LadyGang - Allegedly Wassa Happening feat. Our Big News!

Episode Date: September 17, 2024

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well what is this welcome to the lady gang that's amazing say that again the lady gang things are about to change around here each week we catch up with hollywood's hottest girl posse kelty knight becca tobin and jack vanik hello hello hello welcome to lady gang i am becca tobin you're jack vanik and kelty knight good morning guys hello everyone i just used that lip remember the the ourself like lip plumper pen lip filler i hadn't used it in a while and i just found it in my drawer and man i feel like i just bit into like a carolina reaper really my lips are on fire like they hurt i guess i i need it my little lips they need a little help are you looking extra extra sexy though now you're putting

another lip on no this is like a lip balm because they're burning so bad i love like it hurts me hurts lip plumper is such an odd thing you can't wear it when you have a kid have you ever oh name him oh yeah that's true sometimes i've gotten it on my hand and my it's like it really is an allergic reaction like it's crazy like it's so intense can i just start this episode by saying something extra special. Okay. Guys, we announced what we've been working on. Oh yeah. Woo woo. So it's very exciting. If you haven't seen us on social media, we announced our festival in Florida, September 26th, 27th, 28th Lady World happening in Destin, Florida. And the same day we announced it i got something special in the mail we got the trademark oh my god amazing we

own big lady world win-win that's right i had a little diarrhea when you just said that like when you just talked no just like when you talked about us launching the festival like i'm nervous well i'm nervous too we've talked about it well anything that we do a show a instagram post whatever it is it's like throwing your own birthday party and being really scared nobody's going to show up so please show up it's going to be so fun it's going to be the best weekend ever and we have put so much work into it and we're so excited it's really it's gonna be i don't know how you guys are feeling and where you guys are in your life right now but i more than ever am craving a weekend of like beautiful weather cocktails fun girls like i'm just i wish it were here right now

i know because i just i i need on a pure unadulterated lady fun i have we talked about that it's like this festival we're not trying to better ourselves we're not trying to learn learn a new skill opposite like it's literally a weekend to have fun with your friends make some new friends, listen to some podcasts, dance to some music, like a little pickleball. If you want do a little yoga, I don't know, do whatever you want. Like choose your own adventure. Like it's really just a weekend to let loose and have fun. Like no, there's no expectations other than to have a good time. No. And we've curated it from top to bottom to be that way. Like we went down to Florida and we're like, okay, is this where we want it to be? It's like, if you want

to come, get away from your children and husband and lay on the beach from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. and then just come over and watch the podcast and the music, you do that. If you want to sleep all weekend in your beautiful beachside condo to just hear the waves, you can do that. If you want to get up at 7 a.m. and do Matt Pilates with me on the beach and then do a sound bath, you can do that. Or you can hit the wonderful outlets down there for a full day. There's so much to do. Or what was the restaurant that we ate at every night? Oh, the Crab Shack or whatever? Pompano Joe's.

Pompano Joe's. Get a fish sandwich. Best one I've ever had in my life. I crave it every day. We had that sandwich twice in the weekend. Two nights in a row. And it really set us off into a really good evening too. Yeah.

And the food trucks and drinks on site, I want a fried food. I want a funnel cake. I'm not going to feel bad about that funnel cake because everyone's going to be eating a funnel cake. You know what I mean? This is the opposite of goop. it's the anti-goop weekend yes and we're we're just so excited and so i just want to tell thank you so much for everyone like that is excited for us you can go to the ladygang.com slash lady world

and there's a sign up page that where you just put your email in if you're not buying a ticket because the headliners the entire plan and headliners is going to be announced october 22nd and that's when you're going to buy tickets but here's what i just want to say to the lady gang if you're listening to this, you're an OG before it goes out publicly. There will be benefits to being first in line because we're going to have so many people because this is such a big festival where you sign up on the line. If you're one of the first 100, one of the first 500, one of the first 1,000, you're going to have first pick of activities. You're going to have first pick into the gifting suite. It's really important that when October 22nd comes that you sign up on that day,

the hour that it goes on sale. This is the first time we've ever kind of done something where like your place in line actually matters, but it's because we, it's the only way we can control and really reward our ultimate fans. So the earlier you sign up, so make sure you sign up for this email and then at the lady gang.com slash lady world. Yeah. And we've also, we've also worked it out so that it is quite affordable for considering everything that you're getting. it's like so but with that said you have a full year you can start saving and you can also finance um which is interest free zero interest zero interest just pay 25 bucks a month and then you're there and we're all about manifesting so you know dress for the job you want not the job

