LadyGang - Allegedly Wassa Happening Deux on the LadyGang - Ep49

Episode Date: November 8, 2016

Back by popular demand - Allegedly Wassa Happening Deux! Hear the girls' take on some of today's hottest topics - Blac Chyna & Rob Kardashian, the new Starbucks holiday cup, Victoria Secret model Jasmine Tookes' stretch marks, Kris Jenner's sexy take Alice In Wonderland, Amber Rose and DWTS Val Chmerkovskiy, and Mariah Carey! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey guys, it's your Lady Gang, Jack Vanek, Kelty Knight, and Becca Tobin. Thank you so much for subscribing on iTunes, and thanks for supporting the great sponsors who make it possible for us to have this much fun with you every single week for free. Well, what is this? Welcome to the Lady Gang. That's amazing. Say that again. The Lady Gang.

Things are about to change around here. Each week, we catch up with Hollywood's hottest girl posse, Kelty Knight, Becca Tobin, and Jack Vanek. okay hi guys it's the lady gang here becca tobin kelsey nike and jack vanek jack vanek um jack vanek i feel like i don't really need to introduce ourselves anymore because like who in the world doesn't know who we are because we're so we're so famous a list but for you people who have been living under a rock and this is your first time listening to the show welcome to the lady gang welcome i'm becca tobin actress blogger kelty knight across from me who is in a horrendous

mood today she's get ready the jolly inspirational kelty you once knew is gone and my soul is bleak okay so she also in her spare time works for um entertainment news yeah in case you didn't the entertainment news you you might not recognize her yeah because she's so pissed off today normally she shits rainbows to my right jack vanek clothing designer ceo of jack vanek and the fun fact this week is that jack and kelty both are on their periods and they're having a rager this week i think we've we've used this fun fact no no it used to be that you're on the same cycle yeah we've mentioned that we're on the same cycle but like have we ever had it where we've actually been on the crimson river river oh my god and flow came to town what else yeah that's

not good well my fun fact is that i don't actually get my period not because i'm old or pregnant or pregnant it's just because of my what if you got pregnant though doesn't that scare you like in general or just with my id because both so becca i just want to just like briefly recap this becca i keep farting becca's never been dumped and she doesn't get her period honestly jack why are we even friends with her because she's awful because i'm five foot two i look like a troll and i can't get jobs okay god is fair god is fair you might be a man and i could be a man all right okay well it is time for good week yes it is bad week oh no kelty is your bad week just that you've had a bad week i feel like it is no but i'm gonna change the rules have you

already told us this is gonna be called bad week bad week it's nothing good you're gonna have two bad we are changing the rules no okay i'll just can i start because i'm so fired up go it's been a lot of things happen this week but i'll tell you what really pissed me off what grinds your gears what grinds my gears so my husband's out of town this week fine don't come rape me at my house and i was sleeping in my bed and everyone knows i don't get enough sleep and i really focus on my sleeping and so i got up at like 1 30 in the morning to pee my dog is sleeping in my bed and i'm like i really have to pee okay cool i go to go in my ensuite you know like my bathroom is like attached to my bedroom you know yeah an ensuite an ensuite ensuite and the door is locked

from the inside out how did i lock myself out of my own bathroom and then i'm like well is there someone in there is someone broken into the bathroom oh no i've just locked myself out of my own bathroom so then i'm thinking well it's 1 30 in the morning don't worry about it kelts go to sleep wake up in the morning call a locksmith he'll come and do like the credit card jab down the side and get you in and then i'm thinking well my car keys and all my medicine is in the bathroom because i do like a five second grab in the morning so i don't forget anything so i actually do need to get in the bathroom before i go to work so then i now it's two o'clock in the morning go down to my garage and get out seven screwdrivers and start taking apart the door in the middle of

the night and you know what i got in finally but i'm not even considering that a success it was crap that happened in the first place that is crummy i'm pissed that sucks that does suck thank you i'm inconvenienced to pee in the middle of the night oh my god i hate it well first of all being in your 30s your bladder what happened what did happen what happened to my bladder my bladder is already horrible i pee like four times it's gonna it's gonna get worse i you know why i'm so tired and bitchy because i can't get a full night of sleep because my bladder keeps waking me up every 45 minutes we have to pee well i didn't drink anything in the middle of the night i already emptied you once why can't you just stay empty honestly i'm thinking about a pull-up

i'm not gonna lie do it piss your pants dude but like do you cut off your liquids at a certain point in the night or like in the day i do i don't drink like two hours before bed and i'm still peeing maybe three or four times a night that's weird yeah do you flush the toilet when you pee no in the middle of the night me neither no i save it all up for a morning flush yeah it's a waste of water yeah anyway so you want to hear my good week yeah it's not even that good here we go well everyone i've had cystic acne my whole life oh my god since i was like pretty much 12 I don't know if that's true It is true and I'll tell you why it's true

People don't believe me but my best friend Katie knows Because there's a picture of us from high school And like my whole cheek is a pizza But here's what happens Some people get the full pizza pustule face like all over I don't like that word Pustule? Yeah no not at all

