LadyGang - Allegedly Wassa Happening with Adam Rippon

Episode Date: June 22, 2021

Former Olympian and the ladies current BFF, Adam Rippon, joins the show for a gold metal worthy, Allegedly Wassa Happening. While “Sticky” should probably be the anthem for all figure skaters, things got a little stinky during an ultimate game show and does The Tiger King have an exotic plan? Check out our amazing sponsors!!! Apostrophe: Save $15 off your first visit with a board-certified dermatologist at Apostrophe.com/lady when you use code LADY Chime: Join the millions on Chime. Signup takes two minutes and doesn’t affect your credit score! Apply now at chime.com/lady  European Wax Center: Visit waxcenter.com to book your reservation today and check out the new line of products — remember, your first wax is free! Hyundai: Learn about the all-new TUCSON at Hyundai.com  Omnilux: Use code LADYGANG to enjoy $50 off your first purchase at omniluxled.com -- OR click here https://bit.ly/3vLML9n  Rothys: Upgrade your closet with washable, sustainable, stylish shoes and bags from Rothy’s! Head to Rothys.com/ladygang today! Tinilux: Visit tinilux.com to see their new site and take 20% off with code LADYGANGSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Becca Tobin here with Jack Vanek and Kelty Knight. Good day. Kelty's new lighting system. I've never been more gorgeous. You do look beautiful. You kind of look like Voldemort. Like it's so bright that. Well, I got two sets of lights, so I can, you know.

Turn one off. Yeah. Like I can do this, which is like kind of nice and warm. Oh, that's nice. And then I can also do. I need those light. Is that a ring light? I got a little set.

Oh, this is actually very pretty. It's like the light that goes around your, it's like a vanity light. I have a vanity and then I got a second set of lights, but they have stickums from Amazon. It's quite lovely. So not only is Kelty looking at herself in the zoom computer, she also can take glances at herself in the mirror and I will be. So please notice how wonderful. Yeah.

I need that lighting set up because I have to do four or six hours in my parents house of like virtual press for Turner and Hooch because I'm going to be home in Atlanta and like there's no setup in my parents house that's going to be believable as my own house so I'm just going to have to like

give myself. Should you just rent a super cute Airbnb for the night and like have a setup and go no you don't care that much. No well because then it's like what if something happens with the internet then I have to like deal with whoever owns that Airbnb

be okay anyone in hotlanta have a high-speed internet and a really cute uh room you gotta plug an ethernet baby call me up so that's uh that's the plan okay well um it's time for good week yes it is bad week oh no who wants to go first me first oh um i'm so excited to be here today on the lady gang. I'm going to buy my mouth. So you know how I love to go on Facebook marketplace and I love to buy like old furniture and I find like random things and I'll send you guys texts of like, you can get this piece of like a silicone, silicone, silicone toe. You can get, you know, like a tiny little cat figurine. So I was laying in bed. Chris was out for dinner with some of his like guy friends. And I, um, was in bed and I saw on Facebook

marketplace that they were selling a no strings attached Joey Fatone figurine like where it's like he had the strings and he was like anyway so I have this joke with Chris because he's friends with this guy and Joe Mulvihill and Joe Mulvihill is friends with Joey Fatone and I always hear these like trickle down Joey Fatone stories but like I've never hung out with Joey Fatone I don't think Chris has ever hung out with Joey Fatone but I thought it was really funny and I thought I'm going to send this to Chris. So he'll send it to Joe Mulvihill, the other Joe, because they had that podcast together anyway. And he'll be like, should we get this for Joe Mulvihill? So I sent it to Chris and I was like, do we need to get this? By the way, it's $7.

And he FaceTimes me. And I was like, oh, this is so weird. First of all, we never FaceTime each other. So I was like, oh my God. So I opened the FaceTime. It's Joey Fatone. Joey Fatone's out for dinner with them. And it's his face. And he's like, I think you should buy it is what he says. and then i said hey chris knight you're dead to me and hung up the phone because i was in my pajamas with like a hair mask on and that ugly ass sleep shirt i've been sleeping in that says i wish you looked at me the way you look at your email that's what i was wearing to meet joey oh my god do you think that he was really offended that it was only seven dollars i mean that's fucking brutal to be honest with you like seven it's because those are like 10 who even has one dollar bills

these days to be like five but if it's out of is it out of the packaging because that's why people aren't going to buy stuff like that unless it's in like the original packaging that's true collectors they're still collectible like i made this christmas present for jared where i bought two figurines from star wars like in the 70s and they were both they're both like 60 dollars yeah and they were in horrible shape so star wars and a lot of dorks collect that stuff so i know but it's in sync they're classic you would think that he'd be worth but not joey and that's a lot about in sync you know look at the in sync fandom demo it's like us are we going to be collecting weird figurines and putting them on displays in our houses no but the people doing the star wars is