you have and the job you want is a space at lady world i love it i'm really proud of us this is this is actually a huge undertaking it's been so much work i'm very i'm freaked out because you know what it's it's scary and but i do feel like my best friend katie is already coming with eight of her best friends her wine time girls they're like no we're getting a cove we're coming down like can we talk about the coves are we allowed to talk about that yet you can talk about whatever you want before well just i think it'll be fun for the way that the tickets are like how everything is laid out because it's not like you're it's not like a you buy a ticket and then everything a standing like there are these things called coves for six people I think right yeah and every

cove is its own like VIP thing like if you've ever been to a show at like the bowl or any kind of a venue like that that there's a VIP section that you get a little group that's how every single ticket is so you get these little coves we're thinking of maybe like you can decorate your cove you can like name it like really theme it out like make it your own and if you're coming solo or you only have two girls we can like set you up in a cove with other girls to like have an instant kind of like group of friends that you're going with so i think it's going to be so fun and it gives you a place to sit you can get shit leave your shit yeah leave your stuff there you can get drinks food merch like everything delivered so it's very it's cool and i've never

seen anything like it before no because i'm old i'm not standing for four hours that is exhausting i want to sit down and i want to have my drink delivered to me i want to have my merch delivered to me i want i don't even want to stand in line to the food truck five minutes you can order from the app and be like bring me a funnel cake and the funnel cake will just come to your co you're really selling this funnel cake i don't know if that is going to be on the menu so i'm worried this is false advertising that could be something a stretch but whatever the snack may be well there'll be a fried food festival is a little deceiving because if you have like coachella in your mind or something like that it's like retreat it's a very intimate amount of women

it's not a huge, like 10,000 person thing. It's a couple thousand. And it's that feels small when you're there. It feels really like you'll get, make friends. You'll see them around. It's not like the, it's not like everybody's an aunt, like in this crazy, whatever. It won't be that crowded. It'll be nice and easy for a millennial. And if you sign up like Sarah from Pennsylvania, she wants to come, but she doesn't have people. We can be like, okay, Sarah, we're going to put you in a condo with five other girls or two other girls, or you can have your own from Pennsylvania. Like we can connect you and then we can put you in a Cove with like Pennsylvania people. Like, so then you can go home with new friends. Cause

friendship's the hardest thing. Like we see it all the time. Girls come alone. Anyway, I'm so excited about it. I'm very proud of us. So the lady gang.com slash lady world, um, tickets and headliners and everyone announced October 22nd. And then we'll see you September, 2025, which I can't wait to start planning my outfits. Okay. On that note, it's time for. It's time for. Good week.

Yes, it is. Bad week. Oh, no. I need to go first because this is going to rock your world. And I'm going to take it. We were in a happy place. I'm going to take it to a negative place. Oh, no.

I have a huge announcement. And Derek, Prince Derek, confirmed it with me. And I turned to him the other day. And Becca, it's about you. My bad week is Becca. I know this is crazy. my bad week is Becca Tobin and this is something that will shock the lady gang it will shock you are you ready Becca I hope we can still be friends after this I have no idea what this

could possibly be I hope we can still be friends okay Becca is a clicker texter what does that even mean what is that she has the clicking sound on her keyboard not on her phone she was recently here and Derek and I and I that's crazy she left and I looked at Derek and I said is Becca a clicker texter and he goes oh my god I know I wanted to say something it's so crazy of all people I wouldn't think she was a clicker texter here's my defense blame yourself explain yourself here's my defense so I was somebody who used to have my phone on silent a hundred times a hundred percent of the time. When I'm traveling and my child is in school and I'm the person that has to be called if something happens in school, I have to have my phone not on silent. And this

is a new thing for me is having to put it on ring because of emergencies. I'm across the country from my child and I never had settings set up for when my phone is on ring because who puts their phone on ring until you have a child. So I will, I can honestly say I was in that moment. I remember specifically the moment. And I was like, I could go into my settings and change the clicky blah, blah, blah bullshit. But I'm sitting here three minutes between recordings. I don't want Kelty to yell at me. So I got to hustle on and I got to send this email. I got to get it out. It's not that loud either, but it is. I didn't notice it. Thank you. And I sit closer to her also here. you know what Derek you know what Derek okay you know what Derek you could also look at me and be

like so you're a clicker texter say it to my face Derek this is so curb your enthusiasm say it exactly say it to my face before you categorize me as some elderly unaware millennial okay you know what I'm gonna pull the mom card right now when one of you guys has a dependent you talk to me about click texting okay clicker texter clicker and she's so embarrassed do you see she's so embarrassed she's trying to change the she's so embarrassed you know I could be a clicker texter no you know why I'm making a shirt with my cricket fine you know why else you know why else because I just don't understand I'm not an observant person right I wouldn't even notice if someone were next to me on a five-hour flight clicking text no drills a hole drills a hole in

