LadyGang - Allegedly Wassa Happening Since Quarantine Began

Episode Date: June 30, 2020

It’s been a minute, so let’s talk about some some things that may or may not be allegedly happening. Since quarantine began there have been alot of celeb breakups, a new Bachelor was announced, and Kenney Chesney announced a tour for old people pretending to be for young people. Thank you to this episode's sponsors! La Croix – Find your favorite flavor and learn more at lacroixwater.com.   Brooklinen – Get 10% off your first order and free shipping when you use promo code LADIES at brooklinen.com.    Nutrafol – Go to nutrafol.com and use cod e LADY for 20% off.  Best Fiends – Download Best Fiends free in the apple app store or on google play.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Kelty Knight, Becca Tobin, and Jack Vanek. Hello, hello, hello. Welcome to the Lady Gang. I'm Becca Tobin here with Jack Vanek and Kelty Knight. Hello. Hi, Kelty and I are wearing matching sweatshirts right now. Yeah, Jack, it's so lame that you don't have yours on. I mean, it's just, it's the red version of it, so just squint and I'm matching. These two are from our line with Express.

You're wearing the knockoff, girl. Yeah, why are you wearing some knockoff? Sorry. I'm so excited to be here. It is, we're so excited to do this. And it's been a long time since we have done an Allegedly What's Happening episode, and I have prepared for you, bitches. Oh, okay.

It was great. Well, should we dive into... Good week. Yes, it is. Bad week. Oh, no. Okay, so I have a good week. It's a little bit...

It's a few weeks late, but it's very important, so I'm breaking the rules. It didn't happen this week. but a couple weeks ago i went to a socially distanced backyard birthday party and my friend's daughter was there and she is about 10 and she is a tiktok queen oh and um she's gained a lot of notoriety over the last couple months because her dad is max greenfield the actor from New Girl. And they make these really funny homeschool Instagram videos. They're so funny. Funny. So funny. Shut up, dad. Yeah. She's like rehearsing her TikTok moves in the background and he's like killing himself over her schoolwork. But anyways, so her mom, Tess, is a friend of

mine and she was like, Lily loves to TikTok. You guys should TikTok together. And I was so intimidated because kids can tick talk oh yeah and then everybody was like well becca was a professional dancer this is going to be a breeze which even makes it even scarier because the expectations are so high so we went over into a corner and we rehearsed and i didn't have a great rehearsal you guys it was not good bad rehearsal good show that's what happened is that what happens but then we recorded it and i kind of crushed but i did find something out about tiktok all these people are recording it in slow motion and like it's so much easier to do your dance moves in slow motion and then the app will speed it up into real time do you know and then you also

even if you're not a good dancer it makes it look you just you kind of are yeah it's a very cool cool um effect that tiktok has so that was my good week i really crushed it and i stood my ground with Lily, the 10 year old. Did you post the TikTok to your TikTok or no? No, I didn't because I actually haven't been able to get into my own personal TikTok in about three months and I haven't really cared to recover my password. It's probably a sign, but it's good to just retire it. I actually felt like it was what I needed during quarantine because I couldn't be trusted. You know, like there were just days where I wasn't myself and I just didn't want to do the wrong thing meeting learn a dance in my living room and do it yeah kelty kelty have you been tick

tocking yeah man oh you haven't she just doesn't promote it i'm shocked yeah i've been tick talking so i mean i haven't been doing like full dance routines um but i have been posting old interview at like moments so right now my most popular one is me and megan markle and then me Brad Pitt is doing very well. How many views you got? Megan Markle is 76,000 and Brad has 63,000. And I did a Tik TOK of a me going to Barnes and Noble to buy our book when it came out. And that has 26,000. Do you want to know what my, no, don't tell me. Then I did one of the videos up to rude yeah what is it one million no it's not yep yep it's just like that's so offensive to me but you can't want it you can't want it i mean my whole life is once i i once i never signed

on to tiktok the views just started rolling in i haven't even checked mine in a while maybe something i did went viral the thing with tiktok that's weird is shit goes viral like three weeks after you post it. Yeah. It's, it's not really about that. I'll look at you, Becca. So do you have a bad week? Yeah. My bad week is this. So I was in Orange County and I stopped at my favorite restaurant on the planet, Bear Flag Fish Company. So good. It's my favorite. I, if I am ever in the area, I will, I will detour and I will get me a fish burrito and some pokey. So I stopped and I got my fish burrito. I inhaled it like a monster in the car and we're still an hour away from LA. Well, it's been a while since my stomach has had like pokey, like raw fish. And that is just a

