LadyGang - ALLEGEDLY WASSA HAPPENING: Lafufus, Bey Hive Heists & Goodbye Prince Derek

Episode Date: July 22, 2025

In this week’s chaos-fueled edition of Allegedly Wassa Happening, the LadyGang dives deep into the news you didn't know you needed. We’re unpacking the tragedy of lafufus (the fake Labubu... dolls ruining Keltie’s life), Becca's lavish vacation flex, and Jac’s major health glow-up. Also: Pete Davidson is allegedly… preggers?!, someone has stolen Beyoncé’s actual hive (the audacity), and Keltie has a theory that all dolls = death. It’s unhinged, unfiltered, and utterly LadyGang.We have summer deals for YOU!!Quince: Give your closet a summer upgrade! Go to Quince.com/lady for FREE shipping on your order and 365 day returns!Macys: Shop Macy's Summer Black Friday Sale from July 23 - 27 in-store or at Macys.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:00:26 Thursday, October 13th. Massey Hall. Join best-selling author Rachel Reed as we celebrate the deluxe hardcover release of Heated Rivalry. Your premium tickets include a copy of the new Heated Rivalry deluxe hardcover edition. Get your tickets at MasseyHall.com. Well, what is this? Welcome to the Lady Gang. That's amazing. Say that again. The Lady Gang.
Starting point is 00:00:50 Things are about to change around here. Each week, we catch up with Hollywood's hottest girl posse, Kelty Knight, Becca Tobin, and Jack Vanek. Hello, hello, hello. Welcome to Lady Gang. I am Becca Tobin here with Jack Vanek and Kelsey Knight. Hello. Oh, no. I was muted.
Starting point is 00:01:10 We're already on a roll, guys. This is fantastic. Jack is muted and talking, so. You know, I'm using, like, probably the most expensive podcasting mic ever, but the muting, the accidental muting on this mic is, like, crazy, and we've had it happen with so many guests where it's like, check everything, and it's muted. It's muted.
Starting point is 00:01:30 I see that Jared still hasn't painted the door. Is he going to? Yeah, so he actually told me. He's like, you know what? Kelty was right. I need to paint my door, which is annoying because I told him to paint the door when we were originally painting his room. But because it's coming from you, now he wants to do it. It's one of those things like you don't want to listen to your actual wife because you're crazy.
Starting point is 00:01:54 You ask for insane things all day long. of being like i would like to paint this wall baby blue and i only want metal i remember when we were talking about your um the handle for your stairs and i was like you could get this or this and you're like no i want this i was like well that's what lisa vanderpump has in her house that will be fifty thousand dollars you can't afford that stair railing and that eight foot of stair railing is your first child yeah unfortunately it is no it's very true but yeah this door has got to be painted so it'll be black like the rest of the walls yeah but he also like the trimming i told you guys last week the trimming is white in here too and i'm like just
Starting point is 00:02:33 make it a dungeon yeah make it like a satanic dungeon you know you're halfway there and then you can use it as a nursery and then yeah it'll double as a nursery for your little satan demon baby. So perfect. Um, okay. Well, should we dive in? It's time for good week. Yes, it is bad week. Oh no. Um, I'll go first cause I'm fresh off of vacation. Oh, jealous. I know. Um, so my dad's 70th was in June. And so the whole family decided to plan a trip to the Bahamas and we brought, it was my sister and her kids and me and Ford and Zach and my parents. And it was, I realized kind of the first vacation that we've ever taken like that, like at a big resort with the whole family, with like Ford and all the cousins, like it was just super magical. Nothing went wrong,
Starting point is 00:03:35 which is crazy because in that whole group of nasty children, you'd think that somebody would have spread the plague and we would have gone down. Um, but it was just so lovely. And I feel like I just got to spend so much more time like with my parents too, because I'm in Atlanta now, but we're like bopping in and out and everything is just always so like crazed that we really didn't get our, use our phones much. And we were just really present and it was really super nice. was it an all-inclusive it was not um it's called Baja Mar and oh yeah have you stayed there before yeah I had gone a couple years ago with couples which was super fun but this was they have like a full water park inside oh hell yeah yeah inside of the of the um property and it was wild so
Starting point is 00:04:27 that was very fun my bad week is also has to do with the water park an indoor water park sounds like a nightmare well number one it's got to be so gross well maybe not there if it's a nice hotel but is ford i can't imagine he's adventurous is he he's not i mean here's the thing there's like a little kiddie area which is perfect with like slides for them which is like barely a slide right um and then there's the big mammo like mammo mammo slides and i so i love a water park i know oh hold your judgment i'm so sorry i love the who is this woman i love the feeling of like a wet inner tube i love a lazy river wow i think it has so much to do with nostalgia but also because I feel like a kid, like you're walking around barefoot in a bathing suit, just like
Starting point is 00:05:25 flopping around, going from one slide to the other. You can't have a phone. You won't even wear shorts, but you're like, I want to be in a bikini with bare feet. No, it's the type of thing where, remember we had the supermodel that was on and she said that actually wearing less, like a bikini with less material actually looks best on your body when you're insecure. That's how I feel about like shorts versus a bikini. Like I would so much rather walk a runway in a bikini than a jean short. Oh my God. Same. Okay. I've never looked worse than in a short. I was like, I'll go naked. Same. I would go in a thong like before a short. Shorts are just so the vulnerability level of a short is just, they just cut you off always. There's no way. Yeah. Yeah. Anyways, except a