my brain yeah it is deafening and so yeah that's my two cents and you know moms unite clicker texter moms unite and i'm not changing a damn thing i'm bringing my clicking to boston chicago toronto new york nashville atlanta phoenix and san diego so go yourself click click click okay oh god that's funny okay my good week is that um this this episode's gonna air you know a day or after the emmy awards and we're recording it just slightly before um and something magical has happened to me i am about to do my fitting i'm doing my fitting incredibly late for the emmys um but i have asked big designers to dress me for years and no one will so i've had two options either wear a non-designer or rent a designer gown from like an Albright or you know these

places where it's like when I'm like I'm in Dior it's not because Dior actually dressed me it's because someone bought a Dior dress and they rented it to me yeah but this year for the Emmys my fashion game since I'm working at E has risen so much that I have pulled dresses from Oscar de Larenta and Carolina Herrera to wear at the Emmys this year and they both sent dresses directly from Now, are they from 2016? I'm sure. It's not off the runway at New York Fashion Week just last week. Doesn't matter.

Beautiful yellow dress. But I just thought, you know what? Good for you, Kelty. You really are becoming the chic red carpet queen you've always wanted to be. So we'll see what I wear. I might not even wear one of them. I think I will because I'm like a name, you know, like a label whore. But I just thought it was really nice.

And I want to thank Roberto, my stylist, because he's really, you know, he did all the work. I did nothing. But I thought it was cool that Oscar de la Renta is sending me a dress. Like that's exciting. It's exciting. Congrats. Thanks. Hopefully I don't get up with my ugly face.

Okay. Now back to the lady gang. Next. I'll go. My good week is I have a new obsession and that is the secret lives of Mormon wives TV show. it is so good i binged it all in one day and there is just so much drama i had low hopes do you have you guys heard of this i had high high high hopes and i still i've heard how good it is it's like on my list i just can't get into my hulu account at the moment but like how i saw

you post about this and i'm like the fact that you can't get into housewives it's the same shit no it's definitely the same shit but like i i had like a i had like followed them on tiktok so i was like yeah and it was very like what's the right word i'm like mysterious like what was going on because it's like there was this swinger drama and then there's all this stuff going on but like nobody really talked about it obviously because they were filming the show so like it was quite explosive and it started off like not great because it was like them like filming their tiktoks i'm like is this what the show is going to be them just filming tiktoks but there's just so much shit there's so much cattiness and then they're also so sheltered that like a big thing

was that one of the guys brought like a flask into the hot tub and it was just like the biggest thing in the entire world so i love it it is there's you see did you see something on instagram that like someone who used to know one of the guys in their past like wrote some scathing letter like public letter to him about what a dirtbag person he is no he's um he doesn't have a job and he like has i guess he's like very misogynistic and like wants his lady to do i don't know which one of the husbands that sounds like all of them i know i can't remember one of the girls i need to find out who it was because i was just at e the other week and they were on one of the shows and they one of the girls came in and like stormed in my dressing room was like i gotta stop for a second

kelty i love lady gang so much so oh maybe we can i can't remember what girl it was because they i gotta be honest they all look on a little bit soon they literally it's like lady gang it literally takes you like six episodes to even be like what i don't even they're all one person i needed a name tag they all get her in their hair colored at the same hair color place well one of them's a hairdresser so she does everybody's hair and they have the mormon waves like all it's like the utah mormon hair well it's all extensions um well is i mean i'm obsessed so i'll take any of them on lady game um so that's my good week my bad week is i we got home from mallorca a few days ago and this is the first time in my life that a vacation has been a total bust our vacation

was a series of unfortunate events and i have never been so excited to come home like it was really bad you guys what happened so well first of all my flight got canceled yeah that was one so to like the premise of the trip like we were supposed to go to Mallorca for our honeymoon last year and we had to cancel it because there's a family emergency so this is like our supposed to be like our honeymoon like makeup trip right so first of all our flight was delayed four hours gets completely canceled we get booked on the next flight we they told us we had seats together they demoted our class which is fine whatever we were told we had seats together we get to the airport and the guy's like oh well um we have one middle seat for Jacqueline in the back

of the plane and Jared's actually not on the flight at all they're like we overbooked the flight and he doesn't have a seat at all so this is after like 24 hours of being like our flight was canceled we had to pay a thousand dollars to rebook our tickets to take an uber home from Orange County they're not reimbursing us for anything I just got the email from Delta saying that they're not reimbursing us oh no um our beloved delta i know well it was a delta through virgin atlantic and they're both of the airlines are like it was their fault it was their fault it was their fault so nobody's taking responsibility anyways after i like bawled my eyes out i also we're like at the gate and i'm like maybe we're not meant to go to mallorca because like all this