recipe for disaster. Um, I almost didn't make it home. And, um, I was screaming at Zach to get us home, get us home. I had to go into the Bristol Farms grocery store to take a doozy during COVID because I couldn't make it home. You got to poop when you got to poop. And it's the worst that you're with your husband. You're like, you know what? We're not going to make it abort. And you can't even pretend. It's like the veil is off. Got the hot sweats. Oh my God. Well, it's like the episode of Curb when Cheryl is going to have a diarrhea attack while they're going through the car wash and they get stuck. Yes, that's exactly. And the thing that's so crazy is my friend recently told me her birthing story and she was too far along by the time she got to the hospital for

an epidural. So she was like talking about the contractions and like, she's like, I blacked out. I don't know what happened. I don't know what I said to anybody. I think I was really rude to people because I was in so much pain. I was like, I think that's what happens when I have diarrhea cramps. Like I just black out. I can't control myself. Yeah. You're sweating. Your heart feels like it's going to have a heart attack. You're like, I can't, I can't. It's hard. Who's next? I'm sorry. I'll go. Um, so my good week is, so Jared has been gone for almost six weeks. Baby girl, you're gone. You're gone. His band was recording an album quarantine. His entire a band quarantined, just the five of them and never saw a single soul while they were recording.

But he just got back and I'm so happy because I was literally going insane. And he also now is a manicurist and gave me the best manicure I've ever had in my life. I watched this on Instagram. It's beautiful. Show us. Wow. Wow. And you know what? No, no bad nail beds for me. Wow. That's impressive. Could have used you last week. Did you use the revel nail thing? Because I get them to be a sponsor. I think it's great. Dude. I'm obsessed with them. It's exactly what I was looking for when I was like, I need like a hard gel that I won't pick my cuticles. Like this is, and it's so easy. It took like two seconds and Jared did. He was the one that brought up wanting to do it. I didn't have to beg him. I was like, my nails are like all fucked up. He's

like, I'll give you a manicure. And I was like, can we also watch the bachelor? Did you? Yes. oh my god i mean i love you jared but like stand your ground bro i'm having a great time honestly your nails have never looked better thank god honestly it's just jealousy seething out of me zach won't even like rub my foot for a minute so just and he slams the housewives off the moment he hears their voices oh yeah chris has started coming downstairs and he's like oh you took your makeup off yay. Like he just hates when I have makeup on so much that I'm like, that's not positive for my face. Thank you. That's nicer than if you didn't have makeup on. And he's like, can you

put some makeup on? Cause you look like shit. Yeah. So my bad week is we had my Jack birthday episode the other day and it really made me remember something that had happened on my birthday zoom and that was kelty was there and then she goes to sign off and she said something sassy and i was like yeah whatever you'll always be five years older than me and then kelty's response to me was well your forehead wrinkles say different oh it was probably the most fucked up burn that i have ever received because that's it wrinkles. No, well, no, but in the recent, it's not even that bad. I've been way meaner. She's being surrounded by a man who lets her watch a bachelor and gives her a manicure. Of course,

that's the meanest thing. She's not pretty. No, but she's my, my, um, Botox has completely worn off and I didn't realize, or I didn't realize that my forehead wrinkles could get so bad. Like they're real bad. So thank you for pointing it out, Kelsey. And I forgot because I was wasted, but then I had written it down in my notes and I was like, you took notes on your own birthday party. You're such a Jack healthy move. Yeah. First of all, I, that was just a burn. I would just say to anyone. So it wasn't actually like investigative discovery about your personal wrinkles. It was just like a great burn. Cause I'm a funny person and I'm, and I am old. Um, so it wasn't like personal girl. I was, I was just joking, but you know, live your life. Okay.

