LadyGang - Allegedly, Wassa Happening on the LadyGang - Ep47

Episode Date: October 24, 2016

Allegedly Wassa Happening on the LadyGang is the girls' take on some of today's hottest topics - Kardashian plastic surgery, Kim West's robbery in France, Elle Macpherson's beauty routine, Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton back on "The Voice" together, celebrity spousal support, Zayn's broken engagement via text, and Lena Duham's Tribeca tattoo. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

hey guys it's your lady gang jack vanek kelty knight and becca tobin thank you so much for subscribing on itunes and thanks for supporting the great sponsors who make it possible for us to have this much fun with you every single week for free well what is this welcome to the lady gang that's amazing say that again the lady gang things are about to change around here each week We catch up with Hollywood's hottest girl posse, Kelty Knight, Becca Tobin, and Jack Vanek. Hi, everybody. Just having a nice chomp in the mic for everyone listening.

A little shake of the jaw. Those are jelly beans and Swedish fish that you're hearing. We know you guys love us eating on air, so you're welcome. So we'll eat some more today. I am Becca Tobin, actress and blogger. uh my fun fact today is that rice gives me indigestion every time i eat it but i continue to do so like almost crippling indigestion food you would think to eat i think i eat so much that it like expands in my stomach and then it feels like it's coming out my throat um if anybody has

any like tips or reasons why please tell us at the lady gang facebook page across from me kelty knight hollywood's hottest journalist and um mother of hobo her fun fact is that she does not wear underwear about 90 of her life nope are you wearing underwear right now i'm wearing always with a pant tight denim but uh workout no i was doing some squats with like a lift and on my it was like i have a disgusting workout underwear story maybe i'll tell that after this okay yeah okay jack vanik to my right clothing designer and ceo of jack vanik and i'm wearing one of her flannels today and the back of it says too lazy to be crazy yes girl jack's fun fact is that she's been ghost hunting multiple times many times did you see any ghosts no i went once in

seattle and it was a super like janky touristy thing but then i went one real ghost hunting and still didn't see anything you should but did you have that yeah we had like the energy meters yeah they're all going off but i didn't see anything i'm so pissed one day i want to yeah well do you see a ghost or do you just hear like feel the ghost well when you go ghost hunting they end up having all those things to read the energy and whatever to like it's probably tell you there's a spirit but like i want to see one in the flesh the see-through flesh anyway good luck with that jack I'm going to have to move on. Who wants to take me?

It's time for... Good Week. Yes, it is. Bad Week. Oh, no. Okay. So, who would like to start today? I got a good one.

All right. Go. Okay. So, first of all, I'm going to start the Good Week. Keep it positive. I was driving, as we do a lot in Los Angeles, and I saw an SUV that had the most amazing car art i've ever seen in my life so on the back windshield of like the flip up of the suv

in pink cursive it said in huge letters like i'm not talking bumper sticker i'm talking giant peel away banner proud owner of a tiny penis what isn't that so amazing That's incredible. Who was driving it? I didn't see the driver because I was behind them. In pink cursive? In pink cursive. What color was the car?

Black. An SUV? An SUV with like the fold up back, you know? Yeah. Proud. And it was like in a really girly font. Proud owner of a tiny penis. I love how you like probably start reading that and you're like, oh, proud owner of like

a puppy or whatever. Owner of the kid of the month. Honor student at elementary school. Oh my god. That's shocking. Good, right? Yeah. Here's my bad week.

And it has to do with a celebrity that I'm going to name check. You're welcome. So people said sometimes they like it when I talk about celebrities. I'm excited. I love a good call out. I'm going to tell you who it was in a moment. So we all know, I've been talking about it a lot, that I've been on a big workout kick. And I have, you know, going to the gym every day at CBS Radford where I work.

So there's a gym on the lot that like anyone from any show. So at any given time, there's huge studios. There's like 12, 13 shows taping at any given time. So we all know I've been going and I've been seeing Jeans Man, who P.S. i haven't seen in a week so i'm like feeling like we might have broken up but that's a different story so for a while i was seeing joel mckale there all the time you know joel mckale he used to host the soup he's tall very very tall he's very he's a handsome guy i guess if you're into like tall skinny guys which i am um and so i saw joel mckale there a lot and me and me and rebecca

my makeup artist we go and we work out hard like we're sweaty we're pink like we're disgusting and joel would come in and she used to do his makeup when he was on e like many years ago so they had like a rapport anyway so we're like working out we're kind of talking oh congratulations on your new show the great indoors which p.s i don't even know if really got picked up but that's your karma joel mckale so anyway i we're like friends and we were seeing each other like three times a week for most of the summer like i felt like we had a real rapport like in my list of five celebrities i would consider myself buddies with and not just like press versus celeb joel mckale was going to be one of them like he was coming up there i might we might

have each other's cell phone number soon anyway so then i'm at the emmys and i have this whole shtick planned for joel mckale and i'm so excited to see him and i really don't remember why he was there was he nominated whatever anyway so he breezes past me on the red carpet and i see him stop for other people and i was like joel mckay and i literally yelled out joel mckay how dare you we work out together i was like i'm not wiping down my machines anymore like i went real crazy on the emmy red carpet in my gown right so then i was like um yesterday we're at the gym and so he just breathed and he breathed by me no he heard me he looked me in the eye and i don't know if i was so beautiful that maybe he didn't recognize me from the workout situation but i was like