I get like the five Three week zits at a time Or like two three week zits that turn into Giant bulbous You can't peel them you can't open them Are they like underground? they're underground i don't think that's cystic acne yeah it is whatever if you get you know what jack you know what jack perfect face and perfect boobs you don't get an opinion on this it's true

i don't have cystic is when it's like underground and you can't really like get it get it you can't open it and they're painful it's so painful so i've had them forever and then in my early 20s i went on the pill to like clear up my skin and then i stayed on the pill forever and now that i went off the pill i realized that i have yet not matured i have actually still been 12 year old pizza face and all of this has come back and i'm not saying i'm so vain but i'm vain enough to not want to be 35 years old and have pizza face on national television every night so i went to the doctor and i got on accutane and anyone who's in the facebook group knows that i did this i'm about like seven weeks in or something and i asked you all for advice of what to do and honestly it's the

best thing i've heard in my life it's a good week because i have not had a zit in six weeks and it is a really nice feeling even though you can't hear it in my voice to wake up in the morning and not wonder, am I going to have a crater on my face that I'm going to have to cover up and then, like, be embarrassed in front of Liam Hemsworth today at 35? So I'm feeling mildly happy about that. It's like a mild good week, but honestly, I'm not even that happy. Oh, my God. Jesus.

Well. Where do you even go from there? I'm going to bring some positivity back. Okay. Okay. Not like me. I know. Okay.

So here's my good week. there is an artist who has a new collection of paintings that are called celebrity cuntalingus and it is pictures of every male celebrity you can think of going down on a vagina drake leonardo dicaprio where where's the like the point of view of these photos it's like you're the woman it's like you're the woman i'll pull this up for you um i'm obsessed she's my new hero this artist and these the names of the paintings are like for leo like leonardo dicaprio it's like what's gilbert grape eating that's up here is the um photo of drake so it's just like nose up yeah oh yeah and it's like just falls deep in there it's like the we'll post one yeah

we'll post one and then it'll get deleted justin bieber ryan what's justin bieber's title um it's something like is it too late now or something like that and um the the artist's name is alexandra rubinstein and i'm now obsessed with her i want one of these i want one too they're so cool that's amazing yeah there you go um good that's my good week and my bad week is another airplane story oh jesus i'm on the airplane and i have my dog and my dog is an emotional support animal um meaning she doesn't have to be under the seat in front of me she can be on my lap and i've done this a million times she's always you know whatever flown with me um zach and i are in the plane and then this flight attendant comes over and she's like not

on the seat just like that and i'm like ma'am what are you referring to not on the seat doesn't give me any explanations and we're both looking at her like dumbfounded like a your job is also like to make people feel welcome on your airplane and to like you know customer is always right customer service so she's like and i'm and i'm like oh you're referring to the dog i'm like she's an emotional support animal like she's allowed to be on on the seat was this like during takeoff or something no just in the middle of the flight and she's like she cannot be on the seat she can't touch the seat she has to be on your lap and i was like um i do not know if that's a rule i would love it if people out there could tell me this if there's like an actual rule or if

this woman was just in the worst mood of her life um but then zach i guess the the silver lining in this is that like i'm actually marrying somebody who will literally defend my honor no matter what i'm doing and he got like real nasty with her but it was just bad it was like shitty because it's don't talk to people like that and it's not like i'm doing it intentionally i don't know the rules and it was just people are so shitty on airplanes what are the real rules though i know real kelty wants to know did you look up the rules what is the rule i looked up all the rules i looked for anything specifically on the seat i'm like literally the woman three seats out in front of me is like changing her kid's diaper on the pullout table right and i'm gonna eat my awful

delta sandwich on that later so like my dog who's hypoallergenic who's perfectly clean can't sit on the seat it was just like that was the worst yeah it's pretty bad it's annoying people are dicks they're dicks i hate flight attendants are usually well some are great here's the thing there's no media there's no either great are they they're assholes or they're the sunshine of my life yeah no it's giving me a sunday it's true but no not this woman i hate her for you i hate her hate everyone jack jack tell me your bad week my bad week first and should i end it on a good week yeah fine yeah but end on another bad week okay what about wait i gotta just i gotta just bring something to your attention what

remember you posted something that somebody posted to you it was like something super inspirational like laugh when you want to cry what i would never post cheesy ass inspirational i'm telling you kelty i am telling you we got tagged in something recently not recently but it might have been yours it might have been yours it's like was it a kelty knight quote no she pulled it off the internet i am sure but or maybe it was all my instagrams are original becca one of one of our listeners i'm gonna figure this out and then i wrote in the comments i was like it it lost me when it said laughing when you want to cry yeah i did post that okay well why don't you just laugh things have changed in the last two weeks i don't feel like laughing i hate everyone

you mean your mirror message is not my god my message is down a hole can't get out oh geez guys this is a whole new you're witnessing this i'm very sorry if this is your first lady gang episode why don't you switch it off and go listen to something from last week i mean usually we have kelty to balance our pessimistic shit out so this is just does anyone have any dark sunglasses i can wear okay okay i'm doing my good week bad week okay uh should i start with my good week and end it on a bad negative note no do your bad week and then your good week okay you know in the words of kelty i like to end it on a good note so my bad whatever i've never started with a bad week i always end on the bad week my bad week is i have people rip off my brand like every single