I guess I'll go now. Oh, speaking of birthdays, good week. Um, so since we've been promoting the book, the one thing from my past that I absolutely hate talking about my 24 hours on the bachelor has come up a lot. Like every reporter is like, Oh my God, congratulations on building this empire. Also remember when you were on the bachelor and I'm like, great. I just am like, please let me talk about this again i don't even have a good story i was there for like five minutes um i have a good story but yeah so so anyway um i've been getting now i've been getting uh google alerts about myself well i always get my own google alerts but now i'm getting bachelor google alerts where i'm like part of bachelor nation and there's a bachelor fan site and it's birthday

said i'm 30 oh my god they redid my birthday so i was born in 1990 what wow so young and fresh are you sure it wasn't thank you bachelor nation they weren't trying trying to they weren't with me this was just bad internet reporting is it your actual birthday day but the year is wrong correct wow congrats thank you i'm so young and fresh it's like it's beautiful um my bad week. You guys are going to hate this. My Bujo is a disaster. I'll tell you what happened. So the beginning of the year, as you remember, I was in the sex shells and I had a lot of time that I was planning out this beautiful Bujo. I was like, my spreads are amazing. It's so clean, like stickers, pens, I'm like ready. And then I started taking Spanish lessons and I thought,

you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to put my Spanish lessons in my Bujo so that I always have them. And then I'll know like every year, like where I was at in Spanish. So I started like doing my homework and doing my list of verbs and et cetera. So now my Bujo is like half beautiful Bujo, half disaster homework, like notebook from high school. And it's like, there's no going back. I can't restart the Bujo. Like I can't, I can't do, I'm so ready for January, 2021 on so many levels, but like mostly to start a beautiful Bujo and then homework will be separate. And it's just like what do i do so i just started taking washi tape and like covering up entire pages because washi tape it's like that paper tape that people use in bujos anyway it's beautiful anyway so i

started covering pages and like it's just a disaster and now it's like you know at school like how when you went to school your first couple weeks you tried to like write neat and keep every clean everything clean and organized and beautiful because you were going to be like that person and then like as the year went on you just started writing messy and being a dumpster fire of a human no you guys talking about your past self i'm just i don't know anyway i'm like it's messy and i'm sad i even started a bujo i even started a bujo page that was just things that happened with our book and it's like all the memories of making our book and at the end like you would have thought i would have done a beautiful stencil when we made the new york times list or like something amazing and

i just like literally was like new york times bestseller list apostolate like a loser not even you okay? I'm not. Obviously. Kelty, do you think that how you are with your Bujo at any given moment is a reflection of how you are as a person? Yes. Kelty likes to use, this is me therapizing, she likes to use outside factors to dictate her worth and what's going on on the inside when really all you need to do is go inward and fix your inner Bujo. And then you don't give a if your outer Bujo is a hot mess, then you don't need the praise from a million strangers. Well, it's strange for me, Becca, because we're both threes on the Enneagram and threes are very much like you are your achievements and you don't have that at all. Maybe you do,

but you just don't show it. I used to. I used to until I realized that it really doesn't matter. matter. You're the only person who cares about your achievements. Uh, not even, obviously not even my family. They didn't even watch America. So like, what am I trying to prove? Zach couldn't give a flying fuck. He loves me no matter what I'm doing with my life and my career. So like, I realized that people just kind of like me for me. I also, sorry. I think that if people are going to like you for your achievements, that's also a different level of fucked up. That's the other part about it is like, and then I found that like, nobody really likes me more. People usually just like me less when I'm doing well, because people are jealous, myself included.

So if you're thriving, people don't want to really have much to do with you. Unless they're using you. Unless they're using you. But like, I mean. My inner Bujo is hurting. Yeah. So get right with yourself. When we come back, we're going to talk. Hi, I'm Barbara aka your nursing educator on Instagram. I'm a registered nurse and I make content that's all about helping nursing students thrive. One of the first and easiest things I tell

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now back to the lady gang and we're back welcome to allegedly what's happening i have a booger in my nose like no i've actually been having a lot of are you wiping sorry the kitchen towel all i have you just picked your number one i thought it was a scarf so a kitchen towel is better but you literally just stuck that kitchen towel up your nose there's coffee all over it's going in the wash right after. Okay. All right, here we go. Here's our, I'm in your kitchen. There's coffee splatter everywhere. I know I'm still messy. I am in there. I does know this kitchen Island. It's so white and it's just like, I could wipe it down a hundred times a day. It's just always has stuff on it. Like Chris and I are just messy kitchen people. You could never have marble

like we do. Zach literally like gives me three looks if I put something down without a coaster. Yeah. No, couldn't have it. It's poor as shit. Poor as this. Poor as. Okay. Let's begin.