Starting point is 00:06:10 Bermuda short. I really love a Bermuda short. Who's shocked? Nobody. Okay. So I love a water park and I just, it's just super fun, super nostalgic and super freeing. And before I went, I told my nephew, I was like, I'm going to do all the slides. I'm going to do everything with you, every single one you could possibly imagine. And he was like, okay, there's one that's like really scary. And it goes straight down. Like the floor drops out from underneath you. I walked up like 85 flights of stairs and I was thinking this is, I was in a one piece too, because you have to wear a one-piece at a water park just fyi um which i also felt very out of my element in a one-piece i walked up like 85 flights of stairs and i
Starting point is 00:06:54 shit your pants bitched out i walked down the stairs because i stood there no i was having thoughts go through my head that were so wild because the the pitch of a slide is it was almost, it was almost perpendicular with the, with the ground. And I'm like, what if one wrong thing? What if I'm like the, the perfect velocity or whatever to go right off the side and land and die splat. So I'm going to Google if that's ever happened, please hold. Of course it has. There's a documentary about it. It's called class action park. It's about a ton of people died at this park in the eighties. I'm glad I didn't see this before I went. Oh yeah. No, it was crazy. Um, those are the type of slides too, that like go up your butthole and give you
Starting point is 00:07:46 diarrhea. Yeah. Like an enema. Well, I was going to do it on day one, but I was in a gorgeous Amazon bikini and I just thought this is not going to withstand the test of water. So then I put on my target one piece, which by the way, shout out to target. They make some elegant one pieces right know okay gorgeous um so i saved it for my one piece day and i bitched out i bitched out and i'm so mad at myself i used to be so so free and so dangerous but now i'm a mom so who's next there's an entire wikipedia of incidents at uh water slides so i feel like you're fine i made the right choice okay no i told you class action park it's actually such a good documentary um i've gotta say maybe this is like the only time that you have experienced whimsy because you hate
Starting point is 00:08:35 everything else and this is what this is what it's all about yeah but there's no other way to capture this except literally a water park but like imagine that for other people and they do it with other things just like what do you feel that way about my concerts I know no this can't be no I'm just kidding it has to be experiences it's it's me doing like anything over the holidays like any experience that's like nostalgic like it gives me that little that little like warm feeling inside okay i'll believe you now you get like a little droplet of it i guess okay i'm gonna go next um so i have a new word it's not a word for the lady gang dictionary it's actually a word that jared came up with um you know when you have like when you're sharing
Starting point is 00:09:27 food with people and there's like a certain amount, like say you're at sushi and there's like eight pieces of the sushi roll. And then at the very end, there's always one piece that like nobody is going to take. Jared calls it the polite piece. And I thought that's so funny because it's like, everybody is so polite. They don't want to like take the last piece and look like an asshole. So like at the end of the day, there's like one piece of everything just like sitting on the table and it's a standoff. Well, it's weird that you say that because this just happened. I was with a family and the kids were eating around the table and the, the mom was like, I guess one of the kids went for the last piece and she was like,
Starting point is 00:10:06 no, we never go for the last piece. We give that, we leave that for the guests. No way. I did not know this was, yeah. I mean, I knew instinctually, I, I usually try to leave that last piece, but sometimes I'm just ravenous and I have to go for it. I know. Sometimes I'm like get I'm just gonna do it but it's so funny it's like ingrained in us just to like leave it for somebody else but then nobody's gonna take it and then they come and pick up the plates and nobody wants to be the person that's like wait I'll take it after it's been sitting there for 45 minutes like it's really I know it's so funny the polite piece can start using that people I like it um my daddy Jared would think of that though he's such a gentle lion he's just yeah
Starting point is 00:10:45 He's not taking that piece. My bad week is well bad week and kind of good week. So I have been seeing an allergist just you know, for all the things going on. And I just did my blood work yesterday for some new tests. And I guess this is kind of good week. They all came back abnormal, right? And every time something comes back abnormal, I'm like, I'm dying. Like I'm definitely dying and like some of the levels are like really high and some of them are really low but and i know we give chat gpt so much shit but for things like this it literally saves my life because you go in and you say can you analyze these test results for me i'm doing this for an allergist and then you tell them what it is and they're like you're not dying you're just like a little
Starting point is 00:11:33 bit anemic and i'm like thank god because i have spiraled so many times about this where i literally like wait this is the first time someone's telling you you're anemic and it's chat gpt after becca and jack or kelty have known you're anemic for three years oh no no i know i'm anemic okay but it's like it's like you're you're you're like dr becca has something to let you know oh no i know i'm anemic but i can't take iron supplements because i'm so fucking constipated and i can't i have to get a hold of that because iron makes you what's the whole thing but anyways no i know i'm anemic but it's like your blah blah blah can i introduce you to a steak i know i can't eat speak every day well every once in a while i sprinkle it in oh i know i do sprinkle it in
