? Peppermint patty.

York's peppermint patty in my pocket. I have another one, but it's too crinkly. I hate peppermint patties. I'm not a huge fan. I had a chocolate chip cookie from Jersey Mike's. Sweet, sweet tooths over there. I had a Jones on 3rd Chinese chicken salad. Ooh, they're really good there.

I love a Chinese chicken salad. It's so good. Okay, anyways, on that note. Now that you've had this riveting piece of information about us. I like hearing that. That's a fun question. I think it's fun. Yeah.

Your eyebrows look amazing, by the way. I got them done yesterday. Shout out to Audrey Glass. Amazing. Thanks. Damn it. I need to go see her. They're so fluffy, but there's no hair.

Actually, you know what's crazy? I didn't realize that it wears off like every year. So even if you're scared to do microblading, you're only stuck with it for a year. It's not like a real tattoo. That's the reason why I did it. Yeah. She has your color perfect. Yeah.

Well, she changed the color to match it a little bit better. Yeah. Can I go to her? Go to her. Um, and now it's time for good week. Yes, it is bad week. Oh no. Um, I'll go first.

Okay. Uh, so somebody, you guys might've seen it, but somebody, uh, I think it was on the Facebook group came up with another word. Oh damn it. What is it? Screwveneer. Oh yeah. That's a good one.

Screwveneer. Isn't that so good? It is so good. After you have sex with somebody, you take a souvenir from their house. Have you ever done that? Uh, like with like a random, like an STD. that is the ultimate screw in here

and it's a surprise screw in here too surprise you've crabs I heard Derek Jeter used to have like gift baskets for people he had slept with like a plan B no like when you did like a walk of shame in the morning he'd be like take something from the gift room because he had like so much free stuff

I heard that Leonardo DiCaprio just has a whole like closet full of those cheap sweatsuits like that you get at like Target or something you know like just for the morning after yeah for the walk you can't like really like if there's a paparazzi it's not like that embarrassing because it looks like they're going for a job in all sizes you would think whoa you would think leo would like go for like a juicy couture no way lady to

like walk of shame and style i wish it said like leo's girl on the back or something but yeah oh my god property of leo yeah yeah that's a great word that's a screw veneer from leo but i don't think i've ever taken a screw in here um my bad week is this i was eating lunch and or at a restaurant i ordered avocado toast i sat down and i see from the kitchen the server coming out holding my avocado toast on a plate and i look at his face and he's like so you could tell he was so over the day and he like lets out this like oh no spit everywhere spit and it like landed on my avocado toast i'm sure did he notice he did that no did you say anything no i'm so uncomfortable in those situations like what am i gonna and also it's like i think that the server

let out a sigh that some saliva got on my avocado toast like that's yeah like what do you say so i kind of barely ate it i am a savage and i still kind of ate it but i just feel like you know at fancy restaurants how they have the covers on your food or room service? There's a reason for that. Can't we always have that? You don't know what kind of random things are landing on your food between the kitchen and the... That's how I felt after that. I felt like I just

discovered something horrible. So I want to do a petition to get people to carry those entree plate cover bullshit things at every restaurant. It seems like such a waste of space. $9 avocado toast, $15

sterling steel plate. They can reuse them. I don't care if it's a paper towel. I'm telling you. They just seem hard to store. When I used to work at the pizza store, little seizures. Shit happens, right? No, you don't even wash the pans.

I'm sure that there's way worse things happening in the kitchen than there is between the kitchen and the table. What do you think happened when they took that avocado out with their own hands and they didn't wash their hands after they pooped? And then just licked it. All right. Okay, great. And also, it's good for your immune system to have all those germs in you. Also, I just don't want to see it. I don't want to see it either.

and it's like sometimes when there's a hair in my food I just like take it out and pretend I didn't see it I'm like well you know what it's not killing me it's all the world I wouldn't have known the difference it takes a lot to like gross me out to not eat something yeah you still ate the spit avocado yeah I did I wasn't happy how do you go okay I'm going next

okay um so bad week first I was on an airplane in business class as I am usually and sitting next to me my side by side pod I was at the window is like a young guy like 15 years old probably you know but like one of those 15 year olds it's like super tall like definitely plays basketball but as like a size 12 shoe but like

it's young right also why is he in business class well because he's traveling with his family which adds to the story so he sits beside me and he's like trying to be cool like yeah i'm in business class baby and i'm like okay and i'm like i don't like she's like i hear every week i'm like every name concierge key okay um anyway so you're so relatable then we're like no we're up in the sky and like this lady comes by go on airplanes yes no we've taken off you know lift off we had lift off blast off and this the dad of this kid comes down and you could tell the kids kind of like disappointed in his family for like coming by because you like Was he trying to impress you?

