LadyGang - Allegedly Wassa Happening with Brad Goreski

Episode Date: September 22, 2020

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intro now i mean we're out of order which is like it's making me feel weird but it's fine okay our guest today is family his hit podcast brad behavior has millions upon millions of downloads he is a stylist to the stars he has two brand new television shows in the works what the hell one with his love gary for hbo max and he's bringing even more style to eat with glam squad Smackdown. He is a killer barista, a wig-wearing icon, and our love. A very hard worker, very organized, and lovely in email. Welcome back to the Lady Gang, Brad Goreski. Thank you. I can't believe I have the whole Lady Gang here. Always. It's a special day.

It's a special day. Highlight of my quarantine. I like that she complimented your emailing skills. yeah i was also gonna say like there's no better compliment than somebody saying you're organized yeah it feels good no you know i can think of a few well here's the thing when i thought guest star by the way listen oh hey are you drinking a gary gary yeah he is he's drinking a gary cheers oh cheers cheers it's so on brand oh my god he's the cutest person alive it's so annoying. What I was going to say about Brad is that, you know, sometimes you look, okay,

there's two kinds of people in Hollywood, right? There's people who, you know, got lucky, had some sort of in, and then like failed their way to the top. And then there's people like Brad who are very smart and very talented, but also have all of the things that I really respect in a human, the gumption, the hard work, the passion for the work. Like there's no one who I like writes, you know, like Brad will be like, Hey, what did you think of the pod? Like, what do you think I can do? Like, blah, blah, blah. And I'm like, okay, well you're addressing people for the Oscars. So maybe don't worry about your podcast this week. You know what I mean? Like, I just appreciate, I think you're a really hard worker. And I think that you're

obviously so fun and glamorous that a lot of people just think maybe of that when they think of you. And I wanted to mention that I like do appreciate the behind the scenes of being Brad is very, I think very difficult and you're very thoughtful in what you do. Um, you know, so like your Amazon stuff, like the Amazon stuff that you do. And I know you have like a deal and like you're promoting the Amazon, but like everything you pick out is like stuff we'd actually wear. Like if I was getting paid for him, Amazon, I'd probably just like throw it all in a bucket and be like, yeah, get this, you know, like, you're just very thoughtful. I mean, I wouldn't do that, but like cares. I do. I put like, I actually,

i put like a lot of thought into those speaking of which i was going to say gary is wearing was wearing an amazon essentials oxford that i bought him and i was like he was like i'm okay i don't need any more and now he just like wears it every single day so yeah every time zach gets dressed he's like do you think we should send a picture to brad and see if this is yes dressed and undressed yes becca yes yes all of them i want to see underwear try-ons i want to see workout clothes try on i honestly think zach would leave me for for brad it's like so strange because also brad texted me like a couple weeks ago and we're every couple days he texts me and he says are we gonna make it and it's my favorite text that i receive because i'm always on the

diverge. Yes. I do. It's like just randomly. I'm like when I'm, when I'm having like a quarantine moment where I'm like, I don't think I'm okay. I just have to check it because Becca also number one response super fast. So I'm not like waiting to see if I'm going to be okay or not. It's usually so straightforward of like, no, we're not. And I'm like, okay, good. As long as there's somebody else. Yeah. I'm on the Titanic with you, but the best part is we're talking about how like, well, like what we're doing and we like to stay updated on like our fitness because we both love berries and recently brad's like i can't tell i have to tell you my body has never been better i'm like first of all you and then he sends me a shirtless selfie that be still my heart was like two percent

body fat and just oozing oozing sexuality and of course i turned the phone to zach and i'm like look at this mother we look like roly polies and i know how are you the only person that has gotten like a jacked body during quarantine well let me just follow up that becca hasn't received one of those texts in a while because i did the wap challenge on tiktok and gave myself plantar fasciitis so i haven't been able to like walk on my left foot for like two and a half months multiple visits. I finally broke my quarantine bubble and I was like, I have to go to the chiropractor. Like somebody has to like touch my body because I can't walk. I'm waking up in the morning and I'm like, I am limping to the toilet. So you've done like a hundred berries