Starting point is 00:12:13 yeah i guess maybe just add a little more i just had it in and out the other day that's super healthy iron debatable but anyways it's like this random level is off the charts this way and i'm like how that must just mean i'm definitely dying but it's like oh no this just like is your iron levels are low so anybody else that has like crazy health anxiety like me just like throw throw them on into chat gbt and it'll tell you what's going on did you get to the bottom of anything no okay cool cool so we're always we're back where we started we're back where we started and the allergist that i'm going to see next week is literally like he's almost like a quack but everybody knows the guy that told what did what was the kelty's doctor who told her about
Starting point is 00:12:59 like sperm something about sperm what was it this guy like kind of he's just like because i have like mold exposure he's like that wouldn't give you a rash and he's like that's not even an allergy like he just like literally i don't think that's a quack i think that's just a medical doctor what do you mean i think western people don't believe in mold poisoning and eastern doctors do yeah right that's true right yeah that's why i have like he was also he was telling me some like covid conspiracies as well um and he's crazy he's just like a wacky old guy but it's so hard to get into a new doctor it took me like four months i'm like i'm just gonna gonna keep him wow okay so here i am no answers but okay we'll see you next week keep us posted i will guilty guilty keep us
Starting point is 00:13:51 post it okay well um i am so i have a good week as you know this is the last time i'm going to talk about this i'm just letting you know this is the booboo if it's a booboo no no no i got a it's the same shit no this one is fake okay no i know but it's the same shit i know but listen becca this one is so up it's me its arm is falling off like finally there is like the La Boo Boo's. If you can't get into it, Becca, this is for you. This is, look at, she's fucked up. Her feet fall off. Even worse. She has 10 teeth. This one looks like it will literally kill you. Kelty, you are the La Foo Foo of humans. I know. This one is just terror. Where'd you get the La Foo Foo from? You already have the La Boo Boo. So La Foo Foo is from Taylor, who's one of
Starting point is 00:14:39 the stylists at E. Oh, another gift. Yeah, another gift. So anyway, how scary. Like this one's so cute and this one it's pride it's just terrifying but anyway yeah everyone listening in their car is really thankful that we're talking i will post them obviously duh um okay my bad week is that um i didn't even know if i should say something about this but it is derrick's last week prince derrick's last week being my assistant um the reason i'm i wanted to say something is because now it's become a conversation in the lady gang group. There's many conversations about what has happened in the fallout of Derek and Kelty. I just wanted to just set the record straight. Allegedly what's happening with Prince Derek, assistants, they come and go. I've had many
Starting point is 00:15:29 different personal assistants. I know that sounded mean, but like, okay, hold on. It's very Kelty of you. Husbands, they come and go. Well, they do, too. They do, too. A personal assistant is not a job that's meant for someone to have for 20 years unless they want to be a professional personal assistant. If you have any other goals, dreams, life at about a year and a half, two years of working for someone, you start to realize I can't make this bitch another cheese plate or I'm going to poke my eyes out. You know what I mean? And this happens with, this has happened to me many times with different assistants. I, everyone's still in my life. Chelsea was at my birthday party. Alex, we're going to the wedding. Um, Elena like did charity work with me. Like everyone that's worked for me eventually comes back into my life as a friend. So I know Derek and Prince Derek and I will be connected forever. Um, but I am actually, I know you guys won't believe this, but Chris and I had
Starting point is 00:16:29 a real come to Jesus about our lives, what we're doing in our lives, what our 40s look like. And he's working all over the world. He's never home. I'm in this big old house alone going crazy every day. I have lived my life with seven jobs and so much stress. And I just hit a breaking point where I do not want that to be my life anymore. And so I am saying no to a lot of things. I'm saying no. And there is no, there is no amount of, there's no amount of bags or purses or money or savings or square footage that can make me calm. What I want to do is be like in a bubble wrap room with books and knitting. And like, that's all I need for happiness. And so with that, having a personal assistant is a huge financial luxury that not everyone can have,
Starting point is 00:17:23 like having a nanny, like not everyone gets to have someone that like picks up their packages and opens them and picks up their mail and drives them around so they can do emails while they're driving. But like, to be honest, I don't want to be the kind of person that's doing emails while I'm driving. You know what I want to do? I want to listen to Fiona Apple and look out the window and enjoy a nice coffee. I don't want to have to be on from the moment I wake up into the moment I go to sleep. And Chris is in the same boat. We're both just like running and not ever stopping. And so for me, I think saying no to a lot of those job opportunities and those extra things, the little baby things that just keep you so busy means that I have to make cutbacks in my life.
