LadyGang - Allegedly Wassa Happening: Taylor, Keke, Jessi + An Off Campus Romance IRL

Episode Date: June 25, 2026

Then it's full Quickie chaos: the great Jordan face-tune disaster, the Off Campus cast romance heating up in Paris, and a deep dive into Jessie's new reality-star situationship (spoiler: the girls have THREE red flags and a lot of opinions). The gang also weighs in on the Keke Palmer x Sean Evans of it all, Joe Alwyn's very specific type, and goes full investigation mode on the Taylor Swift wedding rumors — Rhode Island decoy tents, Times Square, and the Madison Square Garden theory!We have deals for YOU!Lucy: Save 20% on your first order at lucy.co/ladygang with code LADYGANGClean Simple Eats: Shop the best tasting protein powders at CleanSimpleEats.comProgressive: Looking to save on car insurance? Cruise on over to Progressive.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Number one sports book for live betting based on available live market data. It's time for a quickie. Podcast One presents The Lady Gang. The Hollywood Girl Posse with Lady Gang Quickie. Here's Kelty Knight, Becca Tobin, and Jack Vanek. Let's make this quick. Hello, hello, hello. Welcome to Lady Gang Quickie. I'm Becca Tobin here with Jack Vanek and Kelty Knight.

Hello. Oui, oui, bitches. Oui, oui. She's in Paris. I know you know what I love about me as I was thinking about this while I was setting up I was like Becca goes and she's like podcasting for Mexico and she's like yeah I'm in Mexico and then Jack's like in London we never discussed what she did in London but like when I go on a trip it becomes the entire I was like the whole podcast for three weeks will be about me

in Europe like I'm such a dick I don't know what you guys why you have me around Does this surprise you? Yeah. It doesn't surprise me, but it like, it bothers me a little bit about myself. Well, Paris is more exciting than Cabo. I mean, Cabo is fun and great, but like, it's not as, you know, you're doing the same thing every day. You're drinking a margarita and you're on a beautiful beach or at the pool, but also

you don't go on leisure trips often. I think Jack and I are probably going on more trips. So when you do it, it's a real event because you're actually taking time away from work. yeah do you guys want to see what I got there's a Louis Vuitton bag oh she's already made a splurge no no I didn't buy it so Chris is going to the Louis Vuitton show and um this was the invite that was in our hotel room so you get they send you a exclusive Louis Vuitton something and I stole it from him oh you need that this is your number oh that's where you're gonna sit god 57 yeah and then we got this leather Louis Vuitton baseball hat oh that's cute oh but it's floppy

it is very floppy it's like a leather daddy hat it's cute it is very cute it's very leather daddy anyway it's like tan but we went out shopping today to this vintage store that Chris loves for guy stuff and we saw a guy there was like decked head to toe and Louis was like oh you must be here for the Louis Vuitton show and then he tried to buy the gift off us Did you go? I know we should, Chris. How much? Three thousand. Just kidding. God. Anyway. So that was fun. But I'm very. Yeah. What's the vintage store in Paris that you sent me to the last time? And I got like the greatest Bottega Clutch for two hundred dollars. And it's around from Lay Avenue. You know, it's it's called Depot Venti Lux. Oh, go there, please. Again. Oh, I just so you guys know, you know, I have two things I'm famous for being a facelift influencer, obviously now. You guys, I've never been more popular. The secret DMs, the celebrities calling me, texting me, getting my number and having deep. I can barely

stay off the phone the way these bitches are coming. They want facelifts. Yeah. Face influencer, deep secret face influencer and my Paris shopping trip. Like I talked about it twice and 10 years of lady gang every single week for people say, I'm going to Paris next month. I heard you. I remember you had that shopping recommendation. Can you send me your list? Well, bitches, I did the work because I am mentally unwell and want to spend a lot of money. And the only thing that's gonna make me happy is buying things for dopamine. I have 27 stores I'm going to. Whoa.

Okay. I have a whole list because they change all the time. The pop-ups. Yeah. I'm going to review each one and then I will be putting out my final list.