at home classes, but you hurt yourself doing the WAP. That's the thing though. The WAP, they're like, the WAP is hard. Like if you're over 30, do not try. Cause you're going to hurt yourself. Yeah. Also don't do it on hardwood floors. And I will say I celebrated my 300th class yesterday in Barry's Bootcamp. So thank you. That's quite an achievement. I've done one. I did half. I did half. I think I gave up and started taking pictures halfway through. And then started logging Fabletics content. By the way, Kelty, talking about like somebody who, I mean, I don't, I don't wear, I don't, I don't have Fabletics, but you make me want it. same thank you she really does sell it heavily influenced i sneakily texted alex i think um who

works for us and i was like hey i don't want kelty to know that she influenced me but do you think you could uh find out if i could get that white outfit she just posted can i get an exclusive discount code i know i was asking i was asking about a lot of bike shorts as well and fabletics kept popping up and i'm like i just can't get these in spite of kelty we're such dicks we love you kelty i mean i don't need you because i have a you know i have a very high click-through rate no kidding you know okay let's go into it let's okay well i'm depressed halfway through the podcast but it is time for good week yes it is bad week oh no uh kelty would you like to kick us off? Yeah. Okay. I'll go first. I'm because I'm upset. Um, I know you guys could tell that

I was not my best self this morning. Um, you could tell I was off, right? The lighting is very bad where you are. So it's an understanding of it's your energy or your lighting, but it's both sad, both sad. I'll tell you the good news. I'll tell you the good news. So I was on Heather Dubrow's podcast and, um, it was so fun and so wonderful. And the really funny thing that happened being on her podcast is like, so people you're zooming with me right now where you can see like my table, there's some shit on the table. There's like a coffee bar, like, great. You know, like I'm looking in the back of Jack's, like her pillows are all up, like whatever Heather Dubrow in the back of her, like zoom that we're podcasting has like just a rack of designer purses.

It was like a Chanel and then a Celine and then all this stuff. And I was like, I was like, heather like what what's with your room and she's like oh those i don't know where to put them and i was like oh my god that's like five people's collection anyway so i was very happy and i felt like very nice about heather dubrow asking me to be on the podcast because i'm like i think becca you've already been on right yeah twice yeah that's what i thought i just thought like never asked me right she's obviously i was on it yesterday you were okay it's like she's very desperate for guests but like obviously not desperate enough for me yeah it's like i just my it's a good week because she had the purses and i got asked before jack okay here's the bad

week and like this is a little this is a little serious um but i'm gonna be very quick so you know how this whole quarantine i've been like this has been so great for chris and i because i just love him so much i love to spend time with him this has been amazing i've hit the limit guys like i need to be alone in my house i swear as i was getting ready to come up here i screamed something at Zach because I'm so sick of talking and him saying what? And then I was like, I fucking, this is it. I've been great. I've been amazing. Today was the breaking point. Today's the breaking point. Well, it happened actually yesterday. So Jack was over and we were working on some computer stuff. I could tell that you were being sassy to him, by the way.

When? After that? No, when we were working. Well, here's my thing is that like every day of my life, we have invested so much into this brand. I'm trying to like sell the brand to people, right? like publicists, like whoever, like lady gang's great. Here's why it's great. We have all these people. And like, he's been with me now long enough to know that we hit the New York times list that our express collaboration. Like, I don't feel like I need to sell the podcast to my own husband. And so he has a client whose records coming out and I'm like, Hey, do you want to put the person on? And then he goes, how many downloads does it get you? It was weird. I'm so mad. It was weird. Jack admitted it was weird. I was like, if my own husband doesn't

think that my podcast is a great place for celebrities to go, I am so fucked. And so I've been angry about it all night. I did make him muffins, but like I was angry at dinner. I was angry when we were watching Dancing with the Stars. I was angry when I woke up this morning. I can't look him in the eye. I'm like not happy right now about it at all because you know what? He always comes home. He's like, hey, I was at this thing and I was talking about your podcast to some fucking stranger that doesn't matter, but he does not talk about it to people closest to him which makes me feel gross and I'm mad at him and I've hit my limit and I need my own house okay so I'm gonna go because mine does involve being at Kelty's house yesterday as well so we're