I'm going to begin with something kind of fun. So quarantine, a study came out saying that so many people were buying so many more sex toys than ever. Like the sex toy industry is on fire right now. and this one company decided to do a study on the kinkiest names so the people based on product what name you have of people that are buying like the craziest kinkiest shit on their website should we go no so i did the female my dad's name i wasn't thinking of your dad the number one kinkiest bitch out there is jessica yeah obviously wow that's my sister's name followed

by liz oh this is kinky hannah sarah i feel like these are just the most common names of our generation karen karen karen is kinky karen they're joking i know karen that's pretty kinky alicia like a-l-i-s-h alicia lily okay kinky little lily lisa kinky little lily louise and sofia you guys are buying the most sex toys but like an alicia and a sofia sofia seems young sofia's getting the womanizer and she's 19 yes she is young good for you sofia or she's our age but she's european oh yes this was worldwide so person i would like to know i want to know the guy's names though that's what interests me more same i bet it's so lame like it's gonna be chad john bob dave i'll tell you about the sexy man randy randy randy gets randy pulling it up

i'm pulling up randy hold on okay these are the male names randy okay oh 10 kinkiest man names number one charlie number two mike mike he would mike's a fucking douche mike wears white flip-flops mike always wear shorts cargo shorts yeah number three ryan number four scott oh shit number five joe joe is like joe has so much gel in his hair and so much like strawberry lube that gives you a yeast infection he does and he also wears more jewelry during sex than you do it's like a necklace that hits you in the face oh yeah yeah yeah yeah i dated a guy with one of those david a charm a charm necklace a charm david brandon sam fred and jordan fred jordan who even names their kids fred nowadays when the baby comes out you're like fred ready

I guess Freddie's kind of cute. That list has three of my ex-boyfriends in it. I think it's three of everyone's. They're like the names of our, again, of our generation. But if I got three out of 10, that's pretty good. It's not bad. Douche, douche, douche. Speaking of love, I do want Jack to weigh in on Matt James being the new bachelor. oh i love it i love the choice he seems so charming and so fun and i like that they're getting like a fresh face outside of the normal bachelor nation and it's about time that they got

a black bachelor so but i have a question he was on bachelor in paradise i don't know where he came from so he is tyler cameron's best friend and when the whole quarantine thing happened so he was never on a bachelor never on it but he got cast for claire's season so he is going to be on but then they i guess were in talks with him just to make him the bachelor now that the scheduling is all up yeah um but i think he'll be a really great bachelor and apparently he got more submissions to be on the show than anybody he's hot he's well and also the thing that's so stupid about the bachelor among like 8 million things is that when they like keep recycling those people people can't submit for like they don't even know who they're submitting to be on with

right no that's and that's what happened i think with um the past two bachelors is like people thought that they were submitting for somebody else and then like there's this girl that was super christian that was on this last season with the douchebag but she was probably submitting for Colton because that is like a better match. So, um, at least people know who they're submitting for. They should just let us do the casting. Clearly we have it. Well, we had all those girls from the lady gang zoom party that want to be, uh, contestants, right? Oh yeah. We're supposed to get that one girl. I forgot what her name was. She's a Carrie Underwood lookalike. We need to get her on his season. We have to know somebody in casting. We need to make our own

version of the bachelor with all of our lady gang. I think people have tried and I think you get killed in your sleep and never to be heard Mike Fleiss comes after you yeah yeah for sure um okay so I have a little country music news Kenny Chesney has has had to postpone his tour until 2021 um he released new stadium dates and I know this story seems like we shouldn't be covering it on Lady Gang but I just want to like a highlight what his tour was called that he had to cancel oh god it was the chillaxification you're joking oh i love this this is my vibe kenny chesney postpones the chillaxification so that's chill relax and vacation vacation relaxification was this the because he was supposed to tour the florida georgia line

is that the same tour i have no idea i just that sounds like my dad was the head of marketing for that tour and no it does sound like like a boomer was trying to name a tour for millennials yes you guys what should we call this tour that act like a lady tour no man we're gonna count the i actually let's think of our own version of that for the next lady gang tour we need like a word squish of something like three three like really lame words like cool rad fantastic we're gonna think of something good relaxificate when i saw this i was like am i gonna use this for allegedly what's happening and i was like honestly this is a jumping point for some great brainstorming and absolutely and you know what we need to come up with something and then