like those are the people who have shadow back boxes in their living room that's literally what i made as a shadow box oh my god when i moved in with ryan ross i found a shadow box that you that I made. Oh, weird. Jack, you really love a shadow box. I mean, I totally remember it was like all this Jack Skellington shit. Yes. It was cool though. It was a really good present from, I mean, it was nice. He obviously loved it. He got his so funny. Oh my God. Okay. So that's my good week. My bad week is, as you know, I have, I hate to drive and I've had many over the course of the five or six years on this podcast, many run-ins on the, um, highway in my car. So as just to get everyone up to speed, uh, there was a tire in the road. There, uh, was a piece of

plywood that flew at me and almost like DP headed me. So I was driving on the four or five this week. There was a fucking boat in the middle of the four Oh five. I was like, this traffic must be an accident. So I get to the traffic and I'm the accident. I'm 100% rubbernecking. And I looked to the side and the boat is there there's no trailer there's no truck there's a tow truck with like a boat hookup gonna like take this boat away where the did this boat from and it's not like a little boat it's not a boat you go water ski behind this was and it wasn't off the thing probably it was like a it was a fishing boat that possibly had a bedroom underneath okay bottom i mean it was big and i was like only in la is there a fucking boat in the middle of the 405

and they were standing there trying to figure out how they were going to get this probably four ton boat onto the tow truck and i was like and the 405 is the worst place for that to have happen i mean it was like crazy ass traffic and uh anyway so but just a boat so but problems that's why i need to teleport because i'm sick of shit flying at me on the 405 I mean, they told us, like, 30 years ago that we'd have flying cars by now. Do you remember the Jetsons? I was like, where the fuck is my maid that comes out and her stomach opens and a plate of food comes out? Rosie.

Rosie the maid. When my mom was in, like, elementary school, they played these videos about, like, what the year 2000 would look like. And we were Zooming around in flying cars. So transportation has not changed since, like, the 1950s. Instead, we have douchebags on hoverboards. Right? And, like, mini motorcycles that are really loud. and they come up beside me and I'm like, ah!

Be careful, dude. There's a boat. I'm going to go next. Okay. I'm going to start with my good week. I realized that I've officially gotten to the phase of my life where I don't give a fuck. I love that.

And it's really – I love this journey for you. It's a great feeling. So when you do a gallery shoot at the end of a series or a season of a TV show and you basically go in what in your costume and hair and makeup, and they just do still shots so they can use them for promos, whatever. And you don't know where these photos are going to be used. It could be on a billboard. Like it doesn't, you have no idea. You're just, so they send them

to you and they're like, Hey, you can kill, which means like veto 50% of these photos. And there's like a thousand photos. And I start scrolling and I'm like, Oh my God, a thousand. Like it was, it wasn't a thousand. Maybe it was like a couple hundred. I'm scrolling and I'm scrolling. I'm trolling. I get like 20 in, I look awful, like awful, like old neck, weird stuff happening. And I'm like, Oh, this fate, they get better. And then I just keep going. And then I was like, you know what? I don't give a fuck. Like I do not have the energy to sit here and kill photos where I feel like my neck looks old because you know what? I don't care. so you didn't kill any I killed like four photos out of like hundreds and then I sent it back and

I was like you know what don't really care have a great time guys so if there is a billboard on sunset in a month and my face looks disgusting that's why but guess what I still won't give a because nobody who cares but you no I'm sitting there thinking also you don't have to look at the billboard is just let it live nobody cares you on your worst day is still gorgeous so but like i understand the neck thing i will say this is making me think something there's a really ugly billboard by my house of sofia vagara for america's got talent and it's making me think like i literally drive up and i think wow they really did her dirty because her her her body's in a weird thing it looks like her neck is down by she was just too tired to go through thousands of photos

This is so interesting to me because I was like, wow, I can't believe like I can't believe NBC would do her so dirty with that ugly photo. But now I'm realizing she probably just didn't care and she didn't take it out because we like her even more. Yeah. She's like I'm but she's also the person who gets every piece of her clothing altered. So I don't understand that. It's a weird juxtaposition. Right. If you care that much, maybe it was a really bad photo shoot and she did kill 50 percent of them. And that's what they ended up with. Best one. Right. You know, I love these insights. hollywood things like i didn't realize that you could kill a photo like some of the photos i mean we weren't allowed to kill any of our lady gang photos they just we never even saw them we never

even saw them same with et they would just put up a they put up a photo all of a sudden it's my new headshot and i was like wow this is hideous but that made that with our lady gang tv stuff that made me not give a because i'm like there's literally i mean i had meltdowns about my face before we started doing lady gang tv because i thought i looked like shrek and i was like hideous but i'm like there's nothing you can do i can't decide what goes up there so it's just like get up yeah i like this better i like this for you and there's enough to freaking stress about that like truly even if you killed 50 they're probably going to be not going to be like we need to pick this glamour shot of becca tobin so yeah they're going to pick the one where the dog