day and i kind of just like brush it aside i'm like whatever it's just part of the world that i live in i can't really copyright my phrases or trademark them so i just you know it is what it is the big guys will always steal from the little guys but there is this brand that posted um a coffee mug and i'm gonna call them out the one i sent you dicks highline coffee yeah so they 100 have ripped off they have a coffee mug that says sorry i'm late i didn't want to come which is a phrase that i've been using for like two years i know i didn't come up with it but i have been using it for like two years i have a specific font that i use i put my logo in the same place this brand directly ripped it off and they're using like all these meme accounts to promote it

so they're like paying betches and all the all those like three million follower accounts to post it i'm like dude screw you guys for completely ripping something off and then and also throwing money at it to advertise it more exactly so i got really pissed and i just kind of like was venting in our lady gang facebook group and i'm like this sucks there's nothing i can really do about it and our lady gang army like went to freaking battle and was like there was like hundreds of comments on this photo being like you stole this from jack fianek how dare you pleasure is a blah blah blah and this company was deleting every single comment blocking everybody they blocked me oh can i do it yeah you should do it right now it's highline coffee okay this is the

only thing that's made me feel better this week so far yeah well that was my bad week but it kind of turned into i have two kind of good weeks because i was kind of the rules makes me sad you broke the rules too no i had a good week and a bad week even when i'm having a bad week i still keep the rules check you know what it's crap it's so annoying and it's like zara who i actually love but like they will go steal pins from the people on etsy and it's just like come on that person's probably what should i write they will block you in like a second good what should i say stop blocking the people who call you out you guys are copiers and it's like obviously you're trying to hide something if you're blocking all these people if you actually like didn't rip

something off you wouldn't have to defend yourself and like say that if you didn't have to rip stuff off you wouldn't have to delete all our comments you owe jack vanek money rip and give kelty 20 bucks too for being a friend you wouldn't have to delete and block comments and block all these comments yes cheaters at life you're a bad they're such dicks copycats and then send the dick emoji yeah send the eggplant eggplant that i said grapefruit all right well becca continues anyways so my good oh you have a good week i have a good week so my good week is i got drunk with one of our lady gang members the other day no you did not yeah so uh shout out to elisa so one of our lady gang listeners is from alaska and she came here last week um she's a photographer

and she was shooting a wedding and she had written me and she's like hey i don't know if you ever like need any pictures for anything blah blah blah and i was like well since i'm trying to be a blogger or whatever but i have no time like take some you know pictures of me in different outfits whatever and I don't know we always kind of like assume that our lady gang listeners aren't as cool as they are no we assume they're losers because why are they listening to us why would anyone cool like us and then they're cool I met her and I'm like cooler than we are oh my god you are amazing she I'm like I want you to move here and be my best friend she was so cool we connected instantly we shot all these photos and then I was like guys hook up and then we hooked up and I was like oh

you just want to get a drink whatever and then we finished like three bottles of wine together that's dope it was so fun she's so cute and amazing what's her name elisa what's up elisa and she's a great photographer too elisa noticed you didn't write me for new headshots all right well when we come back it is the second annual meeting of allegedly what's happening you guys loved our episodes so much when we didn't bring anyone in and we're feeling good about ourselves so we're gonna do it again we couldn't subject anyone to this negativity no now back to the lady gang all right we're back and we have some things to talk about are you ready girls no i'm actually yeah really nervous about this because you know nothing

about pop culture i know nothing and i haven't seen what we're talking about yet okay i'm gonna start with something very important black china and rob kardashian have decided that they will allegedly televise their baby being born uh weren't they like not talking a week ago so you do know what you're talking about jack yeah i've watched that show it's so freaking bad yeah would you televise your baby being born how much money are they making probably a million dollars no do you think they're making a million dollars no i'm telling you i wouldn't do it oh for a million dollars my vagina well they don't see your vagina i don't want them in there no no i feel like the uh that's like the most the purest moment of the mother and the baby's life

that that's the one thing i'd probably draw the line at i would totally do it and i mean all half for fame and the other half is that i will say like once you're on tv all the time like they um put a camera at our wedding and i was like i will never put my wedding on tv and then there was a camera there and i was like whatever and that was on the show the next day and i was like whatever i'm a little more famous and i was happy i don't care i'll do anything for money you'll do anything do you think they'll be together when the baby's born no i don't know they mean maybe they're both such losers but they like stopped talk like they didn't talk half the time they're shooting that damn show it's weird it's really weird okay um people are

very very and i'm shocked upset about the new holiday starbucks cups oh what is it it's green with like a bizarro kind of weird doodle but there's like it's not christmas it's not you know it's like vague too vague it's vague as and also i don't think the green is a holiday color i think red and green are holiday colors and i think red is a holiday color green on its own what about blue but for jewish people red and green aren't that's what i'm saying oh so red is not a honga color no i think only blue and white so have you been offended your whole life by the starbucks cups that were red and green i couldn't give a rat's ass and the people that get so worked up about these things

they need to find a hobby. It is unbelievable the shit that people get upset about. The thing with that stupid cup, it's like you're going to be offended about it one way and then you're going to be offended about it the other way. Like, everybody's offended all the time

no matter what you do. Like, poor Starbucks can't win. I'm so sick of political correctness and appropriate behavior. Honestly, why don't they just make the cup black like our souls and I can just be the coal cup. Do you get coal when you're Jewish? No coal.