trademark it and then make it a massive success and girls send us their ideas we want something in the same vein of chillaxification is it wait chillax i'll spell it c-h-i-l-l-a-x-i-f-i-c-a-t-i-o-n so it's not vacation the third word is not like it's a vacation because it's chillaxification because it's not chillaxification i mean what is this miriam webster spelling bee like can you use it in a complete i like chillaxification better what country does it come from oh my gosh we should do that that's a vacation and then the best part is people will think they're buying tickets to kenny chesney with the stadium our lady came to work in like a garage or worse women start buying tickets thinking they're seeing us and they see kenny chesney

Kenny Chesney such a small little seal of a man okay he just looks like he would be so small fast in the water he's tiny and he's also like very like he's like a baby seal like I feel like he would be able to go through the water very quickly I think no no hair on his body has seen his penis somehow like at a party yeah yeah yeah and maybe I I'm 99% sure that Zach was at like some raucous party in Atlanta and Kenny Chesney happened to be there. And I think he got nude. I have to ask him, but I'm pretty sure this is true. That is so random. Yeah. I wonder how random damn it. I wish he was awake right now. I would ask. Oh, he is. He just texted. Let me ask. Okay. Um, I'm going to just say the next one. This one's for Jack. Jack, guess what?

Unsolved mysteries is coming back to television. Do you remember that? I am so excited. Oh my God. Well, that was like my favorite show in the world when I was a kid, I would watch it every day. And the previews for it looks so amazing because it's the people that are doing stranger things. So it's like spooky and produced and awesome. And I've been waiting for this to happen. I'm like, true crime is massive. Why haven't they brought the show back? But the guy that hosted it, I think has died. And I'm really bummed. It's going to be you. You're the new host. It's me. It could be you. This is how I find out. You're welcome. Well, can I just say I'm excited for this because I've been very disappointed in, in the true crime content. Like I tried to watch

the Bobbitt documentary or series and it was so boring, like so boring. And that story couldn't be more exciting. She cut her husband's dick off and yet I was bored to tears. We, we did have on my other podcast as a guest. Was she boring as the show? No, she was amazing. So if you want an enthralling version of it, okay. All right. First degree. Um, you guys, I just got a text message from a number. I don't know. And it says, dude, saw you on GMA crushing it. Keep it up from big daddy. And then, no, then I came through on my computer and I looked on my phone and it didn't come through on my phone which means i have blocked said number do you think it was boyfriend i don't who's big daddy big daddy i don't and i don't call guys daddy i'm not one

of those girls so i don't know who the this is well speaking of big daddy leonardo dicaprio has a 23 year old girlfriend he's 45 do you remember on lady gang tv when we did the chart about how we will never date anyone over 25. He's kind of going. 23. They keep getting younger. It's true. Hasn't he been dating this girl for a while?

The Camilla Marone or whatever her name is? I don't know. I saw him at a party. I saw him at a party in January, but she wasn't with him. But he's like the least, like, I don't know why he goes out as much as he does. Because every time I've seen him out, he doesn't look like he's having fun. No. And he's chilling there by himself with his, like, weird entourage.

kevin conley is always in tow like a like an emotional support animal and it's like the weirdest vibe i'm like why are you out you have so much money you probably have way more fun at your house you probably have a slip and slide in your backyard yeah party it's it is true and then it's like um i saw him at a birthday dinner like recently and i was like he's always in the hoodie and like looking you're right becca it's like he's like not and he's he like the minute that like the birthday toast is over, he goes to like a corner and like hides. It's like, he's like, I'm sure everyone's like staring at him. I'm like, you could just be cool. Like I'm like, do you think that he likes, like he wants the attention, but he doesn't know. I think he has major FOMO. That's

what I heard. He wants to be there and wants people to come to him kind of a thing. No, I think he just wants to not miss anything. Update. I texted Zach. I said, have you seen Kenny Chesney nude? He says, yes. I said, why? He goes, LOL, not by choice. Wait, I need, I need like more context to this story. I know I'm going to let him have his coffee and then he's going to really divulge. I can't wait. I love this. Um, all right. So the next story I have is Kim Kardashian's coming to the podcasting world. Welcome to the world girl, six years late, who is a trendsetter now. Um, She's hosting a new crime podcast with Spotify. I don't, I don't, I didn't think it was a crime podcast.