is looking at the camera let's be honest yeah so true so even like even natalie my stylist the other day posted a picture where I just looked straight up hideous. And I was like, Hey, that photo of me is really fucking ugly. And I'm like, she's like, do you want me to take it down? I'm like, I don't, I don't really care enough. Like, it's just like, I'm at a point where it's, I just, nobody cares. Nobody's going to look at that photo and be like, wow, she looks ugly except for me. Yeah. So, um, that's my good week is that I'm you're free, free, free of the chains of That's right. Freedom, baby. Okay. Here's my bad week. Terrible news. Revolve around the world is bad.

PMA for anyone feeling like shit about themselves. Do not follow anyone who revolves around the world. If you don't know what I'm talking about, thank God that means you don't follow anybody that revolves around the world, but revolve the store, the online e-commerce fashion, whatever, they select like 20 of the most beautiful women in, in the, in the country size zeros size zero double zero women who probably still take in the waistbands of their pants to revolt quote or hashtag revolve around the world.

And they go on these extravagant free vacations and all they're doing the whole time is like wearing revolve clothing, looking like little travel angels. And I mean, they look amazing. They're beautiful. Do I need that outfit? And I know,

but i'm like like do i need to go to tulum yes yeah nothing makes you feel worse about yourself about yourself and what you've chosen to do with your life then hashtag revolve around the world and the thing is is that i would feel differently about it if i was being asked to revolve around i know i know no i would be like i'm going to revolve around the world like it's like when I went on the private jet. I'm just revolving around the suburbs of Austin. I'm revolving around my 800 square foot apartment. I'm revolving around the Target on La Brea. The problem is though- Looking for night shirts. Nothing, like my actual description of hell would be an influencer trip with a bunch of people that

I didn't know. I'm like, I, what? They're the absolute worst things to do. I can't imagine it. I would be like, I have to now have small talk with all of these people that I can fucking care less. But there is no small talk. Everyone's just looking at and editing their own photos. I guess that's right. They're probably just on their phones. They bring photographers with them.

But can you bring like a guest or are you just stuck there having to like? No, you bring your photographer, which is usually these girls like friends and boyfriends. And they just spend the entire, all day changing their looks. So you don't even get to experience the vacation. You're just taking photos. No, definitely not.

Unless you want a sloppy drunk photo, Jack. i like that i'm sure that's not approved i'm sure you're they're like i'm like so can i take photos of me ripping shots it's a bad you're like revolve around the world blah i'm like i'm gonna i'm gonna like a little bit of puke in my face i think i'm just gonna start hashtagging my photos like revolve around the world and you're like eating a pancake yeah sitting on the couch hungover yeah i'm like oh i'm just hanging here folding in the sheets hashtag revolve around the world i love that we do that okay let's do it we're starting a new thing where everyone please when you're doing your remedial shitty things in your

life like at the dmv take over that take over the hashtag oh my god take over the hashtag no that's mean they probably worked really hard to build out that we'd probably get sued there probably are a lot of like micro influencers that are tagging their photos not to try to get onto the trip you know so what if you what if you guys put that video that we did on lady gang tv where you went to the furniture store and you like showed that you were going around the world and then hashtag her all around the world that's what we kind of were doing that was the point of that shoe yeah so good okay i'm gonna go if i were revolving around the world i'd be in like a one-piece and a muumuu and like zinc oxide on my face like revolve around the world here i am in

tulum in the greatest winter clothing you've ever seen it's a turtleneck that also covers your face I mean, it's revolving around the world for 30 year olds, 30, mid 30, late 30 year olds. Late 30. Oh, sorry. I'm like, wait, that's us. Okay. Nevermind. That's literally. No, they are not. They're twenties. No. Yeah. That's what we need to do. So speaking of thirties, my good week is not once, but twice in the past couple of weeks, I got called twenties. Somebody thought two people thought I was in my, one of them, I was at a bar because bars have opened up and the bartender obviously needed some like interaction. And he was going around the table being like, I'm going to cast each of you for a commercial and for, for a

different liquor. And for my commercial, he's like, you're like a mid, a mid twenties, like Budweiser girl on the back of a truck with like a 16 pack. And I was like, thank you. Wow. I am mid thirties, but thank you. And then the other one I was getting that M school to done, you know, like put the magnets on my butt and I was in there and there was this little like Gen Z kid that was doing all the social media and we were just chatting and I was like, yeah, you know, I'm 34. He was like, I thought you were like in your mid twenties. Oh my God. Yeah. Well, he was like the social media person for I know I'm like and you think my butt looks mid-20s thank you so much there's like so much cellulite on it but I it was a very um it was a nice boost for my ego