literally yelling at him like get over here i see you at the gym you know our squat like i was just crazy anyway so surprising yesterday i couldn't go to the gym rebecca had to go by herself and she saw joel mckale and she was like joel kelty is very upset about the enemies and he was like what are you talking about and he she goes you breezed right past us you didn't have any love for the inside you didn't even stop and we've spent so much time together and he was like oh yeah tell her i'm sorry casey yeah and he totally blew it off he didn't care at all what a dick i mean is that really a dick move does he like would he know your name no maybe so do you even know what she's talking about i think sometimes those people are in their own little bubble and they

don't realize that like while they're doing their job walking the red carpet that you guys are also doing your job and i don't think they think that it affects you if they stop or not and also a lot of people like myself i breeze right past but only because i feel like it's better to do that than go to someone and then be like who are you who are you and no thank you i understand but like when i understand but it's joel mckale like this is not oprah winfrey like i understand when oprah's katie pair is like i don't have time i don't know those people are for a different reason but for someone like joel mckale who's joel mckale who's kind of like some people wouldn't know who some people wouldn't know like you're a little insecure doing his carpet he was protecting

himself yeah he didn't want to seem like a loser so it was joel mckale's bad week and not my bad yes and that's a very awkward place for someone that's like in the in between of being famous i live there so i know what that's like it's like some days i get on the carpet and people are like becca becca becca becca and other days they're like what's your name and i'm like becca B-E-C-C-A. Tobin. It's just a toss-up. So sometimes you're better off just breezing by.

That's so bad. I don't know. It's brutal. I will see him soon, I'm sure. I think you would. I'm trying to wait to see who comes in my life first, Jeans Man or Joel McHale. Who's coming back into my world?

I hope it's Jeans Man. I hope it's Jeans Man, too. He's the best. Jeans Man's the best. I've missed him. You need to snap a photo of him so I can see what he looks like. I tried to snap one. I can picture him in my mind.

I can, too, but I want to know if it's right. have been trying to take a picture like non-discreetly but like you have to be close to him to really like i feel like a far away picture of the jeans is not going to do the justice like i need a extreme close-up of the butt um you're not someone who's very like shy about taking photos with people so maybe zoom in be like oh my god you know it'd be fun we should take a picture because we're always working out together but you turn around so we can see your bedazzled butt jeans like i don't know becca i i'm crazy i believe in you yeah i'm like let's take a picture turn around and let me show our squats okay well anyway i think you could do it

well i feel like you guys weren't impressed either way but i'll try again next week what was your good week i feel like i was already forgot tiny penis oh yeah oh that i was impressed by that it was amazing i'm gonna make that shirt yeah no jack am i going okay so my good week is last week i made a post on our secret uh lady gang facebook group asking everybody what they did for a living because i'm like we have all these women i want to know what everybody does it could be interesting because a couple of girls would like make posts about things i'm like you have a cool job so i kind of this is dope this is dope so basically we have a lot of people we have a bunch of teachers and therapists and social media people and whatever

we have a bunch of everybody has a cool job but there's some really cool jobs one of them being a biochemist slash microbiologist turn analytical chemist which i don't even way too smart i don't even know what that is and it's so smart do you know who i hope hope is listening who eloise me too eloise there's more there's another girl who's a design engineer for an aerospace company also don't know what that what does that mean why are you listening to us you're way too smart for us and one of these girls had her like science goggles on in her picture that she posted with comment i'm like what are you you're doing that guilty pleasure i know i feel good about it um another girl is a does brand management for heinz and she said she gets to go to a pizza

expo for three days every year and all they do is eat pizza i would love take us with you live podcast from the pizza expo it's so amazing i'm writing it down we're going to do it yeah i gotta go i forget her name but we love you and we want to be part of your job and then dm us there's some girl that works at Time Warner Cable, so everybody hates her. Time Warner Cable is the worst. There's two 911 dispatchers, but that would be so cool to bring on the show. What? There's two?

Yeah. Dos. And then the last good thing that somebody worked for is some girl works at FabFitFun, which is one of our sponsors. Oh, that's cool. Yeah, it was pretty cool. So I thought it was pretty awesome. A lot of girl power. People had some awesome jobs. Ladies, I'm impressed. Yeah.

Honestly, I don't know what I was picturing all of you out there as, but like i kind of pictured like everyone being like an unemployed actress or like out of high school or like you made such eye contact with me just like didn't even blink no but didn't you picture that and then when all the jobs came through i was like wow you guys all have lives like i thought you the best part of your week was us but like it's not well it was funny well because when we started this podcast i assumed everybody was like a teenage glee fan like that's what i thought everybody that listened to our podcast was but i'm like oh

there's some adults yeah somehow we're entertaining to adults i love it that's cool yeah it's pretty good week um my bad week is there is this guy that is messing up my jack hashtag and i am so pissed about it is it me no is it someone becca hired i wish it up wild mccandles if if that's him wild mccandles or mccandles mccandless i don't know how do you say that mccandles wild wild is a great first name though i don't think that's really his name so it's this guy who has 70 followers which i you know that's fine if you don't have a lot of followers but i think my hashtag is a little bit more important than yours and all he posts is his workouts on crossfit just like written down on a whiteboard but what's the jack i don't know it's like one of his workouts

that he does well you're just respect his hustle you know i i mean i but respect my hustle he doesn't he probably has no idea well he does because i've messaged him twice and i've commented on like four of his pictures asking him just like hey dude i'm trying to do this thing and like a bunch of other people are posting their pictures with it if you could maybe get a different hashtag and stop it and stop it hashtag i would ignore you too why that is annoying i'm nice you can't claim a hashtag that's so generic well i'm not playing it's not generic the jack is the only other person that uses it in the entire world are you sure yes i'm gonna start using it um wait can i add one extra thing to do with that what um this past weekend i was in santa barbara it's rude and