I thought it was about releasing or about her social justice. Yeah. Yeah. I think that's not there. It's not true crime, but they're describing it as true crime adjacent. True crime adjacent. Well, it is. Yeah.

I mean, I thought it's people wrongfully accused of things like serving sentences and like, it is like a wrongful conviction. Or I don't know if they're not going to put that in comedy. like right i guess i don't think they have a social genre yeah i don't think they have like a social justice there's got to be a better genre okay kristen stewart is no for that specific podcast sure if my culture would be good but then our like our podcast isn't culture and those things are like so different so anyway uh kristen stewart's playing uh princess diana i know come here strange choice to me i think it's great she's such a good actress

i think she's gonna be the right amount of like weird awkward like twitchy eye as diana i just i just she does a good job of like morphing yeah she's like one of those people who truly can like disappear into the role and i think that that's what you have to have for this did you guys see the uh the pictures of dorinda next to princess di and the lookalike no is it good they're like if anybody is gonna play princess diet you're joking no oh my god they look so similar though i mean i don't know if she could act but is it can i so zach's here we want to know under what circumstances you saw kenny chesney nude

can you explain the could you come to the mic babe come to the mic zach he won't come to the mic but he says at an after party what was what was the party after his concert in atlanta he stripped he stripped he got drunk and in his beanie oh i hate a guy that gets nude but leaves his hat on it's like leaving your socks on oh yeah he's bald zach says he's bald so he's always wearing a hat so he got totally nude but left his beanie on and jumped in the pool allegedly do you have to say allegedly if you have an eyewitness no sources confirmed i have a question for zach was his whole body like a seal was his whole body like a seal yeah what was the hair like he's dying laughing because he feels like very seal man to me he said yes like a baby

seal yes thank you was it like was it like me in the nude confirmed he was a little guy he's a little guy he's a little guy how tall is he five six on google it says five six so if he's five four yeah you guys oh speaking of tiny men um i've been watching selling sunset which great program so our girl our girl chris shell's the best the best honestly i hate i don't even watch reality tv and i've watched every episode of selling i'm like when it ended season two i was like wait when season three coming chris shell's a fucking star she's so beautiful and our hairdos are so amazing on that show. She's a star. And the little Oppenheimer men, the two guys that run the brokerage or whatever, they are so small. And this is what I couldn't figure out.

And I keep thinking this every single time I watch that show. So Davina, she used to go to the hair salon that I go to. And my hairstylist confirmed that she's a very tall woman. So it's not that like they're super tiny and they're hiring like normal height women. They're hiring really like those women are so tall. They wear giant heels. And I just think to myself, if you're, first of all, I commend them for their confidence, but if you're that tiny, aren't you going to try to surround yourself with women who are also tiny so that you don't look as tiny? And listen, I don't want to shame anybody for size because everyone knows that I'm challenged in that department, but I wouldn't surround myself with tall women if I had a choice.

Maybe they have some sexual thing that they like big, tall women. Yeah, I guess. Gigantrists. And I guess in LA, unlike anywhere else, maybe in New York, there is something with tall women are a status symbol, like really tall. And when you're a short guy, you'd rather have the status symbol than look tall yourself. I also noticed that they were very small, but now I want to see them in real life. Should I text Chrishell and be like, how small are they in real life?

Yeah, I've seen them at a restaurant on Sunset. And they're small? They're small. They're wee men. Wee little men. I think that they're probably my height. Okay. If you Google their height, it says like 5'5", which means 5'3".

Who is it? Oppenheimer. I don't watch Selling Sunset. Oppenheimer. I'm going to get into it. It's so good. I know. I've heard.

But they've got sex appeal. Because they're rich. They're confident and rich. Oppenheimer brothers? Yeah. You're like, let me sell you this 22-minute- The first thing that comes up is height. Yeah, I know.