Starting point is 00:18:06 And one of those is the luxury of having a personal assistant. So there's nothing going on. There's no bad blood. This is one of those things where I personally feel like Derek's ready for his next thing. I think he's a star. I think he should be acting or on amazing race or like literally on love Island or whatever he wants to do. Like I remember his casting tape from super fan and he's just like one of a kind person, like so, so, so, so special. Like, should he be on prices? Right. I don't know what you should do, but like should be applying for all the reality shows. career you know price is right yeah but it could launch him into like a viral sensation 100% like he like that's he's like a star he deserves to be in a position where he's in front of the camera
Starting point is 00:18:49 and he's not like schlepping your stuff around yeah exactly and so he felt it I felt it we know this is happening it's still hard it's still sad there's like definitely a sadness what if I hired him enjoy your cheese enjoy your cheese plate you know what I mean how shady I think that Derek like right now it's like his last day is today actually and I was like he's like what time should I come over I'm like we'll come at one so we can like pack up all this stuff and you can take it to the like to mail it and I was like goodbye bubble wrapping your life like it's like goodbye to this garbage life like you know what I mean he's he's ready for his new thing and we've had so much fun together so there's no bad blood lady gang group you can still be friends with Derek and you can
Starting point is 00:19:37 still be friends with me there's no bad guy here it's just you don't have to pick sides yeah and it's like I'm cutting back I'm gonna be cutting back on a lot of different areas of my life and I'm excited about being 40 and like going home for the weekend and seeing my family or making plans like to have someone come into town and be at my house. Like I, I've been like, Oh, I work four days a week at E and then we do lady gang and lady world all day. And then Fridays for like catch up and doctor's appointments and anything like that. And then Saturday and Sunday I can fill, I can go to Arizona and do this brand deal. I can go here and I can shoot this extra web series and I can like, no, no, no. Like Saturdays, actually this last weekend, um, I had Christmas
Starting point is 00:20:23 out of town shocker. And I had two days at my house and I bed rot. I watched the poop cruise documentary. I watched a documentary about the prisoners that make blankets for the foster kids that they murdered someone. And now they make, they, so I love it. I cut all the dead sage and lavender out of my garden by hand. I washed the dog. I went for two hikes one Saturday and one sunday i went to pilates i knit i did nothing that's a lot of things but that's like nothing for me that's literally like the craziest most productive weekend i've ever heard what yeah me too you're working out you're gardening pilates gardening like what that's not bed robbies sorry you failed again no but i laid on the couch and watched no i know what
Starting point is 00:21:14 you're saying you didn't work you didn't rush around you didn't yeah there was no to-do list it was I looked at the lavender when I was laying in the yard and I was like huh and I put on some music and I put on my hat and I was like Fiona Apple well I'm really into 90s alt rock right now wow when did you get out of that I am barely breathing I can't hear the air I just snip snip snip, all those little snip, snip, snip. Anyway, it was beautiful. Love Derek. Everything's going to be fine. Yeah. We're so grateful to Derek. He really was such an amazing addition as the fourth Lady Gang member. Having him on tour, some of the best memories. When he held the cup with my urine in it, there was nothing more bonding. I love him and I know he's going to go and launch
Starting point is 00:22:03 to superstardom and i love him but also kelty i'm proud of you i'm really happy that you are what are you doing opening a celsius what are you doing this what is it it's a drink oh my god um you know i also think that you and we all have such opposite like ways of operating in careers and you've been such a chaser and it's gotten you so far like if jack and i had any of that in us we would be so much wealthier. So like we are not, I'm not shading you. It's a quality I deeply admire, but I think you've been chasing for so long that like sometimes it's really nice to just sit back and when things come, you're like really able to decide from like your guts if it's something you really want. Like it's, and I think you're going to know those things. Like when you
Starting point is 00:22:57 make it quiet and then those things come in, you're going to have a much easier time saying yes or no and knowing what's right and what's wrong. I also think like we're in, I'm so excited for lady world. Like I couldn't be more excited. I want it to be here right now, but the amount of work that's going on right now, like with everybody, especially you is insane. Like this, this is a level of planning and logistics that we've never taken on, not ever. So I'm just happy that you're like making those changes. And by October, you'll be a new person. Oh my God. Can you imagine what life is going to be like after lady world. She's gonna literally like throw her phone into the Hollywood lake and never, we're going to never hear from her again. If you want to do that thing,
Starting point is 00:23:41 like when people on talk shows go on vacation, like bring in guest hosts on your honor, like we could do that too. If you're like, I'm not feeling it today. We can do that. We did that when you had Ford, you know, probably do that when I have a kid. So healthy gets a free pass. I get paternity leave. You can't stress, stress, stress, yeah. Wait, that's actually amazing. No, it's really, really great. I am. I'm really happy. I'm sad. I'm sad about Derek. I feel like there's a part of me that feels like I'm letting him down because I had to make that decision. It's like anytime you have to, you know, break up with someone, but I, I, I think sometimes like The best thing you can do like I look at someone like elena elena if you're in a lady ganger