at Kelty's house doing work and a Halsey song comes on like the thing that we're playing and I just had remembered from listening to the Halsey song that the night before I had a dream that I my god you are not doing this with g easy and i just really am starting to think that like i constantly have dreams where i cheat on jared and i don't want to cheat on him in real life like i love him so much i'm such a monogamist but like what is going on in my brain that i am constantly cheating on him with like literally everybody everybody quarantine fever is that what it is i think so it was happening before quarantine i think it's just called being in a relationship yeah and it's like my subconscious like really wants to get out there yeah it's like a freebie

and around like it's it's everybody all of the time and i just don't understand but that's my bad week at least you're at least you're acknowledging in the dream that you're cheating on jared when i have sex with people in my dreams zach is not even he's not even oh in the reality of my i'm not even worried me that's why yes it's true we finally made it official mine is always like it's always the dream is guilt the whole dream is like i feel so bad and then it's like always people from my past or like random people i've had crushes on and i'm like i'm so sorry but like i can't help it are you catholic no oh catholic guilt i was gonna say i live with it every day no mine's just i don't even know what it is so that's my bad week and

then i'm telling kelty about it this is my good you can't do this to me okay i'm telling you about it and then she goes you know what jack every single night i have a dream about ryan ross every single night i do i mean not every single night but i would say three times a week in my dreams haunting me every this is the mutual ex that she and jack both share who were like 15 years ago he wrote he wore a vest made of roses he it's my dreams all the time it's it's like i and it's it's like i'm always searching for something i'm i you know it's i don't know i i don't know he's like the antagonist like if the devil was like a character in my dreams it would always this person but him he's like he's like in like innocuous dreams of yours too it's not

always like he's you're cheating on him like i do no it's not always like it's he's just in the dream like something's going wrong in my life and he's just there to witness it wow it's so dark and i have so many other shoes i need to get to before i even like start unpacking that so and i've never admitted it to anyone so jack thanks for like in my kitchen now millions of listeners hear that chris millions of listeners are gonna know kelty did just she did say after that she's like wow and i've never told anybody that before in my life yeah wow thanks call me out sorry someone is clipping this right now and putting on the i love ryan ross fan page for everyone to hear so you're welcome what's next okay wait my bad week my bad week is good so

you guys remember the story of when, so I dropped off a little backstory, Brad, we sell our clothes on Poshmark because we're those cheap ass bitches. And we have this girl who helps us do it. She's amazing. Well, I had a very like pricey, pricier hat, lack of color, straw hat that I dropped off at Kelty's to be sold on Poshmark. Well, Kelty took it upon herself to just pick through my pile of things and take what she wanted and then send it to the girl to sell. So I called her out on it on Instagram and I said, that's my hat. She goes, oh, I'll Venmo you for it. Or she goes, I was going to Venmo you for it.

And then she sent me $10. There's nothing more Kelty than that story. No, it gets better. This is why it gets so much better. Okay. Well, we did. so we had care packages for healthcare workers at the beginning of COVID and we sent out a bunch of them and we had these brands give us like amazing things to like, literally they just

donate it. So we sent all this stuff out and then we cleaned out the office recently. And we've just have so much stuff lying around from brands and leftovers from lady boxes, whatever, tons of stuff. So we decided to do a giveaway for all the lady gang teachers who are back to work doing Zoom teaching, which kill me now. That sounds terrible. So we put together, I was like, yes, great. I'm going to send you all the leftover stuff. And then they have extra stuff, like tons of shit, Brad. Well, one adorable lady ganger received her care package. Her name is Emily Savage. And she is so cute. And she's opening this package and she's like, I'm so excited i got this package from the lady gang and she takes out maybe four dollars worth of

merchandise kelty put no kelty put kelty maybe four dollars worth of merchandise it was a small box right it was a small box i don't know but it was like a pin that said something about fundamental rights for women there was like what else was it it wasn't even a lady gang pin it was so random emily we're gonna send you something else and any other girl who feels like their box is under 20 retail please message us because kelty definitely packed those and as this girl's opening it i can see she like it's the thought that counts you know so she really is like so happy that we thought of her and i think she said something like it's not much but it It was nice to be thought of.