I think he was trying to fool me to thinking like... That he was like traveling by himself and he paid for his ticket. But you didn't. So dad comes around and he's like, hey, buddy, you okay? You okay? You comfortable? You good? Good?

Good? And he's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like, okay, make sure you eat something. Make sure you eat something. And then he leaves. And I'm like, oh, that's so nice. Nice, dad. And then the food arrives and the mom comes from the front of the plane back to Ponyboy's

seat to which she leans over his tray opens his bread and begins unwrapping the butter to butter his bread for him yes during the dinner 15 like or older could be 16 17 i mean this was like a man child like college i don't know like he was huge he was a big man like a man baby wait were his parents not sitting in business class yeah they were but they were like in row seven and That we were in row 10 or whatever. So he comes back. So like old enough to have grass on the field. Old enough to have had sex.

Okay, great. A hundred percent. There's grass on the field. Does grass on the field mean pubic hair? Okay. There's grass on the field. So she's buttering the bread and then she goes in to cut his food. No, you're joking.

I'm not joking. It gets even worse. So he cuts the food and she's like, make sure you eat something. You okay? Do you want something to drink? Do you want something to drink? And I'm like, holy shit, what is happening right now? Like what planet am I on?

like oh my god so then she goes back and sits down he eats his food he watches his movie he falls asleep were they jewish does his mom tuck him in no no no because this reminds me of my whole family okay so then so then we're sleeping on the plane and then it's time to land right and he will not wake up so the mom comes back and she's like time to wake up time to wake up you gotta get you gotta get up gotta get up honey and so he's like and she's like do you want something to eat do you want do you want a croissant i had them save you a croissant she walks to the galley of the plane and she was like i'll have the croissant now they're literally trying to land the plane like the women you know they're going around picking up the headsets and like and she

like comes back butters a croissant and he eats it as we're landing getting a lot of buttered things i'm just saying like this is why there are no good men in the world like you want the girl you date to be your mom like if you're old enough to pee by yourself you're old enough to butter your own toast yeah that's insane that's anyway it was absolutely crazy it was aggressive and it was a real wake-up call to me to this millennial generation of gen zexers and like how much trouble our young ladies are in it's a gen zexer whatever the generation after millennials gen z or whatever i don't know what it is anyway i'm not in it i'm a millennial but i'm just saying i was like anyway i was pumped okay um good week becca took your advice what woo for play you know that

I always you're singing today is just so weird you know I get a yeast infection when I look at a penis yeah so I was very intrigued when you were like doing the thing and then they gave us some to do the giveaway yeah and like I know you gave away two sets or whatever right they actually sent three and I stole the other one and took it home you're welcome sorry lady gang um it was wonderful it was really good and you know what I'm like a lube connoisseur are you are you there's two kinds of people in the world there's people who buy their lube online like special like this is the lube i like and it comes to your house and there's people who get like the astroglide at cvs in a last minute like ditch to have a wet vagina yeah i am an orderer i take wow shocker i

take shocker i take pristine so anyway move for play it was delicious this coconut lube um becca told us all about it we're doing giveaway right right now uh okay if you missed out you missed out but um it's it's this really great coconut lube and coconut's good for you and it like did not give me yeast infection i had tons of sex so good job killing two birds with one stone and then you don't have to like stick the coconut oil up or whatever yeah you just stick it up and then have sex anyway i think we were gonna try to get them in the box i hope yeah that would be great yeah fingers crossed fingers crossed vagina lips crossed although i do want to say just like one more thing is your vagina like hanging down like gravity wise like your boobs would

no i feel like i'm getting floppy okay i know you've talked about this many times you can get laser down there. I know. I get laser hair removal. Do you think it's a rejuvenation laser? No, that's not it. No, it's different. But I don't think there's like enough Yeah, I don't think there's enough like Who cares, right? No, also people have hanging vaginas

anyways. But it's not the inner. No, I know. It's not the meat. It's the out ones. It's the outer. No, I know, but people have, like some people have that naturally that aren't even. Becca just stood up and like touched her own vagina to see how meaty she was. I mean, I just don't know how it could droop. I, I, I, like anything else

in life it's like some are like tight up here listen i'm not gonna draw it i'm gonna just think about anything on your body aging and no i know but like it's kind of like how girls are okay so listen i think there's some that look like this oh and then there's some that are like this that's just in general vaginas i know and i think i'm like okay anyway anyways okay nobody can see your drawing don't worry you're not missing anything okay jack okay speaking of vaginas it's the lady gang so how many men are still listening zero one of my work guys was like i'm totally in the lady gang i'm loving it really well two of my best guy friends listen yeah um okay so speaking of vaginas i finally got my devil iud removed i feel like a new woman i should have i could

have made 40 dollars no sadly they didn't give it to me however number one it is way bigger than you think it is how they look like it's like two inches big like that's a lot for a foreign object to be shoved into your vagina and just sitting there for a while do you feel better i felt immediately better immediately it wasn't it was uncomfortable and like kind of painful but like nowhere near the pain that it is getting inserted which is like the worst pain and they did it during a pap smear it was easy whatever congrats mazel tov thank you i feel great um does it give off hormones or just blocks? Not the one she had.