stuff is happening and whatever turns out you weren't turns out we weren't we finally get on the plane. We get there. I didn't do any research really to book our hotel last year. Cause it was like during the wedding and I booked a hotel that was like an hour and a half away from literally everything on the Island and non-refundable because that's another thing. Nothing in Mallorca is refundable basically from what we're experience. Um, so our hotels in the middle of nowhere, the first two days are so sweltering hot and Jared, it gets very overheated, like in humidity. So Jared, the poor guy, like he, and there's no inside, like there's no AC. So he's like struggling through the first two days. Then the last five days out of the seven days of our

vacation, pouring rain the entire time. There's a, was a huge storm front that happened. And the first day it started raining. I was like, wow, this is really not going according to plan, but I'm like, I'm going to suck it up. I'm like, I'm going to go grab a deck of cards. we're gonna play some cards we also switched hotels because I was like I can't deal with this hotel so I lost money on the hotel got a new hotel and I'm like we're gonna play some cards I go to get the cards and I'm walking down I slip eat shit slam my face into a corner I have a huge bruise on the side of my face I just start bawling immediately I'm like this is the worst trip ever um I think I might have had like a slight concussion because I got a migraine and I was

really tired and then the last like two days of our trip there we had like plant there's nothing to do in mallorca either by the way nothing it's desolate there's like three small towns and all of the people in the entire island are just at these three little towns so it's either like you're doing nothing or you're squashed to the brim in like a tiny town trying to go to a market so it was it was it was or at a beach so like the draw that you like what was the pinterest people love it there because it is quite scenic and beautiful yeah and there are hotels there that are incredibly luxurious so basically if you don't have three thousand dollars a night to spend on a hotel you're like kind of roughing it yeah and I'll say this like I'm very I'm so like fortunate

that we're able to even afford a trip there and like spend money on these things but it is basically like if you are not like at a five-star luxury resort like it's it's it's roughing it yeah and I didn't, I didn't understand that. I was like, Oh, we can stay at this like kind of okay Chateau and it should be fine, but that's in the middle of nowhere. And when it was raining, they don't have like paved roads. So it was like, you're stuck there. There's nothing to do. Nothing's open. Um, but yeah, anyways, so the last two days we were there, we did like, we splurged on a boat day. We're like, we're going to do, that's going to be your thing to do. Cause there's nothing to do there. There's no activities. We're going to do a boat day. Okay. Boat day storms. There's

like two hours that we could actually go on the boat non-refundable so we tried our best there then the second day i had booked us like these beds by at like a beach like a beach resort sort of like a thing also non-refundable store we didn't even get a go i didn't get my money back it was horrible um but we tried to make the most of it but there really was not much to make of it to be honest i saw the that you did actually get to go to london though where did you fly out of london yeah we spent like a day and a half in london and one of my best friends is living there right now so we got to see her it was also pouring rain in london but i'm like at least it's supposed to be you're supposed to have rain in london so i was like it's nice and gloomy and it's london but

yeah my orca was supposed to be like nice and beautiful and sunny and it rained uh four out of the five days that we were there so it was not great guys it wasn't great i knew it wasn't going great when i only just saw two outfits well and i was like i did take some out of the videos i'm like I'm going to use the 15 minutes of sun here and I'm going to get a damn outfit video at least but we're also supposed to we still haven't watched our wedding video and I was saving it for because this is also supposed to be our like one year anniversary trip because Jared's gone he's going to be in Australia for a one-year wedding anniversary so I was like we'll watch like it'll be a nice night we can go to dinner and like we can watch our wedding video and I was

like well I can't watch it now I'm not in the mindset and like you know I have anxiety for my wedding still. And so now I don't know when we're going to watch our wedding video. So it's, it was a time guys. It was a time. Oh, not the best. It's okay. You know, not every trip can be incredible. It can't. And that's, you know, that's, this is when I get sad though, for people who have a trip that happens like that, who have like one trip a year that they look forward to. Luckily for you, you have the freedom to go and take amazing trips all year round. Yeah. But I get very sad when i hear about people having bust experiences and it's their only time they can get away for the year or two years or whatever most people don't go out of the country like on a

regular basis yeah it's it's a very yeah so well that's what i was saying i feel very fortunate that i was able to even like afford this but i was like man that was a bust big bust it's like when you your whole family such a waste of money i know and when you pay for your whole family like go to Disneyland and then you get rain and Disney or whatever. You know what I mean? It's just so sad, but I will say this. I am having a similar thing with travel now. And I wonder if you will experience this Jack, now that you're a homeowner, which is you, you kind of make your home. Now you have a home and I've like made my home so special for myself that it's like, I have all my clothes. I have my air conditioning and I have my ice the way I want it.