Coal's from Santa. Yes. Is Santa Christian? Of course. The only people who know about Santa are Christian people. Is Santa Catholic? No, I think it's just Christian.

But Santa is nothing to do with Jesus. No. Jesus is the birth... You say Jesus. Jesus. Very weirdly. When did Santa get into the religious? everybody wanted to like make it a big thing it's a hallmark it's to make money i think they're

separate i think religion is separate from santa i don't think anybody ever said that santa was jesus in disguise but the only people that celebrate christmas are christian or non-religious people right i mean can you be atheist and still believe in santa can you not believe in god but believe in santa yeah i i don't think people that i hope people that are smart enough to be decidedly atheist are not believing in santa okay but we have to stop this conversation because we had two rules with the lady gang no religion no okay we're done so it's over we hate the cups that was your problem for pulling that it really was my fault again just add that to my list of bad week okay jasmine toques is one of the beautiful victoria's secret angel she's like

the beautiful tall black girl she's amazing um she's on that note um she's this year she's wearing the fantasy bra at the victoria's secret fashion show in paris you know the fantasy bra is like yeah three million dollars and it's like real fancy so they posted some new i have like a hole in my sweater right over my nipple wait are you wearing a bra well i took my i had an undershirt off that i took off because it was you i just saw your nipple oh that's hot anyway back to the sorry speaking of nipples so she's wearing the fantasy bra and they just posted some new um promo pictures of her in it and she's like kind of kneeling on the bed or whatever and she's got stretch marks all down her outer thigh and people are going wild half the people are like this is

not how i want my victoria's secret angel and the other half of people are like rah rah everyone has stretch was it on purpose i nobody knows like i mean victoria's secret was like here's a picture and we added like we left in the stretch marks but i think it's kind of cool because when you're 900 feet tall of course you have stretch marks yeah when you're human of course you have stretch marks i don't have any stretch marks do you yeah where where on my thighs for growing from yeah because i gained like 40 pounds when i got puberty so i have like stretch marks and that's why i have cellulite i think do you have any stretch mark little you're too small to have a stretch i didn't stretch so like i can't you just did i i mean lots of people stretch marks like some people

guys when they work out they get them on i don't even think like stretch marks to me are not like ugly i just probably got them because she grew so much what do you think oh yeah really i just don't care i don't care i don't care it's again it's like i'm so over like every remember that movement where everyone was like no more photoshopping magazine covers and like no one's people have never been more airbrushed than they are now that's true so it's like everyone's gonna just like bitch and moan about it and like you know who is the victoria's secret fashion show for men so of course they don't want to see stretch marks like i don't i don't blame them complaining they're supposed to be like fantasy women no that do you think the women are complaining

that the stretch marks are there i feel like the women are they're probably like amazing it's like gonna do you think the men give a shit i don't think men care yeah i think it's cool though i think it's just people getting offended on the internet again um okay so chris jenner is dressed up for halloween as sexy alice in wonderland there were a lot of halloween costumes but this is the only one i want to talk about what age is too old to wear the sexy costume and is there an age limit on being the sexy firefighter the sexy alice in wonderland the sexy lady gang member i want somebody to dress up as a sexy jack vanek when she was 16 oh my god in a kitten you know just like a cut off t-shirt puff paint i mean

how how sexy was this i mean her boobs were out and i think my personal opinion is christiana can do whatever she wants i mean fine if you flaunt it god i mean if you if you flaunt it you got it the other way around if you got it you flaunt it exactly guys i mean i'd be pissed if my mom were a sexy anything for Christmas, but I think for Christmas, me too. It's so inappropriate. It's more of a Halloween thing. If you ask me, my mom dressed up like a superhero for my nephew and I still thought that was kind of strange, but it's Kris Jenner. I mean, I know it's true. I think that's pretty, I mean, I'm not surprised. I'm not a fan of the sexy Halloween costumes. Sometimes it's all you have to choose from though. Like when I was going shopping and

looking around i was like there are no options for women to just be normal people like you have to make your own costume which i if you don't want to be slutty it's either you're sexy or you're wearing a onesie it's oh my god that's so true i wore a onesie last year when i was a unicorn yeah yeah i'm way jenna uh amazing amazing she was a unicorn shit amazing and i was like mine was so budget honestly when I was young all I wanted to be was like sexy something for Halloween and then I got old and I was like

all I want to do is wear the biggest costume I can so I can eat as much candy as I want and not have to worry about sucking in my gut that's all moving on do you guys know Amber Rose unfortunately yes I think Amber Rose is rad but

she's reportedly dating Val Trumakowski or whatever from Dancing with the Stars strangest couple in history I thought he was in a relationship. I thought you were going to say Val Kilmer. Oh, oh, oh. Val's the younger brother. That seems strange to me, like, because she's dated such famous people, and so...