Did you have AI like map it out for you per day, per location, like where you should eat while you're also there? I saw all the different areas. Chris wants to know

if he can leave. Yes, Chris, but you got to put a shirt on, babe. I'll hide them this is wild sorry guys sorry to everyone um I have big allegedly news that has nothing to do with me okay go it's about Jack and off campus did you see that Ali and the guy who plays Justin the musician hot musician guy from off campus and Ali who has the bangs and curly hair and wears the Jennifer Lopez dress allegedly everyone's in Paris right now because I'm a trendsetter they were on a plane and now they've been spotted kissing they're together

you remember she just broke up with her fiance yes so this girl has been dating she was with her fiance I think for a while I gotta say she could definitely do better than the ex-fiance but oh yeah they broke up they like called off their engagement and then all these old podcast clips came out about them and he was so mean to her oh who is he would like he was a real what was jesse um what was jesse draper's husband's name john jordan very jordan energy yeah he would like give her like underhanded like insults and stuff it was very he treated her very bad so i'm glad that they broke up i'm like she could definitely do better and i love that they're together i mean i love her and dean together because like that's what they give you on the

show but he is also engaged and i think he's actually in love um did you guys speaking of jordan jesse's ex did you see the whole thing a couple weeks ago where he facetuned a picture of himself so aggressively was he going to be on like supermarket sweep or something it was like something random like a post photo it was as bad as the 2024 oscars and me you know what i mean when i was at peak ai filter yes when you looked like it was an alien like not even a person on life and everybody's like Kelsey you look so amazing you're like thank you thank you so much you're like I sure do I look incredible um yeah and Jordan like unfortunately I know this as someone who has a tiny butthole for eyes like you can't face your tune your way out of like a tiny

eyeball you can't unfortunately yeah um can we you know what I mean Becca you know what I mean Yeah. You can facetune the skin, the hair, the tan. Yeah, you can't do... But, like, a little beady eye is a little beady eye. It wasn't even that. He facetuned literally everything. That man was a different person in his AI photo.

He, like, looked hot, which we all know he is not. Like, at all. No, I want to talk about Jesse and Marciano. Have you guys seen that they have been on vacation together? And, like, what's going on here? I have a dumb girl question. Yeah. Is that who she made out with on Vanderpump Villas?

Yes. And it kind of, I mean, they're cute together, but it bums me out because I'm like, Jessie, I want you to be single. I have so many thoughts on this. Hold on. I have a guest star. Oh, here we are. Ford. Hi. Where's daddy? What do you need? I don't know where daddy is. Hi. Hi, Ford. Can you hear him?

No. Say hi to the girls. Hey, you want to say something in the microphone? Come on. Say hi. He's shy. No. Um, okay. So, but here, but here's what I want to talk about. I thought that the whole vibe of him, maybe, I don't know, I'm not going to put words in her mouth, but I felt like the subtext when it all went down was that he was just trying to get famous. And that's why he was having all of these dalliances at the Vanderpump Villa. Also, why am I even putting a question mark at the end of that? When somebody signs up to do Vanderpump Villa, I think also that's probably

the goal yeah period like he like he he seems fine enough like he seems like maybe he has a he's a good I don't know he's over the girl on Vanderpump Rules too that he was with a girl I think that like they were together and then he threw over and that's when like the Demi and Jesse thing happened there and then now that they're together I just want her to be single she's never been single in her entire life I'm like girl experience dating go date different people like ending up with the guy that you like had this alleged emotional affair with when you're with Jordan like that's not that's not the way to healing you know no no yeah well you know at lady world which was almost a year ago I was trying to success coach her about this topic

um hold on Chris you look great are you you don't want to wear the shirt no come here look because the girls will see you. Chris is going to the Louis Vuitton show. We think he looks nice. Oh, sharp. He looks nice. Yeah, and these are like a big pant. Show the shoe, show the shoe.

He's got like a big pant and like a sequin. He won't wear a nice shoe. I tried to make him buy one today. But he's decided between this or like just a black t-shirt and a dress pant, but I think just a black t-shirt. No, I like the white. Is he wearing a jacket?

No jacket. It's hot here. Oh. You look great. Yeah, you look great. Have fun. Okay. You smell good.

Why does Chris Knight not have a dress shoe? That's okay. Why did adult men? Because he's in the music industry. He doesn't need to. You know what? Something that. It's driving me bananas.