boost for your butt and a boost for your ego boost for my butt um my bad week is you know Kelty's I don't know if this is a good week bad week or we're just talking about it in general about how you went into like a Marshall's and like immediately shit your pants or is that It's on. Yeah. It was on an episode and then yeah. I, yeah, I pooped my pants. I did leave my expensive underwear in the trash. And then my friends texted my husband and they were like, wow, just listen to the episode. I was wondering why you kept going to the bathroom and home goods. And I was like, wow, don't bring this up around my husband. Anyway. Well, um, I have kind of like a similar story and I wonder what it is. So obviously I have some issues with pooping,

just like being regular, I have to have my whole routine in the morning. And if it doesn't happen, I don't poop. So, um, I've realized that every single time that I go to the gyno, I have to poop like every single time I walk into the gyno and I'm like, I need to shit my pants. And this is so embarrassing because right after that, I am going and sitting in stirrups with my legs spread after just pooping. And I'm like, what is it about the gyno? And then I was thinking about when I was freezing my eggs, it would happen every single time I'd go down to the fertility clinic too, when they have to do like the ultrasound. We actually got a scientific study on this, on the lady gang, um, Instagram, because I posted and I was like, where do you

always have to poop? Like, what is this? Is this real? I swear to God, we've like written books, put out clothes, like been highs, lows, married, you know, all these different things. No one responds when I'm like, do you poop in a Marshall's? It was like, our Instagram was flooded with content people. What was the reason? And a woman wrote and she said, there's actually like a scientific evidence. And we call it the bright white effect that it's the fluorescent fluorescent lighting, that like long string lighting makes you have to poop. And that's the same in doctor's offices. And yeah, it is the same lighting.

I'm going to try to pull it up. Hold on. White light. Do I need to put fluorescent lighting in my apartment? I was just going to say, just to like get things moving. I'm like, I'll look like I'm 65 years old all the time, but like, at least I'll be regular colon, which is honestly better. Okay.

It's the fluorescent lighting. It's such a weird thing, but apparently fluorescent lights make people have to poop. Yeah. i know but you need to tell us why but so i lied when i said it was scientific but it was just her opinion just her opinion you're an idiot i love that i love that you're like there's a scientific reasoning everything here wait these are so funny ash miller's like every time at target i got a cart full boop gotta go i'm glad this is the actual thing i feel less alone there is a lot of um there's a lot of articles there's a whole reddit thread about it

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led.com omni lux led.com now back to the lady gang the last time we're all together it was 8 a.m and we were wasted on our television show mtv since then he's been avoiding us he's got a brand new show messiness on mtv and he's covering the freaking olympics for nbc basically he is thriving we are barely surviving i'll come back to the podcast our bff adam ripon oh wow okay everything you said is true i'm just gonna let you know that we have the same agent and this is some fucking bullshit you got two jobs i got no jobs what the okay two jobs let him let mutual agent know that i'm next in line for a booking please i will actually i'm gonna i'm gonna um group chat him into this podcast and we can

actually have a we could have a one-on-one with him we can really talk about why i'm not getting booked yeah we'll be like why is kelty not going to the olympics do you what are the chances of you getting us into like a gymnastics day in the olympics like can we all be sitting front row for simone biles like what what's happening so i think um i think this one is gonna be tough because this like the others are super easy to get into hey i have a question are there like after parties at the olympics like they do have them yes they have like because like well okay so like obviously everything is going to be different because um of covid but like when i was there they had like every country has like their own like house i guess it's sort of like

legendary it's like it's like the hype house yes tick tock houses yeah um so there's like uh team usa obviously hype house uh they all get their own house um and uh so everybody has their own house and there's like a party there because like the house is like put together by somebody a sponsor wait wasn't there like something about how everybody was like at the last Olympics and there's so many condoms they're actually so I think summer summer is definitely uh different than winter it's hot right winter is hot no one wants to take their clothes off when it's cold but summer the short shorts sexy also all of those athletes are already half naked yeah their uniform stick it in yeah their uniform is like the divers they're one

they're probably just a few years away from just a tube sock just that's it fastness you know no they went they went from naked to more outfits they used to wear the little thong thing and now they wear a unitard so they can be like a dolphin a unitard like a borat oh the divers the divers were nothing the divers yeah no the swimmers they want to be like smooth like dolphins and like their human skin isn't good enough. What are you doing? Privilege of being a dolphin. What are you doing for like coverage wise? Like what are we, how can we, what are we going to be seeing of you support you? We want to support you. Yeah. Okay. Well, first of all, I love you guys and I only support you every day of my life. Every breath I take is, is, is how do I see the lady