If you're dating A-list, why go to the C-list? Yeah, it's weird. What's his name? But I guess he's probably just very sexy. I mean, he's a dancer, so... Have you ever had sex with a dancer? Yes. Jack, have you ever had sex with a dancer?

No. They're really good in bed. Yeah. Are they? Is that whole thing true? Yeah, it's true. a dancer is good in bed yeah it's true interesting i suck at dancing okay so you have no comment i don't know who that is okay this is why you need to tell me these things before so no i like to

surprise you i've known most things so far yeah i'm proud of you jack your pop culture is really improving you're really brushing up all right you guys guess what i did what i just got rid of my last bra that wasn't a third love bra i love that cleaning cleaning it up my entire closet is only third love bras it should be the official lady gang bra because we love it so much it is the official lady gang bra i guess it's amazing i guess it is and if you guys haven't tried the third love 24 7 bra you guys need to get on to thirdlove.com slash lady to start it they're having a 30-day trial with their most popular bra you can get it all you do is pay 2.99 up front for shipping you can wear it you can wash it you can try every single outfit with it that you want

if you don't like it you can send it back and they only charge you for shipping but i'm pretty sure you guys are gonna love it their cups are made out of memory foam it is so comfortable and i usually hate bras they mold to your shape and they give you a perfect fit and everybody thinks that i have fake boobs so i think that is pretty great so go to thirdlove.com slash lady to start your free trial and only pay $2.99 for shipping. Okay, what's going on? Now, here's the lady gang. So they were experimenting with male birth control.

I don't know if you've heard this. Oh, I know this one. So they had male birth control and they had a whole bunch of people try it and they had to stop testing it because in the trial, the men were experiencing horrible side effects. I just want to put this in perspective. The study says that over 50% of women experience side effects when they take birth control, and this only 6% of the men in this study. And they stopped this study.

Because they were having acne, depression, pain, and panic attacks. Welcome to being a woman. It's true. Here's what I'm going to say. Oh, God. Oh, no. I'm scared. Can I say what I'm going to say first?

I'm sorry. You go first. i will have to say that the past year of my life has been completely controlled by birth control and its side effects and it freaking it almost ruined my relationship of how freaking psycho that i went on birth control i'm now on the iud where i'm having debilitating cramps half of the month like i'm it feels like somebody is stabbing me in the uterus with a knife and here i am being like well it's better than like going psycho and crying every second and that's and i've just accepted that as you know how life is gonna be so that pisses me off that they're just gonna

completely halt studies because of that because men are being little freaking babies about it 100 i agree it's not fair if they don't understand like the pain that women go through just to try to not get pregnant i agree with them stopping the studies because i don't need men to now start acting like women like absolutely not please don't turn our our simple happy men into miserable moody bitches please i have to say too they have another birth control that they're it's almost i think like coming to whatever fda approval whatever that's the that gel that you inject into the penis penis and it shreds the sperm coming out that's non-hormonal and doesn't have like a single side effect but how often do you inject this like i i think it lasts for a couple

years and then they can reverse it immediately they can literally take it out and you can get oh it's like a filler i think this it's botox for your dick um i think they do it in india i've researched this a ton let's try it which which one of our guys do we want to test it on okay um prince harry are you guys royals fans i love the royals i love prince harry okay i like Prince Harry reportedly has a girlfriend. Who? Do you watch Suits? Yeah.

I love Suits. Meghan Markle. She's like the brown hair guy who went to jail's girlfriend, fiance. She's a Canadian actress. She has a blog called The Tig. And she's very fashionable. And she has beautiful hair. And reportedly, they are dating, people say.

He hasn't had a... No, he had a girlfriend for a while, didn't he? Some blonde girl? Yeah, the Chelsea... Chelsea, but she... She recently came out... the shenanigans she recently came out and said it was too much like being in that much of a guy if you could date now you love prince harry pretend scott's not in the picture would you

date prince harry knowing that like you were on gonna be in the cover of daily mail every day no not maybe when i was younger i would have said yes my friend had sex with him and said he was boring what yeah shut up uh-huh that's right well i don't know how he is in bed but it seems like so much fun i will say this the people who seem like they're good times out in public not always a good time behind the doors the people that seem very quiet and calm what's up chris knight we'll give you a real fun time i also think guys i've heard something like that about a very famous celebrity that's like been famous for leo it's probably leo it's leo who justin timberlake damn it well i guess it doesn't matter because i'm not gonna say he told me but i've heard that he is really bad

in bed because he's been famous his entire life he never had to he never had to learn he never had to be like not like that no he's every girl's like oh my god just well and and probably like the majority of the sexy time is like one night stand so like what girl is gonna critique a one night stand also do you think justin timberlake has sex to his own music i would i know i think justin bieber does oh my god you guys what i didn't even tell you this you had sex with justin bieber to his own music i met mariah carey hold on we are 40 minutes in and you're just pulling this out i forgot to tell you how was that your good week how was me because it wasn't that exciting oh where'd you meet her um at a restaurant um this weekend at a restaurant and the reason i