Oh, my God. And I was like, this has Kelty written all over it. It does. Well, here's the thing. We had all these small boxes and nothing fit in the box. So I had to put all the smalls. I know. It was a mistake.

And I felt like there was probably a couple boxes that went out less than stellar. But I was like, it's more than nothing, you know? Sometimes nothing's better than something. Yeah. it's like when somebody tips like two percent on a check it's like you might as well it's like you shouldn't have sent me ten dollars on venmo you should have just been like gotcha bitch i'll pay you back somehow because then it's like it's not ignorance anymore it's just like assholes so emily we love you we appreciate you i'll be sending you like a cartier tank watch to make up

for this okay brad it's your turn i hope you've cooked something up real nice for us okay so So my good week, we'll start off with my good week, is that it's almost the end of the year. I hear you. Is that good or bad? Sadly, you know what? I think 2021 might not bring us anything better. Listen, I totally understand that, but it's at least a marker of this year going away. That's right.

So we are in pumpkin spice latte season, which means we're transitioning into peppermint mocha season which means it's almost the new year so that's my week not to say that you know i'm not to say that i'm not grateful for this a lot of the things that have happened in this this year um but i am very my good week is that this year is starting to wrap up okay that's my good week hallelujah my bad week is i'm devastated that we're losing both housewives of beverly hills and Housewives of New York soon. And I'm like actually losing sleep over it. Like full on anxiety.

Wait, are they canceling them? No, but like they're wrapping up their seasons. It's been getting me through like my life. I don't know what I'm going to do. It's just a lot. Brad, Orange County is going to be starting and it looks like it's going to be epic. I'm a little nervous.

I mean, Shannon looks on full tilt. She looks like she's on full tilt, Shannon. And I think it's going to bring us what's so neat. she's going to pick up where Sonia left off, you know? And was anybody else like really, has anybody else been carrying the weight of how devastating it is that Sonia Morgan finally got Sonia by Sonia Morgan into a store and they went bankrupt? Anybody else carrying that on their shoulders? Century 21. It was so sad. And seeing her at her opening with all of her mannequins dressed in Sonia by Sonia Morgan, and she really made it. And then, well, that's a real lady gang.

that's on brand for us. Like we finally got a clothing line and a billboard and then there's a pandemic and no one to wear clothes anymore or go in time square or a billboard. It's very like they're good. It's going to be across America. And they're like, just kidding. We can't even open our stores. Well, by the way, there's always someone worse off than you, right? Oh yeah. Sonia makes me feel better about, you know, us. Listen, her face looks amazing. her Ellen Barkin haircut, chic AF. So yeah. Do we know a doctor did that facelift for like future reference? Yes, she tagged him. Oh, we do? Yeah. Oh, nice. It's one of the best facelifts I've ever seen in my life. If you're getting a facelift and you're not tagging, it's rude.

It's so rude. It's like, just let us know. It's such bullshit. Also, has anybody else in the Zoom been considering having secret plastic surgery in quarantine? Yeah. Yes. I have a friend who just did it and i just i just saw her yesterday she looks amazing and i'm like great um she did like a little under eye situation oh like the blepharot whatever the hell it's called an actual surgery so it's like yeah because for like bags and stuff kelsey did you just say i can't even think about that no i said i haven't been thinking about that but now i will oh like literally every day i'm like i could be recovering from a facelift that nobody would there's nothing but downtime right now yeah we we should we should do it let's go under the knife together all right i'm too

afraid i'll look like walter mercado afterwards though who's that you guys haven't watched the walter mercado documentary oh amore or it's amazing he's so amazing yes yes and then did you see on drag race when what's his face yes what's her face hi i'm barbara aka your nursing educator on instagram i'm a registered nurse and i create content to help nursing students feel ready to take on anything and everything that comes with the job, and trust me, it's a lot. Here's one of my favorite and simplest pro tips. Upgrade your scrubs to figs. Figs are designed for us. They are super soft, lightweight, and breathable with four-way stretch to keep up with your every move. Polished professional silhouettes? Check. Functional details and pockets in all the

right places? Check and check. No matter what your day has in store, figs has layers to match. Their under scrubs are perfect on their own or as a lightweight base layer to help keep you cool and dry. And when the temperature drops, their outerwear styles are made for everything from chilly commutes to freezing hospital hallways. If you're in health care or love someone who is, check out Figs. Head to wearfigs.com and use code FIGSCA for 15% off your first order. That's wearfigs.com, code FIGSCA. Oh my god, I'm out of balls. So good.