And my fridge is with my food and I have my soft sheets. And like, you have everything you want that it's like now going and saving up three or four grand to like go on this trip. You're like, I could have done this thing to the house or like, why would I leave my house when it's so awesome? Like, I wonder if you'll feel that because I feel, I mean, I'm excited about my trip at Christmas to the Galapagos. But like, even when we went to Vietnam at Christmas last year, I was like, what am I

doing here? Like, I could be at a better pool, my own pool. This is what I, that's exactly what I was thinking. Cause I was like, oh, it's so nice. We're like lounging at this pool at the Chateau. But I'm like, we went here for the beaches. Okay. Laguna beach has like a hundred like secret little coves that are so gorgeous.

I'm like, why didn't I just drive 10 minutes to Laguna beach? And then the one thing that I was saying to Jared, when we were there, I was like, you know what I really need is I need nature. Like, that's all I need. I want to go camping. i want to be in nature i want to go see the redwoods this fall like that's what's really like brings me like satisfaction and comfort then i'm like why why are we going across the world to see a beach like this is it was a big revelation for me that i'm like i don't need to

be doing this and not to say bring this back to lady world in florida but you know chris and i this is one of the first things i thought when we went down for the site visit chris and i have spent a gazillion dollars going to french polynesia we've been multiple times it's my favorite beach my favorite water in the world. We flew to Destin, Florida, like a year ago to do a site visit. And I was like, hold the phone. Why have I been spending all this money? And two days there, two days back to go to, uh, Morea and wherever, whatever, whatever else is over there in French Polynesia. Like what? When Destin, Florida, softest sand I've ever felt in my life, clearest water and fried food like you don't need to like and American comforts it's right here in Destin guys

you don't even need a passport like more beautiful half of our listeners already know about Destin and they're like what have you been like sleeping on I had never been until a couple months ago I was like what is this paradise it's an amazing place and well no if you didn't grow up like in the southeast you most likely didn't go to Destin but this is the best kept secret of people who grew up in the southeast is Destin, Florida. And now we're bringing it wide worldwide. Lady worldwide. Lady worldwide. Wait, should we make one of those? Did you guys remember in Step Brothers? They made that music video and it was something worldwide. It was like their business venture. And yeah, and they it's like them on a yacht. And it's like a rap video. You guys don't

know. I'm on a boat. It's like that vibe. I want to do that like Lady Worldwide. Like this. I just want to redo that video i think frame by frame we need to do it let's do it i love it so much okay sorry this is you know the longest good week bad week people love it becca oh god i didn't even realize i hadn't gone yet no okay we're talking today guys we are talking i'll keep it short um my good week is that i have picked up yet another lady old lady hobby i've been taking majan lessons which one's that all my friends are doing this it's like a game it's a chinese game that it's tiles it's they're really cute it's very challenging the origin of it i think the most recent resurgence has been in the last probably 50 years with these little old jewish ladies who

like figured discovered this game and basically brought it to us and it's so fun it's so hard because lately I've been very scared of my brain going bad. So racket sports are supposed to be very good for you in that world of physical and cognitive. So I've been doing my pickleball. And then mahjong is now this amazing pastime that girls in the neighborhood, we all get together and we learn and play together.

So that's my good week. Okay. And my bad week is that I, we're on tour right now with Lady Gang. Yep. I have the best time ever. And I have made a realization about it. I don't want my friends and family coming to the lady gang. I don't either. I don't want people who don't listen to the podcast regularly coming to our shows. And I know my friends want to support me and I

love them for that. But I have started texting something to people asking like if I'm coming to their city and they're like, Oh, you're coming. Like, we'd love to see you. I now say, honestly, it's not going to be enjoyable for you. It's like one big inside joke. If you don't listen to the podcast and I would hate for you to waste 90 minutes of your life, like engage, you know, watching this thing. I don't think it's being received too well because people are like, that's super rude. You didn't offer to get me a ticket to come, but it's how I feel. And I'm so codependent that if I'm on stage and I know people that I know are in the audience, who don't listen to the podcast whole time I'm thinking they must be thinking this is ridiculous

they must be going home to their husbands being like how does Becca even have any success at all that was the weirdest thing I've ever seen because they're not listeners of the podcast so yeah it's been a struggle even my parents whom I love and they have never missed a lady gang show some point on tour they don't come to every show but they'll hit like you know come to Atlanta you know they're doing a little vacation with their friends in Nashville I think they're gonna come to the show in Nashville and I love them but I also kind of wanted to be like that sort of isn't what I want to do that's not what I want to have is my parents in the audience with their friends yeah I totally well unless they go on Apple right now and subscribe you know what I mean like give us a