I had the copper one. Mine's like localized hormones, like the lowest. Yeah. You have the rats. Can we forget? Skylar. Well, I'm not really having sex. I am a born-again virgin.

Congrats on 2018. That's hot. Yeah, but when I do start having sex, I want to use that lube again. You can use it with a vibrator. You don't need lube and a vibrator. No, you don't. No, you really don't. That's like overkill.

You just didn't want her to feel left out. I know. I appreciate that. It's friendship. I'm so sad and alone. Okay, so my good week kind of transitions into my bad week. So I get my IUD removed, and she's like, you can't put anything up your vagina for two days. So I was like, okay, but I'm on my period.

Damn, not even these golf balls? That I have in my pocket just for, you know, fun time. So I was like, well, I'm on my period, so I need something to help my blood from flowing out everywhere. Thank you. We didn't need that. Is that what happens in your period? Blood falls out? Wait, what?

Very descriptive. What are those flip flops you just pulled? Well, I broke it. Ew. Oh, my God. What? Get a new pair. What the?

Oh, my God. It just broke the top part. No, you look like you belong on a carnival cruise ship and your name is Jed and you wear jorts. Why do you have those flip flops? You look like you're like a drifter in Venice. They're comfortable. What the fuck?

They're so old. What's wrong with them? I'm not buying you a pair of flip flops. No, no, no. What part is upsetting you? The whole part is upsetting. Those are just black. No, I wouldn't even wear those in a shower.

These are black flip-flops. How old are they? Oh, my God. There's a piece of string hanging off. We're taking a picture of these shoes. I like how you called me out on my sweatshirt. You guys, I'm not buying any clothes this year, so I'm stuck with these flip-flops unless someone gifts me a pair. I'm going to gift you a pair of my old flip-flops.

That will be ten times better than those. I would have rather looked down and seen a platform Steve Madden, like, vintage flip-flops. Ah, loved those. Okay. Oh, my God. Just another flaw, ladies and gentlemen. And why were you holding it in your hand? Because it broke just now, and I was like, oh, my God, I think the toe thong part of my flip-flop broke, and I'm going to have to get a new pair.

Elena, how did you let her wear those? I didn't know she was wearing those. It's a shock to everyone. She said, I didn't know she was wearing those. That was disgusting, and you know how much I hate anything to do with feet, too. I'm going to send them to you. Happy birthday, Jack. And mail them to a Lady Gang member.

Eloise. Remember Eloise? Please enjoy these flip flops. Instead of mailing poop, we're mailing old, Kelty's old shoes. You know what? Honestly, I'm pretty famous. It probably smells just as bad. I've been asked for my shoes before for charity, so.

What, to some creepy guy? Next time the charity that's like, can we have a pair of your signed shoes, want something, I'm going to send these. Sign them with like one of those silver Sharpies. Glamour. Okay. okay anyways we've really gone off the rails so my id gets taken out i can't wear a tampon so i'm like do you have a pad i guess so she brings i haven't worn a pad by the way since

my first period i've ever had she brings in a pad and is the biggest pad i've ever seen it's like a fucking diaper and i am wearing a thong and leggings so and that was the day that we went to the beauty expo this is i was going to meet becca and elena at the beauty expo after because we're looking for lady gang stuff so i was in a hurry could not stop at a cvs and try to find those fancy thong pads so i'm like you know what i'm gonna jimmy rig it into my thong and hope for the best so i kind of like you know put it around and i'm like you know hoping i don't like bleed everywhere so it's fine we go to this expo and then i have to pee so like really bad so i go to the bathroom and i go to like pull my pants down somehow one of these little sticky things get

stuck on the inside of my butt and i rip off no joke a piece of skin from my butt no like the wing part yeah there was a wing situation because i tried to wing them but because there's nothing to wing onto it just stuck into the inside of my butt cheek i've got feeling um it's not good yeah it's it's not the best down there too yeah it's in the middle of your butt pads yeah so that was fun keep it dry yeah keep it dry girl keep it dry good luck well i'm happy for you this is fun oh my god yes when we come back we're going to talk about spencer's podcast and more allegedly what's a happening okay what's going on now here's the lady gang okay we're back this is allegedly what's a happening number nine i can't believe we've only done nine of them i know i