succeed and um uh so what i'm doing is so nbc signed a contract with uh twitter jack my boss and um jack dorsey yeah and so they uh twitter's gonna have their like own official show um at the olympics are you wearing fancy hats like you're not johnny wearing this thing no i'm not johnny wearing this thing because i'm not covering any individual event i'm covering so basically like since this is a twitter show we'll be like kind of covering a general of like what has um gone on that day and then we'll kind of take on the twitter topics and trending topics of the day in regards to like olympics blow up your twitter feed and you'll answer my questions we can tweet yes I want you to blow it up I want I want my Twitter feed to be blown up from the ground up

shattered I want Jack as I said my boss to be like what the is happening on Twitter I have a question for you Adam so like you joke that every day in every moment you're like waiting for us helping us succeed wanting us to succeed but like the way that we feel about you I'm going to speak for all of us is like, we think we're all best friends with you. Um, yeah. I also feel like a couple of times a week and I'm like, that'd be so weird. Yeah. Just do it. Do you know the first time I ever did a live was with you? I think maybe that's why you were like, let's just do it. And I was like, okay, I'm like wiping the ketchup out of the corner of my lip. And I want to say, I think we were the best live of all the pandemic

because we were one of the first like random people to join together and do a live together. And I want to say we spearheaded a very terrible trend. But with that said, we crushed it. You're probably also doing the live when people actually watched lives in the first like two weeks of the pandemic. like we're gonna do all this stuff and then it's like look at this yeah yeah we actually yeah famously had the first live of the pandemic vulture article about it and he said what are

these two kids what are they doing these kooky kids they're joining yeah they're so trendsetting well speaking of trendsetting um i did want to talk to you about us being bridesmaids at the wedding okay and i just great so now you're engaged congratulations we sent you nothing you're welcome best friend um not even champagne because we don't have your address but we're best friends um so i'm so excited for you but also what are the wedding plans like obviously it's after the Olympics is it soon so um in so since my uh fiance is a foreigner so he we had to apply for k1 visa like 90 day fiance oh my god you are a 90 day fiance yes so we had to apply for that and we applied for it I guess um so like we had been talking about like getting like there's a

few ways that you can do it um get married I mean and but there's a few ways around this um and so one of the ways was like we thought like if everything if there was no pandemic we thought that like he would come here last summer and we would just like kind of go to the courthouse just do it quick um and then we would do like all of his paperwork like retroactively right um but then when the pandemic was happening and we hadn't seen each other, we were like, we should just apply for the K-1 visa. Cause when you apply for it, um, your partner isn't allowed to enter the country for like anywhere between like eight to 12 months. And I was like, I kind of think this thing is going to stick. This is like, we're like two months, three, like three months in.

And I was like, I, I could feel it. Cause at that point I was completely disenchanted because everyone was saying, you know, when everything first started, they're like two weeks, everything back to normal it's just the flu and it actually wasn't the flu which is kooky if you're asking me and um so uh we're waiting for his application to be processed which um should happen fairly soon like in the next few weeks okay and then um he has to have uh an interview at the consulate which i'm assuming will go well and then he can come here and then i think what our wedding plans are going to be are just like go to the courthouse and that's it and then we're going to your house after for that champagne party yeah we can have a party we'll just throw it at kelty's house

it can just be you two and us three no i would love i would love that than to throw you a fabulous outdoor celebration of your wedding not the actual wedding because let's be honest the actual wedding is never the fun part no why don't we horrible i think weddings are just so tedious they are tick tock tick tock waiting for grandma to get down the aisle you know what i mean like let's just go right to cocktail hour yeah wait i have a question i have a question so he hasn't done his interview at the embassy yet no not yet so you guys have to like prepare all this like info right to prove that they're really in love like you have to like send them all your pictures and like sex emails there you go and actually that's what we did oh you want to see if we're in love

how about you watch us and rod dog it on this cassette tape and then we sent that yeah you also send like a cassette tape player because no they have a cassette player at the consulate they have that thing that you had in like fourth grade when they're like go get the av equipment and it's got like a yeah everything is like from the 90s that's what we did and actually when we did it we were mic'd up we had lavaliers taped our chest so that the audio so we did that dialogue yeah they could hear you like yeah it was yeah they could tell each other i love you yeah and that's what we did we kept saying this is not or you could just be like not a one night stand dog like then they'd believe you you know you're like don't touch

me this is annoying me stop breathing um but we did that already we already did because like that's what you have to submit and then they just ask you a few questions so we submitted a bunch of pictures so like like we needed to do um so we've been on vacations together and we've i've met his family and he's met my family so it was like it's a lot of like that stuff to make sure that like everybody's sort of like on the same page listen to like the first time you were on lady gang and you're talking about him so it's like we're all yes or they could see that he's currently in a lady gang right and they could trace it back i know lady gang and it's like done so adam i know that you love us so much but now you have a new woman in your life snooki and