subscription maybe on YouTube um and listen but you know no I agree a hundred percent it's it's really and we made this tour on purpose and all like there's a reason a lot of podcasts are traveling and doing shows where they have special guests. Like, Oh, we bring in the past, we brought Heather Dubrow, Nick Vile, like whatever. We specifically did not do special guests on this tour because this is for us and our community. And we wanted to see the girls. We want to hug you. We want to talk to you. We want to see your faces. It's really just for us. Cause it has been a while since we just been on tour and we're not trying to sell you a book. We're not, we're just there to see you and say hi to the listeners. And so it's a different kind of show. It's very

intimate and extra inside jokey. So it's like, I think it's even worse this time around because we're so hyper-focused on like really bringing it for our listeners that it's not even a for everyone show. And we made it that way on purpose. Yeah. Yeah. It's quite awkward. I'm actually feeling awkward about it because I just did something. So the wonderful editor in chief who, you know, greenlit both of our books, Diana, um, is leaving the Penguin Random House and she's going over to Harper Collins. And we got this beautiful email from her this week. And then I felt like, oh, well come have a drink with us in New York. Like, you know, as our last hurrah and toast us. And then I was thinking about me and you and Jack in our

ridiculous sparkle outfits. And I was like, I don't want any like agents or professional people that might wear a blazer like I I just want the sillies and so then I regret it invite him but she's fun so it'll be great but like yeah do you know what I mean I'm like I feel exactly the same way it's not the people it's not the vibe and like it's not it's it's just it's the vibe it's you know what it is it's the same anxiety I get when I mix friend groups yes you know like I don't want all of my friends yeah I don't want everybody to then be in a room together for them need to be responsible for their time so it's like the only friends i want coming to this party are the one group of friends that are lady gang community and so it's just weird to have other people because

then you worry about them you worry if you're like yeah i don't want to have to entertain them yeah it's hard but i am super excited about chicago boston this weekend it's gonna be next level chicago is like pretty much sold out boston i think there was like 20 tickets left um and the venues are so great and we're bringing extra merch because i feel like we just have our like lifers there it's i mean it's beautiful jack did an amazing job okay when we come back we need to do some allegedly what's happening or the title of this episode will not be allegedly what happening it'll be clicker texter you're listening to the lady gang jack vanik i need a rundown of what the hell happened on the bachelorette oh well it's so funny because i haven't even watched it

but i know exactly what happened so nightly routine of reddit you're not even watching it anymore well no well it happened when i was gone so i just didn't happen i didn't get to watch the finale but this season was pretty boring but it's it was a doozy so number one so jen is the bachelorette and there were two other girls that were like the standout girls last season that people thought was going to be the bachelorette neither of them ended up doing it so jen was the girl that ended up being the bachelorette but they had already cast the guys so they cast the guys for somebody else basically so number one all of these guys were there thinking that it was one of these other girls they were not there for jen so it was a disaster to begin with also they all

sucked there wasn't a good guy to her like the whole thing was ridiculous well and she's the the first asian bachelorette and so it was like way to fucking go guys like they totally like drove her um and she's so like lovely and seems like such a good person she's so gorgeous like really seemed to be there for the right reasons right um so anyways all the guys sucked there was this one guy that was the front runner through the whole thing that you're like this it's going to be boring because she's going to choose him like it was very very obvious so she ends up choosing him i think she proposes i don't know exactly what happened because i didn't watch it but anyways they get engaged and then at the finale basically you find out that like right

after they got engaged and left hawaii he just like turned into a different person was like i don't think i love you such a dick and then ended up breaking up with her like over the phone or on text or something like that and the finale was just like he just is the biggest douchebag gaslighter wanted to just win the game because he was like in a competition with he's like not conventionally attractive and there's like the hot guy like the other guy kind of reminds me of my like ex and he was like the other front runner and they like hated each other so i think this guy just wanted to win like he wanted to win against the hot guy and um then he just ends up being like this total asshole and then it turns out he um like was with another girl like

when they are were already engaged and it was a whole thing and then it right oh and this is what happened they he breaks up with her and then the next day he follows maria who was the girl that was supposed to be the bachelorette so she was like she's like not only did you break up with me and then you started following all these hot girls on instagram you followed maria and then that was like the big thing is that he wanted and doesn't have a chance doesn't have a chance so it was just like a big shit show but now everybody's rallying behind her which is really good and she got on dancing with the stars so way to go you know what i mean they have two bachelor people joey and her on dancing dancing with the stars is this on the allegedly what's happening

list it is yeah it's next guys you hate it don't you i just i i agree in like the judicial system and like you can pay you can do your time and everybody should have like a fresh slate if you will if we've if you've done the thing that whatever however should you then be launched into fame and fortune after being a con artist in like that to me is feels gross and cheap and weird on behalf of dancing with the stars well i feel like it's the same way you feel about gypsy rose no the way i feel about gypsy rose i don't have any i don't think she doesn't deserve what she's getting because of her actions i think she's had so much trauma that nobody with that amount of trauma could then go navigate fame and like all of this attention like i feel sorry