feel like all we do is talk about things i know it is a podcast first topic spencer pratt started a podcast and he did not immediately invite us has he had guests yes he had kristin cavallari last week oh well she's a big get can i can i just say how are we not scheduled though how how did he not reach out and say spencer in eight weeks i want to have you on after all my big gets come out wait can i just say that you misspelled kristin cavallari's name as kristin calamari where right there calamari i know let's call her that from now on nico spaghetti and calamari well she said on the podcast she'd be down to do a hills reunion which is like the actual newsy part of the

allegedly what's happening i want that i feel like it'd be so boring brody boring no it's hot it's like the when they're doing the jersey shore reunion when everybody has kids like nobody gives a shit about you raising your kit i mean i want to watch it the jersey short or the hills the hills i mean spencer would make it good but are you so you're not mad sponsor spencer has not asked us to be on the lady gang no do you boo yeah whatever you know what i mean oh i'm pissed we're too busy anyways i already wrote him and said congratulations on the podcast when do you want the lady gang to come on and he wrote me back like ha ha ha like he didn't even write me back like yeah we should definitely do that like i'm not taking guests wow spencer we're not inviting you on again and i know

you're listening what if it's because like heidi secretly hates us there's no way have you listened to spencer's podcast she's like jesus reincarnated she's like everything is fabulous i love really is the podcast good yeah it he needs some work to be honest well so did we when we started yeah exactly and probably still yeah we need work now um okay uh an emotional support peacock was denied being able to fly this week that is insane that somebody would think that they could fly with a She's ruining it for all of us. You mean your fake emotional support animal? Mine's legit now, bitch.

I paid the big bucks. I got a legit letter. I'm no longer breaking the law. Yes. But no, it's ruining it for everybody. There's a lot of different things that people want emotional support. Like animals that they won't try to get on. I get it, but why do you have to travel with a peacock?

Do you think that peacock wants to be on a plane and go to wherever else where you're going? Are peacocks even legal animals to begin with? I don't know. I mean, I saw them at the Playboy Mansion, but I guess he probably... But they have a lot of exotic animals there. It's true. I think they are. My uncle, who's now passed away, thank you, Becca, was a peacock farmer.

So gassy. He had a lot of peacocks. So I don't know what that means, but... Did they get this... Okay, if the peacock got onto the flight, did it have its own seat or was it sitting in a cage? Well, that's... No, not a cage. Emotional support is you don't have to have them on.

So does it sit in a seat? Because it's too big to sit under. It would poop. It would poop. I don't think they're trained. Here's the thing. They're big. Also, like, they're as big as Becca.

I know. I feel like. They're, like, huge. You should. She bought the seat next to her. Oh, she bought the seat next to her. Thank you, Elena. But does the peacock sit in the seat?

But who's the poor person who has to sit in the seat next to the peacock? Maybe they're in business. Oh, Jesus. What if the peacock needs to walk around? Where was she flying? Because she's not driven. Or what if the peacock freaks out? This seems weird.

But anyway. I have so many questions. I could go on forever. I mean, yeah. Next piece of news. Yeah. Nutella is discounted in France in a chain of French supermarkets. And shoppers caused violent scenes because they're trying to grab this bargain.

So there's a 70% discount on Nutella. It was normally $4.50, and then it was $1.40. $4.50? Yeah. That's not how you say it. No, $4.50. $0.50, yeah. And then it was on sale for $1.40, and police were called when people began fighting and pushing each other.

And I quote, they are like animals. A woman had her hair pulled. An elderly lady took a box on her head, and another had a bloody hand. Jeez. God, I just don't. There is nothing in life that I would scramble to a store to get a discount on. And certainly not Nutella. I mean, it's delicious, but like.

How do you eat Nutella? How don't I? A crepe is my favorite. Ooh, like a banana and Nutella crepe. do you ever just take a spoon and just like yeah for sure like eat it like ice cream spoon it what isn't even is nutella it's hazelnut yeah but just hazelnut i don't like hazelnuts but i like nutella there has to be something cream sugar wow we were dumb okay morons so tom hardy got a tattoo on his bicep and it says leo knows all like leonardo dicaprio because when they were filming

the revenant remember that oh didn't they have a bet and leo bet him and said you're gonna get nominated for an oscar and when you do you have to tattoo whatever i want on you and tom hardy was like yeah fine deal so he got nominated for an oscar and they finally made good on the bet and leo picked leo knows all and it's giant and it's right on his bicep like you can see it in every paparazzi picture i love that also only an oscar nom not an oscar win yeah you didn't have to win just enough that seems like a sad not sad bet but like oh you only got nominated for an oscar wouldn't it be like nice if it was a win and then you had to get the yeah i feel like i would have done it for a win yeah yeah not a nom not a nom everybody gets nominated for an oscar he's hot