It's brutal. It's brutal. They're small. I just thought they would do more scenes sitting down. Like, be at dinner more. you know what i mean there's a lot of there's a lot of walking and i'm like we need this like whoever is producing this show is dirty and they hug he hugs the girls he hugs the girls all the time and i'm like you're at the nip he's like breastfeeding she's low they probably like i'm

tall it says five six yeah five four can each um okay so i've just a couple more things before we move on for we have celebrity breakups but first i want to tell you about a miniature donkey named mambo so you know how we've been on like a hundred fucking zoom calls like our whole life is just looking at each other through the computer well there's a farm called p peace p-e-a-c-e peace p-e-a-s peace and peace farm they'll rent you mambo the eight-year-old miniature donkey and his friends to crash your zoom wait like the donkey loves the camera and so you can just be like oh you know who else is joining us oh stephanie from sales is coming and you know alex is coming and like i think mambo's coming and then like you can just do the whole zoom with

like a fucking donkey like looking at you and chewing and stuff sounds productive who also does that is Beth, my favorite dog in the world. She crashes Zooms? She crashes Zooms. Her owner was doing it and then donating the money that she'd like crash Zooms for. Oh my God. It's really good. Okay.

Celebrity breakups. Kelly Clarkson, divorcing. Scott and Sophia have split. Megan Fox and Michelle Kelly are together and have matching bloody Valentine tattoos. Megan Fox, you are way too old to be getting a matching tattoo with a man. What do you want to talk about? Well,

go ahead, Becca. I do want to shout out Megan Fox because something surfaced this week that she was on Jimmy Kimmel promoting a movie and told a story about working with Michael Bay as an extra and she was 15. And look at the clip. I can't explain it really, but it was like everybody in that time, like Jimmy Kimmel and the audience, they're like laughing at the fact that she was sort of like 15 in a bikini and like Michael Bay had her like dancing on a bar or something. Um, and I actually felt really bad because I apparently, allegedly after that happened, she kind of got blacklisted. Like Michael Bay wasn't into her cause she like called him out, called him out. And, um, I thought about it and I was like, she got so hated on for her plastic

surgery in the beginning, her sexuality and like all this shit. And then part of me feels like I want Megan Fox to have her moment. Now I want everybody to be like, you do you girl, you should be successful. You got like bullied your entire beginning of your career. She really did. Um, I am really here for this machine gun Kelly romance. He's so sexy and like the way that i always loved boys back in the day like he was like a warp tour kid and would play like the tiny stage on warp tour back in the day so he would machine gun kelly would yeah oh yeah um eight stupid names i hate a stupid name i wonder what his name is it's probably fred it's probably kinky ass probably mike kinky f**king fred i want to see what his

name is i just i i machine gun kelly is six four no he's tall so skinny hot yeah colson colson is his name and he chose to change it that's a beautiful maker he sounds like a country hot i hate the name colson reminds me of like all the people i grew up with in the south who are trying to be like unique with their names and they like make them up and give weird spellings yeah it's Colton with an S. Yeah. It's weird. All right. Do we want to talk about Sophia and Scott? Not really. I mean, who cares about either of those people? And Kelly Clarkson, I'm sad about. I just watched her talk show and she's doing it from home during a divorce. No glam. And I just feel like, girl, I don't want to do that. There's no amount of money that could get

me to do that job but she's doing that job so it must be a lot of money it's probably a ton of money no and she's gotten like super vulnerable on it too like yes crying and like just showing the whole thing so i mean it's hard her show is amazing i just always find it incredible like to me a pop star life is an enviable life in hollywood because you can go on tour for the summer you're like traveling you work for three months and then you can literally take three months off if you want like if you're out of record cycle like yeah you can you you don't have like a nine to five where you have to work every day doing a daily show is such a grind never ends like she's recovering on saturday prepping for monday on sunday and it's like why do that to yourself

kelly clarkson like you didn't she probably hates touring that's probably why she wants to be home with her kids yeah yeah and i guess if you're doing it from zoom it's like she's working a couple hours a day. I just did not see them splitting. They felt so solid to me. Do you think she's going to ever talk to Reba McIntyre again?