i saw it it was amazing no but listen you don't know the best part because you're not part of my twitter santa barbara the official twitter of santa barbara reposted my jack that's right and you also got a ton of likes on it i saw i got like almost 1600 likes on a picture and also everybody's calling me out for my last jack picture being photoshopped i'm getting like 100 not hundreds but like tens of comments of people i've gotten like 11 comments tens of comments well i've got hundreds total but there's been like 10 you're like over three so many comments there's been a dozen comments what are they upset about your because you photoshopped the no they comment they're commenting on it being like

photoshopped i'm like yes i know i admitted it was yeah the lantern one with all the different lanterns i must have blocked you oh perfect okay um okay here's my good week i was on a flight per use and i was with zach who is a diamond medallion member with delta which means he literally gets upgraded every single flight every flight does that just mean you travel a lot he means he travels like a ton so he racks up on the whatever so he um got upgraded and i did not because i'm usually the number 37 on the upgrade upgrade list yeah and they link they didn't have us linked together so they bumped him up and they assigned him like a first class seat and we were like well shoot it's too late to like go back and blah blah blah so in those situations he'll come

and he'll sit with me and then the person will come to the seat and he'll just give them his first class oh i saw that happening that's really nice yeah and he does it like quite a bit and so people are usually like they're like oh thanks cool blah blah this guy was like so so excited he was like in his 60s looked looked like in his 60s and he just could not get over it he's like are you sure like i can't even believe this i have never sat first class in my life and it's my birthday oh my god and like was just so excited and so pumped up and then he went up and sat in the seat and then the flight attendant came back during like the beverage service and she goes the gentleman who you gave your seat to wants to know if you guys want a beverage

it was really really nice and i just love when people are like you know excited and like over things that we get really desensitized about and i'm still not desensitized i would be so excited about first class me too but i'm like i get excited on the inside and i try to play it cool i appreciate those people who who are excited on the outside excited on the outside yeah i don't know excited on the inside i love it i love it too i like it too and also you know what that was really nice of you guys you know you don't have a cold black heart well it was zach really you're like i wasn't getting first class anyways i probably would have tried to sell it and make some money okay so here's my bad week so this is another sad actress story i okay so every couple

months not every probably once a year my agents will send me out on they're called general auditions where you just go and you meet with the head of casting at pretty much every network and i recently had one like not more than two months ago at a network a huge one i'm not gonna say what it is um and it was all women like four women which is pretty rare and it was really a great meeting it was so fun and i just felt like after leaving that one versus others i'm like i feel like that was productive because normally you like go in and then nothing happens you're they're just like doing it out of courtesy and blah blah blah whatever it's like a weird thing that you do so i leave and i'm like wow that was like really really great and so i left and i like went along

my merry way and just the other day i was getting my eyebrows done at my gal on ventura brows hey debbie hey debs um and i just i had just finished and i was paying and this woman walks in and i look at her and i'm like i totally know who she is and it took me a second but i finally placed it And I was like, oh, it's one of the executives at this network. And I was like, oh, this is such a good thing. Because once you kind of like have that meeting, it's good to sort of bump into them again and have them be reminded that I'm still not working. So I'm paying and I'm like, Debbie, who's amazing and so sweet. She's like, oh, do you know Becca?

This is another one of my clients. And she just like very like knowing we're both in the industry, just being super nice and like helpful or whatever. she's like so and so is an executive is a casting executive at blah blah blah blah blah and i was like yeah and the woman is just looking at me like literally she was doing a math problem in her head like not even a smile not even nothing nothing's registering so i'm like oh yeah and i'm like okay guess this is a situation where i have to be like explain yeah i'll be like i we've met like i came in um a couple weeks ago for a general like one of those awful generals and blah blah blah and she's like still looking at me like i thought she may have had a stroke yeah i was like and then i'm

like are you gonna force me to say like my name what do you do in that situation and deb is like so great and she's like it's her name's becca and i'm like and she's again dead dead inside is she just quiet is she saying anything no she just nice in the general she was like on the quieter side the rest of them were a little bit more whatever but she was nice and she's not being not nice it's just that literally i'm so embarrassed i'm like blank she's blank and she's not even and and for me to say that wouldn't you respond and just be like yes like even when people say you pretend to remember and she's like i don't know and looks at me like that and i was like you're like i'm gonna leave now because i don't know what else to say great wow want to hear the

worst part uh-huh i'll get to work she had on the same earring the crawler that i wear and i remembered when i clocked the earring that she asked me where i got it in our meeting so not only do you not remember me you jacked my style i gave you a tip and you still can't acknowledge that i that we've met before oh how rude that is bad that's that's the business on a scale of one to ten like how cute is she is she jealous of you that's my only feeling But, like, her job is to be with, like, actresses. I'm certainly not the most attractive person she's ever come in contact with. But, like, she literally was like, I don't know.