he is hot he's so hot jamie dornan said that his wife hasn't seen any of the 50 shades movies because he doesn't want to pay for a ticket wait what jamie dornan mr gray go to a premiere she hasn't seen any of the 50 shades movies that's a lie that's a lie he doesn't want to pay for a ticket this but like do you think that's him just being snappy because he doesn't want to get the what's your wife's reaction to seeing you like go down on another woman there's like so many other excuses they could have had then he doesn't want to pay for a ticket he's rich is he rich i would assume i can't imagine they're paying him no here's the bank for 50 shades of gray the first movie the reason charlie hunnam turned it down allegedly was because they only offered him like

a laughable amount on the first movie. Next thing. Quincy Jones, you know, famed music producer, is 84 years old and he was asked

in an interview and he said he has 22 girlfriends all over the world ages 25 to 42. He has a girlfriend in basically every city. They all know

about each other and they're totally fine with it. So, but are they all faithful to him and he is faithful to the 24 of them? 22 of them?

i have no idea how it works are they just like hook up but i've heard of this like i heard pitbull allegedly has like a wife girlfriend in every city like he has like a miami wife and la wife and like a new york wife seems so exhausting it does seem exhausting geez seems exciting if you ask me really you ready no but like i get it not from the girl's perspective because i feel like that's kind of weird because it's like what do you do when they leave yeah are you like texting Or is he texting 20 different people? I don't think anyone's pining away for Quincy Jones at this point. They're probably just like, ooh, free dinner.

Ooh, fun things. But also it's like the Hugh Hefner question. At 84, is he like boning these people? No way. And even if you are, it can't be like a good bone. It's got to be like a very, like there's sciatica. I bet they're just like, there's cracked hips. I bet she's just prancing around nude in front of him or something.

Yeah, some naked stretching. There's definitely gifts being exchanged. This one's for you, Jack Vanek. A man went to the bathroom and something started squirming out of his butthole. He ended up pulling out a five and a half foot long tapeworm out of his botthy and he blamed it. He blamed it on the fact that he ate raw salmon every day. I mean, I'm sure that's how he got it. That is the most disgusting thing I've ever heard in my entire life.

To pull that out yourself? Yeah, he wrapped it around a toilet paper roll and took it to the hospital. Ugh. There's worms in us right now. All of us have them. I saw the picture. But not that many worms. I saw the picture of it.

You did? Mm-hmm. How girthy was it? Super skinny. And that's what I was confused about. I thought that when a tapeworm's in your body eating off of your food or whatever, that it gets fatter. No, it just gets longer.

And it's small and flat. Yeah. Oh, really? I didn't realize that it gets skinny. It's skinny and long as opposed to... It's like a piece of scotch tape. I did? Ew.

elena's showing us a picture toilet paper oh my god no i can't imagine no can't imagine doing it yourself number one that's like the creepiest thing in the world you're just like pulling this thing out of your butthole that's like american horror story it is oh my god would you rather just leave it in there and have a doctor like have the doctor like knock me out and do it isn't there something when i take that off my instagram i'm like that actually doesn't sound I'm like, what off your Instagram? I took a picture of this and I'm like, surprise, this wasn't me. But it was just it could be you.

You eat a lot of sushi. Yeah. But he said he ate salmon sushi every day. He loves it. Yeah. But where's he eating it? First of all, if you're in the prairies and you're eating sushi, no, no, no, no. It's not sugarfish.

Prairies. In the prairies. Like, I'm talking like middle of Canada or middle of the U.S. Like, if you're in Arkansas and you're like, let's go for sushi. If you're not in your body of water. Exactly. Yeah, the salmon sushi that's been sitting around for a week. Of ocean water.

Don't do it. Okay, next. Beyonce at the Grammys, those earrings were worth $6.8 million. A, do you believe it? B, were they just cubic zirconia and she said they were worth $6.8 million? Were they big diamonds? Yeah, they were like, didn't you see them? It was a foot of diamonds.

How dare you? I don't either. Did you see the earring, Mel? No. Elena, show them the earring now. Thank you. $6.8 million. Why is it that I automatically don't care when we talk about the same?

well i thought you might care because i led me into another story i would be so nervous about wearing that much jewelry that was like borrowed because if you lose it like i know oh wow those are pretty cool i mean not that i could ever afford them however they're kind of sick i mean say something nice becca i don't like jewelry but in the grand scheme of like flashy insane seven million dollar jewelry i like it okay when i was on the carpet at the grammys i saw pink and she was about to walk the red carpet she's so amazing and she realized at that moment before she went to walk the carpet that one of her earrings like she had these big black long kind of diamondy black diamond earrings she only had one in her ear and her whole team was like

where's your earring and she was like what what and she like shook her little feather dress and they were like looking on the carpet and she and she literally was like damn it we gotta find that i can't afford that earring because she'd borrowed it you know anyway i don't think she ever found it I one time got accused of losing a diamond ring that I wore on a talk show, but I never even wore the diamond ring. And somewhere in transit, like between stylists and assistants and all those things, it got lost. So it got lost before it got to you? Yeah. Or it got lost when it was returned.