The good Charlotte brothers, the Madden brothers once told Jared something about just the way that they dress in different places. And they were like, if you are underdressed and you just like don't give a, people will still take you seriously in rooms just because you're like, I don't have to dress up. and I think that's like Chris actually looks very nice he's wearing like a nice dress shirt nice dress pants but the shoes it's like he's flexing himself a little bit you know he's like I don't need to wear a dress you to fit in he's got these like custom vans that have rhinestones on it but I tried to get him to buy like a pair of like great like Prada boots at the vintage store

today I'm like you need these for like when you're walking around with fancy people and like a nice Oxford boot and he was like I don't know if boots are me I was like nobody wants to wear a boot when you could wear a sneaker like no we all want to be in our sneakers what does he wear to weddings when he has like a tux on they do the sneaker thing i mean he has a dress loafer like a dress shoe shoe like a shiny tuck shoe but like you remember but not like a nice when you got married becca and zach had like a cool like velvet loafer on and it's just like it's so rich looking yeah he needs like a good chelsea boot yeah his feet are size 14 and so to pack that it takes the whole suitcase. I understand why he wants a squishy van. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Back to Mauricio. There's

three red flag Marciano. Oh my God. This is like the summer house thing all again. Okay. There's three flags. Number one, he's too tan. We, you cannot trust a man that is that tan. But what's his nationality? It doesn't matter when you start being purple, when it doesn't, he's, I think he's like Italian, maybe Latin something, but like he's, he's the color of an eggplant right now. Like on my Instagram, it's too tan. Oh, I know a red flag. Go ahead. I'm going to say mine after you. It's probably the same when they're on Instagram and she's like, I'm ready. Here's my outfit tonight. And she's like, he takes way longer to get ready. And I thought like at first, the first time she did it, it was like funny. And I was like, ha ha ha. Like Jesse has 17 packs of

hair in her hair i know what it takes to curl a hair extension like this is the fact that she's ready you know but she's what are men doing what are men doing that takes longer than women i'm like what are you doing in there i i'm truly curious i'm i need a full minute by minute play by play of what marciano's doing marciano what he's doing what he's getting taking longer to get ready he's very manscaped he's probably like plucking hairs that's what i'm saying and that is a recipe for disaster. And three, we tried to tell her Lady World because at Lady World, she had sort of said, like the Vanderpump stuff had happened and she was kind of like, we don't know. And then she asked to change her name, which she said on, which she said on Mormon Wives,

because I pronounced it wrong, which it wasn't me. I practiced very hard. It probably was me, but we did confirm. I watched it back and I did, you know, but she was like, I'm getting rid of this name. I'm just, and so I, we assumed there was trouble in paradise anyway. So maybe she feels like she was single because if she was, like, in a loveless marriage for a year and a half or two years. No, but she needs to be experiencing a bunch of different guys. The problem is, is she's so hot. She's so cute. She should be whining.

She should be Sierra Millering. You know what I mean? Like, Sierra is going around and she can have the pick of the list. She's in the Shibuzee video. I was like, are you going to marry Shibuzee? She's like, ha, ha, ha, no, girl. But, like, I'm sure he tried. I don't know anything about them.

But like, you know, she's just like got the pick of the litter. I just feel like, Jessie, if you're going to date a reality star, it better be upper tier reality. I know. It feels a little bit too like, I don't know, she seems happy and like I'm happy for her. But if I was success coaching her, it would. Do you know what it is? I think this is my armchair expert opinion. I think that there are certain girls who will never break out of the archetype of the guy that

they always like and date. So she is in her, cause that's the guy that you're doing. You're having fun with at 21, right? Yeah. You, I don't think that her taste in men has matured to the level at which she should be at. Yes. And the thing is, it's the guy you have fun with and it's the guy you marry. You go to the clubs. You meet at the pool party in Vegas. You make out when you have a husband. That guy. Bingo. Exactly. And I hope she's happy and that's what she deserves because her ex seems like such a prick. But I hope this is short lived. I know. Yeah, me too. Jessie, come back to us. We're ready to success coach you on this. I just listen. She needs to have her wrong but like I think the thing about Jessie is that I we forget she's like a

crazy successful businesswoman like oh I don't forget it's insane no she has her own factory in like China that makes all her stuff like she's like a hundred millionaire like this girl does not need to be like she can she can do anything she wants I don't think she's a hundred millionaire that's a lot of millions that's like selling a company maybe like someone in the business told me her company is worth 127 million dollars what it could be worth that but that doesn't mean yeah she has it but that would be well maybe i mean maybe she'll sell it for that much you know to a big you know l'oreal or whatever that's what she'll probably do she'll get acquired but yes she's too rich and successful regardless yes I just don't think it's I I'm gonna be hard

pressed to find any reality guy that is good enough for her yes no maybe like a like a chef from a you know like a Bobby Flay yeah Bobby Flay um okay so oh okay yeah I mean maybe this is her Maddie Healy 1975 moment and then next is going to be her Travis Kelsey like she would be a great wag yes she would really would she would you know wow she would see this is why no one's asking me so your decaf oat milk extra but not piping hot four pumps of caramel no sugar, small latte in a large cup. That'll be 10 minutes.