Okay, when we come back, Brad's going to help us with allegedly what's happening. you're listening to the lady gang okay we're back um we have so many things to talk about are you ready brad yes please okay so i read this article in people magazine today um paris hilton was on the lady gang podcast i cannot wait to listen he said that she's planning a boy girl twins and that she already has the girl name london okay and that's the headline um mostly i just wanted everyone sorry brad was waiting for the punch i'm like and but wait shouldn't she be naming the boy london and the girl paris no she can have another paris but so when she was okay so anyway that was just basically let everyone on the people magazine is picking up um but did

you see the doc yes so good so good i can't wait it's so good so basically then she was like now i need another like city name for the boy you guys help me name it like she just said it nicely and of course i have taken this as my life mission oh we have to pick the name to name this baby and i was like could we have london and dakota and then there's like that band city and color because the guy's name is dallas green dakota is not a city unfortunately this is where i get into problem because then my lack of geography is like all up in my face i don't think it's geography i just think that's just knowledge yeah but then but no i was thinking maybe you do a city in a state or because i have a friend who's named their dog alberta which i think is a great name no it's not

Brad's face. Alberta. After the province. They call him Albie. That's cute. After the province, Brad. Alberta's supposed to be really pretty. I've never been.

It's the richest province in Canada. Really? Are we moving back there, Kelty? Probably. I mean, honestly, what's going on in my life? I might be on my own in Canada soon, making my popular podcast. Dreaming about Ryan Ross. making that dream a reality there we go um okay addison ray from tiktok just beat becca out for

the lead in the she's all that movie i couldn't believe it now you're real becca now you're losing wait did you audition not to just famous i'm like two decades too old to be all that that's what i was gonna say i'm like you do look young but maybe not a high schooler anymore so now i don't have to compete for roles with just youtubers bloggers kids of famous people but also add tiktokers to the list sounds amazing does anybody else think that like a lot of the tiktok dances just look like the macarena it is just i i i'm so anti-space it's like oh i can't believe oh i can't believe i'm tapping my oh my ass oh i'm gonna roll now like all these like faces like i don't it is up on my for you page and i'm like what's happening it's disturbing and nobody's

one of the best though i'm gonna her mother gorgeous her mom are we not going terrifying her mother her mother did the wop dance and i've never been this no i i i'm a little i'm a little freaked out because it's exactly what i would look like from it it was what i would look like if i did the wop dance and then i decided nope you know what because sit this one out and i'm glad i did because no she has this glazed over yes when she dead eyes no one's behind the eyes there's no one there it's just these like very beautiful blue eyes and then like no no facial expression whatsoever just staring at the camera with just like staring into your soul don't you guys i feel like while we're talking about addison ray we need to give um my friend simon hawk a

shout out for being the videographer on addison ray's uh mama mia like pool bikini shoot he was yeah oh he just sent me one of those judy uh earthquake survival kits yeah you need like the trunk by the way oh i know i need one of those i don't even have a flashlight i'm gonna be so fucked if something happens we have to hook jack you're screwed honestly you're screwed you know what i have we now have a toolkit jared is very prepared but i if i was fending for myself i'm like where do i get water jack would literally send a carrier pigeon because cell towers would be down she'd send a carrier pigeon to me and kelty and be like hey do you guys have a bottle of water i literally grab my judy knapsack like once a day thinking i'm gonna need it

just in case just um katie perry named her baby daisy blue so cute oh that is so she also dropped that in a song right isn't her hit song daisies i mean a hit is brad not a hit i don't know i don't know if it's a hit song we're on the fifth single from this record and the record just came out last week so i don't know if we're having records out the whole record's out yes it is and the fact that you didn't know means it was not a hit song because i'm a full-on katie cat yeah you missed it um but daisy bloom is there you're not a katie cat obviously you would be on the newsletter list speaking of katie cat um bringing it back around to myself um i dressed for the katie perry movie no i just i dressed as the katie perry cupcake bra yes um outfit on glee and i found it it's