Did you have to pay for it? But they like tried to get me to pay for it. And it was really crazy. How much was it worth? A couple thousand dollars. But in my mind, I was thinking, why does the company not insure stuff like that going out? You know what I mean? Right.

Because people lose shit all the time. Yeah. And then I learned my lesson that I'll never borrow super expensive jewelry unless I know that it's worth it, too. 12 camels were disqualified from a Saudi Arabian beauty contest for using Botox. And guess what? There's a 28-day festival, and the winning camel gets $57 million. dollars so the pressure to cheat can be very intense where do you find these articles i'm telling you this is the news of the week allegedly what's happening it's like would you it's like

racehorse would you give your camel botox jack where are they giving it to them in their face i think in their face so that they're beautiful because it's an arabian beauty contest for camels 57 million where they're so rich over there like they have so much money i feel like that has to be some sort of animal cruelty maybe it's nice maybe your camel's like oh my god thank god i don't have my 11th camel she would love to be entered into a beauty contest i would love it and all the botox you wouldn't even have to wear fake lashes because their lashes are so long okay next katie holmes and jamie foxx you know how they've been like dating forever but never admitted it allegedly no they finally were seen like together and then at the clive davis grammy

party he like called them on he was like why are y'all sitting at two different tables everybody knows you're together and they sat at the same table so they're together do we like them as a couple i do i like i never knew they were dating but i like them separately or as a couple no it's a couple it's a surprising couple yeah yeah but i feel like it's been a thing for a long time now why were they not wanting to make it public does anybody know the scientologist probably come get him get her i don't know does she worried about that i don't know when is she gonna do a freaking an interview oh my god honestly i just go on leah remini's should be killed or something i bet to tell me everything i want nicole kidman and katie holmes to sit down beside each other

oh my god let it loose god knows the shit that they know they know so many things do you think they'll like event like on their deathbed or something say something like i don't think so you don't they have to they share children i think that's why they may may never they may ever do it but i think but aren't nicole kidman's kids that she shares with tom cruise estranged from tom cruise from nicole they don't talk to her i think are they scientists i don't know oh i think so yeah i think so but we don't talk about religion but anyway live your best life scientologists you do yellow you do you actually there's no way that they would ever listen to i'm not a chance okay next um you know how in new orleans when you go for mardi gras you like

get the beads and you show your boobs. Yeah, yeah. Well, they did like a clean out of the sewer system and they found 46 tons of beads in the storm drains. Way to go, New Orleans. Way to be a, wait, what's the word? Green? No.

Yeah, but littering. Well, my brain does not work at all. That's not a good headline at all. But that is crazy. Think of like just being like the Ninja Turtles and going down in the sewer. Have you guys ever done that? Shown your boobs? I used to have a song in high school called, put your titties on the glass.

Nothing is less flattering than seeing titties pushed up against glass. Wait, you made the song up? Yeah, like when you first got your cars and your friends had cars for the first time and you'd drive downtown, but you weren't old enough to do anything. You'd just drive around. We used to just lift up our shirts and put our boobs on the glass for the next door person in the whole life. And we'd be like, put your titties on the glass. Oh my. I definitely never heard of that.

Are you so glad we're friends? I showed my boobs spring break. You did? Mm-hmm. Not in New Orleans. Senior Frogs or something? Senior Frogs. No, I was down in like the armpit of America, Panama City, Florida.

Nice. And it's like. Lots of neon. Oh, God. There's so many jorts. A lot of flip flops like the ones you're wearing. I'm sure my first kiss down there was with a guy wearing those flip flops. There probably is.

They're probably the same flip flops that Kelty's wearing. Yeah. But I did show my boobs. I've never shown that. Did you feel good? I felt pretty liberated. I gotta be honest. but i think about it and i was 15 and i i don't think i had anything happening at that point

yeah that's like you have like mosquito bites yeah no but they're so beautiful and like they were probably really beautiful yeah like pink okay um jenny mccarthy uh in an interview said she thinks ari the bachelor's a snooze fest jack what's your opinion um i am two weeks behind however obviously you're not riveted to tune in every week no well i've just been too busy and i haven't had like i'd like to like have a whole thing with a situ or with sushi and like a tape worm and all that kind of stuff um i think that he's too normal and i don't think that like i feel like he feels uncomfortable with all the attention and the cameras and so i just don't think that he's a good bachelor and i also read the spoilers and holy moly shit gets wild so if you think he's