Starting point is 00:24:27 She was my assistant for many years. We were very close And when it was time for her to be done It was a little dramatic like we were she was really hurt and she would have stayed forever And it was like a hard breakup. She was she was pissed, you know But then from that being mad she went and got like her dream job She works for one of the biggest networks in the world. She produces television and digital she's been nominated for webby awards like she is doing the next level of her but she would have never got there she would have still been packing my mail if i would have allowed her to so it's a
Starting point is 00:25:01 hard decision but it's also like anytime something has ended for me like think of the growth after i got fired like it's it's it's not a bad thing i mean it's a bad thing right now because i'm sure he's terrified um and like how am i gonna pay my rent but like you know he'll figure it out he's super smart and yeah good when we come back we're gonna talk about pete davidson now back to the lady gang and we're back allegedly what's happening just a few hot topics today everyone because i know we needed a big update on our lives pete davidson is having a baby i'm excited for him so it's with who's the girlfriend the girlfriend is elsie i think is her name. They've been dating for about a year and they posted the sonogram and the caption on
Starting point is 00:25:52 the sonogram post was, I guess now people know we had sex. I like that a lot. I love that too. Pre-marital sex. Also, I got like a glimpse into like how the other half lives. They had their ultrasound tech in their own home projecting that I think it was their living room. What? that they had this person unless they go to a place that looks like a house and i'm sure there's people that do this you know for celebrities that don't want to be seen going in and getting ultrasounds or something they come to you they don't want to go to the pregnancy mobile ultrasounds wow i don't know i could be wrong but it looked really elevated and very chic so good for them um i think this is gonna be really good for pete i agree i think so too but we also said that about
Starting point is 00:26:40 Justin Bieber I know did you guys see Justin Bieber's photo shoot no what did he do it was interesting um it was him and Haley I guess it so they were like it was like kind of in the desert with like a dilapidated house and like an old gross couch and I guess it's like the photographer's style to kind of do this like that's just like his style of photography but there's like a lot a discourse of it online because it's like glorifying like like little house low income housing and that kind of a vibe and then there's one of a picture that he has his hand down his pants i saw that you did see him yeah and like it's the album artwork i think oh it is yeah oh i thought i just saw it on facebook it was just like a series i mean they're cool pictures
Starting point is 00:27:31 until you like think about the relationship and like he's never looking at her in them and like the only picture of him smiling is him alone so people are like analyzing it they're digging is it crazy that I think I don't trust anything anymore that I think all of this has been album promotion well that's what she said she I still can't get this iced tea open it's I'm never gonna have a drink I'm never gonna tap the side of it with something hard like when you do you got it no no tap the top of it hit the top of it no no no the sides of the top with like a something no that's what i'm saying like the the tin can i just use my teeth yeah no use it you i thought you need to use a knife it's coming okay oh my god good job almost okay just two anemic women
Starting point is 00:28:19 you know my wrists are very dangerous okay um no what i was gonna say is i agree 100 i think because hayley posted something like now i'm sitting on business or something like that on her Instagram. And I think this is all a ploy of like, no one spoke out when people were like, he's crazy again and their marriages and, and she's going out without the wedding ring. Like I barely wear my wedding ring. Like she's doing it on purpose so that it can hype, hype, hype, hype, hype. And then album, like they're sitting there going, ha ha ha ha. Yeah. Like we have not talked about that. We have not talked about them this much. Not even when they had a baby, barely when they got married, this is the most their names and pictures and faces have ever
Starting point is 00:28:59 been in the press probably since they started dating yeah that's true is that a is that a coincidence i think not it's just a weird way of stirring up controversy where it's like people think that your husband hates you it's like there's gotta be a better way about that's all people care about is like it's a weird flex for sure it is it's like this is not great the other thing um tmz literally just broke this they said justin bieber's 31 million dollars to scooter hinges on haley's road deal so this is very interesting so he has this huge debt to scooter brawn allegedly i can give you a little bit of what i know of this allegedly from my what i think allegedly when scooter and justin broke up i think that justin didn't have the money that he shot
Starting point is 00:29:50 thought he should have and so his team went in and they were like hey where's this money where's the money from this, the music business, from what I know, allegedly there's like many, many pockets of hidden money. It's interesting because the way musicians work, right. They have their brand deals and they have endorsement deals and then they have Spotify and Apple. And, but all of those things are all over the world. And when you're a global artist, like is Spotify Philippines paying you out the money that you're supposed to get? Like it's, it's a chase, you know? And so I think just, and then a lot of deals are like in the stock market where it's like, I know that was one of Scooter's big thing, allegedly, but I know, where he would do deals for his artists and