i'm concerned because she's pretty charming and it's like you guys are such a good pairing it's perfect match did you like chemistry test or was it yeah like was it offer only she um so uh so this is this is how it went down I um they were like our joint agent as we will famously refer to him he was like there's this audition that you could do and um it's a chemistry test with um with Snooki and I'm thinking okay and I in my mind I was like this is either like a chemistry test or this is a cattle call and we'll see like what it is I and of course all of this is like on zoom I get on zoom and it's like there's 60 participants and I was like this is a cattle call so then my like olympic like mentality came over and I was like I need to kill this audition

and so like we go in and we have to like we got like separated into like room like you know like breakout rooms on zoom so we had to do like whatever like it's basically it's a spin-off of ridiculousness so it's like you have to react and give and i love ridiculousness oh my god it's my well it's my biggest goal in the world i have very like non-lofty goals is to be a guest on ridiculousness so can i be a guest on your show one day you know what i think that um when we start having people we need to do uh have lady gang on messiness that'd be so fun oh my god yeah they and also you would like literally love so like on the show snooki's our host she's our fearless leader and um also on the show is tori spelling who is so has the craziest

like 90s hollywood stories i've ever heard in my life and she's i love her tori's amazing And, um, this comedian, his name's Teddy Ray, who was, I think I've never like laughed harder at somebody like telling stories. Um, you guys would love it because we, sometimes we drink on set and I've famously never been more piss ass drunk with a camera in front of me than I was on your show at eight. I am a demon took over my body when I was at your house. and what happens i have a question for the group did that happen every time you filmed or did also a demon take over your bodies we had like 50 50 so we would have people come and be like it's too early i have a lot of press after this and i'm not gonna drink and then we'd be

like you're boring and then we wouldn't have like we know how this is gonna go yeah but like We actually got the rowdiest with you for sure. Like the demons took over all of our bodies. It was like we were at a bachelorette party and we just happened to have cameras. To your question, we would drink like that every week. It was just a toss up if the guest would entertain it or not. We would keep it a little under control

if the guest was also not partaking, you know? yeah i don't like i i always up until that point was like i'll have a sip here or there so i like fit in but i was like popping bottles in the ice getting slithered i was like i was a g6 at that moment wait i just have to rewind a little bit because i have a question for kelty and jack if we're the same people so when adam was talking and then suddenly he was like and then i had to do my olympic thing like i had to go back to the olympics and like every time he says it because i always forget he was an olympian i get so horny me too like it's so like there's something about him that i'm like oh yeah adam he's ridiculous he's so funny he's whatever but then when he

talks about his like olympic experience i'm like damn there's just something about a champion you know what i mean yeah champ it's sexy it just gets me okay it does feel weird though like isn't that so random do you have the medal that you're an olympian yes okay it's in this box oh okay it's like a circular that has like a cultural like reference right like is it made from a tree of that okay i don't know i think it was like some like wood whittlers yes yeah i remember that and then it sits right in here oh it's a very large you should actually that's bigger than you think well to scale the scale it's half the size of your face can i rent that thing from you it's quite heavy too yeah oh yeah it's like rent the runway i'm gonna oh my god you should do that

with your metal i wouldn't adam did you did that rolling that rolling stone photo that you have barely i can see some of your pubic hair it was a low-rise jean a low-rise jean possibly was it rolling stone and then he was yeah so hot that body though like now i'm horning god damn it we're just old no that body do you know what yeah okay actually i can't see your pubes never mind sorry that was yeah and it was just i was i'm basically in a conservative catholic gene did you feel i mean i'm in a religious pants i mean it's so sexual in the middle of his routine like feeling every

emotion in in sparkles i love it and my heart will go on yeah bone thin i was i was like meat falling off the bone at that moment in my life. Oh no. But there's, yeah. But you talked about that, that there was like, there's like a, you don't even know there's like that stigma in figure skating for men too. Well, it's not even like, it's not a stigma even for like aesthetic reasons. It's that like, as like when you're a guy and you get older, like it's easier for you to put on muscle and like mass that like, that's not conducive to like being light and being quick. So like, it was just sort of like, okay, I guess I'm having yogurt again. Chobani for dinner. Oh my God. Again. It's just what I wanted. Train again and go back.