that made me think of it is because she walked in the door of the restaurant and her music started playing and we know the managers and the owners of the restaurant they said you have to know it was on a playlist and they were like panicked because it was super embarrassing but i don't think it really bothered her what song i don't know she probably always playing yeah they were like there's some people like that like some places you go they'll like turn on all your music and some places you go they'll purposely not like i just feel like she was probably like yes she of course enjoyed it she had her twins when they were born she had people standing in the room um applauding because she wanted the first sound that her babies to hear

allegedly allegedly was the sound of applause that is she not surprising can i say what she looked like she looked like a man dressed as mariah carey for halloween i think mariah carey amazing did she have the glow lights on her no she never laid a guy i mean no she was at a restaurant god mariah if you're listening don't listen to becca come on the lady gang like i'm obsessed with you i want to know i am obsessed with her but i swear to you when i shook her hand i thought you shook her hand i met her who like you really met her i met her so what did you say do you know i met her with your friend brett who's right the doesn't he live near you oh the little publicist yeah oh yes and he was wearing white he was with her at the halloween party no this was on saturday

um and so you were like she wasn't i couldn't tell if she was a even her or someone dressed as her or b i couldn't tell if she was in costume or not and i'm still not sure what was she wearing giant giant giant louboutins like the one that's not a costume she always wears those platform oh my god fishnet i'm pretty sure she wears those all the time it's not a costume like a like a um big fishnet though yeah no she wears them all the time many paparazzi photos and like i want to say a bike short over the fishnet what yeah that's normal and what kind of a top and then what kind of jacket i think just like a tank or something i was just so so confused what was her hair in a pony no her hair was down full weave down full weave blonde how was her coloring i feel like

her skin is beautiful yeah beautiful but she's definitely like still like she's holding on to the honey how old is she now um she's cute i don't know i think mariah carey is amazing so there you go guys that's hilarious there you go okay i have two more about that um okay so we have good news for jack vanek after her horrible um avocado toast story from last week oh the avocado emoji is coming really yeah i was gonna make a shirt that said avocado emoji please well and i didn't make it think well it's a half slice emoji with a little seed in the middle but here's the coolest ever needs to use an avocado emoji i don't know i just feel like it's but like why i don't think i'd actually ever use yeah what and what okay well listen though i want

to tell you who i didn't know this but the people who approve the emojis and like every year all the emoji ideas it has a name do you know what it is no it's amazing the unicode consortium oh that is who decides what emojis we get it sounds like it should be something is that their only job i don't know but also how do i work there people are very upset at the unicode consortium because they revamped in the new update the peach emoji and now it looks like a peach and not a bum and And it's very upsetting to people. They probably changed it because it looked like a bum. Do you want to know what I have a freaking problem with?

Uh-oh. That the gun turned into a neon green water gun. Yep. The Unicode Consortium. Do you know how often I do the emoji? Kelsey's trying to move on. The emoji with my head and a gun to it all the time. All the time.

And now it's just me with a water gun to my head. Not the same effect. Not at all. Okay. Okay. Last one. did you guys watch sex in the city yeah of course okay were you team big or team aiden big aiden was so annoying team big team big i was team aiden always i still am um the guy that played

aiden his name's john corbett you know that found out i was scrolling the interwebs and i found an article i think it was on like refinery 29 and it was you won't guess all the famous people and like their jobs before they were famous. John Corbett was a hairstylist. No reaction at all. I mean, I feel like you could have found a better example. I was shocked. No, the other people's like, Beyonce grew up braiding hair in her mom's salon.

Like, I get that. John Corbett, the actor. Is it more shocking than Becca Tobin mobile airbrush tanner? I know. I feel like. Yes, it is. No way. He doesn't seem like the guy that's like, let me just wash and fold your hair.

He's also the guy that apparently, like, when he's shooting something, he'll, like, sleep and live out of his trailer. Like, he won't go home at the end of the night. Why? Because he's weird. Is he method acting? I think so. Is he giving people, like, a wash and blow after hours? He set up his mobile salon.

I don't know. I don't know. But I'm not surprised. Grip guy, number four. Come on over here. I got a razor in the... Okay. Well, anyway.

Yeah. Well... I don't want to end on anything that's sad, so I have one more. Okay. Tamara Judge ended her friendship with Vicky on the season finale of Real Housewives of Orange County I watched it You've watched it yet?

I watched it and Becca didn't Jack do you have anything to say? Was it at the reunion? No just the finale I have to say that I just started I just started watching the show so I don't know how often they end their relationships with people

Very often Not that big of a deal Don't they end it all the time? tomorrow yeah they they do yeah but still just i don't know but i am loving it you guys i watched like a marathon of it yesterday you guys why can't i get on that freaking show because you're not a housewife i'm about to be how do we get you on that show how do i get on it well we gotta get you on the oc one should we make an audition tape oh i feel like we have to top 10 reasons why becca tobin should be a real housewife wait i have a question about this again because i'm

a new listener with that megan girl a new watcher viewer a new a new viewer a new fan yes her and her husband are from st louis so no he coaches in st louis but they live in la but did they move to la to be on the show no oh they she also how did she get on the show i don't know but she and i are around the same age and i just feel like not really but if you're a housewife fan like these two idiots um you can listen to our episode with dina manzo from real housewives because she was on and she was so great since i'm in such a bad mood you should really take out my advice today and the two girls who think the housewives is the best television show that's ever existed will also be helping you figure out your life can't wait the bachelor is

hey ladies funky ask the lady gang okay well becca's freezing it's really cold in the studio today this is how we stay young it's like a crypto frazier whatever those things are i don't know what it is i hate everyone i want to try that jack okay before we start if you guys want 20 off of jack vanek.com use code lady gang and go buy the original of things and don't buy hey let's see if they deleted my my thing yet they probably did oh my god i can't wait and then i'll do it what if they were about to offer me money to like do an advertisement hold on hold on that's how much i love you jack would you say yes if they offered you ten thousand dollars to hold up the mug that was the ripoff of jack vanek would you do it you have to give me some