for sale it's on auction the whole outfit that i wore how much is it i don't know i didn't dive deep enough probably 10 badass oh that's a good costume i might buy it for halloween go check it out i also i'm curious if i could like fit in those shorts again that's like do you think i could just contact him and be like can you just send them over i'm gonna try them on make sure they still fit i'll send them back yeah like for my self-esteem like i almost broke into my dad's shadow box of my old cheerio uniform just to see if like the waist of the skirt would still zip but it was an expensive test so i didn't do it you need that i think you need to bid on that you need that i know i think that's so great i'll take it um dancing with the stars who watched

not me duh brad i didn't watch okay let me just say this not everyone is meant to host dancing with the stars oh no no here's the thing i love tyra i can watch the tyra bank show i want her on the cover sports illustrated i even loved her in america's got talent like i am a tyra stan i think she's amazing i think dancing with the stars is one of the hardest hosting jobs in hollywood it's live you're dealing with multiple personalities you're running the show and i i just and as someone who makes mistakes on television all the time i could just see her throughout the night making the mistake and then getting in her head about it and being like oh this is not going well and then like making more mistakes and then like being like

oh shit i have bitten off more than i can chew and like she was messing up the words and like it was like she was making mistakes where she wasn't even in the in her head i have a question though they didn't have a studio audience so she couldn't just like take stuff back and redo it well that's not because it's live oh it is live they did it live oh yeah yikes it was live and it was just it was really hard and it was kind of like okay so you know when you're an improv class becca and you have to do like the yes and and brad you know this okay so like yeah totally someone would come off and they would be standing there and then she would look at the teleprompter and ask the question the follow-up like so you're the youngest on the show like you must have it's

like she wasn't watching what happened like she should have been you know what i mean like she turned she'd be like great job and then she'd be like so you're the youngest on the show how does that make you feel and it's like i need you to watch the performance react to the performance i need a little more yes and i'm gonna give her the benefit out because the entrance was sick i do like the changes they've made to the show i do feel like i've never actually watched dancing the stars episode that i wasn't having to cover like for a job so obviously they're doing a lot right and i'm going to give her the benefit of the doubt but it was not great last night i only saw genie my's performance on her instagram and she killed it she was so good her little legs

caitlin was amazing chrishell was not a dancer she got a biscuit foot but god she's gorgeous i mean she's so busy selling houses though how it's like how do you learn to put your feet actually brad this is a good time for us to discuss let's bring it up you are not team and you're team christine explain yourself not team anybody on that show i just i just have a a suspicion that like gary follows real estate we've never ever seen a listing by christine well christine is on vacation and like split right now croatia isn't mary the only one that actually like logging content but i just near me i just don't know if like i'm fine if

they're not it's totally fine but like i just don't i don't think they're like the show is made by the people that do the hills yeah i mean yeah and also when they show the whole the whole picture of like the actual staff like i'm like oh those people that aren't on the show are like actual real estate agents i did go see a house that chrishell was shelling selling though i saw yeah still don't believe it i mean she was there all day can you guys wait two minutes i just have to run orally outside to the groomer he's in yes are you lying we'll keep going we'll keep going real life um no i actually really i really love chrishell i followed her on instagram she follow me back so that's totally fine um but like i'm still following um there's just something i

love about like a scorned woman rising from the ashes of life it makes me so happy that she is becoming a star it's like of course she's great because we watched her at like every emmys and like she's an actress too and she was in the biz and like just be like the beautiful plus one and like people would be like you know and they'd like she'd just kind of like hide in the corner with her beautiful hair and it's like now she's like rising i love this that's why i kind of want her to do well in dancing with the stars so yeah i want to do well in everything including real estate i am not so sell a house bitch like i want her to thrive in all aspects i really want to correct and say i do love chris shotland i love the show i do also love christine i think you

can like you know you can like them both it doesn't have to be team taylor team brad with i appreciate christine the real devil is divina oh i can't don't even but i said it on the facebook group and then people were like really mad at me they were like divina why they were like you're just not the kind of person to tear down another woman i was like i wasn't because i said her clothes are ugly oh yeah kelsey did go into this whole thing because she has these photo shoots like in nature shoots in nature with like a body con club dress yeah yeah yeah no i know gg hadid like it is a weird juxtaposition it looks like in the forest in a like a ysl tributu platform six-inch heel or whatever it is divina divina with like a bandage dress on article