that she doesn't in my mind i hope i'm wrong like there's just no shot at any kind of healthy like you know i don't know like life mental health i don't know like you know so then to have anna delvey in her house arrest anklet i love it it's funny and like comical and entertaining but i'm also like so now we're celebrating there's all these people who and i don't want to be on dancing with the stars kelty wants to be on dancing with the stars not anymore okay not anymore but there's all these people who have busted their asses to in positive ways and have put out art music tv created like athletes sports like put out all this positive shit into the world and you aren't putting those people to then get another second like round of fame and opportunity on a silver

platter to them and instead you're getting this girl who essentially just like conned a bunch of people and it's she already had the tv show about her which is like i understand we use these people now as like it's an interesting story it was an interesting article that turned into an interesting show yeah but it's like can it stop there can the person themselves who's like notorious not then be given this opportunity that so many people want to have and aren't getting well and she doesn't even want to do it like she was like she did an interview she was like i like said yes but then i didn't want to do it but now i have to like contractually um i well i have like mixed thoughts about it like i totally understand like what you're saying but it's like you think about

anybody like there's so many people on wall street there are politicians so many people doing white color crimes and getting away with it mostly men but i think that it's like so controversial because it's this like she's like a millennial girl and like obviously i understand like the hype of the story yeah but like if bernie madoff was like announced to do dancing with the stars we'd all be like no that guy he cheated a bunch of people out of their money like yeah there are people doing all these things but they're not putting them on dancing with the stars male or female yeah i mean i get it like it's yeah they're succeeding it's it's gross and up that like all those guys like a bunch of guys probably did what anna delvey did and didn't spend

time in prison but it's like isn't it the responsibility like it just goes like further with big massive networks well it's abc disney and you're like don't give me a disney princess and then give me a felon on dancing with stars but that's also now people are talking like that's people are talking about it because of that so it's like there's obviously motive of why i know why they do it i know why they do it here's the thing here's what they missed out on i don't want to do it anymore i'd rather do the traitors thank you i'm past my dancing stars era of desperation but they really missed out by not putting sheena on sheena shea yeah that would have been so funny Here's the thing. Like for those of you who don't follow the Vanderpump Bravo universe,

Sheena said she wanted to do it forever. And then Ariana got on it and Ariana did amazing. But Ariana was just on watch what happens live. And she was like, I still talk to Sheena. We're still friendly. Like the fact that they didn't go and get that Vanderpump in a time when Vanderpump's not on to just continue this story is wild to me. Like if they wanted something, everyone was going to talk about Sheena finally getting her chance. Well, it's like a meme now. It's like, what would Sheena think about it? Cause it's like, someone check on Sheena, someone check on Sheena. Like it would have been so good. That was a major miss for me. Yeah. I wish that was, she had taken her spot. I also agree with you, Becca. I feel like I know so many frauds and I know so many people

that are frauding the system and not like in a cute Kelty, like, like I deserve to be here when i'm not fake it till you make it there's fake it till you make it and there's fraud okay yeah and they're not the same thing and i agree it's like you break the rules and then you're rewarded because now some duracell or some brand's gonna be like you know what we should do we should get anna delvey to do our commercial and she's gonna make money and it's annoying like there should be repercussions you should have could everyone just bottom line have like a bit of integrity can just can you just be giving a platform to people with like a shred of yeah i'm like this is hollywood but it's like i mean there's shitty shady things people do it but it's just so wild it's just wild

to me that like we've now gone to this point yeah okay we have a couple things to talk about um in the divorce area which is very hard j-lo and ben fought j-lo filed which is a surprise to no one i know no one cares i care deeply because i was probably the last person on earth holding out a hope that this was just like a separation proud that she got out as soon as she did and they didn't try to keep proving people wrong yeah that's what do you mean i could have seen them filed for it she did she did she probably had to yeah if i were one if i were her i'm so stubborn and i wouldn't want all these people to know that they were right so i probably would have continued to hold on i'm proud that they got out soon as soon as they could i'm that's what i'm

thinking it's probably him though he probably was like i'm out of here you can file if you want but like i can't imagine that she would be the one that's like because of her pride well you've seen that he's been hanging out with um kick kennedy she's the daughter of jf of rfk oh um and which my name was kick daughter that's a great name she was catherine it was a family name she was named after like her grandmother katherine who went by kick it's like such a weird white waspy like very waspy um but he's been seen with her she's 36 36 years old actress um j-lo's like 55 um that would be the most annoying thing that i would ever lay my eyes on as j-lo but i did see a picture with of j-lo and a-rod recently holding hands oh my god since the divorce yes and here's what i have