Please. Yeah. Will you go back? Why? No, no, no, no, no. Do you know, this is actually true. I'm over 20 pounds heavier than I was when I competed at the Olympics. Are you just pulling a Heather dubrow on us and telling us no i'll never go back and then now you're gonna go back and you're not you're not gonna tell us it's just gonna be announced i really just want you to go back to the olympics yeah in even a different sport like i don't mind if you go back ballroom dance is going right is ballroom dance in the games i thought they got it in booze a bummer it's i actually hate to break this to you but it's not in as an official for the olympic jack yeah i'll be there yeah it's like it's very

first of all it feels weird to i'm very excited to go but like their situation is like not good and so when we go there we're going to the hotel and we like are not allowed to leave yeah right that's what happened to me when i went to miss universe that's how i ended up with the clip-on banging. I was in my room long and I got bored. Okay. When we come back, Adam's going to do some allegedly what's happening with us to get him ready for messiness. Yes. Today's episode of Lady Gang is brought to you by Rothy's. We love these shoes. Upgrade your closet with washable, sustainable, stylish shoes and bags from Rothy's. And by the way, if you're a Rothy's girl, you can now purchase Rothy's for your guy because Rothy's just launched men's shoes,

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messiness that apparently there was a giant catacomb everyone in hollywood auditioned for this job that feels even worse than when you first came on the show and had line out the zoom there was 60 hosts available everyone knew about it um so anyway so we have some allegedly what's happening um so first of all big news joe exotic is launching his own cannabis line from jail i would not try first of all i'm not not a weed um smoker or doer because i get paranoid and i think that whenever i have weed anyone who's around me i think they either hate me or want to murder me. That being said, from Joe Exotic, aka a criminal, I think that this weed is going to be bad. Well, it's not like he can even do like a little test of it before. He's not in jail

doing like a taste test of all the different strains of weed. If you're in jail in a state where weed is legal, you can buy cigarettes in jail. Can't you buy weed in jail? No, because you can't buy alcohol you can't buy alcohol also weed isn't really like joe exotic's brand it would more be it would be like he's coming out with a meth line a whiskey yeah exactly exactly exactly what i was thinking i was like weed you're not like a hipster don't lie You're a meth addict Post Malone Meth isn't weed

So I'm just going to Plot that in there Post Malone Who we love I guess we love him He got new teeth Congratulations to Posty And their fangs and their diamond

oh this actually took a wild turn wait are they veneer hey things it it looks like he got those metal fangs but it's just fangs and it's diamond whoa i need to look this could be a good look for you for the olympics adam sponsored by zales get that money honey i'll take my favorite thing about adam when i discovered him was a meme on the internet and where he said like people are like what kind of sponsors do you want you're like i'll take any i love money oh my god it was amazing that's when i knew i loved you it's true i'll still do that i'll still do that wearing my fangs post malone teeth i saw it but i i think i hate them less they're not what i thought they

were gonna be yes no they're not that intense i was expecting like a full-on like dracula fang yeah i was thinking like uh shaved pointed teeth oh yeah it's like sticking out of your your actual mouth yeah on my season of the bachelor one of the girls that came had fangs and yeah my mom loved her my mom was like she was great i wish she was on real things yeah she had fang like teeth was i think no they're fake thanks she was like oh they were fake i don't know i wasn't there long enough to get to know her you know we didn't have a time to talk on one night um okay rob wriggle who i don't really know who that is but he's an actor i think he was in like the isn't he the one that's doing the the holy moly game yes and he was in

like the adam sandler movies i think right so he was married for 21 years and he's going through this divorce which who cares about rob rob wriggle divorce except that all these papers have come out that his wife had like fucking hidden cameras allegedly um like all over their house like the nanny cams but like for him because he was cheating i don't know why she had a secret spy camera 21 do you imagine looking at this on on a nanny cam i think he's hot yeah he's like funny so he's kind of hot but yeah he's hot i'm gonna need more information kelty i need to know like what was she look was this when she knew she was going to be getting out of the marriage so she wanted to spy to hear like what he was going to say he was going to do like move some funds around

was it because he like stuck things does rob bergel i just i need more information i'm not being a very good journalist right now i know kelty you really aren't i'm gonna yeah i'm gonna do my own research right now i need more context to even say anything because wait he said that the memory card on the camera had over 10,000 videos with sound, leading him to believe that they had been installed around August 2020. Whoa. Hidden cameras to spy on him.

Was she going to go through it all? That seems like so much, right? I can't even watch it. Honestly, I love my little... I mean, if you have 10,000 hours, you could at least watch the first three seasons of The Crown. Thank you. Okay. In the Heights is out. Did anyone watch it?