And didn't, nothing. Nothing to follow that up. Yeah, usually people fake it. Fake it. You have to fake it or else it's awkward like that. Also, also, I'm going to say that, like, not every woman in this town gets general meetings with these women. Like, you have to have sort of done something. So once I tell her that I've done a general, like, wouldn't it behoove her to be like, great, yeah, totally.

i'm sorry it's like been a crazy day i totally remember because like yeah i'm not like desperate i mean i am desperate but she does not know that until she listens to this no no she doesn't know back his name she doesn't know my name but she knows now that my earring so you're welcome it was a one-sided meeting why don't you send her do you actors still do like the postcard headshot that's over because like in the 90s it was all about like the postcard headshot because you could send our postcard headshot and be like be like it was so great to running into you at brows i knew your brows were on point we share debbie love the earring glad it worked out no i feel like at this point it's just it's done i felt i've never felt smaller than when i'm like

becca tobin and then i'm like what do i seriously i'm like i'm just i gotta go like i just gotta get out of here wikipedia page oh god sorry back yeah bleak it's been a bleak week all around Well, when we come back, we're very excited because we are doing our first, what are we going to call this? We can't call it Hot Topics because that's like what Wendy Williams does, even though I love Wendy Williams so much. I love Wendy Williams. Let's call it What's a Happening.

What's a Happening. Okay. And it has a name. What's a Happening with the Lady Gang. We are going to, you guys have requested this and you really want to ask our opinions on things. So we're going to do an opinion show. Get ready.

Good luck. Okay, what's going on? Now, here's the Lady Gang. It's time for What's A Happening. What's A Happening. What's A Happening. Is it W-A-S-S-A? Yeah, What's A Happening.

What's A Happening. And I am going to be the moderator of this debate. Surprising. I'll be playing the part of Anderson Cooper. Love him. I just watched the documentary about his mom. What was his mom? It's great.

She's a Vanderbilt. Gloria Vanderbilt. Oh, yeah. I knew he wasn't successful. his own genius oh really yes it's so good and you actually like him more after this okay we're gonna start with something so sassy um okay so chloe kardashian has said well she found out that while she was filming you don't have this only i have it you just have to listen um while chloe kardashian was filming the apprentice donald trump called her the ugly kardashian that's like saying

i'm the shortest person in this room do you think it's true i mean wait let's rank the kardashians in order because court because it depends what year because chloe is on fire now yeah let's talk about now post no pre-work should we talk beginning of kardashians we can switch it up we can do before the work okay all of them natural and then after the work all of them done okay so who's at the bottom no top kendall kendall i find kim before all the work to be the most naturally facially beautiful i would kendall kendall for me really i love kendall i think courtney is number two no you don't agree who's number two i i would say kendall for me kendall kim oh yeah okay kendall kim interesting courtney courtney who else is kylie and chloe just round out the

bottom okay and then but then if we do put like now like we do this week okay cam number one for sure 100 she's like her face is insane and the makeup's insane and that share wig right before the robbery insane i loved every minute of it then kendall or kylie kylie here's the thing she's not my personal taste that's not like my taste but she does look amazing yeah because she's gotten the perfect work done she looks amazing exactly it's everything kendall and kylie are like a both to me like one but i think chloe's up there too they're all kind of the same because they all have gotten this but courtney's so beautiful too so is it like one and then a four-way tie maybe yeah i don't know they look good i feel like they all look good and also i

appreciate that they've had work done but also i think they worked out yeah i mean i think they probably worked out before too yeah i think everybody can work out you're not gonna get that kind of body i know kim's been having a hard time so i don't want to rag on her but did you see the meme on instagram allegedly allegedly did you see the meme on instagram from the i think it was the vmas or what was it the mtv awards or something where it was like her black dress and she billboard awards and it was like her old face and her new face on the same body and same dress kylie jenner's old face instagram where they put her old face on all of her new pictures it's amazing that's really good she's like a swan story it's amazing yeah for sure but i think she

always had the face like i don't think her face has changed that much the lips have changed but like i think she just got better at doing her eyebrows and they got like better makeup because makeup is transformational 100 for sure because i've been like i literally had a makeup on a thursday and makeup on a friday by two different people and i was like a 10 and a one maybe maybe like a four a four and a seven whatever um okay next l mcpherson you know supermodel yeah she's 52 years old she looks insane in a bikini insane insane 52 and she they finally got her to like say you know what she does she drinks three liters of water a day and gets seven hours of sleep how many liters of water do you drink a day oh how much is that what is that water one liter you

drink one liter a day i drink maybe one and a half liters becca i would say not even a liter i would say i haven't had a single sip of water all day see mine's kind of like that too because sometimes i drink tea all day coffee which is even worse and dehydrates you and then i drink no water so yeah so we're screwed yeah how much sleep do you get she's drank three liters a day she drank three huge bottles how much sleep do you get um i try to get like eight hours but i have sleeping problem so probably more like five i mean i'm unemployed so just like 11 i use the sleep app on my iphone that tells you the bedtime for when you have to wake up and i'm pretty anal are you guys shocked but to be in bed by 10 so i get eight hours you need an app to know how many

hours to sleep no you don't but it's fun and then it wakes you up with like a nice little that's bullshit that she looks like that because of those things no of course not it's the same thing i think it is after a certain point you can only drink so much water to do anything other than just pee out like there's studies done that like yes being hydrated is gonna like make you not look dehydrated and dry and crusty but it's also not gonna make you look like a goddess it's not gonna make you look 25 and you're stupid she's done amazing things to her she has a great doctor and she works out she's just doing all the things that you're supposed to do as you go p.s aside i did drink the skinny tea that's our sponsor yeah it's amazing yeah honestly i have a whole new colon