Wasn't that his mother? His stepmother? They broke up though too, right? Like Reba's Oh yeah, Reba and her ex-husband. He did her dirty or something. But then she apparently f***ed him which I loved so much

financially. allegedly allegedly i don't know what's happened here i think reba and kelly after they did that because of you duet like they were bonded for life like i don't think they'll ever not be friends and i also think they bond more now yeah they're there maybe there's a duets album like i don't know but brandon he or the guy the husband manages blake shelton so does that mean kelly clarkson and blake shelton are never going to be on the voice together again because they were great oh shit yeah or maybe they're still friendly like a lot of people that have been married for a long time are just like yo like i love you we're not gonna stay married but like

we're cool like yeah i actually think i could divorce chris right now i mean i don't want to because i love him so much but like if i divorce chris it would never be unless something happened like so horrible yeah you don't know like how it happened i hate you like it could just be like we tell her to love like you know usually it's not that yeah all right when we come back we're gonna fix your life you're listening to the lady gang okay are we ready to fix some lives ladies you were always okay first question comes from a male lady ganger i've been dating this guy for about a year now and we're pretty close we met on a dating app and just really hit it off he lives in another city about 40 minutes away, but we both try as much as possible to visit each other

and spend nights together when we can. Overall, it's been a great relationship and he is a great guy. The dick is definitely not trash. The only problem is there is an age difference. I'm 19 and he's 30. I definitely don't have a problem with the age difference and neither does he, but I'm scared to tell my family, especially my mom. What should I do? Should I tell them? Does it matter? is 11 years really that big of a difference? No. I mean, 19 to 30, it is kind of a big difference. Interesting year. Yeah. Yeah. Um, yeah, I feel like when it's, it's, it's like in your twenties and thirties, it seems big. And then in your sixties, it's nothing. No. Once you feel like you're over 30, then I don't think that there's like really any age difference unless it's like

50 years. That seems kind of weird. I guess my thought is that, you know, I don't want you to miss out on your twenties because this person you're dating kind of skips you forward to your thirties. Like your twenties are such a magical messed up, like crazy time. And it's like you, that person should just experience all of that. Like you need to like just experience everything. And you know, cause I, I've had a lot of friends that kind of got settled in early and then in their thirties, they realized like, wait, I never lived my life. And that's when they have like a midlife meltdown, you know? I mean, I think that the best thing that I probably ever did is I was single for most of my twenties because I agree. It's like, you got to fuck up and date like a

million different people and really figure out what you want so they've been dating for a year and he's 19 so they've been dating since he was 18 um you change so much between 18 and 30 for sure between those two ages so i mean i'd have to agree um the age difference is fine um some people will probably judge you for it but people are judging people for everything so who cares but um yeah it's just being single is pretty good in your 20s yeah you guys are like talking to him like old people talk to young people right now we are old like be single and enjoy your single but he's not single he's in love so you're 19 yes in our in our experience of life we loved having that opportunity to be single and enjoy lots of dick however you're in love and don't let the

age difference make or break it like it's just one of the factors and um enjoy the ride like what are you gonna do can't change it good i could tell when ladies and gentlemen sorry you guys are like well you need to be single enjoy your 20s also 20s are trash let's talk about there were some quote magical times that kelty's talking about try like devastating times and oh I wasn't happy for any of the guys that I dated in my twenties, but I had learned a lot about myself through these terrible experiences. Not one was good. Okay. Right. What's our last question, Jack? Last question comes from anonymous. She says, I recently broke up with my boyfriend of about a year to start exploring my options. However, last weekend I accidentally ended up

hooking up with my coworkers, very toxic ex-boyfriend. We all live in a very small town where news can travel fast and if she finds out she's going to be furious he agreed to keep it on the down low and deny it but i don't know if i trust him although my co-worker and i have known each other for a long time and spent a lot of time together i wouldn't consider us close however i'm not her biggest fan should i just come out and tell her or bite my tongue since i plan on quitting eventually and hope it never comes up it's coming up you think that shit i mean in my experience that stuff comes up. So don't expect it to stay hidden. But I also don't think you owe it to this girl to tell her. Exactly. If she was your best friend, yes. But you just like work with her and

you're friendly. I would just say, if she does call you out on it, you could just be like, I felt like telling you was going to hurt you. And I just didn't think that that was like necessary. He's your ex for a reason. Well, the fact that they're coworkers and not friends, it's like her finding out could just make their work situation a nightmare. And I mean, if this happened to me, I just wouldn't say anything and then hope he didn't say anything because what I don't know good that can, what good is, yeah, what good is going to happen. So I would just say, pretend it didn't happen. And then hopefully he does the same. Yep. Good, good job guys. Well, it's the end of the show. Thanks for joining us on our allegedly what's happening.

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