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Please play responsibly. Concerned about your gambling or that of someone close to you? Call 1-866-531-2600 or visit connectsontario.ca. The Lady Gang. Kiki Palmer seemingly confirmed she confirmed nothing but she did say that her and Hot Ones are hanging out Sean Evans they were spotted so for anybody that doesn't know this has been like

a long-going thing between Kiki Palmer and the host of Hot Ones his name is Sean Evans he just seems like the nicest guy ever yeah but he went on that chicken shop date uh show with Amelia whatever her name is and he basically confessed that he had a crush on Kiki Palmer because he had interviewed her years ago and then she came back on his show and they like shared this like little kiss like during the show because everybody was like shipping their relationship and then it's just kind of been this like whole thing of like everybody wants them to be together because they're so freaking cute but then they were spotted at dinner in Brooklyn last week I think like you're really on a date but Brooklyn is not where you go on a first date I'm sorry

that feels like a second date to me yeah because it's like casual or like who asks you out and then says meet me in Brooklyn like either they both have already lived in Brooklyn that's the thing they've either both bonded that they live in Brooklyn or he lives in Brooklyn or he sent a car for her to take her to his favorite you're not asking a girl to leave her borough if she lives in the city but she might live in Brooklyn it's a badass I mean there's some very ritzy fun badass places there so anyway so then well then she was on uh I think she's in Cannes or something right now and Jay Shetty did this like talk with her and then he asked her about it he's like can you tell me what's going on and she was like kind of cheeky about it but I have never wanted

something to work out more in my life like I this is my Roman Empire right now I think that they would be so freaking cute it's a very cute couple and she's one of the most talented people on the planet very underutilized but like she should be Beyonce level famous like people should be on the block for her yo because JLo does all the things like she's acting she's dancing she's recording music like she's doing it all but she doesn't get the credit like she's not she's going She's at the Met Gala as like the host, like Lala Anthony, like hosting the Met Gala. She's like a host. Yeah, it's interesting.

I think she's so amazing. Is it because she had her own talk show? And once you do that, you cross over into never being considered an A-lister? Oh. No, I think sometimes when you're good at everything, Becca, it's like a story, the Becca Tobin thing. Well, hardly. When you're a quadruple threat, people are like, meh, easy for her, you know? they take it they take it for granted but I also do think when you have been so out there with your

real self and not your artist self yes people start to think of you less as an artist and more of a personality no it's so true that's what Chris said he was like last night I was out in Paris with all these people and like he's like it was crazy because I was like you know everyone thinks what I do is cool right and I'm around cool people like famous people all the time he's like there's another level above famous people and it's just like the ultra cool people like celebrities wish it's like I'm like with this designer and this art gallery owner and like the people who actually curate the cool cool cool super cool yeah and I was like J-Lo could never anyway office romance was cute though I'm sorry I didn't like the boner scene

or the birth scene but it wasn't that bad I yeah with um Brett Goldstein did you watch it Rebecca I started it, but I didn't finish it. I was tired. So I'll go back. I listened to her though. It's incredible. Riveting. I listened to her on, um, smart lists and it was a night. It was nice to hear her because she's way less guarded in interviews than you would imagine. Post benefit 2.0. Yes. And she refers to like, you know, a lot of healing she's done in the last two years. And speaking of Jessie Draper, she was saying that she didn't say specifically Ben Affleck, but she does talk about how she realized when the last kind of two years fell apart, she actually said to herself, like, what are you doing wrong? Like, what are you looking for, asking for all the things? Self-realization.

She had some self-realization and I think it was really cool. And she's just very laid back. it was surprising very surprising yeah okay circle back to what oh speaking of maddie healy what have you seen sarah pigeon and um oh joe alwyn joe alwyn he's got a type can you tell me what he does an actor he's really good actor yeah he was in an oscar movie last year he was in um I have to look this up. What movie was he in? He was in Hamnet.