My comment is still there. They probably haven't checked it yet. I love it. Yes. No, I would give you a percentage of my earnings. I'd let you do that too then. Yeah. I mean, you'd do it anyways.

Yeah, I would. So I'd take the money. Just support me. Support me supporting you. Support me not supporting you. That's all I have these days is Instagram ads. Sponsored. Okay.

Are we ready for House of Lady Gaga? On that note. Let's give some advice. Becca's going to give some advice. Of how to live your life. Have zero character and lose all your friends. and post ads for teeth whitener never done that okay our first question comes from danny danny you wrote a really long question and i tried to edit it down a little bit

she says on a roll i've been married to my husband for five years and i love him that's good before i married him i wore huge heels every day of my life and i never even owned a pair of flats so then i met and married an amazing guy but he's shorter than me it doesn't bother me but i got rid of all of my heels when i do wear heels i feel awkward every year without fail when holiday parties come around what do i wear with all of my pretty dresses i just feel frumpy wearing flats with dresses heels always make your legs look better and look amazing in dresses can you give me some style advice hashtag say no to kitten heels danny i have to tell you something first of all i like your hashtag i do too second of all would you wear heels if your husband

were in an accident and was put into a wheelchair no this is a serious question like she should she should wear whatever you should wear what you want and like don't let other people being shallow like my friend jack here who doesn't date anybody under six foot eight don't let that hurt you because it's like you know what love is love people are people me being a short person who gets discriminated against a lot namely by victoria's secret fashion show but i just feel like we get so wrapped up in like stupid stupid shit like if your husband is shorter because he's probably like an incredible husband you've been married five years five years and you still love him that's impressive and i just think like wear your heels yeah i flats are sad they don't

for a party situation yeah you're cute here's the thing you don't have to wear a four inch with a strong platform like get a cute Stuart Weitzman that has like a thin thin a two or three inch heel don't wear a kitten heel of course you're not going to because you don't like them but no like wear a single sold flatter heel and just rock it and honestly that two inches is not changing your life like don't wear the heels and a high pony you know and it'll make the difference and I have to say with shorter guys I feel like if they're confident in themselves they like are they think it's so sexy with like a tall women being really confident in herself like who says women have to be shorter than men these days i mean we're like basically doing everything that

they did we all want to be treated like men now you have to be taller than them sometimes and also i will say this speaking of the victoria's secret you know i know some of those victoria's secret angels and they're all like six feet tall and they're all day guys that are five six alex is like five eight and josephine's like six feet tall and she's way taller than them and she wears huge platforms who cares yeah it's true be the hot one in the room work it just don't wear a kitten heel remember someone she knows someone in the facebook group was trying to like convince us to change our mind about the kitten heel and i was like it's not gonna happen no they were trying to like really sell the kitten heel to people and now literally everybody was like no

no love you facebook danny just own it she knows girl you already know the answer when you ask the question yes okay next our next question comes from daniella she says my boyfriend and i have been dating for just over a year now i am really happy when we're together the only problem is he is a huge cheapskate is that the cheapskate he's cheap yeah what do you think it was i don't know what please tell me i didn't know what the saying was these moments i'm like cheapskate like a skate like cheapscape cheap cheapskate i don't know yeah see it's weird anyways he's gonna google it while we continue he never is willing to spend an extra dollar for the sake of convenience and he will always make make us take the cheapest route in any situation even when it includes

our suffering i'm scared that if we get married it would end up in divorce because we'd fight so much over spending is it terrible to dump somebody because of our lifestyles are so different get out yeah get out get out daniella get out that's like the biggest red flag in the entire world get out but here's the thing i just want to say no because before everyone comes back and they're like you guys are assholes i want to say this when you first start dating some someone all the things that you love about them oh they make me feel this way they're a great kisser the sex is great they're hot like whatever all those things really matter to you and as you get further and further into your relationship and like going on year four of marriage i'm not an expert but i

will say your outlook on life is the thing that really does connect your life and so like chris and I get along because we both spend money on the same things. Like we will take our extra saved money and go get massages because both of us are stressed out and we'd love to get a massage. We will save up our money all year and then go crazy on vacation and treat ourselves to like this once in a lifetime trip. But then like we, you know, we'll walk our dog and not do this and like not put the AC on so that our gas bills last. Like, you know, you have to have like the same goals and I can just foresee your life in 10 years. And you're like, we're on vacation and we want to have the margarita at the sandals resort but it's 16 and like you're not allowed and you have to like