oh god that's the best it's amazing wait i need to do it just the one at night i do them both it's amazing that's great next um okay so it came out this week that apparently where kim got robbed i hate to take it back to the kardashians i do have other news but um where kim got robbed there was no real security and i guess there's like a pin code to get in the building and it hadn't been changed in like 10 years so like if you stayed there for 10 years everyone knew you would know it so so guests would know it guests everyone would know it like if you dropped off or whatever like you would use the pin code and you would get in and so there was like no real security at all there and the concierge did this big interview saying like it's not my fault i said there were

problems like i think it's just insane that this is the rich place to stay when you're there and there's not even a security i think it's bullshit is it you don't think it's true no i i am not famous and i have nothing to steal yet i'm a psychopath and if i give someone like my alarm code i'm i'm changing it like a week later so what do you think is bullshit that that it wasn't that there wasn't security that it was you think it was rigged it was rigged oh i don't think those people are ever alone ever and i don't think they're ever in non-secure buildings it's like that would be idiotic if they were so maybe where was her personal security he was out at the club with the sisters they don't each have their own no they don't have their own well she released

pascal or whatever his name is to go to the club with the sister so she could get robbed it's allegedly it's all too convenient i don't think so i think she was really robbed and i think i think that how did she get why why why would she do it number one like she's not rich enough already why would she get robbed oh i mean their shows are being canceled also you can only like reign at the highest for so long until you change something up she doesn't have any skills she literally has emojis are a skill becca she has to create her face is her skill she doesn't yes but think about it she's become very overexposed and people are hating her so it's like make her a victim for five minutes make her disappear and wear ugly bike shorts for a week

and then have people hungry to see her beautiful again it's like a it's like it is smart i'm not saying it's not genius i'm saying either way girl it's it's you didn't die we're really glad and it's gonna help you out yeah it's but you're better off for it because either a scenario one you get better security and this doesn't happen again to you and you're protected right or b it was like the best chris jenner plan that has ever been crafted in the world where were her kids In LA, in New York with Kanye. Oh, okay. Okay, let's move on to something happier.

Interesting. Zayn ended his engagement. I don't know if you guys remember this. Do you remember he was engaged to Perry Edwards from Little Mix? Yeah, when was this? Like, I remember covering the Teen Choice Awards many moons ago, like probably five, six years ago, and they had just gotten engaged. Wait, how old is he?

Isn't he like 20? Yeah, I don't know. Peter Pan. um anyway so she has a new song like something about your ex or something and she was on like a radio show and basically was saying that he ended the engagement with her over text while she was at the airport but here's the thing listen oh no i want to know the backstory was there like a giant fight leading up to it and then was he basically like i'm that's it i've had it like I'm sure it wasn't like hey babe good morning we're over yeah also I have to say that

I broke up with one of my ex-boyfriends in person he was gone for like a month and I waited till he got home to break up with him in person and he like couldn't accept it so then I saw him a month later try to break up with him again didn't accept it again so I had to end up writing him this long email so that was like the end of our breakup but I don't know on his do you think it was just like a period on the end of an already breakup i mean maybe but the girls were like she was hysterical she didn't know she might be crazy yeah she seems pretty cute also like she's also maybe this is another like cry for media attention like right you put out the song to be honest i didn't know who she was until like two days ago yeah i don't think whatever um do you feel like he's gonna

propose to gg hadid now because he clearly wants to get married no they're so young so do you think he lost his virginity to perry and thought she was the one because he lost his virginity to her maybe probably right is that a thing that's always a thing you know once i don't know i did it for the first time and then i was like thank you bye and then i was like on a rampage oh well not a rampage but i was like i just needed like you know bye bye um okay mary j blige who we love um she is getting divorced is divorced uh allegedly and um the husband is asking for get this $130,000 a month in spousal support.

What would we do with $130,000 per month? Wait, how much did Amber Heard ask for? Wasn't hers like $40,000? And that was insane.

Yeah, hers was pretty high. And this is like four times more. Three times more. Yeah. Do you think Mary J. Blige even has that kind of money?

Yeah. Oh, okay. She saved it. For what? She's not a hit in a long time. I know, but I... But people do love her.

Yeah, people love her and I feel like she's always doing something. yeah that's probably doing appearances and stuff like that does she have an hsn line like just she saw us or she probably like a makeup she probably is doing some stuff like behind the scenes that you don't know why does he need spousal support like what does he do who is he i don't know estranged husband demands 130 000 i don't believe in spousal support like i don't believe in it okay here we go but like i'm sorry unless you marry somebody and they and they say

to you i really don't want you working i will just be with me i'll support you i'd be like great let's get that in writing and actually while we're at it just pay me a salary to like follow you around i think also if when it's if it's the wife and say the wife had a job and then she quit her job to be a mother or something but that's alimony so it's different with the kids spousal support is just i always think it's so awesome when the celebrities divorce and then the guys have to Ask the women for spousal support. I'm always like, ah, what a flip. Do you not have a job?

Well, sometimes a lot of times in Hollywood, the guy is either like a manager of them or whatever, like, or is like a star that's fallen from grace and her star is bigger. And then she has to, I'll say this. If Chris and I ever get divorced, I know you're listening, Chris. I'll probably like ask for like $130,000 spousal support a month. I mean, I won't get it. i'll get 13 but like you know might as well ask i mean he asked me he asked they're not gonna say maybe he's like it's a meet in the middle thing where it's like i'm gonna ask for 130 i'm gonna

get 60 jeez i would like 60 what do you do i just don't understand how i can spend 130 how what would you spend it on i mean so many things i would live at a spa i mean think about how much money you can spend at the montage i can spend two thousand dollars a day there just just two So that's only $60,000. What are you doing with that? Shopping, traveling, cars. First class tickets are expensive. Yeah, they are.