Starting point is 00:30:32 be like, instead of me taking the cash, I'm going to get Tesla stock or I'm going to get Apple stock or whatever, because that can be worth a lot of money for people. It's worth more than the hundred grand you would make. Anyway, I know this is boring, but I think Justin went and audited Scooter and was like, where's my money? And then in the audit, it came out allegedly that actually it was the other way around, where it was like, you actually owe us all this money. So that's kind of what i heard was going on behind the scenes i have i don't really know but how would he where would the how would he owe money like this makes sense because it's commissions yeah like if scooter got him a deal that was like multi-year deal or like any conversation that scooter started any
Starting point is 00:31:14 money that justin makes in perpetuity is kind of a commission to scooter so like even for little puny little actors like me like i have to pay commission on like residuals sometimes and that's like years and years and years and that's like a rep that i haven't had in 10 years so so if justin went around the world trying to find the money from all of these different places like the rights to your documentary from when you were 16 that's still playing in asia or uk or wherever and he collected all this money he's gonna owe commission on all of that money so it's like there's just it's it's it seems wild like 31 million dollars unaccounted for but i have heard so many times of stars that owe 5 10 20 million dollars in commission and just like their business managers
Starting point is 00:32:01 suck and they just never found the money and it's not a big deal but i think it's very interesting and i feel bad for hayley because if this is true that like basically scooter's like hey it's cool don't worry you don't have to give me the money until hayley's check clears i mean i know they're married but damn that girl can't just have her money god it's like she's finally having her moment and then she has to pay off his freaking debts right it's like you're literally jax taylor and britney getting married but let me just be devil's advocate you know that i do this very well i'm not trying to be an anti-feminist i'm not trying to be any of that shit but i don't think hayley bieber's road would be as valuable as it is now had she not married justin bieber oh a
Starting point is 00:32:42 million percent so i think that it's just like when they say when you get married and one person stays home when you divorce the person who stays home and takes care of your i don't that actually makes no sense but both people have a hand in the success of each other's right ventures usually you were very right so no i do think the lipstick case if she was just hayley what was her name before baldwin yeah she was just hayley baldwin nobody would have cared about the road lipstick case Haley Baldwin was hosting lip sync battle and I was a contestant on it and that will tell you what echelon of Hollywood she was working with was she dating Justin Bieber at that point she had she didn't when she started the show and then she was at the Met Gala with um
Starting point is 00:33:25 Shawn Mendes oh I forgot about Shawn Mendes they dated that was the whole thing with oh my god have you even been in hollywood no went to the met gala in may with sean mendez and by july was engaged dating engaged to justin bieber whoa yeah i mean i don't think engaged i don't think engaged but it was like it it was like serious she was when you go to the met gala together and someone like rushes you up you don't just go to the met i mean they weren't even in the same designer they were dating it was clear that they were like on a date at the Met Gala oh my god maybe it was just publicity date I don't know but then right after that where is Camilla Cabello yeah I just saw where is she paparazzi shot with her and her boyfriend okay she just changed
Starting point is 00:34:21 she just changed managers she just changed managers well she should because I hadn't heard her name in a long time and she needs a new manager she had the i love it i love it i love it i love it yeah i guess you're right but i i think when she was with sean mendez like i it's all you ever well yeah it's a slow paparazzi walk that's the power of celebrity coffee cups yeah didn't have anything like could we not just go in the backyard what is happening it's wild um no she got a new manager i thought i thought she should have had chris knight manager but yeah he's too busy to be honest but so what is i'm sorry to go back to the beginning of this episode but i also want to know what is chris's plan for so much travel because we don't like the thought of you
Starting point is 00:35:04 in that house alone uh yeah i don't know how do you do it i am like terror i won't sleep alone in my house well i'm very good at being alone until i'm not good at being alone yeah um thank god for callie and callie has you know she used to be pretty cunty and she would just do her own thing but now i think she's lonely too so she's like basically sleeping on my face so it's like we're best friends i'm talking to her like she likes to hide in my closet i go down and i lay with the shoes and like visit her it's just a whole thing um you know for chris i would love to see him transition into a different type of job i would love to see him just like running a company you know i think the problem is he's really good at what he does um and people want
Starting point is 00:35:50 him around especially when you're dealing with like global superstars it's like he just had a client do the world cup in new york city like it was like chris martin and uh doja cat and his client like it's like he's at that level and it's amazing for him um but he's pretty burnt out i think and i don't know i feel like i feel like he's so loyal that he'll never leave his job But I would love if some company was like, hey, dude, you should come be the CMO or the – I saw the thing. This is how much I'm ready for Chris to be home. I saw an article on like Deadline or something that said that Netflix was going to partner with Spotify for like all kinds of music ventures. And I actually texted Annie Roberts, who is our friend who actually greenlit our Lady Gang show.