a snooze fest it's gonna get crazy so he might not be what a snooze don't say the spoilers no i'm not gonna say the spoilers but the the season will not be a snooze fest i'm gonna tell you something i know that after the emily season he was like stalking emily like he was showing up in charlotte at her house with like letters and stuff i think that's out there yeah he like loved her like when she didn't pick him she was the best she was beautiful the weirdest thing well not she's like dolly parton of bachelorettes she is um what he said that's kind of odd is that he said he's never been in love since that season which is like five years ago and he's had many girlfriends for like multiple years i'm like how shitty must that feel as an ex-girlfriend that he's dated for

years that he says he never loved her how shitty do you feel if you're the girl he was dating and then got off of the bachelor and dumped her for the show yep amazing did he do that yes he had a girlfriend and he was like i'm gonna be the bachelor um also i don't like his haircut i love this i think he's so hot like he is so hot to me he's tall he's like salt and peppery he's so hot no no what do you think i've seen i haven't seen a picture of him in years i thought he was hot when he did the bachelorette he just looks like that but with gray hair yeah i thought he was cute i thought he was hot until he kept the girl that was like 15 around like that to me i was like uh-uh you know that's a bad picture of him get it he looks like he's

like 65 and he looks like he's a wax figure and the death is a really bad photo but he is he is cute he's hot he's attractive he's not hot for me i don't know but if he's a snooze fest then no i'd still vote him um okay next last thing sarah jessica parker said that like her secret to marriage is spending a lot of time apart from matthew broderick what do you think i didn't know i think it's like to each his own i think some people it's great and then other people it could probably tear your marriage apart yeah i mean how much time do you like to spend with your significant other when you have one with my significant other that i don't have i don't honestly ever get sick of spending time with zach but i will say i appreciate the times that i'm

like alone by myself yeah but yeah i feel like it yeah it depends i definitely am happy like i don't i don't enjoy being home and he's when he's traveling but if we're both traveling it's fine it's the person who gets left at home and then when i like went and shot something in canada and zach was at home he's he was like this totally sucks because the other person's like experiencing new things and meeting new people and you're home yeah house just sad alone see that's my favorite i love when chris isn't home and i'm just in my house alone yeah but like for a night no for my whole life oh really for as long as possible when chris no one year like many years ago when we were in an old house chris went and climbed mount everest this was before the podcast

and he was gone for 18 days through holy through christmas and new years and everything and i was alone the whole time and everyone my family my friends everyone was like this is such bullshit it. I can't believe Chris left you all alone during the holidays. And I was like, I've never been happier. Like Christmas morning, I woke up and I was like, let me eat cereal in my bed and then watch movies by myself and eat guacamole without having to share. Like I was so happy. I've never been happier. I didn't miss him at all. Like 18 days. He called me on Christmas day from the top of base camp. And his voice was really high and squeaky. Cause like when you get up there, there's no air and he's like, love you. Yeah, I made it. And I was like, oh my God,

I love you. And I missed him for like five seconds and then as soon as I hung up the phone I was like, freedom. Oh.

Freedom. And then he came back and I was like, I missed you so much. I mean like, I miss him eventually but I never can get enough time alone.

I hate people. Well you also spend around people 99% of the time. That's the problem. But you love an alone time. Okay,

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If you guys want 20% off jackvanek.com, use code LADYGANG. I hope it still works. Okay. Our first question comes from Anonymous. Good job at people being anonymous because we will say your name and maybe you will get in trouble. Anonymous says, how do I break up with my boyfriend of four years? I'm 24 and I'm just not happy in our relationship anymore. I tried to end it already, but my boyfriend promised to make some changes.

He has, but I still feel like I don't want this relationship. he thinks we'll be together forever how can i end it without being a complete selfish bitch i've only ever been dumped um so becca why don't you take this one oh he seems to be good forever um you gotta rip off the band-aid i think in these situations if you're too gentle um like you can easily be talked back into it and that's obviously what has already happened you have to rip off the band-aid you have to be like i've made the decision i'm so sorry this hurts me so much but i can't you don't want to be with me if i don't want to be with you yeah like that's just this is for you as much as it is for me and you guys are

24 or you're 24 i'm sure he's around the same age um unless your boyfriend is what's his face ari no he's 87 oh okay quincy jones quincy jones he's 84 just wait for him to die babe yeah um no so you're young and and it the i know it it sucks but the people that i've broken up with i actually have to say i always feel like oh my god i just to break someone's heart no one ever really heals from that they'll never get over that they'll never get over me and while it does take a really long time especially long for me all those people are in beautiful relationships now some of them have children some of them are married like and they are probably thinking thank god that psycho bitch becca tobin dumped me because i'm so happy that will be him one day one time i was getting

dumped and like i was like it was like the day after like so the original dump happened and then we met up at the again the next day to talk about the dumping because like i'm that pathetic and like i remember he was like it's just not gonna work out like you deserve someone better which is like the excuse i hate the most and then i was like i just don't believe you don't want to kiss me right now that's what i said to him i was so pathetic did he kiss you no he was like it would make it everything too complicated and i was like oh my god i was the i'm the worst i'm the worst at getting broken up with thank god i'm married um i the most pathetic i had a situation similar to this at the same age and it's like there's something about your mid-20s for me it was 25