International first class tickets are expensive. Yeah, like 5K. Jewelry. Go on a couple flights. Come on. Anybody want to see me try? I mean, you're not married yet. Now back to the Lady Gang.

Okay. Gwen Stefani is coming back to The Voice with Blake Shelton. Who cares? Also, like... I care. i kind of care too as a judge or like a judge but it's very confusing doing i know it's very confusing i feel like leaving no it's like a pr it's a pr stunt they so far they have five too many people they have five no they have four they're for this season but they've just announced

gwen blake for next season adam alicia and miley they haven't said who's leaving so right now they have five on the plate i'm sure to be miley or alicia but maybe adam because he's the baby no i feel like the the voice is adam and blake right if one of them left it'd be weird it's always the other two switching around i know are you excited though can we take another season of gwen and blake's canoodle for noodles were they canoodling a lot i feel like they kept that's when they fell in love i mean not canoodling but it was like the whole media cycle was like gwen and blake and every week i'd be at the voice and be trying to figure out how to ask one about blake and blake about gwen without asking them about each other like it's exhausting did they end up

admitting they were dating while they were filming the voice yes so it was just like halfway through the season they're like we're dating yeah and then they did the duet oh yeah first she sang the breakup song then she did the video that had blake's as the bar name why'd you have to go and make me like you allegedly and then they fell in love allegedly that's the word of the day maybe that's the name of this maybe it's not happening is now allegedly i like it seems like we're talking about you hate the voice i hate the voice i hate gwen stefani's music and did you like no doubt though i did but now when i listen to it i'm like i love no doubt i did like her solo stuff yeah i did like no doubt like the harajuku times no also imagine i'm doing that now it should get

so much shit i'm impressed that people care about people that old it just gives me hope looks like she's like 30 though it doesn't matter not in real life no no i mean i don't think we're ever gonna get going stefani on this podcast i will say she's a beautiful woman but there's something with photos and stuff when you're far away that people look more perfect like she's pretty wrinkly what is it the monet it's the monet i mean she's beautiful but she definitely has like crow's feet and wrinkles like don't cares about two divorces like with kids like i mean i love blake i mean i care about why do you love blake because he's so tall because he's tall and he's funny and he's sexy yeah do you need anything else um do you think do you think that miranda's sad no did she

wait he cheated on her early in their relationship then they got married and then she cheated on him and then he got she cheated on him with oh she cheated on him with like one of his friends or something allegedly allegedly what's happening and that's why they broke up yeah because i don't know anything i weirdly don't give a shit about celebrity relationships i don't except for i like that's it i don't if i literally don't know some people are married hypothetically if you were single yes and oh yes if you were single 100 and blake was dating gwen and tried to cheat you would be the mistress for gwen and blake yes yes jack is nodding okay live your best life no comment um wedding news shia labeouf got married in vegas and he live streamed the wedding by

accident how do you how do you live stream by accident i don't know you like don't know that you have like a facebook live stream on your phone when you're filming i have no idea what do you think are you gonna live stream your wedding becca for all the lady gang fans can i facebook live your wedding i can a moment of it okay get ready everyone tell your friends to join the facebook group. Only in the lady gang Facebook group. Yeah. What do you think of Shia LaBeouf? It's $20 a minute. That's how we're going to pay for the wedding. Go fund me for Becca's wedding. Help. We need whiskey. Weirdly, I had a very similar offer. Here you go. I want to tell you something funny. So one of my friends had like a far,

far, far away destination wedding. And when I asked if she was going to live stream it for the people that couldn't come, she got really offended. Is that normal? Why would you be offended by that question? She wasn't offended, but she was like, no, we want to keep it just for the people that make the trip but like not everyone can go so far yeah it's kind of anyway yeah so we're not going to talk about chyla buff we're going to skip over that i mean who cares okay i mean i don't really talk about like not caring he's not even married to a celebrity i don't care i just want to know how you accidentally live stream something that's what i'm more concerned about try it tonight when you're doing it no okay last one kendall jenner has said i love

my tits being out free the nipple well i mean so did your sister and look where you guys are at kendall loves her nipples she has an amazing body she has a pierced nipple does she yes you haven't seen it she wears a lot of sheer tops just nipples out and there's like a piercing on i don't know one of the sides but i would not expect kendall jenner to be a nipple piercing kind of gal i can see it really she's a little she's kind of do you have a nipple piercing no you can't on those i think she's a lesbian i think she's lesbian too really for sure not because of nipple piercing just because i observation would you get a nipple piercing for how much money why would somebody pay you for a nipple piercing two hundred dollars i would pay to see someone

that i know get a nipple piercing you would i would yes i'd throw like 50 bucks down for somebody me too kelty 100 bucks have you seen lena denham's ugly tattoo by the way no what is it this like diner in tribeca has like an orange neon orange sign and she got it tattooed on her ass why because she loves tribeca i don't know i thought for sure you would know that i didn't know that but i was back to my nipples i get like a little bit of a hairy nipple situation and so i would never want to highlight that with a piercing on it or a tattoo like i don't want you to get close to my areola because you'll know it's like my toes it's like a little imperfect i was doing yoga this weekend and i looked down at my toes and i was like who let that grow