to say again here's what I have to say I at the moment was like Jesus Christ stop going back to the recycling bin JLo but then I remembered that there are some girls out there myself included that when I broke up with someone I always went back to the hamper at least once or twice I don't know why but there was a part of me that always just wanted to go back and revisit something get some nostalgia and then also like kick it on moving on down the road so I don't hope she doesn't marry a rod but i was like you're just like us yeah you're just like us yeah i i actually think i don't know her well um obviously but well she's met her many times but like i actually think she's like a cut and dry kind of lady like everyone that i know that knows her is like

when j-lo makes a decision she's out and i was like oh my god she must be so sad and this is so devastating they're like no like she's maybe i i allegedly feel herself i think she's a little robotic like a kelty yeah like you make a decision you go yeah she's she's not gonna be down she's gonna be like i'm gonna wear the i'm gonna have my bridgerton's birthday party and then i'm gonna wear my low-cut bikini and i'll post on social media like bye boy bye yeah um the saddest thing i am about and she's been on our podcast before did you see that rachel zoe and roger divorcing yeah i don't know who's her husband he was on the show with her yeah they've been together since they were like 19 they were iconic 33 years of marriage or something two kids um

and this hit me this hit me harder than like any real celebrity marriage because i feel like those are all shams yeah but the fact that like they got together they were together they they made it through the reality show which is usually what breaks people and then they built all these companies together and I don't know it just like it really I was like oh like that was one couple that you were like they're so solid like Roger made it through so many shitty fashion weeks like he was hanging on for dear life like I know I know it really makes me sad so bums me out but you know what there's like this I've heard people talk about it where so they were married 26 years and I think that's something to celebrate no I agree children together and I think that if both

people were ready to just sort of go their separate ways it's actually a good thing you know it's like have your second chapter be a new exciting one if you've really truly outgrown your first one which I'm sure they both equally felt pretty like 26 years is a long time it's a long time but then I was like it just worries me because when I see people that are together that long then they split up like oh my god like if I split with Chris and had to start oh can you imagine me dating you guys i can't imagine you dating now that would be insane i wouldn't i would i would have a non-sexual life partner like friend cult of women like i just could never date again i couldn't do it yeah dating oh my god in 2024 oh my god not with all the stuff you shout out to

all the single girls i just don't know how you do it i don't know how you do it it's horrific out there like people are crazy um okay my very last thing is we just want to say congratulations to our girl kristen who got engaged oh yeah pop the question in hawaii she looks generally surprised in the photos like yeah i feel like generally genuinely genuinely yeah genuinely surprised like generally i think they probably ring shopped oh yeah and you know did some sort of ring deal which is smart of them but she she looks surprised and i think they're really good together yeah it's cute it's really cute i'm happy for them yeah i'm really happy for them we needed some good news to come out of the valley because everyone's divorcing you're right jackson britney wait can i

wait sorry can i i just opened instagram and there's the funniest quote can i read it really quick yeah okay it's this is for you kelsey it says dakota johnson on drinking celsius on the set of her short loser baby oh I saw this interview she goes I discovered Celsius on day one of filming the short I didn't know that it was like Red Bull I thought it was like a natural drink I was like I'm so creative I'm so inspired I'm awake all night long I'm not sleeping because I'm just thinking and it's because I was having two Celsius's a day I thought it was vitamins I didn't realize it was basically overdosing on caffeine yeah yeah that is so for you Kelty I know i'm not she was literally gulping it down earlier i was like how does somebody drink celsius

this fast she and you hear it going down her throat i know the other day i had to get some blood work done and i forgot that i had to fast and so i got there and they're like you've been fasting i was like yeah but i'd already had a celsius you know like the results are gonna be crazy he's gonna be like your vitamin b is wild and then you know i had to do a p test and the pee is like neon yellow this is the difference of like you and everyone else or actually not really but but like you were the only person I know that would just kind of proceed with it anybody else would be like like oh no I had a Celsius I have to reschedule this like I'm not gonna waste everyone's time but you're just like sure whatever sure fine let's do it it's so weird

it's like I know we're so different I know my doctor's an hour away I couldn't get that time back i was like you know what if the results are weird that i mean the results are just going to be like inconclusive yeah they're going to be like um they're gonna be like you're a mutant from the marvel movie your blood is green yeah okay well this was a great episode by the way guys we got to get on a zoom for florida we're doing some planning next we love you we can't wait to see you the lady gang.com slash lady world more info coming and we weren't here for a long time it wasn't see you next tuesday no it was wrong oh see you next tuesday let's do it together five six seven eight see you next tuesday thank you so much for listening the lady gang is produced

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