Oh, really? Mm-hmm. I'm looking him up. I know nothing about that man. I couldn't place him in a lineup. Oh, I could. He's not an actor. He's an actor.

English actor and songwriter. Well, songwriter. Yeah, didn't he write stuff with Taylor? He wrote some songs with Taylor Swift. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Wait, sorry. Can I have a more important question?

What the fuck is going on with their wedding? like what is they're like building all these things outside her house they're doing it in Times Square I'm like what is happening it's a bunch of trying to throw them off like yeah I I think that the whole thing in Rhode Island is all fake I think they're paid to do a fake setup there so that they would have people going there and thinking that it's there so also also people said online that like that like it's not right being set up right at her house it's like down the street and they were like there's a house there down the street like everyone that's actually from Rhode Island is like you guys are idiots because that's like a

very popular wedding venue venue and like there's tents put up and taken down all the time oh so it's not even her stuff necessarily it's not even like oh TMZ is out there being like busyness around Taylor Swift's a tent's being put up but like people from Rhode Island we need to call Ashley people from Rhode Island are like that's down the street and it's like one of the most famous wedding venues like it will have a tent there will be a tent there every weekend for the next four months is basically what they said and then like all the stuff about Times Square I'm like what the hell is not happening but Madison Square Garden makes a lot of sense I listen really a podcast about this this makes so much sense because first of all when you get married like

when robin said got married on the beach in mexico like there you have so much paparazzi there's how you can't hear shit so like indoors even she can drive underneath madison square garden and never be seen and they can bring in it's so massive that they can make and build anything of your dreams could possibly imagine inside of that inside and there's no like and then there's super tight security like through every door through everything any of the vendors are like i mean sure they would bring in their own vendors but the people who work there are so used to seeing celebrities like i wonder if there's a gap in the msg schedule oh let's look it up we need jack you need to investigate doing anything outside you're just gonna be totally inundated by

drones even yeah even when they like have an outside wedding and they had a tent they put the like thing over you. But like, I'm telling you, I could barely hear Robin's vows. And he's Robin because there was like helicopters flying over with photos. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. That's interesting. My friend is going. I just I know I'm not going to ask her. I'm not going to put her in that position. No, that'd be. But OK. Well, she'll get uninvited. She won't tell me. Can I just say this based on your friend? Do you think it's a big wedding or small wedding? Like, is this person so close based on how close they are to her yeah like would you say this it would be hard to say

because they are like it's not it's not far-fetched that they were invited basically do you know what i mean it's like a it's not an inner circle but it might be like the one just outside so it could be humongous or it could just be like those like yeah i don't know okay Like, I mean, Bleachers is paying. Okay, June 20th. I'm literally looking at MSG. Bleachers is playing tonight. Like, what is happening in New York City at Madison Square?

And by the way, they're smart enough. Tree Payne is not a dumbass. She's going to be like, there's something else that night. You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah, but you would not be able to go buy tickets. Like, you know what I mean? There has to be something.

If they're saying somebody's playing at Madison Square Garden and you go and you can't buy a ticket, then like, ding, ding, ding. Sorry, everyone. Well, Madison Beer is playing Madison Square Garden. That's insane. That's insane. And basically every day in July, there's something there. So she's not getting married at Madison Square Garden. That's all.

I'm going to kill that unless it's the 4th of July. Okay. Anyway, thank you guys for listening to the Lady Gang podcast and this mishmash of absolute missy mosh mosh. We will be back. I mean, but this is what the people want. Like people are like writing me and they're like, hey, I was just in tears listening to you be so sad

about not being a mom on the podcast today. I was like, I recorded that three days ago. I'm a new person. And today I'm going to talk about- I had a feeling. I had a feeling. I'm like, I'm fine again. Anyway, we weren't here for a long,

no, well, we weren't here for a long time. We're here for a bad time. Bye. Bye-bye. Lady Gang is hosted and produced by Kelty Knight, Becca Tobin, and Jack Vanek with social media support from Kali Carrera, audio and video editing from Jared Monaco,

and additional support from Steve Delameter and Podcast One. So, your decaf oat milk extra but not piping hot, four pumps of caramel, no sugar, small latte in a large cup. That'll be ten minutes. No worries. I'm having fun on Playojo. And I keep it fun with all the latest slot and live casino games. Plus, I get instant payouts with no minimum withdrawals. Oh, and no wagering requirements, ever.

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