maybe like the big toe hair is so it sneaks up on you you don't know it's coming and then all of a sudden you're like i'm a wilder beast and then you shave it and then it's like it's spiky like leg hair but it's like you don't shave it every time because you forget it's just it's hard out here for a beast beast mode allegedly i'm in beast mode really means well kendall kendall probably doesn't have nipple hair well also too young what if it what if a piercing kind of like made the area stop growing hair somehow because it like i don't think it's worth it i don't think that's because you have a rally button pierced i had a pierce did you still the damn hole okay everyone had their belly button pierced and my mom was like don't get your belly button pierced

i can't believe it it's gonna leave a scar and i was like no and then what happened it left a big ugly scar in the middle of my beautiful abs that i've been working so hard on and now i have to wear a high-waisted pant at all times and a high-waisted bikini to cover up my ugly ass at your belly button ring scar and also apparently you can get it taken off now how the kardashian doctors guys dr tad off yeah he like lasers it off i don't know my fiance notices everyone's belly buttons really he hates an ugly belly button what does your belly button look like stand up right now i'm gonna rate it okay stand up i bet he probably married you just because you see you have a perfect belly button wait do you have the scar yeah yeah you barely

have the scar do you want to see my belly button let's see it okay i have a really ugly belly yes our podcast has gone really downhill yours is very deep yeah it's wide it's like a saucer the scar never goes away it never goes away on that note we've made some big and we see jack's belly button every day because you wear crop tops every day so we don't need to honestly i have a picture of it like on my phone just zoom into any picture on the screen the only good thing redeeming factor of the jack photos that we can't see your belly button is the one time you can't tell if you're wearing a crop or not to the side on the next one side jack um well we figured out our lives so well if you guys stick around we're gonna help you answer your questions um in ask

lady gang hey ladies ask the lady gang let's begin okay welcome back guys uh before we start our ask the lady gang if you want to go to jackvanek.com you can get 20 off of your order with code lady gang and also if you guys want to join our facebook group i've been posting a couple little deals in there before everybody else can buy things so go to jackvanek.com um can i have a request what i really want the gym bag on nasty yeah what does it say every day is leg day when you're running from your problems oh that's genius so good that's really cute okay i'll bring it to the times i don't go to the gym okay so our first question comes from mj and she says my boyfriend and i have known each other for 10 years as co-workers and recently started

dating for two months he's 11 years older than me and while it doesn't bother either of us because we have the same lifestyle slash goals slash humor etc people always jab at the age difference sometimes it starts to bother me that people may see me as just his hot younger chick and not as a serious partner how do i make sure he continues to see me as a real teammate and not a potential joke why are you calling yourself a potential joke don't be a potential joke okay i have two things to say number one my grandmother and i guess step-grandfather were very different in age she was much younger and i just want you to keep in mind it's totally fine and i'm all with it but like just keep in mind that at one point in your life like you're gonna be 65 and he's gonna

be like shitting his pants close to 80 dead like do you know what i mean which is fine you just have to remember that that like it's cute when he's 40 and you're 30 but like it gets less cute later in your life so if you're prepared for that you know you're gonna be alone for maybe a little bit um that's a b didn't have anything about what she was talking about in there no the 10-year age difference the age difference that's for later she's asking secondly i know a lot of my girlfriends married older guys and they have some of the best lives ever because you probably are on this about the same page of maturity wise because if you date someone your own age they're like 10 years behind you let's be honest so i feel like it's fine and also if you are saying

it out loud you're probably projecting some of that like you don't belong you're not good enough you're not you know and you're gonna make him believe it so you need to sit down in your boots love yourself be cool with you and like he's lucky to have you also hot little piece of ass i think it says that they've been dating for 10 years no no they've been co-workers for 10 years oh sorry two months 10 years but that means because i feel like age kind of has a lot to do with that like if you were 22 and he was 32 i feel like that is more so people would be like why the hell are you dating this child but if you're in your late 20s and he's in his late 30s i don't think people really will treat you with disrespect unless you're doing something for them to treat you that

way yeah i mean 11 years are you 17 like here's the that's the real problem where were you working when you're seven yeah um i mean 11 years really isn't that bad like like you can't i'm sure you're not the type of people that go to dinner and people are like dad or boyfriend like play that game so i don't think it's really that big of a deal but like i think sometimes it's fun to just own things and if you put it out there then and make fun of yourself before anybody else can this is probably like psychology 101 that i that's like not a good thing to do but i'm just gonna say like if you're like i'm the trophy trophy girlfriend or like blah blah blah like i think it's actually it addresses the situation says i know what you're thinking and i'm gonna

say it before you can yep and i feel good when i do that me too like i beat you to the punch that's very fourth grade you gotta make fun of yourself it's very fourth grade i love it but i don't think people are really worried about that anyways and also like no one's really thinking about you nobody everybody's narcissistic okay our second question comes from taylor she says my ex and i have been going back and forth on our relationship since january one day it seems like he's all in and then the next day it seems like i'm the last thing on his mind right now i feel like i'm the only one doing all the work how do i make him chase me ghost yeah don't be so available ghost you're busy you're so busy jack i mean i agree and i'm we've said this like 5 000 times

but guys are so black and white and if he really wanted you i don't think he'd play the games of like being too busy and not thinking about you especially if you have like a history also like take your focus put it on something having nothing to do with your personal life like your career or a hobby or your friendship new class yeah um and just like it's so funny because when you focus your energy on other things they like subconsciously feel it and they feel that you're drifting yeah and then they run back oh yeah but then if he doesn't run back and he's still like because you know what he might be doing too which i'm scared for you taylor sometimes guys it's convenience and like if you're still there every time he's around he calls or you're there ready to have