I haven't seen it yet. It's really good. opening number and was really stoked about it and then i realized that i didn't feel like watching the rest oh wow there you go wow the way i feel about so we recently had girls uh what's the name of their podcast girls gotta eat and i was saying how i actually sometimes can't listen to music because it's with my emotions too much like my emotional state is so fragile that like the wrong song. I don't like, I like to be in total control. And that's exactly why I turned off in the Heights. I'm overcome. I made you feel the motion. I don't want to, what is this emotion? I don't want to know what the emotion is. So let's shut it down. Yeah. Let's, let's cut the cord. Let's

not, why are we running this race yet? Actually music is actually canceled. It is in my life. i'm too fragile i thought it was really nice and i think anthony ramos is he's really talented and i'm happy for him he was really really good well speaking of music we have a great song and this is our next topic on allegedly what's happening sticky jack's boyfriend's band the main has a top fucking 20 single you should have one of your skaters skate to it coming yeah well that'll really push it into top 10 believe me believe me the junior national championships in idaho it's really gonna push sticky to the 10 i mean you know a little like rock rendition i feel like people can get into it commission adam to do a

routine to it how much you should start how much i would do i would do a pro bono for the family are you kidding hey i feel like that's a new business you could do it's like cameo but instead it's like when people want specific songs you know you know they do do that for tiktok you have to like pay for your shit to go viral like for campaigns and shit which is or you could just really add them the dance routine yeah for it to go not viral at all to go less than viral first first thing on tiktok to have negative likes this looks like a mistake i'm gonna keep scrolling okay so last topic of the day has to do with your other employer nbc

because they have the olympics this year right yes yes okay so they had another big summer show that we were really all looking forward to other than the olympics and it was the slip and slide show and it got canceled what that sounds so fun what was it what was it having people were getting like gangrene like they were oh yes diarrhea cast wide explosive diarrhea was this during extreme slip and slide was this during like the pre-pro because like this is during production they're slipping and they're sliding and they're shitting it's dangerous Wait, I, when I opened this article, my eyes, they rolled out of my head, like two marbles and traveled across my entire house. And I was like, this can't be, this is actually a nightmare that you would go on a slip inside thinking you're having the time of your life and come back with bird flu and E. coli. Like it's, it's, it's a nightmare. well there's so many but they were like extreme slip and slide canceled

okay i'm gonna look them up right now diarrhea outbreak oh oh my god and the fact like and then i was like there's no way this is true here's what really happened so i'm crying here's what really happened the execs at nbc were like god pinch this show it's extreme slip and slide and they're like well we're the home of the olympics we'll buy it for like three million dollars an episode and then whoever like runs the money at nbc was like shit you guys we made a mistake we never should have greenlit this stupid ass show about slipping slides it was jeffrey katzenberg from quibi he's like quibi he's like okay actually i actually have a different idea they were like no one's gonna watch this okay the only way we can get people's attention in this

year of 2021 is a diarrhea outbreak and so they faked the diarrhea outbreak for the press it was a publicity stunt it was a publicity stunt wait what what that's genius no it is i don't think that's what it was i think there really was a diarrhea outbreak but honestly i love press so much i'm not above a lady game diarrhea outbreak if it can make us guess i mean i had an enema episode we could probably start getting very all you need to do is put in an enema and just go down a slide and then you're extreme slip and sliding yeah it's not even showing me the good like i guess i don't know how to spell diarrhea would be honest with you it says here i have the headline okay can you please read that nbc's ultimate slip and slide series halted after

explosive diarrhea reported on set um it had been indefinitely suspended following an onset outbreak of gart giardia a microscopic parasite that can cause diarrheal disease if swallowed um that's insane i'm trying to that's what dog is one of the contestants i don't even know is if it was from the slip and sliding why is it wait but look at the picture wait the picture is it just like yes oh no wait let me see that's the picture that's not it tell me that's not real it's my but hold on listen this you didn't actually shit on the slip and slide and then someone someone wrote don't worry it's mud but they had this picture on getty images that they used oh my god i'm sorry i'm five what do you think their executive producer is doing right

now oh my god checking themselves diarrhea check in zoom checking myself into okay on that wait wait sorry it says production on the series originally paused on june 2nd when the studio made aware that a crew member had tested positive for giardia and as many as 40 members were ultimately affected by the parasite leaving people collapsing on set due to awful explosive diarrhea and being forced to run into porta potties so they're having diarrhea in porta potties which i have had before you think about slip and slide though it's almost worse i hope no one died you know what me too same adam it was so good to see you again i can't wait for your wedding party congratulations on all your many bookings in hollywood um adam has his new

show messiness on mtv and of course we're going to check him out on twitter where he is covering the olympics for well nbc and twitter which is very exciting and um we're so thrilled you can follow adam at at a rip and uh enjoy your life and your shirt and we will see you next tuesday thanks for listening the lady gang is produced by alex ingber steve delameter and jared monaco make sure you subscribe rate and review our podcast and if you love it share it with your friends on social media like oh my god i just listened lady gang this episode's so great swipe up to listen and if you really want to which we know you do please follow us on social at kelty at Becca, at Jack Vanek, and at The Lady Gang.

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