Starting point is 00:36:40 She's like the head of talent at Netflix now. She used to be the head of talent at E! This is very inside baseball. but I was like, can Chris have this job? What did she say? She was like, oh my God, I'm hearing rumblings of this. And I was like, is this real? Can Chris have this job? There wasn't even a job posting. It was just like that Netflix and Spotify are going to team up. Anyway, we'll see what happens. But you are a success consultant, so you should turn your powers to Chris Nate. Yeah. I'm like, once I stop like crying and taking gabapentin as a prescription,
Starting point is 00:37:07 I'm going to definitely work on Chris. Also, can I just say one thing? I know this is supposed to be alleged it was happening. I got a lip flip and something bad happened. I could tell. I know. What do you mean? I could tell. Okay. So I went to my regular girl. I got the lip flip. The lip flip is fine. Something happened with the chin Botox. My lower lip is look at when I saw. Yeah. It's like, it's not, it's not the lip flip. It's the chin Botox. It's the chin Botox. yeah you're like your lip goes in like a w at the bottom the middle lip won't go where it needs to go when i'm talking see oh i do see i have more power in my outer rod on lid than i do in my middle lip and so when did you do it it'll wear off soon it's gonna wear off soon and i can just
Starting point is 00:37:55 go in the sun and it'll wear off in two seconds but it's been weird because it like slowly has crept up and then i try to smile or like talk with my see my like oh my god now i can't unsee it I wasn't seeing it before I know well anyway you're listening to the lady gang okay um I want to talk about this 9-1-1 Beyonce situation so I don't know if you guys heard but Beyonce had like a choreographer or creative director something their car got broken into and they called 9-1-1 first of all baby you signed an NDA do not be calling 9-1-1 and let them know that you work for Beyonce and Beyonce's material was stolen. Like that just seems like maybe don't tell people what it is, but what do you mean material? Okay. So she goes really, really important data was
Starting point is 00:38:46 stolen. So I am assuming that this person's car got broken into allegedly. Well, we know that and a computer was stolen and the computer probably had files on it of they're saying unreleased music, unreleased like decks, documents. This person, what if this person worked on the visual album that never came out and has clips saved to their computer? But then I was like, is it 1996? Like does your Mac book, doesn't your Mac book like have a password on it? That's number one. I mean, people can hack into it. But also like the moment something goes missing for me that is an apple product i just wipe it you can do it from find my iphone iphone you can literally like from you can remotely yeah do you think beyonce's choreographer
Starting point is 00:39:37 was using a dell you know what i mean we don't know what this person's being paid they might have a desk book but also like what could the choreographer really have in their possession The music. I think it's the unreleased music. And, but then also it's like, I just, I, what I need to know more. I need a documentary on this because to me, like on one side of the world, it's Taylor Swift doing the me video when she did the, you'll never find another like me. She had a hundred dancers. No one had ever heard the song. They did all of the choreography to a click track. And she was the only one that heard the song because they were so afraid of it leaking or someone recording something from set. They made an entire music video and no one there had ever heard the song. Wow. That's crazy. That's wild. So like if Beyonce's not at this level of care we need to be security beef it up you know what i mean secure your borders thank you so much
Starting point is 00:40:44 oh can i tell you one thing that was really cute that we didn't talk about when i was at the tony's a few months ago we i saw michelle williams from destiny's child and um you know michelle williams came and did the pilot episode of lady gang tv she came to your house and nobody ever saw it because we didn't release the pilot and she was so funny and sweet she's so funny like she does not get the credit for being the sassy bitch she is because i was on the carpet and i was like you know what's your like the friendship because beyonce had just come to she's in death becomes her on broadway and um i was like beyonce just came to the show what does that friendship mean to you and she goes you knew you guys you know a thing or two about friendship you and the lady
Starting point is 00:41:25 gang oh she's cute how would she even remember that she's michelle williams very cool i love that she's super sweet okay wait i need to bring something up for allegedly did you guys see the jumbotron at the coldplay concert no okay can i send you a video really quick yes please it's a TikTok this oh yes okay yes yeah so if you haven't seen it at a Coldplay concert they have this jumbotron that like goes to the audience and films people and they ended up filming a CEO like a tech CEO in a loving embrace with his co-worker and once it like goes on them once the jumbotron goes on them she gets embarrassed and turns to the side and he literally ducks down so you can't see him but the world has seen is he married to somebody else so how do we know who these people