sex with him anytime he wants he's gonna always take it yeah yeah men are like he has the power he can do whatever he wants and he knows you're always gonna be there like waiting for him when he texts you so like think about it are you the one always reaching out are you the one always initiating seeing each other like see what happens when you pull back yeah also i want to just reiterate it says my ex and i have been going back and forth you've already broke it up once and i'm a believer in like one strike you're out so like if you've broken up once you go back together fine but if you've broken up on and off on and off on and off for like all this time now it's been like almost a year it's too much yeah and then you're making it okay for like the kind

of lifestyle that you both are like giving each other you don't get married to him and then wonder like oh is he gonna leave me in a year like he will that's some insecurity okay our last question comes from jenna she says i recently got out of his seven-year relationship with my high school boyfriend i met a new guy and i've hung out with him a few times if he doesn't text me for a couple days do i ask him about it or just wait to hear from him or text him first and see what's up i feel like i'm getting a little too clingy too early and just want to know what is normal and what is too much if you feel like it's too much i know it's too much i think you know from the question i think yeah also you're used to being in a relationship where you're probably pretty

codependent for seven years since high school like you probably did text 500 times a day and it's like you're probably not used to not having that person that's like always within text shot whatever but you need to like live your life be independent and treat this guy like an accessory like you've got your purse you've got your whole outfit and you're looking good but if one day this like nice little purse wants to jump on your arm you're like great it only enhances my outfit it doesn't make my outfit yeah that's a mere message that's a mere message i think too if you've been in a relationship for so long it's probably really new and exciting to have a new guy that you're talking to and you just like want to jump into it but i mean if you go out and date some other guys

and meet some other cool guys that you can text and date and hang out with you'll realize that you don't have to like be so focused on this one guy texting you back i agree yeah and i think my rule of thumb is always never text first ever yeah yeah but then that turns into a game it's not a game no you just never do you never do like until you're i still never never never like i never text chris texts me every unless there's like this morning i text him i was like hey please bring the chair down from the roof elaine is gonna come pick it up like that was like a honey to-do list but like in the morning chris always text me new every day yeah i start a new a new challenge every day i'm you're trying to catch me we're married you're trying to catch me sometimes i'm

so good at it that like zach travels so much during the week that oh i don't know if i should leave that in because serial killers will come to my house sometimes i'm so good at it that if zach leaves really really early in the morning and i'll go like through my whole day because i'm so used to setting that precedent that he texts i never talked to my husband it could be like it could be like 6 p.m and he'll text me like hey are you up oh yeah because i'll be like i'll text you when i get up you guys i've gone to new york on business trips and not spoken to chris for like four days it keeps it spicy okay he'll be like hey how was your day and i'm like it's 9 p.m it's pretty good i'm going to bed talk to you tomorrow like literally that's as much as

it is i think i like it guys love it i think they do don't talk to them don't ask them i had a friend who was like wondering about a guy and she was like should i text him this morning she was like should i text him this morning and see if we're still on for tonight i'm like no if you're on for tonight he will call you and say i'm picking you up at seven you don't have to remind him that you maybe made plans he knows i mean there's a vagina he's gonna make a plan if he wants to see that vagina it's true you guys are so i just like i i agree with that when you're dating but i feel like once you're in a relationship i mean no i don't change like i would feel like what i love about zach here's the thing what i love about zach and i've said this before he's a dick like

he's a dick he's not a dick to me but he's like he's cool and so he he's the same like granted he usually initiates the communication but like he's not all up in my grill he's not like texting me pictures and like doing all these crazy things throughout the day because that would annoy me like needy like i feel the same way about him then as i do now about the amount that we're in touch like it's perfect and if all of a sudden since just because the ring's on my finger and he starts like blowing up my phone wanting to play words with friends with me all day long i'm gonna be like you need to pump the brakes yeah chris sometimes will send me like tag me in cute animal instagrams throughout the day and i appreciate that does that count as a communication yeah but

he does it first and then like two days later i'm like wow thanks for those elephants he's like that was on Tuesday I'm like I don't care but also Chris also said to a group of our friends even this weekend he said half the time I speak Kelty's not listening to me and he's right like he's right that I don't know I don't know about that right there are times where he comes home and I'm like how is your day and I'm staring at the wall and he tells me everything and I and then he'll be like are you listening and I'm like yes but I am not I'm not listening at all I'm thinking about myself I need my own time I talk all day professionally I don't want to talk to anyone And I want to look at the walls

My favorite thing is When I'm doing that Zach will literally Stop what he's saying And he'll just be like You know what Just email me or something It's like my favorite thing

And that's fine It's like he acknowledges That we're not listening And we're not interacting And I'll email him I also think While you're sitting next to him Yeah

I also think guys Like it just should never For all of you MJ, Taylor, Jenna It shouldn't be this hard Like you meet your person And he's going to like you And he's going to want to see you

and he's gonna make you feel good and you know he'll text you in the morning he'll text you in the morning if he wants to see you that night he's gonna be like hey i'm so excited to see you and what do you feel like doing he'll be nice to you like all these people that are in and out and backwards and forwards and you don't know is it too much too soon like you just be you because that's the only way you can find someone that is a perfect fit with you because you don't want to pretend now and then not pretend maybe be a little less you like 400 less you the cool not needy you like that yeah if you is being super clingy then don't don't do it don't be somebody totally but you know what people that are super clingy sometimes don't know that they're super clingy

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