I think that you kind of start thinking about your future for the first time and I was in a relationship and a friend had said something to me about like oh do you think you're gonna marry the guy and it was just like oh my god this is the first time I've ever thought about marriage oh my god this guy's not right for me and I had to do the same thing like you just have to if you know it's not right prolonging it for any longer is gonna hurt the person 10 times more so rip off the band-aid stand your ground i had my ex-boyfriend like come show up at my house a few times and you just have to be like i don't want to be with you anymore and then pull them out like a tapeworm and flush them and wrap them around a toilet paper okay second question comes from kristin

kristin kristin says i'm the newest member of my friendship group i wasn't really a part of it until a few years ago recently my friends have been hanging out without me which i totally understand but last week i asked if the group wanted to go to school to a school what is this whatever a school event and they said no because they had to work on the night they all went to the event without me and were snapchatting me the whole night am i being paranoid overreacting or do my friends generally not want to hang out with me she's scottish it's a kelly oh it's a scottish dance kaylee first of all you don't want to go to that dance that sounds lame um okay whatever she okay the basic question is she's the new girl of the group she asked their friends to go to this

event this dance they said no they ended up going without her and snapchatting that's harsh um girls are mean the girls are mean and really clicky it's like that could happen on a friday and by monday they're doing it to someone else so you kind of just have to like swallow it and the bigger deal you make out of it it makes it worse like just pretend you didn't even notice but also maybe start like looking and seeing if there's a different friend group that's maybe kinder people yeah it's hard at your age because girls in general are just bitches is she i'm assuming she's in high school right yeah and also if you start getting like upset about it they probably just didn't want to invite you because you're like the coolest one and they wanted all the

attention for themselves too good for them so you're too good for them yeah i also like guys wouldn't in high school it's like you think everything is like the end of the world and especially with friends and girls are such assholes let me tell you what i forgot sorry to cut you off i have the worst mean girl story of all time for that you did no that happened to me no i'll cry get ready i was in middle school you'll cry remember when kelty told us that really good story about her in subway yes wait no i don't remember when they peed in my drink oh yeah that's horrible i was in middle school and i had three really good girlfriends two of them were twins one of them was this other girl so it was the four of us um they you know in

middle school where you're really weird about the clothes you wear and you get hang-ups about certain things like for a year you won't wear shorts because you suddenly hate your knees or whatever yeah you're just crazy so i had went through this phase where i hated every pair of jeans on me except for this one specific pair from old navy and i wore them every day and my mom would wash them obviously after a couple wears but we are all very normal with jeans we don't wash them every day no you don't no but i don't know if you know that in middle school yeah you don't so i was sitting in class and i was sitting next to one of the girls leslie the not the twin and she was writing with a sharpie with like a piece of paper and a big like number eight

huge number eight and I was like what is that and she's like nothing and then the next day I saw that she was putting these numbers inside of the twins lockers and I was like what are they tracking they were tracking how many days in a row I wore the same jeans and they were supposed to be my best friends middle school girls are such it was humiliating it is like is it no matter who you are it's like everybody has the worst horror story in the world ever with middle school horrible it's horrible everybody sucks it was fine look at me now hey girls where are you um anyway all right last question comes from they're like um you're on a podcast you're like we don't know you are a sweatshirt so i don't know how well you did okay okay oh my goodness okay last question

comes from danielle danielle says last week i lost a friend of mine through alcohol addiction he'd already been to rehab twice within the past five years but always relapsed within a couple of years going i'm aware that addiction is a lifelong illness but i can't help but feel as if there was something else that i could have done how do i stop feeling so guilty about it addiction is so much bigger than you are in that person even so there's really never a situation where anybody can do anything it's the person that has the addiction who is the only person who can really make the difference and sometimes they just lose the battle and um yeah it's really just the sad reality of addiction yeah and i think that i mean i had

lost a friend in high school not to addiction but it was a situation where i kept thinking that i could do something differently and you just cannot keep harping on that for yourself because you know whatever happened has happened and you can't change the past and you can't really change how somebody else is going to live their life and what they're going to do so it's you have to forgive yourself in that um aspect because yeah i do know a lot of people go to alan on after if they're with someone that's an addict or like if they lose someone just like because i think there's like some steps that can help you and some work self-work and stuff but yeah man this hard one or even a grief counselor yeah a lot of that is yeah good stuff yeah get help if you need it well

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