lug your own drink in and it's just like that's not the life for you and i think it comes down to like it's not even that's not even a shallow thing that for her to feel i think it's just the way that they value money and she obviously wants to like treat herself decently and not always have to you know take the cheapest way and like make her you know time suffer because of that so i don't think that there's anything wrong with the way that she feels and that's where you're like values are disaligned and that'll just keep going like if you're not if you're not in college and he's making you take that like pickup to the airport van where you have to like it takes the super shuttle and it's like 20 the cab is 40 and the super shuttle is 20 in the morning you

have to leave like seven hours before so you can pick up 12 people on the way to the airport this is not the life for you like just spend the extra 10 bucks and get the cab also you're gonna find that you'll do what i do any like zach is not cheap at all but he's definitely like smarter than me when it comes to like i don't believe in budgets and i think money just does grow on trees so like i'm an extreme version however when zach will say to me like this is the budget especially like wedding planning when he's like this is the budget like this is the budget and sometimes i feel like maybe it doesn't need to be the budget and then you end up doing things like putting things on another credit card that he doesn't see and then it's just a lifetime of lying

which i don't plan on doing anymore danielle do you want to end up like becca don't secret manicures don't do it and he's really really not cheap so i can't even imagine this and this guy's not even like putting a it's he's not even budgeting i think he's just being cheap i cheap people you guys he is the kind of guy that doesn't tip cheap people there's nothing worse when you're have a group dinner and they're like i had the salad it's 12 61 i'm like just put the 20 in Unless you're sober and everybody's drinking, you're allowed to then say, I'm going to pay for my meal. But like you got, I can't, I can't even.

We have to do a whole podcast on cheap people. What's next, Jack? Okay. We're going in today. I like this episode. Our last question is from Kelly. And I like this question. She says, I love a nice glass or two of wine daily.

My sister continues to tell me that drinking daily, even just a glass, is risky and bad. i love a glass of wine while making and eating dinner my husband of five years loves wine too i felt great about my life until my sister told me that i drink too much how much is normal drinking and i'm am i the only one who loves a couple glasses of wine while cooking eating and relaxing should i go into this yes sure i mean she should read the study that i live my life by that that's for weight loss drinking a glass living no but drinking a glass if she's drinking a glass of red wine or two or two one for small women sometimes two glasses of wine is too much for your organs that is true if you're like a petite woman and two glasses of wine is like

the equivalent of like seven for a man you know what i mean here's my question i don't remember who i had this conversation with but is it do you think it's worse to drink a glass of wine every day for a week or to binge drink on the weekend 10 drinks in one night i think one drink a day is better yeah yeah so i don't know i'm not a doctor kelty just a kelty i feel like i'm a doctor and i think it's better i mean i feel like there's a lot of life decisions that people can be judging each other on yeah you're not like smoking cigs and like doing coke and like you know what if your one vice is like one to two glasses of wine a night like live your life are you like slurring though and being like i left the stove on after your two glasses like

is your behavior regular or are you drunk i don't think so i mean she seems pretty put together in how she's writing this and you're an adult you can do whatever the hell you want you can do whatever you want i mean the reality of it is it's probably not like the best thing if it's two a night i drink two glasses of wine a night for sure you do but there's so many worse things you could be doing you'd be eating terribly you'd be smoking you could be like you have to pick your not sleeping enough like everybody is going to have something and if you like to have a few glasses of wine it's better than something's gonna kill all of us yeah yeah and i also think like fine if your sister's gonna like intervene once fine if you do end up in like our room of

10 people intervening then we need to have like a new discussion yeah it's true just like one jealous sister i don't know sister sounds like a bitch well on that note i think honestly this was our best episode i do too i like it i do too i really think we gave some truth tea do you know what we forgot to talk about though what the thing i'm actually excited about and the thing that actually brings a smile to my awful Grinch face. What? Tell me about it. The Lady Gang box. I know. We're two weeks away from it going on sale.

And it's amazing. Wait, we smelled the candle today. And I'm wearing the choker. No, it's good. We're gonna, so at, so we're slowly letting you know what's in the Lady Box. So if you were at Pop Fest, we let you know. We have an amazing choker and it's coming to everyone so we can all be matching. It's delicious.

And then Jack has arranged for us to have our own customized Lady Gang scented candle in the box. There's a lot it's going to be a champagne plus more a champagne brunch candle yes i can't speak anyway there's more items being delivered soon so please please please follow us on social media at the lady gang because there's only 500 boxes and there's like hundreds of thousands of you so you have to be in line to get one of the first 500 boxes because they'll sell out and we're never making them again i also have to say join our lady gang facebook group because i think we'll

probably be posting in there before we actually release them 100 yeah oh yeah um follow me on instagram at kelty night follow these two nasties too if you want at jack vanek at it's becca just stop mentioning our handles let's see if you get more followers let's just change the podcast to be at kelty night yeah let's do that i hate everyone we'll see you next tuesday now that was horrible we have to do it again but let's leave the crappy one in so everyone knows that sometimes we're not good you guys i hate everyone i love you guys wait what see you next tuesday join the lady gang every tuesday at itunes and at podcast1.com that's podcastone.com thanks for listening