we're just talking about her weird photo shoots are you gonna bring up the daily mail article yes about her being 40 and living in a crappy apartment no and i guess the big thing is what's wrong with being 40 no well because they say she said she was 30 and then it came out that she was 4 but i also think it's really nasty for the daily mail to like talk shit on her apartment like go fuck yourself daily mail also on her age like who cares and her age i mean i guess the age was the thing because she like lied about it but like yeah she's a she's whether or not you like like her or not she's the only very good for the show oh no she's like such a shit stretch the only thing you're allowed to hate on Davina is her clothes and her photo shoots like well and her

behavior she looked beautiful at the wedding Christine's wedding I was like someone styled you I think someone might have styled all of them they look probably Christine they look she look gorgeous but like I can't with the it's like when I try to be cool and it doesn't work like some people are just not meant to be fashion forward. With Christine also like I just need more of that wedding like Netflix if they know what's good for them should just produce like a three part series

on the wedding. They have to have the footage. They have the footage and she said she was pissed. Yeah I'm sure she was. You didn't even see the Black Swans. I was like there was Black Swans? That wedding was so major. I know. The bleeding cake? Come on. Now back to the Lady Gang.

Okay. Last thing before we have to go, because we've really, like, this has to be a three-part series, because we just can't stop talking. Is the time of this, the length of this, freaking you out, Kelty? Yes, of course. I want to wrap it up with Chris Evans' penis. Oh, yeah. And guard that pussy. Guard that pussy.

I love when someone has their own meme saved in their photo. See, this is what I need to know. Can you explain it, Jack? Explain it. so chris evans did he like posted some instagram story but it was a screen recording from his phone and at the end of it it goes back into his pictures and there's not only a dick pic there is which is was in black and white and i always think that's weird when there's black and white dick pic because you put a filter on it artsy they made it already artsy then there was also

a picture of his face and underneath it it said guard that pussy on the picture so i need to know it's like a meme was this a meme that like somebody sent him like as a joke or is like he really like thinking that he's the guard of the pussy he can guard mine he means he means like here i am you better guard that pussy i know but i'm like is this like a serious thing that like he he like honestly if chris evans sent me that i'd be like very i would tingle below i would i am already he didn't need to send it to me just talking about it the potential of receiving this i mean yeah but i also want to know like i don't ever want to we've talked about this a lot i don't want to dick pic ever not even from him this is a pretty good penis some people

have uh some thoughts that it might not be his that's what i'm thinking because black and white feels off-brand hmm it does like why black and white that's the it's the it's black and i don't know it reminds me of buzz net but when's penis photos in 2004 was black and white but his were also taken on a sidekick but what happened in between that story being posted okay and people knowing what was on the story and then it completely disappearing from the interweb like not one person screen grabbed it well

I saw a screen grab yeah I didn't see it oh yeah it's all over the internet oh it is oh yeah I mean not if you search the normal things like Chris Evans penis but if you go deep into reddit you can find it or if you follow like or if you follow one of those like weird like Instagram like

memes celebrity accounts oh which I love the publicists definitely pulled it to like a but here's the thing we were very upset with Paris Hilton because it was like electronic rape but he took the picture he put it on himself so we can look at it right or I don't know is it weird well that was the argument too of like how can we all be kind of laughing at this and you know circling around it and making jokes about it because it's a guy when on the flip side if it's leaked nudes from a woman people get really really upset so why isn't it the same but i i think that he kind of he put it up yeah and i

also no one hacked him it was yeah it was like a it was a purpose a stupid you know i i once at the beginning i mean it wasn't like a a nude thing but i accidentally like uh screen recorded something uh on my phone and i put it up on my insta story it was like a scroll of something and i had my email address on it i didn't even know right and so like people were dming me that have my but those things like happen so easily like you don't know when that's when that stuff is going on but i think your point is right kelty that he put it up himself and it was a mistake and it wasn't a hack so that's that's also chris evans has sat on favorite christmas of hollywood at like four or five on most lists for a long time and he just chris pine behind chris fine

he is not behind chris pine you guys you guys he was definitely no chris evans is captain america he was like fifth or sixth chris for sure no he was ahead of him until chris pine showed us what he looks like not working like he wears the weirdest like a toga clothing a toga when he gets coffee at Pete's. It's weird. Wait, I need to see a picture. He wears a muumuu. Is it like a Jared Leto kind of vibe? Yes.