Starting point is 00:42:23 are they're both married and he has two kids so this is not to each other no so it said uh viral footage showed married astronomer ceo andy byron and his company's chief police officer kristin Cabot awkwardly jumping out of each other's arms as they flashed up on a kiss oh I guess it's a kiss cam um that's so embarrassing wait their reaction after I mean everybody needs to go look at this how do they find it if they can't I mean just literally search it's gonna be everywhere on TikTok but wait hold on but they were around other people so like they were in the box with everyone else know they were having an affair maybe it's people from work that just knew or something if he's the ceo he's probably like signed an nda don't she's the head of hr
Starting point is 00:43:09 no no that can't be true chief chief uh people officer allegedly what the fuck is a chief that's gotta be that's gotta be hr chief people officer that seems like a fake woke the new company wait okay a chief police people officer is a senior executive who leads and organizations human resources strategy and operations there you go wow that is rough wow i love that but i don't understand like why they were in the box hugging if they didn't want to be caught like other people are probably anonymous like maybe the box was just other random people i don't know no you always buy it for like their company or something exactly but also like what if martha who teaches your wife pilates was also at the cult play concert and
Starting point is 00:44:04 she looked up and saw you what what city was this in i need more information was this in the city they lived in because if i were having an affair and i were a smart person somewhere else i would go to a very weird place i'd go to like indiana and have my lover meet me i mean the sky full of stars will really make you make mistakes you know what i mean not i sparks when you hear sparks you can't help but wrap your arms around someone near you to you oh my god like coldplay just has that ability you know so that is great jack that was thank you for bringing that to our attention you're so right well on that note i was going to talk to you about um about this uh the paranormal investigator that died jack yeah he was on a die he was on a haunted he was on a haunted doll tour
Starting point is 00:44:58 no he had annabelle like the haunted doll with him you know like that they made the movie annabelle about um he was like take part of her she's touring the united states and he just like randomly died and he's in his 50s and they're like there's no foul play that happened but like we don't know what happened. So did he die? He died in the house that they were touring? No, no, no. He was like part of the tour. They were taking, she's taking a doll on tour. Okay. She's on tour. She's touring the U S like the little boo boo tour next year. So you guys, I mean, I don't, I hate to tell you this, but there are many men in their fifties who die of heart attacks. They didn't say it was a heart attack. Well, you, it takes a very long time to find out not a heart attack, but like
Starting point is 00:45:39 some sort of defect. No, if you have like some sort of chief people officer, if you have some sort of like abnormality in your heart it takes a very long time to find that out you have to do an autopsy yeah well they're currently doing it but anyway you know what she's freaky she is i wouldn't want to be around her like shit follow us are around they asked me to do the megan dance at e-news and i said no i will not possess the megan the megan from the scary movie that's fake Annabelle's real wait I'm sorry what what do you mean you know that Megan the movie the scary movie but I'm dying viral dance no I don't know I get it but like why did Jack just say that a doll was real and another doll was not no no Megan is a made-up scary movie Annabelle is a true haunted
Starting point is 00:46:28 doll it's not from a movie and the movie was based off of Annabelle the doll who is an actual haunted doll this is the dumbest conversation we've ever would you sleep in the room with a haunted doll do you not believe in things being haunted no not dolls no oh my god you should do a little sleepover with annabelle this is wild that you're like no annabelle was a real person and megan is a fictionalized character it's true and i don't appreciate what she's she's she's doing for horror dolls everywhere kelty is not going to be haunted by the dance that's like a made up dance for a fictional movie but she would be haunted by something annabelle like oriented yes okay this is insane this is well kelty thinks we have three
Starting point is 00:47:18 different trains of thought right here kelty thinks they're both haunted becca thinks neither and i think one this is crazy we're gonna vote on the instagram i want both of you to dress up as each doll and let's just go from there does megan look creepy i know annabelle looks creepy megan is like a character annabelle is we know but megan's also a real person isn't megan is megan a doll i never saw the movie megan was a doll megan's a doll oh but it's like a real per like a real actress plays megan yes yeah no but look at this i'm sorry this is this is megan she does not that's not a real person she's ai Yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:00 Oh, yes. Even worse. Okay. On that note, love you guys. We will see you next Tuesday. Wow. Social support from Kali Correra. Editing from Jared Monaco.
Starting point is 00:48:14 Producing from Steve Delameter. And iconic hosting, creating, and being the gang gang of all gangs by Becca Tobin, Jack Vanek, and Kelty Knight. Kelty Knight support by Derek Haley.

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