He asked him about it once. I don't mind it either. I think it's lovely. And he was like, how many downloads did your podcast get? I'm thinking of coming on. And circle back. I'm thinking about coming on. How many downloads do you get?

Okay, we have to go because this is past our prime of time. brad is so lovely listen to brad behavior every week it's amazing and honestly brad has been making some of his best episodes in quarantine his podcast has been growing a lot um because he is craziness of not being able to be out in the world is making this show so good it's so good you can follow brad at brad goreski on instagram which you probably are um and we didn't even get to talking about the wig videos you have to come back we'll have to do this again well about to make another one yeah if you guys need to like kill i don't know an hour or two just head over

to brad's instagram because he plays every role of every housewife and it is iconic it is maybe the second best thing to come out of covid should i be worried that a lot of people have been saying to me that the housewives videos are my calling in life i know i was gonna say it too and i was i think it's it's up there it's a close second with this is this tv personality stylist the stars this is the same way i feel brad when i asked everyone on my instagram like hey guys like what instagram content do you like the most like my husband my dog my glamour celebrities whatever and they're like we like your fabletics halls that was the number one thing that is good kelty kelty that's like that's what you want who cares about the other stuff

jack and i regularly if you guys it's actually like finding easter eggs in her videos yes so she gets so manic in those videos that sometimes she'll like slip on the rug but just like keep it moving it's like so great healthy how quickly do you do those though like do you yeah i feel like it's like 15 minutes and you have like the whole thing done and you don't go back and redo anything never no she never like she has really fucked up in them before and she just keeps going like at one point she posted it through her brain and it's like i didn't just say that this is fine keep going it's true at one point she at one point she like posted something and she like didn't like what she said and you could tell that like mid-sentence she

wasn't liking it and so she's like i really like these leggings they have like a really great fit and on my vagina and look at the seam yeah you see like you've been doing like a short circuit and like shutting down and then they're wait before we wrap up i have to ask you a question about something you posted yesterday that i think kept me up at last night kelty okay the food journal list with like the triangle the circle the heart yeah and the square box like no comprende what what is that all about well we've been talking about on the podcast um i'll be very quick brad i have a eating issue where i've I get that, but what's the cut? What, what are the, what do those mean?

They're just beautiful. I had a stencil set, so I wanted to use all the shapes. That's literally why they don't understand the point behind the list, but I'm like, how do you, like, what does a heart qualify as? Oh, no, no, no. It's just, so I fill it in. If I remember to eat breakfast, lunch, dinner, and if I eat the healthy food that I'm supposed to eat, I get to fill it in. And at the end of the week, I'm hoping that all my shapes are filled in. he's dying and send help immediately yes one one this is when you know kelty has run out of projects i have no projects oh my god it's not a thing to clean i literally almost bought another house because i was like i need to redo something no when we were working yesterday you're

like i'm really looking for a project jack and you just like stare at me while i'm like oh yeah I was there for that. I was scared and I got out quick. Also, she walked me into her hoarder's paradise of a garage and she's like trying to pawn shit off on me. And I'm like, God, she's so bored. Like, it's crazy. She went through her Grammy's

gift bag from like 2013 in front of parka for me. It's fucking crazy. Oh my God. This girl's something to do. We have to go. We have to go. I want Brad and Kelty to have a show together and call it like something about being

canadian but like you could call it kelp kelp canada's most beautiful um have you ever been on the most beautiful list never oh canada's i have been yeah like on the on the hello magazine like i have yeah that's not for a few years maybe trying for so long everyone they will yeah okay we have to go brad follow us i mean i mean sorry follow brad i do follow you guys brad follow us follow brad listen to brad behavior this has been great you gotta do that for every Yes. See you next Tuesday. Thanks for listening and make sure to rate and review this podcast wherever you get your podcast.

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